The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Gives Lunchbox A Big Hint About His Surprise + Producer Eddie Hangs Out In A Cemetery
Episode Date: January 30, 2019Bobby gives Lunchbox a big hint on what his surprise is. The show talks about the most exciting events they’ve ever seen. Also, Producer Eddie explains why he was hanging out in a cemetery. Learn m...ore about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
America.
This is the Bobby Bones show.
That's right.
Hey, good morning.
Back in the studio.
And let me say, Aloha.
Aloha.
When you're in Hawaii for a long time, you just pick up the language of the natives,
you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm back.
I'm back in the studio.
Morning Studio.
Morning.
Everybody good, Amy, you good?
Yeah, doing great.
Lunchbox?
Man, I'm doing all right, doing all right.
It's like Wooders here.
Fantastic, dude.
Great.
All right.
I've been shooting American Idol for the past three days,
and I've been watching a lot of singers.
There are really a couple, really special, like, good singers.
Like, really good.
I don't want to say anything about them
because you'll see when the show comes out.
And listen, there are some good ones.
There's some really good ones,
but there are a couple that are just really, really good.
it'll be interesting this season because I've been with them almost the whole time to see.
And you get,
and I get emotionally attached to some of these performers.
And they're not all kids.
Some of them are like 27, you know?
Oh, yeah.
They're everywhere from 16 to 27.
So I guess they don't feel like kids once they're 20 to me.
Yeah.
But you get attached and their stories, man, it's good.
But I'm back.
I flew all through the night last night.
And so if I'm a little loopy today, that's what's up.
I did have a bed on the plane, though, like one of those laid-down seats.
That's so crazy to me.
I want to be on one of those planes.
I've never been on one.
It's a normal plane, but American Idol put me up in the front.
And I was like, I got to get back and work.
So they said, okay, we'll put you up in the front where you get a lay-down seat.
Oh, just lays on the way down?
Yeah, you push a button.
He goes, blizzle-laze down.
Because some of those airlines, you know, they have those little pods where it's like a bed you're sleeping in.
I didn't know if you were on like Hawaiian air.
No, that's what it is.
Oh, it is?
Yeah, you're on like a little pod and then you hit the button and your chair goes,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Listen, your buddy over here graduated to American Idol flights.
They did care of it.
Was there anybody else sitting up there that you thought was kind of cute and you'd be like,
hey, you want to watch a movie?
It's not like that.
Even if you're with someone, the pods aren't connected.
Oh.
So, I don't know.
You always wanted to meet someone on a flight.
Amy, I would like to meet anyone period at this point in my life.
I was walking on the beach yesterday and it was after I finished taping.
and I'm walking and I'm listening to, I don't know, R. I am, everybody hurts.
You have your headphones on on the beach?
I do, Eddie. I was a loser. Big headphones, too.
Oh, gosh. And I was walking just thinking, like, one day I'm going to have, I'm going to get a girlfriend and then a wife, hopefully.
I'm going to be like, hey, let's go do some of cool. I have a cool job that they fly me in a pod, and then we get to go to the beach for free.
But no, I was just walking around by myself. I got yelled out for climbing a rock.
There's signs that don't get on the rocks.
I'm going to take a picture for Instagram.
It took one step on the rock and I heard somebody yell at me.
Get out of the rocks.
Yeah, you could end up as a bonehead story of the day.
I'm like, I'm an adult man.
Don't tell me what to do, but then it was like a cop.
Then you saw the sign.
Yeah, I saw the sign.
I did see the sign.
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Melinda in Virginia, how are you?
Hi, good. How are you?
I'm good. What's going on?
I was listening to reruns, and I just wanted to follow up if Amy had her earload surgery.
Is that an old bit that we did?
Well, yeah.
Tell me what said, Melinda, because that must have been a long time ago.
I would just think Amy was going to
Holes from her piercings
And she just wanted to get surgery
That's why I was your piercing holes are too big
Yes and I still need to do it
Kids it just totally got put on the back burner
But it still is something I need to do
And I'm glad you reminded me
Because it will be happening this year
Like I literally can't wear certain earrings
Because my ears are so messed up
Because they're too pierced
Yes this one right here
Your right one
My right one
It's got such a big hole
that earrings will go all the way, the back of the
earring will fall all the way through with the back on.
Oh, out of the front, it'll fall through.
Yes.
And it's just, it's just been bad.
But ever since the seventh grade,
my earring got caught in some girls' hair in the lunch line,
and it ripped my ear, and I never got it fixed.
Ray Mundo, our audio producer, had been saying on the air that he was going to get earrings.
Ray Mundo, how's that going?
People have been asking for that update.
Yeah, you said that you guys both update.
I'll pay for it.
And then whatever the procedure costs, that's all going to be paid for.
It's just piercing your ears.
Are you going to do it?
I really want to.
Honestly, my parents were in town.
I will pay for it.
I need my parents to leave town, so now I can get the piercings.
I won't see them for a year, so it'll be good.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay, like February 1st, we can start with the piercings.
Absolutely.
Okay, February 1st, Raymondos is going to see it as pierciss.
Do I get to pick the earrings?
What?
I want to be stylish and cool.
Okay, we'll talk about that.
All right.
Okay, all right.
Thank you for the call.
I appreciate that.
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If someone borrowed your body for a week and they got inside of your body,
like Andy did it.
Right?
What quirks would you warn them about so they're prepared?
Like if you were barring somebody's car, and they were like, hey, listen, at over 60, bad glass shakes, sometimes.
It's a good question.
So, someone gets your body.
Yeah.
And they're going to have it for a week, but you have to give them a warning like, oh, you're going to get into it.
Here's what's going to happen with it.
Amy, go ahead.
First of all, I'm going to need you to get my steps for the day.
Oh, because you're still tracking your steps.
I'm tracking my steps.
You better do that.
But the more you walk, the more the back is going to hurt.
And you're going to have to get used to my husband coming in with his thumb to the lower back, just where your high-waisted pants kind of.
meet the back and press right there on the right side.
It's the only thing that offers me relief.
It's going to have to happen.
Or you're going to be in pain.
Anything else? Any other quirks of your body?
You need to warm you a little bit.
Yes, I'm also on some cough syrup right now that has hydrocodine in it.
Oh, is that?
It makes you feel pretty good.
Wow.
Oh, it also spaces you out of it.
Maybe.
Maybe that's why.
I do feel not myself.
You have been not yourself.
I don't feel myself.
You have to warn me about this stuff.
Sorry, I told you I was on it.
No.
Not during the show.
I told you that I told you that I.
I told you I was trying to pick it up and the pharmacy wouldn't let me have it because it's a narcotic.
Whoa, whoa.
But I have the hardcore cough medicine, too.
I never take it before a show because I need to be all myself.
Well, I've had to take it because I'm not, I don't really know that I'm coughing in my sleep, but I am unless I take that medicine and it keeps my husband up all night.
Okay, I won't take it tonight.
No, you can take it tonight just before you come in.
So you have a bad cough and you have a bad back.
Yeah.
Lunchbox, what quirks do you have in your body that if someone's going to borrow your body you'd warn them about?
Listen, just know that you cannot touch your shoulders.
So if you have a colored shirt and you need help,
you've got to get someone to help you do the collar on your shirt.
And if you have a tie, you're not going to be able to put the tie on unless you find someone at a gas station,
your neighbor, something like that.
And when you take your shoes off and you look at your toes, they're going to be pointing all different directions.
Don't worry.
They still work just the same.
And when you're going to put your shoes on, you need something to prop your feet on because you are so unflexible.
You can't reach down and touch your toes to put your shoes on and tie them.
Let's box cannot touch a shoulder with his arms.
Let's say you take your arm, maybe driving right now,
but just take one of your arms and touch your shoulder.
Like, pull it backward and touch the shoulder.
He can't do that.
Yeah, keep your arm in front of you and try to touch your shoulder.
Yeah, like my right arm cannot touch my right shoulder.
My left arm cannot touch my left shoulder.
I can't pat myself on the back.
So if you have an itch on your back, you need to find a wall to scratch it with.
And the outside of your knees, they click.
And so don't be alarmed.
It's nothing.
They're not breaking.
They just click every time you bend your knees.
Wow.
Well, if you're getting into my body, we'll start at the top.
My eyes don't work.
Like my left eye, A plus, my right eye has about 10% vision.
It's never worked, so don't worry about that.
And secondly, I'm colorblind as crap with dark colors.
Just because a dark blue and a dark green, it looked black.
Don't freak out.
It's normal.
I've had it my whole life.
Also, I have a scar that runs all the way from my sternum down to, like, below my belt.
Again, normal.
You didn't do it?
Just a scar.
It's pretty thick.
I got it when I was a kid, and I fell out my house onto a boat trailer.
Had surgery.
That's good.
My shoulder hurts from Dancing with the Stars.
My right shoulder.
It took out.
You know, I'm a spleen.
Yeah, but do you notice you don't have a spleen?
I don't know.
And then my foot is bad because I fractured it dancing.
Oh, in your shoulder.
When it's cold, these things hurts.
Wow.
And also, I broke my fingers playing football in high school.
So when it's cold and the joints swell up.
What about if it's going to rain?
Do you feel it more?
Let me say.
When the air pressure, everything I've ever broken or hurt just swells up.
So basically, we don't want your body.
I don't think we want any of our bodies.
I mean, I was thinking about it and I was like, also my death perception is off.
You'll probably run into a lot of things.
Is that why you run into wall so often?
Yeah, it really is off.
Something's off, even with my peripheral vision, I think.
You're what?
My peripheral vision?
Peripheral.
How do you say it?
Like Eddie said.
