The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Helps Listener Struggling With Online Dating + Raymundo's Dumb COVID Move + Lunchbox vs. Electric Company!

Episode Date: March 30, 2021

A listener calls in with an issue he's having with online dating and women not looking like their profile pictures. Raymundo didn’t realize something about getting his vaccine and did something dumb. Plus, Lunchbox thinks the electric company owes him money after going without power over the weekend and having to throw out food! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And I've been better at actually doing the pre-wrench before putting in the dishwasher because it used to, I would go, why am I paying for a dishwasher if I'm washing the dishes before I put in the dishwasher? But then I realize that's only more trouble for me. So I will do the pre-rents and then I will put it in. But here's the stuff they say you should not be putting in there. Non-stick cookware. Amy, I got to tell you, don't even know the difference. If it's a pan, it goes in the dishwasher.

Yeah, well, I would say I know not to put non-stick cookware in the dishwasher. I hand-wash it. But what's non-stick? Do I have that stuff? I don't know if you have that stuff. You'll have to look at the packaging or the pan, and it may say at the bottom. Sometimes it says not dishwasher safe or whatever. So you can look. It'll be imprinted on the bottom.

Or maybe you can even just tell by the touch of the, but it's just not good. Like it makes it come off or something. Let me be honest. I don't load the dishwasher all the time. I figured. And when I do, I'm not going full inspector gadget on the stuff I'm sticking in there. Yeah, well, what else is on the list? Anything made of wood.

And I put every wood board, cutting board that we have in the dishwasher. Okay. Do you do that? No, no, I don't put wood in there. Wood can warp or crack from the heat, especially cutting boards. So when they need a deep clean scrub them with baking soda. Listen, if they don't go in the dishwasher, they just get a hot water rinse for me if I'm doing it. Yeah, I think it's okay.

As long as you're okay with knowing that you're probably wearing it out faster than it needs to Cast iron skillets. I'll throw those in there. No, no, you do not. Why would I know? That will like rust it, I think. It ruins the seasoning, which is what the cast iron is all about, and it can make them rust. Oh, there you go.

So it's just better to clean them with hot water. No, it goes into the dishwasher. Although it takes more spots than the other one. I get annoyed with those because it takes like a quarter of the whole bottom rack on the dishwasher. Because you kind of have to lean it in because it's too tall to go all the way in when you push it in. Right. You need to just stop putting it in there. It really is ruining the whole thing.

You know, I'm just going to stop doing the dishes, apparently. I don't do it a lot anyway, but this just shows me I'm doing everything wrong. So, aluminum cookware. Hmm. I think I probably put that in there. That's interesting. Why? It just says even one dishwasher cycle can oxidize the metal and take it from shiny to dull.

Oh, okay. Anything copper, like copper pots. I don't have anything copper. I put my penny collection in there about once in a month. Yeah. Yeah. Certain plastic items. again, if it's a plastic bowl that we've, it's in the dishwasher, and then sharp knives.

Oh, yeah, to dull them. How do you know all this stuff? Oh, you can, though. Like, I put them, if you want to run them through there, you can put it on the top rack. Okay. I don't measure the sharpness of knives before I stick them in that little slide. I feel like I do pretty good when I stick them, you know, knife down so Caitlin doesn't cut her hand if she's unloading it.

Right. And I'm like, look at me, I'm really contributing. I'm thinking of somebody else. But I don't look at how sharp they are. Yeah, well. I mean, now you know. You can hand-wash your knives so that they don't dull. You want to know one of the things I do.

Again, I'm going to be honest about this. I don't do it often. But occasionally, when I creep up and I load the dishwasher or I clean the kitchen, it may be the sexiest thing that I do. Really? Why? Because I think Caitlin appreciates that more than anything else. I can walk in and, you know, a pair of fresh box of briefs and be like, what's up, baby?

She's like, what are you doing? But if I clean that kitchen, there's like a twinkle in her eye. Well, that's a good reminder to a lot of people listening. Like maybe a lot of, maybe Eddie and Lunchbox and Ray can take some notes. Guys, why do you think I do the dishes every night? Come on. But if you do it every night, I feel like it's just expected. I mean, I guess.

Yeah, you're right. After a while, it's no longer sexy because I do it every night. Good call. There was an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond where Raymond was vacuuming the floor. And Debra was looking at him like, oh, and he's like, what? I'm just vacuuming. And she's like, no, this is it. But like, as I get older, like, I felt that just a little bit.

I felt that. Let us open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. Morning studio. I listen to the podcast every single day. I feel silly, but I really need a neutral third-party piece of advice.

I live in a suburban, single-family house-type neighborhood. My new next-door neighbors just moved in. There are three drivers living there, at least three cars in the driveway always. The driveway is easily three cars wide, but about one and a half cars deep. The problem is when others come, they park in front of my house. Isn't that my spot in front of our house? This happens for multiple days a week, even weekends. It's like a constant party, people coming and going.

Can I ask them not to park in front of my house? Can I own the street parking? Please help sign possible Karen. Now, I've never lived at a place like this. Amy, you have where you had to park in front of the house mostly for street parking. Yes. What is the advice you give her? I don't know that you can claim the street.

I know it was a bummer. Sometimes I would have to park two houses down and walk down to my house, and that's just the way the curkey crumbled. And then, oh, I had an extra bummer because we had a fire hydrant right to the left of our house, so then I mean, can't park there either. So sometimes we were really screwed. But yeah, that's public parking. Is that bad word?

I'm just aggressive shocked here. You say it. Go ahead. Well, you know, that's how frustrating it would be. So I feel your pain. But there was someone in my neighborhood, though. I thought this took guts. I would say something else, but

this took a lot. They created their own little cone that said do not park here or whatever and they would put it out in front of their house. You can try it. Uh-huh. And nobody I mean, I was like, wow, that's It's clever. It's working.

But someone could really just kind of throw the cone to the side and be like, forget you. I'm barking here. But it worked for them. I think the cone probably works 40% of the time. Yeah. I think there is some benefit to putting that out there. This is what I would do. When their spot opens up front of their house, go park in it and teach them a lesson.

If they have a spot in front of that, just go park there. Always. And they'll be like, well, I'm nowhere to park. And then, okay, well, see how I feel? But you can't really claim it. You've got to strategically find a way to have it. Yep. Because you don't own the street.

Nope. You own the grass right up to the curb, but you don't own the street. That doesn't make you a Karen as long as you don't go yelling at them to get out of your spot. Yeah, like your frustration is valid, but unfortunately there's nothing can really do about it. Eddie, this happened to your house? Oh, all the time. I mean, it's just a part of neighborhood life because you, like you said, you don't own the front of that. And it is an eyesore. You get home and you're just like, who's in my house?

Oh, that's the neighbor that always parks there. But you can't do anything about it. But I like that she calls herself Possible Karen because she almost became a Karen. Would you put a cone out in front of your house? Oh, absolutely. I have one of those signs that makes people slow down because I have kids. My kids never play in the street, but if they do, they're taking care of. I'm that person.

I love cones. I love little flags that say slow. slow down, I'm all about it. So our answer is you don't own the street, you can't have the street officially, but you can do things to have that spot. You can try to do things. Yeah. And it may come back to bite you, but we suggest

trying a couple things. All right, there it is. We've got your email and we read it on your air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mailback. Jared and Pennsylvania, what's up, bud? Hey, how's it going? Good, man. What can I help you with? I have been struggling on the dating app website.

just like a lot of people have. So I get these pictures of these girls. They're beautiful girls. I've gone on dates with them and I get to the date and they're 30 to 40 pounds heavier than what their pictures are showing. Amy rolled her eyes. I giggled.

Okay. Because I don't know. I mean, is he seeing their body in the, like how are you measuring the weight or whatever you're seeing? Like, I don't know if it's just their headshot and then you're assuming it's one way or I mean, I'm sure, yeah, some of them probably alter their photos, but what's the problem? It's full body shots.

