The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Has Flirty Conversation With His Bumble Match + Will It Uber: Divorce Papers Edition + Wrecking Brand New Vehicles

Episode Date: June 27, 2018

Bobby talks about his first dating app match and shares their conversation to get feedback from the show. Lunchbox attempts to Uber deliver divorce papers to Morgan #2 in today's "Will It Uber?" Also, listeners call in with stories about wrecking their brand new vehicles. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The Bobby Bones, Post Show, pre-show. All right, finish it up here on a Wednesday. What do we think, everybody? Just finished the show. Great day. Was it? Yeah, it was a good show. Why so?

Well, I miss Amy. Amy's not in the studio. She's in Austin, Texas today. She's in the studio there. Describe your setting right now. Right now I'm in my normal chair at the studio in Austin, which this studio is so nice. Oh, you're not even in my chair? No.

No, Michael, our engineer, he's sitting in your chair, just making sure the board is good. So someone had to sit with you the whole time? I mean, I guess he didn't have to, but he was nice enough. to. Oh, I about that. And by the way, he shared with me that he thinks it's bum. He's always said bum. Oh, by the way, that's a good thing. We talk about that later on. Yeah. And the show is that Morgan Wallen has the song Up Down, Up Down, Up Down.

And so it says, We just hear out and B-F-E. And so it started with Eddie's kid asking what that meant. Right. And then I said, well, it means Bum F Egypt. And then I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. But some people think it means but F, EG. Yeah, which is really gross. That's dirty.

Like, the name Bum F sounds like a destination city. The name Bum F does not. Sounds like something else. Sounds like something else. Yeah. So, but we all knew what it meant, but we disagreed on the bum or butt. And that happens later in the show, but a couple of us said BOM, Eddie and I. And Michael the engineer said Bum as well.

Bum. Smart guy. Bum. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What else, Sam? Nothing. I'm just sitting in here. It's freezing cold. You'd love it. Yeah. Oh, I do love that. Mm-hmm. Like tomorrow, I'm 100% bringing a blanket. This place is an icebox.

Can I talk about a little argument that's happened off air a little bit between me and lunchbox? I mean, that's all you guys do. Yeah, but this is, this one, this one's really like, it's a big deal right now. And he got, he told me I was annoying this morning because of it. Because what happens is he comes in before Bobby does, and he told him. He comes into the AC. He comes into the studio and he turns the AC up, makes it warmer. And I know when he does that, all of us, like at 30 minutes later, you're going to come in the studio and you're going to tell me it's too hot in here, make it colder. And I have to get up and change it. So I told him, stop doing that. Bobby's just going to make me change it. And once again, he talked to me like he's my dad. Don't touch the AC yesterday after the show. He's so annoying like he's my dad.

So did I touch it? I didn't touch it. And then he comes and he goes, why did you touch the AC? And so I just ignored him because. I didn't do, I didn't even touch the AC. And that's been a thing too. And he starts lecturing me about, I told you not to do it. And you still did it. I didn't even touch it. Wait, hold on. Did you really lecture?

I'm like, yes, he does. And that's what I mean by he's so annoying. It makes me so mad because I'm like, I didn't, he acts like I'm his child and that's what gets on my nerve. Yeah, he said that lately. Like, I'm, you're not my dad. You're talking to me. Yeah.

But you are. I am your father. But do you see how he talks to me like. But I'm a dad. But you don't, I'm not. I'm not your dad. Wait, what? You're not my son.

You're not my son. You're not my dad. Yes. But the way you talk to me, you shouldn't do that. You wouldn't talk to Bobby that way. Does your dad talk to you like that? Still? No.

That's what I'm saying. Maybe you can't see their faces, but lunchbox is pissed. Like, I don't understand who you think you are. Oh, I mean, no. No, seriously. I can picture it. Like, you can ask Morgan number two. It's so awkward.

He lectures me. No, my God. He lectures me. He lectures me. Oh, my goodness. They do lecture. Who is the... What's the root of this?

Do you think between these two? Honestly, they just find about everything. They just disagree on everything. So every morning, there's something they're arguing about. But the real beauty slash ugliness of it all is that they're good friends. Yeah, I think. I'm starting to question if that's true anymore. No, I really think it's at work.

Eddie tries to show off in front of everybody else. No, Morgan number two is sitting right here. You guys trying to show up front of Morgan number two? No. Eddie does, he tries to show off. If we're in the glass room, he's Peacocking? He does.

He peacocks. He does. He tries to seem like a lot cooler than he really is. Morgan number two. And when I act like that or he says like that, what does he say? Did you? Oh, I don't. Did you get a nap yesterday?

I don't listen to you guys anymore. I kind of zone you out. You do? Yeah, it's gotten to the point where that's what happens. I stop listening. Zoning out now. Okay. But what do you think about the way he talks to me?

Like, he lectures me like a kid. I don't hear it. I don't hear it. So I don't know. Lunchbox. You'll have to record him. Yeah, do what you do what you do where you record people secretly and tell on them. Because you do that all the time.

Yeah. The problem is I only don't talk like that. Like in life, I don't talk like that. Just to me. So when I'm irritated about something, I talk like that. Do you feel like he acts like a child? So he talks like a child. Yes, he constantly yells like that.

So I can't say you're talking like my dad. You came in and said, why did you touch the AC? I didn't even touch the AC. And so I just sat here and was quiet and was looking up for a bonehead. And he's like, I told you not to touch the AC. And I didn't. There was no touching the AC. Casey. Well, the root of it is, I like it cold.

Right. And maybe I should work on myself. No, no, it's not about you. We know it's going to be cold in here, so just leave it cold. Don't come in and warm it up just so 30 minutes later, I can change it. Warm it up, Chris. Exactly. I know, but let's just keep it at 70. Deal. And we're good. And if I go, hey, I'm still a little hot, turn it down.

But what you guys don't get is one, I like it cool because I think you're a little sharper when it's cold. But two, no, it is true. And two. No, it's not. Okay, everybody, shut your faces, all of you. Two, I'm sitting behind all the equipment. I'm sitting behind all the hot equipment. Like, all the machines are running right on.

So you have a heater. I know, but that's why I want it down because I'm sweating. You should just get a little fan for underneath you. And don't wear a sweatshirt. Like some days when you come in, ooh, when you come in with a tankie, I'm like, this is going to be a good day. The weather is the temperature is going to be good in here. I stopped doing tankies, though, because I look like a douchebag on camera. Because I feel bad sometimes that I like it cold and you guys don't.

But I am the boss, so I get to pick the temperature. Like, that's the benefit of being the boss. So, however, I try to go, okay, I'm wearing a tank top. Just start making everybody feel good. And then I would look like such a douchebag on the videos in the studio. Eddie, don't put me on camera. You would say that. Don't put me out because I look like such an idiot.

So I want people to know that when I wear a tank top, I also know I look like an idiot. Okay. Everyone note that. But I'm okay with it. I'm an idiot. What do you want for me? You're a good guy. I don't disagree with that.

Okay. But I think that the hardest thing that we can do is to look into the mirror and actually judge our reflection. And I know my reflection in the tank top looks like a real douche, but I still wear it. Okay. Because I like it. All right. And wear hoodies. Look at my hoodie today.

That's good cameo hoodie. You like this one? Yeah, it's a good one. It's a good one. It's just camo. What do you think about the hoodie is, a little Peter Panney or am I still like your hoodie? Nah, that's your thing. Just own it.

Right, Amy? Just wear hoodies. Yeah. What are you thinking Morgan number two? I like it. You're not Peter Panney? No, no, no, no, no. What about the cat backwards?

I don't have my hat back. I just put it out right now like this. Well, I know, but I'm just talking about the whole look right now. I don't wear my hat backwards. I know, but you are right now? I don't know why I did that just a minute ago, but I don't, I'm not allowing. It's changing. Sometimes it is crooked.

Because I don't wear my hat backward. But it's crooked. I do wear my hat crooked whenever it's a curved brim, but my glasses are too thick. So, but what's the difference in backwards? I, my husband walked down. in with a backwards hat yesterday and I was like I like that oh do you and then what happened and talk slow I just like backward I liked it it looked like I was like oh because I hadn't seen him wear it backwards in a while and I don't know why he did it what he was doing but I was

like you should wear your hat backwards more there's nothing wrong with that and he's 40 he's older than you yeah but for me it just feels very 1999 And you're holding on to it a little bit. And I try not to. Yeah, I just, I'm not a hat backward guy much anymore. I've quit my rat. What about in the Jeep? Do you turn your hat backwards in the Jeep?

If the top's off, only so don't blow off. Yeah, so I'm talking about. You shouldn't even wear a hat in the Jeep. You've got to let your hair blow in the wind, guys. I got caught in the Jeep in a storm the other day. I saw that. I saw that. Terrible.

If people don't realize, the worst thing about that is that the windshield wipers don't because there's water inside. Yeah. So there's still water on your windshield. And that's only the second worst thing. The first worst thing is the people that pull up next to you, you're sitting in a light, and they're staring in your Jeep as you're getting poured on and they're looking at you either laughing or feeling sorry for you, both suck.

Yeah. So back to the hat backwards. When you see an older person wearing it backwards, do you think, man, dude, just give it up? I don't. No. I turn not to judge other people based on their actions if they're not hurting kids or animals. So if I see someone, I'm like, okay, maybe they like that. It works for them.

It doesn't work for me. I don't like it because it feels like I'm trying to hold on too much, so I don't do it. But then again, people judge me for my tank tops. I'm okay with that. Yeah. I get it. You're not herding kids or animals. You're good.

I'm at the point now where I'm just, I'm not trying to judge anybody. We do, naturally. I'm just not trying to judge anybody. So I'm being super conscious of the fact that we do it, so I try not to. But your job is also to talk about things. No, my job is to give commentary about things.

And sometimes that commentary is I shouldn't be judging people. I got into a fight with a listener yesterday, few of them, because we're talking about asking people to pay for a wedding. Oh, yeah. I was like, hey, this is a thing. They're like, how do we feel about it? And if they said, hey, you know, I, here's why I don't like it, but they started going, yeah,

I think people that do it are tacky. And I go, okay, well, you're going to judge, let's look for you. Let's take the tacky things that you do. I didn't like myself a little bit. If I'm being honest, I went home and I didn't like myself. Yeah, I was like, ah. Why? Because you thought the people were tacky that were paying for the wedding.

You changed your opinion? No, I got upset at myself for kind of getting on to people for being judgmental. Because does that make you a little judgmental? Is that why? Because that never ends. I mean, if you have an opinion, then you're seen as judgmental. No, that's not true. You can have an opinion and believe your opinion without thinking less of someone else.

Politically. I disagree with people, but I don't think less of them. Oh, come on. If someone doesn't have the same opinion in me, I think they're crazy. I think there's probably something else I can learn as to why they have that opinion, and then I can formulate a better opinion. Like, we all are just a product of our environment. We feel the way we feel based by who we were brought up with and what we learn from those people.

and so I think that's it for me is to have more knowledge about the people that have differing opinions so but again what are you going for me no that's good I'm not right that's also what I know about life

I'm not right I don't think I'm wrong but I'm not right there's no such thing is right there's only perspective that's it there is such thing is right and wrong there isn't no there is

there's only perspective so there's not right because if the speed limit is 55 and you go 60, you're wrong. You're breaking the law. That's wrong. But is the law even right? The law is just a man-made.

It's a creation. I mean, this could go on and on and on. Yeah, the law's just a man. But right and wrong is more of an ethics, a moral thing, more than it is a law. Like you can't jump over five foot. That's different. Anyway, it doesn't matter. That's what I've been thinking about it.

Way too much. Yeah. Now you're saying there's no saying it's right or wrong. No, I'm saying that it's all perspective. Like to some people, Robin Hood, is a he's. He robbed from the rich to give to the poor. Yes. Some people...

Is that a real story? Some people, depending on what you read, yeah. Like, I've no idea. Like, I know there's a movie where the prince and thieves. I've never seen it. I'm just giving you an example here. Some people go robin hood's a hero. He stole from the rich to give to the poor.

You shouldn't steal. If you just believe in the Ten Commandments of the Bible, thou shalt not steal, period, regardless for whatever reason. So yes, is there a right and wrong? Yes, my right and wrong. It's not the same as your right and wrong. Do you like filling your brain up with stuff, huh? Oh my, dude, I can't stop.

And I get tired. Yeah. Because then I'll argue with myself. Oh, man. That must be like... No, it's awful. Because I go, what do you mean? There's a right and wrong.

There's your right and wrong. Everyone has their own right and wrong. So there is a right and wrong. And I believe the smartest people of the people that say they know nothing and feel they know nothing. But if you know nothing, that's what happens to me. Man. But if you don't know anything, you can't be smart. But that's how you're smart because you actually have the wherewithal to know that you don't know anything.

