The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Gets Medical Advice From Listener + Eddie Takes Yellow Jacket Energy Pills + Lunchbox Attempts To Get Strangers To Cheer For Him

Episode Date: June 4, 2018

Bobby talks to a nurse on the air about some red bumps that have shown up on his arms. Eddie takes 4 Yellow Jacket energy pills live on the air. Also, Lunchbox attempts to get crowds to cheer for him with random life announcements! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I feel like I'm coming down hard. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And we have a lot of work to do today. Maybe you take four more. No, no, no, no. You can listen to the show and hear Eddie go up and down today. Taking the yellow jackets.

Up down, up down. How was your weekend, Amy? It was really good. I was watching a video of your son dance. He was working it on the dance floor. What was the party? I know your... My in-laws were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

So, yeah, we were at this hotel in San Antonio. Antonio and there was a DJ and cake cutting. It was basically like their wedding, but like 50 years later and everyone's a lot older and then there's a bunch of kids running around. So my son was on the dance floor with all the girls. I mean, girls from probably four years old to 30. He had them eating out of the palm of his hand. Crushing it. He was working his hips.

He was wearing a tie with like shorts and a white button down. He looked sharp. He looked so cute. He looked so cute. He was doing a dance move I'd never seen anyone do before. What's that? The Snow Angel. On the floor.

He said she didn't know where he got that from. He's never done that before. All of a sudden, he's just busting out a couple different moves. And the next thing you know, he's on the floor doing the Snow Angel. And I'm like, oh, what? You know, it's not like I'm filming him at the perfect time. I just start filming and, you know, I try to sneak up on him sometimes. I never know what he's going to do.

And that's what he did that time. I was going to come over. I was going to invite you over because we had some people over to swim. I saw that in the show. I saw that. Yeah. I think of four or five people came over. Oh, I saw you busted out the giant jinga.

Amy bought me the jenga game. So cool. The human jinga? Because we were talking about, we played it one night at a bar. Yeah, and you said you had so much fun. I had so much fun. And I watched this time.

I think Mike D. played it and Nikita and her boyfriend played. But it was fun. It's a good game. It was a good deal. And I had a friend that brings all these floats over and then she just leaves them. Megan Bordman. She brings all these pull floats over and then just leaves them.

What was the new one? The emoji. The emoji. I got 25,000 likes of just me holding into a laughing emoji. Pretty cool. It's a good float. And so, yeah, it was a good, anyway, I was going to say a few new kids wanted to come over, but you weren't home. Yeah, they were at the J.W. Marriott Pool.

That place has a lazy river in San Antonio. It's like a hotel Schlitterbond. It's got like the Coke tubes that you slide down. I was like, where are we? This place is crazy. And like everybody there is like from most people. I met a lot of listeners and they all drive up from Austin. It's like in case anyone's listening in that area, it's like a great little way to have a little mini vacation.

Yeah. Yeah. And my husband played golf there, I guess. It's like really awesome. He said it was like, the coolest. And my son got to drive the golf cart. He was like freaking out. But he liked that. Oh, yeah. He loved it. I still think that's cool. I didn't man this on a golf course forever. I still think it's cool. Eddie was supposed to let me go to his house and break something because he broke my light. Oh, yeah. How'd that go down?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. The deal was I was going to go over and eat dinner at his house and break something while I was there. Oh, yeah. And then he said, no, you're not breaking anything. I said, okay, well, I'm not coming for dinner. So you didn't go? No. He didn't. I'm sure once you got there you'd let him break something. Yeah, and then give him dinner?

No, I was like, dude, fine. If you break something, you're not going to have dinner. Why would I cook for him? I'm just going to give him the bill for the light. There you go. I guess so. That's what you want. Did he go back on your word?

Didn't he said. Didn't he said. And that would be so fun to, like, fake on something that you're going to break. His wife drove over a light in my yard because you can't really see my yard. And I said, in an exchange for me billing you. Because I got to have somebody can fix it. Yeah. I said, I'll break something in your house.

And I said, while I'm there, why don't we just have dinner? He's like, great, I'll cook something up. Then he cancels on me. Yeah, I thought about it. I'm like, no, that'd be unfair to have him, break something, and then give him dinner. But he's not going to do like your TV. You don't know that. No, I just don't.

The anger's melting. That's right. The longer that I sit here, the bigger it's going to be. That's all right. By the way, I want to go over to Morgan number two in a post-show pre-show. What did a 24-year-olds care about? Because she saw on the Internet, she saw me on Instagram, except it wasn't me. What?

Oh, yeah. What your 24-year-olds care about? I was scrolling through Instagram, and I mistook John Mayer for Bobby. Doing? He was taking, like, a mirror picture, and he had black room glasses on and kind of the spiked hair, and I really thought it was Bobby. I was just in the Explorer tab, and I was like, oh, what's up? That's Bobby.

No, but it was John Mayer. Yeah, sorry, everybody. Oh, boy. Another day. Another person confusing John mirror of me. Oh, really? Now I'm looking at it. Oh, just you and Andy Cohen hanging out.

Yeah. It really does look like Bobby. Yeah. I see that, Morgan, number two. You think I'm looking old yet? No, because I'm not seeing any of us age, really. That's because we're together every day. I know.

We don't age. No, it's when I go back and look for pictures of us from years ago, then I'm like, oh my gosh. But, you know, hopefully we're getting better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, what's so cool about Andy Cohen? Like, what do you do? What do you do?

Paul the housewives, he's funny, he says whatever's on his mind. Okay. You feel like he's honest. Okay. Who knows if he really is? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you feel like he's honest. Yeah, I don't know him, so I don't know. Yeah, I've always just wondered that because he's just, he's like a host, right?

TV host or something? Yeah, but I think he, like, produces. And he produces all the Housewives. Yeah. I'll watch the David Letterman Howard Stern thing on Netflix. Oh, yeah. It's good. I'm a huge fan of both of them, so it was really good.

Watch that this weekend. About it. Any of anything you want to say? Man, I'm just hoping everybody has a great day. I love that. You can go over to bobbybones.com and get a Pimpinjoy retro t-shirt. Yeah. We are at $85,000.

We're trying to, you know, the goal really is to get five dogs. It costs $20,000 a dog. So we need to get to $100,000. Five service dogs that have either PTSD or brain drama or lunchbox thing you like to say? Yeah, unless it's in this, I got to go to the bathroom. All right. Eddie? Yeah, just if you're going to do yellow jackets from the, yellow hornets from the convenience store, don't do it.

That's it. Thank you very much, Eddie. Just save yourself. The more you know. That'll be a rap city. By the way, I'm in D.C. coming up, and Charleston, South Carolina, and Little Rock, and Bakersfield. So if you want to come see a comedy show, Bobby Bones, Comedy.com. And now we shall start the show.

And away we go. Yeah, welcome to the Big Monday show. Good morning, good morning. Long night from me, so I'm either going to be hilariously funny today or just a wreck. Probably hilarious. You think so? Yeah. Yeah.

Not me. It felt like a wreck. I was out. I had to do a... I didn't have to. I was asked to do a speech last night for someone as they were getting an award. And I can't just go up and give a speech. So I did a little comedy, a little award giving.

Try to, you know, be... Poked a little fun, like a roast. And then give a little huggy at the end. Yeah. You know, rusty, roasty, huggy, huggy. So I did that. I was reading this this morning as I was coming in, though. I tried to read a big packet of news every day.

There's a new trend. Preserving tattooed skin of your dead loved ones. What? people are having the tattooed skin of their loved ones removed and framed framed that is disturbing why was I picturing they were sewing it onto their skin I don't know silence the lambs

you're nuts like I thought this was nuts and then all the sudden Amy goes full Hannah Vlector what's wrong with you like this story was shocking to me I think you thought that Amy I can't know that's what I thought I don't know

There's a company that will lift tattoos from my loved one's dead skin, then frame it, and you can hang on to their memory. It costs about $1,600 a piece. I have no idea what the prices for Amy's plan. She wants to apparently eat the dead skin. This whole thing's weird. Okay, I never said anything about eating. Maybe it's not me that's off of a rocker this morning, boys. Oh, it's Amy.

People do it cool things. It's ICU. An Idaho youth football team is being praised because a woman was trapped under a truck, and they saw it. and they basically lifted it up. The Boise Black Knights team from Idaho were on their way home from a tournament that came across a crash in Oregon. They got out of the bus

to help the man and woman who were trapped inside the overturned red Jeep. The male driver could get himself out. The woman could not. The boys cut off her seatbelt and then all picked up the car lifted it just enough for her to slide out of it. Wow, it's amazing.

Right? Yeah. Like they had to get out and lift that thing up. Superhuman strength right there. I don't even think that because it's a bunch of boys. I mean, there's a mass number of people doing it. It's not one six-year-old.

Yeah. My point is the timing of this. Yeah. And the fact that they actually had to move a car to get someone out. That's crazy. Like, they pulled up on it. They were like, there's a car upside down. There are humans in it.

Lift. One, two, three. Lift. Yeah, that's crazy. Amy, yeah, it's not one kid. Sorry, I know. I still just, it's hard for me imagine even, like, a lot of humans lifting a car. Yeah?

Yeah. I see it all the time. I mean, I try to live like... They flip those cars like crazy, man. Whatever. I'm just picturing myself with my 8-pound dumbbell. Sometimes that's hard. All right, let's go over to Ray Mundo with the news. The Bobby Bones Show.

Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in sports in the NBA finals. The Golden State Warriors beat the Cleveland Cavaliers last night. 122 to 103. They now lead the series two games to zero. In airline news, we're now finding out about another dog that died during a flight. The dog was flown by Delta. from Phoenix to Newark, New Jersey,

and officials believe the dog passed away during a layover in Michigan. And finally, in weather news, 80s and 90s for most of the country, rain and severe weather in Texas today, so watch out for that. In Missouri, what's up, bud? Hey, how you doing?

Good, how you doing? What's up? Good. I was just wanting to ask about how a lunchbox's baby and how his wife's doing. Oh, that means it's time for a baby box update. Baby box update. Lunchbox? Oh, the baby is growing great.

Everything's good. My wife is feeling good. Right now, the baby is the size of a head of kale. Really? Head of kale. Okay. Go ahead? Yeah, that's cool.

No, I just actually had my first baby a year and a half ago, and it's my first kid, and it's the best thing ever. Any advice you like to pass on to lunchbox? Get used to not sleeping. Don't tell me that. Don't tell me that because I need my sleep. But are you going to stay awake? No, no, no, no, no, because I'm not going to be breastfeeding, so the wife will be. Yeah.

You'll still be up, though. Why? Why would I be up, though? If she's up, you'll still move around. I don't know. You guys don't know, I sleep pretty well. Will she be doing it in another room? I would hope so, yeah.

