The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Goes Out For A Rare Night On The Town + Morgan 2 Announces She’s Officially Single
Episode Date: January 14, 2019Bobby recaps going out with friends to downtown Nashville. Morgan 2 makes a huge announcement about her relationship status. Also, Lunchbox guesses the weight of random listeners just by talking to th...em on the phone. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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That's what.
Nothing.
I don't know if that's a saying, but if you say it.
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Morning.
Where do we start?
Everybody have a good weekend?
Yeah.
Yeah.
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I love country music.
I love the history of country music.
I've been given this nickname.
It's tough to live up to.
Yeah.
Country music's youngest historian.
Yeah, because of that.
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On this day
In Country Music
I thought we'd start with that here
Which we'd start the show
On this day in 1994
Which has been 25 years
Faith Hill had her first
Number one country song
25 years ago
Faith Hill launches
Our number one country song
Do you know what it is?
Just breathe?
No
Oh, we were both thinking about
This kiss?
No
Her first ever country song
1994 was Wild One
She's a wild one
Faitil released a song
On her debut album
Take Me As I Am
It was her debut single.
By the way, Faith Hill now is 11 number one.
She's won five Grammys.
And this year, she'll receive a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
She loves rock and roll.
They said it's Satan's time.
She thinks there's...
Today in 1994, this song went number one.
That was...
On this day in country music, the Bobby Bowles Show.
Big three stories.
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Okay, so you went and tried to haggle stores for non-negotiable items?
Yeah, they have their set prices at a garage sale.
You can haggle at stores.
You usually can't haggle.
But Dave Ramsey says you always ask, is that the best?
Best price you can give me.
So you went to get milk.
Where'd you go?
I went to Corner Happy and Healthy.
Are you going to?
Walgreens.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hello.
How are you?
Just one gallon of milk.
Okay.
$3.92?
I think it's worth probably about $3.92.
I haven't worth $2992.
$2.92?
You got a deal.
There you go.
$0.02.
Oh, I thought you said $2.92.
No, it's $3.92.
You're good at this negotiation.
I'll give you $3.50.
I gotta have $3.90, and I'll pay the two pens.
Okay.
$3.65 last offer.
A $3.90.
You're a tough bargaining. I'm out. I can't do that.
I think it's only worth $3.
I went all the way to $365.
I know.
You're not going to meet me in the middle.
It's not mine to negotiate with it.
Oh, man.
I know, right?
That hurts.
Have a great day.
Oh, you walk off and left it?
Yeah, I'm out.
I had $3.
Oh, my goodness.
So you didn't buy it?
No.
Oh.
Did you go put it back up?
No, guys.
In the negotiation, I was hoping as the negotiator I walk away and they call me back.
Oh, no, okay, okay, we'll give it to you.
You went into the haggle up price of gas?
Yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
Okay.
I'm trying to get unleaded out there.
I'm going to fill up, but it says $2.39 a gallon.
Any way I can get it for $2.25 a gallon?
I have to stay the price for this for a ass, but you drive a hard bargain.
I had $2.30 a gallon.
Take it or leave it.
239.
Take it or leave it.
No.
All right, last offer.
You're going to offer me.
I'm going to kind of offer you for $2.39 a gallon.
Oh, I can charge you more.
No, no.
Because it says $2.39.
So $233 is my last offer.
I'm out.
$2.39 with the registered reward card.
Save you $0.3.
If that's what you're up to,
so you can get it for $2.36 a gallon with a registered reward card.
Yeah, but what about $233?
No rewards card.
How about $2.39 with no rewards card?
You're a tough bargaining.
I'm out.
Thank you.
You walked off to?
Yeah, I didn't get any gas.
All right, we'll do one more.
These made me a little bit uncomfortable.
I liked her, though.
A little bit.
All right, here we go.
There's that lunchbox haggling for a lottery ticket.
There's no way.
Lottery ticket.
The people don't even own this stuff, and he's trying to get him to come down.
Here.
Oh, yes, sir.
Can I get one of those giant jumbo bucks?
Here you go.
Well, while I'm thinking, I pay you the one, I scratch, I win, and then I'll make up the difference.
Don't work that way.
Sorry.
What if I give you $1.50?
Two bucks.
Well, no, no, no.
Is that the best price you can give me?
It's the best price I can give you.
It's the only price I can give you.
What if I give you $1.75 and then I win how much?
$50,000, then I give you the quarter.
And I'll give you an extra dollar on top of it.
Two bucks?
Two bucks.
Oh, man, you're a tough negotiator.
I think $180 last offer.
Can't accept.
Take it or leave it.
Leave it.
You lost all the negotiator.
He's the worst dealmaker I've ever heard.
But nobody can, no
attendant or gas station person can
give you a deal on a lottery ticket.
Because they don't own it. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or gas.
Or even milk in a place in a store you don't own. I don't feel like
we learn anything from this. Do you guys? No.
Yeah. But, I mean, at least he asked.
He was, the one lady was willing to pay the two cents on the milk.
Because if you had him in the change jar. Oh, yeah.
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Hey so what happened?
So I went to a stop sign
and kind of rolled a little bit
to a head of the stop sign.
I stopped fully.
I was obeying the law.
But I was ahead of the stop sign
and the white marks
that would cause if anyone was crossing the street
to have to go around me a little bit.
And there was a person jogging
and he was really irritated
that I was a little bit ahead of the line.
So he had to run
and then run around the car
and get back into the line?
Yeah, but you know what I do
when cars are at stop sign?
and I'm trying to cross,
I just go ahead and go behind them.
So it's like not a thing.
It's not a thing.
That's what I do.
And it's not like I did it on purpose.
And it's not like I knew he was about to jog up there
because he was moving fast.
He wasn't there when I got there.
But then boom, there he was.
And he had to go around me, gave me the death look through my windshield.
And I was like, I even looked at him like,
I'm so sorry.
Like that.
Then I'm watching him.
And as he passes me, he stops on his run,
turns all the way back around while running.
and flips me off.
Wow.
Nothing wrong with that.
Wow.
That's really aggressive.
It was like a, it was like a, he wasn't like, flip off.
Yes.
He pulsed his hand at you?
It was like, brer, like I'm not seeing it.
And he just looked at me like, I ruined this guy's day because of this one thing.
Like, it was so much that that I wanted to roll down my window once I turned right because
then I could, you know, pull up beside him while he's jogging.
I was going to roll down and be like.
like, are you having a bad day?
That seems like a lot to flip someone off over.
Yeah.
Because you have to go around the car just a little bit.
I just want to be like, I hope whatever is going on with you.
Like, you just feel better.
I am so sorry if I contributed to your bad day.
But I mean, obviously I didn't.
But I was tempted because Homeboy it was rude.
I've done it before when I'm out running and someone rolls through the stop sign like that.
Not rolls through.
She stops.
No, no.
But you are putting their life at risk because you're not paying attention to stopping before the stop sign.
I've hit the hook.
The life at risk.
He's already stopped
and he runs up to her.
I didn't roll into him running.
I was already there.
He was annoyed.
He had to go around.
She was stopped.
No one's life was at risk.
I've banged on the hood of cars before,
giving him the bird, cursed at him.
And the reason he doesn't go behind you is because if he goes behind you,
there could be cars coming the other direction and he doesn't see them.
And you need to go in front of the car.
It's easier to see cars coming from other direction.
I can see cars from the end.
It had to be a small part of the neighborhood.
Yeah.
Lunchbox is acting like you're running across Times Square.
I was not in a busy area.
Y'all, it was quiet.
There was nobody else around.
Listen, if a skinny dude like lunchbox flips off another dude,
you'd probably get beat up.
If it's like a man, like it also has a short temper or a gun,
all it takes is you to get irritated.
Like me, I'm not.
I'm just going to be like, sorry.
But like if it's a big dude, they'll whoop lunchbox.
I should have just yelled out.
Have you ever heard of Grace?
I didn't mean to do it.
You didn't do anything wrong.
He hasn't done either.
I've never flipped anybody off of my life.
I don't think.
Oh my goodness.
Careful with that.
Not as far as like as a joke maybe years ago.
But never like in my car.
Do I flip someone?
It just doesn't happen with me.
Oh, I've been flipped up a lot.
Well, did you get to drive.
Especially, I mean, and all over, I got flipped off a lot in Houston.
That was probably a rough summer for me.
My mom was there in D. Anderson and I, we lived there for six weeks and I didn't know
where I was going.
And that's where I know some of the most hardcore drivers are.
I won't classify them as rude people, but I just feel like in Houston.
They got places to be, and if you don't know where you're going and you're messing up their drive, they will flip you off.
Do you say flip off or flick off? You say flip off.
Launchbox flip them off.
Does anyone say flick on the show?
No.
I think I probably have.
Flip.
Yeah, like, y'all taught me a long time ago, I think, to start saying flip.
Well, it's like Coke and soda.
You know, it's like where you're from.
Regionally is wherever you're from.
Yeah.
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George Strait and Willie Nelson performed together for the very first time at Willie's tribute
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It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Damn it's not been good.
This family
in Louisiana had a dog named
Jasper eight years ago. They came home
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gone. So the mom kept going to the little
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Must have hopped into a truck. Must have lived
with somebody for a long time, too.
Like it had to be someone's dog for a while.
Eight years?
I don't think you live as a stray.
Right.
I don't think you live on the streets for eight years.
But someone found it in Houston, took it there.
They microchipped it.
Called the family.
Kept it.
It ended up straying.
And then they found it.
Wow.
This is your mind.
I have to chip my dog.
I don't think I have.
I don't think I have.
I got to check with my friend that rescued her to see if that happened.
But we have not.
My dog being chipped was valuable to me once.
And also I put a GPS on its collar too.
Okay.
Did you chip your dogs?
Yeah, I chimp my dogs.
