The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Has Freak Out Moment During Rock Climbing Date + How Was Your Proposal Ruined? + Bobby On How Make Up Testers Are Making You Sick!
Episode Date: November 18, 2019Bobby went on a rock climbing date over the weekend and had a freak out moment after getting a flashback from his episode of Running Wild with Bear Grylls. Bobby talks about a proposal where a guy los...t the wedding ring in the ocean…and then takes calls on how listeners proposals were ruined. Plus, how make up testers can make you really sick! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Bobby Bones post-show pre-show.
There's a lot happening in this studio right now.
The show's over Monday, November 18th.
Amy is just going on and on about some splinter.
She comes up to me, first of all, not as a splinter.
As soon as it shows over, she goes, I think my thumb's falling off.
It could.
A little dramatic.
And I'm known to be dramatic, too.
But I'm like, what do you mean?
Just look at it.
It's a splinter.
It's swelling up and getting red and really,
irritated. But your body's doing the right thing.
It's supposed to try to push it out.
But it's... Okay.
You mean to bite it and get it out that way?
I can see. All I need is a pair of tweezers and I'll get it. I see it.
You'll be it, I'll get out of my teeth.
No, I don't think that'll work. It's fierce.
It's a little bit of the...
Okay. What's the splinter from?
Don't know. I've had it for like a week.
But this is when it's starting to really get irritated and do something weird.
It's pushing it out. I got to get it out.
No, it's actually doing what it's supposed to do.
Well, it needs to hurry up.
Okay, we'll rush it.
You'll be okay.
You think you can do this?
Or you got to go boo-boo police?
No, I can do this.
I did the whole show with it.
Oh, wow.
You're amazing.
You're working with pain.
Yeah, I've been injured for a week.
Here's something.
Costco is selling one of the most expensive hams in the world.
By the way, it was at $1,000 for the whole ham.
Oh, my gosh.
They have marked it down to $560.
Iberico ham is one of the most expensive meat you can purchase.
boasting a rich flavor and velvety texture,
a single leg of this decadent meat costs more than a thousand bucks.
What the...
It says, is it worth the flavor?
Absolutely.
I'll be at the price is a little steep.
Little!
Here, I'll show you, little.
Get the camera.
Please don't.
Costco is selling the meat for a fraction of the price because it's Costco.
$560 bucks.
I just wonder if you put this meat next to other good meat
and you go, okay, which one's a more expensive one
if you could really taste the difference?
I think you would.
For more context, food, but it's all about how you cook it, right?
Not necessarily.
Like, sometimes you get a bad, like I like cooking fajitas.
Sometimes you just get a bad batch.
It's just not good.
I cook it the exact same way every time,
and it's like, man, that just wasn't good.
What if you get a bad batch of the alberico ham or whatever?
It's probably possible too.
Speaking of food, this is a competitive eater.
She is 5 foot 5.
this is a little 25-year-old 5-foot-5.
She ate this sub-3-foot-long hot dog.
It looks like a sub-s sandwich,
but it's a 3-foot-long hot dog in a bun.
Again, it's almost as tall as she is.
And she ate the whole thing.
It's pork, beef, and bacon, brought worse,
topped with five types of bacon, melted cheese,
bacon flared potato chips on it,
bacon jam, bacon mayo.
60 bucks, intended to feed a family of 4 to 5.
She was able to eat the whole thing in 25 minutes.
Whoa!
Yeah, I mean, she's a competitive eater.
Crazy how they work.
Like, hey, Mike, do you read much about these competitive eaters?
Like, how do they do their bodies?
Do they stretch their stomachs?
Like, what's the deal here?
I think they, like, stretch their stomachs with water like the night before?
Mm-hmm.
And it just, like, expands so they can fit a lot in.
Crazy.
They stretch it with water?
Yeah, they drink a lot of water.
It's crazy that someone five-foot-five could eat that whole thing.
A Canadian guy wears shorts every day for 18 years, thanks to a bad football bet.
18 years ago
This guy Chris, a fan of the Winnipeg Blue Bombers,
a Canadian Football League team,
vowed to only wear shorts
and not pants until his team won a championship.
Oh.
It's still no championship?
The team hasn't won a championship.
Come on, guys.
18 years later, he's followed through
wearing shorts every day,
even in the bad weather that Canada gets.
Despite seeing the team advance in the CFL playoffs,
he says,
I'm going to keep wearing shorts
until they hit it.
so he says he'll even wear shorts to a funeral if he has to
the bet that the family knows about his pledge
that sucks huh
but you know what good for him
following through good for that guy
artificial intelligence can now predict if you're going to die
no I don't want to know that how researchers in Pennsylvania
have developed an artificial intelligence system that can predict if you're going to die in the next year
all you have to do is plug in the results from an ECG heart test
and they'll let you know the good or the bad news they looked at 1.77 million
electrocardiogram results from upwards of 400,000 people,
and they got it right most of the time.
So it's only the next year.
So if you're going to die next year.
Well, you're going to die.
Right, all right.
But it's not going to tell you when you're going to die.
Before I went on Bearer Girls, they made me do one of these tests.
Not the AI thing, but I had to do an EKG.
Heart test?
Well, so what they made me do is, one, brave elements,
but there was a lot of hiking, climbing, jumping,
and so to make sure that you can do that.
And there was a humongous crazy mountain had to come off of.
and so they test your heart
and they put all these things
all over my body and then take them.
To see if you can take all that?
That's crazy.
And I had to do a lot of stuff.
There was training, like swimming.
There's a lot of stuff I had to do before that show
that I couldn't talk about because one, I couldn't see
I was going on the show.
And then now I kind of can
and I can kind of say where I went.
Wait, when is it you were like
going to the Y and going swimming?
Was it because of that?
No.
Oh.
I just bought a membership.
Because, well, to be fair, yes.
Not for that, but I went
and had to swim and was like, oh yeah, I used to swim
and it was great exercise.
Okay.
So, yes, in a way.
And then I pivoted that into swimming a little bit.
And I've been gone so much.
I haven't been able to go.
So it messes up your hair like all that chlorine does.
So if I'm shooting idle, I don't swim,
but I will get back to it during the holiday.
And me and your husband have to play racquetball.
I know.
Yeah. Experts claim addiction to shopping
is a mental illness.
Addiction to shopping
Filled by online retailing should be
Classed as mental health condition
It does not classify it now
Unlike video
I mean if gambling at video games
Yeah
Are an addiction
What do you assume anything digital that gives you
Like a dopamine boost would also be considered
That same thing?
Yeah
I can see it
I'm not addicted but
I mean
I have moments
Where?
I shop a little bit and it does make me feel good
Like real good
So I could see if it was an addiction for somebody, how awesome it would feel.
Hey, Ray, is Hillary in there?
Mm-hmm.
I do want to bring her on for a second.
Utility Hillary works in the glass room.
Hey, Hillary, how are you?
I'm good.
Do we have any issue with the cones in the parking garage still?
Did lunchbox send the note out?
He did send the note out.
I haven't had any more missing cones.
What did the notes say, lunchbox?
I just let them know that we have artists coming in,
and if they want their paychecks to increase,
they will leave the cones where they're at because artist brings ratings,
ratings brings sales, which brings money to their pocketbooks and makes them happy.
And Mr. Orange Cone gets a little upset when you move him earlier than he's supposed to be moved.
And I have had no brushback.
Did anyone hit you back? Hit reply?
One person hit reply and goes, you know they're red, they're not orange.
That was it.
Got you.
There was no.
They're not orange?
I got a couple apologies like, yeah, that's disrespectful.
but nothing, like I thought I was going to get something like,
oh, you know, why don't you have the artist part downstairs, but nothing?
So I think we're okay, and everybody knows we mean business.
So they're moving them and then taking the spots and the artists get here and can't park.
Yes, that's what's happening.
And I just think that's so rude.
Like we have a cone there and I'm not going to make one of our guests park out back and walk around in the cold or just walk around.
I just think that's so rude.
If we have a cone there, you shouldn't park there.
And there's a lot of parking down below, right?
So it's not like there are no spots.
Right.
And the artists wouldn't be able to.
to get in that and then know where to go.
But they couldn't get in the door.
They're like two other beep doors.
Exactly.
You have to have a key. Well, lunchbox sent a note out.
It should be handled.
Yes.
Everything else good with you?
Everything's good. Doing good.
What's happening with your life?
Just working.
I feel like all I do is work, so nothing really outside of work.
That's a you thing.
I know.
I don't know what to do, though.
Well, if you want to prioritize, you can actually, for example, I got home Saturday.
I had a great off day on Sunday.
Like, I was like, I had the day off.
And I'm home.
There's no travel day.
A lot of my off days, I have a travel day to get home.
Then I'm tired.
And then I'm like, but it was home.
And you'll hear it later.
Went climbing rocks.
Not real rocks, fake rocks.
Inside.
Went to the smoothie place.
I watched a movie.
I give a review for later.
That peanut butter falcon.
Watch some office.
But I prioritize that, Hillary.
Yeah, I need to do better at that.
You're young.
You'll do dumb things for a while.
How old are you?
26.
Get plenty of time.
Just keep working. Forget I said any of that. At 26, you just need to be grinding away.
That's what I'm doing. That's what I tell Mike D.
I was like, eh, who cares? You don't need balance yet. Work up and save and then have balance later.
All right, Hillary. Everything else is good?
Yeah, everything's good. Just the parking situation. That's our only problem here.
We're good now. Thank you, Hillary.
Thank you.
Ramundo, who sings the Christmas song?
You talking about my new one?
Yeah, I mean, is it your new one?
Yeah, it's me and Eric Dodd.
What's it listed as?
Christmas.
Is it on streaming services yet?
Yeah.
No, no, no, not yeah.
Is it on streaming services?
He was supposed to do it, but Dodd's been busy.
They randomly put him on some crews where he's performing,
so he's been a little hands full with that.
What's it?
No, no, no, he doesn't have to do it.
Wait, what's it called Ray?
It's called White Claw Christmas.
And it's not up yet, though.
Dang it.
He was supposed to do that.
No, hold on, maybe it is.
White Claw Wednesday.
White Christmas.
Okay, it's not up.
Well, I hate to play it, then not have people.
have the opportunity to go and stream it.
I think it's fine like that. How long is it?
It's quick. We made it one minute and 50 seconds.
I'm talking, boom. The next thing you know the song's over and you want more.
That's how we love to do our songs.
Okay, let's play it.
It's very seasonal. It's going to get you in the mood for Christmas.
Let's play it. But if I give you the nod to pull it down, pull it down.
Absolutely.
Here is. Are you in this song?
Yeah, I'm in it a lot. They put me in it more than I even thought I was going to be.
Do you do a rapping again?
I do my rap. That's all I can come in for. I don't sing, but I rap.
Here's White Claw Christmas. It's Raymundo.
Eric Dodd and Bruce Wallace.
Who are these people?
The Bruce Wallace guy plays the guitar. Sorry, I didn't mention it.
But is he part of the song?
Yes.
Like in the track, it's going to say Eric Dodd, Bruce Willis, and Ray Wallace.
Oh, whoa.
I was like, dancing and good.
Featuring Die Hard.
Okay, here we go.
White Claw Christmas. Go ahead.
All right.
One, two.
This list.
Checked it more than twice.
Once a Versauchy bad.
Brand new jag.
a trip to paradise.
Bottle of Pappy Van Winkle,
Don Pernion, Christo was on that list.
Then I checked my balance on my AMX
and hit the Phillips 66.
It's looking like a white claw Christmas,
that new cool kind of beer.
Even got a couple claws from Mr. Claus
if he shows up around here.
We'll be feeling good in our neighborhood
and they just saw a reindeer.
Looking like a white clown Christmas this year.
It's a holiday.
is in Raymundo, back up in your ear.
It's part of time, I bathe's in time, and I'm rapping that Christmas shit.
