The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Gives Update On Dusty’s Health + Arkansas Keith Calls In + Brandon Ray Stops By For Eclipse Day

Episode Date: August 21, 2017

Bobby gives an update on Dusty's health, Arkansas Keith calls the show and new artist Brandon Ray stops by the studio Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Come, Bobby. Hi, good morning. Welcome back to the show. And let's say this. A fresh, good morning, studio. Morning. I guess Eddie's car is falling. Wait, before I get into Eddie's car falling apart,

it's been falling apart for years. Eddie's our video producer. No, it's literally. falling apart. Like, I lost, I lost another piece to it. So, what year is it? It's a 2003.

Ford Focus. I mean, that's not even that old. It's not. It's just gone hard. I got it from my sister, and it had a wreck. She was in a pretty bad wreck, and then they reconstructed the whole thing,

and then gave it to me, and I was like, cool, I'll take it. And so I never paid money for this car. This has been my car for eight years. Okay. And, man, I mean, it's got less than 100,000 miles on it, but it shakes hard.

Yeah, over 65. starts shaking. I've had to be in this car. It's unsafe. Over 65 and when it's at a red light. It gets real sputtery. What happened now? And now there's a, I don't know, some metal thing on the side where my window is, it's gone. I thought I ran over something and I looked in the rearview and I saw a big piece of metal there on the road. Oh, no. And when I got back to the house, it was like, nope, that was it. I lost a whole piece of metal. This is gone? Yeah. Now it's just, this looks, it just looks crappy, dude. My car looks crappy. How many hubcaps do you have? One left out of four. You're missing three hub caps.

Correct. Yes. And the hood, it's, I mean, there's probably like a little bit of paint left. No, but someone on Twitter said you were rich. Oh, yeah. They say, oh, it's coming from a rich person. I'm like, dude, I'm not rich. Well, it's all relative.

No, not with the Red Rocket. I don't mean. It puts it in perspective. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Red Rocket kind of puts it all. Man, and my wife, you know, like she borrows it sometimes. She goes, I don't know how you do it. I'm like, that's what I've been trying to tell you.

Like, it's rough. Do you drive your kids in the Red Rocket? No, mm-mm. I don't let them get in there. Just in case, man, it's a gamble. Every time I hit the road, it's do I, am I going to make it or am I not going to make it? When I come to work in the mornings, I think of the phone call. I play it in my head and say, how am I going to call Bobby and be like, dude, it's it.

The car's done. If the Red Rocket passes away, rest and peace, I understand. That could be it. Dang, I don't know it's coming to bad news today. It's pretty bad. Life support? I totally, I try to sell it, right? Oh, 800 bucks, right?

Yeah, 800 bucks. Wait, don't you have a new endorsement, though? I do, so that's what I'm trying to work on. All right, all right. I'll make a call if you need to. Thank you. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU.

Go back at it on a Monday. Listen to this. Members of a high school football team rescued an elderly couple in distress from a river. The Cardinal High School football team from Middle Field, Ohio, was wrapping up a 10-mile canoe trip. And they came across this couple

in their 70s out canoeing. The man had fallen out of the boat and had been treading water for 20 minutes. She can't do anything. She's old, too. She's like, yeah, so somebody please held bloods. And the team rose up. They're like, what's going on?

My husband's in the water treading. And they jump out and save him and throw them in the boat to save his life. How lucky that happened. And she was like, thank you, boy, so much. You're a real lifesaver. I'd nail those old women of presence. Gertrude, my impression, could probably fool people. It has.

You fooled my dad. Oh, that's right. I called you dad. Would you like to go on a date sometime? He was like, no, I wouldn't. Anyway, I see you to the Cardinal High School football team. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show.

Big Three Stories. Its producer Raymond, near Singapore, 10 sailors are missing. After their ship, the USS John McCain collided with an oil tanker. In Las Vegas, the comedy legend Jerry Lewis passed away over the weekend. He was 91 years old. And finally, the eclipse is today. You should be able to best see it. Around 2.30 Eastern, 1 Central, roughly.

There you go. You know, we've been on vacation for a few days. Yours is a good? Yeah, really good. You? Yeah. I mean, much like more than a few days off work. Do I look tan?

No. Tanner? More tan? I know. I was, I did kind of, was out in the sun, but I wore SPF like 50 and a hat and a jacket. My husband was like, you know, it's not horrible for your skin to see sun. I was like, oh, I guess I'm just nervous about skin cancer and stuff. I mean that in the root away, but you come in looking all different colors.

Oh, okay. At different times. Yeah. You do. You come in looking all different colors. Oh, okay. Thanks. Do I like tan?

Yeah, but I think you just got a spray tan. Well, I have a... If I had to guess. Are you saying I don't do sun? No, I'm saying you look like you got a fresh spray tan. I did spend some time out in the sun. I was with my uncle, and he was roofing. And I spent a little time getting back to the earth.

I used to roof houses. And so most of I just watched it. But still, I was out in the sun, but mostly it's spray tan, because I have on Wednesday night, I think for CBS, the ACM honors. So I got to be... Oh, we got to be tan. No, it's just with the lights, you look normal.

Oh. Like, if you see Luke Bryan in person, he is as can possibly be. All these guys are, because it's just cameras, wash you out. Yeah. Don't we get it? So cool. I do the same thing.

So the internet's patiently waiting for Taylor Swift. big news. I hear the songs dropping today. I heard it on Thursday I heard it was happening during the eclipse. That's why she blacked everything out. Oh. I knew all the Katie Perry VM.

Like, I know too much. So smart. And I was going to tweet it. And I was like, I just don't want her camp coming after me. Because they do sometimes. Tweeting for like being ahead of the game? Well, like knowing stuff. Oh, okay.

You know? Yeah, like spilling the beans. Oh. Yeah. Oh, thanks, Amy. I'm a bean spiller. Who wants you? some good news from Monday.

I wasn't expecting that. I like that, though. Time for tell me something good. Yep, here we go. Tell me something good. All right, all right, Amy, you're up. Oh, my goodness. I have the cutest story about Gertrude and Alvin.

They are 98-94, and they've been dating for eight years. Well, Gertrude was tired of chasing Alvin, so she popped the question. She said, I asked him to marry me, and I guess you said yes. And, yep, they got married, 98 and 94 years old. You're a little bit older than traditional couple, but, you know. Poop or get off the pot, she said. Or if you need help, I help you off the pot because you are old. He's 98, and they enjoy an active lifestyle together.

Is active lifestyle mean active lifestyle? It says they often talked about spending their lives together. Well, are you done it. Yeah, already. Lunch bucks. There's a coffee shop in New York. They've been open for five years. So to celebrate, the owner was going to close the shop for a day,

take all the employees to the beach, and when customers found out, they were sad. So customers volunteered to work at the coffee shop for the day so everybody could still get their coffee. That's funny. That's funny. A New Jersey police sergeant was enjoying a well-deserved vacation down to Florida. And all of a sudden,

here somebody started yelling at the hotel pool. It was a two-year-old who was drowning. He grabs a two-year-old out. Remember, that's a little bitty body. Performs CPR on the two-year-old. Goes to hospital. Two-year-old's back. Healthy.

Continue now on the vacation. Wow. Well, that's awesome. Yeah, it's awesome. And it's just got to be so much stressful to do CPR on a tiny, fragile body. Or an old person. Because you just know it's not the same.

Yeah. So, yeah, shout out. And that's good news. That's positivity. Bada bones. Ray handed me a story called No solar eclipse glasses. Build your own.

No. Okay. No. Let's risk it all. Yeah, let's go. Let's damage our eyes permanently. No. Makes perfect sense to me.

Can't afford your own athletic cup. Build your own. I'm going to pass on that one too. Oh, you mean like what boys wear? Yeah. So then you get punches. a junk. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then it shows you, like, how to make it with a pinhole projector. No. Even if I did it exactly right, I wouldn't trust me. I don't even trust the glasses I have. And I put up on Instagram some pictures of the solar eclipse and the glasses that I'll be wearing today as I look at it. And even that I'm scared. Yeah, me too.

I'm a little scared. I don't like you. And I read, if you're not 100% sure that your glasses are legit, do not risk it. Oh, great. I'm not 100% sure. I'm not 100% sure. Like, you just shouldn't look in the sun. You know, Matt LeBlanc, who's, yo, Joey from Friends, how you doing?

Yeah. He was offered to play Phil Dumphy on Modern Family. Really? But he did not believe he was the guy for that job. Oh, I cannot see him. But what's he doing besides that? Oh, he's had a huge show on HBO. He's had a huge show.

Oh. Oh, really? Yeah. I thought he was just chilling. He's one of the guys that's really made it after Friends. Courtney Cox had a couple shows. Jennifer Anderson's still doing. But Matt La Blancke's really done it.

He's all gray-haired, silver fox now, too. And they have so much money. But that doesn't matter. Chandler's miserable. Like, he can't get anything to stick because he keeps being Chandler. Yeah. And all his roles are kind of Chandler-ish. What's his name?

Who? Chandler. What do you think it is? Chandler Bing. No, his real name. He wants to do his real name. I thought he was Matt LeBlanc. No, Mat LeBlanc's out.

Okay, come on, Chandler. Somebody help him out. I got it. Matthew Perry. There he goes. Ah. Come on. Lunchbox.

