The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Gives Update On Dusty's Health + Lunchbox Goes Squirrel Hunting In Phone Girl Hillary's Attic + Jason Aldean Stops In For Day Two To Talk About His New Music

Episode Date: January 26, 2018

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Visit Disneyland.com for details. Bobby Bones, everybody. We're transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bobby. Good morning, good morning. Welcome to Friday. Man, we have a pretty crazy show today. Jason Aldeen will be back in later this morning, so we'll talk to him.

But we have a brand new song from Jason Al Dean. If you haven't heard it yet, we're about to play this thing for you. I think it could possibly be my favorite Al Dean song ever. Wow. I know. And I haven't heard it that many times, but I just like to feel of it. Dirk's has a song out now, too, that I think might have a favorite Dirk song of all time. And Keith Urban has a song out, too, that might have a parallel line.

So I don't know if I'm just really into the music now. But I do like the song. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Let's watch this video online. In Rhode Island, first responders rescued a dog, and the dog walked out on his pond, and the pond broke. The dog fell in. And the water was moving pretty fast.

It was like a little river that went into a pond. And so the first guy walks out and he tries to grab the dog with, and he starts to lose his feet. So another guy sees him, walks out. and they human chain to go get this dog. Wow. Like eight of them are human chaining, grabbing each other's like wrists and then locking hands. And they scooped the dog up with the arm and then they pulled the human chain back in. Wow.

Yeah, it was crazy. And I saw it on Twitter and then I kind of researched and found the story. But then authorities called, firefighters got there and the whole thing worked. It's icy. It's cold, too. That's like no joke. The first person went in, absolutely risking his life to save the dog. Totally. I mean, you're talking all kinds of things that happened.

So I see. That's cool. I see you. That was I see you. Bobby Bones Show. I will give you the baby. You give me the country star. Oh, okay.

See how many as you can name. Memphis. Jason Aldine. Correct. Olive Pearl. That's the baby. Olive Pearl. Oh.

Oh, Pearl. Jake Owen. Correct. I have no idea her real name, her first name was Olive. Interesting. It's pearl, dude. Got it. It calls it, dude.

Tennessee. Who has a baby named Tennessee? Really? Tennessee Hawkins is the whole first and middle name. Oh, oh, Brad Paisley. No, I'm sorry. You're thinking a Huck. Oh.

You're thinking a Huck. Oh, is it Huck? I don't know it's Hawk. Okay. Tennessee Hawkins. Nothing? No. Eric Church.

I did know that. Of course. Cool name like that. you a couple kids from this artist. Audrey, Gracie, Maggie. Whose kids? Audrey, Gracie,

Maggie. Audrey, Gracie, Maggie. Three kids. Audrey, Gracie, Maggie. Elvis. No. Tim and Faze. That's how you talk to Willis.

Yeah, close. That's how you speak to a girl. By the way, Monday, Lunchbox's report is on Tim McGraw. People enjoy the Johnny Cash Report. They did. This one's even better. I got...

You already started. Personal notes from people that were to say they loved that segment. And they also learned from it themselves. Yeah. Maybe we'll learn that Tim's kids are... I already knew that. I didn't. Sorry.

How about this one? Yeah. Sunday Rose. Keith Urban. Thatty girl. I'm telling you... Let's do one more. Okay.

Whose baby is Isaiah Michael? Isaiah Michael Isaiah Give me a hint It's country artist I know that part I mean more Young

Young Maybe a year old Maybe my age A year older than me No no maybe a year old The baby's year old I wanted a hint for the Country artist

Her name runs with Rary Romerwood Oh Carrie Underwood Yeah Yeah She can hit Oh shit She can't hear

Let her And he goes Oh Carrie Underwood Yeah Duh. I think you did okay at baby names. I did not that great, yeah. Doesn't you even recognize you with your kids?

Yeah. You're the white mom with the two black children. Are they like, oh, you're Amy? Yeah, it's pretty hard to end their accents. They're like, hmm. Sometimes they even say, okay, are, are you, you know, they put the pieces together with the accent and the, yeah, we look different.

How's the English coming? Good. Better? I mean, are you, since they're immersed in it now, do you feel it coming on, seven and ten years old, catching it? Yes. Yes, you heard in the video, even my son saying, what up, Bobby?

Like, right away. And then my daughter now, I think she's starting to like more of the English to where she'll tell me more of what my son is saying. Like, last night he was being a little feisty and saying something in Creel that I knew was, and I used to ask her, what is he saying? And she would kind of hold back. And now she loves to tell me in English what he's saying.

Riding him out? Yeah. I'm like, yes, that's my girl. Let's get this positivity on right now. Tell me something good, time. So this woman named Debbie Mathis, she said, hey, what's going on? Mom, and her mom's older. She said, I want the publisher Clarkeyehouse for $100,000.

She's like, Mom, how do you know? She goes, well, they told me if I sent them $500 that I would get the $100,000 of the processing fee. That's awesome. No, no, no. That's true, though, right? You never have to pay money, right? not legit. So what she did because her mom was elderly and was scammed, she reached

out to the post office for help. And because they had sent it overnight with the tracking number, they went and found the piece of mail before it got there. Oh, thank goodness. And saved it and saved her 500 bucks. That's pretty amazing because that's going above and beyond. They went and found the literal envelope that it was in. Isn't that crazy? Yeah.

So that's my tell me something good. Shout out to the USPS. That's the post service. Yeah. So winter in Cincinnati, Ohio can be pretty brutal. So thanks to some good Samaritan, they're making it easier for people in need to stay warm throughout the city. And they're making these little Kind Flash packages. That's the hashtag, Kind Flash.

So it's a baggy with a red bow on it, and they're dropped all throughout the city. And it's in a waterproof bag in case of snow and whatever. And inside, it's like warm fleeces, socks, scarves, hats. And people are just seeing the hashtag online and then figure out how they can do it, and they drop bags everywhere. And if you see a bag, you know you can take it and whatever's in there to keep you warm. It's yours. I have a feeling lunchbox to just take the bags

Well, whatever. I mean, there's going to be a few rotten eggs. Okay, okay, okay. Lunchbikes. There's a reporter for ESPN. He was in San Antonio to cover the Spurs game, and he's driving to the stadium when he sees a dog running around on the streets. So it's like, oh, no, so for 20 minutes, he chases the dog

and gets the dog and's like, man, I don't know what to do, so he tweets out, hey, San Antonio, what do I do with this dog? Takes it to a shelter, is microchipped, reunited with the owner, and then he headed to the Spurs game. was the owner Manor Genoblee?

No, not Manu Genni or Tony Parker or email like that. Just a normal citizen. Yeah, yeah, a citizen. Good, yes. Oh, I'm glad the dog found his home. That's good. Good for that dude to stick with the dog

and find him. Yeah, that's pretty cool. You know, in his rental car? What up? That is pretty cool. There you go. That's what's happening. That's tell me something good.

This is a Bobby Bones show. There's a new scam targeting men around the country and they do this in rich neighborhoods. What happens is The bad guy sends the letters claiming to know that the guys are cheating on their wives. And he says, if you get this letter, you need to pay me in Bitcoin. I'm going to let everybody know.

Oh, my goodness. So he's just playing the numbers game. I'm assuming it's a dude because this is a dude thing. I like the numbers game. Like, there's got to be one out there. And that's why they go to rich neighborhoods, too. And maybe? Because people with options usually take them.

And they actually know what Bitcoin is? Yeah, I guess. It is crazy. Or you learn real quick online. Are you not traceable or what? Right. And it's international. Genius.

Great move. So he says, It is just your bad luck that I stumbled across your misadventures. Even if you decide to come claim with your wife about your cheating, it won't protect her from the humiliation she will feel when her friends and family find out these sort of details from me. Dang. If you want me to destroy the evidence and leave you alone forever, then send $2,000 in Bitcoin. Oh, man.

What is that equate to do? No, it's $2,000. Oh, okay. Like one Bitcoin right now is about $11,000. So you're still spending $2,000 no matter what. It's just in Bitcoin. Got it. So, and people are sending the money.

And the FBI says if you get the letter, don't pay the ransom. This sounds like something lunchbox would do. No, it's too high, high level. Okay, but not big. What are you saying? This would be like, send pizza coupons. I'm saying you would never come up with the scheme that. No, I wouldn't scam people like.

that. I'm not rude like that. Anyway, I saw that and thought it was interesting. Genius. It's the same thing whenever they send all these emails and go, hey, I'm the king of Utopia and I need to shift over a bank account. Some people reply those emails and go, you can use my bank account. They found one guy in Louisiana who was doing it. And he was like...

