The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby is Single for the Holidays + Amy has a Girls Night + Our Worst Nightmares

Episode Date: December 18, 2017

Someone puts a note on Bobby's desk about being single for the holidays, Amy has a girls night with all the ladies from the show and what everyone's worst nightmare would be. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yeah, you're pronouncing it wrong. Oh. Save Moss. Oh, who saved a lot. As in like Save more in Spanish. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He wants to tell our listeners how to save money.

Go ahead. So Dave Ramsey has his ways of saving money or whatever, and I've tried all of his techniques, and I feel like I have a couple better ones. Okay, here's Eddie telling you how to save money for Christmas presents here. Eddie Ramsey. And it's nothing crazy. And you've probably heard of it before, but I'm telling you it works.

This weekend, last weekend, I bought a Christmas tree and I used the price comparison technique where I got another store that had the same tree and found a lower price. And I bought the tree and I said, but this store has it for $35. You're trying to sell it to me for $50. And they fell for it. I got the tree for $35. How cool is that? I've never done that before. And it totally worked.

And the lady goes, you got us. And I was like, yes, Merry Christmas. And I was like, yeah, that's good. Yeah, save Moss. And then another one that always works is I tell them, I order whatever, and I say, do you have a coupon for that? Because the days of going to the newspaper cutting out coupons, those are no more. Now you go and you tell them right there, do you have a coupon for this or any promo deals? Wow.

Guys, I'm telling you, like four times out of five, they say, actually we do. And they pull it out and scan it? They don't even pull it out. They just say, yeah, it's 25% off this. If you ask for it. If you ask for it. I'm telling you, that is how you save Moss. Okay.

Merry Christmas. We get it. Got it. If I'm working at the store and you do the thing to me where you're like, this is the thing at the store, it's this price. Yeah, yeah. Like this other store has it for this much. Then go to the other store. That's what I say.

I totally thought they were going to say that. But they didn't. They did it. They said, you got us. You win, sir. You win. We'll lower the price. prize for you. Wow. There you go. Hey, Merry Christmas and Merry Save Mom. Yes.

The Bobby Bones Show. Bobby Bones. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. So senior corporal Keith Bradshaw and officer Candace Spragans of the Hillsborough Police Department. They were called the local food line, which is a grocery store. They said, hey, we got someone stealing food. So they went up to her, name was Teresa. And she was like, hey, listen, I got three adopted kids. I'm stealing food because I don't have it. And so they checked the story out and it was true. They went back and bought all that and then bought more.

And they spent $140.40 for their own money on groceries. Got people to donate from the police department and bought her more groceries. Wow. So you hate that she was in that situation. I know. When I hear stories like this, it makes me want to, like, and you hear someone stealing. I know. Which makes you think twice and like how little grace like, ugh.

Like how, what if I was in that desperate situation? I'd for sure steal. I just hope you didn't get caught. To feed people? Yeah, I know. Yeah, it's hard. To these officers and do those police officers that I see you. I see you.

That was I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. The Bobby Bones Show. Would you ban your kids from talking in the car? Nettie, you have two kids. Yeah. We've done it before. Just no talking?

Well, we don't ban it. We just say stuff like, let's play a game. The first one to talk loses the game. And they're all like, oh, okay, okay. It's a quiet game. Fun game. You're a nine-year-old still falls for the quiet game. Yeah, he loves the quiet game.

He's like, I win every time. And we're the winners. There's a mom, and she was like, hey, I don't let the kids talk because it bothers me hot when I drive. It's a distraction. The kids are banned from talking, period, in the car. You imagine, like, bus drivers that take a bus full of kids to home and school? That'd be crazy. It would be crazy.

Shout out to bus drivers. Shout out to bus drivers. You have to be numb to it. Mm-hmm. And just not, because my bus drivers didn't care. They just drove. They didn't care about what's happening back there. They had that big rearview mirror right above their bedroom.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's huge. When I was later on riding the bus, they put a video camera in to film, but I don't think there was anything in the box. I think it was just a mirror, and they said there was a camera in there. Sneaky. Lunchbox had a fight with a bus driver once.

Oh, we were having a paper warrant. It was a substitute bus. driver, like I think it was the last day of school. And I was getting off the bus and I tossed a piece of paper back at the trash can and he thought I was throwing it in him and he slammed me up against the fence and then threw me back on the bus and took me back to school. That would never happen today. Didn't your friend like jump in and be?

No. Did Forrest and Aaron my boys jump in and help me? No. But who jumped on the bus driver's back? Luke the Juke Whaley. One guy that just lived in the neighborhood was just kind of, he played football with us sometimes. but he jumped in to save the day.