Matt and Matthew, on purpose, they had to make them different because you couldn't have two math on the show. We had the same problem with Morgan 1 and Morgan 2. Yeah, well, you've got to figure this out. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Hillary Scott is having twins. She revealed

on Friday she posted the cutest video ever where she and her husband, Chris, tell their daughter, Isley, that Mommy has two babies in her belly. And then it was so precious, Isley then asked when she was going to have a baby in her belly too. Let's wait a long time for that one.

Yeah, definitely. Did you mention Dave? Oh, yeah. Dave's having a baby too. Yeah. In his belly. Yeah. Dave, Dave, both two of them are having babies.

Yes. He, his wife is pregnant. Yeah, but Hillary's got the twins. Congratulations to Justin Moore. He has the number one song in the country this week. Somebody else will jumped two spots to make it to the top of the charts. So congrats to him. Yeah, my buddy Adam Hamburg wrote that song.

Yeah. Oh, I've been texting with him. Texting. Yeah, he's got a friend that is adopting from Haiti or, wants to adopt, so I'm going to like, he's like connecting us. I know. Dan and Shay, somebody else. Now I feel like I'm sort of cool like you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds getting. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story up the day. This story comes to us from San Diego, California. A man's out on his boat.

He has 1,200 pounds of illegal substances. He gets a dead battery. Instead of calling a friend, what's he do? SOS to the Coast Guard to come save him. I saw that. Maybe you just didn't have any friends, like, but then again, do you throw the drugs overboard, or do you just risk it and hope they don't look if they're just towing you? I know.

I think they, yeah, they have to hope that they're just not going to look. I think so. I was thinking, what would I do? I mean, wave down another boat. If you throw those drugs overboard, you could get killed by, you know, you know. I know. I think I would have done the same thing this guy did. Yeah.

Because I evaluated this in my head when I woke up. I was like, what would I do? Okay. Would I keep the drugs and just call and hope? Because, again, if they're telling you, do they go through the boat? Most of the time, probably not. No, I mean, I don't feel like they would search my boat. Right, but again.

But they got to come aboard the boat to help you. You got to hide it better. Yeah, you can't hide out in the open. He's a bonehead anyway, but yes, yeah, it stinks for him. But yeah, he should go to jail. I'm lunchbox, that's your bonehead story of the day. Apparently I'm an apologist now for drug smugglers on boats. Okay.

You know, I, I, I don't want to hurt my elbow. Okay? Okay. Padden myself on the back. Yeah, I didn't thought that was coming. But I do think that the raging idiots, we put out a new record. I didn't even know the record was coming out. It was like a Beyonce drop, didn't even know it was coming.

I woke up and was like, there it is. I thought it was going to be this next week coming up. I don't even know it was coming out. But we recorded the Golden Girls theme song as a country song. And I think this is the kind of positive song that makes the world feel happy. It's only a minute, 38 seconds long. I want to play it for you. Oh, okay.

And you tell me, you can tell me if it's good or not good. Okay. But we went in the studio with still guitars, and we wanted to make the Golden Girls theme song, which is just thank you for being a friend. Yeah. And you can download it on iTunes, download it, whatever. You don't have download anything.

You just say you hate it. But I think it's a fun song. It's only a minute, 28 seconds long. Are you ready? Ready. I think this is the song that saves the world. Because when you hear it, you're going to be like, dang, okay, here we go.

The raging idiots, us, our band. Thank you for being a friend Travel down the road and back again Your heart is true You're a pal and a confidant Good stuff Like I'm just so tired of all the negative So we were like

Let's make a super positive song And instead of writing one We just took the Golden Girl's theme song I made it a country song Yeah Now be serious Be serious though Does that make you feel good?

For one I love that song For two I love the country twist, so yes, it makes me feel good. I think that's going to be our new single. I was singing along. I can just say that. And they'd be like, out there's single.

But we made up, we put out four songs as like a record called the next episode. We almost got sued by Dr. Dre. What? Because the next episode. Well, sort of. I made the album cover like exactly like the Dr. Dre record. And instead of parental advisory, it said no parental advisor. Exactly.

And they were told legal so we can't do that. Oh. Yeah. So anyway, it's up there. We did a yoga song too, but it's like PG-13. Have you heard no? Namaste? Yeah.

I don't know nothing about yoga at all. Probably got to hit the row, but namaste. Namaste. Namaste. Okay, sorry, I like that one. But not about that. I just want positivity. And I won't play it ever again if the listeners say they don't like it.

That's a lie. But I just think that that's a lunchbox. I'm going to you. You tell the truth. I mean, it's positive. Put you in a good mood. Makes you feel like we're all friends. Do you like that song, though, from the Golden Girls?

I mean, I don't really know it. I've seen the Golden Girls maybe twice in my life. So the Golden Girl is not your thing. No, it's not really my cup of tea. Oh, you would like it if you watched it, I think. I don't think it holds up. Yeah, I watched it last night. It's good.

But you are. I watched it last night. Like, I literally watched Golden Girls last night. Okay, so Amy and her husband get into a fight. I'll let you take it from here. I mean, it's my fault. I mean, I'm the immature one. For sure.

What happened? Okay, he's just so obsessed with being, like, being on time to the airport. we both travel for different reasons, not a lot really together, but he always gets to the airport, like, so early. And I, like, don't get it at all. Like, there's no reason to be there as early as he gets there. So we're both traveling together this time. And now I'm being directly affected by his early. Like, I have to be ready way early, way before I need to be there.

So I'm like, we get into a fight about it because I'm not going to be ready and I refuse to leave that early. So then he's taking a vacation together. Good start. And so then I'm like, fine, will you leave when you're going to leave? And I'll leave when I'm going to leave. And we'll see who handles, you know, the airport situation better. So he straight up left. And I was still down.

He got into Uber. Yeah. We ubered separately to the airport because, listen, I had a good extra 40 minutes at the house where I, I mean, that's a load of laundry, you know, on fast speed or quick wash. Like I got so much done I mean I packed snacks I still had stuff to do So yeah I took a Uber later than him

And I got to the airport The only problem is He definitely was way more chill Like at the gate Like when I got there He was just more like what up I've been at the airport I got my coffee

Hanging out having a good time No stress No risk No risk Whereas my method Really honestly had anything gone wrong I probably would have missed So I could have

have buffered it a little bit more like maybe met in the middle, but I mean, I pushed it just to prove him that I could make it. So I left the house legit 40 minutes after he did. And I still made it. In your mind, who won the fight? I still, I mean, me, I made it, but I was way more flustered and running to the gate and not really, you know, in vacay chill mode. So I mean, I get his point, but we've got to compromise. Because when we have kids, like, fine, him and the kids can leave early. I just can't believe you guys took two different Uber's to the airport. I don't want to put it on him. I am, I am admitting my immaturity, but I also made it. So it was amazing. I like your strategy. I hate your strategy. If I wouldn't have, it would have been horrible.

I'd never hear the end of it. Yeah. You'd be like, hold the plane. My wife was coming. You probably would take it off. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I would have done. I would have left. I would have asked them to hurry. Hey, could you guys worry this out. We got to get her out of Oh, I'd have been so upset if I were him. You're going to play three degrees of country music? Okay. All right. Marin Morris.

We know her well. Can I get a name? Is engaged to Ryan Hurd. Who wrote this song for Lady A. You look good. Marin Morris, Ryan Hurd, Lady A. there's your three degrees right there. Love it.

Wow. You know he wrote that song? No. Yeah. He wrote that for them. Look at that. Thomas Rett first picked it up, said, Now I'm going to pass on it,

then Lady A took it. I like that game. Yeah, three degrees. There you go. All right, let's see how you compare to America. Okay, Amy? Okay.

Your toilet paper, do you go over or under? Over. Over. You are like America. 84% of people will go over. The, whatever, 16% of those people, I don't get. How about

candles, green candles? You said... I said like a pine tree, like Christmas. Well, most people think lime. The other think Apple. So yours didn't even make it. Because my brain went forest green. Mm-hmm.

Okay. How about hot dogs? Ketchup or no? Ketchup? Yeah. Ketchup. Duh. Yeah, 80% say ketchup.

How about computers? Mac or PC? Mac? It's a closer one than I thought. 50% say Mac. 56% say Mac. It's 46% say Mac. Okay.

So you're like America there. Dogs or cats? Dogs. 70% like dogs, 30% like cats. How about paper books versus e-books? Paper. 87% of people still like paper books. And finally, pineapple on pizza.

Does it belong or doesn't it? It does. It can. I'm sorry. Most people say it doesn't. It can. It can. I don't typically order it, but have y'all ever had like a ham and pineapple?

It's actually pretty good. You're five out of seven average American. Oh, okay. Feeling pretty American right now. I like that book thing, though. 87% I was writing. I wrote all last week. I wrote 60 pages on Microsoft Word, which is a lot.

Oh, that's a lot. Okay, yeah. I don't know. I've never written a book. Well, just imagine an essay that's like seven pages. That's a lot. That's a long essay. I don't want to imagine it.

I wrote basically 60 pages. My goal was to write 10,000 words last week, and I ended up writing about 20. Look at you. I got on a whole tangent on how life is basically how you treat your waiter because lunchbox doesn't tip his waiters. And so I wrote a whole chapter about that. No, I tip my waiters, but when I get bad service, they get a bad tip.

That's just they're bad. If they screw up, they can't expect it to get a good tip. That's all it is. So I wrote a whole, it fueled me. As someone who's wait a table, it fueled a whole chapter. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's cool.