And he was working with, I think, like Uganda or something. Some of the people in Uganda, yeah, they busted in the States because he was helping. Crazy, man. What? That's why I don't even look at emails ever. I'm out. I'm out. The Bobby Bones Show

Big Three Stories It's producer Raymond The person who sent that false Hawaii missile alert Is not cooperating with the investigation officials announced They're trying to learn more so that mistake never happens again in the future In other news in Michigan a suspect is in custody After attempting to rob a bank and holding hostages Luckily none of the hostages were harmed

And finally in weather news this weekend 50s and 60s For most of the country but starting Saturday, tons of rain from Texas all the way to New York. News stories. The Bobby Bones Show. Bobby Bones Show. Boney up the day. This story comes us from Madison, Wisconsin.

A man went out with friends, did some drinking, and then he goes up in the parking garage, and his friend won't let him drive home. So he's like, man, I'm mad. He tries to punch his own car window, misses, and falls over the edge 13 feet. Oh, so he swung. so hard, his momentum took him over the side of the parking garage. Wow. And he suffered injuries.

He's in the hospital. I bet you the fact that he was so drunk helped him not get seriously hurt because he didn't tighten up. Oh, you're right. Yeah. Because it sounds like he would be seriously injured because I would be like, tight. But he was probably like, where I go. Like a pillow. Yeah.

They're like, you know, people say if you get into a wreck, what hurts you is when you tighten up so bad. But he didn't die. He didn't die. Thank goodness he was drunk Yeah I'm lunchbox That's your bonehead story of the day The Bobby Boneship

Jason Aldine back in 30 minutes He's got this new song Called You Make It Easy Maybe my favorite All Dean song It's good Maybe my favorite

Allden song Too soon for me to Say I have my favorite Dirk's song out right now Keith Urban's got Parallel line My favorite Keith Urban song

Al Dean's These are already Your hands down Your favorite song I think so, and I'm not someone who jumps on brand new stuff. I know, you're not. It's so bizarre. I know.

Yeah, that's good. He'll be back again, though. Oh, come on. 30 minutes. We'll play it again if you ever heard it. Best moment of the week, Amy go to you. My kid's starting school. Yeah?

And that ties into me being able to come back to work. But school is just school wins because it's so good for them. They're thriving. Yeah, last night I was talking to Amy's kids on FaceTime. And I was like, hey, you get school? Yeah. They're pumped to say they like school. They like school.

That's good. Their teachers are amazing. I mean, I can't say enough about how great they are. And I just feel really good about it. Feel great about the direction we're headed. Lunchbox favorite moment of the week. Oh, Amy coming back because the show is just so much better. Everyone's so excited to have her.

He sounds sarcastic. You think? Yeah, he probably is. You don't have a real one? Guys, I'm excited Amy's back. It's less work for me. Okay. Well, there's the reason.

No. And it's just more positive in here. Mine would be Monday night. We had our Raging Idiots Million Dollar Show. It's our band The Raging Idiots. And I'm just going to solo down to a couple of spots. My teenager got to come out, and I got to play Good with Better Than Ezra. This album came out in 1995.

I was straight teenager. I listened to Deluxe from Better Than Ezra over and over again. And so we got to play this. And then, as Darius was on stage, I made him play Hold My Hand, because I was a hooty fanatic. And now I'm a Darius friend, but I was a hooty fanatic. So I was like, play hole in my hand.

And I set my microphone right up beside him and let them have it. I nailed it too, man. It was awesome. And then also Amy coming back. Yeah, good. Bobby Bones is on. If you call into the show, you may talk to our phone screener, Hillary,

who I saw our tweet last night. There was some animal in your attic. Yeah, it's in my attic right above my room. And you hear it just, butch-b-joo-b-b-joo-b-b-joo. Yeah, like scratching around up there. Every night? I just started hearing it yesterday. And so I said, what if we sent lunchbox over to catch the animal?

Oh, yeah. Great idea. First of all, how fun would that be on the radio? So fun. Great. Secondly, he could bring a bag, we can set her free. Yeah. The guy loves animals.

Or we can Uber it. We can Uber it somewhere. Yes, Uber it. So what do you think it is? It sounds like a squirrel to me, like the size of a squirrel, and then the size of a squirrel, and then they scratch around. So I think that's what it is, but I have no idea. Do you feel like it's trapped?

Maybe. I don't know how it would have gotten in there anyways. I mean, it's a two-story home, so that would be the third level. Can a human get up to the top? Yes. We have a ladder. Are your roommates there right now? No, she just left to go to L.A. this morning for a month and half, so I'm by myself.

Boom. Lunchbox. Yeah. Sometimes you got to call a man to do a man's job. Yeah. Yeah, and I'm the man that does everything. But can you catch a squirrel, because I don't know if you're that quick. I can catch a squirrel.

I catch a baby. I catch everything. I catch tuberculosis. I catch it all. You do. That's true. You did bring tuberculosis into the studio. Hillary, would you like lunchbox to go and try to catch a squirrel?

If you can. Because I can't do it. I'm not going up there. If you can. Yeah, I just need a couple little items and we should be good to go. What items do you need? I probably need a broom to poke at it. Get the guy broom.

I have a broom. And a net, because it just runs it into my net and I just scoop it up. Like a fishing net. We'll get you both those. Yeah. Okay. So why don't, Hillary, why don't you take lunchbox to your house? Right now?

Yeah. Okay. And then we'll catch with ketchup on lunchbox if we catch a squirrel. By the way, there's a bounty on the squirrel's head. How much? $200, I've been told. What? Yeah.

Dead or alive? Dead or alive. Game. I've heard. Yes. Dead or alive. Man, give me some money. But you have to come back with it, dead or alive.

That's fine. I'll bring it back in Hillary's car. I'm not worried about that. All right. You too. Be gone? Okay. We'll check you back. How far do you live from the station? I live like 15, 20 minutes away. That's okay. Al Dean's coming up for 20 minutes.

After Al Dean, we'll check in with you guys. Stop by Walmart and get a net. You need some money for a net lunchmark? Yeah, I need money. I don't want to be paying for the stuff on my own. And no impostors, you have to bring back the squirrel that is big. Hey, I'll buy the squirrel. Does anybody have me money? I have $4. Oh, you gave me on your right.

I gave Amy all my money. Got nothing. Just receipts. Anybody have any cash? Mike D, have any cash? Hold on. I might have. I have a card.

Okay, well, put it on the card and I'll reimburse you. Okay. Plus interest. Well, lunchbox should put it on his card. No, no, no, because he'll charge all kinds of stuff. I don't trust him with any sort of money. Okay, but you can trust me. Okay, lunchbox is going to get a net.

Do you live by a store? Oh, you guys can do all this outside of the room. Well, I'm just making sure I'm negotiating the terms here. There are no terms. And it's her car because I'm not wasting my gas. Okay, look, there's some money right there, 20 bucks. All right, go get a net. $20 to buy a quality net.

It will buy a quality net. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, okay, good. See you guys later. Lunchbox is going to go to Hillary's house. After Al Dean, we're going to check in with him in the attic and see if he can catch a squirrel. Thank you.

Oh, I need a flashlight. Oh. She probably has one. I have a flashlight. Yeah, we're good. Well, I'm just making sure. Your cell phone has one. Well, I'm going to be talking to you.

I can't be used. What are the odds you're going to catch a squirrel in your mind? 98%. Oh, my gosh. What would be the 2%? He got out in the middle of the night. He came in looking for food and he got back out the hole. What if he fell in the hall and you can't get back up it?

Like sticking your head between banisters, you can always go in, but it's hard to get out. That would be tough. That would be tough. So the only reason he's not going to catch it is if the swirl's gone. Right, not there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's nothing to do with anything else. Yeah, because I'm going to have a net and a broom and I'm going to...

Is there a lot of stuff in your attic, Hillary? No, we don't have anything up there. Yes. Wow. It's just you and a squirrel, Mono A squirrel-o. Hey, I'm not scared. And the installation may be kind of itchy, but that's okay. Okay, good.

The man doesn't make excuses. That's right. He doesn't. All right. We'll see you guys in a little bit. Lunchbox is out. Jason and Dene's coming in, and then we'll check in with you. Bye guys.

Bye, lunchbox and Hillary. Going to catch a squirrel in the attic. There's no chance. Zero chance. No chance. No chance. No chance. Even if the square, he's face-to-face, he won't catch it.

No way. If he's face-to-face, he won't run. He's like, I just need a net and a broom. I just need one bare hand and my heart of a lion. And a shotgun. And another guy in there to actually catch it. as I run away. The Bobby Bones.

Bobby Monship. Our phone screener Hillary said, there's an animal in my attic. And I'm scared because it just got the whole time. So Lunchbox says he can get the animal out. They're on the road right now

over to Hillary's. Hey, where are you? Oh, we are driving. We are westbound, eastbound, one of those down. We're headed north California. Okay. So you're not really going to California, but okay. But you're going to the store to get a net and a flashlight. Any kind of spray or anything?

No, she has mace on her keychain, so if I need to mace it, I can mace it with her keychain and we'll be good to go. Okay? In case it attacks. Right. Yeah. You come in peace. Right. And there is a bounty on the squirrel's head of $200 if you bring the squirrel back. That's going to be the tough part. I don't know how we're going to put in the car because I mean, I'm about to put my hand over the net and it may bite me. And you always start. me that a squirrel has enough jaw power to rip my hand off. That's true. It does. You always telling that? No, but he just says stuff and I just go along with it. So, okay, well, you're on the way.