So you throw the paper, not the bus driver. He stops the bus. No, I was getting off the bus. And it was off the step. And I just kind of tossed it at the trash can. And he thought I was throwing it in him, jumps off the bus, boom, up against the fence. The school called my parents were like, please don't sue us. Please don't sue us.

And Luke the Juke saved you. Luke the Juke Whaley. Oh, yes, back at it. It's Monday. But we're still bringing you the positivity. Here's the positivity. It's Monday. and you're still alive and kicking.

Most people aren't saying that. You know why? Because they're not alive or kicking. Most people that exist aren't even around anymore. How about that? That's deep. That's right. You're around.

All right, time for me something good. Tell me something good. Go for it, Amy. Give me that good news. So there was a really big storm that went down at a camp where some Boy Scouts and their families were supposed to go camping. I mean, trees fell down.

There was all kinds of damage. Nobody was hurt, thankfully, but volunteers from around the area, they all gathered together and cleaned up the camp, cleaned up all the debris so that the Boy Scouts and the families could still go camping and it didn't cost any money. Good for them. Lunchbox. Old Rand and Jackie are from New Jersey. They're a grandparent of three. Their daughter was diagnosed with lupus, so they volunteered to take the kids in.

And, you know, they don't have enough money. They're on retirement. Hit the lottery for a million bucks. Wow. No big deal. NBD. How about this? Here's police.

and they're ticketing children for doing the right thing. Oh. So they're not pulling cars over, but if they see a kid in a bicycle helmet, they'll go and stop them and be like, hey, I got you free ice cream ticket. And they're giving them things like ice cream tickets,

drink tickets, there's one that gave them a pie certificate to go to the pie shop. That's cool. Like they're seeing kids do the right things. If you can pick up litter, when I'm going to give them a pie certificate. So I like that.

Police officers thinking outside the box to make the community better. And they do that a lot, and that stuff doesn't get talked about enough. So shout out to our men in blue out there. That's something good. That's telling me something good. Get your Bobby Bones on the Bobby Bones Show.

Somebody left this note on my desk. The benefits of being single during the holidays, the person did not leave their name. As one of you, folks, it's fine. Number one, you can decide and decorate any way you want, which means no decorations in my house. Okay. In the past, she's decorated.

This year Number two You have fewer gifts to buy True I do like buying gifts though Like I like really putting in the effort But yeah okay

Number three you can do exactly what you want I mean I do that anyway Right Let's be you So far not a lot of No difference benefits here Everyone's in a celebratory mood there are tons of parties and activities to go to.

Okay. Yeah, I'm not really an activity person. And then it's a great time to meet people. Oh, that's true. That's cool. A lot of people are off work and are out and about with tons of free time. Go spark up conversation. See, I'm not much into sparking up conversation.

But, yeah, whoever left me that note, I appreciate that. I know you're looking out for me. How do we feel about psychics in general? Like, I believe... Like, I'm not going to pay money. I think if somebody's psychic, they're not setting up a house on the side of the road. Yeah.

If there's some... Listen, I think anyone that's advertised themselves as a psychic is not a psychic. What? Anybody. Even with a neon sign? I would think that if there's somebody with psychic powers, which I don't have never been seen or shown that there was,

they wouldn't have this power to also not have to show people. I agree with you. Waste of money. Oh, I disagree. Oh, I'm not into it. You're into it? I wouldn't say I'm into it, but I think there's something about it because they can tell you stuff that you're just like, wow. And they do it all the time.

But the one thing I do have a problem with is why don't they tell you, like, okay, there's going to be a fire at this house if they can predict everything. If there were a real psychic, they wouldn't be telling us they're a real psychic. Do you understand how they'd be putting a cage? Exactly. They'd be, huh? You're crazy. Yes. Police say a psychic and her son cheated an elderly man out of $150,000.

There you go. Because they said they would rid him of evil spirits. Oh, no. They now face theft at conspiracy charges. There's an old guy, and he just kept paying them because they were like, we got... My point is, if someone really was a psychic and they were really able to nail things, you don't think we would take them... It'll be like an alien. There would be no unsolved anything.

Right, and we would take them and put them somewhere and make them do all the work. And almost jail them for their powers. The same way we would do an alien if we found an alien around? You don't think we'd put that thing in a cage? We might have them somewhere. You know what I'm saying? Okay. This is a Bidibon show.

Bobby Bones. That's not real. Amy said she saw a tour bus drive by the building yesterday. No, I did. And they're going by, you know, they point out various landmarks throughout Nashville. And as I'm walking to my car on the side of the street by the station, I hear the driver of the truck on the microphone being like, and this radio station here is home to Bobby Bones. And I was like, shut out.

