The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Had To Remove Instagram Comments + Who Will Be Raymundo’s Best Man? + Amy Reviews Bobby’s 'Bear Grylls' Episode

Episode Date: January 7, 2020

Bobby said that listeners spotted something in a picture he posted on Instagram that forced him to remove comments. Now that Raymundo is engaged…we try to find out who he will pick as his best man in the wedding. Amy got to watch Bobby’s episode of Running Wild with Bear Grylls before it airs next week…so she gives us her review!  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We will now do the Tuesday song. You have your shirt on. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm going to do a whole line of Tuesday shirts. Oh, Tuesday clothes. Nah, of course you are. I mean, we're going to do charity. Yeah, no, I know.

But, of course, you've already thought of that, is what I'm saying. Leave me alone. Two steps ahead. And it looks like, when designed it, it looks like the Supreme. The what? The what? Morgan number two, you know what Supreme is?

Supreme what? Is it Instagram? Oh, you guys know what Supreme the clothing brand it is? The shoes? No. No. No, sorry, dude.

Sorry. Mike, do you do, right? Yeah. He's like, of course, you do. Well, yeah, I think it doesn't matter. Okay. It doesn't matter.

Can you put the lyrics up for me, Mike, for Tuesday's song? Okay, so we finished today's show. Whoa. What? I looked up Supreme. Yeah, it's a really expensive line. Whoa. How much is that shirt?

$1,225 for a white t-shirt. It says Supreme? Yeah. XLT shirt. Supreme's been around for a while at this point. Holy crap. It's like he's going, wait, post them alone? I've never seen a shirt like that.

It's been around since 94 and their equity is $1 billion, whatever that means. What equity? Yeah. So much they made. It's how much they're worth. Oh, yeah. Eddie? We should open a business together, dude.

It does look just like that. Yeah. So we made these to look like that. God, look at the leather Louis Vuitton. Oh, my Supreme Jacket, $15,000. That's crazy. Oh, yeah, it's an obnoxious brand. So this is a parody of it.

Ramundo, do you know Supreme? I know the blocky look. That's how all their clothes are, right? That's the logo of it. But it's not all that expensive. I've got some Supreme sweatshirts. They're not cheap, but they're not $15,000. Less than $1,000? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not even coarse. Because he pulled up a sweatshirt and it was like, 1200. I mean, I just pulled up a long-sleeved t-shirt. Yeah. Okay, here we go. Now, time for the Tuesday song. Come on. Just a new one?

Yeah, turn it up. We haven't done this in a while. Turn that up. Yeah. The best day of week, you all know what's my time. So I made a song about Tuesday. So happens it rhymes. The lowest number of crimes. The super bingo a nine. I don't know how you do your Tuesday. This is how I do mine. The sun comes up. There's a smile on my mouth.

Why? Because I love Tuesday. This is the first thing I shout. Free Zumba this morning and every Tuesday at five. I got my spandex on a. It's time to head to the Y. I say, Tuesday, H-O-A-D-S-D-D-D-D-H-O-A, Housewife's going Boose-D. I'm just talking about Tuesday. Do it again now. Tuesday.

Brown cow goes moose-day. Eat some cash-shoes-day. I'm just talking about Tuesday. Yep, yep, it's Tuesday. Is my recycling on the curb as I drive up? Yup. My recycling's on the curb. I mean Fridays are fine because they're casual and all.

But I'm always more. Duct up on my Tuesday conference call after work plans I got my spray tan I'm drinking lemon water out of me some cayenne Pebbles and bam bam I'm watching C-SPAN And then it's two for one a Sonic With us in each hand I say

Tuesday H-O-A Tuesday Housewife's going booze day Mike scroll down for me bro Thank you Marty Graal on a Tuesday I go to Cromagall On a Tuesday

I'm playing Pokemon On a Tuesday Came out of Mark Mom on a Tuesday I said Tuesday H-O-A-D-Duesday Housewives going booze Tuesday

Thank you very much Thank you very much This song goes out to everybody listening on a Tuesday We all know it's not an exciting day But it is a day nonetheless And we hope you exercise All of your Tuesday fun today

Thank you very much Good night, goodbye everybody Thank you guys a little rusty and also Mike was not paying attention and wasn't scrolling my lyrics for me Mike. I know. I know.

He got distracted by something. The internet got them. The feather was floating. Rascal Flats have announced that they are doing a final tour. Their life is a highway tour. We'll start June 11th in Indianapolis and run through October 17th.

The Rascal Flats farewell tour. They say bittersweet. Marking their 20th anniversary. We started 20 years ago. We cannot imagine all the people places and gifts. we wouldn't count her. Hey, we should try to get Gary on tomorrow. I'll talk to him. I'll text him. I saw his moving company truck the other day on the road and it's got a nice picture of him. Yeah, he moved my neighbor. Won't you move? My neighbor. Well, it was T.J. Osborne and he said

when he called, he didn't even know it was Gary LaVox's company. He just heard it was good. And then this truck showed up and Gary's face is on the truck. Yeah, it's owned by Gary LaVox. I was Gary in the truck? He was one of the movers? No, but yeah, black tie moving or something. Yeah. I'll message him right now. Yo, dude, we want to talk to you tomorrow on the phone during the show. You good? What time you wake up? What did you eat today?

No, he's funny. He sent me a picture of them talking to... They were doing a show in Tulsa, and one of the guys from Zizi Talk. came and there's a picture of them with Zizi Top. Billy Gibbons? Like, Mm-hmm. Wow.

His phone number, in case he wants to call him. Yeah, yeah, say it. Yeah, so Life is a Highway tour, the Farewell Tour. Did you know this before they announced it? Usually do. Catch some sort of win.

When you say farewell, so they're like, it's like the cowboy rode away kind of thing, but, I mean, George came back. Yeah, well, let's ask them tomorrow. Okay. It's a weird place that I'm in. I try. I've now tried not to know things.

Because I'd never want to lie and say I don't know things. And then I don't want to be the guy that's so connected on the inside. But the weird part of my life has been, I really tried to not be friends with people for a long time. And now I actually have friends. Because it's like, why in the world would I not have good friends if they're good people? But I never want to be the guy that's like so on the inside. So I try to balance that.

I have a few good friends. Then I'm out. Yeah. But like even Luke and I are buds. Luke Bryan. And I don't ever use that on it. I mean, I don't ever just text him. He's probably on the show, but less now,

that we've become friends than he ever was, because I never hit my friends out to be like, hey, come on the show. I always feel like that's a weird line to walk. So I never do. And if a project comes up, you know, they'll reach out, not even to me, but to somebody on the show. Or if I'm like...

Keep it professional. Yeah, that lane, because you never want them to cross because it could make both of them toxic, both areas. So, yeah, that'd be interested to see. We'll see if we'll come on tomorrow. There is a model who raised more than $750,000 for the Australian fire by sending nudes to donors. Yeah. You see that?

I did. An American model. And she's cute too. Her name is Kaylin Ward said that she would donate a picture of herself naked for $10. Every $10 you donate, one nude picture from me to your DM. You must send me confirmation that you donated. And it was, yeah, 700. $50,000.

Yeah. Good for her. Yeah. I tried the same thing yesterday. $9 and a button. Oh, that's all I made. Man. Nobody DM'd you with confirmation.

No. Nope. No confirmations. Despite the enormous effort, the stunt has implications for her career with the company disabling her account because you can't send news on Instagram. Oh, come on.

Even through DMs? Well, rules are rules. I hope that's not the case. But they're doing it for charity. Oh, so just. So all of a sudden, you can't break the rules for charity, though. Oh, my gosh.

I'm not sure what the deal is. So many people could start saying, it's for charity. Hey, it's for charity. Hey, it's for charity. Good for her, though. She's still doing that? No, what?

Well, I don't know. Yeah, it's true. I'm sure there are other ways. I was looking at the how big those fires are. And they are, they show like the California fires and the Amazon fires

and then this fire and it's like four times bigger. in the Amazon fire, which was way bigger than all the California fires. Yeah, it's like off the charts. Yeah. And the temperature's like ridiculous there right now, right? Like 107 or something? It's getting hotter, obviously. And so, and there's no rain. And so when something catch a brush fire catches, it just goes.

It just goes. There's nothing to put it out. There aren't enough people. So, and then, let me say this. I obviously think that our planet, when talking about the environment, is not going in a great direction. I do believe. in that are, we are getting warmer and things aren't going right. Now, there are some people who don't. And, okay, good for you, whatever. Here's my problem with people who don't want to do better for the environment because they don't believe in global warming.

Why not just do good for the environment anyway? Even if there's no such thing, even if you're anti, the earth is getting warmer, you're anti-ozoan, your anti-ever. How about it just do good anyway? How about if you don't know? And you really don't know, because we only know what we read from science, right? We don't actually do the science experiments ourselves. That's really the only first-hand knowledge you would give.

is if you studied it yourself, that was your career, your vocation, and then you did analysis and you took it and you, that's the only way you're going to know yourself. Otherwise, you have to listen to experts to tell you. Are you with me so far? Yep. So, unless you're doing it yourself, you're listening to someone. And so me, I read a lot about it. I'm reading mostly both sides.

Mostly I feel like the side to people like, no, there's no such thing's global warming. I feel like they just don't want there to be global warming, so they find, it's like flat earthers. In my mind, that's kind of, I put them in the same kind of area. but let's say you don't agree, but you really don't know because you're depending on knowledge from someone else anyway, why not just in case,

it is real, just in case? So your grandkids don't have to live on a 200 degree earth or we're all dead, like take care of the environment. Yeah. Even if you don't believe it, there are reasons that maybe

you could be wrong. And if there's a 1% chance you're wrong, wouldn't it be better to actually help just in case? There's an insurance policy against those that you love. That's all I'm saying. Yeah.

You don't have to believe it to actually be. I'm pro-environment. I'm going to do good just in case. I'm probably not wrong, but in case I am. It's like, I don't think I'm going to have a car wreck today. And it's not the same, but I'm not going to have a car wreck. I'm good. I'm going to have to, legally.

Right, legally. But it just, and also, you know, I'm doing better plastic. You know, plastic doesn't really recycle all the way, right? A lot of times they recycle it in a fabric and they find other ways to use it. But a lot of plastic is, it doesn't fully get recycled. And so that's why I try to, I do recycle my plastic bottles, but I try to use them at least three or four times now. And I should just keep a jar, but those get disgusting with me. You mean like literally recycle where it's just like reuse.

Yes. I'm trying to order you. So these are called single use bottles. And I will, and I have a water thing in my house and I fill it up and put my little, I have these little amino pills and water good. Yeah. And I try to use it more and more. That's what I should do. Yeah, there's a water bottle.

And I'm trying to, I wanted to order one for everybody because you keep talking. talking about it and I got this for Christmas and I couldn't. Why? Because I have to clean it. Okay. I'm just, I know what I would do. I'm just, I think if we can make ourselves two, three, seven percent better. If everyone does that a little bit, we all win. I think that's good encouragement. And I don't want to be, I don't know, if I walk in with a water problem, they've already changed. Nobody's going to change. Right. Nobody's just going to go 100 degree, a 180 change and go, I'm using water bottles. Now I'm using this life. But what I try to do is lead by example of small changes. Because if we can all small change, so many small changes turn into a medium change.