Jason Aldeen's in in eight minutes, so in about 20, do you think you'll be ready? I mean, I hope so. I don't know. She said she lives way outside of town on the, you know, the forest, so. Well, the forest. He just says words. Yes. He's about to say boondocks. Okay. So don't go up there until we come to you, okay? Well, of course not. I want you to hear it live on the radio when I catch it. She's going to have to go up there with me because I'm going to have my hands full and she's got to hold the phone.

That's fair. Maybe use her as a body shield. Oh, I'll send her up first, yes. Yeah, Canary. See what happens. Okay, well, check in with you in a little bit, all right? All right. On the case.

He's on the case. I mean, and the thing is we're thinking it's a squirrel. It can be a possum. John and Tulsa. John is actually pest control. Hey, John. Yes, sir. What do you think this is?

It's probably a possum or a rat or it could possibly be a rat. There's no way that it's a squirrel. Oh, this just got gross. I hope lunchbox isn't listening. No, I hope he is. It's a new level. Whatever animal he brings back, there's a bounty on it. John, how do you feel about that?

If it's a possum, what would your tip be to him? He needs to cause someone that knows how to do it. No, that's not a good tip. I'm turning you down. No, if he had to get it out, John, come on. Give him some advice. It's up to him. He's got a net and some mace.

He needs a cage. He's not going to catch it with it. No, stop saying he's not going. No, no, no, no. With what he has, John, what's the tip? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Advice. Yeah, for what he had, what is he supposed to do?

He's got to put the net in the corner. It's going to run towards the corner. Perfect. But, yeah, he has no chance. No, no, yeah. That's a good tip, though. What about cheese? Oh, good point.

Well, cheese work, John. Fine, no. Okay, okay, okay. What about making the noise of the animal? Let's say he researches it on YouTube. Yeah. No. Oh, no.

Is there like a mating call? Oh, yeah. You know, like, yeah, like where he can be attractive. If he needs something to attract it, he's going to need sardines. Sardines. Okay. Hey, Raymond, call lunchbox and tell him to pick out some sardines. Okay.

Yeah. Now we're talking, John. John, you have made our morning that much better. I appreciate you. Yeah, but he's got a better chance to win a lottery without a ticket than catching that critter. Oh, my goodness. We don't like your negativity. That's right, John.

We don't like it. All right, thanks, buddy. He thinks he can do it. Yeah. I mean, all he needs is a can of sardines. And a net in the corner. How great would it be if it was a possum? Oh, that would be so cool.

Yeah, or a big old rat. Or, oh, tell me more. A wolverine? A porcupine? That's what I was going to say. And all of a sudden, he's got all these... Quills and his old. Oh, no.

He has no idea what it is. I love this. He's not going into the adventurous woods. The wilderness. That was great. Aldine, about ready, Ray? Yeah. Okay, Jason, Aldean, the next five minutes.

Over to Amy with the skinny. Bobby Bonshire. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. So Reba McIntyre has been cast as the first female Colonel Sanders. She stars in a commercial to promote their new Smoky Mountain Barbecue flavor, and she's singing. And she looks legit like a female Colonel Sanders.

It's awesome. Yeah, I have a clip here of this. Ready? Yeah. It is. That's awesome, pretty impressive. And then it's Friday, so we get some movies out. The final movie to the trilogy, Maze Runner, is out.

It's called The Death Cure, 44% Positive. And then Christian Bale has a western film called Hostiles, 71% Positive. Oh, that's pretty good. I wish it were Batman goes west. Ooh. Yeah. I got to see that. We can pretend.

Batman has a little mustache. Batman, the American Tale. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds skinny. On the Bobby Bones show now. Jason L. Dean. Big day today. We already played a bit.

A brand new song from Jason Al Dean called You Make It Easy. Look, hey, here he is. He's back. He's back. Oh, stop it. Let me have a little taste of this song again. Jason Al Dean, you make it easy. That's sexy right there.

Me singing it or are you hearing you? Me. I was like about me. Yeah. You're my sunshine in the darkest days. It's like a wedding song. It's like the wedding song for 2000. 2018.

Come on. That's a jam. Thanks, man. I'm excited, man. It's kind of a different sort of direction for me a little bit. But you do that every record. Yeah, I mean, this is, you know, this song is a little different in the sense that it's a little bluesier, I think, than some of the stuff we put out before. But just a super cool song, man.

And I was really excited when I heard this the first time. And the way it came about was every time we go in to cut a record, I call up, you know, the guys from Florida. Georgia line because they just write songs all the time. They don't even really necessarily write for their record. They just write songs and, you know, and we've had success with them in the past, with burning it down was one they wrote for us and lights come on and some album cut stuff that we've done. We had a song called Black Tears on a record one time. And so, you know, I just kind of always hit those guys up and see if they got anything that may work for us. And so Tyler came over to the house one day and we were just riding around listing the songs.

and he goes, yeah, and here's this thing. We just wrote this Friday. It was almost like, man, this other thing over here. And he played it. And I just flipped out. And I was like, man, what are you guys going to cut this?

And he's like, I don't know. We're not going in the studio for a while. And I was like, well, I'm going in in like two weeks. And if you guys aren't going to cut it, I want it. And he was like, well, take it and cut it, man. And so we did. And, you know, those guys are just, you know, it's cool that they do that, you know,

that they write. not only for themselves, but it's like if they write something they think works for somebody else, like they're not afraid to sort of let you have it, you know? And like I said, we've had some good luck with those guys over the years. Listen to this. Do you want to dance? With you? Yeah.

I don't know. All right, right, right. Man, come off. Been playing that one all morning. Now, let's talk about the record now. Because I asked you yesterday if the tour was the record and you said no, but you didn't tell me anything else. Yeah, no, the record is coming out. Can we say that?

Can we say when the record's coming out and all that? So the record's coming out. I got people over here nodding. They're looking at me too. They're eyeballing me too. You know how it goes. You get in trouble if you, like, spill the beans too early. No, the album comes out.

I think April 13th is what we're looking at. And it's going to be called Rearview Town. And, you know, we just actually just finished it last week. I think I just went in and cut, finish cutting everything on it. So it should be ready to go and, you know, shrink-wrapped and whatever they do with it here in the next couple weeks. But I'm excited, man, it's cool. I think the one thing I'll say about this record is I think in albums over the years, you know, you can kind of hear certain influences of mine on different records, whether it be, you know, rock influence, you know, a lot on a certain record or maybe hip-hop on one of the records.

R&B or whatever. And I think this is an album. We took a lot of those influences and sort of just put them all on one record. And, you know, we brought in some different guys this time around to mix the album, which I feel like kind of really changed the whole sound of the record and made it sound not really like anything else we had done. So, you know, I'm excited, man. Obviously, as an artist, you don't want to feel like you're going out and cutting the same type of record every time out. But you also want to, you know, stay true to what it is that sort of got you to the dance.

too. So I think there's a fine line there of sort of, you know, moving in a different direction, but also keeping your fan base and all that stuff. And I feel like we did a pretty good job of that on this record. April 13th, Rearview Town, got a new single called You Make It Easy. This is some accolades here. 15 million albums. Man, 19 number one songs. Man, 1300 acres of land. Man. I actually sold that. you did? Yeah, and I heard...

We tried to buy it. Oh, that's what I tried to buy it. You texted me during the show when lunchbox was trying to buy your property. I said, that was pretty funny. That's right. I was listening. That was good. How do you feel...

And I talked to my real estate guy, too, and about it. He was like, yeah, it took me a while to figure out it goes. By the end, I realized that somebody was messing with me. I thought, yeah, they were. How does it feel that these... Forbes, for example, they, like, put your... How much they think you made? Is that weird to you?

Because they don't really know. It's weird. And that's the thing. It's like, I think when people see that number, it's like, you know, wow, but it's also, like, not always accurate. It's never accurate. No. And I have a lot of friends. And they also, they also like to put numbers in there before, you know, before taxes and before you pay, like, everybody that you have to pay, you know.

So it's like, they put a gross number in there a lot of times. It's, like, very skewed from, like, what you actually made. But that's how you know you're making it, though. Yeah, I guess. Hey, I mean, I'll take it if I'm on the list. It's cool. 4.1. Let me subscribe to the magazine, and you're in it. Hey, I had to get somebody to tell me what they were.

I didn't know. I didn't have a clue. What's your pop socket on your phone? It looks pretty busy over there. Yeah, that's just a Braves logo. Oh, it is an old Atlanta Braves, yeah. It's like even before Del Murphy, like early Del Murphy days, Bray. So, I don't even know.

I guess I put it on there just because it matched. It was red. What's the back of your phone case? That's just a night train ranch. That's my house, my farm where I live and just a little logo that I did up for that. Do you have a logo on a gate? Not on my gate, no. Big facet yours then?