What up? I was like, you made it in life. You are now an official tour stop. I mean, I know they go all up and down music row, but I mean, I didn't know they commented on our building and gave a shout out to Bobby. I didn't either. And I thought, you promised you're not full of it?

I swear to you everything. I just happened to be at the right place, at the right time, and heard the driver on the microphone or whoever speaks, say radio station right there, home to Bobby Bones. Remember when Luke Ryan came in and he walked over here? And they drove right up next to him and didn't even know it was him. Like he just walking, like, hey. They asked him for directions.

He's like, I'm Luke Brian No, he didn't say that Oh, I thought he did No Wait, one person recognized them Yeah And I started taking a pick But everybody else was clueless

And Luke's just standing there Walking over to us Okay So funny And he was like, y'all I'm gonna believe this Or how's it going to look? He said, the craziest thing happened today, guys

What happened? A tour bus One of them tour buses That come up and down Music Road stopped by And asked me for directions And I was like They don't know it's me

That was so awesome Do you know the company out? I wish I'd like to shout them out No I don't Was one of those pedal taverns? No Okay good But it's a big old bus

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Cover Tennessee whiskey Oh I might stab my ears out Really? Yeah Because I was doing a bunch of work stuff and it's like three bars out of five it was like

you can't sing right that was my question are they doing a justice or are they just no wasting time but no it's a very famous song but they should stop doing it there are lots of famous songs what song do you hate to hear people cover do you guys have one that one and I don't want to like hearing people

do sublime why I like I like doing it the raging it is to it but I don't like to anybody else do it because that one kind of annoys me because we do it because it's easy fun. And I'm like, if you're doing it, you're selling out, and then you're doing something easy. Yeah. What song do you hate to hear people cover? Lunchbox? I think it's Aretha Franklin.

The one where we used to go to American Idol things and people... Edith James. Yes. Edith James. At least. Oh, my goodness. Please stop. You can't sing that song. Eddie, anything... I don't like when they do Johnny Cash covers. I guess, Ring of Fire

specifically, because that's kind of the go-to. Ugh. Get over it. Stop it. A man in black does that Because everybody does it Everyone does it Do you have any Amy? Are you just love with the world? I honestly really couldn't think of anything

Yeah, that's okay Yeah, I don't lie You love all covers, all songs People can do whatever they want You're a loving person It's awesome The Bobby Bon Show Lunchbox lets his dog go to the bathroom

In people's yards all time And doesn't pick it up, right? Correct It's kind of your thing That's just the way of the world It's fertilizer, it's whatever It's just inconvenient And it's been going on for years

and there's no reason to change now. So the irony is he sees someone letting their dog use the bathroom, except it's not in a yard. Where was it? It was in the airport. Wait, what? In the airport. In the airport.

Literally right there on the carpet. Like, you know, how people have their dogs walking around now on leashes. She had one of those stretchable leashes, and the dog starts to squat to go to the bathroom. Two? Leaves two big old logs, and then she just drags the dog away. You could have just said number two. Right.

Yeah. Oh, number two. I thought you guys would be having droppings. There, dude. Yeah. So, wait, she didn't pick it up in the yard? No. And it was like, it's kind of like brownish carpet.

It's dark carpet. Oh, so she thought it was a camp flogged in? No. No. How horrible if you're like boarding a flight and you step in that. Nothing to see. Wait. Did you not say something to her?

No, she was going one way. I was going the other. I was running late. But you saw. Citizens arrest? Listen. I avoided it. So I avoided it. So I would work.

worried about it. What kind of human lets her dog take a crap in an airport? A bad one. And then lets it just go. Yeah, because then she walked into like a restaurant or whatever. Like she went to. And you said nothing? Said, I mean, there's other people around. Why is it my job? I don't know. We need to get that picked up. Was it a service dog? Oh, no. It doesn't matter? It doesn't matter. Yeah. It was like a little poor. Why? What if she couldn't see? Or she didn't know what the dog was doing? Oh, you mean if it was like a seeing eye dog. Right.

Oh, it is? Okay. Lunchbox is like, oh yeah, minor detail. She was blind. No, no, no, no, no. Okay. Just check it. Okay, well, if you're listening and that's you, you're a bad person for that. So I look better now.

No, you don't look better. This is not a make lunchbox like better segment. Did you go pick it up? No, I went to get on the airplane. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. Kelly, Columbus, Georgia. Yes.

