The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Interviews Amy's Son + Lunchbox Wants To Make A Citizen's Arrest

Episode Date: December 27, 2018

Bobby talks to Amy's son Stevenson about a spanking he got recently. Lunchbox puts a law breaker on blast. Also, the crew goes head to head in a round of Riddle Me This. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hey, good morning, good morning, and welcome to Thursday show. I got so much to talk about today. And let me bring in all my friends who, man, we have been friends for double digits of years, as a matter of fact. Started the show, and it was just me. And I was like, I'd just like to bring in my friends. No radio people. Which possibly is why we don't sound like a good radio show. Hopefully we just sound like a group of people that you're hanging out with that talk like you.

So let me say to all my friends in the studio, first of all. More studio! And then to everybody out there listening right now, thank you for listening. However, you're listening, live, early in the morning, or podcast later, appreciate that. Amy, I was reading this story and I thought about you because it's about Tyler Perry. Oh, yeah. He's one of my faves, Medea? Yeah, he's retiring Medea next year.

What? Yeah. Why would he do that? He is retiring his Medea character. He's doing one final movie with her called a Medea family funeral and then a stage tour. In an interview, he said, this is it. It's time for me to kill her. I'm tired.

I don't want to play her anymore. I mean, I can see how it's taxing on him probably. What do you like about Medea? Well, my mom loved Medea. So that's what I, I mean, I just, it's a memory watching them with her. And she would go, she goes, hallelujah. Hallelujah. So it reminds you of your mom?

Yes. And my mom, I think when my mom was going through Hanser stuff and sometimes we would be bored or like, you know, have to sit around, I think we would. watch like every Medea movie. Really? Yeah. And so that's probably what it is. It's that connection.

So yeah, that's something I'll always watch. I can't wait till I need to watch some of those with my kids. I guess they are ready. I was going to say, I can't wait until my kids are ready to watch that. But I think they would like it. Fun fact about Tyler Perry, a net worth of $600 million. Whoa. I believe that.

He writes, directs, and produces all of his movies and almost entirely independently. So he doesn't need someone else's money. He never did. He did him so low budget. stage shows built up to small independent movies, and now they're huge, but he finances them all himself and makes more money. Are you crazy? Smart.

Yeah. Oh, by the way, we've got a good show for you today. Welcome, welcome, welcome. And now time for a segment we call, What's Wrong with People? What's Wrong with People? In Ohio, a woman's apparent love for Girl Scout Cookies led to her arrest. Noel Heinz, 31, bought $1,600 in Girl Scout cookies, and then didn't pay. Following multiple attempts over the past six months,

they couldn't even get her on the phone because she just eaten her cookies. That's it. They had to file charges against her for these $1,600 in Girl Scout cookies, and I say, What's wrong with people? What's wrong with people?

How about this one? A 50-year-old woman has been arrested in connection with putting sewing needles and strawberries. What? After the discovery of strawberries contaminated with needles, authorities notified the public of the safety risk.

The QPS coordinated a national investigative response with multiple government, law enforcement, and intelligence agencies. The 50-year-old woman was arrested for putting tiny needles and strawberries. Like, for real, what's wrong with people? What's wrong with people? How about this one? A family is shocked

as their 95-year-old loved one wakes up during his funeral, claiming... claiming I was just having a nap Poor guy But I mean, how long was his nap? A 95-year-old man shocked his family When he woke up at his own funeral

Saying he was just taking a nap A doctor of the family said he was dead After he fainted in his home He was said to have been declared dead on Saturday And a priest was summoned to the home To perform the last rites And so that's the funeral The last rites after he died

So it wasn't like it was four days and everybody got flipped. Right, and he's like been embalmed. His oldest son said the family was preparing the customary bath to clean the body when he started shivering. Then he poured water on. I was like, budd. Then he woke up and he was like, hey, what's going on here?

I was taking a net. Man. So to the doctor, to the, who said he was dead, what's wrong with people? What's wrong with people? There you have it. Your thoughts, Amy. Holly, that's just crazy. Yeah, it is crazy.

Yeah, I mean, and that just, yeah. I mean, and that doctor, I mean, maybe, yeah, for a minute, his heart wasn't beating, and they just thought, well, let's call it. We'll go ahead and mail it in. He's old anyway. Let's call it a day, folks. It's almost separate. I got to go. It's a Bobby Bones show. I'm going to play you a song that was used in a famous movie.

You just named the movie. Easy. Amy, you're first. Okay. What movie is this known for? Song number one. Lapped her head. Because, I mean, I know it.

And I feel like it's a car. or something. No. No. No. No. Time. I'm sorry. You just can't bounce around. It's in my head I went from like Zoolander, but that's a totally different song when they're pumping gas. And then I went to like a cartoon. Tell me what it is. 500 days of summer.

Oh, or it's one of your favorite movies. And the little cartoon, the little cartoon's on the shoulder. That's why. Okay. Yeah. All right. Number two. I had human in my head and cartoon. Human in my head and that's why. Lunchbox, buy the song. Name the movie. Go ahead. Go ahead. That's the trolls. No, it's actually despicable me. The minions.

Yeah. Did you know that one, Amy? I did. They look alike. Amy, ready? Number three, name it. Go ahead. Movie this is known for. It's a famous song by itself, but what movie? It's old. It's an old movie. She won't get it. I don't. I have no yet.

Incorrect. I'm sorry. It's a good one. Do you know what, Lunchbox? The graduate. That's right. He would have got that right. Wow. That's Dustin Hoffman.

