The Bobby Bones Show - BOBBY GRANTS A MAKE-A-WISH AND EDDIE SHARES HIS NEW GREETING

Episode Date: April 24, 2017

A special 10th birthday for a 'Make-A-Wish' child, Eddie shares his new greeting and highlights from Bobby's 'Funny and Alone' Nashville show! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This is Bobby Bones. Yeah, good morning. Welcome back. Hope your weekend was awesome. Come on, see you. Good morning. Can you tell that I put on a little bit of muscle, a little weight? Have you noticed that? No. No, that's all right. I'm sorry. That's okay. Wait, flex for me. Whoa. Do you have a permit for those? See? Yeah, just making fun. Wait, hold on. Do you need a Band-Aid? I think I have one. Because you're ripped.

If Amy comes in with a different hair color, that's one notch different and we don't notice, Oh, my goodness. Let the waterworks start out. Oh, stop. That's not true. You know that's not true. Why are you talking about that funny tone? Okay, so you've been on size?

About, like in that. About five pounds. You know what word? I'm getting rusted. I've started eating carbs a little bit. Let me tell you. I feel way better. What kind of carbs?

I've been under eating for a long time. Yeah. Stay way low. We eating pizza? Healthy carbs. Probably like sweet potatoes. I've been eating no carbs forever. Now you eat low carbs in the morning.

I just thought maybe you'd notice. Do you feel better? A little extra tight t-shirt today? Nobody noticed. Dang. No, we didn't notice. How did any look? Oh, I mean, dude, the bicep looks good. Right, what you think? Looks good. Seriously, when you flex, though, that's like

it's like Pauphi. Your tone's weird again. For a different reason. I don't like it. We're here. It's Monday. Okay. By the way, your hair looks great. No, it does that. Let's compliment. Everybody compliment each other. Okay. Just go to the person to your left. No.

Amy, you're... So you're struggling. I'm not. I'm just trying to pick of all the things. Yeah, there's a lot. Your earrings are really cool, fashionable today. Thank you. Yeah, they're cool. Big hoops.

Yeah, those are really neat. Thanks. And those are the charity earrings? A woman made them, she lives in like Ethiopia. Yeah? Yeah. Whoever she is, and in my regards. I will.

All right. Amy? Yes. Okay. Lunchbox. Yeah. You look really, clearly. You look.

Hold on. I'm trying to get it just right. I really, really like your beard. At that link. The length is good. It's not out of control. Hey, take you off of it, buddy. Thank you.

That was really nice. Go to Eddie. Nice hat, dude. That's all you got? Wow. Wait, it's an accessory. Eddie's got a water burger out on. All right.

All right, bones. Yeah, yeah, let me know. Dude. What's up? Have you been gaining some weight? You look ripped, dude. Okay, never mind. What are you talking about?

Okay, okay, let me do another. I know. Like a real one. Bones. What? Dude, your shirt, your shirt looks clean. No dandruff today. I have been washing my hair like crazy with this, like, scalp.

Special sauce? Yeah. Yes. And so my hair gets extra puffy, but not as much danger. Well, just wanted to let you know we all notice. And Dry Scout. Thank you very much. You look great.

That's how we should start every show where you guys compliment me. It feels so good. Right? Just you. Yeah. Everybody does me. Okay. I'm pretty excited about this week.

You know, Miranda will be in tomorrow. That's cool. It's awesome. Well, it's huge. Been looking forward to this. this. You know? It's a thing.

I know. So today's still going to happen. Today, today. Let's start with I-CU right now. Recognizing cool people. Wow. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU.

So there's a nine-year-old. His name is Colt, Kyler. And his dad wanted to reward him for tickets for all his hard work. So he works with his dad every day on the farm in Indiana. But he also hit the honor roll for the first time. And his dad was like, okay. Because from Indiana, he's a huge Cubs fan. He's always surprised him with tickets to go to the Cubs game.

What is it? I mean, you're going to Rickley. What's their plan? The Cardinals, the St. Louis Cardinals. He's so excited. That's cool. Eddie ever made your kids so happy they cried? No, not yet.

I'm still working on that. Hey, dad goals. Yeah. I wish they liked the Cardinals. No, he's a Cubs fan. Oh, right, right. But the Cardinals are their big rival. Right, I knew that.

No, you didn't. Eddie and sports, don't have... I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond that Frito Lay has issued a nationwide recall on some of their kettle-cooked chips. They may make you sick.

All the different flavors that are being recalled are listed online. In Airline News, American Airlines has apologized after a video posted at Facebook showed the moments after an employee allegedly hit a woman with a stroller, barely missing the baby. employee has been suspended. And finally, a U.S. astronaut Peggy Whitson broke the record today for the most time in space by an American

535 days, so congrats to her. I got to work in Nashville this weekend. I did a stand-up comedy show here in town, and afterward, I mean, it was like the show Family Reunion. I'd never seen everybody in the same place all at once other than that time. Because normally on the weekends, I'm away working, but I got to work in town, and everybody decided to stay and just hang out, and just hang out, and just hang out. And finally I was like

Because the whole area's there I'm like guys you gotta go Yeah Because the longer you stay The longer the workers in theater I gotta say and I gotta pay them So Oh you ain't gotta go

But you can't stay here Right Yeah And you guys still don't leave No I was like come on You gotta go Oh you have to

Oh I didn't realize The whole like you know Paying thing Yeah it's like you rent the place Oh You should have said so I was like guys You got to go

Because everyone was there Time is money Time was money I was just like hey All right Ha ha ha Thanks for I'm glad he was saying.

The stage was like empty, and the seats were all empty, and Amy and Ray kept going on and act like they were performing. Yeah, because that would be so awesome. Yeah. I saw Amy's husband, and he comes up after. I saw him before and after, but he comes after. He goes, hey, are those your new easies? You know, because Amy got me some easings for my birthday, but I don't have them yet. Yeah, yeah.

And he wasn't joking. I just had on some really cool red shoes, and he thought they were really, he calls them easies. But he thought they'd already gotten it. And I was like, no, I don't have them. He goes, we don't have your easies yet. So even he was surprised that Amy's birthday present Hasn't got to me yet We're running out of time

We are Trust me You got a week Or it doesn't count Or I'm gonna find you some legit Easies This is a body bone show Bobby bones

Alright time for your Monday morning positivity It's called Tell Me Something Good I love these stories about When the window washers At Children's Hospitales Dress up Oh yeah And it looks like superheroes are all climbing

the building. Kids at the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia got a cool surprise. They looked out the windows yesterday and all the window washers were dressed up as Power Rangers. Oh, that's cool. They started at the top floor, made the way all the way down. They stopped all the windows and waved. That's power. Think about that.

That's cool for me if I was in the hospital. Amy? Well, a guy was out running. His name is Gordon Harvey. He was listening to a podcast while he was jogging. He thought he heard some barking in the background. He's like, is this part of the podcast? So he took his earbuds out.

Sure enough, a dog was barking that was stuck in a storm drain pipe. So he ran to a nearby fire department, asked him, hey, do y'all rescue pets? They're like, sure, let's go assess the situation. They went out there, rescued the Cocker Spaniel 10 feet deep. Wow. Wow. Yeah, firefighter Matthew Staunbaugh, went down, got the dog out of the pipe. I was listening to a podcast of the day.

Yeah. And I kept up here on Jacob and call me a weird dude. Yeah, that was real. Because you're weird, dude. And you're the weirdestest human beings ever. And you're not as weird as you are, dude. And I was like, so I called the cops. And I was like, is they going okay?

And they were like, that's just part of the Bobbycast. Oh. Because you're weird, dude. And you're the weirdest human beings ever. And you're the weird. I'm not as weird as you are, dude. It's like the weird off. That's funny. Go subscribe to the Bobbycast.

You'll send an I heart radio or subscribe on iTunes. It's a show I do from my house. Lunchbox. Jackie Miller is an orthodontist in Missouri, and she likes to teach her kids that it's important to give back. So she went and she said, I'd like to donate a kidney to whoever matches and is next on the donor list is waiting for a kidney. Didn't know him, no reason to go just to teach her kids to give back. She gave a kidney.

Wow. That's dedication. I've probably done some volunteer service on the weekend. Dang, that's crazy. All right, that's tell me something good. That's what we do it. Your positivity. I'm looking forward to tomorrow because Miranda Lambert will be in studio.

And it's her first time to do any media in a long time. They're nervous. They being her people? I guess. Why? What are you hearing? I don't know. You just, everybody's on, you know, every, every, like, here's the thing.

Like, I'm very excited that she's coming back in. I'm very excited. She wants to come talk to us first. You know, because she doesn't know much media. Yeah. But everybody's like, oh, what's he going to do? I haven't anything crazy. I never go, I'm never malicious.

I never headline hunt and like go after. It's like, I'm going to get, because I don't care. Right. These are people that I have to have a relationship with for a long time. And I like Miranda. I think her last double album was like this really cool piece of art. It's just a weird, like, I don't know how people think this. Like, I'm such an artist advocate, but everybody gets scared.

I'm the bad boy, you know? There's nothing bad about me. Okay. Don't listen to these stories that are written. The bad boy of country radio. I don't do anything bad. Okay, trust me, people. I work with him every day, not a bad boy.

No, not a bad boy. Just because I have opinions, I'm the bad boy, because nobody in this form of opinions. That he does have opinions. Like, oh, what's the bad boy, Cadreta you're going to ask? Nothing. Like, how's it going? That's life. You good?