What up? What's up? I'm so glad you called. What would you like to ask? I was curious if Amy still shaves her face. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. I was just going to reset it.

It's amazing. It's like a man. She puts shaving cream on the whole day. No, it's no shaving cream, just like your face soap. And, yeah, when did I start that? Like, three or four years ago. Yeah, the weird thing is about 945 on the show. She starts to get a shadow.

It's not true. It's a 945 shadow. No, it's for peach fuzz. It's not like a real. Well, and this is ridiculous. I definitely don't want to say this on there because I feel like people that know me might listen and make fun of me later on. But sometimes I feel like I have the same thing, but I don't want to tell my boyfriend that I'm going to shave my face. Oh, yeah.

My husband doesn't like to know about it. And in fact, he says if like if he happens to walk in and see it, it's kind of not good because he's like, I don't know, I lose attractive points or something. It's like, he needs three days. He's like, okay, I'll talk to you a little bit. He has to recover from it. But I just, you know, when I'm washing my face, just do it right. Real quick. Boom, boom, boom, good to go. Lock the door.

Yeah, lock the door. Yeah. Or I just do it when he's not home or something. But about like once a week and all my girlfriends have started doing it, family members, they all still do it too. Who cares? Do it. Shave your face, Kelly. Get rid of the peach mess. Just grow like goatee.

No. What? It's not because we could grow a actual beard. It's just, and plus you'll have smooth skin. It's amazing. That's it. Okay. Yeah.

And I mean, I feel like it's kind of soft. But then whenever I look really close, I can see the little. Yeah. And when you're in the sunlight, everyone can see. I shouldn't make jokes. Kelly, thank you for calling. I appreciate you. Bye, Kelly.

Okay. Thank you. The Bobby Bones show. Bones. We had a whole girl's weekend. I heard. Where it was her, both the Morgans and Hillary. And Amy's life.

The girls on the show. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and they're all 24. Are they all 24? Yeah, except for, yeah. Yeah. How'd that go? Because you're 36?

Yeah. Did you feel like an older sister or a mom? I felt like I was mom. Yeah. Having the girls over. Just talking about life. But you're only 12 years older. Yeah.

When I was 12, they weren't porn. I know, but I'm saying that's not really mom. That's more older sister. I felt like mom. But I mean, I guess it was fine. They kept telling me I was more like older sister. And then we had like a group text afterwards. And Morgan number two,

which tall web girl was like, I mean, maybe even like younger sister. Maybe. Oh, stop. Morgan number two. How was, did you go to Amy's house? Yeah, I did. Do you look at her closet?

I didn't. You didn't go to the same closet? Oh, man. But she got clothes from it. You guys could have all just hung in the closet the whole night. That had been cool. It's that big. I can't believe you don't go to that.

Did you go to the Taj Magrash also? You see that she's building in the back? No, we didn't. That's like going to Disneyland and not seeing that big thing in Disneyland. No, they went and saw the kids' rooms. They did? Yeah. Did you guys have fun?

Oh, it was so much fun. What was fun about it? Did she make you eat like sprouts and stuff? No, but she did make her awesome queso, the little cash-in-caseo? The vegan one? And Bobby, you like it. Don't lie. I only like it until you tell me what it is.

Once Amy made a chocolate cake and I was like, you know, I'm a splurred to have chocolate. I was enjoying the chocolate cake. It's one of the best chocolate cakes I had in like three months. It was like, mm-mm, chocolate cake. She goes, oh, that's black bean chocolate. He loved it. It's not good anymore. That's also the same night you were eating the queso, and I was like, you know, that's

vegan case. made from cashews. And he was like eating the whole thing. And then the minute I told him it was vegan, he's like, bleh. It wasn't cheese? No, is the cheese? Cheese was made from cashews. Interesting.

It's like cashew. And so you gave the girls a bunch of your clothes? Yeah. Yeah, she had this whole pile of clothes. And we just all went over there. I was like picking and choosing from Amy's clothes. It was awesome. That's one of the benefits of like us being like, I mean, that was generation older.

We have like two generations. on the show? Oh yeah, we cover a spread. Well, there's three. There's three. No, no. Stop. And then there's, but like, Mike D, I gave up a bunch of my clothes. Because work makes me buy all this new clothes all the time. And so Mike D wears my clothes that are almost brand new. Yeah. So are you guys going to feel ridiculous about wearing them into work? No, not at all. They're like super cute and stylish. I wouldn't even have those things. Like, she can pull off more than I can pull off.

Mike, do you ever feel wearing my clothes? You know, I get so many compliments when I wear your clothes. That's good. Okay, good. It's all good. Yeah, no. Pass it on it down to me. We're all going to start looking like Bobby and Amy.

