The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Is Excited For Jury Duty Today + Mike D Pays To Fly His New Girlfriend To Nashville

Episode Date: July 9, 2018

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Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Hey, hey, welcome back, everybody. Everybody good? Yeah. Oh, I forgot. You guys don't want to say anything until I welcome you in.

I said we've been off for a week, sorry? Good morning, studio. Good morning. There we go. Everybody feel good? Yeah. Yeah. All right, good.

What happened with you, Anne? So, this woman was waving her arms like crazy as I was driving by in this neighborhood. And I thought... In your neighborhood or just at neighborhood? Just a neighborhood. Yeah. And I didn't even really know I was going extra slow.

I would say normally I'm like above the speed limit, but I was well, I was below the speed limit. But anyway, I didn't know why she was waving her arms like crazy. So I rolled down my window and I'm like, yeah? And she's like, you need to slow down. Oh, so she yells at you to pull over. And she wanted me to slow down. And I said, I'm not speeding, ma'am. Like, I'm not speeding.

And also, she's not the police, but anyways, it was her neighborhood. So she told me, she said, well, here's the deal. I think the speed limit should be 15. So I really think people need to start calling that. Also, she was judging you based on what she thinks the law should be. Yes. She was arresting you for her mind law. Yeah.

Citizens arrest, basically. But not even for a real law, but her own law. Yes. Apparently it's something she's going to be fighting. Like, she's really petitioning for her. She thinks people really need to slow down. It's an issue. So I know I'm not the first person.

She's flag down. What did you say to her? I just said, okay. Like, I'm so sorry. And I went on my way. Like, I thought something was wrong. That's why you pulled over. So I rolled down my window.

I didn't even have to really pull over. I mean, it was like a street. Like it wasn't like a highway or anything. Look at me in my eyes. Yeah. Were you speeding in the neighborhood? No. I swear.

I was going under. That's why it was so bizarre. And then I just LOLed because she's like, well, listen. I think the speed limit needs to be 15 I said, okay, bye Like, now that I know you're okay And nothing's wrong, got to go Well, that's a good story

to welcome us back too Yep Everybody welcome back Maybe you're going back to work this week Now we're back to work this week We'll get the show starting here on Monday Appreciate everybody waking up with us It's like someone being like, stop!

And then being like what? And then being like, I think there should be a stop sign here Like that's what I kept thinking of different scenarios as I was driving away I'm pretty funny. What did she just do? That's pretty funny. Recognizing people doing cool things.

It's ICU. A 71-year-old woman has completed her mission of performing a headstand in all 50 states. Wow. This story just made me smile. Her name's Ann. She checked the last state off her list. What state was last you think? Hawaii.

Alaska. Oh. She laid down on a mat and did a headstand outside of an Alaska newspaper office. She had been a big. traveling around the country the past decade doing headstands in every state that was her 50th state. She's an avid participant of yoga and her

motivation was simply the fun of doing headstands and at 71 she completed it. That's cool. Isn't that funny? Yeah. So to Anne who didn't give up her dream of doing headstands everywhere I see you. Now to Ray Mundo with the news. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories.

It's producer Raimundo in Thailand. They continue to rescue those trapped boys from that cage. that became flooded. It could take two more days to get them all out. In other news, congrats to Justin Bieber. He got engaged to Haley Baldwin over the weekend.

It all went down in the Bahamas. And finally, in weather news, lots of rain and thunderstorms in Texas today and other parts of the South. That rain is going to continue in the South tomorrow as well. I'll give you catch up here.

So Eddie gets an email going, hey, we're looking for someone saying the National Anthem. We're looking to pay somebody $2,500. And he's like, whoa. And he thought either they were asking him or they were asking him to find someone. He didn't know. But you replied back. I replied back and I said I would do it.

And you acted as my agent. No, no. I would have contacted an advisor agent. I gave you advice. You gave me advice that an agent would. Yeah, I just said, hey, listen, tell them that you'll do it, but you'll do it for half the price. Right. And I would donate half of that to charity or something.

Yeah, so I replied and I told them and I think you just ruined the whole deal for me because I've gotten nothing in return. Oh, you think that's the reason about returning it? That's why. I don't think they ever wanted you to sing it anyway. I think they wanted you to get Garth Brooks or Alan Jaxx. But we don't know that. So what was the last email you sent to them? The last email was, yes, I'd be honored to do it.

Absolutely. But I need 48-hour notice right now for them to respond. And I would do it for half the price and half of that I would do for charity. Okay, we'll reply one more time as your advisor. Okay. And to say, hey, I haven't heard from you guys. It's been more than 48 hours. Are you still looking for me to sing the national anthem?

Okay, I'll do it right now. I really think you ruined the deal for me and I don't think they ever wanted you to begin with Yeah, exactly I think they were emailing you to find somebody They try to get you know, if you know, Kenny Chesney You know, Chuckney, Jake, Luke So send one more email

Okay And say, hey, for some reason we have been able to connect I'm willing I just tell me where to go and where to be You know, I'm saying that drop the price anymore No, no, no, you're good Keep it worth it. Okay.

If you don't tell people you're worth They won't think you're worth it. Okay, so just jack up the price. Now just be where it is. Okay. How do you feel about this name? I feel pretty good about it. Because I'm ready to sing the national night.

I think Eddie, if he can make it happen, like just, you know, keep knocking on that door. And these are emergency responders, like first responders. Like, these are people that I look up to. We respect from the show. Like, this would be an honor for me. Okay, so send that one last email. I'll do that. Say, hey, we haven't been able to connect.

Fail until you don't. Do you still need me? That's right. You have to get a definite no or it's still. Okay. All right, there it is. We'll get out of day. Apparently we have a gnat problem in the glass room where all of our producers are.

Is there like open fruit in there or something? Eddie leaves banana pills in the trash can. That can't do that. What do you mean you can do that? It's a trash can. Yeah, but it's a small room and if there's already gnats, you got to go throw that outside. Then artists come in, there are bugs. And our studio has been stinking.

You know what the root was? A banana pill. But Eddie doesn't know where it came from. That wasn't me, bones. I found that banana peel and it was petrified. It was black. That had been there for months. But you're the only one that eats banana.

You're not in the studio. It's a rule. I don't break that rule. I eat it in the glass room every day. And that's, I guess, why the gnats are in the glass room. But I think our bosses come in and leave in that corner. Here's the rule. No food around equipment anymore.

You can't eat in the studio. You can't eat in the small studio. I got to be. You can't eat in the small studio. That's where we started to go to eat. We're going to go outside, Amy. Go eat in the hallway. Eddie's ruined it for everyone

because now there are bugs. Way to go, Eddie. Takes one person. So that's happening. Cool. Speaking of Eddie, our video producer, whenever we had a party at my house, his wife ran over the light and crushed it

and I got the bill and it was over $180 because it was a lot. I had to replace the lie. The line, it broke the line. And so Eddie's not going to pay it. He told me yesterday. Well, no, I just came up with an alternate payment plan. How much do you think of this? Go ahead. Yeah, my wife says she'll come clean your house.

The whole house. That's a steel Hold on What? Does Bobby get to pick the outfit? The outfit? No, no, no. No, no, no.

Because it's my wife. Be respectful. No, she just wants to clean the house. Dude, if you hired a maid service, that would cost you more than $200. But wouldn't that be weird if Eddie's wife was at my house? This whole thing is weird. She wants to do it. And I was like, that's a great idea.

I think we could save some money doing that. And the kids can swim. she cleans. There you go. Eddie, just paid the money for the light. So you're not even going to think about her coming in your whole house. That's so awkward and weird. Like, you think Bobby's really going to be like, okay, yes, and your wife? Yeah. I wouldn't you? I can't even take this comment seriously. But the thing is, I think you're serious. I'm dead serious. And this came from her mouth. It was her idea. Oh, wow. And I was like, that's genius, babe. Hit me up. You know how much it is? You got one week or it goes up

with interest. One week. Yeah. Six percent of us get angry when a co-worker calls in sick. I'm the opposite. If you call me sick, I'm going, thank you. Thank you. Because I don't want you passing around the room. Because eventually it's going to get to me.

6%. That's it. 6% of people say they get angry when someone calls sick at work. What's, yeah. I'm longer when someone calls in sick. Because that means we get more air time. I just feel like, What are they so?

I feel like other people, yeah, you have to pick up their slack. That's why people are annoyed if they call in sick. Yeah, when one of your coworkers calls it in sick, the first thought is, oh, he's definitely faking and I hate them now even more. Yeah. Another 19% of people wouldn't take it that far, but they do get frustrated when someone calls in sick. Man, I think we should call in sick more.

Yeah. Absolutely. And you need to, like, just extend some grace and assume people are really sick. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Got your Monday good news right here. An employee at an Austin, Texas Chick-fil-A jumped into action and saved a customer's life.