It is a really good movie. Wow. Okay, Lunchbox. Here's yours. Name the movie by the song. Here's the song. You ready? You know what movie that is?

Yeah. Go ahead. The Lego movie. Yes. Yeah. Wow. This guy's killing it right now. How many does he have?

One? Yep. Yeah, okay. He's killing it. Rushing it. Okay. Amy, you need this one to stay in the game. I know.

Okay. Here we go, and action. Come on. I feel like this could be a couple of movies. Studio 54. Not a movie. It's not, are you sure? I mean, not a big one.

I'm sure there's been a movie made about that. It's a cartoon. Saturday Night Fever with John Chavolta. Oh, that's what I was picturing with Studio 54. Is that not the same thing? Shoot. The movie's called Saturday Night Fever. Okay.

Lunchbox here just for... Oh, just for fun. Just for giggles. Here you go. This is 10 Things I Hate About You. No, it's Spider-Man. It's from the soundtrack. No.

Oh, who cares? Hit the song, right? Hold on. Don't hit the song yet. Here's one more. Okay. I just play this one. See if you guys want to know this one.

Go ahead. Uh, lunchbox, you win. Now your song, my friend. Delayed that second one. Wow. Come on. We played Dirk's Bentley just about a song ago. And our video producer, Eddie, said that Dirk's Bentley went hiking with his son's school.

Is that right? Yeah, it was like a fundraiser. for a charity in town called Safe Haven. It's a place where, like, families that are homeless can go for a safe place and find shelter. And my kids raised about, I don't know, a big amount of money for this thing, their school did. And we went as a family, but I saw Dirks there, and it didn't look like he was there as, like, Dirk's Bentley. He was just there as dad.

Okay. You know, so I feel like it was kind of cool to see him in the element of, like, a real person just doing a real thing that any dad would be doing on a weekend. And did you talk to him? I didn't. I didn't want to bother him, but he was full out mountain man gear. Like his beard was in full force. He had a big jacket, sunglasses.

I could recognize him because I know him. But I thought it was cool seeing him do something cool on the weekend and not want to be recognized for it. You didn't even want to say hi, though. Like, you kind of know him. Well, he was busy. He was like with his family doing his thing. And I was with my family. They both had families.

Should Eddie, he said hello? I feel like if it happened or, I mean, yeah. Yeah, because he's in here enough to where I don't think it's weird for you to be like, hey, Dirk's. Like, even just you to me, like Dirk's is probably one of my best Nashville friends. Like country music friends. Yeah. Yeah, so Eddie, yeah, I don't know.

Maybe he didn't see you at all because I feel like he would totally say hi to. Totally. And he didn't see me. I saw him from a distance. I was like, oh, that's cool. This is like a packed thing? Was there 10 people? Yeah, there were about a thousand people there.

Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. I thought it was like you and Dirk. No, no, no. Like in a tent. And I ignored him the whole time. You're sharing a tent and you won't even say hello. No, no, no, no.

I just didn't want to be the guy going up and being like, hey, Dirk's what up? It's me, Eddie, you remember me? Eddie says that, Eddie's our video producer, said that you saw the Grinch, right? I did see the Grinch. I took my kids to go see the Grinch, and it's really good. Like, I've never really watched the Grinch. I really don't remember the story of the Grinch. Like, I maybe watched the Jim Carrey movie, but I don't really remember what it was about.

but I enjoyed it. I have a joke in my stand-up set, which I don't even care if I'll share with you because only have a few more shows left. But I talk about getting a Jeep. And at the end of the Grinch, I don't know what this movie is like, but the end of the real Grinch. The old-school one, like his heart grows a bunch of sizes at the end because Christmas gets into him.

You familiar with the story, Amy? Yes. So like he gets Christmas Spirit right, and his heart goes, and I have this joke about, I'm trying to be manly. And the first time I got the keys to my Jeep, my wiener did that. Oh, my. Because it makes me more man Do people like that joke?

Yeah, they laugh pretty hard And it's about as blue It's not even blue I have like three-weener jokes I don't curse But I was like you know But I got my Jeep Like in that scene

When his heart goes Thumb-to-to-to-to I was like my man To do-to-d-d-d-d-d-moh Anyway, that's pretty funny You got to admit Amy Yes, yes I get it Yep

But she gets it Me thinking about that Yep Oh you don't like that Oh no I mean no I don't But then joke. You know the joke's funny? I get the joke. It's funny. I didn't. Why are you yelling at me?

I'm not. Because I want to move away from your reader. Okay. All right. Whoa. Hey, that's what she said. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Daniel Hua is a lawyer and he looked in his closet. He's like, man, I got a lot of suits. He counted them. 82 suits. He's been a lawyer so long. He's like, I'm never going to wear a lot of these again. I need to give them away.

So he made a post on Facebook and he said, I'm doing a suit. giveaway. Only requirement is I'm giving them to people looking for a job or if you're in college and you're about to graduate and you need a suit, you can come get one of mine. There you go. Trying to help people get their jobs. Yeah, suits. Your voice cracking the other way. Yeah, I got emotional.

Yeah, I'll stop it. That is a good story. That's what's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bones Show. Boney up the day. This story comes us from Louisiana. And two people walked into a pawn shop, stole a TV from the top shelf. Next day, they came back and tried to pawn it. Wow.

I wonder if they were so messed up. They didn't know where they got the TV. Maybe. Because that's not something you do if you're normal. Like, you may still TV. You shouldn't, but you may. But you probably don't take it back to the place. And then a day later.

Right. Why not go to another pawn shop? Wow. So they called police and they were arrested. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. They stole it They stole it the day before

Yeah They took it back to the same place Yep That's a good one Mr. Bobby Bones All right So what happened Amy?