Everyone. Not we, you're older than that. She's passing it down to us. Yeah. Yeah. We're like the big siblings passing it down to our little sister. Yeah. Won't you pass us something down, Big Brother?

Or bell bottom. Here you go, guys. Bobby bones. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Ball show. Can you bite your fingernails? No. Yeah, I do.

And I can hang nails. crazy, then I rip them out, and they bleed. Gross. And I'm not gross, but is it, okay. I find it weird, you bite your fingernails because you're a germ-do. I always watch my hands before I do, though. Oh, you prep? I do.

I prep biting. Okay, talk to me to bite my fingernails. I'm going to go sanitize. Is that weird? Because I scrub as much as I can before I bought my fingernails. Now that I know you scrub, I guess it's not weird. Nope. But, but I just don't get people that buy, like my husband will bite his nail.

I don't get it. Like, why would you want to bite your nail? I know it's nervous. I don't know. It's like a habit thing. It's a nerve anxiety thing. Lunchbox clips his toenails. I know.

Just because he's a people clip their toenails, but then he sets them aside and then eats them. They're protein. They're not. They're not. They're hair. Yeah, it's hair. Yes, it's not.

Yes, it is. It's not hair, you fools. Okay. Who's the doctor here? There's not all of us. Exactly. So you guys don't know. Well, then what are nails.

You got us. He got us. You should Google that, though. All right. Morning, Corny. The morning corny. What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? What do the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?

You mean a great dill to me. That was the morning corny. Think about it. When you're on a date, like say a guy and a girl out on a date and they order sandwiches and there's pickles or something. As a guy, you could tell your girl date that joke. And she'll be like, oh, I'm gee, you're so cute. I don't want to date you. If she says OMG back, I'm like, I'm dating somebody way too young for me.

Or I'm, lunchbox, your computer's on fire over there. You look at something up. Well, I thought she was going to say, what's the deal? That's one of the joke. I thought he was going to say, I looked it up and fingernails her hair. Yeah. Oh, oh, toe nails. Oh, no, never mind.

He's so good. Is it supposed to floss your dog's teeth? That sounds weird. Yeah, that's what my vet was saying. you should start as a puppy so your dog gets used to it and then it'll be no problem by the time they're older and I was like okay well my dog's 11 so we're just going to go and live that floss-free life

like she's good I cannot traumatize her by pinning her down to floss her teeth I can't even brush her teeth I've tried it just doesn't happen so yeah we just deal with it it does make sense that if there are teeth you should floss them but we're just not hearing about this and again my dog's not taking the flossing my dog doesn't I think the brushing. But I have been pouring the special doggy mouthwash into her water bowl, and it definitely has helped. Yeah, I put, like, a squeeze of some stuff in there, too.

Yeah. So that's as far as we go with dental care. We're good. She's 11. You know, we just came around at the wrong time. Because in 10 years, our dogs are going to have... Braces. They're going to have...

Stop. Retainers after the braces. They're going to have all that, man. Back in the day, you just love... A night guard. She's like cavemen. Yeah. So apparently, but try to flush your dog's teeth.

Let me know how that goes. You really want me to try? Is there dog floss, by the way? Because that probably ended up getting something stuck in my dog's teeth. She didn't try to sell me anything specific. So, at least she didn't have it. Because I feel like every time I go to the vet, they're trying to like, you need this for your dog. Oh, yeah.

It's like the oil change place. Yeah. You know what? We found a little something wrong with the kidney. We're going to need you to. I can just use some of mine. I'll try. No, I don't get it.

duck. Does anyone brush her dog's teeth? Negative. Yeah, I don't either. And I don't think that's crazy anymore. Five years ago, that was crazy. But our dogs are older than that. Hmm. Okay, I'll try for us.

No, I just said, don't. I thought you said you wanted me to try. My gentle glide isn't going to get stuck in her teeth. Okay, let me know how they go. All right, so Amy was booking a reservation because she's taking her husband out. They're having a special night. Yeah. Well, us and some friends. So kind of a nicer restaurant, special occasion, friends flying into town, whatnot.

So I thought, hey, we're going to kind of go to one of the restaurants with, like, you know, $3 signs next to it. Oh, dang. Like, you know, when you go to Yelp, it's like $1, $2 signs, $3 signs. Well, this one had $3 signs. I'm like, okay. You know, then also I notice when I'm booking the reservation online, it says that no cell phones are allowed in the dining room. Well, that's cool. Awesome.

