The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Interviews Amy’s Kids + Lunchbox Gets Featured In Bobby’s New Book + Monday Morning Confessions

Episode Date: June 11, 2018

Bobby interviews Amy’s son and daughter to find out their favorite things and how old they think their mom is. Lunchbox finds out he actually is featured in Bobby’s book and reads the portion on air. Also, listeners call in to share their Monday Morning Confessions. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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and his song's going to go number one next week, hopefully, I think. It's at number three right now. And so he was leaving the studio. And so, when you hear it next week, you'll know it's recorded, but who cares, right? What a cool dude. But everybody was out. Oh, he's a nicest guy, right? Yeah.

So nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we did that. We're back today after, for me, it was a long weekend because in Nashville, it's CMA weekend, meaning every artist is in town, every event is in town, and you kind of have to go to things. And for most of the time, I have to go to things because either of the raging idiots or the book,

but nothing really corresponded with that. So I just went out and did things for friends the whole time, which was a bit nice. I went and hosted Lauren Elena's fan club party. It's cool. And hosted Luke Bryan thing on the stage, and I did Maddie Poppy, American Idol, to that. So I was still out, but I'm glad it wasn't about me.

It also looked like you were just relaxed out there. Like one of the pictures I saw you were in your slides, is that what you call? Oh, on Sunday. I went out with... Sunday. Maddie, didn't shave, T-shirt. It looked like you rolled out of bed, put your slippers on, and you're like, let me do this. It wasn't about me.

That was cool, though. It's not about me. Who cares? You know what I'm saying? I got you. Yeah, so we're back today. Anything Amy would like to say. Oh, man.

What, go ahead. Well, obviously, I hope everybody has a great day. We're not to that point yet where we go away. Oh, you asked me if I'd anything to say. No. I mean, I'm kind of trying to talk to my kids now about, you know, my age. Oh, yeah, you'll hear later on that Amy's kids think she's 50. Four. Yeah, 54. 54.

And just kind of, they've never been interviewed before. So work on their interview skills. So they know how to answer questions, you know? Like, mom's 29. No, if you're going to, yeah, yeah. Oh, boy. You're going to coach them? Yeah, just a little coaching.

Oh, describe your mom in one word. Let's try not to use sound effects from animals. Well, what happened yesterday? They're so cute. On Sundays, the last few Sundays, Amy and I come up and do a bunch of work, mostly to give everybody else in the room a break. If I can give Amy a little credit here, what we do allows everybody else to go home a bit earlier.

Thank you for that. Man, thank you guys for being so awesome and dedicated. He's been a smart out. No, I'm being serious. But I'm going up here anyway, but Amy's like, I'll come up too. We record the weekend countdown. and we record some of the night show that we do around the country. And so, you know, she's kind of throwing a bone to you guys.

No, thank you. I was being serious when I said thank you. Like, I don't know why you thought I was being sarcastic. I was saying I appreciate it. Sounds a little sarcastic to me. Is it a problem that whenever I see stuff like that, like for just one second, I'm like, dang, they're doing the show without us. Like, man, that's it.

Like, that's how they say goodbye. And then I realized, oh, they're just doing the countdown. Well, we did more than just the countdown. Oh, you guys did some show stuff without us? that's not the I interviewed her son and daughter because they were up here yesterday and that's what we recorded

for the show today but doing that normally when we do the countdown during our time all together if we go ahead and knock that out we can spend a time as a group all doing show things so it is for you guys

yeah all for you really think that like all they're doing it without me you know what I think yeah man less work for me yeah that's where we're different you and I

I saw Eddie I saw Eddie go after lunchbox on Twitter last night a little bit which one what did I say you were like hey dude you eat you eat an ice cream at 5 o'clock in Austin you realize we got a show tomorrow, right?

Yeah, and he came back hard, too. What do you say? He goes, don't worry, I've been doing this for 15 years. I know what I'm doing. I know what time we started. That's true. I did, I let him know. Eddie likes to go at you and try to take dig so people see it on Twitter, like, trying

to let you know that he's all prepared for work or whatever, like making him look like the star employee. So he's got to go back out. Who said that? There's never been a star employee. He tries to portray that image on the Twitter. On the internet on Twitter. Honestly, it stresses me out to see him on the other side of the country.

He's really on a nonstop flight home. He doesn't care. Nonstop flight, Amy, that could get delayed or even canceled. That's true. I would never. Like, my wife gets so mad at me when I say like, okay, we got to be back Sunday early if we're going to go out of town. Early. Because there's no way I'm going to risk that.

Oh, wow. Oh, I don't risk it either. Amy, you're not like that? No, not really. No. I mean, if I like to take a good, I like to get back. early just so I can feel prepared and maybe, you know, I feel

like rested, but I'm not nervous I'm going to miss the show. Like lunchbox, what time do you roll in last night? My plane was delayed about 45 minutes, so I got in at 9.30 p.m. That's not so bad. No, it's not bad at all. All right. I'll just let you know. No, you were trying to be a little smart, Alec, and be like, oh, look at me. Why do you two fight so much?

No, no, no. But really, it's a thing, right? They need counseling. It's like they fight all the time in the room, and then they leave the room, and they're like butt buddies. Yes. Yes. Yes. It is so weird. It is bizarre. You're right. No. If you think who does the picking because he wants to try to act like he's all cool.

In front of you guys, he tries to show off. I mean, you're setting it up to where the only answer is me. Oh, did I say that? Yes, you did. I think both of you do it because you tell on him all the time. You're always writing me little notes about him. I'm like, I guess Eddie did. Can I tell you something, though?

You know, we play golf almost every week, lunchbox tonight, and that's going to come to an end. Why? Because I can't take it anymore. He gets angry. he gets angry. He throws his clubs in his bag, and he doesn't talk to me for like an hour at a time. Well, you play golf and he doesn't say a word for a whole hour? A whole hour, bones.

Why? And it's not like I'm not giving him a warning or anything. I've told him over and over. If you keep acting this way, we're not going to play anymore. And he says, I'm sorry. You can just go play by yourself. I agree. And I know plenty of people in this town that would love to play golf with me, and I've been invited many times, and I say no because Lunchbox and I play all the time. It's coming to an end. I'm telling you. Great.

See you? Not worried about it See, that's crazy to me We're supposed to go have fun Like you said, we're butt buddies You know, after the show And it's just, I don't understand How you just can't go have fun

And spend time He thinks like it's a competition He thinks it's the master's And he gets mad Yeah, why do you get mad all the time? Because you're... Competitive With who, and you're not that good anyway

Right, and I'm competitive with myself But why do you expect to play so good If you've never played good? No, no, I've gotten so much better And then in the last six months It's just all falling apart Trying to get that scholarship or what? Yeah.

Yeah. And so it just, I mean... But you're not there by yourself. You're with me. I understand. And you're not there with your phone, but you're on your phone the whole time and I'll say, hey, where did my shot? I wasn't watching it.

I was on Twitter. Like, what's the point of going with you if you're not going to pay attention? Oh, boy. See, this is why we fight. And now he's not going to talk for an hour. Thank you, Eddie. No, I talk all the time. I'm like, man, that's a son.

I'm just getting mad. Yeah. Well, okay. Who do you think does most of the... I'm kind of open this conversation. Yeah, because Amy's checked out too. Yeah, I'm on Brothers Osborne's Twitter page. Are you checking it out?

Just seeing what they're up too. I didn't know they played Bonneroo. They did. I was going to say that. It rained hard. I have a friend that was at Bonaroo. And I was like, what's up? I'm in Bonarue.

You coming? It's like, you're coming. Do you even know me? Like, you're lucky I got while walked at the CMA Fest. We talked to Maddie Pobie from American Eye. Somebody told me that Thursday night. We're going to try to get Bobby go to go to Bonner. I'm like, don't good luck of that.

Yeah. Good luck. Wouldn't that be so fun to have Bobby? Bonner? I was like, no, why would that be fun? They're like, he'd be so out of his element. Nobody would have fun. I would be like lunchbox on the golf course. Just making everybody uncomfortable, I'd be like, hey, can I go to the air conditioner?

Yeah, nobody wants that. Nobody wants that. Here's an outtake from the interview with Amy's kids. They're singing this song. Oh, my gosh. Look at your butt. Are you doing Baby Got Back? Yeah.

It's in the movie sing. Oh, my gosh. Look at your butt. I can't believe that's in a kid's movie. Yeah. And I think every kid's repeats that because my kids have their whole period when they did that too.

Oh my gosh. Because butts in it. Yep. Oh my gosh. Look at your butt. There you go. So yeah, that interview comes up. A week from tomorrow, my book comes out

and I'm trying hard not to talk about it all the time. We did two segments on it today. One is just earth-shattering. Oh, yeah. There is that part. That lunchbox brought up. Whoa. I didn't know.

I, honest to goodness, I had no idea that that was revealed in an article. I had no idea at luncheon was going to bring that up. I was totally surprised. Obviously, I knew about it, but I mean, but I didn't know it was going to be brought up on air today. I was kind of shocked by that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I wouldn't have brought it up, but the reporter brought it up.

And I can't say no to questions asked in an interview. I'm not going to be that dushy. Be like, I don't want to answer that question. If I agree to do an interview, I do the interview. Unless I'm offended or, but I don't even really get offended. Like, I don't get offended. I just go, yeah, I'm not into this and go away. It's amazing to me how offended people get sometimes.

Why not just turn your back? That's really weird to me too. I go, why get offended when you can just eliminate it from your mind? Yep. So people say it to me, if I get offended, I don't. I just go, you don't exist to me anymore. Instead of me having this negative feeling, you just don't exist. You make them disappear.

It makes it easier for everyone. And so, yeah. So I'm doing my best because it's really consuming my life right now in that it's going into full promotional gear. I go out on the road. Next week, do the show from the road. I'm doing, you know, a bunch of the TV stuff, Good Morning America, and Today Show.

I know. Whoa. Are you going to meet, Robin? I don't know. That's all you're concerned about. No, I mean. She's won her for years to meet Robin Roberts. Yeah.

Just saying. Have you ever tweeted her and said, hey, I'd like to meet you? No. Well, why not? Why'd your voice break like that? No. Change. I would tweet her and be like, hey, I went to meet her.

meet you like that would do anything. I'll just let it happen organically. But some people do that and it happens where the celebrity sees it and they get to meet them and it's a cool story. Ask her to prom. That happens all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know how to prom. Yeah. I know I'm 37. Okay, cool. We're going to start the show today. Thank you very much for hanging out with us. The Post-show pre-show. There you go. Thank you very much. Yeah. The Bobby Bones show.