Peripheral.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, my peripheral vision?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought Amy said it, right?
Peripheral.
Yeah.
It's a peripheral.
Peripheral.
Listen, if you're borrowing our bodies, that's what you need to know.
You guys are going to that?
Okay, yeah.
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Wow.
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This story comes us from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
A man pulled up at a gas station, puts his car in park,
and there's a knock on the window, and it's got, get out of the car.
I'm taking your car.
This guy jumps out of his car.
Thief gets in.
Hurr hits the gas.
Err hits the gas.
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He forgot to take it out of park.
Oh.
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Oh.
It wasn't even a standard.
It was even dumber.
Yeah.
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He didn't take out of pee.
Kind of put it on drive.
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So Easter is coming and Oreos are coming out with an Easter egg Oreo that,
are shaped like eggs and they have purple cream on the inside.
So it's an Oreo egg.
I'm into that.
Yeah, it's cute.
And then there's purple cream on the inside.
Yep, and they have little Easter designs on the actual Oreo cookie.
I love Oreos.
Me too.
They're the best.
Right?
Yeah.
Are you double?
No.
Oh, I am.
Sometimes it's too much.
I'll even triple them.
Yeah, I think it's too much.
I don't even like the white stuff in the middle that much.
What?
The chocolate cookie?
That chocolate cookie has some sort of like, it's like a bitter chocolate.
chocolate that's good. I don't even like, I don't even like dark chocolate. I don't like the bitter
chocolate. But that Oreo. I like the fat residue it leaves in my mouth. And then it's just
stuck in there and you're like... This is so good. Yeah, it is good. Yes. I like that. Do you just
eat Oreos? I have to dip them in milk. That's the only way I eat orios is if they're
dipped in milk. I'll just eat Oreos. Yeah, I can just eat it straight out. Either way, man.
Yeah, hey man. I'm just saying, I just wonder. I don't eat them plain. What's your most
bingeable snack? Like, if there's something at the age, you're like, oh boy, once I get it
going. It's tough to stop.
Popcorn.
Yeah? Popcorn, kettle corn,
which my kids love, so now we have it in the house,
like, way more, and it's just, like,
I'll, like, open a bag, and I'll be like,
whoops. The bag's gone.
Oh, jalapeno chips.
Any bag of jalapeno chips in the house,
I'm just devouring. I love those things.
You know what I like are chips a hoi?
They're the best. Oh, no. I'm not into that.
I love chips a hoy, and even better
with milk. I don't have to have milk, but
I love chips a hoy. It's the best chocolate chip
cookie ever. And that little rack of cookies?
Yes, the plastic rack.
Is chewy or hard?
Hard.
Oh, chewy.
Don't be ridiculous.
Chewy.
Chewy.
Chewy's like third generation.
You want it to crumble.
Yeah, you want it to the original chips ofoy.
I'm just like not into chips away at all.
Well, then drop dead.
Yeah.
All right. Morgan number two, thank you.
Yeah.
There you go.
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The question is, what's the most exciting event you've ever witnessed?
Amy, it's an open-in-a-question.
You can put it in whatever you want.
I've had exciting things happen.
And even for other people, like going to a military homecoming.
coming, like my husband was in the Air Force and I went to a lot of those where people
have been overseas and it was just really exciting to see soldiers come home and like hug their
spouses. My own kids have, I adopted from Haiti. I got to watch y'all video it at the airport.
That was pretty exciting to see that back. And, uh, but I have to say, most exciting was
being at Dancing with the Stars and watch a Bobby win.
Like, I've never been more like genuinely shocked or excited and like I, I happen to be
filming at the time and I got to watch it back and I feel like my, I saw it.
and myself my genuine like excitement and it was so cool to see that because what was that like
because i was there i don't think if i had seen it on tv it would have been the same experience but being
there was like nutso so you're sitting there and they say no phones they say no phones and i had on my
phones and they say stop recording it's down but like the lower waist yeah and she's like recording
looking up and they're around the mirror ball there are four of our teams left and by the way they drug on
forever and they were like in the winter
of dancing with the stars is
and they just stop
and then what are you thinking as it's just sitting there
I'm thinking like
I don't know
they're they gonna call Bobby's name
or they don't know
and I was thinking I hope
because I had on Insta story
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I just like was so
shocked and excited.
Were you watching Tom Bergeron's mouth?
No. I was like, no, I couldn't really
see his, like, there was lots of
people when y'all were out there. Like, no, I was looking down
at my phone and then looking out, and then I just heard.
And then her whole section, we were in the
Bobby section. So it's not even
like I for sure knew that I heard your name.
I just saw all of our friends flipping out too.
So I knew.
Even more so than bringing your kids home.
Yeah, yeah. I know.
Well, listen, guys, that
I knew that there's a different,
when you say the most exciting thing, obviously I'm super excited to bring my kids home and that was really cool.
But there was so, and then my husband coming home from Afghanistan, all that's exciting.
I'm not hating on your answer.
Listen, well, I'm defending myself because all that is also emotional and like sad too because of like the stuff you had to go through to get there.
There's so many emotions.
Like with Bobby Winnie James of Stars, it was just straight up excitement.
It was crazy to look over at my section and they were just like jumping up and down.
Yeah.
It was like Wisconsin football game.
No, no. Because I'm not a sport.
So you use the sports analogy.
Like, I'm not a sports fan.
I don't know what's like to have my team win.
I mean, I'm sure my husband would pick, I don't know, some sporting event he's been to over
walking through the airport with our kids.
I'm not sure.
But I will say Bobby's team on Dancing with Stars, I was invested in that like you are with the Cowboys, Eddie.
Yeah, I guess that was my team.
My team won.
Now I know what it's like to watch the Super Bowl and have your team win.
This is equivalent to that.
Here is Amy's Instagram when I went Dancing with the Stars and then freak out.
Here we go.
She shouldn't have been recording, by the way, but I'm glad you were.
That was so fun.
That was so fun.
All right.
The question is the most exciting thing you've ever witnessed.
Okay, what's yours?
I would say I was at War Memorial Stadium.
It was an Arkansas football game, Arkansas and LSU.
Less than a minute left.
It was raining as cold.
And Matt Jones drove the field and threw a hill.
Mary to Decorri Bermanagh in the back corner of the end zone.
And we won the game.
And we jumped on the field.
I almost broke my leg.
Jumping on to like one of those rollers where they roll out the tarp.
And I didn't see it blow me.
I was just jumping on.
I was like, I'm out of here, man.
I'm going on the field to celebrate.
That's like 21, 21, 22, 23 years old.
I jumped on the field.
Almost broke my leg.
I was dragging my leg.
I was jumping all over the place.
I was in the middle of the players.
I mean, it's the only time my team's ever won like last minute, like a Hail Mary.
And it was so exciting because no one was expecting it.
It was like you saying there.
Was it the biggest moment in my life?
No.
Yeah.
Not at all.
See?
But just sheer like, holy crap, I can't believe that happened.
That was the most exciting thing I've ever seen.
Once Eddie flipped a golf cart too, that was pretty exciting for me.
That was fun for you.
Eddie was behind me.
I watched a flip a golf cart accidentally.
That was pretty exciting.
To this day, I still will not drive a car.
Well, I didn't know.
I was laughing so hard.
Oh, you would think he came to help.
He just took pictures.
It was so funny.
Yeah.
Lunchbox, most exciting thing you've ever seen.
Yeah, June 23rd, 2005.
San Antonio. I was at game seven of the NBA finals when the San Antonio Spurs beat the Detroit Pistons.
And I mean, you want to talk about craziness. Confetti coming down. I was on the court,
high-fiving players and one of the players cut a piece of the net and gave me a piece of the net.
It was amazing.
So, wait, it's not the birth of your baby?
Oh, God. Got them.
I have a good one. I didn't say Bobby brought that up, not me.
But no, everybody sees the birth of their baby.
That happens a lot.
Eddie, most exciting moment of your life?
You would think I'd say the birth of my two babies, but it's not.
I was at the 2010 World Series.
Three dudes of all picked sports moments.
And I basically picked a sports moment.
I was working news.
I was a cameraman, and I got to be on the field when the San Francisco Giants won the World Series.
And I was like, this is amazing.
Hank Aaron was there.
But are you a Giants fan?
No, I don't care who was playing.
I was just there.
This is unbelievable.
Like, the whole world is watching.
I'm in the middle of it.
Hey, Morgan, number two.
Maybe you have a non-sports one.
Do you have one?
Like, if I say, what's the most exciting event you ever witnessed?
Think about the Morgan No, the movie number two is 25.
Is it when SpongeBob started?
No, it was actually, I was at a brewing company on the patio, and a couple got engaged, and then he surprised her, and they got married right then after the proposal.
Oh, wow.
He brought everything in and just, like, had the wedding?
Yeah, she was so happy about it.
So you went to the wedding?
I was just sitting there on the patio.
I was like, oh, yeah.
That's pretty cool.
Bobby, you like that?
Because it was like, no waiting.
Let's just do it.
I'm so impatient.
Right.
And it's like when I get engaged, like, let's just get married.
And I know.
You wouldn't be the type to, like, we're getting married in three years?
No.
If I've decided we should get married, we should get married right now.
That's how I feel.
But she may not, so I probably staggered out a bit.
But I think that's a fantastic thing.
Yeah, look at that.
That's a good one.
On the Bobby Bones Show now.
Lauren Jenkins.
All right, brand new artist.
Lauren Jenkins is coming in.
Hey, here she is.
Come on over here.
Have a seat right here.
We're on the year. Hi, Lauren. How are you?
Hi, I'm great. How are you?
We've never met.
