The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Helps Out A Listener In Need + Lunchbox Attempts To Get Into Another Bank Vault

Episode Date: September 5, 2018

Bobby helps out a listener who can’t afford football cleats for her son. Lunchbox’s alter ego MC FDIC attempts to get into another bank vault. Also, Amy gives a movie review. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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you're in San Antonio now because we've listened to you for the last few years in our commute from New Bromples to Austin and when we lived in Austin. And then we moved to San Antonio. And then we moved to San Antonio and couldn't have you in the morning and now you're here. Yeah, how about us? I'm excited about that. Now, here's the actual truth. It's going to be a couple weeks before this full live show is on in San Antonio because what they're doing is they warm up the crowd with little bits of us because a lot of us at

first is just a lot. You got to admit, Ryan, how do you say your name? Ryan. You have to admit the first time you heard us, you were like, what is this? Like what? Yeah. Yeah. And so.

Who are these people? You're like, what's happening on this radio? It sounds so weird. So what they've learned is if they just give people a little bitty doses of us for a few weeks and slowly ramp it up. And then the show just slides in live a few weeks later that it's accepted better. Because when we come on and we're just doing whatever we do, people go, I don't know what this is. So, yeah. But yeah, in a few weeks we'll be fully live there.

Well, that's really exciting because I was actually, to be honest, my favorite part of the show is the morning corny. and y'all had a battle a while back, and you totally said Amy didn't win, and I really thought Amy won. I can't remember what the joke was, but that's my being in front of your whole show. If that's your favorite part. You can only go out from there. Hey, listen, though, seriously, thank you for calling us so early in the morning, and thank you for listening, and please tell your friends about us. We could really use it wherever you are, and so thanks. Absolutely.

I'm into SA. You better believe it. Thank you. Well, well, well, folks. How are we feeling? We good today? Yeah. Everybody kind of a little bit back on normal?

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, normal. Kind of feels like Tuesday, but it's a Wednesday. Even better. Home day. Mm, he loves saying that. He's like a...

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So what I'm going to do here is I'll give you two people that were a TV couple. You just name the show. Okay. All right, back and forth, Amy and lunchbox. You ready? Yep. Jim and Pam. The office.

Yeah, that's right. The office. Nice word. All right, you get it. Lunchbox. Yeah. Mitch and Cam. Oh, Mitch and Cam.

That's modern family. Nice work. Come on. Come on. Come on. That's good. Amy. Marshall and Lily.

Big Bank Theory. How I met your mother. It would have been how I met your mother. Yeah. Sorry, Amy. Amy. Lunchbox Leonard and Penny

Leonard and Penny That has to be Big Bang Theory Show me Big Bang Theory Yeah Like Leonard Nice context clues

Nice All right Amy Steve and Laura Those are pretty generic names So I'm going to give you a city

Chicago Steve and Laura in Chicago Uh huh And Oh, oh, Steve Urkel. That's good. Yes.

Name the TV show from the famous couple. Lunchbox. Yep. Peter and Lois. Peter and Lois. Oh, that is Family Guy. Show me Family Guy. Lunchbox still in the lead.

Amy. Olivia and Fitz. And Olivia? Mm-hmm. Olivia and Fitz? Oh. Oh. Three seconds?

Sorry, scandal. Olivia Pope. Oh my gosh, your face. I'm so dumb. President Fitzgerald. Oh, my God. Lunchbox. You can pretty much sew it up with this one.

Okay, let's sew it up. I'm even going to give you a location. Just give me the name first, then I'll ask for a location. Lisa and Will. Oh, come on, guys. Lou, Lisa, get out of here. You ever want some fresh friends? Lisa's needed up marrying on the show.

What are doing, please? Yeah, you got to get on. Big one today, baby. Hey, coming up in a second. Oh, you know what they call me, right? Yes, country music's youngest historian. I have an on this day in country music. And listen, I'm not that cool, but I do have some vinyl, some records.

And probably the record I listen to the most, period, is celebrating today. Do you know what that record would be if I just said that? Casey Musgraves. Possibly. We'll talk about that coming up in a second. Today in 1969, 49, 49 years ago on this day in country music. The Bobby Vaughn Show. On this day in country music.

This is the album, the vinyl, the record that I've listened to the most. Johnny Cash at San Quentin went number one on the country album chart. The album spent 20 weeks to top of the chart. And songs like a boy named Sue. He was big and bent, too gray and old, and I looked at him and my blood ran told. I said, my name is Sue. How do you do? The recording was of a live concert given to the inmates of San Quentin State Prison.

And so it's so good. The record, too, has a lot of him just talking to the audience. One of them where he's trying to get his guitar tuned on stage, but they're still recording it. Because you're mine. I walk the line. Yeah, man. Well, if they feed me from this prison, if that railroad's train. That's right.

I'm going a little further down the line. That's right. 1969, 49 years ago today, Johnny Cash, of San Quentin to win number one of the country album chart. And that's today in country music. Throw my blues away.

That one. It's this day in country. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. It's the 32nd Skinny. Jason Aldine has announced the third single from his album. The song is called Girl Like a Girl. Hugh, here's a clip. Derek Svanley says that he's proud of his inaugural

Seven Peaks Festival, stating that it's going to take maybe weeks to process that it actually happened and happened at the highest possible level. Lindsay Ellis headlining her first tour, the Monster Energy Outbreak Tour. It kicks off October 27th in Indianapolis. Kane Brown has been chosen as the ambassador for the new era cap company,

which is the official on-field hat of the 2018 NFL season. He is the first country artist they've ever had in their campaign. I'm Morgan number two. That's the skinny. It's time for the good news with Amy. Tell me something good. Police are asking for the public's help in finding and

identifying a man not to arrest him, but to thank him. So a police officer was responding to a domestic disturbance call when she collided with another vehicle. Her squad car caught fire and she was trapped inside. Then out of nowhere, a man

showed up, pulled her out of the burning wreckage, but before she could thank this mystery man, he was gone. What? A police spokesman said, we'd like to thank the Good Samaritan who helped the officer this morning. The officer was treated, minor injuries, all good, and they have no idea who the masked man is.

Wait, wait, he's wearing a mask. Come on. I'm just kidding. I'm like, what? Wait, what? What's his name? What town was this? Do you have a talent? Chicago. Huh. We're in Chicago. This sounds like someone one of our listeners would do, though. Totally. Totally. So that you narrow it down. Do you listen to?

Yeah, go ask everybody to listen to. It's a Bobby Bone Show. And it's a male. Do you have a mask? You do. Interesting. Bobby Bone Show.

Bonehead. Story up the day. This story comes us from St. Lucy County, Florida. A 47-year-old man was at home alone, drinking all day, having fun. His girlfriend comes home from work, and she's mad.

He's like, oh, quit getting mad. And he gives her a wet-willy where he sticks his finger in his mouth, puts in her ear, she called police. He was arrested for assault. Oh. For a wet-willy? Didn't know that could happen.

Oh. That makes me rethink all the wet-willies I was going to give today. Because I have a thing every day where I give at least five people a wet-willy. Think again. Oh, no. Oh, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Come here, Amy.

No. This is a body-bone show. Mr. Bobbybone. I'm always intrigued by how parents show affection of their kids. You know, lunchbox and his dad kiss on the mouth. Yeah, we kiss on the lips. and my mom. You kiss your mom on the lips.

Yeah, no problem. And Tom Brady kisses the son of the lips. Yeah. And I have no problem with it. It's just, all the cultures are different. Lunchbox is culture is different than mine. Culture.

A little bit. Yeah. And so how, Amy, you and your husband, you have two kids, and they've been... And so we've been parents now for eight months. So parenting is new. It's not in our children or older.

My son is eight. Daughters 11. They came from Haiti. They weren't babies in our home. And so now it's kind of like, okay, they know how to kiss. They kiss. So my son will give kisses and we'll even kiss on the mouth. It's fine.