Like, we'll have a rocking chair. Have you guys had this discussion how you're going to keep sleeping while she gets up? Well, she doesn't have to go to work, so she knows, and she knows she has to to breastfeed. So me getting up, there's nothing I can do. I can't help in any way. What do you think about that, Ryan? That's pretty, that's, uh, that's, I mean, I feel like he'll still be up, though, even if she is in the other room. But isn't there a part? And again, I'm just asking, isn't there a part of you that goes, I'd like to support her sometimes when she has to get up and maybe sit with her,

at least early on? I, I say there is that, but then also, why is it, why should both of us be sleep deprived and in a bad mood? Why not just one of us? It's not fair for one of you to be somewhat deprived. Well, I mean, that's just, that's called nature. I can't help that. That's called nature. Yeah. I can't breastfeed, so that's just how it's supposed to be.

You could, though. You could actually save her breast milk, and then when the baby cries, you could get up. During the afternoon, that's great if she wants to be in the afternoon. But early in the morning, too, you can get up, get her breast milk, and then feed the baby. That's true. But I get up early to go to work, so I'll be gone. That's my whole thing. But midnight, let's say, like 1 a.m.

Oh, that's her shift. Oh, it is. That's her shift. Hey, also, I was going to ask, Bobby, when are you going to be in Little Rock? Yeah, I'm in Little Rock. I mean, I can pull it up real quick, but I'm doing a comedy show in Little Rock as I pull it up here. I will be in Little Rock on September 7th at Robinson Performance Hall. So, yeah, how about that?

And Let's Box have a baby by then, right? Yeah. Wow, that's crazy. so when I'm in Lutter Rock, you'll probably be sleeping as your wife's breastfeeding the baby. Yes, exactly. This is going to be interesting. It really will.

Can't wait. Yeah, it'll be... Go ahead. I wanted to, like, talk to his wife, too. Later, like, once it all happens, like, get her side of, like, how lunchboxes... Can we get updates from her? Would she be willing to do that?

How about how you're handling fatherhood? I mean, I tell you how I'm handling... No, we want her version. The Bobby Bone Show. Julianne in Boston. Hey. Hey, how's going, Bobby? Good. Thanks for calling. What can I do for you? Thanks for taking my call. I was thinking how I needed to make a therapy appointment.

But I'm like, you know what? Bobby's America's mentor and he's free. That's right. Free. Absolutely, all things. Yes, go ahead. So I've had the same job for five years and I loved it. Then I started to kind of lose my passion for it and I just up and quit. I was going to take time kind of for myself, find my passion, and a new opportunity He literally came knocking on my door. Great, great job, but it's in the exact same field, and I don't know if I should take it.

So, but didn't you quit because you didn't like the other job that you kind of just quit? Yeah, yeah. So can you pay the bills right now? I mean, I've got a great savings, but I've also worked so hard for that saving. Yeah, okay, so here's the deal. If you get a job that you don't love, you're not going to work that hard for a long period of time. Like for a minute, it's going to be cool. Anybody I've ever known that has went after a job for a job for a job for a job.

the money ended up hating their life. Like just for the money. They hate, and it'll be cool for a second because you'll be able to probably get a, you know, a couple things for the house. Maybe you get a nicer car because you can afford extra 90 bucks a month for a payment. But really, that stuff won't make you happy. Now, if you got to pay the bills or you got a kid, you got to pay for it, that's a whole different list of circumstances.

No, I'm in a great position. No kids. I'm single, living by myself. Like, I can pay the bills. It pains me to dip into that savings, but happiness is more important. Yeah, if you chase a job for money, you will eventually be miserable in that job. So that's the advice I'm going to give you. I can't tell you to not take the job.

Maybe that's a great opportunity that you could catapult yourself into another job that you are happy. All I'm saying is if you're simply chasing money, that you'll end up not happy. And in the end, that's kind of what it's all about. Like, I would do this job for, well, I shouldn't say that because it'll make me do it for a second. But you know, I... But you have done this job for... 12 years. I did this money for nothing just because I loved it. If you love it, you work harder at it. If you work harder at it, you become successful at your passion. Is that advice okay? It's great advice. I just need to find my passion now. Maybe I'll grab your book and that will help me, but I got to find that passion. I love her thinking here, mostly in my book promotion. But yeah, I do write about this in my book. Available June 19th. Well, it's what is, like, if you could have like a hobby, like what do you, what's the thing that you love doing the most? I just love to get to know people.

I love hearing people's stories. I love networking, just really getting to know people. And that's not a job. So then you get on a webcam at night. What? Bobby, come on. What? Got morals here.

Well, you guys go right to the gun. I was talking about friendship. No, no. Listen, this is what I would suggest you do. Pro and con it, but if you chase simply for the money, you're going to end up unhappy and quitting or not performing at a high level anyway. Like, that's where it's going to end up. You're right.

Okay. Thank you. Thanks for saving me that $40 copay. Your advice is great. Exactly. I know all about that therapy co-pay. Holy cow, do I know. Hey, where do you live, Julian?

I'm in Boston, just outside of Boston. Love it. Love it. It's the summer there. Yeah, you don't summer. That's true. I don't summer. That's true.

All right, hey, thank you. Hope I helped you. That was a good call, huh? Yeah. I like that. Probably helped other people, too, listening. And listen, you think that helps. Everyone's walking in and quit their job tonight.

Mass quitting. Yeah. Fail until you don't. June 19th, my new book. Pre-order now. Save $10. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 30 Second Skinny. Congratulations to Maddie Marlowe of Maddie and Tay.

She is engaged to her boyfriend of seven years. His name is John Afont, and they met in high school as classmates. Seven years, huh? Yeah. She said she didn't know the proposal was coming. Seven years. I know. Wow.

I mean, they were young, to be fair. And congratulations to Matt. Yeah, what else? Super cool. CMT voting ends tonight at midnight, and the awards are going down on Wednesday night with Little Big Town hosting for the first time. If you go to Bobby Bones.com, you can see a little bit about what their plans are when they hit the hosting stage. And then also, Wednesday, the day of the awards, they have a new song coming out called Summer Forever.

So that'll be pretty awesome. I always enjoyed the Little Big Town. Yeah, a lot, a lot going on for them lately. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds. It's time for the good news With Amy There's this four-year-old police dog

named Cosmo and he received a cut to the throat responding to a domestic violence call with his officer. The cut was really serious but he survived because he got a blood transfusion from a fellow dog.

He got airlifted to another vet and then the story gets even cooler the dog Oza that gave him the blood was actually in his police training class like four years before, and they were both to have a class together. So they got to, like, help each other out. That's pretty cool. I love that a dog helped a dog get a blood transfusion.

Yeah, both dogs. Listen, too. Also, both dogs are doing well, and the man responsible for hurting Cosmo is behind bars. Come on. What is up? Come on with all this. Yes. You just told me something so good.

Woo! Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes us from Grant County, Washington. A man was at a state park, had a picnic, and he's packing up to go, and his blankets got a hole in it, it's dirty. He's like, man, I don't want to take this home. I'll just burn it real quick.

Lights it on fire, catches the whole forest on fire, five acres burns. Whoa. You know, I bet that's a helpless feeling whenever you finally can't control the fire. Because I burn many things in my life, controlled mostly. One time in my house, I was doing a science experiment in high school, and what I was doing is I was taking things and I was dipping them in alcohol completely and I would light it on fire. And what happens is it just burns the alcohol off. It doesn't burn the actual thing. Really? That is cool. So I kept doing things bigger and bigger and bigger because I wanted to see

what it would really do. And for a brief moment, I lost control of this small blanket and the fire went to let my house up a bit. I jumped and stomped. But for just a second, I thought I'm out of control. It's going to burn everything down. This guy did this on a much larger scale. To imagine acres go down. You're just watching it. You're going, oh my God. You can't do anything. He's probably doing a science experiment too. Probably.

Yeah. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Bobby Boom. Come on. I'll play a song from the very beginning of the song. If you know it, yell your name. That would be your buzzer.

So, Amy, you recognize the song you buzz in by yelling. Yep. Amy. Amy. Yeah, there you go. That's your buzzer. Yeah. Okay.

Here we go. Name that tune, song number one. Eddie. Eddie. Oh, come on. Hurricane Luke. Luke Combs is correct. It is not Hurricane. Amy.

One number away. Correct. You guys are quick on that one. Okay. Song number two. Name that tune. Lunchbox. Lunchbox.

All for one. Unbended knee. Nope. Five seconds. Amy? Right, Carrie. All I wanted to say. Ready?

That's a seal. I'm sorry. No points awarded on that one. Wow. That was a tough one. I don't even know it is. Don't tell us who it is, though. Next up, name that tune.

Eddie. Eddie. Wallflowers, one headlight. Correct. Wow. That's still down. Two to go. He's crushed.

Lunchbox. Lunchbox. Buzz is naming it, Eddie. Go ahead, Lunchbox. I've got one in the title. That's correct. Three points. Is that correct, Mike D?

Yep. That is correct. Three points. Oh my goodness. What's the score? Three. Lunchbox, three. Good job.

With two songs together. Wow. What's up? Lanswog's just tied. But I don't know any other songs with one in it. Here we go. Ready? Yeah.

The theme is they all have the word one in the title. That's right. We're three points. Here we go. One of her so. Lundrax! Ah! Henni!

Shania Twain, Britney Spears. Eddie! Shania Twain is coming out, Amy. You're still the one. Correct. Yes! Yes! Is it you're still the one?

It is. You're still the one. Don't question. You've been warned. That's the yellow card. Yellow card war. Always got minus a point. Now the score is Lunchbox 4, Amy 2, Eddie 3.

Everybody's in the game. Everybody's in it. Everybody's in it. All right. You guys ready rock and roll? Man, I don't know. This is it. This is the last song.

Lunchbox, you've got to break the streak. I'm ruining for you at this point. What? Put putting pressure on me. Good luck. Thank you. Three, two. Yes.

Eddie. What? No, no. What? What? Amy. It was Amy. It was Amy.

It was Amy. It was Lachbox. It was Ammon. With Amy. I heard that Amy and Eddie said the same time. Ray? Amy. Amy.

All three of us are Amy. Very naked ladies. One week. Correct. Tied up. Oh, I hurt my back. Man. Eddie, you're out.

Eddie, you're out. I'm out. Sit out. What do you mean? I'm out. All you do is sit down. All you do is sit, sit, sit, sit out. It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. You're out. We're at tiebreaker. Now lunchbox is just trying to break the streak of 39. Amy. Come on Amy! Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. Come on, I gotta do this.

One, one, one, one, one, one, one. Yeah, ready? Uh-huh. Name that tune, tiebreaker, sudden death, and action. Amy. No way! Brittany Spears, hit me baby one more time. Brittany Spears is correct.

It is not hit me baby one more time. All right, lunchbox, you're up. All you have to do is get the title to tie it. One more time. Hope. Yep, that's it. It's baby one more time. Yes.

Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes. It is. It's baby comma one more time. Yes. What is it?

It's baby one more time. Amy is the winner. I'm going to the audio just so you know. Amy, you're the winner. Woo. Amy, nice. Amy wins. Lodd boxes in a row.