I got a box in a bowl and a paper sack sitting under that target tree.
Them hard selves, they go down smooth.
It's a shotgun Christmas, see.
It's looking like a white claw on Christmas, that new cool kind of beer.
Even got a cup of claws from Mr. Paul's.
If he shows up around here, in our neighborhood, and they just saw a reindeer.
Looking like a white plum Christmas this year
Bruce Wallace y'all
Sisson Ray Mundo, peace and out.
It's a white claw Christmas time.
That's great.
So good.
Thank you.
It's fantastic.
Just laying down the hips,
one after another.
Looking like a white claw Christmas.
Wow.
Thanks, guys.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
That's good.
Funny.
When you do your rap part,
you have to do your rap part,
they kind of move it around.
I just did it once or twice,
and they tapped me when I was supposed to go in
because I can't hear the beat.
I could never do the thing live.
The only time I can do it is in a recording studio
when they tell me when to start singing.
But we had this dude that produced,
he went to Berkeley School of Music.
He's done like an Ariana Grande cut.
I was like, bring him in for this one, dude.
If we're going to do a Christmas one?
No.
He's just a producer guy.
I didn't get a shout out.
Dang.
Well, so good.
He's laughing at.
I thought he had Bruce Willis on his song.
I was like, hey, that's cool.
That's a Christmas treat for all of us.
Okay, well, that's good.
I like it.
That's funny, Raymond.
Nice job, buddy.
It's already in my head.
I don't know.
White for Christmas.
Bupo-Doo.
Do you have the hook?
Just the hook on the wall?
Yeah, I got you right there.
Mundo.
Here's a holiday season.
Ray Mundo.
Back up in your ear.
It's part of time.
I bays in time, and I'm rapping at Christmas shit.
I got a box in a bowl with a bowl with a
Paper sacks sitting on that target tree.
Damn hard selves.
They go down smooth.
It's a shotgun Christmas.
It's looking like a white claw Christmas, that new cool kind of beer.
Even got a cup of claws from Mr. Claus if he shows up around here.
We'll be feeling good in our neighborhood and they just saw a reindeer.
Looking like a white claw Christmas this year.
So does Ray write, Ray, do you write your own raps or do they write it for you?
I wrote a majority of it because we were trying to rhyme it
and I remember doing box and bow and paper sack.
None of those words rhyme.
That's what I'm saying, and that means that I did it.
They were good at rhyming, and then I would just come in and I'd say,
hey, we got to do a target tree because we got our tree at target.
And I said, we got to make it sound like we want white cloth for Christmas.
I'm not going to like spend a bunch of money on bay.
And then I just tell them that and then we go in on it.
That's great.
I love it.
Love it.
Love what you do.
But you guys know, the songwriters are talented.
The way they're able to put that together, I never knew that what's what the song was going to end up being.
Yeah.
We created it.
I know everybody says it in about an hour.
Song was done.
Rap City.
Those are the good ones.
It fell out.
We just sat down and it came.
That's what she said.
Okay, listen.
What's up?
Nothing.
We're done.
Rap.
Dunskies.
Dunskys.
There's a new Bobby cast up.
Eddie and I are talking about.
The big news stories from the week, but also they did a story on Billboard.
They did the top 25 artists of the lifetime, meaning influential.
And then Eddie and Mike turned into their own personal list of their favorite.
Our lifetime.
I didn't know they were going to do that.
I thought it was just my lifetime.
So Bobby picked an interesting one.
You have to listen to it.
It's like things we've seen in our life.
My version was things I've seen that were like, wow, I can't believe that happened in my life.
One of mine was really stupid, and I had to, like, defend it as I told it.
But then they started picking their favorite.
I didn't know what's the favorites of our life.
I was picking, like, crazy things that I'd seen in my life.
Like big artists.
Like Brittany.
Biggest.
Not my favorite.
But I've seen anything like that before ever.
Not the crazy one I put on my list, but search for the latest bobby cast.
Amy's got four things to Amy Brown, sore losers podcast.
Mike D, when did your movie podcast going up?
A couple weeks.
Mike D's movie podcast starts.
Dang.
Can't wait for that one.
Thank you very much.
Here's Monday's show.
Thank you very much.
Bye, everybody.
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I got a couple of these.
I think I'm going to do it the more you know first because I didn't know this.
So you're at more legal risk.
If you don't perform CPR on a stranger in need, then if you try to perform CPR and things go bad.
I'm confused.
Yeah.
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If it's a stranger, I don't understand the legal risk.
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Or what if they have a do not resuscitate bracelet
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You don't think to check on that?
I've never seen one of those.
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That was the first story I saw.
The second one was,
which is more important to people
and a romantic partner.
Sharing the same faith or rooting for the same team.
Oh, sharing the same faith.
For sure.
Sharing the same faith or rooting for the same team.
You know if they're offering it, it's going to be close,
which was the crazy part about it.
Religion for 53% of people.
Wow.
Three percent.
Fandom for the other 47%.
Wow.
Nobody roots for my teams.
I root for Arkansas.
I've already got to figure it out that someone's
going to have to somewhat be acclimated to the temperature of Arkansas, razorbacks inside of me.
And then I'll do the same for them, I'm sure.
But you kind of have to be in the same religious spectrum.
You don't even have to be the same denomination, I don't feel.
I don't feel.
Because I grew up Baptist, but, and I was never, you can only be with someone who's a Baptist.
Yeah, I think that's accurate.
You can be with a Catholic.
But, but yeah.
But you thought it would be easily religion, like 90?
I mean, I just didn't think of me that close.
Ed is your wife a Cowboys fan?
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The makeup samplers at stores are covered in diseases.
Why?
Why?
Because everybody's got their grubby paws in it.
Oh, I thought you meant the people that pass out samples.
Well, they probably are too.
The samplers.
I think everybody probably is covered in diseases.
Okay.
Everybody.
A new study examined the makeup samplers in stores
and found that they're covered in mold,
E. coli, staff, and MRSA, even herpes.
Oh, no way now.
So before you go and try lipstick or eye shadow
from the makeup counter, remember this,
that'd be a really bad way to get STD.
Yeah.
There are better ways.
You don't want it, but there are better ways.
A team from the NBC affiliate
in Charlotte, North Carolina
took a department store makeup sampler
to a lab and had it tested.
They grabbed 10 different types of makeup.
lipstick, mascara, eye shadow, blush, and all those things that I told you, including
Mercer, staff infection, herpes.
Oh, yeah, that's crazy.
I mean, oh, I know that sometimes I'm guilty.
But here's the thing.
They give you a little, like if it's lipstick, there's a little brush disposable that you
get and you're supposed to brush it on that and then put it on your lips.
Do you ever go into the sampler and use it?
Yes, but with a brush, but so you're telling me other people put it straight to their mouth.
Maybe, yeah, who knows what's happening?
Morgan number two, ever do this?
No, absolutely not.
But not even with a disposable brush?
No, I just don't touch them.
I'll just be like, I'll buy it, and maybe I'll just, like, return it or recycle or something.
That Mercer has such a bad deal.
When I met Eddie, he was in the hospital.
He almost died from it.
True story.
So you were in North Carolina.
Yeah, I was in North Carolina for a wedding, and I got one of those things on my leg.
It was an abscess, and it was Mercer, and I went to Duke Hospital for a week.
They kept him in the hospital for a week.
Yeah, but how did you get it?
Do you know?
Makeup, blush on his leg.
the sampler at the makeup store.
No, they never really told me.
They said I could have gotten anywhere.
Oh, wow.
Because I know it's caught like locker rooms.
And then if you're already in the hospital and you have an open wound, stuff like that, it happens.
But I just didn't know.
Yeah, you know how you got it?
No, they can never figure it out.
I mean, it was just kind of, I had it for two years, basically.
How sick did you get?
Like, how worried were they about you?
That was the worst.
That was, I mean, it was getting pretty big.
Usually it's like a quarter-sized thing.
and then it just kind of spread into like a softball size thing on my leg.
Did they think they'd have to like cut your leg off or anything?
No, they just, I had, like I said, I had it for two years, so no antibiotic was killing it at that point.
My body was resistant to every antibiotic.
So they were just pumping me with every single one that could possibly attack it.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
And in the hospital for a week, did you get that bill?
I did.
But I think I had good insurance at that time.
Just ran from it.
Yeah, I don't remember that bill.
He's like, don't talk about this anymore.
Let's go to Tasia in Austin.
Hey, Tasha, what's happening with you?
Hello?
Hey, you're on the air.
Hi.
So I want to tell you, I've been listening to y'all for 10-plus years,
and we went to the Raging Idiot Show in Austin,
and I had an absolute blast.
And Bobby, we tried to stick around to me, y'all, as long as we could,
but they kicked us out because we didn't have the pass us, so we tried.
But anyways, I wanted, I know, I wanted a review from Amy on,
on the Pelotron of treadmill
and to know if I need to get the weights and the stretchy bands
and the whole nine yards or just the treadmill itself.
What do you think about that?
Well, Bobby got me the full package,
so I got the weights and the stretchy bands,
and I will say that to me it's awesome to have.
I didn't have weights at home before that,
well, besides like my two-pound little dumbbells.
But I recommend getting it,
because there's boot camp classes on there,
and you'll need the weights for that.
Okay, perfect.
By the way, not a commercial.
No.
We didn't tell you to call in.
Did we, Tasia?
No, you didn't tell me to call in.
I've just been wanting one ever since she got one.
I looked them up and I'm like, oh, man, I really want a treadmill.
And that was like a great one to get.
It's so, it's so, thank you, Bobby.
You got to be careful with treadmills, though, because I buy stuff sometimes I never use it again.
Back in a day, I bought a pool table, never used it.
By a treadmill, never used it for like a week.
I got really excited about it and then turned into just laying clothes all over it.
I would say I use mine every day.
You do?
Pretty much.
Yeah.
Let's go over to Morgan number two.
Oh, hey, you have something else, Tasia?
No, I'm just going to say when I'll come back to Austin, maybe I'll get to meet you'll finally ever.
Okay.
You got it.
We'll come to your house.
All right.
Sorry, good.
We'll have a good one.
See you.
Bye.
By the way, we'll be in Louisville and Birmingham this weekend.
Eddie and I will be Friday, Louisville, Birmingham Saturday night.
Raging Idiots.com.
If you want to come, like the end of the tour.
We're going to add two more dates in January.
I don't want to say where yet.
Oh.
But it'd be great.
Morgan number two has got the show Skinny.
Let's go.
The latest from the Bobby Bones show.
Morgan number two is showcast Skinny.
Bobby had his raging idiots show in Las Vegas Friday night,
and he also went out for a friends going away party on Saturday night.
We have a friend who's moving to Europe.
And I was like, all right, I'm in town.
I'm going to go into this party, except it was at a bar.
And there were so many people.
All I kept thinking about is, I bet like a tenth of these people are affected with the flu.
It's flu season?
Mm-hmm.
And then I was talking.
And so my drink at a bar is it's now.
like three quarters
cranberry juice
one quarter club soda
I'm not a drinker
so and people leave me alone
and they're not like
who do you know drinking
it's like to stay out of that conversation
so it looks like a drink
I put a little lime on it
I'm drinking it but this one dude I was talking to
I was spitting all over me
in my cup talking
he was a spitter
he'd be like so the pickle
went then to pick up
and like I could feel his spit going
so you couldn't drink it
no as soon as he spit over me
I put it down
I was like okay I'm not drinking this
with his spit in it
So I got another one.
Started drinking it.
Here he comes back up again.
Hey, men, how's Peter Bamboo?
Pika, paca, paca.
And I was like, oh.
So I just avoided him the rest of the night
because he was a spitter.
But I know.
It was just too many people.
I'm not trying to get diseases.
Yeah.
It's like the makeup counter.
I try to do that.
But yeah, all I can think about
was that many people.