You following lunchbox? No, this is way. so irrational, it's crazy. You used a word that you don't even know really how to use. No, I do. Irrational. I don't feel like being irrational. Well, see, that's your... What's the definition of rational in your mind before you look it up?

Irrational is you're being over the top. You're not being sane. You're being out there. Like, you're not thinking. Irrational. You're overreacting. That's true. Anti-rational. I'll go with that. So what is rational?

It's making smart decisions. What's smart? Martin, though. Oh, God. See, this is where you... I'm dead. You know what you're reminding me up? My roommate in college was a philosophy major,

just so we could get out in four years. And he'd come home and he'd be like, golly, we had this great argument about, like, how do we know we're not asleep right now? And when we're asleep, we're awake. That's what Bobby thinks about. That is the dumbest thing ever. Can't stop.

Can't stop. I can't stop. I try. That's why I need to do drugs. Oh, that'll make it way worse. What are you talking about? Oh, my gosh. I'm so confused.

I was the only time I can relax. I did the laughing gas to the dentist. I mean, I got to a place of relaxation that I've never been except for the last time I was on laughing gas. But weren't you like thinking about stuff when you were in laughing gas? Yeah, but I was actually able to compartmentalize my emotions. Oh, it made more sense. Absolutely. Like I, my world is a salad.

Okay? What? Listen to this. My world is a salad of ingredients. The lettuce, the tomatoes, the pepper tini peppers. And it's all mixed in like this, right? Yeah. That's my world.

I was able to take that salad. and look at it as just individual ingredients as I was on this laughing gas. I was like, oh, this is the tomato. This is the love. This is the lettuce. Oh, I can actually take that out and see why,

and I'm high as a kite on laughing gas. Yeah. And I go, man, I should, this is the only piece I've ever had in the past couple years. And without the laughing gas, you couldn't see the ingredients. You just saw it as a...

Can't slow it down enough. Wow. Nothing slows down for me ever. It's like, that must be tough. Sorry, man. Constantly tossing the salad. Okay. Amy.

Amy. What? You guys, I'm so cold. She doesn't say anything the last five minutes. She totally went back to her phone and she's not paying attention. And then she comes out with a constantly tossing the salad you are. Yes, yes, yes. Listen, we've got too far.

Michael. Michael can vouch for me. I was totally paying attention. I was not on my phone. I was listening. I was just taking it in and, like, thinking of like, yes. how different Bobby and Lunchwalks are. That's fact.

That's not right or wrong. It's not right or false because there's no such thing. You're right. I agree. No. I don't agree. Okay. What is art?

Is art art art? Are we art? That's the question. Lisa Turtle. What is the definition of it? Oh my gosh. I just say about the bell. Yeah.

In the max. Not the max. Yeah. Yeah. You're thinking you were about to say the peach pit. I was going to know. Peach Pit which 90210. Or Peach Pit after dark.

Never watched that. What? It was just the club next door. Blind Austin Green became the DJ over there? I didn't watch it that alone. Oh, come on. What? Bobby. Oh, you need to go back.

I didn't even watch 90210 into the Tiffany and Berthes in years. I got out before she, man. I got out before the mash to say about the 90210. It's done. Hey, Morgan, too. Were you the one that was watching 90210? Yeah, but apparently it's the new version. I didn't know there was an old and a new version.

What do you mean? What's new? There's a new version on Netflix, and it's like... With new kids? It's new kids, and it's like the daughters or sisters of the people from the original one. Really? So are some of the originals on there as the parents? Yes.

So it's like Fuller House. It's like 90210.0 or... Probably Tori Spelling or something. She's always... Yes, she is on it. So you didn't know there was an original. I didn't. I thought I was watching the original.

Huh. Oh, wow. Well, you're 24. What you think about that? Hey, how old is your boyfriend? My age, 24. Huh. We're just talking about it because I've been on, I was going to get off Bumble yesterday

and I matched with somebody. And then, what? No, just keep going. Well, then she's 26. Yeah. And I was like, man, I was that too young? You're 38. Yeah.

Nah, it's not young. You're good. Aim? I mean, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Are you being a hater or are you being real? No, I'm not.

I'm trying to do. the math. I can't remember what we decided, isn't it? Well, the rule is divide by two and add seven. So 38 divided by two. Go ahead. Eddie? I can't do it. It's calculator. Hold on. It's 19. 19. Plus seven is 26. Perfect. Okay. Yeah. So because of some formula that, someone just made up on the internet, you're cool with it? I don't think he made it up. I think he just would do it. What do you think? What do you think about that, Morgan number two? I think you're good. I mean, as long as you guys. guys are, you know, cool with each other's ages, then what's the problem? I mean, you know that we're going to have to meet her, right? I'm not even going out with her guys. First of all, you could go

younger. I was going to say, because, I mean, once we meet her, we'll be able to tell you, because there's a difference. I mean, you could honestly date someone that's 25, as long as they're out of college and have a career, I feel like you could have stuff in common with them, but it's just their maturity level is going to matter. Like, if they're still in college, no way. Hmm Why not? What if they're getting their grad degree Or whatever it's called?

Yeah. I'm just trying to toss a salad, you know what I'm saying? You're always tossing your salad. I'm always tossing the salad. Okay. I don't know I don't That's a big step for me to meet somebody from a app.

Yeah. Absolutely it is. It's a big step. I mean, do you want meet a meter first? Yes. That what a great bit. And here's the thing too I. What?

That's awesome. I'll do it. Yes. Yeah. I have to go get coffee with her or something before you can meet her. Are you guys still talking, Bones? No. Well, I had Morgan number two do some recon on her.

Yeah. And what she found was a bit different. What do you mean? I don't want to say because it shouldn't matter. I'm not putting that out. Hey, is it like leather and stuff? No, that would be cool. What?

No. You don't know. Like that kind of stuff? No, no, no. Okay, okay. No, that wouldn't be out there, Eddie. It's probably like... What do you mean?

That wouldn't be out there. That's normal? I'm saying her profession may not be what she declared. No, that's not it. No, no, she's a ninja turtle, right? Yeah. She just may have another one. Guys, people don't know about the ninja turtle

because they haven't heard that part yet. They'll get to it. Oh, oh, oh, she's a mom. No. Oh, gosh. I don't know if she is or not. I have no idea. Oh, boy.

You have no idea. You need to know that, like, out the gate. Amy, I agree, but literally, we've sent like four messages on this app. But let me tell you, message number one, if you have a kid, to be like, hi, I just fed my kid or something. Should be the first thing?

I don't disagree with you. I do think your main picture artist should have a kid in it on the profile. No, really? Yes, that is a huge thing. Yeah, it's false advertising. If you don't tell them about it right away. What do you think about that, Morgan, number two? Yeah, I agree, definitely.

Yeah, but it may not. Or maybe just write in your profile, like, I'm a mom. Right. And that doesn't mean that it's a negative. Bobby could be looking to be a dad, and that would be amazing. Like maybe he only wants to date people that have kids. And if you're divorced, you need to put that in your profile? Because that may scares me.

I don't think so. I don't know that that's right away. But the kid thing, I think, is super important to disclose. Eventually. Listen, what do I care? I'm not even going to date anybody. This is all just a bit anyway. But in real life, Amy, in real life, like if you're on a date,

when do you say you have a kid? At the first date. As soon as you guys sit down? Yeah. Maybe even before you go out. Before. Like I have to find a sitter for my kid. Okay.

Yeah. Interesting. Here's my kid saying next to us in the booth when I still want to do. Because this is the way our life's going to be. Wait, Eddie, do you disagree? No, no. I don't know. I'm just learning here.

I'm learning. Okay. By the way, Morgan Wallen tweeted me back. He said the definition is not appropriate for radio. But is it bum or butt? I mean, he's not answering. Oh, gosh. He said it's not appropriate.

He's probably things you're asking what the F stands for. Yeah, Morgan, we know what the F is. Just say, is it bummer, but. Okay. You'll hear that later. Okay, well, we're going to go on the show today. Don't forget, check out the Brett Eldridge Bobbycast. He came over to the house for an hour.

We hung out. It's a different side of Brett. I think you'll like it. You know, I think the cool thing about people coming to my house is they kind of let their guard down a little bit. And it's just us, too, and there's nowhere to go. There are no people.

There are no publicists, no record labels. They got nowhere to go. Now they're on this island trapped with your boy here, and I got them. It's weird when you lock them in. When I lock them into the house, it's all about tossing salad, you know? Oh, boy. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

They're free to leave it anytime. Okay. Listen to the Morgan 2, Bobbycast. I'm getting that podcast right now. Morgan Number 2 did a Bobbycast. Yeah. I heard that one. That's a good one.

Yeah. She bashed. I think everyone on the show. She pretty much just went at it. She went right at it. She went right at it. Morgan number two, you're pretty pleasant to be around. Thanks.

Yeah. I appreciate that. Wouldn't you guys agree? Yes, absolutely. Like, for some reason, Mike D is real pleasant to be around too. But why don't you guys take shots at Morgan number two like you do Mike D? Because Mike D is the nicest guy. Because he doesn't talk.

So because he does even less, you take more shots at him. It's like a punching bag. And then when he talks, it's always agree with Bobby. That's why. I think I ask him questions. And he always says, yeah, that's right, Bobby. You're right, Bobby. Ask him a question about him.

He knows right now. Mike, do you agree with me? I don't always agree with you. He doesn't always agree with me. Amy? He doesn't always. Thank you very much. I think a lot of times he does

because a lot of times I'm right about this thing. No, there is no right. There's no right or wrong. There is accuracy based on a scale, yes. Oh, man. Like, did you hand me this piece of paper? Yes, I did. Bobby, what about us?

Are we pleasant? Pleasant scale. I used to be the most pleasant, but I feel like... The absolute most pleasant person on the show. I'm going to eliminate the glass room except for Raymond, who's in here a lot. So I'm eliminating Hillary, the phone screen room, Morgan number one. I don't see them very often. They stay in their little room.

The most pleasant on the show. That's a good question. Most pleasant 2018 is Morgan number two. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. To be fair, though, you've only known her for... It doesn't matter. But I've known anything longer than you.

It's like marriages. Okay. Well, listen. Wait, I didn't say that. For what we have spent together right now, Morgan number two. Like, I've known Mike D. Lesser than I've known you.

Yes. Yes, correct. And Mike D. is more pleasant than you are. Well, yeah, because it doesn't say anything. Okay, but it's pleasant is what makes you feel the best. Mike D, one day just start talking nonstop. Let's see if he likes you after that.

Mike D and I will be on an airplane and then go to an airport and then hotel and all this for eight hours. And how many words? I don't talk either, though. So don't act like he's just quiet. I say nothing either. Mike D. What's that like? We just hang out.

I know, but y'all don't say anything. Don't talk. Whenever we feel like we need to. We do. There's no need for small talk with us. Really? We're good. We're friends.

We have good conversations. And then we're good. Just being quiet. See, we don't do that. We talk about it all sorts of stuff. Sometimes you just don't shut up. I know. I know, right?

Number one is Morgan number two. Yes. Plus, plus more. So I really feel like I lost that title. I feel like you used to give it to me. Yeah. Hold on, Amy. You might be number two.

No, I mean, it's fine. If you're not number one, it's fine. Wow, see? She's already getting little cranky. She's falling down the list as we speak. Yeah, I'll fall even further down. Because I feel like the less you say, the more pleasant you could be. Like, I could say less.

Yeah, because you don't know you're their true personality. At number two, in the pleasant 2018 list. Mike D. Yeah Yeah And say anything And we spend all the time together At number three

Pleasant 2018 Amy Yeah You don't like that or what You got bronze You got bronze No I was like number one for years But here's why

And then new people come in And right now They're a bit more pleasant But here's what I like about you You have definitely an edge about you now Because you're a little more tired Because you're kids And you come in

And sometimes you're snappier Sometimes you're funnier you just have a more of an edge about you and I like that well so that should be pleasant but it's two different things because you have an edge so you're not really pleasant I think there's more substance now

you're always a very substantive person anyway but now there's a different substance to you and I like that you're at number three though number four on the list here who cares now no I mean really like come on bones

the next one's close no it's not that close Like, Ray is really easy to be around. But he's not pleasant. Here's what Ray loses you. Ray gets drunk and just is so annoying. Yes. And gets drunk.

He, like, smells it. And he's drunk. I don't know how he's to drink. Just a little bit. All of a sudden he's just Barney from the Simpsons. Like, yeah. Yes, he starts heckling you on Twitter. It's like, you know he's been drinking.