I will be checking the audio. And take it in, Aim, take it, sing it. This feeling that remains. There's you guys. There she goes. There she goes again. Here I go. Best live show. You go. You're ready for a good show or you wouldn't go anyway, but you're like, holy mackerel. This show is amazing. Let's go to Morgan number two.

Morgan number two, what's the best live show you've ever seen? Keith Urban, by far. Yeah, Keith Urban's really good, huh? Yeah, he was awesome. Gave away a guitar. He was all over the whole arena. It was nuts. When was this? About a year and a half ago. First time I saw Keith Urban, I was like, oh, wow. Like, I'm missing.

I know how good a song or I know how good he is. But I never been to a full show. It was awesome. Let's go to Ramundo, our producer. Raymondo, best live show you ever been to? Hands down Garth. Yeah. So does that eliminate him from mine?

What? Because I'll take Garth off mine. Sure, you have another one? Yeah, yeah. The Garth show is fantastic. Who's been to a guard show? Me. When everyone agree, it's

Top tier. Amazing. I mean, I was, yeah. Yeah. Let's bring on Mike D. He writes segments for the show. And is the quietest man in radio from walksahatchy, Texas.

Mike D. Mike D? That's funny. That's funny. That's funny. That's funny. At the X game. Yeah.

He was doing shows with that mask. Like the first half of the show, you never saw his face. Huh. It could have been anyone. It could have been anyone. It could have been anyone. That's for the first half of the show.

Best live show you've ever seen, you say Kanye. Yep. Thank you, Mike D. Our video guy and dad of two from McCallad, Texas, producer Eddie. So stupid. Produce Eddie. Oh, man, my wife and I went to Hawaii. We flew all the way to Hawaii to go see Pearl Jam.

My favorite band open up for you too. So, what's the best show? So, oh, that, all of it together. You're picking multiple bands Well it was one show That was a night And so you two has a huge stage That covers the whole stadium

You know that goes everywhere And the lead singer for Pearl Jam Eddie Better was just like I'm gonna walk all over this thing And it's like not you're not supposed to do that as the opener But you can just tell he was so happy to be there And loving that stage In Hawaii

Is that a bit of a cheat You're picking two bands I mean I guess because I could be like I Heart Fest when I saw Ed Shearing Chris Stapleton Cole play So you pick Pearl Jam Okay, I'll say Pearl Jam was better than Me

Amy? Well, man, y'all took Garth, so I got to go. Taylor Swift! You think to grow. Awesome or what? I saw her like three times one year. I saw her in Raleigh, Austin, and then somewhere else, can't remember.

And it was so cool. She would, like, hang from the ceiling and a bird cage. Sang right to me. Lunchbox? Best live show you ever been to. Easy. Eminem Jay-Z.

But which one? See what I'm saying? That's one show, guys. That's one show. You said, what is the best live show I've been to? Like what in the artist plays? I think one. Okay, it's fine.

Eminem. Eminem. Okay. Yankee Stadium. With Jaycee. Yeah, okay. Jayze was there too. What you got?

B-O-B. I saw John Mayer at the Woodlands and it was raining. In Houston? Yeah. And it was really romantic because I was by myself. But yeah. By yourself there? I was with another couple

Oh my goodness I was third wheeling it But it was really real It was cool What were they making out the whole time No but they had their arms around each other Like on slow songs I'm such a John Mayer fan

It was just an amazing At one point he took a shirt off Remember when I posted that picture John Mayer with a shirt off playing guitar Oh I remember that I don't remember actually I did yeah It was a moment

Like it was raining He stayed out and plays It was pretty cool man And I'm a huge John Mayer fan So yeah Best best live experience I've ever seen. You were soaked in water.

Uh-huh. Just soaking in. Alone. Watching my friends. Hugging. Yeah. And then John played... Like, did you ever feel awkward?

I always feel awkward. Like, my body... I'm just always awkward. Inside of these bones is just awkwardness, right? Generally. So, yes. But that's the normal feeling. When I don't feel awkward, it's actually pretty nice.

It's... So sad. No, it's not. John Mayor at the Woodlands. It's amazing in Houston. There it is. Against me I'm a picture all the rain

coming down Just you and John He got so away He had to take a shirt off I mentioned that Yeah yeah Twice To Bobby Bones show

All right Will they cheer Okay All I know is the scenario I haven't heard the clips Do you want to bet Some money How much

Ten bucks Okay All right We'll donate all the money To charity Okay He yells I'm not the father

Okay Lunchbox is in a place And he stands up And he yells I'm not the father Will Will they cheer, Amy? He yells, I'm not the father.

They won't. You say no. You get to control this one. Okay. So I want them to cheer. You don't want them to cheer. He yells, I'm not the father. That's great news.

All right. Bye. Oh, I'm not the father. I'm not the father. Yeah. Not the father. Yeah. I'm not the dad.

Okay. That I win. You do. But that was a good laugh for that money. You picture all their faces just like, what is going on right now? Was that awkward? Oh yeah, Chipolaited, packed lunch hour.

No one cared. Like nobody even acknowledged me. Hilarious. Okay, Emmy, you're up 10 bucks. Thanks. It's my turn. He yells. I don't have to go back to jail.

Yes. Okay, okay, okay. I'm going to say, huh. I'm going to say they cheer. I'm going to say they cheer I'm going to say they cheer because he doesn't have to go back to jail

but I'm going to say they're scared afterwards Okay let's hear this Yeah All right That's great news Great news Great news Great news

I don't have to go back to jail Yeah Just got the call Not going back to jail Woo Yes Not going back to jail Yeah

They cheered I know I know I know I think partially they cheered Because they don't want to get stabbed Be nice to this guy Be nice to this guy He was just in the pen for something.

That's funny. Okay. Amy, we are now even. Ten bucks. You're turn to pick. My divorce is finalized. Lunchbox is eating. No, no.

And he stands. He stands up. He gets off the phone. He goes, my divorce is finalized. Do they cheer? No. No, Amy says. Okay.

Here we go. I say they do. Here we go. 100%, right? All right. Just got the call. My divorce. is finalized.

Divorce is finalized. Yes. You sure it's 100% finalized, right? Yep. Finalized. Divorce. Yes. Yes. Let's go to the judges on that one.

I say I heard cheering. I heard cheering. I heard cheering. I mean, there was a couple laughs and up. Slight. Yeah, I heard that. All right, all right. I'm up, ten bucks.

It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. Delilah was at the airport. She was trying to get on her flight, but she didn't have the $50 to pay for the baggage fee. All she had was cash, and they don't accept cash. Is that right? Yeah, for some reason she was going to have to go to another part of the airport to try to figure it out.

She was going to miss her flight. Jermaine Grisham, who plays for the Arizona Cardinals, was there, saw it, said, I'll pay the $50, girl. I don't want you to miss your flight and paid for it. Did she know it was him? Didn't have any idea that he was an NFL player. That's cool. And he said, I just want you to pay it forward at some point. Don't let the good stuff end with you.

How about that? That's cool. Hey, NFL players have hearts too, people. How about that? How about that? How about that? Nice one. Bobby Jones.

No. Bones. All right, going over to Amy for the morning corny. A few minutes early on this this morning. The morning corny. Where does Okra come from? Where does Okra come from? Oklahoma.

That's funny. That's a good one. Yeah. Oh, you know, I mean, I just never can't tell with you guys. Yeah. That's funny, though. In the next few minutes, lunchbox goes back to these crowd of places and yells out things, and we see if people will cheer or not.

Earlier, he yelled out things like, I don't have to go back to jail, and they did not cheer. Yeah. All right, that's great news. Great news. Great news. I don't have to go back to jail. Yeah, just got the call.

Not going back to jail. Woo! Yes. I guess maybe that is kind of a cheer. That is a cheer. I forgot that. Okay. We just did that one.

So there are other ones coming up, Am. We'll keep going with that. Can't wait. And also Eddie eats a bunch of yellow jackets from the gas station. Okay. Eddie, don't. That's a good thing I'm tired because I can really use those right now. Yeah, yeah.

It's good. You have remotes all day today today. Of course. Yes. Okay, now over to Amy with the Skinny. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Congratulations to Maddie Marlowe of Maddie and Tay.

engaged to her boyfriend of seven years. His name is John Afont, and they met in high school as classmates. Seven years, huh? Yeah. She said she didn't know the proposal was coming. Seven years. I know. Wow. I mean, they were young, to be fair. And congratulations to Matt. Yeah, super cool. CMT voting ends tonight at midnight, and the awards are going down on Wednesday night with Little Big Town hosting for the first time. If you go to Bobbybones.com, you can see a little bit about what their plans are when they hit the hosting stage. And then also Wednesday, the day of the awards, they have a new song coming out called Summer Forever. So that'll be pretty awesome.

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He yelled, I'm having a baby. I got the call. It's a son. It's a son. I'm having a baby boy. Yeah. And they cheered. So I'm up $10.

Okay? He gets up and yells, I don't have tuberculosis. Oh, boy. Okay, he's in a restaurant. Where were you? Do you know that this one? Yeah, it's called Saltine, brand new restaurant. And it was packed.

A lot of people. Packed. He's on the phone. He's on the phone. Yeah, okay. Does he cheer? We're at $20 here. You want to bet?

We're betting $20. Yeah. For TV, they cheer. I don't have tuberculosis. You bet they cheer. Yeah. Right. There's no mistake.

All right. Woo-hoo! I don't have tuberculosis. The doctor just said I do not have tuberculosis. Yes. No tuberculosis. Yes. You sure it's clear.

No tuberculosis. Tiberculosis free. Yes. Boy, they couldn't be ignoring you anymore. Nothing. Is that food amazing or what? I don't want someone yelling about TB while I'm eating. I don't know.

I mean, it's good. I'd be like, yes, good. You're breathing the same air as me right now. Thank goodness you don't have to burkelyosis. All right. You're down $30. We said that one. We did a climb.

I know. I know. He gets up. It's my turn. He yells, I got the job. This is easy, right? I say yes. They have to cheer.

And double or nothing? Okay. Okay. So double or nothing? Great. Now maybe it's 60. He yells, I got the job. They have to cheer.

You're saying I got it. Yes. I got the job. I got the job. You're being serious. I got the job. Yes. I got it.

Are you being for real? Yes. That's the easy one. Why aren't people thrilled that he doesn't have tuberculosis? Amy, I'm up $60 now. The charity of my show. I love they were all rooting him on. Like, yeah, dude, you got it.

I don't know you. And we've been going in order. Oh, here we go. I know we're going in order. I don't think you're cheating me. So at number. Number seven, you get the final pick. Okay.

Final pick? Triple or nothing. Triple or nothing. Never heard that one before. I like that one. You want to do triple or nothing? No, what is it next? No.

No, just whatever. That would make no sense. Yeah, because you would lose 180 instead of just... Yeah, I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. Okay. So it's 60 bucks, double or nothing. Okay.