Yeah. It'll be tomorrow. Marando be in and everybody's on the edge just a little bit. I was like, hey, I can't have 90 people in the studio. So we may have to trade out. Oh. Like, if they're like, okay, we're only bringing a couple in tomorrow. We have to go out?

I'm like, then some of my people got to go out too. Oh, wow. I'm not sure what's going to happen. It could be a... Hey, whatever. I don't know. Tomorrow I'm Randall Amber to be in. It's going to be fantastic in my mind.

It can be better. It's going to be like the bouncer at the club in here with one of those little one in one-in-one. All right. I want to hurt people in? One about to the law. Great. That's tomorrow on the show. Not today, but tomorrow.

But people are already thinking about it. People are writing stories about it. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. To be the new number one song in the country with Hometown Girl. He replaced Jason Aldine's Ennio Barstool, which fell to the number four spot. So passengers on a Delta flight retreated to a live Kenny G performance on Saturday. I saw that.

The flight crew, they were raising money for charity, and he said he'd play if they raised $2,000 on the plane, and they did. That's funny. He pulled out his little, it looks like a, what's a flat instrument I call? Because he plays a weird saxophone. Like more of like a clarinet-looking thing. Yeah, it looks like a clarinet, but he played it the whole time. Yeah, so cool. I'm Amy.

That's your 30-second skinny. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story up the day. This story comes to us from Odessa, Texas. A 31-year-old man has been arrested after he told police he had been kidnapped and his car was set on fire. He said he got, you know, held up at gunpoint. Someone forced him in the car, drove the car out there.

Wow. Burned it up. Whoa. Turns out. They caught it on surveillance camera. He burned it himself. He had fallen behind on his car payments. And he wanted to collect the insurance money.

Wow. So he made up the whole story. And didn't want to lose his car to the repo man. Exactly. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Our producer, Eddie, who does a lot of our videos. He has two kids, and him and the kids and the Y.

It's been summertime. It's been warm. And so you guys will go to pools. Yeah, we have a pool that we go to at the Y. But that doesn't open up until June. So now that it's like getting warm, I'm like, we need a pool, stat. So I've been driving around the neighborhood and I found an apartment complex that has a pool. But it's got a lock on it.

Good news is I know a dude that knows a dude that lives there. Oh, you don't even know the dude that loves there? I don't know the dude that lives there. Okay. But he has a big truck and a business, so I know that he knows he lives there. So I'm getting the code from him for the pool. And so I went to take the kids to the pool and I was like, don't worry, we're all good. I got the coat.

And they're so embarrassed by it. They're like, we can't do this. especially my nine-year-old junior, he's like, he will not break a single rule. And he hates it. He does not want to be part of it. My wife is even like, is this okay that we do this? Well, has anyone said anything to you about it? No, we've already been twice.

We've been twice. Everyone's cool. And you don't feel guilty at all? No, and it's not an apartment. It's like a townhouse community. It's not a community pool, though. No. It's a community pool for them that live there.

But there are enough townhouses for them to not even know who we are. And it'd be cool. If someone was doing it to your pool and you were living in a place A whole family was just coming in hanging out. Well, how would you feel? I'd probably investigate

and find out who they are. If someone walks up to you and says, hey, what unit are you? What do you say? Thank you. I'm going to start looking and pick a unit out. That's a good idea. I got to be prepared for this.

They're like, no, you know, I live there. Oh, I thought, okay, so you're just saying, yeah, now you need to figure out which unit you live in? I'll probably go by today and look at an empty unit. But you're only going maximum moment until June, right? Yes.

That's when the YMCA pull over. Because we have a membership at the Y so that, just wait until June. So this is just to cover us. And the kids are humiliated? They do not want. Junior, the little one, junior, junior, he didn't care. He's three. He doesn't care.

He loves it. Yeah. But my wife and my nine-year-old, they're so worried about it every single time we go. Do you guys grow out? Like, take the whole experience then? Like, take a music. Oh, we do take music. You do?

What? And how long do you go if you're going to go? A couple hours, two or three hours? Yeah. Yeah. Good luck, my friend. Thank you, man. It's been fun. We love it. I mean, I do it at least.

Yeah, I don't think they do. Yeah, it would be weird for me, knowing that I'm breaking the rules. Especially your nine-year-old. He loves the rules. Like, he loves the rules. He will not break a single rule. Get him a boat, dude. Go out on the lake. If I had a million dollars. Hey, Karen in Iowa City, thanks for calling.

Hi, how are you? I'm really good. What's going on? I just want to say thank you to all you guys. because I'm a nurse and I work at the University of Iowa in a neurological ICU that's actually probably one of the worst ICUs in the surrounding five states. Wait a minute. I don't know about that factually. Yes, seriously. We are a level one.

We are known for our neurological ICU all across the world actually. But the worst. The people, you guys that work there, y'all are amazing. It just means you all are dealing with really serious cases. I thought she meant like the worst. It's like I work at the worst apple. No, no, no, no. It is the absolute best job in the entire world.

The best. However, we see things that both people can handle and that most people shouldn't have to see. Got it. And a lot of deaths, a lot of organ donation. But every morning, we, to decompress, we listen to you guys. And you make us laugh and forget what we've seen and forget the person that we were just, you know, taking off life support. It helps us decompress, which is really hard in nursing, to release all that.

Well, thank you very much. I appreciate it. I also appreciate what you do. It's very selfless job. I thought she meant the worst. Did you guys think that at first? Like she was calling Slend. Okay, that's when I make sure that's not the case.

Go ahead. Yeah, I did it first too, but then I was like, surely she doesn't mean that. She means this. You guys can call us 877-77 Bobby if you want to say what's up. Bobby Bones time. Come on. Bobby Bones. I'm going to

get it at you right now. Okay. We'll come back to it in a minute. I want you guys to think about it. The average person says they have to be in a relationship with someone for at least a year before they let them do this. Huh. Okay. Ooh.

Never going to get it, right? The average person says they have to be in a relationship with someone for at least a year before they let them do this. Oh, you're never going to get it. I'm like going to lunchbox who's also known as a spoiler. Yeah. If you get it. We don't roll on anymore, but go ahead. Yeah, I hate to ruin it, but it's Meet the Parents.

Meet the Parents. Ooh, good one. Do anybody else have that? No. Okay. Show me Meet the Parents. That's not it. The average person says they have to be in a relationship for someone for at least one year before they let them do this.

Think about that. We'll come back to it in a second. All right, let's give it a shot here. Never going to get it. The average person says they have to be in a relationship for at least a year before letting them do this. Maybe take a shot? Have a password. Oh, to like a social media account?

Wow. Wow. No, that's not it. Oh. Sheesh. Wow. I don't, no. No password.

No way. Probably never. Oh, okay. I mean, I'd rather give up and share a bank account in a password. Oh. Wow. Lunchbox. Okay.

They go away from the weekend. Pet sit. Babysit. pet. Eddie? Oh, easy. Spend the night. No. One year. What? Hey, you got to keep it old school. That's not, you didn't do that either. Yeah. Don't act like you. So what? Hello, David. You're on the air, David. Thank you for calling. What are you think about this? Oh, first and foremost, Wu Pig. We'll go and get that out of the way. All right. I appreciate that. Let's go with passing gas. That is incorrect.

I had that too. Yeah. There are a lot of people that have that on here, and so none of you guys are right. But I appreciate that. Let's go to Kelly and Nancy Kentucky. Hi, Kelly. Hey, good morning. What do you think about this? I would say, probably say, I love you. Wow. Now, that's not the answer. Okay. Thank goodness. Not the answer. Thank you for the call. I'm going to take one more, though. Yeah, you say it way before a year. I don't. Right? Nope, not me. I never said it. Autumn in Gainesville, Florida. Hello. Hi.

You are the last person to get a shot at this because then we'll have no winner. Okay. What do you got? No pressure. No pressure. Popping pimples. Mm.

Ooh, Amy loves pop people's pimples. Okay. Yeah. That's a pretty good guess. How do we feel about that? Yes or no? Pretty solid. Pretty solid.

Popin pimples. No. Wow. Okay. The answer is, the average person let's take the year to let someone drive their car. Like, you can take my car.

car, take my car. Oh, that's a big deal. Yeah, right? Man. Anybody have that, by the way? No. No. That's why it's called Never Gonna Get it. I knew you guys would never get that. Dang. I watched all of This Is Us, so I'm caught up. And it, uh, we don't do spoilers. In anyway, it didn't, it didn't end exactly how I thought it was going to end. Because the news spoiled it for me. And then it didn't, it didn't end exactly how I thought the news spoiled it for me. So, oh, well, that's good for you. No, because I already had it in my mind how it was happening because they ruined it. And so I was like, oh, this is it ruined the last three episodes. Like, even knowing a wrong spoiler is as bad as knowing the right spoiler.

Because as you're sitting through it, it just is what it is. So I watched that. And because I worked, and usually I travel all weekend, but because I had a show, a stand-up show in Nashville, I got to stay home a lot. So I watched This Is Us, and I watched like three episodes of scandal. And this season is absolutely insane. Yeah. And so I stayed up late.

I didn't sleep last night very much. And so I stayed up watching that last night. And then I started watching that show on Netflix's 13 reasons. 13 reasons why? I just, Amy, I'm not into it. Okay. I know you like it. And Lindsay loves it.

