The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Has To Apologize To Lunchbox + Dan+Shay In Studio For Album Release Day + Things That Make You Emotional

Episode Date: June 22, 2018

Bobby discovers he was wrong about song lyrics and must apologize to Lunchbox. Show members and listeners share things that make them emotional. Plus, it's album release day for Dan+Shay! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yeah. May I tell you, I always wonder if I would survive one of these, you're trapped in the desert, alone. You have to make do with a can of skull and a mountain dew for 17 days. You know, I don't... I think into the world, I'm pretty good because I have no choice. I'm figuring it out. If I'm having... This guy here, Paul Hanks, he went hiking Joshua Tree National Park.

What states that? California. I think it's California, yeah. He was in a t-shirt and shorts. He's an attorney. He fell 20 feet. He was stranded in the park. Had just a little bit of food, a little bit of water.

He had to drink his own urine to survive. He found some rainwater. And he found some cacti that he could eat. Wow. Then he fell again, 15 feet. Five days later, they found him alive. Oh, my goodness. Multiple surgeries to go.

Dang. But, again, the drink of my own urine part is not crazy to me. I could eat another human if we crash in an air mountain. Like all that I have no problem doing. I just wonder though if I would go, I get out in the desert. If I go, you know what? God has been a good life. I'm ready to go.

I don't know that I would have the will. Yeah, because I do that sometimes just with my monthly cramps. God, I have a good life. Yes. Take me away. Just take me now. That's funny. But you, for example, you would go, I have a husband and kids, God.

Let me get back to them. me I go You know what? I got a bunch of shoes at home Bobby Somebody can use those But it's like Why would I stick it out?

I don't know if I would make that And it's not even the crazy part Again the drinking the fluids and stuff I'd probably fight for a little bit I think I'd just give up Especially after you fell again Like you fell to like me And then you fall again

What are you walking? Like look down Just sit in the sand We got a problem here Or like that one dude That had to cut off his arm When it got stuck Oh, yes.

You could? Stop. What? Yeah, yeah, I could do that. Yeah, right. I believe you could. I could do that. I can do that.

I can you imagine the book you're going to write when you survive? Oh, you survive. Yeah, but that's what that's the, this series, he's not going to book. You got a story at the top of a stupid morning show. Now we're over it. Yeah. We're done. To get really dramatic, you title the book, how many hours you were out there.

547. Yeah, yeah. That's a long book, man. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Jen Pratt used to walk the halls of Children's St. Paul Hospital. She was a kid. She was diagnosed and treated for a tumor in her leg.

She visited the hospital. She was there for a year. She got chemo. They had surgery to remove the tumor. And then she was done. She was out. She was healthy. Flash forward many years now.

And Jen Pratt is now called Dr. Pratt. And she works on the other side of the hospital treating the same patients. Oh, wow. That's awesome. Yeah. So she's working with them just as they worked with her. So Dr. Pratt, we see. see you. I see you.

The Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. Here's what I have for you. I give you a fictional city from a TV show. You tell me what show is there. Oh, cool. Don't miss it, though. So, for example, here is just a free one. Anybody can answer it. Pony.

Oh, that's Parks and Rec. Right. You would have got a point if that had been real. No, no points. Okay, here we go. It's the city they live in a parks and wreck. Amy, you're up first. Mayberry What show is in Mayberry I know

Andy Griffin Oh no Say it again What's the name of the show Andy Griffith I did ask again I like said that Alex says it

It's Andy Griffith Oh TH so I'm not in And that does some people Good job Lunchbox Hockens Indiana Hawkins Indiana And the only one I can think of is the middle.

The middle, he says. No. Stranger Things. Oh, yes. Hock and Sheriff. How about Eddie? Dillon, Texas. Oh, Friday Night Lights.

Correct. Woo! Amy, bedrock. Oh, the Flintstones. Correct. Lunchbox, Bayside. Oh, that's saved by the bell. Correct.

Eddie. Quohog. What? Oh, come on. Quohog? Yeah. Oh, that's Harry Potter. Oh, no.

He's serious. Lunch, what do you think? Family guy, I guess. Do we have any score or we've just been running wild? Well, I got one wrong. Amy's undefeated. And what about you? Throw clear in there.

Sorry. Amy, let's see. You went, Amy. How about Gotham? Hit it out of the park, Amy. Well, there's a show called Gotham. What's the city? Batman.

Batman. How about Springfield? Hit it out of the park, Amy. It's the cartoon people. Is it? Is it the Simpsons? And for the win. For the win-win.

King's Landing. Oh, oh, okay. It's not King of Queens. Kings Landing. It's the other cartoon people. Right? King's Landing. Five seconds.