Absolutely.
That's good.
That's tell me something good right there.
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Dory up the day.
This story comes up from Tulsa, Oklahoma.
A man and his friends were sitting around.
They're like, hey, dude, I dare you to walk into the courthouse tomorrow with no pants on.
Come on.
I mean, as much as I go come on, that sounds like a bit on this show as well.
But go ahead.
So the guy drives up and his Porsche gets out, only got a blue t-shirt on,
In black shoes.
Totally naked.
Like, not even underwear.
No underwear, no pants, and walks into the courtroom.
Wow.
How did he get into the courtroom?
Well, he walked into the building and they arrested him.
Because he has no metal.
I guess he goes to the metal detector.
It's like, I'm all clear.
You're good.
So, wait, then what happens to him?
He gets arrested.
And he's in jail and he has to pay $2,000.
And he's back in court next week.
Does he have to get on the website?
Because he's private.
They don't say if he'll be one of those, but he's facing Indie.
an exposure, which probably puts you on that website, where there's a X on your house
at Halloween time.
You can't turn the light on.
Yeah.
Wow.
How old were they?
He looks to be about 50.
Oh, he's not...
He's not like 18.
And I like how Lunchbox said he got out of his Porsche.
He did.
He had a Porsche.
I didn't even notice that.
So he has money.
He's bored.
He's too rich.
He's bored.
Okay, there you have it.
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We, on Mondays, play this game called Amy versus Lunchbox, where...
I mean, what started is a pretty good game, where it was pretty even.
I would ask Amy three questions that men generally know, and Lunchbox, three questions that women generally know.
Yeah.
But Lunchbox is dominating 7 to 1.
Oh, man.
I didn't know it's that bad.
It's that bad.
Oh.
And if he goes to 10, he wins the championship.
Okay.
Let's play again.
Ooh, he's getting out of hand here.
Amy versus Lunchbox.
Amy, are you ready?
Ready.
Hex, flat, and torques are types of what?
Huh?
Hex.
Oh, flat iron.
Hex.
Screwdriver.
Is that your answer?
Yep.
Correct.
Woo!
Yes.
That's what I'm talking about.
Dave Grohl turns 50 years.
old today. What 90s
rock band did he play drums for?
Nirvana.
I'm fine, he says. Okay?
I don't remember the last time I got one or even
two right. Amy.
Yeah. This should be changed in your car between
15,000 and 30,000 miles.
Oh, okay.
This should be changed in your car
between every 15 and 30,000 miles. What is it?
Okay, it's not oil because that's like every
3,000 miles. So every 15,
Break fluid.
Break fluid.
Show me break fluid.
No.
Lunchbox you can steal.
Go ahead.
Power steering fluid.
No, I'm sorry.
It is the air filter in your car.
All right.
We're supposed to change that?
Lunchbox over to you.
Three questions that the ladies would normally get right.
Wedge,
sling black, and spool are types of what?
Say it again.
Wedge.
Slingback and spool.
Heels.
Do we accept that?
We do accept that?
All right.
I would say shoes, but.
You know, Mike D.
Wedges and a heel.
Mike D writes the game.
That's why he's the writer of the show.
He writes the game.
Slingback.
January's birthstone is the garnet.
A garnet.
Garnet.
What color is that?
Garnet.
Garnet.
I'm just trying to picture a garnet in my...
Garnet.
When someone's wearing one,
Garnet is
Yellow.
Amy, if you get this, you win.
I know, but I don't even know.
What color is it?
Purple.
Purple.
No.
That would be top.
I don't know.
It's red.
Sorry, I know.
That was my first instinct, but I...
Lunchbox.
The fashion term...
Prediporte?
Prediporte?
What?
Prediporte.
The fashion term prediporte...
means what?
If it's prediporte.
Do you know what, Amy?
No.
Like, what do you mean?
No idea.
I just read the question.
I have nothing to do with the writing.
Say it again.
The fashion term,
predaporte,
means what?
Sleeveless.
I don't understand the question.
It means ready to wear.
That is incorrect.
Morgan number two,
did you know that?
No, I actually didn't know that.
Likee, where'd you get that question?
Yeah.
Petiporte.
He went to the fashion site.
It's spelled, it doesn't matter.
You missed it.
Amy, you are the winner today. Congratulations.
There she is.
All right, Amy.
Bless you.
Thank you.
Welcome.
I thought Amy would say something.
She was soaking in her.
Sorry, I'm trying to figure out what the heck prediporte is.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Feels good.
I watch Project One Runway and they've never said Prediportez.
No, you watched the Elmer Fudd version, Project One Way.
It's a whole different show.
Amy, congratulations.
Thank you.
I'm back in it.
Am I back in?
Yeah, you're back in.
Seven to two.
There she has it.
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Here's some songs that maybe you didn't know what covers.
Ready?
Number one.
You know the song, Superstition by Stevie Wonder?
Yeah.
Very superstition.
Do you know what's the cover?
No.
By who sing it first?
Jeff Beck.
Rotins on the while.
How about Cindy Lopper girl?
Just want to have fun.
No.
It's a cover.
By a guy named Robert Hazard.
I think I've heard this.
Yeah, I feel like I knew this.
But I wouldn't have known the name.
It's weird when a dude sings it.
Yeah.
How about Elvis, Bluiceway, choose?
Well, it's one for the morning.
I know this one.
Yeah, too.
Didn't he were like.
Take a lot of music in people.
And style.
Yeah, both.
Carl Perkins.
Well, it's one for the money.
Two for the show.
The pregnant paws in the middle there.
Oh, yeah.
Very important.
Don't you?
That's good.
How about respect from Ruthie Franklin?
You know that's a cover?
I didn't.
Does it by another guy?
Otis Redding.
Yeah, it's really good, too.
Are you familiar with a song?
Red and red wine
Make me feel so fun
To keep me rocking
All of the time
Is that a cover?
Yeah
No
Neil Diamond did it
What?
I didn't know that
That was like a mind-blown
Of mine a while back
It's up to you
That's crazy
Okay, yeah, no
This one you may know
Nothing compared
Shnade O'Connor
Did Nothing Appairs to you
who copied it?
No, no, she copied it.
She copied it. Yeah.
Prince wrote it and Prince recorded it.
Okay, yes.
This was great, too.
No one.
One more inside of our music lesson.
Joan Jett.
This is a cover.
Originally by the Aeros.
That's cool version.
That is cool.
Sounds like a cover band on a bar.
So did those people, since.
these songs are super famous. They make a lot of money on the two.
If you wrote it, yes. Wow.
Yeah.
You got a little Monday morning music lesson?
Love it.
We're in Tutsis, baby!
That's what it feels like.
We went out this weekend. Amy, it was all of us.
Me, Eddie, a bunch of friends that came to town for our million-dollar show tonight
because Eddie and I are in a band called The Raging Idiots.
And so everybody's in town.
We all go downtown, and I haven't been out in a long time.
And we go to, not so much honky talking, but like, come on Broadway.
Yeah, but we went to where the DJs were playing.
And so first we went to Dirks's bar.
Yeah.
Packed.
Can't even move.
You can't even move.
I was probably 10 years too old.
Right.
What was the feeling?
Like, back in the day, stuff like that was so fun.
But now I was like, why would we stand here packed like sardines?
Oh, you break it down like that.
Like, what's the point of this?
Yeah.
And I don't drink.
But, I mean, we used to do that.
That was like a typical thing.
Friday night.
The point for me was
my friends wanted to do that.
My friends that came in town
and they wanted to dance
and I was like, well,
I can get us in a Dirks's bar
because everything's packed
and there's a line and it was cold.
So we went to Durk's bar
and we went up and, you know,
it was you got to play in Drake
and 90s hip-op and so there really
wasn't a lot of room to dance.
Then we left that and we went to Luke's bar,
Luke Bryan's bar.
And that was an interesting dynamic
because he has three levels.
And the first level was
a cover band and they were really good.
but the cover band guy was kind of weird
because he would go,
all right, we got a request for this one.
There was no way people were requesting album cuts from Nirvana.
I think it was just like his favorite songs.
He'd be like, we're going to play this,
and he'd go into a heart-shaped box,
and Eddie and that would be the only two that knew it.
Yeah.
And we look around, like, nobody requested this song.
This is a weird request.
Like, people were ready to dance,
and he was like, all right,
we're going to do some Allison Chains here.
And Eddie and I were just singing along,
but then we went up to the middle area
where it was like hardcore dance.
dancing, right? At Luke's bar?
So we're up there and
people are going to town, just dancing hard.
But there's a balcony over the top and I was like, I'll go and dance.
Everybody kept recording me dancing.
From the balcony?
From the balcony? From everywhere. All the phones came out.
Amy, think about it. King diggling of dances out there.
You get the phones out. Yeah. I know.
Did you do a routine?
No, I felt so weird. Oh my gosh. That would be amazing. Why didn't you do that?
I felt so weird.
Radio music you should know.
Diplo.
Diplo.
Yeah.
Jam on, man.
Yeah, it was good.
We had a good time.
But it was weird.
I'm not a good enough dancer, like in a bar to be recorded.
I couldn't live up to the hype.
So we went and watched the guy play 90s alternative down below.
That was fun.
That was fun.
Bobby was double-fisting club sodas.
Yeah, I was going hard.
Oh, wow.
As they would say.
It's awesome.
But then we went back to my house.
It was me, Eddie.
You had the after party?
Yeah, of course.
Me, Eddie, Ahmad, my friend who sings back up in our band and his girlfriend.
And then we hung out for like an hour.
He was talked.
It was good, man.
It was a good time.
rare for me to be up that late.
I know.
Rare for me to be home.
I love it.
I'm on the road every weekend.
No, that's good for you.
Yeah, that's good.
It was good.
My what?
Your love tank.
I didn't mean any girls.