Daughter is not pregnant. He gets out and yells, my daughter is not pregnant. What are you lunchbox? Hattie bees. Hot chicken. Hot chicken. Yeah, the Hattieby's crowded? Oh, packed.

Lying around the building. Yeah, you got tourists, they're drinking beer, eating hot chicken. They're like, some of them were probably like, I feel you, bro. Okay, so he gets up and he yells. My daughter is not pregnant. Will they cheer? Yeah, they cheer. Please don't cheer.

Because I want her to owe me all this money. No, no, no. It's charity. I know, but still, I get to pick it. Here we go. Please don't cheer. You say they cheer. I say they don't.

She's not pregnant. She's not pregnant. All right. My daughter's not pregnant. Thank God. Not pregnant. Not pregnant. Not pregnant. Oh my god. Dude, thank you. You're like 36. I guess that's the thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't even think about this.

But yeah. Good game, good game. Good game. I won. Hey, no, it's even. You didn't win anything. I didn't lose. That's right. Triple or nothing though, man. That triple or nothing is kind of came out of me. It's surprising. It's surprising. Yeah.

If you go to the gas station, you'll see these packs of yellow jacket-type pills. Yeah. These are actually yellow hornets. Because what we've learned is the yellow jackets are now legal. Yeah. What fun is that? They're in the black market, though, if you're still on them. Get them on the dark web or what?

So we're not concerned about this at all. No. Okay. These are just those pills you see at the front of the gas station. And you always wonder about them. And if it's at the gas station, I'm sure it's safe. Yeah. Isn't everything healthy at the gas station?

Maybe see the tagline? What did it say? Feed the sting. Oh, feel the sting. Not recommended for use about minors. I'm definitely not a minor. I'm definitely a major. Yeah, you're definitely a major.

Okay, open them up. What's the sting you think they're referring to? Like, what? I don't know. That's a murder. What do you think I'm going to, what kind of sting am I going to be feeling here? Open them up. Take them in.

And I might hit a song here. Oh, Amy, these are dietary supplements. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to lose weight. Yeah. This is great. Do how many other? Four?

Four? Do I take all four? Yes, absolutely. Knock them down. Knock them down. Three, two, one. Knock them down. Wait, it says one capsule after meal, not four.

You're going full trucker, dude. And I haven't even eaten. You're going full trucker. Yeah, you have a long drive, you can't fall asleep. Full trucker. I do have a trucker. All right. Are you ready?

Count them down, lunchbox. Three, two, one. To go, ah, there he goes. You didn't even drink water. It's like a coffee. Oh. No, no, no, no, no, no. No.

No. trucker, baby! I don't think that's too much stimulant. Okay, they're all in. All four of them are down. Add in my mouth. Here's my question. I know it's early, but do you feel the sting?

Not yet. Okay. So our producer, Eddie, just took four yellow jackets from the gas station. Hey, Ashley in Nashville. Yeah, hey guys, what's up? What's happening with you? Help us out. I'm on my way home from work.

I just want Eddie know. If he starts to feel his heart flutter, that's normal with these. things. How do you know this? Because I took them in college a few times, but we also see patients come in with them a lot because teenagers should not take them. Oh, are you a nurse? Yeah. Did she say that or did I miss that?

I don't know. Yeah, I did say that. Okay. Eddie? Question. Yes. When she says normal, like, is that mean okay or like just expect the heart flutters? Like, should he expect to die? Yeah, is that normal that I'm going to die or? No, you're not going to die. It's just going to be like, you don't have you drink too much caffeine in a day.

like toward the end of the day when you're crashing that's kind of what you're going to feel like should he have taken them with coffee I mean probably not yeah yeah he probably shouldn't take them at all

if we're doing probably hey let me ask you a question Ashley while we wait for Eddie his pills to take in for that sting to kick in you're a nurse Ashley I have these bites on me they're on my elbow

and on my leg and I'm not sure if they're mosquito flea SARS Bedbugs. I'm not even entertaining that option. Oh. They better not be bedbugs.

Chiggers. Could be chiggers. Where do you, how far are you from the studio right now? Ashley. Can you come up to the studio and look at me? Good idea. I live in Clark School and I'm already old. Oh, come on.

All right. You've been playing them to the pool a lot. I can be worried about it. Well, here's what I think. It is just so much. My elbow does. It kind of broke out a bit. You can see it on my Insta story.

Yeah, it looks bad. Thank you. Stop it, Amy. What? I'm going to die of chiggers and Eddie's going to die of hornet pills. Hornet pills. You're going to lose both of us in one day. No, no, no.

Do you have Instagram? I do have Instagram. This is how I'm going to get diagnosed. If you'll go to my Instagram and hit my Insta story, my name's Mr. Bobby Bones, you will see me hold my elbow up and have all these bites and I have like one or two on my legs. Can you look at that? Can I put you on hold or call you back or something? Have you tried hydrochlorazone cream?

No, I don't have any of that. I put deodorant on it last night because someone on Instaory told me to put deodorant on them. I mean, you got people that go get you coffee. They come into CPS and get you so much of cortisome cream. But the last time I sent someone to get coffee, Ashley, they ran into the building. I know. They wrecked their car.

Yes. You're right. Okay. I'm serious from my heart here. Will you look at my ancestor story and diagnose that as a nurse? Well, I can't diagnose it from a nurse now to doctor. Will you give me your most nursed opinion of it? I will.

Okay. Should we call you back or you want to stay on the hold? I am still driving. So can I just write you back on Instagram? Why is it so difficult? I don't know. She wants money. She wants to be safe. She doesn't want to stay on the hold. You don't want to stay on the hold? I mean, I can call you back, but I don't guarantee you if they're going to answer. Yeah, yeah, we'll be expecting you. We'll put you on hold. We'll take your number and then we'll call you right back.

Okay. All right, there we go. Actually, I'm just trying to get some free nursing here. Hey, she's on line number two, if you guys don't mind grabbing that. All right, so Eddie took yellow jackets. Dude, have you seen my arm? No. Do you want to see it? Yep.

Hold on, I'm taking my headphones off. Because for sure, I'm dying. I have kids, so I probably know what it is. Look at this. Look at my arm. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's scabies. Oh, it's not on the list.

Is it spread more since you posted that video? Well, it's all over my privates. Are you serious? No, it's not. Oh, my goodness. It's not. It's not. It's on my elbow.

And like I've, now my whole body itches. Do they itch? Oh, yeah, hardcore. Almost scratched them off. But so now it makes my whole body itch. You did have the, what's the other thing that you had that Terry Bradshaw has? Oh, I had shingles way back in the day. That's not the same thing?

No, because shingles are chickenpox coming back to life. Yeah. And that was on my ribs. That was years ago. And that hurt. I don't think they show up on your elbow. Okay. So anyway, there's that.

Thank you. Hello, Ken in Nashville. Eddie's taking yellow jacket pills from the gas station. I've broken out in Skisket. gay bees. Well, we don't know what's happening up here. If you took those on an empty stomach, he's going to need to drink a bottle of chocolate

milk or milk or something and coat his stomach. Otherwise, his stomach's going to feel the sting. Oh. That's the sting. That's the sting. Wow. Trust me. I'm a truck driver. I'm driving down 840 right now. And so have you taken these before? Oh yeah, many

a time. All four? Sometimes more than four? Oh, wow. Did you feel the sting? I felt my hair growing. Well, that's kind of cool. That seems odd.

Eddie's into that. Eddie would love that. Well, hey, Ken, thank you for the call, buddy. Appreciate that. We're monitoring our producer, Eddie, because Eddie took four yellow jackets from the gas station. So we're just kind of seeing how he's doing. Our video guy and dad of two from McCallad, Texas.

Producer Eddie. How are you feeling over there? Good, man. Yeah. Yeah. So far so good? Yeah, like, no different. Nathan in Arkansas.

How's it going? Good, buddy. What do you want to say to Eddie? Eddie, hey, man. Your belly's going to hurt in a little bit. You're what? I'd say his belly's going to hurt. But he'll be all right.

But instead of chocolate milk, I would take, I would put a little something on my stomach, like a granola bar or something. Okay. And sip on some water because every time I've taken chocolate milk, Got abused. Oh, wow. I don't want to throw up.

Wait, you've done yellow jack and chocolate milk before? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, see? These are all pros. I love this. Like, we're getting calls from experienced people. Yeah, yeah. So, we'll just keep waiting.

Yeah. Monitor your heart rate. So far, no sting. Four yellow jackets. We're waiting for Eddie to feel the sting. All right, we'll come back in a second and check in with you. Also, there's a celebrity who's put away a cell phone for good. Ten months.

No cell phone. I'll tell you who that is in a second. Bobby Bones, sure. Let's go. Yeah, I put my bugby video up on my main Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. Just because I figure if there's something people like to do on social media, it's tell other people what's wrong with them. Oh, 100%.

It's her favorite thing. So the video's up, Ashley's on, who's a nurse. Ashley, you've seen my arm. What do you think that is? Yeah. Do you have an allergy? No, sometimes when Eddie's late, I break out hives, but Eddie hasn't been late lately. So I've been good.

I think that's Eddie, though, not the late part. Yeah, probably. What do you think that is, though, bugs or scabies, like lunchbox? No, this year, allergies and, like, histamies are worse than ever in Tennessee. It looks like you're just having a bad reaction, just a mosquito bite. So you think it was mosquitoes, and then I broke out like that? Guys, these things itch like crazy. Yeah, and it looks like the mosquitoes just targeted your elbow.

Well. Like five of them. Yeah. They're like, get his elbow. At least that's comforting to know that it's not something. that's like in there laying eggs and then are going to hatch. Laurie in Missouri's on. Hey Lori.

Hi, how you doing? I'm good. Did you see those bugs? The bites? I did. Go ahead. Tell me please. All right. Well, I definitely feel like they are mosquito bites. Shiggers usually attack your legs and your ankles. I have some of my legs too, I think, though. A bite in there. But those look like mosquito bites. And the best remedy that I can give you is if anybody in the

studio today has some clear fingernail polish, you need to put them on those bites. And the itching is going to stop almost instantaneously. Well, thank you very much. Amy, do you have any? I do not, but I've heard that that works. My mother-in-law was just telling, like, her grandson to do that this weekend. Really? I was like, is she for real?

Well, I was listening to everybody on Instagram. I took a stick of deodorant and rubbed it all over my body. Good. I mean, if I've heard it twice in like two days from two totally different people, maybe they're on to something. And if I see it written, it's for sure. We used to rub boil eggs on them. What? For sure, took care of them.

So let's check in with Eddie. Eddie took these gas station yellow jacket pills. So we've got to take a look over to Eddie. Eddie? I have quite the update. I'm starting to burp a little bit. That is terrible audio. It is.

That alone's going to give me a heart attack. So, okay. I'm starting to burp, man. We should take your pulse, though, for real. Hey, yeah. Do his resting heart rate? Do you know how to let him do it? No, no, no. I know how to do it.