Oh, you'll kiss your son on the mouth. Yes. Cheek, mouth, forehead, whatever. I'll do it all. Then with my daughter, we kiss on the cheek maybe sometimes. It's not often. It's a very, her, I value like a hug from her a lot. And that doesn't even always happen.

My husband only kisses them on the forehead before bed. It's kind of like, good night, forehead only. And then his best friend who has two kids, he kisses his kids on the mouth. So he's trying to get my husband like, what are you doing? You're their dad. Show them the love. You can kiss them on the mouth. And my husband is not having it.

He does not want any kissing on the mouth with our children. And then it made me think about how Lunchbox is 37 and he still kisses his parents on the mouth. Still. I know. I know. Just because it feels awkward to us just doesn't make it any more wrong or right. It really doesn't. Yeah, it's something I've done since I was, can remember I was a kid, so that's what I grew up with and that's what we do.

It's how we show affection. It's nothing weird. It's just, it's just parents showing love to their child and their child showing love back. Well, so then I show my husband the video of Tom Brady kissing his son on the mouth. Tom Brady, quarterback of the Patriots, married to Giselle, has like an older boy kid and straight up kisses him on the mouth. And I was like, Tom Brady does it? Oh, so it's okay when Tom Brady does it? But not love to rock.

It's still a kid. It's still a kid. And your husband's reaction was? He was like, no, I don't care what Tom Brady does. That's fine. I'm still not kissing our kids on the mouth. I'm like, okay, I guess it's just how it's going to be. Like, kiss them on the forehead the rest of their life. Well, that's fine. As long as the affection is consistently the same way, it's fine.

If I were to say to describe your life in a song, you get one song right now to describe your life. What song would you go? Amy, you're up? I mean, I think I'm going to have to go Thomas Wrett Life Changes. Oh, that's interesting. I feel like this year my life has changed so much. And then I don't know, maybe because he even has got two kids right away and one of them's adopted. And I just got two kids. What's changed in your life over the year?

Becoming a mom, like instantly to two older kids. And sometimes I look at them and I'm like, I can't even believe that they're here. And I think about how their lives have changed so much. It's crazy. Their lives are night and day. Living in an orphanage, now being here. We've changed their life. They've changed our life. It's all kinds of changes. Okay, what about you? Mine may shock you. Why? But I'd probably go Darius, all right? Because things are kind of going all right right now. That's good. I like that. I know, right? Yeah. It's good. Things are going pretty good right now. I don't have a woman in my bed, that line. But like, I got, you know,

I'm feeling pretty good about me right now, which is kind of weird. That is big for you to feel that way. It's a rare space for me to kind of feel good. Yeah. Got things popping. Like the show's doing good. Everybody's healthy. Lunchbox isn't going to have a healthy baby.

Your kids are, you know? I love that. I'm actually, listen, going away for that therapy camp, it shaped me a bit. I got 1% better. I really did. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. So I'm all right.

That's mine. Let's go over to Lunchbox. Lunchbox, what song right now? Oh, man, my wife and I, we welcome to our first kid about seven weeks ago. And so now the song that is shaping our life is Sam Hunt. Body like a back road. What does one happen to the other? Let's just say that this last seven weeks, it's kind of rough, but let's say we're getting back in the groove of thing.

I love honesty. I like that. That's good. Okay. Okay. That's funny. Eddie, real quick, what do you have? Real quick, don't blink.

Kenny Chesney. Just celebrate a 13-year anniversary. My baby turned five. You know, like a lot of things are changing, and I feel like my life's just moving quick. And finally, our 24-year-old digital producer, Morgan No. 2. What do you got? Mine's Simple by Florida Georgia Line.

Why is that? Because life's just carefree. Everything's good and everything's fun right now. Wow. I forgot to mention this on the show yesterday. I was looking at Morgan number two's boyfriend. Do you see me post on your Instagram? Yeah, I did.

What's wrong with you, man? What, what? I saw your pose. What'd you say? Her boyfriend's ripped. Oh, you wrote that? Oh, I wrote something probably even, I even did the emoji with the hard eyes. Yes, that's what I'm talking about, the emoji.

I don't even know what I said. It was something like, holy moly. Yes, please. Or something like that. I'm not sure. And then I did the emoji with the hard eyes. It's just respect. Yeah, yeah.

I didn't know he was so ripped Morgan number two. Yeah, he is. Has he got, has he always been that. ripped or is he getting more ripped as you've been with him? Because you've been with him a year now. So how has he transformed or he was that way when you got him? Definitely always in shape. When you got him. Even more.

When you left Walmart. So he's definitely gotten more in shape. Well Morgan, she mentioned the other day that she lost 20 pounds and so I didn't know if it was a journey they were on together to like just hit the gym and get ripped. Bobby's into that. Bobby like that.

You shouldn't put that emoji. Okay. It's a Bobby Bones show. All right, so what happened on the airplane? Pepper spray was leaking from someone's bag and caused an emergency landing. They were flying to Hawaii. Well, I remember pepper spray being sprayed.

It's like, you ever around that stuff whenever? Oh, yeah. Imagine in a tube. And so they're flying from where? Oakland to Maui, Hawaii. Did they land? There's no emergency landing in the middle there. Right.

Well, they got to the nearest airport, I guess. in Hawaii landed, 12 people were treated. But here's the thing. You're not even allowed to bring pepper spray on board. Someone snuck it on the airplane. And it leaked in their bag. Oh, you can't bring pepper spray? No, it's illegal.

I guess that makes sense. They don't want this to happen. Or they don't want you just bring people in the eyeballs. Okay, that too. What were we going to say? Well, my sister and I, when we were going to perform in church during the offering as kids, because every time the church would take up offering, someone would perform a song. And we were the performers that day.

And my sister's boyfriend was playing with my mom's keychain, which had pepper spray on it, sprayed it. We all inhaled it. And the entire time we were singing, like, we were coughing, everyone was coughing. It was awful. And we were singing, the Lord Has a Will by Amy Grant. Do you still know that? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, here she goes.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce. By the way, I have to think of where it starts. Well, just let me say this. That I remember once we were eating dinner over at Amy's house, Amy's mom and cooked, and Amy's mom is sincere in her heart as she could possibly leave, was like, Amy's really a good singer. She really did think that. She's probably the one that. encourage us to perform during the offering. And we had no business being up there.

We can't sing. But I sort of thought I could. And you still do a little bit. You can act like, you know, but you do kind of still think you can sing. So what song will you be performing? The Lord Has a Will by Amy Grant. Okay, the Lord has a will by Amy Grant. And three, two, one, go ahead.

I need you, Lord, and all I do, you're always there to see me through. You got my light and leave me out of the dark. The Lord has a will And I have a need To follow that will To humbly be still To rest in it, nest in it Fully be blessed in it

Followed what? What's that word you say? What? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what? What? What? What? What?

To rest in it, nest in it. Fully be blessed in it. following my father's will. Oh, come on. Come on. Come on. When you think about it singing in church. I was really singing, I wasn't giving you, I mean, when I was performing on stage, I gave you more.

Like, here was just casual. Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah. What song do you think of it? Because when I was in, when I was singing church, we would sing all the time, this song I think about, I fly away. Oh, that was my mom's favorite hymn. My grandma would sing it. So that's what I associate with sitting in the pews singing, I fly away, oh, glory, I fly away in the morning when I die.

Hallelujah by and by. I fly away. Man, that was a jam. That one, and Rock of Ages. Did you guys ever sing Rock of Ages? I would have to hear it. I think. We sing a lot of the hymns.

But our band was really more, like we weren't old school. They did more of like the progressive type songs. Like they really like trying to rock it out, you know. The Bobby Bone Show. This is the child star net worth game. Ooh. So I'll give you two people that were child stars and you tell me who's worth the most now. Wow.

Do you like this game or no? Yeah. Sounds cool. Okay. Write your answer down. Who has a higher net worth right now? McCauley Cawkin from Home Alone or Lindsay Lohan. Oh.