I know, but I'm saying like friendship.
I mean friendship love.
Not like love tank.
I meant your love tank.
Not the love tank.
Man, they were playing some jams though.
The darks bar.
Yeah, that DJ's really good.
I've heard.
It was raining, though. It was still packed.
The streets smelled like pee.
Like Broadway in Nashville.
It smells like big, like everybody just happened to urinate right there.
It's like, why I wait for a bathroom?
Yeah, everybody else would do it.
It tastes fine.
We had a good time, though.
All right.
I don't know.
Hey, Morgan, number two, this song was before you, but do you like this song when it comes on?
Yeah, I like this song.
We were thinking it.
We were like, I bet Morgan number two's at Florida, Georgia Lines Bar.
We didn't go in.
But we were like, we bet Morgan number two is out at FGL.
House. Yeah, you guys were at my old
Tommy Gras. I'm at Broadway every weekend.
Are you still on Broadway every weekend? Yes.
I love Broadway. You are? Yeah. She's
25, though. You get it. I get that.
Yeah. And I just was like, I don't be the old guy
in the bar. Right. That's all I kept thinking.
And Eddie was the old guy in the bar. Definitely. Were there people
older than you? Okay.
Then you're good. Because it was Broadway.
As long as you look around, you see somebody older.
You're like, okay, that guy for sure is older than me. I'm good.
He just pointed him the whole time. Don't look at me.
Bones.
They announced the official celebrity
Big Brother cast.
So I'll read you the celebrity.
Tell me what they're known for.
Okay.
Cato Caelin.
I know I know that name.
I feel like lunchboxes talked about this person.
Cato Cailin.
They're from MTV.
Cato Ceylon lived with OJ Simpson.
Yes.
We all talked about Cato.
Okay.
He went and testified.
He's like a surfer dude.
He lived on his property.
I see his face now.
Okay.
Joey Lawrence.
Whoa.
Yeah, from Blossom.
Okay.
Ryan Lockty.
Swimmer.
Yeah.
Good.
Tamar Braxton.
Um, child star-ish, teenage star.
One of the twin sisters.
Of?
The girls that have a show together.
So, Tony Braxton's.
Oh, never mind.
Right?
Related to Tony Braxton from the Braxton's show?
Right?
And I'm assuming.
Ricky Williams.
Oh
Look up tomorrow
Football player
Yeah
Play for a UT
Former NFL running back
Natalie Eva Marie
These are all celebrity
Big Brother people
Natalie Eva Marie
Marie
I have no idea
She's a former
WWE wrestler
Who I know that
How about
Candy Burris
Candice Cameron
Oh yeah
That name's there
But now
Candy Burris
I have no idea
She's a real housewife
Former singer
And current real housewife
Candy Burris.
Okay.
You don't keep up
housewives anymore?
Man, I don't know
which one she is.
Listen,
my Bravo watching
has gone way down
since I became a mom.
Tom Green.
MTV Star,
funny guy,
stunts.
Comedian Tom Green.
Okay.
Lolo Jones.
Runner.
Yeah.
Olympic track athlete
and bobsleder.
She did the Olympic shirt.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
So, there you go, Jones.
Well, that sounds like,
I mean, those sound pretty solid.
You know Lolo, don't you,
Bones?
I bet.
How do you know her again?
You know how I know her.
How do you know her?
Well, I don't really know how you know her.
I know that you talk to her.
I don't know how you know her.
I met her on a dating half.
Oh, that's how.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought it was maybe Instagram, but.
We actually haven't, like, we would just, like, text and talk.
We haven't actually physically met.
She lives in Baton Rouge.
And then I was talking to her, like, last week or so.
And she was like, I got to disappear for a while.
She wouldn't tell me why.
And then I read on here that she's going on Celebrity Big Brother.
Oh, that's funny.
So I don't super know her, but we have talked to her.
a little bit. Okay.
She was like, yeah, I gotta go to L.A.
Remember when I was, like, being all coy about dancing with the stars and I couldn't tell
anybody? Right.
That's what it felt like.
Raymond, you like Big Brother, huh?
Yeah, but that's a shortened one. It's only like three weeks.
Three weeks. It's not the real Big Brother.
Oh.
Because all those people are super famous. They have jobs and day stuff they have to do, so they
can't keep them in there that long. The whole point of Big Brother is like Cabin'
fever being in there for three months. So three weeks doesn't really do it.
Lunchbox, you find who Tamara Braxton was?
Yeah, she's part of the Braxton family.
Her sisters, they had a group called the Braxton's.
Tony Braxton, her sister?
No, I think that's her mom.
Oh, really?
What?
Yeah.
I have no idea.
Because she started in 89, but it doesn't say.
It just says she's part of the Braxton family.
It doesn't say if it's her mom or her sister.
There you go.
Because it says Associated Acts, Tony Braxton.
That's a lot if it's her mom, huh?
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
So this family went on vacation and Hawaii,
and when they got home back to San Francisco,
they realized that their son's teddy bear,
Sutro, did not make it back home.
And the son was freaking out, crying.
I mean, this was his favorite teddy bear.
So the mom called the hotel where they were staying in Hawaii,
and the housekeeping director found Sutro.
Because they slipped in, the little boy slept in like a pull-out bed,
and I guess the pull-out bed got stuffed back under.
But when they were cleaning, they found Sutro,
and they didn't just, like, throw it in some loss and found thing.
They were like, okay, yep, we've got it.
They took pictures.
of Sutro around the hotel, the resort at the pool, getting a manicure at the spa.
That's funny.
Like, hanging out doing all kinds of things.
And then send a postcard to the son making sure that he knew that Sutro was having a great time.
He just needed a few extra days of vacay.
He's like, why am I better getting a manicure?
And then he was on his way back home.
So that's cool.
That's good.
That's what's all about right there.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
The latest from Nashville and Hollywood.
Morgan number two's 30 Second Skinny.
George Strait and Willie Nelson performed for the very first time together at Willie's tribute show in Nashville.
It's a song off George's new album called Sing One with Willie.
The goal would be to be so legendary people write songs about doing what you do with you.
I do love Willie. One of my favorite songs ever.
When I last cry, it's rain.
You love that song?
I love that song.
I love Willie Nelson, though. I do. What else?
Old Dominion postponed some tour dates in February lead singer Matthew Ramsey's
having surgery on an old leg injury.
I think they've rescheduled the three dates or so that they have called off.
Yes.
Yeah, what else?
Jimmy Allen stopped a show in Ohio when a fan was fighting.
He asked security to get this clown out of here so we can have a good time.
Hey, just going to get him out of here.
Hey, y'all going to get this clown out of here, man.
We can have a good time.
Listen, here's thing about Jimmy Allen.
If he wants to hop down and beat you up, he will.
Yeah.
That dude is jacked.
He's jacked.
I'll probably fight at a lot of people's concerts, but not here.
His.
The artist won't beat you up.
What else?
That's it.
I'm Morgan number two.
That's your skinny.
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Let me go.
Transmitting across America.
Over to Amy.
Let's get the Morning Corny going right now.
I'm ready to laugh.
Yeah.
We're ready to laugh.
Me.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm ready to laugh.
The Morning Corny.
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What did the wolf say?
when it's stubbed its toe.
Ow!
Come on!
Come on!
Ouch!
Good.
That was the morning corny.
We're probably 15 minutes away from,
if you've never heard the bit,
you'll be like, oh my goodness, how does that happen?
Like, prepare yourself a bit.
Here we go.
Let's talk to Autumn in Alabama.
Autumn, how are you this morning?
I'm good.
How are you guys?
I'm good.
I'm kind of letting the new listeners to the show
know what they're about to hear.
Have you ever heard Lunchbox guess a caller's weight?
I have, yes.
And isn't it nutty?
It's insane.
And have I ever met you as Lunchbox's ever met you ever?
No.
A sample.
You want to do a sample?
You want to do a sample?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me stand up, though.
Oh, we're standing up.
Oh, all right.
Autumn, do you mind if he stretches out for a second?
He wasn't ready right now.
Okay, go for him.
Okay, go ahead, lunch.
Head, shoulders, knees and toes.
Knees and toes.
Head, shoulders, knees and toes.
All right, we're good.
Okay, Autumn, have you met anyone on this show before?
Unfortunately not.
Unfortunately not.
So, Lunchbox, we've never seen her.
Would you like to guess her wait?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I got to talk to her.
I've got to ask her a couple questions.
You know, I need about 30, 20, 20, 30 seconds, whatever you want to give me?
Now, your goal is within 5 pounds.
Yeah, without, yeah, missing without 5 pounds.
Autumn, are you ready?
I'm ready when y'all are.
Okay, Lunchbox.
I know you weren't ready.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Autumn, what month were you born?
August.
kids do you have? One. What's your favorite sport? Baseball. What's your favorite team? The
Cubs or the brave? Are you married? When's the last time you went to the gym? It's been a minute.
And how old are you? Oh, I'm sorry. Now, what lunchbox will do is he takes these notes. He's looking at his notes right now.
How are you feeling? Guys, this is an easy one. Oh, it is. Within five pounds, can you get her weight? She's a nice lady from
Alabama. Autumn from Alabama. She likes
to break. She's the Cubs. One kid. She has
to chase that kid around, so she's burning calories.
132. He says 132. Autumn,
how much do you weigh? Shut up.
134.
You're not
going to believe this when you hear him do it one after
the other. It's coming up in like the next 15
minutes, but he did it. He's out. One for one.
It's good. Amazing.
Starts the day, starts the week. Yeah, have a
cookie today. Autumn, enjoy yourself.
Have a cookie. What does that mean exactly?
Celebrate. We got it right.
I don't think she wanted you to get it right. I think she was trying to stump you.
Oh, I thought she was on my side.
No, I don't think so. I think their goal is to stump you.