Yeah, yeah. You got inspired by Lunchbox. Do I get a shout out, like, credit Lunchbox for making me come up with this chapter? You didn't make me come up with the chapter. He titled it. I was talking about things I've learned from all my jobs, from golf course maintenance to working as a server for years. So you've learned stuff from us too, huh?

I actually wrote radio. I wrote what I learned. Waking up at 3 a.m. is not good. The end, yeah. Eddie's are a video producer. Sometimes we serve here and we debate life in the future. In 10 years, what did I say, won't exist? Movie theaters?

Yeah. The natural, just go to the movies. It'll be gone. They'll be your random movie theater here and there, but it won't be, let's go to the movies. Like, that'll be gone. What happened? Oh, boy. Oh, a movie theater's a closing down.

Well, the question is, it comes out now. Would you pay $50 to rent a movie at home while it's still in theaters? Apple and Comcast are in talks with major movie studios to bring films to your home within the first couple weeks of its opening. This is just the scrape. Oh. So, first of all, $50. Would you do it? If it's just me, no.

But if I'm having people over, yes. I don't even think it's people over. I think if it's you taking one kid or two kids or a family. Eddie, I ask you, you take your kids and your wife. It's a $50 trip. Easily, right? Easy. Gas, time, four tickets.

Popcorn. Yep, you name it. You skip all that. You're right. Gosh, I don't even think about all those expenses. So they've been negotiating. They're nearing and agreeing. agreement on the system.

And so what's happening is some of the theaters are like, we're going to boycott. If you send them, then we're not, whatever. But you know who wins all the time? The people. Technology. Technology always The opposite of what name is that. This is why theaters will go away. Oh, man. So what will happen is...

In our lifetime, you really think 10 years? Look, it's said it. In 10 years, movie theaters will be like blockbuster videos or rental searches. You'll occasionally see one. Yeah. Because I went home. I was in Arkansas this weekend and I saw a DVD rental place. I was like, oh, okay.

There's one. It's one of those in a while. Yeah. Or a pay phone. That's what movie theaters are going to be like. And so you're seeing it already and you're seeing Netflix do it. And everything amplifies time-wise. I love Netflix.

This is going to take away the magic of the cinema though. There's no magic of my feet sticking on the floor. Walking in, sitting in these disgusting seats. They're all puffy and like, great. You're right. Is this how people felt with drive-ins when real movie theaters came in? Think about how bad drive-ins were. First of all, you couldn't see.

You could for what it was worth. But you had to park at a good spot. You had to take the speaker and put it into your car. Oh, yeah. So it sounded like that. Everything just gets better. I'm telling you, I was having a conversation yesterday about a friend. We're talking about concerts.

And my theory is in the next 10 years, everyone's going to have their own set of ears, and you'll be able to hear the concert through the channels. You'll be there and watch it. and you can pull one of your ear out and listen to like the crowd and stuff or you can have them both in and hear exactly the concert because I was talking to him about watching the Beatles. He saw the Beatles at Chase Stadium in like the 60s. And I was like, you know, what did that sound like?

I had a conversation with another older gentleman about the same thing. Oh, they'll do from your podcast. Yeah, Tom Douglas. And so they were like, it just sounded like a PA system through a crowd. And I was like, in 10 years, people are going to have their own ears. When they go to a concert, everything is going to be there. That would be crazy. And that's not a thing yet.

In my mind, though, I can see it going there. That's why you're a visionary, though, because I never even thought about that. No, he is a visionary. He talks about the future all the time, and some of his stuff, it really does come true. Like, there's a movie theater thing, and then he has this idea, and I'm like, oh, maybe I need to get on that. But I wouldn't know where to start, and I never even thought about that. Because the people way in the back, maybe they can't hear.

Huh. Yeah, you got it. Dang, you're a visionary. It's all crazy. You'll be able to hear a whole show. And if you don't want to and you want to hear the out, you still can and pull it ear out. Wow. Genius. Just thoughts.

Just thoughts. Just thoughts. Amy, I'm coming over to you. I hope you got it for me. I need it. Bobby Boneshow. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny.

So it's been a little over a week since Thomas Wret and his wife Lauren welcome their second daughter, Ada James into the world. But now Thomas has shared the meaning behind the name, or where they go. got it from. They said that they're definitely into the whole double name thing. And James comes from Thomas's uncle, his dad's brother, his name's James. So that's where that came from. And then Ada, Lauren said she had a dream and she kept hearing the name Ada in the dream. So they went with it. He said it's pretty random, but really cool. Congratulations to them. So cute. And the number one country album for sales this week went to Lindsay L. The Project. Yeah. Like, listen. Number one.

I love it and I'm shocked and I'm happy and I can't believe it and it's amazing and all that stuff. Sold more albums than anybody else. That's crazy. To be not Brett Eldridge, cheapest number two. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. Congratulations to Lindsay L. The number one sold album album.

Show. By the way, coming up, our own version of Total Eclipse of the Heart, I sung by Brandon Ray. Yeah. Do you guys know that song,

Total Eclipse of the Heart? Nope. Yes. In our name, we were falling in far. Now I'm only by them do. That doesn't sound exactly like that. Nothing I can do. Totally eclipse to the heart.

Nothing I can say. A total eclipse of the heart. You don't know that? No, never heard of it. Are they? From the 90s? Maybe earlier. Who is it?

Bonnie Tyler. It was a huge song. But today, like, she's doing a huge performance of it. Oh, because I saw you tweet it, and I was like, they write a song called Total Cliffs of the Heart, but he's coming in to sing. Brandon Ray's going to come sing, Nothing I can do and say,

A Totally Clips ought to hide. Nothing I can say. It's going to be a jam coming up in a minute. Oh, Corny Time. The Morning Corny. How does the man on the moon Cut his own hair? How does the man on the moon

Cut his own hair? Eclipse it Eclipse Get it? Yes It's suitable Come on There's the The

Mock me Only clips Go to home Nothing I can say A tone of a glimpse Of a hall That was the Morning Corny

Eclipse it. You got to give it to you. Rarely do I have to double take it. Eclipse. Eclipse. I have an announcement because next week is actually Joy Week. It's something we look forward to very, very much, where some of our best artist friends come in and just play music live on radio.

So next week, and I tell you what we're going to do, we put out a new line of Pimp and Joy clothes, and I can explain what Pimpin' Joy is in a second. But they will be neon Pimpin' Joy. and we don't keep any of the money it all goes to St. Jude and these artists are coming in to do hour-long concerts.

That's the great thing about them. They have volunteered their time, their bands will be in here. It will start Monday with a concert in studio from Marin Morris. On Tuesday, a concert from Brett Eldridge.

On Wednesday, an hour-long concert from Dustin Lynch. on Thursday A full hour-long show from Rascal Flats And Friday A mystery artist Do you know who it is? I think so.

Yeah. It's awesome. Yeah. I was just trying to know. Go with the flag. So, next week is Joy Week. We can't wait.

It's a big week for us. And these artists have decided to bring their full bands and play full hour shows. and it is all for a great cause for St. Jude. And so to explain what Pippin' Joy is. And again, the name started because at the time Amy's mom was battling cancer. And we were trying to find a Twitter name for her because people wanted to follow her journey. Yeah, we had been giving updates on her and I'm like, Mom, people keep asking about you.

You should tweet to them. So we tried to find her a Twitter name. And normal ones. Yeah, she wanted like, okay, because her. theme through cancer was choose joy. That was in, you know, obviously positive outlook, trying. And that was not available.

All like Judy chooses joy, stuff like that was all taken. All the Judis took all the names. So jokingly typed in Judy B. Pimpin' Joy, and I was like, what do you know? It's available. So we just went with it. And then, yeah. And then from that, Judy B. Pimpin'Joy on Twitter, Bobby was like, hey, there's a hashtag here. What about Pimp and Joy?

And that way there's a hashtag to follow. And our listeners can choose joy. and then we can follow the hashtag and see how everyone's choosing joy. And then it was like our first joy week. You pretty much dedicated it to my mom. And it was really, really special. And it was just a way to celebrate the show and the week and our listeners and through music, bring joy and spread joy. And that's what it's about is even in the hard times, choose joy, spread joy, be joy.

And, you know, that's, I now have joy tattooed on my wrist because of my mom's battle. with cancer and her ability to choose joy. And it is a choice. And it's going to be a fun week. Two things. One, sometimes people go, ooh, pimping joy, the name. I know. Do you know why we pick pimping joy to continue with is because it makes people remember it.

That's it. If you don't find something that cuts to it, make people remember it, then if it just goes away, there's a thousand different ways. We were like, you know what, we're committing to it. And it was hard to commit. Even my mom was like, I don't know if I want to be associated with pimping. But people remember it and pimp my ride, pimp my bride, pimping joy. I don't think I just pimp my bride, but there is bint my bride.

Is that pimp my bride? Don't say yes to the dress. It's reping. Like what are you representing? Rep and joy, pimp in joy. And rep and joy just did not sound as cool. And so, and to get serious for a second, before Amy's mom passed, She said, I just want this to be worth something.

All this battle. No, it was her third diagnosis. Like the third time she got diagnosed immediately, we went down to the chapel at the hospital. And that was her prayer. Like it wasn't. And I was in awe as a daughter, like watching her not pray, Lord, take this cancer away. It was a very selfless prayer of, okay, Lord, here we are again. Just please use this for good.

