The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Got A Colonoscopy and Said the Dumbest Thing After Waking Up + The Drafts RETURN! Best 90’s Country Artists + Bobby’s Texting Dilemma: Do you Have To Text “Bye”?

Episode Date: October 12, 2021

Bobby shares the details from his colonoscopy including the dumb thing he said after waking back up after the procedure. We bring back the Drafts! We pick the best 90’s Country Artists of all-time. Bobby was texting a friend and didn’t know if it was okay to just leave the conversation or he needed to say “bye” to end it? Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Book now, top shelfcountrycruise.com or 888-381-4420. Welcome to Tuesday's show. Good morning, studio. Morning. Where do I start? I was on a text. Get your guys' opinion here. And this happens semi-frequently, but yesterday I'm on a text.

With a friend-ish. Not a close friend, but a pretty good friend, like a 6.5 out of 10. We're texting back and forth like six or seven times. And I'm done texting. I'm kind of ready to just check out of the text. And then I'm like, do I have to say bye or can I just stop texting? Because we're definitely, I would compare it to if you're dating somebody. Like when's the amount of dates it's okay to not matter that you just disappear and go someone?

Right. Like one date, you don't really have to. give him an explanation. Three dates, maybe you do. Same thing with texting. At what point do you have to go, all right, got to go, bye, or can you just always just end a text

by not texting back? So is this confusing to you because it's a 6.5 out of, like, what would you do to, like, I mean, I would consider us to be 10 out of 10 friendships and you just kind of go away. I just stop texting.

Yeah, so like, so we're more thoughtful. That's my move anyway. You're trying to be polite with this person. Yes. Because I don't have. Exactly. the rapport. Yes. So, if it were a one or a two, I would be like, hey, thank you for the text.

I hope you have a great day. Bye. Yes. But with you guys, heck, I'll just leave your house without you knowing I'm leaving. To me, I just disappear because I don't feel like I owe you guys that, nor do you owe me that. We're together regardless. But what is you, what do you do? If you're texting with someone, do you go, okay, hey, thanks, talk to you later, bye,

or do you just go away? Yeah, I don't think I say bye. I think I'm probably the one that they go away on. Oh, nice. So I don't really have to go away. Did people tell you by? No? They just don't fly.

Yeah. You? No, man, I don't think I've ever told anyone by. Like, I think the last text I got like a couple days ago, somebody asked him, want to go camping? I'm like, I don't know the answer to that, so I'm not going to respond. Wait, what? They actually, no.

I don't know. Maybe, maybe not. By Bobby's rule, though, if you ask a question, you get an answer. Yeah, you need to respond to the question. And it's like, you want Bobby. I'm still thinking. How I get Bobby to reply is you ask a specific question. Bones, I never say bye.

Like, it's just conversation and then I get busy and I never text back. Morgan, what do you think here? I wouldn't say bye. I don't ever, like, if I don't want to respond to something, I may react to it and that may be the last thing I do. But let's say you've been going back and forth like six texts in a row. Yeah, because it's awkward. If you're just done, do you just throw your phone across the room and I don't, or you go,

yeah, there's no like ending to it. You're just kind of done. And then like you'll end up picking up at another point in time. I like it. Okay. That's what I would prefer to do, but I always feel like there's something I owe them.

It's like, okay, good to talk to you. Can you do a double tap heart? Oh, that's always a good ending? Here's the thing about the double tap heart. There are only so many people you can do that with because a heart is love. Like, I don't send a bunch of hearts to my dude friends.

I'll do the exclamation points. Yes, or the ha-ha. A thumbs up. Or on the double tap. Now, you can put any sort of emoji in with the mix of emojis. But on that double tap, I rarely do a love if it's dude

because I wouldn't care about putting a heart but I would be, most dudes would be like, why are you hearting me? I thought the heart was just, I like. Yeah, it's like you. No, thumbs up is I like. Uh-oh. Oh. I've been telling a bunch of dudes I love them.

Yeah. Heart is love. I thought heart was like, oh, yes, like this thank you or cool. Like I love this. Thumbs up is cool. Morgan, your thumb? Yes, thumbs up is like, cool, got it. No big deal.

Heart is like, I love this. Thanks. Why do I take the thumbs up? It's kind of like, maybe this is my filter I'm taking it through, but I'm sometimes like, did I do something wrong? They just gave me the thumbs up.

No, thumbs up. I got it. I got it, cool. If you want to emphasize something without doing the heart, you could do the explanation. That's what I do all the time. Or if they say something cool,

I'm like, exclamation. I mean, I do it like, I yell like that too. They may not take it like that, but I yell like that. When someone says thank you, do you say you're welcome? No, I do thumbs up. Okay.

See, that's a good way to end it. Just end it that way. Yes, I agree, but that's still ending it. Or end it with the wave. Bye. Yeah, I don't really use that. I don't do that one. My most to use emoji is the sideways turned laughing eyeballs.

Why not the straight up laughing? Because I was told that's lame. Yeah, the sideways one is more cool now. Yeah, or I do the skeleton head dead. Like really funny that you're dead? Like, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I was told by my wife to stop using the straightforward one.

And LOL is cooler than ha ha ha ha now. Really? Yeah. Just straight up LOL. I'll low case. I don't know. I ha ha ha ha ha a lot. Yeah, me too.

Well, I was told it's LOL. I can't keep up. We're not supposed to keep up. Yes, we are. We're not. We're at the point now where it doesn't matter what we do. Well, then why are you? Caitlin tells you what's cool, what's not.

I wouldn't. Okay. If she didn't. Because they kind of don't care. But then also don't want to hear it. It's like, why are you using this one? You feel old. This is old.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's time to open up that mail bag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's mail bag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. My boyfriend and I have been dating for five years, and I've been telling him for two years to propose,

and he still hasn't. Lately, I've been thinking about taking matters in my own hands and proposing to him. I told some people my plan, and they were like, won't he be offended? Well, sure, but haven't I been offended for the last two years? He had his chance. I think there may be a possibility he proposes soon,

but I don't want to wait. What are your thoughts if I were to propose to my boyfriend, Question mark. Signed. Elizabeth. It's an interesting situation. You know, the dynamics of your relationship say a lot. But I wouldn't propose to him just because he hasn't proposed to you.

In two years. She started asking two years ago. Yeah, I wouldn't propose to him simply because he wouldn't propose. If for some reason you were so moved because your relationship was going so great and you were like, I really want to do this because I think for us, then you do it. But you don't do it because he won't propose to you. This is what you do. I'm going to spell it out for you.

you ultimatum. Yes. You have to. Some guys, he probably loves you and wants to marry you. But why hasn't, why it's been five years and two years ago she's like, do this.

Guys are dumb. He may financially not be in a place that he feels comfortable. Okay. You know, there is a pressure on guys, fair or not, to be at a certain place whenever it's time to make that decision. And so that could be it.

And again, I'm assigning their story to them. Yeah, we don't know. but I mean you can go to Eddie Eddie wasn't going to propose it happened to me I got the ultimatum and that's really what opened my eyes to like oh man maybe it is time to get married because I loved her

I just never thought of that I wasn't really in that place in life but I guess we've been dating for six years so my wife was like hey we're gonna get married or not because if we're not I'm leaving and then I was like well I'm not gonna lose you

so yes let's get married and was it a good decision it was a great decision are you happy with that ultimatum I love it yeah Ray did you get ultimatum I did but I mean I missed it by a couple years. Yeah, because Ray,

how long were you made together, seven years? Yeah, seven years later. That was on the wedding invites. But yeah, she told me I want to get married. I just wasn't ready. So a year passed, another year passed. Sometimes it just takes time for guys. I would suggest that you go to him and say, hey, we're either going to get married or we're not

because I'm sitting here just wasting away. Light that fire. Like, let's go. Or let's not and give me a chance to go and do my thing. Maybe she wants to have kids. most women can't have a kid when they're 50 you know yeah I don't know how old she is but I will

say bones if my wife would have proposed to me I would have loved that yeah I'd have been pretty cool I thought it was cool too I probably would have cried yeah I thought it was cool or I would have them like Monica and Chandler and then get out of my need to him

and like no you so my advice Elizabeth is not to propose to him because he won't propose to you and that seems like what is happening here my advice would be to tell him, hey, I know I've been saying this for the past two years, but, like, what is today? October 12th. I would say, hey, if we're not going to, you're not going to propose to me by

March 31st of next year, I got to figure something out. Yeah, but you have to be prepared for that. If you're setting the ultimatum, you have to be prepared. If you're calling the bluff, you might lose the pot. Exactly. And you have to be ready for that. But I would imagine if he's been with you this long, he's going to do it. I have a couple friends now. One of them, he hasn't proposed because he doesn't feel like he has financially enough, like enough stability to provide. And that's his only reason for not proposing right now. He's like, I don't even really have a job because he works independent. Okay.