When you look at Twitter, he's like, okay. You know he's been drinking if it's after 6 p.m. Basically. Next up is Eddie Eddie And then Ray And then dead

And then dead dead last No not deadline Come on No one can Pleasant Let's look at the definition Eddie why are you doing this to him Why are you trying to apply

Listen I'm not even worried about it I don't care what Eddie thinks or Is that Pleasant What are you looking at the definition? What are the definition of pleasant Given sense of happy Satisfaction or enjoyment

That's definitely not lunchbox, but he has other qualities. I know, but we're talking about pleasant. Yes, and he's last, but not dead, dead, dead. We're talking about Big Heart? Sure, lunchbox, big heart. Pleasant? Uh-uh. Dead last.

No. You know what I mean? All right. He's not pleasant. Neither are you. What's the point? I'm just got to work on being more pleasant, I guess. No, no, no, pleasant's not something for everybody.

I don't understand how you think Eddie's pleasant. Oh, because he doesn't. Well, Eddie just, who just read the definition of pleasant, and it's like being joyful. Yeah, he's not positive. And Eddie and I have spent. a lot of time together. I enjoy being around Eddie. Wow.

That's cool. I'm glad you don't enjoy being around me. You're glad I don't. No, no, it's good. No, no. I'm glad. Because you just said, I enjoy being around Eddie. I do because we've been around each other around a lot.

Right, right. Right. I'm just saying. Five days at a time for 24 hours of time. Yes. I get it. My point is you couldn't be on this show and not be easy to be around, period. It's like the all-star team of good people. And the worst honor roll kid still in the freaking honor roll.

You know what I mean? That's lunchbox. But I'm just saying that on the, no, Eddie, why are you doing this? Well, because lunchbox isn't easy to hang around with. It takes effort. I don't know. Oh, yeah, I'll tell you right now. It takes effort to hang out with him.

But at the end of the day, you're like, that's fun. I love, I mean, I do. And when he's not around, I'm like, I miss lunchbox. What's the hardest part of hanging around him? He's just negative all the time. And then he's just moody, and then he'll get mad and then won't talk to you for a while. And then that's it. It just gives you a sense of, like, walking on eggshells.

all the time? You're like, oh my gosh, am I going to crack an egg and he's going to get mad? Yes, there he is. He's mad. Interesting. Yeah.

Well, listen, we've been talking for a long time here. And Amy's ready to go. I'm a bed way to go. Well, I mean, you're not in a pleasant mood. You can go. No, I'm in a fine mood. I don't really.

I'm good. I just like to hear Eddie show off. And then when we get off there and be like, oh, man, that was funny, right? That's funny, right? That's what he does. It's like, after you guys are all going and be like, man, that was funny, right?

That was good. Like, it's just dumb. Like, I don't ever try to show off like Eddie does. I don't peacock, like Amy says. Abbott and Costello over here. Oh, my goodness. I don't know who that is. I get you two.

Who's on first? A little comedy team over there. No, it's not a comedy team. Dude, you're telling me he's easy to hang out with? He's not. It takes effort. Okay. But I like it.

My point is, though, is that I, you keep taking shots at him. I mean, I'm kind of on his side on this situation. You keep looking for reasons to poke back at him. Because it started with this morning and the whole temperature thing, talking like a dad. Like, you did. And you admitted you did. You said, yes, I did talk to him like I was his dad.

Here we go. Did you say that? I'm not saying anything. No, if you go back to the beginning of this pre-show, post-show thing, you said, yeah, I talked to him like that. Yes. Okay. I'll work on it.

I'm sorry. There you go. There you go. I'll work on it. The post-show pre-show. Thank you, Amy. I never called the right thing either. I don't know what I said.

All right. And that's it. Ramundo, you good? Yeah. All right. And here's today's today's show. And away. Oh, oh, wait.

Morgan Wallin says, he says bum. Bum. There it is. There you go. That's it. By the way, do you know where, and away we go comes from? Mm-mm. Because Mike D.

This is the stuff we talk about. We're nerds about certain things. And so. Simpsons? No. For me, it's the honeymooners. Okay. It's Ralph Cramden, played by Jackie Gleason.

Okay. And then what happened is Rick and Morty do, he does that. and that's how Mike knew it, right? Yeah. And that's why you guys are... Hey, Rick. Yeah. Where are we going to go today, Rick?

You don't get that because you don't want to break in morning. Don't get it. Okay, so here's the show. Amy, you want to do it this time? Yeah. Go ahead. And away we go. Folks, it's your buddy and my...

Mr. Bobby Bones. Hey, hey, good morning. Welcome to Wednesday. Show. More studio. Good morning. People are standing by. Hey, Hannah in Missouri.

Good morning to you. Hi. What's happening with you? Hello. I just wanted to call in. I'm on my way to drop off my nine-year-old daughter at summer school, and we are just huge fans of your show. We listen to it every morning, no matter what, she must change the channel.

And she got her first B-team shirt this morning, and so she's reping that summer school today. Awesome. The old Red B-Team shirt, eh? Yeah, the Red B-Team shirt. I appreciate you. that. So what does she like about the show, I wonder? Like a nine-year-old. What's a nine-year-old

like? She thinks it's funny. She loves the morning corny. That is like her go-to. She tells the jokes all the time. And so what about you as a mom? Is there anything you like about the show specifically? I like it, that it's funny. And you guys talk about your life and, you know, we learn all the things about each other, about you guys, and about your personal experiences and what makes you people and what makes you good people. And I think that It's just a really good show.

Sorry, she's crying, so I'm crying. Oh, why are you crying? Because she's excited that I called in. Oh, good. I can chop an onion or sad. I don't want anything to happen this early. No, no, we're just, she's just really excited. Well, so is there anything you would not like us to do?

Because I'm always looking for constructive criticism in order to make the show better. One time I had to turn it down was a morning confession. And I was like, well, I don't have to listen to that. But other than that, I love every minute of it. We think it's great. Well, those confessions are getting real. I bet I can remember which one that was. Yeah, probably all of them.

I think you know exactly which one. Well, hey, thank you for listening. Thanks for calling. That really means a lot to me that you were calling. Tell her, thank you for wearing that B-team shirt and representing the B-team. Thanks for wearing the B-team shirt. She has a huge, toothless little grin. Well, thank you guys.

Bye, Hannah. Have a great day. And I hope your daughter has a great day at summer school. Thank you. We will. All right. See you later. Bye-bye.

Yeah, that's cool. What would you change, lunchbox? If you could change one thing. Oh, I'd change a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, one thing. About you or the show? The show. Wow, he's got a list.

In what way would I go into me. Yeah, we were talking about the show. Whatever. I would have more me. Yeah. Yeah. More segments about me, I think, would be what the listeners want to. Let me write the down.

But what would you get rid of? No, I just ask what we'd change. Oh, okay. Well, if I'd probably get rid of Eddie's mic. Oh, just Eddie's mic. I didn't say that. I knew it's not even turn it down. Just get rid of it.

Eddie, I have to be honest. Let me go. From my heart. That was funny. You know, that's funny. To get rid of Eddie's mic. Good one, once you. That was funny.

Guys, I say funny things all the time and you just try to ignore them. You try to make me feel not funny. Just think, no, if you had more time, think of how much more funny you could be. I'm going to submit that in the box. The suggestion box. So what I do is I put in the suggestions, the end of the show, I'll reread them. Oh, we should. We should.

It's like anonymous. We're done. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. The Miami Dolphins football team and Ashley Home Store surprised 100 underprivileged children with their very own beds at the second annual South Florida Hope to Dream Sleepover. That's cool. Each of the children enjoyed a sleepover party at the Baptist Health Training Facility where they received their very own twin-sized bed and bedding from Ashley Home Store. And they decked it out with a Miami Dolphins comforter.

Love it. Yeah, that's really cool for those kids. Their own bed and their own beding. That's it. Over to Ray Mundo with the news now. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Ray Mundo in Texas at a hospital.

There was an explosion. One person died. Twelve were injured. The blast happened where they were doing construction on the hospital. Authorities are still investigating. In airline news at JFK Airport in New York, police stormed a jet blue plane after a wrong code was given over the radio, which mistakenly said the flight was being hijacked.

Luckily, everybody is okay. And finally, in sports, Arkansas, one game one of the college world series last night, four to one over Oregon State. Game two is tonight. We're talking about things that make us feel older yesterday. Call them Time Marches On segments. Amy was having to explain what a rotary phone is to our 25-year-old phone screener. Ironic, she answers our phones.

Yeah, ironic. And then for me, I was listening to Green Day, Time of Your Life, And I was just going, man, you don't make music like this anymore. And I'm like, oh, I'm getting old. Way to answer people on again. Hey, Nikki and Virginia Beach. Thank you for calling. Hi, good morning.

Tell us, you have a time marches on. And I appreciate you, you know, calling with this on holding. So what do you want to say about it? Well, it's funny. Yesterday, I managed a bank, and I was open up a student checking account with her dad, and she was 17. And then it was time to set up her debit card. And I said, all you got to do is punch in your four-digit,

pin number and hit the pound sign. And she looked at me, and then I go, the pound sign. sign and she goes, what's the pound sign? And I showed her and she said, that's a hashtag. Yeah, the hashtag will get you. We really should eliminate calling it pound. Because it's not pound anymore. It's all hashtag. Okay, but say I'm entering a gate code like I was going into a friend's apartment gate. 69, 69 hashtag. That's what it needs to be said now. So now it's like, it's not pound, 5, 642. It's like pound. It is to old people.

Wow. So we say hashtag. So if I'm telling someone my code to whatever, I say hashtag 462, do, do, do. And it's lit when you do. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes, queen. Yes.

Nicky, thank you. It's an interesting story. So a guy comes up to your house and knocks on the door and he wants a dollar. Oh, yeah. He would have a bus money. Oh, he didn't want a dollar specifically. He just wanted bus money and that was how much. Yeah.

He was just asking for a dollar. I'm looking for bus fare. I'm trying to get from point A to point B. So he comes and knocks on the door. And we do have a bus stop near our house. Like, I don't. She has the wackiest neighborhood ever. Yeah, yeah.

I've never heard of anyone going to anyone's house looking for bus money. It's aggressive to knock on a door and ask. Yes, yes. It is. Yes. So, knocks on the door. Hey, can I get some money to take a bus ride? Yeah.

So my son's there. Luckily, I mean, I answered the door. Sometimes I'll tell him to answer the door that I'm like so glad that I did. And then he's like, I have a dollar. Your son yells at that. Yes, because he has his own little piggy bank now and wallet. So he goes, and we give the guy a dollar because I'm kind of like, I don't just got to like kind of go.

Get on the bus. Yeah, let's get on the bus. And then later we're out riding bikes, and my son sees the guy, like, with the, that we gave money to. And he's, like, just sitting on the corner, drinking a beer. Clearly hasn't gotten on a bus. And then, but my son's kind of like, oh, there's the guy we gave the dollar to. And I just was like, oh, man. Was he asking why it wasn't on the bus?

No, he didn't put all that together. But, I mean, I was kind of like, oh, I didn't want to explain to him. I'm like, yeah, basically, he just wanted to go buy a beer because we do have a convenience store by our house. And she straight up must have been going door to door to collect enough money to go buy beer. Or you might be judging. Could you're checking the bus to get the beer and then back on the... You can literally see the convenience store from Amy's house. Literally.

So no bus needed. Also, you can see if you're looking at the convenience store, you can see the bus stop. Like there was... It just didn't... I mean, lunchbox, you know my... You can see this happening in our neighborhood. Yeah, but what Bobby always says, man, whatever you give money, people... money for that's...

I agree. I agree. I just didn't... He was lying about why he was getting money. Yeah, I just didn't want to like break it to my son that he had gone to his piggy bang to get a dollar. And then I agree. Yeah, when you give away that dollar, they could spend it on whatever.

Or if you give it to someone on the side of the road, you have to trust, like, they're going to really spend it on food or they may buy a pack of cigarettes or whatever their vices. And you just have to like be okay with that. And I was okay with it. I just felt bum that my son was like, oh, there's the guy. And then I was like, oh, yeah. And he's not on a bus.

The tale from Amy's neighborhood. About every third day, she's got a new one, right? The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. Jason Aldeen and Luke Bryan might be opening a steakhouse in Nashville. The Nashville Business Journal reported that a Colorado restaurant called E3 Chop House as filed for a permit to build a restaurant here in Nashville. And Jason and Luke are partners in the Colorado location, so they're going to likely be a part of this.

Craig Morgan, he's a veteran of the U.S. Army, and he's maintained a relationship with the soldiers, trekking around the world for U.S.O. tours that allow him to play music for the troops. And in honor of his endless service to those that protect us, Craig was awarded the Army's Outstanding Civilian Service Medal, which is one of the highest honors awarded to a civilian. So shout out Craig Morgan. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skidney. It's time for the good news.

With Amy. Tell me something good. So a woman tracked down a nurse who helped her as a child. When she was 14 years old, she had a spinal tumor, and she spent four months in the hospital for treatment. And one of the nurses who cared for her during her stay made such an impression on her that now at 43 years old, she searched for her and finally found her thanks to social media. Wow. Yeah. And she was just like 2,000 people retweeted her, you know, her trying to find her.