I know.
Which is weird because usually, because I've been doing this class list for like the last four or five years,
I think you may be the only artists I've never met before putting them on the list.
Well, I feel like I've met you now because, to be honest, last night,
I looked up a bunch of YouTube videos of you in various things.
Oh, yeah.
I'm dancing with the stars.
And now, so I feel like we've met, but it is crazy that this is the first time.
So you come in knowing that I'm a championship dancer.
That's probably intimidating for someone like you to see in a championship dancer in person.
Absolutely.
Yeah. It's tough for Amy.
Amy sits by me every day.
It's hard.
Yeah.
It gets harder every year.
Can I tell you what's weird about this?
Not to digress Lauren too much from you.
But you brought something interesting up.
I go to the airport and people go, hey, man, will you do a dance for me?
Yeah.
And I'm like, well, I was going to ask you, can you show me your favorite move?
But since you get asked that all the time.
It's very simple.
It's just want to do this.
I'm not warm.
That's all.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know what that's called.
It's magical.
Yeah.
Amy, I never met Lauren until right now.
Hi.
Not only is she on the list, but I booked her for like two shows to open for us.
Like I'm paying her to open for me in Iowa.
We're doing two stand-up shows in Iowa, right?
Boston.
And then Boston.
Yeah.
Right.
She's doing Iowa too, right?
Yeah, no.
Before you walked in, he was like, I hope she's cool.
Yeah.
This could be weird.
Right, yeah.
I literally said that.
I was like, I never met her.
I hope she's good.
I said, I hope she's good.
And then secondly, I hope she's cool.
Because you know when you get on the road, you just hang, you have to hang around people.
Yes.
And the most important thing is to be cool.
I mean, that's my motto with my band.
If they're not cool, then I'll take a terrible band player.
But luckily, my band's really cool and they're great musicians.
But you're right.
And that's not only for like a band, but it's also a metaphor for life in a bit that people just want to be around people that they like or people to make them better.
Yeah.
So on this show, my people are awesome, but they had no radio experience.
And I didn't bring them in because they were good at radio.
I brought them in because they were like my friends.
They made me feel better.
Yeah.
And they made me be better.
Well, I mean, honestly, like the energy of people that you work with, if you don't like who they are and hanging out with them, then that's going to mess up everything that you're trying to do.
So what are you about?
Lauren Jenkins is here, by the way.
Where are you from?
From Fort Worth.
Okay, so you grew up in Texas.
Yeah.
And then what happened?
At what age did you decide music's my calling?
I got to hit the hard road.
15, because I got a permit and then I got a car and I just kind of left North Carolina at the time when I was 15.
You went Texas to North Carolina.
and then everywhere.
You know what I read about you that was kind of
cool and unsuspecting is that you were on the
I was a big wrestling fan as a kid.
Did you do
did you do Jerry Lawler's wrestling TV show?
Yeah, I was like,
God dang it, okay.
Yeah, I was like 17 at the time
and I had never, I knew nothing about wrestling
but it was a paid gig
and I was trying to make money
and so I was like an interviewer on this wrestling show.
So you would be the person with a person
with a microphone ago.
I knew nothing.
I thought you were,
no, no, no.
You knew nothing, but you wrestled.
I was like, wow.
No, that would be way cooler than when I did.
Were there any cool wrestlers on that show?
17 seems like a lifetime ago.
How old are you know?
Do you talk about how old you are?
Is that a thing?
I mean, you can look it up.
Google exists.
I didn't Google that much.
I'm 27.
Okay.
So 10 years ago was a rock there?
I don't know.
A sting there?
I don't know.
Let's just like junkyard dog.
I don't know.
Deva sisters.
The what?
Was it boys or girls?
The Bella sisters?
Oh, is that their names?
But they're on that show, Deva.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Deva.
Let me play a clip of Lauren here.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
This is the first song I heard from you, right?
This one right here.
And I was like, this is really good.
And then I started tinkering around a little bit.
Much like you stalked me, I stalked you.
Well done.
And this is called No Saint.
You familiar with this one?
Yeah.
What's that mean?
No Saint.
Are you like bad?
Sometimes.
I mean, that's what it's...
Sometimes.
No, I'm just not perfect.
Are you a saint?
Am I a saint?
No.
Sometimes, though, I'm pretty good.
Amy?
No, I mean, no.
I mean, yes.
Saint or no, saint?
He's a saint.
Thank you.
You?
Saint Bobby.
I walk in every day and I say, good morning,
Good morning, Pope Bobby the third.
Yes.
Okay, I want to hear, you might singing?
I know it's early, but are you good singing?
Yeah.
You have a guitar with you.
You're playing it yourself, which I think is pretty cool.
I totally am.
This is not electronic.
By the way, I was looking at your song list.
You wrote all these songs.
So, yeah.
It's a big deal to you, huh?
Yeah.
To be a songwriter as well as a performer.
Yeah, I mean, that's how I started.
Before I came to Nashville, I was writing by myself.
I didn't know anything about the music business.
So once I got here, I was like, oh, wait, there's other incredible songwriters and I can work with them.
This is amazing.
I can write these stories that I want to write with people that are really, really good.
So that's kind of how this record happened.
Before you play a song, let me run a name by you.
Ricky the Dragon Steamboat.
Don't remember him either?
All right.
She doesn't remember any wrestlers, Dan.
Rick Flair?
Rick Flair.
Yeah.
I don't know anything about wrestling.
And how long did you do the wrestling TV show?
I don't know.
I honestly could not tell you.
I think it was like six, five or six tapings.
And then I was done.
The Bushwhackers.
Only Eddie and I are laughing at this
Because we're wrestling nerds
Okay Lauren Jenkins is here
How about we let's do a cover first
You do that?
Yeah
A lot of artists coming to do covers
So if I just say do any cover you want
What do you feel like?
Let's do your dreams
By
Fleetwood Mac
Yeah
Ladies and gentlemen
From my class of 2019
This is Lauren Jenkins
Hey guys
So because of licensing roles
We can't play anything with music
On this Iheart radio channel
Or podcast anymore
But you can't go to
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So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now,
and thank you for listen to the show, and sorry about all the legal stuff.
Anyway, she does some, like, cool person things.
Like, she leaves her guitar strings all wrapped around.
So usually what happens is, like, for me, because I'm real tidy,
you keep my strings perfectly.
But hers are, like, raw and just, like, she lets them loose.
I'm messy.
That's what like real artist do, right Eddie?
Oh yeah.
Like real artists, they don't care.
They don't.
What do you do?
What do you do?
What do you do?
Trim your fingernails.
Not her.
She cares about other things.
Like making music.
Got it.
Or maybe you just have your stuff together more than I do.
Probably that too.
My stuff's varied together.
Some would say too much together, right, Amy?
Yes.
Is that what you would say?
We're going to come back.
I'm going to play a little bit of this though first.
This is, again, Lauren Jenkins.
Give up the goals.
By the way, your record, No Saints coming out.
March, yes?
Yes.
Right now, though, there's a lot of music up from you.
Yeah.
The Nashville session stuff is up, right?
You'll come back and play this live?
Yeah.
Is it good live or no?
Come in truth.
Yes.
Okay, making sure.
I've played it so many times.
Better be good live.
How many times you played that song, Dreams?
A lot.
Okay.
Yeah.
Why?
Was it not good?
No, you made me feel like, well, I played that one a lot of times.
Like, you just learned it before you came in.
It was great.
Thank you.
No, her voice totally matches that kind of song.
That type.
Stevie Nix.
Yes.
Early morning.
There's like someone else I was thinking of too
when she was singing.
I was like, okay, yeah.
Who are you thinking she sounded like?
I don't know the names of these people.
Cool story.
That's why I didn't say.
That's right.
I didn't elaborate.
Yes, yes.
Was it Holokogen?
Category.
Oh, is it Janice Joplin that I'm thinking of?
She's cool.
Maybe.
I feel like she has that voice.
I'll take it.
Janish Joplin's texting.
Oh, we'll see.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, we're going to come back with you.
Okay.
Lauren Jenkins.
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Lauren Jenkins.
All right.
You like singing in the morning or no?
It's not really a thing.
I know.
This is like my first radio thing.
Oh, this is?
Yeah.
So yeah, I like singing in the morning.
Wow.
At least this morning.
You got dunked in the deep end.
fast.
Yeah.
So you haven't done the radio tour thing where you go to all the stations and play yet, huh?
No, this is my first one.
We're on, by the way.
Do you know that?
No.
Oh, yeah, we're on.
Lauren Deac gives us here, everybody.
Great.
You should at least help her along.
No, no.
Now that I know she doesn't know, it's even better.
The worst thing about knowing the rules is that you follow them.
I never want another rules.
Maybe.
No.
I never want another rules because then I follow the rules that everybody else has created.
So if I don't know them, I do my own way.
If I get in trouble, I'll get pulled back into the tracks.
Yeah.
that's fine.
Yeah, yeah.
But you discover new ways to do things if you don't know the old ways.
Yeah.
So you've never done radio tour.
No.
So curse a lot, spit, eat.
See, I want to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I will refrain, though.
Because I don't know if I trust you.
Were you nervous coming in here?
No, because you guys seem really cool.
We are cool.
We're the coolest, right, Amy?
I mean, why do you keep deferring to me to confirm, like, that you're cool and you're
cool and you're awesome?
No, we're the coolest.
We have a mutual friend, Amy.
Oh, we do?
Django.
Oh, yes.
He was in my wedding.
That's like Amy's best friend.
Yeah, I know.
And I told him that I was coming on this.
He goes, oh, you're going to love Amy.
She's so cool.