Every date that I go on, the pictures aren't the same. So it's like, what else is there besides dating apps? Okay, so all of your pictures represent you to a team? I'm not. I'm just curious. No, he said he's struggling, and I thought, okay, maybe he's got some problems. But now he's saying, no, that some of the women are the problem. So every girl you've been out with, Jay,

They're within a month old. Okay, then that's great. Every picture that you put up is within a month, and all the girls that you're going out with, they show up 40 pounds heavier than what they look like. 30 to 40 pounds heavier, yep. He's got that range down. He knows exactly.

It's a lot of pounds. Yeah, 30. But so what about their personality? Are you still attracted to that? Well, I feel like they're lying to me. Okay. Nobody on this show is dating except Morgan number two, and she uses the dating apps.

Morgan, do you ever go out with them? guy and he doesn't look like his picture? I mean, no, guys aren't really big on that. For the most part, if guys look different in their picture, they tend to look better in person. So I don't have much experience with, like, catfishing, I would say. Would you consider this catfishing, though, if it's the same person, just a little more of the person?

I mean, no, because, like, you know, we all just went through a pandemic. If you ate a bunch of food and life happened, like, can't hate on that person for the things that changed in their body. So I don't know, but I do understand that you have to be attracted to a person. So you can't be mad at them, but like you go out with them and you just kind of move forward and maybe if it's really that important to, like, FaceTime them before you go on the date. And I think that's a good idea. Oh, so now we get him on, excuse me, can I get you on FaceTime?

And you go ahead back away from the camera and do a turn. Oh, yeah. So actually you guys are hating on my guy, Jared here. Yes, I am. Okay, first of all, the only problem I have with what Morgan said is, sure, if you gain some weight during a pandemic, great, but update your picture. Don't represent who you are with someone you aren't. Well, maybe a girl hasn't seen she feels just as confident as she did with the other photo.

Obviously, these apps are very what you are physically, for the most part. That's what these apps are, and then you get together and you see if you can bond on a different level. But let's not act like these apps. He's not even wanted to get to another level. Well, because they're not showing up. who they said they were. And here's the thing. I think that's dishonest.

Okay. We're assuming that maybe they have up an old photo or something, but it could be. And something that we do need to work on is, yes, just embracing ourselves as we are. And unfortunately, a lot of people, I won't say just women, use the apps that do, it may be a new photo, but they do that thing with Photoshop where they shrink themselves. Because there's that pressure from people like. But that's a lie. And not people like him, if you show up and you are, if you say, I'm going to bring you some groceries.

I'm bringing you broccoli. I'm bringing you some mac and cheese. I'm probably going to bring a couple sodas. And all you show up with is tuna? That's not what I ordered. Right. I'm not saying that the shrinking is right. We need to get to where we're comfortable with being ourselves

and we don't use these apps to alter our waist size or whatever. I think in theory, you're right. He's trying to find a wife right now. So, yeah, just be honest. Put it out there. Be like, hey, heads up. If you don't look anything like your picture, I don't want to meet you. Well, that ain't going to get money bucks.

So how do we help him? What's your advice? Jared, what I would say is, do you ever talk to these girls for a couple of days in, like, the chat part of the app, or do you ever move it over to Instagram or text? I tried. I tried that. But it's not working for you? No. Honestly, I've gotten off to dating apps and just trying to find.

I'm old-fashioned. I'm 42. Just getting back into the dating scene. So the dating apps were like, so when I first started doing this, and I'm getting hit with all these girls. and it was flattering, but then they're not showing who they really are, so I'm like, crap. I guess what I would do is I would look in the background of the pictures,

and if, like, Blossom is on TV in the background, you know that pictures. It's from the 80s. If E.T. is a movie, and they're in the theater, you know that's an old picture. I think you just have to go, and it's a numbers game on dating apps, and I think if you go out with enough girls,

eventually one or two of them are going to be who they say they are. Some aren't, and that's just the gamble you take. It is a numbers game on dating apps. Well, he's gone back to the old-fashioned way, so now he can measure people with his eyeballs. Don't be a hater of this guy. He legitimately had a problem or we're trying to help him.

It just makes me uncomfortable that he's like putting a weight on them. They put a weight on themselves. If it's not a big deal, why would they not put a picture? I don't know. We're not seeing, but he's, let's like just quite the accusation. He's not accusing anyone specifically. Oh, well, I'm standing up for these women. and I don't even know them.

And I'm standing up for him. There's such pressure. Again, he ordered broccoli and mac and cheese. And they don't bring them that. Yeah. Okay. They bring him Legos. He can't even eat Legos.

Okay. Well, he said he's off the apps. Jerry, get back on the apps, bud. Jared, we helped you none. We just fought with each other basically here. My advice to you is continue pursuing, and dating as a numbers game, you're going to do it until you find the person.

You're going to have a lot of bad. You should have a lot of bad. That don't match with what you're looking for. That's just part of the game. So keep at it. Keep your head down. Keep going on dates. Keep meeting people.

Some are going to be who they are. Some are you're not going to find out they're not who they are until way later in the relationship. And those will be even worse. So all we're going to do is really encourage you to keep trying, okay? Yeah, good luck. I appreciate it. And everybody out there that's on a nap, put your real picture up. Yeah, let's try.

It's a challenge to be like your authentic self. I am dealing with now. I have to take some new pictures for like head shots, publicity shots. And I mean, I could use the one from five years ago. But you know what? It's a little too young. It doesn't look like me. I would like to look younger in publicity shots.

But I can't because I'm 40. I think that's good to some publicity shots. Sometimes for some people, it's so obvious that it's old. Same thing though. Is this? Right. I know, but good for you for being like aware. Good for me.

Embracing your age and then being like, okay. Well, I'm embracing it, but it's like, well, you are. I don't want to be, you know, 22 on a publicity shot. And people meet me in real life and they're like, I just got catfish by a radio. So, okay. Jared, thank you for the call.

Hope you have a great day. You bet. All right. See you later. All right. I had to get her jeeps is flowing this morning. Fighting with each other this early. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University,

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It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Tell me something good. A year ago, Tyrone John was the first. first patient to go to a hospital in Queens with COVID. Back then, they had no idea what COVID was, but he was the first. It was a bad deal. He was there for three weeks. He was in a coma. But it was a miracle. He came out of it and he was released and he's recovered. But that was a year ago. So last week, he decided to go back to the hospital to show all the nurses and the doctors,

hey, look, look what you did to me. I feel great. And everyone's like, oh my gosh, you look amazing. This is great. And I think they needed to see that because, again, it was so long ago. and he was the first, and I'm sure they saw thousands after that. You know they were scared of death of the first one that came in. Oh, yeah. They're like, what is happening? We have any idea what was going on? You know, I thought about taking my foster baby back to the hospital where he was born two years ago.

Just to kind of have that same reaction and be like, guys, look, he was born with a lot of drugs in his system. They were worried how he was going to turn out. Oh, not for the baby, for the staff. For the staff so they could see the baby. Look, he's two years old. That makes sense. Thanks to you guys. I think we all went, why are you taking the baby back there?

He doesn't care. Yeah. No, for the staff to see him. the nurses. Okay, I think that would be great. Tell that story again, because we all looked at each other like, why is Eddie taking the baby back? My foster baby was born two years ago at a hospital here down the street, and he had a lot of drugs in his system, and they were worried how he was going to do with the withdrawals and all that. So I thought it'd be cool to take him back now and show the nurses, like, look at him. He's so great. Did he have withdrawals for a while? Oh, my gosh, for almost a year.