Oh, it's your buddy and my Mr. Bobby Bones. All right. Welcome back. Hope you. weekend was awesome. We're back in the studio, look around the room. See everybody. Good morning, studio. Good morning. Good morning. Amy. Good morning, Bobby. Who sits to my left. Morgan number two is right in front of me. Hello, Morgan number two. Hello. Lunch box. Good morning, good morning, dude. Eddie. Good morning, bones. And that's the circle. We all sit in a circle here. And standing outside the circle is Ray Mundo. Hello. Thank you. He's out there. And Mike D. There he is. Quiet Mike. Yeah, we're back. I had to get my Jeep fixed this weekend. someone broke into it

and I just been putting it off What did they break? No, the thing about a Jeep is You don't keep stuff in the Jeep Right, so they busted the glove box wide open It looked like they took a hammer The back of a hammer and just ripped it open And so I took some tape

And just taped the glove I was been taped up for like three months And so I finally had it fix this weekend So I got that fixed I have to get the light fixed That Eddie's wife drove over In my yard By the way, you will be getting a bill

How much is that gonna What's the damage on that? More than I thought. So like $100? We'll talk. Okay. We'll talk. And then, yeah, we'll talk.

The deal was, I'll go to Eddie's house and break something. And we'd be even since he broke something in my house. But then he backed out. Let's check that bill out. Let's see what we're talking about. See what kind of money we're saying here, and then we'll figure it out from there. But if you do that, then I'm going to make sure to break something expensive. If you just go, hey, come do whatever you want.

I might just break a plate. Yeah, if you're waiting for the bill, you're playing with fire. That's right. You know what I'm saying? Do you think this thing's going to be expensive? Yes. Oh, man. So you're a special kind of bold.

You're saying if I just commit right now, you can come over and break. And now you get to pick. And you can, it could be an alarm clock. No, you already committed, but you backed out, now you need to recommit. It can be the front windshield of your car or it could be a coffee cup. You know what? A coffee cup. That'd be cool.

You never know what's in my heart. Wow. So, yeah, that's what I did this weekend. CMA Fest this weekend. Did a lot of stuff. Yeah. Busy week last week, but I guess this week. You get to chill out a little bit?

No. Not really. No, I'm going to New York for Ders and St. Of course not. That's not. That's crazy. It doesn't end with this guy. Oh, yeah, I mean, books really kicking off.

My book is on next week. Yeah. Okay, yeah. So no. Which is like a week from tomorrow. High gear. I know. Most people always say like, man, I can't wait till this is over.

What's your, when this is over? 2019. Oh. Then you're good. Then you're going to chill out. So 2020? No, no. No, 2019, I think, is when I'm going to really take it down a nudge.

Okay. Yeah, I'm a chila. Too loud. Yeah. It's kind of lay by the fool. All right. You know what I mean? I may have a Fourth of July party, though.

But I can't... You want me to cook? But I can't shoot fireworks. Yeah, dude, I'm telling you, let's shoot until the cops come and then we say, we're sorry we didn't know. And that's it. We do it every year. But that's not how it works in my life. Oh, it's not.

No. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. An Iowa man who saw a gosling being attacked by a snapping turtle in a pond got on one of those giant inflatables and floated out and rescue the bird. Yeah, he saw it, saw an inflatable. You know, sometimes you'll see somebody in a movie, grab a car from someone and go hunt down a bad guy. He did that.

Went to hunt down the snapping turtle. Yeah. He said he and his family saw the baby goose struggling in the water. He went over and grabbed the inflatable and then grabbed the bird and took it back so the turtle wouldn't get it. Oh, wow. I thought you were talking about Ryan Gosselin the whole time. No, no, no. Because it got the bird.

The goose. Yeah. There you go. Carrie Coppola is his name. Well, Monday. Tell me something good for you there. Thank you very much. The Bobby Bones Show.

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We take a second and talk about just the studio in general because Amy comes in a minute ago and goes, the studio stinks. It does. She said to me that sometimes she goes home smelling like the studio. Now, I've worked in restaurants where I went home and smelled like the rolls. Sure. Yeah, I worked in Dunkin' Donuts. I smelled like donuts.

Yeah. For sure. Our studio definitely has a smell. And when I leave the studio, if I go to the restroom, I don't, like right now I don't smell it. Because I've been sitting in here for a little bit. But if I leave to go to the restroom and I come back in, I will smell it. Well, so that's a culture problem. Explain.

We have a little culture here. Yes. And then other people come into it. And they might smell. We can't have people coming in thinking this smells like a big turd. Yeah, well, what's the smell? I don't know. I can't, I don't know the smell.

Amy. What do you think the smell is? I don't know. Don't say, don't say toot. No, that's not the smell. That's not the smell. Normally I can pinpoint it. And I have a sensitive nose.

Am I the only one that smells it? Am I the only one that won't smell it? Anybody, does anybody? Does anybody? else smell? I've smelled it before. I've smelled it before. It's a culture changer. We have to change. So we have to like,

fumigate. Clean things. Shower. You guys' area is kind of a dump. Yeah. Look at this. It's all gross. Like, we have to just be adults with the studio. If we ever get a new studio built, you guys are going to be on your own little island somewhere. Oh. Yeah. I don't understand what you mean by ours is a dump. Amy uses it as our storage locker over there.

If you go look, there's just... I just cleaned it up. But that's not the smell. Like, the smell is like that. It's not. I don't know. Could it be like something? Go ahead. I don't know if it's like something that is like, like, we don't have food in the studio anymore, but like.

He could be a thing. It's not garlic. I don't know what it is. That's true. Lunchbox plays soccer games all night and then comes in with no shower. But it's not like dirty skin. I don't know what it is. I can't pinpoint it.

I just know that sometimes we have guests come in. I know when it started smelling in here. When? Hey, Mike D. started being in the studio every day. Oh, come on. Why would you go after Mike? He's doing nothing but literally organizing papers for the show.

Look, I was just trying to get it off me. He was the newest victim. He gets that smell off you. How about that? How about that? I think Amy just don't want to say it. How about that? I didn't want to say what.

It's him. Oh. I can't pinpoint what it exactly what it is. I just know that it's there. I mean, I am closest to the door, so when you walk in, I may be the first thing you smell. Finally, there we go. Eddie's been accused of trying to steal everybody's bits. Yeah.

Yeah, I have been accused. And so when we were doing our... No, you're guilty. You are guilty, that is what you are known for. Just trying to fight and repeat, man. I hate it on. Stop. Yeah, fail until you don't.

Out, June 19th. As we were doing our remotes for the CMT awards last week, Eddie was like, hey, man, can I do an interview? Because he had never done an interview. It was just me and Bobby in the room. And I was just like, hey, man, like, it would be kind of cool. Just maybe pick an artist, whatever. It would be my first interview ever.

love to try that. So I got there on time to do my interviews, and I got Sheld. Bones, it was awkward, too, because Amy was sitting in the chair, like ready to do the interview, and I had to be like, hey, Amy, Bobby said I can do this interview. That's true. Here you go. This is Russell Dickerson. You know the song right here?

Think out of yours. That was the number one. In case you guys didn't know that. Oh, wow. Yeah. I'm yours. Look at those interview skills. You got the facts.

You're really good, man. Yeah, he was nominated for a video. That's why I was talking to him. Yeah? Yeah. For video what? Breakout video of the year. Look at this guy.

So here's Eddie Target at him. All right, we're here with Russell Dickerson. Dude, what do you smell like? That's a good smell. My wife picked it out, actually. What is it? St. Laurent. Oh, dude, do you know that in Bruno Mars, Uptown Funk?

That's what he says. Got my Chuck's on my St. Laurent. Oh, got a kiss myself. So pretty. Dude, that's what he does. Let me stop this for a second. I didn't know that.

See? I'm bringing you information to everyone. I've been a lot of people out there were like, do we sing this song all the time? I didn't even know what he said in the song, much less what that was. Got my Chuck's song, my St. Lorone, got to kiss myself.

I'm so pretty. That might be the best fact of all the interview. Thank you, bones. You didn't know what, first of all, you've never heard of St. Laurent. No. Second, you didn't know that's what Bruno Mars was saying. How would I know what you knew that?

How would I know he was saying if I didn't know as a real thing? Oh, St. Learon is one of Karen Fearchild's favorite designers. Okay, here we go with Payne Farrell. Random fact. Are you more fascinated with her now or Dirk's? I should pick one.

Amy. Karen, Fairchild or Dirk's Bentley. It's close. Yeah? Karen, probably. Yeah. Yeah. It's good.

It's healthy. Yeah. It's awesome. It's healthier for your marriage. Yes, it is. Eddie, I thought your interview was great. Thanks, Bones. It's up at Bobby Bones.com.

Anything you want to say to these haters here trying to keep you down? Man, I just give me a chance. You know, I don't want to be better than you guys. I actually want to be just like you guys. Like, I admire you all. I don't want to be at your level because I think you guys are so good at what you do. That's it. That's really nice, Eddie.

And I do believe that there's room for all of us. There is. That's it. I'm not trying to take your jobs. Hey, knock yourself out. Wow. Although, a dad joke of the week would be kind of cool. Yeah.

What about that Eddie Bonehead? Yeah, we're not doing that. No, he found people in, like, Texas. It's like the Texas Bonehead. Regional Bonehead. Yeah. No. Okay.

Why are you so annoying? And then what did 39? What award was he up for? Who? Russell Dickerson, the guy you interviewed. Yeah, breakout video. Breakthrough. So you don't even know.

You don't know your facts. You're not good at it. That was last week. And he just Googled it too. Oh, did he? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Eddie, I think it was great.

Everybody can watch the full interview of Bobby Bones.com. Along with our interviews, too. Yeah, our great interviews. I also, I asked people, I told people they smelled good too. And look, he copied, like, he copied me because I told Kelsey Ballerini that she smelled great. So without telling that dude, he smelled great, any would have never got to that. So he had to take what I did. He had to take what I did.

Use it on his. And then he got to do it. We made fun of you. You didn't even know you did it. You didn't know you were creepy. But Eddie only did it because I did it. Like I said, I'm not trying to take your job. I'm just trying to be like you guys.

Thank you. I'm right again. Thank you. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. Carrie Underwood posted a video on Instagram over the weekend of her husband, Mike Fisher, singing along to her single Cry Pretty. She captioned it sounds just like the original.