They don't even have one of those cute little box. It's not about being trendy and having one of those little boxes that you put your cell phone into. It's just like, I think they've been this way for a while. It's just their thing. Like, it's a nice restaurant and they don't want you to have your cell phone out. Terrible. Yeah. I'm like, wait.

How did I know you disagree with this? I would not be going. Yeah. And then if it is such cool food, like don't they want people Instagramming it? They obviously don't. They don't eat it. It's so good. It's so good.

Can you not take a group picture together at your table? Because they say no cell phone. Good question. They didn't say no cameras. So I guess you could have to get the disposal of that one. And he's hauling in the cake when you wind it. So do you leave your cell phones in the car? Interesting.

Yeah. What do you think we should do? Test it. See what they do when you have your phone? Yeah. Get it out. Walk in and be like, here we are. Like you're shooting an instant story.

We're here. See what they do. Yeah. I don't know. I've just never seen that advertise as like a thing. I don't like the phones are bad on all the, like, phones aren't bad, phones are great. I mean, I think this, I'm not joking. This is the kind of place where I think this role was implemented even with like Zach Morris phones.

Like the big ones or like the flip phones. I don't think it has anything to do with like technology and smartphones and people having face-to-face conversation. It's just an old school rule. I guess. Well, if I can't tweet, I can't eat. That's not real. Bobby Bones Show. What happened you're on hold with somebody?

Yeah, on the holds was their company. and you know how there's an automated recording. Why were you calling our company? Because I couldn't access my work email. Okay. And nothing was working online, no support help desk like I could do there. So I was trying to speak to a human. I needed a human.

It's all I needed. And I kept getting an annoying operator. Please listen care. If you're a clue. That's my voice. That's you, dude. You are the annoying operator and I could not get rid of you. Oh my goodness.

There's more. I didn't know I was the voice of this. You don't remember doing that? Prince one. How do you report? record a phone call. How'd you do this? Well, I has called it from another phone and then used my phone to record him on that. I need

a human because I need to change my password. Bobby. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Or broadcast system support, please press four. Are you like, I know you. Hey. There's more I like him like trying to yell at you. To hear these options again at any time. Bobby. They're experiencing longer than usual weekend.

Please try again later. If you need to reset your password No, Bobby. It was just funny to actually I've never known the voice that's like Speaking the options to me And I was just so irritated with you You weren't even really there I don't worry I feel something about you a lot of times

Oh Yeah How about this? How about this? Okay how about that? I think who's updated their phones? Me? No, I haven't in like 281 weeks

Do you think the same theory theory? Siri's sexier Her voice is sexier Oh goodness No, I have an Australian dude Oh, oh, okay You're already on that, huh? But they've like, Siri sounds like hot now

Oh. Yeah, there's a new one. Okay. It's the same voice, but they've like made her more human. Yeah, never mind. AI. Forget I said that, right? Bobby Bones.

You know what somebody says, Oh, man, that's my worst nightmare. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was thinking of mine. We'll go around the room, like, what's your worst nightmare? Mine is being stuck in traffic. and I'm late to a meeting and I can do nothing about it.

That's so nothing. That's your worst nightmare? That's terrible. Oh my gosh. I'm on time everywhere all the time and if it's like a big meeting or like I have to go and that's my worst nightmare. It's being helpless.

Like I can't even jump out of my car and run. It's my worst nightmare. Not being able to get somewhere on time. Worst nightmare. Amy? Mine is a spider crawling into my ear and hatching a bunch of baby spiders and then them coming out.

Really is. It's my worst nightmare. It could happen, though. It happens to people all the time I see on the internet. Yeah, fake news. Lunch bikes. My biggest fear is just coming upon a snake when I don't expect it. And it's just lying in wait.

And there I am. And I'm trapped. And it's just me and the snake. And I can't do anything. Or if I, like, get in bed and it's under my sheets. Just anywhere. I have these thoughts all the time about what if I go around that corner and there's a snake? Or I'm walking the dog, mowing the grass.

And here comes a snake. Oh! So, I don't want to be late. Amy doesn't want spiders and LachBox doesn't want snakes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Eddie, what is your worst nightmare? Producer Eddie? Mine is a home invasion with maybe like I'm napping or something and I wake up in my house

like stealing my stuff. I wouldn't know what to do. Oh, that's so scary to me. What would you do? Oh, well, I have baseball bats now. So I'd grab my baseball bat and if the kids were home, I'd tell them to grab theirs. And we'd smack them hard. There you go.

There's all of our worst nightmare. Ray, what's your worst nightmare? Sleeping in, man, and missing part of the show, being late. Yeah, that one I can understand. Whose is the scariest? Mine, for sure. Mine, for sure. Mine.