And then, yeah, she was tracked down. and she was just like, wanted to hug her and thank her for everything that she did when she was in the hospital as a child. That's a good one there. Bobby Bone's show. Bonehead. Story up the day. This story comes us from Pine Bluff, Arkansas. A 21-year-old man was going around breaking in cars.

He broke in one woman's car, stole her credit card. Next night, he goes to eat at a restaurant. Says he, I'd like to pay with this credit card. The waitress looks down and goes, man, that's my credit card. She goes back, calls police, and 21-year-old man's arrested. Yeah, I saw that because that's kind of close to where I grew up, so that was in the news, I follow him on Twitter. Imagine if you're her and you go, oh, wow. But imagine if you're him.

Do you use that thing that close, that open? I mean, it's even somewhat of a different sex. You know, it's a woman. You stole it. I can't believe a waiter or waitress actually looks at the credit card. I figure they just take them and swipe them and bring it back. I can't believe they actually read the name. No, I used to a white table, so you'd look at the card and just see.

Yeah. I mean, you don't look and check their ID and look up to their face like in the airport or anything. My husband, if you don't ask for his ID, he gets so irritated. Because on the back of his card really big, he wrote CID. Instead of his signature. Yeah, and if you ask to see his ID,

you will get a bigger tip. Yeah, that guy's a bonehead. Big time. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. It's crushing candy, getting boring, and you want to try something new, then you have to play the puzzle game,

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Let me. I'm a transmoving. Amy, there's a son. story about a guy who was accidentally released from jail, which is kind of weird and a little scary anyway that they're accidentally releasing people? Yeah, because what was he in for, you know? So he goes in, they confused him with another inmate, and they're like, okay, you must be Jim. He was like, uh, yes, I am. And he signs Jim's name, and he walks out. And so he's out. And he was in jail for menacing, disorderly conduct, and trespassing, which,

As far as jail goes, those really aren't that bad of things. They're bad things if you don't go to jail. I wonder what menacing is. Dennis? Dennis? Yeah. Oh, okay. But so they get him confused another inmate.

He leaves jail. He goes home. He's like, honey, I'm home. She's like, how'd you go home? He's like, I lied. She goes, you're going back to jail. She takes him back to jail. Divorce.

Yep, that's exactly right. Divorce. And she responded by forcing him to go back to jail. She even drove him back to herself. When it was all said and done, he was only out of jail for about two hours total. I mean, she was only doing what was best for him because in the long run he'd get in way more trouble.

Or she had a boyfriend and he was going to be home soon. He's still facing all those charges plus new charges now, including escape, forgery, criminal impersonation. But he didn't escape. He was let go. He lied to get out, though. You know what I mean? Like you wouldn't, like no one else would be like, yep, I'm Jim. You can do that, but if they catch you, you've lied.

That'd be hard to be like, no, you got the wrong guy. Yeah. The department says it thanks to his wife, it did not turn into an even more serious situation, which could have wound up bad for him. Mm-hmm. Yeah. But, yeah, if your husband comes home out of jail, do you take him back or do you hide him? Come on, Amy, be honest.

Oh, man. I'm going to want him to stay home, but I don't want him to end up in jail longer. You got to make that decision. Go. Come on, quit. Quit. I turn him back in. There you go.

My mom always told me if I ever did anything, she was. going to turn me in to not think that she was going to be one of those moms that wouldn't take me straight to jail. I don't know why that came up. I wonder why she thought all that. Yeah. You had a little trouble back in the day or what? I don't know. Bob Bones.

15 days into my vegetarian lifestyle. Look at me. Good for you. I know. You want to hear my veggie diary? Always. Dear veggie diary. It's me, Bobby.

I really need to put some meat inside my body. I'm craving it. It doesn't have to be for chicken. At this point, I'd settle for fish. But I need the meat. I give him my bones getting weak. I don't even look forward to meals anymore, veggie diary. My plate used to be so colorful and vibrant with all the colors of the meat.

You know, the tans, the browns. Really enjoyed those. Now only a pale leaf of lettuce sits where my delicious protein used to reside. I don't know if I'll make it. Sad and hungry, son. Bobby. P.S. I'm still not sure if A1 sauce is vegan or not.

Yeah. Put it on things. Tofu forever. Goodbye. Thank you. There it is. Wow. So you vegan or reg?

I don't know. I don't know what I am. There's no reason for me to do this anymore. If you eat fish, you could be pescatarian. There's no real. I just was doing this to see if I could do it. Now there's just, I don't know the reason other than I just don't give up on things. And your timelines a month?

Yeah. So you have 15 more days. Yeah, basically. Four weeks. So look. Yeah. It's sad that you don't even look forward to meals. I don't.

When you eat clean all the time, meals aren't fun anymore. But I think that's the key to eating healthy. I get that. It's not looking forward, loving it so much. Just eat it because you need it. Yeah, that's what we're supposed to do.

Yeah. But I ate this tofu. Pretty gross. Yeah, I put hot sauce on it. Have you tried those peanut tempe tacos? No, but lunchbox like that's really good. Y'all, tempe's amazing. It really is.

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Those are your biggest songs. I like the song. The whole record is great. It's like 18 and 19 songs, though. It's a lot. Those are your biggest songs. Amy, how are you? Good.

How are you? I'm good. Amy's in Austin this morning, so we're doing our show from different places. Usually I'm the one on the road. Not today. Are you kids with you? No.

No. No, meeting up with them later, but they're not here yet. They have school. Yeah, how's summer school going for them? Really good. I mean, yesterday, I guess it's a lot of field trip type stuff, but it definitely does continue their English. But yesterday my son went to the zoo, and I was like, cool.

I guess so. And then, like, the other day they went to the adventure science. I mean, there's just constantly, like, field trips. So it's fine, though. I wonder with your kids, you know, did they ever leave the orphanage and go see things in Haiti? Not really, no, just with my husband and I. I mean, I have a group of friends that goes and they do things with them. Like they'll take all the kids to the beach.

Like they'll fundraise and their church will go down there and take everybody to the beach. But I think that was like once. Yeah, I guess if you don't have money and you finally do, you don't go on a fun trip, you actually probably buy supplies, right, at the orphanage? Oh, yeah. And so that's why, I mean, my friends are pretty dedicated to like, Oh, we're fundraising for this and specifically, and y'all, I mean, I know there's other needs at the orphanage, but this is also necessary. So, I mean, some people were like, hey, if you're spending money on that, you should actually spend it on this because, and they just thought, well, making an experience and a memory for them is important too.

So you kind of have people that fight over that, but. Yeah, I get it. Thanks for that. Let's see. I want to mention this. I was reading this story about Ed Sheeran. He's on stage. He's playing for like 30,000.

people all of a sudden he's got to pee. Do you guys see this? Oh no. Yeah. It's got to go to the bathroom? Yeah. But twice. Yeah, yeah. And he's like, I gotta go to the bathroom. And so yeah, Ed Shearin stopped his sellout concert twice. Now, what I think happened is they said pee, but you don't do it twice if you have to pee. You have a stomach issue. He either, he had to poop. Unless he's drinking. When you're drinking, you have tiny water. Yeah, but the thing is, you do that show so much, you know your drinking tolerance before. He's a professional. So he just had to go. Yeah. I think he's probably sick. had belly problems.

Oh, I did not even think of that. Well, no. I thought he took a diuretic or something. It could have. Listen, do I really know? No, but I know being on stage and having to pee and, you know, I'm on stage enough to kind of gauge. I can't drink water at this point. I did trick the Tampa crowd.

I said, I got to pee. And they were like, what? And I said, yeah, I'd never done this before. Then I hit a song. This is last weekend. And so I hit that final countdown song. It goes, da-na-na-na-da-da-da-da. And I walk off stage.

and then Eddie was a surprise and Eddie came out and we did a show. That was fun. That was it. I never really had to pee. But by the way, in case you're wondering, Eddie's doing no more shows with me. So if I'm in North Hampton or Little Rock and Eddie doesn't show up, he's not coming. Yeah, so stop asking.

Well, they're not asking a bunch. I don't want them to. Yeah, I just don't want them. Because, I mean, listen, it's kind of a treat. You know, the raging idiots back together. Let me talk to Kelsey. Lunchbox is their favorite. Hey, Kelsey.

Hey, y'all. How are you? Good. I have lunchbox here for you. What would you like to say to you man? I just wanted to say I'm a first time caller in lunchbox. You are my favorite. You're hilarious.

Well, thank you. You're the smartest caller we've had in a long time. There it is. That's awesome. I just wanted to say thanks, and you guys keep me laughing, and me and my husband listen to you every day on our morning commute. Well, thank you very much. Tell him we said hello, too, please.

I will. All right. Thank you very much, and appreciate you. Hey, April in Florida. What's happening? Hey, Bobby. How are you? I'm really good.

I'm great. I enjoyed your show. Friday night and my kids are here with me and I want you to know that we really push the fight, grind, repeat. And at their school, they're focused on the growth mindset and I was thrilled to see that in your book. So I'm going to be purchasing the books for each of the fifth grade classes to have in their room so the students can read it and hopefully gain the passion to find something that they love and really work hard for. So you read my second book, is it what you're saying? And you liked it? Oh, I've read them all, Bobby. I've seen you. Every time you've come

the Fort Pierce. Oh, wow. Thank you very much. By the way, I do have these books. I wrote notes for all, for you. Morgan number two. Yeah. Listen, I feel weird about giving you guys signing books because I see you every day.

No, this is great. But you guys asked for them and there's a little message in there for you. Thank you. Raymond, you want your book? Raymond asked for a book. Come in here, Raymond. All right, bones. You can be private about reading it.

Thank you. Let's see what it says works. Yeah. Go ahead. Read it. Okay. Okay. I like this.

Go ahead. Eddie, you're a good friend to me most of the time. Hugs and wishes. Kisses. Oh, dang it, that was kisses. Okay, Bobby Bones. Dude, thank you. This is great. Ray, Mundo? Ray, keep being you

because you are special just the way you are. B.B. Yeah! That's true, Ray. It is true, yes. Morgan number two? Actually, I cared about Morgan number two. Not that I didn't care about you, too. These were throwaway messages?

No, but I've known you guys forever, and I feel crazy giving you guys a handwritten special note. Go ahead. Morgan number two, you have been a wonderful addition to this show. you exist, I'm lucky to have you, Beebe. That's very nice. That's very nice. You know what I'm saying?

He's glad you exist, Morgan No. 2. I am glad she exists. Are you kidding me? Morgan No. 2 is a major asset to the show and to my life. And you know who asked me how my day's going? Only Morgan number 2. Every day. Yeah.

Only because I asked her one day. So why don't you ever ask me how my day's going? And then what does Bobby respond to you? He tells me to stop. That's true. That's true. That's not comfortable for me. Yeah.

Amy, you go over there? Yeah. Yeah. You sitting in a room by yourself? No, I have Michael here, engineer. Okay, just making sure. What do you guys talk about during break? Well, we haven't really had that many breaks, but maybe. Let's play a song.

I'll take one. You guys talk to talk, catch up. Well, Michael, we're going to talk about how he's going to print something off for me. Okay, I like that. I like that. And now, never going to get it. 50% of men check for this daily. 50% of men check for this. daily.

That's never going to get it. Half guys. We got one, two, three, four guys in this room here. I got it. Daily, they check for this. Think about it. See if you know it. You're never going to get a question. Goes like this right here. 50% of men check for this daily. Amy, what you think it is?

Hair lost. Hair lost, she says, all right? Let's go to Casey. Casey, what do you think it is? I think it's gray hair. So we have two hair answers so far. Lunchbox? I have hair loss. Eddie?

I had white hair. Oh, wow. Yeah. Well. So, come on. Hit the button. Everyone is correct. It doesn't have to do with hair.

It's about hair lost. Yeah. Check it for a bald spot. Good job, Amy. So, Casey, you did not win, but I do appreciate the call. Oh. This is the first time caller. So I listen to y'all every morning.

Oh, thanks, man. Where do you live, Casey? What do you think about this show, really? Like, we wake up in the morning. you're like, man, are we the best of bad options, or are you actually like it? I do like it. You put a smile on my face. You know, I always tune in and it kind of lifts my day up.

Lips your day up, you say. I always wonder. Like, if you could have us do something a little more, what would it be? Like, what do you like? You'd like, man, I wish they would do that segment or talk about that, a little more. I really like The Morning Corny

Okay The morning corny Now what would you do less You have to take something away You giveeth You take it Go ahead Um

Nothing really That's a tough one Yeah Good answer then It's not a good answer And I don't want them saying that Like I really am curious You know

If we People don't care about For example Things 24 year olds care about Right You know They would say By the way

Morgan number who they do care. That was just an example. Just an example. So, Casey, there's nothing you can think of you'd like less of. Like maybe more, more, more, more, Eddie, less Bobby. Nah, I think the portions are pretty good. So the portion control we're doing a pretty good job at.