What TV shows in Kings Landing? Answer? Is Game of Thrones. Yes. Yes, that's right. Well, anyway, I'm wondering. There it is. That last one, I was all over the place.

In my head, I was like, golden girls. Like, nothing was going to work. Congratulations on your win. What are you going to do with your prize? What is my prize? No, nothing. Yay. Bobby Bones.

The Bobby Bones show. I always wonder how you guys feel about signs from above. Like, you ever go, oh, that's a sign I should do this. Yeah. Okay. Because how I feel is, if we're looking for a sign, we're going to find it. If I'm looking for a sign to do Action A, I'm going to look hard enough to find that sign. But what if you're not looking and then it's just boom in front of your face.

Obviously, this is about Amy. That's what I'm leading into over here. Okay. So tell them what happened. Because I was just having a not-so-great parenting day, not feeling really awesome about my parenting skills, if you will. I just kept failing left and right. And then as I'm feeling the lowest of low, I pull up to a red light. and the car to the right of me has a magnetic sign on their door that says parenting coach.

www. www.parentingcoach.org Linda Ray Miller. And I'm like, Linda, is this a sign? I mean, I don't know Linda, but she's sitting next to me in this car. I took a picture. I haven't on my phone. I haven't done anything with it. I don't know if I should go to the website, get the number, call Linda.

But it just felt like in my... I'm missing this opportunity to enhance my parenting skills via Linda. Eddie, yes. Amy, I hate to ran on your parade, but what if this is that targeting marketing that people talk about where they know who you are and what you're going to do? It's like Instagram feed of cards. Yes.

The live version. Yes. So do you think you need parent coaching? Maybe. Are you considering calling her? I mean, that's what I'm asking. Most of them curious how much she charges. Yeah.

I mean, I guess I could call to find out. Make some money. Yeah. I could definitely. look into it. Call, I'm curious to know. Okay. And I just wonder what her whole, like, her old spiel is. Like, here's why she hired me. But here's what I have to offer

you. And does she come into the home? And does she Do she wear a whistle? Out of here? Like a coach? No, but I mean, I would be into that. And, oh, look. I mean, her website's like super cute. Oh. Do you believe that Jesus sent that signed to Amy? Yes. Yeah. See?

Told you? Possibly, yeah. Told you. See, it's like that guy that's in the flood and he was praying for God to rescue him. No, that's a joke. That's a joke. It's a joke that I tell from Jerry Clower. I know, it's a joke. You're not even telling her, right, so I'm not going to let you disgrace it.

What? Signs happen. Have you ever had a sign? No. Yeah, your grandma one time knocked over that guitar. I guess I think what we're searching for, we find. I think regardless, if I'm looking for a sign for something, I can find it. And then your mom locked you in that room.

Right. Now, is that true? And my mom had died, too. I know. Or my dog dumped all his ashes on me. They exploded on my car. Do I think it's a sign or am I just an idiot in all those instances? Probably the second one.

The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. It's Friday, so that means new music and movies hitting theaters. Music-wise, Dan and Shay's self-titled album is officially out today, and here's a little clip of all to myself. Hey, let me say this. These guys are so good, and this album is so good. They played three days in a row, all new songs, aside from tequila, which is a monster, too.

So good. That's all. Just a little extra from me. It's so good. What else? I agree. So Jurassic World Falling Kingdom hits theaters today starring Chris Pratt. It only has 59% positive on Rotten Tomatoes though. Well, it is like the third one, right? The second or third one? Maybe the fourth. Well, I'm not counting the old, old ones. I'm talking about just, it's a second, oh, it's a second new one? Oh, I'm surprised. Well, okay, well, there you go. Also, there's a documentary on Elvis Presley hitting some theaters called The King, and it has

92% positive on Rotten Tomatoes. I watched a documentary on Janice Shoplin on I bought on my computer. I just like old biographies, books, or stories, and it was really good. Like, she's from Port Arthur, Texas. Eddie, you know much about Janice Shoplin? Yeah, I saw a documentary.

I wonder if it's the same one. Do they go back to, like, her hometown and talk about appearance? It's good. Yeah. Yeah, it's good. So, not that has anything to do with it, but I just like documentaries.

I mean, what else can they say about Elvis Presley, though, at this point? Now, we know it all. Come on. You know, do you think he's alive, though? No, he's dead. All right, cool. And then heads up tickets for our IHeart Radio Festival, Daytime Village, the VIP Suites. They go on sale today.