Our producer, Eddie, has two kids, a four-year-old and a nine-year-old. Two boys, and because of that, we do. And the issues with the four-year-old because he does not want to wear pants, right? Yeah, and it's cold outside. And the dude will not wear pants. What do you mean won't wear pants? So we tell him like, all right, we're going wherever, and you're like, go upstairs and get dressed. And he always comes down with his little sports shorts, he calls them.

And it's like Under Armour Nike. He has hundreds of them because he loves them. And we're like, okay, buddy, you know, it's like 40 degrees outside. He's like, I don't care. What's the rest of his clothes? A sweatshirt or maybe a jacket, but he'll wear shorts and with his, like, tennis shoes. And he's like, all right. But then now we're going to school.

And it's like, the teacher's like, hey. Oh, yeah. He can't be wearing short. He's cold outside. He's like, well, he wants to wear shorts. I can't get him to wear pants. And I talk to other parents. And they're like, dude, my kid, too, I don't get it.

They want to wear shorts. So I don't know what to do. Like, is that a, do I just say, you know what, dude? If you get cold, it's your problem. Huh. I think you have to force him to wear pants. And then people think I'm a bad parent because, like, they send him to school with no, with no, pants. I think you have to force him to wear pants.

Yeah. That's what I think, too. You have to tell him to wear pants. It's like he didn't wear a seat belt. No, wear your seat belt. But my junior junior, my four-year-old. loves clothes, but it's not like he likes style. He just likes his underarmor shirt with his workout shorts.

He'll wear that every day. What if you made a deal with them? What's the deal? The deal is if you wear pants to school, you can wear shorts wherever else you want. As long as it's not like church. Yeah. But I think... Church is another thing.

He wants to wear his shorts to church. I think you got to start negotiating with your four-year-old. He's getting at that age where negotiations is happening. Yeah. Are there some underarm or like workout pants? Oh, now you're talking. See, it's always a compromise. Those sound expensive.

Well, okay. Sometimes you got to invest in peace. That's a good point, Amy. Let us know how that goes. Have a talk with them. Negotiate. Either underarmor pants or if you wears pants to school, you can wear shorts, everywhere else except church.

Oh, my God. Okay. Let us know how it goes. All right. I love this story about couples that watch TV in separate rooms. I got an email from a guy named Tim. My wife and I often sit in different rooms to watch TV because we cannot agree on the same show.

Last night she watched CMT and I watched basketball. Doesn't bother me, but it does bother her and our friends make fun of us. So that was the email he said. Is it weird for couples to watch TV in different rooms? Now, I meant not a couple, so I watched the TV in my own room. But you guys are all married.

Amy? I can totally relate to that with sports. For sure. If there's football or basketball or whatever it is, if he wants to go watch it in another room, okay by me. You good with that? Yeah.

I got other things. to watch. Like. Bravo. Just the channel. She doesn't have nothing else. Just the channel. Yeah.

Lunchbox? We watch TV in several rooms all the time. Yeah, because she gets on that Law and Order SVU. And I'm like, I'm out and I go upstairs, watch something else. Eddie? I don't think it's weird at all. I don't think it's very healthy. So you could probably strengthen your relationship a little more if you can relate to one show and watch it together.

But I don't think it's weird. Okay, football's like four hours long. Yeah, watch it with your husband. They've spent the games up a bit. year to be fair. Oh, that's amazing. So, only three out of 58 minutes. Oh, maybe I'll check, maybe I'll check an inning out. So, hey. So all three of you guys are separate room watchers, huh? Yeah. Yeah. It's fine. I think that's pretty current. I don't think it's super progressive or anything. Yeah, no. Or are you two laptops beside each other? Exactly. I was

about to say, because we used to only have one TV. This is the first time in our marriage that we've had multiple, like more than one TV. So if you only had one TV, I guess, yeah, laptop. Hey, Tim, thanks for emailing. Hey, take a break. You're good, buddy. Go watch you go. It's the Bobby Bone Show. Amy sent me a story, and the link was, how to email like a boss. And I thought it meant like how to email like a boss. Like a boss.

Like a boss. Like a boss. Like a boss. Like a CEO. And basically you just need to respond to emails quickly to the point as possible, and that's how you stay efficient and you get things done. And I've always thought of Bobby's email style as, I don't know, sort of like rude. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Not boss-like, but just short. and like confusing because it would make me think like oh is he being short with me like if I done something wrong and then I analyze it for 10 minutes which I shouldn't do but really what I learned after

I read this is like oh my gosh Bobby's just been emailing like a boss Like a boss in both ways Oh because that's what they do because then otherwise if you spend too long on your email that's not a good use of time and then if you don't respond because you want to do some crazy long response

your email's back up again you're not efficient For me, if I get an email, I try to get it back out of my box as fast as possible. Oh, wow. With my thoughts that need. And the article is emailing like a CEO. Okay. Well, I type so much they end up being a draft.