Yeah. All right. Well, listen, you did not win. Hey, do I, can I send him a book? Anybody in the glass room? I can't. Hey, Casey, how would you like a book autographed by Eddie? Yep.

That would be pretty awesome. All right. All right. We send him one of my books and Eddie writes them a note. I had nothing to do with a book. Casey, hold on the phone. I get you something. All right, buddy?

All right, I appreciate it. Hold on a minute. The answer is bald spots. Men check for bald spots. That's a thing, Aem. Like, it's a real thing with men. We feel less masculine if we have less hair. Yeah.

I mean, some girls really don't care about it, though. It doesn't matter. It's just like, it's just with you. It's not about the other girl. Like, sometimes when a girl's getting dressed, she's not really getting dressed because a guy's going to notice, it's like, I hope other girls compliment my outfit. Is that what it is?

Yeah, a bit. You just want to keep up with the other guys with all the hair? It's just a masculine. Like, I am... Yeah, you don't want to lose your hair because it looks like you're getting older. Eddie, you can talk on this. Yeah, all the above. I think mostly because you have no control over it.

It's just something that happens to you and you're like, why? Why, God, why? Nothing you can do about it except wear a hat or a wig. Exactly. That's it, bones. You ever think about a toupee? Nope. No, before a toupee.

That would be so weird. What about plugs? Like one day I just show up with a toupee. No, that won't happen. What about, like Lunchbox said, plugs? You can do that. Like, there's a lot of famous people to get him. Like, Wayne Rooney, who's a famous soccer star, he was so bald, got plugs, looks awesome.

Yeah, like, Google before and after Wayne Rooney, and you can't even tell him if he got plugs. Wayne Rooney. Jeremy Piven. Yeah. Joe Buck. Is that true? Yes. He took hair from the back of his head to the front.

Yeah, now I probably wouldn't do that. Well, let's say you weren't married with kids. Yeah, then I would. You'd probably consider it. For sure. I get a lot of hair up there. All your money. You have to worry about that now.

All right. The answer is bald spots. Thank you very much. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. So Brett Eldridge offered up a vacation destination recommendation. He says that Switzerland is really his favorite place. And if anybody has something on their bucket list, like a bucket list place to go,

He's been a lot of places in so far, Switzerland, by far his favorite. I didn't know if y'all talked about any of that in your podcast. I still haven't gotten to listen. No, we didn't. We didn't get on vacations. But Brett did text me. And I think our Bobbycast kind of made us friends. Eddie, you listen to it.

Yeah, it was so good. Really, like the first time I've thought of Brett Eldridge as a person, not an artist. Like, just to really know stuff that he goes through every day. That's pretty crazy. Search Bobbycast on IHeartRadio or iTunes, Apple Podcast. He has a good one with Brett Eldridge. What else is him? Jessica Simpson posted a video of her husband throwing their four-year-old son

high up in the air in the pool and he has a broken arm. So his arm is in a cast. It's a waterproof cast. But obviously it led to parent-chaming. So sometimes you just feel bad for celebrities because you really can't post anything sometimes without them getting criticized for it. I mean, just because in the cast, all of a sudden their son can't be thrown in the air and have a little fun in the pool.

People on the internet just want to say things. I don't even think it's so much bullying anymore. I think it's just people. don't think celebrities are real. They don't think they have real feelings and emotions because they're celebrity or they have money so they don't feel the same. I think people just want a voice

and you feel voiceless. I don't think it's so much that people just want to pick on people anymore. I used to. No, I just think it's people that don't normally get to be heard think, oh, it's all equal now. I can be heard.

So, yeah, who cares? I mean, they're celebrities, who cares, you know? Exactly. No, they're people too. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm Amy, that's your skinny. It's time for the good news. Fox.

90-year-old grandpa grew up in Utah and as a teenager, he stole a stop sign. I thought it was so cool. He was 90? No, when he was a teenager, though, he stole a stop sign, and he's been feeling bad about it. All these years. He mailed a $50 bill back to the mayor and said, look, I stole a stop sign as a teenager, and I wanted to make amends. I wonder if stop signs had eight sides back when he was a kid.

Men's? Like, that's where I'm going. Yeah, like what was a stop sign 90 years ago? You think it changed? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. Like a window. But how do you let that bother you for?

A conscious. Yeah, that would be a conscious. Mm-hmm. You're honest guy. Yeah, probably. Have you guys never stolen a street sign? Yeah. No.

Oh, you have not? No. Really? I don't do things bad. What street sign have you stole it? A stop sign, a yield sign. A one-way sign. I stole it.

The street sign that I, the corner I grew up on, stole it. You all still have them? Yeah. What? You're a grown man. Is it hanging in your living room? It's in the nursery. He's like, yeah.

Oh, that's a good idea. I could put it in the nursery. I'm going to get my mom to send that to me. Find a street sign with your daughter's name on it. Oh, I've seen a street sign with my last name and I tried to steal it. But again, I don't like stealing in general. The good book said. Oh, yeah, that's true.

Yeah, I don't mean to steal. Right. But good for this old dude. Oh, yeah, true. Oh, yeah, true. Yeah. me. Yes, the good part of that is he did feel bad. He made amends. 50 bucks. What that mostly is, hopefully, is a good example to other people, more so than him, given the 50 bucks.

And don't steal. And don't steal. That was tell me something good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bone. This is the Bobby. Hey, Becky and Maryland, what's happening? Oh, hey, good morning. I'm so excited. Good morning. Thanks for calling. What's happening with you? I'm great I just pulled into work so you have good timing Yeah that's what she said What about that

Hey Joe What can I do for you Well I was calling I'm a first time caller And I was just really excited To get through And to say good morning to everybody I feel like when I listen to the show

It's like listening to my friends And I follow you on Instagram And I just love The way that you guys communicate With each other And I love I love the jokes and I love The Morning Corny and all the segments.

It's really enjoyable. Well, it's quite the Love Fest today. I like this. That's pretty nice. Guy could get used to this. Hey, thank you very much. I appreciate that. And perfect timing, too.

Speaking to that, Amy has the Morning Corny right now. And here we go. The Morning Corny. What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz? What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz? Cheese was. That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

That was the morning corny. You don't have to sell out that hard. That's pretty good. Amy keeps laughing from the next. That's not me selling it, by the way. That's a good one, though. I do like it. Hey, we're going to do Willett Uber in a minute.

Oh, yes. Where what's going to happen is lunchbox will go out and we'll call it Uber. And he has divorce papers, which I have right here. And so what he's going to say is, hey, man, these are my divorce papers. And they're legitimate divorce papers. It says that... Did you find those online? First Circuit.

Davis County. Final number 106. Who's are these? Oh my gosh. That's someone's. You just printed them off? So what he's going to do is give them to the Uber drivers.

I need you to deliver these to this girl over at the gas. And so the Uber driver's going to drive over to Morgan number two. Amazing. And deliver the divorce papers. Or Willie. Oh, yeah.

Will it Uber. All right. Here you go. That's weird to hold those, huh? Yeah. So where did you get those again? I don't know. Somebody's bag from here?

Why does it say Amy on here? Oh. What? Yeah. Amy, you forgot something. Yeah. El Chapo wants to tunnel to court during trial. Did you guys see this?

Because he's used to tunneling. That's comfortable for him. That's what he does. Guzman's attorneys have asked a Brooklyn federal judge to move their client's case to Manhattan's Southern District, arguing it's much more convenient for him to shuffle 200 yards down an underground tunnel connecting the courthouse. To get to the court these days, El Chapo is transported across the Brooklyn Bridge via most. motorcade and a procession that closes the bridge involves just 20, 30, marked and unmarked police cars, armored cars, emergency.

Because they think someone's going to take it down and try to get them out of there. So he wants to just tunnel in. He likes those tunnels. Six Pinson on the Richers, Lee Nash turns 42 years old today. Amy, are you familiar with Six Penson on the Richer? I mean, yeah, if you play me their song, I could sing it. Amy. Yeah, she goes.

It's your song. That's your song, A. There she goes. That's play her in that song. That's right. So, fun fact, this actually wasn't their song. This is a cover song. You know that, right?

Yes, but who was it? I think it was a band called The Laws. Oh, I did not know. The L-A-S. I think it's the Laws. It's like a punk band. It's like, there she goes. There she goes again.

That's your wheelhouse. Oh, yeah, the laws. Is that what it is? Yeah. They also had this song. They just don't make music like they used to. I'll show you. I sure don't.

Come on, kiss me. Strike up the band and make the five lines dance, Silver Moons Spark. Kiss me. That's a jam, huh? Remember on She's All That? No. Is that a call?

Yeah, I think so. Yeah, when she comes down the stairs. Man, that's a jam. Amy's like, I've never heard that song before. Like, no, no. Every time you win a game, that's your song. Yeah, I'm stupid. We do a segment called Will It Uber,

where we try to see if these Uber drivers will pick up ridiculous things. And so, hey, Lunchbox, you there? Man, it's a big day in my life. So what's happening is Lunchbox has a big stack of divorce papers. He's going to give it to the Uber driver and go, hey, man, I need you to Uber these over to my wife. Tell her that, tell him that she doesn't know they're coming.

It's a surprise. Yeah. I finally get my freedom back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How far out is the Uber car right now? How far out? One minute away. Okay, so if you're not familiar, Uber's an app, you push the button,

and basically a car comes to you and you get in and it drives you somewhere, then it charges you. It's like a taxi cab, but on your phone, you push your button. And so they'll pretty much transport any person, and we try to transport funny things. So we're going to do divorce papers right now. What kind of car you look for? Oh, Judge is pulling up.

Oh, here we go. Pulling up right now. Here we go. What's he driving? Oh, he's got a Nebraska. He's a cornhusker. Okay. He's got a Nebraska. All right, here we go. Hold on one second.

Lunchbox is giving him divorce papers to Uber. I'm going to, man. How you doing, man? Oh, look. My wife is going to be at the gas station. She's in a white jeep. And I'm finally getting my freedom back. These are divorce papers.

Okay. She doesn't know they're coming. Okay. Justin, I'm going to leave me right here. If you're going to give them to it, because I make my day, man. I'm going to get my freedom back, my man. You know what I'm going to hear all right? Like, she messed with the wrong guy.

You know what I'm saying? Thank you, man. All right. Hey, Justin's excited. I'm getting divorced. He's out of here. Yeah? Okay, so he's got him in the back seat of his car.

That's exciting. I can't really hear lunchbox. He's like sitting on the phone. Okay. Oh, we're going to drive down. I had the phone upside down. Oh, my goodness. He was talking in the wrong end of the phone.

Okay. Hey, let me tell you, that Justin was so pumped. I can't believe it. Okay. Come up back in. Morgan, lunchbox, I'm going to hang up on you. Come back inside. Okay, I'm divorced. Okay, not yet. She doesn't get the papers.

But Morgan number two is standing by. Hey, Morgan number two. Yeah, what's up? Okay, he's about three minutes away. Okay, I'm pulling into the gas station right now. Okay, so just sit there in your Jeep. He's looking for a white Jeep, and he's going to go up to you, and I want you to play shocked. Okay. Are you listening to the radio right now, or is that Amy's room?

That might be Amy. Okay. So, when. he comes to you, be like, excuse me, and I mean, even sell it. Like, be emotional. Yeah, like, throw the papers all over the street. Like, what is this? Okay. Okay. I can do this.

She can do this. We're playing Will at Uber right now. Okay, standby. They're going to come in in one second and tell me what the update of the car is. I stopped doing it on my phone. Good, smart. Well, my rating was going down. Well, and you're traveling everywhere, so you need rides in different cities. So whose account is getting a bad rating now? I don't know. I don't care. Oh, okay.

It's not mine, so that's good. I did it like 10 times in a row, and my rating kept going down. So people have to give people. I wish they had notes. This guy has tried to send pizzas. He's seen a Jason Aldine cut out. Pool floaties.

Live turkey. Snakes. Mike, how far out of the car? Three minutes. Okay, Morgan number two, you still there? Yep, I'm here. Okay, we're three minutes out. So he's going to deliver the divorce papers to Morgan number two.

she's going to act like she doesn't know and get it a little emotional. We're going to see if the Uber. It says right now is pulling in. Do you see him, Morgan, number two? He's driving on an acuad. Yeah, I think I see him.

Okay. Go ahead and wave him over. Like, hey, I don't know what you would do. If you don't know they're coming, how do you? No, no, no. I think he's about to park next to me. Okay, here we go. Ladies and gentlemen, listening right now,

this could be a great moment in Bollone Show history. Let's see if he delivers the papers. Do you see the car? I see the car. Okay. Does he see you? No, I don't think he sees me. I think he just drove by me.