So I was at someone's house And they offered me Laquois To drink And I was like What's Laquois? I never heard of Laquois But okay

I guess I'll take some laqua Is that La Croy? They brought me a can of La Croy And I was like Oh you mean La Croy Did you say that?

Why would you correct someone? Because Well I didn't I thought maybe they didn't know how to say it. So I was like, oh, this is La Croy. And they were like, no, it's La Cua. That's how they say it. Like, that's how the French say it or whatever. So then I just got, like, I just let it go. But of course, I had to go Google it myself. And it's a Midwestern company made here in America. And they even say on their website, it's definitely pronounced LeCroix. And if you ever get confused about it, just remember it rhymes with enjoy. So enjoy your La Croy. Why would you get into an argument about it, though? I didn't say, I didn't do any of this at the, this is stuff I googled after, because I just was like, oh my guess, fancy schmancy, la qua.

What, you're such a hater right now. That's so funny. Well, so, if you ever get offered Laquois, you can be like, no, no, no, no, no, it's La Croy. Because LaCroix is sparkling water. Googled it, yeah. All right, so what do you have? You're going to test me on something. Go ahead.

It made me think of all the things we commonly say wrong. So I've got the most commonly mispronounced words. Okay, go ahead. Okay. Hold the first one is, that's how you spell that word, prerogative? Yeah, and you're saying it wrong, BTW. Wait, no, no, no, because it's spelled P-R-E-Rogative. I didn't know that.

Yeah, like Bobby Brown, it's my prerogative. Yeah, Bobby Brown messed us up. That's why I even know that word is that song. Right. And so because he says prerogative, like a lot of, us do, we, I would even see, you even think it's spelled wrong, but this is how it's spelled and you say prerogative. There's no way.

I'm never saying prerogative. I don't care if that's right. I will never say prerogative. Okay. Now Amy's holding up this word. Now, I've been corrected because I was dumb and I go into like a smoothie place. And I said, I like one of those, a kai bowls, please. And they said, excuse me?

I was like, in a kai bowl, they were like, you mean an asai bowl? And I was like, okay, fancy's manti. So I only know that that A-C-A-I is A-A-E because I was shamed. Yeah. So how do you say that word? A-A-E. Yeah, A-A-E. Yeah, there you go.

You got it. The next word is, I'm going to say niche. N-I-C-H-E. I use the term a lot. I may not be right, but I would say it's niche. It is niche. Meaning like a select group. A lot of people say niche, like a niche group.

You hear people talk about it and they use it. I don't even hate that, though. I don't hate niche. I don't either, but that is incorrect. if you want to do it right. It's niche. Oh, okay. Next one up. Okay. Amy's holding up these words. Okay.

This is a trick because this is a restaurant that I go to all the time. Chipotle. Hold on. I'm saying it again. Here's how it's red. Chipotle. But I would say Chipotle. Chipotle is how I say it. Chipotle. Tell me I'm wrong. I say Chipotle and we're wrong. What is it? Apparently it's. And Eddie's shaking his head like we're about to, he's about to shame us. You guys. What is it? Eddie, what is it?

It's Chipotle. Chi. like C-H-E-E-P like C-P-P-P-P-L-Lay, but it's spelled C-H-I. Chip-Pol-L-L-L-A. So, I mean, because you imagine if it's like, hey, guys, do you want to go to Cheap-P-P-Lay? Well, I can't imagine that. I mean, it's not that crazy to imagine it. But, yeah, okay, one more.

I'm going to do one or two more. Yeah, let's do. Sudoku. I would say Sudoku. Wait, I don't even say that word. It's the puzzle thing people do. Sudoku. Sudoku.

Sudoku. You're right. You're right, Bobby. but I don't, and I guess others say Sudoku, like, so, but it's Sue. I would say Sudoku, only because I don't say it enough, and I'm just reading it. Yeah, people are really particular about this. Ooh, and this one I feel like I learned something, because I say it wrong. That's Celtic, like the Boston Celtics.

It's Celtic. Okay. Well, I'm saying if it's, I guess if it's like Celtic sea salt, but anytime I've been like, do you have any Celtic sea salt? But it's Celtic. I don't know if it's... Okay, so maybe in the, like, the tents it's used.

Yeah. The Boston Celtics are not the Boston Celtics. Do we need to talk about that? Larry Bird did not play for the Boston Celtic, I promise you. All right, one more, go ahead. Okay, this one's just for fun because it's fancy. Is that a brand or like the goddess? It's a brand.

It's a purse. You've talked about this purse before. Air may. Mm-hmm. Air may. Okay, so a lot of people say Hermes. Like, if you ever see these fancy bags, y'all, these purses are like $15,000 for a, like, handbag.

Some of our bosses have them. Front street. Front street. Front street. But I've never known how to say it. I mean, like, wow, I go, oh, my gosh, this one person we know at work has a Hermes bag. But it's Hermes. Airmez.

Airmez. If you ever see one of these fancy bags, don't embarrass yourself like me and say Hermes. It's Hermes. There you go. Thank you, Amy. Okay, yes, no problem. Now we all feel a little smarter, right, guys? Yeah, Chipotle.

Selina Gomez was the most. most followed person on Instagram, and now she isn't anymore. Yeah. Do you know who the new most followed person is? Keyword was. Yeah. Man. Do you know who is?

Was it? Ronaldo. Yeah. Cristiano Ronaldo, the soccer player. Yeah, I thought I saw that. Oh, what? It's so crazy. He's not even in my orbit.