So I felt, I felt good.
How does he talk again?
Bar-dard-dard-dard.
No.
That's how you talk.
Sometimes.
Yeah.
No, I follow you.
Amy's, that's Amy's friend who was in your wedding as a bridesman.
No, you called them?
We called them bridesmen.
Yeah, I had three guys.
I had girls and then the guy stood behind the girls.
And then my husband's groomsmen, they all made fun of the bridesmen.
Oh, that what kind of stink?
Oh, yeah.
They were like, where Angel's dresses.
Like, it was a whole.
Jango would have worn a dress, though.
He's so goofy.
And he sang at my wedding too.
Lauren Jenkins is here.
You were discovered while modeling for ads for Coke and Mellow Yellow.
Is that true?
No, but I did that.
You did Coke and Mellow Yellow modeling as a kid?
I was like 15 or something.
No, but that's not how.
Do you make good money modeling for Mellow Yellow?
No, I did not.
Oh.
For Coke?
No, I did not.
Really?
You would think that could you a lot.
I was my own agent and manager, so yeah, no.
Hmm, okay.
I have a lot of, like, random stuff about you.
So you did wrestling, huh?
No, I didn't.
I'm so fascinated with wrestling.
I did not wrestle.
No, I did not wrestle.
I was also not in the Laundry Football League.
You were a competitive swimmer, though?
Yes.
For how long?
Through high school.
Said you won the gold medal in the Olympics.
No, I was in the Junior Olympics.
Oh, you really were?
Yeah.
How'd that work out?
Well, that's a big deal.
Swam a lot.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Mornings and nights.
Did you ever meet Michael Phelps?
I did not.
Ryan Locti?
Did not.
That's the only swimmers.
Should I lie?
Like, yeah, Ryan Lockty and I totally
saw a pot together.
They'll tweet me.
Oh, that's funny.
Oh, okay.
No, we did not.
See, she does another rules.
So she's coming in.
Oops, okay.
Now you can do whatever you want.
Let's keep going.
This is fun.
All right, Lauren Jenkins is here.
This song, give up the ghost.
Is this like the song
that you guys are running with?
Is there a single?
Is this the thing?
Well, we've released four songs off the record.
I think this record took so long to make and there's so many layers.
I was just like, can we release a song this month and another one next month and another one next month and just keep music coming out?
But Ghost is the first debut.
Gave up the Ghost.
Because it's too long to say give up that.
Give up the Ghost.
You should know about its full name.
And how did you get a deal?
Weirdly.
I was in New York at the time.
I was in acting school and coming to Nashville.
working with a songwriter,
and he asked me one day,
he called me and said,
hey, do you mind if I send your music
to some labels?
And I was like, yeah, buddy, sure.
I'll just be here in New York, being broke.
Have fun.
He sent into labels,
and I think I was on a plane that weekend.
And I had meetings,
and then Big Machine,
they just really connected with them,
and they seemed like they got me the most,
which they did,
because that was in,
I signed in, like, 2013,
the end of 2013.
Wow.
Wow. So, yeah.
That's when we started here.
Yeah.
We signed at the same time.
Yeah.
So it's been like a long journey, but they've given me time to run with all my crazy ideas.
Do they pay you during that time?
What?
Do they pay you during that time?
Like, how do you eat?
He's like, what?
Pay?
Like, are you signed a publishing deal with somebody else?
No.
Did you have other jobs?
It's a weird deal.
But I've found ways to eat for the last four years.
I've played in airports a lot.
Oh, yeah?
It's a good way to eat.
Yeah.
Keith Urban used to do that.
He would talk about playing on the, you know, where the bags come out.
So he'd play on the stand on it.
The only time people would come to watch them plays when the bags came out.
So they would just sit there and be like, nobody's coming.
And then beep, beep, beep, all the bags will come.
They'd play all their hits right then.
That's amazing.
You probably can't do that now.
Do what?
Where did you play in the airport, like when you walk out of the...
I've played in mini airports.
But like at an actual venue or you just...
At Gibson.
So that was really fun in the Nashville airport
because I'd see everybody going to like ACMs and all the...
award shows and I'd be there in the morning.
What would you play? What was your go-to airport song?
No, I just played all my songs.
Oh, you did. I was that jerk.
You would be like, wagon wheel!
And I'd be like, no.
Oh, man, so, yeah, no covers for all the people coming through.
Yeah, that's game.
I would like you.
I would like you less.
Yeah, I would like you less if you were not playing wagon wheel or...
Would you, though?
Or ring a fire.
Ring a fire!
Yeah.
If I'm coming from somewhere else, I'm going to Nashville.
I don't want to hear originals.
I want to hear Nashville songs.
It's the Bluebird experience of the airport.
though with me.
I don't know, Lauren Jenkins.
Okay, I want to hear this song.
I want to hear Give Up the Ghost.
By the way, let me say this about Lauren Jenkins.
I don't know what else you're doing,
but I do know you're doing a couple shows of me in Iowa,
which are sold out.
But then you're doing Boston.
March 17th, right, Eddie?
St. Patty's Day.
St. Patrick's Day.
She's playing with us.
You can go to Raging Idiots.com.
We have a really good band.
I can't wait.
Oh, yeah.
Are you going to play the Chick-fil-A song?
Yeah.
You ever heard that song?
Yeah.
It's good.
It's a hit.
Smash.
I do my homework, Bobby Bones.
All right.
Lauren Jenkins, let's do give up the, or sorry, what should call it?
Ghost.
Ghost.
Let's do ghost.
Ghost.
It's like that, what's that band, Guslin?
Gusland Observatory.
Yeah.
Let's do, give up the ghost from Lauren Jenkins.
All right, Lauren.
Come on.
Lauren Jenkins.
Good.
It's the first time to ever play a radio show.
It only goes up or down.
What do you think?
From here.
Oh, I mean, it's got to go up, right?
doesn't have to go up.
Wow, look at you.
We'll have to do it again so we can say it only goes up from here.
Okay, give up to Ghost is the song.
You're going to play with me in Boston.
What else happening with you that you can promote right now?
This is your time to shine.
Time to shine.
I've got an album coming out.
In March.
Yeah, and a vinyl.
It's really cool.
Spent a lot of time working on the photography and like design of it, so it looks sick.
And then the official music videos are coming out.
I'm playing at Sundance.
week and showing the short film that I made for this record.
You made a film?
Yeah.
Is it about wrestling?
No.
It is not.
I will not be watching it.
But if it was about wrestling, I would watch that one.
You would?
I think you should still watch this one.
It's really cool.
Okay.
I will.
Amy, anything for Lauren before she leaves?
No, I'm good.
Okay.
Eddie?
Hey, can't wait to see you.
Yeah.
I wish I could be in Boston on the 17th.
Is it like a show thing or just y'all?
You can come if you want.
Yeah.
That would be fun.
Come hang out.
We're playing the Orphium.
Yes.
The Orphium.
The Orphium in Boston.
And then, again, we're playing in Iowa, like next month, right?
But two shows, but I think those are sold out.
But you can always get them on Stubhub or something.
Like playing with him, you're going to have so much fun.
Oh, yeah.
The crowd's great.
Do you have any insight into what's going to happen?
Like, do you, does he pull pranks or?
No.
No.
He'll be good.
He's going to dance.
I'm talking about you like your,
not here.
I know.
Sorry, me and Amy are having a moment.
Go ahead.
Yes, he probably will.
Now that he's a dancer.
All the sudden, like, I'm a champion.
It's like you.
Don't you swim everywhere you go?
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Don't you wrestle, give people a hip check?
I swam here.
Yeah, exactly.
Okay.
Lauren Jenkins, great first, first interview ever, great first appearance.
I think you did great.
We feel good about this?
You feel good about this?
Yeah, I feel great.
Okay.
We've never met till today.
Great to meet you.
I will see you soon.
See you later.
Lauren Jenkins.
I am Lauren Jenkins on Instagram.
If you want to follow her.
You can download her.
stream that song Give Up the Ghost and we will see soon.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
Scott Alfonso Garcia.
He is the janitor for the L.A. Rams and he got called to the office.
And by the way, the Rams are going to the Super Bowl.
Yeah.
He's like, oh man, am I getting fired on Super Bowl week?
So he goes into the office and the big boss is like, hey man, one of the wide receivers,
Brandon Cooks, is actually going to pay for you to go to the Super Bowl.
What?
So, yeah.
So, yeah, he says it was his dream come true.
He's going to, him and his son are going to go.
And Brandon Cook, the wide receiver, was there, and is paying for it,
and is sending him to the Super Bowl because he wasn't going to get to go otherwise.
Love that.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah.
That's what it's all about right there.
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Mr. Bobby Bones.
Hey, good morning.
Over to Amy for our joke.
The Morning Corny
Why didn't the orange win the race
Why didn't the orange win the race?
It ran out of juice
Oh Eddie laughed
Okay
I like you.
Okay Eddie laughed
I heard that
There you go
That was the morning corny
Another one down
Just nailing on
The Bobby Bones show
I have something for you here Eddie
By the way, Eddie's our video producer.
I've grabbed my wallet.
You have your wallet out.
Is this money?
Dude, that's what I'm talking about.
Is that $100?
It is.
For what?
$100.
Cash.
Yeah.
Money. Green back.
Yeah, yeah.
Hand it over.
Well, it's not that easy, my friend.
What I'd like to offer you is a chance to win this $100.
Oh, my goodness.
Now, you can win it for you, $100 or $200 a charity if you do this.
Oh, I love it.
it when you do this. Right, right, right. And just to preface, I mean, I am trying to get out of debt.
2019, the goal is to get out of debt. Can I get the rolls to this challenge? Okay.