Hold on. He's turning around. I see him. Oh, man. Summons her with the divorce paper. Maybe he's getting nervous. Oh. I'm like super nervous right now.

Oh, you're about to get divorced. Yeah, I know. I understand that. I mean, it's not pleasant. What do you want to be? Oh, he's parking next to me. Okay, it's happening. Here we go.

Will it Uber? Is he walking up to the truck? Morgan? What's happening, Morgan? Yep. Yep, he's looking at me. Alright, okay, here we go. He's looking at her. Getting the doorkeepers out of the car. Oh, okay, oh, oh, oh.

He walking over to you? Wait, he walked inside. I think he's nervous. Walked inside. Oh, okay, so open your door and be like, hey, are you looking for me? You might have to go to the bait. Hold on, hold on. I'm sure it's the Uber driver? She's falling around.

I'm sorry, what? Are you waiting for papers? Paper? Yeah. Like what kind of papers? The horse papers. What? Divorce paper.

Is there like a name on it? I hope I'm not getting divorced. No, there's a Morgan. Yeah, that's me. That's you? Those are mine? There's a Morgan told me to drop off divorce papers. He was divorcing me?

Is it 2043 Woodmont Littleboard? Yeah, that's my home Were you supposed to meet him here? Yeah, my husband Sorry Just take the papers I feel bad for him Oh my

She's crying Just take the papers I don't know Keep making him feel bad He's a paper Oh god His wife was definitely not expecting These papers

Oh, he's gonna hear it from me Why he put you through that I'm really sorry Oh why you're I'm sorry for what's going on. I don't know what to say. I've never had that through question.

Thank you. He just walked away from me. Wow, wow, yes. Great job. Somebody get her an Oscar or Emmy. Yeah, yeah, both. Yeah. Wow.

And what a good Uber driver. Oh, yeah, I felt uncomfortable. Well, yeah, I felt uncomfortable. I was part of the joke. We're going to tip the crap out of him. Yeah. Whose account is that? Not mine.

Tip the crap out of my. Give him a lot of money. Give them all the monies. All right. Thank you, Morgan, number two. The answer, will and Uber? Yes, it will. Yes, it will.

Thank you very much. Thank you. All right, Morgan number two, come on back. You did great. All right. All right, there is. Wow, wow. Take a breath after that one.

It's nice. That was nice. Boy, he had two good ones in a row. Eddie almost gets in a fight with the last guy. Yeah, I asked him how big a boy he was. That wasn't a good question. And then I said, do it again. You're like, how big a boy are you?

He didn't like that. Amy's asking me if I'm still on the bumble. app, the dating app. You're not, right? Well, here's what I am. I actually matched with someone. Oh, great. I know.

What does that mean? You going on a date? No, it doesn't mean anything. It means... Well, you start talking. They have to come to you first. Okay, so that means that you okayed her to come to you. The whole thing's weird.

And I would never do this because it's kind of vulnerable to me. Don't read it out loud more, number two, but I will let you read my conversation. Okay. Because what happens is... Oh, so this is a conversation between you. You too. Yeah. Tell me how I'm doing because my thing, I don't know what to say these people.

And so she messaged me. I'll read you part of it. She goes, hey, I don't have a cute opening line. She said that. Yeah. And I said, but I require a cute opening line. Okay, it's funny. And then my thing with anyone, I always ask, I'm here, are you catfishing me?

That's what I say to everybody. That was your third? No, that's what I say inside of it. You said that? Oh, my goodness. I think that's fine. I just want to know. I've been catfish before.

I'm not trying to have that again. Here, tell me, give me a grade. You can read our conversation. Don't say what she does or anything. Because Morgan number two is back in the studio. After her great action. Yeah. There he goes.

But I've never matched with anyone on this thing before. This is it. This is number one. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. She's reading over it.

She's not going to read it out loud? Yeah, I thought she's reading it out loud. No, no, we don't. Let her read it and they give her review. She's reading over it. There's not that much of nylon. She's laughing. What do you think about that?

You did great. I think you get an A. An A. Hey, look at me. Wow, that's a good grade. You're the only one clapping. Okay. Now I'm reading it out loud.

She's flirting hard with you. Okay. Well, yeah, she picked him. Yeah, but she's flirting pretty good back. But then why is she flirting? Because I'm on the radio. How's Bobby's flirt again? I mean, they're both, like, really good.

There's a really good conversation going. Are we sure about this? Like, without knowing, we can't, I can't determine. Okay, I'll tell you what. You can read it back and forth, but instead of her job, just say, I am a ninja turtle. Okay, nice. Okay, go ahead.

So you can start. Okay. Her. Her. I don't have a cute opening line, Bobby, but I require a cute opening line. Oh no. Emoji guy hands in his hands in the air. You don't read all the emojis.

I like that. But the emojis are good. Okay. She says, well then sir, you're going to be sorely disappointed by me. Guess we're doomed. And then you ask, what's a ninja turtle? Right. She has a job on her thing.

Okay. And I say, what's this job? What's the ninja turtle? And then she said she got pooped on by an animal today after talking about her job. And you said that's one of my favorite songs, pooped on by an opossum. Possum. Did she laugh at that? I like that's so awkward right now.

I'm exposing. I'm giving you my innermost workings right now. Go ahead. And then Bobby goes, are you a catfish? And then she goes, I just had to Google pooped on by a possum to see if it really is a song. It is not. and then you said the fishing emoji with question marks and she goes question marks what

and you go you know a dude acting like a woman when you catfish someone and she goes ha ha are you saying that I get off a manly vibe maybe you're a catfish then it was a trouble that might be silence and then she says yes or you said yes I'm a 61 year old woman with her cats tricking other women you caught me

and she said oh my gosh same also it's a bit presumptuous to think you'd be catfish don't you think I don't know 39-year-old men were the ideal target for catfishers and you go 38. And she goes, ha-ha, sorry, my bad. There you go. It's kind of cute. Okay, wait.

Are we talking about how old she is? We're not, because, I mean, I can, but she's, she's younger? Yeah. Okay. Well, we don't know. We don't know. I mean, duh. Go ahead.

He ain't going older. Okay, so tell me how old she is. That's okay, you can say. She is. Hold on going to her profile. She's really cute. She's 26. She's a 26-year-old Ninja Turtle.

Wait, no, no, you don't know it really a ninja turtle. But she's not really a Ninja Turtle. We put that there instead of her job. Amy. She's really cute. Well, listen. Really cute. Yeah.

Let's see. Yeah, let's see her. Can we see? Yeah. Oh, it's okay. Come on. Let's get off this subject, though. We will, but after we see her.

I just showed all my insides and showed you, Mike, the text. You think the little jokey jokes are a little too much? Probably. Eddie, I don't know how to do any of this. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Bobby, there's a good pick. I didn't pick her.

of humor though. I mean, but there's a lot. I know, we're just going back. I'm just going through all of them right now. Here, lunch, let me see. Yeah, check them out. All right, enough. Oh, she's cute. Yeah. Okay. That Christmas one's real good. That is a nice picture.

Okay. All right, I'm done with this. She's got a cute family. I'm done with this whole thing. All right, thank you, Eddie. Oh, man. Good catch. I didn't catch anything. Well, she picked you. Nice work. Yeah. Have you flirty yet today with her? he's not answering. I'm kind of done with this.

Was that all last night? Nothing to do that? No, something was this morning. But again, I wonder why... This morning. Whoa! This morning.

He messaged me. That's what I'm talking about. But I'm going... Oh, that means that she thought of you right when she woke up. Exactly. Hold on, but here's my thing. I'm going, why in the world

with someone like that want to flirt with me? Come on. Oh my gosh. Dude, stop thinking like that. Just take it. No, it's a valid thought. It is a valid thought. Like, why in the world would someone want to talk to me?

Because you're awesome. No, no, no. Bobby's, but she doesn't know that he's awesome yet, because she doesn't know him yet. How does she even? Bobby's always said, if I was an accountant, would some of these people date me? No, because I'm not, I'm like good-looking accountant guy. But the point is, you're not an accountant, so you got to take advantage of your status. Does she know?

Who cares why she starts for it and with you? You reel her in, and then she's like, yeah. That's what she's like. Yeah. That's what she says. There you go. That's the only update for today. Thank you all for caring.

I'm wrap, wrap it up. Nice work, Bob. Thank you. Just tell her. You just say, I just told my friends about you. No. You ever been to an IKEA store? Yeah.

You walk into it and they're huge and you can buy everything. Like Eddie, imagine you go to a mall. I know you haven't been to an IKEA. Yeah. But imagine you go to a mall and every store is a different house and you can buy everything in the house from the spoons to the couches, right? That's pretty cool.

So that's what IKEA is and this dude sits on a couch at IKEA and the gun falls out of his pants. He doesn't realize it's gone. And then some kids are on the couch later and they find the gun. It's loaded and they pull the. trigger and it shoots in the IKEA. Whoa.

Nobody was hit. Thank goodness. But yeah, if you're that dude, you don't get to play with guns anymore. You don't get to have guns on you anymore. Is that the law? I mean, that's not the way the law works now, but it should. I'm not sure how it works. But if you have a gun and you have a concealed permit, but you don't know where it is

and it falls out of your pants. I mean, these kids could have shot themselves, got to shot somebody else. Crazy. Yeah, imagine. And if you're a kid, you probably think it's fake anyway. Like you're on a couch and IKEA and you find a gun. Of course you're going to pull the trigger. If you're a kid.

Yeah, so I read that this morning There was also this story of this woman She buys a Ferrari Big deal for her Because she'd been saving up for this Ferrari And they timed it As soon as she left the dealership 458 seconds till she wrecked it

Wow She run into something? Yeah, it crashed into it Oh man Goodness You know what I wonder And I'll ask this to our listeners You ever get a car

And drive it off the lot and it Boom, wrecked Oh yeah. I did that with a rental. As soon as I rented it, I backed it up into a pool in the place. Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah, it was bad. At least it wasn't yours.

I know. In the clip, she can be seen waiting in a traffic light, bragging about being behind the wheel. And then, boom. She says, first time driving a Ferrari, this is truly the most amazing feeling. And then it shows her suddenly swerving out of control, slamming into a metal traffic barrier. Oh, and then into a BMW X3. Oh, man, even worse. caught on video. They timed it from the minute she drove

458 seconds, so you know, a few minutes. You know what makes me sad is that she's saved so much for this. She's been waiting for this moment. Dude, look at it. It's wet. Oh, she's on the road. She's on the road. She drives on the road and nails the middle. One used that power. Yeah, no, no. She loses, yeah. That's it.

That's too much power for. All caught on video. Cars done, total. The cars reported to have been bought for about $500,000. Oh, my goodness. Oh, man. Yeah, so you can call us if you ever did one of those.

877-Bobby. Because I bought cars before and I'm like, oh boy, hope I don't hit anything. I get really nervous about that. I got to take my car in today because my door got dinged hard by somebody.

Uh-oh. Come leave in town, go back on Book Tour, and somebody smashed my door with their car door and didn't leave a note or anything. No note. Huge scratch, huge paint

down the side of my car door. Oh, you saw it. Oh, It's the one that I saw. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty bad, man. When do I get in the passenger side?

When do I get in the passengers on my car? And that's the problem with it is like, that could have been done months ago and you just would have never known. My light in my yard, the Eddie's wife drove over. So what else is going on in your life? I got the bill and it's over $100 and I sent you the bill and I want the money. I didn't see it. You did too because you commented on it. Yes, you reposted it.

You reposted it. So I had a light in my yard, the Eddie's wife drove over and smashed it. Did you see my reply? And I will, that's your bill. You need to call them back and say, is that the best price you can give me? And ask them too, because this works for me. Do you have any coupons? Did you ask that at the store?

It's not a coupon. It's a guy who came out and replaced it. Do you guys have any coupons? That's the money you owe me. Or I get to go to your house and break sometimes. You're on the clock, 30 days. Oh, great. You are on the clock.

Angie. Yes. What's happening? Hey, what's happening with you? I've got a little exciting news for you. Okay. The Arkansas Razor Bag. are in the World Series,

and I just wondered if you happened to be following them. Of course. I watched the game last night. Yeah, I mean, I've been following them all through. The regionals, the Super Regionals, the College World Series. Yeah, I plan for a national championship. One went away from being in Oregon State. By the way, I am following it.

I'm diehard. So, yes. I'm diehard too. So I was just wondering if you were watching. I'm glad you watched last night. I did, too. Thank you very much. Yeah, I watched that.

Watch a little bit of Jessica Jones last night. I have a question for you. Yeah. Just see all those fans? I mean, there was definitely dominating Arkansas fans versus Oregon State. Did you wish you were there? Absolutely.