Seven. No, no, no. Oh, my gosh. I'm practically a nurse. Hold, please. Okay. What arm is supposed to hurt when you're having a heart attack? Because my left one hurts.

The one's on. Yeah, yeah. It is really like, I feel a pain by my shoulder. Somebody give me a lot. Here. Okay, so. Amy's got my wrist. Hold on.

Do you feel anything? Why don't we do it? I'm going to hit this here. But why don't we do it during like a song or something so we're not yelling and trying to do a bit. I can't find a balls. Oh, no. I'm dead. I'm dead.

No. There it is. Oh, you got it. Guys, it's not funny. I know. I need to stop watch. Eddie took four these yellow jacket pills.

We're monitoring them. Right now, you would say your feeling is in one word. A little uneasy. Une. Hey. Like my leg is moving a lot. That's because the chicken dance is on.

Oh, that's it. That's it. Eddie's like, for some reason, my elbows keep going out. No, that's the chicken dance. I'm moving like. a chicken now. All right, there you go. Eddie?

Is it really different? Oh no. Guys, I just want to go faster, faster, faster, faster. It's the same, Eddie, it's the same speed. What are you talking about? Oh, man, that's making me anxious. Okay, we're going to check Eddie's pulse. And now we'll get an update.

Here's a story. Simon Cowell says he put away a cell phone 10 months ago. Doesn't even look at it anymore. and he feels so much better. Like how do people get a hold of him, though? Probably some rich person sent next to him with his cell phone. Probably his assistant with a cell phone. Okay.

Well, here's the thing. People go, yeah, you have completely detached myself from cell phones. You have to have some sort of money to do that. You have to have the means. Otherwise, we're all tethered to our phones because we've got to work. And most work happens through someone saying, here's an email, here's a cell phone, here's a text. Right. He confesses.

He switched off his phone. for the sake of mental health. Yeah, I guess if you have a yacht, you can turn off the phone for mental health. He said it's been so good for my mental health. It's a very strange experience, but it's been really good. So he's like handwriting letters to people and stuff? All I'm saying is, Simon Cow can do it because he's Simon Cowell.

I do try to put my phone away for a bit when I go to sleep. Sometimes though I still wake up and grab it. I was going to say, well, hours. No, I still grab it sometimes. But I do better. I think at dinners a lot of times I'll just turn my phone upside down and if I don't see it

it doesn't exist so I'll check away from that a bit and I think too some people will look at someone and go oh why is their phone upside down are they doing something shady for me it's so I don't look myself I always think that too when someone's being shady like hiding their texts

oh really if you and your husband were at dinner and he took his phone and turned it upside down yeah what would you think I would think he's trying not to pay attention to it oh would you that's good yeah he probably But knowing him, he wouldn't even have it out. He probably left it at home. Yeah, he probably left it at home.

And then I'm the one that has the phone out. He probably put it in a safe and put it under the ground. Eddie took four yellow jackets from the gas station. Let's check in with them over there. How are you feeling? My palms are sweaty. Are they? Yeah.

My left one in particular. We're going to get a pulse rate from Morgan number two coming up in a second. She checked his pulse. Let's go over and talk to Tyler and Georgia. Hey, Tyler. Yes, sir. You're on the air, my friend. What's going on?

not a whole lot hey man I took four of those things one time and I was working at Yamaha on the assembly line and I felt like I was about to die like my heart was about to come out of my chest about 30 minutes later and then

I chose to look at the back of the pack and I read it and it actually said on there do not take more than two within 24 hours what's your pack said Eddie no more than three and how much you take four oh why'd you do that and yeah it hasn't been 24 hours yet No, with it.

Oh, yeah. That's the extra one. Yeah. So 30 minutes for now, you're in for a ride, buddy. Wow. So have you ever done it again? No. You couldn't pay me to do it again.

I literally felt like I was going to die. I almost went to the hospital. Okay. Well, so this is a good for anyone listening that's thinking about doing it. Think of this guy. Let's not do this. Well, hold on it. I already did it.

Hold on it. We're seeing first hand. We're going to get Eddie's fine. I know. I'm just doing a disclaimer. And Eddie did it about 20 after? Yeah. So it should be kicking in any minute.

Yeah, I'm feeling the sting for sure. I'm telling you, when I put my hand on his heart, it's going fast. When I put my hand on my heart, I just have the Pledge of Allegiance. I guess we're all different. We're all different, man. Okay, we'll check in with Eddie in just a second. Also, on my Instagram, you can see my bug bites. Morgan number two is working up a complete list of all the diagnoses from all the people on Instagram.

Yeah, yeah, so we'll read back through that too. Tell me something good coming up in about a minute. minute here on the show. Thanks for hanging out with us this morning. Another Monday. You I mean? You know what I mean? Yeah. Love Mondays. Thank you very much. I was going to do this as to tell me something good, but I thought we talked about it for a second. This Benedict Cumberbatch, see, he was in an Uber and he jumped out and stopped these dudes from jumping a cyclist. What, no? Yeah. He's like a real life. He's like a real life Benedict Cumberbatch. There weren't cameras around. What's his character? Sherlock Holmes. No, the Marvel

character. Dr. Strange, what's the name? Dr. Strange. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's Dr. Strange. Yeah, the Benedict Cumberbatch. What a name, huh? Yeah, he sounds like a... Like a nursery rhyme character. Yeah, like a doll, like

raggedy Ann. The food delivery firm Deliveroo has thanked Benedict Cumberbatch after he was fighting off muggers who were attacking a cyclist to work for the company. The Uber driver told the sign newspaper he was driving Cumberbatch and his wife

when they saw a cyclist being hit with a bottle. Jeez. Dang. Who hits somebody with a bottle? I guess if you're trying to get the cyclist to fall over so you can rob them. That's true. He said that Cumberbatch jumped out of the car and grabbed one of the attackers. Now, let me peel this back in layers, okay?

First of all, Benedict Cumberbatch is in an Uber and he's a multi, multi, multi, multi-millionaire. Look up his net worth, lunchbox. He's in an Uber. Not in the limousine. That's cool. Secondly, he's with his wife. Not a mistress.

How much is he worth? See what I'm saying? Give him props. Yeah. Oh, yeah, okay. How much he worth? 30 million. What?

Yeah. Third of all, he doesn't have to stop and risk his life. He's Benedict Cumberbatch. Yeah. He stopped, didn't just yell. He jumped out and physically went after the person. What's his height and weight, do you know? I can tell you right now.

Because he looks small on TV, but I bet he's not. I'd put him about, just looking at him, 510, 180. That's what I put him at. He is... Go ahead. Six feet tall. Okay.

It doesn't have his weight here. 180, though, according to my eyes. Oh, I got 172. Okay. But I mean, wow, six feet, 172? My point was he didn't have to do any of that. Isn't that a cool story? Yeah.

He jumped out and did they catch the people? Or just one of them, do we know? I know they caught one of them because he held him. He probably did that Dr. Strangelove thing to him. What's Dr. Strangelove? I wonder if he's on method acting. What's his superpower? He's like...

Smart. It's like time warp and magic stuff. Oh, that's cool. You want to know some other stats about Benedict? Yeah. His waist size 33 inches. Chest size 43 inches. Okay.

And he wears a shoe size 11. Pretty average fella then. Yeah, so there's that. I saw that. I was watching this Jessica Jones. on Netflix. Have you guys watched that at all? No. Do you guys watch any of the superheroes on Netflix? No. Some things, I guess.

So a lot of these people have superpowers for some reason. I was thinking, man, what if... You know what if we all had superpowers, right? And they were assigned to us. Because that's what happens on the show. All of a sudden, they're giving something they didn't want. And I would want to fly. That'd be the thing that I'd want to do. Or see-through walls. Yeah. That's cool. That would be cool.

But you know what happened. I'd probably give them, like, the superpower of friendship. Oh. Be nice. Yeah, they'd be like, guess what? Mr. Friend. Yeah, that would be my, that'd be the lamest superhero ever. Well, no, everybody needs friends. Yeah, but I want to be able to punch the wall, and they would go, okay, Bobbi, you're, here's the power, everybody will be friends with you.

The power of friendship. You're like, huh, that sucks. I like that. Oh, that's the worst power. The power of friendship. I mean, you would just be the guy that would be like. You can make your hair grow at a rapid rate, go. Can't we all just get along?

That'd be you. That's what I do. I walk out. You'd be the peacemaker. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Man, I love this one.

When Haley, who's a 13-year-old, saw a group of young kids near a school swimming pool, she started going, man, that's quite the young group of kids swimming. So here's she has 13. And, you know, they're 3, 4, 5 years old. She doesn't see any adults over there. Oh. She's like, what's up with that?

So then as she's watching them, she sees the little girl that's in the group, move her arms, and then just stop. So she goes, this isn't right. That 13-year-old jumps the fence, jumps in the pool, and saves the toddler from drowning. Wow. Happens to be watching and then acts on it. That's crazy. The teen rescuer says the little girl coughed up water, it then seemed okay. And the mom says she's thankful that the mom of the 13-year-old.

So she's thankful the girl knew how to swim and was paying it. Isn't that crazy and awesome? Wow, that's a tell me something good right there That was Tell Me Something Good Folks, it's your buddy and mine Mr. A couple of the evolving storylines of the morning First off, Eddie took four these yellow jackets

from the gas station To be honest, I've always been curious about what they would do to my body So did you take some? No, no, no, you did Right. But we're finding out together. Yeah, man, I'll tell you what.

I'm starting to sweat a little bit. Like, it's hot in here or is of me? Your face is red. And you look very happy. You're acting. I'm telling you. I feel weird right now. Morgan number two.

Did you check his heart rate? Yeah, I did. Okay. What's his heart rate? It's currently at 96 beats per minute. That's not crazy yet. No. I feel crazy.

No. That's his resting heart rate. And I read that anything higher than 76 beats per minute when you're resting could be linked to a heart attack. What? Stop. Stop. Stop it with that heart attack talk. Wait.

That's what I. I'm just telling you. He's not resting. Do we have a fibibrillator around here somewhere just in case? A diffibrillator? You're okay though right now? I feel, I mean, I'm good. I don't think I'm having an heart attack.

He's blinking a lot. I'm pretty sure. Our video guy and dad of two from McCallad, Texas, producer Eddie. You're bouncing around a little bit. Yeah, man, I'm sweaty. Like, I feel hot. Like, really hot. Are you thirsty?

Yeah, parched. For sure, parched. I got water and I'm still thirsty. So we played the chicken dance because Eddie felt like dancing. Yeah. Yeah. My left arm hurts a little bit, too. See, guys?

Like, for real. I'm worried. Oh, my God. Here we go. Come on. Join me. That's a little fast bones. Bring it down.

He's not there yet. All right, checking in with it. Also, I want to bring in our phone screener, Hillary. Our 25-year-old phone screener, she answers when you call the show, Hillary. Hillary. So I was seeing on Twitter that Florida State's softball team is in the national championship? Yeah. Is that true?