It was this place where it's like a,
not a bowling alley.
It was like a mini bowling alley.
It was called pins.
You be familiar with it?
No.
So, but there's a ton of people.
Sounds cute, though.
Look like a lot of people
having a good time.
But all I can think about was that a lot of them were sick
and they shouldn't be out.
All right, that's what I did.
And you talk to a spitter all night.
Yeah.
What else am I going to do?
Amy laid low over the weekend
because her husband's face is still out of control
and they went to bed.
Injured, by the way.
Yeah.
Like he's a scar going down it.
Yes.
They can't even sneeze because speaking of getting sick
like he's been sneezing,
but he has to like sneeze with his mouth open,
you would die.
But if he like does too much of his face,
he's scared that the stitches are going to rip open.
So he like sneezes every.
You're an impression of a sneeze.
Like everywhere, because he wants to keep everything like, you know, you just, you would die if you were near him when he sneezed because you would feel like you're getting all the diseases.
They also went to bed at 9 p.m. every night and house hunting over the weekend and she also hung out with her dad.
Okay.
There you go.
What else?
Lunchbox's wife, birthday was this weekend, and they couldn't find a babysitter so they didn't get to go see Garth Brooks.
Oh.
Dang.
Yeah, we got tickets on Thursday last minute.
and so trying to hunt down a babysitter.
We just couldn't get it done.
So I had to get tickets away and didn't get to go.
So her birthday of going to see Garth was more of,
all right, let's go to dinner and go look at some holiday lights.
Is y'all's babysitter list short?
Or do you not trust a lot of people?
Oh, very short.
Very short.
Reach out to me.
I know people.
Yeah, I didn't think about that.
I was just like, I called the ones I knew and they couldn't do it.
And I was like, well, oh, well.
Eddie was crashed dieting for the CMA Awards.
No, he wasn't.
No, he wasn't.
He said he was, but he was secretly eating tacos.
Let her finish.
We saw him.
She's got a story to tell.
He was like, I'm not having carbs, but I'm going to have a fried tacos.
Come on.
Go ahead.
I'm sorry, Morgan, number two.
But since then, he's gotten out of control.
No, he was out of control before then.
That crash diet doesn't work, bones.
You were right about that.
You never dieted.
I tried, man.
And then, like, after CMAs, it's like pizza, fried chicken.
Before CMAs, it was fried tacos.
That was one.
time and it was one taco.
During your 24-hour fast.
But your crash diet was very short.
Quit judging me.
That's why stuff like that doesn't work because then you like just crave it all and you
want to eat everything.
I get it.
Anything else to Eddie's story?
That's pretty much.
That's pretty much.
That is so full of crap.
That is so full of crap.
All right, Morgan number two, thank you very much.
Yep.
All right, there you go.
The Bobby Bones Show.
Big Three Stories.
Let's go over to our producer, Ramundo.
Ramundo, what you got over there?
In Virginia, authorities say 19 people were hospitalized after a commercial bus hit a
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In other news and sports news, Colin Kaepernick had his workout for the NFL teams this weekend.
He still hasn't signed with a team, so no update on that.
And finally, since Starbucks started their open-door policy allowing anyone to come in and use
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in their stores.
Everybody good?
It's early.
Yeah.
Monday, you come in, you kind of dragging a little bit.
So I like to do games early on Monday.
These are all easy movie quotes from very famous movies.
If you miss it, you're out.
Pull out your pens and paper, everybody.
Okay.
It's the easy movie quote game.
I will read you the quote.
You just name the movie.
Okay?
And then after we'll play the clip of the movie.
Okay?
Here we go.
Easy movie quote.
Don't miss it.
Here's the example.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
Oh, that's easy.
He broke back mountain.
Yep.
Okay.
All right, here we go.
Up first.
Look at me
Look at me
I am the captain now
Alright what movie's that from
Look at me
Look at me
Nice job by the way
I am the captain now
I'm in for the win
Yeah I'm in
I'm in
Amy
I know what this is about
And I don't remember the title of movie though
But is it
Captain Phillips
Oh correct
Oh yes
Captain Phillips
I did it
Captain Phillips
I don't know if it was called
boat terrorists
Which was the sequel.
Or Captain Jimmy.
Boat terrorists.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Number two, here we go.
Oh, you play that clip, right, Mundo.
Look at me, sure.
Look at me, sure.
I'm the captain now.
That's pretty tensing.
That's so crazy.
All right, number two, you're going to eat your tots?
Easy movie quote game.
You're going to eat your tots?
I'm in for the win.
In?
I'm in.
Amy?
Napoleon Dynamite.
Lunchbox?
Napoleon Dynamite.
Eddie?
Napoleon dynamite.
You're going to eat your tots?
No. Can I have them?
Next one up.
You had me at hello.
I'm not sure how he says this one. It's been a while.
You had me in hello.
Or does she say that?
She says it.
She says it.
Oh, she says it?
I'm in for the win.
I'm in.
In.
Amy?
Jerry McGuire.
Lunchbox?
Jerry McGuire.
Eddie?
Jerry McGuire.
Boom.
You had me at hello.
You had me at hello.
You had me to hello?
Okay, next one up.
Boy.
That escalated quickly.
Oh, gosh, I've heard that.
Boy, that escalated quickly.
Famous movie quote game.
What?
Boy, that escalated quickly.
I guess I'm in.
I don't know either.
Need an answer.
Okay.
Everybody in?
Yep.
Okay.
Amy?
40-year-old virgin.
Lunchbox?
Talladega nights.
Eddie?
Dumb and dumber.
You're all wrong.
It's Anchorman.
Oh, thank goodness.
We all in that wheelhouse.
Boy, that escalated quickly.
I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Yeah.
Okay, we'll do, this one is sudden death.
Oh.
Okay, here we go.
Let's do.
Oh, sundat.
Okay, here we go.
And if you know it, say your name.
Now say you're a bird too.
If you're a bird, I'm a word.
The notebook.
The notebook is right.
This guy wins.
Yeah.
That's all this guy does.
That's how you start.
start your week.
If you're a bird, I'm a bird.
The notebook from 2004.
Play that again, Raymundo.
Now say you're a bird, too.
If you're a bird, I'm a bird.
What a good movie.
There he is.
Thank you very much, everyone.
Have a good week.
Let's start it off right.
I thought you were going home.
You're like, thank you, everybody.
I'm out.
We're done.
Drop my pen.
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The holiday parties at my house tomorrow night.
I don't call it a Christmas party because we're not close.
enough to Christmas. We're not even Thanksgiving yet, but it's really the only day that we could all get together.
Right. So it's a Thanksgiving-e Christmasy party. So yes. A holiday party where I have provided the food.
Amy actually has done the menu. The menu is done. Yeah. So you would put it together. Yeah. And everybody should be happy.
I mean, it's entirely gluten-free, so that's awesome. Then-
I don't know what that means. The vegans and the vegetarians are should,
are taken care of.
They should feel pretty good.
What about the normal people?
Yeah, what about us?
Normal folks.
It's going to be great.
Last year, remember how great the food was?
What I told Amy was, I'll pay for it all.
I'll pull in the people to cook, you know, at the house.
You just take care of it because there are a lot of people with dietary needs that won't be met if I'm doing it.
Yeah.
So she took it.
Okay.
She's pulling up the menu now.
What's, just get rid a few things that are on the menu for the big holiday party of my house tomorrow.
There's going to be a grazing board.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Like cows graze?
We eat.
We chopped you on the grass.
Cheese and crackers.
People's hands touch it and then just put it back down?
Figs and carrots.
Well, it's a big, pretty bored and you can eat from it.
Then we're going to have some sweet potato rounds.
What's that?
Like we sing about sweet potato, sweet potato, sweet potato, sweet potato.
It's a round.
It's a round.
It's a round.
With some pistachios and raisins mixed in.
This sounds fancy.
I do not want to see the bill for this.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
A citrus and arugula salad.
That sounds good.
With heirloom radishes.
Didn't get a season.
Radishes are so healthy for you guys.
Grilled beets with goat cheese.
Unless you're vegan, you can omit the cheese.
Roasted baby cauliflower with pine nuts.
Where's the meat?
What am I going to eat that's actually going to make me full?
Maple glazed turkey breast.
Okay.
Listen to this.
Made with herbs, garlic, and lots of love.
Literally what they say.
The love in.
That's good.
That costs extra, though.
I saw that too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So that's just a sample.
And I don't know.
I haven't totally figured out dessert,
but I thought for that we could just,
everybody throw out your dessert idea right now.
Oreo cookies.
Cheesecake.
Bobby?
Mm.
Are you going to have dessert?
And by the way,
our dinner is that like we get to Bobby's at six,
which means we're probably not eating until,
well, shoot.
He'll probably make us eat right away.
You walk in and eat.
Sit down.
Hurry up.
It's so weird how when you think of Bobby's house being like if you're hosting, the vibe is just different.
I mean, it's awesome and amazing and it's going to be fun.
But the vibe, you know, us going into it is like, okay, probably right when we get there,
we probably should just start eating, eating, dude, not too much mingling.
And then we get done eating, like, get ready to go.
No, not exactly.
We're starting early because we all have to go to bed early to get up and do the show.
It's true.
Yeah.
Wednesday.
Yeah.
Right?
Because we wake up early.
So I said 6 o'clock.
I think I have the eating to start a little bit after that.
So you've worked it into your fit 33 life.
Just a little bit.
Yeah.
I'm not going to eat breakfast until later that day.
Got it.
Okay.
So he'll still be eating in his eight hour window.
Yeah.
And then I did hire our entertainment, who's a new artist that I really like, named Travis Denning.
Okay.
Oh, awesome.
And so here is, let's play After a Few from Travis Denning.
But after a few drinks, it's always the same thing.
We find ourselves lost to catch the ball.
So he's going to come.
I said, hey man, come for an hour, play for half an hour.
And you can eat if you want.
And so I'm paying him.
I didn't, I just was weird for me.
I'm just not going to have somebody come over
because they'll be like, I'll do you a favor.
I don't want a favor.
Yeah.
He's a new artist that I like.
And I was like, come over, and I will pay you.
And you just work.
And so he's going to sit.
You know, I have in my fireplace.
I have like that, that there's really not a place to play.
I don't even know if my house is big enough for 20 people.
Amy says it is.
Yes.
Okay.
And so.
I was getting ready at your house today and I went upstairs and there was bedrooms I didn't even know existed.
Well, that's true.
Just FYI.
And then, Bobby.
We're not going to do.
We're going to be in there?
Yeah.
No, but I mean, I'm just saying.
Wait a second.
No.
No, I'm just saying there's plenty of room.
I think sometimes because you just live in your confined space because it's just you.
Yeah.
But I know you bought that house with the intent of like your family could fill.
Having an artist come over and playing living rooms.
No, that one day you can fill it with family, which is great.
And yeah, in this case, we're going to be your family for the night.
Here's another song.
It's David Ashley.
Parker from Powder Springs.
So Amy's got the menu. I got the artist.
It's going to be good, right?
Tomorrow night.
You didn't give me your dessert request.
I don't know that I have one.
Okay.
Something light?
I feel like as the, oh, okay, strawberries?
Strawberries.
What kind of?
Well, you got to get the, what is the strawberry?
Torquake.
Yeah, something like that.
I don't know.
It'll be good.
As long as it's not peanut butter, I'm okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm okay.
Now, because...
I do like pumpkin pie.
Ooh, that's very holiday-y, too.
Let's do that.
I like pumpkin pie?
Yes.
No.
Okay, cheesecake.
We've got you.
We got you.
We'll get it.
Yeah.
Cheesecake and pumpkin pie.
Done.
Okay.
Okay, that's what's up.
That'd be tomorrow night at the house.
By the way, it's just meat.
You're bringing your husband?
Yes.
You bring your wife?
I believe so.
Eddie?