Heavy breathing. He would shake a lot. Wow. Yeah, it was so heartbreaking to see him. go through that for, I mean, I'd say like eight months of withdrawals pretty bad. Now he's good. He's great now. And if they saw him walk down those halls, they'd be like, oh my gosh. I doubt they'd remember him, but still it'd be cool to see that. That's cool. That's two stories right there in one.

There you go. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. I found this TikTok account where this guy plays company jingles on random instruments. His name is Foolish Frankie, so I've cut them down and turned them into a game. Okay? I will play you aging. as played on an instrument, guess what the company is?

Okay. For example, the first instrument is going to be a saxophone. Write your answer down. Can you name the company? What would that be? McDonald's. Okay. Okay, that's McDonald's.

All right, number two, on guitar, can you name this commercial? I play that one more time, Ramunda? Okay, here we go. One, two, three. Nationwide. Nice. All you guys got it. Next up, this is guitar and sax.

Can you name? this jingle. That's a good one. I like that one a lot. Here it is one more time. Now here we go. One, two, three. O'Reilly.

There was silence over there. I said auto parts. You didn't say O'Reilly? No, I said auto parts. All right. Lunchbox, no point. Amy and Eddie with a point there. All right, next up, everybody's still in.

This is guitar and saxophone. Name it. All the game music. Here it is again. All right, I need your answer on the count of three. One, two, three. Farmers. It's farmers.

Yeah. We are farmers. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Yeah, Eddie with a point there. Okay. Okay. Nice job. Eddie takes the lead.

Can you name this on sax and flute? What jingle is that? Here it is again. Is that familiar? No. Yes. No. No, it does it?

Not at all. Can you play one more time? Sure. Here you go. All right, guys, here we go. Oh, man. One, two, three. State Farm.

We got two State Farm, one Taco Bell. Oh, I just did State Farm, though. The actual jingle is Liberty, Liberty, Liberty, Liberty, Liberty. Oh, that's Liberty Mutual. Liberty Mutual. Boo. Eddie's still in the league. Here is number six.

All right. Here we go. One, two, three. Unsolved Mysteries. Unsolved Mysteries. Amity to Taco Bell again, Eddie's at Home Depot. So, Ray, will you play that again? At Home Depot, you'll find out.

Oh, my gosh. That's it. I heard the voice. You'll find kitchen sinks for you and your family in all shapes and sizes. That is Home Depot. Eddie takes a lead. You want to hear the real Home Depot one? Yes. Okay, here you go.

So close there. Do your voiceover. At Home Depot, we have shop and cards that all four wheels roll the same way at the same time, which is much better than our competitors. All right. Next up, we have two left. this is a tough one name this one here it is again

all right one two three we got a burger king of spaghettios we got a burger king of spaghettios and an applebyes something something so delicious Ray would you play the real one that is old spice

are there there's no ones oh I got stuck on food stuff because I thought it was delicious I'm gonna make this last one worth three points okay wait so what's the score it's Eddie four Amy two two lunchbox one great

Amy you get this. Your domination. Worth three points. Here we go. Write your answers down. One more time from the top. Lunchbox know it or something? I know it.

We're going to go one at a time. Amy, can you name that jingle? Lucky Charms? Lucky Charms is not it. Okay. Lunchbox, if you get this right, you can tie. Oh, it's tied. Can you name that jingle?

JJ Winworth, let's go. Who? J.J. Winworth! Yeah! Eat that! Eat that! Who? Tybal is JJ Wittworth.

That's what I just said. J.J. Winworth. Let's go. Yeah. Oh, Eddie. How do you like them apples, baby? Let's go. You don't have it.

You don't have it. Tieball game. Woo! Yes. I love it. Lunchbug has guessed JJ Wentworth. Eddie, what have you guessed? Would you like to read my answer?

I will. Pass it over to me. Okay, yeah. Eddie has J.T. Wentworth. Oh, you missed. You missed it. Let's go. Over time.

No, no, I got it. Let's go. Okay, okay, hold on. Eddie has J.T. Wentworth. Lunchbox has J. J.J. Winworth. J.J. Okay.

Let's go. Here's the actual jingle. Go ahead. Call J.G. Wentworth. 877. No. No. No.

No. No. No. Were you so on, Eddie? Oh, yeah! You're right. I did. Push Puck got real cocky there.

Oh, no! J.G. J.G. Wintworth. Okay, good. That's crazy. Eddie, you are the winner. Yeah. Hilarious.

Sorry, lunchbox. Not really. What would you like to say, Eddie? I'd like to say thank you for all those minutes I've spent watching TV and all these commercials. There he is. Come on. Amy, you got the vaccine? Oh yeah, got the first shot. And then 20, I don't know, now it's 27 days. I'll get the second shot.

Did you have any side effects at all? No, my arm hurt a little bit. Well, it's actually still a little sore like when I lifted up, but zero side effects. You know the conversation I hear out in about more than any conversation is, so would you get Moderna or Pfizer? Like I just hear people talking about that. Like, hey, what's the weather? Hey, how about that game? Like, it's just, you know, that's it. Which one did you get? So, I mean, which one did you get? Madonna. Oh, I got Pfizer. Yeah, but I didn't, I didn't even know. Honestly, I didn't know if I was getting, I didn't know which one I was getting, I thought maybe I was hoping I was getting Johnson and Johnson because it's just one shot. So I let her stick me and then after she stuck me, I was like, which one did I get? Yeah, you never have a choice. She said Madonna. I was like, cool. I'll be back. You have to wait four weeks. Yep. For Pfizer, we have to wait three, but I get my second one next week. Cool. So, but the second one from anyone that I know, that's when everybody gets sick for the most part. Yeah. I've heard that. Ramundo, you got a shot, right? Yeah, I had to drive way in the country and go and get my first one, the Pfizer.

What do you mean way in the country? Like somebody's cabin? I had to drive 45 minutes outside of the city because that was the Walmart that had availability, and I was able to get it right away. So what did you do after you got the shy? So apparently you're supposed to hold on to this vaccine card. I just assumed it was a couple notes from the doctor. I had no idea what it was.

He had scribbles all over it. It wasn't really professional looking, so I just threw it away. Oh, no. Well, the time had come for me to get my second shot. And I go in there and they said, where's your vaccine card? I don't have it. I said, well, there's a database. I got my first one.

They said, no, that vaccine card is how you get your second one. So now I have to drive 45 minutes out. Who even knows how to get there again and get that card before I get my second shot? Wait, so you were going to a different place to get your second shot? Yeah. My first one is outside of the city. The next one's downtown. You can do that.

You can? Interesting. I thought you had to go back to the same spot. Nope. My wife hooked it all up and I was all set until I screwed it up and threw away the card. Some dumpster and out national. City. Go dig through it.

Find the dumpster. Amy's grandma did that once for like her retainer. Yeah, Chucky Cheese dumpster found my retainer. And she went and fought for that thing, huh? Yeah, she did. She was not. Well, first of all, she knew how upset my mom would be with her that we got thrown away. But she was just a determined woman.

She found it, Ray. Yeah, I'll go check that out. But no, I got to go exact location and get a replica of the card or whatever. Yeah. Krispy Cream, which says, hey, we're giving away a free donut to everybody who gets the COVID vaccine. And for a whole year, by the way, they're defending itself because people are like, hey, you can let people come get donuts every day for free?

That could kill them. Oh, my gosh. This is so stupid. It's so stupid. The donut chain's well-meaning incentive sparked backlash on social media, with everyone from doctors to comedians pointing out that obesity is also a prime risk category for the coronavirus. Additionally, there's a history of big brands offering generous specials that end up

becoming a mistake. Here's the thing. You don't have to go get it, right? You do not have to go to Krispy Cream and get your donut if you don't want it. Every single day. Yeah. You don't have to go once if you don't want it. Right. This is what's annoying about people, about the backlash, is that it's probably just a very small group of people pointing out, hey, that's funny. But again, we all have the ability to make our own decisions. Heck, you can choose to not go get a vaccine if you want. I wouldn't choose that. The guy feels like he has to come out and make a statement. for giving away free donuts to encourage people to get the vaccine. And then people are like, oh, what a dumb.