She was playing shows this weekend and she came back and I think we've seen three episodes. Okay, I'm done. Do I need more than three episodes? I don't think so. If you're not in it, if you're not feeling it, you're just not feeling it. Because even one of our good friends wasn't feeling it and she watched all 13 this weekend. It's just like, I'm curious as to how it ends, but it's so. high school feeling. It is very high school feeling. Probably because everybody's in high school

in the cat, like they're in high school. But that's the show that the news is covering and they're like, you shouldn't watch it if you're sad. Yeah, before a lot of, I don't know if it's before every episode or at least for sure towards the end. It's like they give a warning to what you're about to They do? Wow. Yeah, it must be just towards the end ones because I didn't notice in the beginning. Just me. Yeah, they see the other things you're watching and they're like, this may not be good for you. No, but it just warns you of the content. Because, I mean, it's just. It's pretty heavy. I'm going to watch a couple more.

Okay. Let me know what you think. I will. I feel like if you're not into it now, I don't know that you'll get into it. Well, I saw the American Airlines flight where the guy was like going to fight the passenger. After it. This is a whole, it's crazy. This is a whole different.

Have you seen this video? No. Okay. So I'm not talking about the United Flight or the United Flight or the other United Flight. This is a whole different one. Yeah. This is an American Airlines flight. and so a male flight attendant

apparently I actually hit a woman in the face with a stroller and so then I almost got into a fight with another passenger who stepped in American apologized and suspended the flight attendant and I don't know if you guys

saw the video or not I can please him Hey bud Hey bud You do that to me and I'll knock you flash You don't know what the story is I don't care what the story is I don't know what the story is almost heard of baby The woman's crying babies

The flight attendant challenges the guy to a fight. I'm like, what? It was not good. Okay, you don't need to know the whole story of a stroller, hit another human. I think, just by watching it, it was, they were having trouble

getting it up into the overhead, or there was some issue, and then they were going to have to check it. And then they got into it about that. And then the flight test, like, you don't know what's happening. Okay. It just wasn't good.

And you know everybody's got their phones out on planes now? I mean, now you just have to be, yes. Everybody's got their phones out on planes. Lunchbox, you watch the car's, video? I watched the video and I thought maybe the guy overreacted a little bit. Like the flight attendant is trying to do his job and he

didn't mean to hit anybody with the stroller and the guy's challenges into a fight. You do that to me. I'm a knock you flat. He could have gone up in a more calm manner, I thought. Well, the guy first of all doesn't know the woman. He saw her almost get hit with the stroller in the face. He's just a passenger. He's just a passenger. But you can't as an employee go, you want some of this buddy? You just can't. The American knowledge is completely wrong.

Okay. Even throw the guy out the plane if there's an issue. Well, I never saw the video, but the headline definitely led me to believe, because now I remember the headline, that the flight attendant purposely hit the mom with the stroller. No, that's not the case. But he grabbed it and almost hit her. Wow. And there was anger.

And then another guy stepped in. It was like, whoa, you almost hit her in the face with that. Oh, okay. And then he was like, do you want some of this? You don't know a little story? Yeah, don't do that. It was a whole thing. I'll knock you flat.

I had a bad day. It was a whole. The guy got up twice, the random passenger. I also thought maybe he wanted to be a hero a little bit. He's like, he's like elbowing his buddy. Hey, film this, film this. Lunchbox did that once. Oh, man.

With that old guy on our flight? The guy was like 100. Yes. There was a guy on. Eddie, there was a guy. You're the only other story. No, I don't know it to you. We get on this flight.

We're on a Southwest flight and we're just flying. Who knows? Like two hour flight, right? And so there's this really old man, probably 90. And he's like, angry at the flight attendant because his prune juice didn't get given to him or something. And lunchbox all of a sudden is going to be vigilante guy on the airplane and like stop the old. He's like, get your phones ready. Because I'm about to stop.

And we're like, dude, he's 90. Like, that flight attendant can handle this one. And he's like, get your phone, drake. I'm about to go into action. And then she was like, sir, I'm going to get. And he's like, okay, thank you. Lunch is like, woo, dived a bullet there. What were you going to do?

Look, he was given the flight attendant attitude. He was getting a little unruly. And so I was going to have to put him down. I mean, I wanted it to be a safe flight. And I could have gone. Nothing threatening about this guy at all. And by putting him down, you mean? Hey, I got to tackle him, got to tackle him.

That's what happens. There was nothing threat. He just wanted to be the big man who, like, stood up to somebody on an airplane. He had to be at least 85. He was grumpy. I'll give him that. He's not going to hurt anybody. But if I were 85, be grumpy too naturally.

Yeah. Here is the countdown, seven days until the first of May, 12 days until our I heart country festival, and 20 days until Mother's Day. So heads up there. Today, Dirk's Bentley stops by the house for an episode of the Bobby cast, so he's coming over tonight. Amy, you're not allowed to come over to the house. Amy comes over on the side.

Hey, oh, Dirk's fancy seeing you at the house. Stop. One of my favorite things about when people come over to the house, like Jake Owen or Marin or some of the big songwriters, I always like to see what they drive. Because you never see that when they come to the radio station. Yeah? Because I have a studio in my house and so we'll go down,

walk downstairs, and we'll talk for a while, then we'll walk at the front door. And I always eyeball what their vehicle is when they drive in. And so some of them have some pretty legit. No one's not had a legit car. Oh, like Jake had a legit car. Like, everybody has a legit car. I wish that was a different show I could do.

Yeah. Like, what the artist and songwriters drive up? So, Dirk's will be by the house tonight. Tomorrow, Miranda Lambert in studio. So I'll be listening for that. First time she's done media in a while. And they picked us. Oh, boy.

What are they thinking? All right. So, but tomorrow, that'll be cool. I'm excited about it. Miranda Lamberton Studio. Wednesday's National Pretel Day. I don't like pretzels really. Yeah, me neither.

Thursday, the NFL draft begins. And there's also the series premiere of Married at First Site, Second Chances. Whoa. Flash Fox loves this show. Second Chances. I'm about to check out that. Oh, man. I don't know what that means, but I love Married at First Site where they just meet them at the altar and boom, you're married.

I think if it didn't work out, they try again. That's cool. With a different couple? I don't know. I never seen one. I never heard of this show. But I know you talked about it, so I put it on the list. Oh, here it is.

Second chances. Don't, don't, don't. On Friday, Willie Nelson has a new album called God's Problem Child. And then on Saturday, it's Willie's birthday. Willie turns 84. Wow. Man. Oh, and he's still, like, just out there.

Touring. Doing it. Crushing it. Also on Saturday, our band The Raging Idiots play stagecoach in California. And the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is happening on Saturday. With Journey, name a song. Don't stop believing. Pearl Jam.

Name a song. I don't know. What? I mean, not one? That's like Eddie's favorite. Yeah, go ahead. Come on.

Well, give me a hint and I'll start singing it. How about Jeremy? Jeremy's spoken. Yeah. Thank you. How about Better Man? You can't find a better man. Yeah, you got it.

Tupac. Oh, yeah. We can go on. California love. There you go. That's going to be awesome. That's all what's going on this week here. So pretty fun week

Are all those people still around except for Tupac? The late singer of Journey's not around. Yeah, but they have a replacement. He's alive. But he's not with the band. Yeah, but he probably will get inducted with them. Oh, yes. I would assume.

Yeah. Yeah, it's a new lead singer. They got off YouTube. I know. Yeah. I know that story. But he sounds just like crazy. The original lead singer.

What happened the other guy? They get in a fight? Kind of. Oh. They just didn't. So it would be like if we got in a fight and you left, we just brought in some random lead dude. That kind of sounded like me. Sounds just like Bobby.

Yeah. And they did the same bits and everything. Yes. So does the new guy get into the Hall of Fame team? No, probably not. He better not. Probably not. I don't know, but probably not.

That's weak if he does. Yeah, that's weak. Yeah. Weak sauce, man. Here's a bonus. I see you today just because it was funny. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU.

A pizza parlor in Portland broke the Guinness World Record for most cheeses on a pizza. They made the pizza with 101. different types of cheese. Oh, there's that many kinds of cheese. The reason they did it is because another pizza place claimed to have a 99 cheese pizza. People were like, that's impossible. They were like, oh, yeah, we'll take that and we'll do 101. Wow.

So I said, thank you to the community. They offered $2 slices and they made a whole bunch of 101 cheese pizza. I don't even know five cheeses. How many cheeses can you name, Amy? Okay, ready and go. American cheddar, gutta, goat. Goat. It's goat and have a cheese?

That's a cheese? Yeah. Cheap. I'm so smart. I don't think that's the type of cheese cheese, though. Bree, blue cheese. I don't know. There's 101 types of cheese.

That's quite the cheese situation. There's a guy. He stole a box of Girl Scout cookies, and so he's going to go to jail for a year. What? Good. Well, I stole the cookies, and he also stole the little cash box. He stole the box of money. Oh, come on.

Yeah. But he must have had it priors. The big story is the guy who stole the cookies and the little money's going to jail for a year, but he had to have priors. So you think he's stole another cookie money? I don't know if he's the cookie monster, like where they're trying to make it. Oh. If you're like, you know, your third strike, usually you spend some extra time in. First time you go to jail, just listen, most of my family's been in jail.

First time you can just get slatched on the wrist. They don't want to cram the jail. Are you the only one without a record, do you think? In my family? Criminal record. How many layers out? Like immediate to... Let's go cousins.