Mr. Hager, your new career at the country singer bed. I heard that many times. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Pretty good. I mean, it's not that bad. Sounds like you. All right. Sugar Land's music video for their new single Babe was released over the weekend.

Taylor Swift, who's featured in the video, came up with the concept herself, and it had some madman vibes. I love their record, by the way. I did get a chance to listen to it extensively. It's called Bigger, and I really liked it. Let me remind you. Some Sugar Land called Let Me Remindia. Yeah, it's good. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds getting.

It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home, it's not been good. A rescue team in Colorado got a call that a dog couldn't make it down the mountain and went hiking with its owners. It was a 120-pound dog and got exhausted. So the team went up and climbed like six miles and carried the 120-pound dog down the mountain. Yeah, it's really.

cool. I saw it. It's awesome. We'll put it up at bobbybones.com. But yeah, they went all the way up and they carried it back down. Tell us how I do. Go up a mountain and get tired. I need some help. Bobby Bones Show. Bonehead. Story up the day. This story comes to us from Virginia. A man walked into a bank and robbed it for the second time in two weeks. Oh, wow. He had been there the week before got away with it. It was like, I think I can go back and rob it again. The only problem is someone recognized him this time and he was busted. No. Remember the story from maybe the last bonehead where they stole a TV from the pawn shop and they went back the next day to repawn?

These people have to be blitz out of their mind to think that that's even a thing. Like is it just that bank is convenient? It's close to his house. Partially, I bet. And then what do you do with the money? He probably used it for bad stuff, huh? Like drugs? Probably. And they need more.

Yeah, so go back to the same bank? Yeah, I just not thinking straight. If you're going to be a bank robber, you have to do like Keanu Reeves. Yeah, like point break. Point break. What is he to do? I never saw that. They put on president masks.

Yeah. Oh. But he's the undercover cop. Yeah. You don't have a good disguise. Sometimes they just go in in their normal clothes. You know, just Bobby on a Tuesday, going to go rob a bank. Yeah.

Like I've listened to a podcast where this guy, he just decided to rob a bank one time. He started doing research. He said he had always had a dream about robbing a bank. So he did all this research. And he walked in a normal clothes. clothes and his mom used to work at the bank. Walked up, like, nothing was happening and walked right out and didn't cause a scene. He got away with like five bank robberies.

Then he just went and turned himself into the police. That's what we should do. Because he said, no, no, no, no. He said, if you cause a scene, people start calling 911. If you just act normal. But don't they hit the panic button under there? Maybe they don't even panic. Maybe they're like, this is a whole part of it.

You know what a lot of them don't know is all the bags of money that they usually give them have GPS in them. Boom, good luck with that. And the die packs. Yeah, whatever that is. Yeah. You know what the die pack is? It's where you put it in there and it explodes and there's paint all over you.

Oh, that's cool too. Yeah, that's why I have in my pool now. We pee. If you come out in my pool. That's not true. Yeah, put that in my pool. Yeah, go ahead. I'll come over today.

See what happens. All right, is that it? Yeah, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Get your Bobby Bones on. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go.

I'm a trams a dog. Are you familiar with the country. artist Carly Pierce. Yes. I texted her over the weekend because I saw she had liked one of my Instagram posts, and I know her, but she likes every Instagram post I put up. Okay. So I sent her a message going, hey, what's that app that you use that likes everybody's

Instagram post? It's not really an app, is it? No. Oh, okay. I thought it was. Oh. Because she's so on top of it? Yeah, she was like, no, I just like pictures.

Amy, I'm going to tell you. I get on this thing, this Instagram. And I'm all the time. I don't like anybody's pictures. I know you don't. I check. Sometimes I'll remember to hit the heart. Yeah.

But mostly, I just want to live more of a Carly Pierce type life. So I'm trying from this point forward to like more pictures on Instagram. Because I started noticing that she was liking my pictures and I'm like, oh, well, I like her better. It's weird how that works. See? Now you know. See, that's why I would check to see. But since I know you weren't liking anyone's photos, I wasn't taking it personally.

But every once in a while, I'd be like, huh, I'm just go see a bit. Bobby like my picture. That's why nobody likes me because I don't like their pictures. So she's liking my picture. I noticed that I haven't seen Carly in a long time, but I noticed that I start to have better feelings about my friend Carly now. All of a sudden, she's my friend because she's liking my Instagram post. Bringing you all closer together, I get it. So I messaged her, I was like, what's that app? Thinking she was going to give me some app that would just like everybody? Didn't work. So do you know how I know if it's a good post if Candace Cameron Beret likes it? Because she doesn't. Yeah, yeah, DJ Tanner up in Full House.

Okay. She doesn't like every post. Okay. But when she does, I know I hit a real home run. That right, Mike. Yeah. Yeah. You don't judge your posts on my likes.

Like, if I like it. No. But I'm going to like yours more. You have my word. Okay. Also, I posted a picture of me putting a water hose in this weekend. I know. 20,000 likes.

All I was doing is putting a water hose in. Yeah. Well, people like seeing you be a man, you know? Yeah, me too. Feels pretty good. So my goal is to be more like Carly Pierce and like more people's pictures. I'm saying it out loud. Say it, be it.

Say it, see it. See it. That's right. Say it, see it, see it be it. Okay, in studio now with Amy's kids. Yes. Yes, Stevenson, thank you. Hey, that's so funny.

Yeah, you're funny. Okay, I'm going to ask you a question. Yeah. This is an interview. This is me and you, one-on-one. Yeah. Question number one. Yeah.

What is your favorite color? Yeah. What is your favorite color? Yeah. No, color. What's your favorite color? What? Red.

Red. Is red your favorite color? Yes. Okay. I'm going to go to you. Okay, hold on, hold on. Stevenson, what is your favorite food? Banana.

Banana and pizza. Banana and pizza. Question three, Steve. Oh, excuse me. Okay, hold on. Sorry, sorry. Okay, question three. That's funny.

Stevenson. We have to come down. get there five questions. Question number three. What is your favorite animal? Favorite animal? A lion. A lion.

There you go. Good. Question four. What's your favorite superhero? Favorite superhero? Favorite superhero, Stevenson? Yeah. Flash.

Yes. Good. One more. Oh, I've no idea. Well, here's the question. What's one word? That describes your mom. Okay.

Okay. No, no. What's one word that describes your mom? One word. Any word you want? Oh, got it. Yes, I love it. I love that.

That's very good. Very good. He doesn't. He does. He knows exactly. Yeah. That's right. Hey, Steve is a great job.

Great job. Great job. Great to do you. Now we're going to come. Okay, now it's DeShiro. We're going to come back in a second interview to Sashira. Are you ready, Susira? Yeah.

Okay. We're going to come back next. Okay, we're in studio right now with Amy's daughter, Sashira. How old are you, Sashira? 10. Okay, Stasheera. Are you ready? Yeah.

Question number one. How old is your mom? I don't know. No idea. What would you guess? 54. 54 is correct. Yes, yes.

That's correct. 54. That's correct. That's correct. Very good. Okay. Stichiro, what is your favorite TV show? My favorite TV show is

Supergirl and Flash and LallyWalk. Supergirl, Flash. LolliWalk. What's Lolleywalk? What's Lolleywalk about? Magic. Oh, yeah? Mm-hmm.

What do you watch that? On the tablet? On the tablet? No, it's maybe on... Is that one on Amazon or Netflix? Netflix. Okay. Okay.

Stevenson? Yeah. Yeah. What? Oh, nothing. Just looking at you, buddy. You can't. All right, there he is.

Okay, what's your favorite song, St. Shira? Favorite song. Mm-hmm. Is Kittyberry. Yeah? Which one? And Thunder.

Oh, Thunder. Yeah. And who, you know who sings Thunder? Yeah. Who sings it? I don't know. Imagine dragons. Yeah.

Did you know that? Mm-hmm. All right. Okay, here we go. Question number four. What do you want to be when you grow up? Doctor A doctor

Wow Yeah Look at that What kind of doctor do you know Doctor or police Doctor or police Yeah Okay we'll take that

All right So Cheria Last question What is your favorite subject at school Subject Math Yeah And just one more time

Because I don't remember How old is your mom Fifty-four is right Just to make sure she got it again 54 is right. You need to work on that math. How's your day going? Good?

Yeah. Do you have fun at the softball game this weekend? Yeah. Was that fun? Yeah. Yeah? Just come down. Stevenson.

I'm talking to your sister. Okay. Okay. I just come down. Okay. All right, buddy. I'll catch back in a minute, okay? Okay.

All right. So you're a great job. You did that. That was awesome. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. Good job, guys. You feel a good name? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, Stevenson, what are you singing? That says Stevenson original.

Oh, did you make that up? Yeah. That's good. What's that about? Hey, Stevenson. Okay, bye-bye. Bye-bye, everybody. Bye-bye.

A lot of people are loving the in-depth interview I just did with Amy's kids. It was good. Give that an Emmy or Tony or something, something. Hey, by the way, can I say this, Amin? I don't want you to get upset. What? That I... It has nothing to do with your kids.

kids. No, no, no. Or my age? Okay. Or your age. 52, I believe. 57 or something. 57, yes. 54. Yeah, whatever. Eddie has suggested to me in private that since Father's Day is coming up this weekend, that he does the dad joke of the day this week. Now, just this week. What do you think?

Okay. I mean, I get the whole Father's Day connection. Is that what you want? I mean, I normally don't give you Father's Day gifts, but okay. That's right. You don't give me Father's Day. If he wants it that bad. He just wants to do it this week, right, Eddie? Yeah, just one week. Just one week. So you still have the morning corny, and he'll do the dad joke of the day.

Take your time, Amy. Think about it. I mean, up to you. Do I decide right now? Yeah. Okay, fine. I mean, I'm rolling my eyes. Was that a yes?

Is that a yes? Yes. Okay, Eddie. Yeah. In 25 minutes, you'll also do a joke. The dad joke of the day. See, now we're on to something here. No, it's not.

It's just this week. Yeah, just this week. For Father's Day. Yeah, for Father's Day week. That's right. Here we go. A man won $315 million because he went back to the store to return some orange juice. I was like, ah, well, I'm here, I'll buy a lottery ticket.

So he did. And he won $350 million. A New Jersey man who took his wife's advice to return a bottle of orange juice is now a multimillionaire. A wife's advice. Well, the 56-year-old had purchased orange juice for $5. But his wife said, whoa, whoa, whoa, it was on sale for $250 somewhere else. You take that back. Now, he went a little rogue and bought a lottery ticket.