It's like the SpongeBob SquarePants episode. Do you see they're pulling two of those SpongeBob SquarePants episodes? No. Why? Because they're like, oh, this is not appropriate. Now, before I tell you about these episodes, you know, I'm not a big fan of creating trouble from people's past. Like, if you tweet something out 10 years ago and it's bad,

but you are a different person now, I don't think you should just lose any job you have right now. Can we all agree with that? Yes. But that's just not the way most people approach it. But yes, I agree with you. There's an episode called Midlife Crestation, which aired in 2003. Mr. Crabs is having a midlife crisis, so SpongeBob and Patrick teach him how to act young and carefree again.

In one sequence, they convince him to take part in a panty raid, which involves the trio breaking into a woman's house to steal her underwear. It turns out to be Mr. Crabs' mother's house who berates her and sends him to his childhood room. they pulled this because it's too controversial. Woke Amy, I need Woke Amy to be here. I don't even know because I haven't seen the episode, but I don't get it. Why would Spongebob go on a panty raid?

What do you mean? Because it's stupid. I think it's what people did back in the 60s or 70s. Oh, it is? I have no idea. But isn't, I get that adults like SpongeBob, but isn't it a kid show? Kind of sort of, right? Amy would pull the episode.

We'd hear it from her now. No, I don't know that I would pull the episode. I just don't get it to begin with. Like, whether it was appropriate back then or appropriate now, I'm still confused as to why the people under the sea are going on a panty raid. Why would any person go on a panty rate ever? I don't know. I didn't know it was a thing.

Like, yeah, but what's the, it's just, yeah. No, I am not pulling the episode, Bobby. Yeah, no, woke Amy just pulled the episode. No, I didn't. What's the other one? It's called quarantined crab. So it involves crusty crab going into quarantine after an outbreak of crab flu. So they decided to pull the episode because of the pandemic.

Oh, that's dumb. Woke Amy says that's dumb. So you wouldn't pull that one? No, I wouldn't pull either. I don't think, but obviously I haven't seen the whole episode, but I just don't think that there's any reason to pull it. People are way too sensitive about way too many things. People are canceling.

I'm just not a fan of cancel culture. I'm a fan of, hey, if you did something stupid, you should do something right. There are consequences, but you should be able to come back. You should work your way back. But don't be screaming, you're not a fan of cancel culture if you canceled the Dixie Chicks back in the day either. Let's be honest about that too.

Don't be like, I hate cancel culture, but you are the ones going, get the Dix Chicks off the radio. Just so we're all fair and even and honest here. Yeah, I will speak to that. I was a huge Dixie Chicks fan, but I also loved George Bush. So that was a very hard moment for me. I wanted to go to their concert so bad. So I went, but my friend paid for my ticket.

My point is, it's fine to not go to their concerts. It's fine to not support them. But when people were saying, get them off the radio, burn their, you can't now be going, I'm not cancel culture, but be going, well, except for the Dixie Chicks, I canceled them. Well, you know, but people could grow from that. And hopefully they did. Yes, I agree. So I'm not canceling them.

Yes. Don't cancel the people that canceled the Dixie Chicks. Right, thank you. We're just all cancel each other. We're back to even. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant.

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for you and your family with the help of American Military University. That's AMU. APUS.org slash military. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So a doctor in Florida recently posted a TikTok video that has more than 36 million views

because it has him pulling out a ball of ear wax and fungus out of somebody's ear. And here's the deal. This might be going on inside of your ears if you keep things like earplugs or AirPods in your ears

for too long. And I'm thinking right now as I do this show for however many hours we sit here, I have my earbuds inside my ear. But anyway, here's a clip from the video. In the last year, $18 billion worth of AirPods have been sold.

So this is a fungus ball from a guy who wears AirPods constantly. As they always say, too much of a good thing can be a bad thing. Yeah, warning, if you go find the video, it is disgusting. So I will give you that heads up now. And what's going on is called automycosis. And if you feel like you might have that going on, go see a dog. because the first step is to have the fungus ball removed, and then you'll be on prescription ear drops for a few weeks.

That sounds miserable. I'm just going to keep my earbuds in and not worry about it. That's what I like to do. I like to ignore things until it becomes a really big problem. Like that's me as a dentist. We got a little something happening there? Eh, let's just wait it out. And it never works out of my favor to wait it out until it gets better, honestly. I'm like, you know what, I'll wait it out.

It'll probably get better. And then it just gets a lot worse. Yeah, I'm saying. Hey, speaking to TikTok, I was watching, and it's tough because the account is in somewhat Spanish, but there is an account where time travelers are in the future showing us that humanity is gone by 2027. Have you guys looked at this account? No.

What? No, I mean, but tell us more. Okay, this guy translated, his name is Only Survivor. It says he's a time traveler and he has bleak news about the future. Traveling a mere six years in the future, he says humanity has become extinct. And he shows in a video of Baron Valencia Spitz. vein. And so that's him saying, hey, guys, heads up. And he's getting, he has millions of followers. Thoughts, Amy.

I mean, my thoughts are, he's crazy, but I don't know. Maybe he's on to something. That's, my also thought is, if it's, if it's right, that's only six years from now, that's, that's, that's not that much time. Yeah, you better get going. I don't know, get going where to. I just like to say get going. All right, what else? Well, a teacher in New Hampshire has become one of the oldest women in the U.S. to have a baby. I just thought it was a cool story of hope if you're wanting to get pregnant. Her name is Barbara Higgins, and she just gave birth to a baby boy, and she's 57 years old. Now, her and her husband, they did have to find a doctor that was willing to work with them in their age to do the fertility treatments,

because some doctors will be like, I'm not really going to go there. But they found a doctor that would work with them, and now they're proud parents of a brand-new baby. Didn't she have a kid who had passed early? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't know if you want me to bring the sad part in. But yes, she was determined. She had a 13-year-old daughter that died from a brain tumor. And then they just really wanted a child again.

So that's what made them so determined to try to get pregnant again after the loss of their daughter. I love it. And I saw the picture of her after they had the baby. It is a really great picture. And some people are judging them, obviously, because they're 57. So then when their kid's 10, they're 607 and, you know, how it's like they're old. But they were like, we don't know what the future holds. We could all be gone in six years, according to my TikTok.

Exactly. Yeah. All right. What else? Luke Combs was a high school football player and he also sang, but I guess he didn't take football really seriously. He kind of said he was the class clown of the locker room and he didn't have the work ethic to be good. Here's a clip of him talking about it. I would say, you know, I love football.

I wish I would have committed myself to it a lot more than I did. I didn't have the work ethic that I probably needed to do that or just the drive at that age to do anything. But, I mean, it was easy. As far as doing both, you know, it was fun. I mean, I liked hitting people and I like singing. So I got to accomplish both of those things at the same time. So that was pretty nice. He told me a different story when I talked to him.

He said he wasn't that good at football. Oh, okay. Well, in the interview, he also said he regretted not taking it seriously as he should have because he probably could have actually, I don't know, been good. You know what? I regret not taking piano seriously. I could be a Chikovsky. Me too.

I regret piano and tennis because I really feel like, man, I could have done big things. Yeah, absolutely. Well, tennis, though, you're not really an athlete, like a world-class athlete. You know? No, no, that's because I quit practicing. No, but I'm saying to be a world-class athlete, you genetically need to have a set of skills. No, no, do I have to remind you how I was at the same tennis tournament as Andy Rodic,

baby Acapocco, 1992 in Austin, Texas, and I won first place in the female division. But you were eight. No, it's probably nine. Okay. One year. Okay, I mean, I believe in you. Never mind. No, actually, yeah.