It's famous because we're not soccer fans. But it just shows you how much, just because of where you are, it doesn't matter. Like, he is a mega, mega, mega star. Just not to us. the biggest person on Instagram and not even that famous to me if he walked in the room I don't think I would know that it was him

Oh I think you would If he just walked in by himself Let's say we're both at Chapoli In the line Oh yeah true good point Unless he was like kicking a soccer ball Yeah Or he had like 20 people around him

Going hey get away Get away This is Ronaldo the highest Instagrammer Or if he had on his jersey Then we'd know Yeah Otherwise if we're just in line At Chapole I would not know who he was

But he's massive It's funny It's how some of the country music stars are Like I think Jason Al-Dene in Los Angeles could just go into a Burger King, nobody would even know. And Nashville, he can't. But that's our world. Now everything's, even the super large is still kind of niche.

But yeah, look at him. And Slana Gomez. I've met Selena Gomez a couple times at like events and stuff. Is she hot? Yes. She's very pretty. Yeah. Here's the weird part about it.

She is really pretty. But her face looks like a young kid. Very young. And so you're like, hmm. Which is going to be awesome for her when she's like, 40. Yeah, but right now it's kind of creepy for me as an adult man. Right. I think Amy and I were sitting next to her at an award show once.

Or was it just me? No, I think I was there. I think, because I know I've seen her in person, so maybe that's where it was. Because I remember thinking, yes, she has certainly aged for sure, but she still has this baby look about her to where you're like, is she still 16? Oh, guys, do you realize she has 144 million followers on Instagram? Like, what in the world? Yeah. Like, what does she do?

that she's that famous. Sings, acts. She's all so young, and so the Instagram, heavy, heavy, heavy generation is right in her wheelhouse. Dang. I got a little bum from going to dance with the stars. I think I've got up like

60,000 followers. Not that's Selena Gomez, is it at all. I'd love to get to a million, but I'm kind of far off. Let me post something about you real quick. Oh, thanks. I'll tag you. I'm far, far away. The Bobby Bones show.

This story about this guy proposing to his girlfriend in the middle of her first marathon, I laugh, but Amy got irritated at it. I mean, think about it. You're training all this time. You're in the New York City Marathon, for one. It's just crazy to me that he would mess with her time like that. I know that he wants to propose to her, but he did it right in the middle of the race. Like, not when she goes through the finish line and it's done with her time.

Like, he just added all this time onto her whole thing. Maybe I mean Is this coming from me? I've ran a marathon And I'm just trying to think of his mind here Maybe he just knew this was so important to her

And also what if it energizes her To run the race fast? Yeah but Yeah but she's going to have the running even faster Because he took up time in the middle To propose to her Everyone's divided Because Amy's

See this is why we're divided Because I'm not irritated by it I actually think it's pretty romantic If it means something to this Wait but do it at the finish line What if she's so exhausted then? Oh my gosh. Okay.

I'm okay with it. Amy, you're not. Lunchbox, what do you think? Man, if this woman got upset that he proposed the middle of the marathon, then she doesn't deserve to get married. Every girl wants to be proposed to. Who cares when it happens? That is so exciting.

You are the talk of America. At the finish line, there's too many people. He can't jump over the railing. There's security there. In the middle of the race, he can jump over the railing and propose. Great idea. Well, to clarify, I don't know that she's upset necessarily. It's the Internet.

that's upset. Like people like me that don't know them at all, that don't care, really. Does it affect my life? She's not trying to win the marathon. Well, so? That's a good point, too. Like, she's way back in the back.

Some felt it made her marathon all about him. Others say it ruined her marathon time. But how about if it was just important to them? And maybe they, he like took her to train every day. Like woke up. I just say we don't know the whole story. If they're happy, I'm happy.

And Twitter doesn't know. But people like Amy are out there spreading the anger gospel. It really doesn't like, affect me. I probably won't think about it when we're done today. But, and if I do, then I need to get a new life. But I just know that I've pictured him doing it at the end. Okay. By the way, something I haven't talked to yet, which I've been meaning to, is lunchbox wanting to report someone for littering, do a citizen's arrest, because he has a picture of their license plate? Oh, it's not one of us? Okay. No. Oh, do you litter?

No, I don't, but I didn't know if accidentally I dropped something, but no, I'm not litter. Wait, what happened? My kids do. I'm sitting at the stoplight and the car on the lane over to the right and one car up opens his door and drops a plastic plate, a plastic fork and knife,

a bag and like a cup drink and just drives off. Just right there in the street. I'm like, dude, you look like you ate a full meal in your car and you can't wait until you stop it wherever your house or the gas station and just toss it in the trash can. So I snapped a photo and you can see his

license plate clear as day. But did you see, did you get them actually dropping the food? You can't really prove that. No, I saw it with my own eyes. Oh, yeah. Seeing it with your own eyes doesn't actually put them in jail. Why didn't you chase him down? Well, I tried to, but I had the baby in the car in the wife.

I was like, no, no, no, don't you dare. You did not try to chase him down. I was good because I was like, we got to say something. And I started going faster. And the wife's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you don't. Well, lunchbox posted his picture on the internet, this guy's picture. like you have his car. Oh, absolutely.

I put it up there. Look, if you're going to litter, here's your license plate. Let everybody know in America. This is you. Wow. You can't only prove you littered, though. Well, listen, I don't like littering either.

I did a whole campaign for, you know, don't litter in Texas and Tennessee. But I wouldn't take a picture of someone's license plate. Yeah. Well, why not? You're busting a criminal. That is what I was doing. I was busting a criminal. Okay.