And I feel like through our Pimp and Joy merchandise, the shirts and the listeners and everything, like every time a shirt is sold or joy is spread through our show and, like, pimping joy is used. I'm like, it's like a little ding in my head and my heart because it's like an answer to my mom's prayer and that she didn't go through her battle with cancer for nothing. And if you don't want to buy a shirt or you're on the money right now, that's cool too. We don't encourage, we don't even say you have to. Just do something nice for somebody.

Exactly. And so that's what next week is. And these artists, they came up for free. They'll play for hour. And they have their band and their band. I mean, it's going to be awesome next week. So from Marin to Brett Eldridge to Dustin Lynch to Rascal Flats to the mystery guest, it's really a special week for us.

We hope it's a special week for you. That's all. I just wanted to explain kind of what it is and what's happening next week. I think we're all cut up. Yeah. We're good. I just getting a little bit emotional talking about that. But it's good.

It's why it's awesome that good came from it. That's what makes it, I think, if we're a few years past into it, and now it just makes me happy. Did Pam Bride ever show up on Google? No, not yet. Get that big eclipse today. On my calendar already.

It says eclipse. Five things you should not do during the eclipse. One, do not waste your time. Take a picture of it. Oh. Why not? I wanted to like Yeah, I wanted to show everyone

Because it's not going to happen again For another a bunch of years And there will kind of be a million pictures of it Oh so you don't I got it so just you can Google it later Somebody else will take the picture And not you. Yeah and if you want to take one okay

But just remember you're taking a picture of the sun This is what it reminds me of When I go if I'm at the lake I'm not really a beach guy But I would go to the lake a lot And it would be cloudy And I'll be out there shirt on. I'd be like,

caught him like getting the sunburned. And I'll get the crap burnt out of me. Because even though the clouds, the sun was still above. So you need. Somebody's be like, I'll burn. Yep. The saint, imagine that today with the eclipse. Like, there's the moon going across, but you will still burn every part of your body.

Yikes. So don't waste your time. Like, taking a bunch of, you want to take one or something? Okay. Yeah. But this is something to take in. Take one. I don't even have lunchbox is going to be awake from a nap, to be honest with you.

Oh, no. I'll be awake. Dude, I got my glasses and everything. Do not leave your eclipse's. your glasses on during all of it. As soon as you cannot see the sun through your glasses, you can take them off because we're saying in totality, the total coverage is here

and you only have one second to like really check it out. Oh, I'm so nervous. I'm just going to keep them on the whole time. Amy's keeping your hands over her eyes. She never even looks at it. Stop viewing the sun through binoculars. Looking at the sun can blind you. And binoculars is like super blind. I don't even have binoculars, y'all.

Can you imagine some moron going, let me get it super close. Look at the hottest, brightest thing ever. Number four, don't rely solely on your eyes. The temperature will plummet. Nocturnal animals may emerge. Oh, like bats. Street lamps may light up.

Birds fall silent. Like, take it all in. By not relying on your eyes, it means don't just stand there and stare like, look around, like feel around you. Listen. Yeah. The crickets will start chirping. What if the world ends? Oh, they got dark.

I'm going to take whatever snacks I want to the party. Dude, go crazy. That's so true. Today's the day to go crazy. I was going to take some, like, sliced bell peppers, but now I might do, like, chips. Ooh, Dorito. Wow, crazy party. Don't notice or do one thing exclusively.

Take in the sun's active corona, the entire sky, the stars, the planets, the shadow, the dark earth, all of it. Oh, my gosh. This is so much. And it's so much because it never happens at this level. There's going to be another one that comes to, not through, where it's parts of the country, but this is, like, the full one. I mean, it has to immediately... Since 79, 1970. Eddie was the only one alive the last time that happened.

I was born in 79. You were the only one to lie on this whole show when that happened last time. Now, how long is this last? Because you're telling me to do a lot of things. I feel like I'm going to run out of time. Well, I didn't take a lot to the sense. It's like in phases, but some of it stuck partially in the 11 a.m. hour and then... You don't have to be like...

Where we are, like... 1.28 with 3 seconds. Look up. 1.28 with 7 seconds. Touch me a knee. But like, by 2 p.m.ish, you should be done. Yeah, it's a thing. But just...

take it in. I mean, it's going to be all over every social media, every website, and really, I don't care of that much. I'm going to be in your bedroom, or are you going to go out? I'll go look at it because it's the same reason that, you know, we'll watch a TV show, you know, the finale of the voice or something.

Because everybody else is watching. Because I got to watch it for the show. Right, right, right. I got to watch the eclipse of the show, apparently. So, yeah, I got to watch it, though. I got glasses. Headline from the weekend, Amy. Ooh.

Ozark. Yeah, you like that show? I haven't watched it yet. Yeah. Is it good? Yeah. Season one, done. On Netflix? Yeah, Netflix.

All they have up is season one, and I've watched it all. How many episodes? Shoot, I don't know. A lot. A lot. I watched The Defiant Ones. I finished it. It's only four episodes.

It's really good. It's on HBO. Four is not as lame as me finishing 12 in like... No, but it's different. A day. I don't think I changed... A lot of people tell me about Ozark. I'm going to watch it.

Yes. You have to. Because I'm from Arkansas, it's about the Ozarks. Well, yeah, they go to the... I thought it was more like close to St. Louis. Okay, that's the whole area. Okay, yeah, I'm not that familiar. But yeah, it is.

And also, it's like breaking bad-ish but different. Hmm. Interesting. Breaking bad but different. We're just like drug-related, cartel-ish type stuff. Wow. Really? I thought it was about like family vacation in the Ozarks.

Lunchbox? Family time. I was in Austin and got to see my family and hang out with the niece and nephew. my brother, sister, mom, dad. So a lot of good times with the family. I had a couple things. One, I'm proud of Lindsay, my girlfriend. She has the number one selling country album,

which was an awesome thing for her. So that's cool. My dog went through crazy cancer surgery. And I'll give you guys the update on that because I probably only have that in me one time today. That was quite the week. He was in the hospital for days and still don't know what's going to happen there.

But I'll give you that update. coming up. But, and then I just wrote a lot. I have some stuff due on this second book. This second book isn't going to be terrible. I'm just telling you right now. Can't wait. I mean, I'm the worst promo guy ever.

Today's a big eclipse day. And I want to do something musically. And I thought, who will crush this song? And one of my favorite singers in all in Nashville is this guy named Brandon Ray. He has a song called Ends of the Earth you may have heard. I don't know if you heard it or not. I go to the end to the end to the earth from you. To the morning back like it ain't nothing new.

So Brandon's in to celebrate Eclipse Day to sing Total Eclipse of the Heart. Morning, Brandon. Morning. Man, thanks for having me. This is awesome. Yeah, we're celebrating my music. That's how we celebrate here on the show. I know.

So Brandon, his wife, Alyssa, are here. Now, did you know the song before? All right. So, yes. I knew the song. I mean, growing up. Did you ever play it, though? I'd never played it.

Oh, first time. Alyssa actually, Alyssa used to be on Broadway in New York. And she was in a musical called Dance of the Vampires and was actually in the musical. She was like, are you serious? This is awesome. And what musical?

They did this song in your musical? Yeah, the musical was written by Jim Steinman, who wrote this song. What? And it's, so it's kind of a funny thing for me to be singing this. Dang. So it is a Clips Day. Did you get your eclipse glasses, Brandon Ray?

I did. I got them yesterday, and I'm just pumped. Did you get yours? I do. I'm scared, though, because they're just paper. And that's the thing. And when I think about it, sun, stronger than paper. Right.

And they're like, don't worry about it. And then some of them are like, they've all been recalled. Yeah. I feel like you could have capitalized and made like your own Bobby Bones, Eclipse glasses. Then I would get sued with everybody's eyeballs fried out. Yeah, that would be bad. All right. It's Eclipse Day and performing totally clips of the heart.

Brandon Ray. All right. Nashville recording artist, superstar singer, all around good guy. Oh, oh. With his wife Alyssa. All right. All right. You guys got to help

with the turnarounds We're not. No, no. Just that's to you guys. All right, here we go. Hey guys, so because of licensing rules, we can't play anything with music on this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore.

But you can go to Bobbybones.com to see it. We hate that we had to take it down. It wasn't our decision. But I just wanted to keep you up and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now. And thank you for listening to the show

and sorry about all the legal stuff. Bobby. And clips day is here. Yeah. Dang, Brandon Ray. Dang. Alyssa sang on Broadway? That's crazy.

Yeah, people laughed when this, we were monks. We were like, turn around. And this girl came out and started singing. It was hilarious. Dang. I like, that's a good one right there. So dramatic. How'd you two meet?

We met on an airplane, Southwest plane. We were both hired. as background musicians for a band. And she was like, hey, you're the guitar player, right? I was like, yeah, she's like, can you help me go over these songs? So I sat down, our plane was delayed for like two hours. We had like a three-hour flight. So no phones, no nothing.

Like, we just got to know each other. We're laughing the whole time. And it was just, it was just sparks from there. And you guys, how long have you been married? Almost two years, September 5th. Dang, like, I don't know all this. Yeah. So how'd you guys meet?

How'd you guys meet? But I'm telling you, like, Brandon Ray is one of the best singers I've ever heard of my life. Like, I'm not exaggerating. Like, I get to see him. He's the best. Yeah, you say that when his face isn't, like, right in front of you. Oh, yeah, I say that when you're not around. Oh, oh.