What was I? You do the math. I was born in 81. It was 1992. I was 11. Okay. You're planning as 8-year-old. I thought we're forgetting it.

Okay. All right. I'm Amy. That's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home there's something good.

For over a year, five-year-old Jeremiah battled high-risk stage four cancer. Well, he is now cancer-free, and he's always dreamed of being a police officer. So, last week, he was sworn in as a North Miami police officer. He got a uniform. They let him, you know, they gave him a little motorcycle, gave him a badge.

They let him ride on a cop horse, all because it's cancer-free, and he got to become a cop. I love it. Yeah, he got to ride a little horse. Yeah, he got to, and they gave him a little motorcycle to drive around. That's cool. Remember the time lunchbox saw a horse in town in Texas and freaked out? No, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no. I was in Marble Falls, Texas, okay? And we were at the grocery stores, Grandma, Grandpa, and me. And I'm in the backseat. Grandpa goes into the grocery store, and there is a horse on the loose running through downtown Marvel Falls,

like Chris crossing the road, went through the drive-through liquor barn, like it was running all up and down the traffic. It was bananas. And I still remember it to this day because it was a wild horse and police were chasing the horse trying to, they were trying to catch the whole,

horse. It wasn't like it was just like, oh, it was out in the country and there's a horse running on a farm. It was running through downtown Marble Falls and people were trying to causing car crashes because people are trying to dodge it on the road. And you saw car crashes? No, but I just imagine. He envisioned them, yeah. But there people were slamming on their brakes and he was running back and forth across traffic. I mean, you guys think it's some minor deal. How many times have you seen a horse running through a downtown of a city? Well, I think it's if you're at a place where there are a lot of horses, sometimes they get out. Like, if you go up in the

country, sometimes horses get out. And Marble Falls is like, country-ish. Yeah. And I still have people that hit me up when I talk about this from Marble Falls that remember that day, they were at that same grocery store or they were right there in town and they saw the horse. Man, the day that rock Marble Falls apparently. I'm telling you, it was incredible. That's a good story, though, about the kid and the police officers helping them out.

That's awesome. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Here are your top songs and country music right now. Number three is Florida, Georgia Line Long Live. Number two, Thomas Surrett, What's Your Country Song? And number one, Brett Young Lady. I hope you look just like your mama and love her like I do.

I feel like we're kind of in a lull musically. Honestly. Do you, Amy, or are you like feeling the music right now? And I love What's Your Country Song. When you really listen to it, I love all the references to old songs. That one took a minute to grow on me, but I think it finally. hit it, but then, you know, it wasn't too long ago that we had Nico Moon at number one. Where is he now?

I know. Because that was such a good song, and I feel like now I don't hear it anymore. I just feel like we're in a lull. Listen, there are good spots and not as good spots, like with general music. And I don't feel like we're at our strongest right now, honestly. There you go. Those are top three songs. Cool.

Hey, whatever. The number one pop song is Olivia Rodriguez, driver's license. I called my driver's license last week, just like we always talked about, because you were so excited for me. If country was like pop, and that song's been number one for 100 weeks, Luke Combs or Nico Moon would still be number one. You know, if they were legitimate about what the number one song was. But I think that hurts our format. But hey, I've only said that 10,000 times. Nobody listens to me.

Okay, let's go over and get in the morning corny. A morning corny. What do you call a belt with a clock on it? What do you call a belt with a clock on it? A waste of time. Okay. That was the morning corny. All right. So lunchbox thinks the electric company owes him money.

Would you like to explain this lunchbox? Yeah, so we had some storms over like the last few days over the weekend. And we had just gone to the grocery store and spent like $200 on French. groceries. I'm talking meat, fish, you know, all the good produce, put it in the fridge, and the power goes out for 18 hours. So you got to throw all that away. So if the power company would have been on their game, I would have had power back and I wouldn't have lost my groceries. But now that I lost groceries, they owe me $200 because their services failed. What do you think about that, Amy? I disagree completely. I just like, I can't even take him

seriously right now. Is he for real? Well, the thing is, the electric company, if that's who we're talking about, they lost money too. Yeah. Because everyone whose power was knocked out by an act of God is not paying them money. So, yeah, you lost money, but so did they. And it definitely wasn't on purpose. Yeah. It was a lunchbox.

It was a really serious storm. Well, I know. I lived through this storm. I was part of it. I didn't have power for 18 hours. And then it went out like two more times over than suing few days. So I am just saying they need to like car insurance. they should have insurance for when they cause an accident to lose my groceries,

they should pay me $200 and I want my $200. Oh, maybe you should look into your insurance on that. Yeah, maybe you have... Like you have some sort of home type insurance that will cover an incident. Also, big word, he used in suing. I heard that too. Yeah, I just wanted to call that out. Yeah, yeah, I don't know what I said.

But I just don't know that you can blame them for like Bobby said. It was an act of God. Like, this was nature. like people can't predict this. It's not like someone at the electric company came and, you know, turned off the power to, you know, put people through a hard night or 18 hours of no power and they did it on purpose. Then in that case, they might owe you money.

It wasn't negligence in any way, right? Right. Good word. Negligence. There you go. I just think if they are going to provide a service and tell you, hey, you can put your stuff in the refrigerator. We'll keep it cold for you.

Is that their slogan? I have never seen that slogan on the news. Put your stuff in the fridge. We'll keep it cold for you. And they don't keep it cold for you. They need to pay for it. That is such a bummer, though. But, you know, that happened to a lot of people.

And I feel like you should find yourself, like, thankful that you're in a position where you have a really good job. And you probably can go to the grocery store and replace that on your own. Where some people, to lose all their groceries, it's a really big deal. And right. That's why I'm fighting for them also. Oh, you're not fighting for anybody. If they lost their groceries, then we need to call the power company and they need to pay us. Yeah.

Okay. So my suggestion would be to invoice the power company and send that away. I will. Mail that to them. And then check your account to see if they send you a check. Okay. And if I'm not only going to invoice them, I think I'll call them too. Oh, boy.

I'll call them and say, hey, you know what? You guys failed. You need to pay me. But they didn't fail. What is the service they say they're going to provide? What's their slogan again, buns? You buy groceries, we keep them cold. Electric Company, Inc.

Right. They tell you, we'll keep the lights on and we'll keep your groceries cold. No, that's Super 8. Motel 6. They tell you we melt in your mouth, not in your hand. No, no, no, that's him and them, man. Okay, let us know how it goes. If it was negligence, I would say you had a point, but this, again, it's an act of God.

I'm getting my $200. But they are also losing money because people can't pay them for the job they're doing. All right. Jokes on you guys. When I get paid, you guys are going to be like, dang, will you call for me too? Well, our power didn't go out. Thank goodness. Oh, ours did. Oh, it did?

Yeah. I mean, we had to throw all our food away. But I remember their slogan, we promise to keep your food cold or your money back. So I'm going to get a little check too from lunchbox. This is nice. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University

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Sometimes when I look at the news and I see a story from where I'm from, I'm just like, oh, man, that does not make me look good. So, we're all going to do. Stories from home, parentheses that don't make us look good. Okay? I'll go first. This is what started this whole segment. Two Denny's waiters fight over who's going to serve a plate of chicken tenders, right? Two waiters at a Denny's in central Arkansas got into a fist fight last week over who was going to get to serve a plate of chicken tenders to their table.

And again, they throw fists, roll around, cops come. It turns out both of the guys had outstanding warrants and they were both arrested. Jacob Jordan and Robert Lee are both waiters who do the graveyard shift at a Denny's and Bryant, Arkansas. And last week, they both had a table waiting on a plate of chicken tenders. They were like, no, I wanted that one. I want to do that one. Big tip. Cops ran their IDs after the fifth fight.