Yeah, people performing, by the way, are Logic, five seconds of summer, Dustin Lynch, Bobby Bones and the Raging Idiots. Wow. Hey. There you go. Everybody knew who they were. Dua Lipa. So what you can do is you go to iHeartRadio.com slash tickets. And the whole deal is they're VIP suites.

You get to hang out in the suite. There's a pit ticket. So they're on sale at 10 a.m. Eastern 7 p.m. Pacific. Iheartradio.com slash tickets. There you go. I'm Amy. That's your skinny. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good.

An Oregon State police trooper rescued 10 puppies during a traffic stop that were locked in a trunk without water. Yeah, so he pulled over this 2008 Ford Fusion. He kept swearing a little bit. He conducted a consent search and found the puppies locked in the trunk. It was 90 degrees. The owner was cited for Amherstead. animal neglect. The puppies were taken to Jackson County Animal Services, and it looks like four

of them have already been adopted. Oh, wow. Good. Yeah. That stinks, huh? Yeah. Well, it's good that he pulled that car over, and it's good that he found the puppies and arrested the people, and they're being adopted. See, there's some good news there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobid Bones show. Bonehead. Norrie of the day. This story comes to us from Ohio. A 24-year-old woman has been sentenced to 18 months in prison after she borrowed some urine. That was some bad urine. She's on parole. And she had to go for a urine test.

She's like, oh, no, I'm going to fail. So she tells her friend, hey, let me get some urine. So she submits that urine, test positive for drugs. Her friend didn't give her the heads up like I, too, have been using. Oh, man. 18 months in prison. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the day.

You know how you can look online and see what people's net worth are? Oh, yeah. For example, the net worth of Taylor Swift is $380 million. Yeah, do you think Taylor Swift or Katie Perry has a higher net worth? Oh. Taylor Swift? Taylor, $380 to Katie's $295 million. Oh, mind-blown.

Yeah, it's closer than you would think. But I think Taylor was the easy answer there. Wow. But yeah, Taylor's worth almost half a billion. And, okay, okay, so who do you think, Amy? Kim Kardashian or Kanye West. Who has the higher net worth? This is such a debate.

I'm going to go Kim Kardashian now. You think in recent years? Yeah, at one point in time he probably was beating her, but... Kim Kardashian is worth $175 million. Kanye West is worth $160 million. You were correct. Yeah, and you're right. She's surpassed him recently, but they're still pretty similar.

Justin Timberlake or Justin Bieber, who has a higher net worth there. Justin Timberlake or Justin Bieber? Oh, man. Oh, I'm going to go. Justin Bieber. Wow. Let's talk you think about this.

Timberlake or Bieber? Has to be Timberlake. You would think. He's been crushing it for like 20 years. But for some of those years, he had to split it with four other dudes. Timberlake or Bieber? Eddie, what do you think?

What does Networth mean? All things combined. All of it? Yeah, like property, money, what's it worth? Timberlake. Timberlake. With 265 million, it's Justin Bieber. What up?

There's something wrong. There's something wrong with society. Yeah, I saw that on his instant story. Yeah. He doesn't have a limbo. Was he wearing Yeezys because he combined, he was like, yeah, Lambot Yeezy. How about Jerry Seinfeld or Jay-Z?

Whoa. Oh, Jerry Seinfeld. No way. Yeah. Because Jay-Z's always the richest. Him and a puppy are the richest. Yes. In the everything or hip-hop world?

I think all music. Oh. Well, see, Jerry Seinfeld is totally different. I will tell you this. The difference is only $20 million. That's it? Okay, I stick with Jerry Seinfeld. It's Jay-Z.

They're both valued over $900 million. What? Close to a billion, both of them. 920 million, the winner is Jerry Seinfeld, but barely. That mailbox money. Uh-huh. I'll give you one more. Who's worth more?

Now, think about this one. Kid Rock or Chris Rock? Oh, that's easy. Yeah, easy. Because we talked about Kid Rock being worth 80 million. Yeah. On the other day. That's right.

Yeah. I'm going to go Chris Rock because didn't Netflix just pay him like $40 million? Yeah, but you don't get all that. As someone who does the arts, you have to give your agent 10%. Oh, I know. You only get maybe 30%. Like, if I do something outside of the show, I make about 35% of what I actually make. How much what's his face from the NFL got from his?

Patriots contract, who's that guy? Tom Brady? It killed himself. Aaron and it is. Yeah. Chris Rock or Kid Rock? That's Kid Rock for sure. Chris Rock.

Yeah. At 100 million is Chris Rock. Kid Rock's 80 million though, yeah. I don't think I've missed one. You haven't? No. Oh, okay. Pen of Rose on your nose. How about that?