Blood, probably. My stepdad, I don't think he's... Again, my mom didn't marry my stepdad until I was 12 or 13. Yeah. But blood, I think that everybody's been to jail. Wow. Everybody. Everybody.

My mom was in jail. Everybody was in jail. Yeah. It was just a thing. It wasn't even a thing. I know for you, it's like, yeah, it's like not at the, like to me, that's a he, I don't, I can't think of one relative that's been to jail. My closest uncle was in the penitentiary for years and years and years. And I remember going to see them and just going up to the penitentiary.

It wasn't, it was. You've been to the penitentiary? It wasn't even a thing to me. People would just go to jail in my family. Okay. And so I know, right. But even now, I've got people. I mean, I've.

I know your cousin recently escaped from jail. Well, a few years ago, but that was crazy. And it was a national news story. It was like, good morning America. I'm escaping from jail. My first cousin. Escape from prison. It was like...

Like your same last name. Yes. And they were running all through the country chasing him. And you were worried. Like, I just hope he doesn't hurt somebody. Yeah. That was bizarre. I didn't care what happened to him because I wanted to get put back in jail.

But, yeah, I was just like, please don't hurt anybody for multiple reasons. Like, one for them and two, and they were like investigating everybody in the family. Like they were going to every blood, every blood, even me. They were like, hey, have you talked, they would call me? I'm like, no, I'm talking in years. It's like, I know this side of your life because I just, I just know it. I don't surround myself with it, though. I get it.

If I don't, you don't. I know. Like, I just, it's hard for me to just really picture. Like, I want to kind of just go in a little time machine and picture what, like, watch you. It's weird to think back at that being natural and normal to me. Just going to the jail to see family members. Because everybody was in jail at different points. Yeah.

And it was just like, hey, we're going to go to the, man, it's crazy now. Now it's just, I don't know. No, but, hey, guys, can we stay out of jail? Yeah. If you go to jail now, you're probably fired. Just in case you're wondering. Just a heads up. follow you guys.

Bobby Bonesh. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 30 Second Skinny. Lee Bryce got bit on the hand by Brett Young's dog. Even though he was worn to stay away, Lee wrote on Facebook that Brett was like, yeah, he bites. But Lee was like, I couldn't help myself.

It's a tiny dog. What's it going to do to me? Well, the dog bit his hand in the picture he posted on Facebook. It's not pretty. Why would you have a dog that bites? Like, really, why would you just have a dog around people that bites? Like, control that or don't let them around people? Yeah, well, I mean,

Brett told him because he was controlling it and Lee was like... I don't think... Listen, as someone who has a pit bull who doesn't bite. If you have a dog to bites, keep him away from people.

I bet Brett could have his dog at whatever apartment he wanted to. If you had a person who just walked around punched people in the face, would you let them out just walk? No.

The same way you shouldn't have a dog out just biting people. Now, most big people don't walk around, punch people in the face. Just like most big dogs don't bite people. But if one big person punches one little person in the face, it's all

over the news. Oh my goodness. It frustrates me to no wind. I'm going to call the dog authorities on it. No, don't. Brett Young's cool. Who was it? Brett Michaels from Poison? What? Whose docket was it? Yeah. Brett Young. No.

Okay, so William Michael Morgan says counseling helped him get to a better place and he's encouraging people now saying, you know, if it's something you've been thinking about doing, he recommends it. I think this is two, One, I agree with him, went to a lot's therapy over the years, changed my life.

Two, I think he got busted cheating on his fiance, the runaway June girl, and this is kind of him out in front of that. Because it's out there. I think that's what it is. It's like when someone's like, hey, I'm going to go into rehab, but they really aren't going in for themselves. They're going in so the news will go, oh. Oh, he's getting help or he got help or he cares about getting help. If you're going to rehab for your own reasons, I think that's amazing. And I've personally dealt with it many times in my family.

You'll see a lot of celebrities go, I'm going to rehab, just so they can save whatever commercial viability they have. Well, his was counseling, right? I don't know. Yeah, his was counseling, but I'm saying that's what it feels like.

But listen, really, if it helps, it's helping him through whatever crisis. It is, and it's just being a voice for it and just saying, hey, anybody else going through anything. There's nothing to be ashamed of. Get help. I completely agree about therapy. I'm Amy.

That's your 30 Second Skinny. I don't think that's probably what this is all about. about, but, you know. But it's like just kind of something's in the news that's bad, counter it with something that's good? Yeah, probably. Just if I'm assuming. I don't know.

Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is Bobby Bones show. The station manager of our local station, and Gator, and Gator texted me, he's like, hey, I'm about to start watching Netflix. He didn't have a Netflix account. He's like, I just got Netflix. Like, what's the way?

one show my wife and I shall watch. And so I'm putting the spot of trying to figure out what's the one show that you recommend to someone. And now Gator is very conservative. So it's like you don't want to stay away from a lot of like the bad word stuff.

So what's the one show that you recommend? Because I went through and I recommend a stranger things. Oh, that's a good one. Because one, it's only one season. And two it's pretty, pretty clean the most part. Like I feel like

people can watch that and not have to worry about being offended. Ooh, okay. What would you? Because I was going to go narcos. Oh, that's a little heavy. But it's real. It's history. It's history. It's history. Gayer can handle it because I was going to go house of cards. That was the second one I put on the list, but I was like, it's kind of crazy. I know. But I mean.

You would have said House of Cards. Yeah. Lunchbox, what would you have said? Netflix show, I say Bloodline. Yeah, I didn't, I never watched that. Kyle Chandler. It's so good. Good.

Safe. I also wanted to give them a show that everybody was talking about. Oh. Because if you watch a Netflix original, you kind of want to be in on the cool kids club. Oh, I know. What? The Gilmore Girls. The new one they brought back.

Oh, okay. Or Fuller House? Yeah. But those aren't like Netflix. I mean. But there's no wrong answer. There's no wrong answer. Well, I mean, it's the exact opposite of House of Cards, basically.

Fuller House? Yeah. Yeah. I think Full House, though, is better than Fuller House. Of course. Of course. That's talking to Netflix. So it's a really special day for us because Nathan is in studio and Nathan's part of the Make a Wish program.

And Nathan's make a wish was to come sit in the studio. And so, hi, Nathan. Holly, Holly, your mom. Where's Holly? Hey, Holly. Come on up here. Can you talk for a second, Holly? Yeah, come on up.

So I want to read a little bit of the note that you wrote. Just the microphone right here. Yeah, you're good. So, by the way, thanks for coming in. Thank you for having us. Really appreciate you coming in. And so, whenever you contacted us, we were like, how can we make this happen? You know, and so we got to meet Nathan outside of a raging idiotous concert first.

Right. And then we're like, we want to get you guys to the studio. And I want to read some of the note here. So we started listening to the Bobby Bone Show almost every morning and he loved it. He clearly had songs like more than others. He laughed at their jokes. He gets to listen to Bobby or whatever songs he decides while getting infusions. still suits him. He cries terribly and we have to stick needles in. And as soon as we turn

on Bobby or play his country music, he settles down and gets through his infusion. So tell me about Nathan. Well, Nathan's, he's a 10-year-old boy that, um, he's, he actually has a very complicated medical history. And, um, yeah, he just absolutely, he loves, um, listening to the country music. And, um, when we give him, like I said, when we give him these infusions, When he listens to it, it just absolutely settles him down. And we love listening to your guys' show. I'm very nervous, honestly. No, you're good.

You're doing good. You're doing good. But, yeah, he just, you know, it's one of these things where we really, it's been, you know, a huge part of our family. It really started with me and Nathan listening to your show in the morning. And I didn't realize because he's nonverbal. I didn't realize that he even. had enjoyed country music. And I turned it on.

And anyway, once I realized that, then I just kept turning it on from every morning. And it's just one of these things that it became part of our daily routine. And now his little sister, she loves it and she sings the songs with you. What? Yeah. You say hi, Ariana. Hi, Ariana.

So I have a couple of things I want to play for you. And that I want to give you Can we put some, can we get over somebody's headphones for a second or two, Holly? Here, right, fill it at you. Okay, drop. Yep. Okay.

So Nathan's in, so first, we know that Nathan's a fan of Zach Brown. So this is Zach, here, put those headphones on so you can hear this. So we were like, hey, Zach, Nathan's coming in. It's his 10th birthday. Hey, Nathan, this is Zach Brown man. We're thinking about your buddy. Hope to see you soon. Come out and see us, man.

So Zach's like, hey, let us know whenever you want. They'll fully hook that up. Are you kidding? Absolutely. Are you kidding? Zach's a friend and is like, just let me know. That's awesome. So, not only that, we know that Nathan's a big fan of Eric Church.

Yes. You love Eric Church. I called Eric. Here's Eric. Okay. This is Eric backstage with his guitar singing a message for Nathan. Oh, well. Can Nathan hear this too?

Yeah. Yeah, put some earphones. Yeah, I want him to hear this. Hey, Nathan, we got Eric Church singing to you, buddy. Do you want to hear this? Yeah. I know you like the song Homeboy. Listen.

Here's Eric Church. You recorded this just for you. Here you go. Listen. That's from Eric Church. Wow. Thank you so much. And so we have a gift for you, too.

Eric sent this up for you as well. So bring it on in here. So Nathan's in from Make a Wish. And so we have a birthday party here and Eric sent up a sign of electric guitar too. Oh, you're kidding me. Look at that. Are you kidding me? Oh, wow.