Oh, yeah. It's Jason's mouth. You drive through Jason's mouth? Hello. Jason lives here. No, but I do look at, like, other people's gates. Like, I was watching a thing on Elvis the other night and, like, saw his gate at Graceland. I'm like, man, that's way cooler than my gate.

I need to step it up. I'm really happy for you. Thank you, ma'am. I really enjoy the song. I'm glad there's a new record coming out. Jason's also nominated for Country Artist of the Year of the 2018 IHart Radio Award. So congratulations on that. Thank you, man. Thank you.

We're excited. Listen, you know what I think. I think it's crazy to me that some awards, you win the biggest award, and some awards, hey, where's Jason? And there's a whole thing. You don't have to say a single word. And I go, huh, let me raise an eyebrow to that. But I do it when you're not here so it doesn't make you uncomfortable. But just no.

I'm raising eyebrows when you're not around. Well, thank you. I appreciate it. You don't need me, though. But good luck, my friend. We'll see you when the record comes out. Congrats on the single, and we'll talk to you soon. Thanks, man. Thanks for having me.

Jason Aldine, everybody, for day number two. Good to have our friend Al Dean in. He's got that new song, You Make It Easy. If you missed it, it'll be up later today on the podcast. Just search Bobby Bone Show on iTunes or Iheart Radio. That being said, we have to go check in. Because earlier this morning, our phone screener, Hillary, said, there's an animal in my attic.

And I said, oh, no problem. We'll just send lunchbox. I'll get it. All I needs a net. I'm a man. I'm a man. So he's got a net and you have mace, right? Yeah, I got mace and, oh, I updated.

I got some bait. I went to the fishing section of Walmart and I got some worms. Okay. It's not a fish. Why did you get sardines? Well, I didn't know what this. Because it was right by the net and I figure if I throw it out there, maybe the critter will come towards the food.

He's going fishing. I got a rod in real. The canned tuna. I bought a Zebco and a big hook. And a rod. Okay, so lunchbox is about to go to Hillary's attic and try to catch this animal. Have you heard any noises, Lunchbox, while you're there? No, I haven't.

He is telling me the policy of the houses you have to take off your shoes. I'm like, I'm not taking off my shoes to go in your attic, so I'm breaking the rules. That's true. I will keep my shoes on, especially. especially if you're fighting a possum. I have a call here I want to take real quick. This is Susan and Winston Salem. Hey, Susan.

Hello. Good morning. What would you like to say? I was wondering what time Hillary was hearing her noise at. I can ask her. Like it dusk. Well, I think it was last night at about 7.30 p.m. Okay.

So what are you thinking about this? I've had two houses now that have had bats roosting in the attic. Oh, my gosh. Good point. And they come back in at about. 5.30 in the morning, it would wake us up every time because you hear all the scratching around

as they're finding their place to perch or hang upside down or whatever. And they make a lot of noise and they go out at dusk. They come back in early just before daylight. It's about 5.30. So they could have been leaving. But it could be bad. That's cool.

Hey, I appreciate you. I'm going to go, hey, Lunchbox, there's a chance. You could be a superhero after this. It'd be a Batman. No, I'm going to be. be a superhero, guys. I mean, listen, everybody's going to be like, man, this dude's amazing. He used worms, and

they're not even real worms. They're just fake worms. And they're pumpkin-flavored. Pumpkin-flavored worms? All we said was get some sardines. Here it says, six-inch lizard pumpkin shartrewees. Are you like gummy worms that are like candy? They're

Zoom bait company. rubber lures. Yeah, bass level. It's not even... It's not going to smell. No. Okay, hey, so let's climb up to the attic. Are you ready? Yeah. I start filming, girl. No, oh yeah, I got to open the attic. Well, give me the headlamp. Do I need to give you three minutes lunchbox and play a song or are you ready now? Oh no, I'm right here about to pull the cord. Okay, he's going to pull the cord and crawl up into Hillary's attic and catch the animal. We've collected money. There's a $200 bounty if he brings the animal back. Although we haven't really

collected it because nobody thinks he's gonna get it. No, no chance. We just made the number up, frankly. We can even take it up a thousand. Oh wow, that's a big attic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot of places it can hide. Okay, so... Hello, animal! Are you up there? I'm pulling the ladder down. Okay, he's pulling the ladder down. You're going to Hillary. Oh wow, what in the world? Does it smell? No, it doesn't smell. Is it a coyote? Oh, I didn't push the ladder down far enough, huh? It was getting caught up. All right, here we go. All right, lunch, box. is climbing into the attic with a net, some pumpkin lures, rubber. Ow! It's a mace.

Ow! That hurt. Oh, that hurt. He already hurt himself? He's probably out. Yeah, I nailed myself with the ladder. Why is there so much problem with the ladder? He's not even up there.

We put on the ladder for 10 minutes. I am trying to hold a net, a phone, and a ladder. I'm trying to do all this stuff with two hands, and I'm trying to do four things, and it's hard. I got it now. Here we go. All right. Climb in into the attic to catch whatever animal's up there. Go ahead.

I got the lures open. I got the net. Here we go. All right, animal. I don't even know if I need a flashlight. They got a lot of light up here. There you go. Well, it kind of speak.

Probably poop from the animal. Oh, for sure. Yeah. What do you see? What's up there? Oh, there's a lot of duck work. I'll see the duck work. It looks very good.

And they got like white insulation. Okay. Okay. Let me see here. Oh, yeah. What's happening? What's that? Oh, I'm walking around.

Ah, the net doesn't really fit very well up here. All right, here we go. Nets a little too big? Yeah, net is a little too big. Yeah. So it's going to be hard to move if you do see an animal. Yeah, yeah. Well, I'm not going to need to move.

The animals need to move because I'm coming after it. Yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Oh, I got up here they have. the box they have the box for the TV yeah man well look I'm looking it looks like it's snowed up here yeah insulation is like snow yeah I mean I'm checking every little crevice any asbestos I don't know what that means but uh you don't want and there are no footprints there's no invention so I don't know what she's hearing there is nothing up here okay

well it's hiding like I mean I've looked I mean this attic is not very big, I can see every spot. Hey, animal, get out here. Do a mating call. Yeah. Thrust your hips why you do it. What? I'm picturing too much much

Love Box's personal life right now. Okay, I'm going to play this song. Keep looking. We're going to check back with you in three minutes. I want to see if you found anything, okay? Okay. Keep the tape rolling just in case. Go ahead. It'll start what?

I said, I'm going to start kicking the insulation. Okay. Yeah, yeah, move things around. Okay, don't fall through the attic. I'm going to start knocking boards over. Knock boards over. We'll check back with you in a minute. Lunchbox is up in the attic at Hillary's house,

trying to find whatever animal that is with a fishing net. He bought some bass lures. Yeah, plastic baths. Yeah, lunchbox, how is it going up there? Animal, where are you at? Animal, he's still looking. No luck. Hello?

No luck. Man, no luck. I thought it was made when I can go see you guys. Allie Oxy Oxy Oxy. I tried all that. None of that work. You tried the mating call. None of that works.

Yeah. Marco Polo. What about the lures? The lures, I threw a couple out. No movement. So, I mean, I bet you, if she comes back here later day, the lures will be gone. They'll be eaten. Okay.

Hold on a second. I have Brent. We lost Brent, I think. Well, Brent has a good point. Okay. Hey, Brent in Nashville. Go ahead. Hey, lunchbox.

If it is an animal, they like to burrow in the insulation. So you've got to look for holes. like, because they'll dig down in for a place to live. That's interesting. Hey, lunchbox, did you hear what Brent said? Yeah, yeah. I've already known that about the insulation, but the insulation looks like it hadn't been touched.

Like, I don't see a footprint anywhere. Brent? Like, I'm... You got to go deeper. It's there. You just got to find. Go all the way to the back. You've got to find...

Also, look on the outside of the house. If there's opening, see if there's any opening. See if there's any opening. on the exterior of the house or... Yeah, go to the neighbor's house, too. Ask the neighbors. I don't have a ladder in everything to get to the top of the house. All I can see is the front door.

I don't know if there's openings and look, I am up here. I am doing my inspector work. I am doing a heck of a job, too, but there is... Lunchbox. Oh, I thought you got, you little punk. Oh, I thought he got something. He scared me. Okay, hey, Brent, thank you for the call, buddy.

All right, thank you guys. All right, see you later, man. Remind him that it's $200 and he'll work a little hard out. I feel like he's working very hard. We lost him. Lunchbox? Oh, wait. So all we heard was come here, punk, and then we lost him? Uh-oh. Oh. I think he may have lost. I think the possum got him. Is you? You think he's all right? Yeah, probably. I think he probably dropped the phone. He probably saw an aunt.

The Bobby Ball Show. I'd like to apologize because with Amy being gone for a while, we got out of the habit of doing the morning corning at the right time. And Jason Aldina was here, too, but we'll do it now. I know we're late, but... The Morning Corny! What kind of coffee to cops drink? What kind of coffee

the cops drink? Cappuccino. Right? Yeah. That was the morning corny. People can tell that one if they get pulled over. Like, break the ice. You know, like, loosen the tension.