But it worked. $315 million later. That's crazy. It probably cost him what he saved on taking the orange juice back. Which is what I was saying. He probably wasn't supposed to do that. Wow. These roofers tore off the wrong roof in Florida.

This family wakes out. They're like, what? Hmm. There's supposed to be something over my head right now. What about my roof? Like the whole thing or just the shingles? Well, so this family wakes up and they're here. Oh.

And they're like, somebody's banging on the roof. And so they call up, say, hey, what's up with this? And they said, no, it's not us. People are the wrong roof. Turn off the roof. I mean, dang goodness is just the roof. The roof is on fire. Sometimes they like knock down an entire house and whoopsie, wrong address.

That's crazy. Man, I tell you, I used to roof houses. And it was behind lawn. maintenance. When I worked at the golf course, the roofing was the worst. I didn't like heights. So what I would do, at least for the first year or so I roofed, I had to be a tear-off guy. So I would get up and take my foot and you'd take the shovel. You can take the shovel, you put under each shingle, and then you lift it off and you throw it on the ground. Then I had to go on the ground and clean all the stuff I had thrown off the ground. So I was tear off and clean up. But then once I finally got the nail gun, that was fun, ploo.

Were you ever scared? Did you ever like get close to almost falling? No. Oh, man. Because I'm scared heights too. Like, I would not be able to do that. That's why I never got close to falling. I didn't even allow it. Okay.

I wouldn't get to the edges. I wouldn't play the funny games. Bobby's like, I got the middle of the roof. You guys cover the outside? A Norwegian company gives employees paternity leave for pets. Oh, Paul. Wow. Paternity leave.

They have 1,500 employees. Palturnity leave. Three paid days off when they acquire a new puppy or kitten. What do you think about that, aim? I think it's super sweet and thoughtful. I mean, if they feel like as a company, they can afford forward to do that. It's going to create great morale amongst their employees. That's the key.

Morale and also attractiveness to go work there. Yes. Because you go oh wow, you give... It's not like six weeks. It's three days. Yeah. When I first saw the headline, I didn't know the day. But I kind of thought, oh, wow, they're getting the same as a mom would get. Oh, can you imagine? I think Netflix gives a year off

of maternity leave. Yes, they do. Yeah, I mean you go work for Netflix. Then have a girlfriend and their wife and a baby. Yeah. Never go to work. You know what I mean? Yeah. How about that? There we go.

What we got today? 18 months, I think. Well, what I said, I believe December 7th, 2019 is that the date? That's the date. I did say that I think I'll be married in the next 18 months. I don't have a girlfriend. I'm not dating anybody, even remotely. I'm not even on the surface flirting.

I'm not even surface flirting with anybody. So I got nothing going on, right? That's why I feel okay saying that. If I did, I wouldn't say it because that person I was, they didn't be like, what's happening here? So that's how you know, I got nothing. nothing going on. Okay. But that being said, I do feel like, in my

heart, I'm ready to actually commit to something larger than just being the guy at the house alone. But I'm not going to rush to her. But let me say this. I know how I work. And I go, yeah, we should probably get engaged. Let's just get me right tomorrow. That's how I work. Man. Yeah. So you got to meet this girl

like around December 1st. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. No, that's up next year. Of next year. But yeah, that's a deal. We'll see what happens there. Does anyone think That'll happen. Show off hands. Who thinks I'll be ready the next 18 months? I feel that.

Eddie, you're the only one in the room. Yeah. I mean, that's the one thing about bones. When he says he's going to do something, he's going to do it. That's true. Like, he'll do it.

But you can't just do it just to do it. You can't be like, oh, it's December 7th. I said I was going to get married. He's a man of his word. I am a man of my word. I am a man of my word. That's it. Lunchbox, is it changing your mind?

No. I just don't. There's just no way. Okay. There we have it. By the way, I will be in Charleston this Friday night doing stand-up comedy. Tampa, Fort Pierce, D.C., get your tickets at Bobby Bonescom. So there's that.

Anything good and the skinny coming up, Amy? Anything you want to tickle us with? Um, I don't really think so yet. Oh. No tickles yet? Okay. Luke Holmes has something really awesome for his fans. I saw Luke Omm, there's some really awful for his fans, too.

No, he has something awesome. And awful. No, the awesome part. Why would you focus on the negative? Yeah, yeah, no, I can do a good tease. Yeah. Something awful. It's time for the good news.

With Bobby. Tell me something good. About 10 years ago, the school teacher told her superintendent that she was going to donate a million dollars to the students one day. The superintendent said, I thought that was a joke. But then we got the paperwork. Starting with the 2019-2020 school year, one special education student seeking post-high school education will be eligible for a $25,000 scholarship thanks to her million dollar gift.

Wow. So she set up scholarships for a long, long time for these kids. The money will stay in a fund. It will generate interest, and they will continue to be able to give out scholarships. Awesome. Isn't that crazy? Love it. That was Tell Me Something Good.

The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Okay, there's something awesome and not awesome. I'm curious to know what's awesome about Luke Combs. Well, his album, This One's for You Two, landed at number four on the all-genre Billboard Charts. And you know why that's great is because the album was already out. And he put out This One's for You, too, which meant five new songs plus the original album. And it still sold well.

So that's cool. Yeah. And while this is not so great news, it also is awesome because it shows that Luke looks out for his fans. He posted an note on Instagram telling him that he lost his voice after he performed at CMA Fest. and he's been put on vocal rest, you know, to make sure that he's going to sound good for fans later. He can't sing for 10 days, though, so he had to cancel shows for the next couple of weekends. But if we know Luke, which we do, like, he's going to make it up to people big time. Luke Combs, I'm going to say this.

I haven't said this before. I've talked about how good he is. But Luke Combs is one of the best singers period in the format. Pitch, tone, he can do runs. Guys, I know he comes across his very aggressive vocally, like, what? But he does things with that gross. like boys to men do with their song. That's true.

No, no. Nice comparison. It's amazing. He's like, and I saw two. And he nails them. Luke Combs is one of the best singers, pure singers,

not just power, but just pure singers in the format. And he'll be here for a long time. He's one of the guys that in 20 years we'll be talking about still being around and being good. All right, what else am? HBO has Greenlit

a Game of Thrones prequel series taking place thousands of years before the events of the original show, but it won't air until at least a year after Game of Thrones goes off the air. Which is not until next year. Yeah. So you got a little bit to wait, but this weekend they said, okay, yes, go start planning the project. Well, just the pilot.

Oh. Yeah, just pilot. Start planning the pilot. There you go. I'm a game of Thrones nerd. I know. I know. GTO.

GTO. No, GOT. Hey, what? Hi, Amy. That's your skinny. It's crushing candy getting boring and you want to try something new. Then you have to play the puzzle game. Best Fiends. The game is so fun, you will not be able to put it down.

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Morgan number two, aka Webgirl Morgan, aka Webgirl Morgan number two, loves it as well. So there we have it. Best Feens. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. We're transmitting across America. If I could be slightly self-indulgent for a second, and you'll see why. One week from tomorrow, my new book comes out.

It's called Fail Until You Don't. I'm very excited about it being out. And I misled you guys, especially in this studio. What do you mean? Well, Amy has a part where she's featured in the book. Yeah? It's always about, you know, this whole book's about people that fail a lot, but use it to their advantage. Mike D. is in the book.

wrote a story about him losing 120 pounds but lunchbox is in the book and when I was reading it last night I forgot that you're featured in the book Wait I'm featured and I don't even know I don't even get to write about it

No no no here here's the thing So I have the book here I read the whole thing I finished it last night Because I wanted to read it Like a hard book Yeah So as I was reading it

Lunchbox is featured in the book For something he's done Eddie I want you to read it What do you mean by featured? Well I want you to read it You can sit on the couch Wait, wait, wait, Eddie can's read it. I is about me.

But I want his opinion on, here you go, I highlighted the lunchbox part. Go read that. Then come back. No, go down the couch so he doesn't see it. But yeah, so I featured lunchbox in the book. And so I want to see what Eddie thinks about it. Oh, great. You know now he's going to want to get paid or something.

There's no such thing. You don't get paid for telling a story. Well, I'm sure he thinks you do. Well, Eddie's reading it right now. And so the book is called Fail Until You Don't. and it's about how the most successful people are only that way because they fail all the time. Well, Eddie's laughing at something.

Is my story good, Eddie? Hold on. How they're still reading it? By the way, as Eddie's reading before I get a review, it is $10 cheaper right now on Amazon. I don't know when it's going to rise up or if it ever will. Probably will.

But it's $10 cheaper if you get it. Okay, Eddie, finish it. Okay, can I go back? That's great. Fast reader. Okay. That's great. I mean, he definitely failed.

I mean, he failed and, And Bobby talks about, and this book's about failure. But what about the until you don't part? Yeah, no, I didn't read that part. No. Let me see that again, Bobby. Did you talk about how he didn't? No, I think he just talked about the fail part.

Okay, here. You want to take a look? If this is about me, why do I not get it? Okay, okay. Dude, you're in the book. You made it. I don't know. I haven't seen it, so you read it.

Tell me what it says. Can I tell me what it says? No, no, not yet. No, no, not yet. Dude, you have maybe more than a paragraph. Amy's reading it right now. I love his quote, too. You have a quote in there.

Wait, I'm quoted without giving a quote. Yes. No, you gave the quote. I kind of remember you giving that quote. Dude, you're in the book. Amy's still reading it. I remember this. Right.

Thank you. I have no idea. Fail until you don't. You know. Thank you very much. You learn. You do learn. You do learn.

So there's that. Did he learn from that, though? I don't know. We'll see. We got to get to the morning, Corny. We'll have to find out. Do you want to, you want it? Do we read it out loud?

Yeah, I'll read it out loud. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Oh, please have him do a dramatic reading. You have to read it out loud. Don't pre-read it. No, I don't care. I don't need to pre-read anything. This is so organic right now.

Okay. This is Launch Park. You sure you want me to read out loud? Reading a passage about himself in my book. Fail until you don't. Go ahead. Go ahead. Like when I sent one of my co-host

Lunchbox out to do a hits street segment where he interviews random people outside or does some kind of gag in public. Despite my typical control freak tendencies, the way the timing worked out, I wasn't able to listen to this bit before it went on the air. Is this one funny I asked before playing it?

Yes, he said. Lunchbox is a man of few words. Well, it wasn't. Wow! Wow! This made it! Keep going. This made it. Go ahead. Go ahead.