Oh, trick question. Okay. Who has a higher net worth, McCulley Culkin from Home Alone, or Lindsay Lohan? Alright, I'm in. I'm in for the win. With child stars. Amy? Macaulay Culkin.

Lunchbox? McCauley Culkin. Eddie. Macaulay Culkin because of those Christmas movies. Oh, I don't know why, but McCauley Colkin's worth $15 million. Lindsay Lohan's worth about $800,000. So McCauley Colkin is a winner. I think Lindsay's gotten into a bunch of trouble with their money.

Yeah, I think so. She used to be rich. Okay, two child stars. Leonardo DiCaprio. Okay. Or Daniel Ratcliffe. Harry Potter. Okay.

I'm in. I am in for the win. I'm in. So DiCaprio or Harry Potter. Interesting. I'll say this. Daniel Ratcliffe worth $110 million. It was a lot of money.

Uh-oh. We're in trouble. That would make me feel good about my answer. Amy? I put Daniel Ragscliffe. Harry Potter. Yeah. Lunchbox?

I put Harry Potter. Eddie? Leo. Yots and supermodels. Wow. I mean, you can do that for much less than more. Oh. Leo DiCaprio is worth $245 million.

Eddie, you're right. What? Yeah, Leo. Okay, here we go. Child Star Net Worth. Fred Savage from the Wonder Years. Correct? or Candice Cameron

Beret from Bull House Nice, who's worth more? Fred Savage or Candace Cameron. I'm in for the win. I'm in. I'll tell you now

that Candice Cameron's worth about 10 million. Don't say that because once you say that it makes me want to change my own. But you're in. I know. Amy.

Candice Cameron. Lunchbox? Candice Cameron's back on TV. Has to be her. Eddie? Candice Cameron. The answer is Fred Savage at 18 million.

What? Why? What is that? I don't have people best of money. What's the score right now? Eddie went about one? Yeah. Let's do one more. Frankie Munez from... Malcolm

in the middle. Good? Or Hillary Duff from... Younger. All the things. There you go. What'd you say? Icarly? I don't think she's in that. That was Miranda Kosgrove. So I hear. Who are we up? Who is it? Hillary and who? Frankie... Frankie Munez versus Hillary Duff.

Okay. Oh, man. Come on. I'm in. I'm in for the win. Yeah, everybody good? Yep. Amy? Hillary Duff. I'll say this.

Hillary Duff worth $25 million. That's what I got. It's pretty funny. You do that. I like that. Hillary Duff. Okay. And Eddie.

I'm going Frankie Munez. Frankie Munez is worth $40 million. And he has more money. Yes. Yeah. Why are these guys making more? Hey, that's a cultured problem. I know.

It's annoying. I don't know how they invest in money, though, really. Frankie Mood. Eddie. Good point on the investing. You don't know what they're doing. Yeah, we don't know. They may have 19 jiffy-loops.

So, right. Exactly, or pizza huts or something. Congratulations, buddy. Thank you, dude. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Back in 2015, Dr. Mary Blin and Charlotte retired after 30 years as a veterinarian.

And now three years later, retired, she still shows up at the shelter to examine and care for hundreds of animals each week. Now she's volunteering. It's legit. She loves animals. She can't stay away. she will continue to help until she just physically can't help anymore. She says that's what she was put on earth to do. Oh, I love that.

I love when people know that that's what they were born to do something, because I don't have that. I never am like, I was born to do this. Well, Dr. Mary Blent of Charlotte, North Carolina, that's awesome. That was Tell me something good. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me know. Transmitting across America.

This is the Bobby Bones. Over to Amy now as we hit the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny! Why did the Pirate get kicked off the diving team? Why did the pirate get kicked off the diving team? All he did was cannonballs. Come on, you have to go ahead. Come on, you get a standing ovation over that way.

Come on. That was the Morning Corny. That was good. The Bobby Bones show, Bobby Bones. I'm reading this story about. these UFOs in North Carolina. It's a second one that's been seen. Now, oh, wow. Yeah, I know. And here's my problem with this. It's that at my capacity and my small brain, I don't know what people see. I don't know if there's anything outside of what I can see. Frankly, I can't see out of the room. I don't

know what's out of this planet. So why do I think I know what's out of this planet? Okay. Do I think they're a little green man? Probably not. But I know what I know, and that's not a lot. That being said, the second reported UFO sighting in North Carolina last week comes from this town called, I'm hoping I'm saying right, JV& Hill from Kings Mountain North Carolina. He does not believe in UFOs, but he says he saw one. Amy, I'm thinking to myself, if I'm sitting in my car and I see a little spaceship, I'm not telling anybody, because they're going to think I'm nuts.

Even if the ship goes, and even if the green guy's head comes down and goes, hello, Bobby, how are you today? Zip! Really? I'm not telling anyone. because you guys are going to think I'm bonkers. Yeah. This poor J.V. and Hill,

now he's got to go tell people he saw E.T. And they're like, dude, are you on something? Are you okay? Because you know, somebody's putting. Bless your heart. Yeah. But the second one. In the, whatever.

Second one he's seen or second one in the area? No, the second one that's been seen in the area. I was going to say it was the second one he saw, but it's still a little kooky to me. Sure. But just because something's kooky doesn't mean it's wrong. I don't believe that that's a little green man But there have been a lot of things that I didn't believe that ended up coming true

So I just don't think I'm so smart that I know everything I also I'm not gonna be telling you guys if I say I had alien insurance Listen especially if I get probed you will never hear about that Oh boy here's one shots fired into a home because of a bad restaurant review And I start thinking I don't first of all I go okay that's ridiculous and you get in the ridiculous age of news stories you just go to the next story because it's all ridiculous. However, I go, who writes a bad review about something? I would never do that. Let's say I go to a restaurant and it's terrible. Do you know what my bad review is? I just don't go back. Yeah, no review. No review. I go on to something else. Okay, so I didn't like

that fig leaf sandwich. Oh, I'm just not going to have another one. In life, we find things that we don't like. And instead of going on and crushing them, let's just move on to things we do like. We deal with this every day. So, and then somebody shoot shots in a house. It's the whole thing. That's nutty too. Yeah, well, the business is ruined. But aside from that, I would just like to stop the culture of being negative for the sake of being negative.

Why not find something you love and celebrate that and pass that along to people instead of something you hate? It's a culture thing. It's a culture thing. We're in this culture now where it's, let's just yell about everything that we're against instead of just, um, You know, positively vocally shouting about what we love. But here's the ridiculous story. Deputy said three shots were fired into a home after a white Ford Flex stopped outside their residence after a negative review was posted. The review posted on Wally's personal Facebook page said that they were denied service, all the things.

But it's not even about that story. It's just about life. I'm in a very life mode now. You know what I mean? Yeah. We just love each other. and if you don't love it, move on from it. Go away.

Put yourself in a place where you feel loved. I think that's something so important to remember. Like, focus on what you're for instead of what you're against. And you're like, you're going to feel so much better about things. I'm telling you, I read this book and it was written in probably the 20s. How to, I forget the title of Love It Now, but it's like how to win friends and influence others, right? It was written forever ago. And there's a whole chapter that talks about, you know what, just don't talk bad about anyone ever.

ever eliminate that from your life period and i feel like i've done that in the past three or four months personal publicly i just don't talk bad about people ever and sometimes i'm human and it cracks and i find myself and i catch myself doing it and i go this is not a good place for me i'm just not going to do it anymore and it eliminates so much have you heard me talking negatively about anyone at all recently and you're my best you're my best friend i don't honestly like i haven't and you weren't like a super, you're not like a negative gossipy person, but I could see even like on a public front, there's times where you've maybe said something, had different tensions with other people, but you've worked on that for sure and you don't want that negativity in your life and definitely

haven't heard you talk negative about anybody that we know. You know, I only have so much space in this little head and I try to fill it with as much positive and just productive things as possible. When you have the negativity in there, it just takes up room. Where are you going to put your room. What are you going to put in there? So let's not be shooting up houses. Let's not tell people we saw alien, even if we did. Even if they probed you. That's all. I do have something, listen, I'll get off that. I'll get off my little soapboxy moment there. But MCFDIC is coming back in a minute. Yeah. Lunchbox's rap character. Eventually you got to put out a song, dude. That's the problem. So Lunchbox is a rapper named MCFDIC because of the bank. You know, FDIC is

Is it federally insured, whatever? Something. And his whole thing is, he calls banks and says, hey, can I take a picture in the vault for my album cover? And they always tell him no. Here was the last call. My name is Steve. I can help you. Hey, Steve.