Officer, hold on a second. Before you about the ticket, Let me hit with a little levity here. The Bobby Bones show. Lunchbox is back on the phone. I don't think he caught the animal. Results in? Results are in. And I mean, I don't know.

The animal was either never there. He had gone out for breakfast or he was hiding. Like, I don't know. Maybe he was at the Waffle House. I have no idea, but I could not find anything. Maybe Hillary, the phone screener, was begging for a some attention. So she made up some animal to get me to her house.

I don't know. Oh. Interesting. That's what you think it was. That would be seduction. I'm just saying her roommate's gone. The house is empty. Get me up in the attic.

She made you take your shoes off. That was step one. He didn't fall for it. He's a married man. I told you. I have a wife. Oh, my gosh. Okay.

Are you on the way back to the studio? Yeah. We're on the way back. And she was like, you want something to drink? I was like, no, we need to get in the car. We've got to go. Okay. Okay.

Thank you. All right. We'll see you in a minute, buddy. Oh, God. Do I still get money? No. What are you talking about? How far out are you from the studio?

Oh, we are 28 minutes, but we are sitting in bumper to bumper traffic. Like, I don't think the guy next to us is listening to the show because he's not laughing. Oh, is he rolling his eyes? Because that could also be him. Oh, that could be it. You should roll down the window and see. who's listening to the show. Get out of the car.

It's bumper to bumper. Get out of the car. See who's listening to our show. No, we're all. Hold on here. Lane next to us is moving. Oh, you don't want to do that then. Here we go.

Lunchbox is. I don't know. Hold on. Hold on. Don't cause a wreck. I'm going to ask me if they're listening in the Bobby Bone Show. Hold on.

Hey, roll down your window. Roll down your window. I would never do that. Oh, gosh. Oh, you guys listen to the Bobby Bone Show. 97.9. Turn it on. That's me.

I'm talking to you. I promise. No, they're not listening. Excuse me. So are you listening to the Bobby Bones show? Oh, you should. I'm talking to you right now on the radio. Come on.

We're over to. Yeah, what are they? You have to ask what they're listening to. Okay, here, here. We're starting to move again. Hold on. Oh, no, I'm not doing this all morning. Here, here, here.

Watch it. Oh, you listening to the Bophebone show? Watch this. Yeah, what's your name? Judy is beautiful. You're going to hear me say that in a minute. Judy's beautiful. The animals in the back.

She has to be She's beautiful. Hey, lunchbox. Judy was driving a white car, a white SUV, and she is a Sequoia. Judy, call us. We'll get you something cool. Yes, yeah, Judy call us.

That's funny. She's like, where's the animal? Okay, lunchbox, we'll see you in a minute. All right, bye. Bye. Lunchbox is stuck in traffic, and he starts yelling at people under the cars. Are you listening to the show?

and Judy was listening to the show on a white sequoia and Judy's on the phone. Hi Judy. Hey, Bobby. So, you see lunchbox just pull out beside you? Well, actually, I was in the middle lane on the interstate and I watched this car get flagged down by this guy in the passing lane. I thought, what is he doing? That looks like lunchbox to me. And so it was.

And then when you saw him, you thought that's got to be lunchbox. Well, I mean, I got ended up next to them and he's like, well, your window down here, you're listening? And I was like, actually, I am. Where's the animal? That's funny. Judy, what do you do? I own a hair salon in the gulch in Nashville.

Oh, yeah. Let's give it a plug. Tell us what it is. It's called Tashmir Salon Spa. Yeah, and what kind of hairs do you do? Do you do guys' hairs? We do guys' hairs, girls' hairs. Actually, Morgan came and worked part-time.

me when she first joined your show. Wait, what? Our producer? Oh, he was phone screening at the time. What a small... It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all.

It's a small, small world. Wow. That really is kind of amazing. Small world. Well, I preach. Judy, we're going to get you... We have some stuff up here, some prizes. We'd love to send you some stuff.

That's okay. That would be awesome. And then everybody? If you come, let me tell you about this new tourist attraction in Nashville. Oh, what is it? Well, Judy, what's name of it again? Kashmir. Kashmir here.

Kashmir Salon spa. I've been hearing about everybody that comes to Nashville, they're going to Kashmir salon. It's like they go to the Bluebird and then they go to Kashmir. And the Ryman. Yes. So if you come to Nashville. It's on 12th Avenue.

Yes. It's on 12th Avenue in the icon building and the gold. There you go. Perfect. You know. com is our website. Ask for Judy. Hey, Judy.

Thank you very much. Thanks for not being freaked out by a lunchbox on the road. It's awesome. You guys are great. Thanks, Judy, bye-bye. Bye, Judy. I put her on hold if we need to get her something. That's so cool.

That's funny. Yeah, right? And who know Morgan worked there? I had no idea. No idea. Morgan number one. Yeah. We have to call, there's the new thing.

Oh, yeah. I had a producer or whatever. We only call Morgan number two Morgan anymore. Okay. Because Morgan number two is the one that's on the air. She's in the studio. So it's all confusing. We're trying to eliminate this two Morgan's situation.

Yeah. It's hard, Amy, but you'll get it. Yeah, you'll catch on. It's all taking us forever. 80 weeks to figure it out. Tell Me Something Good comes up in a bit. We're looking at like five minutes until Tell Me Something Good, and then right after that will be the Friday morning dance party.

I do want to say that on Monday, Devin Dawson will be in. He'll play for it. I did a bobby cast with Devin a few months ago, and I have one up with Daniel Bradbury that's really good, and there's one coming up. Christian Bush came over the house, and it's not up yet. It's not up yet. personally friends with Christian.

So it's neat because I get to ask questions I would never ask, just sitting around. But his brother, Brandon, was in Train. And when Drop to Jupiter was a big hit, you know that, it goes, that piano part. Dun, dun, dun, done, done. Well, that she's back in there. They had to get a piano player because they were just playing it off a computer. So they went and got Brandon. That's amazing.

That's cool. And then he joined Train as a real. He was part of Train. The whole story's great. The Bobbycast, search it. It's from my house on IHeart Radio and iTunes. It's some time to kill. It's real deep into the artist and songwriters.

I want to take a second and talk about Sophia. She's a sweet little girl from Lubbock, and she's actually having brain surgery today, traveling all the way to Boston to do so. And maybe you've heard her story, not quite sure, but we want to join in in praying for her. She asked that the entire world pray for her surgery. Everyone from the president to the queen of England,

and it's super cute because she thinks the world is about $10,000. people. So she thinks she can get 10,000 people praying for her that everything will go well. And the surgeries today, Sophia Kampa. And we're just praying for you, Sophia. We're joining in. And we want all of our listeners to join in, too. Just this show can do 10,000 prayers. Yeah. Yes. So, Sophia, we're thinking about you. We're rooting for you. You got this. And all the B team, everybody listening right now has got you too. So good luck, Sophia. You got it. It's the Bobby Bones show. Sometimes there are stories where I'm reading it at night

And I want to tweet it out But I hold on to it in my heart Because I just want to share it with you guys Because it's so unbelievable And this isn't even a positive story I'm reading this story about El Chapo Oh The drug cartel boss where he promises the jurors

He won't kill them Yeah Have you seen this? No, tell me more I mean I know El Chapo but The drug cartel boss Known as El Chapo promises He will not have any jurors

From his upcoming federal trial killed That's the headline A lawyer for El Chapo Joaquin Guzman filed a motion and said, we would like the jurors not to be kept anonymous. I know. And he said, we would also like them not to have armed guards.

What? Oh my goodness. No, no, no. And if I get picked to be on that jury, I'm like, bye. No, I'm not. No chance. Such special measures, he argues, send the message to the jurors that Guzman is dangerous and guilty and they need to be protected from him. Yeah, I wonder why. But he does have a point.

His point is he's going to bat for his client and he is saying if you make them anonymous and hold them with armed security guards as a jury you're already thinking, man this must be a dangerous dude. I get his point. As a human, you're already thinking that. Wow. But he is a dangerous human and...

His name is El Chapo. I understand that. Is that a coincidence or is that a nickname? No, no, it's chop. It's not choppo with O. It's L, it is a. It's a. No, CHAPO.

Yeah, yeah. She thinks it's chop like chop chop. Oh, no. Like, he's known for chopping people. Yeah, no, no, no. El Chapo. El Chapo means what might, the what? The chopper. Oh, the short man.

Oh, great. So he has short man syndrome, too. He's like Napoleon. He is suspected of having witnesses killed in the past, though, many. Yes, and I believe that it's more than suspicion. I'm sure it's probably true. I wouldn't even want to be the judge in this case. I would want nothing to do.

I don't even want him to know we're talking about this right now. By the segment, delete it. Delete the segment from the podcast. I don't need El Job one to know. What? Isn't that insane, though? It's so insane. It's like a Netflix show, but real.