After he started choking at the restaurant, the Chick-fil-A located on South Park Meadows. They caught the entire incident on camera. I know exactly where the store is. I've been in this store. That's crazy. A man has seen choking after eating. A female customer jumps in begins a Heimling maneuver. After several attempts, Hunter Harris, an employee at the restaurant took over, and after a few more tries, the customer was able to breathe again.

Like that's go time Like so much choking Amazing And if you don't know them Think about this for a second You really got to commit To wrapping your arms Around another human body

Because what if you do it They're like What are you doing man? Quit squeezing me Yeah Like I'm just coughing Yeah That's a thing

Wow You have to ask Do you want me to try to save your life Yes Not yes Now blink twice Okay now sign this So if I break your

But yeah Shout out for All of them For her for trying to help, for him for helping, and to save that dude's life right there in Chick-fil-A. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Ohio.

A woman had a boyfriend for two years. He breaks up with her. She's sad. She's like, you know what? I'm going to burn the pictures. I'm going to burn his lucky t-shirt. Goes out in the garage, lights it all on fire. Only problem is, caught the garage on fire.

$25,000 in damage. Oh, wow. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I'm lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones.

Morgan number two is trying to pump me for information during that little break there. I heard that. What do you want to know? The random chick on your Instagram. No, there's no random chick. I was walking. No, I was at a soccer game. And she was just like, hey, you know who you look like?

She had a lot to drink. And I said, who? And she goes, Bobby Bavones. That's great. Here, here. What is your real? No, Bobby is way shorter. I was like $5.9.

I'm 5'9. I don't even know what's that. You should really go with the dog. Yeah? Yeah, you should. So my name is first. Yeah, she stopped me and was like, you'd be body bones, doppelganger.

Where did she get this 5-9 thing from? I don't know. That's a little insulting to me, huh? Yeah, a little bit. I'm a little bit tall. I'm at least six foot tall. So that's who that was. That's, it's not a random chick.

There's a listener. She had a little too much to drink. And, yeah. I think she even posted on that Instagram, which is, it's on my account, but she posted, oh, that's me. Like, oops. She didn't see herself until the next day. So, yeah, that's who that was.

I was reading this story, Amy, about Jessica Simpson. Did you see how much she spent on Postmates, the food delivery service? Like $100,000 a month or something? Yeah. What? That's a lot. Uber eats, Postmates, you basically get on your phone, hit the app. All the restaurants are tied into it, and they just pick it up and bring it to you.

Jessica Simpson is on Postmates and she in the month of May has spent $100,000 on Postmates That is incredible The source says She rarely leaves her huge mansion It's been a cycle of eating and drinking For a couple of months now

$100,000 on Postmates Can Postmates Can Postmates deliver alcohol? I think so, yeah I think the states are different though Yeah. Yeah, I guess if you order a thousand-a bottle of wine, that probably, that makes sense. Yeah, but look, I haven't heard about Jessica Simpson in a while.

No, sometimes I go watch, I don't know if it's her Instagram or something, and she just doesn't really seem all there. Well, that's a little rude, huh? Where is she? Yeah. I don't know. That's what I'm saying. Like, it is concerning a little bit. I think that if people just watch my Instagram, they don't think I'm all the way there.

To be fair. Yeah, just only seeing pieces of me, if anything, you're probably not going to think I'm all the way there. True. And I'm definitely not all there. I just feel like I'm like, oh, I mean, I used to know a lot about Jessica Simpson or see her places. I just worry about her. Doesn't she have a shoe line and a clothing line where she's supposedly making hundreds of millions of dollars? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Like tons. Tons or hundreds of million. Look at us. See what Jessica Simpson's net worth is, lunchbox. I end up going down these rabbit holes looking at people's net worth. It is not a good thing to do. It is never accurate.

But Jessica Simpson net worth, what does it say? Whoa! How much? Whoa! Her beauty products net over $1 billion in annual sales making her net worth $150 million. So her net worth's $150 million. I thought it would be higher. Oh, really?

Well, yeah. I mean, I thought... Yeah, I guess if you're selling $1 billion worth of things, you should be making more than $150 million. Well, it depends how much of the company she actually owns. I mean, there are a lot of things into it. But, yeah, I like it that. Man, Nicola Shame lost a good one.

Or did he get a great wife and kids and have a good family? Yeah, but they're not, he's not near sitting on the... Do you think he gets alimony? Because they broke up... He is not sitting on the pile of money right now. He would be if he was with Jessica Simpson. Would you rather be rich and miserable? Or not as rich and much happier?

Oh, rich and miserable. Oh, you would. Oh, come on. I mean, he's doing okay, right? Check Nick Lachey Network. Oh, boy. We're going to be like, Nick Who? It's going to be a little different.

But he's also married to someone that has a career. Vanessa Manillo. Yeah. Who's that? She got like $80. Okay. What? They say his net worth, Nick Lachey.

Yeah. $20 million. The only problem with that is, in the picture they have Drew Lachey. Well, I'm telling you, Drew Lachet is not worth $20 million. No, he's only worth $8. Wow, that's a lot of money. That's a lot of money.

Yeah. Okay, well, we're here. We're all here. I'm separate. That Jessica Simpson $100,000 on Postmate's story went away pretty fast when we find out how much he's worth. Sydney and Kentucky, good morning. Good morning, everybody. Hey.

Hey, I just wanted to say that I really missed you all last week and wanted to see how your all vacations were. Listen, I always miss this place, too. I don't know, day and a half into vacation. I'm like, well, this is not fun. I'm ready to get back to work. Let's see. Amy, do you want to start? She's asking how your vacation is.

Oh, pretty good. Yeah, I mean, I was in Austin. My family came. We got to hang out. Do like stuff. Like, my kids went on their first ever boat ride and tubed, like in the back of a tube, you know? Yeah.

And they thought that was amazing. Amy's still in Austin right now, as a matter of fact. Yeah. So, I mean, yeah, lunchbox, you? I went to North Carolina out to the lake, and it was a big letdown, but got some time with the wife and the in-laws. Yeah, apparently the lake got closed. The lake was closed. We showed up.

We rented like an Airbnb, and so we rented it, and we show up, and there was a sewage leak, so there was no swimming and no fishing in the lake. That's terrible. We had a lake trip, but couldn't go to the lake. So we sat there and we could see the lake, but you couldn't get in the lake or fish. You couldn't do anything. You could just sit there and look at it, and that was it because the pump backed up and it overflowed, so sewage went into the lake, and they had to wait for it to clear out, I guess. Did you ever get to get in?

Yeah, I got in for an hour and a half because the other day that it wasn't rained the whole day. Any three-ed fish? I didn't even fish. I was just like, it's not worth it because I'm not going to eat a poop-filled fish. Okay. I thought about lunchbox a lot last week because like every time a jet ski would go by on Lake Austin, I was like, I was just thinking about how lunchbox and the time he bought his jet ski and it like changed his life. Man, it's the best thing I've ever did. Eddie?

Oh man, I road trip down to Texas. Fifteen hours is terrible. Kids in the back seat? Yes, it was bad. Yeah. I didn't do it a lot. I'll be honest with you. I went to New York for one day just because I went to watch a play.

It's pretty amazing. And so, but then I just sat on my butt. I didn't do anything. I wish I had a great story about anything fun I did. I went to watch Hamilton. That's awesome? Yeah, that's fine. Was it good?

Was it good? Yeah, it was really good. But again, when you're by yourself, you know, how good is something going to be if you can't share it with somebody? So it was good. Yes, it was good. I went up, some friends said, hey, I got tickets, you can have them. And so I went up, went to the show, turned around, came back. And then I just sat at the house.

And I watched so much in that phone. Netflix and I was just and I called Mike D because Mike D wasn't on vacation and so I said hey let's just do podcasts and so we did shows every day from that so you all worked didn't what we were yeah so I'm glad to be back and also feel like you know it was a holiday week so I didn't really feel like we were the full weight of being gone a week happened like because a lot of our listeners were gone for at least a day or two you know right were you Sydney were you gone a couple days I know I was actually all in town so a little with friends and family. Well, I mean, like, off work. Were you off work at all? Just for the fourth. Yeah.

Well, I'm glad to be back. Needless to say, I've got to find some. I got to find me a woman's, you know? So I'm going to share that stuff with. I'm going to tell you, though. You know, I did Monday night. My friend Charlie Warsham, who's an artist, great guy. He has this charity thing that he does.

He plays every Monday at this event. And he says, hey, come out. And so me, Charlie, Brandon, Lancaster, the lead singer, Lanco, we go out and we sing songs. I just do a couple, Brandon Lancaster does a few, and Charlie does a bunch. And so he's like, we're going to do 90s country nights. What do you want to sing? I'm going to do Mercury Blues from Alan Jackson, and I'm going to prop me up beside the jukebox from Joe Diffy. And he says, okay, the band's fantastic. And I go and you want to hear me do Mercury? Yes. Okay, so I go out in the crowds.