So many medium changes turn. Nobody goes, no change to all change. That's like exercising going out. You know, this is the start of the new year. I'm going at it. Well, you're so sore after day two. You don't want to go back anymore and it hurts. So you don't. So you should go and walk a mile. You should go and, you know, do sets of three, not spend an hour there, spend 20 minutes there. I think where we get lost is when we make these humongous changes and we realize, well, I just can't keep up with this. This is not a lifestyle I can live for a long time. So I'm going to go back to my old way.

Sure. So instead of faking it and going, because I would, I'd be lying. I'm using a water bottle all the time. I'm not. I know I'm still flawed when it comes to plastic, but I'm getting better at it. And I would encourage people to look. Maybe instead of once, use it twice. Fill it up with your sink.

Use it twice if you can. But just know the plastic is hard to recycle. and it's almost a lot of it, unless you match the right plastic too together, plastics are different. I've been into a few really, really deep rabbit holes with the plastic recycling. But that's all.

I appreciate the water. I just wouldn't use it right now. Oh, no, well, then, okay, I just was going to say this one was cool to me because it was a gift, and it has these rings on it, and I'm supposed to drink three of these a day, and you move a ring up every time you drink it,

and then once your rings are up, then you know, because if you lose count. then you poop? No. All right. Clear to go. I just thought that this was clever. A clever way to keep count.

And yeah. I mean, and you've been an encouragement to me like that. And lunchbox has even always been huge with recycling. Like, God, plastic straws were so hard for me to let go. Like, I love plastic straws. Like, it was hard.

And I'm finally out and I'm not buying anymore. And I miss them. But Eddie got me a reusable straw for Christmas. See, there's no way I would be able to keep a reusable straw. Well, yeah, I know. That's disgusting. You can put it in the dishwasher. You'll wash it.

I know, but then I use it once in the video. Right, right, right. I just know. But I bought hay straws. Again. And those are nice, but they're expensive. So I don't know if I'll keep that up. But it's just, yeah, once you cut it out, you just have to rest in peace.

So just occasionally. I mean, I always play such straw sometime. Occasionally. I know, but I was using them every day. Yeah. And I was buying them at the store. And I think it's okay as long as you're fun and comfortable. As long as you're moving a direction.

I love it. Just move a direction. Right. You don't have to change your direction. Yeah. Just alter your direction a little bit. Because then it's easier to continue altering a little by a little by a little. It's like when people want to read more, I go, hey, don't just get a book and go, I'm going to read this book.

Go, I'm going to spend 10 minutes a night. I'm really going to dedicate 10 minutes to reading. That's it. 10 minutes. Do it for three weeks. Do 10 minutes. You can do it easily, 10 minutes. And then you'll probably want to do 15 minutes if you find the right book.

Then you may go, you know what, I'm going to do 15 minutes, but sometimes I want to read more. And before you know it, it won't even be a time. To me, the best change is slow because it remains. It's like even with country music and they're going, hey, why don't we just throw females on the air? It's really the worst thing you could do because here's what's going to happen. And I've been, listen, before the whole female thing was a thing, I was writing books about it. And my first book four or five years ago was like, hey, this is a thing, the nobody's really focused on yet. And it's going to happen.

It's going to blow up. And it did. and so I've kind of been focused on it a while but people would go like just play more females the worst thing you could do because here's what would happen is that you would play more females

it wouldn't research the guys that are making the decisions on the research we told you it didn't work because you didn't let it build organically like you did in all all music so to just throw a female on a national playlist and then for it people to go well we told you it wasn't going to work

you can't there's no revolution it needs to be an evolution and that culture starts at labels and you realize radio only gets to play songs and I'm not an advocate of radio in any way and I'm on it but I'm not a music guy I get paid to talk but radio only plays what they're serviced

and what their service is far fewer females than there are males. It's just a culture thing from A&R to labels to radio everyone's at fault equally but to take and just go we're going to change it now let's make everything even is a disservice actually to females or traditional country

or red dirt or band or anything because it's all cyclical. Everything changes. It's a disservice to it because you're not putting it in a place to succeed. A slow build helps it succeed. And you've seen that a bit. But a fast build will just fall down quickly. And so you don't want that.

And people are just play somebody that's not proven. No, no, no. What you want are songs that test. So when they don't get played, you go, hey, this has given you the same dad as some douchebag dude is. Why aren't you playing it instead of going, okay, anyway, slow change. Yeah. Well, and to that, we're also a normal, like normal society where we gravitate to normal.

And same thing with, like, recycling and environment. It's like, when it becomes normal, then it's like, oh, yeah, we do that. But I think to become normal is that slow, gradual change, right? Like, with straws, I was like, really? Me dropping straws is going to change the environment. But if everyone did it, yeah. Sea Turtle's dog. Dude.

Anything that C-TOLs would look out for us? They don't care about us. All right, that's it. Thank you guys here. That's today's post-show, pre-show. Enjoy today's show. We hope you do. Thank you, by.

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Let's see what's happening in everyone's life as we start today's show in a segment we call What's the Haps? Hey, what's the Hats? What's the Haps with you? I've started to use the Starbucks app on my phone. And I think the big selling point is a convenience because you can hit it, order it, you just show up and you get it, right? But for me, the biggest part has been you see all of the stuff. Starbucks options, period. I didn't even know they had so many flavors.

And you've been trying them all? Well, yeah, because I get, yes, I have been. I get like a chai tea. But I've been adding stuff to it. Like right now I've been getting raspberry syrup pumped into it. Oh, wow. Who knew that was even a thing? Who knew that even tasted good?

Before then, I had peppermint syrup that put in. On the app, I've also ordered, I've had a honey centrist mint tea the other day. I had a teavana chai tea. I had, you can just do so many options with this app. And so now half the fun is just deciding what I want Because up on the wall you don't see all the options All the flavors Oh so there's way more of a menu on there

Yes So convenience, good But all the options is great And I don't feel embarrassed to go I'll take about that three times Because you have to do the kind of auctioneer thing Let me get three pepaminsetabada You can just put it on the app

And show up and not be embarrassed about it Nice So that's in the new year I still am sticking With my resolution to be on my phone more and this is another way. Good for you. Thank you. Hey!

Hey! What's the hat? Amy, what's happening? Well, so I was on a flight and the flight attendant got so aggressive, like I was really caught off guard, especially on an airline where typically they're super friendly and awesome and nice. For the Southwest? Yeah, which they always are.

But you pick your seating on Southwest. And so this woman boarded late, and it was a full flight, and she had her 10-year-old son with her. And there was no two seats together. And so a flight attendant got over the speaker and asked if anybody would be willing to move so that they could sit together. Nobody raised their hand. Not one person.

And we couldn't because we were in our seats with our kids. If we moved, we'd be leaving them. So nobody volunteered. And then the flight attendant got aggressive and started yelling and said she couldn't believe that people were going to act this way and not let this. I mean, just really like. What was her tone? Do her tone. Her tone was like.

On the speaker. Yeah. Is this serious right now? Like nobody's really going to get up. and move their seat so that a mom could sit with her son. So everybody here is sitting next to somebody that they need to sit next to. Wow. It was aggressive.

And so somebody got up, like some young kid, I don't know. I probably looked like in college, probably just going home for holidays. $50 voucher. That'll get people going. 30 people stand up at the same time. Yeah, no, but it was just awkward. And if I was the mom and that was my kid, like, I'd be like, flight attendant, it's cool. I'll just sit here and my kid can sit there.

Like, I don't want everybody looking at me. We're good. So I was just a little shocked by the aggressive, you know, like, okay, new year. Happy New Year. Hey. What's the hat? Lunchbox. Oh, today marks single digits nine weeks until I am going to be a father of two.

I mean, I can't believe we're at 31 weeks. So nine weeks, in the next nine weeks, I'm going to have a child coming to this world. And oh my goodness, I'm not ready. Nine weeks. That's crazy. It's getting here fast. What's the, they say nine months. I don't know week.

40 weeks. in weeks. But is it really nine months or is a little more, a little less? Sometimes it's 38. Sometimes it's 41. I mean, my last child was born at 33 weeks and six days. So. But when you say weeks, that means nothing to me. Like months. When you talk pregnancy, that's how you talk. You don't talk months. It's everything is measured in weeks. It's 40 weeks is how long it takes. How many months is that? I don't know. It's like nine. It's about average nine. Four weeks a month, it's 10. So pregnancy is not really nine months.

It's a little over nine months. Interesting. Nine weeks away from Lunchbox's baby. Hey. Hey. What's the hat? Eddie, what's happening? I've been wanting to say New Year, New Me.

So I'm going to say New Year, New Me. I got a new iPhone. Guys, I've been rolling with the iPhone 6 for a long time, and I got a new iPhone for Christmas, and I can do Instagram. What do you have? An 11. You jump five levels. Yeah.

Wow. Big time. Is that like cameras? Big year. New, new Eddie, new year, new year, new phone. There it is. Wow, wow, there you go. Hey. Hey. Hey, what's the hat? All right, there you go. Here's the Bobby Bones Show podcast, highlight segment of the day.

Got a little dramatic for me on the break because I went and went to the beach for a little bit. And I take a picture with a snorkel mask on and a snorkel in my mouth. And I don't know that I've ever really snorkeled. I've probably put those on before. And so I put the picture up and I'm like, look at me, doing something fun. and man, did the listeners see some arm? Like on my right arm, we see my tattoo? There's like hair on my arm and they're like, whose hair is that on your arm?

What? That is what people noticed because I just was trying to. And then they started like tagging people. And I was like, whoa, whoa, that's my own arm hair. Yeah. Look at it. It does look like it's a little long. Maybe it looks like there's a girl next year and your hair's flowing.

You have some arm hair. But what kind of a girl? What kind of? girl's hair would be on my arm right there. I don't know. And if you look at the other side of my other arm, you can see there's, I just have long arm hair, I think. Yeah.

Like, even on the other, like, look at my arm hair here. It's, when it gets wet, it falls down like that. Wait, do you have a new tattoo? Oh, yeah. What? I have not seen that. When did you get that? During break.

I forgot about that. What? That's a good size one, too. Did you literally just do that and think that. I've had it. I know, I've had a tattoo for it. I don't know why I haven't even talked about it. It's just...

What? You don't have it in this picture. I don't know. I can't see. I did. I did. When did you get it done? We can't...

Maybe two weeks ago. Did you have it when you came over for Christmas? Yes. But I wasn't wearing a t-shirt. It was winter. I'm not hiding it. I have some old school microphone. I thought like, oh my gosh.

I was like, did he just... Well, that wasn't the point of this, but that's a good... I do have a new tattoo. It is one of those old school microphone. outlines. Yeah. Here, do you want to see it? Yeah.

There it is. Okay. There it is. Wow. I said I was going to get it and then I want to got it. But yes. So, yes, I do have a new tattoo. And I would like to say that arm hair is my arm hair.

As long and awkward as that looks, that's still my arm here. Because who would be standing there in a picture with their hair draped over my arm? Even if there was somebody next to me. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Who? I don't know. No, but I'm saying that doesn't make sense.

This is not a standing position. No. It's definitely your hair. Okay. Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram if you want to see that, but I'd have to pull comments down. I was like looking in your goggles

for reflection of something or I didn't know. You said something fishing and you were at the oceans. I was looking for a fish. Oh, I was looking for like a shark or something. What would be weird about that? Like, why would you have to take down comments? Because I'm dating the shark apparently. Yeah.