They both had warrants. So both guys were arrested for battery, and now they'll be facing other charges as well. There you go. That's the story about where I'm from. Amy, you have one? Well, I mean, the first one I thought of, it just came to my mind right away. But I don't know if I'm allowed to say it. So what do you mean?

Well, I don't know if it. Because I don't know for, I mean, I'm from Austin, Texas. I know that he represents the area and then I know we don't really talk about politics, but it is from this year. And I think it's pretty stupid. Go ahead. That time Ted Cruz went to Cancun. That time that Ted Cruz went to Cancun, that was hilarious. But also really stupid.

Yeah, it was really stupid. Lunchbox, what do you have? So it's 5 o'clock in the morning. there's a car parked out in front of a residence running and this car drives by they're like man someone just left their car running so they jump out passenger goes opens the car door

undercover cop sitting in the front seat boom they were going to try to steal the car wait they were just hanging out no the undercover cop was sitting in the car like surveilling a residence when this car drove by I was like oh my gosh someone left their car running they were going to steal it but the cop was sitting inside it when they opened the door

you can get arrested for just opening up a car door yeah If it's a cop car, I guess. Yeah. And what town is that from? It's right outside of Austin. It's called Taylor, Texas. Oh, yeah.

Eddie, what do you have? All right, down in South Texas, where I'm from the Real Grand Valley, there's two burglars that are, like, driving by a church and say, oh, look, that's a nice trailer and a barbecue pit. First off, they're burglarized in a church. They steal the trailer,

which is used, by the way, to help families 5,000 families a week to deliver groceries to these families. They steal the trailer, steal the barbecue pit, But guess what? It's all caught on camera. You're busted. Yeah, no one's going to be cool to you if you rob a church. Never. A church? Come on.

And, yeah, people that need to eat. Even criminals like church. Yeah, they go on Sundays after they commit their crimes. Raymondo, you're from Michigan. What did you find up there? Yep, a Michigan man named Brandon, James Rosea. He was arrested because his cell phone was hidden above a bathroom light fixture at a sub shop. He was trying to film women while they were using the bathroom. A girl noticed it told police

And they were able to track the guy down Because he recorded himself Placing his phone on the light fixture Hold on, let me get this straight He's already a creed Because he's trying to record people Using the bathroom But he recorded himself putting it up there

Yeah, when you hit that record button You really do film yourself hitting it So it's almost impossible to get the recording If you don't do that Oh, I didn't think about him He just let it run? A lot of memory there I guess Yeah.

He's worried about the memory. But also, when people, do you all ever wonder when people put cameras in a bathroom, which is it? Did they, is it the bathroom thing they like? Or is it just an easy way to see other things? I'm going to go with other things. I know. I want to know because the, I don't know.

I've never thought about it that deep, honestly. I just think what a creep. I didn't actually go. I wonder what they're, what they're, what they're. they're zooming in on with the pinch fingers. We talk about so much of this happening that every time I go into a bathroom now, I look for cameras. Do you guys? I have before, yeah.

And I've thought if someone's filming for me right now, this is going to be so awkward. One time I went to a spray tanning place a few years ago in California. And I was doing, maybe it was dancing with stars, maybe it was before that. And then that place ended up getting busted for recording people. And I just always felt like somewhere out there, there's a video of me. Oh, probably. Please resurface someone No, no one, no, no, no resurfacing

Because who knows what I do when I'm naked? Like, I'm dancing, I'm having a good time, yeah, I don't even know. Here's a voicemail we got late last night. We're at a par right now, and all we can think about is the Bobby Bone Show. That's it, that's all. We love you, but mostly we love Amy and Caitlin. 69, nice. Oh, boy.

I never would have thought they were. to bar. Oh yeah, never. Never. Here's another voicemail we got last night. I personally love your guys' games. I hope that you don't stop them. I work in an office with like three or four people and we like competitively play your guys' games. So I love to see them. We are pretty competitive. We write everything down just like you guys do and we have to have the exact answer the same way you guys do. So I think you guys need to continue to play the games. Have a good day. Bye. Thank you very much. It has been, should we shut down games on the show? And our boss came in and said, no.

So for now, we're continuing to play. Let me suggest to you guys movie Mike's movie podcast. This week, Mike is breaking down the greatest movie duos of all time. Top three, as voted by listeners are, I'll just give you number three. Wayne and Garth from Wayne's World. Do you have a top duo, Amy? I would go Bonnie and, no. Bonnie and Clyde? No, no, no, no. I'm thinking of Thelman Louise. Oh, yeah, that's a cute one. That's a solid one. A movie duo, Amy, for you? I can't think of one right now. Batman Robin from the Batman Robin movies. Okay.

You never like Robin? I mean, I'm just not into Batman. Really? Is that bad? I like Captain America. Does he have a partner? You can't just say I like someone and then ask if they have a partner. Okay, check out movie mics, movie podcasts.

Beyonce's storage units were broken into, and burglars made off with more than $1 million worth of valuables. Oh, wow. Like purses and... She's a storage unit for purses? Listen to this. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ three LA storage units filled with Beyonce's goodies

or hit twice by thieves earlier this month and the culprit swiped her expensive handbags and dresses. While these storage units are being rented out by her production company, Parkwood Entertainment, they're told the missing items from the heist all belong to Beyonce. TMZ says burglars came back within a week and took down three storage units in the same. same facility, handbags, kids' toys, photos. I just wonder what kind of purses were in there.

Oh, probably really, really nice ones. And don't you feel like this is kind of an inside thing? For sure. You had to know. They had to know. This couldn't be any more inside. Because they went back twice, even to know where that was. Somebody had to tell them. I have a list here of the most expensive stolen celebrity items. You want to hear some of these? Yeah. at number five usher BET reported that thieves broke into Usher's car during the 2010 holiday season

and stole more than $1 million worth of jewelry clothes and electronics while I shopped at the mall The fact that he left a million bucks of stuff in his car While he went into the mall He goes to the mall That's what I thought is he just parks in the parking lot Does he like trying to find a spot like us He's like well thing that's not open

Let me try up here now that's not open And he had a million dollar worth of jewelry clothes and electronics in his car insane. Number four, Aesop Rocky. Three armed robbers made their way into Aesop Rocky's home May 16th, 2017, stole 1.5 million in jewelry and other goods. They pulled a gun on a female relative who answered the front door. They forced their way in. She was uninjured, but they just stole and stole and stole. Dang. In 2017, Alanus Morissette's mansion was burglarized with a safe taken that contained jewels. The report says some damage had been done to the interior of the home.

Police placed the value the merchandise at about $2 million that was inside this safe. Wow. See, like, more money, more problems. I hear you. Yeah, I mean. But I think, for example, the Usher situation, either don't park at the mall with a million bucks in your car or have security that you're paying 80 grand a year, guard your car with a million dollars in it. Like, mo money, moe decisions to make. to protect that money.

That's too long. Doesn't really rhyme either. Doesn't flow. Paris Hilton, $2 million. She was targeted twice by a group of teenage thieves known as the blingring. Zadalgo break into celebrity houses.