But she's with him. Yes. That's what I'm saying. She's going to be with you without. So Elizabeth, good luck. Set the ultimatum. March 31 is what I say. Give him time if he doesn't have a ring, doesn't have, you know, get a credit card.

Whatever he got to do. Let us know how it goes. Let us know how it goes, Elizabeth. All right, that's the mailback. up. We've got your email and we've read it on your air. Now it's time to close Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. If you want to email us, Morgan, what do they do?

Mailbag at bobbybones.com. A long time ago, Mike D said, You guys need to watch the Harry Potter movies. Lunchbox, Eddie or myself. None of us had seen a single Harry Potter movie. So we all watched it. We all took a quiz. I passed mine. Lunchbox and Eddie did not. Lunchbox is out on paternity to leave.

Lucky him. So because you didn't pass the quiz, you had to watch the second Harry Potter. Yes, Chamber of Secrets. And how'd that go? I mean, it took me three days to do it. When it ended, the credits finally came up, I said thank God out loud. Did you take notes? No, I didn't take notes.

You said thank God to the credits? It's not that bad. I did. You know what's bad? It's being forced to watch a movie. You can't enjoy it because I'm like, I got to do this by a certain deadline. I'm like, that's not enjoyable. Also, you're being tested.

And you have the tests. Why didn't you have your kids watch it with you? They did. They watched the first half. But man, they got scared. The little ones were just like, I don't know if I can watch his dad. That's kind of scary. So you put it on squid games? Yeah. If you don't pass the test, you have to watch the next one. The third one? Oh, boy. Okay, I didn't study, but what I did is I took some online quizzes.

That's studying. That's studying. Okay. No, that is studying. All right. So since he failed his last quiz about Harry Potter and the Sorcerer of Stone, Eddie had to watch the second one Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Yeah

Hey Bones Remember the last time I told you I was a bad test taker Can the format be different this time? What would you like? Multiple choice? No But Morgan will maybe be a little lighter on okaying me Please like if I don't get exact names

Just understand that I did see the movie But we did that last time too And you got some freebies basically handed to you No you guys were hard on me last time He needs to get three out of five Last time it was a little more than that, but we're going to lighten the load. Let's go. Three out of five.

What's the name of the elf that tries to stop Harry from going back to Hogwarts? See, this is the guy again. I can't get his name right. But talk it out here. Dobby? Dobbin. Dobby. Dobby.

Dobby. He's the elf. Dobby is correct. Yes. Wow. Good job. Let's go. Come on.

What mode of transportation do Harry and Ron use to get to Hoggward? The flying car? Correct. Let's go! One more? That's pretty good. Come on it, man. Just don't give me names of people, other than Dobby.

Okay, you want to know the Dobby question? No, I don't. Who is Dobby's master? It's the blonde kid's dad. It's Luth. Slytherin. Gosh, I don't know his name. It's the blonde kid's dad.

The really, the bleach blonde-haired dude. Slytherin. No, Slytherns the house. House of Slytherin. Dang it. It's incorrect. You didn't even guess a name. No.

So, Morgan, we can't give him that, right? But you know I know the guy, right? You're there, but no. It's Malfoy's dad. Yeah, Malfoy. So, what's his name? Luscious? Luscious?

Luscious? Luscious? Luscious? Malfoy. Mr. Malfoy would have worked? Yeah. Oh, dang. We've been accepted that.

What do Harry and Ron find in the toilet? for the win. Toilet. What do Harry and Ron find in the toilet that belongs to Tom Riddle? Oh, his journal. Let's go. Correct. That's a one.

Yeah! Let's go! Man, I'm so happy right now. Did you think you were going to have to watch the next one? Yes. What injury did Harry suffer during the quidditch match? Oh, his arm broke, like in a bunch of millions places. Boom, good.

What does Hermione turn? into when she uses the polyjuice potion. Oh, one of those roots? Did she turn into one of those roots? No. Oh, a cat? Yeah, I knew that. What's the name of the ghost

that haunts a toilet in the girl's bathroom? She's the girl, right? She's the girl that died a long time ago. Her name is Julia. Do you know it, Morgan? No, it's lost on me right now, but I know who you're talking about. It's moaning Myrtle.

Is that the girl? Yeah, but you got it. Right, you need to get you a win there, Eddie. You passed. No more for you. I may eventually watch the rest of the movies, but just not anytime soon. We got to make sure lunchbox does not get the same questions, Mike. Okay.

Because he may listen to this back. And he has plenty of time to watch this movie. Oh, yeah. But he has a new baby and two other kids. Let me say this. You know, we're all sending food over on the food train. We sit food over a couple nights ago. And we were texting, like, when are you going to be home so we can send dinner?

We never got a text back. And, I was like, he's probably just so busy with the baby. And then he's like, oh, just got to my phone. We've been at a, like a carnival with the family hanging. He's fine. They're fine. They have plenty of time to watch Harry Potter movies. Oh, okay.

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With producer Eddie. Tell me something good. There's a family hiking in the Rocky Mountains in Colorado, and they're in the middle of a trail, probably about a mile and a half away from any kind of main road, and they run into a 70-year-old man who's been injured. I don't know if he fell or what, but he can't walk. He's in trouble. So the family and some other hikers that were walking the trail got together.

They said, well, how do we get this guy back to the main road? So they used belts, shoelaces, and branches, and they made kind of a stretcher. And so the family and five other hikers just got the stretcher and walked them all the way down the road to help. That's crazy. Yeah, it's pretty cool. They pulled their shoelaces out. Well, I guess the dad of the family, he's a hunter. So I guess he's used to doing that when you go hunt deer and you got to take him back to the truck.

You've done that, right? I didn't have to use my shoelaces. I didn't have to get a body out of there. I would have thrown him over my shoulder and then probably got tired in 10 steps. They use belts, shoelaces. I'm not straight out of a movie. That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool.

That's what it's all about. was tell me something good. Mike D. said he saw a celebrity walking in town here that was worth $100 million. Okay. I think I know who it is. Okay, well, Mike, you're doing what? I was out shopping with my wife who were trying to turn on this busy street and I see this person walking down and they had a mask and sunglasses on. But it wasn't a country star.

Wasn't a country star. Okay. And they're walking and at some point I see that their mask gets caught in their sunglasses. they take them off, I see their face, and I gasp. I was like, oh my gosh, that is blank. Blank. You guys want a few clues? I feel like I know who it is.

Who? Mick Jagger, Rolling Stones. Okay. Is he worth $100 million? More than that, probably. Oh, wow. So it's not Mick Jagger. Do you have any guesses yet?

Bill Gates. Worth more than $100 million. Clued over one. They have a net worth of $100 million online. So that is their net worth. 100 million. Clue number two. They were on a popular TV sitcom

that is no longer making new episodes but still on heavy syndication. Wow, Jerry Seinfeld. Morgan, do you know? I don't know who it is. You say it's still, it's in syndication? Yeah, still played all over the place. Who's the...

Clue number three. And Mike doesn't know this, but they've kind of been secretly living here for a while. Did you know that? I do know that now. Now? Yeah. Yeah.

Hmm. Do you want to know your options? Yes. Yes, yes, please. Is it Lisa Kudrow? Phoebe from Friends. Good one. Oh, why we start teaching a guy?

Is it Johnny Galecki Leonard on Big Bang Theory? A nerdy one? Mm-hmm. Which is rude, because people compare me to him with Caitlin from that show, because on the show he plays a nerd. Is he the kid from Roseanne? Yeah. Okay. Because in real life, he's not a nerd.

Yeah. Joey plays a nerd and he dates the hot girl across the hall and they're like, hey, you and Kate Lundner, like Johnny Bullock, or like Leonard and Penny. You don't like that? No. Let's move past that. Okay. Or is it Ray Romano? No.

No, no, no. That would be amazing. He doesn't live here. If he lived here, he could please come on the show. That would be so fun. I love him. So who did Mike see? And you're positive.

You saw them? Positive. Who did Mike see walking across the street? Why would any of those people be living here? Yeah. Well, this is not who I thought it was. Well, yeah, no, you thought it was Mick Jagger.