That's how you know I mean it. Yeah, yeah. Like, you really are one of the best. And so, yeah. What do you guys, if you guys are playing at home and you're just, like, goofing around and singing together, what do you sing? Oh, we sing some stupid songs. Like, I don't even know. Not children.

What, like, explicit hip-hop? Well, yeah, like, what are you singing? Dear Mama from Tupac. We make up bad sounds. If you're, like, just playing a song, if you're, like, singing together, like, some sort of cover, beautiful song, what would you sing together that you wouldn't know?

Husband and wife. I mean, I really see this. Let us into your world. What do we sing? You do, like, What's Up or something? No. Do a little bit of what's up. Let's do like a verse and chorus

Yeah, do a verse, chorus What's up? Brandon Ray He's got this song Into the Year I'm gonna lay in a minute Congrats on the song By the way, man

It's glowing up Thanks for playing it man Really Going up Thanks for celebrating Eclipse day with us Thanks for having us This is gonna be great

I can't wait to burn my eyeballs Late dude seriously We're all gonna come in tomorrow We're like What the Can you see? I can't see. Only one eye works and from the right part only.

All right, you guys go do your thing. I don't know what you do this or anymore. I don't know rock stars do. We keep doing our show. I don't either. Thank you. Good to see you. Man, thank you.

Hope you're a club is rocking. Woo! Rockeroo! Rockin! All right. My stepdad's on the phone. Arkansas Keith is on. Hello? What'd you think of that guy singing? Hey, that was great.

You thought Brandon Ray's pretty good? boy. Yes. You know, when you do somebody else's song like Bonnie Tyler, you know, you got to kind of man up thinking, hey, am I going to do this good? But it was great, man. It was great. So what's happening today in Arkansas as far as what are they telling you about the eclipse? 2 o'clock. We're not going to be right in the deadline, but it's going to come this way. You know, should be able to see it. You can be working out of the park or you can be out on the boat. I'll be out in the park today. Yeah, what are you doing today? Bowling grass, man.

Do you have different sections? Like, do you look forward to mowing different sections? Because when I used to do main, there were certain places I like to mow in certain places I didn't like to mow. Do you have your favorite parts of the park? I do have my favorite places to mow. Like what? Some of my hate and some of them are like, well, you know, you remember the Twin Creeks area. That's so beautiful up there.

It looks so great when it's mowed. And his other area was like crucial. It's so huge and so many campers, it just kind of sucks, you know? So you drive around different parts of Hot Springs and mow different parts. and mow different parts. You're not just playing one area. No, we're going around Lake Washdaw. We're around like Washdall, mowing all the different camping grounds.

So you're hauling a mower around, a tractor mower. Yeah. Two of them, yeah. Well. That's what we do, man. You know, somebody's got to cut the grass. I'm a time job. Yeah, I hear you.

I hear you. I appreciate the text about Braint. He texted me and said, this Brandon guy is good. Man, I remember Body Tower. I saw her sing that song on that. the bandstand a long time ago when it was a new song yeah and i liked it and he did great man i like me getting kudos for me i will pass along kudos from you thank you very much all right have a good day of work hey we'll see you see you good all right oh cut him off my bad uh brandon ray if you haven't heard

of the song ends of the earth he just came in he's uh playing with the idiots and he's opening for us in Austin, Texas. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. Businesses are cashing in on the solar eclipse. Here's some special deals. Crispy Cream, the original glazed

donut will be available for the first time ever with chocolate glaze today. Oh. Love it. Ever. Yeah. Denny's, $4. All You Can Eat Mooncakes.

They're moon-shaped buttermilk pancakes. Wow. But $4 all you can eat. This is not a commercial by the way, I just saw this on the news. Dairy Queen, buy one Blizzard, get another for 99 cents. I mean, I don't see

the tie-in, but hey, there's the deal. Whatever. Whatever. It's kind of like the ice cream is the moon. There's nothing to do with the eclipse. They're just cash in none the deals. A moon pie. If you post or tweet a photo of you having

fun on Eclipse Day with hashtag Moon Pie Eclipse, you could win a year supply of moon pies. And then at Pilot Flying J's, they're giving out free Milky Way bars and packs of Eclipse chewing gum. Oh. But free.

That's pretty cool. Yeah, that sounds really cool. Ooh, Eclipse gum. Should have that party. This isn't going to be the lambs party. It's at 1 p.m. staring at the sky. Everybody's leaving injured. I can't drive home.

I got to get Uber. I can't see. Here's what's going on this week. Today is solar eclipse day. The solar eclipse begins on the West Coast just after 10 a.m. Pacific. and ends on the East Coast a little before 3 p.m. Eastern. It's also Monday Night Football Preseason,

and it's Morgan number one, our head producer's birthday. Yeah. How many of you knew that, though, really? I did. I knew it. Okay. Because she tweeted it yesterday to let us know. Oh, she did?

Yeah, she wanted, everybody knows her birthday tomorrow and I forget. That's how she put it out there. Oh, I didn't know that. Tomorrow it's National Tooth Fairy Day. So what does that mean? Lose the tooth. On Wednesday, Luke, Brian, is in our studio. He's got a world premiere.

Luke's got a new song on Wednesday. He will be in a Wednesday morning to prepare a new song. On Thursday, Jonathan Singleton comes by the Bobbycast. On Friday, a couple things. Hey, is Old Dominion playing on Friday in studio? Morgan? Yes. They are playing Friday?

Yes. Okay. Is Jillian Jacqueline coming up Friday for Female Friday? Working on her. It's Friday should be a big one. And Cadillac 3's album is out. Legacy. We should get them in, too.

Maybe not Friday, but Thursday. Jaron actually asked about my dog. He's texting me. He's like, hey, how's a dog? You can always tell dog people. Like, Dirk's probably texted me 10 times about my dog. Because he, Dirk's had a dog with him his whole life. Yeah.

And so, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. On Saturday's a big fight. Floyd Mayweather Jr. versus Connor McGregor. So that's Saturday. Can't wait. You going? No. It's not sold out.

That's crazy. My boss didn't send me. But it's on a Saturday. Go yourself. Yeah, like just go. Also, I should announce today the raging idiots. It's our farewell tour Eight Dates

And then Rap City For the Raging Idiots And so do you want to know Where We're going to be or no Yeah Does anybody care? Nah Nah

What in the world? She loves that song I was saying not No it is It's my favorite Eddie and I We have a band called The Raging Idiots

And we put out An EP called the next episode Which is just a few songs We did the Golden Girls Theme song We did Chick-filet On Sunday

All that stuff right But we did the song called Namaste. I'll play a little bit of an minute. But here's our tour. Ready? Lubbock, Texas, Tulsa, Oklahoma, El Paso, Austin, Texas, Salina, Kansas, Springfield, Missouri, Oklahoma City, and Fayetteville, Arkansas. Yeah. Boom. That's what we have. If you're there, we're coming, tickets go on and sell Friday.

Okay, hit it. Amas-day? I don't know if people would... No, I'll explain it. So, Namaste is a pose... Or no, it's a saying at the, it's a closing at yoga. It means, like, let the light in me on or the light in you or something like that. So a lot of times in the class you say namaste. Well, the song is about, like you, I'm saying it's you.

You Bobby maybe watching your girlfriend in doing yoga. And so you're thinking you've got to leave, but then you see her like that and you're like, whoa. And you're like, nah, like, nah, I'm not going to leave. Not nah, I'm going to stay, but I'm a stay. Kind of like a play on that. So it's two things, namaste, but nah must stay. Amy, like, weirdly fascinated at this song. It's so good.

Because like... Is it like real good? It's stupid as stupid as... No, I swear to you. I'm only two minutes and 40 seconds long. No, I swear to you, I legit think it's good. Okay. We can let the listeners decide.

Yeah, like all people should download it, but then especially yoga instructors. I'll just play. I know talking about it. This is the new raging idiot song called Namaste. Wrote this with Walker Hayes, who's like my hero. Can I, can give you, you can gift songs to people, right? I'm a gift this to my friend that's a yoga instructor. I'm a gifted to her.

Okay, here you go. Raging idiots, Namaste. Go download it if you like it. 7.30 in the morning. In the suit that I was born in. Girl, why are you laughing at me? Come on, baby, with my khakis. I'm running late.

Need to beat it like Jackson. But you're kind of a distraction. Because I can't start watching you. Showing me your Savasana. Like the best looking bad influence I ever saw. Probably ought to hit the road, but now I'm a stay. Hey, no way, I'm about to leave you in a bristle on the floor like that. You look a little lonely on that back.

I should be saying goodbye. I might lose my job, but now. I'm a mistake. Come on, baby, let me jump in on those stretches you'll do it. I'll be a student. Don't know nothing about yoga at all. Probably ought to hit the road, but now. Namaste.

Namaste. Namaste. But you're making it impossible. Index pants looking on flexible. Namestay. Ain't a way. I'm about to leave you in a press. I should be saying goodbye.

Probably got a heads around. Mistay. Namestay. Bad influence I ever saw. Ain't got a clue what this means. But namaste. Ain't a way. I'm about to leave you in a press on the floor like that.