Yo, this is MCFDIC. Yeah, yeah. How are you today? I'm very well, sir. How are you? Oh, man, you know, I'm just a local rap artist here. Yeah, yeah. You know, and I'm trying to drop my album.

You know, bank that booty. I'm trying to get up in that vault and take a picture with all that monies. I don't think we'll be able to do that. No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. My album is, Bank That Booty, and I got songs like ATM. All that money, you know, insufficient buns, you know, like the skinny chicks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I just want to get up there and take a picture, you know, with the monies to be like,

yo, MCFDIC here. MC, you got a heck of a spill, man. I like your energy. You might be able to take a picture outside the bank, but I don't know if we can do anything inside. I've got to go. Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, yo, yo, yo, I got this promise. You can be in the picture on my album cover. That would go on, man.

Hey, wait, wait. Hey, my man. My man. Oh, man. That was his last call. They said no. So we have another bank. MCFDIC calls another bank coming up.

Hey, you can always text us as we do the show. I read the screen. Text whatever you want to 26-229. Standard message and data rates apply. So you can text us. I read them. 26-229. Here's one.

MCFDIC is annoying and needs to go back in the vault. That's Lunchbox's rap, Altarigo, where he just calls banks and tries to get a picture in the vault. Because FDIC means you're insured, but I don't even know what it means. We just say in the commercials.

FDIC approved. So here is Lunchbox. One final call, I guess, if you guys don't like it. But I think you do. Calling and trying to get in that vault. Marcus, can I help you? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Marcus, this is MCFDIC. How are you? Good, how's going? Man, yo, yo, yo, yo. I'm a local rapper and I rap about banks, and I need a huge favor from you, Marcus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you help me out?

Man, I can try. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, rapper at MCFDIC and I want to get up in that vault and take a picture with all the monies for my album cover. Yeah, I don't think so. Marcus, Mark, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, listen to my tracks.

I got, girl, bounce that check. And, oh, this is a smash hit. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Chicks and balances. Yeah, yeah, Marcus, what did you say? Can I get up in that vault? Ooh, not this time. Wait, Marcus, Marcus, Marcus.

Not happening. Just tell me what you think about my album. It's titled, Bank That Booty! Yeah, I like the album title. All right, Marcus, so you saying I can get in that vault, take a picture with that money? He's like, damn, humbies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, not this time.

Oh, man. All right, Marcus. Bye. Watch box breaks character when he's told now. He's like, yeah, yeah. All right, man. Have a good day, buddy. O for three, MCFDIC.

You know, I was telling you yesterday that I watched that Mr. Rogers documentary and I cried twice. Mm-hmm. Twice. By the way, I was thinking, I don't think I've ever cried twice in a movie ever in my life. One scene with the kid in the wheelchair and then at the very end, Amy watched it. Oh, okay. And Amy didn't cry. Really?

Yeah, I didn't. I mean, I thought it was touching. I feel like I learned a lot and it's an amazing story. but two things that came to my mind were, you know, Bobby watched it kind of like on a date with a girl. It's okay, ish. And then I didn't cry. Yeah.

And then she didn't cry, right? No. Yeah. I don't know. But you guys are heartless, though. I wonder what it was that made you cry. I'm telling you there's one scene where this kid, he is disabled, he's in a wheelchair, and no one relates to him.

Mr. Rogers sits down and talks with him. Okay. They're just talking. It's peer to peer. And it feels like this is a moment where the two people are connecting that rarely get to connect with each other. And I was so moved by it. And then at the end, after he died and the people were talking about him, they loved it. The people that knew him loved him so much and he cared about them so much.

It was just a sense of care. I was just moved by the whole thing. That's all. And Amy didn't cry. So I guess that just means she's not as sensitive as I am. I know. I definitely was like, oh, shoot, I didn't cry. But you're also on an airplane, AIM.

It's a different environment. I was in essential oils and I you know yeah yeah it was a whole thing I mean I have so much more respect for Mr. Rogers like that is one special or was a very very very very special person and I feel like I wish he was still around to give me the news and current events and explain to me what's happening in this world because I need to receive it well we don't know about Mr. Rogers now is that he used to have difficult talks with kids on his show about events and death and the challenger explosion.

Oh, wow. He would go on it. Oh, no, yeah, the most hardcore things, he would go, like, kids need to know what kids need to know, and someone has to talk to them, so he would go talk to them. It's crazy. Crazy. So I almost want to cry again right now, man. Don't do it.

Don't do it. Yeah, man, new sensitive Bobby. I don't know what he's coming from, aim. I'm telling you. I kind of like him. I don't know. Well, enough. Enough.

Not being very manly right now. Fart. And some Kleenex? Part. I don't even really fart. I just say it so I can like balance it out. Yeah, I'm being too sensitive. Let me be manly, burp. Hey, I want to bring on Allison. Hey, Allison. Hey, Allison. Hey, Bobby, how are you doing? Hey, good morning. Hey, so you put up a GoFundMe. Will you tell me about this for a second? Yeah. My son has been begging me to play football for the past three

years and we just couldn't afford it. So when he first started practice, I went and bought him a pair of used cleats. And by the time his first game yesterday, his coach told him if he didn't have new cleats, then he couldn't play in the game. So we didn't have the money. So I set up a go fund me for just a small amount of money, try to raise a little bit, you know, just to get him some new cleats and really didn't have much of a response. So, yeah, I ended up not paying one of my bills just so I could get him some new cleats so he could play his game. All right. Well, let me talk to you for a second. So I'll tell you a story about me growing up. I went to a very small school called Mountain Pine, population about 700. If you listen to the show for any amount of time,

I grew up very poor. I didn't play basketball because I couldn't afford the shoes. And I went through that because, and I wanted to play basketball on it, but if you didn't have matching shoes, you couldn't be on the team. So I was too embarrassed to admit that we couldn't afford basketball shoes. So I just didn't play basketball. And I hated it. And I was too embarrassed to ask for help. And it still bothers me and it bothers me to the point now where I don't want anyone else to have to go through that. So I know that you're on here. Here's what I want to do for you. You already bought the cleats, right? Right. I'm going to do, I'm going to do you on better. I'm going to go, I'm going to take you off line. I'm going to find out that, like, I don't know what color he needs. I don't know

what the deal is. I'm going to send him a pair of really awesome cleats. I'm going to buy a pair of Jordans. And what bill do you have to pass up? It's a tire payment that I make every month. How much of those tires? The total amount is like $900, but I pay $50 a week on them. Okay, I'm going to pay all your tires too. So I'm going to pay all the $900 for your tires, and I'm going to send you two pair of shoes. I'm just going to pay it with my credit card. This is me to you because I've been where you are right now, like the exact spot.

So let me get those tires, let me get those shoes, and just promise me that whenever you kind of figure out your place and you get your grip that you'll help somebody else, all right? Absolutely. All right. You promise me? I promise. All right. Amen to God. You're awesome.

Oh, my God. We're just going to keep it going. Absolutely. Pay it forward. All right. So I'm going to put you on hold. Okay. And I'm going to take care of all this.

And then you tell your son that I don't even care of he's any good. Just tell him to do the work. That's all I want him to do. Just go and practice. And he may be like me. Maybe a little skinny tater tie. It doesn't get a whole lot of playing time at first. But just tell him to show up and work those cleats, all right?