It is true. And what is your relationship to that team? My sister used to play on the softball team there. And so, does she still coach softball? She does. She coaches at Elon University in North Carolina. Were you a good athlete? No.

She was the athlete of the family. So your sister played D1 softball at Florida State? Yeah. Is she older than you or younger? She's four years older than I am. Was there a lot of pressure when you have a... sibling who's really good at something? There was because my other older sister they both played and my dad was the head coach of the high school team. You had two sisters that were good at

softball. Yes. Did you play at all? I played a little bit. I always say I got on the team because my dad was the head coach of the varsity team so I just wanted to keep their job. That's the only reason I got to be on the team, but I was not very good. Well congratulations to our Tallahassee affiliate in the Florida State University Seminole softball team. That's awesome. Anything else going on? What's happening with the phones out there right now? Some people are not very happy And some people are very concerned about Eddie Yeah, I feel concerned

But these are from the gas station, man Everything's safe from the gas station It's like pork rinds Yes People will be mad if we did a pork rind eating challenge It's like gas station nachos Yeah, they're like entertain us morning show And then when we do they're like

Ugh Come on guys I'm fine, I'm just a little hot And my left arm hurts Yeah Yeah I'm a little lightheaded but I'm good What are they saying out there Hillary on the phones

They said he needs needs to eat something. They're very concerned about that and a lot of people, they just, they wish you wouldn't have done it, but they hope you're okay. Yeah. Well, they don't have Bobby as a boss telling you to take four yellow jackets. No, no, no. First of all, I don't think I came up with this segment. Oh, you didn't? Oh, did I come up with this? I have no. Do we know? Don't do this. Don't do this sound. What?

I'm checking in with you here. Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie? Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Okay. Hillary, if they call, let them know, it's all a bit. I'll let him know. It's all a bit. It's all a bit. We didn't even swallow them. They're very upset. Oh, I swallowed them. I've swallowed him like you can tell. I'm worried about the blinking.

Am I blinking a lot? You don't even know it. And you're also kind of twitching when you talk. You'll be good though. It's a gas station. It's fine. You're fine. It's all good.

Truck drivers take them all the time. Come out. We're doing a live show from the Ryman Auditorium. If you happen to be in Nashville and from who just burped on the air. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Dude, I don't know what's happening in my body.

I'm so sorry. Like my nose is running. I'm burping. I feel chittery. The sting. I feel the sting right now. Eddie took poor yellow jackets from the gas station. Dude, I'm lightheaded.

This is quite the feeling right now. So, Morgan number two went out and monitored Eddie's heart. And so let's go over to Morgan number two. Our web girl and red. A resident 24-year-old from Wichita, Kansas. Smorgon number two. What's the heart rate? It's at 68.

He's slowing down hardcore. Slowing down? That's weird. I don't know, dude. That's what, no, like a, I was reading about heart rates a minute ago and, like, professional athletes, like, they're the ones with, like, a really slow heart rate. That makes sense. I'm an athlete.

Do you feel weird? Yes. Like, I'm parched. I'm shaking. I'm lightheaded. I'm burping. my nose is running and my body's doing weird things right now. Yeah.

Okay, we'll check you back on me a little bit. Stop that. Okay, don't do that. Okay. Stand by. Okay. On Friday, we're doing a show live from the Ryman. Now, people have started to reach out to me going, hey, do we need to camp out?

And I went, no, of course not. But then a lot of people are asking me that. The answer is no, I don't think so. The Ryman holds 2,500 people. I just don't see how that thing's going to be full. Yeah. It may be, I don't know. Doors open at 6 a.m.

If you're near Nashville. Lunchbox refuses to go on stage with us to do. the radio show because he wants to be paid a talent fee. Yeah, because we're making an appearance outside the studio. That's not the rule. We're doing our show. Our rule is we have to go do our show somewhere. And if it's not a business that's making money from us.

Well, they're making money because they are going to have concession open, so they're going to make money from us. I don't know that that's even true. Are they selling nachos at the Ryman at 7 in the morning? Why else would they be open? Because we've asked them to be. Because it's a cool thing. they've opened and no one's, except for those shows done at the Ryman, like the opery.

I understand what you're saying, but I have a point too. Okay, and your point is? That I should be paid. We should be paid. And how much do you want? It's negotiable. I mean, we can talk about it. At a principle, I just can't pay him.

You're getting paid to go do the show. You're already getting paid this part of like your salary. No, travel fee. So if you don't do the show, you'll be doctor's salary for that day. Because you're supposed to be on the air that day. No, no, no, talent fee. What's it? So he's come up with some chance.

Yeah, you want to hear my chance? Oh, these are good. Get ready. Okay, I'm ready. So you're going to be marching out in front of the Riemann. Yeah. Okay, and do you want to stand up or what do you want to do? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I probably should stand up. I'll get into it. Here we go. So imagine lunchbox is protesting. I got my sign. You guys picking sign. All right. And chant number one.

You want to win. Where's my check then? What? That might be the worst one I've ever heard. What is that have to do? What is that to do? with anything. Okay, let's say that one again, but...

You want a win. Where's my check then? Like, you gotta, where's my check? You gotta pay me if you want to win. It's not even on beat or on it. What's the win about? Who's winning? Hello.

Guys, we have ratings. Okay, okay, okay, okay. I mean, listen, I'm, that message really isn't effective, but I would have done for that same message. It'd have been like, you want to win. Pay me then. Oh, that's better.

But at least that fits. It's not three. Four. You want to win. Where's my check? Oh. You know what I mean? Okay. Okay. This is chant number two. Go ahead. Give me a dollar. Then you'll hear me holler. Well, that sounds dirty. Wow.

Interesting. That's like, who said that? A prostitute. A prostitute. That girl from toddlers and tiaras would be like, dollar, dollar, make you holler or something. Okay. Honey boo boo boo. Honey Boo Boo. She said something like that.

Give me a dollar, make me a dollar. Okay. Okay. I didn't see that episode. Yeah, yeah. I think I turned it off, so dateline won't kick my door in. It really is. Okay, Lunchbox, you have one more.

I got two more. Oh, good. I got two more. As Lunchbox. I'm saving the best for last, though. I mean, these are ones that are, you know, kind of rough, you know, but the last one made me a home run. Lunchbox went and has decided he's protesting this show on Friday morning.

We're doing it live from the rhyme, and it's free. Everybody can come. but he will not be there because he's not getting paid a talent fee. Instead, he's going to pick it out in front of the building. Chant number three. Pay me. Pay me. It's not a show without me.

Yeah. Yeah. Dude, are you serious? That doesn't rhyme. What do you mean? Me and me? Hold on. Yeah.

Hey, bones. To be fair, me does rhyme with me. Yeah, it does rhyme. Wait, how many times did he say, baby? Let's do it again. Hold on, I guess. I'm not a missed. I really might have missed the beauty in that one.

Go ahead. I miss that one. Pay me! Pay me! It's not a show without me. Oh boy. Lunchbox, me and me doesn't rhyme. What?

You're just repeating the word. Yeah, you got to find two different words that rhyme. Oh. Okay. You could just say pay me once. You could say, you know, hey y'all, pay me because I don't work for free. You know, anything like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I can use that one. But that took me one second. Say it again. No, no, no. Okay, what's the next one? And this is the good one. This is the home run. All right.

So this is the home run. This is the one that you're probably going to use, right? Yeah. Okay. Out in front of the rhyming. Go ahead. Rhyman won't pay, so we stay away. Yeah.

I mean, that is the best one. But the rhyme is not paying anything. That's the problem. Rignment won't pay. So we stay away. We should pay them. And it's inaccurate because we're going to be there. He's the only one that's not going to be there.

And we're not staying away. Do you want us to protest to? Yes. Or, hey, maybe listeners. join me so that's the we so they're not going to go in just tomorrow give me the terms tell me what I need to get you

to get you to show up to the show on Friday morning. Friday morning by the way Chris Jansen performs from the Ryman Live on the radio Does he know they're not paying? We're not paying him Cassie Ashton performed Maddie Pappy

and Caleb from American Idol So there we go 7 to 9 Watch out to all of them. See if they want to strike. Oh, now he's unionizing the artist. Yeah. What was that? The first one again. Oh, the one with a check.

Yeah, I can't get out of my head. It's like, it's like a back road. Oh, the one about a check. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. You want to win. Where's my check then? That rhymes. Yeah. Yeah, it's good work, buddy.

Can you see Chris Jansen out there? You want to win. How about this? Oh, yeah, another one, guys. Go ahead. Check for a chat. How about that? Check for a chat.

I like to chat on the radio. Check for a chat. If you want funny, pay me the money. That's funny. That's a good one. Where did you come up with that one? Mike D just rode down. That's actually really good.

Yeah, you want a funny, pay me the money. Hey, Mike D, don't do that. Don't help them out. You're feeling. the fire. You're giving him too much. He's actually got some good stuff now. Robin won't pay, so we stay away. Just say I stay away.

Leave us out of it. Yeah. I just got a message from Chanson. You got a mouse in your pocket because I ain't no we. He's like, I got your back, dude. Yeah, I bet he did. Our producer Eddie, dad of two, video editor extraordinaire, took four yellow jacket pills from the gas station.

So it's safe. And so here we are. Totally safe. 90 minutes out How you feeling? I mean, my body's just feeling weird. I feel like it's a waste of time for me to be sitting in this chair right now. Like, if you guys need something from the store,

I'll go right now. I'll run to the store right now. Why are you yelling? Am I yelling? Yeah, you're yelling. Dude. Seriously, being in this chair really is like, I got to go somewhere.

You got things to do. I got to go. We got stuff to do. We can't be sitting here wasting time. Hey, Morgan number two, you did his pulse again. Yep. And where is it now? It's at 105.

What? Wait, wait. So you went from 90 to 60 to 105? Yeah. Yeah, dude. So it's hit now then. Yeah, I think so. What's the most I can go?

I think the max is like 159 or something. Man. So you do think these things work, though? Oh, they totally work. Yeah. Like, yeah, I'm ready to go. Whatever you guys want to do. Let's do it.

I'm checking you here. All right, checking you. You're good. You're good. Oh, Eddie. Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. Eddie, Eddie. Eddie, Eddie.

Eddie. No. I don't like that sound. Well, and then my nose is ready. I don't understand that part. So you know how, and let me just say this about Eddie, our producer here. You know how Eddie, I think it's a bad rep at times for trying to steal everybody's segments. Okay.

I think you're just trying to improve up on things. Hey man, I'm just trying to work. Because wasn't the iPod just an improvement on the Walkman? Dang, I love that. Wasn't the Walkman just an improvement on the record player? Yes. So Eddie comes in and goes, I'd like to do Dad Joke in the day. Oh, boy, here we go.