Speaking of relationships, the big question is, Raimundo, when he gets married to knock. October now. Are you committed to that, Ramundo? Oh, yeah. I think we even have the exact date, too. What are you leaning toward for the date? October 24th, believe that's a Saturday. I told fiancé to book it on the weekend. Now. Okay, hold on. I mean, look at this. Ramundo got engaged over Christmas break, October 24th. You can wait one. We can have a Halloween wedding. We didn't want to interfere with any holidays, so we think we nailed it right there. There's nothing going down.

October 24th, Ramundo is going to get married. Ray and Bay are going to get married. Are you going to hashtag it? Yeah, we've been trying to think of it. I said, usually other people are more witty than us, so somebody will come up with something. Well, as you get married, the question is who will be your best man. Now, don't say who it is, but do you have a, in your mind, do you have somebody? Yeah, I got boys in Austin. I was real good friends with, and then I've made new friends in Nashville. But do you have one person in mind? Because we were kind of handicapping it yesterday. Yeah, but that could change. I think, I mean, what if the dude can't, wait, wait, we can campaign for it? What if a guy can't come, then you gotta go replacement best man.

Oh, your best man should always come. Yeah. Is your, Eddie, who do you think his best man is gonna be? Uh, his buddy, Billy. Who's Billy? His buddy in Austin. Is that South Beach? No.

South Beach is out. Oh. Wait, you're not friends to South Beach anymore? Me and South Beach had a falling out. He kept asking me for too many concert tickets. I hooked him up for three and then on the fourth one I just stopped talking to him. Made him not your friend anymore? Pretty much.

Huh. So who's Billy? I never met Billy. He a tall dude. I brought him around before. He went to a Mexican place with us one time. He came to town. This is five years ago.

He hasn't been around in a while. But I went to Hawaii with him. I've seen him when I go to Austin. Billy's the one that matched with Bay. That's how they met. Oh, so Billy... Is the original match. Billy dated your fiancé?

For a day while he was in town. So your best man's going to be the dude who dated your fiance? I love it. Jerry. Jerry! Wow. What if at the altar, she changes her mind again. Billy's like, man, that's the one. No, she picked me.

We're engaged. He left town and she was left with you, right? Dude, the time that we all party together, they didn't even really talk that much. I talked to Bay more than Billy did. Has your girl, your fiance, kissed Billy? No. Are you sure?

Ray Mundo. I was with him that whole weekend and we barely even hung out with Bay. We ditched him one time. It wasn't like we were kissing and making out with the chicks. But I did get her number. Well, you send him a text and say, Hey, did you ever kiss, Bay? Yeah, I will.

Okay. But he was in my eye. I saw everything he did that entire weekend. But how did he feel about him being matched with her and hanging out a weekend and you getting her number? Thought it was awesome. He sent it right away. So he was fine with that. Okay.

Yes. So he's going to be your best man. Are you even that close to him? We went to Hawaii. Went to Miami together. We go to Vegas together. They just don't live in the same city. But yeah, they hang.

We text every day, business ideas. Hey, let's do this. Business ideas. What kind of business are you talking about? Everything. Turn down for what? But what kind of business do you get into? I don't know about any of these business deals.

What does he do? First of all, he does draftings. He does Fandu a lot, so he'll ask me line up. But he doesn't work there, right? You're saying he just plays. It's still side money. That's not business though. That's gambling.

That's like Eddie and I talking about gambling. Correct. He also likes that purchase stuff if you can buy stuff on Craigslist for cheap and then we resell it. Stuff like that. So Billy the best. You're committed. to Billy the best man right now. Yes. He's a frontrunner.

Oh, okay, so it's not over yet. Not over. All right. How many groomsmen do you think are going to have? Five, I believe, has been set. Because my girl said she has five, yeah, chicks. Oh, that's us then, right? We've got to be in that.

What? I don't know if all three of us make it. Really? Yeah. There are three of us in the room. But also, at the same time, I've heard you sometimes put your dad as a groomsman. You can do that. You can do whoever you want.

Yeah, and I got a nephew. He's 11. He's pretty cool. You can find Billy's, Billy's buddy you guys gamble with That's the thing There's also Danny in Florida

He's my friend Oh Raman is bringing All these random people He's got that brother Oh he doesn't have a brother He's got a twin brother Yeah

Your twin brother Are you thinking about putting him in? Yeah so I believe he makes the line up But he's not best man Okay so you think Wow You think he'll make the top five He's top five because we're twins

We're in a womb together Yeah but you guys didn't You guys aren't close though Are you? Correct And he ditched out on Christmas So, I mean, if somebody's trying to compete right now for Best Man, he's not doing a good job of it. Oh.

If you had to pick. He did just on Christmas. If you had to pick between Eddie and Lunchbox, who would you put in? I would go Lunchbox. Wow. Because I lived with him. We formed a bond. You guys hated each other when you moved out.

We didn't hate each other. He hated the, he did go in his room a lot, but we definitely partied a lot together. Every weekend we were running the streets together. We were. You were running the streets. Oh, yeah. We were all over. Broadway Midtown.

That was before this place. blew up. I mean, we hit the bars. Before what place blew up? I don't know. I think Ray just says real cool words. Well, I mean, it was before Lunchbox was married. Oh, yeah. Right, yeah. Well, and are you guys having a big wedding? Do you know?

It's very small. I know you said 70 people. I was thinking about that last night. To have a wedding where you invite people, it's got to be more than that, right? Right. We've said that, but at the same time, if you have 70 for the actual wedding, can you then grow it bigger and not offend and make it

awkward oh yeah you can't go to this first event but you can come to the second event meet us here at two like that doesn't make sense so it's almost like just keep the number at 70 and roll well I think you can do whatever you want at your event right right so but is the venue only holds 70 do you have a venue yet well

the chapel's still being worked out but it literally only the number is 70 and 35 on each side and that might even be somebody lapped up with somebody it's very like no plus ones oh got it if it's a kid they sit on the parents lap Okay.

Did all of us in the room get to come to the wedding? Yes. Mike D. And his girl. There was a night. My girlfriend showed me a list of 70 people. I had had a couple drinks and I believe all y'all's names were on it. Wow.

And I mean, I imagine it's a plus one situation. You're not just coming solo. So yes, all you guys are okay. Thank you. All right. I want to make sure I'm invited. Do you want me to sing or anything? Maybe do my guitar, maybe do a little tune?

I don't know if we've lined up any music yet. Can you imagine? Eddie and I perform. We can do that. Raging idiots with the wedding. And my girl asked, is there any DJs at the building that we could hire? But the people here aren't actual DJs. No, battle is?

Yeah, no, I think a lot of folks, I think a lot of people here do DJ stuff. All right. Like on the side? Yeah. Because, and I tell you, one of the things that irritate, it's like not a real, real human thing that matters. But I am not a DJ. No part of me is a DJ. And people go, by bones, the DJ, I'm like, I'm not a DJ.

I don't care about talking in between songs. I don't know how to spend music. I literally am paid to talk. If I came in and they played polka songs around me, I would do it. Luckily, I got to pick and come over and do country music. But yeah, I'm not a DJ. So, but I think that you can,

there's probably four or five guys in here that do DJ stuff. All right. Well, I'm on the lookout. Would you trade in and do some business stuff for your, because you traded with your ring? You got your ring from a client. There really wasn't trade. It was just, they gave me a very good discount.

I believe I paid the base price. What they paid the trader in Dubai, yeah. In Dubai. Are you making up things again? You just say Dubai just because. No, no. Do you know where that is? Yes.

Okay. He says yes. All right. Well, this will be a fun story. I can't wait. Yeah. Congratulations again, bud. Thank you very much.

There he is. Ray Mundo. Anything you want to say? I mean, I'm super excited. I can't wait. I'm looking forward to all this wedding content. Ray's going to bring us the next, like, what is it, nine, ten months? Mm-hmm.

Ray's probably going to be the star. show for the next nine or ten months. I guess it's going to be good. You're going to wear a tucks? Yeah. It's going to be formal, formal? I honestly told her, I said, if I could wear some cowboy boots, that'd be awesome, but she turned that down.

So she's running the show then. Oh, yes. Most girls have it all figured out. My girl, fiancé, has it totally figured out. And how do you feel about using the word fiancé? Fine with it. Yeah. Have you had anything in your mind that you tell her, this has to happen?

I want this a part of my wedding day? Tons of alcohol. Okay. Open bar? Yeah. as much white collars you want. Are you going to, what's your registry going to look like? Is it going to be to pay for the honeymoon?

Is it going to be? No. We got William Sonoma, all the target, everything. She's already lined those up. Oh, wow. When does that go live? And do our listeners get a chance to buy yourself? Sure.

Hasn't gone live yet. We're still picking the items. All right. Ramundo getting married in October. October 24th we've learned. Got engaged over the break. It couldn't be in November. My dad's got some hunting trip.

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Al Pacino. And I haven't seen any of those gangster movies. Goodfellas. Not seen that. So good. Casino, not seen that. I've ever seen The Godfather. Is they in The Godfather? No, they're not.

Okay, whatever. I haven't seen any of those movies. And so I was like, the Irishman. There's a lot of hype. It's up for a lot of the awards. And it was also a big story in the news because they did. didn't go to theaters. There's a Martin Scorsese movie

and it was just going to Netflix. Wow. So I was three out. It was so, right. And I'm like, it's so long. So I go. So I sit down and I go, I'm going to break this up into two. And it's just,

to me, it's going to be two-parter. And so I'm on vacation and I loaded up on Netflix. I got nothing to do anyway. Just chilling. And I start to watch it about an hour and a half in. I'm like, this movie is so good. Really? I still stopped it, though, and I took up the,

it was so good. Okay. It does, maybe a little bit, Maybe, I mean just maybe. But it was so good. It can win every award. I'm good with it.

Wow. It's based on the guy's book about how he thinks. What was the guy's name who died? No, the main guy who died. The Hoffa. Jimmy Hoffa. Thank you. Yes. Okay, I'm just going off of whatever.

No, you're right. Have you said? Have anybody seen the Irishman? No. Yeah. I've just seen the preview on Netflix and now I guess I'll watch it. But the beauty of it being. three hours and on Netflix is you're not stuck in a theater for three hours. You can watch it in the comfort of your own home and whenever you want. I recommend the Irishman. Okay. But just don't watch it all in once. Okay. So you suggest we break it in half.

Just break it up because it's just three hours. It's crazy. I went to see the Avengers of it for three hours. Yeah, yeah. That was good too. Hey, Morgan number two, I wanted to bring you out because you started watching Star Wars over the Christmas break. No, I'm starting Star Wars and I'm starting the Marvel universe, but I started Marvel first. Okay, how many of those have you watched? I've watched 14 of them. Oh my gosh. Why?

What? You've watched 14 what? So I started with Iron Man and I watched them in the order that they're supposed to be in. I don't know. I asked my- That's crazy. She watched 14 movies. Oh my gosh.

I'm like addicted to it now because I want to keep finding out what's happening. They have all these clues and all these hints and they just all keep connecting. So I'm like attached to the series now. There are 23 total? Yeah. D daunting or exciting? Exciting. I'm in phase three.

Apparently they're in three phases and I'm in phase three right now. What's been your favorite? The first Avengers, watching them all come together. So I'm really excited for Avengers Infinity War. That's my next one. You've seen 14 movies? 14 of them. That's crazy.