That's a big one of there. Ramundo is our audio producer. He sits in the glass room. Hey, what happened with the interview? So I got reached out to, on Instagram. Actually, they sent me, they slid into the DMs and they said, hey, we want to interview you for a major publication, just talk about... Oh, they wanted to interview you, like, ask you questions?

Yeah, about being a producer, about country music, probably the insides and outs that most people don't know about. And I thought, I'm perfect for that. I see all the artists most of the artists most of the artists, I would say, I'd say I know probably most of the inside dirt about the country artists. I have some pretty good connections. And so, what magazine is there? Do you not want to say?

It was like country clones? I never even heard of that, dude. No, no, but they have a huge following on Instagram. They have over 18,000 followers. For a magazine, that's actually pretty good. I've never heard a country clones. Look that up, Mike, D-Wa? Okay, so did they?

They didn't show up or why? Well, I think largely it's a blog. But anyways, it was supposed to be a pretty exclusive thing. They were going to make a big deal out of it, and I was down with it. But then they just never responded. We had an appointment set. We were going to do the questions. That never happened.

And then I said, hey, do you guys want to reschedule? Nothing. They ghosted me. That's a thing. Country clones. And our boss follows them on Instagram. Let me see. There you go.

I've never heard of that. And I'm wrong because I'm so wrong. Oh, I mean, it looks cute. Speaking of being wrong, Eddie? Yeah, what's up? Should we go ahead and just apologize now? Eddie and I were very wrong about something. And not only were we really wrong, like we feel bad about it.

Yeah, we went far too. We went way far and we should take a second and apologize. I haven't side text Eddie about it and was like I think we need to apologize and I haven't sent that emoji like

with the teeth and we guys we're rarely wrong about stuff like this I'm about like 86% right right like I'm pretty much right up but I am wrong as can be

and I believe what in the world are y'all talking about I believe a real man's worth is shown when he could admit he's wrong that's right that's right

so I'd like to go to a certain song from Black Street called No Diggity Yeah! Lunchbug goes Play on play on play at and Eddie and I were like you're an idiot

it's play on playoff. I even Googled it though I thought it said play up. Look at it Mike D try to because I think someone sent us a link and it's I never heard of a playette. Guys the lyrics clearly say play on play at lunchbox I Bobby acknowledged that I'm wrong and I apologize for going to level two with it. So from my heart it's here we are on Friday I just want you to know I was wrong and I'm sorry. Hey I accept your apology it was numerous

days. It wasn't just like you let it die that day. Days after, you still were making fun of me. I know. I know. I was like, guys, I hear the lyrics. That's what I hear. So, man. Here it is. So it goes. I like the play. It's no digity, no doubt. Play on, playette.

Yo, Dre, drop the verse. You know what I'm saying? So a playette is a female player. Because they are called players. They play playette. Eddie? Yeah, lunchbox. I'd like to apologize from the bottom of my heart. I'm really sorry. I laughed with Bobby about it. Even the whole weekend,

Bobby and I were hanging out. We were still laughing at that. We were, and we are wrong. We're absolutely wrong. We're very sorry. We are very sorry. Sorry, lunchbox. Wow.

We're very sorry. I'm a lot smarter than you guys. Give me credit for it. Thank you. Anything you say right now, you're actually right to say it because I could not have been more wrong and I feel terrible.

Gosh, guys. When it comes to music, you have to listen to me. Okay, now you're pushing it. Yeah, don't push it. But I definitely laughed at you too, so I'm sorry. Yeah.

I don't know. You laughed at lunchbox too? I didn't text anybody about it later, though. Oh, okay. Yeah, you were side laughing. That's even worse. I'm done. I'm done. At least lunchbox, we were honest about it.

That's right. And we apologized. Yeah. Okay. Tonight, I'll be in Tampa, tomorrow in Fort Pierce. The Tampa show, I think, is sold out. Fort Pierce tomorrow night, bobby bonescom. If you want to come out to a show, you can make fun of me, whatever you want to do.

I deserve it. Also be in D.C., Northampton, Massachusetts, even Little Rock. So there's that lunchbox. I'm sorry. Eddie's sorry. Amy's kind of stabbing you in the best. back. What? Laughing about you behind your back.

No, I, no, I side laughed in front of your face, and now I'm apologizing. Okay, well, there we go. Thank you, thank you, and we'll continue on the Friday show right now. Play off, LaH. Oh, boy. It's time for the good news. Tell me something good. When Caitlin was three months old, she was diagnosed with cystic fibrosis with a problem

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Amazing. A double lung transplant. Two new lungs and a husband. Yeah. Wow. That's telling me something good. It's crushing candy, getting boring, and you want to try something new, then you have to play the puzzle game, Best Fiends.