If I wasn't on book tour, I would be there. Man. But I have obligations to my book company that I have to go do things. Because those fans showed up. Yeah, I'd be there. I'd be there for sure. That's pretty cool.

So, yeah, it makes me sad a little bit. But hey, thank you for the car. I appreciate that. Hey, we're talking about this car and this car leaves the car dealership and boom, has a wreck immediately. It was a Ferrari. This woman's like, check out my Ferrari.

And then I think they timed her at 4156 seconds from the minute she drove out until she totaled the car. Hey, you're on the air. Thank you for calling Erica and Austin. Hi. So you have this car, right? Yes. And what happens to you?

So I had just signed the papers, and I was walking outside, getting my handshakes, and just walking to the driver's side door, and a motorcycle had just parked. They got off. They didn't put their stick down, and their big Harley just ran ride into me. So the motorcycle crashed into your car on the lot? on the lot. I hadn't had even driven the car other than the test drive. So what do they say when that happens? So the dealership, the dealership just says, sorry, not our responsibility. You already signed the car. So it's on us to figure it out.

Wow. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. How long ago was this? This was in 2014. And you still haven't figured it out? No, now we have. Okay, all right, right. How'd that all settle out? Did they end up paying for at the motorcycle place or the motorcycle driver? Yeah, the motorcycle driver, they paid.

I had to chase her down a little bit for the rental car fee, but other than that, yeah, she paid. Ended up paying $2,000 for a few scratches. Oh, my goodness. Hey, thank you for that call. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good.

This 18-year-old kid named Caleb was saving money to buy a car, like a lot of 18-year-olds do. But decided to use that money instead to go on a mission trip to help those in need. But he got his wheels after all, thanks to the generosity of a North Carolina couple. Daniel Ashley and his wife, Callie, heard about the sacrifice that he made where he saved him for a car and they said, you know what, I'm going to use this to go help people instead. So instead, they got him a shiny Nissan truck. They donated to him. Wow.

And they also helped him in organizing his next mission trip. Love it. Look at that family right there. How about it? Yeah. Daniel Ashley and Callie? What up? Nice of you.

Lunchbox can use a new car, huh? I could use a new car. Yeah, if anybody wants to donate. What? By the way, what's up with that, by the way? What? You're about to have a baby. You're in a minivan.

No, the baby will ride in the back seat. You're strapping the car seat. Is that what the plan is? I know your ultimate has, how many miles? $196,000. Ooh. Do you miss in a couple door handles? But do you worry about the car breaking down

now that the baby's going to be in it? No, but I do. think I need to update my tags because they're five years old. Yeah, you do. Well, that really doesn't affect the safety of the baby. I don't think so. Yeah, but no, I'm not worried about it. It gets me from, I'm not worried about me breaking down, so why

would I be even more worried when a baby's in there? It's the same thing. So you're less worried about the baby than you are you? No, same worried. Because if I break down but not more worried about the baby. No. Okay. There you have it, folks. That's a tell me something good. Thank you. That was Tell Me Something Good.

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So there we have it. Best fiends. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Hey, Amy and Iowa, what's happening? Not much. He's driving my Sunday daycare. I appreciate you calling the show.

We were talking about this woman and she drives the car off the lot and wrecks it immediately. Has something like this happened to you? Yeah, actually, we were signing the papers to buy our car, had just finished signing them, and they came in and told us that their detailer land our car.

car into the side of the building. Oh. Oh, at least that wasn't you though, right? Right. So what happens? Do they just get you another one? They let us borrow a brand new one to drive for like two or three weeks until they got our sick. Oh, I mean, that's a bit unfortunate, but at least it wasn't you who did it. Lunchbox? But it takes down the value of your car, so they should give you a brand new car. Oh, I agree with that. Yes. Yes. That's right. That's not what happened? Did I miss that? No, they just fixed it. Yeah, they just fixed it. Oh, yeah, that's it. That's garbage. That's garbage. It's their fault.

They should just give you a new car and they should have to eat whatever car. Yeah, take it back today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See? Yeah. How'd you feel about that, Amy? I was really upset. I was actually like seven months pregnant at the time. So they got an earful from a pregnant lady. But I mean they gave you the beat-up car, right, eventually? They did

They just had to do some bodywork to it And then it was still having problems A couple weeks later So I took it back And was like, you need to like fix this Like right Yeah switch the car out They fixed it

So That's right I'm like much about I'm owning that place Yeah Put your name on the side of that building Yeah see Hey thank you for calling Appreciate you

Jennifer West Virginia Hello Ooh, you are on the air, Jennifer. Tell me your story. Oh, hey. Well, my husband and I went to a dealership to buy a car. He was really, you know, excited about getting it, wanted to get it. And I told him no, you know, we can't afford the payment.

We don't need this car. We don't need this car. I kept trying to talk him out of it. He finally decided, okay, I'm getting it no matter of what. We signed the papers and left the dealership. We were headed up to the interstate to go out to eat. It wasn't an hour after he bought the car. he sideswled the traffic comb

and took the passenger side mirror off of it. Yeah, that stinks. I was like, serves you right, buddy. Serves you right? Serves you right. Come on. Hey, thank you very much for that call. Appreciate that. Well, there you go.

Amy, anything you want to say about that? No. Okay. Amy's in a different room. She's in Austin. Yeah, so. I have no idea what she's even doing right now. I can't keep Amy paying attention when she's in the room. So I just imagine Amy's over there on her playing Candy Crush or Best Fiends or something.

Yes, go ahead. Okay, definitely paying attention, but you know I can't hear phone calls. Oh, yeah, that's true, too. Oh, yeah. That's true, too. My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad. Sorry about that. Yeah, yeah, thanks.

Thanks. My bad, my bad, dad. Hey, babe, I apologize from bottom of my heart. You accept my apology? Yes. All right, cool. How are things with your girlfriend, good? Yeah.

You guys still together? Yeah. Check in every day? Just make sure they're still together. Yeah, we're still together? Yeah, we're still together. Quiet Mike, aka Mike D. What do you guys talk about on FaceTime every night?

Because you don't live in the same city. You just kind of talk about each other's day and getting to know each other more? Are you going to see her tonight? I'll see her tonight. You have makeup on? No. Is that makeup? No, like this guy.

You know, I got to look at him. Maybe he's just glowing because he's in love. Are you in love? No. What do you mean? You have a girlfriend. You better say you're in love? In love?

I don't know. I don't know what 27. It's his first ever girlfriend. her first ever boyfriend. I'm sorry, I have a question. How do you have a girlfriend not be in love? Oh, I don't know that I've ever been in love. Like, in love.

I don't know what that is. Amy, help me on this. And maybe I don't, maybe I have it. I don't know what that is. It may just be from a movie. What love? In love. No, no, no, being in love, it's like you love someone.

You care for them. It's a feeling. But they just started dating. Yeah, and he said that she's his girlfriend. I've had girlfriends and I would never Oh, I think you loved them. Yeah, you just don't tell them that you love. I don't know what in love means.

You, okay. Go, Amy, go ahead. Say, tell what you're going to say? Yeah, I think that you have experienced love for sure, but part of you's in denial about it because you don't want to be that vulnerable to someone. Okay, but what about in love? Because I think that. Yeah, I think you're putting too much emphasis on in.

Like, you've been. A little two letter word. No, no, it's a thing, though, because in movies and TV shows and people talk about it, like the in love part is different than just loving someone. Because you can love someone and not be in love. Because that's like the part where you're like fat. It's like, oh, I just can't get to be right. Like totally infatuate.

Like, can't live without this person type situation. I agree in that you haven't been there, but that's because you haven't fully allowed yourself to go there. You have a wall up 100%. Hey, Dr. Phil. I'm just trying to ask about inside out over here, the cartoon movie. She's doing great. Who?

Amy is. Is she? Good stuff. All right. All right. I'm trying to change, though. The High Valley guys, you know, because she's, she's with me. Me.

Me. Me. No, what, because that girl. Yes, she. She's with me. Okay, whatever that song is. They came over to the house last night. We were talking, we're doing a bobby cast.

It goes up next week. And we were talking about that a little bit. In the backyard, we had a backyard talk, like a deep life backyard talk. About love? Yeah. That's good. They were just like, what's up with you? And I was like, ah, man, just trying to find my spot, like in life.

Now one of those guys, he's married. The other ones... They're both married. Oh, they're both married. I didn't know that. Yeah. Okay. I like those guys.

And they have that other song, because I'm going to make you mine. Yeah, like I'm opening up a little bit to people. Yeah. But you do know what love is, right? You know, here's the thing. I want to know what... I want to know what love is.

I want you to show me. I don't know. I think so. I think I have a love for all of you guys. Yeah, but not the kind of love we're talking about, right? right now. Okay. We're not in love.

You and I are not in love. But we love each other. Okay. Is that right? Amy, you want to hop in this? I mean. It's like Amy. Amy, you love Bobby.

You just, you guys aren't in love. Right. There's a difference in the kind of, but the love that I feel for him is not the love he has experienced with some of his girlfriends that he doesn't really want to admit he's experienced. There she goes again. She's good. It's partly that you've experienced it, but you could experience it on a deeper level, that in-word, the in-love part, but you cut it off.

You're like, nope, not going to go there. All right. Well, hey, listen, thank you for your time, everyone. And I know you've experienced receiving love from those girls because they have loved you. Oh, yeah. That is love. Absolutely. How they've treated you, that's love.

I don't know why they do it. Which is crazy because you allow yourself to receive it for a little bit, but when it gets too much, That's when you're like, okay, got to go by. And why do I do that, you think? Because honestly, you're scared and there. But why am I scared? Because you have abandonment issues from your childhood. And I think a lot of it stems from that.

And so you don't want to, if you don't allow yourself to experience that, you can't be hurt. Like if you keep that wall up, then they're not going to hurt you. All right. Time's up. That's what we do. I mean, you're no, that's, it's, it's, what you're doing is human. Like, there's nothing wrong with you, but you've got to start allowing it to happen or, and I know you want to. It's true.

I know you do. I've been working on it a little bit. All right. Thank you, Amy. Do you want to hear this one with meltdown on an airplane? Yes. Yeah. For some reason I like hearing of these.

Yes. I don't know why. I shouldn't. A tantrum that must be heard to believed. When this woman found her flight from Minneapolis to Rochester was being delayed, she was not pleased. And she had a mid-flight meltdown, okay? Here we go.

Get me you, fuck off the sacked! Whoa, whoa, whoa. That sounds like the devil's inside of her. Yeah, exorcist. Yeah, like, ah! Okay, okay, okay, okay. That means me sad. Yeah, that's sad, huh?

I mean, I still want to do hear it. Yeah, she has something going on. Wow, that's like the deep, er. Yeah. Like the Luke comb. part of that. Like, that's the scary part. That comes from the gut.

It's like, ugh. Yeah. Wow, during the intense one minute, 20 second video, she curses, makes threats, acts erratically. Something has to be going on. Like, she had to react in a way that's not. Like, if she had to eat something or drink something or didn't get her medication.

Something there is happening that's not normal. Like, it's triggered and imbalance of some sort. And that sucks. But, man, she goes at it, huh? Well, she's going to town on them. Get me you f*** off this. I mean, she wants off the plane. Bones, what are you doing in this situation?

I'm filming. Yeah, you're recording. My phone is up and I mean, it's a story tape. She's not hurting anybody. No, no, no, no, no. All of it. And she doesn't sound like she's going to hurt anyone. No, of course not.

Get to you and fuck this. She feels like you're going to eat people. Oh, man. According to authorities, the woman became irate after the flight landed in Rochester, Minnesota due to a medical issue. And probably not. I don't think it's her medical issue. I think it was another one, right?

No, it has to be hers. Oh, no, I was thinking that's what made her mad. She's mad. Okay, I see what you're saying. I feel like she's a little angry. I mean, what's the third beat for, by the way? Yeah, I'm trying to figure what that word was. I got the first one. Give me the beep off this. Okay, hold on.

Okay, I got that one. That's a bad one. Here we go. Get me a fuck off this. Yeah. Okay, I got the second one. It's easy. It's easy.

He's writing it down. Give me the bleep off this bleep. plain there aren't words Oh he's writing the three words that she says Okay Oh my goodness

Okay okay Okay Good one lunchbox I watch a lot of videos Street fights They have a lot of those Yeah what he wrote down Exactly what she said

Why do you like to watch street fights They're entertaining Oh bones And he likes the ones Where they're knocked out Like one punch And they just fall like dead It had to be one punch

But they just go stiff And they're like I hate that You ever been in a fist fight? Yeah seventh grade not like an adult does it count lunchbox like seven

like an adult one no no no since I'm an adult no you haven't done that in a while no I'm too old not since 12 right I mean I start I mean yeah

you might beat people up though huh yeah I started training UFC but never got in the ring did you ever actually punch somebody in the face yeah do you're in training no not in training oh yeah seventh grade well yeah

oh yeah hey Amy yeah if I were to Ask you the last fight that you had with your husband. Would you know what it is? Yeah, hold on. I got to think about it. I could.