So everyone that's like speeding, do you take a picture? I don't have a radar gun. I can't judge on that. You know what I mean? I can see you throw your trash out of the wind. If they jaywalk. I'll take a picture of their face and facial recognition. Please just start taking pictures of people taking crimes.

Please citizens arrest someone. I will, hey, listen. I've always wanted to, can I be there? I mean, I've always wanted to do too, but I don't know how that works. You just yell citizens arrest. It has to be legal where you live because some places it's not. Some places you can legally. Did you be like Batman?

Like Batman in Nashville. Yeah. You're a vigilante. Everybody better watch that. You're committing. crimes, I'm taking pictures, I'm putting you on the internet. I'm putting you on blast. It's time for the good news.

With Amy. Tell me something good. Okay, so there's a cool new vending machine thing happening, and this is in Indiana. Now, there's no food inside this vending machine. It's actually clothes for people who need to survive the cold weather, blankets, socks, winter clothing. And the best part, it's all free to those who need it most in the homeless community. It's installed outside a local fire department, and you have.

have to register with the charity organization inside, and you'll be given a token to go dispense it into the vending machine, and you can get whatever you need out of there. Boom. That's good. I like that. Yeah. And that right there is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.

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There's also an alarm inside of them. Also available at Best Buy and Amazon. Mr. Bobby Bowles. Over to Amy right now. The morning, corny. Why do teenagers travel in groups of three? Why do teenagers travel in groups of three? Because they can't even.

That's funny. Come on. They can't even. That was the morning corny. I can't even. Remember when Lunchbox said he wanted to sell his wife's breast milk? Yeah, how can we forget? Show us a picture of inside his refrigerator, and it was just all of his wife's breast milk because you just had a baby.

Yeah, and so she has to pump a lot of breast milk, so we have a lot of extra just taking up space. in our freezer, in our fridge. And I know that people buy this online. I've heard about the industry, and I thought we could start a business and make some money. Okay, go ahead. So I've come up with a business name.

It's going to be called milk jugs. Good. Okay. You know what? It's better than using my name. Booby bones as milk. Oh, did you think about that? Yeah, I thought that was the original name.

No, no. Boobo. But you can use jugs. Yes. Milk jug. Jugs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so everybody thinks, oh, this is so weird.

But did you know, just years back, they used to have wet nurses, which was women that didn't even have a kid, they would volunteer, they would get paid to let a baby breastfeed off them? Yeah, I've heard of this. Me too. Okay. I saw a flight attendant like last week. Do we talk about this on the show? Was she a wet nurse? No, but the baby was hungry?

Yeah, we talked about that. She breastfed the baby. Right. But this used to be common practice. So they went away from that. And now people sell the breast milk. So why do they buy the breast milk? It's the perfect combination of proteins, fats, vitamins, and carbohydrates.

And it's an immune booster and a lot of bodybuilders do it for muscle and recovery. So you can sell it for $2.50 an ounce. $2.50 an ounce. So let's just say. So how many ounces is up in your fridge? Well, I don't know. But if you sell 2,500 ounces, and sell it for 350 bucks come on we're talking 30,000 dollars a year selling breast milk

that's a lot that's a lot of pumping out for your wife well yeah but it's listen you gotta work hard to make money oh boy oh my gosh box has got his wife always not stop like no no come here just sounds wrong so you guys are gonna do this i think we are i mean all you do is sell between 19 and 30 ounces a day do you know how much she pumps a day and then your baby also has to eat. No. Oh, yeah. My baby has to eat, but, I mean, he's four months old, so he's getting to the age where he's

going to start eating baby food, I think. What? Does your wife feel about there? Some people can breastfeed until they're eight. And there's also cookies and bars you can buy that are lactation cookies that make her produce more milk. So then you're buying this stuff. She's producing more milk, and we're seeing the profits skyrocket.

This sounds like shark tank. Yeah, who wants to be in? His favorite show. But how do we get in lunchbox? There's nothing to invest in. Yeah. What do you mean? What do you want us to root for you?

Well, we got to pay for packaging. Buy a boot. And we got to buy a website. So who wants in on milk jugs? I've been told not to Google Milk Jug to the bad site. Oh, no. Did you look at this off? No.

I just came out with the name. You got to check it's available. Buddy. Come on. Oh, it's okay, buddy. Come on, buddy. You tried, though. You didn't try, buddy.

Milkjugs.com. You know that's taken? How would I know that's taken? What kind of sign is that? Stop talking about it. Stop talking about it. But maybe Jones. So wait, did you tell your wife?

You told your wife she's in? She says, oh, man, I can make money just pumping? Because she does get a little discouraged when she's pumping. But if she's pumping and she's like, man, this is liquid gold. I'm making money right now. No, but you haven't really told her, told her. I've kind of mentioned it. You're kind of selling me on the product, though.

I mean, I'd buy it. It sounds like it's really good for you. Record yourself talking to her. Okay. I want to hear it next year. Can I buy like a test batch? See if it makes me feel any different. I could be an endorser.

Absolutely, you can drink some of our breast milk. That's weird. Why? Would you? He said it's so good for you. It's got the right combination of proteins, fats, carbs. I'll bring you an ounce. Just bring me $3.50.

Or we can do it online. First ounce is free, dude. Do you have to do commercials? Yeah. I'm going to go get out on the street. You'll stand up by the fence and Amy walks by. Hey. Yeah, you should do samples.

I can set up at the grocery store. And do you're saying that you did with the candy bars when you're a kid. Hello, ladies and gentlemen, for our fundraiser this year, we're selling one ounce of breast milk for $3.15. I was wondering if you'd like to buy any. All right. Another round of early morning, riddle me this. So these are all kids riddles.