So Mike D, our writer and show producer, hey, hop over to Amy's Mike for a second. His parents are from Mexico. And when they went home for Christmas, they won't drive at night. So they went in the daytime and took the bus through daytime, right? Yeah, so they don't have to stop anywhere at night in Mexico. And what would happen if they stopped? People will pull you over, take your money, try to get stuff from you. Just driving on the road at night.

Yeah. And they drive into the way. What part of Mexico? Juanajato. Which is where? About three hours outside of Mexico City. Man, that's that place is not good. No, it's not good.

And I'm not on the El Chapo jury. And they're like, hey, by the way, we'd like for you not to be anonymous, nor have an armed guard. Get out of here. Nope. Bye. Bye. Yeah. We're dealing with El Chapo, chop, chop, chop.

Audio. Yeah. Xenae, the oddcast page. So are we deleting this second? Yeah, yeah, yeah. your bones on the Bobby Bones show. What's your interest in the Grammys on Sunday night? One, none, ten all.

Six. Ish? Yeah. You want some Grammy Award facts? Yeah. Well, there's Sunday night, and you'll probably watch some. Yes, I will. James Corden, the host, will be seen. It's a four-hour show.

His total time is 17 minutes. Wow. It's mostly up front. You do the monologue and a couple pops, and then people, come on. There's a difference in the record of the year versus the season. song of the year and a lot of people go hey I don't understand what's happening here so the record of the year recognizes

the artist performance as well as everyone else who worked on the song producers mixers etc so imagine it's just a big old record and everything on it okay that's how I imagine it like there's a record and a sleeve and all the stuff in it that's how I think of record of the year song of the year just songwriters

oh not the singer just songwriters now that being said Elvis has won three Grammy Awards maybe you're familiar with this guy All the Grammy Awards for Gospels. Really? No rock and roll songs. Because lions ain't the kind you love a nut. Khalid, 19 years old, is the first teenager to receive best new artist since Justin Bieber, who is 16.

He's good. He's a good song. He's from... He's from Texas. He's from Texas somewhere. Wow. I'm falling in love off of a sweet sweet. Leanne Rimes holds the record for being the youngest artist to ever receive a Grammy Award.

She won one in 1997. She won two in 1997. She was 14 years old. 14. Who do you think has the most Grammy Awards in the history of Grammys? Oh, that lady, I didn't even know she was a singer. Big nose. Barbara Streisand.

That's her name. Barbara Streisand. You're terrible, man. Like, that's how you know Barbara Streisand. I couldn't think of her name. I don't know. Just like Celine Dion have a bunch of Grammys? Oh my goodness.

Michael Jackson. Don't laugh at that. I know. I couldn't help it. You can't entertain. I know. I know. Guys, I wasn't being rude.

He feeds off of that. I'm going to tell you what happened, though. What happened? If I would have known that was coming, I would have said, hey, don't say that. I just, my natural reaction because he's so stupid was to just laugh. I'm sorry. I shouldn't laugh. I shouldn't.

I apologize. It's not funny. You shouldn't make fun of somebody like that. No, no. I wasn't making fun. She does have a big nose. and that's how she's known. I didn't...

She's not known by her big nose. Okay, well... Well, did you know who I'm talking about? I gotta be honest, I don't know much about Barbara Streisand either, except everybody loves her. That's pretty much all I know about Barbara Streisand, and I'm a huge music nerd. So I know Funny Girl, you know,

just like a couple of hits. Ben Midler. Yeah. Okay. Eddie, do you know who is? Michael Jackson is my guess. No, no. It's a band.

Oh. The Beatles? No, no, no. Oh, definitely you too. Really? You have 22 Grammys. How did you know that? Why didn't you say the guy with the sunglasses?

Funny accent, guy that's going bald. Save is the world. A guy paid $37,000 for a bottle of champagne, and it goes in the middle of the club right in everybody's video. Because he's like, I want the biggest bottle. And so goes to the nightclub. It's one of those big oversized bottles. Yeah.

You guys are such a little bit. It was awesome. Yeah. So he was trying to pop the cork on the bottle. He's struggling because it's so big. Again, he paid $37,000 for it. Everybody's cameras are on him. And he starts to juggle it, and all the sudden falls, boom, shatters all over the floor.

No way. The cheers going to, oh. And the bottle starts spinning and foams coming up from the bottle. Do they comp that? No. No, no, no, no. Sometimes if you're at a restaurant and you smell a drink, they're like, you know why I will get you another one. $2.99.

They'll get you that refresher quickly. Well, but that's the thing. That bottle, that doesn't cost $30. $37,000. You're paying for the experience. And he experienced it all right. Okay. Yeah, yeah. So there's that.

All right. I was talking to the company and they said, hey, that's why you were gone. To the company. Well, they come in. Well, you weren't here. We had all these big company meetings about the show. They're freaking out. I say some of the research stuff.

Okay. And so I was, they're like, hey, you know, Bobby is what we need you to do. You know, they do like approval ratings. People like you. Some don't, but your score's really high. on the people who like you, love you, people who don't really hate you. And I'm like, oh, cool, fine. I'm good with that.

No, no, no, no. Really? You like that? Well, Bobby's always said in order to have people to love you, you got to have people to don't. Right. And one doesn't equal the other, but if you're doing something that people love, if you're doing something to any level people love, there's also any people who don't like what you're doing.

Got it. Because otherwise you're just there and nobody's, you're nothing. I would rather have people love and hate than just be in the middle. Okay. That's always been my, it's okay to hate me as long as I got my people who are, loving what I'm doing and what we're doing. So they go, oh yeah, yeah, we need you to be a little more controversial. Oh, yeah.

They're like, you need to be. And I'm, oh, no problem. Say no more. Yeah, I've been being good for like the last nine months. You got it. So there are two things they told me I needed to be. Not controversial, but they were like, you know. Ruffled the feathers a little bit.

They're like, get back into mixing it up. Like we used to always tell you not to. Oh, now they like it. I used to get in trouble every day. Remember? Yes. Every day. They're like, oh.

And so they're like, you know, maybe you should, we can't just say it, but maybe you should get in trouble a little bit more. And I'm like, no problem. Yeah, getting in trouble is fun. So that is happening, one. And then two, they said, we need you to have more of a personal life. Yeah. And I said for my own personal safety.

They go, no. So you talk about it on the air. Like your girlfriend or wife or kids or something. How crazy is that, Amy? Well, no, it's not crazy. It makes sense. What? They want them to get married and have kids.

Yeah. I mean, it's something for him to talk about. Who doesn't? But that's not, but that's his life. Well, I know. But, I mean, and he's had that before. And he, I mean, that goes in and out. Yeah, I won't fake that. Right.

There are things I'll fake. I won't fake that. Like the energy in the morning, five in the morning, that's pretty fake. Who wouldn't? Yeah. It's hard. The first hour of this show, I'm just like, I'm like, who, turn to mics off.

Woo! We're ready to go. So what's your response to having more of a social life? What are your plans? Because obviously you're not just going to go get a fake girlfriend. So what's your plan? That's true. Well, I went to my therapist yesterday.

Oh, well, we'll talk about that. We had a breakthrough, minor. He said, oh, you don't chase in your life. You don't chase these fun experiences. You don't chase happiness. You just run away from sadness all the time. Yeah. He said, your whole life you've been running from the bad

and never running toward the good because it's been harder to run away from the bad before you can get to the good. So your goals are only get away from the bad stuff. They're never run toward the fulfilling things. Okay. Besides words. And personal too. Okay.

I don't know, there's no, I'm going step by step here. I'm crazy. We all are crazy. Yeah. But that's just where we are. So it got a little controversy brewing. Yeah. You've already got a plan.

Well, I have like nine things. And you're not sharing with us. Well, you've shared with Amy and she knows one. Yeah, but Amy doesn't think that that one's that bad. But I'm not talking about that. I let him down. Yeah. I was like Amy.

Well, to be fair to you. I was trying to make you not feel as bad about it. But, I mean, later I did realize there could be a little bit. That's what I like to hear. Oh, see, she's changing her mind. If I like to hear. Now I think she's just doing that to make me feel better now. He's on to me.

Yeah. Her, Amy is not a good liar. He's on to me. I'll go to Amy and say, hey, she goes, oh, that's nothing. And I was like, oh, man, I'm saving up for this one. Whatever. But that's what I got from the company. So when do we start getting in trouble?

There's no we. I don't. Oh, yeah, they'll fire you guys. Oh, we're like, no, you're Joe out. Not you. Dang it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

So now you're going to start running towards emotions. No, he's going to run towards danger. No, no, no, it's, I should try to find happiness and go get it instead of just running from sadness. Okay. I'm not going to run from the sadness, but you're going to chase the... That's too deep for me to understand. I'm so confused. I don't get it.

And he says, I'm in a pendulum. He wrote the pendulum. Imagine a C, but the C is like a cereal bowl. Okay. Look at you. Okay, okay. Got it. says, I live my life in two parts, but I'm always alone, either superior or inferior.