Yeah, I love that. I love passion, though. I love the dedication. So you're going to do all of these and you're going to go to Star Wars? Yep, Star Wars is my next one. Oh, that's going to be amazing. She has Disney Plus. Mike D.

her for Christmas. Oh yeah. Yeah. Is that where you're watching everything? Yeah. All on Disney Plus. Amazing. Isn't that crazy?

That's nuts. Congratulations. It's a Bobby Bon Show. Sometimes I'll come across the story and it'll be so good. I'll send it to Mike D. on text and be like, I got to talk about this on tomorrow's show. And so I send him this story and he'll do his research on it and apparently I got duped by a fake headline. Did you guys see over the break that said two people in Florida were arrested for selling golden tickets to heaven? Because it was all over everything.

And you believe this? And I believed it. I was like, I cannot believe people were buying these tickets. The story is they were arrested over the weekend for selling golden tickets to heaven for $99. Oh my goodness. It was a clickbait story from,

but by the way, I've seen it in three other places. So if you see it, don't believe it. Nobody's selling fake tickets to heaven. It's a fake story. Yeah. But even I got God and I'm always on the lookout for this fake stuff here. But Mike D was watching over me.

Mike D did see, speaking of movies, talking about earlier, Uncut Gems with Adam Sandler. Do you like it? I loved it. He's a He's like a gambler, basketball gambler? He's like a high-end jeweler who gets in like these really crazy betting situations. And so Adam Sandler plays a serious role?

Yeah, it's like a serious, like dark role from Adam Sandler. I thought it was awesome. And you gave it what? Five out of five gemstones. Five out of five? Yeah. It was that good? It's really intense.

Like, I know you don't like the word literally, but I was literally on the edge of my seat. No, you weren't literal. If it's literal. I literally was sitting on the, okay, by the way, if it's literal, I like the word literal. Right. But if you're going literally, and it's not true, were you... I was so stressed out during the movie. I was on the edge of my seat.

You were sitting your buttocks. On the edge. You were literally on the edge of your seat then. I can't argue with that. Then you can use that. But you liked it. Yeah, I loved it. Mike did a movie podcast called Movie Mike's Movie Podcast.

Check that out. It's actually pretty good. I've listened to every episode so far. I guess I haven't listened to the one this week. Okay. But I've listened to every episode so far. Thank you. I always like hearing about...

Mike Dee did a podcast story about how people have died or got hurt on a movie. And one of the stories was Leonardo DiCaprio was doing Django Unchained and slammed his hand with a glass and it went into his hand and he kept going. And you see the blood, but it was real.

And they kept that take, right? Yeah, it stayed in the movie. So check out Movie Mike's movie podcast and you can hear a bunch of stuff like that. Bruce Lee's son, Brandon Lee. I remember that. The guy had got a, it was supposed to be a fake gun.

What was that in Crow? But he loaded a real bullet inside of it, right? Yeah, they had a real bullet on set. By mistake. By mistake? Do they think there's fishy play with that? No, they did an investigation and said it was just a mistake. And he ended up dying because he shot himself, right?

Yeah. Did someone shoot him with a gun? He was walking into the apartment and someone shot him and the fragments hit his heart. Oh my gosh. On a movie set. And you have to be the person who ever shot it thinking it was fake. And they don't think anything fishy was happening. No, they didn't know anything.

no. They thought the scene went like according to the plan. But not even the person who's pulling the trigger. But like the people who got the bullet. Who got the bullet? Right. A prop guy. He went to the store and picked it up. And he had no beef with Brandon Lee. They like did really check that out. After the investigation, no, no beef, nothing. Wow. That is unbelievable. Well, Mike Dita's a whole podcast about movies. And I was talking about the Irishman earlier. Did you like it? I thought it was not my favorite Martin Scorsese movie, but it was good. Really long though. I thought it felt like three and a half hours. I watched one point of time in Hollywood. Oh, yeah. Good. Pretty good. Good. Okay. What is that about? It's on my cute long. It's the one the other night, Golden Gloves,

Brad Pitt, Leo DiCaprio, they did that movie together. Oh, yeah. It's kind of a, here's what the 60s was like. They change up some of the history purposefully, but like Charles Manson's in it. It was pretty good. What did you think about that one? I really like that one too. Which one did you like more Irishman or Once Upon Time? Oh, Once Upon Time Hollywood for sure. I'd like Irishman better. But they were both good. We need to go watch Good, fellas, now. No, I'm good.

Okay. I'm caught up. I've seen enough movies for the year. I'm not a big movie guy. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan No. 2's 32nd Skinny. Pete Thurban and Nicole Kidman donated 500,000 to help battle the wildfires in Australia. They're hoping their donation will encourage others to donate what they can.

Kelsey Ballerini received a letter from a 12-year-old fan sharing that middle school was really hard for her. Kelsey responded to her on social media. with a long note telling her to hang in there, my little homecoming queen, and that she was sending so much love and light. Luke Combe says he likes to pay everything in cash so he doesn't have debt. I have bought everything cash.

You bought my house cash. All the vehicles that I own. I'm a big believer in not being in debt to anybody, but I like watches is my thing. That's the only thing that I've splurged on really whatsoever. And, of course, furniture for the house, which is kind of a must, I guess. I'm Morgan number two.

You're skinny. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So there's a single mom in Michigan, and she's been one of the beneficiaries of the 2020 tip challenge. So she was waiting on some customers, had no idea that this was going to be her tip. She got the receipt, and it said $2,020 as her tip. Man, that's a lot.

And I like that. I like, though, when people do things that we all can do. Yeah. Meaning, I like when people don't give through that. I mean, listen, I'm great, great for her, the waitress. But we don't hear that and go, we can give $2,000. Yeah, I can do that. But when someone gives an extra $20 and $20, we can do that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So great for this waitress. Because the 2020, you're right, the 2020 tip challenge is relative to what you can afford. That's why Donnie Wahlberg, when he did it, good for him, he can afford that. A lot of folks can't afford $2,000, but they can't afford an extra $20 and $20. Yeah. Maybe just walk around giving out $20s and $20. For 2020.

All right. Anytime you can give to someone, that's great. How do we know about this story? It was just put out there. Like, she just was so thankful. She said, this is such a blessing. It doesn't happen to people like me. It's not who, like, the people that tipped it didn't put it out there.

She did. So nobody's trying to get credit or anything. But she just was, she's trying to gain custody of her three kids that she lost with something. She's just been battling a lot. And so this is just a huge blessing to her. There you go. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.

Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. of the day. This story comes from Bell County, Kentucky. A 40-year-old woman's on probation so she has to go check in with a probation officer. She shows up and they say, oh, we need to do a urine test. She goes in the bathroom

and she brings out a cup and they're like, listen, is this your urine? Because we're going to do a test and we're going to be able to tell if it's your urine. And she goes, okay, okay, it's my dog's urine. Because I was going to fail and I just brought my dog's urine and they had no way of telling if it was her urine.

Yes, I was going to say, commit. If you're going to lie You know how you got lies if you don't commit? Like, just if you're going to get in trouble anyway. Like she's going to get in trouble for doing this. She's going to be on the bonehead. Just say, yeah, it's my urine. Wow.

So what happened to her? So then she's arrested for violating her probation. Oh. What they have known? Because I know you can't tell the difference in humans. You're like just by looking at it. You can't tell. Or they can't tell if it's your urine versus my urine.

They can't tell. But can they tell if it's a dog. K-9. I don't think they can. Oh, interesting. That's funny. All right, there you go. I'm Lunchbox.

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Tricia, you're what recorded How Do I Live? For what 1997 movie soundtrack? Pure Country? No, that would be con air. We started singing it because it's tough to catch up much you're a bunch behind. Yeah, so I get it. I get it.

It was fun, though. It was a good, though. It was, I'm in a hurry to get things done. Rushin, rushing till life's no fun. Well, Garth Brooks' album with Friends in Low Places and a Thunder Rolls was No fences. Nice, nice. No fences, there we go.

The lead singer of the Dixie Chicks is Natalie Mainz. Good. Tracy Bird sings watermelon crawl. Brooks and Dunn, the highest selling duo of all time. Trisha Yearwood recorded How Do I Live for Conair. Amy, I'm going to ask you this one. What artist released? She don't know she's beautiful. No, she's not the she don't.

No, she's beautiful. Never crossed her mind. Amy? She's beautiful. Though time and time, I'm thinking. I've told her. Eddie? Sammy Kirshaw. Correct.

Yes. I wouldn't guess that. John Rich of Big and Rich was originally a member of what 90s country band? Lone Star. Correct. John Michael Montgomery's I swear. And I can love you like that. We're covered by what R&B group.

All for one. Correct. There you go. Well, listen, Cosette. I'm glad we got to talk to you. It's your birthday. You got a new job that you love. What kind of job do you have?

I am an interpreter for the deaf, and so I do sign language. Just started today. We'll be at an elementary school. My story is deaf and illegally blind and autistic, so it's going to be a challenge, but I'm so excited and so ready. I love to hear your excitement. Look at you. I'm really proud of you.

Well, thank you. I gifted your book to my 14-year-old for Christmas, and he's reading them. And when you come to Vegas, we're going to go see it with the raging idiots. And it's, yeah, it's going to be good 2020. Bring it, baby. Well, I'll tell you what I'm going to do. This wasn't part of the game here, but you gifted it.

I'm going to send you another copy of my book. I'm going to sign and write a little note in it for you because I'm so proud for you and proud of you. Oh, yay me. So I'm going to put you on hold. And I'm going to get your information, and then I'll send you a copy of my last book, fail until you don't. And I'll write you a note. I'm proud of you.

I'll talk to you soon, okay? Thanks. Have a great rest of the day. Morning show. Morning. Studio. Bye, guys. I'm struggling.

Okay, she did it at the end, too. It's fine. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner. GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege,

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I didn't. I keep having a word that has come into my mind over and over, so it's something I'm going to focus on. What's your word? My word is water, but it means multiple things. I keep thinking about it. I know. This sounds strange.

Me too, but water, water, water. One, I want to hydrate more and consume more water. I thought I was drinking enough, but there's no way that I am, and I just think it's super important. But also just being more fluid in my life. I can get really rigid and sort of uptight about some stuff, and I want to be more like water. I just want to more go with the flow at times.

So that's my word. That's interesting. The word instead of a resolution, because you know my resolution is to be on my phone more this year. But I think a wettinger, I'm going to think about that. Okay. Lunchbox wanted to talk to people about their New Year's resolution, just in general.

Here you go. Your New Year's resolution is, Be nicer to people, not get as angry so quickly to have my own art studio. To read more. To not procrastinate as much. To drink more beer. To eat less. I'm going to run like 900 miles.

Find a job. I have a mountain bike. I want to do more trips, pay off some debt, and enjoy family more. Lunchbox, should you come up with the resolution? Yeah. My resolution is less social media when I'm at home. I catch myself looking at Twitter so many times when I should be sitting there paying attention. My wife's telling me something, and I'm scrolling through Twitter. So when I'm at

home, less social media. Eddie? I'm going to go to the opposite. I want more social media. Boom, me too. I don't want to post more. I don't post a lot because I'm so busy with family stuff, but I got a new phone now. I'm going to post more. That's right. You got that new phone. Yeah, yeah. You got your new me. Oh my gosh. Got dial in. That's right. He's like, you paid a lot for it. You better use it. Of course. I'm paying too much attention to my family. I cut down on that a little bit. The word. Let me think about a word. I'll come back. with my word later. Okay.