You know, he comes in and he goes, I'd like to do, you know, The Eddie Head is kind of his version of the bonehead. Oh, yeah. So it's just thinking. But Eddie is a little upset that he doesn't get to do the CMT remotes. Go out and interview people himself. He wants to host his own. Does he do videoing?

Because what? He wants to be the talent, too. Okay, go gladly. Don't you guys do selfies? Like, that's the same thing with video. I can video me doing the interview. How cool would that be? You're out of your mind right now.

You're talking so fast, you're out of your mind. Dude, I feel so weird. Yeah. So how do we feel? Do we want Eddie to be one of the interviewers as well, one of the talent? Or is he, again, a little over the top. Oh, Eddie is overstepping his boundaries once again. I mean...

I'm sorry of over-fighting it. No, you can't just give up. That's what he wants you to do, is just give up so he can take everything away from you. Goodness. But why are you fighting it, though? Like, don't you like... Why are you not happy just being you? Why do you want to be Amy and Lunchbox?

Why? No, I want to be at your level. Like, I want to be with you guys. But you're not there. I'm up a step. That's what I'm saying. Why are you trying to keep me down? Like, I would lift you guys up.

That's true. No, you're trying to pull us down to your level. That's true. That's true. Well, tomorrow, Amy Lunchbox and possibly, Eddie, we'll have some interviews with artists. Do you guys know who you're talking to today? No idea. See, that's the problem.

No one tells me. No one's going to be there. Little Big Town is going to be there. Oh, you know. Yeah. I know the whole list. I did research. Probably because you got a list for your video stuff.

Yeah. I asked for it for my videos. Did you see the FBI guy that was dancing? and while he was dancing, his phone went off and shot in the club. No, not phone. Gun. Gun. Yeah.

Sorry. I think I took some yellow jacket himself. Dude. He was dancing hardcore and did a flip. Did a backflip in the bar. And the gun came, who. An FBI agent is under investigation after he accidentally discharged his firearm. As he performed a backflip in a Denver nightclub.

Here's a witness. Right as he did that backflip, his gun fell out and it hit the ground. It shot off. About two minutes after that, paramedics start flooding in. and they're crowding this guy. Wow. So first, if you're an FBI agent and you're off duty, I'm not sure if the protocols always keep your gun or not.

But I feel like if I were going into a club for personal reasons, not monitoring a perp. Perpetrator. Yeah, if I were just going in to dance, I probably wouldn't have my gun. My brother-in-law's an FBI agent. He always has a gun with him. But when he dances, though, does he? That's the question.

And when he doesn't backslip. But then that's a second level. All of a sudden, he's just dancing. and he has to commit to do a backflip. Don't you take your gun off. Okay, so you didn't take it off dancing. Got it. Don't you go?

I'm about to do a backflip. Here's my firearm. Hold this, please. He didn't. And then I'm not sure he stuck the landing on the dance. I don't remember if he did or not, but I just know. And it was weird because he put it in the back,

like the back of his pants. So it felt like it was a weird place to have it. There was no holster, no nothing, just kind of stuck it down the back of your pants. Can you imagine everybody's screaming when a gun goes off in a club goes? Oh, my gosh. Yeah, no, it's terrifying. He picks up his gun, puts it back there, puts his hands up, and just slowly walks out.

He did. Yeah. Like, oopsie. Did you see the kid? He's a fourth grader playing Imagine on piano? I thought it was cool. Lunchbox didn't think it was that good. Just everybody thinks it's good because it's a kid.

I don't think he sounds like good. That's part of the reason it's good, though. He's a fourth grader. That's actually, yes. It's cute. People think it's cute. Here's a kid. He's actually pretty good, though, too.

Yeah. Pretty good. And he's playing piano too? Yeah. Yeah, that's awesome. So his mom named Michelle took the video at Lakeside Elementary in Chicago City, Minnesota. And I think that there were 50 people in there and she posted on our Facebook and it went viral from that. Now, I don't think it's gone viral because he's this amazing singer in fourth grade.

I think it's because it's a kid playing piano, a song with a beautiful message. It's very simple. I think that's why. I think right now we're all just craving. something to just put our arms around and go, this makes us feel good. Because every time you turn something on, it doesn't make us feel good. And that's what this is. It just makes us feel good.

Well, not lunchbox. Right. It's an e-for-effort, but no need to go viral. I mean, next thing you know, he's going to be the Yodel Kid all over America. You're still jealous of the Yodel Kid. No, where is the Yodel Kid? I thought about him yesterday. I was like, man, that dude has disappeared from the radar.

He is back to being a nobody. No one cares about it. You're talking about an 11-year-old. Okay, but no. I mean, nobody has... Why did you want that for the Yodel Kid? I mean, who cares? I don't want it.

It's just how it works, bud. He thought it's a big shot. Now Mr. Yoto going. He did it, though. He's back to working at Walmart. He's saying at Walmart. Whatever. Secondly, they're working that song.

Yeah. I heard it on Saturday Night this weekend. I haven't seen one press clipping about Yotel Kid in about a month. I'm telling you, I heard it this weekend. What, the song? Yeah. Great. We heard it too when he came in here.

He's gone. We're just mad that nobody's stopped to listen to you at Walgreens. I mean, and then this kid, he gone too. Give him until tomorrow, we don't ever hear from him again. Sorry, bud. That was your shock. These kids you're talking about. Why you hate nine kids?

Because he so badly wants to go viral. That'd be a dream, huh? That'd be so awesome. So you hate kids because of that. Yeah, because it wasn't a thing when I was a kid. You couldn't go viral. Okay. And they don't even do anything that cool.

This kid just, he's saying it on piano. Albahton kids do that at the talent show. It's so funny that you're such a hater of a kid. Do you see what I'm saying? If you go to any talent show at any elementary school, there's kids all over the country. And he was 10? I bet if we gave you a month, you couldn't play John Lennon imagine on piano.

Yeah, I guarantee he's been doing it longer than a month too. He's also 10. Okay, so he's been doing it for five years. If I did it for five years, I could sound like. that? I don't think so. You'd be some you know, a 40-year-old trying

to go viral at a piano. Record me. Plus, share on Facebook. They won't even be Facebook. Okay. Have you started now? Okay, so who's better? That kid or Yettle kid? Different things. Yeah, well, not very good. They're just kids. I see what you're saying.

You don't want to commit. He's a hater. Let's check in with Eddie real quick, who took the four yellow jackets from the gas. station is my good I feel better now like I don't like the pain's not really there like my left arm doesn't hurt anymore I just feel like I'm ready to do something

yeah perfect because you got a lot to do today yeah we got a long day ahead of us there you go thank you yeah looks like our buddy Cole Swindell's putting out a new record he announced that on the old internet what's up y'all I'm so excited to announce that my new album

all of it will be available on August 17th you can get your D2C packages now on Cole Swindale.com. So go check it out and I cannot wait for y'all to hear what we got for you. There you go. Get your DTC. D. What? No, no, no. Oh, down Nicole. I don't think that's it. I think you just buy like bundle packages, like shirts and stuff. But anyway, congratulations. I saw lunch with Warren Buffett was auctioned off.

Like you get to go eat lunch? An anonymous bidder paid $3.3 million. I wonder what they're really getting with Warren Buffett. Like, is he, is part of the deal that he? He for sure gives you tips. Oh, well, I know the winner can bring like seven friends. That's it, too. So for the 19th year in a row, the CEO of Berkshire Hathaway auctioned off a lunch date to raise money for Glyde, an anti-poverty organization in San Francisco.

When the auction closed late Friday, the bid was $3.3 million. The winner can bring up to seven friends for lunch at Smith and Wilensky Steakhouse in New York City. Bidding began at $25,000, but it went to $3,000. $3.3 million. So you're doing this in 19 years? He's raised in the 19 years, he's raised $26 million just eating one lunch a year of people. Dang.

You better start doing that. Who has $3 million to eat lunch with so much? There's just got to be something else to it. Like he has to tell you something. Oh, yeah, I'm sure you get, like, oh, I would hope you get, like, one question. Like, should I invest in this? Oh, that's all I would do.

And then what are your thoughts on this? Please check off the things that you would put your money in. Yeah, yeah. Here, I filled out this nice little form. I could just answer it. But 19 years, that's a long time, I had a lot of money. Mm-hmm. If you started now, hmm.

If I started. If you started auctioning off lunches. Dang, in 19 years, you could be this. You can be this. You can't have lunch. What? Well, probably not. They pay for me to pay for the lunch.

They pay 40 bucks. The bill was 45 bucks. Would you do it, though? I don't know. I don't think so. I mean, I would do it, but I'd be afraid nobody would buy it, so then I'd look foolish.

Oh, well, you don't, you let the, it's an auction, so someone's going to pay something. There's going to be something. I would do it. I mean, I would buy it. Then let's put you up there. All starts a bidding, one dollar. Speaking of which, our Pimp and Joy shirts are up and we put them up Friday, and we're trying to buy these dogs for service members, and they're therapy dogs. So when a lot of people come back, a lot of our service members come back and they have PTSD

or they have different things. Brain injuries. Yeah, injuries. And so each dog costs 20, $20,000. So as of right now, we've been able to buy four dogs. We made over $80,000 with the Pimp and Joy retro shirts. I just want to remind you that if you do have an extra, you know, 20 bucks or so and you want to buy a shirt, the shirts are awesome by themselves. Even if they didn't go to charity, you get yourself a fine shirt with a positive message. Only the highest of materials. Yes. Good quality shirts. Yes. But also, we don't keep any of the money. So we've been able to raise, I think, $85,000 as of right now to buy service members,

these dogs. So if you do feel like today you want to get a new shirt, head over to bobbybones.com and check out the shirts. They're really good shirts. And we're so appreciative. And I think we're going to

see what happens this week and make a big announcement next week. Yeah, because we'll get to name the dogs. And the fact that we have four right now and we can keep going is amazing. Yeah, we like to name them after everybody on the show if we could, but we don't have enough money yet.

So we're going to wait this week. But bobbybones.com. What's up? The names. I didn't know for sure where the names were coming from. Yeah, probably Amy, Amy 2. Oh, no.

I was thinking Eddie and Lunchbox. Amy 4. Yeah, so thank you very much for helping us out with that. Appreciate you. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let go.

We're transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. That's right. Now, here you are you. Turn it up. Come, Bobby. I have these bites all over my arm. Kind of on my leg.

They don't look good, do they? No, but you need to pull your sleeve down so you don't touch them. I want to touch them. No. I don't think that touching is good. Do you ever want to lick them? No. I feel like that might be a little refreshing.

Never? I'm not crazy? No, you're not crazy. Okay. So Morgan number two has looked at my Instagram because I put the bites up on my Instagram. You're like a cat. Yeah, I do want to like something. Can you lick your elbow?

Yes. That's hard. Yeah, Bobby can. He's talented. You are really talented. You really can, yeah. Hey, Morgan number two, what do you think is wrong with me? I definitely think it's oak mites.