Absolutely. All right. Hold on a minute. I'll put you on hold. All right. Thank you. All right. There we go. That's what we do it for, man.

That's what we do. That's what we do this whole show for. So, yeah, that's, uh, we take, Mike, you have my credit card, huh? Mike actually has my credit card. That's how much I trust Mike D in the studio. He literally has my credit card. I don't even look and see what he's buying either. He's probably buying, where do you go?

Forever 21? No, what's your store? Hot topic. Hot topic. Yeah, that's it. Hot topic. Him and his all, Mike Dean, all his goth stuff. Yeah, we'll take care of that.

So Freeform is getting us really ready for the Halloween season. They're airing a hocus-pocus marathon this year. And you like that, Morgan number two, huh? I love hocus pocus. I don't know I've ever seen it. Is that Bet Midler? Is she a witch? I think that's who that is.

But, yeah, there's like three witches. She doesn't even know who the older witch is because she's so young and hip. Oh, you don't even know about beaches. do you? Oh no. I have no idea what that is. Good movie. Amy, she doesn't know beaches. But do you know Hocus Pocus? She probably should watch beaches

and I don't know Hocus Pocus. Yeah, wow. Yeah. Beaches is the one that do Under the Boardwalk, right? Up on the side. Hey, listen, I think in the next, let's do this. In the next, I would say, the 5th. By September 15th, Morgan number 2,

you watch beaches. Amy, you watch Hocus Pocus. All right. Yeah, and then we'll get a report back on both of you. Yeah, yeah, generations collide. Come on! It's time for the good news. With lunchbox.

Tell me something good. A streak of bad luck a few years ago left the Jefferson's house in Tulsa, Oklahoma, in bad shape. First, tree falls on the house, hole in the roof. Then it catches fire, and then they get work done by an unlicensed electrician. So they're stuck living in two rooms because there's holes in the roof. House is unlivable. Someone knocks on the door and says, We work for an organization.

We got you a new house. So they tear down. Wait, what? They got them a brand new house. They tore down their house, and they moved a house from another lot to their current location, brand new home. Wow. How about that? I wonder if it was a cousin they hired.

That would get you in trouble. Hiring a cousin to do work? Yeah, man, that's what we used to do. Just hire somebody who kind of knew what was going on. He doesn't really know. He doesn't really know. It's like, yeah. That was tell me something good.

Amy was telling me this story about the guy who's hanging duckheads from a stop sign. Yeah, what's happening over here? Well, he was pretty tired of the reckless driving in his neighborhood. So he got two dead ducks and hung them from the street sign because he felt like that would draw attention to the sign and remind people to slow down. Yeah, it worked. I mean, I didn't even see the sign. I just saw the news story. I drew attention.

Yeah. And you're already slowing down. Two dead ducks from a stop sign. Because he wanted people to, yeah, look at that. Hey, whatever works, man. If the ducks are already dead, just don't kill them from the top sign. And if you're going to kill them, eat them. Right.

After you hang them on the sign. Yeah. Yeah. That's one way to do it. A restaurant offers people their age as a percent off for a birthday discount. So let's say you're 40. And you go on on your birthday, you get 40% off your meal. Not bad.

That's cool. Except this 109-year-old woman went in and she got paid to eat there. That's legit. She got it free because it was 100% and then they had to give her 9% back. That's gross. Plus the meal. Got them. It's called the Montana Club in Missoula, Montana, and they have the deal.

So if you're 29, you get 29% off. Yeah, she's 109 years old. She's been going there every year for her birthday since she turned 100 to get her free birthday mill. They're going to have to read her policy. The owner said even though that she found a loophole, he's happy to take care of her every year. And to celebrate, he's hanging dead ducks from the... front of the store. Oh, no.

Is he? No, no. Stop it. Hey, what's happening, guys? You know, you get on your phone. You're always tinking around, trying to find stuff to do. There's a lot of games. A lot of apps out there.

But I'll say this, there's only one Best Fiends. And if you're like me, you're tired of the same all apps on your phone. And let me recommend to you, the puzzle game, best fiends. There's a ton. They've been saying infinite amount of challenging puzzles. Thousands of levels to play. play and tons of characters to collect. It's the perfect game to play whenever you want. You can play with family, friends, by yourself. Either way, you won't get bored and you won't be using your

thumb going, ah, there's nothing to do on my phone. The best part, you can even play without internet connection, so you can play literally anytime, anywhere. Morgan number two plays it before the show starts. I catch myself playing Best Feens. Just all the time, sitting somewhere, play some Best Feens. Give it a try, and you can tell me where you catch yourself playing Best Feens. Download Best Fiends for free on the app store or Google Play Today. That's Friends Without the R. Best Fiends and you can be part of the club. Folks, it's your buddy and my Mr. Bobby Bones.

Let me know. This is the Bobby Bonds. That's my whole point. Thank you, Eddie. Yeah. So, what, A.m. Well, go ahead. Well, no.

Eddie is looking. Listen, I'll just post it on my main Instagram fee, which my Instagram is Mr. Bobby Gongs, M.R. Bobby Gones. Oh, you're getting more thirsty now. Well, here's what happens. I was drinking a coffee yesterday. This is the whole story, okay? I don't even drink coffee, but I started drinking a little bit of coffee. I was hurting a little bit. And I'm judging Miss America on Sunday night of this week. And so I was getting like my, make sure my suit matched all

colors because I'm colorblind. And so, and I was drinking a coffee. And the girl who's also Amy's friend was there took a picture of me drinking a coffee and I have a shirt on. And I posted it on Instagram and said, hey look, check it out. One, I'm drinking coffee and two, my new nipple ring. I thought was funny. Thank you. Hilarious. Thank you. I didn't have a nipple ring.

It was making a joke. I still zoomed in the check. I know. That was the point. And then Amy hits me and goes, you being thirsty on Instagram or what? Which just means looking for attention. Okay.

Go ahead, Am. Okay. And now that I know that our friend Kelly took that picture and she didn't try to tell you you were thirsty. Okay. That, the nipple ring thing, okay, I get it. Maybe you're being funny. Yeah.

I'm being hilarious. Oh, I thought that was your way of being a little. little bit more thirsty and getting people to screenshot it and then zoom in on your body. Wow, that's super thirst. To see if you had a nipple ring because, I mean, when it's far away in the story, you can't really tell. Like, did Bobby get a nipple ring? And I don't know. I didn't know what kind of comments you were getting for people. I'm sure they were like, Bobby. No, no, and I'm just making fun of me basically. Oh, I thought that they'd be like, oh, you look amazing. I'm posting it right now

My main feed. Your body looks good. Oh, tell me more. He's thirsty. See? I'm being thirsty. You know what? I've been hitting it hard aim.

You know, let a guy just feel good about himself for once in his life. Okay. Like I said this morning, I'm all right. If I had to pick a song I'm feeling right now. I'm all right. Go ahead. But like a little bit, does it feel awkward when you post a picture like that a little bit? Tremendously, but I'm trying to.

I lean into being uncomfortable now. Okay. So I just posted on my main Instagram. Let's see what everyone says. Yeah. I don't like it. Did you just put like thirsty or not thirsty? Yeah, I wrote.

Just leave me alone. Because you're also drinking in it, so people might literally think you're thirsty. Yeah, that's what I thought. Okay, enough about that. We'll let people be the judge. Secondly, I'm talking to Amy this morning. She goes, hey, this is early, this is before the show. Amy says to me, hey, I messed up.

And I go, what's the deal? She goes, I left my wallet on my Southwest flight yesterday. Oh, my goodness. Which means you're just on an airplane and you leave your wallet. Yeah? Correct. Well, I had to get it out to get Wi-Fi on my flight, and I guess it never made it back into my carry-on. Okay.