They're wild, right? Yeah, we did that. That was fun. Alright. You want to hear? Promet me upside of the U-Bahn? Yes. So that's fun. I got to say that was fun. You're honky-tonging.

Listen to that. Oh, dude, I was honky-talking hard. Yeah. That's just, that's raw audio from the crowd, by the way. Listen, the people say, ah! Yeah. The one person. That's one dude and overalls.

That sounds fun, though. That part was fun. That was fun. There's pressure, though, because these are, for me, those are big songs in my life. Because when I was a kid, going up listening to country music on the radio, you know? And so I knew when I went up there, people

were going to pull their phones out and record it, and I couldn't mess up the words. They couldn't be posted on the internet and me messing up so there was a pressure to get the words right. But you nailed it. I did, but you think you know all the words to a song until there's not the words with it. Oh yeah. It's a whole different ballgame. So, I did that. I mean,

listen, that was fun. That was good. Sydney? You still hanging out? No, she hung up. Oh, wait, no. Hold on. Sydney, you still there? Sydney? Hello. Hey. Hey. I just hope you all had a great week and missed you.

And, you know, if you ever need someone to go see a play with, my hands up. I love plays and musicals. Do you know in that play, they don't talk? What do you mean? I had no idea. How do they not talk? What do you mean? They don't talk.

There's no dialogue. What? It's all rapping. From the minute it starts until the minute it's over. I didn't know this. They rap? That's the whole Hamilton thing. It's all hip-hop.

It's from the very, it's the greatest. thing I've ever seen. But they're dressed like Alexander Hamilton. And you learn so much about history. I mean, Eddie, they communicate just their rap. Yeah, there's no talk. Eddie, it's mind-blower. I didn't either.

And I sit there and I'm going, huh, I wonder when they're going to catch me up on what they just rapped about. And about three songs then, I'm like, oh, they're not stopping. Get out. Dude, it's unbelievable. Can you give me like a little example? I can pull up some of the soundtrack. But, like, what did it sound like?

But it's like, well, so at one point, what they do is they reenact history, right? And there's like, and then Benjamin, Franklin comes out and he does a, they're like, you know, debating in front of the court. Yeah. But instead of just a straight debate, they do rat battle. Okay. That's kind of funny. Yeah, it is.

It's a way to learn history for the younger generation. Wow, I didn't know that. I was thinking school should do that. And then I went and went down the whole wormhole. And Alexander Hamilton is the most influential American in the history of America. Really? So much so. Don't get me started.

Was he a president? No. Oh. He wasn't? He was not. No. I'm done. All right. Thank you for the call though. Hey, thanks Sidney.

Thank you guys. Yeah, see you later. How about that? How about that? Oh, man, I forgot to talk about the engagement from over the thing. Oh, yeah. Got talking about vacation there. So, our buddy Justin Bieber got engaged. Ow. How about that? Justin Bieber got engaged to Haley Baldwin. I only know her from the dropped mic commercials on TV.

Do you know her? I'm looking her off now. Two eyewitnesses who claim to have seen the proposal say they saw it happen at a resort in the Bahamas. You know she is? She's pretty. Well, yeah. I've never seen it before in my life, though.

You don't watch cable and drop the mic commercials on TV? Her and Method Man host that show? No. Or the celebrities rap against each other? See, Amy hasn't either. James, okay. I guess I know what the show is. Listen, I must watch too much friends.

For sure. On TVS, because I see these commercials 20 times a day. But yeah, they're engaged. Good for Justin Bieber. What am I going to do? What am I going to say? Oh, man, so this means no more Justin and Selena, like. Oh, are you hurt by that?

Amy, let's go to our 24-year-old, Morgan number two. How you feel? This is her Timberlake and Brittany. You know what I mean, Amy? Yeah. Yeah, I know. What do you think about this? I mean, I don't feel as excited as I was about Timberlake and Brittany.

But I'm excited for them. I'm kind of over the Selena Gomez just a Bieber drama. Are you? Yeah, it was going on for too long. Obviously, it wasn't working out, you know? You know, I'll say this, and I don't think I'm out of place here. I have a couple friends that are close to Beaver. And they say he's in a really good place right now.

That's awesome. Is super into his faith, is doing so much work with his, I don't know if he's youth anymore, but his church group, his faith group. They say he's in a really great place. And I don't think I'm out of line by saying that. But, yeah, I think he's definitely out of youth group. Yeah, I don't know how old is. He's always youth group for my heart.

He's an adult group. Yeah, I think he moved on to a life group. Yeah, whatever. So you really think he's getting married? Yeah. Listen, everybody's getting married in a month. Wait till I share my secret with you guys. See, I thought this was a ploy to get Selena jealous,

and then they end up getting married. I don't think so. I think him and Haley Baldwin, used to date back in the day too. Isn't they right, Morgan number two? Yeah, that's right. Well, there we go, big engagement. That's the jam that song is.

Oh, yeah. If you think that I'm still holding on to something. You're happy by the name or you just kind of like whatever? Yeah, no, I'm happy for him. I really am. When you tease engagement and you said our friend got engaged, I thought you're about to say Ray or Morgan number two got engaged. No, I was thinking Mike D.

Our friend Justin Bieber. Oh, no. Are you kidding? And not only that, I got a text. Because we got a call, and she was like, hey, out of vacation going. So I forgot about it. Listen, I'm not the best remembering teases anyway. I'll say something and remember it Wednesday.

Yeah. But then I got a text from someone. They were like, hey, who got engaged? You forgot to mention it. So, yeah, there we go. Thank you. Congratulations, Bebs. I like it.

I like where your head is right now. I plan to drop the hammer on some crooks today, baby. You don't even know if they're innocent or not. Guilty! No! Got to get him a chance, man. I don't know. I'm going to see.

The hands of justice, and I got two of them. Oh, boy. Hey, by the way, a Maryland man who won $50,000 from a scratch-off ticket, thought it was a loser. So he gave it to his buddy. He's like, oh, man, this ticket's not good. Oh, no. So, when's $5,000.

And so the guy who gets the ticket from his buddy goes, hey, no, no, no, no, this is a winner. And then he goes and gives it back to him. No. Yeah. That's nice. No. He said he's grateful to us.

friend for returning the ticket. He plans to use the winnings to pay off his truck loan and make home improvements. Now, Lunchbox, if I said, I don't think this ticket's a winner, you take it, and then you found it was a winner. Sorry, you gave it away. That's like if you gave me a car and I found a $100 bill in it, am I supposed to return that $100 bill? Absolutely not. You gave it to me, so it's mine. Well, law, 4-1-2-2 is binders-keepers, losers-weepers. Exactly what I was about to and I take that $50,000 and I may buy you lunch and say thank you, but you're not getting the ticket back. Okay, but if it was the other way around, would you expect your, like, say it's flipped, would you expect them to share with you? Absolutely. I expect to give me the whole thing back.

Are you kidding? Yeah, yeah, it's a good logic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, there's that. And how much you play the lottery, I was thinking about you there. So Amy is in Austin in that studio there. Morgan number two is going to do the skinny because Amy's not in the room and we got lots of clips to play. I got to get my cues. Have you ever done the skinny Morgan number two?

No, I haven't. Amy, are you blessing this? Yes. Okay. Just making sure here. Namaste. Namaste. We got lots of clips to play.

It'd be tough with Amy in another room. Okay. So I'm going to hit it and then you start. Okay. All right. Bobby Bonson. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny.

Florida Georgia Line dropped a new single, Talk You Out of It, the Thoretoe Out of it. third single from their upcoming album. I taught you into slipping down the hall, baby turning on your playlist, you play in the shower. First time I heard that. What did it come out Friday? Sounds cool. Yeah, last week.

Jennifer Nettables said that Sugar Lamb wasn't 100% sold on recording Babe. They knew it was a good song, but wasn't really sure if it'd fit their album. But they did. I love this song. I turned this up. There are a few songs I turn up. Even though I've heard him 10,000 times, I like this one. So they weren't going to cut it.

Why'd they end up cutting it? They liked it enough. This is the only one they didn't write, too. Do you know that? Do you know who wrote it? Well, Taylor Swift and the guy from Train. Pat Monaghan. By the way, I went to watch Train during the break.

I need to hear more about that. I went to watch Trent. I hadn't write that down on my notes of what I was going to talk about today. Not that you guys ever see my notes anyway. Nobody ever sees my notes except Mike D. But I saw a haul of notes and train. Yeah. Can't wait to hear about that.