Oh, well, then Autumn, take that cookie back.
There you have it.
You want to talk about the egg?
Yeah.
So what's the story about this egg?
Well, it's trying to break. The whole purpose of the egg is to break Kylie Jenner's post on Instagram.
She has the most like post on Instagram where she's holding Stormy's hand for, I don't know if it's the first time she introduced story to the world, but she's like...
Who's Stormy from X-Men?
No.
It's Kylie's daughter.
Oh.
And it's like her thumb and like Stormy's little hand.
You can see Stormy's little mouth.
It's super cute, but it got over 18 million likes.
It's the most like photo.
So then these people with the egg decided to post a picture of just an egg.
That's the only post they have up.
And they broke the record.
The egg now has over 27 million likes, including likes from John Mayer.
But who is the person who put this egg up?
How do they get that story out?
And Dan Smyers?
I mean, I don't know.
I guess you just started catching up on Instagram.
Literally the caption on Instagram, it's world underscore record underscore egg.
And it says, let's set a world record together and get the most like posts on Instagram beating the current record holder, Kylie Jenner.
We got this.
And then.
I saw that on the news this morning.
Yeah.
Really?
And anybody I follow on Instagram, they pretty much all liked it.
I haven't liked it yet.
You should go like it.
I wouldn't like it.
A study has put high school clicks
into 12 different categories
So scientists said here are the categories
If you're in high school, you're in one of these clicks
Okay
Which one do you think you were in?
I don't know the options
Well, everybody kind of knows what click they think they were in
Is your lunchbox?
Cool kids
The cool kids click
Absolutely.
Like the popular kids
When you're in Promkeying, you're popular.
So the popular's is one of the categories
They were either rich, attractive, or well-known
Or their combination.
Good looking, well-known, that was me.
Yeah, so Lunchbox claims he was a popular.
Yeah.
A lot of people went to school with lunchboxes.
They claim otherwise, but we'll let you say what you said.
But he was Fromm King.
I know, but...
But, great.
Yeah.
Eddie?
Yeah. Without even knowing that... For sure, popular. You guys are out of your mind. I'm... For sure, popular. You guys are out of your mind. You're not even out of your mind.
That's who I was. I was popular. Morgan number two?
I was like a floater. I like to have.
hang out with a bunch of different groups.
There is a group called the floaters.
They can float from group to group to group.
Yeah, the floaters.
Okay, so you have the popular, which...
Both of us.
For now, you're still a popular.
Yeah.
You have the jocks, which were really associated with sports and parties.
Maybe you.
No, I played all the sports, but I still...
Ray?
No parties for...
I wasn't considered one of the jocks.
Okay.
The jocks didn't beat me up as much.
much once I started playing sports, but I definitely wasn't.
Yeah, I must have a distorted image of you as an athlete.
I was a really good baseball player.
That's what I mean, so I figured you just, like, were a jock, but I forget you weren't
cool in other areas.
I do, I forget.
Let me compare it to something.
You know how when I went on Dancing with the Stars?
Yeah.
Like I did well, but I wasn't a dancer, even though I was the best dancer according to the show.
It's a good comparison.
But I just worked.
You hustled.
Yeah.
Hustled hard.
Yes, that's a good.
Floaters, there were the good ads, well-rounded and well-liked, which, anyone fit in that?
I don't really get that one.
How about the fine arts kids, skilled and artistic?
Nope.
The brains, academically superior.
That's Bobby.
That was me.
That's Bobby.
I would have put me into that one.
When I was in seventh grade, I was captain of the 12th grade quiz bowl team, and I loved it, but everybody else thought it was dorky.
That's a baller, dude.
I thought so, too.
I thought it was so.
I'm joking, though.
Oh, you are?
Yeah.
Oh, because I would go to the quiz bowl tournaments with all the seniors,
and I'm like, the seventh grader.
And I used to tell myself, I'm going to get so many girls.
Do you think the other teams knew you?
Like, oh, there's that body.
And I was dominant.
There's the kid.
I was like LeBron.
I was the LeBron of Quiz Bowl.
Yeah, I never really did anything for me.
I mean, that's a proud moment.
Yeah.
I thought I was going to get drafted as an approach.
The brains, okay, the normals, unknown and invisible.
Oh, definitely not me.
drugies, the emoes, and the
animas. What's the anime?
They love anime, Japanese video games, and graphic
novels. Oh, yeah, I know. I don't think that
was around when I was school. Yeah,
should be like comic book kids, you know.
What do you guys think? Do you still fit in the
popular? Popular.
Oh, you guys are out of your mind.
Popular Bobby nerdy.
You should be more jealous that you were the brains.
No, I'm not. I'm going to where I was.
I had a good time. So, on this show, we have
three self-proclaimed popular.
No, I mean, if you break down the category.
Morgan number two, you were a floater.
Definitely a floater.
I was a brain.
Mike D.
Our writer, what would you put you as?
There's a loner.
Yeah, the loner for sure, right?
Or emo.
Yeah, probably emo.
I put emo.
Hey, Ramundo, our studio, our glass room editor, what do you have?
Yo, jock for me.
Yo.
He still is.
Yo.
You were known for being an athlete?
Yeah, it was a small school, so I was able to play all the sports.
So I'm not saying I was amazing, but I just did.
Yeah. Okay. Hillary, our phone screener, what were you?
A floater.
Yeah? You floated around for all the groups?
Yep, friends with everyone.
Were you a good athlete?
No, my sisters were, but I wasn't.
Isn't your dad a coach?
Yeah, he's still the high school softball coach, head coach.
Was there a lot of pressure on you to be good?
Yes.
And you weren't?
I wasn't.
But your sisters were?
Yeah, my sister went and played at Florida State, and she still coaches in college.
Wow.
That's hard.
So what were you good at, Hillary?
Being friendly.
You know, I always thought, I've said this before,
if they started assigning superpowers to people,
mine would be like, is able to be friendly to everybody.
Yeah, and flying, right?
No, everybody else would get the good ones.
Like if like a truck turned over and we got all this goo on us,
Amy'd be like, oh, I can now see through people.
Once you're off, I have superpower, Bobby, what did you get?
Well, I'm super friendly.
This is the worst superpower ever.
That would be a terrible one.
Yeah.
Well, there you have it.
We'll put this up at Bobbybones.com,
and you can find your own click and see which one.
You kind of fit into there.
Have you done the 10-year challenge yet?
I haven't, no.
I'm putting mine up on my Instagram right now.
Oh, I can't wait to see her before.
Yeah, you can't wait.
What is this?
So you take a picture from you 10 years ago, and you post it beside one of you now,
and people get to say if you've glowed up or glowed down on.
That's terrible.
My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones.
I'll be posted mine in one second.
I'm about to hit Enter right now.
Yeah, 10 years.
Without seeing the pictures, I feel like you've done pretty good.
You think so?
Yeah, you moved up.
I feel like Amy's done great.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
So it was 27, I didn't look great?
You've Benjamin Buttonard.
Oh.
You went to the opposite.
What do you mean?
Oh, I thought it's 27.
No, you should be happy with right now.
We're always trying to get better.
And those years are done with.
And either way, you were going to be mad.
If we said you went the wrong way, Amy, you'd be like, oh.
Yeah, because it's like, well, 27.
I was like, okay.
I get it.
I get it.
You glow up.
Yes, you want to always glow up.
Yeah.
I'm going to post mine a second.
Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram.
This is a second.
segment we do that is just world-renowned. Other people have tried to take the segment from us,
but they can't because they don't have the talent that we have. And everyone talks about it.
Yeah, meaning lunchbox. Here he is. Here he is.
Lunchbox. Are you ready, my friend?
I'm ready. Now, explain to people what you will do.
So I will talk to females on the phone. I've never met them before. I will ask them a few
questions, you know, about 30 seconds worth. And then... No dudes. No dudes.
Why not dudes, though?
Listen, don't question the magician. I can do women. I can't. I can't.
new dudes. Oh, wow. Interesting. Interesting.
So, I will guess
their weight within five pounds.
Just by talking to them. Just by talking to them hearing their
voice. Their breathing patterns, things like that.
Okay. Breathing patterns.
Well, yeah, I see that.
So we're going to put on
Taylor in New York. Hi, Taylor.
Hey, how's it going?
You've heard this segment before, right?
Oh, absolutely. It's been a goal of mine to get on this.
Okay, here she is. Welcome, Taylor. Welcome,
Taylor. Okay, Taylor. So, so
lunchbox is now standing up for some reason he has to be fully vertical yeah i need to stand up got to get
loose got to get the energy flowing got to get focused i knew we were doing this today all weekend i've been honed in on this
moment that's what i've been thinking about taylor have you met lunchbox ever i've never met lunchbox
so this isn't like taylor lunchbox's cousin who's part of the bit no i don't have a cousin named taylor
that i know of okay cool lunchbox you ready to do you think yeah i'm ready you have 30 seconds go
yeah taylor what's your favorite tv show friends what's your new year's
resolution? Don't have one. What's your shoe size?
9 and a half. How old are you? 32. How much do you weigh? No, don't answer that.
He always tries to go for that. Don't answer that. How many kids do you have? I have three.
Whoa! Oh, I thought you hit the buzzer. No, you go. Oh, uh...
Time now. Oh, you wasted a question. You wasted a question. Go ahead. Now lunchbox
thinking about this. Hold on. We have a guest that came in the studio. Hey, Sarah, would you come up here for a second? I want to
Come up for one second
Because you're looking at this room
What's your name by the way?
Colby
Colby and you won an auction
From musicians on call
That's correct
And so you just walked in the room
There are no screens
Let's box isn't looking at anything
Right?
Not at all
He's just reading questions
We've, and have you and I ever met
We have met at the finale
Of Dancing with the Stars
Oh you came
Yes
Okay
Oh wow
Are you and I friends?