I'm bringing my wife.
Morgan number two?
Just me.
Yeah.
Mike De's your girlfriend coming?
No?
All right.
Well, we'll go up to the special room.
I'll let single folks.
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That's your skinning.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
A little girl in Eastchester, New York, is working hard to help kids that she never met, smile.
Her name's Abigail.
And she's watching TV.
She sees a commercial about children.
with cleft palettes.
And she's like, man, I want to help them.
So the nine-year-old has been collecting bottles to raise money
to donate to Operation Smile, a nonprofit that provides free surgeries
to people born with a tear in their lip or gap in the roof of their mouth.
She learned that one surgery costs about $240 and 20 bottles brings in $1.
So she's out hustling.
And not only have her efforts paid for some surgeries,
other people are seeing her actions jumping into help.
Surgeons, it's just a snowball.
Yeah.
You do it.
It starts to help.
People see you doing it and they want to help.
People see them want to help.
And the next thing you know, a lot of people are being helped.
That's awesome.
Pretty cool.
She's nine years old.
Anyway, I wanted to share that today.
And that's what's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Bobid Bones Show.
Bonehead.
Norrie of the day.
This story comes to us from Maryland.
An older gentleman walked into a bank
and got a lot of money out of his bank account.
And the 19-year-old teller was like, hmm, that's a lot of money.
Let me write down his address.
About 8.30 p.m. that night, he shows up at the door, knock, knock,
forces his way in, goes and steals all the cash.
When police arrived at the guy was like, yeah, I recognize him.
I think he was my bank teller at the bank today.
Dang.
And they went to arrest him.
He just went no mask.
No mask.
Just knocked on the door, guy opens, forces his way in.
That's crazy to he to that guy could recognize his bank teller.
Yeah, right?
Yeah.
I don't think I'd be able to do that.
I don't either.
Unless we had to talk.
And he was like, sure there's a lot of money there.
So what time are you going to be home tonight?
Otherwise, I don't think I would know.
Anyway, yeah, what an idiot.
On Lunchbox, that's your bonehead story of the day.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Time for Amy versus Lunchbox, where we ask Amy three questions for dudes.
Ask Lunchbox, three questions for the ladies.
And we see who does the best at something that's not their strength.
Are you ready to play?
Lunchbox, you're up first.
After 55 seasons, what soap opera released its entire cast from their contracts and is going on hiatus after this season.
55 seasons.
What's soap opera?
Let everybody go and they don't know if it's coming back.
Man, I think I've read, but I don't know if Days of Our Lives is the only one I can think of.
Is that your answer?
Yep.
That's correct.
Lunchbox
High Cut
Tanga and Hipster
Are all types of what
High Cut
Tanga T-A-N-G-A
And Hipster
Are all types of what?
Jeans
Amy, you can steal this
High-cut,
tanga and hipster
It's a question meant for the ladies
Are you sure it's meant for the ladies?
Highcut, tanga, and hipster.
They're all types of what?
Haircuts?
Oh.
I don't know.
Underwear.
Dang, I should have known that.
Okay.
You would wear granny panties, which didn't make it.
That's a guess why I didn't know.
That would be the one in your style.
I didn't know what tanga underwear is.
I'm going to Google.
In Britain, this is called a jumper.
What is it called in the United States?
In Britain, this is called a jumper.
What's it called in the United States?
It's called a jumper.
Oh, it's called a...
Oh, what is that thing that Tonell Towns wore?
I don't know.
A bodysuit.
Amy and Britain, it's called a jumper.
But in the United States, it's called this.
It can't be that we're just calling it a jumpsuit over here,
and they're calling it a jumper.
Because sometimes we call it a romper.
But I don't know the difference.
So I'm going to just go romper.
Jump suit?
No, in Britain, they call a sweater a jumper.
Oh, I had no idea.
That is the female turn.
There we go.
Over to Amy now.
Oh, my gosh.
David Ortiz, who played 14 seasons.
For what team turns 44 years old today?
David Ortiz.
I don't even know what sport he plays.
I know.
I mean, literally.
Right now, I have no idea if he played basketball, baseball, football.
Fine. Sounds like a baseball player.
David Ortiz played 14 seasons for what team?
14 seasons.
I mean, it's also a long run, but there's a lot of baseball.
I feel like Ortiz is baseball, and the team is the Cubs.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Lunch bikes?
That's the Red Sox.
The Boston Red Sox.
Oh, so I got the sport right.
You did.
Too bad that wasn't the question.
Amy, a car with a door across the full width at the back end that opens upward to provide easy access for loading is called a what?
You really got the harder questions today for sure.
Isn't that like a...
A car with a door across the full width at the back end that opens upward to provide easy access for loading is called a what?
A minivan.
That slides.
Lunchbox?
It's a hatchback.
What?
Oh, I was picturing like the Lamborghini and the, okay.
And then finally, Monday and I have footballs tonight.
Chiefs at the Chargers.
Okay.
Where do the Chifes play?
Excuse me.
Where do the Chargers play?
Where do they play?
Like what city?
The Detroit Lions.
Is it Lions?
Is Detroit Lions?
The Detroit is.
Okay.
But the Chargers are.
Lunchbox?
Los Angeles.
Los Angeles.
Oh, but that's new, right?
Ish.
Kind of, yeah.
Yeah, two years-ish.
But, okay, it's still right.
I know.
They didn't move from Detroit, though.
Yeah.
All right, there you go.
Lunchbox is the winner.
Congratulations.
That means the score is
Lunchbox for Amy 2.
All I do is weird, we and they stay there.
Nice job, you too.
Amy.
Well, you didn't get any right, did you?
No, I didn't even get any of the steel.
No, nothing.
Got nothing.
Yeah, it's a tough.
On the Bobby Bones show,
now.
Lauren Elena.
All right, tonight's semifinals of Dancing with the Stars and Lauren's on the phone.
Lauren, good morning.
Good morning.
I got to know where your head's at right now because last week you're in the bottom two.
What does that feel like on TV when you're in the bottom two?
Well, not great.
I didn't think so.
Did you think that you would be cut or because you're up against Spice or you knew the judges would cut him?
Honestly, in that moment, I kind of figured they would let him go because he had such low.
It was still horrible to be in the bottom two.
Yeah, I know.
I would like to not be in the bottom two again.
So that's why she's on the phone right now is that you guys tonight, watching or not,
and you can watch Lauren's socials or watch me on Twitter, Amy on Instagram story.
Like we'll give you the way to text in and vote for Lauren because if she makes it through tonight,
then she goes to the big finals.
I'm going to be at the finals.
I need to see her dancing while I'm there, Amy.
That's the goal there.
Yep.
And so, okay, Lauren's on right now and you're doing redemption dance for tonight, right?
Where you go back and do one of the ones you didn't like earlier in the year that you didn't do that well?
on?
I didn't get to pick it.
The judges picked it.
But yes, we're doing a dance that
I'm a judge and a judge picked
the redemption dance.
And your judge is
Lynn.
Oh, I had Lynn too.
Mine.
He's the middle one.
He'll cranky Lynn,
who by the way is lovely
outside of the show.
Just a lovely guy.
I was looking at the Vegas odds, Lauren.
You are right now,
you and Allie Brook are pretty close
for that third Vegas odds spot.
So people are betting money.
It's Vanderbeek first.
Hannah Brown's second, and you and Allie are really close
for that next spot, and then Kel is
the worst odds right now.
But you can shift that, because if I'm just telling you,
when I was last, of everyone.
Odds don't mean anything.
Okay, so you're going tonight, how's your body?
You know, ribs hurt or no?
Yeah, but I'm okay.
I mean, they've hurt the whole time.
Yeah, it's all good.
I'm just in next week, if I make it through.
Who have you become closest with on the show?
Allie Brooke
From
And James Vanderbake
Both
Yeah you know
I actually talked James called me a few days ago
Did he tell you that?
He did not
Wait
Do you say that in a loving way
Or like irritated way
No he didn't tell me
Oh no he loves you
James Vanderbik loves you
I love him too so much
He was like I gotta tell you
Because he knows you and I are close
He's got to tell you
Lauren is like the best person
And I said I know
I wouldn't be friends with her if she wasn't
Like he was just singing your praises
He's a really good man
He's got a beautiful family
I love his kids and his wife
Let's not love him too much
You're up against him Lauren
You can love him after the show
Oh goodness
Bobby
Well listen we'll be voting for you tonight
We're watching Lauren Elena tonight
Dancing with the Stars
We've got to come together
B team
Lauren you got to get those scores
And we got to get the votes in
And together we'll get you through another week
Okay
Yeah
All right there's
No bottom two
Well who cares
Just get through.
Who cares about bottom two?
Just whatever.
Yeah, no bottom two.
Right, right, right.
As long as you get through...
Well, I'm just worried if I got in the bottom two now
that I wouldn't be saved.
You're going to have to win on things other than dancing.
Because you're not the dancer that Vanderbeak is.
And Hannah has 15 years of experience.
So you're...
And Allie's a professional pop star.
I'm the only dancer left that didn't have...
Right.
...that didn't have dance experience.
So my point is, you're going to have to do something in those tall.
Hulk breaks to say something to resonate with people, get high enough scores that keeps you close,
but then get all the votes.
So whatever, streak.
Do that.
Just streak.
Just go and...
Bobby, this is your advice?
No, I'm just saying you have to win it in that spot.
The people have to win it for you.
Okay, Lauren Elena, that's it.
We're voting for it tonight, Dancing with the Stars.
Lauren, we'll talk to you soon.
Good luck tonight, okay?
Thank you.
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Here's Amy's pile of stories. So two Arkansas chemistry professors from Henderson State were arrested
for accusations that they were allegedly making meth. So real life breaking bad going down
with two professors, 40 years old and 45 years old.
I mean, you had to see that show and go,
well, times aren't going good for me either.
And also, there's a drug problem there.
I grew up there.
I mean, I went to school there.
So if you have the skills and you need the money,
and you're brave or stupid, one of the two,
you're right there.
People in the building were smelling it.
Yeah, back in, like, early October,
there was a weird smell,
an undetermined chemical odor,
and when they researched it,
they could tell what the odor came from,
and that's what's commonly used to make meth.
I just wonder, because there are two of them.
They're two professors, right?
Yes, and they're both grown 40 years and 45 years old.
Well, I would expect that to be.
Like, the fact that they're adult, I imagine they would be adults.
But I'm saying one of them had to go to the other
with that question of, hey, you want to make some meth.
Yeah, that's awkward.
Like, one of them has to take that risk of exposing that he has thoughts
of making methamphetamine.
And the other one's like,
why not?
Or he could be like, no way, dude, you're crazy.
No, but I'm saying they did.
The other guy got lucky.
The guy was like, you know, Ben, I'm glad you brought that up.
I pictured it one day, one of them being like, oh, man, oh, I got some bills to pay.
I can't.
Like, and one of them freaking out about money.
And the other one already had the idea.
And he's like, hey.
Oh, you've built this story in your mind.
Well, I just thought they both, you've got to be kind of desperate to, like, Heisenberg,
what's his other, the professor from Breaking Bad.
He was desperate.
He had cancer.
There was.
Bill's, like, there was lots of stuff, so he was desperate.
And so that's what I pictured.
It was a desperate situation.
But since there's two people, the other guy had the idea, told the desperate guy, I got a plan.
I picture another guy going, you think we can make meth?
Is that possible?
We could just, like, goof around?
He's like, man, why not?
And then all of a sudden they make a piece, one piece of meth.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What else?
Well, here's a legal way to make some money if you would like to get paid $1,000 to watch
Hallmark Christmas movies.
So CenturyLink Quote.com is accepting applications for you to watch 24 Christmas movies in 12 days.
That's what you have to do to get picked.
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But the application deadline is Friday, December 6th.
So get it in there.
And you could win $1,000.