Yeah. Who was Rolling Stones lead singer, who was on Broadway? Right. That's why I thought it was that. But he had a mask on. Anybody can walk around now, masks. It's awesome. All right, Amy, your guess?

I guess I'm going to go with Lisa Kudrow. Eddie? Yeah, me too. Phoebe. Lisa Kudra. Morgan? I'm going with Big Bang Theory guy. Johnny Galecki?

Yeah. No one picked Ray Romano. Nah, there's no change. She doesn't live here. Yeah. Well, it is not Ray Romano. Knew it. It is Johnny Galecki.

Wow. You didn't like yell. Hey, Leonard! I wanted to. I was about to roll down in the window and my wife was like, do not do that. Did not yell at him. What was he wearing? All black.

That's kind of what you expect me to wear, right? Black jean jacket. Like fancy black? Probably look more expensive than what it was. Yeah. That's the thing about, here's the difference. Because I've been on both sides of it, where I've been extremely poor.

now people buy me clothes for TV shoots like Idle will pay and buy expensive clothes. There's not a lot of difference in the aesthetic of poor clothes and really ritsy because they both have holes in them and both like it's like if you buy them and you spend a bunch of money on it, it's like how can they make it look old and awful? And then I used to buy clothes at yard sales that were old and awful because somebody else would have them and have worn them. Yeah. So there's not a lot of difference in the two except for a dumb name brand on it.

I saw these pants that are. super expensive and they had paint on him. Like that's what a painter would like, like any painter that paints all day, his pants would look like that. We definitely sound old saying this. But still. But still, like, for me being on both sides of it, it's like you could do the same thing. I could literally go to a yard sale and if I put a tag in it that said, does Prada make guy stuff? Yeah. That said Prada. Gucci. And it was old and beat out. They'd be like, wow, that's the real, that's the new hold up Prada. You know? You believe it. And people would believe it because it's like when they put these switzerland. sweaters on sale for $3,000 that have holes all in them.

Or stuffed animals on it. Remember that one? The stuffed animals? Yeah, we need to stop talking about this. We do sound old. Yeah, we totally do. All right, well, tell Johnny Glock and we said hi, Mike. All right.

And that's who is worth $100. Can you imagine? Gosh, I wish. One day. Mike, he lives here part-time. Yeah, he has a kid who lives here. His kid with him. Yeah.

Scoob, we should try to get him on the show. See, if it would be funny. Bring a suitcase of cash in, too. Pass it out. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo.

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These are the worst things about winter. Amy, pick a number one through 100? 44. Eddie? 21. Morgan? Ten. The number is 21. Whoa, get out of here. Take me to Vegas.

Let's go. You will go first. Ten answers on the board. These are the worst things about winter. Let's go. Give me car accidents. In the snow, there are a lot of car accidents. Show me car accidents.

How did you get that one? Dangerous roads? That's perfect. What numbers? that? Oh, five. Okay, there you go. Okay, next. Okay, give me crazy shopping. Shopping during Christmas.

Show me shopping! That probably wasn't very detailed enough. Morgan. Scraping ice off your car. That's good. Scraping ice off your car. Number six. Yeah. Six points for you. Okay, this is kind of more generic, so I'm not sure, but I'm going to go for it. Just the cold. Nobody likes the cold.

Yeah. Show me cold temperatures. Okay. Too obvious? I had cold all the time in my head. Amy over to you. It's like, what do they call it? Like the winter blues.

It's all dark early and seasonal depression or something. Boy, Amy's going hard. No, I mean, it is a thing. It's a thing because it's dark early and you're cooped up. Show me dark. early and cooped up slash seasonal depression. Wow. That's crazy.

That's a thing. That's got to be hands down the worst thing about the winter blues. There are still. Okay, show me winter blues. No, I get it. It's not on there. We woke up this morning. Had seasonal depression. Yeah.

All right. Eddie. All right, here we go, bones. I got them all now from here on out. Covering your plants. That's a pain of the butt. What? Plants.

Okay. Show me. Covering your plants. Don't have that one. Should have got seasonal depression. Clearly. Having to wear a jacket. Show me having to wear a jacket.

This is hard. Okay. We only got one more round. Okay. Right now, Morgan's in the league because she got six. I don't see this as a negative, but since I'm trying to follow the game here, but like, is it that

people, there's a lot more food. I think that's awesome, but like, is it like a winter, your winter, your winter gain? I don't know. Oh, they like the freshman 15? Yeah, but I don't like that saying at all. Winter weight gain slash freshman 15 to seasonal depression. No, okay.

Dang. You get a little plump? I love all the winter food, but, but what, well, then what the heck is on there? Eddie. Okay, I got you, man. I know where to go from here. You need one or Morgan wins. In the lamest game ever.

Easy. Shoveling snow. Show me shoveling snow. Yeah. Number nine answer. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Now I'm in trouble.

Okay. You know what happens all the time in the winter? The pipes get frozen and they bust. So frozen pipes. Risky. Show me frozen pipes. All right. Well, Morgan, you know.

We need eight points to win the thing. According to thousands of people, these are the worst things about winter. So far, dangerous roads, scraping and defrosting your car, or shoveling snow. There are seven answers left. Well, I mean, I know I hate this, but it's not being tan. You can't get tan because there's no snow. Where's this? No sun?

Yeah. Yeah, you even knew it of it. Show me. It's not there, vote Yeah, you're Pale skin Yeah, pale skin. Show me seasonal depression.

I'm sorry, Morgan, that's not it. Eddie, you won with 14 points. Wow, wow, I don't know whether to celebrate that or not. We only got three out of ten. I don't. I still have a turn. Oh, Amy, I had one more turn. Yeah. I thought we started with you. Go ahead.

No, we started with Eddie. Ooh, I can still win this thing. Oh, you're right. Okay. How about, I mean. Don't go so deep, Amy. Sometimes she goes, I mean. Don't go so dark.

You don't need an explanation. Okay, fine. We have shoveling snow. What about a blizzard? A blizzard. Like snowstorm. I've been stuck in a blizzard before outside in the cold. It was miserable.

What's your answer? Snowstorms. Blizzards. Show me snowstorms. Oh, my gosh. And that's the end. Well, what in the world was it? Hey, is static on there, like, when you touch people

because you're wearing, like, winter clothes? Shocking? Yeah, yeah. Static, no. No. What is it? Way off. All right, these are the worst things about winter.

At number 10, chap lips. Yeah. Oh. At number nine, we said shoveling snow. At number eight, dry skin. Oh. Okay. At number seven, heating bills.

Yeah. Six and five are scraping and defrosting the car, a dangerous road. What? Here are the top four answers that nobody got. Come on. At number four, runny noses. At number three, colds and flu. Yeah.

At number two, having to wake up even earlier. Why? To shovel? No? Or turn your car on. Okay, got it, got it, got it. At number one, icy sidewalks are slipping and falling. Oh, I've done that too.

Yeah, now it all makes sense. Yeah, I hear it now. I just wasn't on that train. Yeah. That's more. you going the other way. Exactly. So I win that.

You did. Hey, he's a big winner. All right, cool. I guess. There he goes. Come on. I don't feel good about myself, but all right. Hey.

Hey. Here's a voicemail we got last night. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones. Morning corny. What do you call a three-legged cow? Lean beast. Come back.

Somebody was laughing hard right as they hung up. Did you hear that? Yeah. Funny. Amy's morning, Corny comes up in about 15 minutes. We're also getting back into the drafts today. I can only ignore you for so long. Listeners, keep calling and going, do another draft. So we're going to do greatest 90s country stars.

We'll draft them. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So this girl was renovating her bathroom, and she accidentally walled up her cat behind the drywall. No way. So what happened was she ripped down the drywall, the tile, everything, and the cat did go exploring and she saw it and she's like, oh, well, it's fine, he'll come out, everything's good.

Well, the tile guys came the next day, and she didn't think to tell them, hey, my cat's been playing in there, so nobody checked, and they completed the job, and then she heard a faint, yes, she heard, no. Like, where is that? So they had to cut a hole, a square out, and then lure the cat,

and it took like an hour and a half to get, the cat would come and, like, peek its head out, is on TikTok. If he gets head out and then go back in and play, and they're like, oh, we got to get her to come more than just her head so we can grab the cat. And so hour and a half later, cat is safe. Hilarious.

That's where you get the laser. Oh, oh, like the pin. Easy. Yeah, play, play, play, play. And then out of the hole. Yeah, I don't know. Sometimes they don't want to come out. My cat, she gets in the dishwasher.