Congratulations by the way
Are we friends in any way
Like we talk socially
We should be
We should be
But we're not yet
So look at his screen
He sees nothing
All the thing he's just reading
He's just reading questions
All right
Just wanted you to be a voice
so our listeners can know there's nothing happening here.
Guys. Guys, like,
when I do this, like, I don't need this,
like, I mean, once you start, I got to go.
Like, I don't have time to be talking to random Colby's.
I mean, I understand Colby's a nice guy, and he won an auction
and everything, he wants to be friends.
You're working.
Yeah, I'm working.
Like, I don't come to your house and mess up your flow.
Like, when you're on the tape, telling jokes,
I don't go, hey, well, let me bring up a gym over here.
Hey, guys, you ever met Jim?
Jim, are we friends? No, I don't do that.
Okay, good point.
His office, did we haven't guessed her weight yet?
He already wrote something down before Colby hopped up.
I just wanted our listeners to know there's nothing fishy happening.
Taylor, are you ready?
I am so ready.
Lunchbox will guess your weight within five pounds.
Listen, you got three kids.
You like friends.
You know what's up.
You weigh 142.
He says 142.
Taylor, what do you weigh?
Oh, snap.
I weigh 140.
He does it again.
Wow.
Kobe, I don't know if you can do the math.
That's within five pounds.
Yeah, he didn't have headphones on.
He's on the couch.
Oh.
He couldn't hear the problem.
My bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Taylor, thank you very much.
Lunchbox, your two to two today.
You want another one?
Oh, yeah, you want to do another one?
You want to do another one?
Yeah.
Okay.
We're going to talk to Allison.
Allison is in Louisiana.
Is that right?
Yep.
Hi, Allison.
Have we met before?
We have not.
All right, she has Allison.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, lunchbox, you have 30 seconds.
Go ahead.
Allison, what did you have for breakfast?
Nothing.
What color of hair do you have?
Brown.
Who's your favorite country artist?
Um, with Brian.
Do you live in a house or an apartment?
In a house.
How many kids do you have?
A baby.
And what kind of pets do you own?
Too many dogs, three of them.
Three of them, and how old are your baby?
Oh, I'm sorry, that would be time right there.
You know it's a baby, so it can't be seven.
Right, but it could be one month.
That could be extra baby weight.
Or if it's 10 months, like she said, she's been hitting the treadmill at her house with her three dogs.
Did she send him about treadmill?
No.
No, I'm just assuming she has a house.
She has a treadmill.
He has this whole image in his brain.
He builds up.
Let me paint the picture.
Let me ask Kobe again.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
You have within five pounds lunchbox?
Go ahead.
109.
He says 109.
Allison, what do you weigh?
110.
What on Kobe?
Kobe, you never see anything like it.
Hey, Kobe, is he looking at anything over there?
Nothing.
He's watching a video of your house.
It's a little creepy.
Yeah, he's watching you right now.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Allison, appreciate you.
Have a good day.
All right.
Are you want to do one more lunchbox or no, you're tired?
Oh, man.
Colby, you want another one?
I definitely want another.
All right, we're doing another one.
All right, lunchbox.
You are now going to put on a seat.
Let's do Tammy.
Oh, I like Tammy.
She seems like a nice person.
Tammy in Kansas.
All right.
Tammy, how are you?
I am great.
This is a bucketless dream.
Tammy, where do you live in Kansas?
I live in Sterling, Kansas.
Sterling, Kansas.
It's about an hour and a half from Wichita to the north-west.
Okay, love it.
Hey, love starting.
Oh, wow.
One of my favorite place.
Sterling?
One of my favorite.
What's up?
Yeah, I know Sterling.
Does he used to vacation there?
Or summer there?
Dang it.
All right.
Are you ready to go 30 seconds with lunchbox?
Wow.
I got the gloves on.
I'm ready.
Wait, what is her name?
She takes a deep breath.
This is Tammy in Kansas.
Tammy and Kansas.
All right.
Comey down.
You make me nervous, buddy.
So have a seat on the couch over there.
There he is.
Coffey's all hovering around now.
He's excited.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, are you ready?
Lunchbox, are you ready?
Yeah.
Go.
How many hours a week do you work?
38.
If you could have dinner with any celebrity, who would it be?
Reba McIntyre.
What kind of car do you drive?
Jeet's Compass.
Okay, who's your favorite on the Bobby Bone Show?
Of course, you.
And how many hours of sleep did you get last night?
Seven hours and 12 minutes.
Where were you born?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Because he needed to know where she was.
Yes, it's a big part of his mental image.
He needs this.
Within five pounds.
Why do you question my questions?
The last one.
Go ahead.
Hey, by the way.
When Einstein asked questions, no one questioned him.
Yes, they did, actually.
Do you think so when he came up with gravity?
No, he did E equals MC squared.
Yeah.
Motion and motion.
No, relativity.
Yeah, I don't know what that means.
Okay, go ahead.
Did he come up with those little balls that sit on the desk that hit each other and they keep going back and forth?
Are you going to answer the question?
Are you going to even call me back up here at the charity one?
Tammy, are you ready?
Go ahead.
Oh, my God, yes.
Don't crash your car.
Okay.
Are you driving, Tammy?
No, I am parked because I'm shaking so bad.
All right.
Well, keep on shaking, girl, because you weigh 173.
He says 173.
Tammy, what do you weigh?
Oh, he's got his shirt on that.
Killed it today.
Look at this guy.
He's talking.
He needs water now.
He's tired.
He's just talking to him.
now. He needs oxygen and water.
Lunchbox, congratulations, buddy. You did it again. Thank you.
We're going to do it right now. Now we're going to play a song. Yeah, let's do that.
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Our head of digital
was Morgan number two.
She runs all our social media,
our website.
Well, not our individual pages,
but like the Bobby Bone Show pages.
If you go to at Bobby Bone show,
Morgan number two runs that.
youngest member of our show.
We want to stay cool.
So she brings us what she cares about so we can be cool.
All right, what do you have, Morgan, number two?
There's a machine out there that will fold your laundry.
It's called FoldyMate, and it folds your clothes in less than five minutes,
and it'll fold anything from age six to adult size, extra, extra large.
You say five minutes, like a whole basket?
Could you dump a whole basket in there?
Yeah, basically take it straight from the dryer and put it through the machine,
and it just starts folding it within five minutes.
It's like CoinStar, but it's for clothes?
How does it know how to do it?
Where do you buy it? How much is it?
How much?
It's not on the market yet, but its target price is $980.
What?
$980 I could pay a human to do it.
But for years?
Okay.
It would probably like a VCR.
When those launched, we're really young, they were like $2,000.
Right.
And they were a nickel.
Now they're like, I don't even know you're going to get a new one.
It was like, I'll give you a dollar to take mine.
Yeah.
So that's the deal, huh?
Yeah.
It looks pretty.
sweet and it fits right next to a
washer and dryer so if you got a little room in your laundry
room, it's perfect. You see it?
Yeah, it looks awesome. I saw it this weekend.
I just looked at it and I was like, wait, where did you see it?
Online. Can you
order them? No, yeah. It just
got like revealed at a convention
for electronics. Yeah, electronic
convention last week and so this was one of the big
ones that was the big hit and everybody
was talking about it so they had videos of it
and it's just, you drove clothes in, they come
out perfectly folded like,
who! I mean, we're trying to send people to Mars
right in like China just sent someone to the other side of the moon
dark side of the moon and then everybody's like
but I freaking closed folding machine
we're like those are talking about
come on I'm looking at this
and I'm just fascinated like how does it do it
but how does a TV send things
I don't know how that one
how does the radio work yes I don't know how anything works
so I'm not internet oh my goodness
shoes like how do they attach shoes
how do they fit so well
But yeah, so I'm not even going to question this.
It's awesome, we'll get in it, Amy.
It really is.
You need to get one.
Bones, next year, Christmas present.
Shut up.
Oh, good call, Amy.
I only do the big one's brain.
That's true.
Y'all, we could get him one.
Yeah, that's true, too.
Morgan number two, is that it?
Yeah, that's it.
What's a 25-year-old's care of?
What's up?
I'm still looking at it.
It's pretty amazing.
I'm still.
Mind blown.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
A high school student
celebrated her 17th birthday by convincing Purina to donate one ton of dog and cat food
to her Davenport, Iowa animal shelter.
Since she was nine, she has asked friends and family members to celebrate by making a donation
to the Humane Society.
From nine years old, that's crazy for a birthday.
Every year the size of the donation has increased, but this year she lobbied Purina hard,
and they did.
They sent 2,000 pounds of dog and cat food.
They had to get some of her dad's coworkers at the day.
fire department to physically help move in all the dog and cat food.
Wow.
Isn't that crazy?
Like, first of all, good for her.
Like, from age 9 to 17, she's like, don't give him birthday presents.
Let's get food.
And then finally, she convinces Purana to do that.
That's good stuff right there.
That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Let me.
We're transmitting across America.
We're going to big night tonight.
Eddie and I are in a band called the Raging Idiots.
and we have a big charity show tonight
at the Rhyman Auditorium.
I've been playing for years.
We kind of took last year off.
This is our hit song, Namaste.
It is.
It blew up the charts, man.
Number 73 in Puerto Rico.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's amazing.
It's a big hit for us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
7.30 in the morning
in the suit that I was born in.
Girl, why are you laughing at me?
Come on, baby, with my khakis.
I'm running late.
You beat it like Jackson, but you're kind of a distraction,
because I can't stop watching you, showing me your Savasana.
Like the best-looking bad influence I ever saw,
probably ought to hit the road, but now I'm a mistake.
Ain't no way, I'm about to leave you in a bristle on the floor like that.
You look a little lonely on that map.
I should be saying goodbye.