We have three adults in the room. And let's see if you can get them. Riddle number one. If you feed it, it lives. if you water it It dies Riddle me this If you feed it

It lives If you water it It dies A kid's riddle for the room We have three adults in here To my left is Amy My co-host Probably my best friend

Amy over there To my right Lunchbox Been on the show with me the longest I think close to 15 years Right Lunchbox? Yeah And then to my far

ride is Eddie, our video producer. Eddie and I just were friends for a long time. We did TV together, and I was like, hey, man, come on over, be part of the team. And now here we are. If it water it, if you water it, it lives, if you water it, it dies. Five seconds.

All right, need to answer, please. Let's go to Amy. Cactus. A cactus. No, lunchbox. Car engine. No, Eddie. I hope you're backwards on this. I said plant. No, it's a fire. Of course

Yeah, it's a fire. I'm sorry. Oh, okay. Put stuff in it like wood. Feed it, got it. Feed it. But you water it. All right, number two.

Yeah, I was thinking literal feed. Dang. What can you catch but never throw? I'm in. Catch. See, there's... No. Okay, I'm in for the win.

Amy. A cold. Lunchbox. Your breath. Eddie. A cold. The answer is a cold. That's correct.

Riddle number three. What has cities, but no houses, forests, but no trees, and water, but no fish. What? What? What? What has cities, but no houses, forests, but no trees, water, water. but no fish. Finn.

I'm in for the wind. Boom. Amy. A map. Lunchbox? A map. Wow. Eddie.

I had nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. With two points, your winner. Amy! The Bobby Bone Show. Amy's 8-year-old son, Stevenson is in the studio.

Hey, buddy. Hey. What are you doing? Good. Yeah? Hey, let me ask you a question, okay? You have a new girlfriend? Yes.

What's her name? You don't have to be shy? What's her name? Lily. And how long have you known her? Yeah. This has been on my school from a long time to go. Yeah?

And how long has she been your girlfriend? A couple years. A couple years? Yes. That's longer than I've ever had a girlfriend. What? Stevenson. Wow.

You haven't even been in America a year? Yes, I do. Stevenson, do you like school? No You don't? Yes, you do Yes or no Sometimes?

Yes, okay So you have a girlfriend Her name's Lilian Is she real? Lillian, yes Yeah, she's a real girl Uh-huh And so what do you guys do

At school to hang out? What's fun for you guys to do? Blah blah blah Here, lean up to the Blah blah blah What do you guys do with Lillian at school? What do you guys do at school? We just play a one-wound

And this go away from me. Oh, yes, Bobby. You know how I told you sometimes he goes up to play with her and she runs away from him. Yeah, do you go away from him and she doesn't like me. How old is she? I don't know. Like 19? No.

No? What's your favorite subject in school, Stevenson? Like, what do you like to learn the most? Homework. Homework. You like homework? Look at Bobby. Don't look at me.

Do you like homework? No? Yes. Yeah, sometimes. What's your sister been up to? You and your sister get along pretty good? Mm-hmm. Yeah?

Is she nice to you? Cool. Still, Shira, your sister. Uh-huh. What about your mom? Is your mom nice to you? Yes. Mom's making me a little bit tiny.

Wait, what? Say that again? Mom spake me a little bit tiny. And he's a... Okay, now he's making fun of my spanking, because... And I said, Mom, can I give me a swing? And I said with Daddy, and Mom screaming a little bit. Okay.

So if you want me to translate this, Ruel, he was in trouble and dad wasn't home. And Dad was going to spank him when he got home. But Stevenson begged. I know you can hear me. No, I can't. Okay. Stevenson begged me to spank him. And I thought he just wanted me to spank him because I'm his mom, and that was kind of sweet.

But he wanted me to do it because I don't spank as strong as dad. Yeah. That's one spanking. Yeah. And so, but he took advantage of me. And sure enough, I spanked him and he tricked me. He even, like, fake cried. Did you fake cry, Stevenson?

Yes. How does that go? Fake cry right now. How does that sound? Oh. Well, I'm glad that you stop by, buddy. Will you tell Lillian that I say hello? Lillian, sure.

Maybe you need to get some advice from Bobby because Lillian keeps running away from you. Can you, I want somebody in for the end. You want some advice? He wants advice for Lily. Yeah. What I would do

is take her candy to school. Oh, you've already take her candy. I take her candy he doesn't win it. He said no tanks.

Well, what does she like? I don't know. Do you give her flowers? No. Try that. Yes, let's take her a flower. Take her a flower and let me know how that goes.

You're going to say, no. No? No. know that. You like Hello Kitty? Does she like Hello Kitty? Way. I don't know. Every girl likes Hello Kitty. He doesn't know Hello Kitty. Hey, listen to it. Two words. Hello Kitty. Say it back. Hello Kitty. Hey back. Hello Kitty.

Stevenson, do you think you have enough money saved up to buy her Hello Kitty? Uh-huh. No. Yeah, I don't think so. One of my favorite moments of the past year just happened on the show where Stevenson goes, excuse me. When Amy was talking, he goes, excuse me. He goes, excuse me. He wants to keep talking. Because that's the nice thing you say, right? That's a nice thing if I say, blah, excuse me, when you're talking. Yes, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Blah, blah.

If you need to interrupt someone while they're talking, you say, excuse me. Well, Stevenson's good. That's what nice. Yeah, that's the nice thing to do. All right, I'll see you soon, all right, buddy. Okay, bye. All right, bye, bye.