She gets under the oven. You have to, like, check. That cat's for sure going to die at some point. Mine? Yeah, I have to check everything. It's plain with fire all the time. Before I turn the oven on, I'm looking, look underneath because I don't want her to burn. And then, like, dryers and washing machines, you have to look for cats and those before you start loads if you've left the door open because accidents have happened and it's tragic.

Yeah, it's for real. But, yeah, cat is safe. We're good to go. So Dolly Pardin was talking about her first kiss. And she got it, like, just like you, Bobby. Spend the bottle forced upon him. And the person was like, ooh, I don't want to kiss him. Well, I don't know that it was just like that.

But it was a game of spin the bottle. So she was doing an interview and it came up and she said that, yeah, she ended up getting to kiss a cute boy. It wasn't the boy she had a crush on, but he was still super cute, so she was okay with it. Yeah, mine was not like that. No. Mine was they needed an extra player and nobody really liked me and they let me in anyway. And then when it landed on me, she went, I don't want to kiss him out loud. But you know what?

She did. What up? Yes, she did. All right, what else? A list of the best cookies of all time came out for a cookie Hall of Fame. And in it number one is a cookie I've never even tried in my life. And now I want to go to the store and buy it. But it's the golden Oreos.

You know, the white ones, like the, no? Well, they say it's the number one cookie followed by Toll House chocolate chip cookies. Good. Then the regular Oreos. Then Kepler-Fudstripe cookies. Oh, the beds. Oh, those are amazing. Nutter butter.

No. How are they forgetting Chips Ahoi's like regular Chips Ahoey. That comes in after Nutter Butter. No, it should be number one. Chips Aoy original. Consistently, the number one cookie is a chips. There are occasionally are cookies that are great, but Chips Ahoey is always on the money. Sometimes we let how good something is be taken over by how occasionally great something is. Oh, yeah.

Nutter butter butter? Get that out of the page. What? We have two out of three people. Get that out of you. It should be universally love. Well, you hate peanut butter in general. And nutters. Nutter's and Butters.

There's a cookie Hall of Fame? Where is this place? Well, I just want to tell people. Eddie's got his whole family a vacation. We're going. In case you want to try it. The cookie experts here for the Cookie Hall of Fame, they say that

especially the thin golden Oreos are hands down the best, so I will be trying them out. I did see where somebody posted somewhere they were like, hey, we, I think our kid accidentally ate $20,000. And I was like, huh? Because they have these, I think they're Pokemon Oreos.

That they sell for like $20,000? Well, they sell it. You buy them. But then, yeah, if you have the rare Pokemon one, then yeah, you can sell it. Make money. And the kid ate it. And she thinks her kid ate it. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm Amy. That's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So there's this cat Gus and he arrived at a humane society. in North Carolina, and he's the oldest cat they've ever received.

He's 19. Wow. Yeah. So they're like, man, okay, I hope we can find Gus an ideal candidate, an ideal home. Wow. Well, this woman, who is 101 years old, she's taking them in. They're both going to be real old. Should have both to them be watched over?

Yeah, who's watching them? So if you're a 19-year-old cat, you're 133 in human years. So, you know, they're... It's got to be a world record of some kind. Oldest person with the oldest person. animal, right? Mm-hmm. Or old as cat, at least.

Some of the turtles get pretty old. Tortoises? Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, parrots. They live a long time. But I like, oh, lady, old cat. Yeah.

Old cat lady. So, I mean, they're going to be good for each other. I love it. Yeah, that's good. You know who adopted Dan Smires of Dan and Shea and Abby Smires, his wife? They adopted a really old kind of Chihuahua dog that was like 14 or so. No one wanted it because it was so old. And they kept and adopted it until it finally passed on, but took great care of it

until the very end. That's cool. Yeah, like lived its best life. So is final weeks. Yep, yep. I like her. The Abby and Dan or the 101-year-old lady? Well, both.

But in this story, the 101-year-old lady. All right, that's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. We finished Ted Lassow, the final episode of season two. Anybody else all the way in? Not yet. Not yet. No spoilers.

Okay. But we finish it. It's good. I'm excited for it. I've heard it's good. The final episode or the final season? The final episode. The weird thing for me is now most shows are coming out one at a time.

Yeah. I don't like that. I like to binge and move on in my life. So Netflix is basically the only one that's doing shows as a whole series anymore. Hulu, they put them out one at a time. Oh yeah, it's like regular TV. So any of the shows that are coming out, Apple TV, the morning show, Ted Lassow. But I was satisfied with the Ted Lassau finale.

I didn't think season two was as good as season one, but I still thought it was really good. But I was satisfied. And I think they may be only doing one more season of Head Lassow, and that's it. Oh, wow. And they're calling it. So, but yeah, it's good. It's good. Still, I'm all about Squid Game.

And was it you that said Squid Game is not for kids? Yeah. I never said it was for kids. I said it was for if you're... Amy's daughter wanted to watch it. That's why we got into like, is it okay for kids? I got into, now everyone wants to put it on me that I said Squid Game was okay for kids. I get messages all the time.

Like, Squid Game is not okay for kids. That's not what I said. if it's a mature teenager or older adolescent, I think if they're already watching shows like Breaking Bad or those kind of shows, this is fine. I get what you're saying. I wouldn't recommend it. Well, on top of that, too, my kid's friends, you know, he's 13,

and he said three of his friends are watching it too, and I'm like, that's crazy. Oh, yeah, no, every, I mean, my kids are, they're at a sweet little Christian school, and everybody's watching it. Exactly. So it's like, I would rather sit and watch it with my daughter. doesn't mean you as a parent. You can make the decision based on your child. I think my daughter

can handle it with me. My son? No, I won't allow it. Has she watched it at all? Yes. How many episodes? The first one. Okay. Part of the second one. About episode three, it starts to go. Oh, three. I'm at five, so it's really, oh yeah. Are you in? It's crazy. Are you like emotionally? I love it. Me too. I can't wait to get home today to keep watching. And I hope that the hype doesn't overtake how good it is because I was able to watch it before the high. hype and it's always much better to watch before it gets hyped up but it is crazy. It's so good. Yeah but I'm not

the guy that recommends squid game for kids. Stop with that narrative. That's not what I said. But it's not for kids' buns. No, but but you should be aware that kids are watching it so just have a conversation. You should watch it and so you can find out what they're watching. They shouldn't be watching.

All right Amy, ready for your joke? Yeah. Here we go. The morning corny. Why do skeletons stay so calm? Why do skeletons stay so calm? Nothing can get under their skin. That was the morning corny. You know, we talk about a lot of the TV shows that we watch

to give you guys something to watch because I'm always asking my friends, hey, anything good? So we hope we can be your friends in this case and recommend shows to you. Here is a voicemail that we got last night. Hey, Bobby, good morning studio. I just want to let you know that my boyfriend and I just finished clickbait, and I have never been more disappointed in an ending to a show since how I met your mother's season finale, I think.

Your story. Anyway, super disappointing. Don't want to spoil it for anybody else, but also just don't watch it. I'll say she's absolutely wrong. Oh. Wrong. You counter that? Yeah.

Wrong. Wrong. It's like an engine. wrong. You think it's a good ending? I think the show's great altogether. He's one recommended it. I only watched it because Bobby said.

Did you like Clickbait on Netflix? Yeah. Yeah. Did you say she's wrong? I'm not that passionate about it, but yeah, I think that it's a show to watch. What would you give it? Give it four out of five.

That's a good good good one. That doesn't work with good good good, but still. Here is number two Hey Bobby morning studio So I watched the guilty over the weekend And it was horrible I give it a one out of five calls It was terrible

Somebody should have to watch this from the show Well Mike watched it and recommended it Jake Jillon Hall in The Guilty Where he's basically on as a 9-1 one call I watched it too You did what you think Caitlin really liked it I thought it was pretty good

It's only 90 minutes long And he's a cop who's been in trouble and so he has to answer 911 calls now and there's a situation. And it really never leaves him. See, that's the part that I can't get into. That's crazy. I mean, you can and you'll watch it and you will.

All right. But it never leaves him. The whole movie's him talking on the phone. So that's a budget-friendly film. But I will say that she's wrong. I would agree. It's not one out of five. I'd give it three and a half out of five.

I think Caitlin would give it four out of five. Oh, okay. But I say it was pretty good. and not that long. Boy, our callers are just this morning. Man. But it's called the guilty

and you have to watch it to even know what the title of the movie means. Okay. But I would recommend both of them. They're both pretty good. Let's bring back to draft. We will be drafting today our favorite 90s country artists.