I might lose my job.
Namaste.
Come on, baby, let me jump in all those stretches you'll do it.
I'll be a student.
Don't know nothing about yoga at all.
Probably ought to hit the road.
But namaste.
Namaste.
Namaste.
We'll play that tonight, and tens of people will be cheering.
Girl, I'm trying to be responsible, but you're making it impossible.
Andex pants looking off.
Flexible and you're down with all.
Namest.
Hey, no, I'm about to leave you in a Brussels on the floor like that.
You look a little lonely on that mat.
I should be saying goodbye.
I might lose my job.
We'll play that tonight.
It'll be good.
It's for St. Jude tonight.
And, like, Luke Bryan's going to show up and play with us.
I think he's doing this song, huh?
He's doing this song.
No, he's doing.
Most people are good.
Okay, yeah, that's right.
And then what makes you country?
Makes a country.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lady Annabellum's going to play with us
And what happens we're playing
We do our songs
And then these artists come and just go in
And they come in and out
Lady Annabelle's going to
I don't know
John Party
I might have a little dirt on my book
Cole Swindell
Like we had practice this weekend
I'm not in singing shape
Actually I don't know if I've ever been in singing shape
We practiced and a lot of artists
came by and practice with us
Rachel Womack came by
She's so good
Oh so good
She brought her keys
She's doing this and sit to
The Dock of the Bay, sit on the Dock of the Bay.
She's like, sitting in the morning.
We're like, wow, that's good.
It's going to be good tonight.
I'm telling you, folks, it's going to be good if you're coming.
Bailey Brian.
Are you a little bit nervous?
Because these are big acts that you're on stage with, like the biggest in country music.
And you're a little, I mean, not dorky band.
Like, you know, you guys aren't Luke Bryan level.
Correct.
And you're playing with Luke Ryan, Lady Anabellum, John Party.
Like, are you guys freaking out inside?
or are you just cool, calm collective?
We're cool.
We play with Garth.
Come on, man.
I've played, I've seen to do it
with Carrie Underwood
doing this show.
Oh, that's true.
Yeah.
But that doesn't mean
you don't get nervous
when they're up there?
Nah.
Three doors down
is going to play tonight?
No.
If I go brittling
and will you still call me Superman?
Like, we're singing all of this.
They're going to sing
and we're going to do background.
Yeah, yeah.
But they'll probably be so background.
It's front ground.
They don't know that yet.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll probably do high, though, is that I'm doing?
Yeah.
If I go crazy.
It fills it out.
It kind of makes it full.
He's going to be cool with that.
Like, that's not going to throw him off?
You know, who knows?
I mean, you look for like the eyes.
You know, if he looks over like Bobby, like, what are you doing?
Then you back up a little bit.
Yeah, but mostly it's cool.
Most of the time, it's cool.
They like it.
Yeah, I feel it up at the high part.
It just fills that.
And Eddie does the low part.
Yeah.
Like, if I go crazy, yeah, well, you still call me Superman.
You see how that fits?
We're just missing that key middle part.
Yeah, they didn't even do that for their record.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what he does, though.
Okay.
Will you still go me superman?
See how it goes full circle?
So good.
It's like a choir.
It's beautiful.
So we play for it.
Can't wait.
There's no opening band.
We start.
Everybody comes out.
We wrap it at like 11 something tonight.
I mean, that's action-packed.
Yeah, it's a big show.
Don't, yeah, it's going to be a good show tonight.
So I went a lot of our listeners flying from all over the country to go to the show and they get a house.
And so I went over there last night.
It's on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones.
and so the B team gets a house
and they were cooking dinner
and I went and hung out with them for a while.
It's so cool because they've literally become friends
because of the show
and they all hang out and do cool things like this.
How did you take with you?
Nobody, why?
I mean, you've got to protect yourself.
Look at the picture on my Instagram.
I know my name.
They're fine.
They ain't no stabbars in that group.
But maybe they're mad at Bobby for something.
Bobby, you got it.
No way.
They wouldn't come all the way across the country for that.
So, yeah, that'll be tonight.
pretty excited about that Amy's you're coming your kids aren't coming though huh no no kids
I mean I'm school can you imagine the crowd pop they would get if they showed up
like ladies gentlemen Stevenson he does a little dance I don't even think they would know what to
think if that were to happen he may love it I don't know hey you're on the air Matt
hey guys what's up what's up buddy you're in North Carolina yeah small town
North Carolina yeah what you want to say I just wonder like how long
have you guys been friends? Because y'all
get along better than
most of me and most of my friends and
we've been friends for 12 years.
How long have you guys
been friends or known each other?
Okay, I can do a quick history
at the Bobbybone show for you.
When I started,
I was, well, I started in Hot Springs, Arkansas,
my quick room, I went to Little Rock, Arkansas,
because I'm from Arkansas, and I went to Austin
and I lived there for a long time, and I was doing a night show
and I got the morning show by myself.
and I was an idiot.
I was 22.
And so I don't have any money.
We were broke.
The station was doing terribly.
And so I met Lunchbox at a bar.
I was out.
He was out.
He was a delivery driver for Jason's deli in the year of 2003.
2003?
Yep.
And so Lunchbox and I have known each other for 16 years.
And Lunchbox came on and had just a cell phone.
No microphone.
He'd stay in the studio and, like, argue with people.
But yeah, Lunchbox and I've been together for 16 years.
years, which is crazy.
Yeah. He was first.
Amy, I met Amy at a Culber's
restaurant. In 2005?
14 years.
Amy and I basically have been together.
I was getting my tires rotated.
And Amy offered me an ice cream coupon.
I think she was trying to date me.
No, I was not.
Listen, looking back in history, Matt,
who knows?
But we were friends for a while before she came on the show.
Yeah, because I didn't start the show until a year later,
2006. So we knew each other in 2005, became friends, she came on in 2006. All this show's basically
been my friends or people that have interned with me. Eddie was a friend of mine. I went and started
doing television in Texas and I randomly got teamed up with Eddie as my TV producer. Didn't know Eddie.
Oh, okay. What year was that, Eddie? That was 05. 05. 14 years Eddie.
And so Eddie, as soon as we were like, hey, we're going to Nashville. I was like, Eddie, get your
family. Let's go. And so Eddie's been with the show though for her. We've been
friends, 14 years, but six years?
Five, six years, yeah.
Mike D, who writes the games and finds a lot of these stories,
he was an intern for me.
How long ago?
Nine years ago.
So, yeah, it's just kind of like that.
And Ray Mundo, Ramundo, you're an intern for me, and you didn't even get paid.
Yeah, I was unpaid for years.
And what year do we meet?
I want to say, like, 2009.
So, Ray Mundo's been here for, you know, 10 years.
So, yeah, I try to, you know, I find the people.
And, you know, they come on and we're friends and try to take care about everybody takes care of everybody. And that's it, man.
That's cool. But like, how did any of this, like, start up, like, you just walk up, be like, hey, you want to be on a radio station?
With me or with them?
With them.
Oh, no. I had zero aspirations for radio. That's not my goal.
I found people that had no idea. They were just good at being people, interesting people.
Amy, no radio experience, lunchbox, no radio experience. Eddie, no radio experience.
Nobody, except for me. And so I was like, man, I was like, man.
I don't want to do a show that sounds like other DJs.
But full disclosure, I did listen to the show and I was a fan.
So there's that.
Full disclosure, I have no idea about the show.
I wanted to find a bunch of people that didn't sound like this.
Later, but what a day?
Come on that show.
I mean, it was like a super fan, but I definitely knew what Bobby looked like.
So that was kind of the deal.
I just wanted to create a show that didn't sound like a radio show, you know?
Yeah.
Bringing on my friends.
I listen to you guys on the way to work.
like every morning.
And it's just, I just, I mean, I did, before it was kind of like, I don't know if I'll get through.
And I just never tried it.
And then this morning, I heard that y'all were taking questions.
And I was like, why not give it a shot?
Why not?
Why not?
There you go, Matt.
Why not?
There you go.
Well, good.
Are you satisfied with the response that you got?
Did it cure your, you did it, did it?
Quench your curiosity.
Well, I mean, I'm just, I was, I'm actually just happy that I,
I got to talk to you guys. Hey, there is.
Happy guys. Hey, if you're happy, we're happy, buddy.
All right, man. Well, y'all have a good day and stay warm because it's cold here.
I don't know about it up there, but it's cold here.
It's cold here. Is Nashville up from where you are, or like just to the left?
Oh, or down.
Good question.
Yeah, y'all are in Tennessee, ain't you?
We are, yeah.
Yeah, y'all are directly west of me. I'm on the East Coast.
How long have you been listening to the show, bud?
since I was
probably 12
wait how old are you
I'm 19
okay maybe not that long but close
we haven't been on that long
but we have a lot of new listeners
like in Chicago we're trying to get everybody to like us they don't like us yet
what would you tell them
you guys are great I mean y'all are funny
there's just so much to tell
I mean
really you got a good show
y'all got a good show
I like the lunch box to argue with different callers.
I mean, it's definitely a handful sometimes.
Well, I appreciate that.
Well, you have a good morning, all right.
I appreciate you.
Yeah, man, you too.
Thank you guys for taking the call.
You're welcome, bud.
Have a good one.
Have a good week.
Appreciate you.
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Hey, let's go to Maria in Chicago.
Hey, Maria.
Hi, how are you?
Good.
What's going on with you?
I'm just calling to tell you that
We love you here in Chicago
We're trying, man
We're trying
Yeah
Don't say we don't love you up here
We love you
It took us a minute to get used to you
I'll admit that
When Alabama and them left
It was hard
Listen I'm a new listener to coaching music
Hey
Come on, go ahead
And so I got used to them
And then they left
And you guys, I listen to you guys every morning.
I love you guys.