What else? So a list of the top three country albums of 2018 So Far is out Is that sales or like your opinion? So it's Nielsen It's the reports, it's legit Okay Number three is Luke Holmes

This one's for you That's a good one, all right Number two is Kane Brown's self-titled album There you go, good one And the number one is Jason Aldine's rearview town Whiskey's supposed to drown the memory Now how are you wrapping this up? That's tricky

That's tricky That's tricky You could say, I'm Morgan number two and that's your skinny. Okay, go with that. I'm Morgan number two and that's my skinny. There it is. I'm solid. Hey, I give a B minus, B minus.

That's B minus. Jennifer Nebels got her a little bit. I'll bite you. You not careful. I'll bite you. Amy, you okay with that? Totally. It's time for the good news.

With lunchbox. Stay home, it's something good. Brian was working out at a gym in California, getting his pump on and he had a blockage in his heart he didn't know about passed out blacked out

luckily one of the trainers Carlos Pena jumped in started doing compressions Oh wow brought him back to life Who there goes Carlos Wow

How do you go again Wow Yeah and he was working out like this Is that how you work out You're a planet fitness guy Huh? No no you don't do that You can't grunt there

Oh is that what it is? Yeah. It's called the Lunk Alarm. Do they really do that? Yeah, they really do. Wait, so you're in Planet Fitness Lunchbox. And if someone starts making noise or slamming weights around, like if you drop them on there, boom, and are real obnoxious, they hit the Lung Alarm to remind you, this is a judgment-free zone.

Don't do that. Do you ever hit the Lunk Alarm? No. Can you, is it like a bell you're reading? Yeah, anybody can hit it. But what if someone tells on me? I'm going to be kind of irritated. Yeah, a little bit.

Well, you know, but you know the rules. Being a member there, you know you're not supposed to show off, be intimidating, make people feel uncomfortable, or show judgment. Yeah, if you make a little noise while you're pushing, like, I mean, I can't control that. A little noise is okay, but when you're obnoxious, you go... Is that a tattle tell, though, the hits a unlock alarm? No, it's a, I want to feel comfortable alarm.

All right, but there you go. I'm glad he got saved his life. Yeah. That's a good one there. Thank you, Lachshapaguerre. That was Tell Me Something Good. It's crushing candy, getting boring, and you want to try something new. Then you have to play the puzzle game, Best Fiends.

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Morgan, Morgan number two, aka Webgirl Morgan, aka Webgirl Morgan number two, loves it as well. So there we have it. Best Feens. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bowles. All my bosses are freaking out that I may be on jury duty for a long time. time. You're like, what if you have to be gone from the show? Hey, it's America.

That's right. I can't take this for granted. I'll talk about that in a second. That's right. Yeah, it's my public. You think I'm playing when I say I'm going to be governor of Arkansas. And then possibly the president. I believe you. You used to think I was playing though. We're used to. Yeah. I'm not playing. Every day more and more, I believe you. I'm just not playing. Okay. Uh, that being said, over to Amy now with the morning corny. The Morning Corny. Do you know why the student took his iPhone to the dentist? I do not.

Because it had a Bluetooth. All right. That was the morning corny. Maybe I'll share that with Your Highness today. Your Honor. What are you talking about? Your Highness. Don't call him that.

Your Highness, can I approach the bitch? It could be a her, by the way. Right. But it's still not your Highness. But whatever. Your Highness is not a female. It can't be Your Highness, female? Well, no, so that's a queen. Yeah. But that's both. No, a judge and a queen? No, it's your honor. It's your honor no matter what.

Oh, unless I decide they called them. Oh, boy, you don't know this going in. All right. Thank you, Your Highness. Oh, my goodness. Like, I'm going to go do Jerry D.D.D. today. I'm about to be notable. I'm going to be like, wow, that's a heck of a juror over there. Who's that in Box 8? Oh, boy. Hey, you're going to deaf be the ringleader. Hey, oh, man.

What's that called? The Juror Master? Yeah, Juror Master 5,000. Yeah, something like that. Hey, Jen. Yes. You're in Florida, and you're on a jury three times? Yes, I've been called three times, and all three times I've been picked for the jury.

Now, what about you made you so jury-licious? I don't know. Maybe I just look kind of like I'd be fair. Oh, because I'm so fair. I'm the fairest of the fair I'm the Like they're going to put me on all the juries Like I'm probably gonna go

I'm gonna be such a good juror They're gonna be like hey would you mind staying You know how the first day goes so well You're like you want to go get some ice cream You know that's probably what this is gonna be like They'll be like dude you just nailed this What are you doing next week? Yeah you won't come back Exactly

Wow I was so shocked What did you think about the whole experience Did you like it? It was really interesting The first one actually they all ended up being like DUI trials. What kind of charge?

What? Do you I? Oh, DUI. Oh, no, that's boring. I want like big ones. Yeah, murder. No, yeah. No, it was...

I want like a heist. I want a heist where nobody gets hurt, but they stole the money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want DNA evidence. I want all this. I want a full docu-series of whatever I'm doing. Like, I don't care what it is. I want a docu-series of it.

I want Netflix to commission a doc. I want there to be, you know, Making a loiterer. Loiter. You know what I mean? Somebody just hangs out. Yes, I would watch. Yeah, when you watch Making a Loiter if I was on the jury?

I'd be doing real world cutaways. Like, guys, and when the lawyer went up, that's when I felt like he did it. And then we go back to the case. So what's the loiterer do? Oh, he just hung out. And I want you to, in your docu-series, can you do more of, like, behind the scenes with the jury? like, what do you all do? I'll be like, what apps you're using?

What's bedtime like? What do you eat? I'd be like, so, you know, I felt at about day three of the loitering case, he probably was hanging out a little too long the 7-Eleven. There's such thing as outstained your stay. When I saw the slushy cups

in his glove box, I knew he'd been there too long. Yeah, so, like making a loiterer maybe like, you know, vagrancies. What is it CSI?

Who knows, dude? That's CSI Miami, dude. CSI, minor theft. I really don't know. He's still a candy bar. Sir, do you have the Hershey's? Oh, man, I'd be so good at this. Law and order.

Panhandling unit. Oh, that's right. Oh, I'll be so good. I'm be like, I'm here to deliver. Never the jaws of justice. Is that a thing? The jaws of justice. Sure.

Now it is. Yeah. And then I need a catch line after I'd fry them. Fry them. For loitering? Yeah, for whatever. I'm frying somebody today, baby. I got jury duty today.

That's your catchphrase. I'm frying somebody. I never had jury duty in my life. You're excited. Oh, man. I don't want to get, but I'll be like, let me try this one. Let me try this one. So it's like, and he's guilty

And I'll be like, justice has been served and justice appreciates you That's a little close to three amigos, you know? You remember three amigos? It's been a long time. Okay, it's kind of like that. That's been a minute. Okay, so what if I just take my,

can I wear big glasses, right? All right. What if I just take them and I pull them off my head and put them in one hand and go, Justice appreciates you. Love it. How about that one? Love it.

Go ahead, aim. Fist to the fans after that. Oh, hold him. the fist out in solidarity with all the people serving the the Lord and the justice system. What? What? Oh my God. He's lost it, Amy.

Oh, I know. Like, here I come. I'm going to kick that little thing down in the middle when you walk through. The door. It'll be like, so that's not the juror box. I don't care. You're like, Judge, may I approach the bench? Man, I'm a juror the crap out of some stuff today. You've got to be the head juror. What is that one called? That's what I just said, the master.

No, for me. I'm trying, I know. I'm Foreman. What, aim? Like yell things. You did it! Objection. No, no, no, no, you can't. You can't handle the truth!

You can't do that. Did I say the judge stuff like, sustained? Yes, overruled. Take a gavel. Oh, show up in a robe. Like, what I have to wear? Eddie walks in this morning and looks at me and he goes, why are you dressed up? Yeah, I had no idea.

And I was like, dude, I got the scales of judgment. justice today have to be weighed. The Lord and the Law. I'm there for two reasons. The Lord and the Law. Justice appreciates you. Hey, you're really excited about this. I just feel like laying the hammer down on somebody.

Like, somebody's getting... If my guy's innocent, I'm going to ask me to put on the next one. Until I get somebody guilty. I'm going to somebody pride. You're going to be disappointed if he's innocent? I'm like, oh, man, he didn't do it. Dang it. Am I foreman?

Let me talk you guys into a little something here. Let's get a plea deal. I don't know if it's called foreman. Okay, whatever. I don't know, I don't know. Just say you're the leader guy. I'd like to be the leader guy. I got this, guys.

I'm the leader guy. Do you have a legal pad? Are you taking, like, the pad notebook with you? Nah, I don't think so. I'm going to play cool. Okay. I don't really know I'm supposed to do when I get there. Just look prepared.

The head juror is called a four-person, foreman, or presiding juror. Don. Hey, Don, don, are you there? I am. Hey, so you, we're on jury duty? Yes. Tell me how good I'm going to be, though, first. I'm going to be so good, right?