You guys can go vote to bobbybones.com on the full team that you like. Because what's happened is the first round pick, the first person always gets the best person, but who makes the best overall team? Ramundo, you have the first pick. Nineties country artists. Who do you go with pick number one? Pretty obvious. The one and only, Garth Brooks. Solid. Yep. It's tough. Garts, Gar's tough. But it's easy for me because to me there are, there's a tier one. And Garth is there, but George Strait is my first pick.

Oh, my gosh. Well, do you think George Strait was going to make it to you? Yes. I thought you'd be like, you know what? I should let Amy have George. That's her boy. That's how this works. Because Garth is my boy, and Ray took him.

So Ray's got Garth. Amy's got George Strait. Or I have George Strait. Amy, who do? Tim McGraw. Interesting. That's interesting. I feel like it would have been a second rounder, maybe third.

Yeah. Oh. Well, you took George out from underneath me. Yeah, but I feel like somebody's going to say one in a minute and you're going to go, how did I not think of that person? Eddie? Amy, this game's all about just upsetting the next person, so I'm just going to go ahead and do it.

Give me Shania. Rude. She's Tier 1. Those three are Tier 1. Garth, George, and Shania. That's what fantasy is all about. How is Tim McGraw not Tier 1? He's just not.

Because he's not Garth, Shania, or George Strait. Okay. Or some others that are really awesome still out there. I mean, Tim McGrath is massive, but I would say tiered right underneath that tier. Oh, wow. See, I just don't, I put him up there. Morgan?

I'm so mad at you because you almost made it to me. Brooks and done. Oh, we're hoping to get him in the second round. That's a great one. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, man. Okay. Hey, guys, there's still some big ones out there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so we've all made our first round picks. Now we go backward for the second round. Snake draft. Morgan, you got Brooks and done. Who are you taking in the second round? I just saw him this weekend and I was reminded how good he was in the 90s. Alan Jackson.

Yeah, that's so good. Solid. Eddie? Should I go with... Oh, I got it. You just had her on the Bobbycast. Reba. Give me Reba and the big red hair.

Let's go. Yeah. Dang, that's a good one. Oh, my gosh, I got two women. I know. Strong. Amy? The chicks.

Dixie chicks. Oof. But in the 90s, that was their name. Very controversial. I know. I know. But still, I mean, in the 90s, they had two albums that I had on repeat. Well, on my list, I'd rebound my list.

The problem for me with picking someone like a Kenny Chesney, is he still relevant? I think people... Is that what was wrong with him to McGraw? Could be. McGraw is still relevant. I think people will look at him and be like, well, I don't need to pick McGraw as 90s.

He's awesome now. Well... I mean, George Strait just played ACL. Well, Garth plays all the time. I'm going to go with... Even though he's blocked me on Twitter, Travis Tritt. Oh, that's all right. awesome.

Travis Trit is my number two. Okay. So, Ramundo, you get the final pick of the first round. Wait, second round.

So what are you thinking of? I'm hoping this is a good pick. Give me Diamond Rio. Interesting. It is good. All right. One more pick to go. Ray has Garth Brooks and Diamond Rio.

Question. You think Ray could name one of their songs without looking at the board? Can you, Ray? Well, I have it up here. It's me in the middle. He has it up there. He's being honest.

That a boy. Go ahead. Ray, your final pick. I need a chick, so I'm going to go with Leon Rhymes. It's a good one. Is it, though? Yeah. Is it though?

For a third? Absolutely. Okay. She was huge in the 90s. Well, to, speaking of relevant, I don't know how I ended up on her Instagram the other day, but she's still on tour. She's doing festivals. But people are still performing. I thought I'm putting out new music.

Hey, I'm just trying to figure out why Tim McGrawl was. isn't a good pick. He's a great pick, just not a number one. I would think he still made, I mean, he had hit at number one recently. Amy, you got to think will he be available later, and I think he would be. My final pick is going to be the 90s country artist draft. I'm torn, but I'm going to go with the Judds.

Good. I had Wynonna. Yeah. I'm going to go with the Judds, straight up the Judds. Amy? Tresher Yearwood. I was going between. those two. I was going between those two. Amy, now that's good. Thank you.

Eddie? So I can still do Wynonna, right? Because she's, Judd's different. Yeah, do it. You know what? Do it. Let's just go with the man. The man with a mullet.

Joe, Joe, Joe Diffy. Yeah, I had him solid. Morgan, final pick of the draft. There's still a few good ones left on the table, and I'm debating between three, women. We've got Jody Messina, Martina McBride, Faith Hill. Yep. Faith was a strong one for me. I was thinking about Faith. I know. Still kind of relevant, though, right? It's up to you. I'm not saying that.

Jody Messina. Okay. There you have it. Those are our 90s country music draft picks. Now remember, you're looking at the full team. Basically, what concert would you want to go to to see all three acts, right? Ramundo has Garth, Diamond Rio, and Leanne Rimes. Yeah! I mean, that was a great first pick. And then it just went downhill. And I love Diamond Realt.

I have George Strait, Travis Tritt, and the Judd. That's a good one. Yeah. Amy has McGraw, The Chicks, and Tricia Earwood. That's still good, Amy. Thank you. Good draft. Eddie has Shania,

Strong. Reba. Strong. And Joe Diffy. I feel great. And Morgan has Brooks and Dunn, Alan Jackson, and Jody Messina. Yeah, real good. It's good.

That's a good drafts, except for raise. I think G might save me with the other ones. Oh, for sure. The first pick could. That's the good thing about having the first pick. All right, so, what's the rules? They get to go to bobbybones.com. There's a little thing up there to vote. Vote on the whole

team. And then at two hours after the show, we shut it down, Mike? Evening? Yeah. Okay. 6 p.m. Central. We'll shut it in. Oh. All right, Bobbybones.com. 6 p.m. Central. You guys get at it. The Bobby Bone Show is

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They found a dish in a drawer of an old country house and that dish was worth $1.7 million. Oh my gosh. I mean, that would just be crazy and life-changing and you wouldn't believe it. But you wouldn't even know it was worth that much. I mean, how, what? I saw another story where a guy he metal detects like as a hobby. And so, he's a hobby. And so, he is like a four or five year old son and he was like hey dad let me do it for a little bit and so his dad lets his son see it and it found like a 4.1 million dollar old school gold like locket from hundreds of years ago value to 4.1 million dollars so then you go if you're the dad are you like no that's worth nothing he's slide in your pocket and then you see or does the

kid get all that 4.1 put in his he found it like what do you do with that money you're the parent you can do whatever you want but can you he found it yeah i think legally you can do whatever you want with it. But then does that kid go up and sue you later in life? Sure, probably. Like that's something to think about. If your kid finds it, is he entitled to that money? I don't know. Every, well, I don't know. You're the, you're the reason he has a metal detector. Yeah. You're the reason he's even here. Right. You know what I'm saying? Okay. I don't think that holds up in court. A guy fell nine stories onto a car and survived. Whoa. Christina Smith was walking past a high rise in New Jersey.

when she heard something like she heard and then boom yep landed directly onto a park BMW right in front of her on the top part of it the man had jumped from a nine-story window

and went through the car's sunroof it totaled the car and somehow he survived he crawled from the car and was like what happened the man who wouldn't give police his name was taken to a hospital enlisted in a critical condition

but they say he's gonna make it oh my goodness he crawled out and was like hey what happened What happened? Was he trying to... I don't know. It doesn't say. Wow. But if you ask what happened,

do you lose all your memory out when you... I mean, I don't know. Yeah, maybe it's so scary. You black out. Man, that is crazy, huh? I mean, the car broke his fall. It wasn't for the car. He would have died for sure.

I wonder if the sunroof was even better than just hitting the top of the car. Yeah, I wonder. Because it gave a little way in to go into it. Like it was... Like, you hit the top of it. Sure, that top gives a little. But what if the sunroof lets...

And then you go through. through it a little bit. Crazy. That is wild. I got a message. I do these Instagram Q&A's where I'm like, hey, ask me a question.

I don't do them a whole lot, but I did one this weekend. And someone had asked if I ever get like outwardly angry. I don't. Excuse me? You don't. I mean, I've never seen you get out outwardly at angry ever.

Like I'm not a yeller. Yeah. I don't have rage like you two do. But Jamie's has been managed. I would say it's age onset rage. As she's gotten older, she's become more rageful. I would say it's circumstantial.

Yes, as you've gotten older. Yeah, because of things that are happening that have been frustrating. But you're right. I agree. Pre-menopause. The way went there? Stuff like that. And where Amy would want to break stuff or slam stuff.