That's awesome. That's unbelievable. Oh, wow. Thank you. You're welcome. Cool. So, Look at that, buddy.

That's from Eric. You see, he got you a guitar. Oh, my gosh. He signed it and everything. He's got your name on it. Oh, my goodness. So you guys. Thank you, guys.

Yeah, you're welcome. Let's hang out. Thank you. And we'll come back on one second. The Bobby Bones show. So Nathan's in. And Nathan's 10th birthday is when, Holly. Holly's his mom.

It's literally today? It's literally. Well, we have a whole birthday party that we can have for them over here with cupcakes and and we have big, glasses like mine too if he wants to look like a nerd like me so we have that for him i have a question for you holly because i make a wish reached out to us it's been a month two months or three months ago i'm not sure when i know we talked a bit ago if nathan's nonverbal how did you know that he wanted to come up to the show he uses a device that he calls his talker it's a

an augmentative communication device and he can type one finger at a time it's very slow but he will communicate through that device. And so what did he type? And how did you know I wanted to come here? Well, when the Make-A-Wish representatives came to our house, it's a whole process. They do like a little interview and just, you know, ask a few questions or whatever. And he started to write out Bobby. And they were, you know, doing their interview process with him.

And he wrote Bobby, and then they're Bobby, Bobby Who, Bobby what? Bobby Bones. And then he wrote Bobby Bones, Tennessee. So I knew what he meant You know, they weren't sure at first And I'll be honest A couple of them were like, who's Bobby Bone? Most people are like that's funny

It was funny because everybody's Googling And they're like, oh yeah, cool So anyway, but that's how they figured it out. Wow. And I love Make a Wish And if you're listening now And there's an organization that, you know, you're like trying to find one.

I encourage you to look up and make a wish and see what they're all about and if it, you know, strikes you the right way, you know, be a part in some way. And obviously they've come into you guys guys' life and have helped make you guys' life a little more fun, a little more. Absolutely. Yeah.

So you guys are hanging out. Nathan's still having a good time, buddy. Everything, everything's good. You say that Nathan was playing the guitar. The Eric Church said I'm going to go. It's a pretty cool guitar, huh? Awesome. Unbelievable.

Yeah. So, well, you guys hang out. We'll, you know. Birthday party. We have all kinds of stuff over there for a party. So, yeah, you guys continue hanging out. They're going to be with us for a lot of the morning this morning. So, yeah, thanks again to Eric and Zach Brown.

who sent all that. Your weekend good? Yeah, it was. I mean, relaxing but not on purpose. I guess we had rainy weather in Nashville, so it was like, okay, I guess we're just stuck at home, but both my husband and I were like kind of needed that. The only thing that really got out of the house was you're funny and alone show.

Yeah. Which was really good. It was awesome. So thank you for having us, because I know you were, when we were all talking about going, you're like, don't come, don't come, don't come, don't come. This is the reason why. Okay. It's because when I first started doing any sort of comedy,

Somebody was a big standout was like, never have your friends come to your show. And I was like, why? Because they hear you tell jokes all time. They just don't think you. He's like, I never have my friends and family come. Because they know, see, they hear me all the time tell jokes. Okay.

And they're the worst people to come watch because they see you all the time. And so I was like, no, no. And then everybody came. Everybody. It was like the family. If you've ever worked on this show, in the history of the show, you came to the show. And it was awesome. And Ray brought Bay.

And then, well, whatever. I was worried about Ray for, for, you know, having a little too much. Oh, yeah. But she ended up getting sent home. Yeah. Because she did. And she was, yeah. She just went home a little early.

Yeah. Yeah. But she sent home or she voluntarily was like, yes. She voluntarily said, I'm going to slip out. Yeah. You stay here. Nothing's wrong. She recognized.

She recognized. She recognized. Yeah. Amy brought her husband. Eddie brought his wife. Lunchbox brought his wife. Yeah. It was a lot.

It was a lot. It was a lot. It was a lot of me. I'm not going to lie to you. But it was kind of good. to see you. Kind of. Yeah.

My headline from the weekend. Amy, your first? Your headline. Funny and alone. Yeah? Yeah. I mean, it was definitely the highlight of my weekend for sure, like seeing your comedy show. And so many people there, it was just crazy because we work with you every day.

And a lot of people there were like, oh, surely this isn't your first time seeing his show. Like, how many times have you seen it? You're like every day for five hours. I sit with them. Well, no. But you traveled country doing it. So the fact that you were, you know, you did it at home. we got to actually go.

And no, those are jokes. A lot of them we don't hear every day. I mean, stuff, you keep it all on the down low because, you know, your jokes aren't supposed to get out. Well, no, I just write them. And then eventually we'll do a special. And then, yeah, it's not like a song. Like, if you tell a joke once and hear it, it's over.

Right. If you go to a concert, you like to hear the same song over and over again, you don't want to hear the same joke. Yeah, no, there's definitely some stuff I had never heard before and stuff that I laughed out loud. Well, I hope. It's a comedy show. Yeah. Some stuff I was like, oh, okay.

Wonderful. That was my favorite, which I guess we can't say. But I was like, I'm still laughing at it. Well, thank you. I don't know what it is. No, no. No, stop. Don't do.

That's the first for all about jokes. You don't talk about that. Amy's like, I get while we can't talk about it. But here's the one I like. But here's my favorite. Here's the best one. It's so funny. It was fun and nice to your husband out.

Yeah. And he was laughing out loud. Like, I kept looking like to the side to be like, okay. Does he like the crew? Like every, because he's not around us a lot. Does he like the show? Yeah, yeah. He's so quiet.

He is. And, like, I'm always thinking like he's watching us. Like, he is. Watching our hands and the feet and seeing if we're going to attack. He's more of the guy that's over there just kind of observing things, not really front and center. I felt like, and lunchbox said this too. Like, he wanted to go out and hang out and party, but you wouldn't let him. Yeah.

Yeah. Is that true? We were going to go home. It was cold and kind of rainy. And there's just, like, I guess there's a basketball game on. and the guys weren't like going out to like dance or do whatever. They were going to watch basketball. So I was like, if you want to go, you can go and I'll just take an Uber home because we Ubered.

And so I was going to have to just take it over by myself. So then he decided to come home. Yeah, sounds like he's pressured. It was late though. Like I thought you were going to leave your show way earlier. No, it was like 11. Yeah, because the first day I goes on at 8 to 8.30, then 9. And I go on at 9.15.

I'm not done until 1030. And then apparently we hung out way too long. Oh, they wouldn't. you guys wouldn't leave and it was all of you and I was like guys like the theater it's part of the thing like the later everybody works in the theater stays the more it costs yeah well you should have told me that I didn't know I tried I was like guys we got to go and then I would go down to get all my stuff and everybody's still hanging out yeah you came back and we were still there and they were just chilling it's like this group has his backpack on he's like

okay guys this group is together all the time six hours a day but yet we just couldn't get you guys just couldn't get enough of each other yeah so it was fun it was good to see it was Good to see everybody there. Eddie sent me a message yesterday and he was like, hey, dude, my wife even thought you were funny. Yeah, she did. And I was like, I mean, I think you're right. Like, with the whole friend thing, like, I laughed at some of your jokes, but I'd heard a lot of the material. Because, you know, we're besties.

But she had never really heard any of this stuff. And she giggled the whole time. And on our way home, she goes, I really thought that was so funny. Well, Lunchbox recorded people after the show. He went up to them and, like, rant with a hidden microphone. I guess it was a hidden. I was just my phone, you know, doing some hard-hitting interviews. interviews? Here you go. What'd you think?

It was absolutely wonderful. Best Night of my life. I laughed so hard. Almost peed my pants. Oh, wow. Wow. How about that? That's five stars. Almost. Wow. If you can make someone... Don't let that. Go to your head. Best night of our life. No, let it get to your head. That's cool. And that you know

you made it. What would you say to other people that haven't seen it? Can't see it. It's awesome. How about you? Yeah, it was great. I loved it. What did you like about it? Everything. Just all... Everything. funny. Well, it was fun. I'm glad

everybody came out, I guess. How did you feel? It was fine. It's just a machine to me. It's just like go out and work a little new material, work a little new material. If I get ready for the special, record the special, then all the material dies. Okay. Dyes? You don't use it again. You spend a year creating it and then once it's said, you're done. It's wiped away.

Wow. Because you can't use it again. Yeah. So you build an hour and then... It's a lot of work. Oh, yeah. I didn't even debut the world's saddest joke. Which I had and I was like, it's just not the place enough. Why? Because it's so sad to show. Do it now. Nope.

Man, I'll tell you what, though. I was nervous for you going in because I never seen you do stand-up. I was worried that I didn't know how it was going to go, but. Oh, yeah. I'll tell you. Oh, yeah. Going in, I was like, what if he's terrible? What if he's terrible?

But you got up there and you actually knew how to tell jokes and, like, make people laugh. I was impressed. Well, we know that's funny. No, but it's a different skill. It's a different scenario. It's a different thing. He's not having people talk back. He's just talking.

and sometimes that can get to you. Sometimes when you're transitioning from one to another, like if you just didn't feel, there's the moments where you weren't, you're like, I don't really know if that one went over well. Oh, all the time. I'm always trying new stuff.

Okay. And sometimes it doesn't. And if it doesn't, you just go, okay, on to the next one. It's like a quarterback. Throw on interception, move on. Yeah. Got to go to the next one. Then you find what works.