What's that? I'm going to be so good at jury duty, right? You're going to be awesome at jury duty. Yeah, thank you. Now tell me more. Okay, so I got picked for a jury where we had a gentleman that was about 78 years old that got a DUI on a four-wheeler. So he really was just at his farm, and he had picked up a bunch of beer cans and put him in a sack.

And so they went ahead. arrested him. I'm sure he'd been drinking, some of them beers. Probably. I'm sure. Yeah. Why not? Yeah. He'd fry if I had him. And with that info, is he frying? Fried. Okay, good. Done. Electric chairs. Picking up beer kids. It's a misdemeanor. Put him away. Fry him. Fry him. Okay. Well, listen, as soon as the show's over today, I'm going for Jerry Dudy. I'll let you guys know how it goes tomorrow. Sounds like you're ready. I've never been more ready for anything in my life. Finally, my time to get back at people.

Whoa, no, no. What? Don't go in like that. Oh, oh. Bobby bones. Yeah. Am you been watching this cave and they're pulling these kids out of the cave? Oh, yeah.

It's crazy. Didn't I think they just got the seventh kid out. Okay, I have as of the sixth kid, I don't know about the seventh. You may be breaking nude in front of me. Now they got eight. Oh, now they're an eight. Yeah. Pulling them out.

How about that? Yeah. So. But those divers. It's so crazy. Well, a couple of things here. One is that they're pulling these kids out in order of strength, too. Did you see this?

They're pulling the strongest kids out first. Yep. Like, for sure, I'll be the last one in there if I was a kid. I'd be like, they'd be like, Bobby, we got to be honest with you. You're like 47 pounds. I'm going to leave you last. I just felt sorry for the little squirt that's got to go laugh. But they're in their parents can't touch them yet.

See this? Yeah, they get so sad. They have to quarantine them. Listen, I'll tell you what? What's not sad is they got found. We were gone when this happened. They were found. And they keep saying football on TV.

That means soccer to us. There's a soccer team. Oh, they're a soccer team. Got it, got it. See, everybody keeps saying football. Don't they know Americans rule? We should go with our word? What we got here?

Eight boys freed. Wow. It's still underway in the cave, the Thai cave. This Elon Musk is Iron Man. and I don't know what he's doing because right now they have two people one on each side of each boy

leading them through like one pulling and one pushing and so but even what he's been sending over there first he goes hey we're going to help out Elon Musk's the Tesla guy

he goes we're going to help out he goes we've developed this basically bouncy house type tunnel and we're going to try it here and see if it works and maybe we put it in the cave turns out it wasn't going to be able to work

but he goes let's try these things Then he builds his kid submarine. Do you see the kid submarine they built? No. You can put like one small kid in there and shoo. Wow. It's an Iron Man. And so he's trying to help.

He's like, I don't know if they'll use it, but I'm going to set it anyway. But it looks like now they're eight of them out. They're trying to beat those tsunami or what are the rainstorms called? Monsoon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Monsoon. How many are total down there? 12 in the coach?

Is that right? Yeah. There's four more boys in the coach that are still in. there. They're going to try to get them out today? They said they're working on it. I just don't know what time it is there and it starts to get dark. I guess it's always dark in that tunnel though, huh? Yeah. I think yesterday they were saying the complete rescue could take up to four days, but I think they're going a lot faster today than they were. Yeah, because I feel like six, seven and eight have come out pretty quickly. Well, when I was getting up, which is at 2 a.m.

This morning because I couldn't sleep. Like getting back to school. And also my air conditioner doesn't work. And I thought I had bed bug. It's a whole thing. A rough morning for you, man. Well, the bedbuck thing happened over the weekend. That's a whole story I can tell in a minute. But I woke up at like two this morning, staring at the ceiling. And I turned it on, they're like, we're going in because it was like 11 a.m. And so I just stayed up and watched that.

Man, what if they get all these kids out of that thing? It would be amazing. Just to be found. They were just chilling in the back of the cave. Probably wondering, am we ever going to get out of here? Like, probably not. And the coach was sending out, no, they were all sending it handwriting notes. And the coach was like, please forgive me.

I should, you know. I know when the parents were like writing notes saying we don't blame you this is not your fault yeah because they got found oh you would think it'd be different if they hadn't worse like the adult taking the kids in the cave that far I don't know yeah what was it a field trip or something they was just trying to take them down a cave I don't know no no I think they it was one of the guys in the kids birthday they had a soccer game I think yeah and then they just went exploring in the cave after the soccer game, and then the rains came, and they got stuck because... They went deep in the cave.

Well, I think they had to go farther and farther back to escape the water. Like, the water comes in, so you've got to go farther back to get away from the water. Really? And then they're just stuck. That's too busy focus on my jury, dude. I started reading up. And I get the kids out of there. Let's save them.

I can't believe they're all still alive. No, I know. I know. I know. But there we go. And, like, the oxygen levels, it's all scary. We Shall Come Back. One of my friends was talking about Coco, and Eddie said he loved it.

Loved it. Amy liked it. Morgan Number Two. My kids love it. Yeah. What did you think about it, Morgan, number two? I cried. Did you?

Yeah. Well, so my friend goes, hey, I saw Coco, and, you know, because I told her I'd watched, that was that bro-born movie. A boat. Boat. Yeah, I was like, Manchester by the Sea. Oh, Manchester by the Sea. Yeah. I was like, I just didn't do anything for me.

It's a boat movie. And so, she was like, oh, Coco. And I said, oh, the show's been talking about Coco. So I'm at home, and I wasn't doing it on vacation, just hanging out. And so it's on Netflix, by the way. Is it? Which was really the turning point for me. I wasn't having to buy it.

Yeah, it's a big deal. So I turn on Coco. Remember me. And I started watching this Coco, right? It's a cartoon. It's a Disney movie. And it's about a kid and his family and he wants to play music. And where's it set?

It doesn't really say, huh? It's in Mexico. It is in Mexico. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, so, do I do spoiler alert or did I not talk about the ending? Ooh. I won't. Yeah, don't do spoiler.

It's a big deal. Yeah, so. Because it's still a fairly new movie. Okay, I cry like a baby. You did? I did. All right. I tell you, when I hit me, when this part at the end.

Really? You cried. Dude, I was just like, okay, I give up. Yeah. And there's a lot of things to it, like my grandma. I was thinking that. My grandma raised me. My grandma adopted me.

And so... Did you call her up Willita too? No, I did not. I'm really Caucasian. Okay. I'm extremely Caucasian, right? So those references a bit worse. Some of that was like the real traditional Mexican references were lost on me.

Now, that being said, I did live in Texas for a long time. And I was the only Caucasian in my group. It's true. But yeah, yeah. When that end hit, it was over. So the dad part of it, did that get you too? No. No, no, not really.

The whole thing kind of got me. I don't know. I think I'm just getting in a place too where it's like, what am I? Like, I don't know. The family thing, I don't only have it, but I'm starting to crave that other part, like that more fill up the bubble with something else. Yes. And then the grandma part, because again, my grandma was basically the only,

steady influence I had on my life until she died. And so that was a big part of it. But I did. I cried. I did. Wow. I know. It's a big deal. And when I started to cry, I was like, don't do it. And I was like, why would I not do it? Who am I trying to do it? Yeah, you've been looking for this release for months. I know.

But it was good. I kind of figured out the ending early. Oh, did you? Yeah, well, I'm an adult. Oh, I had no clue. It got me. It got me. It's by surprise. Oh, it did? Yeah, I had no idea that was going to happen. Dude, it's not making a murderer.

No, I know, but... It's a cartoon. But I just thought the way the story was going, I was like, oh, this is, yeah, I mean, for sure. He's just going to be disappointed. Oh, well, no. Dude. That was good.

So good. Yeah, the best movie I ever seen in a long time. Hey, did that little kid remind you of me? No. I don't see colors of people and ethnicity really. No, not because he's Mexican. Well, you know, yes. But he plays the guitar.

Yeah, right, Amy? Yeah, I see that. I don't see a Mexican kid and go, that's Eddie. And then my family was always like, playing that guitar. If anything, he reminded me in me. Oh, well, see? I think we all find yourself. Maybe I am Mexican. Maybe. Maybe. My kids call me

Mama Coco. They do? Yeah, like they say every time she comes on the screen because they watch it multiple times and I walk by, they're like, there you are, Mom. I'm like, I'm not that old. Your daughter, I thought you were 55. Yeah. Mama Coco. But yeah, I thought it was fantastic.

This is great news. The best one I've ever seen. Better Than Up. Best, like, cartoon? Is that what you're saying? Animation. Better than up. Wow. So, there you go.

It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So there's this cat named Diva, and it lived next door to some people that happen to be moving 750 miles away or something crazy like that. Yeah. And they had a trailer attached to their van. And anyway, Diva hitched a ride. Wow.