And Eddie, when he gets upset, he goes into the garage and breaks brooms. Whenever I feel like I'm being cornered, you know? But I've gotten way better. I haven't done a lot of therapy. Oh, I don't even... Great. I think it's great. My point is, I don't yell.

I'm not a yeller. Right, you're not. Now, do you get angry inside? Here's the thing. Yes. They asked me this question on Friday, and I was going to write, but I was like, I don't ever get, I don't, never too high, never too low. I think I've been deadened in a lot of ways. Yeah.

I never get excited about stuff. Never get that sad about stuff because I'm like, of course that's going to happen. Never get too excited because I'm like, well, of course it's not going to last long. And I feel now comfortable enough to talk about this. But for the first, I had like red blotches in my eyes. I was so upset when Arkansas lost old. miss on Saturday that I disappeared for like five hours

and I wanted to kick holes in every window in the house. I've never wanted to I have never wanted to do that in my life. We lost it. Oh, is that funny to you? I'm about to Oh yeah, Amy? No, but I'm like, wow. I wanted to kick out every window. I wanted to break stuff.

Football game. I've never felt like that. We were going for two to win the game. I know my aunt texted me to check on you and I was like I'm too scared. I wrote on Twitter, hey, as soon as that game was over and I didn't feel like talking about the yesterday. But as soon as that game was over, I got on Twitter said, don't text me. I saw your tweet and I was like, I know better. You don't have to tell me.

But it's the first time in my life that I was, I wanted to just break stuff. I wanted to take blenders and slam them on the house. Yes. That's what I'm talking about. Feels good. Did you? No. No. So what did you do? You had to go a tire hands down? What? Have you done that?

Amy? What I did is it was a, you're strained yourself. It was a foreign, awkward feeling, but I went and I put headset on and I played madden football. I just tried to calm myself and distract myself. That's not breaking things. That's fine. He doesn't need to break things. Eddie, I'm telling you I could have kicked

every door in the whole house. I think this is good. Like you're feeling on a high level. Over a college football game? I mean, I don't know that it matters what it's about. It doesn't matter. It's like you're feeling intensely. Yeah, you're starting to feel things. I closed my eyes and saw red. Yes. It was red.

I felt like a bull seeing a cape and it was really ticking me off. Yeah. Bones, let me give you a tip, though. I know you feel like you can kick walls and break windows and grab your blender, whatever. Like, don't do that. You have to have a little bit of self-control and go find something that can be broken and it's okay if it gets broken and then break that. I had enough self-control. I did nothing.

Yeah. Yeah. But I'm saying, I slapped a wall and Kaylin was like, what's happening? Listen, I've done that. I've kicked a wall and then I've just been like, I want to have to fix it. That's the stupid. That's why I don't want to. You broke the drywall? Yes. Oh, no.

I slapped a doorway. Like, out. That hurt you more than hurt. Yeah. And I was like, it sucks. Ouch. Yeah. But I had it for the first time, like, real rain.

Did you scream? Oh, yo, God dang it. Ooh. I sit in the other room. Kailant's like, I could, because she's watching Oklahoma win. They wanted it into their game. We lost into ours, and I'm hitting the couch. Oh.

Wow. My hand is still a little sore from that slap, though. I just, all right. Anyway, a little insight into my life. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. We talked about this story a few weeks back.

A U.S. Navy veteran, Kenney, Jerry was out. He was heartbroken because his mobility scooter broke down. It was the only way he was getting around. He's 79 years old. His neighbor Amanda posted this TikTok video about the situation. So people wanted to help. She launched a go fund me campaign to buy him a scooter and we're like got him that scooter. But money kept coming in. They raised over a hundred and ten thousand dollars So he could like have a better life in general. The best part is all the extra money raised. He's now buying scooters for other veterans and in need. Oh, nice. And now he's like, guys, I got all

this scooter money. So if you guys want to nominate vets or if you're a vet, like reach out to me and we'll get you a scooter. That's awesome. All that happened from that. Yeah. It's patriotic Kenny needs a ride. And go fund me. Cute. Patriotic Kenny needs a ride. That's awesome. That's what it's all about.

That was Tell Me Something Good. Thank you guys for hanging out with us. We'll play Who Wants to be 100 Air coming up in a little bit. Chance for a caller to win $100 cash. And then also, I forgot to mention yesterday about my procedure. I'll talk about that later. Yeah. And I said the dumbest thing as soon as I came to, because they had to put me under anesthesia. And I said the dumbest thing to the doctor, to the doctor, not just to Caitlin, to the doctor. Both those coming up, but first, let's do the news.

Bobby's Big. Stories. On June 28th, Tilda, Cantella woke up. She had a small, burning pain in her stomach and then minutes later she gave birth to her second child. Crazy. Oh. She had no clue? She had no idea. She was pregnant. She said before that morning.

She gave birth to a boy at her mom's home. Both mom and son spent four days in the hospital. They are both doing well. So many questions, right? And I think the easy question is, wow, how did she not know? Right? But we hear the story a lot. But my question is, man, was she just drinking and having a good time?

And then if the baby comes out and we need to monitor these babies that aren't known to be existing until they exist. Because if they're like superheroes and they come out and they're strong and they're like D1 athletes, it's like, have at it. Mom's. You're saying they should do some research with these kids.

Yes, we should focus on these kids that never knew they were about to be kids because for two reasons. One, maybe everything is right and you shouldn't drink and you shouldn't party and you shouldn't I think they know that. I know. You might have done the research. I'm sure they did a lot of that research, but there hasn't been kids that have been really born without it being known yet.

Let's research them. Let's see what's going on. Because somehow they were able to hide up in there. And Amy, you knew someone that did that? Yes. Yeah, one of my sorority sisters in college. She thought she was just going number two? I don't know that detail. Never said that. Nope. Well, some of them think that.

Just said that she ended up in her bathroom and she delivered it by herself and she came out carrying it. And her mom took her to the hospital and she had a baby. The kid's another quarterback, Texas A&M. Oh, they should do the research. See what I'm saying? Anyway, crazy story when people don't know they're having babies. Almost you kind of wish that would happen, right? Yeah.

Apparently my friend had a deep set uterus, so it was like she thought she just gained a little weight and she was still getting her monthly cycle. So to her, she had no reason. And that happens to some women. They still have things that indicate, oh, okay, well, I'm not pregnant, but they are. Two men from the Solomon Islands have been found after 29 days lost at sea in a small 60 horsepower motorboat. They had survived off a sack of oranges they had brought with them, plus some coconuts that floated by, and rainwater they collected. Because you can't drink the water from the ocean or the sea.

Too salty. That's too salty. That'll dehydrate you. But they said, you know what? It was kind of a nice break. Really? I mean, a little stressful, though? Yeah, but it seems to have a nice break.

You know, nobody mean on social media. That's true. News wasn't screaming at them. A Queens man comes down from a tree after spending almost three days up there avoiding police. Wow. That's commitment. It was kind of a nice break. But what if that's how the guy comes down from Florida?

Oh, he's in a tree. Ronnery? Yeah. They've looked everywhere. They just didn't look up. Hey, you think about it. How many times do you look up, guys? Not much.

You don't. True. A man who spent almost three days up in a tree in Queens finally came down Friday evening. He climbed. the tree to avoid the police at 2 p.m. on Wednesday. He climbed out 5 p.m. on Friday and it's since been taken into police custody. Police have been working around the clock to get him to come down. So they knew he was there. Oh, they were waiting for him. You can't like, go open. Cut the tree down. There's a lot of options here. Can you shoot his

feet? Lasso, something. They've used sirens, drones, negotiations, nothing worked. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Firework. Why don't you get fireworks? Get a Roman candle. Hey, didn't you go up and chop trees with like a chainsaw? Like why don't they send one of those these up like dude we're chopping you better come down? Maybe he had a weapon. Oh that's true too. I don't know that's the case. I'm speculating like why why couldn't they get near him to bring him down? Mike did they have weapon? Do you know that? Yeah. It's hard to climb a tree with a weapon. Negotiating like all you have to do is that we're gonna chop the tree down if you don't come down. Exactly. Or you're going to come down

eventually and the longer you stay up there the more trouble you're getting in. That's a good one too. And I would put a clock down on the ground that showed his jail time. Okay, If you come down right now, 41 days. And then it would tick. 41 days, one hour. 41 days, two hours. Dang, that's good. And it's like the long, okay, you stay up there.