And you make that hour and then you put it on TV. Got it. And there you go. That's what I was saying, because in here, if something screws up, he can be like, oh, it was lunch's fault. You know what I mean? like up there, it's all on him.

He can't blame anybody but himself when he's up there. In here? In some joke, your jokes, you thought of that day? Because you were like, this happened to me today. Like, literally just happened to me. I'm like, and you just wrote that joke? Depending on if it was like a real timely thing, yes. Wow.

But it's like in here, guys, I'm funny all the time. You guys don't realize it because we're always battling our wits. Do you think any of one of us could do our own comedy show like that? Oh, great. Now I mean you think no comedy. No, I don't. I don't. Afterwards, the whole theater was open, right? So, by the way, if you're just turning the radio on,

I did a stand-up comedy show in Nashville, and everybody came. It was the first time I'd done it, like, a home show, like a real show. And so everybody came from the show. And afterward, everybody's hanging out at the theater, and the theater's empty. And Amy gets on the stage,

and, like, I've always wanted to do this. It starts doing, like, pirouettes and stuff on this stage. Yeah, like my dance routine back in the day. She was like, I just want to do this one time. Yeah. And so she's like a ballerina. Yeah, it was my solo. It felt good, huh?

It did. Because nobody moved you. When you're sitting in the crowd, you're like, okay, yeah, this is a big theater. But then when you're on stage and you're looking at all those chairs and up top, like the top tier balcony area, I was like, whoa, there's way more seats in here than I thought. Like when you're on there, do you see all those or the lights kind of like take that away? Because that would help calm my nerves if I couldn't see exactly that many people. You know how people are there. Okay.

Yeah. I don't know. Did you ever see us? No, I had no idea where you were. Oh, okay. I had no idea. I had no idea. I don't and it's almost like to like when you play sports you know the crowd's out there but not really like you're just doing what you do and it just happens or it doesn't you kept calling people up and I was like he's been calls up no no because you get a shout out from the stage except for me what what I didn't get a shout out yeah you had a whole joke about yeah you can't say yeah I had a whole joke about you yeah I had a whole joke about you oh okay I didn't consider that a shout out I thought you meant like what you were in the skit you're in the

sketch, like you got a thing. Eddie got mentioned a couple times and Eddie was on stage. I was like, wow, I guess I'm not funny. Well, I provide humor. That's why. I didn't notice that, Amy. Eddie came up as we did a raging idiot song. I know, but then also just randomly he got mentioned.

Oh, because he's a joke. Yeah, he steals. Yeah, okay. Save it for the stand-up stage. I was like, I wonder how he's going to work me in. I wonder. And then nothing. I was like, cool.

My husband was even like, oh, cool, he's putting the show in, you know, because it's like a home show. he's giving you all a little shout out because you're in the crowd. I didn't know that was a thing. And so he was like, just wait for it. I was like, okay. And then. I did call up people too.

But I called up Ross Copperman. And he played setting the world on fire from Kenny Chesney because Ross Coffman wrote the song. And he gave you a huge compliment and said he was like, thought you were hilarious. And then I called Carly Pierce up, who's a new artist. And she played her song. And Eddie came up and it was a good. Ray, did you have fun? I had a blast.

Ray tweeted he was trying to tell the jokes to Bay the next day, his girlfriend. And she didn't think of funny. Regular telling them. Maybe they aren't funny anyway. That's funny, right? My favorite thing to do is retail jokes. Well, that was... Oh, you did good.

Thank you very much. Lunchbox, your weekend was good? Oh, yeah, my weekend was just laughs, laughs, and more laughs. Man, I always have more weekends like this. I mean, that's what I did. I just watched comedy. Laft it up. All right.

You feel like your wife is softened you, lunchbox? Like, do you fill it in your bones? No. You still think you're the same hard-edged guy you were before you met her? I mean, I don't think I'm changed at all. I think I'm just me. I just read a tweet when lunch was like, Bobby was great.

He knew how many people laughed. I just don't think before he's married he ever tweeted that. But I just said that on the air. I know. I mean, I said that on the air. And like an interview. He did an interview last week with a website. And he was like, Amy is fantastic.

He said I would never say it to her face. But you kind of did. You don't put that out there unless it wants to be out there. I didn't think your wife is out of this new dimension to you. You're like Cuddlebox now. Oh, there you go. No. No.

It's kind of cute. It is. Like, Lunchbox and I were talking before the show on Saturday night. We were out, you know, backstage talking to people from the radio station. Lunch was like talking about parent who had the TV show. And it was just like, just a jolly smiley guy. And I was like, man, what a difference this wife has made in his life. I have always been a jolly, happy guy.

Yeah. You know, I just, sometimes I go with him. Yeah. He's just different. Yeah. I agree. We love it, by the way. There's a softer side.

You've always had it. Don't get us wrong. You've always had it. You're just starting to let it show. Peel the toenail up. Let us have that sensitive part of the toe. Peel the, what? It's kind of gross.

Yeah. I get what you're saying. Like those commercials and the little green guy. Oh, yeah. He's in there. Aren't those the weirdest commercials? Oh, yeah. Chris Ableton has a new song up.

It's called Last Thing I Needed, First Thing This Morning. It's actually an old Willie Nelson cover. But here. Oh, the last thing I need it. First thing's morning to walk out. Here's Willie's version. The last thing I needed. The first thing.

Willie's birthday's on Saturday. He's going to be 86. Is that right? 84. Is that what it is? I think, yeah. Kind of all the same, huh? Yeah, well, yeah.

It's weird when you have people like Betty White and Willie Nelson that you don't know is anything but old. Like, in my lifetime, I only know Willie Nelson. Nelson is being old. And when I see pictures of him as young, I'm like, whoa. Yeah. Like, that's crazy. Even Betty White. Like, yeah, good call on that one. Because it's like... See her one way. Oh, you walk around the Austin City Limits building, and there's a lot of pictures of Willie there.

And so it's like, wow, this is crazy to see him with like red hair. You know, that's his nickname, too. But it's like, he had red hair and big ponytail. It's crazy, man. I barely remember all the tax stuff. Oh, really? Yeah, barely. Yeah, I remember that pretty well. I mean, it was a big news story back then. Yeah.

That's new Chris Stapleton out today. That's not it. That's Sammy Kirchall. A little different. No, I have a reason. Sammy Kirschall in 1993 went number one on this day with She Don't Know She's Beautiful. She don't know she's beautiful. With that like yesterday.

She don't know she's beautiful. So Nathan has been in for the last pretty much hour or so, and it was Nathan's make-a-wish. and so Nathan's been hanging out of morning. Holly, if you guys have you having fun? Holly's mom. Yeah? Fabulous time. Yeah, good.

And we got Cupcake. It's his 10th birthday today. Like, was this strategic to be here on this 10th birthday? It just happened. Incidents. Completely random? It just was completely random. Well, Nathan, you have a fun, buddy?

Nathan came up, we're pushing buttons on the board. He's got the biggest smile on his face, so yeah. We're really glad that you guys could come. We're really glad we were able to make it happen. And, you know, thanks again to Zach Brown and Eric Church and just all of that. So I hope you guys have fun today. And I hope little sister had fun too. Are you have fun?

Do you have a cupcake for breakfast? Yeah? Oh, yeah. Cupcake for breakfast, she loved. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This show. You got to give a special shout out to Zach Brown and Eric Church and everybody who just

makes everything that we do really special. Because Nathan just left. Nathan was part of Make a Wish, and his Make a Wish was to come up and sit in on the show. And of course, we said yes to that. And Nathan wanted to come up here and sit with us, and he also had two favorite artists. And if you missed it, it was Zach Brown and Eric Church.

And so reached out to Zach, and Zach was like, hey, he can come to whatever show he wants. And like, we'd love to see him. Hey, Nathan, this is Zach Brown man. We're thinking about you, buddy. Hope to see you soon. Come out and see it. This is his 10th birthday.

And then Eric Church was like, okay, I got... And Eric Church is really is a good dude. He's very private, but he's really a good dude. And he was like, what's his favorite song? And his favorite song's Homeboy on his guitar. And it was Nathan's 10th birthday today. So here's Eric Church backstage before one of his show is playing this for Nathan. It's about one minute long.

On a gate of a truck by the name. I school flame on one side. I school beer on. Brother Nathan, my homeboy. Eric didn't have to do that, and Nathan gets to go on with the video of Eric Church playing him a song. Because Eric wasn't going to come in today, but he wasn't in town. And so, you know, they came up from Florida. And so he was like, at least give him a video.

And Eric sent him that guitar that he played and signed. It was just really, that's what makes our formats so great. I know I say it all the time. It's just like, there's a difference. There's a difference than the artist that we get to work with and the other formats. I just say, hey, will you? And they say, how much do you want? It just, you know, depends on who it is.

So I really appreciate everybody that helped out. I think we made his day very special At least I hope we did We have a group of people on the show And if you're new to the show Welcome to it We're basically just a group of friends That came together

I'm the only one's ever been on the radio And like all these people in this room here Are friends that I've kind of found along the way When I met Amy she was selling granite And I don't even know what she doesn't even know what that means But she was selling grant I really have no idea what Amy was doing She was just selling granite to people

Like wholesale right Yes, I worked for a natural stone importer and we would wholesale the rock. And I was like, you got to come be on the show. Lunchbox is working at Jason's deli. Like delivering sandwiches. Three hours from graduating college and he quit school. And Brad Pitt also did that. Hey, really?