You look a little lonely on that You'll be saying goodbye I might lose my job But namaste Come on baby Let me jump in all those stretches You'll do with you'll get off There it is, namaste

Probably gotta hit the road But namestay Namestay Probably gotta hit the road But namestay There it is For your listening and pleasure Get that

Get that all around I know, no, I'm in a, I bet She'll get back to me, I bet she uses it in one of her classes. Oh, boy. If I'm ever in a yoga class, someone starts playing my song, I'm leaving. Nah, that's happening before. Not my song? They played Lindsay's song.

What did they play my song? What kind of song are they playing mine? Chick-fil-A? I want Chick-fil-A! I'm out of here. I'd be out of that one, too. So we had a few days off last week, and

I don't really go on a vacation. I went and I was in Northern California doing some stand-up and I was like, I don't want to fly back across the country. So I flew to Las Vegas by myself and got a room and just wrote because I'm writing the second book. Wrote the first book, came out, did, well, writing a second book. I'm getting on an airplane to go to Austin

and there's been a couple days there. One, because I love it there. And two, because Lindsay was doing, my girlfriend was doing an album release. party in Austin. As I'm getting on the plane, I get a text, is, hey, your dog just passed out, and I can take him to the emergency room.

And so I'm getting on an airplane, and the Wi-Fi's terrible on the plane. It's so spotty, and I'm like, oh, I don't know what's happening. It's like a two-and-a-half-hour flight where every once in a while something would come through. So they had to send my dog to, when you're pregnant, what do you have?

Ultrasound. Okay, yes. They had an ultrasound. They said, we found a huge mass in him. and so we don't know he has to go to surgery right now go to the ER and they're like

we have to go in a cut and we're going to see where the mass is turns out it was pretty much in his entire spleen his whole spleen was a cancerous piece of mass and so they had to cut his spleen

completely out fun fact I also had to have my spleen completely cut out so we're both missing spleen yeah what took you so long yeah well come on Dusty my dog you're with it 14

That being that's six or something. That was matching scars. I have a scar too, right down. I know. I know. And so they're like, and it got real serious for a bit, just surgery-wise, because they're like, he's an old dog. Do you want us to give him CPR if he goes into cardiac arrest or what, or pump? And I'm like, whoa, they're asking me these real questions.

Yeah. And I'm like, yes, all yes is. And if you can't get a hold of me, yes. All everything's yes. And if I'm on a plane and they're like, okay, we're not. I'm not going to let them out of the hospital. So I'm like, okay, I have two flights booked the whole time. One to go right back to Nashville, one to hold off and go to Nashville after I finish

Lindsay's thing. Right. So they keep them in the hospital. I have somebody who's taking care of them at the house who loves them, so I'm not worried about that. And so he's in the hospital. They won't let him in the hospital. They won't let him out tomorrow. Won't let him out of the hospital.

They won't let them out of the hospital. They hold them for days and days. Finally it comes out. And so where we are now is, we're not in a good place. And they were very honest. They said, odds are he has this kind of cancer, and I could say it wrong, narcoma or sarcoma or some kind of cancer that's a blood cancer.

And if he has it, because they sent the whole spleen off, if he has it, it's going to pop back up, and he may have six months left to live. Maybe. It could be less. He said if he doesn't have it, then there's some other options that you can do. They said, but odds are he has this really bad type of cancer

and max's life expectancy. is that, you know. So is there, sorry. Ask whatever. Well, is that without any treatment? No, that's with treatment. That's with treatment. That's with treatment.

That's with dog chemo. So what I hope, and by the way, he has, he's on taking six pain medics, meds a day, taking antibiotics. They were excellent to him at the hospital. They couldn't have treated him any better. I have to carry him up and downstairs. have a tall house. I don't have a long house. I have a tall house, all stairs. And so I have to carry. He hates me and carried.

He did just, but that's my best friend, man. I've had him for 14 years. Like, it's like, I knew I'd only have one segment to talk about it because I thought I might get emotional during it. But it's not looking good. But it could look a little worse. So we're waiting for results.

Like today, probably, they said by midweek, because it was so bad, Like we have to send the whole organ in. We can't just send the thing we cut out. Because if it's in the blood, it's going to pop back up again. A different kind of cancer, we can't, a different part. We can't operate on it anymore. Yeah.

So. I mean, I know he's been through. Third cancer. Like other cancer situations before, but he was a little bit, I don't know. This one seems like the craziest one, especially if the results come back, that it's the, whatever, the blood cancer. Because it spreads in your cells, your blood cells, and it pops. and it goes into other places.

Totally. His other ones have been kind of outside. They cut him out of them. Cut the cancer out of them. This is actually deep inside of his body. Right. He's got to, you get on my Instagram, he's got to, you can see him. My internet with Mr. Bobby Bowen's got a huge scar running down his belly.

But I don't even know. We've never been through something like this with you. And I, to be really, really honest, because you're so different. And you don't love anything other than that dog. I know that you care about a lot of things in your life, but you don't allow yourself to, I think you do love certain people and things. Don't get me wrong. But you don't allow yourself to go there. But with that dog, you go there and you've expressed that. Like, I love you and you're able to proclaim, I love this dog.

This dog is my best friend. Dusty is my best friend. And so, like, I know you've lost people that are close to you. Obviously, we've gone through the loss of your mother. But, like, that was sudden. It wasn't, it wasn't expected, although she had certain things. going on in our life where maybe something like that could happen. You maybe thought it.

I never certainly did. That was very sudden. This is like something where you're telling me like he could be facing six months and like how do we handle what how can we best be here for you? Because like this is a weird. I'm, I don't know. I don't know. You're different. And I say that I don't say that in a bad way.

I say that in a like how can we support you because I don't want to be. I just do us. We do what we would do. But I don't want to. Yeah, I'm the king of compartmentalizing. I can barely even say it. Yeah. I will say a lot of people have reached out and you know what's weird people will come up to me

and say, hey, my dog died in my arms. And I'm just like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Does it make me feel better? You made me feel worse. Yeah. Even if my, I don't want to hear that story anyway. Taking notes. Don't say that.

Got it. You know. Hey, sucks. Sorry about your dog. But I'm telling you, there have been a few people that have been just like,

I know they're genuinely empathizing because the same, you know, humans and their dogs, when they get it, they get it. And,

I mean, the architect probably text me five times in the past 24 hours. Jaron from Cadillac 3 texted me, he's like, dude's having me last year.

I hate this for you. Like, people are like, that underst deal it yeah I don't know I mean and I know we don't have the results I'm not thinking I mean my brain just instantly goes to like okay if the news comes back that it's that and it is

we are in a like sort of in a countdown that's real I mean that's they're not just telling you that and and we have to face the fact that yes your dog Dusty's old like he's our dogs are getting older we're getting older like it's going to happen

and I think we've all known that and just the fact that does he's so close to you, how do we as close? I don't know. I know you can answer. I guess we just do us. But like, if you figure out a way we can best support you, just let me know. But it does suck. And I know that we all feel horrible.

Well, don't yet because he's chilling on pain pills. And I like Adamson and I was like, I was y'all just chilling on pain pills. Are you sleeping some? No, but I wonder what it would do to me. He weighs about 30 pounds. Well, you probably have to take, like. But if I took like 80 of his, then it's. Yeah.

Then it probably, he wouldn't have anymore. Oh, yeah. And I care about him more than I do me. You're like going back to the vet, you're like, they fell down the drain. I am really running out as the thing. And so now they're going to think, because Amy said that. No, I'm joking. I'm fishing for more bills.

Vet. Hmm? I'm just going to say veterinarian of Nashville or whatever they are. I'm joking. Yeah. Oh, I just got a note on my calendar here, Dusty Stitches Removal, August 29th. Dang, they'll come out for. Yeah, he's got big, stitchy staples in him.

He can't, he went up to stairs yesterday. I wasn't supposed to let him, but I was like, he's... Bobby, what? You're not supposed to let him and you let him do it? He's going to go where he wants to go. Big brother lets him do whatever he wants to do. Oh, my gosh. Pig bro.

I'm not his dad. I like that you do that. That's right. Your brother, I forgot. He were tied his brothers. His stitches are going to be, like, popping out. Yeah, I'm not. I had the same stuff in me, man.

I was like, look at me. I go upstairs. I, yeah, I'm not. But anyway, yeah, it stinks. I'll make a lot of jokes. We're here for you. Appreciate that. What did you do on your vacation?

We went to the beach. We just went down to Rosemary Beach in Florida, like 30A area, which it's where a lot of like, I see artists and stuff that go down there. We're Nashville families like on Instagram. So I've always seen it. But oh my goodness, I've never been. And so pretty. The sand is so white and the water was so beautiful and the town was so quaint. And I, you know, chilled under an umbrella with my SPF 50.

Yeah. And my hat and my sunglasses. And your one piece that goes to your wrists to ankles. No, I wore my bikinis. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Thank you very much. Picture or didn't happen.

Picture or didn't happen. Okay. I don't have to picker. That's what the kids always say. Yeah. Picker didn't happen. Picker didn't happen. Okay, I guess it didn't happen.

Hey, John McCain battling breast cancer finished his first round of radiation of chemo. Brain? Yeah. Brain or breast? Brain. Oh, sorry. You did.

You said. My bad. Not your fault. It happens. It is my fault, but it also does happen. It's all right. Men do get breast cancer. This is a PSA.