All you want. 42 days now. Did they send him food or snacks? Why would they do that? Well, I don't know, because you don't want your... Gummy worms? No, no. Amy, dead or alive.

Okay. I think that's also what I would do is, hey, you ain't getting any full or are you? Yeah. Thirsty? And I'd put it on TikTok. I would keep updating it. I like the jail clock. idea. That's great. Yeah. It's like, okay, stay

up there. Stay up there all you want. You're now 49 days. We're at two years, buddy. But then also, like, it's expensive for someone to go to jail. I mean, I guess you just threaten it. You don't really have to keep them in jail that long. You keep him in jail that long. Okay. So, if you watched Squid Games, there is a character

in it. She defects from North Korea to South Korea, and she's in the Squid Games. Yes. You guys familiar with her? Yes. So, she's one of the main characters. She gained 17 million get an Instagram followers in one week. Oh my gosh.

Just like being the actress in that? In a week. Crazy. She, I finished second or third in Korea's next top model. Yeah. Like, that's what she did. So she's pretty, but she's pretty. She didn't have a ton of acting experience, but a lot of them didn't have a ton of acting

experience. But 17 million in a week, which is wild. She plays number 67 on the show in big fashion labels now. We're throwing tons of money at her to get to go. That's cool. Isn't that cool? That's what's up. That's the news.

Thank you. Those were Bobby's big. Stories. You've heard of the show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire It's been around for 30 years basically But have you heard of a show Called Who Wants to Be A Hundred Air

Probably not They'd never make it But I only have 100 bucks And I have to give my own money away Because the station doesn't give me money Are you guys ready Ready? Ooh

Chris Let's meet our player This is Brooke in Tampa, Florida Hi Brooke Hi, how are you? I'm doing pretty good Your day going all right? Yeah, I'm so excited.

Okay, well, Eddie is going to represent you and play for you and who wants to be 100 air. Now, you guys can talk about it after every question if you want to keep going or not. Oh, okay, but we can't talk about the question. She can Google it. Got it. That's why. So ultimately, Bones, does she make the decision if I go on or not? Yes.

Okay. If you don't know, she can be like, use your lifeline. You got it. And you have three lifelines. Eddie can ask somebody specifically in the room. He can flip a coin or he can shoot a paper water to a trash can. Stressful. Okay, Brooke? Okay, sounds good. Okay. Let's play who wants to be a hundred air. The first one is the one dollar question Which Sesame Street character is known as the grouch? Oh, that's Oscar. That's Oscar. That's correct. Good job

You've made one dollar for you in Brooke. We did it brooke. I'm assuming you guys want to go on? Ask Brooke. Of course. Yeah, Brooke you want to come? All right. Here is the five dollar question. What? What country has the highest population? Country. What country has the highest population? I immediately went to China. But Brooke, you can't chime in here. Okay.

Because, again, you can be Googling, and so we don't want you to help them out. The U.S. Russia is very big, but not a lot of population. Bones, I'm pretty confident. It's China, so China, my final answer. The answer is China. Yes. That's a tough question.

That's $5. So you can sit and have $5 that you didn't have this morning, Brooke, or you can keep going. Keep going. Here is the $10 question. In what movie does Whoopi Goldberg dress up as a nun? Easy. Let's move on. Sister act.

Final answer. Sister act is correct. Yeah. Okay. Now, you can sit at $10. Or you can go to the $25 question. Keep going. He's on a roll.

She's feeling it. Eddie, what organ produces a liquid known as bile for $25? What organ produces a liquid known as bile, B-I-L-E-B-I-L-E-Bile? I feel like that's the gallbladder. Bile. But people get the gallbladder removed, so does that mean that they get no more bile? It's not right. Ooh, I might have to phone a friend.

Well, she gets to pick what you do. Oh, that's true. I'm not confident. I mean, I'm going to go gallbladder, but I'm not confident. Okay, so it's up to you. You guys talk about it. Not the answer, but do you not want to go gallbladder? Hey, Brooke, I'm not very confident about gallbladder.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're wrong. Okay, that's good. So I would use a lifeline. So what do we do, though? Do we go with someone else in the studio? Do we flip a coin? Do I try a basketball shot? Is somebody in the studio confident that they know what it is?

Hey guys, don't be, don't show it off. I mean, these guys, what do they know about doctor stuff? Eddie, what would you like to do? I mean, Brooke, I think we need to flip a coin. Oh, I don't trust anyone in here to know that. Yeah, I would flip a coin. Wow. Maybe if lunchbox were here, he'd be a good one.

You'd think he would know what organ fliers is in file? No, no, no chance. What are you going to do, guys? Let's flip a coin. Is that your final choice? Brooke? Yeah, flip a coin. All right, let's do it.

Okay, I would have gone to Amy. Well, I mean, what would you have answered? My mom had issues with bile during her cancer journey. She actually had to wear this bag on the outside of her stomach that collected it. Dang it so you know the answer? Well, I know it's liver or kidney, so I'm as good as a coin toss because I can't remember which one have a problem. But listen, if I had to, if I had to guess, I know it's liver or kidney. It doesn't matter so you can not drag it out.

You can just guess. I know, but I want to get it right. Go ahead. So just pick one, Amy. Kid me. It's liver. Okay. Oh, see?

Dang it. Okay, good. It's coin toss time. Liver. I mean, Brooke, you may win nothing. That's okay. It's fun to play. And she gets to pick the heads or tails.

Yeah, Brooke, heads or tails. You guys have been saying tails never fails. Let's go with that. I like it. Amy, you'll be the judge. Yeah. Let me get into the air. Here we go, three, two, one.

Flip. Come on, Brooke. It's on the ground. Come on, Brooke. What'd she say again? She said tails. It's heads. Oh, no.

Oh. That was my good. Well, that was a rough one. Brooke, you didn't win. That music hurts whenever you're losing. You're going home. I know. Eddie didn't win.

I'm sorry, Brooke. That's okay. He gave him a good run. He really let you down. I mean, we could try to give her one more shot early in the morning. How do we do that? Play one more time with her tomorrow morning. Who gets to play?

I like it. Well, we can do the dice again. Brooke, are you willing to play one more time in the morning? Of course. Okay, she didn't win anything this time. We'll give her one more shot tomorrow. That's who wants to be 100 air, everybody. Sorry, Brooke.

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Went to the doctor. We tried this medicine. We tried that medicine. Finally, they were like, you need to go get it checked out. So I didn't just have a colonoscopy. I had what's also called, I think, an endoscopy. Or they have to do lower intestines and upper intestines. That's like a double.

Yeah. So it's tough because the day before you take medicine and it just clears out your system. Aggressively. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's just explosions. Hard. And so it hurts.

And then you go to sleep and the whole time. You don't really sleep that much because you keep wondering if you're going to use the bathroom in the bed. I did. I was worried about it the whole time. And so I didn't sleep very well. And you go in and you fill out paperwork and I'm nervous. I had what I thought was a heart attack on the way there. And in the car and I'm like, Caitlin, I'm having a hard.

attack. She goes, no, that's a panic attack. I'm like, but it's in my heart. And she goes, is it stabbing? I say, yes, I'm dying. She goes, no, that's a panic attack. It's just as normal because you're scared. You don't know what they're going to find. You don't know, and this is what I told her before. I don't know what they're going to find. I don't know if I'm going to wake up after being put under with anesthesia. And she's like, do you think it's a heart attack attack or a panic attack? Because if a heart attack, we'll go somewhere else. That's bigger than what you're doing. And I was like, okay, it's probably a panic attack. But it was like, clipping me in my chest. We get there

and I go in and they put the IV in your wrist which is interesting to me because I usually get blood taken from my inside of my arm. But when they put you down, they do it in your wrist. Because when I turn over, it could affect that tube or it goes into your elbow. And I'm in a gown. I had to get butt naked in a gown.

Nice. Yeah. And so I'm laying there for a long time. The doctor comes in, talks to me a little bit. And what's weird for me is I don't know my medical history because never knew and dad. We didn't go to the doctor when I was a kid with my mom. And so she's not alive anymore either.

And so we never talked about that. And so they're like, hey, what's your medical history? And I was like, I don't know. And they're always like, ooh, what do you don't know? Then I have to go do that song and dance. And so after the doctor finishes crying from me telling him my life story, he's like, all right, here's what we're going to do. We're going to go in.

We're going to put you under. And we're going to check it out. But what they have to do, basically, what I've heard. But I feel like what happened, they have to blow air into your butt. Oh, wow. So they can take pictures. They have to put that air in your system to open it up to take pictures. And so I go in and I want to fight it.