I feel completely inferior. I feel completely superior. And it's never anywhere in the middle. I never feel part of a group. So it's either that I always feel like I'm smarter than everybody or I'm dumber and I feel like I don't belong because nobody likes me. See, because I was going to say, you're a part of this group, but then at the same time, you probably think you're smarter than all of us. Well, he said you're a part of your friend. He said, you're a part of your friend's group. He said, but you also hire them, so you're their boss. Yeah, so he's superior. And I hate that you think that, like, it is hard.

to be at things with you that we're genuinely proud to be there with you. But then you look around and you're like, I get that y'all are here and that's awesome. But basically everybody here's on my payroll. And I'm like your friend, but at the same time, I'm also on your payroll. So it's like, how do I even respond to that? I'm like, no, no, no, no. Like, I'm here because I'm your friend.

But then at the same time, I'm like, yep. But you can't, you honestly, you can't just look at me and say, oh, but you're not on my payroll because I am on your payroll. I mean, you should fire one of us and see if you're still friends with it to see if we're really good friends. All right. Put the names in the hat, Ray. Bobby Bon show.

Oh, and Bobby Bono show. So five months ago, my dog was diagnosed with cancer, a blood cancer, and the vet said, hey, with these breeds and his size, we give him about six months. And I said, okay, I don't like that, but I'm going to take the six months, and his quality of life is good. I'm telling you, he's been so healthy, feeling and acting. And I took him to the vet at five months, and he came back, no progression again. So I'm very happy about that.

Listeners ask, and I feel the need to update you because you're invested in. I appreciate that. But my dog, he was perfect. He obviously hasn't. So it's still not a if it's a win, but he's great. I'm so happy about it. So that's the update. Yes.

It makes me happy for me. It makes me happy for me too. Really, it does. So, and we hang out and he goes for rides and we play ball. He still runs. He's good. I'm telling him he's good. So he's that Royal K-9 dog food

Let me be honest with you When the vet said he didn't have a lot of time left I thought I'm gonna buy him the best dog food Well he's lived a long time eating his dog food It's expensive What's it called Royal K9? And it can't Yeah

But if I walk into one spot of the kitchen He's for sure I'm gonna feed him the Royal K9 And he goes crazy still I mean he has that much energy Mike D comes over the house If you just walk over by the island, he goes nuts, doesn't he? He starts just barking. Roer, roo!

I wish there was something I was as passionate about. My dog gives this royal canine dog food. Look how much it is a can. That's amazing. Because I went, I'm going to buy him the best, the healthiest, whatever the kind it is, that the vet recommended. I was like, you know what? I've never bought dog food this expensive, but it's wet dog food too.

And I have to open it. He eats it. Cool. How much does it can? Well, I just Googled, and it's 59. 49. For a case? For a case.

So I don't know if you do that math, it's about $3 a kid. $2.50 a can. That sounds about right. I buy them a case at a time. Dang. Yep. That's expensive. Yeah.

It's worth it though. He's loving it. He's loving it. He's his best friend. Yeah. I swear I wanted to try it. Did you? No.

I don't know. You had to try it. Why? He loves it so much. I'm sure it's fine to eat. It totally has to be okay. If you're paying. I mean, eat it.

Eat it. Eat it. But do it here. Do it here. Oh, do you know what the thing is, is I don't fall for stuff like that. When everybody yells at me. What? You don't fall for eat.

Eat it. You guys can do all that? That's the thing about me. No, no, no. That doesn't work on me. We'll put money together. How much? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. How much do it take for you? It doesn't work here, guys. The boss is 80 cents. I'll eat three cans. Well, that's like, buy my car. Oh, God.

But your therapist said you need to run towards happiness. Yeah. And that food seems to be happy. Yes. You can bond over that. Exactly. Every time you see your island, you'll be like, Brub, rub, blah.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. Did you see the guy who thought he won $10,000 in the lottery and he actually won like a million? Yeah, we saw that. And also, I'm... Tell us the story. Oh, I thought you were saying you did see him. No, I didn't mean the listeners heard it.

Okay, well, he's a school bus driver. And he was about to claim a $10,000. price. According to the rules of the game, you match 10 corresponding words and it gets you 10 grand, you know? So that's like a lot, especially a bus driver. You're like, hello, hey. Especially me for buying Royal K-9 dog food.

I'll take 10 grand. Okay, we'll get this. Turns out, he matched 11 words, which equals a million dollar prize. Yeah, you go in on top of the world and how do you get on top of her of the world, but you do somehow.

Imagine you're going to win $10,000. Yeah. It's like I'm on top of the world. This is the greatest things ever happen to me. There's more. Wait, what? A million. Yeah, that's crazy.

Okay, I personally am a fan of this one because I don't have a microwave, but a study suggests that microwaves are as bad for the environment as cars. So not only do I think they're bad for us and our food, but now they're bad for the environment. I saw this story and I wondered if with the kids now, you've put a microwave in the house since it's quicker. Oh, my gosh. There are times, let me tell you, I'm like,

a microwave would just make my life so much. But I'm not caved and I don't think I'll cave. I'm still using the stove top in the oven and we're good to go. And some of it is because I'm trying to get a lot of vegetables in them too and I know I could just zap them in a microwave real quick, but that also zaps nutrients and I'm trying to get them as much nutrients as possible. Let me tell you my microwave habit. I'll put something in the microwave.

I cook it. I pull that door up and start eating immediately. It's like I'm eating the radiation. I don't even give the radiation time to get out of the box. Does it work like that? I don't know. It's still in it. I just don't know how I can be healthy because I'm over.

I just goes right to my mouth. It's not healthy. I think there's just to wait. The rule is seven minutes. Wow. All the heat leaves it. Yeah. All right.

What else? Okay. One in four people with tattoos regret it. That is like, I don't know, seven, eight million people, I think one and four that have tattoos. And Bobby and I are tattooed up in here. I don't regret it. Do you?

No, not yet. I'm going to get another one. I'm going to get another one in my forearm. I got to wait until whatever happened. If I end up staying and doing mornings or not, I don't know. Wait, why do you have to wait? It's like a thing? Yeah, it would be kind of a celebration thing.

Oh, okay. Then, you know, I made the Radio Hall of Fame. I was going to get this old tattoo on the arm of my old microphone, but then not if I don't stay to the mornings or stay, I don't know. Why do you say stuff like that? No, I swear to God, that's what I'm thinking in my head. Do you know me to tell you what I'm thinking? Well, I do, but it's just scary when you say stuff like, I don't know what I'm

going to do this one more. But would you rather me not tell you? Well, yeah, but you're not telling us. You're saying it could, I don't know, I'm just thinking this stuff. Eddie, you should just always be thinking of like, what is your backup plan? Like, do we have backup plans? Yeah, I'll take care of you guys. Whatever you're going to do?

I'll give you a hug and say, hey, was a good. No, really, Eddie, like, what would you do? Me? Nothing. Like, what did I do? Nothing. You're good at video? You would.

Everybody, I've, listen, I have a lot. All you have skills now that you didn't have before you came to me. Yeah, we've learned the skills do I have. What do you see us doing? Yeah, Amy almost didn't come back anyway. So this is the thing of my thing. Yeah. So what else you got?

Well, I found this to be interesting. Did you know that you can trademark sounds? What kind of sound? It must be super distinct because I try to trademark stuff all the time. Oh, Bones is a trademark machine. And Eddie's so good impersonations. Maybe he can do it, but it's the sound of Darth Vader breathing. Oh, because it is such a, it has to be such a thing.

And it is legit trademarked. Yeah, you want me to do it? Yes. You now are $19,000 to Disney. Oh, they got me. So is that what it is? So you think if it's used in certain things on TV? or whatever, it's like you use our breathing, it's trademark you owe us.

If it sounds like what is known as the Darth Vader, I trademark things like crazy. There are two things I do. I trademark things, and I manipulate media. And I'm good at both of those. I'm an expert, I would say. And that Darth Vader thing absolutely needs to be covered in trademark. That's crazy. Because say you put it on a TV show and you hear, oh, that Star Wars, you're making money off.

You can't do that either. Yeah, but that breathing, there's no other sound like that. Except for, there's one small step for man. one giant leap for mankind. Trademark that. But yeah. All right. That's your stories?

Yeah, maybe that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. New Jason Aldine. You make it easy. Bobby Bowie. The guys on this show are always trying to find ways to make a little extra money. And I will say this about our producer Raymond. He actually thinks of things and does things.

Okay, here we go. But he does. What does he do? He went and drove Uber? He didn't create Uber. But he went and started driving to make extra money. I understand that. I try to create businesses.

All he did was go drive for Uber. He didn't create Uber. So giving him a little too much credit because a lot of people go drive for Uber. But go ahead. Raymond, would you like to tell your new business idea that you know, Raymond's an audio producer? He sits in a glass room and we look at each other, but we actually can't talk to each other. Except when I push a button. Right.