Her house was reportedly burglarized at least five times. The heiress did not report the robberies until an estimated worth of $2 million of jewelry, clothing, and cash and shoes had been stolen. They later turned that into a movie. And then number one,

the most expensive stolen celebrity items. Do you know it, Amy? No. You do. You do know it. Oh, it's big, big. Kim Kardashian? That's right. Yeah. At a mansion in Paris back in 2016, two of the men held a gun to Kim Kardashian's head and tied her up and locked her in a bathroom. The robbers then took two cell phones and jewelry worth millions of dollars. No shots were fired. In total, the ring and the box of assorted jewelry that the robber stole up to $11 million, according to the Hollywood reporter. What about that story do you remember the most? Because I know you you got into it

more than we did. Yeah, well, I watched her do the David Letterman sit down. And that's where I learned more about it. And what stood out to me was that she sent, Kanye went out and she's like, you're going out, you need the security more than I do. So you take them. I'm good here. And it's crazy. Courtney, her sister had gone out too. And, when she heard someone coming up the stairs, she kind of thought it was her sister coming home from the bar, but I mean, it wasn't. I mean, she was, I mean,

the trauma she must have from that night because it's, I think it's so much, when you hear her retell it, like she did to David Letterman, I just had so much compassion for her, because I think when I first heard about it, I didn't pay attention to all the details, but for her to be able to retell it in that detail. And she said she's glad it happened to her,

actually, instead of her sister Courtney. She's glad that Courtney was gone because she thinks that she has the strength and compartmentalization. Like her buildup is different to where she could handle something like that happened to her.

Any of her other sisters, she's like, I don't know that they could mentally survive it. The trauma has got to be tough. Exactly. As someone who's experienced, I haven't jumped outside of work. I had a gun held in my head

and a car outside of a radio event. I've had a house broken into while in the air. but I never got tied up. I never got thrown into a bathtub. Like that's next level. And that stuff still haunts me. If you come up behind me at night, I freak out.

I was going to say it's not going to be good. Like I'm going to beat you up. No, I mostly just peed down my leg a little bit. But I still feel all of that. But yeah, that's tough, man. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good.

High school custodian Samuel James has been walking to work ever since his car gave out on him. But thanks to the kindness of a colleague, his days of footing it to work or over, he was recently surprised with an SUV and the emotional moment was captured on video and shared to the school's Facebook page. Who'd the car come from, you ask? Ask me that, Amy. Who'd the car come from? Deborah Pippen, an English teacher, had been looking for someone to give her 10-year-old car to. Meanwhile, James, who had been working at the school the past 13 years,

was like, man, I'm just trying to save it to buy a car because my engine blew. Word got to her. Next thing you know, boom, gave him the car. I'm telling you, when you give somebody a car, sometimes I see these videos. It doesn't quite hit the level of when a military person comes back home and surprises their families. All day long. All day or day.

It makes me emotional. But when you give somebody a car, when they don't have one, it's a lifeline to creating a life for you. It's a way, if you don't have transportation, you can't get anywhere. You can't do anything. You can't make changes in your life.

That's just such a great. The video is so great. I hope you guys check it out. And shout out to Deborah Pippin and Samuel James, who continued to walk to work. You could easily say, can't get to work. Not going to work.

It's going to stay home. Going to take whatever money people will give me. That is a great story. Proud to share it. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University,

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dot edu slash military I hope you guys have a few minutes to check out my podcast that I do from my house called the Bobbycast it's about music but Jordan Davis came by the house he has the song singles you up and this is his new song called Almost Mabies and in this video Hannah Brown who was on The Bachelor in the Bachelorette

she's in it. And I was like, how much you have to pay her to do this? This is that club of us talking about that. I had a conversation with her. Just stayed in touch with her through Instagram. And then when it came time to start brainstorming for Almost Maybe's video, I was like, Hannah would be perfect for this? And I seriously sent her DM.

I was like, Hannah, would you want to be in the video? And she got back to me super fast. I was shocked. But as far as, like, her fee to be in the video, nothing, never asked for a dime. She's awesome. What? That's what I said.

Because these bachelor people are just, begging people for money. And she did it for free, so good for her. This is Alabama Hannah. Is that right? Yeah. Yeah. How about that? Shout out Hannah. Pretty cool. Listen to the whole story and how they met. Listen to the Bobby Cash. Jordan Davis is on there. It's fantastic. Let's go over and do the news. Bobby's Big. Story. A French bulldog stolen at gunpoint outside of a North Hollywood Target store has been returned to its owners. The dog's name is seven. It's a five-month-old puppy.

Was found Friday night, but the thieves are still gone. The theft happened a week ago in a parking lot. Imagine that. You're doing with your puppy outside of Target and someone comes up with a gun and takes your dog. Like, who knew that carrying a French bulldog is like having a really expensive watch? People are looking for them. They walked out of the store. It was when police said two men started following them.

Trailed them, pulled the gun, snatched the dog. As a result, the family offered a 12,000. dollar reward for the puppy safe return. It's unclear how the dog was found. This just reminded me of the lady Gaga situation where they went and shot a guy for those dogs. Have we heard what's how? No update, huh? There, something was fishy with that. I actually got those dogs back. I think that was an inside job on getting the dogs back to get their reward. But again, I know nothing except I read a couple stories and I think I'm, you know, magnum PI over here. But a French bulldog, I mean, if I had a French bulldog, I'd be scared to walk it around. Oh yeah.

sure. Because, I mean, these stories are happening all over. I have an American Bulldog, and I'm like, somebody, please take him. He's way expensive. Everything's breaking on this guy. He's only two years old. They don't want those. I got to go to the bed every two weeks. I know.

If someone never approaches you, you have to look at him and be like, hey, so real talk? This dog's super expensive. Like, guys, you have no idea the vet bills you're going to incur if you take this dog. I do love my dog. I'm not giving him up. That's a joke. But boy, he is expensive. All right, more news. Here we go.

Bobby's other big story. A Floridian who purchased their powerball ticket at a Publix in Lutz is now a millionaire. The grand prize was $238 million with a cash option of $160 million. But they don't know who it is yet. That's it. Someone in Tampa won, and if you have this ticket, I hope you're getting a lawyer. Or if you have tickets that you haven't looked at yet, go look at them. because as of right now, they don't know who it is.

What if the winner's listening to us and they're like, I'm going to go check my ticket? And, I mean, they find out because you just reminded them to go look. Then just tell the news that. Yeah. Because we could use the publicity right now. For sure. Because I've got to tell you, we're not killing it in Tampa ratings right this second. Sometimes we are, but like our boss said, Tampa's a little soft right now.

So we could use that news coverage there. Hey, what if that's the case? You just look at an old ticket from a few days ago and you want $160 million cash options. Wouldn't that be insane? Yeah, totally. Like, yeah, totally did. It would be. Totally insane.

Finally, you can order from KFC Pizza Hut or Taco Bell through a text message or through social media. That's going to be happening very, very soon. Parent company Yum Brands says it will start taking orders through social media, chat, and text messages. They bought a company to allow them to be able to fill their requests as ways to order. All I know is it's very easy. easy to write something on DM. I'm probably going to have a lot of pizza showing up to my house. Yeah.

Just because it's easy. So pretty cool. Eventually, you're just going to be able to speak it out loud. Let me tell you what happened to me. I mean, we've been places before and you go somewhere and all a sudden it shows up on your feed and you're like, how weird is this, right? I guess it happened to Caitlin more than me, but she was at the mall and we were shopping and she goes in this shoe store and she sees a pair of shoes that she likes and she doesn't buy the shoes, but she doesn't like. Love, love the shoes, but she liked them. Well, she walked out, she got back, and she looked at her feed on Instagram, and not only was it the exact same shoe story, it was the exact pair of shoes.

Yeah, that's nuts. The exact pair of shoes. Crazy! That's the news. Thank you. Bobby's Big. Story. So these are the life skills that teens should have, but I mean, whatever about teens,

I don't know that I have all these life skills. Ready, Amy? Tell me if you have these. Ready. Okay. The first one is how to bud. budget and save money. I'm pretty good there. Yeah. To get to our age, you have to know how to do that for the most part.

Most part, yes. How to cook. Could you cook a four-course meal if you needed to? Yes, 100%. You? Poor courses. I mean, I can cook, but it's always a struggle. I never just go, yeah, bam, like what's his name? Emeril. Yeah, that's his name. Yeah, I'm going to go, I can cook an occasional meal and pull it off, but I don't think I really

know how to cook, like the essence of cooking. How to change a car tire. No, I cannot do that. Nope, but I can call someone who can. But what if you don't have cell, right? I don't know what I'm going to do, but yeah, yeah, no way. There's no, I would just be stranded. I'd walk.