His segment called Honk for Hillary or Toot for Trump was nothing more than people honking their horns for their favorite political candidate and in case it's not obvious you can't tell the difference between a honk and a toot that's when I decided I was going to listen

to the first minute any segment lunchbox brought me from the street live and learn Yes! Hulch for Hillary, two for Trump! You know it's so funny? I was just going through my phone another day and I have a gift of Hunk for Hillary. Hillary, two for Trump, and I was tweeted.

Remember when we did this awesome bit? That is so good, I did make the book. Here you want to book. You can have it. Oh, wow. Okay, so you're cool with it. Oh, man, I'm good. Okay.

What do you mean? Well, because it's such funny. We all, I'm reminiscing about the fact that you thought you'd be able to differentiate a honk and a toot from a car. Honk for Hillary. Like, poop for Trump. No, no, no. That's not what I was trying to do. You guys didn't understand the purpose of the bit, I guess.

We used the H for Hillary. Yes, I used the H for Hillary and the T for Trump, so I knew which horn was for who because I had the sign. But we did it. Okay, okay. See, now we're reliving it. You guys don't even play the, go find the audio. I signed it for you. Let me see.

There you go. What? Let's see what he's wrote. So did you succeed after that? There you go. I wrote in his book. L.B. Hunk or two, either way, you're cool.

So really, it's not about. Really heartfelt. Thank you. Man, I got to find this gift, man. It's not about it. If Lunchbox learned from the segment, it's Bobby showing how he learned that now he listens to audio no matter of what. You remember our boss liked it so much he even commented? No, our boss thought it was the worst segment he's ever heard.

He called and goes, hey, what's up with that segment where lunchbox he had been? He'll be honking. Might have been the worst segment he's ever heard. That's what he said. It might have been the worst segment he's ever heard. Yeah. That's all right. We learned from that, though.

Yeah, because the boss never really told me I'd done anything good. I remember that. That's not true. Come on. There's that. You want to do the morning corny? Yeah, I'm ready. Okay.

You like that name? I mean, I forgot about that segment. The Morning Corny. Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? No, I didn't. He won a Nobel Prize. Oh, oh, okay. No bell, doorbell.

Got it. No bell. That was the Morning Corny. Okay, now time for Eddie's dad joke of the day. Just this week because father, This is my gift to you. Yes, thank you, Amy. What did Obi-1 Canobee tell Luke Skywalker at the dinner table?

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tell Luke Skywalker at the dinner table? Use the fork, Luke. That's good. That's the Star Wars for you. But the Obi-Wanobi part, that'd be hard for me because I'm not a Star Wars fan. You could have said, what? Could you shorten that part? Obi-1?

Yeah, something. It was good. Thanks, boss. Maybe just Obi-Wan Kenob. Okay. That's not his name? Oh, okay. You can share your confession with me.

I'll make sure it's all good. Once you tell me, you're clear. It's Monday morning confessions, and this is Jonathan in Missouri. Hey, dude. Hey, how's we going? Good. What would you like to get off your chest? Well, we have a little shed by our house,

and my wife had packed all her winter clothes and a bunch of clothes that was extra in bag. And she told me, she showed me one bag that I could go ahead and get rid of. And I was trying to thin out some stuff. There was about 10 bags all together. And when she was gone, I just took them all and threw them in the burn pile. Oh, you took even the one. She said that she wanted to save and threw them all the burn pile.

Yeah, every one of them. Huh. Well, so. How will she react to that if she finds out? I don't know. Will she find out? I hope not. Yeah.

But why'd you do that? It was anyway, so. Yeah, they're not going to be used. I mean, really, in my mind, I'm thinking, you know, she's got so many already that she probably won't even miss them, and so I'm hoping she won't find out or even think about them. I'm just hoping there wasn't anything sentimental or, you know. If it was so sentimental, you wouldn't put in a bag in the shed.

Am I right, Jonathan? That's right. That's right. Jonathan, you're a cleanse, my friend. Consider yourself cleansed. Oh, Mike. Thank you, Jonathan. Good luck with that.

Don't do that to them. Hey, appreciate you. Wyatt in North Carolina. Hey, what's going on, Bobby? How's it going? My friend, confess something to me. It'll make you feel better. Go ahead.

Okay, so I was on deployment, and I had taken some really expensive headphones with me, and sometimes I lost them. And my wife, you know, she told me, she told me she's like, hey, be careful with these years when I can lose them, why I did. And, like, well, I have nine months. So I'm going to withdraw money out of my account over that nine-month appointment. And when I get back to the States, I'm just going to buy him and cash her. She won't find out about it if she never did.

So smart. Genius move. It worked. It worked. Hold on. Hold on, hold on. First of all, thank you for serving. Second of all, let's talk about this for a second.

What kind of headphones are they? There were skull candy brushers. Did you already buy the pair back? Oh, yeah. Huh. And she has no idea. No. Like, we were moving a whole bunch of stuff from our storage unit to our apartment.

And, like, she was like, hey, here's the case for headphones. I was like, oh, they're in my locker at work. I'll get them when I go in. And, like, at that time, I was like, okay, I got to get them now. So I went to the store, and luckily they're on sale. So, like, I got them cheaper from when I did bought them. Okay, well, that's good enough for me. Yeah, look at that.

Cheaper. Hey, appreciate that call. Appreciate you. Anything you want to say. Go ahead. No, I mean, I guess. How are you going to get mad when he's losing his headphones serving our country anyway? I know, yeah, that's right.

Thank you for serving. You can lose your car. If you're serving our country, we're all good. We'll get you another car. I was going to get your pair of headphones, but if you got a pair, you're good, huh? You want a pair better ones? I'll take another pair, but I'll probably just give him away to someone that needs them. Well, okay, I'll tell you what.

I will improve on your headphones that you just bought if you give those to somebody else, and I'll send you a nicer pair on me. Oh, no way, right? As appreciation for serving our country, and secondly, it's appreciation for listening to the show. Because I know good headphones. I live my whole life with headphones. So, Wyatt, if you'll hang on the phone and you'll let me, I would love to buy a pair of headphones and send them your way. That's awesome.

Yeah, that's great. I appreciate that. Hold on one second, my friend. Wow. All right, no problem. Hey, Ray, get this information. Will you please? Don't for it to cleanse him.

Oh, sorry. Oh, my bad. Wyatt, you're cleansed and feel better about your confession. I don't really know they felt the bad about it. He's like, and she never knew. So smart squirrel-led money. Neither one of these guys. The guy that burned all the clothes, he's like, yep, burn them.

She didn't want them anyway. We're not trying to confess because they feel bad. They're just kind of like, make sense. I did a bobby cast with Maddie Pappy, who won American Idol. And so she came over to the house and we talked about it. And for her, I read that the winner of American Idol gets $250,000 cash. I didn't know that. Wow.

I know. And I was like, hey, what's up with that $250,000? And she was like, well, you know, I won it. I think I win that. But I have to set up an account first. And I've always been pretty frugal. Like, I thrift shop and, like, I'm always, I'm a penny pincher. So I think that helps, too.

I mean, I don't, like, go below. I'm not going to go below this $250,000. Not yet. Not yet. I mean, she's the real deal as far. She knows exactly who she is. She's a singer-songwriter. Wow.

She's not trying to be anything. She's like, I'm not pop. She goes, I'm just, I am what I am. If I wanted to do some country stuff, I might. If I wanted to be singer-songwriter, I might. But I think for the genre thing, I kind of want to be... I mean, I don't want to be pop. I know that.

So she's like, I know what, I don't. I'm not. Anyway, it's good. Just search for the Bobbycast on Iheart Radio, Apple Podcasts. But we spent four days, the last four days doing a lot of CMA Fest stuff. She's like a true artist and is like, you know, angry at art. It's like perfect. It's exactly how you want your artists.

Oh, okay. angry at art. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Monday morning confessions. I'm not sure I understand this one. Hey, Julie. Hi, good morning. Good morning.

Are you on a voice changer? No, I'm not. Okay, okay, I just want to make sure. So what happened? Okay, so I just found out over the weekend that I'm pregnant by my best friend, and he just had a baby three months ago, and I don't know how to tell him. I've kind of gotten myself in a pickle. Yeah, that's quite a pickle.

Huh. Can I tell him? Um. I mean, so let me get this straight. Let me get this straight. He just had a baby. Like he, who's the baby with that he had? His girlfriend. Okay. So he had a baby. Love baby. But also it sounds like there was a little something going on on the side with you. Yeah, well, we have been messing around the last couple of years.

But he recently just got back together with his girlfriend who he had his baby with. And so we stopped sleeping. But the timeline doesn't match up here. Are you guys following this? Yeah. The timeline. When did they get back together? The timeline matches up.

Yeah, they just got back together after they already had the baby. They just got back together. And so we stopped sleeping with each other. And then I just found out over the weekend that I am pregnant. Wow. Yeah, that's going to be some really big, big, big news. How about this? Let me just say this.

And I think this is the only word that I can say to really encapsulate this whole story. Jerry Jerry! Okay, okay, but I know. This is great, guys. No, this is great. Hold on. We got to think this out because this is...

Okay, let's think it out. This is incredible. Do you like this girl? You could, I mean, you could really throw a wrenching things. If you like this girl or not, if you don't like her... The guy. You're talking about the guy. She's with.

Yeah, but he has a new girlfriend. So if she doesn't like this girl, she can show up when they're both there and drop the ball. But what about if she likes the guy and she wants to get him back? Oh, would you want to marry this guy? No, he's just my best friend. Like, that's it. We're just best friends. And I never really wanted to be in a relationship with him or, and I never pictured myself having any kids with him.

And one thing led to another, and here I am. A lot of steps in there, yada, yada, yada, yada, here I am. You can always lie to him and tell him it's not his. Yeah, but do you want him to know it's his? I do want him to know it's his because he is a good father. I just haven't figured out quite how I'm going to tell him yet. I'm going to have to take off my cleansing hat for a second and be judge common sense. Yeah, shift.

Oh, this is great. Yeah, I have to shift because here's what you have to do, Julie. And this is me not cleansing you, but just trying to understand the situation and what's better for you long term. You need to go to him, ASAP, and throw it all out there and just let the pieces start to fall back together. Because for a while, they're just not going to be together. And it takes time. And you can get it done now or you can wait and have it all happen again in six months. 12 months, but you have to go and say, hey, listen, here's the full situation.

Don't hold anything back because whatever you hold back is eventually going to come out anyway. That's the thing about lying. You only have a partial truth. The rest of that truth is following right behind. It may not come right now, but it's following right behind. So you have to go to him and say, this is the situation, this is what happened in your life, this is not what happened in our life, and this is what happening in my life. And then you have to put it out there, and then it's going to crumble.