99% sure. I'm a huge fan. Elvira. A boom. The Oak Mike brothers. That's different. What, that's not Oak Mike? No.

The Oak Mite boys? No, no, no. What's the oak mite? They come from oak trees and they fly off and they really hit you on the arms in the back of your legs. And they turn into rashes and they disguise themselves as mosquito bites. Why do you think that? Because I've gotten before. They exist really bad in Kansas.

And why do I have it? Did they fly here from Kansas? No, it's really bad allergy season. And they typically are bad in those type of seasons. Man, you are spending a lot more time in your backyard. I wonder of me laying on that couch in the backyard. Maybe the oak mites, they chill on the couch. Yeah, they're just chilling.

I got in the pool again Saturday. I'm having a real problem with a swimming pool. Oh, why? You're addicted to it now? No, no, no. I have crazy, like, shame. Like, Mike D was the one who was telling me about it. But here.

He writes segments for the show. And is the quietest man in radio from Walksahe, Texas. Mike D. What do you think is the deal? Well, you couldn't get in the pool on Saturday without doing a little work first. We had to do a bobby cast and do it you could go in the pool. Oh. Yeah.

You have to earn it. I know. Yeah. I mean, I can see that. You're so complex. Guys, I'm so weird. I was talking about this on the bobby cast that we did this weekend. Like, I grew up extremely poor.

And there was no swimming pools in my town. There was one from a kid that lived outside of town. And that I associate with people that they have swimming pools. And so now I have a swimming pool and there's guilt. There's shame. And so to get in it, I made Mike come over and we had to work first. I'm going crazy. You are.

I'm going crazy. Or is that healthy for you? No, no. I'm going to be honest. I feel like I have a swimming pool. I'm out of touch, too. Like, oh, I have a swimming pool, so I'm out of touch. I'm already not in touch anyway mentally.

I never have been. But I mean, now, I'm like, ooh, should I even got a swimming pool? See what I move again? Is this how the other side live? Do you want to move? I don't know, man. It's crazy to me. I'm having trouble with it in my heart.

I am. You should talk to an expert. Like, we need to break this down, like, really what the, we know what the root is. What's the root, Amy? The root is because of how you grew up. I mean, I get where you're coming from, but I don't know the best solution for you. Like, in my mind, I'm thinking maybe it's not a bad thing that you give yourself that rule of, like, work and then play. Lucky charms.

But right. But a trained therapist might be like, Bobby, that's ridiculous. You need to work through some of these issues and just, get outside and enjoy your pool. I don't know because clearly... Do you think people like me less because I have a swimming pool and they go... No, they like you more. This is a serious question.

No, you mean just people that... Because I resented people my whole life that at swimming pools. Every one of them. I was like, oh, you got some Mr. Swinpool. They'll probably resent your kids more than you. Because I worked for the pool. Right. If they know that you've got a pool and that you're at poor and you've worked really hard for it and that you make yourself work to even get in it, that's a whole thing.

But like it's the next generation that might have the icky feelings, like, you know, towards them. Like some of their friends might be like, oh, well, you know, Johnny Bones has a pool. First of all. First of all, that's cool. Johnny will not be the kid's name if I ever have a kid. Secondly, the last name will not be Bones either. I know. I was just, this is a hypothetical scenario.

I know, I know. I just, I don't know. I mean, for me, I don't know. I just, I want you to enjoy it. I feel like you have worked hard and you shouldn't feel shame, but I 100% get where it's coming from. Mike, did you like hanging in my house or no? Yeah.

And you know what? I hope you don't lose that. I don't want you to turn into the person that's like, oh, look at me, I've got a pool and you don't, it doesn't like phase you and you have all these things and doesn't phase you. I think it's good that it phases you. Hmm. You know?

Yeah. Lucky charms, man. Yeah. Sometimes you eat some marshmallows and throw out the oats is what I hear. But if we all could get a pool, we'd get it. Yeah, absolutely. Like in a heartbeat, we wouldn't even think twice about it. Like everyone in the world, I think if they could, they'd get a pool.

But that's okay. Everybody would get it own a jet too. That's true. Absolutely. Right, but everybody would have a... And I still look at people... I still look at people with jets and go, come on. Yeah.

Come on. Oh, I see what you're saying. I see Kim Kardashian on a jet. Come on. That's not cool. But it is April. I don't, I mean, I don't know what they do over there. The Kardashian complex.

They work hard. They've made good decisions. People give them a hard time because they're like, oh, what do they do? They've made good decisions. Strategically, those Kardashians, regardless of how you feel about what they've done, business-wise, they've made strategically good decisions. Who's the most normal one of them? I don't know. I mean, I really don't know because I don't watch the show.

I think Kendall, Jenner. Oh, really? The one that gets a million dollars a post? That's Kylie. Oh. Oh. It's Kylie. Sorry, sorry.

My bad. Right? Not bad, my bad. But, I mean, I have no idea. Out of the three main Kardashian sisters, not the Jenners, I would say Courtney. Yeah, see, I think Courtney is the most normal. Oh, so you have an opinion, too. Yeah.

I really think Courtney, she is just in the family, and she does her own thing, and she's not really worried about the spotlight. And she still makes a lot of money. I think she's the most normal. I was thinking about that the other day. Deep thoughts. I don't know, but I'm glad you asked. Yeah. Thanks, buddy.

Don't forget, we're doing a live show from the Riemann on Friday morning if you're in Nashville, 7 to 9, doors open at 6 a.m. We'd love to see you out there. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Game of Thrones is using self-destructing scripts to avoid leaks. So, last season, actors who were filming, because they're

a show that struggled with things like getting out and it's just not been good. Well, they shoot multiple endings, too. Oh, to keep everybody guessing. Well, actors were filming the last season, and they would have lines fed to them through an earpiece, so there was actually never anything written down.

And then this time around, scripts were written and displayed on tablets. But as soon as the scene was over, the script would self-destruct so it couldn't be shared. That's crazy. But here's the thing. It's worth a lot of money. And if it were to get spoiled, it would be over. Because I'm a big Game of Thrones fan. Right.

And so I would be like, oh, that's how it's going to end? Wow. That's crazy. Yeah. So Google released the most commonly misspelled words in like every state. so then they compiled all the data from that. And the most... Restaurant. Is it a restaurant?

Can I never spell restaurant right? And I'd do it all the time. No, it is not the most of a spelled word. I've got the top three. Coming in at number three, Supercalifragilistic Ex-B-A-O-O-O-C-E. Yeah, I know. Hey, well, I'm just doing you.

Who's even trying to spell that? Yeah, well, why would you even write that? And that movie came out like 80 years ago. Yeah, yeah. Number two is resume. R-E-S-U-M-E. Yeah. Good, thank you.

And then the number one word? Eddie just spit everywhere. Eddie's so messed up on these yellow jackets. He's spitting everywhere. Go ahead. So people who are Googling this the most. How to spell beautiful. Oh, that's a hard one.

Yeah, I agree. Let me see if I can do it. B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L. Is that right? Thank you. Good job. You know, all this is hard is tomorrow. I'm going to spell that every time I type it in my phone.

Spell it out loud. T-O-M-R-O-W. Two R's in the end. But that is a tough one, I agree. Yeah. You need two hours. How is restaurant, not the most misspelled word? That's a hard word.

This restaurant. Yeah. Restor rant. Restaurant. Restaurant. Restor rant. Restarant. Restarant.

Restarant. Restarant. Restarant. It's not like, okay. Eddie, by the way, this is the last time I'm going to ask you about this. Yeah. Yeah. Eddie took four yellow jackets from the gas station this morning.

It's two hours later. How do you feel? I feel like I'm coming down. Oh, you do? Yeah. Be real with you. I feel like my body's just like it's been rushing, rushing for about an hour, and now I'm ready to just chill.

But not really, though, because I'm still ready to go running the store right now if you guys need anything. Yeah? Yeah. Okay. But your recommendation to people would be... Yeah, don't take four. Oh.

I don't do this to yourself. How about two? Dude, honestly, I don't know how truck drivers do this. Like, I couldn't drive a car right now. Or could I? Or could you really well. You could probably drive from Texas to New York City. Wow.

Without stopping. That'd be fun. But you say don't do four That don't do four Should they do any? Sure, I bet two would be nice Okay, there you have it folks Our science experiment

concludes Yeah, what's happening And so that's it for today I think I can say What's happening tonight Yeah Darius is doing Darius Rucker and Friends At the Ryman

And so I'm one of the secret guests But I don't know if it's a secret anymore Well, I don't know who any of the other secret People are beside you So, I mean, I feel like Stuff's pretty much on the deal.

I think there was a press release though. Okay, why I missed that? Yeah, so I'm going to perform when to come out and sing Chick-fil-A as my first song. Amazing. And hopefully people will sing back. And then I'm going to do Beastie Boys with Darius, Fight for Your Right. And so hopefully people cheer. But I'll be in early this morning, tomorrow morning after being late tonight.

Yeah. It's shooting the dice with me when I'm out late, boys. Lunchbox and I'll be there. If you guys feel tired, you can get some of these yellow hornets. Oh, you have some more? Yeah, we'll get plenty. And it's like, you guys are yellow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fire, fire.

Yeah, Darius, Darius, Darius, tonight, tonight. Ravin, Ravin, Ravin. No, I'm scared. It's just a little sting, Amy. It's a little something. Hey, what's up today next few hours? What are you doing? Oh, I'm radio remotes.

Oh, that's right. You guys have been running over to the CMT stuff. Yeah, and then I'm hosting with this some stuff for the Darius thing tonight. Look at that. Maybe, maybe even bring in a super secret guest named Bobby Bones out on stage. I don't know. gets introducing you? I have no idea. I'm just supposed to be there. I was kind of hoping somebody like Garth would do it, but I mean, whatever. I don't think we get to introduce you. Oh, you know, I'm just

kidding. Oh, what are we doing? We just stand there? No, no, no, we introduced Darius and then we're done. Oh, so it's a one-time thing. Yeah, it's a one-time thing. Yeah, it's a one-time thing. We bring Darius out and then it's like, all right, we don't need you anymore. Hit her quitter. Oh, I thought I was like hosting the entire thing. No, I know. I'm joking. I didn't think I was really hosting the entire. I don't know. I think she did. I think she did. I know. I thought, honestly, I thought we were there for you. Like we were doing like whatever you were like bringing you out. Have you not read the script? We got the script right here. Lunchbox does

have the script. Oh. I can tell you who. Go ahead. Read the, read your part. We have live auction starting at 7.12 p.m. That we have to auction off and raise money, sign guitars. Old Dominion, Dan and Shay, Frankie Ballard, Chris Lane, Drake voice. Yeah. Okay. That's all in one guitar. Got it. Everyone's going to expect

them to come out tonight because Lunchbox just said that. Go ahead. Also, you're going to bid on a Jason Al-Dine VIP concert experience for two. You count me in. Anyway, that's tonight. All right, thank you all. We'll see you tomorrow. We'll have stories from that.

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