I can change a car tire. I'm pretty good on that one. How to start a career. Yes, I can figure that out, I think. Did you? Have I started a career? No, did you figure out how to start a career? Did you stumble into things?

Oh, well, I mean, let's be honest, about 15 years ago, I stumbled into this. job after meeting you, but I think over the years I figured out how to make it my career. And I've had to, I've had to alert things along the way and, and, yeah, figured out. How do you and I, had you and I never met at that restaurant? Right. Okay. What do you think, no, no, no, I'm just asking just for my knowledge. What do you think you would be doing right now?

Well, I was currently in sales and I really did like my job. And I planned on going, continuing on the path that I was on. And I worked in Natural Stone and they bought from all over. the world. So I planned on hopefully traveling a little bit and seeing different Corrie's in like Italy and Spain. And I don't know. I mean, it probably would have gotten married and still the kid thing. I don't honestly know what would have happened. I think I still would have ended up adopting from Haiti no matter what because my reasons for Haiti had nothing to do with the show and everything to do with my husband's job. So I probably would have been in sales and then

been a mom. In Texas? Well, my husband maybe would have stayed in there. Air Force. There's so many what-ifs here. We could go on a lot of different trails. But I would say in the immediate years after I came to work for you, had I not, I would have been working for the same exact company. Shout out A. G&M. My boss, actually, when I went to put in my two weeks to tell him I was coming to work for the Bobby Bone Show, he told me good luck and that my job would be waiting for me when maybe radio didn't work out. And I was like, oh, dang. And sometimes he'll DM me on Twitter like, so it looks like radio's working out. How to Start a Career, I'm going to check that one off.

Okay. How to do laundry? Yes. You? Yeah, I know how to do laundry, but I just know how to do the easy stuff. I know not to put anything in hot water, wash it all on cold. That's college rules, dude. That's kind of where I stopped doing, like, real laundry.

Okay. Because I only have two phases of life that I live in. I'm either Slop Kabob, where I'm in sweats and a t-shirt, nothing matches, nothing matters. And that laundry, I can do no problem. Or it's like when I have to do fancy stuff, fonds and stuff for work, that goes to the dry cleaner and somebody else pays for that, you know? So I don't know how to do that. So I can do slob kebab laundry.

Do you do your towels on cold? Caitlin does the towels. Okay. Full disclosure, I don't do towels. What do you think I am? You just said you were a guy that knows how to do laundry and you do all in cold. I would do my towels on hot as long as there was nothing darker than like a light blue. Smart.

Okay. Yeah. How to fix broken household items. You know to do that? Depends on what's broken? I don't. I don't. I don't. Pass. How to be on time. Oh, yeah. I barely can do that. You? Oh, yeah. I thrive in it. I'm great at it. But I think I taught you how to be on time. You did. So, yes, I have learned. And finally, how to have a healthy marriage. Is there a such thing as a completely healthy marriage? I'm not married, so I'm asking you guys.

Oh, yes. But it takes two people being committed. to understanding themselves. So one, each person has to be very self-aware on themselves and then also be committed to working on the relationship. That's both people. It takes two. You can't have one person that's all in and wanting to work on things

if the other person can't get it together. Are you telling me that there is a health... You can have an absolutely healthy marriage. Yes. Other married people in the room agree, right? Absolutely. Yeah, 100%. Healthy marriage, yes. Yeah.

It's just like any relationship, there has to be a... different level of investment, friendships, co-workers, spouses. Like us, like I'm healthy right now. But I've been sick a few times in my life. What kind of sick do you mean? Well, I've been sick.

I've had to be in the hospital. I get the flu. Oh, yeah. But I'm just, let's listen to my metaphor here. Oh. Within a healthy marriage, I assume there are many sicknesses, but just generally you stay healthy.

Yes. What I'm saying is when you encounter a sickness, then you have to do what it takes to get healthy, but both people have to be willing to do it. This is basically a TED talk, guys. You guys didn't, yeah, you turned the radio on this morning and we just changed your life. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, yes, there is such thing as a healthy marriage, but it'll go, you could go in and out of different diseases. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like your analogy of being sick. Do you feel like you would be a strong teen ready to leave the house, Amy, with all these? Yeah. You're finally a teenager? Yeah, I'm ready to go.

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That's AMU. APUS. Dot E-D-U-S-Military. So more and more kids are being named after, well, herbs and spices. Amy, think about this for a second. Mm-hmm. What herbs or spices can you see also working as a human name? Okay.

Go ahead. Oregano? No. Interesting. What? The story goes, it seems like it's getting more popular to name kids after herbs and spices. If you look at the data from the Social Security Administration, lots of these names are starting to pop up. Here are some of the most popular.

Are you ready? Oregono did not make the list. Eddie, can you name one? Rosemary. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah, I'll give you that one. Go ahead. Can you name another one?

Pepper. That's not in the top five. Pepper, no. Not the top five. But rosemary, that's a good one. Amy? Basel? At number four is basil.

No way! 71 boys and 28 girls were named basil last year. Oh, okay, I got another one. Go ahead. Ginger? No. No? Okay.

Parsley. No. Paprika. Okay, now you're just naming spices that don't even... Eddie, can you go? Let's go with time. T-H-Y-M-E. Time.

I'll give you. time at number seven. Oh, dang, okay. That's okay. Go ahead. Can you name another one? Yes. Go. Garlic powder. Nothing. I got nothing. At number five is Poppy. Cute. 628 girls were named Poppy. At number four, basil, which we mentioned. At number three, this is a pretty common name. I just forget it's also an herb or a spice. Jasmine.

Oh, wow, yeah. And I don't think anything weird about that name. Do you guys? No. No. 2,092 girls were named Jasmine. At number two, juniper. Is that how you say that one? Juniper? Amy, what's juniper? I have no idea.

Yeah, I don't know what that is either. And the number one is a name that I know. It makes sense. But the number one name, named after an herb or a spice. Anybody won? I'll give you five bucks if you get it. I just thought a real dumb one. Go ahead.

Dill weed. Because that's a spice. But that's not it. No. Lunchbox, take a shot at it? Ceylantro. Amy? Salt.

Yeah, old salt. Oh, Salt Jones. What is it? Sage. Oh, yeah. Yeah, 666 boys, 1,164 girls. Wow. I mean, I know older guys.

I don't know them personally, but like, you know, sports reporters named Sage. Do you know a Sage? Sage Steel. That's the only one I know. Or like Sage Rosenthal? Yeah. Yeah. Also, some other names making a list are Saffron Curry, clove, cayenne, and Mace. M-A-C-E-M-A-M-S. There you go. Bobby Bones Show. Story of the day.

This story comes to us from Little Rock, Arkansas. A man comes home from work, and he's in his living room. He's like, man, it sure sounds like something's in my chimney. What's going on? And he looks up, and there's a dude in his chimney. the guy had stabbed someone, was running from police, and was going to hide in the chimney for a couple hours. And the guy got home and he was like, uh-oh. So he called police and they arrested him. I'm always a little scared when he launches with from Little Rock, Arkansas.

And I'm like, oh boy. He's going home for this one. He's going to my home. I think most people feel like that when they hear their hometown. I do see sometimes on Facebook. People were like, I heard him mention my hometown in the bonehead. So the guy got arrested. The guy got arrested.

So he was running from the cops and he was going to try to hide out in the chimney for a couple hours, but the guy showed up. I just never would think the chimney is the place to go. There's too many people getting trapped in a chimney. That's true. Maybe he just thought, you get desperate, you know? There you go. On Lunchbox, that's your bonehead story of the day.

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