She blames it on the wallet, by the way. It never made it back. The wallet didn't crawl back into her bag like she had hoped in her dreams. So you left your wallet on your Southwest flight? Yes. Okay. And I was the last flight that landed in Austin, so I was like, oh, my gosh. You know, it's not like it's like halfway around the country right now.

Who knows? Because we wake up so early. And I immediately get on Southwest.com. I get on the phone. I'm filling out forms. I'm talking to people. And during the show this morning, my phone rings. And it's Kim that works a baggage claim in Austin telling me she has my little gold wallet.

How does this happen? You know what? I'm going to tell you. Because Amy does right. She does write with the world. And so the world takes care of her. That's how it works. Everything she loses.

her wallet, her kids, they all come back. Her car. Hey, can I tell the story about when your kids first came or no? Oh, I haven't. Wow, yeah. I guess it's been enough time. That's what I wonder. Enough time has passed.

We can talk about it, but it was very, very scary. Okay, why don't we save that for like tomorrow or Friday or Monday? Yeah, I think we've already been evaluated and stuff. Yeah, you can tell this is a nervous one. That's quite the tease. Yeah. I want to hear the story now. I literally think only four people know about this.

Well, that's why I ask. I won't share it if you don't want me to. No, I think it's fine now, but let me double check with my husband. Oh, boy. That is a bad one. And Mike, do what time can we do that tomorrow? Give me a time tomorrow that we can tell everyone they need to listen. And if possible, we'll share this story.

Go ahead, Amy. Also, speaking of my husband, if you're listening right now, which you probably are, I need you to know that I found my wallet and you can stop freaking out now because of course I called him this morning to tell him to mail me my passport because I'm going to have to be able to fly home if I don't have a wallet eventually. And then he immediately wanted to cancel my credit card, my debit card, do everything. And I was like, whoa. That's responsible. So someone doesn't steal it and run. No. No. That is not you wait because I felt deep inside of my heart that I was going to get it back. And so I said to him, can you please just not be yourself for a second

and calm down. Nobody stole it. Nobody's going to spend my money. And let's just wait and see if Southwest finds it. And of course, they did. Whoop. All right. Congratulations. I love the way you wait till the next morning to tell them. You do right. I just found out this morning. I didn't even know last night. Just now. Oh, she just realized she lost it. Like 10 minutes ago. Yeah. I didn't. Yeah. Yeah. This all this happened all this morning. And Pimp and Joy, I love everybody. Early this morning she told me and then she got the call back 10 minutes ago. Yeah. Pam Joy, she loves everybody.

Yeah. Yes. I've been told that we have a block tomorrow around 720 Central, that we can talk about Amy and her losing her kids. Right. After she tells her husband. Yeah. Well, they already know from her husband. Wait, you just sort of alluded to what it was.

Well, you alluded to that when you said it lost your wallet and you lost your kids. We pieced that together. Yeah. It's a puzzle. They're good at it. But we don't know the story. We don't know how you lost them. How about that tomorrow?

I know. Oh, yeah. I'm ready. It's so bad. It's so bad. Really? Well, it was just early, and our kids just came to the America. Yeah, yeah.

Like literally, maybe they were here a week. Yeah. Okay, enough. Enough about that. Tomorrow. 820 Eastern, 720 Central. I mean, you think I would have gone to jail? Stop.

Enough with the teas. Oh, my goodness. Enough with the teasers. Yeah, so that happened. You want to hear about this engagement ring or no? This woman had to return a $40,000 engagement ring to her ex-fiancee? He got down on one knee seven years ago, said, will you marry me?

Then they break up. And he's like, I want the ring back. And she's like, no, you're not getting the ring back. So he took her to court. And guess what? She has to pay him $39,000 in 45, or she has to return the ring within 45 days. She has two options.

Woo! Yeah. Take that, women? Women. Ludge is yelling at all women right now. Oh, yeah. Oh, you want to try to keep the ring when you break up? No, sorry.

He bought it. return it. That's what I'm talking about. Judge speaks. And that makes sense. You're not Judge Common Sense. And that's not even how it's a... He does the whole... Our whole bit, Eddie, the whole two and a half person bit, he runs it all in... Okay, listen, listen, let me say this about engagement rings. This is my personal theory on engagement rings, okay? Amy, you and I, let's say we can engage, I get down on a knee, here's the ring. That's a gift for me to you. Just normally speaking, if we break up and there is nothing that has been

dishonest, or we'll even say breaking a human law, you get to keep that ring because it's a gift. It's your ring. Unless you cheat on me or unless you do something that causes the breakup that is illegal in the human game. If you do something illegal,

then I get the ring back. If you don't, and we just break up because we don't get along anymore, we're fighting, or we found out that we want to raise our kids differently, you keep the ring, because that's on me. Now, what happens? happen here in this situation? Do we know why they broke up, Lunchbox? They just said the, after the engagement, the relationship fell apart quickly.

Okay, and if there is no definitive reason as to why they broke up and they don't want to say it in court, then she keeps the ring. That's a gift. G-I-F-T. Gift. I don't go back. Ask for Christmas presents back. I'm not friends with people anymore. Hey, remember that crock pot I gave you three years ago, Jimmy, when I know we're not friends anymore. Let me get that back. Yeah, no, you don't do that. You don't do that. Go and cook your meat and your crock pot. enjoy it. It's a gift. It's a gift. Man, it was a three-carat cushion cut stone set in a tarcoey ring. So if you're looking at that as like a gift, shouldn't you not spend that much money on it? Here's my new theory. Yeah, come on. The first engagement ring you buy is super

cheap. Right, because it's a gift. It's a gift. This is called me $17. Then you get married, and then after a year, if you're really feeling it, you get the real ring. Okay. That's a great. Have guys, listen, have anybody listening ever bought a ring that probably was like $50 and they try to pass it off to whoever they were getting engaged to is something like $5,000? Of course, this is our listeners. Of course they've done that. Someone's done it for sure. Yeah, yeah. The lunchbox minions have for sure done that.

Katie and North Carolina, how are you? Good. How are you? I'm real good. Thanks for calling me because we're talking about, you know, we have stuff delivered to our porch all the time if you're using Amazon or UPS or Facebook. Reddick, all the things that just deliver it to your porch, and then you just have to get home and see it. And so I have a story coming up, but Katie has a story, so a Vitamix blender, which by the way, Katie, is not cheap. You know that, right?

Oh, no. So you order one, they deliver it, then what happens? And it was gone, and we're sure our neighbor took it. And thankfully, the company sent out another one free of charge. Okay, whoa, whoa, let's rewind a second. You're sure your neighbor took it? Yeah, because we had issues prior of Kim's black. lasting his music till 3 o'clock in the morning on weekdays and had asked several times for him to stop.

And that's why we're pretty sure he took it, like, 99% share. Just because you asked him, turn his music down? Yeah, we tried several, several times. And then we actually had to tell the security after, like, the fourth or fifth time. And, yeah, we think we got him a little upset. So have you went to him and said, hey, dude, you stole a blender? And turned your music down? Yeah, he wouldn't answer the door.

Did you look in and was he making sense? some like broccoli and like a broccoli smoothie that he wouldn't make. Maybe some margaritas. Yeah. All right. Well, thank you for sharing that with us. Holy cow. Hey, Ashley in Florida.

How are you? Good. How are you? I'm real good. I'm glad you called. So tell me your story. Then I'm going to get into mine. So my former fiance's wedding suit was stolen off our front door.

But Macy's is where it was from. And they were so awesome. They rushed ordered us a brand new one and gave us a $50 gift card for our troubles. Wow. Wow. How about that? Okay, well, here's this one. This woman's ordering a wedding dress, and so a wedding dress is sent to her. It's on the front porch.

They drop it off. And surveillance footage shows a guy on a big old straw hat hiding his face coming up and stealing the dress and walking away. Oh, dang. Yeah, he was wearing a big, he looked like, yeah, scarecrow. The scarecrow. With overalls. Yeah, Amy, what's up? So she only had surveillance footage because the week before that, dog food that had been delivered

her had been stolen as well. So she's like, somebody's stealing my packages. So she put up a camera and then busted what she thinks is the same guy, stealing her wedding dress. Yeah. That stinks. She had the photos all set up. The whole photo shoot.