I went through the mic. Go ahead, Raymond. Okay, so hear me out. Anyways, essentially what me and lunchbox would do. Bachelor parties come to town all the time. Nashville is pretty much Vegas to the South. when they come to town, we're the host. You're thinking, oh, we're going to be with them the entire time.

No, we're in and out. So we would show them the best bars, the best strip clubs, best golf courses. No, but, oh, guys. Bachelor parties. That's the guys. And they're always wondering, man, is this bar good? What about the third floor? What about the seventh floor?

I know all the floors. Lunch knows all the bars as well. We golf all around town. We know this place. Like the back of our hand, I think we can make $500 a weekend, guaranteed. Each? So you're saying, We would plan out the bachelor parties for them before they come to town,

get them reservations for dinner. We could get them discounts at bars and golf courses. I think that's a smart plan. I've thought of that. And you missed out of. Oh, we thought of that. Of course. Never heard you say that.

Go ahead, Raymond. There's one really important detail. We would get them to the front of the line at every club. But how would you get discounts or get under the front of the line? Because you go to the bars and you say, listen. This is not your idea. This is Raymond's idea. I've already thought about this.

I'll tell you how. You go and you meet with these bars and be like, Look, I will bring you business. This way, you give them a discount, and you guarantee front of the line. That way, I recommend your bar. Do they need business, though? It's a partnership. Absolutely.

They can always use more business. Why do you think they do advertising? You're having to get people to the front of the line because there's a line. Exactly. They don't really do much advertising the bars. No, not really. So, Raymond, what's the name of the business, you think? Batching it with Ray and LB?

A couple of batches? Bones, I was also thinking, hey, we would almost need your help a little bit too. No, no. I have nothing to do with this. Say it. Say Dirk's bar. If we needed to get some VIP access, we would have you text him. Boom, guys are coming, party at 10. Get him a table.

I'm not in your business of a bachelor parties. We could set that up with Dirk's and we could call it. Yeah, set that up with Dirk. Let me know how that goes. Bobby Bones, Bachelor blowouts. I'm not a part of this. Okay, Boxes, Bachelor blowouts. We got this.

Okay, cool. Do whatever you're going to do. I have nothing to do with it. I'm not texting any of my friends. I mean, there is a little idea. I mean, y'all could create a package. They could. Right.

That's what I'm saying. There is something to it, but I think you need to work on your, there's no going to be like, hey, dirks, can you come play? Dirk's, it's me, lunchbox from the radio. Are you free this week? I got six guys from Tuscaloosa. Will you play a show for them at their Airbnb? They're all sweethearts.

I promise you, they're not going to do anything mean to you. You can have free food. Can you bring Eric Church? They really like him. Oh, my gosh. You guys don't understand. You would set it up in advance. Yeah, there is something to it.

No one's holding you back. Why are you yelling at me? Oh, yeah, it's me. Bobby's the one yelling at him. Y'all can set up a whole weekend with them. You could have them, make sure they're taking care of with the restaurants, the bars. You could set up those like IV things to come to their Airbnb and give on the vitamin hydration. One of my buddies does that.

Yes. Absolutely. Absolutely. That's a great. Those IVs are key because the hangover can ruin a bachelor party weekend. Amy, why don't you and I just do this? I know. I feel like we could actually. Oh, much better business. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got this.

Yeah, because they go to the bars and they know the coolest spots. No, we don't have to go. We just know about it. I just text. Maybe you guys do the daytime bachelor. Oh, now you'll text cards. See what I'm saying? You're never willing to help a friend out because it's all about you.

All about you. See, Ray, they don't have our back. They say, oh, yeah, yeah. That's a funny idea, though, Ray. You know how to entertain. I've already got a lead, too. Oh, yeah? Yeah, a guy hit me up on the Twitter DMs for June.

Oh, you mean that one client? So we might have our first book. Well, he didn't DM. He just tweeted us and said, come out to the past. He just tweeted you. Come out. That's, okay. Hey, Mom, give my money, you know?

Mom, that's my money. What's my money? What's my money? Mom, what's my money. Yeah, or. My money. Oh, my goodness. When you bleep it, it sounds like a whole thing.

No. He's seven. I know, but we know it's mom. Mom, where's my money? Amy forget to give her son $4 for his class project yesterday. And so he said, Mom, where's my money? He sent a video. But we turned it into, hey, where my money?

Poor little guy. He's awesome, man. I was FaceTime with him last night. And he was, like, hiding from me on FaceTime, but I couldn't even see where he was hiding because it was off the phone. He loves to like sneak up on people. He was trying to sneak up on the phone. It doesn't really work.

No, it doesn't work. Last night on the four, Battle for Stardom, Josh Weiper from Vancouver went to the four last night and performed Tennessee Whiskey. It's always interesting to hear Tennessee Whiskey's performed. It's actually not terrible. Sometimes people do it and they butcher it. Oh, yeah.

You know, they say people are covering Chris Tableton. That's a Chris Tableton covering a song. Well, David Allen Coe did it. It's been down a bunch. Didn't The Possum do it? Yes. I think David and Uncle wrote it. Oh, see, I didn't know that.

I would look that up. I would look that. I think David Allenicoe wrote it, and maybe George Jones sang it, Chris Stapleton also said it. Because you taught me that George Jones sang it. Yeah. I would check that because I can be mixed up to two. So many people. I know.

Yeah. That's pretty good. Yeah. Luke Combs came and did it at our million-dollar show. It's amazing. Does this guy make it or no? He get in? Is he won in the four?

No, he lost. Oh. Probably because they're like, what's that song? Because they don't hear good music. Megan Traynor broke down crying. Let's hear what she cried about. Her favorite girl got beat. And the winner is?

And the winner I want to say something too. Oh my goodness. I don't know what happens on. The battle for a start. I'm here's Thursday. 8-7 Central. Eddie. So David Allen Coe first sang it.

He didn't write it. He first sang it and then George Jones did a couple years after that. So I wasn't exactly right. No, no. I don't accept that as a full right. Jeopardy would not have given me the correct answer. No, you would have gotten wrong on Jeopardy. Who's the writer?

Dean Dillon and Linda Hargrove. Oh, you know them. Oh, Dean. Good old Dean and Linda. Yeah. They're good team together. Yeah. Yeah, they do work well together.

Yeah. Thanks to Jason Aldeen, who stopped by today. Also, thanks to lunchbox. I should listen to the podcast. He went up with one goal in mine was to catch animal in the attic of our phone screener. And you can hear that. Just search Bobby Bone's show. And you can hear for yourself what happened today. And what he did to catch it. It was quite the adventure. It was quite the morning. Yeah, yeah, there's that. Also, I want to recommend this. You know, we're not on the air Saturday or Sunday, but I do have a podcast called the Bobbycast where artists, songwriters, producers, they come to my house and they hang out and we talk

for an hour about all kinds of things. There's one with Daniel Bradbury. There's one with Dan from Dan and Shay. There's even one with Chris Stapleton, Brandon, the lead singer at Lanko. Just search. There's so much up there. I'd love for you to check it out. Search Bobbycast on Iheart Radio or iTunes.

It's free to download, free to listen to. And I Heart Radio, you can even save podcast to your phone now. So that's all up there. I hope you have a good weekend. Amy, your weekend plans? Hopefully getting the kids' bicycles. But then I don't know if it's supposed to rain, so I'm sort of bummed about that because they're going to go ride their bikes for the first time.

Yeah, they really wanted a bike, huh? Yeah, but they have to earn it. So we'll see if they've earned it by Saturday. They'll earn it. Yeah. I'll have faith that you'll make them earn it. Tomorrow morning. You've got to wake up and see if they've earned it.

Yeah, it's like Christmas on January 27. Oh, man. How about you? I don't know. I need to find something fun to do. I may go over to your house, hang out with the kids. Yeah, we are going to do a movie night tonight.

I think we're going to watch that movie sing. Oh, yeah. That's a good movie. You'll like it. They like, I don't think they've seen it, but they've seen all the previews for it, and they like when they're doing the auditions, and they goes, oh, my gosh, look at her butt.

From, so it makes a lot, baby got back? Yeah, but one of the animals does it. Yeah, little pigs are singing it, though. It shouldn't. That's bad for kids. Well, at first, my daughter was doing it. I was like, what is that from? And she's like, sing.

It's Sir Mixelot, though. That's what it's from. Oh, Becky. Oh. My God. Look at her. Like one of those rap guys. I know, but I'm wondering why my 10-year-old is singing Sir Mix a lot because of the pigs and sing.

I'll probably work out a couple times, but Amy told him my face is too skinny, so. Oh. So you can eat a burger. So you can skip a workout. No. Get pizza. I'm trying to lose this gut, this little gut. I just give you the best compliment ever.

What? Like, you get to like chill out a little bit. I don't chill well. Oh my gosh. We'll see you on Monday, Devin Dawson and Monday morning to perform live on the show. So Devin Dawson,

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