Your word. You know what I stuck with me for a long time? I remember reading Amy Poller's book. And I think a little bit, not even just this year, but I've been doing it a bit the last couple of months too. Amy, in her book,

she was like, you know, when it started to really work for me is when I did all the work and I would continue to the work, but I just didn't focus on what was going to happen that was out of my control. I'm so hyper-focused on everything,

everything all the time. Maybe it's just like, my new word is like, WTF. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like, maybe IDGAF. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, well, okay. That's a word. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe, I don't know. That was an interesting part of that book. Get your Bobby Bones on. The Bobby Bones Show. A week from tonight, my episode of Running Wild with Bear Grills finally airs on Nat Geo.

I hope you watch it, not tonight, but a week from tonight, where they sent me to Norway and they do a bunch of crazy stuff. I don't think they want me to say. But here's the thing. I'm scared of high. I don't like cold. And there's a lot of heights and cold. I'll be honest with you. But I sent the episode to Amy to watch as a preview.

Eddie, you seen it too, huh? I did. On the bus. Yes. Amy, what did you think about it? I thought it was amazing. The whole time I was just like almost in shock that you were there doing all of that around the world. It was nuts to me.

I was like, he really did this. I mean, I knew in my mind you really did it, but watching you do it was even crazier. A week from tonight, what do you think our listeners are going to think about the show? I think that they're going to really, really like it. My husband and I did. And we, I guess what we were watching was not a real, like the whole cut. Or we watched maybe more. I don't know what's going to be.

Everything we saw was so good. And I was super proud of you. And there was a moment where Bear seems like really in touch with a lot of things. Like he seems like a really nice, genuine person. And it was more than just y'all being out in the wild together. Like there was some deep moments. and he seemed thoughtful and wise. And I don't know.

Like there was a moment where y'all had a moment about your mom. And I was like, oh, I hope Bobby is hearing what Bear is saying right now and receiving it. Well, one week from today, I'm excited about people seeing it. Yeah, like, I'm proud of you. I really fall down hard at one point early. I mean, there are a couple of spots where I was a real dope. But they left all in. I'm glad they did.

And there's laugh out loud moments too because I haven't watched the other one. So I don't know what other, you know, celebrities or whatever are like. there like if any of them are kind of made funnies like you did but you definitely had moments where he just Bobby would like you could tell he was just awkward so he made a joke yeah that would be dating tv shows and everything every part of life so amy sends me a text over the weekend I was like hey I watched bear uh that was really good and then there was just a nice message and so I just take it and and consume the message and then she texted back like day later you're not going to respond I didn't There wasn't a question in the med text.

No, I replied back, cool. Like, cool, I think was my response. 24 hours later because I thought. Here's the message she went. You tell me if you think I should have responded because she didn't ask a question. Yeah, go ahead. I like this.

She goes, hey, forgot to tell you about the bear episode with all the travel and whatnot because she was traveling. Loved it. Very cool experience. The way he says, Bobby Bone, so dramatically. Amazing. Yeah, it is.

He goes. And that's the end of the end of the next. Amazing. Amazing, period. Amazing, right. What is Bobby supposed to say back? In my mind, I don't even know, I don't even know that you got it. Is it lost in text?

Here's that thing. Nothing's ever lost in text lane. If you ever wonder if people didn't get your text, I got your text. Well, sometimes I don't because I have like so many that are unread. It gets lost in the mix. But listen, you could have acknowledged it in some way, shape, or form. So then I reply, cool. And then Bobby replies, question mark, question mark.

He goes, you didn't ask a question. and I was like, oh, oh, you're right. I'm a weirdo for thinking you should respond to my text. Do you want a participation ribbon for sending? Oh, so then you know what he does? Yeah. He double taps it and gives it a heart. That's, yeah, that's a good one.

Thank you. I can proceed with my day now. I have been acknowledged. Well, I appreciate the compliment. I can't wait for me to see the show. But if you don't ask a question on a text, it's like, it's like, Amy, if I sit, ready, hey, Noah, hold on.

Amy, you're wearing a black shirt. But that's not what I said. But I say it's a statement. Okay, and what if he said, you're wearing a black shirt? Amazing. Okay, then I would say, thank you. No, but I wasn't just saying you're wearing green.

I was saying I enjoyed your episode. I know. Thank you. But her husband's at one at the same time and I replied to him. He did? Yeah. So I just kind of expected, like if you send a gift over them, they both get that text. I didn't even know he texted you.

And I didn't know you replied to him and not me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you can't assume we know everything. Whatever. I just was like, if I was somebody else that you weren't like as close to, you'd probably replied. That's true. All right.

That's true. We're super close. Okay, so now I know. I'll just get ignored. That's fine. Stop it. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So every year a list comes out of words that needs to be banished or sayings.

Things that people say and people are like, stop. We need to just not use those words. You want to know what they are? Okay. Okay. And number five, living my best life. You know, I don't mind that. And I do get irritated quickly when people say stuff.

I don't mind living my best life. Morgan number two. She says it all the time. Do you? Yeah. I was living my best life. Yeah, I don't mind that one. I'm okay with that one.

So I'm going to keep that one in the mix. Okay, in it number four, you're going to totally agree with. Like, you, well, you like this word if it used appropriately. Oh, literally. That's it. Literally, people want people to literally stop using it, especially when they mean it figuratively. I am very much a liker of the word literal. I just don't like it when it's used incorrectly.

People would be like, I know you don't like when I say literally. I do, leave it earlier with my D. like I do if it's used in the right term. But when someone's like, I literally might explode. No. You won't. No, you won't. Figuratively, you might explode.

So, yes, I'm okay with not eliminating the word, but just let's use it a little better in the right sense. All right, number three. Influencer. I don't mind that. But I mean, that's how you describe some people. But everyone claims to be an influencer now, right? That's the problem.

Yes. It's just being used by too many people in too many ways. Yeah. So everyone's an influencer of some sort. Yeah, I can, I'm not a hater of that, though. So far, I'm okay with all these so far. Number two. Curated?

So it's somebody who makes a playlist, someone who puts together things. Yeah, people just say it's pretentious. Right, it's a fancy term for, I made a playlist for you. Back in the day, that was called a mixtape from the radio. That's right. But okay, I'm not, I'm not a hater. So far, I'm cool. I'm with all these words, number one.

And then number one, quid pro quo. Well, that's Latin. And it's only, really only come about, because. of what's happened with the Ukraine, which is illegal. You can't go, I'm going to do this, and in turn,

you try to influence the election. You can't do that. But what quid pro quo means is, that is not illegal generally. It's like, Eddie, I'll do this for you if you do it for me. So it's just a favor. I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine. But I think because it's being used

and the political people are using, it more and more people are getting annoyed. And it's just hard to say. And the fact that it's Latin, you probably shouldn't get rid of it. I believe it's Latin. I just said it. It's a Latin. It is. Okay. We all believe it. No, I'm right. I'm right. But you know he probably read it somewhere and it's in his brain. Once you check me on it though, I was like, oh no. I don't know if I'm right or not. It is Latin. Okay. What else you got, Amy?

Okay. So this month, Oreo put out caramel coconut cookies and chocolate marshmallows. So those are on the shelves. You better get them while you can because once they're gone, they're gone. But the next flavor, coming will be in spring and it is going to be Taramisu Oreos. The Tiramisu is a weird thing for me because one, a really fancy word. Yeah.

That I never feel like I say quite accurately. And two, I'm not a coffee person. And if I'm correct, Tierra Missou has a bit of a coffee flavor to it. And I'm not, that's not for me. A lot of people do. I'm not saying it's not for anyone. But Tierra Missou,

it almost feels like the word fiancé, Like, we, it's just a little too. A little too much. Yeah, a little too much. But do you like the flavor of Tiramisu? Yeah. And I'll try the Oreo. Man, Oreo gets me.

With their new flavors, a new packaging, I'll be at Target picking up whatever. And then I'm like, oh, I got to try this new flavor. And I'll just buy it and do like a taste test with the kids. And, like, I never eat. We don't keep Oreos in the house. It's only if I see some crazy new flavor on the shelf. You know the most underrated flavor? What?

Is Werther's original. Oh. It's the flavor. It's, people give it a, And I say this because I found a half bag in my house last night. And I had like nine. And I'm not eating sugar really. But I was like, I was like adding.

How many? I had like nine last night. And so I was eating. I was like, this is so underrated as a candy where there's original. How would you describe it? Well, it's like a butterscotch. But if the butter scotch was making sweet love. Oh.

To that feeling you get on a roller coaster. What? Wow. I'm going to buy a. back on the way of a day. I actually put Werther's originals in my kid's stockings. And it's just packaged weird. If it was packaged better. It can be more hip.

Yes, it is. Wothers original is so good. It's like caramel. Like who doesn't like caramel? What else you got, Amy? Okay, so 18 Detroit firefighters are in hot water. Okay. With their commissioner and the owner of a now destroyed home

after they took a selfie or like a group photo outside the burning home. But it was too... Literally, the house is on fire. There's a group of people in front of the house. 18 of them. But it was too...

Okay, it was too dangerous to enter. Like literally. So it was too dangerous to enter. And I mean, it was gonna burn. And they decided, okay, we gotta let this thing just burn. And then we'll take care of it. So they took a time. It was New Year's Eve.

They were having a moment. They all took a group photo. And some of them are smiling in front of the burning house. Well, nobody was inside. I know. There's someone in the window like, help. They didn't notice. I don't know.

What do you think about it? I mean... Okay, here's what I think about it. They did nothing wrong by doing it, but sometimes it is the public relations part of it that get you in trouble. They're doing nothing wrong. However, a bunch of firefighters

in front of a burning house, taking a picture, is not going to reflect well to those that aren't educated on the situation. And the internet can quickly make up fake stories about images and then it runs wild. So I think it's, because I know this,

I'm looking at it, it's quite funny. Okay, but in apparently one of the guys, or one of the guys was retiring, so it was like, you know, their last firefight together. Because the house is literally on fire behind them. It looks like they should turn around and put it out. Guys, turn around right now, it's happening. Because there's houses next door that, you know,

at least it looks like. So I have no problem with it because I know the story, but I could see where people will be upset because we never know the full story on the internet. We just look at headlines and let it rip. So, okay, Amy, is that it? Yeah, I'm Amy. That's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. Come on.

It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. Latanya Young just graduated from Georgia State University and how she was able to graduate was all because of her Uber passenger. She's driving for Uber and they start talking. And she's like, yeah, I dropped out of high school at 16. I got my GED.

I'm raising three kids and I've been going to college, but I can't go this semester because I owe $700 in some financial hold and I can't afford to pay it. This Uber passenger the next day drives to the university and pays the $700 so she can re-enroll in classes. That's amazing. And so he went to the graduation. He said, you know what?

I'll show up your graduation. He was there. So shout out Kevin Esch for doing something just amazing. 20-minute Uber ride changed their life. Oh, man, that's so cool. That is so cool. That is what it's all about. That was tell me something good.

Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby bones. Let me go. Translid. All right, over to Amy as we start this hour, every hour, with the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. Where do lizards go to fix their broken tails? Where do lizards go to fix their broken tails?