Like left just a few credits. And Jake Owen also left a few credits short, I believe. And like I'm going to pursue my dream. Wow. So Lunchbox was a delivery driver when I met him. Eddie was a TV producer. Like, I walked into a blind TV studio once. Audition.

Audition. I was like, hi, I'm Bobby. I'm here to audition for the role of host. And so. It's not lying. I know, but I'm just picturing you. And they're like, okay, go. And I'm like, what's happening?

Because I have two, you know, off the air, I'm like, hey, I got nothing to say. But then once the mic comes, I was like, what's up? And so Eddie and I were just paired together. We worked together for like 10 years. And I was like, dude, come be on the show. The point of this is, none of us are supposed to be on the radio. I was doing nights. I was like talking up ramps of songs.

And so all of a sudden we get a morning show and things get crazy and we get one station and three stations. And now we're on over 100 affiliates and it's crazy and it's thanks to you guys in the room and thanks to the listeners that listen to the show. I'm getting to a point here. I know. There's a butt. There's a butt coming somewhere. But we have been together for so long. Like lunchbox has been there for 13 years?

13 and a half years. And half. He knows that half. And we all have our personality. and we've spent, we've grown up together basically. And so of the group, I think Eddie's probably the nicest, right? Would you agree that Eddie's like the nicest? Like when you see him, he's just like, he just smile.

Yeah. Eddie's just like the nicest guy. I like that. Okay. But he's gone a little overboard in his niceness. Oh, okay. I knew there was a butt. Lunchbox is right.

No, it's not a butt. I just want to run about the show. He's got this new greeting he's doing, and I heard him doing it. And he's like, people will come out and be, hey, how's it going? Let's just... Yeah, yeah. So this is what Eddie's doing to people. And I've heard him do it three times.

And it just turns into a thing every time. Eddie's our video present. Yeah, go ahead. Let's just go. Hey, Eddie, how you doing? Better than I deserve, Bobby. Oh, no. What are you talking about?

He says it every time. Like, Eddie, how's it going? Better than I deserve, Bobby. How you doing? I'm good, man. You know what? And I'm trying another one, too. Blessed.

I like that one, but I'm not sold on it yet. I still like... Better than I deserve, Bobby. It is a little too much. So why do you, so you sit at home and think about these nice ways to be nice? No, no, no, no. No, like a couple weeks ago, I said hi to an old man. I said, how are you doing, man?

He goes, better than I deserve, son. And I was like, that is legit. I'm like, it lit me up. I was like, I like, I don't deserve to have a great day. Like, but I am, and I'm doing great every single day. So that's my new greeting. Yeah, but you're not doing great every single day. Why not?

It's a lie. It's a lie. You don't get great every day. So when someone asks you how are you doing, do you tell them like, eh, not very good? No. No. I mean, should we be more honest? If you say how.

That would take too long. How long do you have? Your whole thing, though, is a conversation starter. Of course. Ask me how I'm doing. How are you? How are you? I'm good.

Good. That's how it should be. I think it could be better than that. See, I think better than I deserve is better than blessed. Well, I know. I said I haven't gotten to blessed yet. I might try that one next week. How you doing?

Better than I deserve. Terrible. Terrible. Because you come on here and complain about how bad you're doing all the time, and then you go to the next hour, and you're like, oh, I'm doing better than I bless or whatever you say. Better than what it does. Better than I deserve.

Well, it's a thing. Did you like it, Bobby? No. I didn't because it just, it's like stop people from walking. It haunts people in their tracks. Yes, it hauls people because they're stopping. Because they have to say them back to you now. Yeah.

But that's good to engage in conversation. People don't want to talk. They just say hi. If they follow up, they do. I thought it was a legit question. How are you doing? It's never a legit question. Oh, okay.

It's someone else is how are you doing? If the emphasis is on you, they're really care. If not, it's just hello. Got it. How are you doing? Better than I deserve. No. Oh, no.

No. All right. So Eddie, our video producer walks around down. So it says, hey, man, how's it going? How you doing? Better than I deserve, Bobby. And he says that to everybody, like, is a 90-year. old man, but now we're being told that Eddie stole this from somebody.

Oh my goodness. Miranda in Gainesville, Florida. Yes. How are you? Good. How are you? I'm really good. Eddie's yelling better than I deserve.

Yeah. But you think he took it from who? Well, there's a guy out of Nashville named Dave Ramsey who does a financial talk show and whenever people call and say, hey, Dave, how you doing? He says better than I deserve, and that's kind of his signature line. That's how Eddie got it. Yes, because Dave was in. Wow.

Dave was in last week. and he's coming back Thursday by himself. Eddie, I bet he said that and that's where you got it. Well, I didn't say that I made it up. Now, the fact that if I got it from Dave Ramsey, then I have no idea. That was just something that happened. You said, you told us a minute ago, you talked to some old guy. I did.

I did that Dave? No, it wasn't Dave. He was not the old guy. Day, Dave. No. Alexis in Dover, Tennessee. How are you? I'm good.

How are you all? I'm really good. What would you like to say? Okay, so I used to work at a pigly-wiggly in Dover, Tennessee, and there was a guy that would come in every single day, and I would ask him, hey, how are you? Every time he says, every day is a holiday, or too blessed to be stressed. I love that one. And how did you feel about that? I mean, don't get me wrong.

I know he was trying to be nice and everything, but after I heard it every day, it was kind of getting old. So I finally just quit asking him how he was doing that. Oh, thank you, Alexis. Thank you, everybody, for cuddling. Listen, I don't know what's going to happen over North Korea, but it's just getting nuttier. Oh, boy. Like, something's going to happen. If you could figure it out, that'd be great.

It's just, I was talking about this last week. It's like, this guy, this Kim Jong-un is having these big fake, you know, showing America getting blown up. And there was just thousands of people cheering, like they were just, and now he's attained a third U.S. citizen. And he's obviously doing this just a chance. I mean, it's like two dudes fighting over a girl. I don't really know who the girl is in this thing, but it's like they're trying to... Her name's power, I think. Whoa.

North Korea has detained a U.S. citizen official say Sunday, bringing the number of Americans being held to three. Tony Kim is his name is being held. This is going to come to a head in some way because neither one of these guys like to be disrespected. Yeah. And you know what, starts fights? Not really what you're fighting over, but the fact that you felt, it's like if there's a parking spot and two people are going to, you know what, there are parking spots all over the place.

But it's the fact that you got disrespected as someone was trying to jump into your spot that starts the fight between the two people. It wasn't really the parking spot. There are a thousand parking spots all over this place. Maybe you have to go back two rows, but it's the fact that you tried to cut me off. It's the disrespect part of it. That's what's going to happen here. Somebody's going to feel disrespected, and here we go.

What do I know? A lot. Today in 1993, Sammy Kershaw was number one with this song right here. Today in 2012, Hard to Love from Lee Bryce was released. And happy birthday to Kelly Clarkson turns 35 today. Here's a little Kelly for you. Oh, you still film that, Amy? Yeah.

Amy comes bobbing her head. Happy birthday, Kelly. Wow. They did a study and they found out that country music has the most drug references of any musical genre. Really? What? More than...

Yes, more than all. Eddie and I talk about this all the time because every song... Not every... A lot of songs have references in them that people don't even realize their drug references unless you listen to them.

Okay. But every song is about getting high now. Yeah. And so, here you go. Countries first, followed by jazz, pop. Jazz? Electronic rock.

Folk. And rap comes in last. I'm shocked by rap being last. The scientists who conducted the study says, because marijuana has become more normal lies on our culture. A lot of country artists are singing about it now more than ever. And they're later

to do it because it was a huge thing in hip hop and now not so much. They're doing more research on why rappers aren't talking about drugs as much as they used to a decade ago. Because all the country people are. I think now they probably, rappers are moving on to like pills and stuff. Oh yeah. Something different, yeah. I think they're just ahead.

Okay. We're living in the past over here. And some of the country stuff has got to be subtle or like code words. Because we were up so high. I mean, there are so many high references. Wait, wait. They were like high on a mountain. No, that's what I was thinking.

They were, are you sure? Drove. Drove. Burning the world. On fire. Yeah, like. Setting the world. Yeah.

I don't. Is that really one though? Of course it is. Because I know there's a, in the lyrics of that song, because we were a, all night, we were getting so high. Yeah. I thought they were feeling so high. Whatever it is. Same thing.

Why were they feeling so high? Because they were high on life. In their hotel room. And then setting the world on fire. Yeah. But it's just a lot of references. Yes. I mean, what about Blake Shelton?

Oh, yeah, a Colorado. Yeah, a Colorado hit me hit. Again. Colorado hit hit me like a Colorado high. Yeah, whatever. Okay. Okay, that one is. There's just a lot.

There's a lot of them. There's a lot of them. Drink a little drinks. Well, Al Dine's got one too. I got a little more jack in my coke now. I got a little more smoke in my smoke now. Oh, high in my smoke now. Something like that.

See, we don't even get it. And John Pardy, like the dirt on his boots? Okay. Wow. No. I was just kidding about that one. Every single song. That's from like a rural scientist who took like the top 50 current songs.

It's interesting. And went through them. And it was like country has more drug references than any other format. Wow. Which is crazy, right? Repres it? Rebels. No.

No. Brad Paisley played at a bar last night in Nashville and brought out some bunch of his buddies. Oh, well, and I saw who is it? John Fogarty? And he was one of your favorites, too? He is one of my favorites, yeah. Why didn't you go? Because it was just late.