And when they moved, Diva moved. And then Diva's owners are like, wait, where's our cat? Cat must be gone forever. Well, guess what? Diva survived the 48-hour trip and was like just chilling in the trailer. And they found Diva and flew her back home to the owners. Wow. I mean, what a crazy story.

One, that the cat just gets in the truck. It happens to be leaving. It lives the whole time. And then they nicely send it back. Because those new owners could have been like, what cat? Yeah. Well, no, they were neighbors with the people. a while. So they knew them. They were like, what? Diva, how'd you get here? And then, yeah,

they were nice enough to put the cat on an airplane. That's a good one. Good story, and then the cat lived on the airplane, because sometimes, I don't like putting animals on airplanes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's a lot of good right there, though. That's good stuff. That was Tell Me Something Good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let go. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Boll.

This tattoo artist. People are, they've waited for, basically. Basically a year. Got a waiting list. It's not because he draws awesome things. He picks whatever motivational words he wants to write and writes them on you. Whoa. His name is Mason Hefner. It's called My Words Your Body.

Willing adults allow him to tattoo motivational quotes onto their skin. He doesn't tell them what it is. They sit down. They have a chat for 30 minutes. He learns about them and then writes on him. And people do this? Yeah. He's got 100 people in waiting line right now.

It's like a month to get in. Wow. Would you do this, Mones? No. I like to pick my own stuff. I got to get another tattoos there in there, hopefully. By the way, I got so wrapped up in the staircase on Netflix. Oh, yeah, yeah. What is it? What's it about? Amy, you're into it. I'm not going to spoil it, by the way. I'm not a spoiler, but Amy is a spoiler.

Okay, so spoil it, Amy? No, no, no. But I'm just saying Amy, don't spoil it, okay? Okay, I'll be quiet. But it's about a staircase. So this woman falls on a staircase. Oh. And she did? Oh. And then you're trying to, it's a true life thing? But there's definitely moments.

Wait, it's real life? Yeah, yeah, it's real life. It's a making a murderer type thing. Yeah, it happened in Durham, North Carolina. Yep. So shout out to all our people over there. Shout out, Raleigh. So the guy, I don't know, maybe the dude's a listener.

What dude? What dude? See, I don't know what you're talking about. Michael Peterson. Michael Peterson. He's the guy that has to go on trial. So it's a whole thing. It's 13 episodes and some of the episodes are like 38 minutes and some are like 55,

but you're trying to figure out if he did it or not. And the first episode is boring as crap. And the second one is like about the third You're like oh I'm in this And how long are these episodes? I just said for any more I'm 38?

Oh my goodness Do you listen to the show? Double checking Double checking But I I finished it I started it I was like F

I'm never watching this I finished and I was like A Really Yeah it's called the staircase And I'm on a jury today So I'm definitely taking From a dead in Did you practice with the staircase?

Well you know I was like what would I do Is a jury Yeah Tell me more And our boss is freaking out that I'm on jury duty. It's my, I have to serve, man.

Do you think you're just never coming back or what? He's like, what if? Remember the OJ trial? Those guys were gone for months. What if I get sequestered for six months? It's the Mike D. Show. Oh, boy.

Mike D's girlfriend was in town, by the way. Oh, boy. Really? Mike D has a girl. You were going a little too hard on the Instagram pictures, though, like, especially for the first time. It was like... But he looks like so happy in his pictures.

But he kept posting him over and over and over again. I was like, dude, dude, like one. You know? They're like two. But, so he's never had a girlfriend before in his life. And so she came to town when? On Friday. And then you guys, she stayed in the hotel?

She did. The whole time? The whole time. Did you guys switch it up? Did she come to the house this day? No, he didn't. Are you lying? I'm not lying.

Did she stay at the hotel? I didn't. Oh, my. Okay, but it's her first ever boyfriend. That's okay. It's his first ever girlfriend, and you're 27. Yeah. She's 24.

Okay. Did it go good or no? Yeah, it was really good. Are you guys still together? We're still together. That's a big one, though. It's a big deal. And so it was never tempting to just like, hey, why don't you just stay over?

No, never tempting. Huh. What was the big takeaway from it? What did you learn from this weekend? That it's pretty fun of being in a relationship. Yeah, tell me about it. I don't even have a loser friend anymore. Mike D and I've grown very close in the past year.

We travel all the time together. And I guess it was like Saturday. Usually I'd be like, I'd hit Mike like, hey, what are you got going on? But I couldn't because he had this girl in town. Oh, man. I know. That's where it starts. What happens?

I did get the girlfriend. Yeah. But it's good, though, huh? Yeah, so. So what do you do with your girlfriend? Like, do you take her to dinner? Did you bring her up to the studio? Because, you know, she listens to the show.

That's a good question. She did Uber here because I had to work on Friday. And she got in a little earlier. She came by the studio for like maybe 20 minutes. And then we went out, got dinner. I got downtown. Did you buy her plane ticket? I did.

There you go. Oh, that's so nice. Did you use points or cash? I did cash. Wow. Wow. Wow. That's commitment.

Did you spend all day together or is it like she goes to the hotel, you go home, and then you meet up for dinner that night? We spent all day together. We took like a break just to get ready for dinner. Go poop. Break for good. Oh, the first time you got to do that is very awkward. Oh, yeah. For sure.

I was with my last girlfriend. I went to poop in a hotel. I go down a lobby. I'll be like, oh, I need to go for a walk. Really? Yeah, no, no, I don't do that. I don't do that. I don't have thought about that stuff.

I don't even poop. No, you don't. No, I sure don't. But it was good, though? It was good. Yeah. How about that? Well, I can spend all day talking about this, but Mike D.

are, you know, a little segment creator over there. He's got his first girlfriend. Oh, my goodness. You think she still likes you? She does, yeah. Pretty sure. Do you guys have any deep talks? We talked all night?

Yeah, we talked a lot. And you couldn't just fall asleep. You don't want to fall asleep here? No. Did she? Did she pay for a hotel, or did she? She did. Yeah.

I What? You said Bobby asked you Were you ever tempted To just spend the night And you said no No

That is the craziest That's really weird No, no No, no The fact that he wasn't tempted Yeah Guys, we're human here We're always tempted

Go ahead, Mike We set the standards before And I was like Okay, we're sticking to it So they were tempted That's good I like Like when you're smooching

Or by You're not like Oh maybe I should go Out to the hotel room Did you smooch your Open mouth Close mouth Okay

We're 12 Oh, my gosh. Yeah, we're 12. But he's like 12 in a relationship. Yes? Yeah. And like, were you smooching in the hotel lobby or did you smooch right outside of her door? That's what I'm wondering.

It was in her room. You went to her room? And you didn't sit there. You went to inside the room? Guys, come on. Amy, I'm not saying he should have. I'm just saying I'd have been like, man, I'm tired. Yeah.

You know what's in a hotel room? A bed. I mean, it's a long walk back to your car. It is. And why waste the gas? You're going to come back anyway. Oh, my goodness. You paid for the room.

No, she's always paid for the flight. You did the right thing by not... Because what you did is you set the example of if we say something, we're going to do it. And you set the example, too, of, hey, when I tell you this, you can trust me because if I say A, I'm going to do A. I'm not going to say A and then do B.

And it's very difficult to not do B if it's something that feels good, if it's something that... Maybe we can do B. It's better you did it because for all future things, she can trust you now. So as much as they mean it, I'm kidding. You made the absolute right move.

Man. Thank you. Yeah. And Hunchbox, you need to clarify if he had paid for the room, it doesn't make it any different. Yeah, you're right, Amy. Good point. I just need to say that for anybody listening that's like yelling at the radio right now. Like, it doesn't matter who paid for it.

If he paid for it, that doesn't mean he should have stayed there any more or less if she paid for it. Look, he's 27. It's his girlfriend. He should have stayed. You've been dating for months now. The age thing is irrelevant to me? what did you say? What was the communication? Do you stay true to your communication? Because what is said now to her and the rules you set with each other, the barriers you don't break

will be what really built. And listen, I'm such a great relationship of advice to give her. I mean, sounds good. I mean, I'm going to say, I don't got to work at pizza. I don't got to work at pizza. I don't know good pizza. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's true, true. Yes. Just not to eat it. Yeah. All right, Mike D. Congratulations. Thank you. Congrats, Mike D. When you go on to see her again? I think like four weeks

Good, Austin. Yeah? How you feel about that? Pretty good. Okay. Okay, cool. Stay there with her? Hey, don't worry about that.

Don't assign that yet. You're good. I'm proud of you. All right. Really, as much as I kid you, I'm proud of you. That's a good thing. You said something and you stuck with it. That is so much more long-term beneficial for the relationship,

for the honesty that you're sharing with each other, and even keeping your pants for a while. Who cares? All that stuff happens. That's a dad talk right there. Good job, Bones. No, it is. That's what a father should tell a son.