The retail shop. The retail shop. There is. Thank you. That was the morning corny. It's a Bobby Bones show. You know, we're in the middle of the playoffs in the NFL and everyone's celebrating their sports heroes

and music heroes. And I like to talk about one of my heroes for a second. From KATV, which is the new site I pull this from in Little Rock, Arkansas. A Conway student gets a perfect score on his ACT. This is my hero. A high school student in Conway received a perfect score on the ACT. St. Joseph's School announced that junior Caleb Mallet earned a perfect score. Did you ever know that you're my he?

This is this, I don't like geek out about this. When I saw it on my Twitter feed, I reposted it and I was like, legendary. He apparently had taken it twice before and had almost hit perfect and didn't. The average score, by the way, is a 19. Wow. he got a 36. Collie. So, but what we've done is,

scuba Steve, our producer, has lined him up for an interview tomorrow. Oh, wow. So I get to talk to my hero. And you talk to everyone. Yeah. It's like the three people I would like to talk to most on this show, David Letterman, Howard Stern, Caleb Mallet.

And we'll get Caleb Mallet tomorrow. How exciting is this for me? Awesome. So. What was your highest SAT score? Oh, in my 30s. I definitely didn't get a 36, though. Yeah.

But I did pretty well considering then I was as idiot and I went and studied the test I knew that I wouldn't know everything but much like in life if you kind of dial in on the specificity of what you're about to be quizzed on and I went and studied

the exact parts of the test so when I got it I was like oh I mean I know the answer but I know how to take it I don't know what they're looking for this kid probably just roll out of bed ate a cinnamon bun walked in and crushed it tomorrow on the show we'll get Caleb Mallet on at junior at St. Joseph School in Conway, Arkansas.

That's amazing. Love it. Love more Arkansas people doing that too. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it.

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But I'm watching this and I read some of the story then I'll go through what I would do. Flight lost one of its wheels as it took off forcing the flight to return to the airport according to CNN. One of the passengers aboard and it gives some type of plane that it is but it's a plane that you take from an airport,

you know, a plane for everybody. And it goes up And all of a sudden, boom, there's six tires on it. One of them just falls off. Now, if this is me, do I start telling everybody like, oh my goodness, a wheel fell off? Or do I quietly get up and go up to a flight attendant and go, we just lost a wheel? I'm really having a time with myself wondering what I would do. Right, because, I mean, you don't really know until you're in it.

Yes, you don't really know. And I would like to think that I would calmly go up and be like, uh, pardon me. Don't know if you noticed But we just lost the wheel I don't want to freak everybody out But I feel like Really I would see it and go Oh my God, are you guys seeing this?

Look, look, look, look We lost the wheel And then everyone's going bonkers With the mayhem It would It was exactly what it would be You can't put me in this situation But it's one of the big landing wheels

It's not a little wheel It's one because there are two There's one on each side Of whatever that kind of axle thing is It comes down But there are two because one's a backup right? No, there are two because they have to land on both of them at the same time. There's not a backup wheel.

That's crazy. Yeah, as they say, I would have lost my beep. And everybody else would have lost it too. And then you have to land. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. I watched, there was wind. I was watching an airplane land in wind the other day.

And as it was coming down, the wind got so hard. The pilot was such a skill pilot. He turned the plane sideways and landed it diagonally. and right as it landed, the wind blew it frontward. Wow. That's impressive. If you're watching it, it's impressive. I do not want to be on that.

What would you do if that wheel falls off? I would probably freak out, but I'm glad we talked about this. Because now I know I kind of put myself in that scenario, and I feel like now I'll stay calm. Because I don't want everybody freaking out. I don't want mayhem. Oh, I'm freaking out. You need to break out with me.

Let's riot. No, I want to. the pilot to like get it and not have to worry about everybody freaking out and just everybody's stay calm. And I'm going to trust that they can land the plane just fine. You have to. You have no choice.

What happened? They landed just fine. Oh, okay. See? I see sometimes where like the landing gear won't come down and they'll have to land it on the stomach of the plane. You ever see that crap? Yeah, it can happen. And Amy's husband's a pilot and I've had many conversations

because I will run through every fear of mine. Every fear that isn't rational. I'll be like, well, what about this? And he said, well, here, his whole thing is these pilots should prepare with any scenario that could possibly happen. And Amy's husband studies so much. I want him flying me every flight. Like I want to call Delta or South Led. Be like, he kept bringing a substitute for this one?

I just think it was weird how much he studied. And I mean, I don't want to say, like, I feel bad if he ever was in a predicament and he didn't know what to do. I mean, and he's not perfect, obviously. But he would study so much, even when he was in the Air Force. He would always study before flight. And I'm like, this is a plane you've been flying for years. Why are you studying? He said, you never know what might happen.

He's like, and I want my instinct to be fast. And there's so many buttons and different things and scenarios that he wants to be, his brain to be fresh. And your husband was in the Air Force for a long time. 12 years. Went to the Air Force Academy. Like Amy's husband is, if there's somebody can fly me, that's who I want, right? And so for work, sometimes we have to get on one of these little planes and go somewhere else quick. And so we get on and I talk to the pilot.

And I've been like, this happened a couple weeks ago. so nervous about it. And I said, hey, how long have you been flying? He goes, well, a couple years. And I was like, oh, interesting. And I was ready for him, say, like a fighter pilot or something. And I was like, how'd you get started? He goes, well, I used to work in a rental car place and I would see all the pilots come in and now. And I was like, oh my God. He was living his dream though. Oh my God. Live the dream with somebody else. I need somebody from the military. He's a rental car guy, huh? He was like, and now, he said, I worked a rental car and near the airport and these pilots would come in and I was like, well, that seems fun. He goes, so I started to

take lessons. And I was like, my butt puckered so quick the whole time I'm doing here. I just lied to me. Tell me about your Afghanistan tours. Even if it's not true for a second, just to calm me down. Yeah. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. At 12 years old, Simone Bostkitt of Westland, Oregon has already helped feed more than 9,000 homeless people with a charity group they set up. Back when he was 8 years old, he launched Share Hope USA, which has gone on to host food donation events and clothing drives. Beyond just feeding the homeless,

the group has gone on to organize events that have cut people's hair, groom their dogs, even delivered thousands of containers of play dough for kids in the hospital. When he was eight, he launched this, and it just started very, very small,

and then more people heard about his effort and it all jumped in, and so now here he is. Clothes, food, and even work with a bunch of kids. So he's 12 years old, and he's four years into this thing. So inspired.

With just a thought, and a couple people from church and family going, hey, we'll help you with this. Four people turns into eight, turns into 30, turns into thousands. Amazing. And you also have to think when he's eight years old, he must have some good influences on him, teaching him that it's good to help others.

Right. For sure. And to actually go through with it. And keep going to it. Yeah, that's a good point too. Four years later. Eddie, how are you your kids with that? I mean, they think of stuff like that and we're really proud of them for thinking like that.

I guess where we are, we kind of fall a little bit. It's like, that's a great idea. Maybe someday you'll do that. But we're not like, hey, let's do that today. Which, like, people like that, they just end up doing it and then they continue to do it. And that's amazing. Yeah, well, shout out to this kid.

And his parents aren't on here or his grandpa, whoever's raising him. Shout out to them, too, because that is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me see. A seven-year-old swallowed an AirPod that he got as a Christmas gift. And so the mom rushes the kid to the hospital.

And they do the x-ray. and you see the little air pod that had, it's like an earbud inside his stomach. And so they let it pass and it came out. Oh, okay, good. Does it still work? Because I've washed mine before and it works. Yes.

I read another story that were a guy, an adult man, accidentally swallowed one. An adult. Uh-huh. Okay. And then they went and he passed it and then they cleaned it and it was 46% battery still. Wow.

Like I'm not exaggerating. Isn't that crazy? It's hilarious. The doctor at the Children's Healthcare of Atlanta said, first of all, what's an AirPod? Like, didn't exactly know what was going on. It wasn't familiar with the AirPods. And then there was like, hey, how's it going to come out?

And he's like, well, we get news for you. We're going to tell you how it's going to come out. And so he passed. And that's it. Like, he's going to be okay. And I think that there was a concern when you swallow something electronic. I wondered, and I was going to throw this out to our listeners, the craziest thing your kids swallowed, where you're like, oh, my goodness.

Is that even going to be a thing? Like, if you swallow a penny, you just got to wait for it to come out, right? Or do you go cut in and get it? Oh, I think you wait. For a penny? I don't know, because then I'm like, is copper inside your body? Is that a bad thing for a long time? Oh, yeah.

So if your kid ever swallowed anything and you want to share that with this, hop on. 877-Bobby. Amy, with your kids, you got them older, so they've already figured out the swallowing thing. Right. I didn't have to baby-proof my house or anything, and they haven't ever swallowed it. anything, thank goodness. Eddie? So it's funny to talk about this. Recently, I'd say a couple weeks ago, we have a crayon box, and I have a little baby, a little foster baby. He's, you know, under a year. And he crawls around everywhere, and we saw that he got in the crayon box. And it's

not unusual for him to grab stuff and put in his mouth and kind of just keep it in his mouth. But we found in his diaper, like a couple days later, a whole crayon. Oh, he ate it and Pat. Like, we were changing his diaper, and a purple crayon came out. We're like, wow, interesting. I guess he ate that whole thing. It just like came right out. Yeah, it came right out. Wow. And who calls attention to it?

Who saw it? You or your wife? My wife did. She's like, hey, you want to come look at this? What color was it? Purple. First, are you concerned that the baby's pooping purple? Like, oh, no, is he sick? No, because we still intact.

No, it was half of it. It was half of it. Oh, there was still some of it still intact? Oh, it was intact. Oh, I thought it was just, wow. No, no, it was sitting right there. Yeah, it just passed right through. That's awesome.

Are you changing your foster baby's diapers ever? Oh, yes. Because you didn't do your kids. I didn't do. I did probably five total. Well, I'm exaggerating. Ten probably. Of both kids.

Yes. Combined. Yes. Okay, so your foster baby, you're changing? Of course. I would say half the duty. Is that because you've matured or what? Yeah, I'm older now.

And back in the day, I would smell something like funky and I would just ignore it. And then hope my wife would be like, oh, he needs a change. And then she'd change the baby. But this time around, I'm like, no, you know what? He gets diaper rash if we don't change him. I better do it. Or I shouldn't put it all on my wife. Right, right, right.

Let me talk to Lauren in Oklahoma, who's on the phone right now calling us. Hey, Lauren, what's happening with you? Nothing much, just on my way to work. Well, I appreciate you, Colin. We're talking about this kid that swallowed this air pod. Tell me what's up with you. I've seen people swallow phone cords, sporks, the side of, like, your eyeglasses. Forks.

Like plastic? Yeah, spork. A whole plastic, yeah. But I mean, a whole thing? But how do you swallow that X-Glasses? Accidentally. I don't know. I don't ask.

So how are you coming into contact with these people, though, that have swall these weird things? I work in the medical field. Yeah. That's who we should be talking to. Yeah, we should get doctor. Like, ER people, like, what's the crazy thing that's come through the door where you're like? I mean, because can you ask? Sometimes I'd be so curious.

So how did this get here? Yeah. Yeah, that easily goes through by mind. I'm like, why? But you're not allowed. Why? There's a Sega Genesis controller in your belly. How did this get in here?

Wow, a spork. You think that's like a bet or a dare? I don't know. Or like maybe you have it in your mouth and you fall and it just goes, you know, like you're not supposed to run with scissors. Also, but yeah, I did read the new web. Don't run with spork. Yes.