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you and Eddie to go see Garth Brooks. We drove from Nashville to Little Rock. Yeah, so six hours. Yeah. That's worth it, too. It was amazing. It was sure worth it. Every second ever, yeah.

I'd do it again. Well, I wouldn't because I've been to that tour twice now. And you drove the whole time, though. Oh, I mean, but I'd do it again if it was like my first time, yeah. You'd ride another six hours? Yeah, that was good. Lunchbox further, you ever drove for a concert? Oh, drove four hours to go see Tina Turner.

The Thunder. And Lionel Richie was opening. You didn't know who he was, right? No, no, no, that was in college. So that was in San Antonio. It was just a 20-minute drive. I drove to Houston from Austin and had to sit in traffic and took four hours to get there. And I saw her.

And it was just Tina Turner the whole time. She did an hour and a half. Took a 20-minute break. Came back out for another hour and a half. Woo! Simply the best. Amazing. See what he did there?

The show before, though, was on Lionel Richie. Yeah, Lionel Richie was so boring. You just don't know his songs. Okay. Well, he sat on the edge of the state and sang. And he sat at the piano. And I was like, okay. But that's what he does.

And all I could think was get this old dude off the stage and get me some Tina Turner. The crowd was miserable. The fact that Lunchbox loves Tina Turner is so funny. You know why, Eddie? Why? He got a Happy Meal when he was like six at McDonald's and had a Tina Turner tape in it. Is that true? So he listened to it all the way to Chicago, right?

It was the greatest hits, and you could buy the tape for like $1.99 with the Happy Meal or the combo meal. My mom bought it, and we listened to it in our car all the way to Chicago to go see my grandparents. And I was like, this lady is amazing. The Gar thing for me is six hours. I went and drove to Chris Rock about four and a half hours last year because I wanted to see him in a big theater. And it's basically the special that's on Netflix now. And then I flew for no other reason to Minneapolis to watch John Mayer. That's right.

Because I was touring every weekend. That was the one weekend I was off. I remember that case you want to wash your head. That's probably the longest, but I did fly. And I got a hotel room. I love John Mayer. And I know that you probably found yourself somewhere. But I do not really care.

Because as long as it is there Man When I was talking to Katie Perry Yeah Back You know You all talked about John? No

But that whole time I was thinking Like what's John Mayer like? Man Like you dated them You love Who you love Look that shampoo bottle Yeah the same thing

Yeah If you go to a hotel And it's one of those Digital locks Where you take the card And you put it in the door They're now They're now

They're now I'm shocked It doesn't happen more because the cleaning people can get in with that master key all the time. Yeah, that's why to keep thieves out of my room, I use that thing that you flip over the door handle. Yes. Oh, yeah, the latch.

Yeah, I keep it old school. Sometimes you got to keep it old school so they don't get you. But yeah, security's exploited a hack where people can go in and make their own key card and get into every room. I'm going to tell you one time, I'm in Dallas, and they give me the wrong key. So they just hand you, and they go, boom, and they beep it, and they go, here's your room, 487. So here my happy body goes up.

I threw him 487. Beep, beep, beep. Get off. Roll my bag. Stick my key in the door. I open the door and I walk in, man. It's time to lay down and go to sleep. Amy, I get two feet from the bed, and I see a couple laying in the bed of sleep.

Oh, man. And I'm like this. I'm like, oh, my God. Not loud, though, because you don't know. No, no, sorry. I'm like, so I grabbed that bag. It was Tasmanian devil feet. I was out of that room so fast because if I were them and I would have seen me and there was a gun anywhere nearby, I would have shot me.

Because I was right over the top of them. I was about to fall in the bed. You know how you walk over the bed and just lean and just fall? That would have been awkward. Yeah, I was tired. I've been traveling. It's like 11 p.m. at night. And so I get up to the bed.

I'm about to fall in. Just like stiff in your body and go, boom. And right before I start to boom it, I look down. And there they are. sleep, probably like 40-year-old, both of them. And then I see their bags in the bathroom, and I'm like, he just took a second to process. Yeah. Scared that crap out of me.

So, did you end up getting any sort of, like, discount? No, I just said, hey, you guys gave me the key to a wrong room, and I almost died. And they were like, what do you mean? And I told them, and they said, oh, here's your, here's your new key. Oh, bad. Yeah. But I've also went to the wrong room before because I was traveling, and I go to this room. My key wouldn't work.

Knocked on the door. And I hear some shuffling in there. I'm going, who's in my room? I'm beating on the door, and they open it up. And I'm like, oh, it's not my room. It's a different floor, but in the same spot. Yeah, that's not good. Yeah, the hotel room's in the exact same spot.