One free name drop? Yes. One permission from the room? Drop on. So Brad texted me a couple, the night before it was him and John Fogarty. And they were like, hey, we're playing at this ball. You should come out on Sunday night.

And I just, it was so late. And it was a school night. I know, but it's like. It doesn't matter. I don't go to shows on week nights. Oh, I figured that's something you maybe would have gone to. And he was like, come sit in. in and play a CCR song too

and I was like, oh, but I couldn't. I can't come in and all tired. But it was cool. For the people there at the bar, I got to watch Brad Paisley play with John Bogarty, and Timlin showed up. Wow. Yeah.

Yeah, I saw that. It was the whole, I mean, it's cool. It's like one of those things, like only a Nashville thing. That's what the big artists like to do. They like to go to tiny bars and just show up. But it's never, for everybody that's coming to Nashville, here's the tip.

It's never on the weekends, like Friday or Saturday night. Like, people come and they're like, I wonder where all the famous, they're out working on Friday and Saturday night. That's a great point to make to people. Just so you know if you come to town ever to visit Nashville and look for country stars, they're around on a Tuesday. They're around. And we can tell you like supermarkets to go to or the Amy goes with all hangs out with all of them.

Like she goes down, Brett Elders on aisle three. She walks over. You know, here's a little big town. They're all, you know, practicing an aquapel over here, singing in front of the salmon. The salmon. Salmon. That's true. But it's on Tuesday and Wednesday.

Okay. Because otherwise they have to work and they work on Thursday, Friday, Saturday nights and travel Sundays because that's when people go to shows. Some people can get off. So that was last night. Paisley's doing something cool too where he's putting out every song on his record is a video. Think country's Beyonce Lemonade. Oh.

Wow. I haven't heard anyone compare it to that, but that's what I would compare it to. Okay. Good comparison. I get it. Yeah. Love and War is that. I didn't really get into the whole lemonade thing, but I get it. Yeah, me either. I take my dog to the vet right up to the show Friday. So he's just crazy vomit. all over the place. He's also 14 years old, and he's a dog that lives to about 10. And he's been good. Like, he's for an old dog, like, he's still got a little pep and a step sometimes.

So I take him to the vet, and, like, they gave my dog an IV. Like, when I was a kid, if my dog got sick, he didn't get IV. But because I'm not married with kids, I'm like, give the dog IV. So he's dehydrated? Well, they were like, what do you want to do? And I'm like, money is no object. I have no kids in no life to make the dog better. Okay. And so they give the dog IV. It's like $30. right. And so he obviously doesn't like that, particularly that he'd have to stick a needle in him. And then they did all this blood work on him and he's pretty much good. So, but now he has this kind of dog food he has to eat and it's this soft. I'm sure it's really good.

It smells like duky though. Like, because I've been eating him dry food forever. And now I have to open a can and it's like, bleh. And it made the mistake of putting in the refrigerator just straight up in no lid. And like everything in there smells like. Oh. Open the face. It's awful. Yeah, don't do that. And so, like, I love this dog, and I love dogs just more than anything.

And so, like, I'll go down. Whatever this dog needs, it's my dude, 14 years old. And so now he loves his food so much. I can't move anywhere in the house without him thinking I'm going to the food. And so I'll get up. Just go to the bathroom. You want to get more food? You go get more.

You go more to soft. Because it's like if you ate baloney your whole life, right? If you were 90 years old And you ate baloney from zero to 90 But you turn 91 And on your 91st birthday You got filet mignon Wouldn't you be like

Whoa! I must have filet mignon every meal Because that's what he's like right now Okay, that's awesome though No, it's annoying But Hey, it fits a little extra peppering his stuff It's like doggy crack man And I don't even know what cracks like for humans

Because I never try crack But everybody says it's like crazy So that was a deal And he's nuts for it Oh good Well that is better Yeah I do think it's going to be a thing though

For the next However long he's around Like he's just When you get old you get sick and weak I know this is a really weird conversation It's not It's not weird I love that

What I'm about to say Go for it bring I need to know What you're going to need during I know it's weird to talk about it You won't even know What do you mean you're going to tell you guys Well we're going to eventually

know and then how do we like what what is the best thing we can do for you during that time nothing the same way you guys do anything I don't like any just cool sorry about that okay well thank you for telling no calls no text what's just be like hey uh whatever Eddie says so we just act like nothing better than I deserve no just say sorry about your dog he's not even dead right now I know let's not think like that I know I said this is going to be what an morbid conversation yeah wow wow I'm this here talking about catching the listeners up on my dog. You just said this is going to, this is how it's going to be.

I didn't say, hey, ask me how to talk to me with my dog? It's not something I've been thinking about. Wow. No. We'll cross that bridge when we got it. I think so too. This isn't a cross. Never mind.

We were sharing positive news that all it was was a switch to wet dog food and you're going into, man, when he dies, what do we do? Okay. It was quite the downer. Like, I was excited. My dog was better. Yeah. You got a, like, whatever those.

I be. This is 10 years from now. And then Amy's like, let me just stop this for a second, all this positivity and ask you, how do we... That's not what I meant. I really just am like worrying about you. Dang, Amy Downer over here. Okay. All right, so on Saturday night, I had a stand-up comedy show here in Nashville, and it's rare that I get to be in my own house and go to a show and come back.

And everybody, everybody's there, right? And so Amy's with her husband, lunchbox with his wife, Eddie's with his wife. Eddie's with his wife Morgan who has a boyfriend Our head producer who's in the glass room Does not show up with her boyfriend And everyone was like Why isn't Morgan with her boyfriend?

And Morgan makes a comment like Well I only had one ticket But I wouldn't bring him around you guys anyway Oh Yeah Is that true? Did I say that? Yeah you said that to me

Oh shouldn't say it to me So what's your thought here Morgan? I was totally just joking I think he's met like most of you guys hasn't he? I've never met him. Have I met him? I don't think he's met you, Bobby, but he's definitely met, like, Amy and Lunchbox and Nata.

Lunchbox, you met him? I don't remember meeting old fat boy. Yeah, it was at the Dirk's family show. Oh, yeah, yeah. He was kind of. Woo-hoo. Oh, he was not. I was like that, but he wasn't.

Well, I kind of got offended a little bit, you know, because why wouldn't she want to meet us? I think we're kind of cool, especially me and Bobby. I'm the least cool. No, I mean, cool, as in we're not going to bite. Morgan brought her the boyfriend before. this boyfriend around me, I think it was, like, there was no more. That's right. Because I was like, Morgan, watch out for that dude.

And so I was giving him a hard time. And who was right? You were right. But I also felt like you're pretty tough. Yeah? So maybe I'm scared a little bit to bring him around you. I don't know. How is that going, by the way?

It's going really well. I mean. Oh, she got a little Tony there. Like, you got a little voicey. He's not going to talk about him because then you're like, oh, you don't really like him. No, I love him. Whoa! I love you!

Wait, did you say I love you? Yeah. Wait, did you say to the last one? Yep. Okay, we're not going to go there. Uh-oh. Oh, no, I was just to frame a reference. You can ask.

See, you make it a bad thing. It's not a bad thing. It's not a bad thing. I was just asking if you... That's why I keep this one to myself. I'm protecting him. Bring him, let's have him as a guest. I want to interview him.

No, it's okay. He has a job, so. He's not like a game show. He can come in at 6 a.m. Oh. Yeah, bring him in before work. I'd love to talk to him one day. Okay, probably not.

All right. Thank you, Morgan. Okay. I felt bad, though, because she said she didn't know if she could bring him or if there was the extra ticket or anything. And there was an empty seat right next to my husband last time. Oh, no. Ray brought his girl. Yeah.

Now, she had to go home because she got really drunk. Yeah. And she was, Ray and Morgan sit in the glass room together. And before the show, Ray was already drinking a lot. And Ray's girlfriend was like, I'm going to take care of Ray. I'm not going to let him get out of control from drinking too much. And she was wanting to have him to go home because she had way too much to drink. Was she out of control?

No, she just wasn't feeling. I looked at her and she was looking green. And I said, I can take you home and she's like, no, I'm out. I'm gone. That's kind of you guys is thing, though, right? That's what bonds you guys, the partying? Yeah, we love to party. Yeah.

I mean, and watch a comedy show. That was awesome. But she left. Yeah. She saw a lot of it. She saw all the good stuff. Oh, yeah. It was good to see everybody.

I got to get on this Morgan's boyfriend now. I got to see what this is all about. What if he's even real, huh? Show. All right, thanks for being a part of the show today. I think tomorrow's going to be cool. Miranda Lambert will come by. We'll talk to her during the show tomorrow morning.

We're not exactly sure what time yet. So I would say watch Instagram. As soon as I know, I'll post it. This whole thing's like a mystery right now. So Mr. Bobby Bowens, it's even a mystery to me as of this point. And I'm like 93% sure she's going to be here. I'm like trying to remember the last time she was in the studio. Four years.

Wow, yeah. I mean, she came in with a pistol annies. Oh, that's true. She was like. She's never been. in by yourself. Wow, okay. So that's tomorrow. I'm pretty sure. Like if I were betting, I would bet it's going to happen. So I'm looking forward to that. I'll post as soon as I know, Mr. Bobby Bones. Tonight in my house, Dirk's Bentley stopping by for a Bobbycast. So IHeart

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