What is it that took some getting used to with us?
I think just the change.
I think creatures have it and we're just, when we get used to something and we like it,
when there's a change, it's hard.
Yeah, it is hard.
Change is hard.
That's for sure.
I switch back and forth, you know, from between country stations,
and you guys definitely won my heart.
Hey, come on.
Hey, let's send this girl up.
Hey, what do you want?
Would you rather have a book or a hat?
We've got two things around here.
I'll sign a book of mine or I'll send you a B-Team Hat.
I want your book.
He wants a book.
Yeah.
I'll send her a book.
All right.
Hey, can I tell Amy one thing?
A friends of mine are real, real good friends of mine are from Haiti.
If you're ever in Chicago, we will cook Haitian food for you and your family.
Oh, I love it.
Okay.
You know something about Haiti, Amy?
Oh, a little bit.
I got two kids from there.
Oh, whoa, whoa, yeah.
Hey, Maria, thank you very much.
What?
What?
You're welcome.
Okay, there's Mary.
Yay.
There is. Thank you very much.
Speaking of change, Morgan number two, you want to talk about this now or no?
Are you ready for it?
Ready as I'm going to be.
Morgan number two and her boyfriend broke out.
Oh.
And she hasn't talked about it yet.
And I knew it happened during Christmas break.
This is what happened before you talk about it.
I was doing one of those things.
It was like, hey, ask me whatever you want.
And someone's like, what's up Morgan number two and her boyfriend?
Because he doesn't follow her anymore.
And I was like, dang, psychos.
How do you know that?
Wait, he had followed you?
Yeah.
What?
And so I text Morgan number two thinking that they were wrong.
And I was like, do you and your dude break up?
Because we were giving her crap about getting engaged.
Well, yeah.
He had just moved in.
Oh, yeah, and you guys are living together.
Oh.
That was so fast.
It was so fast.
Morgan number two, what happened?
I mean, really, we're just at different places in our lives.
And when he moved in, it really became more apparent.
So.
Why?
What happened?
What was different about you two?
I mean, just everything, you know, maturity levels were just not.
Not at the same place.
We want different things.
So who's more mature?
Oh, for sure.
Of course, Morgan.
I'm just letting him.
Did you ask him to leave or did he say he was leaving?
I asked him to leave.
Yeah.
How does that work?
Where did he go?
Because he was living there.
Where did he go?
He's out there somewhere.
We haven't seen him since.
I haven't heard from him.
I mean, you guys were talking about buying a house together.
Yeah.
Like how long did he physically live there?
Like two weeks?
No, he was there for about two months.
And it took you, it took that for you to realize this about him?
Or did you feel some of it before he moved in?
I think I kind of felt it.
I mean, I think I had known early on, but I'm one of those people who fall really hard and really quickly.
Yeah.
And once that happened, you just kind of disregard everything.
And so then it just finally, we were in close quarters, and it became too much, and we just needed to separate.
the best for both of us.
How long did you date?
About a year and a half.
Man, you were living together.
Wow.
But just now Morgan Number Two's Twitter is blowing up.
People sliding in.
Hey, how you know it?
Hey, hey.
Instagram DMs.
I heard you single.
Dang.
So how long?
When did you guys call it off?
It was right around Thanksgiving.
Before Thanksgiving or after Thanksgiving?
It was before Thanksgiving.
And you stayed together the long distance the whole time while he was in Wisconsin, right?
Yeah.
Then he came back and you were like, this isn't, it's not the same or what?
Yeah.
It would just change.
People change.
And I just had a time.
I had to.
Oh.
Something that easy?
No.
I just had to do what was best for me and my happiness, and that was that.
So.
How was Christmas?
Christmas was great.
I was with my family for two weeks, which was definitely the perfect way to get over it.
Did you tell them?
Yeah.
My family's awesome.
I'm really close to them, so they made it a lot easier.
But it's been interesting dipping my toes back into the dating world.
Are you dating?
Already?
Yeah.
Wait.
Have you what?
Wait.
Jerry.
Jerry.
What's his name?
Go ahead.
She did mention something about being on a dating site the other day, and I was like,
already?
Oh, you didn't know?
Did you know she was a boyfriend?
Well, yes.
I found out, like, last week when she said something about a dating site, I said,
you're already on there?
She goes, that was aggressive.
And I was like, but I felt like it's a little soon.
I was still.
Since Thanksgiving.
Like, I was like, wow.
I didn't know either.
That's quick.
When I hit her up, I was like, hey, you're not broken up with your boy, but she's like, I am.
I was like, oh, crap.
And then I said, hey, don't feel any pressure to talk about it until you're ready.
And then what? Last week came to me and you were like, I'll talk about it.
And I was like, cool.
So I later have a little space.
Didn't tell her was going to come up because if people start preparing what they're going to say.
And that's it.
Morgan number two, our youngest member of the show, 25, and her boyfriend have broken up.
But she's ready to date.
So hit her up.
Hit her up.
Have you talked to him at all?
Oh.
No.
We really haven't.
It didn't end very amicably, whatever that word is.
Yeah.
Amicably.
So how long did it take?
him to get out of the house.
Oh, wow.
About two weeks.
Two weeks?
Two weeks.
I would go, I'm going to go to the store.
When I come back, have your crap out.
Everything better be out of here.
How did you sit him down?
Do you realize this just got like a
bigillion times more complicated because he had moved in?
Right. Didn't he sell like all of his stuff? He didn't have a bed or anything.
Didn't he change his last name to your name?
Oh.
Didn't you guys combine bank accounts?
No.
Do you think that you'll do go this route again with somebody else without knowing kind of where?
I got twos.
I don't know.
I'm just thinking of like the less, like ways you can share and help other people that might be in the same position.
Like you felt something.
You knew you felt it, but you set it aside because you fell hard.
And then you let it proceed and he even moved in, which made it even more difficult.
So I don't know.
Just people can learn and grow from it.
So I will say I got back into therapy just to kind of figure out, you know, how I keep going in the same dating patterns.
and she told me that I
because I fall hard
I miss signs in a beginning
of a relationship so that would be
my thing to anybody is if
your gut tells you something is off
it's off and let go
I'm not very good at letting go once I've
attached so that's my challenge
to myself and just to really like
move sloth mode and dating
to the future I often move in sloth mode
but the opposite way yes I only move in sloth mode
Morgan Nett 2 is like rocket mode
and the cheetah mode
when you got to get out.
True.
Slot the end,
cheat out.
But still, too.
And she cheated in.
Slot out.
What was the living situation like for those two weeks?
Did you all schedule like, hey, I'm going to be at the house?
I'll be sleeping midnight to 8 a.m.
Yeah, there was definitely some of that.
Thankfully, we were off for Thanksgiving for one of those weeks, so I was gone.
So he was back and he was trying to kind of figure it all out while I was gone.
So can I share that the awkward situation for you, Eddie, or now?
at the remote
Oh, I mean
Was he there?
Well, okay
And you can just start with
I had no idea
I never even met him
And I didn't know they were broken up
And so he never met Morgan number two's boyfriend
Which by the way if we just turned on the radio on
They had Morgan number two and her boyfriend are broken up
And so Eddie was like
Hey, what's up with Morgan number two and her boyfriend?
And I was like no idea
I didn't even pop in my head
Because you guys have just posted like these super romantic
Like we're lovey-lovy photos
That's why Instagram never is the real indicator of life
Yeah, right?
True.
Because we're all like, Morgan was getting engaged.
I know.
They took engagement photos.
We were giving her crap before we went away, and she wouldn't even tell us they'd broken up.
We were talking about, are you going to get engaged over the holidays?
Yeah.
Oh, boy.
That's right.
I bet that was hard, too, not to say anything, huh?
Yeah, but I needed to, like, not talk about it yet.
So I just kind of had to play, like,
until I was ready to be like, this isn't happening anymore.
So what happened with Eddie?
Eddie said that he showed up with flowers and was like,
I'm here to see you.
And he said, it was weird because couldn't he just see her anywhere?
I had no idea.
They were broken up.
And now it's like, it all makes sense.
So, wait, y'all were broken up when he showed up at a remote with flowers.
We were, like, in the really rocky phase where I was kind of done.
And he was kind of trying to stay in.
That does explain it.
Yeah, lunchbox is there, too.
Because he came on his lunch break to this thing you had to pay to get into.
So he paid to get him.
No, he was at the front door to explain to him.
Oh, no, I'm here to see.
And so he got him for free, came with flowers.
And he's like, yeah, I'm just on my lunch break real quick.
I'm like, you came all the way to this thing on your lunch break.
Man, you're going to miss her, huh?
For the holiday.
I thought maybe she was going away for the holidays.
He's already missing her.
It makes sense now.
Hey, Morgan number two, I'm sorry.
I feel bad.
Did the flowers work even a little bit?
No.
I was kind of just already, I was just already tired.
I was ready to let go.
Legit question, though.
When Morgan number two is in love, she writes really cool.
like love is like a box of chocolate.
Like are those all gone now?
Oh no.
No.
Can you do one about our friendship?
Yeah, I'll do one about our friendship.
Those will be my new one.
It's like, you know, I eat the, our love like the inside of a twinkie,
creamy and full of fun.
I'm just like, what?
Why are she writing about?
Yeah.
I'm going to miss those.
Are you okay?
Yeah, how are you doing?
I'm trying real hard not to cry right now.
Me too.
Have you been on a day?
You're doing a week.
I haven't been on a date now.
Oh, yes.
It's funny singing right now.
I just miss your t-shirt.
Oh, Perkins.
Well, as a human, we're sad for you.
Yes.
We're trying to keep it a little lighthearted because we know it's easy to get emotional on the air.
That sucks.
But you're three months?
November, December, December, two months out.
Yeah.
You've been on date yet?
I haven't.
I'm kind of teetering.