Yeah, John McCain battling brain cancer. Excuse me. The daughter of U.S. Senator John McCain says the 80-year-old lawmaker has completed the first round of radiation to chemo. And we root the absolute best for him, man. Like, just crush it. That's awesome. The powerball jackpot grows to $650 million. The second largest in history.

didn't it get to a billion at one point? Like 700 and something million? Wow. The highest ever powerball jackpot was 1.6 billion in January 2016. So this kind of is this when everybody at work starts rallying together trying to get it? Yeah, no idea. He just says things. Fake news.

He's so fake news. He just. He got close. No, he said 700 million. You can just say, no, I don't know. And then what was it? 600 million? No, it was 1.6 billion.

I said, has it ever been a billion? I said, has it ever been a billion? It's been 700 million. million. Just say I don't know. He's fake news all the time. But here's the question thing. I didn't know as long as I was taking a guess. If you had it right in front you, why'd you ask me? I didn't know

I couldn't find in the story. If you don't know, don't take a guess. Say, I don't know, but my guess is. Then people are in their cars, they're like, whatever, moron, it's $1.6 million. He goes, no. 600 million. Never a billion. Y'all, that's so, wait, what's it at?

Who cares? Fake news. Fake news. Fake news. Fake news. You're fake news. Watchbox, what did you do on your vacation? I was in Austin just taking care of business deals, trying to, you know... What does business deal mean? So, hey, now as your family?

Like, you don't do business. You always talk about business. You talk more business than anybody I've ever heard, and you do no business. That's what I'm saying. I had to go down there and do some business. You know, trying to get some business done, trying to... You know, you guys don't believe in my business, so I got to go somewhere else to find some business. So what business did you get done?

Well, I didn't really get much done. I was supposed to get some business done. but nothing really happened. All right. A family locks himself in a bedroom. Yeah, I just give up. All right. Moving on.

It's going into a hole, a black hole, and you can't find your way out of it sometimes. A family locks himself in a bedroom when they hear a burglar. So they hear like, oh my goodness. They locked himself in. They barricade it. Okay. And so they called the cops.

And it was an owl who had flown in the house that couldn't get out and was banging all around. Better safe than sorry. No. scientists worn fake eclipse glasses can literally cook your redness. Penn State ordered 7,500 pair of solar eclipse glasses, and they found out they're fake. Oh, man. This is the thing, it's like, how do we even know? You won't.

Who tested these? Well, there's a serial number on the ones that should work. Great, great. I think I got mine from NASA. That's okay. I can print a NASA logo on something, too. That's just my problem with that. Is that you really don't know?

There's a Bobby cast up. I hope you, listen, it's the show I'd do from my house. And I did a whole hour with John Mayer. Like, he did 20 minutes on the show. But John Mayer came by, and you can listen to that one, and that one was getting a lot of downloads. It was good. So I hope you're able to check that one out.

There's also one up with Karen Fairchild from Little Big Town, which is very interesting. Here's talking about boondocks. This was the first time we got the sound right and, like, got in the studio. and we didn't have anybody looking over our shoulder and we made the music we wanted to make and we were broke and like three broken relationships and a husband that passed away and it was a difficult time for the band. And she also talks about how Joe Don from Rascal Flats was also a little big towner. I think it was Joe Don first or Gary first. One of them sang with us first. They were not a band yet. We were not a band. Yeah, Joe Don played with us for a little while and then Jay, Gary.

and Jodon decided they should be a ban. So it almost was that. It's amazing. We wouldn't know the difference. But so a woman goes to cash in a lottery ticket. You see what, she won $3,000? That's awesome. What happened?

She went to cash in a $3,000 ticket. Okay. And ended up being $30,000. Oh. What? Well, she missed the zero. So she read it wrong? Or she didn't scratch it all the way.

She read it wrong. But she just didn't understand. I mean, she was like, I mean, I'd have been excited to win $3,000. Heck yeah. It's amazing. Oh man, that's quite the difference. Do you feel more creative when you're drunk, grab a buzz? Oh, yeah, for sure.

For sure. Oh, yeah. And funnier. Funnier. Yeah. Researchers say that mild alcohol intoxication can actually boost cognition and creatively through loosening up. Imagine how creative you would be.

You're creative like, no, I mean, I'm not. Stone cold, sober. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's how you are sober. Can you imagine? You'd be dangerous. What if Bob. me just became like the life of the party

because you know like at a party. What do you mean what if? I mean at a party. You're definitely not the life of the house of the party. At a party you permit it out. Oh yeah. I don't even go to parties. I'm the death of the party. I don't even go.

I don't go. I'm the death of the party. I'm the death of the party. Bye bye. Yeah, party over. I have a game for you, Amy. These are foods that are most often mispronounce. I'll hold the word up.

Okay. And you say it. Okay. And then I'll play the clip and we'll see how right you are. Because some of these. No idea. Okay. Ready? Mm-hmm.

What's this one? I've been to that factory. Chocolate, uh, Girideli. Girideli. She says Giradelli. Girardelli. Okay. Well, I mean, come on.

What is that? What is that? Who is that talking? Really. I mean, come on. Nobody says, hey, hand me a bar that. Giradelli chocolate. Is that Mario?

How would you say it? I say Giradelli. Girardelli But some people say Because they say like Giradelli or whatever I took a tour I give it to you

All right What is it Girodali? Chocolate Yeah And they have a In San Francisco They have a chocolate Factory

Name this one Go ahead Barilla Barilla Baria Baria What's Bereia Is it pasta?

Oh I know what it is It's a box of pasta Yeah Barria Baria Okay Okay LeCroy

La Croi Oh, La Croix. La Croix. La Croix. La Croix. DeFrey. La Croy. Nesley.

Nestle. What? No, it's Nesley. Nesley. Nesley. No, Nesley. It's Nesley. Nesley.

Yeah, right. Only not. That's Mrs. Nesley. Oh, Nesley or Nesley? Mrs. Nesley. Oh, got you. Oh, Chipotle. Chipotle.

Chipotle. Yes. Chipotle. I said Chipotle. No, don't back it off now. No, my first one, I said Chipotle. Yeah, you pronounce it with an A. Here, get out of here.

What? I didn't say with an A. It's my accent. Chipotle. I don't think there's alt in it. That's how I say it. Chapotle. Chipotle.

Chipotle. Okay, I don't say Chipotle. But that's how it's, quit arguing with the real answers. All right, here you go. But some people say like Chipotle. I don't even know what this one is. Go ahead. Oh, that's ice cream.

No, it's a beer company. Oh. Ho garden What is that? What is that? Hoardin? It looks like Hoagarden. Hoardin. The greatest planting of all times.

That's it, that's it. It's Hoagarden. Hoogoo. Oh, it's like German or something? Totally. Here you go. Oh, Kashi. Kashi.

Kashi. Kashi. I'll give you that one. Yeah, it is. A couple more of these. I see the commercials. Kashi. Oh, that's yogurt.

Faget. Faye. Faye. Faye. Easy Fuck, gay One more Rees

No What is hell wrong with you? It's not Come on We all know Rees Be real Rees

Rees It's Rees It's because I'm looking at it It's Rees Okay Yeah I say No I say

Rees pieces Rees Reeses It's not how to It's Rees Peas Reces

Rees Nobody says Rees How does you say it? Rees I say Reese's cop and Reese's Spisiesies He says

Reeses But let's not forget about Garaldi If he don't say it Exactly like that You're not right What is that What's Giradelli

Chocolate I like some chocolate I would like some Girardelli Bobby Bones Everybody Transmitting Across America

His show I got punching a face Yesterday Fighting Like Like legit Well, so... We were, like, punching at each other.

But I was wearing, for the first time, like, my fingers are messed up. Not messed up, but they had boo-boos on them? What? I'm a fighter, my fingers have boos. Okay. Never heard of such a thing. Usually I wear a boxing glove. Yeah.

But I was wearing those gloves that UFC fighters wear where your fingers come out of them? Oh, the little thin ones. Yes. And so I was using those, I was fighting. Then I was having a dodge. I popped right in the face. Oh, no. By a bare hand.

It's my fault. I went right into it. Do you bleed? I dropped like a... sagging potatoes. No. He didn't even hit me that hard. Like, in a fight, I got nothing.

Dude, I'm telling you, it was like, he was like, and I was like, boom. I hit the ground harder than he hit me. It stunned the ground out of me. What did he say? Sorry, sorry, sorry. I can just seem like, oh my gosh, I killed Bobby. I think he was surprised at how big a wuss I was. Yeah.

Because I'm in, I'm working hard, right? And I'm like, you know, left right, jab, jab, jab, jab, hook, jab, jab, jab, hoop, boom, down, down I went. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm really reconsidering this. life of fighting. Really?

I love... I'll be back. I'm training to get today. I need to get hit some more, though. I was doing one right now. I'll hit you. I'll fight you. No, no, no.

I don't want to fight. Oh, you've changed now. You used to be like, I'll take you. I still think I can beat you up. You can't. I beat you up so many times. Even on the golf course, five years ago, one punch

and like chasing each other. Like, I don't hit me, don't hit me. But you would run from me and I would tackle you. And then I would pound you. And my whole life, Amy, let me tell you. Wow. In my whole life, I got pounded.

My whole life, I finally found someone that I was tougher than Eddie. And he takes it out on me. His whole life, all out on me. I'd like put my knees on my own, like, hang, spin it. I'm out. Then I'd like it back up? You like that, Eddie? I hate it.

So is that the, like, on this show, what is the hierarchy of? We've already done this. Me, then Ray. The toughness we have? Oh, yeah. I will beat up Ray. Ray will beat up. Lunchbox.