It inevitably is going to crumble for a while. Whoa. that you and he and she the three of them are going to have to be strong enough I mean because there's children and this is my first baby and this would be his sevens so hold on

this is going to learn at this seven babies I thought when you said he's a good dad I'm like well he's been a dad for three months he's got a lot of experience how many question how many baby mamas are there five. Okay, well, it's a lot easier then.

This is easier for her because the other girl's not going to be surprised when it happens. It's not going to be so much of a shot because it's already happened with a bunch of people. So it's still going to kind of stink, but not to the level of anything

that we imagined at first. You go now and you tell him and you tell her and it's going to stink for a second, but it's not going to crumble. This is what he's known for. Yeah, this is Sammy the Seed Man. He's out sharecropping.

I think it would be me. Well, but you know what made that baby come, right? You said what? You know what made that baby come to life, right? I know what made this baby come. Yeah, squishy, squishy. Don't do that. That's what happens.

Squish, squishy. Man, so how does he do it? Seven kids? So he has visitation like Monday for one kid, Tuesday for one. He's busy all week. No days off. No days off. He's like, you're busy.

He'll always get some whenever he wants them. Oh, man. Oh, wow. That was funny lunchbox. I feel bad for these kids. You got to get to the, you got to get and hit this thing head on. It's not going to be a shot. Yeah, he has six already.

Who cares? It's not like he's going to be surprised. Oh, just another one. He got that post Malone tattoo, always tired. Yes. What is happening? Post Malone got two tattoos, one of each eye. Always.

Always tired. Like right where your under eye bags would be that show that you're also tired. Yeah. He just wanted to make sure we knew. Is Daddy Post Malone? Oh, hey. Is the dad post Malone? Hey, where do you live?

St. Louis. St. Louis. What is he? Maybe I can fly out there and surprise him. Is the daddy Nelly or Jim Edmund? No, no, he's not, but he does rap. Well, hold on. Oh, he's a rapper?

Is it Chingy? No, no, no. Is it a St. Lunatic? No, he's an up-and-coming orleans. What's his name? I'll find him online. I want to hear this. What's baby dad's name?

His name is Rob. Rob the rapper She can't say too much because He doesn't know yet What if he's listening Chance the rapper But from just like I can't like

I can't give all information Because I don't know if he's listening But his name is Rob I think we've given away so many details If it's Robb I'm telling Rob's drive This is Rob's car ride right now

He's driving and goes This girl sounds like Julie Oh that is Julie Oh well Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I got another. What the? Oh, I do have a baby. And now right now he's going, no, say my name.

Come on. Rob. Do you guys find Rob from saying? I'm looking for Rob. He's an up-and-coming country rapper, she says. He's an up-and-coming country rapper. Ray, did you Google Rob, up and coming country rapper? Nothing's popping up.

Nothing? I got Rob-Tradashian. Rob is not his stage name. That's just his first name. Come on. I can give his stage name out because then it'll put too much info. Then he'll know I'm definitely talking about it. But then he'll sell records, though.

Yeah, come on. You already know. You need child support. The bad stuff's coming. You got to get the good stuff out there. All right. Listen. Good luck with your situation.

Thank you. And have a great morning. You are cleansed. Wow. Forgot that. She's in a pickle. Nah. Not really.

He has six other kids. It's not that big a deal anymore. The pickle's not with him anymore. The pickle's just her life. Like she has the first baby now. And a dad that's not. It sounds like she's, you know, happy about it. I'm sorry.

What's up? I thought she was still talking. Oh, that's the other room. Hiking up. That's, I mean... I just went from like, I don't even know. Well, it went zero to 100, then back to 70. Yeah, it did.

It did. Because it's like, oh, she has a baby. One. Because at first she said, you know, he was my best friend. He's a good daddy. I'm like, dude, this sounds like a great guy. And he just had a baby three months ago. With another girl.

And you're like, oh, no. Then you realize he's one of the Duggards. And you're like, huh. I was reading this story right now about Kim Jong-un, the nutty dictator in North Korea. So, Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump are meeting. And so what they're doing, as he's in the United States. in Singapore, they take his own toilet, and it uses the bathroom in his own toilet because they think the North Koreans that people are going to go and find his poo and go through

it and find out how he's made up. Oh. That's his DNA. That's why he's taking his own toilet? I thought it was just like a germaphobe thing. They say they want to keep people from going into the sewers to find their great Kim Jong-un's poo. Interesting. What do you think about that?

I never thought about that. But, I mean, go ahead, justify it in some way? Do you ever worry about someone doing that to you? No. No. Oh. Oh, who would worry about that? So yeah, that's the thing happening right now.

Wow. You know what I did? For the last two nights, I slept without a TV on. And I haven't done that ever. No, like ever, ever. So origin story, if you can let me for a second, how I grew up was I grew up in a 900-square-foot house with at times six of us in a 900-square-foot house. I never had a bedroom growing up. So from when I was, you know, old enough to have a bed, I guess, until I went to college, I never had a bedroom.

I slept on the couch in the living room. Never had a closet. I just crammed my clothes underneath the couch. So what I did every night is I went to bed with the TV on because I lived in the living room. So that's normal for me. I can't sleep. I get very anxious, even scared without a TV on.

And I know you're an adult man. Why are you scared? Well, there are noises out there that I'm not used to while I'm sleeping. True. And so two nights ago, my internet went out. And it was brief because I something wrong in my box. I was like, you know what? I'm just going to go to sleep.

I don't care. Went to sleep. No internet, no cable. Went to sleep. All right. woke up. I was like, wow, I've never done that before. Last night, I got on I Heart Radio, and I said, hey, Alexa, that's her name.

I said, play the 90s acoustic on Iheart radio, that playlist. And they did, and I just was like, I'm going to sleep. And I went to sleep two nights in a row without a TV. Wow. And it's always the light that I need. But then I turned the music off to her before I fell asleep. I was like, you'll just turn it off. I went to sleep.

Do you sleep better? Yeah, like a boss. That's good. Is that even a term anymore like a boss? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me ask Mike D, Mike D, if I go, like a boss. Is that a thing or no?

Yeah, that's a thing. All right, well, that's how I slept. Yeah, we told you that. No, but you guys are old. Yeah, but did we know what's up? Yeah. Mike D's not old, though. That's true.

He writes segments for the show and is the quietest man in radio from Wauksahatchee, Texas. Mike D. Mike D, how old are you? 26. See? A whole different perspective.

Yeah. A generation even. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. So, you know, he's young like a boss. Can you be young like a boss? Yeah, you're just young and free. By the way, people wonder, what's Mike D do?

He's a writer. He writes the countdown on the weekends that Amy and I do. He writes games. You know, there's a lot of stuff that Mike D is like, hey, you should do this. Some people ask me all the time, why don't you play games, Bobby? Why don't I play games, Mike D?

Because you're too good at him. Thank you. I didn't want to say it. Oh, I was going to say because you're the host. Oh, did he write that line? No, no. He does that right thing for any of us to say. I think people are like, does he write things and Eddie says it?

No, no, no. Eddie's just funny. I think Eddie's the funniest person on the show. Is that fair to say? Hey, thanks, Bones, yeah. What? Stop it. You are being ridiculous right now.

I'm funny like a boss. You're joking. But Mike D. He's joking. Mike D doesn't write things. Mike D writes segments and comes up with segment. I did. Guys, let him give me a compliment. It was a funny compliment.

There he is. Thank you, Mike D. He writes segments for the show. And is the quietest man in radio from Wauksahachey, Texas. a.k.a. Quiet Mike, aka movie Mike. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good.

Shout out to the finish line. They donated new shoes to a South Carolina Special Olympics basketball team that's headed to the games kicking off July 1st. In order to help offset costs of travel, the team has started fundraising efforts and doing various things to get there. Finish line, heard about it, stepped in,

and was like, you know what, you all need new shoes. That's cool. Is that the store in the mall? The finish line? The finish line, yes. Yeah. Shoe store. I recently just got a new pair of retro-looking Adidas from finish line at the mall. Yeah. Shout out. So, double shout-out. You know, I got some slides, some Adidas slides.

Oh, how you like? I like, because you can just slide in and slide out of them. Yeah, that's why they call them. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah. I didn't know that. No, I really didn't. You didn't know what?

You just slide in and slide out. Those are the sandals? Yeah, kind of like sandals. Yeah, slides. But they're like shoes. Sometimes when I'm feeling electric. I do the electric slide. Okay.

Sometimes if I'm like, cha, cha, cha, I'd do the cha-cha slide. Two set list on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, thank you for that story, Ann.

That was tell me something good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. And we're transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right. Yeah.

So I gave my friend, one of my books, I wrote this big long note in the beginning of it. So I wrote, like, 20 lines. It was pretty, You know.

Oh, yeah, nice note. And then she got on an airplane and lost it. Oh. I know. She left on the airplane. So what do I do? I don't know what I wrote from my heart as soon as I got the book. I wrote this big long thing.

Do I write another long note? Yeah. No. Or is it just, you know, S-O-L. If it's something special that she would like her. But it's not the same. I mean, she really cares about it. Yeah, you should do it.

But I don't know what I wrote. Then it's the junior varsity note. Yeah. Hey, just go from your heart again. I say you give her a little short message this time. Yeah. Maybe say, don't lose this. Yeah.

Just write regards. Yes. Yeah, so that happened. And speaking of your book, are you going to talk about that news article about you make your dad? Like, whoa. I don't know about this. You guys, Friday, there was an article that came out. And it talked about surprise, Bobby Witten met with his dad.

Really? Like, you want to talk about breaking the internet. This is the biggest thing that's happening. happened on the show in years. Wait, I didn't see this article. Like, I, the wife and I all weekend kept going over a scenario. So, do you think they went to a coffee shop? Do you think they went to a restaurant?

Did they go to a bookstore? Let me set this up. Because I'm not going to tell you the answer. It's in the book. I could not believe. Well, listen, listen, and I wasn't going to say anything about it, but the Forbes article did mention it. So it's fair game.

If it's out there, it's fair a game. I don't know my biological father. I haven't. Right. I guess he left when I was 5, 4, 3, 6, somewhere around that time when your memories first developing. And I felt like how in the world am I going to write a book to

motivate and inspire people if I don't do things myself? And that was my biggest fear in life was actually meeting my biological father, who I have villainized in my head for years. And so I did. And that's the first chapter of the book.