There you is, Stevenson. Mm-hmm. Amy's eight-year-old son. There he is. I'm not eight-year-old. Eight-year-old. Excuse me, eight-year-old. Not old, eight years old.

Why isn't it, I'm older? Okay, now you're like your mom. Exactly like your mom. Like an old man. Like an old man. That's your old man face? Yeah. Okay.

Bye, Stevenson. Bye. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. I love a good dog story. A dog named Hero lived up to his name recently when his owner said he saved their nine-year-old son Weston. They just adopted Hero a few months ago.

and Weston's mom, Myra, says the hero starts freaking out in the middle of the night. Bark, bark, bark, bark, so much so that she thought someone had broken into the house. But when she goes to find why the dog, Hero was barking so much, she finds Hero in the bed with her son, who has type 1 diabetes, and his insulin pump wasn't working. So his blood sugar was skyrocketing, so the dog was going crazy. They got him to the hospital. He's fine now, and now Hero really is a hero. I believe that. That's so awesome.

Come on. How'd that dog know that? Amazing. No, the doggy llama who came to my house told me all about how dogs have this amazing insight like that. Well, it's so cool. Hero should get like a piece of meat, like a real piece of cooked beef, you know? Yeah. Not just a doggy treat. Like filet, filet mignon. You know, hero? All right, that's what's all about right there.

That was Tell Me Something Good. Miss the Bobby Bones. Amy, listen to this story. A company is offering its non-smoking workers an extra six days. off per year to offset the amount of time those who smoked and took smoke breaks took six days extra because if you don't smoke you don't get to go take a smoke break so they think all the time during the year they take off 10 15 minutes at a time ends up being six extra days i get it i'm just shocked they're giving the extra days and they just don't take away the smoke breaks from the smokers

a marketing firm decided to make a change after non-smoking workers complained that they were working more hours than their smoking counterparts and they are and they were unless they're taking, but then you get into how much is everybody on Facebook and Instagram for their breaks. Right. But okay. If you were a smoker, would you then stop smoking at work so you could get these days off? I guess. I would sneak it.

I don't know. I mean, I guess if you're addicted, it's truly an addiction, the nicotine, I get it. But it just, yeah, I don't know. Is that what it's supposed to do to encourage the smokers to stop smoking? Or maybe it's just the people think it's unfair. they're not getting all the breaks. Yeah. I posted a picture on my Instagram yesterday.

At the University of Tampa, the freshman class, they were all holding on my book. Did you see that picture I put up there at all? Yeah, I guess, yeah, and I was assuming that they read it as a class requirement? That's crazy. The class had them read my book, fail until you don't. They're all holding it up. I was like, what? That's the coolest thing.

That would be cool if I was in college and that was my assignment. I'd be like, yeah. It's cool that they're doing it, and I wrote it. I was so prideful posting that picture on my Instagram. No, I mean, and you should. That's super cool. Yeah. George Clooney is auctioning off his motorcycle on eBay.

His wife convinced him he's too old for motorcycles. He also wrecked. Remember? Yeah. I think he beat him up pretty bad. But the current bid is $26,000. It has less than 100 miles on it. It's a one-year-old Harley-Davidson on eBay.

Would that be exciting to get George Clooney's motorcycle or no? I mean, I think so. If you're into motorcycles or you're into George Clooney, yeah. He'd have to sign it, though, right? Well, yeah. You need proof of whatever, purchase. Clunied? It needs to be clunied? Yeah, and it should come with a case of Casamigas.

Oh, that is it? That's his tequila. Yeah. You like George Clooney or no? Yeah, I mean, I'm not, like, obsessed with him, like, some people, you know? but yeah, he's okay to me. Would you let your husband ride a motorcycle? Yes,

he rides motorcycles. His dad has a Harley. Oh, really? Yeah, they like to ride. I don't. And my dad's, my husband's dad, he rides all the time still, he still takes ride and he's like 60, late 60s. Yeah. Yeah, how church? How's your dad, by the way?

My dad's doing great. He does not ride motorcycles at all, but he's, he's, like, he's doing good. He got his trache out. Yeah, so Amy's dad had to go in for a cancer surgery. It was going to take three days. And instead, it took months and months and months. And he had the tracheotomy in his throat. It's a whole thing. Yeah. So he finally got it out, huh? The trache is out. Got it out yesterday. Hallelujah. I mean, this is like a huge step in the right direction. He's still at the rehab hospital. He's still at St. David's. Hopefully you get discharged this weekend. And then he'll be back at home on his own, but we'll have nurses come to the

house and still is a feeding tube but trache being out is huge so it's apparently the hole that's left in the throat takes about five days to heal up but when he talks so there's like gauze over whatever but if you if you want to talk he has to put his hand up on his throat so you can hear the otherwise if it's not there there's air coming out you can't hear what he's saying isn't that crazy our bodies are so crazy because the hole's gonna heal up and then he'll be able to talk again but right now he has to go like this with his hand. You're crazy. It's cool, though. I'm fascinated by it, sort of.

I've been fascinated since he got the trick. I tried to send you a video, but you didn't want it. No, I don't want to see that. I know. It's a lot. I don't want to see it just to see it. I'll go see him, but I don't want to go see it. Just a picture of his neck.

I know. It's just crazy how air comes out of there. Lunchbox has your baby after your baby surgery? He's good. I mean, he seems to be healing fine. The stitches are still in. I guess they just dissolve. So whenever they dissolve, I guess you won't even be able to tell.