Hey, you're on the air, Brittany and D.C. Hey, good morning. Good morning. What you got? Yeah. I had ordered about 300, say, the date magnets for our wedding. And, you know, got the notification that it was delivered. and went home, you know, was excited to open them, see what they look like,

and the box wasn't there. So, called the company, asked them about, you know, where it was, and they said they delivered it to the address. So somebody had stolen it off our porch about two days later. It showed up, you know, I come home. It was on the porch, but it was all open. Everything was outside of it. But, you know, somebody, I guess, felt they wanted to return it since it wasn't anything they could really use.

Well, listen, there's something to say about someone. who brings it back. That is hilarious. Because they get it easily just throw it in the dumpster. You know what I'm like why I can't use this? No, they drove it back

and risked it and caught too. Yes, hey, thank you for the call. That's good. Hey, people talk about stuff they got stolen from their porch. I only do one more. Robert in North Carolina. Thanks for hold a man.

Hey, what's going on, Bobby Long? Tell me about it. I figure if you beat in what we had found the one that she really liked. Unfortunately, it was a little price. She was a $3,000. I broke down bought it and said it takes three days to get there.

It's got the confirmation that it had been delivered. I got home for work and it was nowhere to be found. I called and called and called and nobody could tell me where it was at. Needless to say, my neighbor about two houses down had an empty TV box and it just happened to be my smart TV. You gotta be kidding me. Oh no. No, sir.

And I went around after around with this guy, and I even told him, I said, I have numbers and everything that matched his TV. The cops wouldn't even let me get my TV. So I spent $3,000 on this TV, and my neighbor got it at my expense, and to the day, I guess he's still enjoying it. You need to get some of that seven on your side involved with a situation like that. His car would have $3,000 worth of me on him.

Oh, you go beat up a car? Oh, yeah, absolutely. If you got the cops involved, oh, man. A couple windows, couple kicks aside. Boy, a little key down the side. Okay. Gosh. Did you guys have seven on your side?

Yeah, the TV. Yeah, you'd call the news station and they would come do a report on it. Yeah, man. Don Scott. Right street. Back in the day. Those are people that are still big to me, like the weatherman. Like Ned Permi is still.

Local celebrities. One time I saw Ned Permi at a restaurant in Hot Springs. I thought I'd seen Santa Claus. Did you get an autograph? No. You kidding me? I can't go up to Ned Permi, the local weather man? And he's from Littorock.

That was a big city. I was from Mountain Pine, which town was Hot Springs in Litter Rock was the big city. He's the big city news guy. You're out of your mind, Ned Permie. I tried to tweet Ned Permie for a long time. I was just harassing him on Twitter. Oh, this was like two years ago. Isn't that one of the kid?

Yeah, I was that guy. And then finally he responded once, but I felt like he was just doing it to appease me. I guess we can talk about this. This DNA test proves that the man is not the father after he paid $58,000. $5,000 in child support? See, what? This is just, she should owe him $58,000. Because she probably lied and said, hey, you're the dad.

But you can't do it probably. That's a problem with any of these. You can't do. Here, I'll give you some story. Go ahead and give it to me. A man who forked out almost $60,000 in child support payments wants his money back. After a DNA test revealed he isn't the father. Carrie, a fisherman said the encounter 20 years ago led to a woman named Julie,

revealing she was pregnant and the child was his, wants some money back, 18 years for a child that wasn't his. Here's the thing. Don't you think you probably get the kid tested at some point if you're paying child support? Like you go and you dob the thing. It's before 23 of me. It's like 14 of me. You know, that's way early.

I see what you did that. But don't you think that's probably a thing where if you're really wondering, it's kind of on you to figure it out a bit and then present the judge with some evidence? Hey, this is not my kid. We just did the swab and it's not my kid. He didn't do that. It's not right. What happened?

But yes, lunchbox, go ahead. She said it was his kid. But again, he stepped up. He stepped up to the plate. And what she did was she lied to that man. And she owes him $60,000. Well, because... He couldn't afford a DNA test because he was paying child support.

In a statement, she said that for 18 years, she and her daughter believed that he was father. Quote, over the last 18 years, he had a chance to get a DNA test. But me or child support can never get in contact with him. It never happened. And now he's coming out with accusations that are unfounded and untrue, she said. He didn't get a DNA test. They tried. They have on record of them trying to get.

There's no refund here, man. Listen, it shouldn't have happened. But think, he probably helped a kid have a better life, too. And he didn't ask for a DNA test. So he was just being a good dude. Would you go beat up their car for $58,000 worth? Probably. Two cars.

Keyet. House. A couple windows. Oh, wow. You just go right at it. No fear, man Put some eggs on the roof Oh wow

Oh my gosh Yeah and forks You know my favorite album from this year So far is the Golden Hour record From Casey Musgraves I'm a massive Casey Musgraves I have a second favorite album It's the yet to be released

Eric Church record that comes out in a month Guys I just sit around and listen to the clips Some of these songs you can get But listen to this stuff Desperate Man The album comes out of October 5th, that's one of the songs. Here's Hanging Around.

Hanging around. This heart like a wheel? Ooh. Maybe the best song on the record. I haven't even heard the record yet. But I got a heart like a wheel baby let's go. It's hard like a wheel and baby let's roll.

Hippy radio. Carry on my wayward song on a hippie radio. And the new one, solid In a great big world You just kind of like music Do you like that or no? That sounds good It doesn't really resonate with you though

No, what do you mean resonate? Like you hear it and go Oh Like for me, I like Eric Church But I'm not like a diehard I'm not in the church choir I might be after this record Yeah

Right yeah I'll listen to it when it comes out See if it just gets down to my bones But right now I'm like Oh yeah It sounds like good music You don't really like music That much though do you

Nah That's weird right It's really weird. It's all right. Who doesn't just love music in general? Like, you have your own kind of music, but Lunchbox has no passion for music. Do you buy music ever? No, I'm...

No, no. I mean, absolutely not. The last time I bought music, we used to do a segment on here called iTunes downloads where we downloaded three songs a week. That was it. That's the only music I would ever buy. And we forced them. Forced it.

And he wrote it off. Yeah, I wrote it off on my taxes every year. Where music in my life is probably out of ten. to probably like a nine, right? Like, I love music. Yeah. Where would you put it in your life? A one?

Oh, wow, you just don't care at all. You don't just turn on music around the house for no reason and just like take it in? I'm trying to now that I have a kid because people say it's good for the kid to hear music. So I did it when my wife was pregnant now that he's here. But really, I just don't. I would rather just have the TV on or have silence. Isn't that weird guy? It's so weird.

I've never met anyone like that. Because I don't know, I don't know. And you guys find all these new artists. I don't know where you find these new artists to explore. The music services. Yeah. They have a bunch of them. Yeah, there's even like categories.

But yeah, but how do you type it in? You just type it in New Art Radio and just click on the playlist. There's all kinds of stuff. Oh, see, playlist. See, I just go to a certain artist. Wait, they're not new if you have to go to them. Sometimes you go to the homepage, they'll feature artists. They just give you options.

And then also on IHartRaddy, if you thumbs up on the app, he thumbs up and songs you do like, it sends you other. songs that you probably like because you like that song. Yeah, it's pretty cool. So, how, like, a new album comes out. Do you go that day every time? Every week, do you go and listen to a new album when it comes out? No, not every time.

I'll click around and, you know, see some of the new stuff, but there's just so much now that I can't keep up. It's like Netflix shows. I know that I can't keep up with everything. I do try to really stay on things that I would love and I try to invest in the things, but I can't keep with everything. Man. Hey, Bones, you know people, you can't get this

Eric Church album a little advanced. I don't. I don't take new music early ever from anyone. Oh, my God. I asked some people. Even friends to say, hey, I got new music. I don't listen. You can't text church and be like, hey, man. I don't know.