Eddie, this is the Krispy Cream Challenge. Oh, no. Dude, you know I'm trying to stay away from that
stuff. But that's a nice $100 bill. For $100. All you have to do is you run 2.5 miles.
Okay.
You eat 12 donuts.
and you run 2.5 miles back.
What?
Okay, I don't even know if I can do the running alone.
I know.
So you have one hour to do it.
One hour to do 2.5 to the donuts.
And then 2.5 back.
I tell you what, I cut the mileage down.
I love that.
One?
Two.
Okay.
Two miles.
You're taking that half a mile.
That's a full mile total, though.
Okay.
Two miles.
Eat the donuts, two miles back.
How many donuts?
12.
I mean, I can do that in my sleep.
The running's the hard part.
Yeah, 2.5 miles.
Oh, can you imagine the cramping on the way back?
Yeah.
I mean, come on, dude, it's $100.
Tomorrow.
I give you a day to kind of stretch it out.
It's $100.
Or it's $200 a charity.
It's $100.
I'm really thinking about this.
Tomorrow morning.
I just don't know if I can do it.
Like, I don't know if I'm capable of doing it,
but I'm going to give it the old college try.
You'll do it
I love it when you give me opportunities like this
Because this proves to myself
That I can do whatever I want to do
If I put my mind to it
So what we'll do then tomorrow is
We'll just get them on a treadmill or something
I don't want you running on the street
Oh no?
Yeah you'll run two miles
On a treadmill
Eat 12 donuts
Question
Go ahead
Flat treadmill don't be elevating
Yeah flat treadmill
Yeah so tomorrow
Two miles
Eat 12 donuts
Two miles
You finish that
100 bucks and cash
I'm in I love it
Okay
We feel good about this
Yeah.
Is that fair?
Can you walk at all?
Yeah, it's all under an hour.
Okay, it's just the time.
You have an hour to do that.
I might try a practice run tonight.
You can eat the donuts?
No, no, no, without the donuts.
It's the Krispy Cream Challenge.
So you'll do two miles, 12 donuts.
Well, let's do standard donuts, too.
Yeah, yeah, plain glazed donuts.
And then two more miles.
And if you make it in an hour, you get $100 or $200 a charity.
I've ran two miles before.
Yeah.
I've no know if I've ran four miles.
But then how many donuts have you ever eaten?
I ate 12.
Just straight out.
That was just a eating challenge.
Just kind of for fun.
Okay, we're on tomorrow.
Yeah!
Yes.
What if he pukes halfway back?
Does it count?
That's fine.
As he eats it down.
Mike knew you're the judge.
Because it's hard.
Go ahead.
Now, if he pukes, it's all right.
As long as you swallow it and it's all down.
Okay.
I won't make myself puke.
Tomorrow morning at this time.
All right, man, let's do it.
You all have one hour to do it.
I've got it.
I've got it.
Challenge accepted.
All right, there is.
There is.
There is.
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Bobby Bones.
I'll give you the name of a band.
All you have to do is name two members.
The reason I bring this up is because Maroon 5,
they're playing a Super Bowl,
and nobody can name more than just Adam Levine.
Eddie, can you?
No, no, no.
Adam Levine is, that's it.
Okay.
Ready, Amy.
Ready.
Name two members of the Rolling Stones.
Hold on.
Let me get one member down.
this, Amy.
Rolling Stones is
Nick Jagger.
There's one.
And
John
Paul
Newman.
No,
John Paul Newman is not right.
I would have accepted
Keith Richards.
Oh, yeah, Keith.
Charlie Watts, Ronnie Wood.
Okay, the only one I recognize
is Keith Richards.
Okay, go.
But you would have won if you got that one.
Okay, here we go.
I wouldn't.
In sync.
Name two of Insink.
Justin Timberlake.
and Lance Bass.
There you go.
I would have also accepted Chris Kirkpatrick,
J.C. Chazet or Joey Patone.
Amy, name two of Guns and Roses.
Oh, what?
Okay, hold on.
Slash?
Boom.
Wow.
Slash and...
You got this now, Amy.
Guns and roses.
I know, I have to think of it.
So I already said, oh, hold on.
Stephen Tyler's error.
Hey, turn it up, Ramundo.
Let's have a little thinking music.
We'll come back to you the second, Amy.
Because I already said the other dude with the head lead singer of the other band.
The one we just did a minute ago.
What was his name?
Harry Stiles?
No, no, the one before.
Lance Bass.
Mick Jagger?
Mick Jagger.
Okay.
So see, I get these hair bands.
I get mixed up.
Hair bands.
The Rolling Stones are not a hair band.
No, they're not.
Guns and roses, Amy.
Think about it.
Guns and roses.
Slash!
Yep.
And, um.
No.
Come on, Amy!
Guy, can I get a hint?
Time's up.
Hit me.
He gave you hints.
You don't have to give me the point.
Just give me a hint.
I know I know this in my soul.
Hey, don't yell at me, please.
But I'm mad at myself.
Just give me a hint.
Give her the name of the band again.
Guns and guns.
Axel Rose!
Thank you.
I'm such an idiot.
Come on.
You did not get it.
It's so dumb.
You're really going to hate yourself after the next one now.
Why?
Ready?
Okay.
Name two members of Old Dominion.
Oh, yeah, I don't know.
And I love them.
Amy?
They come in the studio.
Why are you doing this to me?
It's so rude.
You're not like, yeah, I listen to their album on repeat.
But you should know them.
I know I should.
What about just first names?
Yeah, no.
Not at this moment.
Matt Ramsey's the sweet singer.
Yes, Matt has a carrot tattoo.
Matt, yeah, now they're.
you say the names.
Trevor.
So nice.
With Jeff, Brad.
Okay.
How about new kids on the block?
Go ahead.
Oh, gosh.
Now my brain is like feeling so bad.
Nice.
Um.
No.
Jordan Knight.
Joey McIntyre.
Donnie Walberg.
Yeah, Walberg.
Sorry.
You can't just yell the word Walberg.
Walberg, super famous, yeah.
Have you ever had one of their burgers, Walbergers?
Okay.
That's it for now.
Yeah, fun game.
Okay, we'll give you one more.
My heart hurts after Old Dominion.
Go ahead.
Okay, then let's make it up.
Lanko.
Cold, though.
Adam Lancaster.
Brandon Lancaster.
Brandon Lancaster and Company?
Amy knows nobody's name.
Do you feel bad?
Yes, I do.
Yeah.
Can we go now?
Brandon Chandler, Jared, Trip, and Eric.
Okay, thank you.
That's it.
Hey, tomorrow morning on the show at this time,
our producer Eddie will be doing the donut challenge.
You're about to say,
Old Dominion's coming in, and I was like, great.
That doesn't be awkward.
The Krispy Cream Challenge,
Eddie has to run two miles, eat a dozen donuts, then run two miles,
and if he does it all within an hour, he wins $100 bucks.
It's easy.
200 bucks for charity.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, one of the two.
What is he going to choose?
We'll see.
You tell me, he doesn't even mean to mention the charity part of it.
Yeah, because then he comes off like a real winner.
Jerkers all ate it.
You'll come off worse than Old Dominion Amy over there.
I know.
I'm the worst, guys.
Sorry.
Oh, Amy Dominion over there.
Okay.
But I am a big fan.
You are a big fan.
I'm also a big fan of New Kids on the Block.
And look what happened there.
And I mean, Guns and Roses.
But you don't even know New Kids on the Block.
Okay.
Yes, I do.
I knew New Kids on the Block.
block. I just...
No, personally, you didn't know them.
Bobby bones.
So Eddie went to Johnny Cash's grave.
How did that come about, Eddie?
My parents are in town, and I was like, well, what do I do with them?
There's really, like, I don't know, we've gone to restaurants, and I was like, let me take
them somewhere cool, and I've always wanted to go, and I've heard that it's open to the
public.
You can go to a cemetery, and there lies, Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash.
So you found it, you went.
Let me tell you what I thought was creepy.
What?
You're sitting on the gray on your Instagram.
It's just smiling.
like you're the, you're a grave.
But he's dead.
Like, he's been dead for a long time.
I don't even think what's left in there.
Nothing, you know?
It's just cool to me.
There was a moment, like, I felt I've never got to see him live.
Like, never, I love his music, obviously, but I never got to see him in person.
That's amazing that you can go and sit right next to him.
Like, there is Johnny Cash, whatever's left of him, I guess.
On Eddie's Instagram, it says, spent the day with Johnny and June.
I wish I could have seen him.
and they were rocking here on earth.
I'm totally into that.
I love it.
Love music history.
But you're just smiling a little too big sitting on a grave, Eddie.
Hey, I'm going to be honest with me, I thought about that.
Because it was just me and my mom, and, like, she was taking the picture, and I didn't feel
myself smiling.
And I'm like, I don't know if I should be smiling, but I felt happy.
So I'm cool with a smile.
Amy, you see the picture?
I did.
Yeah.
And I was kind of like, okay, yeah, I guess.
A lot of people probably take pictures with the grave.
Absolutely.
Like, you see people go to Jim Moore.
Morrison's grave, John Lennon's grave.
No, that's not the point.
I think the grave's fine.
Eddie, it looks like you're, you have cotton candy.
You're like, what up?
You know what?
On the actual stone, like you can see people's lip marks where they've kissed the stone.
And I'm like, that to me is over the top.
What do you think about the picture, Amy?
I mean, it's fine.
It is a little weird how happy he is to be there.
Because I feel like, I don't know.
Do you take a picture and make it a little more somber?
Yeah, I'm not going to act like I'm sorry.