Whoa. Like how long ago did you go meet him? Like a year ago? The book comes out next Tuesday. I can tell you. you in a week or so. But I was never part of the publicity plan. I was never doing a story on Just It because people asked me that.

And I was like, I'm not doing that. But it's on limits because it's in the book. And so Forbes interviewed me. It was like, hey, what's up with this? So, yeah, that was kind of where it came out. I know. I know. I know, I know.

That's crazy. That's the thing I knew, guys. Yeah, yeah, because it said recently my co-host, Amy, just learned about it. No one else knows about it. I was like, we know about it now. The Internet knows. It's pretty crazy. So there's that.

Like, Amy, like, how did he tell you? Like, I want to know how you found out. Did he just text you? Did he call you? No, I think I gave Amy the rough draft of the first chapter when I'd written it on Word, right? Yeah, you did that. And then we, yeah, I mean, and I was blown away. He sent it to me.

I read it, couldn't believe it. We FaceTimed. I think there was, like, a lot going on. I think with both of us at the time. And I just remember FaceTiming and us talking about it and then maybe crying over FaceTime. Like, it was a thing. It was a thing. It was a thing.

It was a thing. Like it's a really big deal. But again, I'm not going to make it a thing right now. Yeah. But it's up. So if that book comes out, a week from tomorrow, I'm kind of ready for just to come out and be over with. Yeah.

Because it's just such a big part of my life right now that I'm having to do all this promotion. So I come on the air and I try to not talk about it that much on the air, the second time today. And so, but yeah, that's the deal. Did you get a lot of response from people saying, oh my gosh, you met you? I didn't tell anybody. No, no, but they read the article. I'm saying people that read the article, I feel like.

I didn't respond because I cannot believe. Yeah, it was a weird thing It definitely All I'm gonna leave it is here It was definitely The most Maybe uncomfortable I've ever been Now how it ended

I don't know Well we can talk about it next week I'm not gonna keep it in forever But I just don't want to Turn it into a whole thing Can you tell us how long you were there? Like I need to know like Was it hours?

Was it minutes? Was it days? Not yet, not yet But I did That's half spoiler alert That's the deal And then I yeah And Amy and I had a talk

Where I was like Hey why don't you think I should Because I was I wasn't going to talk about it, and someone was like, hey, you should talk about it in an article, like, do a whole feature on it. And I was like, I don't feel comfortable. And I was like, I don't think you should either. So we had to talk because I don't, I'm not, yeah, it's not a, just a growing experience more than anything. Yeah.

So there you go. Wow. Wow. You and your wife talked about that? All weekend. I didn't know, I mean, until lunchbox said that I didn't know it was revealed in the Forbes article. I had no idea it was out. Yeah.

It was out there. And we would sit there and a couple hours go by and then she'd be like, do you think they, went to breakfast and then met up for dinner later that night? Do you think they talked? Do you think Bobby paid for the bill? Do you think there was multiple people there? We just went over all these scenarios. Do you think it happened in their hometown?

Did they cry? Go down memory lane? Did they cry? We had all these scenarios going over our head. Do you think they watched the sports game together? There's a lot of things. I get it. There's a lot.

Yeah, there's a lot that people are going to find out when they do read about it. And I think, too, though, I'm curious to see, because we haven't talked about it much since then. And like after the book is out and it's kind of like, oh, you can like breathe a little bit. Like, we should discuss. Should we? Should we? No. Oh, we got to bring it down for like an hour at least.

I'm curious to know where you are now with it after you've sat with it for a while. And then, you know, if there's any. Okay. Well, all that will come. Movement sense. All that will come. Okay. Listen, I can't wait for that book to be out.

I know. I know you can. One week and one day, I'm just so ready for it to be over. And now I hope people read it and if they don't, that's okay. too. And I feel like I have to tell people you can get it cheaper because I feel bad if people pay money for things. Yeah, it's $10 off right now. Don't feel bad about saving people

money. Get it for cheaper if you're going to get it. That's what I think. It's on Amazon for like $10 off. But anyway, there's that. Don't talk about it anymore? Thank you very much. Some headlines from the weekend. You know, Anthony Bourdain died of suicide and we saw that Friday morning when we were doing the show at the Riemann. And I didn't bring it out because we were in the Riemann and we were doing a show

in front of like 1500 people. And I was like, ooh, I don't think this is really the environment to talk about this. But Anthony Bourdain, the chef, writer, and television personality died Friday morning of appearance of suicide at the age of 61. Anybody watch that part's unknown? No. I would sometimes. Sometimes. It would be one of those shows where if I would catch it, I would watch it, and not watch a lot of it.

Kind of like those prison shows? True. What are those called? Prison? Locked up. Oh, man. If I catch a locked up? Locked up.

Locked up abroad. I'm locked in. Locked up San Quentin? Yeah. Yeah. Well, he died. And then, you know, over the weekend, everyone's talking about, you know, here's how you can help. And they give an 800 number.

And I talked about this on a podcast over the weekend. But so I think the 800 number is a great thing. I think even if it reaches 0.1% of people that it needs to. I just know me if I weren't in a really bad place. I wouldn't call 800 number. And my thinking was, I think that 800 number marketing should be used to people who think their friends are in a bad place. Because you're like, hey, you can call this number if you think you're friends. We can tell you how to maybe help.

Because I just know me and I know other friends. Now, I haven't been in a deep, dark place like that before. But I would never call 800 number. I go like, well, for me, I felt like this is the end. Hand me the cell phone. That's not a thing that would happen. So what if they took it and said, hey, if you think someone in your life is struggling with depression, I think this is what you need to call.

And then we can help you reach out to them. Yeah, because you may not know what to do as the friend. Yeah. That's a good idea. That was my take on it. Eminem faces backlash for using realistic gunshot sounds during his Bonneroo set. Yeah, that's scary, especially, I mean, if they're realistic and you're sitting there watching Eminem, all of a sudden, do you think that there's guns going off?

A couple things in play here. Okay. First of all, it's Eminem, it's a hip-hop concert. He always uses gunshots. Okay. Second of all, there was a music festival that just shot up that we played at where a lot of our listeners were injured or died. So you have both sides here arguing You know

Shouldn't do it Why not let them do it They're going back and forth The backlash is basically 10 people on Twitter I watch some clips Most people didn't even react Because it was part of the music

Yeah So it just takes a few tweets And people create these big stories To get clicks I feel like this is completely A clickbait story That being said It's a little tone deaf

In this stage In this environment to do it There's the thing, it's a law. So he's not going to be punished for it. But I probably would take them out. He doesn't have to. Most people didn't even react because it was part of the music. And some of his songs have it in it.

Much. According to his representatives, he denies using gunshots. It was pyrotechnics that create a loud boom. And people associated that with gunshots. He said he's been using the same thing for over 10 years. And it's from a song that he released in 2000. and he just uses pyrotechnics at that point and people overreacted. I think people are being a little dramatic for the sake of being dramatic on the internet.

But again, you have to listen to the side of people. You know, it's been a thing. Totally. So, but nothing's going to happen to him, nor should it. It's mostly a tasting, like thinking ahead of time. But yeah, Eminem is facing backlash, they say. Do you think he'll take him out now? No, I don't.

And if he doesn't want to, I don't think he should. No. I would. I was just curious what you thought. But again, what do you got to do, remove all pyro now? it's just a slippery slope. You really have to find your position and stand on it and go, this is how I feel.

Or even, hey, if you're coming to a show, we're going to use pyro. But that's the environment that we're in. Luke Combs put on vocal rest, had to cancel upcoming shows. Luke Combs took to Instagram to announce he would be canceling his show, lost his voice at CMA Fest. And I said this morning, I'm now putting Luke Combs in that class of the absolute best singers in country music. And you think, wow, he's a good singer, he has good songs.

He sings very aggressively, so you don't really. get to hear the run. He does runs. Luke Combs does straight runs like Shea of Dan and Shea. They're a bit different, but Luke Combs now in my mind, after being around him for a bit, is one of the best singers up there with Shea, Lauren Elena, Stapleton, Luke Combs. Who am I forgetting? Carrie? Carrie, who was singing the studio and we go, huh. Yeah. That's, so Luke Combs is up there, but he's, his throat hurts. I don't, I'm not sure what happens. I just say his throat hurts. I'm very simple. He needs some chloroseptic.

He's on vocal rest for 10 days. By the way, in all-female Oceans movies, that's the franchise record. Ocean's 8, the all-female spinoff, took the number one spot and opened $41.5 million. Anyone seen Oceans 8? Mike didn't see it. What?

You're not into the girls doing this thing? Is that what it is, Mike D. Did you see women Ghostbusters? Hold on. He writes segments for the show. And is the quietest man in radio from walksahatchee, Texas. Mike D. Mike D.

Mike D. A.k.a. Quiet Mike, aka Prison Mike, because the time he spent in the big house in a Canadian airport. So, what's the deal, dude? I just never got into the oceans movies. Oh, you didn't even see the men versions. Oh, they're good. You're missing out. They're real good. Did you ever get into Ghostbusters? Yeah, I did. Did you see the women one? Yeah. Oh, okay. There you go.

I liked it. Hey, no sexism here. He's clear. Thank you, Mike D. Dang it. He writes segments for the show. Dang it's the quietest man in radio from Wauksahachey, Texas. Mike D. We played a celebrity softball game for charity this weekend. Well, I got to tell you, I had arthritis so bad in my hand. I couldn't even hold the bat.

I'm getting old, and when the weather changes, it just goes up into my wrist and into my hand. I just was in it bunning and cheating. Now, one of my hands is still pretty good, and I was pitching. I was striking them out, right, Eduardo? Oh, man, like no other. I was cheating. I was pitching. Yeah, because it's slow-pitched softball.

You shouldn't be, like, throwing fastballs, and he was just, launching them. Well, once they started swinging out, I was like, why would I not? It was like strike after strikes. I've never seen a softball strikeout. Yeah, I was laying him down. But people didn't have to swing. They could stop swinging and it's a ball.

But I go, well, if they're going to keep swinging, why don't? And I was, wow. You got to man. Eddie crushed it in front of his kids. Like, nailed it. They were proud of him. I know. I was like they've got to be so proud of him right now.

The pressure was real because the last year I've just been on him so hard on baseball. Like, you've got to play hard, hard, hard. Eddie played pretty good. So the pressure was on and I'm lucky for me I had some good plays and after the game they're like dad you were so good Yes that's awesome that's good and then uh j cutler and I kind of got into a beef the end of the game did you yeah well he cheated he did so what did you do you called him out no he called me a cheater so I threw a ball on the ground at him and then he hit it then they won there was a whole deal he's a massive is he I've seen him backstage at one of the concerts.