Like I said, sloth mode.
Like as slow as possible, I'm trying to go.
Don't go as slow as possible.
Go media.
Just for a little bit until I'm like
feel like I'm really emotionally ready again.
Let me set you up.
All right, let's do it.
I don't know anybody.
I'm like Wayne.
Who do you want?
What artist you want to go out with?
I make that happen.
Are there any artists you've been looking at?
No.
Don't even lie.
Everybody has a lot.
She paused.
I was thinking about it, but I don't,
not off the top of my head.
I mean, I was in a relationship.
I didn't see anybody else that way for so long.
Darius?
Yeah, Darius.
Married.
Garf?
He's married.
It's Mr. Yearwood, dude.
I'm just thinking of the people I would pick.
Yeah, Tim McGraw.
Keith Urban for sure.
Oh, yeah.
All right, Morgan number two, listen,
a human part that stinks.
You know what?
It's probably the right thing, though.
Yeah, I would agree with that.
That's probably the right thing.
What am I going to say during it?
But afterward, I knew there was something
to that dude.
He would never add you to Instagram.
Now we're like, yeah.
No, we told her from the week.
We had to stop.
Remember when she was like,
he cheats in games?
Is he cheat in life?
And we were like, probably.
Oh, and what Bobby means by that is he never would post her on Instagram, and they dated for a long time.
And he still had a picture up of him and his ex-girlfriend, but nothing of Morgan number two.
And I was like, which was really weird.
Smell something.
And he cheated at Monopoly or something.
Yeah, which means he cheated.
I don't know that's true.
I don't know that's true.
I don't know that's true.
But he did cheat at a game, right?
What game?
Yeah, it was Monopoly.
You guys got it.
Was it Cheaters edition, though?
Oh, so that's okay.
That's encouraged.
So he unfollowed you on Instagram.
Have you unfollowed him?
Yeah.
I just mutual.
Yeah, I don't really want to see anything.
I agree.
Whenever Lindsay and I broke up, I had followed her immediately.
Not for mean, because I was like, I just can't look at this right now.
Yeah.
Why?
Why?
Finally, you just get to be good.
But we didn't, there was nothing bad with us.
Like, no one cheated or anything.
I don't know what happened with you.
I'm not even assigning that to anything.
No, I mean, nothing bad.
It was just too, it just needed to be done.
Well, it's really worth it.
Morgan number two, welcome back to the single.
There she had back to the second back.
Hey, I'm the only one.
Welcome to the team.
Hi, Amy's married.
We're in this together.
Oh, you want to, yeah.
We have to touch?
Yeah, you have to high-five me.
How weird is that?
I know.
Morgan or who just touch me.
Everybody else is married, except for me and you.
All right.
Okay, everybody good?
Everybody caught up?
Man.
Sorry, Morgan number two.
Sorry, Morgan number two.
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There's a mile marker in Washington
and it's the 69 mile marker.
You know how they're like mile one,
mile nine.
Oh yeah.
They keep stealing the 69.
sign.
Oh my gosh.
You know, six.
Guys grow up.
The Washington State Department of Transportation is getting a little bit more creative.
Mile marker 69 keeps getting stolen along one stretch of highway.
Since thieves show no signs of slowing down, officials replaced it with the mile 68.9.
W.S. Dot has previously replaced mileposts for 20 signs with ones that read 419.9.
They're like, we'll get them.
420 and 69 get stolen
because you never really grow out of that
for me the 420 is not a thing
because I'd never smoke weed
but people love that
You know in my town growing up
They had a sign
And somebody would always put women's underwear
On the sign
And the cops would come every week
And take it down
And they put another woman's underwear up there
They did it for like two months straight
That's funny
It's kids too stealing these signs
Of course
Idiot dudes
There's no chance these are women's done
It's like
Because women aren't the stupid
Do you even find 69 funny
Not like y'all do
No
It's pretty funny
It's pretty funny
Like it's been funny for so long
Like Bill and Ted
You should go 69
Dude
I just saw that episode
Of the office where I guess that one dude
His favorite number is 69
So they bought him 69
Coup of Soups
Yeah
And then it's
I just found it
I did laugh out loud
Because he just doesn't seem like a guy
Though
His favorite number
Would be 69
What's his name?
Is 69 funny to everybody
Morgan number two
Is it 69 funny to you?
Yeah I mean
When people start giggling
and I start giggling.
So you laugh, a lot of people think it's funny.
Yeah.
Lunchbox is 69 funny to you?
Hilarious.
Eddie?
It's so funny.
It's so funny.
I love it.
Do you know who I talk to?
Who?
These nuts.
Oh my gosh.
That's so funny to me too.
Wow.
Every time.
These nuts makes me laugh.
I'm 38.
I laugh so hard.
That's the dumbest game ever.
Raymond do I'm 609 funny to you?
It's funny.
Cool.
I said it's funny.
All right, all right, all right.
Well, anyway, that sign kept getting stolen.
Is 420 funny to you guys?
No.
No.
Oh my gosh.
You know who stole one of those?
You don't do these mess on the ear.
I did it as a thing just to prove it.
I'm so close, though.
You almost said it.
But you've set it up wrong, Amy.
Amy's terrible at these nuts.
Wait, what did I do wrong?
You just got too happy.
You started like shaking.
Like my dog, when he would like something he did something, he did something wrong,
he'd just shake his tail and you'd be like, what did you do?
What did you do?
Okay.
Amy was shaking her tail.
I'll practice.
Yeah, go practice these nuts.
You know, he should talk to it by doing it.
really good.
Okay.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
All right over to Amy, who's got the news in her
pile of stories, folks.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So a guy in Arizona was accidentally
invited to a stranger's bachelor
party in Vermont, but he
responded, yeah, I'm coming.
What do you mean accidentally? How does that happen?
Well, I guess the invites,
or the invites were sent out via email,
so he was one or two letters off.
on something, and so his inbox ended up getting one of the invites.
And he was like, hey, you know what?
I don't know these people, but it sounds fun.
So we replied that he was in, and the bachelor party guys, they loved it.
Then he needed to raise money for the trip, so he put up a go-fund me and got $750 to cover
the trip.
Wow.
Wow.
It was a bunch of guys talking about going on a ski resort vacation for a bachelor party,
Martin Luther King Day weekend.
I thought to myself, well, I don't know anyone named Angelou.
And it sort of seemed like one of those weird scam, Nigerian prince emails, and I didn't
know what to think of it.
They then sent me an email saying, if you're serious, we're serious, get on that plane and get here.
My wife couldn't be more happy.
To be rid of me for a weekend and she doesn't have to pay for it.
What a dream.
It's every wife's dream.
Plot twist.
He robs them as they sleep.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I know.
Like, this could just go.
It's like supposed to be your boys.
So the bird box challenge stuff continues.
And, I mean, the trend is where you put on a blindfold.
You put on yourself and you try to pull off basic tasks while you're blindfolded.
Well, we recommend you stick to things like writing or something safe at your blindfolded.
desk or walking down the hallway because
this teenage girl in Utah, she did it while she was
driving last week and she got
into an accident. Fortunately, no one was hurt, but she
is looking at a reckless driving charge.
Yeah, that's dumb.
So dumb. Again, she was 17.
Okay. But I feel like... The law still
matters. Why not? Don't put a blindfold on drive your car.
But at least it wasn't like a 30 year old. I could kill somebody. All right, what else?
So Game of Thrones finally got its
season finale date or its season start date. It's going to be
April 14th. That's a Sunday.
and I guess they've been off air.
I'm not a GOT watcher, but Bobby is.
They've been off air since August 2017.
Since I was 11.
They've been off air when I just started growing manly hairs.
You know what I mean?
It's been that long.
Yeah, I'm ready for it to come back.
The last season of the series will feature six episodes
with some episodes running as long as 90 minutes.
Yeah, and it's like movies.
They're all movies, basically.
It's the best show that's ever been made.
It's not my favorite show, but it's the best show that's ever been made.
The time, the money, the anchorsi,
Intracies.
What's that?
In intricacies.
Thank you.
Intricacies.
Of everything they did.
It's quite a fantastic show.
I would not recommend someone to start it though now.
It's too much.
Oh.
It's too much.
Well, what else?
I'm Amy.
That's my pile.
Bobby Bones.
All right, that's wrap.
Tonight, big deal.
Our band The Raging Idiots, we play at the Riem and Auditorium.
In Nashville.
And if you're not familiar, we have a huge band.
We're wildly popular in Belgium.
And so a lot of artists are coming by to play with us tonight, too.
Luke Bryan's coming by.
Lady Annabella.
They're not doing downtown, though.
They're doing American Honey.
And you look good.
Yeah, and so at practice, I had to sing the part of Charles.
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They're like, hey, who's that good?
With the birds of me.
Oh, so do you all have somebody in your band playing a horn?
We have a fiddle that plays the horn part.
Cool.
Yeah, because they just hop into our group.
Yeah, the band.
Well, we just mouth it.
We do that.
Rachel Womack is playing sitting on the dock of the bay, and then we do the do, do, do, do, do, do.
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Oh.
Yeah, so.
So it'll be good.
We're doing that tonight.
It'll be a late night.
Just rocking all night long.
That's Adam Hamburg.
So we'll come in tomorrow probably a little grumpy, but probably, like, had a good night, that kind of thing.
Got a couple surprises in some.
door tonight. You're coming, right? Yeah. Are you? Bring the kids? I don't think so. No.
No? Kind of late. Yeah, no, it's definitely late. Well, listen, have a great day. We'll see you.
Listen, you're coming to the show tonight. That'd be awesome. You're probably not if you're listening
to this. But we'll fill you in tomorrow. How it goes? All right, everybody good?
Yep. Everybody good. All right. We'll see you on Tuesday show. Goodbye, everybody.
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