Frown.
Yeah.
Like, frown a little bit.
Like, be...
You do thumbs down.
Yeah.
Boo to death.
Boo.
But I don't know.
I mean, it's fine because it's a tourist stop.
I mean...
Well, it's actually not.
It's like just a cemetery.
Oh, it's not?
Nah.
It's like, they're just regular people around him.
Oh, wow.
Were there other people there at the grave?
Nope, just us.
Can you imagine being buried, like, right there next to Johnny Cash?
That's cool.
And they're buried together, right?
Yeah, they're buried together, and then the Carter family's there, too.
Do you think about maybe throwing some confetti or something?
Like, I have a party.
There was a flower.
No, I wasn't trying to party.
Like, there was a flower shop.
And I thought I was like, maybe I buy him a rose, like a black rose.
And laid it on there?
Yeah.
That would be cool.
Would have been respectful.
Listen, you knew you.
What do you think, Bobby?
I thought the picture looked a little too smile.
He's in a Pizza Hut hat, and he's smiling like crazy.
Dang it.
I didn't think about what I was going to wear before I left the house for this picture.
You're laying on someone's grave.
You're sitting on someone's grave.
You're sitting on.
Someone's grave having a party with pizza, it looks like, basically.
Dang it.
I figured Johnny would be happy with that.
I don't know.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, we'll put it up at bobbybones.com.
You can tell us what you think.
If all people, I thought you would enjoy that picture.
Listen, I think the going is fine to pay your respects.
Like, I want to go to Graceland, but I'm not going to stand over Elvis, Aaron Presley's grave, and, you know, hip thrust, boomerang.
Okay, I got you.
I got that.
Lynn's mom, baby.
Yeah.
Eddie, take a boom ring.
I don't know that I've ever seen anybody pose with a grave before.
I didn't think about that either, guys.
You know what was weird for me, Amy?
When I went back from my grandmother who, I didn't know super well.
One grandmother adopted me, I knew her really well.
Another grandmother who is my biological father who I don't know well as mother.
I went to her funeral, and I felt like I needed to go.
I respect.
But people were coming up next to the casket asking me to take pictures with them.
And then it was
I didn't want to be
Fresh off dancing with the stars
Fresh
And
I don't want to be rude
And say no
But also do you smile
And I didn't want to
Did you step aside
Like
I did
You not get the casket in the photo
I did
It was stepped aside
But I was taking them at the
At the
Cemetery with people
It felt a bit weird
But I didn't want to not
I didn't want to, oh, it was a weird thing.
You didn't want to tell them like, hey, could we go somewhere else and do this?
Well, right in the middle of the cemetery.
And it got a little, I mean, it's probably my fault when I put the Mirabal trophy on the casket.
Okay, sob.
Shut up, no, you didn't.
If you did that, we would have to have a talk.
No, I didn't do that.
But I made a joke because it was uncomfortable for me.
And I said yes, I took all the pictures, but I was like, do I smile?
I'm in a cemetery.
There's a whole thing.
Anyway.
Wow.
Yeah, what would you do?
What would you do?
I don't know.
I don't know. I mean, yeah, you don't want to be rude, but I would probably be like, really, right now at a funeral?
Just kidding. I'd probably take a picture.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Tell me something good.
There's this little boy in Indiana. He had a bad, bad day.
He goes to school, rough day, and he gets a lot of homework.
He gets home. He's working on his math problems.
And there's one math problem giving him a lot of trouble.
So he's like, what can I do?
I'm going to call 911 and ask.
for help. So he calls 911
and says, I'm having a bad day. I need help
with my math homework. And the call
dispatcher sat there and worked through the problem
with him and got his homework done.
That's cool.
Yeah, it's cool. That could have went one or two
ways. Either Bonehead story of the day
or tell me something good.
That's cool. I don't want
any kids listen to this thing. They should call 911
things like this.
This is not a good example. It's a good example
by the operator because that is cool.
It's a cool story by her. But
Amy, your kids can't call 911 to get homework help.
Yeah, I know.
Okay.
Hopefully they won't unless they hear this.
Yeah.
Do your kids listen?
Sometimes.
I mean, sometimes they do, sometimes they don't.
But it just depends, I guess.
What's the rule for them to listen and when do they listen?
Like, how do they listen?
I guess, well, they start school at different times each day, so it depends on when they get in the car if we're on.
And the drive to school is only like 10 minutes.
So it just depends if they're.
there's music playing in commercials or if we're on. So that's the rule is school. I mean,
just depends. Have they figured out what you do yet? I mean, they get now that they think I'm just
popular because when we're out, we meet listeners. So they think I have a job that's popular.
That's what they call it. But they don't really know what you do, really? Yeah, because they've come up here.
I guess they get that I'm on the radio and that we have listeners. That's really.
I don't think they know that there's other people in radio.
We're like the only people in radio.
And that Bobby, you're on TV a lot.
I wish.
We were the only people on the radio?
Yeah, no, but in their minds, I think that we are.
We're like the radio people.
By the way, Amy has two kids, 11 and 8, that she adopted a little over a year ago.
And so they're just kind of figuring everything out right now.
I just wonder where they were in that.
Lunchbox, that's it.
That's it.
All right, let's tell me something good.
Thank you.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
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Transnative.
I was reading a story about Matt LeBlanc, who was Joey on Friends, and he said he
stole two things from the set of friends.
One was the Fuzball from the Fuzball table, because if you remember, when him and
a Chandler lived together, they had a foosball table they always played.
So he stole the ball, and then on the inside of their apartment door, he stole the
Magna-Doodle.
And so he didn't take it for himself.
though, he said he stole it for an electrician that worked on Friends because the
electrician was the guy who drew this stuff on the magnet doodle every week.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah, do you know what else was cool about Friends?
And it's the little things that you hear later on is that Gunther, you know, the guy that
works outside the coffee shop, he wasn't an actor.
He just knew how to work the espresso machine, whatever that was.
And he was just back there being quiet.
He was never brought on to have, like, parts.
Oh, and then he, like, was obsessed with Rachel.
Like he had a part.
That's crazy.
And then they ended up writing him a storyline.
Huh.
That's cool.
Isn't that pretty cool?
I saw another story.
It's after eight so I can tell it.
A spider bites an Australian man on the penis again.
Again.
I know, right?
Because the first one you go, ooh, then you go again.
You're like, is he trying to hook up with spiders?
Yeah.
A 21-year-old Australian tradesman has been bitten by a venomous spider on his ding-dong for a second time.
The man was using a portable toilet on a Sydney building site on Tuesday when he suffered a repeat of the incident from five months ago.
Let me say this.
If a spider bites me on any part of my body, I'm probably covering that body outdoors for the rest of my life.
This guy I preferred not to use his last name.
He said he was bitten pretty much on the same spot by a spider.
I'm the most unlucky guy in the country at the moment.
I was sitting on the toilet doing my business and I just felt the sting that I felt the first time.
There's something more to this, right?
I don't know.
I hadn't thought about it until you said he might have a thing with spiders or...
Lunchbox.
If a spider bites you're dangling, do you think you're outdoors just chilling?
No, you have to be letting it crawl around down there because...
No, no, no, really.
Just listen.
I mean, how is a spider going to crawl, let's say shorts?
How often until it crawls up there?
You're going to feel it before it gets up there.
crawling up your shorts.
He was using the toilet, though.
My point is, though, Eddie, that if he's on a toilet and it happens the first time,
do you think he's getting on the toilet a second time the same way,
and the same thing happens again?
No, never again.
You learn your lesson.
I think so.
Yeah, because the spider has to crawl from somewhere off the toilet to get there.
It's not just jumping out of the air and landing there.
That's what I'm saying, no matter where he is from his shorts,
he pulls his shorts down and it crawls out of his shorts.
You're going to feel it before it gets there.
He is placing it there for fun.
I don't know.
For fun.
I don't know if that's the thing.
He did say he was the most unlucky guy
In five months, though, he had his dingling
bitten by a venomous spider
If that was the case, I don't think he would put the story out there
Because then people would be like, dude
He didn't put his name out there
Some people are weird
Okay
So Amy and I know about what's about to happen
Lunchbox does not
And so
We've been calling it Lunchboxes surprise
Now there's an update
that lunchboxes does not think he'll be flipping the coin to the Super Bowl anymore, right?
Correct, because listen, we are only a few days away from the Super Bowl, and I've heard nothing.
Nothing about it.
So I'm like, listen, the Super Bowl's out.
It is over.
It's not happening.
That dream that I've been telling everybody in my family and my friends, hey, guys, look for me.
You've got to watch the coin flip.
I'm flipping the coin.
It's not happening, so I look like a fool.
Well, here is an update that I was saying it was 99% done.
Yep.
It is now, as of today.
today it's 100% done.
It is happening.
Oh my God.
Tell me.
Okay, we're at 100%.
Tell me.
Yeah.
When are you going to tell him?
We're now at 100%.
So.
I mean, he, okay, go ahead.
Well, he has a few more guesses.
Lunchbox, what do you think your new guesses are?
Because it is not flipping the coin to the Super Bowl, which I already told you, it wasn't, but that's okay.
Right.
Well, I mean, sometimes you say that reverse psychology, like, ah, it's not it, but then it really
is it kind of thing.
So I thought that's what you're doing, but you were being honest.
Number one, a Valentine's getaway for the wife and I.
You are paying for us to fly somewhere for valentines
and have a nice romantic getaway without the baby,
and that is awesome of you.
I think that whatever this is is bigger for you than that could be.
100%.
Wow.
You would, like, say you did get that offered to you.
Once you got this real offer, you'd be like,
never mind, I'm going to go do that.