I knew, like, where it was. Hate that. In location. It's different floor. I was like, why can I get in my room? Oh, hi. Oh, yeah? As a single lady.

Oh. Yeah, so. That's how you met. That's what you should be to start knocking on doors. Hey, this is this my room? No, but what's your name? Well, I'd like for it to be. Then it's a little bit of mine.

Then it's how you made your life. Then we just start smooching right away. Oh, this is your fantasy. Yeah. Well, you just made it for me. It wasn't. Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Yeah. Man. Lunchbox used to talk about how he would just meet random girls and not say a word and start smooching. Get out of here. Stop it. I don't believe one than that. For those that are new to the show, you don't remember a crazy lunchbox.

He would come in and go, oh, I just matter. We didn't even talk. We just started smooching. We're like, what? It happens. Happened. Like, how does that happen? You just walk up and start smooching.

I mean, you can tell when they look at you and you look at them that they want some of the tongue. You can tell. I'm telling you what? It happened numerous times. And then what would happen after that? They were like, cool as it? Or they were like, let's get a shot. Let's get a drink.

Did it ever happen where they go, I didn't want that? No, no, no, no. You can tell. Like, when you're at a bar and you see a chick and she sees you, you know if she wants it. Okay. And how many time? More than five? Yes.

Oh, easily. How? All right. Yesterday, we're talking about that new movie Christopher Robin, which is Winnie the Pooh's friend. You know he is, right? The kid. But now Christopher Robin is an adult man, and he's having a mental breakdown. And he's like, I don't know.

And Pooh shows up. What to do? What to do? Robin. I'm cracked. Oh, I don't see any cracks. A few wrinkles, maybe. So our punk rock producer, Mike D. was like, it made me cry almost.

Eddie watched it yesterday. What did you think about it? I have a 10-year-old, so I'm forced to watch a bunch of these cartoon movies. This isn't a cartoon, and I try to be tough about it, but I started getting chills when Pooh showed up. I got chills in my body. It was so weird. I'm glad it's not a cartoon infused into human. Yeah, it's like,

Paddington Bear or those kind of animation. But poo does look a little fake to me. Well, that's because he's not real. Yeah, I was wondering that. What do you want them to use? Hey, we were talking about things that make you feel oddly emotional, and that was one. Rebecca and Ohio, good morning. Morning.

What about this has happened to you where you're just like, hmm, chill and chill and chill and boom, emotional. I teach kindergarten, and I had a student raise her hand and read a word, and she's never been able to read a word before, and I lost it in front of all of my kids. I bet that's awesome, though, because you've watched someone try and then develop and then succeed. Oh, yeah. And for this student, it was like, oh, my goodness, where did that come from kind of moment?

That's cool. That's really cool. Thanks for sharing that with us. Let's go over to Nadine and Maryland. Hey, Nadine. Hey, Bobby. What happens where you shouldn't get emotional, but you do oddly? I cry when artists win awards shows, especially.

when they all things together for a tragedy that's happened in our country. Now, do you cry if someone wins Best New Artist for no reason? Yeah, it just kind of makes me care of when they, like, have worked our whole lives to do it. Yeah. Okay, okay. I appreciate that. Hey, Randall, you're in Oklahoma. What you think about this?

My thing is, that song, by Scotty McGree, five more minutes. That'll definitely pull on the old filler strings. Which part of it gets you Because there's something in that song It's maybe the football, the grandpa What is it? It's mainly the grandpa Because I just lost a grandma

Here a couple years ago And it was kind of a big thing for me Well, I appreciate you sharing that story with us, bud I appreciate you Hey, I appreciate you You That's what guys do They get vulnerable

And they have to yell at each other Real quick to cancel it out Amy, yesterday you didn't bring one of these up What do you think? Well, I do have one It's something my son was singing and it was just so cute. Somebody gave my kids

ukuleleys and he doesn't know really how to play it, but he was strumming it and I've never heard him and they've been home for over two months and I've never sang this song to him. But all of a sudden he's strumming it and he goes, it's a bitsy spider wind up the water spout. And I was like, oh what?

It was the cutest thing ever. Why did that resonate? Because it's English? It's English. Like that's a song for my childhood. I was thinking, it's just cute to see him, like, bring that out of nowhere. And I just pictured maybe back at the orphanage. Someone must have saying that to him. I don't know. Lunchbox.

Tracy Morgan has a new TV show coming out on TBS, and he's the star of it. O.G? Yeah, the last OG or something like that. And I thought Tracy Morgan was never going to act again. And so it was kind of cool. Just like, it gave me chills. Like, okay, he's making a little comeback. He's getting better.