I don't know who it was, but I saw him. So Jay Cutler played for the Broncos, the Bears, the Dolphins. He played college of Vanderbilt. And so on TV, Jay Culler just looks like one of the dudes in the NFL. Even one of the smaller dudes. He's 6'3, what, 240 or so? Did you know he was Mr. Basketball in Indiana? I had no idea.

So he's like a multi-sport? Super athlete. Yeah. Dude? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he don't want any of this. No. We beefed a little bit. bit. Yeah, and Ben, I thought you were going to go somewhere with that bowling pitch that you did,

and he hit it. He hit. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. Was he really athletic? Could you just tell he was so much more athletic than everybody else? Sort of like last year, Eric Decker was just so much more athletic than anybody. Well, I don't, he didn't really try that hard. He pitched, and then he did, but he didn't need to. I'm telling you, I throw a ball on the ground. I was cheating. It was like a bowl. He was bowling the softball. He goes, he nails it with the baseball bat, like a golf shot. Crushed it? Crushed it, man.

Oh. Yeah. You like Jay Cutler, right, lunch? And then he talked some garbage and then walked off. Oh, he talked garbage? A little bit to me. Why didn't you talk it back? Because he got beat up.

He's a big guy. Yeah, he's a big. He's big athletic. Yeah, yeah. One of my friends played basketball at them and said he watched him just cross over and dunk on two people. Like insane athlete. Wow.

Yeah. I'm talking about Eddie. Yeah, me, me, me. No, Jay Cutler. We're all going to be watching TV tonight, right? Yeah. Yeah. Of course. What are we watching? Arkansas and South Carolina, super regional.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you're talking about The Bachelorette. No, I don't, no, no. You don't watch any TV? Nah, I'm going to be watching that. What, the baseball game? Yeah. All right, well, I will be.

If you wouldn't have told her it was a baseball game, she would have known. On Friday's show Little Big Town was in, and we drew another name to name one of our dogs. Because what we've done as a show, meaning you're listening, you're included, We've taken our Pimp and Joy Line and we've raised money for service dogs or vets that come back from overseas with PTSD with brain injuries with any injury and each dog costs $20,000

and so we have five dogs now and we get to name them so we drew them out of a hat. There's a dog named Morgan No. 2. There's a dog named Ray Mundo. There's a dog named Amy. There's a dog named Bobby. Yep.

And there's a dog named Eddie. Yes. Yep. That's the name Little Big Town drew. Yeah, they drew Eddie. Yes, they did. Jimmy did. He's on the bad list. He's on the OS list? Yeah, I almost said that.

So there are two names. We are at $4,000 in shirts. We draw another name, lunchbox. Oh. Well, there's only one name left to draw. There's yours of Mike D's. If we hit $120,000, we'll draw another name. But that'll probably be the last one.

But if you want to buy a Pemadjoys shirt, I know. So one person gets left out. That's how we do it here. Oh my goodness. Bobby Bones.com to see our Pimp and Joy shirts. We don't keep any of the money. That's what it goes toward. But lunch, if we can hit that, we'll get one more draw.

It'll be you or Mike D. Right. But you can't really leave me out. You can leave Mike D out and he won't even feel bad. But Bobby's not leaving you out. It's just the draw. You actually drew too. I understand that, but I'm saying this last dog.

Mike D will not be a fitting. We don't even, for sure, have the money for the last dog. We don't have the money. You drew your name, not your name. You want to hear a funny story? Okay. So we have this charity softball game that we're playing in.

And some winners, they win the CMA Fest experience with me. Oh yeah, they're hanging out with you. Right. And so they come down to the field and we take a picture together. Well, apparently,

they were upset. They didn't get to me any real celebrities. Just me. Oh, oh, no. How did you hear that? It doesn't matter. Probably the suggestion box. Stop it.

Oh, yeah. Like, put complaints here. Like, what? When it says win the CMA experience with Bobby Bones. I think they told them they were going to get to meet the celebrities of the softball game. Because CMA, Bobby does experience multiple encounters with celebrities because it's part of your job. It's a softball game. It was only the softball game.

And so they met me. I went over and talked to them and they were like, hey, we would like to meet somebody really famous, though, not Bobby. Oh, man. That hurt a little bit? No. No. I thought it was funny. Did you tell them?

What? Did you tell them who you were? They knew who I was. You let them know, hey, I'm America's mentor. I got a number one bestselling book. I got another book coming out. I'll be a number one bestseller. I got a national radio show.

I do a national countdown. How much more famous do you want, suckers? Did you tell them? Wow. Hey, M1. She's in the glass room over there. What happened? She called me Sunday and was like,

man, we really thought we were going to get to meet some stars. You kind of did. Like, did you say any specific stars? they wanted to meet? No, I mean, I think she's just thinking some A-list, Luke Bryan, Keith Urban. Well, they weren't at the soccer game. Yeah, I know. But they also won CMA Fest passes all weekend, so.

Well, that's a great thing. They got to go see. How did you handle that? I told her that I was so sorry that she was let down and that I'd put her in contact with the right people to see if she could meet. Oh, you should have asked her when her birthday is and you'd send guard through their house or something. I mean, like, what? These people are so hilarious. Why so?

Like, they won a trip. They got to fly, probably. I think they lived here. Okay, whatever. They lived here, and they got to go all this stuff for free. Man, hug a root. Wait. Like, it doesn't say, hey.

That's my line. It doesn't get to say you're going to meet an A-list celebrity. It says you're going to meet a celebrity. Bobby's a celebrity. It's pretty big time. Oh, man. I don't feel like I'm a celebrity, and I understood a bit their plight. I was like, oh, I does it.

Yeah. But, yeah, that was a lot of it. I mean, I love it. They call the next day and say, hey, like, We're still mad about this. Even if you did feel that way, do you say that to someone and come across? Well, we didn't promise them they were going to meet Luke Bryan or two therapy. But I guess if they did feel that down, do you, I mean, should you just be thankful for what you got?

They didn't buy anything. It's free. I respect their guts. I don't know. Someone's going to make it right and they're going to meet an A-lister. Are we? A. But do you make it right? There's nothing wrong. I know.

But when people complain, like when you go to a restaurant. Oh. The people that complain are the ones that get free stuff. Squeaky wheel. Yes. If you raise a flag, like a ooh-hoo, they want to make you happy and they'll give you coupons. Here, free meals. I'll talk to those because he raises flags. I've raised some flags. You get some free meals, free gift card. I'll come back and see us. We'll make it right. We want to treat you perfect, okay?

M1, are you doing anything with this or no? Like, are you continuing or is you just letting it? I pushed it off to the local station so they can handle. Were you a little irritated or no? They called me at 5 a.m. What? On a Sunday? On a Sunday. I was so confused by this now.

And they had your number because... Because I was the one who got them on the field to meet you, so I had to call them for my personal service. And how disappointed were they only got to meet me? You know, not 100% disappointed, but she was pretty sad that she didn't meet like Luke Bryan and all of them. Wait, and why 5am? She was up for church.

She was up all night, angry. All right. Oh, wow. Thank you. I'm confused. How ungrateful? I mean, really. I mean, really.

Why not just ask, though? Yeah. It may see one thing. The whole thing's weird. I don't know. Something just like not right. Like 5 a.m. to call and complain about your... Well, they just got him from a night at CMA.

Your free weekend. Oh, yeah. Maybe they're a little tipsy. Mm. I don't know. Well, anyway, that's what happened this weekend. Wow. Just disappointing the people.

I'm sorry, man. I know. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bong. Let me go. We're transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right.

Now, here he is. Turn it up. Going to go over to Amy real quick and catch up on the news and her pile. The Bhabit Bons show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So for a few days now, I personally have been wondering what International House of Pancakes was changing their name to. I-H-O-B instead of P. And I was like, well, duh, it's breakfast.

Everybody thought that. But now we know. It's International House of Burgers. Yeah. For launching a hamburger. Yeah. It's not going to always be their name. It's a marketing thing.

Okay. But it made us all cared. Like, we all cared and wondered. I totally cared. And I thought they were just changing their name completely. So it's just to get people talking. They have a new burger. We just advertised for them for free.

Look it up. It's back for the trap. It worked. Okay, so I know not all of our listeners fly or anything in case you ever do or you do travel a lot for work. Like Bobby. I know how you can get your luggage to come out first. Okay. I saw a trick.

Go ahead. What you do is when you turn your luggage in, you have them put a fragile sticker on your bag when you check him for the flight. Evidently, that makes your bag more likely to be loaded on the plane last, carefully, fragile. I got some flying China in here, Mr. Southwest Airlines. So because it gets put on last, it comes off first, and boom, you save that 15 minutes waiting for your luggage to come out. Fun tip. I didn't know that. I mean, people can start testing it out, see if it works.

I'm going to tell you, though. I fly Southwest more than any airline. but I will not check a bag. I will stick clothes in my pocket. I will be like a clown. I will put on seven shirts before I will check a bag because I don't want to wait for it at the airport. But yes, yes.

What else is the same? Okay. And lastly, it's like a really big deal for millennials to maybe be able to bring their pets or their dogs specifically to work with them. Like 50% of young people said that they would switch careers, switch jobs, who they were working for as long as they could bring their dog,

which I know of a company that my friends were. work for where they allow you to bring your pet to work. And I say it's a pretty amazing work environment. Yeah. I mean, listen, I'm a huge dog guy. I bought a house just because of the backyard for the dog. So I get it. But I don't think I'm normal.

Yeah. I see dogs around our office. I want to change my career, though. I want to change my career. I'm just saying if you are. Nah. I don't know. I'm going to go work at a bank now.

But maybe some companies like needing to hire people, struggling and try to find people to come fill a position. No, just make it okay for them to bring their dog to work with them. And maybe you can hire them. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of storage. Bobby Bones, come on. Hey, thanks for hanging out.

There's a new Bobbycast with Maddie Pappy. Just search Bobbycast on IHeart Radio or Apple Podcast. Amy, I hope you get a good day today. Hope you have a good day. I hope you have a good day. I'm going to. Thank you. Eddie.

Hey, thanks, fun. Yeah. Have a good day. You have a good day too, dude. We'll see it tomorrow. Everything up at Bobby Bones. com. Thank you very much. Bye, everybody. The Bobby phone show.

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