Yeah, that right there is something awesome.
Yeah.
But you would go about your day and your life really would have to be changed except for like an awesome vacation.
Yeah.
I think the rest of your life will be different after this.
Oh, yeah.
Like, based on what we know about you, your life has changed.
Now that you know it's 100% your life has already changed.
That's right.
Go ahead.
You just don't even know it.
Okay.
Second option.
I'm working the red carpet for the show at the Grammys.
Wow.
Bobby wouldn't let that happen.
Why?
Because he doesn't know anything about music and he would represent.
represent the show. But wouldn't that be funny?
Eddie? Yeah, it's a hater.
That actually... I don't know if that's it.
But I don't think that would change on this boxers' life.
Well, because people would see my clips, they would go viral and then people, I would be a
sensation is what I was thinking. I didn't think about that. I wasn't betting on the sensation
thing happening. Yeah. And what's your third guess? I'm waving the checkered flag
at the Daytona 500. That would be awesome.
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
I think that what's happening is bigger than all three of those.
Wow.
Amy, would you agree with that?
Yes, he's not thinking big enough.
Not thinking.
Guys, those are huge.
I mean, going to the Grammys and working the red carpet,
I don't know what world you live in where that's not huge, but that's huge.
It is huge.
It's huge.
But I think for you, listen to what I'm saying, lunchbox.
For you, what you're going to do in your mind is going to be huge, bigger than that.
All right.
Well, those were all, and these are all February, because you said it's in February, so these are all things in February that.
I did say that, right?
The two hints that I gave lunchbox, one February, two, we're leaving on a private.
No, she said flight and hotel.
Yeah, flight and hotel.
Yeah, trying to trick you into that.
Which you call a privy.
A privy.
I've never, it sounds like a body part.
It does.
Sounds dirty.
Now that you mention it, it does.
I'm afraid of that's what I called to my kids.
Hey, Amy, do you have any other hint?
Real words with your kids.
Okay, how about this?
I give him another hint.
Yeah, tell me.
Well, that was a good hint.
He's thinking, he's thinking.
Give a minute.
I have like 100 hints, but I don't want to, because any hint I give is going to tip it off.
All right.
Okay.
Ready?
Yeah.
No, I'm just, wait a minute.
Give me a minute.
Hold on.
All right, now I'm ready.
Let's see.
Today is January 30th.
Yeah.
I'll tell you in the next...
Mm.
Once...
How about you to...
Tell me the date of the event.
My opinion is he needs to know sooner than later.
No, no.
It'll be fine.
I'm not worried about that.
What?
You're not worried about that?
Trust me.
No, trust me.
I got the privies all lined up.
Yeah.
Tell me the date.
All the privies.
I'm not worried about him, like, not being able to go because he'll cancel whatever he has going on to do this.
Okay.
I'm just going to say this, lunchbox.
Okay.
Okay.
Let me think about, I don't have another hint for it.
I got a question.
Do you have a date?
Tell me what you're thinking.
Tell me what you're thinking is a hint.
I give you a big hint.
A date won't affect you at all.
You never know.
I may have go ahead, soccer.
You'll quit soccer.
You'll give it up for the rest of your life.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Wait, you never gave another hint.
I know.
And you just said you would.
His hint was he wanted to give me another hint.
Here's your hint.
Here's your hint, lunchbox.
Ready?
Yes.
A lot of people will see you
Okay
Oh my goodness
Like a lot
A lot, yeah yeah
Listen, it still could be the Super Bowl man
No, that's over with
I'm already, I'm done with that one
Okay, we're done for now
Got it, I got it
No, you don't have it, but we're done for now
You don't know what I got
You don't know what just popped in my head
I know, maybe tomorrow, okay?
Yeah
Okay, we'll come back in a second
You may tell me?
Tomorrow, yeah, I might
All right.
Probably not, but I might.
You never know.
I'll take your new guesses tomorrow.
None of yours today are right, okay?
All right.
It's a Bobby Bones show.
So what were you guys talking about?
Well, I was listening to Oprah's podcast or Super Soul Conversation, and she had a doctor on,
and he pretty much was talking about how hospitals across America are now using maggots to clean wounds.
Is that weird to you?
Yes, it's weird to me.
Because.
The person who wants to do.
do everything naturally and not through all medicine.
Okay, okay.
But to be fair, so my friend and I, we started to have a conversation about it.
And then it was like, okay, would you be open to the maggots?
Me, because I like to be more holistic, I will take the maggots.
My friend, on the other hand, was so grossed out by it that she was willing to just probably
have her foot amputated, which he said, the doctor on there said that that could be the case.
It's like, because Oprah was so grossed out.
But he's like, well, Oprah, would you rather keep your foot or put a bunch of maggots?
on your leg.
No one's going to get their foot amputated instead of picking maggots.
I know.
Well, my friend was being really dramatic.
But I didn't know.
I mean, I guess if you're really grossed out by that, like you would maybe have to sedate
me a little bit, a little bit.
A little bit.
But I just found it fascinating that hospitals, like, they're turning to that more and more.
I'm sure back in the day, people used, like, maggots and leeches and whatever.
But now it's becoming a common thing.
So if you go to the hospital and you've got something wrong,
and they suggest that to you, you probably should go for it.
That's funny that you heard that on a podcast.
I mean, I listen to a podcast so much.
And I have a podcast, Amy has a podcast.
I was listening to a podcast called Disgraceland about music,
and it's like a true crime meets famous musicians.
Ooh, interesting.
Did you know Jerry Lewis was married five times?
No.
And like some of his wives.
His cousin, right?
I mean, didn't marry his cousin?
That's that story that most people know about him before he became a country music star.
He married his like 14-year-old cousin.
Whoa.
And then he got busted.
I mean, he got caught doing it.
Oh, yeah.
What?
He got caught marrying his 14-year-old cousin?
He got caught married to her.
Oh, they married on the down low?
Oh, man.
Yeah.
I mean, kind of.
Okay.
And so then he lost like a star because he did goodness gracious, great balls and fire.
That was him.
And then he bounced back and became a huge country star.
He's still alive, by the way.
He's in his 80s.
but yeah he was married to his cousin
So that's the crime part?
No, he's been married five times
And a couple's wives ended up dead
And they don't know much about it
What?
That's crazy
According to this podcast
I mean, yeah
I'm pretty obsessed with podcasts too
Right now, especially true crime
Like it's almost like I'm addicted
Yeah, it's like true crime meets
And then we're talking about Sam Cook
And how Sam Cook died
It's a really good podcast
The story is that time Jerry Lee Lewis married
Myra Gail Brown, his 13-year-old cousin
Well she just went down
and age. You had her at 13. I know. 13, man, that's crazy. Are you guys seeing this?
I don't. Yeah, it was the daughter of J.W. Brown, his cousin and bass player in the band.
And 13. And then I was reading about Elvis, and Elvis met Priscilla Presley. She was a teenager. She's like 14.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. And then he left her, like, locked up in the house and stuff. She couldn't leave.
Elvis Presley, the biggest rock star in the world, was dating a 14-year-old Priscilla, who had later become his wife.
I mean, that's crazy.
Wait, but how old was he?
Like an adult man.
He was in his 20s.
Oh, okay.
Well, I don't know if he was like,
I don't know when he became famous.
If he was 17,
then there wouldn't be that weird.
But, I mean, if he was an adult,
that's crazy.
Anyway, my point is,
we listen to a lot of podcasts around here.
What was that one called?
Disgraceland?
Yeah, it's like Graceland,
but it's disgraceland.
Yeah, I get it.
Yeah.
You can listen to Amy's Four Things
with Amy Brown.
I don't have anything like that.
On the IHart Radio app.
I need to incorporate some true crime into mine.
That's what's popular right now.
You can listen to the Bobbycast.
You know who's going to come by, Joy Williams, from the Civil Wars?
I think she's going to be by tomorrow night.
And so she's not the Civil Wars anymore, but that's how I was introduced to her.
So she's going to come by.
Yeah, it's good.
Eddie, you listen to any podcasts?
No, I'm about to start the Warrior one that you were talking about with Aaron Hernandez.
Gladiator, gladiator.
Gladiator.
Lunchbox to listen podcasts?
I started Gladiator
Dirty John, Dr. Death,
that's about it. Dirty John. That was a good
one. Did you finish? You finished. Oh yeah, I
found you're talking about it. I forgot. I forgot
where you were. But what about Dr. Death?
I haven't started it.
I'm done with that.
And that's about a doctor who is like a fake
doctor or what? No, he's a real doctor.
But he's Dr. Death? He's a real doctor. He's a legit,
a real doctor. But what does he do
then that makes him so deadly? Oh, you just
I don't want to tell you. Spoiler alert.
You have to listen, and listen, it will make you want to check the background of any doctor that's ever doing anything to you.
And I want to know cases you've worked on, how many people are now paralyzed from you.
You can't even tell me why this is a good podcast?
Do you want me to tell?
Well, we don't want to give anything away.
If I tell you, it's going to give it away.
You tell me.
Yes, if you tell you, it's going to ruin it.
Yeah, I don't want to ruin it because you'll be listening.
I don't want to take away thoughts that you'll have while you're listening.
Well, Bones, his name is Dr. Death, so you can probably, yes.
So he maybe had some patients that died.
This is what it says.
All physicians are taught.
First, do no harm.
But what happens when a doctor does harm to his patients?
That's a terrible description.
It's not a terrible description.
I mean, he does do harm to his patients.
The doctor's job is to not kill yours.
Anyway, you can check out all these podcasts on the IHeartRadio app and the app's free.
Listen away right there.
Everybody good?