Lunchbox. Lunchbox. Lunchbox will eat up Eddie. Yeah. They say I'm the last. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. If we had a tournament...

Even with me included? You beat up Eddie. So it would be me, then Ray, and then lunchbox, and then you, then Eddie. Man. You just let him pound you, dude? That makes me feel tough. I was back in the day, dude. We've been done that in a few months.

Yeah, yeah. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So there's a rumor going around that Katie Perry and Taylor Swift will finally end their feud at the VMAs. They will not in their feud, but they will perform together. Well, there's been some clues, like the fact that Taylor was briefly following Katie on Twitter this weekend. No, no, they're going to, I put that on Twitter last week. They're going to perform together. Okay.

But they will not end their fuse. So it's all day? It's great press for, no, it's just great press for both of them. It's amazing press for both of them. Everybody's talking about it. Oh. Are they going to fight on stuff? That'd be awesome.

They got to perform in a ring. No, I think they're going to do it, whatever, but I don't think they're going to be friends. Okay. From my sources. Okay. And you've got good sources? Man, my sources are doing a Katie Perry song. Dang.

Okay. Yeah, what else you got? Well, fancy wine doesn't taste nearly as good as you think it does. So some people think that just because you spend more, that it's going to taste better. But some scientists, they looked into it and they say, no, pricey does not necessarily mean tasty. But heads up, millennials, they're the ones falling for this trap. They're the ones that are like, if I spend a little more, it'll taste a little better. But, you know, it's not the case.

Yeah, but I feel that way about, like, refrigerators. stuff. Like, if I spend a little more, I'm going to, like, you get what you pay for generally in life. Like tires. I bought really bad tires because I was broke. You know how long those tires last? Not very long. Exactly. And then I bought nicer tires that I've become not broke. You know how long they last? Forever. They've never not. I'm on the same pair since I got not broke. I'm on the same pair of tires. All right, what else? Um, well, Taco Bell has debuted a naked egg taco with a fried eggshell. That's a lot of eggs going on. Egg taco and a fried. egg shell. I don't know if anybody's into that, but it's going to be available nationwide

on October 31st. So that does sound like your thing. Put it on your calendar. I'm going to say this. I love Taco Bell. I love Chick-fil-A. I love Chick-fil-A. I love good foods that's still reasonably priced. I love Chipotle. I went to a Moes. I love Moes. I went into a Moes in Benton, Arkansas. I've actually Instagramed this, and I was having a terrible day because I couldn't get home. My dog was in the hospital, had cancer, still don't know the results. Terrible cancer, bad cancer. My dog's my best friend, 14 years. I walked in, I'm standing in line. It's a long line. It's like 5 o'clock. I have my backpack on, tank tops, some shorts. I look like crap. Hadn't shaved. And somebody goes, hey, you, Bobby? I say, yeah, I am. Because I always appreciate

listeners regardless what kind of mood I'm in. I just try to separate the two because I appreciate so much that you guys listen to the show or even know what I look like. Because that means you've got to go secondary. You got to go radio to Twitter or Bybones.com. And it guys says, hey, I listen to the show all the time.

Are you good? I was like, yeah, I'm good. His wife says, hey, how's your dog? I hadn't even been on the radio and talked about it. She's just seen Instagram. And I was like, the dog's great. I appreciate you asking about my dog. I mean, he's not great, but he's not.

alive and at that point it would just be alive like that was great for me because they were like he might die in the operating room and I was like he's great because he's alive and then I go up and I got to pay for my meal and they already bought my meal and I was like I went up to my house I really appreciate that and I really

wasn't the mood to talk just feeling down to the dumps about it but I went up and just told how much I appreciated it and then I sat Nate and I got my car and drove and but I really appreciate it. I don't know their name and I did I asked I don't remember the day was the whole day It was a blur.

It meant a lot to me, so I appreciate that. I don't even know where that comes. Oh, you talking about the Taco Bell? I was talking about the Eggshell Taco Bell, and then it went to that, yeah. Yeah, anyway, I mean to say that, but it was a really great gesture, and I appreciate that. What else you got? It's good. I like it.

So here are some clues that your eclipse glasses are not safe, and this is a big one. You should not be able to see anything through the lenses except the sun itself or something just as bright. So if you're looking to test them out, you have to look at something that's uncomfortably bright. And if you're able to see through your glasses, then the glasses are no good. Okay. I will be wearing one of those helmets that you wear. Like a welder's helmet? When you weld.

Oh, the same thing, right? I read even those are not safe. Oh, they're not. Oh, I was making a joke. No, but the welder's helmet. You ever look through those? You can see anything. No, in the same article I got that from, they're like, and don't even think about being fine with the welder's helmet on.

That's not going to cut it. So Bobby was just making a joke. Okay. Anything else? Lastly, well, do we have the... I'm just tired. I'm going to tell you why. I'm going to tell you I'm tired.

Why are you tired? Because I've been sleeping until like noon every day, and it's amazing. And when you sleep until noon every day, then you get wake up at 3 in the morning, you just get tired. Yeah. So I just now hit the wall about 10 seconds ago. Is that what happened? Okay. And I was just like, you know what?

I want to share with the audience how tired I am. I think I felt you like hit the wall. Yeah, I saw it happen. Yeah, I was like... It wasn't pretty. It's like a robot way around that a battery. Like the energizing... Somebody don't wind Bobby up.

It's like... What if you did have this little, like, thing we could wind up on your back? I got to know that they just put out... Like, I have the official chart here. The chart for top country albums. Are you ready? One, two, three, four, five. At number five, Chris Stapleton Traveler.

That's a fine album. That's a fine album. That's a fine album. That's a fine album. At number four, Glenn Campbell, adios. Love it. Because Glenn Campbell passed away. Yes.

At number three, Brett Eldridge. And it's called Brett Eldridge, apparently. It is self-title. It's number three. It's his most personal album yet. I see a billboard on my way to work every day. Stop it with that. Yeah, it does.

Just know, to the listener of the show, when someone comes in and says that a record is their most personal record yet, I roll my eyes internally. Maybe not in front of your face. No, no. It depends on big there. are. And if we get along,

sometimes I'll call them on it too. Sometimes I don't care that much. Number two, Chris Stapleton from A Room, Volume 1, which has been crushing it for weeks and weeks and weeks. Yes, yes, I love it. I listen to the album 100 times, 100 times. My favorite song on that, Death Row is my favorite song on that.

Talked about that. And the number one album in country music, ladies and gentlemen, like a dart, if you'd about money on this, you would be a millionaire. Oh, big odds. Huge odds. She didn't even have a song in the top.

And she's not even charted. Radio station still won't play her. Who are you talking about? Lindsay L. Number one album. Number one album. Look at that. Yeah.

Suck it out of the radio stations. I'm going to wall. Yeah, no, I see it again. Everybody trying to hate on her and hate on women not play that record. You got a female one, two. Anyway, I'm proud of her. Yeah. We all are.

That's awesome. Yeah. celebrate? I don't ever see her. I saw her like January of 05. That was the last time. It's been a long time as I've seen it. But yeah, congratulations on the project being the number one album.

Now, if her record label or radio messes this up, that's, I quit. Oh, oh. They got, Lauren Atlanta's got a great song out. They can't screw that one up. Lindsay's got a, and Lindsay's got a number one record. Have we had a plan for if you quit? I don't care. Can we all join the podcast?

Yes, you come over to the Bobbycast. Who else have songs that I think are fantastic? That are females. Obviously, Carly and Marin, but they're already doing great. Yeah, Carly's. I'm trying to think of another. Aubrey Sellers? Yeah, it's not on it.

Aubrey Sellers is my favorite artist right now. Aubrey Sellers is my favorite artist. She has a song called Magazine. That whole album was fantastic. Anybody else I'm forgetting? Is that? Right now, that's like making a move? I don't know.

We need to make more. moves. Yeah, we need more moves. If they mess up Lauren Elena or Lindsay, I'm out. Probably for just like a day. Nah, hour. I'm out. That's fair enough. We've gone from quitting to a day to an hour. I protest for an hour. All right, there we go. Congratulations to America. The Bobby Boone. Bobby Moe Show. What a show. Hey, heads up. If you look at the sun, your eyes will burn. Just want to put that out there. Today. Yes. No, any day. Oh, yeah. Any day. Not just today.

Today, it's more like... I hope you have your glasses. Even if you do, be careful. It's not worth it. It's not worth a risk. Little looks. Just say no. Thanks to Brandon Ray, who came by and play total eclipse of the heart.

That song is going to be in my head all day long. It is so good. His song ends up the earth is so good. Hope for your eclipse day is awesome. Raging Idiots Tour was announced today. Go over to bobbybones.com. We have the whole list of our shows that we're going to do. You know, there's that.

You can even download our song, Namaste, which we played today. Amy's fascinated with the song. Don't know nothing about yoga at all. Probably got to hit the row, but namaste. Namaste. So clever. Be responsible. But you're making it impossible.

In the spandex pants looking off. Flexible and you're down. Namaste. You like that dog bark? Yeah. That's Walker Hayes putting the dog bark in there. He sent it to me without telling me. He goes, I put the dog bark in.

Is that okay? I was like, I think it's hilarious. Perfect. Yeah, anyway, we announced a tour. You can download that song. Anyway, just go have a good day. I don't care what you do. Have a good day.

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