And like Christmas cookies, Hot Coco, a streaming service subscription, all kinds of stuff.
It's just two movies a day.
And they're about an hour-eat.
So that's not like having to spend the night watching a hundred.
hundred movies.
One of those astronaut studies they make you do.
It's actually totally doable.
I did see a friend that applied for that because she thought it would be funny.
She hasn't heard back yet.
Oh.
All right, what else?
Well, this deadline, December 6th.
And lastly, I know how to figure out if your relationship is going to last.
I saw this thing that said, your friends know best.
It was a study done by Purdue University and it found that a woman's friends, if they
kept a record of like everybody that she was dating and then you went back and got
the friend's opinion. They always knew if it was going to last or not. And so I just thought,
Bobby, you probably just need my opinion for anybody with your dating. Oh, don't worry. I get your
opinion already all the time. And I'll know if it's going to last or a lot. Plenty. I get your
opinion. And then, but I don't really know for sure what the update update is on your dating life.
Mm, that's good. Not today, folks.
Well, you have one, two, three, four. You have like six friends right here. We'll tell you.
They can tell you. And then you'll really know. I don't understand your question.
Well, if you give us an update on where you are with dating
But I don't think it's just dating
I think if you're with someone
Friends can tell you if it's going to work or not
I don't think if you just meet somebody
That's not the point of that story
Oh, we're good
Like that could
Okay
But you'll give us an update
Yeah for sure, why not
Here's the update
Here we go
No, there's not
Crickets
All right, is that it Amy?
Yeah, maybe that's my pile
There you go
That was Amy's pile of stories
Come on
It's time for the good news
With Amy
Tell me something good
So this toddler needed a new kidney and the mom was pretty desperate and was like, we got to find somebody.
So she took to social media to post that her two-year-old needed a kidney transplant and a 21-year-old responded that they wanted to help, got tested, was a match.
The surgery has happened and it was all a success.
I wonder if you just have to give part of your kidney if you're an adult and it's to a two-year-old.
Because obviously you can't stick a full kidney in them, right?
And then does that kidney grow?
Good question.
I don't know.
I love the story.
I think it's a great story.
I'm glad she did that.
The liver you can do that and your liver will regenerate.
But not a kidney.
Like a starfish.
Yeah, that's right.
I don't know.
Good question.
I love that she went out, you social media.
Someone said, I'll do it.
Yeah, it works.
Can you imagine a baby with a big old kidney?
Like a two-year-old?
She just has to grow into her kidney.
It's like clothes.
I used to get a lot of hammy downs growing up from like older cousins and I would have to grow into the clothes.
So they'd be way big on me.
And then finally they would get to normal size on me.
after I grew.
Yeah.
This girl has to grow into a kidney.
Yes.
Same thing, but inside her body.
Okay, people who don't any kidney can live healthy lives.
There is usually enough space in the child's belly for the new kidney to fit.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah.
That's the whole thing.
Yeah.
Wow.
Because I didn't know as our bodies grow.
Yeah, do some of our organs, they don't maybe grow.
Our bodies grow.
But our organs stay the same.
Yes, that's what's all about.
That was tell me something good.
Bobby Bone Chef.
from Nashville and Hollywood.
Morgan number two, 30 second skinny.
Reba McIntyre is going to be in a movie.
It's called Spies in Disguise,
and she's voicing the character of joy,
and it's coming out on Christmas Day.
A cartoon, right?
Yes.
Have you heard of spies in disguise?
No.
Mm-mm.
Okay.
And it's coming out of Christmas.
Is it a big Pixar, Disney, one of the...
Nobody else can afford Reba.
Can you imagine what it costs to get Reba in your cartoon?
That's crazy.
All right, Morgan, number two.
What else you got?
Casey Musgraze will be featured on the Frozen 2 soundtrack and the song is called All Is Found.
Sounds a bit civil warish.
It does, doesn't it?
I would listen to that.
I mean, I'm not going to watch Frozen 2.
I did have a friend hit me up this weekend ago.
Have you seen Frozen yet?
Because she told me two months ago.
Oh, have you?
No.
And she was like, it'll change your life.
No, that's not true.
No, no, she did say that.
Who has seen Frozen?
I have.
I have.
Yes.
Did you guys love it?
No.
Okay, there you go.
But you're adults.
Correct.
And I'm not.
But there's some good kids movies out there
That one, just not my favorite
Inside Out, your favorite?
One of the good ones
That's the one in the brain, right?
Yes.
But the best, well, I've only seen like three ever
But Coco is my leader in the clubhouse.
Coco's great.
Is it the best?
For adults, what's the best cartoon?
I think the Toy Story ones are pretty good.
You know, Eddie, I like Coco better than Toy Story.
Coco's great.
It reminds you of me, huh?
No, it doesn't.
It reminds me of me.
Oh, God.
All right, Morgan, number two, what else?
Forbes dropped their list of highest paid country stars.
Luke Bryan came in first with 42.5 million.
Amy, you were right, Luke Brian?
Let's do five to one.
Do you have the top five?
I do.
And number five.
Kenny Chesney with 31 million.
Okay, number four.
Blake Shelton with 32 million.
Now, does that count the voice money too?
Yes.
Okay.
At number three?
Keith Urban with 35 million.
Wow.
He's doing okay.
I'm bad, not bad.
Number two?
And Zach Brown Band with 38.5 million.
And then Luke at number one.
I wonder how much ZeeB has to split, though.
Oh, yeah, it's the old band.
It's a big band.
So, okay, cool, there you go.
And all that's money from not just touring, but everything else.
Everything that they do.
Look at that American Idol, Monica, man.
Man, yeah.
Bodies.
All right, there you go.
All right, Morgan number two.
Thank you.
Morgan number two.
That's your skinny.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby Bow.
All right, let's go over to Amy and get the Thanksgiving morning corny,
which is up until Thanksgiving day.
It's all Thanksgiving jokes.
Go ahead.
A morning corny.
What do you call a turkey walking around the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a turkey walking around the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
There you go.
That was the morning corny.
If you guys want to hop on, we'd love to talk to you.
Aaron in Texas has called us.
Let's talk to her now.
Aaron, what's happening with you?
Hey, morning studio.
Morning.
I was just wondering, Bobby, we saw your instant story where you and Morgan, too, were doing that balancing act.
And we've been trying to do it all weekend, me and my husband.
And we can't figure it out.
Is there like a trick or something?
Well, I'll say this.
On TikTok, I went viral.
I got 1.6 million views.
Oh, wow.
Yeah. On that?
On a video that Morgan number two and I did where I sit on her knees and we balance each other.
It's like we're both levitating.
Yeah.
And it's the first time that I've ever put something up and it went viral that quick.
So we go, as of right now, just from putting that up, like, late Friday night, I got 1.6 million views.
Oh, that's crazy.
And what it is is Morgan number two lays.
She's not even laying.
So imagine that her palms are on the ground and then her belly button's like pushing up toward the air.
Okay, does that make sense?
Yeah.
Okay.
And then I sit on her knees and I put my feet behind her arms and then you balance and all of a sudden you're both floating.
It looks like you're floating.
There is no trick to it, Aaron, except for it's just a balancing thing.
it's on my TikTok
Mr. Bobby Bones
I'm not sure
everybody has TikTok that listens
only people 12 and below
have TikToks
and you
and me
but there's a picture of it
on my Instagram
Mr. Bobby Bones
there is no trick
it's just
Morgan number two
is there a trick to that
no there was no trick
it was really difficult
but you and Eddie
were trying to do it
and y'all couldn't do it
we failed 20 times
okay
no we
Eddie
there's a common denominator
here
right
I mean there's something
to it
yeah
the trick is
we both were
just like, all right, let's counterbalance our weight.
Strong core, maybe.
Yeah, possibly.
Or just a sense of balance.
The Bobby Boneshow.
All right, let's see what's happening with everybody,
especially from over the weekend in a segment that we call
What's the Haps?
Hey, what's the Haps?
What's the Haps with you?
So my dog has had a cone on his head,
and he had eye surgery,
and the vets like, leave it on for a week.
Well, I just got annoyed with it.
I took it off of them after five days,
which is probably fine.
because I feel like it's like an oil change.
But how long did that day?
Well, he's out a week.
Okay.
But I was on like five days and I was like, I'm just tired of this cone.
He's tired of the cone.
We're both tired of the cone.
Five days was enough time for that eyeball to heal up, I felt.
I took it off of him.
It was great, right?
So we hung out all weekend because Eddie and I did a show on Las Vegas Friday night,
but I was back Saturday, all day Saturday, all day yesterday.
Live in life.
Here's the thing.
I have to give him this medicine still for his eye.
And so I give him this one half a pill twice a day.
And then the vet gave me sedatives to give him if he was a little too anxious and bouncing around while being injured because you don't want something to rip out because he's going nuts.
I don't think he needs the sedatives anymore, but I still give him one.
Is that bad because I like it when he's more relaxed?
Oh.
I mean, I guess it's okay until you run out.
But don't keep free-filling it.
I'm still within the prescription.
Right.
As long as you're within the prescription.
And I'm not sure he needs him.
Again, I'm not sure he needs him.
But he's so much better when he's just like chilling.
So what are your thoughts on that?
I mean, I just think that you're going to get used to him being that way.
I know, it's awesome.
And then you're going to get addicted to it and you're going to try to refill the prescription or go on the black market.
And that's where we draw the line.
Well, I'm not going to do either one of those.
Okay.
Because, I mean, he can't, poor guy.
What if in his brain, he's like, why is he paralyzing me like this?
I think he likes it.
I want somebody forced out, four sedatives than me.
But for everybody asking, he's doing great.
No cone.
You can see on my Instagram, his first no cone picture, and he is slowly on the men back up to decent health.
How much is he weigh now?
I don't know.
But do you know how big he's supposed to get?
A million pounds, because he keeps growing, and his paws are still too big.
He's a bulldog.
Oh, yeah.
We get to see him tomorrow.
Oh, yeah.
Is he going to be normal or?
I'm going to sedent a crap out of him for the dinner.
I'm going to put Saturday.
I have so many from the dog.
You're all getting it in your plates without knowing.
Oh, everyone's getting it.
It's going to be the chillest party.
Everybody.
All right.
What's the hat?
Amy, what's up?
So I go to Target way more because my dad's little assisted living place is right next to our Target.
And so now I'm like full-blown Target.
I got the Target app.
I'm all in, which is amazing.
I didn't even know this.
But when you're checking out sort of too, like when you're at Whole Foods, if you have an Amazon app, like stores,
they just ask you to pull up your app and they scan it.
And boom, you have instant savings.
I have no idea.
So all the coupons are built into the phone and the app?
Yes.
And so that's so much easier than having to know, like what, and they can't, I mean, it's so easy.
So I'm glad I got the app.
I've put off getting the app for like a couple years just because I didn't want to spend more money than I need to.
But it's actually saving me a little bit of money.
And Target has the cutest clothes right now.
Amy came in this morning and I was like, hey, it's cute jacket.
Is it vintage?
They know I got at Target $29.
Yes.
Yeah.
Like today she's rocking a jacket.
So, yeah, if you're looking to do some Christmas shopping, I would hit up Target right now.
It's a sweet Barry Manilow t-shirt you have on.
This was free 99.
I got it from my friend Bobby, who probably paid a pretty penny for it.
And we wear the same t-shirt side.
Yeah.
That's a little tighter on me than it is her.
It's a little big on you.
But yeah, that's like a 1981 tour t-shirt, Barry Manilow.
Yes.
Can many Barry Manilow songs can you name?
Oh.
Fill me up.
No.
I want to rock with you.
No, that's Michael Jackson.
What is it?
Again.
That's a Coppa.
Coppa.
You should know.
Two songs, though, if you're going to wear an artist shirt.
No, that's if I buy the shirt myself.
If it's gifted to me, I don't need to know anything.