They put that anesthesia mask on me. And I'm like, I'm about to show them what's up. Like they're going to try to put me to sleep. They're going to go over and turn that nozzle up. Oh, like you're going to sleep. Oh, yeah, I'm going to fight it. And so they put a bite in my mouth, like a yellow thing and like bite on this. I guess you don't bite your tongue while you're out.

Oh. They put the mask on. And my goal was to make it all the way to 50. How far did you make it? I remember two. Exactly. I went one, two. I don't know if I counted anymore with Oz out.

And so beforehand, and I'm just trying to be honest with you, with my friends who listen to this show with my friends in this room. When I went into this, I was extremely nervous, but I also know this doctor has to deal with a lot of butts all throughout the day. So it's probably not a deal to him. But I took out an electric clipper. Oh, my gosh. Dr. Oz told him to.

But he doesn't need to be honest with us right now. We're good. But I did. I switched heads after it was over. This is a switch off the good. But I cleaned it up really good. Because I wanted, for some reason, I wanted to get in there and they got to be like, in case he needed like some extra. He's like, look at this guy.

Really puts in a lot of work. What did they want to take a picture? Oh, gosh. And it leaked. I don't know that leaked picture. Totally. Your colonoscopy picks get leaked on TMZ. Hey, people put that kind of crap on TikTok.

Okay. And so I go and he puts me under. I go to sleep and I wake up and I'm out of it. But I remember waking up. And the first thing I said like an idiot. I said, Hey, Doc, did you notice

I shaved my beehole? Oh my gosh. You said that? I said that out loud to the doctor. Oh, but I think people say all kinds of dumb stuff so the doctor just laughed a little bit.

And so I can't, I said a couple other dumb things. And they, what? I don't know. I just have that, you know,

secondary embarrassment or whatever. I'm having it for you. Yeah, well, good. You can have first tier, because I wasn't that embarrassed, really.

Because I'm just saying stupid stuff. Yeah. I did. I wanted his day to be better. I was thinking about him. Did you say I did that for you? That would have been weird. But I did. I think he knew that. Okay. And so I walk over and the nurse is like, and I can walk. I'm stumbling a little bit. She's like, hey, do you want us to carry you? Like walk you out or put you in a wheelchair? And I was like, put me in a wheelchair because it'll look more sad to Caitlin. She had to pick me up. So they rolled me out in a wheelchair. And I was out of it for like the next couple to few hours. But I had gas all day because they fill you with air, which is weird. But the pictures came back and he said I had a great colon. Good. It's a little red up top, but that's not what it was, sadly.

I almost wanted there to be something, nothing bad, but something that I could fix. So that you knew. But it came out, and I was fine. But overall, the procedure wasn't that bad. So I'm saying this as a PSA, too, to go, hey, when it's time to do it, you should probably do it. It's an uncomfortable part of your body, so I understand why. But the doctor sees him all the time. And what he told me was, as long as you shave it, his day's easier.

Now everyone was going to say him. He didn't say that. He didn't say that. But I did it. I got my pictures bag. They did a biopsy on a couple parts, but they think overall it's going to be fine. So I'm still chasing what's wrong with me.

What does it look like in there? An eyeball, the inside of an eyeball. Really? Yeah, I mean, it just looks like the inside of your body. Weird. So, but that was a situation. They turned me over on my side. I don't remember it.

They told me what they were going to do, and away we went. So, and I'm not old enough to get it yet, but I did have some issues, and I just would recommend if you're having issues or you are 50 years old. you go get it checked out. Yeah.

Because he's like, we don't need to see it for years now unless something happens. Yeah. And I think if that type of, if it's cancer, for example, if it's caught early, it can, it's really great. But if you put it off, like, it can be life-threatening. The hard part of it was the day before. That was the hardest part of it. Emptying out. The prep.

It was the hardest part. But there you go. I'm done. Good. And I'm okay. I wish they could have told me what I could do different, because I struggle still. I mean, I can eat a meal. And then if I really don't have to, I can not eat for a day and a half for two days.

I just stay so full. Or I don't use the bathroom for four or five days, period. It's not good. But we can't, we can't figure it out. So what's the next step? Do you know? I'm going to go have a second one tomorrow. Oh, just for fun.

I just want to go back. Just check it out. Bobid Bones show. Bonehead. Glory up the day. Let's go over to Eddie, who is filling in for lunchbox. Well, there's a couple in Michigan, girlfriend, boyfriend, they're driving down the road. And the boyfriend's speeding.

And so he gets pulled over. And she goes, oh, no, I think he might have a warrant for his arrest. And think quick, think quick. While the cop goes back to his car, she calls 911 and says, I'd like to report a shooting at a nearby hotel. I saw it. So hopefully the cops would be like, oh, well, forget the traffic stop. Let's go to the hotel. Next level, quick thinking.

And the cops did. They said, oh, my gosh, got to go to the hotel. They go to the hotel. There's no shooting here. Track that call. Wait a second. We know who that is. Went back and arrested the girl and the driver, both for reporting a false report.

Well, driver didn't do it. Well, he's in trouble too. He's in the car. Jobs like, why would you do that? Like my dad always said, doesn't matter if you do it. But if you're with people that do it, you can go to jail too. I have a feeling he was like, good idea, honey. Maybe he was his idea.

Yeah, hey, call. You know, that's pretty quick thinking, though. You like that? I hesitate to say like, but I am impressed in how quickly they thought of a solution. It was a bad one. This is the same idea of bomb threats. No. Not, no.

Not really. All they were doing was getting out of a traffic ticket. They didn't, a work didn't get released. School didn't get let out. Airplane didn't get released. Oh, I don't know. I think it's dumb and they should be in trouble for it. But I don't think it's the same thing as a bond threat.

Yeah, no. And sometimes that's a crazy ex-girlfriend that doesn't want her boyfriend to fly. And then it affects the whole airport. It affects everybody. It affects innocent people. This affected really nobody except for the police officers. And who knows, that cop may have had to drive extra fast to get there. Yeah, that could hurt somebody.

Yeah. So, yes, they should be in trouble. trouble. Yeah. A little bit, I'm like, well, quit thinking. Respect. Wonder if people ever get away with that crap. Sometimes if a cop pulls you over and somebody flies by going even faster, they'll go, wait here,

and they'll go chase the other person. And do you have to wait? What? Yeah. Really? And you have to wait? You're supposed to. I always wonder how long people wait.

Right. I'm going to give them two minutes, and then I'm leaving. Yeah. You're on the clock officer? Go. I would call that my lucky day. Is that it, Eddie? That's it.

That's your bonehead story of the day. Two people have been arrested and are facing charges related to the theft of an Amarillo man's kangaroo. Christopher Potts and Megan Sandifer were booked into the Randall County Jail on charges of theft of property worth more than $2,500. This comes from News Channel 10 in Amarillo. The kangaroo's owner says it was taken September 25th. The kangaroo is still missing at the time. What would they do with the kangaroo? I didn't know it's still missing.

I thought they... Listen, they took it as a joke and the kangaroo is fine. you give the kangaroo back, you do a little community service, we call it a day. What do they do with the kangaroo? I bet you you can resell it. Oh, man, that stinks.

They've got to go for a lot of money. That stinks. Well, yeah, $2,500 if it's just a fine for it. This poor kangaroo, but I stand by the fact that I can beat up a kangaroo. You can't. There's no chance. I just don't think that you can't.

I think I'm smarter than a kangaroo. Sure. If you think I'm going to brawl with a kangaroo, you're out of your mind. What are you going to do? I'm like Floyd Mayweather when I fight kangaroos. Is that right? It's all about not getting hit.

So it's like, boom, jab, get out. That kangaroo's not smart as me. I will whoop a kangaroo's butt. Oh. I feel like they're scrappy. Okay, but you can't catch me. Boom, move. You don't understand.

They're big. They use their hands and their tail. They can stand on their tail. They'll kick you, dude. I will whip a kangaroo's butt. I hope they find this kangaroo because I challenge it to a boxing match. I hope one day you do take on a kangaroo. I want to see it.

He's too scared. These people, I wonder why they stole the kangaroo. To resale? Is it like a pug? Or the bulldog What's the dog? What's the dog? French Bulldogs. French.

You walk that thing down the street. Someone's liable to tackle you and steal that thing. I dare them to steal Stanley. They'll try to pick him up and be like, oh, I'm back. We need five guys. I'm back. All right, we'll see you guys tomorrow. Have a great Tuesday.

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