I guess I have a little scar on each side. Besides that, he doesn't have any pain. A little bruising down there, but, you know, doesn't bother him. He's not crying because of it. Nope. He doesn't feel pain. He's tough. That's so crazy to me that doctors operate on teeny tiny little babies.

I know. Yeah. It also feels like it would be a lot of pressure. Mm-hmm. More than adult pressure. Because adult pressure is adult pressure, but like a baby. Yeah. And everything's so little.

Yeah. Let's go over to Morgan number two, speaking a little. Here she has our 25-year-old talking about what, 25-year-olds, about? So they're going to be build a bear stores in Walmart now. It's going to start with six stores as a pilot program and if it does well it'll go to all the Walmart stores. And you care about this because I think it's really cool. I mean build a bears have always really been stand-alone stores and them to be in Walmart just makes them more accessible to a lot more people. Are 25 year old building bears? Well I don't know maybe she did when she was a kid though Amy because I'm 38, you're 37. We missed the

build a bear face. We did. Morgan number two, did you do. live in that phase? Yeah, I definitely did. I went to Builder Bear a lot as a kid. My parents probably spent a little too much money there. Man, we lucky. We didn't have that. Oh, whippersnappers. All right, there it is. That's what 25-year-olds care about. I have a game I'd like to play with you guys. It's named that 90s teen movie. So I'll play a clip from a famous 90s teen movie, name the movie, and write your answers down. Okay. Amy, watchbox. I'm even going to bring producer Eddie in our video producer. Okay. All right. Write your answers down. And here we go with movie number one.

Ew! Get off of me! There you go. Name that 90s teen movie. I'm in for the win. I'm in. I'm in. Amy? Clueless. Watchmarks? Clueless. Eddie? American Pie.

It is clueless. All right, name that 90s teen movie. Clip number two. Let's go out there and we'll play the next 24 minutes for the next 24 minutes. And we'll leave it all out on the field. But we go out there. And we give it.

Absolutely everything. That's heroic. Let's be heroes. I'm in for the Lord. I'm in. Amy? I didn't know he had this accent. Rudy. Lunchbox?

That's Johnny Moxon, star quarterback. Barcity Blues. Oh, that's why. There you go. Barcity Blues. I was like, why does Rudy sound like he's from Texas? Rudy's from the Midwest, Amy. I know.

That's why I was so confused. I didn't know we had that accent. It sounded like, you know, football, but... Rydry Ringer. Name that 90s teen movie. Here you go. Number three. Maybe dogs, get your cute butt down here.

There's the end of the scene. Yeah. There's no talking? No, it's a very famous scene, though. Don't give it to him, Amy. Well, I can't think of it myself. I have another movie title on my head that I can't get out of my head and it's messing me up. Go ahead.

I have, I can't get out of my head. Amy goes, is it Rudy? No. He's a guide. Ten days. Oh, oh, ten things I hate about you. Hey, Raymondo, if you don't mind, hit that buzzer, because Amy got really excited about the wrong answer.

Incorrect. Oh, what is it? Lunchbox. She's all that. That's it. That's it. That's a good one. Because she walks down the stairs and she goes from being like the nerdy girl to like super hot.

Yeah. And it's like, a kid. And the same band, by the way, who sings, There she goes. Who is that? Sixpence? Six pence down the richer, yeah. Eddie, did you have it?

No, I can't hardly wait. Okay, there you go. The score is Lunchbox three. Amy and Eddie won. Ooh. Name that 90s teen movie. We'll do a couple more. Hit number four.

Don't you see he's got us now? Okay, this is exactly what he wants. We can't go to the police, not now. He's made sure of that. He's just out there and he's watching us and waiting. What are you? That's a big scene right there. What are you waiting for?

I'm in. What are you waiting for? Go ahead. I'm in for the win. Oh, my gosh. Amy, you can climb back in this if you nail it. What's that movie? We all...

You know... You can't ask him questions. Amy, it's Rudy. This is that movie. It's Rudy, Texas Ranger. Why can't I think of it? I'll play for you versus Nord Dame. Howdy, partners.

I'm a fighting Irish. I know, I know. I knew right when I said it. I was like, I don't know why he has this accent right now. Amy, what do you have? That movie we all... Incorrect. Lunchbox.

I got a scream. No, you're close, though. Incorrect. Eddie, you got a stand in with this one. Go ahead. I got it. I got it. I know what you did last summer.

Correct. Yeah. What's that other movie that we all went to see and it was fake? Oh, Carrs. Oh, yeah. Cars. Or Rudy. Cars isn't the 90s?

Oh, whoa. You're talking about Blair Witch Project. Yes. One more. Nineties teen movie. Name the movie by the clip. Eddie, after you get this to stay in.

Here we go. I hate it when you're not around and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close. Not even a little bit. Not even at all. Such a good movie. Such a good scene.

Such a good everything. Can we call it again? No. Okay, one more time. I love it. Go ahead. I hate it when you're not around and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you.

you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all. Oh, got him with that bone. Wow. I'm in. No, not even a little bit. I'm in for the win. I don't know. Okay.

Hey, Eddie, you need this to stay in. Go ahead. Mine's pretty bad. I picked shallow howl. What? What? I mean, I get a made a ridiculous guess as well. That's all I got.

Hey, lunchbox? I got 10 things I hate about you. That's correct. I'm going to say. Oh, man. Yes. Congratulations, my friend, on a big win. As we end the show today, I just want to remind you to get to Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram or

Bobby Bones.com, see pictures and videos, see the music we're listening to. It's all out there at bobbybones.com. Would you agree with that statement, Amy? Yes, 100%. Thank you very much. Have a great day, everybody. Bobby Bones.

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