Mandy, you came and you left without a hint.
But in time it's a day, oh, man.
You know that song?
Oh, Mandy.
There you go.
All right, good.
Looks like we made it.
That's Shania.
No.
Look how far we've come, my baby.
No, that's a different song.
No.
I was like, wait a minute.
I write the songs.
Anyway, hey.
Hey, there you're going.
Hey.
What's the hat?
Lunch bikes?
Oh man, I felt baby number two kick for the first time this weekend.
We were watching some TV and my wife was like, oh, baby's kicking, baby's kicking.
Every time she says that I put my hand there, baby stops kicking.
But we were watching TV and it was kicking along and I was like, man, that was pretty cool.
How old is the baby?
A baby is, I guess, 24 weeks tomorrow.
Wow.
So we're getting there quick.
I mean, March 10th is going to be here before we know it.
It is creeping up and we have nothing prepared.
We have a bassinet and that's about it.
and a hand-me-down clothes.
That baby number two, you probably feel like you got it, though, huh?
Yeah, I feel like we got it under control because we've done one so far,
and we have clothes from the first one.
All we need to buy is diapers, and I guess that's about it.
Hey.
Hey, what's the hat?
Eddie, wrap us up here.
So, like Bone said, we did go to Vegas this weekend for a raging idiot's show,
and I did something at the Vegas airport that I'd never done before.
I played a slot machine before my flight.
It was like 5 o'clock in the morning, and we didn't do any,
and Eddie's, like, just jonesing to gamble.
Yeah.
Because I hadn't gambled at all.
I was like, there's a slot machine calling my name right there.
So I put $10 in it, double my money.
Woo!
And like a smart gambler, I cashed out, and we headed home.
It was it?
He started yelling like he won $1,000, Amy.
How early was it?
It was so early we're all like, what has happened?
We started to, he goes, whoa!
It was the Wheel of Fortune.
Everyone is so tired where we are.
And they're all like, he better have want $1,000 to be this loud.
And he's like, I won $20.
It was fun.
There's a win.
Hey.
What's the hat?
A guy proposed to his girlfriend while surfing
because they're both surfers
and he drops the ring in the water.
Oh.
Yeah, that stinks.
His name is Christopher Garth.
He had gone out surfing with his girl Lauren
and he had the ring in his pocket
while riding a wave.
I mean.
He knelt down on one knee
while she was surfing next to him
and popped the question.
Just as the ring slipped from his fingers
she said yes.
And then the ring was no longer.
longer with them.
I don't think they ever found the ring.
I mean, I'm in the ocean.
Yeah, the odds are slim.
You know how a surfboard, they have that little thing that you tie it around your ankle
so you don't lose your board.
He should have gotten a string and tied the ring around something.
Well, some people tied around their ankle.
When I went to Hawaii last year with American Idol, I didn't surf, but they were like,
hey, you can go out and ride on your stomach or you can stand up paddle board and had one
of those.
And I thought you tied it on your wrist.
And so I had it tied to my wrist.
And then I remember telling Kit Moore of that in the studio
because he's a surfer, he thought it was the funniest thing he'd ever heard.
And I remember people were staring at me like, what?
I thought, man, they didn't really dig in my style here.
I'm standing a paddleboard and the crap out of this thing.
No, I just had it on the wrong part of my body.
Yeah.
Never grew up around the ocean.
I grew up in Arkansas.
But we're talking about what went wrong at your proposal.
Kelsey in Virginia is on the phone.
Kelsey, what's happening with you?
Hi.
My then boyfriend actually proposed at Disney World
And he ended up grabbing the wrong hand
And putting the ring on the wrong hand
So he went with your right hand
You put it on the wrong...
Yep
That's funny
Did you take that as a sign?
I didn't realize
I think I was just in shock
Until afterwards and I was like, wait, it's on the wrong hand
So all of our pictures are with the right hand
Instead of the left hand
That's cute
Oh, that's okay, so the pictures would definitely be a thing
All right. I didn't know if maybe you put it on the wrong hand, so it was the wrong guy.
Anything assigned. Okay, but you guys are still together?
Yeah, every time. Yes, we are, sir.
Are you married?
We're getting married next year.
Okay. Well, hey, congratulations, and I appreciate you calling the show.
Thank you.
All right, see you later. Let's go over to Chris in Florida. Here we go.
Hey, Chris, how are you?
Good morning, studio.
Morning.
So, this was actually 32 years ago.
So my boyfriend and I had gone into New York City, and he planned this great horse-drawn carriage ride through Central Park.
And he was sitting on the carriage, and I'm all excited.
And we get through the whole park, and nothing happens.
And then we go out to dinner, and nothing happens.
So I'm kind of like, ugh, what's going on?
So we get back to the hotel, and he comes over to me and gets on one knee.
And he goes, I was going to propose to you, but I was afraid that somebody was going to jump out of the bushes.
or through the trees and steal the ring.
So will you marry me?
Wait, so he didn't, he felt like you were going to get...
Like every full spot in New York City thought you'd get mugged?
He believed in the movies?
Yeah, well, it was 32 years ago, so.
Okay.
I mean, he's really believing those sitcoms, right?
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Yes, I would say, yeah, when we went on our honeymoon,
he made me leave the rings home because they were afraid that, you know,
wow.
I mean, it must be a big ring.
This guy, he's scared.
Are you guys still together?
Yes, 32 years and eight kids.
Eight grandkids.
Oh, wow.
Holy cow.
Well, I appreciate that call.
Chris, congratulations.
Are you allowed to wear your ring now?
Yes, I am allowed to wear my ring now, yes.
Chris, have a great morning.
Thanks for calling.
You too.
Thank you.
All right, bye-bye.
Kendall in Florida, you're on the Bobby Bone show.
What happened with the proposal that kind of went wrong?
Go ahead.
So it wasn't necessarily during the proposal.
So I was on a cruise and my husband proposed on a helicopter pad.
And immediately after he ended up getting the norovirus and started previously vomiting.
And I thought he was having second thought.
But that ended up not being the case.
He ended up having the norovirus.
He ended up being quarantined for 24 hours in the room.
So that's kind of our story.
to how he proposed.
Oh, my gosh.
That's hot.
She was like,
yeah, so you get engaged and then you think, oh, maybe he didn't want to do this.
Yeah, he's so nervous.
Yeah, I thought that's why.
Because we went, had the formal dinner right after,
and we were at the table, and he looked really queasy,
and I wasn't sure if everything was okay.
And then he ran away from the table into the bathroom,
and I followed him.
And that's where he started vomiting,
and we ended up having to go to,
they have a clinic on the cruise and they quarantined him for an entire day.
Wow.
Did you get in with him?
No, I didn't.
I ended up enjoying the rest of my cruise.
Kendall, I appreciate that story.
Thank you for calling.
Yep, thank you.
All right.
See you later.
Hey, yeah, thanks for all the calls.
Appreciate those.
I'm told there's an update to the surfing story to where the guy dropped the ring in the ocean.
and that became a story, but then they found out later that that was a joke,
that he actually hit the real ring back on the beach.
Okay, so he's not as...
So he's not as dumb.
But that doesn't mean some of our listeners didn't have crappy things happen to them.
Yeah, I know. It's still good.
Let's go over to Emily in Arkansas who's on the phone.
Hey, Emily, thanks for calling the show.
What's going on?
No problem.
I was just calling about a proposal kind of fail.
Yeah, what happened with you?
So we love Branson, Philadelphia City.
We have a favorite ride.
It's called Outlaw Run.
And we've been together almost six years.
And so I thought, okay, he just came home from employment.
He might propose, you know.
But I wasn't really sure.
And so we went to Branson.
We get on our favorite ride.
And he, like, did something with his hands.
And I thought, oh, my gosh, he made it a obscene gesture.
So when we stopped, I said, did you make a beseen gesture?
And he was like, oh, what?
No, what?
You'll just have to see the picture.
And I was like, okay.
So we get in there, and the pictures are down.
and he had held up the empty ring box,
because he was not going to hold the ring out,
hoping that it would pivot to a proposal.
Oh, so he was timing that picture out.
Yes.
With the ring box, but then the pictures were broken?
Yes.
Oh, man.
So then what happened?
He still did propose.
Yeah.
We got into the gift shop, and I said,
the Lord's famous, the pictures are down,
and he was like, yeah.
Oh, no.
Just deflated him.
Yeah, so he kind of sold in the gift shop, and then we walked out, and he got down on one knee, and he said, I know you've been looking forward to this for a long time.
The pictures were down, but this is what I held up, and I was like, what?
That's a funny story.
Yeah, so he really tried.
He did try.
I mean, I got to give him props.
All right, well, thank you for that coin.
You guys are still together?
No problem.
Oh, yes, of course.
How many years?
It's been almost six years.
All right, there they are.
So we'll get married in 2021.
Oh, wait.
Wait, what?
We don't need to propose.
When was this?
About September, it was in September.
Oh, this year.
Yes.
Oh, and they're getting married next in 2020.
In two years?
What's a hold-up?
Yeah, what's happening?
We actually are moving to California next year.
He's getting out of the military.
And so we just have so much coming up.
We're listing to how, um,
getting out of the military, we have a cruise.
So it's already been six years that we've been together.
So, well, you know, it's all right.
You get those military benefits.
What do you?
You want to go in on that?
No, it's okay.
Well, tell them we said thanks for serving, but also, let's go.
Move this thing along a little faster.
Yeah, a little bit of bows.
Let's go.
Like, appreciate you, but also, yeah, yeah, let's get this thing going.
Hey, I appreciate that story, Emily.
Have a great day.
You too.
All right, thank you, guys.
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Let's go over to Justin in Wichita.
Justin, what's happening, bud?
Thanks for calling the show.
Go ahead.
Good morning.
Morning.
That's awesome.
So, body bones, I have a question for you.
Yeah, what's up, man?
So a couple months ago, you went to Ireland on a trip.
I was wondering if that was when you found Baird Girls Running Wild.
No, I went to...
And the Ireland trip was just a set up.
No, no, no, no.
I went to Ireland because I'm about myself and I didn't have anybody to go with.
And it was, yeah, no, Barry Grilles, I went to Norway.
And that was, I don't know, three months or so ago.
I just didn't say where I was going straight up.
So, no, Ireland wasn't a cover because I posted pictures when I went to Ireland.
But I went to like Northern Norway and almost died.
What's it called there?
The what?
The fjords.
The fjords.
On the fjords of Norway.
In my episodes in January, and I can't wait for everybody to see it because.
I'm going to tell you.
So I go like rock climbing yesterday, fake rock climbing at a rock climbing center.
Like inside.
Inside, yeah, yeah.
And like in my hand, I like tore a little bit of my hand.
I was wondering what that band-aid was.
What?
I got, I got binky hands.
After all that?
After all hanging out with those little rubber rocks?
Yeah.
Rubber rocks.
It's not like.
Okay, plastic.
So this is what happened.
So a girl calls me and goes, hey, let's go rock climbing.
And I was like, that sounds fun.
Why not?
Let's go rock climbing.
So I meet her when we go rock climbing
Except she's a lot better than I am
And I don't care
But she's like
All up the rocks
And I'm like, great
And so I'm okay
I'm okay to pretty bad
That's kind of my range
And so I'm up and I like
Tear my hand
By the way by tear my hand
I mean it's just barely
I'm such a wimp
And I'm climbing these rocks
But here's what happened
I get to the top
And like a little bit
It starts to feel like
That Bear Girls episode
And I really have a minor freak out moment
There's a part of this show, and Eddie has seen it.
It's really scary for me.
The most scared I've ever been in my life was during this Bear Girls episode
where I was on top of something having to go.
And doing the rock wall yesterday.
You had a flashback?
Big time.
And I felt my heart go like that.
There only been a couple times in my life where I thought I might die.
One of them was during this Bear Girl show.
And I had a little flashback yesterday climbing this rock wall.