Oh, man, he would probably know better than, I know it was something I did. Shocking. I know it was something that I had attitude about. But we were really proud of ourselves of how quickly we resolved it. I definitely snapped at him about, oh, oh. Oh, okay. I know what it was. So he had been gone on a work trip,

and I had been, you know, handling kids the way in my way, but he had been gone. And that's the way we've been doing it for, like, days. And then he came in and tried to correct my son on how he was doing something. And I said, you know, it's kind of hard if you try to come in here after being gone. Oh, yeah, good. And disrupt. I mean, he's been gone working.

Yeah, I know. My wife does that to me all the time. though. Yeah, but I get he's been gone working, but maybe he should, before I have been allowing our son to do that. What was he doing? What was he doing? Then he's contradicting.

Well, it's so. What was your son doing that was in fight? Well, it's one of his dance moves that is like really like grinding on the floor. It's kind of a thing. I don't post it on social media because it's really not appropriate. Who's against it? my husband was just like, son, don't do, like, don't, you don't need to do that. But I want, I want our family to feel really safe inside our house and expressive and open

and be able to do whatever dance moves they want to do because I don't want it to block their creativity. I get it. I know the exact dance move to, by the way. Oh, Bobby has seen it. Yeah, he lays on the ground and like, no, no, no, no, no. I don't even know. Yeah, it's, it's bad.

Like I have never posted on social I think I've only videoed it like once or twice Wait wait wait wait can you No Eddie says don't explain it I need you explain it because is he It just looks like he's humping it like hardcore humming But he's just dancing he's seven year old kid He's just dancing right you guys are turning it into something

It's not it's just didn't No it is what it is Okay yes Yeah so he's just feeling the music You know and my husband's like Stop doing that don't And I'm like whoa whoa whoa you can't I've been letting him do it

So you can't come in here after being gone and tell him not to do it. So anyway, we had to take ourselves to our room and have a talk, my husband and I, and I was aggressive in the way I said it. The way I said it was wrong, and I had, I apologize. How did it all settle? Does he get to do, does Stevenson get to do the dance move or no? Yeah, yes.

It's settled to where he can keep doing it. He can keep doing it, but he, my husband wants to encourage him to think of other dance moves that are more appropriate. So now we're working on that. You're the most common fights that you have when you're home with your spouse. No, it doesn't not make the list. Okay, okay. Your son's grinding dance moves and not make the list.

Well, the fight was more so over how I reacted, but yeah. Number one, what to eat? That's the biggest fight people have. Oh, yeah. What are we going to eat about? What are we going to eat? Someone's over-drinking. Eddie?

Yeah, we've had that one. Yes. Bill's is at number three Big time I thought that we'd be higher I thought it'd be more than what to eat I thought I always thought money was number one Social media habits at home

Meaning you're always on your phone Oh yeah Oh yeah All the above Eddie and Amy are like Oh yeah yeah yeah And then household chores Yep

Oh no sure I'm telling you Amy's son though I like watch him He motivates me to try to dance better I see how he works his hips And I'm like oh And so I'd do that

And I try to Yeah I'm a dude I'm gonna do that floor dance When I get home Where you get on the floor If you do that What's up?

I don't know Your son loves to dance all the time That's his thing Yeah That video's like a little gym That just gets passed around It can't go public But

Sometimes friends ask for it Just if they need a good laugh Yeah Okay, well, thank you for sharing that story. What's your biggest fight, Eddie, at your house? Mine was yesterday. Yeah, my wife was mowing the lawn, and she ran out of gas, and she was like, hey, can you grab the mower and put some gas in it and bring it back in the garage?

And I was like, when I do it, like, I don't ask you to go bring the mower back in. She's like, I won't do the grass. I won't mow the grass anymore. So we fought about that. Who won? She did. I went and filled it up with gas and put it back in the garage, yeah. She wins all the time.

Oh, do you let her win? Yeah, for the most part. Like you mentioned the drinking one. She mentions that all the time. Like, you probably shouldn't drink during the week. And I'm like, fine, I won't. And then I don't. For a week.

And then I try it again next week. Let me fight about that. I appreciate your transparency. Yeah, no problem. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. Transmitting across America.

This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right. Nah, here are you. You know, our I Heart Radio music festival is coming up. And not only that, the outdoor stage is happening. happening. And there's a big VIP area and there are, it's basically like these little condos that it's air condition and there's bathrooms and VIP entrance. So if you're going to come out to the daytime stage, which Dustin Lynch is playing, uh, we're playing it, Bobby Bone's The Raging

Idiots, a little Uzi playing it, uh, do a Lepa. Right, I'm right on this, huh? A lot of acts, but if you're going to come, you want to VIP it, you're going to come out to Iheartradio.com slash tickets. So check that out. Iheartradio.com slash tickets and get in the Bobby Bonesweet. That's what it will be. Come hang out. It'd be good, right? Yeah.

We do it every year. Iheartradio.com slash tickets. Hey, Eddie, was your son asking what BFE is? Oh, my gosh, yes. From this Updown? From this Morgan Wallen song. Yes. I know it because we used to say that as a kid in Arkansas.

Oh, yeah. Well, they sing it and then they're just like, they're mumbled it because they don't know really what he's saying, but they're like, what is that? And I was like, BF, that's the town he's from. Turn it up down, up down, up down. We just holding it down BFE Tennessee

That's where he's from That's not it though I know it's not Why? BF. You're going to tell him You're going to tell your kids what it is? Does everybody know what it is?

I'm going to say it's really far away It's a place that's really far away. It's bum, blank Egypt, right? Yes. Who doesn't know that? Did everybody know what BFE means? Everybody knew that? Yes.

I can't assign everybody's mind But I assume Did you know that, Mike? Okay. Raymond, did you know BFE's bum? I think the B stands for butt. Okay, see, there's different things. Really? No.

No. Raymundo. Isn't that what you said? No, bum. No, but. 100%. Bum. Do we all have it wrong?

My point is nobody knew it ever. I need to Google it. Oh, it is. It's either or. It says, bum or butt. It says it right there on offensive language.com. That's right. That's a problem with that song

You gotta go with the sanitized version And bum Oh man I'm laughing too hard at that I didn't I would never think it was butt Dude just think you're like kids over the line for me Yes that's terrible Much like a 10 year old

Holy cow I get tears of my eyes Amy what did you think it was bummer butt But You did Amy You thought it was butt too It is

It is I thought it was like Guys, that's, that's raunchy. That's so raunchy. It's bum. No, Eddie, like get this up. Isn't bum a form of butt? Yes.

It is, but saying butt with Fee. No, but I honestly thought Bobby was just trying to be PC for radio. No. No. Wait, Mike D. What did you think was bummer butt? I thought it was butt. Yeah. Eddie, were there only two thought it was bummed?

I've always called it bum. Me too. This is like that button up, button down debate again. But I was right about that. It's butt. What's the first option to give you on obscene language or whatever? Bum. Okay, so bum is probably the most popular.

Bum is first. So the first definition is bum. Yeah. There's even an article on it. Like, what does Morgan Wallin mean? And it says bum. Oh, good for him. Well, we laughed about that segment we just did all during that song.

I think Eddie's sending a tweet to Morgan Wallin right now asking him what you. I want to know the real answer. Send it a little T-Hub too. I think he wrote that together. Okay. T-Hub. Did they think it's bum F. Egypt or butt F. Egypt? That's funny, man.

I never thought about that. Okay. Over to Amy. You never knew there was something to think about. Excuse me? I just thought of his butt. No. That's so raunchy.

That's so gross. Bum and butt are the same thing. They're not, though. No. They're not. Like, bum is a place. That's the thing. Okay, over to Amy with the pile.

Here we go. The Babon Show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So if you're trying to relax or go to sleep or do whatever, you know how you play lullabies for babies and it puts them in that mood to go to bed? Well, some adults are saying we should all be doing it, even as grownups. Before we go to bed, if we want to get into that space, you should turn on lullabies, but it can be like our kind of music.

So, for example, this is Bruno Mars, Uptown Funk. Yeah. We just out here in B.F.E. Julio, get the stretch Yeah, yeah Or be like Our song is a slam screen Oh, I love it

When it's BFE And you don't know All right Shake it off You know what I do Am I'm going to tell you the truth here Is that I have slept In my home

Now I can't do it in hotels yet Because I'm not comfortable But in my home The past five sleeps I've had I've had the TV off Never in my life It's a record for me Last night I turn

What I do is I get my iHeart radio app And I have the all access And I put it on the 90s acoustic channel. I like the 90s acoustic. And so I listen to that and I fall asleep. And then by the time I wake up, the playlist is over. And it's quiet. And I sleep like a baby.

It's amazing. But yeah, I've been sleeping pretty good lately. What else do you have, I'm? Love that. Okay, so 50% of people say that they avoid shaking hands of their people because they're worried about the other person's germs. And Bobby, I thought of you when I read this because they listed all the different ways they, you know, the ways they avoid people. like things that they do. So if you don't want to shake hands with someone,

you can act like you're looking. Can I tell you mine? Oh yeah. Because I do it all the time with people. What? Because I don't like to touch you. I don't like to touch Eddie, much less true. Just people in general, think of how gross you are, right?

And you're not even that gross. I'm talking about you in general listening. Like think of how gross each person is right now. You're driving your car. You're listening on your phone. Think about the things you do when no one's looking. That's gross. And then probably the sphere of all grossness,

you're not in the grossest part. So if you're that grossest, Think of how gross other people are. And so I'll do things like, I'll even, like, go aggressively after the side hug. Because you're not getting germs to somebody's hip. Your hands, it's probably been in somebody's butt. They've been spitting on them.

I'll do daps. They're chicken wing. Yeah, they say they do that. I think we should kind of adopt the Asian culture bowing. I mean, how great is that? You don't even touch each other, but you still show respect. Come on. What do you have over there, him?

Well, some people, they'll pretend to get a phone call real quick, kind of be like, oh, hey, you got to go take this phone. Yeah, they act like they're looking for something in their purse or their backpack. Pretend to be sick by faking a cough to the other person doesn't initiate the handshake. Think about when artists come in here. And I, I'm like, I don't want to touch anybody. It's what do I do. I don't feel good. You don't want to come near me.

You do that. You do that. You do that. You do that. You do that. What else? Okay. And then this one, this is sort of your fun water cooler talk fact of the day.

bubble wrap was invented to be 3D wallpaper. That's it. It wasn't invented to be bubble wrap for packing. But here's the thing. The idea for the wallpaper never took off. And the guys who created it realized it could be used as packing material. So that's what ended up happening. And Viagra was blood pressure medicine.

Yes. That's true. Another fun fact. Yep. All right. There it is. Did you imagine that being your wallpaper at home? me just pop up at all the time.

Actually, I can imagine, yeah. Sure. Would it be? Never took off. Would not. No, but I can imagine it. Okay. I hate when you do that because I'm not being literal.

But you said imagine. You asked me the question. Can you imagine it being? And I said, yes, I can. This is why you and your husband fight, Amy, because you put me in bad situations and I answer it. And then all of a sudden, I'm the bad guy. All right.

We done? Yeah, and that's my pile. All right. Thank you very much. That was Amy's pile of story. By the way, my, I'll say this, because I'm leaving to go to a book tour for the rest of the week, but my, you can download and listen to my book too. Does that count, by the way, in you guys' mind reading a book? Yeah. Listen to audiobook. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't. No. Because I feel like it does, because you're taking in the same information. Yeah, you know the story. It's all about information. Sometimes I do both. So I read podcasts. It's not a book. It's not also written. But I do listen to a podcast. I listen to the what you should know podcast, right? And so I listen to that one a lot. And it's just, it's just, like I read things. I would listen to a whole one in North Korea. That was fantastic. And I know all this stuff, same thing I got to get from reading it.

Anyway, just a debate. My book's an audiobook or it's on iTunes, but I wonder if that counts is reading it. And you say no. Now you listen to it. Eddie? No, it's reading it. Same thing. I think so too. Yeah, I think so too. Amy? Yeah. I think it's like you've read the book. Is it but or bum? Don't start that again. Okay, sorry. Sorry. And that's it for today. Bentley will be in tomorrow. You can check out the Brett Eldridge Bobbycast. Just search Bobbycast on Iheart Radio or iTunes.

We're going to go. Hope you have a good one. Hope your Wednesday's rocking. Amy, thank you. Thank you, guys. And we'll see you here, bright and early tomorrow. Thank you, bye, everybody. Come on, Bobby Pong, show.

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