It's not my son. It's fatherly for sure. It's like older brother. Okay. No, my older brother didn't talk. Go, go, go, go. Dude, now, now. What are you waiting for?

All right, all right, all right. Bobby bones. A couple stories I read about. This, they call him Instagram Daredevil, 25 years old. He died after falling while holding a beer. Here's the thing about being an online daredevil. Okay? The thing is, is that you have to be a little.

to always outdo yourself. Yeah. Because if you go backward and don't do a daredevil trick that wasn't more than your last trick, who cares? Unfollow. Well, you just may not get a like. Yeah, I mean, who's going to, they're not going to follow you anyway. Yeah.

So these daredevils, these online daredevils that aren't making any money anyway at the beginning, they have to continue out doing themselves until eventually they just die or they hurt themselves terribly. So authority said the guy I've been drinking. He'd done all these stunts. been warned, the stunts were incredibly risky. He fell six stories after losing its balance on the edge of a building.

So there's that one. Here's another one. Three YouTubers died in a waterfall swimming accident. Whoa. It was a waterfall swim gone wrong. Part of the video had something to do with a waterfall. The three people were swimming in one of the pools at the top of the Shannon Falls and they slipped and fell into a pool 100 feet below. Oh, boy.

Yeah. And I don't even know if they're daredevils. But that online daredevil stuff, man, you have to always outdo yourself or you're done. That's the appeal of your site. I saw another one in Houston. There was just four guys trying to get views on their YouTube channel. So they were impersonating cops and pulling people over and putting it on YouTube. Oh, no.

And I pulled over a cop. And then what? But then what? They got arrested. Okay. Because they're pulling over a cop. You know, people acting like cops. And then they pulled someone that was off duty.

And he was like, I'm a real cop. Got them. Oh, that's funny. I bet they got a lot of clicks. Yeah, I'll click on that one. I got these, so here's what happened, right? I'm at home, I don't, what? All these days have been a blur.

We've been off. And I'm laying in bed and things are just bite in my legs or something. I got these big bites on my legs. And so I'm like, oh, I got bed bugs. I'm done. Yeah. I'm disgusting. I'm out of here.

Clean the whole house. I'm so mad. I'm slapping myself. I'm so mad at myself. Like, you're so dirty. such a dirty boy. All right. And so I go sleep on the couch.

No, I'm like, I'm out. I'm dirty. I don't even know how I got bed bugs. I've been in hotels all the time. It's true. So I go and I'm sleeping on the couch. My couch is small. My neck's all bent.

I'm like, I'm hurting. But whatever, I'm calling the pesticide. Yes. Whatever, the pest people. Yeah, bomb my house or whatever it's called. So I call him, I'm like, I got bed bugs. Save me. And so the guy's very nice.

He comes over. It's like, let me take a look. And so he gets out the blue light And it's like lifted it up Going to all the hot spots And he's like doing all this stuff I was like I was like dude Look at my legs

Like something got me And he's like well He looks like he goes Blue light on the legs Yeah you look at all the stuff I'm convinced And I'm ashamed of myself too And once I wouldn't be my fault

And I had headlights a lot as a kid too I was ashamed of yourself I was ashamed of myself I was like oh I'm so embarrassed I got to tell people I got bed bugs Probably gonna have to move Again with the 13th time this month So he goes, you know I have bed bugs.

And I'm like, okay, good. He goes, I think this is just sugar bites. Oh, my goodness. But they're hardcore. I got the meanest chiggers in my backyard. Oh, from the backyard. I think it's in my backyard. I don't know.

So now I'm just thinking about it. Like, have you been rolling around? I want to pave the whole backyard. Oh, good. Take all the grass out. Oh, I love it. He didn't get rid of everything. Why, Am?

I didn't know if you'd been rolling around in the grass. No, the only thing that I did over the break where in my backyard, I have a swimming pool. And is that. I just jumped in it at night on the 4th of July by myself. And I was like, I'm such a loser. I might as well just jump this one pool. Watch something as a loser off of me.

And so I jumped this one pool and all of a sudden had, I mean, these bites are humongous. So now I got to have somebody come spray for chiggers. Is that a thing? Spraying for chiggers? Never done that. So I started looking up sugars. They go under the skin, right? They do.

So what you do, I was reading. I actually get chiggers as a kid on my ankles and calves, but I would just live and be like, Yeah, who cares. So, but you take clear fingernail polish and you paint over it, and it suffocates them. That's right. So I think they're still living in me. So you're just suffocating them right now? No, I haven't put it on that.

Oh, get on it. Morgan number two, do. Any clear fingernail polish? Yeah, I do. Or just colored. No, not right. Just use the colored fingernail polish. Just have red, I mean, these are bad dots.

I mean, they're hardcore. So anyway, he came and didn't, he didn't even charge me. That's cool. That's nice. He came in house and was like, super nice. This guy's so dumb. I can't, I can't charge him. Well, he felt bad

I was like, dude, look in the sheets though Because I was like trying to get him to find him I was begging him to find him like Come on man, I don't even find him there But come look at my dirty clothes Look through all of this And so he's looking for There's no bed bugs

And then he's like, man I can't charge you And I was like all right He goes, how about a free book though? And I'm like what? Give me a sign book Oh, he knew who you were He did Okay, did you give him a book?

I did, yeah, of course Yeah, of course What did you write in it? I was like Thank you for your bedbug education Because he told me all about bed bugs. That's cool. And I was like, hey, I hope this inspires you.

That's pretty awesome, man. But I don't have bed bugs. And I was even too embarrassed to put up that I might on Insta story. Because I just felt, I'd all forgive you and be okay. I know. I just felt like they're probably might. It's not your fault. I know.

Amy, I was Headlice kid, though, and I just reminded me of that. I know. You know? It took me back to being taken out of class because I had a headlice. Well, those days are over now. I don't know that's what happened this weekend. 63 today. Are you all-time favorite actor?

What's your favorite Tomics movie? Forest Gump. Hands down. I have my Forrest Gump shoes on today, by the way. Yeah, the running? I was running. I was running. I was running.

I'm wearing them to Jerry Duda today. Those are my favorite shoes that you have. Like, of all the ones that you wear? Do you own these? No, no, no, the ones that you have. I know. But do you have a pair of these? No.

What size are you? 10 and a half. Hey, we'll see what happens. You get the Jerry shoes. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, I'm like Santa shoes, you know? Okay, so, name that Tom Hanks' movie. Tom Hanks movie. Hey, by the way, Morgan number two, are you a Tom Hanks fan or is he too old for you?

No, I love Tom Hanks. What's your favorite Tom Hanks movie? Well, honestly, probably Toy Story. See? Yeah. But he transcends generations. That doesn't make my top 50. Toy Story?

No. I don't even consider it real. It's a cartoon. Yeah. I'll give you the generic plot of a Tom Hanks movie. You give me the title. Am ready? Yeah.

After wishing to be made big, a teenage boy. Amy. Well, let me finish it because it's not a speedy. It's a listener. It's not a speed racer. Oh, oh, okay. I want the listeners to play, too. After wishing to be made big, a teenage boy wakes the next morning and finds himself mysteriously in the body of an adult. Go ahead, aim?

Big. Big, she said. Great movie. There you can. Let's go over to Lunchbox. Yep. A recently widowed man's son calls on a radio show in an attempt to find his dad a partner. What Tom Hakes' movie is at?

You've Got Mail? Do you want me to? Sure. Sleepless in Seattle. Sleepless in Seattle. That's a great movie. Eddie. Yeah. Two business rivals who despise each other in real life

unwittingly fall in love over the internet. You got mail. That is correct. Yeah. 24-year-old Morgan number two, you want to hop in this? Yeah, I'll try. A detective must adopt the dog of a dead man to help him find a murderer. What?

It's a good one, Morgan, too. It's so good. Ooh, yeah. Yeah, I got no idea. It's before you as well. I ask. Turner and Hooch. Yeah, I have no idea.

No idea. You ever heard of that? No. No. No. No. No. Amy.

NASA must devise a strategy to return a spacecraft to Earth. Tom makes in this. What is it? The three astronauts are on board in jeopardy. Oh, oh, oh, Apollo 13?

Uh-oh. Apollo 13. Yeah, that's right. Now you're right. Pretty easy, huh? Eddie. Yeah. The true story.

of a 2009 hijacking by pirates. Oh, yeah. Captain Phillips. That's true. I'm your captain now. I'm your captain now. The first thought in my head was, okay, never mind. What's what? No, no, no, I'm not going to say.

A local Pennsylvania band scores a one-hit wonder in 1964, AIM. What? This is tough, Amy. Great movie, though. Come on. A local, I don't know. Ah. It's called That Thing You Do.