I shouldn't say too much it would happen on the show.
It's incredible.
It stunk yesterday and I had to take a minute
because I was kind of with her
and I was like oh I need a second
Did you explain to her?
Nope, nope I just made a couple jokes
We kind of walked around a little bit
But it was tough
It was tough, it was tough
Oh wow
But yeah I didn't think it was affecting me that much
But I got to top of the wall and I didn't want to let go
I was like oh no
I didn't even get to the not lie
And I think about it I got like three quarters up
Because I couldn't make it to the top
Not very high
Not very high
Not very high
But I wasn't very good at the rock wall
I got up some of them
And not all of them
At what point did you get a Band-Aid?
Well, at the end of the day
After you went home, right?
Well, I went to act like I needed my shoe fixed
And I was like, do you get everything to fix my hand?
And they just gave me some tape
They were just wrap it up
And I did and it didn't work very well
But it's good
Maybe she was into that
It's hard to be into wimps
Just for no other reason
I'm just a wimpy guy
And as soon as I had like a little bitty cut
I was kind of done
So then I was like, I'm just going to hang out
We'll just talk.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Justin, that's the deal, though.
No, I went to Ireland by myself,
and then I went to Norway for Barrett Girls,
and I almost died on that show.
And hopefully you'll watch it in January.
Hopefully you'll watch it in January.
Oh, yeah, I'm definitely going to watch it.
I've been watching it, and I watch Free Lars,
and that's what made me think of it, so I've been out of the phone next.
All right, bud.
Appreciate you.
Have a good one.
I see you later.
Let's go to Anthony in Boston, who's on the phone.
Anthony, what's going on?
on with you?
What's going on, Bobby?
You're on the air in Boston.
What do you want to say, ma'am?
I just wanted to say I just appreciate the whole show.
I love you guys.
I listen to you guys every morning at work.
You guys start my day off right.
And I just wish there was a lot more people like you, Bobby.
I love how you give back and just a very outgoing and awesome guy.
But what about how wimpy I am?
Let's talk about that, Anthony.
I just told it.
I tried to go rock climbing.
I got a boo-boo on my hand.
I'm in here with the Band-Aid that's
far too big.
Like, basically my hands are wrapped all the way for like a tiny cut.
Like, are we sure we need more people like me, Anthony?
Hey, man, we need people like you and then we need, I guess, tougher guys if you want to call yourself a whim.
All right, Anthony.
I appreciate that call, bud.
All right, thank you.
Have a good day.
That's nice.
Seven and ten parents admit they've sent their sick child to school.
What do you think about that?
I could see how you just want to hope they're not sick and cross your fingers.
Because then it affects your whole day.
Like you either have to stay home from work or take off from work or figure out what you're going to do with them.
So I could see where maybe you're just in denial and you do it.
I hope that parents don't like legit do it on purpose.
Like if your child has a fever, I mean, I had to pick up Stasheera from school early one day last week.
She threw up.
And she didn't have a temperature and she didn't have a temperature and she had to be fine.
But we had to go grab her and take her home.
I remember you saying that.
I don't know.
I mean, she ended up just her stomach was really upset the rest of the day,
but luckily it never went any further,
and she went back to school the next day.
Is that the first time she said to come out of school for illness?
And Stevenson saw that she got to go home,
and so now he's like, is that all it takes?
He's like, my stomach hurts.
I'm like, nobody, you got to stay in school.
She threw off.
One of the main reasons is because parents can't afford to stay home
and take the child.
They can't miss work.
So school attendance is super important,
but also, I mean, if your kid's sick,
you don't want to send them for a couple of reasons.
One, for their sake, but two for the other kids there too.
And so oftentimes, a sick child doesn't even make it to a full day of school
where the parents happen to go back and pick them up anyway.
But, yeah, they say seven out of ten parents.
Eddie, you have four kids.
How many are in school?
Three.
So your two kids and your one foster kid are in school.
Correct.
And then the baby is nine months old, so he stays home.
Yeah.
But I've done it before.
It's not purposefully, but I've sent my kids to.
school sick just kind of with sniffles or whatever or they got like symptoms.
There's a line.
You would like if you're kind of sick, you send them.
But if they're really sick, you don't.
Like Amy said, when there's a fever, like no way, you just can't do that.
But I've done it before.
I feel like every parent's done it.
You look like you're proud of it, actually.
I mean, because I feel like I'm not alone.
Yeah, I don't think he's alone.
Yeah.
I was looking at your Instagram, Amy, where your son was doing an oppression of you.
And he was like, my back.
My back hurts.
Yeah.
That is...
Dad, well, you rub my back, or I guess he was referring to my husband.
But I guess he hears me say that a lot or walk like that a lot around the house.
And so, yeah, now I know how he'll remember me.
But your back still isn't good?
It's getting better.
I'm doing certain exercises and I have a brace.
It's really helping it.
But sometimes it just feels worse than others.
And he probably sees a lot of that at home.
Like in the beginning of the day, like the mornings for me are rough because it's not warm.
but I wonder if this is chronic in the whole rest of your life
because you fell at the airport when you stepped on ice
that your back is always going to hurt you.
Yeah, I don't know.
From the x-rays that were taken,
it seems like it's going to be pretty chronic,
but there's physical therapy that I can do to help it,
which is what I'm trying to do.
Like the chronic injuries are tough.
I have never had one,
but for a while when I hurt my beehole
and then to go to the doctor.
Yeah.
And I'm healed up now, like 99%,
which is good.
Good for you.
But they were like, it's chronic because you keep using.
it. Same thing with your back. It's hard to fix it all the way. Right. Because you keep using it,
isn't it? But I've learned certain exercises that irritate it. Like certain workouts that I used to do,
I can't do. Or like, I went to yoga the other day with a friend that's a yoga instructor,
but it was helpful to have her there with me because she knew where my pain was. And she told me,
don't do X, Y, and Z. And so in the middle of class, she would look at me and say, don't do that,
do that. And I was like, oh, because to me, it would make sense for me to be able to do that.
But that's something that could irritate it. So just learning how to manage it. By the way, her friend
is my ex-girlfriend is my ex-girlfriend.
Right, I caught that.
You could have come too.
You were busy.
You were busy working.
You could have come to yoga, I mean.
Yeah, I was busy.
Yeah.
So I've got to pay the bills.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Tell me something good.
Stephen is a man that loves dogs.
He loves dogs, but the only problem is he's blind.
So he goes on this Facebook page and he says,
guys, would you please describe to me in detail your dogs,
That way I can know what your dog looks like.
Like, I want to know the breed, the coat, like what's its strengths, weaknesses.
It gives me happiness to know about other people's dogs.
And he thought you'd get a couple responses.
Thousands of people are going on this Facebook page and describing their dogs
of this guy because he loves dogs so much.
I saw that.
And Facebook is usually pretty awful.
Yeah.
But this is a great story there.
And it's like thousands of people that are like, here's my dog, here's what he does,
here's this tail wagging here.
And they're just describing it out for him.
That's awesome.
and that's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
I do want to throw up a 60-second showdown, though.
Let's see.
Why don't we play with Brittany in Nashville?
Hey, Brittany.
Hey, how's it going?
You pretty good?
Yeah, I'm feeling good.
I'm heading to work today.
It's going to be my last day for my week, and then I'm off.
What kind of job do you have where you're off on Tuesdays and Wednesdays?
I'm a flight nurse.
A flight nurse or a fight nurse?
flight, like in a helicopter.
Oh, wow.
Wait, do you actually go up in the helicopter?
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
And then what happens?
Like, somebody's hurt?
You help them?
You put them in, like, you're basically a paramedic, but in the sky?
So, yeah, we have a paramedic and a nurse, and we either go to hospitals.
If they need, like, a higher level of care, we'll take them to a bigger hospital, you know,
or if it's a bad, like, accident and the ground ambulance calls us, we'll go to that
seen and we'll pick up a patient from there and transport them to like a trauma center.
Wow, what a job.
Are you so stressed out at your job?
No, I love my job.
I guess it would be, I mean, you have to do it because you love helping people, right?
I mean, to do what you do, that's a person, that's a people job.
Oh, yeah, absolutely, 100%.
I just feel like I would be stressed out all the time.
Like, the pressure is always on.
Well, good for you for not feeling like that because if you're stressed out, you're not working
at your highest capacity.
Okay, we'll play the game.
Let's see.
I kind of wanted her to win now.
Yeah, me too.
I haven't even told her the categories yet.
Okay, so what's going to happen is, Brittany,
is I'm going to give you three categories.
You pick your category first.
Famous dogs on TV and movies.
Okay, so famous dogs, okay?
The second category is Friends, the TV show.
Ooh.
The third category, hold on, hold on, there's still one more.
The third category is history.
Ah. So you have Friends the TV show, Famous Dogs, or History. Which one would you like?
Let's do Famous Dogs. Okay. So I have ten questions here for you. If you get them all right in 60 seconds, you win $100 of my money. And if you don't, you don't. But it is fun anyway, right?
Absolutely.
All right. So you can pass any time. We'll come back to it. Even if you miss it, we'll come back to it. Okay?
Okay. Are you ready to play the 60 Second Showdown?
Yes, yes. Say yes.
Yes.
Are you ready to play?
Yes. I get a little ahead of myself.
The first question, the timer starts when I'm done with the first question.
Here we go. Question number one.
Famous dogs, by the way, is the category.
Famous dogs.
What movie starred Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston as they adopted a yellow lab?
Marley and me.
Correct.
What's the name of the Tamp?
Tanner's family dog in full house.
Oh, past.
What TV show has about a smart and fearless collie that performs a series of heroic tasks?
Lassie.
Correct.
What kind of dog was air bud?
A lab.
Incorrect.
Based on the novel, what film stars Diane Lane and John Cusack?
What's a dog film?
Named after the famous composer,
what St. Bernard dog brings together the Newton family with his loving nature?
Beethoven
Correct
What's the name
of the American
Children's book series
About a giant red dog
Old Yeller?
Incorrect
What TV
No, we're gonna come back to it
What TV show
Was about an orphan boy
Rusty
And his German Shepherd
As they traveled together
To help soldiers
Ooh, I don't know, Pat
What's the name of the toy
Wiener Dog and the toy story
movie
Uh, Blank
Oh
She did okay
Yeah, that's a hard one
That was tough
Oh, was it to you guys
Yeah
I'm looking at the questions
so obviously they're not as tough to me
and I feel like I would know them.
Okay, you didn't win, but let's see how
these other ones fell out.
Let's see, Marley and Misha got.
The Tanner's family dog was...
What is that?
Comet.
Comet.
She got Lassie.
Air Bud was a golden retriever.
The 2005 dog film
with Diane Lane and John Cusack
is must-love dogs.
That was a tough one.
She got Beethoven as to St. Bernard.
The Big Red Dug.
dog, she missed her.
He got it later. But yeah, but it's
Clifford the big red dog.
The orphan boy with the
German Shepherd is Rentin'10. The Adventures
of Rentin'10. Oh.
Slinky is
the weiner dog in Toy Story.
And then the only question you didn't get
to is the Cocker Spaniel and a
streetwise mutt that fall in love
which is
Lady and the Tramp.
You didn't win, but you know what?
We like you anyway. There she is.
Brittany, would you like to give a shout out to anybody?
Your consolation prize, do you have about eight seconds of airtime to say whatever you want?
Go ahead.
I just want to say hi to my family in Missouri.
I miss y'all and I love you guys.
Four more seconds.
That's it.
That's it.
There she is.
Brittany and Nashville.
Brittany, thank you so much.
Better like you next time, okay, friend.
Thank you guys.
All right.
Thank you for listening.
Bye-bye.
Lauren in Arkansas, you're on the Bobby Bone show.