Don't run with scissors. Wow, wow, wow. All right, Lauren, thank you for that call. Appreciate that. Four. Thank you. People have that. What's that show?

My Strange Addiction. or they eat stuff, like chalk. You know, I was watching one of those episodes. Yeah? I love that show. Not so much that I watch it all the time. But if it's on. But if it's on, I'm flipping through

and I saw a hand washing one again, I had never related to someone so much on my life. Really? He wouldn't leave his house. He had to wash his hands all the time over and over again to the point where he had to balance his hands not, like the skin not rubbing off. Yeah.

That's so terrible That's sad And I was like, I felt that I felt that Yeah He just didn't want to touch anything And he had to wash his hands constantly And it was keeping him from even leaving his house at times

And so But as I was watching it I was like man I'm like Two and a half steps away from that Not one step But I definitely have my hand issues I don't like to touch people's hands I don't like to touch door

I wear the sleeves So I can cover my hands And open doork Just think about everywhere Not just your hands have been But when you shake somebody else's hands Everywhere everybody else's hands have been You don't know

You have no idea None They've probably been in their own butt Probably Most hands are going butts They do? Yeah Why?

I don't know Don't ask me I keep mine out of my butt But most hands if you They go on people Your own butt Most of the time Wow

That's what you tell yourself Let me go to Ash and Nashville Who's on the phone Hey Ash Thanks for calling The Bobby Bone show What did you swallow

I actually swallowed a penny when I was a kid. And did it just pass through or did somebody have to go in to get it? Actually, they had to take it out. It got lodged vertically and they were afraid that it was going to flip and that I was going to choke on it. Oh, my gosh. Wow, I guess the turning of it is weird.

You didn't choke, though, huh? No, miraculously, they got me to the hospital in time, but I ended up in the hospital for like a week. That seems like a lot. Here, watch. I'll swallow a penny now. Let's see what happens. Let's time it. Oh, that erase. Eddie, you swallow one, I swallow one.

Take a picture of each penny so they get the year. The first one out. That's funny. That's funny. That's funny bit. You ever choke on anything? No. I don't know. Like, well, in seventh grade, like a piece of pizza, and it was like a dramatic thing in the cafeteria, but I didn't need the Heinleck or anything. just like couldn't breathe and then finally it came out.

I swallowed a Dorito wrong once. Didn't chew it all the way down and I was by myself and it lodged into my throat. I thought it was really, except for like people attacking me or when I had to have my my spleen ruptured. Yeah. It was like the closest I've ever felt like I was going to die. Wow. And now it was probably ninth grade or so.

And I was like, so I started beating my sternum with my fist and then I started banging it on a table and then all of a sudden it goes, it came out. A little Dorito. It wasn't even a whole Dorito It was probably just not a chewed water But it lodged right in the way where it blocked the whole windpipe I almost because I was still able to think a little bit I was like do I take a pin and jab at the bottom of my throat

I give myself What do they call that when you pop out A trachea out of it like boom But give it yourself Yeah But that's all there's no one around DIY That's like that 572 hours movie

What is it? Where he breaks his leg I don't think that's the movie Oh wait where he's sauce Arm off. Oh, that's what I mean, the arm. Yeah. 500 hours of pain.

Kathy in North Carolina, you're on a show. You're on the show. How are you? I'm so excited to get to talk to you. Well, thank you very much for calling. You're welcome. My ex-husband, when he was a little boy, his daddy was going fishing, and he wanted to go. But his daddy told him no, he had to go to school.

So he took his boat key and swallowed it. and his daddy had to keep waiting for him to use the bathroom and, you know, go through it until he found his boat key. So in defiance, he swallowed the boat key. Like he did it. Like, to defy him, he swallowed the boat key.

He did it so, you know, to keep him from going. If he couldn't go with him, then he didn't want his daddy going. Oh, my goodness. You know, there's a real art to that. Yeah. Because I remember in 11th or 12th grade in high school, I would tell friends, if you get caught cheating with a cheat sheet, just eat it and swallow it.

Nothing. Just eat it. How quickly? How big is your, oh, is it small? Well, listen, I was never a cheater. But I was always, it was like, hey, guys, if you get busted, just throw in your mouth, first of all, they can't open your jaws. Sure.

And then swallow it. It wouldn't be a whole sheet. It would be probably like a quarter of the page or smaller. And swallow it. Because what are they going to do? It's going to disintegrate in your body. They can't open your jaws. And then they can't prove it.

No proof. There's no body. There's no crime. Did anyone ever do that? Yes. Wow. Because of you? You told them?

I don't know. But I would give these mini TED talks on really dumb things in high school. Mini TED Talks. Like where in the corner of the cafeteria? Well, you just get together with friends. You just hang in the hallway. Like, guys, if you're going to do this and they catch you, eat it. Because there's no way they can get it.

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Write your answers down, guys. You guys can all play. All right. Morgan number two, you should hop in this too. It would be harder for you, but you can play. So write your answer down. If you miss it, you're eliminated. Amy, Lunchbox, our video producer Eddie and Morgan number two.

who does all our digital. You guys ready to play? Ready. Yep. All right, write it down. Here you go. Number one. Ben, men, men, men, men, man.

Badly, men, men, men, badly, men, men. I'm in for the win. Eddie don't know that? I don't think I do. I mean, I can't think of it either. Wow. All right, play one more time, Air Mendo. Ben, Min, Mid, Bid, Bedly, Menn, Bally, Men, Menn, Bid.

Bid, Bid, Bid, Bend, Bend, Bend, Bend, Bally, Men. I know who's in the show. Me too. That was like the E. This is like the softball. That's the softball. Well, it's the first one. No one gets cut in the first round.

It's like on who wants to be a millionaire. You ask what's two plus two? Is it three? Is it four? Is it five? This is dumb. All right. Amy?

Two men and a baby? I know that's a movie, right? Close. But no. ladies. Okay. And I think it was three men and a baby back in the day. But you're close to the show. That's not it.

Lunchbox? Two and a half men. Oh, that's it. Eddie? Well, I wasn't laughing because I two wrote two men in a baby. Ed and I couldn't get it out. I was like, wait, I know that it later, it got weird because the boy got old. And it was like, this isn't two and a half men anymore.

And Morgan number two? Two and a half men. Okay, there you go. All right, here we go. This is the next one. I don't want to wait. Yeah, we're out. Morgan number 2D.

Are you in? Well, that was the easy one. Uh-uh. You don't know this one? Oh, man. This is so easy. We're going to have to run this game back, boys, if it's over this quick. Are you writing nothing down?

I wrote something down. What did you write down? 9-2-0? No. Lunchbox? It's Dawson's Creek. There you go. He wins the first one there.

Let's run it back. Let's run it back. All right. All right. Here we go. Next up. Everybody's back in. No, he won.

TV theme games. Here we go. I'm in for the win What? Do you guys know this? Eddie, how are you bombing out on these? I don't know, dude, I don't know. These are a little past his prime. He was like 30 by then.

This sounds like straight out of the 80s. Everybody in? Yeah. Amy? 9021010. Right. Lunchbox? 90210.

Eddie? Step by step. You're really not good at this. Maybe 2020 is not your year because you were the game player of 2019. I was, I was. Yeah, you were the champion of 2019. Morgan number two? I had bad men.

I don't know. Bad men. No, not guys. you've dated. No, we're looking for the name of TV shows. I was thinking bad boys, bad boys. I don't know. Okay, Amy and Lunchbox are now in.

Here we go. Next one up. What would you do if I sang out of tune? Stand for the whim. Eddie, would you know this one, though? Of course I do. This is the one you know. Well, it is the oldest one. I will try

Is that right? Yeah. That or 902101.0 is probably around the same time. This is before 921O. You think so? Maybe. For sure.

Mike D, would you fact check that for me? Amy. Wonder Years. Yeah. Lunchbox. Wonder Years. Good. There you go.

Mike D. The Wonder Years started in 88. I guess none of 2100 would be like the early 90s. Early 90s. Wow. Started in 88. Wow.

Yeah. You realize that. Morgan number two, what year were you born? 93. Crazy. You had five years to go to be born before that show started. And then, oh, Beverly Hills and Not 290. Not that far apart.

Okay. It's a couple of years. Okay, next up. I'm in for the win. Lunchbox? I put Frazier. It sounds a bit like that, but that's not it. Amy for the win?

Everybody loves Raymond. Yeah. Yes. Okay, so Amy 1-1, Lunchbox 101. Let's do a sudden death for the whole championship of this whole game. All right. Which, by the way, I guess I don't talk to you about in a second. Okay.

Wait, what? We say our name. Yeah, just say your name. So this is speed to see who wins the whole thing. Okay, are you ready? Yeah. Name that easy TV theme song. These are all old school, but our day old school.

Here we go. Say your name as the buzzer. Nothing, guys? Nothing. A few things have popped to my head, but I know they're wrong. I give you hint number one. Oh, this is the only option? I thought we'd go to another one.

The hint number one. The year was 1984 when the show started. Hit that clip again, Ramundo. That was three. Sweet. 1984, the show started. No idea. Oh. Hint number two.

There was a family. Okay. Hint number three, New York. Ready for the big hint. I mean. Say your name. Hint number four. The main character of this show is in prison.

Amy. Amy. I don't know. Sanford and son? Incorrect. Ludgebox. The Cosby Show. Correct.

Sanford and Son's like... I know. I can't believe that. Hey, Paul, let me do that in a second. Sanford and Son is a... Bam, bam, ban it's it. Bam, ban it. Ban, ban it.

Ban. Ben, pan, fan, ban. Bam, bam. Bam. Right? Yes. Red Fox?

Yeah, and I think this is the first Cosby show theme song because there were two. Oh, there were many. Yeah, they were a bunch, right? Yeah, Bobby McFerrin did a later one. That's it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe that's why.

That's it. Oh, that's, yes. I'm trying to figure out why. Like, how would I miss that? That was a hard one. Golly. Good job, lunchbox. That's a pretty fun game for me.

You want to hear one sudden death? Give us that last sudden death one. Everybody just jump in if you know it. Just yell your name. Eddie. Cheers. Yeah, there you go. It's a good one.

Someone released bed bugs at a Walmart in Pennsylvania. No. Ridiculous. How do you even? Right. At Walmart in Pennsylvania is facing a bed bug infestation After someone released all in the men's changing room Like that's a thing

You can take bedbugs and release them A manager at the store in Edinburgh Found a closed pill bottle with live bugs crawling inside Some sometimes people just need slapped Uh huh? This would be one of them Yeah that sucks on Yeah, it's the worst There are things worse though

I know I'm sure there are Do you get annoyed by that when people go that's the worst and it's really not the worst at all. I realize that when I say that, it's not literally the worst. I didn't say literally the worst. I know.

I said... No, no, I know. They're just weird things people say that bug me. They're probably weird things people say that bug you that no one else bothered me. I'm like, that's so... I'll tell you the one that gets me is, well, you couldn't have written that.

Yeah, I could have. Or much better. Much better. Yeah, whatever it is. You couldn't have written it any better. Yeah, I can always write it better. I just had aliens or a dog that talks or something. It's just a saying, like you realize.

that right? I know and I know that and I know that I'm not being fair toward words. Right. What about I'm dying? Well, if you're saying I'm literally dying, then I go, that's bull crap. You're not literally but aren't we all literally dying every second we're alive? There you go. But I What about when people are like super?