That's correct. I love that. That was good. Yes. Doing that thing you do. Breaking my heart into a million pieces like you always do. Oh, come on. How about that?

Is that melaninated? Huh? Eddie wins. He was going to win any one. I mean, I know them all. Yeah. Did you see the chip story about how much airs and bag of chips? No.

A lot. Yeah, way more than there is chips. Well, no. Yes. Some of them, yes. Sure. They did this story, and what they did is they had. these bags of chips and they

some of them were like Doritos was number one like over 50% oh man more of the bags was air than chips such a rip off but like Cheetos there are a lot of Cheetos in those bags yeah and well there's a lot of air in the Cheeto too so there's a bunch of air

that's a thing too that was a whole story there was also this do you see the flight attendant the JetBlue flight attendants that what happened so here's the thing about flight attendants though is that they actually I'll tell you this story they were flying up in Boston this couple and they have a bulldog

and the bulldog has trouble breathing so the flight attendant comes up and like saves the bulldog with an oxygen mask and chokes the bulldog Wow cute So but here's the thing I was reading this whole story about flight attendants Why I bring this up

And what happens with flight attendants is All this They're serving like drinks and stuff Yeah They do like 5% of their trainings That part that we see 95% of training to be a flight attendant is the just in case is the case something goes wrong.

Oh, wow. Like we really, and I say we collectively, we should really appreciate what's happening if you're on a flight because what they can do just in case. Because we're always like, give me my crackers. Yeah, give me my drink.

Rettles. But that's really, they don't even really train for that. They go and they have to go away for like a week and train 12 hours a day. And what they're training is all the just in cases. I read this whole fascinating article. You're right. Flight attendant.

I thought they'd spend all their time trying to show you how to buckle. No, really. They spend 5% of their time learning all the stuff that we see and 95% learning the just-in-cases. Interesting. I'm always fascinated that they get the drinks right from seat to seat because it's so many. I mean, I'm sure it's easy, but I feel like I would get off a row a lot and end up giving... An 8-year-old's got a whiskey sour.

Here you go, Timmy. I feel good. As soon as I leave today, I'm going to do some Jerry Duty. I'm going to be so good at it. Sometimes you just know in life what you're destined for. I'm destined for Jerry Doody. If they give me some crappy case, if I walk in and somebody let the air out of somebody's tires.

Oh, yeah. Waste of time. Waste of my awesome jurors. You don't get LeBron and say, Hey, LeBron, commentate hockey. You're the LeBron of jurors. Yeah, I am. I'm already a judge, Judge, Common Sense.

That's true. You tell the judge that today. Yeah. Your Highness, I'm a judge. I am Judge Commentsent. So if you have any questions about what you're doing out there. Yeah. Hey, Lauren in Florida.

Oh, there you are. Hey, Lauren, you there? I'm here. Hey, so you were a jury coordinator for three years? I was. I just wanted to give you a little dose of reality so you're not too disappointed. There's a lot of waiting sometimes with jury duty, and sometimes they don't even pick a jury for two days.

Oh. Or you might be sent home within the first hour without even seeing a lot. courtroom. They wouldn't dare send me home. I'll be honest. Lauren, for a second there, you suck the air out of Bobby's excitement. Ruined his Monday. I know. I don't want

you to go in there so excited and get crushed without any possibility of knowing that that could happen. But isn't there also a possibility that I'm probably like taking down a street gang? Absolutely. Absolutely. That's cool. That's cool. What if I get El Chapo's case? Oh.

Like they... Everybody. You know what I mean? I'm just saying that it's limitless. Like Dr. Seuss, this thing, the places I will go with this jury duty today. I don't know what you're talking about. It could go anywhere. Yeah, go ahead, Amy.

Well, I don't know. You're just saying, like, you're going to be so good. They're automatically going to be like, you know, we weren't even, like, vetting for El Chapo people, but we're just going to go and send them up to New York. Yeah. Listen, I think what they'll do is, I'll go and I'll do my jury duty. And it's like the minor leagues, right? And they'll be like, we've got to bump into the major leagues.

They'll send me to a bigger case automatically. So there are jury scouts. out there you think so yeah from what I was reading so yeah hey Lauren thank you I mean I needed that dose of reality now I'm in a better place I'm gonna juror the crap out of people I'm gonna walk by and they're gonna be like who's that boy a juror a juror a juror that's him wow juror number 69 that's me that's it's so dumb that's all I do today though yeah Bobby bones dot com oh the Bobbi Bones show here's Amy's pile of stories Okay, I got to tell you all about something I saw on Twitter, and it's kind of creepy.

So people are scratching scary messages into bananas at the grocery store before they turn brown. So with their finger, they're writing in things like, I know what you did. So when people buy them, take them home as the bananas start to age and turn brown, the I know what you did turns up. Love it. I saw that. I laughed out loud. So, yeah, it's not. So just heads up.

Did you tell your wife? That happened to me. Did I tell my wife what? Oh, no, they must know. Because they can be anything. Throw the banana away. It could be anything. It could be anything from that I didn't do the laundry or infidelity.

You know? Oh, no, no, the banana knows. Yes, I did. That's a funny one. What else? Well, Prince Louis is having his christening. Who, Prince Louis? Is that singer?

Is Prince Louis a singer? Is he one direction? No. It's William and Kate's baby. Oh, one direction. That's funny. Yeah, Louis. Yeah.

So following the service, everyone that's invited to the tea, they're going to eat slices of cake that are seven years old because a tear that's taken from the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge wedding cake is going to be served. I just thought that was like really cool. Then will they sing, because you don't know you're beautiful. Yeah. And that's what makes you beautiful. Prince Louis. I don't know. Does anybody still have any of their wedding cake in their freezer?

Never know. Oh. Dang. Nobody married me. I meant the married people. Oh, you said anybody. I thought, anybody? No.

What else, same? Okay. Well, college majors, maybe some people are trying to decide what they're going to major, and if they're listening right now, I have the ones that are going to help you get a job the fastest. And then I thought we could kind of share what all we majored in. Okay, what's going to, I'm going to guess some sort of finance job, get you, major, get your job fastest. What is it?

Number one is business. Okay, there you go. Two is engineering, which seems hard. Probably is. I mean business is no eating Prince Louis cake. Let's be honest. That's pretty tough too. All right, go ahead.

Three is computer and information sciences. Yeah. And four is communication technologies. Yeah, all smart people things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, I've studied, I have a couple, but I did radio television on the main thing. And then I'd oddly, and I never thought I would use it. But I wrote in college.

You're a writer. Yeah. I have second major. Wow. I know. two bestsellers later. Like it's a second major or like a minor? No, minors in French.

And I don't know any French either. Oh, boy. I'm a terrible writer, though. Like, I left college and not know what I was doing. Number one New York Times bestseller. You know, the proofs in the puddin. That's right. Amy?

Okay, I don't have a second major, but I majored in agricultural development, but I have an emphasis, which is just short of a minor in political science. There you go. Eddie? Broadcast journalism? Yeah. I'm a terrible writer, too. And you graduated.

I did, yeah. Lunchbox almost graduated. What was yours? Yeah, I was double major, speech communication and public relations and a minor in general business. Yeah, see, none of our stuff matters. How smart do I sound, though? Well, you didn't finish, so no, not really. Yeah.

I mean, but when you say, oh, yeah, I got a speech communication and public relations and a minor in general business. But you didn't graduate, though. You're one class short. That's the most frustrating thing about all that. You're one class short. Yeah, because that council makes it sounds like that. What is that class? I don't even know.

Some case study or something, I don't know. But I'm not going back. A counselor making me double major. That's what was so hard. Yeah, they made you. I am you good? Yeah, that's my pile. All right.

That was Amy's pile of stories. It's a Bobby Bonn's show. Amy, you know where I'm going right now, right? Where? Oh, yeah, jury. Going to serve justice. Yeah. That's right.

So I'm headed there now. Oh, my gosh. I hope you get picked. What do you mean get picked? Of course I might get picked. They probably already have, they're already ready for me. They probably know how many of these shows I've been watching. Uh-huh.

Yeah. You're basically an expert juror. Of course. Like, I'm here to serve justice. Mamajamas. Yes. I can't wait to hear all about the trial. Man.

I can't wait to watch it. That's right. On C-SPAN. Yeah. You're going to be such a good juror today. Okay. You're going to be on Nancy Grace. I'll be like, Nancy, that's not what happened.

I'm already going to write a book. And I don't care when it is. But when it's done, I'm writing the book about it. My third book. My time on the jury. Okay. I'm going to do jury duty. Thank you all.

Amy, lunchbox, Eddie, Ramundo. Court dismissed. Mike D. Morgan number two. Everybody have a good day. We'll see tomorrow. And I'll come with stories about the laws and the jaws of justice. If you even come back.

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