We started with maggots.
We ended up with Dr. Death.
I know.
You never know where podcasts will take you.
Never know where we'll end up taking you either.
Oh, us, us, yeah.
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So I'll give you
the TV show. Tell me what
state that TV show
has set in. Oh. Very easy. We'll go
to my left.
my co-host
Best's friend
there she's Amy
everybody
yeah
over to my right
in his
Kansas Jayhawks hoodie
when's the last time
he shaved
a few weeks
a few weeks ago
at lunchbox everyone
there he is
and over to my
far far far right
90 degrees
is our video
producer
producer Eddie
hi Eddie
come on
how you doing
okay
okay Amy ready
yes
first up
tell me the state
Seinfeld is in
what state
is Seinfeld in
New York
Correct.
If you miss it, you're eliminated.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Lunchbox.
Yep.
What state is breaking bad in?
New Mexico.
Show me New Mexico.
Yes.
Good one.
Eddie, what state is the office in?
Pennsylvania.
Nice.
Everybody's in.
Everybody's in.
All right.
Round two.
Amy.
What state is the Brady Bunch in?
Oh, that's tough.
California.
Show me California.
Yeah, there it is.
It is.
Lunchbox.
Yep.
What state is the Andy Griffith show in?
What?
Excuse me?
The Andy Griffith Show.
Georgia.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Anybody else know the answer?
No.
North Carolina.
Really?
Yeah.
Instead of Raleigh.
Okay.
All right.
Didn't know that.
Lunchbox has been eliminated.
Eddie.
Come on.
What state is the show Cheers in?
Oh, Massachusetts.
All right.
You two are left.
Amy.
Yeah.
What state is the show The Golden Girls based in?
Okay, this one's tricky because the actual house is in California, but the show is based in Florida.
Florida, that's it.
Yeah, like Miami.
Yeah.
Eddie, come on.
Family Matters.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The start of the show goes Chicago.
Illinois, Illinois.
There's a stress down.
I like what we're doing here.
Amy, ready?
Yeah.
The Walking Dead.
What state?
Georgia
That would have gotten me
Eddie
That 70's show
Wisconsin
What I'm gonna got that
Amy South Park
Ohio
No
Eddie
The answer by the way is Colorado
All the snow
The mountains
Didn't know that
Eddie
What?
To win
The Wire
What state is the wire in
I know this
Go ahead
I know this
For the win Eddie
Somebody
I know I used to watch this.
It's Baltimore.
Maryland, Maryland.
Maryland.
Show me Maryland for the win.
All right, how many more of these can you name?
Eddie, home improvement.
Oh.
Michigan, Detroit.
That's right.
Parks and Rec.
Indiana.
Smallville.
Nebraska.
Kansas.
Boy, you guys want to.
That's a good thing we didn't go to those.
Mary Tyler Moore Show.
Oh, yeah.
That's Milwaukee.
Fargo.
Well, North Dakota.
There you go.
And Great's Anatomy.
Yeah, Chicago.
Washington.
Seattle, Washington.
There you go.
Eddie's our big one.
There he is.
There he is.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So I have America's top fears,
and I want to see if it matches anybody in this room.
Okay, commitment.
Oh, is that on there?
Oh.
I mean, honestly, I'm looking at a long list of things,
but I was going to go over all of them,
and commitment isn't even on the long list.
I don't even think that's me.
I don't think that's me anymore.
It's just a joke I make.
Probably because like five days ago, it's probably like that.
But not new me, though.
No.
No.
What's the number three?
The dentist.
Yeah, the needles is the dentist.
I get that.
Number two?
Heights.
That's me.
I'm scared of heights.
And then the number one fear, snakes.
Yeah.
I hit two of those three.
I hit dentist and heights.
I don't like heights at all.
I don't mind snakes.
You don't mind snakes?
You don't mind snakes?
Nah. Did speaking in public come up on the list?
Yeah, but it's down at like number seven.
That was number one for a long time.
I know. And I feel like a lot of people that I know, that's their biggest fear.
Yeah.
But yeah, I mean, not for us.
I think people just say that. I don't think their biggest fear is literally speaking in public.
No. Okay. So like my sister, for example, she's a nice. She can have a conversation. She can talk about whatever.
She's funny, great person, storyteller. You put her in public speaking.
situation or on a microphone, like if she's come on this show before, she starts to, her chest
gets really red, she starts breaking out, she's freaking out. I'm not saying people like it.
I'm saying it's just not the biggest fear. I would say like death. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, things like that.
People are like speaking in public is my biggest fear. No. You know what's your biggest fear? Turbulance.
Getting in a car crash. Yeah. All right. What else? Okay. So I know who's going to win the Super Bowl.
Okay. Please tell us all. And I even know the score. The score. The
The score is going to be the Rams are going to come back from behind.
They're going to be behind.
They're going to make a comeback.
And they're going to beat the Patriots 30 to 27.
And where did you get this information from?
Madden.
Every year they put it out.
Oh, someone.
No, so what they do is they just play the game on Madden.
Oh.
Like you just set up and you let them play each other.
Okay.
And then that's the outcome.
So that's what they're saying?
Okay, yeah.
And, I mean, you have to take into account that Madden was wrong last year.
but it's a video game
they're just
like simulating the game
well they do it every year
so I thought I'd give you that update in case you're making some bets
anybody betting on the Super Bowl
no I'm not
I don't let that much anymore
on this show do you do the fun bets
like no the prod bets
no because you have to go on a like a
gambling website and then you have to get paid in
Bitcoin and it's a whole thing
yeah like how long is the national anthem
I'm going to be and I know it's fun to talk about
but I don't do that I always like to
What color of Gatorade are they going to dump on the coach's head?
Okay.
Apple is in early talks with video game developers to start a service that would be like Netflix, but for games.
So pretty much you would pay a subscription fee and then you would get access to whatever they offer.
There's not really details yet on when it's going to come out, but, I mean, could be pretty cool if you're into games.
No, it'd be massive if they can pull it off.
It'll be bigger than Netflix.
Oh, because gaming is so big.
And expensive.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, well, I just thought I'd let y'all know that could be coming from Apple.
I made me, that's my pile.
Bobby boom!
Here's the story.
And this is good news for Lunchbox, I guess.
It says there really aren't a lot of health benefits from washing your hands after going to the bathroom.
What?
Say that again.
Who was right?
Lunchbox.
It says really aren't a lot.
If there's just one, I'm in.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Officials said, there aren't a lot of studies that prove washing your hands will protect you from.
illness.
I accept your apology.
You're welcome.
But there are studies that say everything all the time.
I just read it and thought I would share that.
And I'm not apologizing.
I'm always going to wash my hands after I go to the bathroom.
Okay.
Well, that's you and I'm me.
And I go with science and I believe in science.
You go with science.
Yep.
These doctors are smarter than me.
All right.
Amy, what's going on today?
Well, I have some panel speaking thing that you're going to be at or doing that.
And then going to get a glass of wine with one of our people
that's in town from New York, like right after.
A glass of wine, huh?
Well, I assume we'll get wine.
I don't know.
I need to ask her.
But, yeah, wine.
She's like, she helps me with my podcast a lot.
So I'm just going to go hang out with her and catch up for like an hour before my nanny leaves.
How much does a glass of wine cost?
That depends.
Yeah, I mean, that could be anywhere from if you get the house, like they, sometimes they have a house special.
So that could be $5, $6.
And then you could go big and go $12.
dollars.
So what's the most expensive glass of wine you've ever had at a restaurant?
Ooh.
Let me think.
That you've paid for.
I don't know anything about wine.
I would say I tend to be like, I think I probably paid 15.
Draw glass?
No one glass, but it was a generous four.
That's a case of beer bones.
Yeah, but.
I don't drink beer either.
Just so you know, I'm painting the picture.
Okay, but that was at a really nice place and I was obviously there and we were indulged.
I mean, I don't even know.
That might have been the cheapest glass.
at this place.
Well, I can't judge.
When I was in Hawaii, I had a $9
coconut lime virgin special.
So we didn't need,
I wonder how much it would have been with alcohol.
No idea.
Probably $20.
They were like, that'd be $9, sir.
And I was like, it's just coconut juice with a lime in it.
So I don't know.
I'm not judging.
I just don't know what alcohol costs, really.
Like, if you go to a restaurant,
what's an expensive bottle of wine?
I don't know.
Is it like a club where they mark everything way up because you're at a venue?
Yes.
I'm sure.
Yes.
You could probably go buy that bottle.
Yes.
You're going to buy a bottle at a restaurant and you could march yourself across the street to a little wine store and probably pay half.
Could you take it in your purse?
Like to go?
No.
You mean show up.
Okay.
Like the movies.
Some venues are B-Y-O-B.
Like bring your own, whatever.
There are restaurants I've been to where you can bring your own bottle of wine.
Yeah.
Most, though, aren't.
They frown on that.
No, because that's like a huge alcohol is like a money maker.
Okay.
Why would you?
Don't know much.
Yeah.
Flew all through the night last night.
Got here and did the show.
I'm going to get a little nap.
And then we have a bunch of people from our company in for a whole seminar that I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm supposed to go speak and lead it off and take the mirror ball or something.
Oh, the mirror ball's going.
Hopefully they made me do a dance.
Oh, that'll be interesting.
All right, thank you guys.
We'll see tomorrow. Have a wonderful day.
Tomorrow, Eddie's Krispy Cream Challenge, where he's got to go run two miles,
eat a dozen donuts, run two miles, and if you can do it in one hour, he wins $100.
I'm going to try not to throw up.
All right.
That's tomorrow morning.
We will see you then.
Bye, everybody.
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