I can't text church. No. I don't even know they have cell phone. Just tweeting. Really? Eric Churchman, I don't even know. I think he's got like an orb and you have to like know how to get in the orb. Yeah, it's all thing.

Didn't know that. He's like a mysterious. Hey, Bobby. Yeah. You got to have like, you have to put on the same exact pair of sunglasses that he's wearing. He's re-vans? You see each other through them. Yeah.

Whoa. Oh, that's the only way you can talk to him. That's it. Hey, man. You good? Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. Look at me in my son.

Eric's always been really nice to me. It's awesome, man. But I see him about one set. It's like Haley's comet. He goes by, whoa. See him in seven years? There he was. There he went.

There was Eric Church. You call your friends. Do you see Eric Church last night? I missed it. Yeah, no, he drove by. He was right there. Okay. Interesting about you lunchbox that you don't.

Would you say you love music? No. No. I mean, call me weird. but I didn't have time for it when I was a kid. You guys got infected when you were young. Infected. Oh, I was infected.

I was infected hard. Oldies, 90s country, 90s hip-hop, an alternative. Yeah. In that order, because I was given oldies to my grandmother. So did you learn, because you listened with your grandmother. And then did you sit around and watch MTV music videos? Is that where else you got? You talk about Lent Biscuit, though, when you get to music videos in MTV.

Yeah, that's when it really hit me hard. Was that Lent Biscuit time in college? There are a couple music videos that I do remember like, oh, that's a good song. Like, B.C. Boys sabotage when they're jumping from running around. They're jumping from building to building. I remember that one. I don't know why, but I think it's BC Boys.

Yeah, you got it. That's pretty much the only one I remember. One video. Yeah. Can you think of any other music video in your life, Watchbox? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. TLC, waterfalls, because they stand in water at one point.

There you go. Good job, man. That's it. And Eminem, when he's like, my bum is on your lips. I know that one. Tom Green, you know, makes fun. to him. I think that's about it.

There you have it. Lunchbox is behind the music right there, folks. Nice. That's interesting, though. Thank you for sharing with it. Hey, listen, thanks for being vulnerable and sharing with this morning. Oh, you know what? Got it. All for one? I swear, I think they sing in a parking garage.

Wow. Cool, man. That may be a random, that made me not right, but that jumps in my head right now. No, I think that's where they performed last week. So you are. It's a Bobby Bones show. The Bobby Bones Show. Amy's pile of stories.

Oh, yeah. Cosby Show. Sorry, I'm, start over it. Go ahead. Back on the Cosby Show, there was the daughter, Sandra Huxable. Her husband was Elvin, and his name is Jeffrey Owens in real life. Does everyone remember Elvin from Cosby Show? Yes.

The husband who, okay, to make it sure. Go ahead. Okay. So, obviously, that shows not around. Acting can be hit or miss at times, and he got a job at Trader Joe's. Well, someone took a picture of him working there. It went viral and people started job shaming him because he was working at Trader Joe's. So Good Morning America decided to have him on and he was so proud of the fact that he had worked at Trader Joe's.

He ended up having to quit that job, by the way, because of all the attention he was receiving from working there. People were showing up. And wore his name tag on Good Morning America and just explained to them that every job is worthwhile and valuable and no one has to feel sorry for him. He's doing fine. and then after his appearance, Tyler Perry sent him a message on Twitter saying he's about to shoot some stuff on Oprah's network, and he wants him to come join in and do work because he loves people that hustle. I saw my heart hurt for him, not because he was having to work because everybody's got work. And the anchor on Fox News was the one who started the thing.

It was not a good excuse. It was like, oh, look at this. He used to be famous, and now he's working at Trader Joe's. I'm like, won't you go get a real job? it was a really, but good for him. Like, good for him. Good for him. That made me, that made my heart hurt a little bit.

And not because we all got to eat. Mm-hmm. Because people think their job is better than someone else's job. Go ahead, A. Yeah, I want to quote one other thing that he said, because I think this is important. And this is why he's sharing this story so that people rethink what it means to work.

He said there's no job that is better than another job. It might pay better. It might have better benefits. It might look better on a resume on paper, but it's actually not better. And I just like that reminder. What else you got over there? Value everybody and what they do.

So did you see that thing online going viral of the woman at the U.S. Open that was eating chicken nuggets and she dipped it in her coat before she ate the nugget? I did, and I got to tell you, I felt bad for her too because they were just going after her. I love it. I loved it. Yeah, here's, let me play you a clip of it. Here's the woman defending it.

My dad was like, it'll cool it off if it was too hot. I guess that's where it started. but I really like the taste, I swear. I've considered, like, trying to make a sauce or a dip or some type of condiment, like Coca-Cola flavored. It's really actually good. And they were crushing her online. So funny.

Yeah, what do you have to say by that, Amy? Well, just the story of case people didn't see it, they could definitely check it out. And then, yeah, just keep in mind that everybody has different weird food combinations. My family, we love cinnamon rolls with sausage gravy every Christmas, and people think that's so weird. And then they try it, and they're like, whoa, it's good. And we said, don't forget everybody has weird fetish. I mean, food combination. Yeah. What else am?

So, man, I just feel bad for this high school in California. They had to cancel their football season already because the team is so bad. Oh, they're so bad? Yeah, it's just such a bummer because it just made me think about how Bobby always says, don't quit. Fail until you don't. Keep going. And I don't know what's happening with the people leading these kids because they're teaching them to just give up. but they did have some significant losses, 41 to zero, 61 to zero.

And then they decided to throw in the towel and then disband the team. Yeah, I wonder why. I wonder if everybody's getting injured. Listen, my high school three years ago had to quit because we didn't have my players. That's crazy. Like I went to a school so small that you need 11 on each side, right? You need 22. They were working with like 13, but everybody played both ways, offense and defense.

had like two extra players, then they got hurt. So they had to quit the team because they had enough players. But even then, I was like, come on, guys, you can do it. You can do it. Eight on 11. Failed until you don't, baby. Yeah, that stinks. So is that a day, Ann?

Yeah, that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. The Bobby Bone Show. You're going to wrap it up. Am, what's going on today with you? I've got some doctor's appointments with my dad. So they do like this molding thing for radiation. so we have to go make sure that, you know, it's going to zap them in the right spots.

And then if all that goes good, then we'll start treatment tomorrow. Hey, look at that. Yeah, so it'll be good to kind of just get that ball rolling. So that's what I got. Yeah, Amy's dad was going to go in for throat cancer surgery. He's going to take about three days and it ended up being about a three-month deal and he's still in the middle of it. And that tracheotomy, it's been a heavy thing.

Yeah, we should be done with radiation, but now, and chemo, but now we're going to be starting it tomorrow. Hopefully, if everything goes well today. So pretty good. Yeah, what about you? I had to fly to California back. So it's going to be a quick trip. Really, really, really quick.

That's it. So I got to get on an airplane, go, and get back. Just flying. That's all. I don't have anything cool. I'm going to go. I got some stuff. I got a new book I'm reading.

I got Deadpool 2 on my computer. All right. Yeah. I haven't seen it. Mike D.C. It's good, though, huh? Yeah, I like it a lot. I'm going to like Deadpool 2.

That's it. Lunchbox, you, bud? Oh, I got to catch up on TV. Florida Bama Shore, the challenge. This whole one day off this week has thrown me off totally. Because Bachelor in Paradise was three hours the other night. I heard it. I heard.

So that really messes up your schedule because you're used to only two. People like that Bachelor in Paradise, though. They like it better than The Bachelor. Absolutely. I don't even know what it means. They just go to a beach and they date and they just hang out and drink margaritas all day and make out with each other. Sounds fun. It's a great show.

I mean you should try that out, Bon. I don't want to watch you. I just want to go live it. Have a good day, everybody. We'll see you on Thursday's show. Thanks, goodbye. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up.

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