Look at everybody getting oddly emotional. I talked about yesterday how I sent a text to a friend who wrote a section of my new book. I have eight or nine people that wrote a paragraph or so. And I was like, man, thank you for being my friend. Travel down the road and back again. Your heart is true. And then I realized it was a Golden Girl song. I just said, I just appreciate you.

I think producer Eddie's messing up. And because I think that pumping your gas while your car is still on is a bad move. I've been doing that since I started driving. My dad did it all the time, so I've been doing it my whole life. I didn't think that was, like, allowed. One, I don't know that it is allowed. What's the problem with it? It says on the gas pump, turn off your vehicle.

It'll blow up. I don't think it won't blow up. But why would you even risk it? Yeah. Like, do you smoke a cigarette while you're doing it too? No, no, guys, that's a fire. That's a flame. Like, I never thought twice about it.

You leave your car on. Mm-hmm. I pull up the gas. I leave my car on. I just go out and I start pumping. Sometimes they even go back in the car and sit there. Why not turn the car off? Because you're going to go back and forth anyway.

I think most of the time I'm listening to something on the radio or whatever, I just kind of leave it on. You can't just pull it back one pop and keep the radio on? Or if it's cold, the kids are in the car, I'll leave it on. Thanks. Peter. Guys, I didn't do this my whole life. I never thought this was a big deal. Who is the one that outed Eddie about this? I did.

We went to go get some lunch and he stops to get gas and he jumps out and he starts pump gas. I said, hey, dude, the car's on. He goes, what's the big deal? I was like, it says right there on the pump. car can't explode. And he goes, they're just lied to you. Guys, prove to me that there's a issue of this. But why should we have to prove to you?

Like, why the risk? If there's heat and there's combustion and there's gasoline, there's probably a reason they're saying you shouldn't. I don't know, man. I mean, should I start doing this now? Yeah, you should probably. Especially, are you driving your old car? Oh, you get rid of your old car.

No, no, I drive my Jeep now. Still. Yeah. With the kids in the car? Yeah. Put that poll up on Twitter. Yeah, I want to. I wonder what people think.

There's got to be more people like me out there. Does anyone else in the room leave their car running when they pump gas? No chance. Yeah, it's only you, dude. Just me? Yeah. That's crazy. Okay, well, there's that.

Do you see Eddie's son bought all the Peppa Pig shows without asking him about it? Oh. Four years old. So my 10-year-old, he did that when he was younger with iTunes when we had like Minion Rush or some game. And I didn't even think that this would ever happen to me again. But my four-year-old right behind him, He gets on Amazon and clicks away. And apparently there's some clause in the security code where if it's something under the

rated G, there's no passcode required. So the dude ordered four seasons of Peppa Pig at $9.99 each. Did they come to the house? No, no, no, no. No, no. It's, he watches it. It just shows up automatically. And I wonder, like, what's, he's watching Peppa Pig all day.

And he's just like, I got new episodes. They're great. And I look at him. Like, well, yeah, that's $40 down the drain. New Peppa Pig. So what do you do? No, I'll just keep it. I mean, he's going to watch them.

But how do you handle it with him? No, I told him. He's like, it's real easy. And he even showed me. He's like, look, you go to the thing and you push the button and boom. You don't have the parental lock on it. If he tries to watch a movie PG, PG-13, it won't let him. Oh, I know.

But, I mean, even for purchases, we have a parental code. He leaves his car running when he pumps gas. What do you expect from him? I mean, but I've been there. I live recklessly. Yeah, come on. It's time for the good news. Shout out to the California Highway Patrol for being super cute and thoughtful and awesome.

They gave a police escort to a family of geese found walking across the San Francisco Oakland Bay Bridge. And they escorted them for over a mile or so. They just want to make sure that they got to the other side safely. That's pretty funny. And it's cool because they probably were. Oh, everyone in there, nobody was like irritated with it. Everyone had their cell phones out, like posting videos on social.

Like, check out these geese getting police escort. Love it. On the Bobby Bones show now. Dan and Shea. All right. The record's out today. Dan and Shea are in studio right now. And full disclosure, we recorded this yesterday because you guys are out on Cool Guy Press Tour. You're gone right now. Cool guy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I said, let's grab this piece. So the record's out today. Tell me about the record. Like, what are people getting from this? And this is, first of all, Dan, you know, he mentioned earlier in the week that this is a self-titled record, obviously. And it was tough. You know, whenever you make a self-titled album, there's a lot of pressure there.