Let me say this, but first let me say this. It's unfair of me to feel this way and I know that I shouldn't be so annoyed by little things that are said like, oh, that's the worst. Because I'm like, no, no, no, people have a lot. It's just. Yeah, I know there's worse things in the world. I know. fine. I'll say it. No, no, say what you want. It's me. This is on me. But does it? Yeah.

I mean, it's just the worst. I would not want that. One time I thought we had Stevenson had bedbugs, but he really had lice and I didn't know it because I didn't know what the lice looked like. And for weeks, I ignored it. And I thought, what is this bug crawling on his head? It was bad. I sent him to school and everything. But he didn't have bedbugs. I don't have, I had lice as a kid. I remember many times. Here's the thing I'll get two things to say First of all the other thing I hate is when anyone gives over 100%

If someone gives 100% There's no such thing The maximum amount is 100% You can't Because I was listening ESPN radio the day And then we're like You know if he's gonna give his 13,000% And I'm like

What are we just gonna keep going higher and higher To prove that they work harder and harder 100% is all On to head lice Okay When I was I think first grade Second grade

Fourth grade I get sent home for headlice. Because what they would do is these people would come in, often substitute teachers, and they would take toothpicks, and they would do headlice checks. Now, what I think was, is that I had headlice a few times, that I think someone knew, and so they would come and check the whole class. So they didn't have to embarrass everybody. But then they would send me and a couple other kids out of the room, and we'd had to go home.

And you had to get, I think it was called writ. Oh, oh, the medication? Yeah. And they would see, and I grew up super poor. We couldn't afford the medication, but they would send it home with us. And so I would have to come back and get rechecked again and just talking about my head itches. Oh, that's crazy. Like my head started the itch right now.

And so when you would go home for headlice, like two days later, two days later, they would check you when you got to school again the first time. And then when you were clear, you got to go back to class. Humiliating. Was it the worst? It wasn't the worst. But it was humiliating. Yeah. Because you got sent out and everybody knew you were a headlice kid.

And I was already known as the dirty poor kid. They wore the same. My goal as a kid was never to wear the same clothes. two days in a row. Because only had like two pair of pants or two pair of shorts or a couple shirts. So it was always to try to get home and clean those clothes so I didn't have to wear them again the next day. Because if you wore the same clothes to school two days in a row, you were just made fun of just no mercy from the kids. And so, but the headlights, that's the thing. I think at least three times I got sent home from school from it, like three different years.

I don't even know how I was getting it. I mean, yeah, I don't know where it starts, but it jump from like we were, I had to get checked for lice once Stevenson got sent home. We had the lice doctor come over and she shaved his head. She said it was the worst case of lice she had ever seen. She's the lice doctor. Like it's what she does for a living. Did she have to say that though? She said it. Yeah. Yeah. She did. This is the worst. I've been practicing for 50 years. I heard anything like this. No, it just made me feel, it made me feel the wars because I felt like a mom because Stevenson just kept looking at me. He said, mom, I kept telling you my head was itching. Yeah, she shaved it. And she said it's not common in African American

boys at all. So she was perplexed at how he got it. So don't ask me. Did your daughter have it? No, nobody else had it. Nope. We were all clear. She checked me. I thought, oh, great, what am I going to have to do? But she checked me, nothing was there. So it was just one of those things. But she said they live, they die after 24 hours off the scalp. So if they jumped on a pillow or whatever and it didn't come in contact with skin for 24 hours, it would be dead. So it has to live on you. Well, I would rather have lice than bed bugs. Lice you can get rid of quicker than bed bugs. I have you called it. Once I was itching, I woke up. This is like a couple years ago and I called the guy and I need you come check my room. I remember this. Came and tore my house apart.

Did you have them? Nope. Okay. Have you ever had them? Me neither. Hey, knock on wood. That's your head. Yeah. No, I haven't. I like to say good morning to everybody except this woman's ex. This capital city barbecue owner who is a woman was with the dude and they split up. But the guy had known the code to the answering machine. So he calls and leaves an answering machine message for anyone calling the barbecue place.

And it's like, yeah, we're close to March or whatever it was. Oh, no. I think I actually have a clip of this. Happy holidays. A lie. Dang. So good morning. except this dude.

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, she said they had no phone calls because everybody thought they were closed until March. Cost them money, like money, money, money. She loves a restaurant, often works 12, 13 hours the day, and until then, it was killing. And this dude calls and puts that message up there. Played again.

Happy holidays. He even says happy holidays. It's a bad dude. It's pretty mean. Like that's costing somebody their mortgage payment or their electric bill payment or keeping their business going or the workers at the business

that stinks. And how does he get the code? I don't even want someone to have my cell phone code to get into my phone. You give them the code to the answer machine or maybe a key

to get into the building. Answer machine is even a thing anymore? I guess what business must be because I was thinking why does this person have an answering but I mean it's a code to a phone. But they were married, right? I don't think so.

You said it was the X. They were going through a divorce. Oh, is that a divorce? I think so. Oh, I know they split up. I don't know what they were together and married. He's probably like, okay, you can keep the barbecue business. I'll do this.

I'll keep the code. And then he just says it's close. So what they do is they go over all this divorce data at the end of the year and they see what jobs and divorces mix the most. So they released the top 10 jobs that are most likely to lead to a divorce based. based on the divorce statistics of last year. Wow. What you think is on the list?

Pilot. Wow. You roll your eyes. I know. I feel like every year pilot's on there and they're like, Amy, your husband's a pilot. Or is military on there? It is on there.

Yeah. Military is high. I mean, I saw that. We witnessed that first hand. That's one of the reasons why my husband decided to separate after 12 years. He always. Not with you from the military. The military.

Wow. I was like, what? No, he always. That's how she tells us. He always had planned on retiring. but his, the particular unit he was in, I mean, they were dropping like flies, marriages. And he just thought,

Was it a stress on you two? Well, we didn't have kids yet. And, you know, I had a job and family back and forth. So when he would leave, I stayed pretty busy. But there was a high stress, high demand job. And they went, I could see how, who knows. I mean, who knows what would have happened. But I think that he made a decision.

He's like, I want to do this for our family. I'm going to get out. And he served for how long many years? 12. And number 10, cruise ship employees. Oh. I wonder if that's time away and time away with other. Time away and you all probably get people.

And you probably sleep in the same areas. Musicians at 9. A lot of travel. So a lot of stuff where you're on, you're gone. A lot of it's, yes. Away plus options equals a lot of people making bad decisions. Boom. Waiters at 8. And that's a whole society.

I wait at tables for a long time. You're out later. I only made it to hostess, so like, what's the culture? Well, you would go out afterward. You're kind of your own little crew because most people aren't going out at midnight, 1 o'clock on a Thursday, on a Wednesday. Security guards at 7.

Not sure on that one. Interesting. Bank tellers at 6. Bar managers at 5. I would compare that to waitstaff. Sales at 4. Probably because you're just out. Traveling.

Meeting people moving around, moving, shaking. Wheeling and dealing. Mm-hmm. Jumping and humping. Okay. Oh my gosh. And number three, probation officers or jail officers. I wonder if they're getting in all with the people in jail.

Wait, just because people get divorced doesn't mean it's because there was getting a lot. Well, that's what we automatically think. Right. But that's not. Money or infidelity are the top two reasons people get divorced. Oh, okay. Number two, strip club workers. Stop.

Stop. Stop. If your husband's working at a strip club. Or your wife. Or your wife. Which is likely the case. I just think men are the cheaters. You know, I'm not saying they are, but in my head,

I just assign cheating to men. I know. But, no, and I would say, again, I'm going to say it doesn't mean that they were cheating. He probably was jealous because he couldn't handle her profession anymore. And she didn't want to quit. So we do agree with men just sucked in. Amy and I agree with men suck. We didn't let different reasons why.

The number one job that led divorce was military. Oh, yeah. And that's the job, the top 10 that. Man. And I would say for men and women, Like there's a lot they have to process and go through and they come back with a lot that's heavy. And if they don't deal with it, it can be hard. Military's hard.

You can follow me on Instagram at Mr. Bobby Bones where you can look at the picture of me with a snorkel on and see if that hair on my arm is my hair or someone else's. It's my arm hair. It's really long. It's people like who's on who's hair. It was quite the little hubb happening to my comments. I had to remove them because I was like stop because they were tagging people. So Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram. So I always keep that Chulula hot sauce in my refrigerator.

I put it on pretty much everything. But National Hot Sauce Day is coming up January 22nd. And if you get a tattoo of the Chalula logo, you can win a trip to New York. You can win the lifetime supply of hot sauce. If I'm going to get a tattoo of me of something, I better win the, for sure, win the lifetime supply. Right. It can be a chance. I do love the Chulula hot sauce.

But if you want to get it on this, it's on their Instagram. Oh, this is not a commercial. But I just don't, and I love the Chalula. Although for some reason, I call it Mama Chalooleau. Was that ever the name of it? I don't know because we call it Lady Chalula in my house. Like, anytime my husband was deployed, he wanted me to ship him. Anytime I would send care packages overseas, he wanted me to include Lady Chilula,

and they make little teeny tiny ones that he could fit inside his flight suit. And he would take it everywhere with him because the food over there wasn't that great, but he would just douse it with Lady Chalula, and it would be fine. They make, like, airplane size, like mini bar-sized chilula bottles. I mean, they're like, I don't know that they're the, like, tiny tabasca-looking ones, that they make little mini ones that would fit right in his pocket. And then they make massive ones, too, that you can find as a store that are fun. I'm more of a Chalula fan than I am a Tabasco sauce.

Me too. Me too. I too, that's it for me. I got these Golden Girls hot sauces, too, the listeners sent me, and all four of them have a slightly different tang and flavor. Oh, that's funny. Those are pretty good. Who's your fave? No, just Chilula.

Oh, not Blanche. They're okay, but the Cholula ones are the best. Anyway, I just saw it. You can go to their Instagram if you want to get a tattoo. I mean, listen, get a tattoo of the Bible. Bone Show. And they get what? And what?

They get a trip. Where? And they get a lifetime supply of what? I'd have to think about that. I would think that. That's funny, though, but I'd have to think about what I give them a lifetime supply of.

We're done for today. Thank you guys for hanging out. Amy, what's going on? I have a workout appointment, which I'm super excited about, because I haven't lifted weights in a while. I'm kind of nervous about that. And then just still gearing the kids up for school this week. Hopefully they'll start on Thursday, but now I don't know.

It might be Monday. So I might have the kids. out of school. Another week. All week. So doing that. What about you? I ordered some new jackets for Eddie and I to perform our raging idiot show in.

Next week, we have our big charity show. So I've got to get with the designer and go through those. I have therapy today. I'm going to work out today. Reading a new book. Just a normal day. Yeah? What's your new book?

Not going to promote it yet to I know it's good. Because if I say it and somebody gets it, then I get beat up because it wasn't good. Gotcha. I actually have two that I'm reading now. And I'm getting them confused. I don't even do that and I blur the lines between the two books. So, and then I got to get a spray tan tonight, which, who cares, right? What do you have?

Which why I had to shave my beard off. Oh, I didn't even notice that. I can't get another spray tan on all the patients. No. I walked in like 22 today. Wow. Yeah, he's so fresh. All right, Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram.

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