What's going on with you?
is not too much
just headed to work
I wanted to call
and talk about
your date from yesterday
and I had a story
about one myself
Wait what do you want to talk about
what part of that story
The wimpy
How you said that you were a wimp
From it
Well if I can also say this
She didn't know that I was being wimpy
Like I was climbing a rock wall
And I go boo boo in my hand
And I never was like
I got boo boo in my hand
I just didn't climb that much anymore.
So I didn't outwardly show how wimpy I am, even though it still hurts.
And it's only a little bit tear.
But I'm not known as a guy that uses hands a whole lot.
You know?
Yeah.
So, okay.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
You tell me your story now.
Okay.
So my ex-boyfriend, I went on a date one time, and we went through a walking trail here in Litterock.
and we were on our way back to our car when we came across a snake on the path,
and he turned around and ran screaming away like a little girl.
And I was the one that was standing there going, oh, snap, what am I going to do?
And so I waited until it, you know, slithered off the path.
And then I was like, okay, you can come back.
We can head to the car now and then the rest of the way he basically ran to the car because he was afraid he would see another one.
Did you judge him and hold that against him?
Needless to say, it's been a story that all of my friends have definitely heard.
Because I was the one who was brave enough to stand there and wait for it to go by.
This poor guy.
Yeah, I mean, nothing wrong with what he did.
He doesn't like snakes.
things that trigger us and trigger our fears.
Snakes is a common one.
Again, and I'm not scared of snakes,
but I can see where someone would be just super afraid of snakes.
And you dumped them because of that or what?
No, no, no, no.
I didn't dump him because of that.
No, it's just the story that definitely stuck.
But it was a factor.
It was a factor because you were like,
Annie's also a wimp.
Right?
When you dumped them, you were like, Andy's a we.
Well, you know, there was that, you know,
deep down there was one of those reasons
yes but yeah my friends they were
all just like he should have at least stood
there with you and waited but he
was the one that ran away
he reacted but what do you
say Bobby we should respond not react
no but when something happens
you feel like your life is threatened
and again I'm not even scared of snakes I'm just taking out for
wimpy guys everywhere but
all right I guess that's okay
Lauren a little bit I feel like that's
kind of rude but okay okay you'd be
you. I appreciate that call, though. Thank you very much.
Yeah, you'll have a great day. Yeah, you too. See you later.
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Tomorrow night's the big party at my house.
So did a little work on it last night.
Got a little more work to do today.
And then Hillary had asked, and Hillary works
in our glass room, what we're wearing.
And so just dress nice.
Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, last year,
yeah, we all dressed pretty nice.
So same theme. Do you remember last year?
Yeah. Last year was just dressed nice.
Kind of cocktailish.
Well, I was asked, what's the dress coat?
I don't dress nice.
That's your house.
house, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
People take a picture.
It's a holiday-ish party.
Yeah.
Why are you upset about that?
No, I just,
house party you don't think, dress up.
Well, you do if somebody gets all the food and you hire a musician.
Yeah.
It's a dinner party.
I forgot hired musicians.
Movie night.
Okay.
Yeah.
And we're not showing up in jeans and T-shirt.
Okay.
So, yeah, there is no official.
By the way, everybody's RSVP except for lunchbox.
Oh.
Was I supposed to RSVP?
Yeah, the initial thing.
Because I don't know.
And, you know,
me what's weird is I never valued the RSVP until I started throwing parties myself.
Yeah.
And then it's all about you have to get enough for everybody and make sure everybody has specific
things.
And so yes, everybody is in, as claimed in, except for you.
Yeah, there was an email.
Because there was an email that said RSVP so we know what to get.
Oh, my bad.
I just thought it was assumed we were all going.
Okay.
No, that's why RSVP.
Oh, sorry.
Did your wife get off work?
I can't remember.
Yeah, she did.
Okay.
Just reply to it.
And, well, Ramundo, you bring in bay?
Yeah, she's so down.
She wants to wear a little cocktail dress I told her to.
Perfect.
A little cocktail dress.
A little black dress, what the girls do.
LBT.
And how did you guys have a good time at Garth over the weekend?
Oh my gosh, dude.
Five rows away.
How did you get such good tickets to Garth Brooks?
Her dad hooked it up.
He works with Garth.
Okay.
Yeah, so anyways, I was so close.
One time I kicked a beach ball, it went on stage and hit like a guitar player.
I almost got bounced out of the joint.
Stop it.
I am serious.
I would wave my hands and he would motion back.
at me. And then I voted for him.
Who motioned back at you? Garth.
I was doing my hands like this and he looked down,
give me a little wave. We were that close.
And then I kept saying, because I voted for him
for entertainer of the year, so I kept saying, we did it!
We did it! You're entertaining of a lifetime!
Going nuts, baby. I was a voter.
And did he respond to that?
I mean, he probably heard it. I was yelling.
Greatest concert you ever been to?
Most people, at times, it was almost louder when you're in a basketball
arena because some of the noise was going out at the top,
it wasn't enclosed, but the amount of people,
I mean, it sucked though, the lines, dude.
What do you mean?
30 minutes for a beer.
Took me an hour to go to the bathroom one time.
I missed the entire John Party set.
I was in line for the beer.
So John Party was the surprise opener?
Was it a surprise?
I think so.
I didn't know that.
Okay, we knew a little bit before,
but yeah, he was the guy.
And then obviously, you know, people are saying,
oh, I bet Kenny's going to come.
Oh, do you think Blake's going to come?
That got started getting thrown around.
So then everybody's waiting for a surprise guest.
It's like, guys, stop that rumor.
Just let it surprise us.
But yeah, he just, it was part of.
before and then just Garth all night.
Love it.
How long did Garth play?
I'd say two and a half.
They said it was a little bit shorter of one of his shows.
Like, is it cold?
Sometimes he goes past midnight.
He might have had a curfew on that puppy.
But yeah, it was cold.
We were in Carhart's.
I was wearing boots, camo.
We were all bundled up.
I thought I was going to snow at one point.
And then he did Thunder Rolls and they shot some stuff out, man.
I thought it was snowing, rain, and sleeting during Thunder Rolls.
Like, and the Thunder Rolls!
And the storms coming in, dude.
It was nuts, man.
You don't get that inside concert.
That's why you got to take those things to football stadium.
That's the other league guys had a good time.
Dude, and I didn't even really know her whole family was coming there.
So, you know, before I was getting a little tanked.
And then, I mean, her sister, I mean, brothers there, mom, dad, cousins.
Everybody was there.
I'm like, oh, I didn't know all of them were coming.
But it was fun.
Her dad came.
We pre-partied hotel party.
Her dad tried White Claw for the first time.
I mean, it was just kind of like an olive branch.
She's like, hey, you like, you like White Claw?
I'll drink some White Claw with you.
It was great, man.
And then I had a little bit too much to drink.
So I asked my one buddy, I said,
is this the time you have to talk with the dad?
And he goes, no, absolutely not.
Oh, so you were thinking about talking with her dad drunk.
No, I want to.
Your daughter, I like her.
We played way too many games of beer pong in the hotel.
And so my buddy goes, no, don't do it this time.
Wait.
Wait for the back porch when you guys are chilling for Thanksgiving.
So now you're thinking about asking her dad for her hand in marriage on Thanksgiving.
Absolutely.
Why did she set it up?
What?
What?
set up you and your dad.
No, no, no, no, no.
He needs to do that.
No, no, no, no.
But I'm saying she knows.
But her dad, no,
if I'm the dad, I don't want my daughter
is setting up the meeting.
He right needs to do it.
But I'm saying it's so out there
that we talk about it on the show.
She's trying to do anything
to get him to propose.
Do her parents listen?
No, I mean, her pops is working on the tractor
right now.
He doesn't listen to the show.
So, I mean, I get that that seems
okay because we talk about it all the time,
but trust me, as the dad, no.
Yeah, and I don't want to make an appointment on it.
If you're missing what I'm saying, if she was like, hey, Ramundo's going to come over, is it a Colby comes over at 5 p.m.?
Like, it just sets up Raymondo.
And I don't say why.
That's so scheduled, though.
I want to do it on the slide.
But you've been not being able to do it on the slide.
You're either drunk or do you go to the house and he's not there.
Or it's too far of a drive.
Yeah.
20 minutes away.
This only happens once.
Can I not just do it the cool guy way, just when we're casually chilling with each other and then I bring it up?
Okay, so I'm going to be her dad.
We're just sitting on the back porch, right?
So what are we're just looking out in the woods.
Hey man,
when you hand me another beer?
There you go.
Hey,
that's a good beer.
Hey, man,
I wanted to talk to you real quick.
What's up?
You know I like your daughter a lot.
I like her.
I mean,
you guys been together six years.
We have,
we have.
And it's been a phenomenal time
and you know that.
Hey, do you like me?
Yeah, I think,
yeah, I like you.
Okay, can I ask me?
I mean, I almost consider you family already.
Awesome.
Can I ask for your daughter's hand in marriage?
Sir?
Mr. Birdwell, sir.
Boy, right to it.
Are you alive, sir?
Right to it.
Okay.
Do you like me?
Do you think I'm cute?
I said that when we were all partying.
I go, you hate me, don't you?
But they know it's coming too, right?
I know, yeah, they do.
They know it's coming.
But Garth, what do you rate it?
Five thunderstorms out of five.
Oh, yeah?
Wow.
For thunder rolls.
What?
I saw your Instagram when you guys did thunder rolls.
I tried to document as much as possible.
Not a lot of people get to do something like that.
So I definitely wanted a video at all.
I know.
That's annoying.
Whenever people annoy post concerts, I just skip.
I don't watch any of it.
You get like two videos.
But I just did that for myself.
I'm going to archive it when 40 years down the road.
Hey, kids, look at this concert.
I went with with your mom.
Boom.
And then they got all the video footage of it.
Dad, Mom, why are you still aren't married?
I can't talk to my dad, son.
All right, Raymondo.
It's a good story.
It's a Bobby Bones show.
Hey, thank you guys for hanging
Now, Amy, I know you got your kids a little later so you didn't have to do daycare with them at all.
Right.
Police in Colorado found 26 children behind a false wall in the basement of a daycare center.
It appears the staff hid them there to avoid getting busted for having more kids than their license allowed.
Oh, no. That's terrible.
I wonder if it's one of those where you like pulled a book out and it switched.
Probably not that fancy, but.
They had received multiple complaints that the facility was housing more children.
children in their daycare than the license permitted.
It's called Play Mountain Place, located in Colorado Springs.
When officers got there, there were no children inside.
And they were like, what's the deal here?
And they found out there's a fake wall.
Oh, no.
And they ushered them all behind the wall.
Poor things.
Please.
No.
No, you probably have to have a certain amount of caretakers per kid.
I'm not saying what they did was right.
I just said pretty smart.
You know what I mean?
That false wall.
Yeah, yeah, there you go. Let's see, tonight. I'm going to, I'm going to go support Amy and her charity event tonight.
So are you on the board of this charity or what? No, there's just like a committee that helped.
You're in the committee. Well, like an organizing committee, I guess. Yeah, for the fundraiser. So yeah.
I will conclude my night at this charity event that Amy's doing. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to my therapist.
The normal stuff. Then I'm going to go out and go to your deal tonight. Don't keep me.
me out too late though. Oh no, that's up to you. I mean, am I picking you up? No, you don't do that. I'll
just see that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up with you? It's up to you. Well, pretty much
gonna be working on that. I've got to work out today and then we'll be working on that.
What do I wear to this? Tuxedo? Super casual. Tuxedo? No, jeans. Tuxedo without the shirt?
Does a bow tie in the jacket? What you're wearing or jeans and like a flannel or something.
Oh, a flannel. Okay. Is the theme lumberjack? No. Is there a theme? No, I was just letting you know it's
casual. Okay. Yeah. All right. That's it for us. We'll see you on Tuesday show. Appreciate you.
And I hope you have a good day. We'll see you then. Bye, everybody.
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