And this felt like the perfect record. to do that with because, you know, we've come a long ways. All of us we were talking about, you know, both of us were kind of coming up at the same time and starting this whole thing. And this to us is where Dan and Shea has been leading towards, you know, for the last five years or so. And so we're just so proud of every song on this record.

And we feel like this is really just the where we've been going. And just we're very proud of every song. So this was the time we're finally going to take a chance to make this our self-titled album. You can only do one of those. Unless you do Dan and Shee, too. Exactly. Yeah.

Yeah. Like Lennon Shadez Echrepline 4. I like it. I'm just saying. Here's tequila. It's on the record out today. Here's all to myself. Played this on Tuesday. That's right.

Yeah. Speechless, which Amy said was her favorite of the week. Yeah. So I can get your vocals on there. Well, when I'm home, I do sing really well with you. I've realized I'm right in your range. I like that. I just say you know.

And not many people are. Yeah. No? You're kind of... Just me. We should do that. Have a Bobby cast where, you know, we just sing all the songs together. I've been taking my singing down.

You don't like to give... It's bringing back up. No. And then there's this one from yesterday. Keeping score. It's Dan and Shea with Kelly Clarkson. I know I'm only you. Come on.

Look at that. Well, here we are on day four of four days of Dan and Shay. Is it yesterday? No, no. It is a treat. I tell you. It's a treat. I like that treat.

It's nice. You know, these two guys. here are absolute grinders. Like they, like from one person that I work, I work hard to hustle and you guys are hustling too, so I see it. Like I see the grind that you guys are putting in the day and effort

and you're super talented too, you have both. I just have the effort. You guys have the talent and the effort, but I so much respect for me to you guys because I see the work that you're putting in. Thank you, brother. Not that everybody's to put it at work, but you guys are on the road. You guys are doing hundreds of shows. We're doing it, man. You're building a fan base from

scratch. It's unbelievable. It's crazy. Thank you, man. It's obviously with anything, it takes a lot of hard work. And Dan told me a quote forever ago that I love it. It's hard work beats talent when talent doesn't want to work hard. And I've always just kind of had that in the back of my mind. And we're trying to do that. You know, we're trying to work as hard as we possibly can.

And you're a very, very talented guy, which I see you work harder than anybody in this business. Am I a treat, though, is what I wonder. You're more than a treat. Ah, yes, thank you very much. I can't even think of anything. I'll probably say something weird if I try to think of something. What was the fake account? accounts and I troll both of you on them.

That's how you know you made it. Okay, well, listen. No, burner accounts or accounts that I have and run under a different name. Got it. Not that. Yeah, yeah. It's like a burner phone. You know, we can trade.

Yeah. I've heard of burners, but, yeah, that's pretty cool. Dan and Jay are here, and the record's out right now. Oh, people check it out, but only after the show's over. I'll be honest with you. I don't need them drumming away right now. After the show's over. Consume it and go see them live.

Good to see you guys. Good to see you. And we'll talk soon. We spent four days together, so we're. We're probably good on the quota. I was hanging out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was in the contract tomorrow.

Four days a month. All right, Dan and Shane, there they are. Everybody say bye, Dan and Shane, everybody. Bobby Bong. Show. You like your husband to wear no-show socks, ankle socks, or like up to the calf? No-show. You do?

Pretty much no-show. I know the pulling them up, up the calves is, like, in right now, right? Yeah, I don't know about in. Those no-shows fall down to my feet all the time. Oh, really? Yeah. I just wonder if you thought one of them was great. Most people don't like the no-shows.

They say it looks weird on men. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, maybe I'm doing it all wrong. I'll have to see if other ones look better on them, but we go no-show in our house. Lunchbox, what kind of socks you wear? I wear no-show and show, but mostly show.

What kind of underwear do you wear lunchbox? Depends. I got the boxers. I saw boxers from like 13 years ago. They got holes all up in it. Like, they have Simpsons on them, Napoleon Dynamite, things like that. We've been seeing him in those same exact ones for years and years and years.

Since the show started? Yeah. It's all the same ones. Yeah. I try to switch out my underwear. But the lunchbox has a point. If you have a pair that you've really grown, it's like jeans. If you have a really great fitting pair of boxer briefs, you don't want to get rid of them.

Yeah, but you rotate yours like on the regular, right? I try to, yeah. Yeah. I don't mind holes. It's just whenever they... Yeah. You know what I mean? My husband gave you some that, you know, are easy to wash on the go.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wear those sometimes. Man, so happy you guys could spend even just a few minutes with us today. Thank you so much. Got to go. Hopefully you guys will be around. We'll be around. I'm around all day, actually.

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