Oh, Amy's are. And then I'm like, maybe I'll send this later when I have more time to do another paragraph. So, yeah, I do get in trouble for my tone. But I like to call my tone CEO tone. Yeah. Like a boss. Yeah. Yeah, sure.

Like a, but it's everything you need is in an answer. Maybe you get one of those email signatures that, you know, it's the automatic goes with all your emails at the bottom. Like it's signed. Bobby. P.S. Read this like I'm a boss. Like, don't get offended. Like, I'm not being rude.

I'm just emailing like a boss. Starting with not being rude. Yeah, because. It sounds like the signatures are way longer than any email that I'm. But it's already there. You don't even have to think about it. It's just there. It just goes with the email.

And that way people know, like me, who have known you for 10 years, but I still analyze every email. Longer than 10 years. Oh, yeah. You're right. Way longer than 10 years. Like 12 or 13 years. But I know, like it's just you, yeah, you're just being efficient. I'm going to try it out.

I bet I'll clear up. Let's see how many emails I haven't unread in my. Here we go. Oh, 1,647. All right. Start emailing back like a boss. All right. The Bobby Bone Show.

All right, what's your life motto, Amy? Well, lately, it's just kind of been all about perspective. And, you know, if you can't, one of my friends texted me like a couple months ago and I've just been cleaning to it. If you can't change your circumstances, then change your perspective. So I've been focusing on that lately. That's a good one. Yeah. Because you can't.

Right. I mean, you can't. I mean, you can't. It just takes longer. No. Your circumstances? Well, yes. It's a lot harder.

Like me right now, sure. Like me, it's been a struggle with the kids. I can't change that. But I can change my perspective and know that focus on the things that I'm grateful for and choosing joy and trying to be happy. Although it's going to be... You are changing your circumstances. Okay.

I get what you're saying. But I can't, like, physically get my children here. But I like the motto. Thank you. Lunchbox. Easy. Oh, boy. Don't forget to have fun.

Like, as we get... No, no, no, no, no. Don't throw your eyes at that. As Eddie. Go ahead. Go ahead. Because as we get older and we get these jobs and you have people have kids, you think about everything has to be serious and no one has fun anymore.

where you don't get on a bike and just go have fun or go play miniature golf or go bowling. You're so serious all the time. And like, Bobby, he never has fun. All he does is work. You can't forget to have fun. There you go. Your live motto is not wrong.

No. But you laughed out. It's just funny. I thought it was a fun one. The first thing you say is, get on a bike. Yeah. I think, huh, interesting.

You said have fun. We think it's funny. Producer ready? Oh, it's real easy, man. Take it easy. Like the Eagles say. Don't, don't take life so serious. Just take it easy.

man you know what I'm saying this is why our room divided into two parts amy and myself and Eddie on lunchbox what's yours again mine's easy yeah yeah mine's all about working hard baby exactly you don't have fun I almost with if you can't tone it tan it see Amy and I are live sex yeah come on Bobby Bones show how do we feel about psychics in general like I believe like I'm not gonna pay money I think if somebody's psychic they're not setting up a house on the side the road.

Yeah. If there's some, listen, I think anyone that's advertised themselves as a psychic is not a psychic. What? Anybody. Even with a neon sign? I would think that if there's somebody with psychic powers, which I don't, I've never been seen or shown that there was. They wouldn't have this power to also not have to show people. I agree with you.

Waste of money. Oh, I disagree. Oh, I'm not into it. You're into it? I wouldn't say I'm into it, but I think there's something about it because they can tell you stuff that you're just like, wow, and they do it all time. But the one thing I do have a problem with is why don't they tell you, like, okay, there's going to be a fire

at this house if they can predict everything. If there were a real psychic, they wouldn't be telling us they're a real psychic. Do you understand how? They'd be putting a cage. Exactly. You're crazy. Yes. Police say a psychic and her son cheated an elderly man out of $150,000 bucks. There you go. Because they said they would rid

him of evil spirits. Oh, no. They now face theft at conspiracy charges. He's an old guy, and he just kept paying them because they were like, we got My point is if someone really was a psychic and they were really able to nail things, you don't think we would take them. It would be like an alien. There would be no unsolved anything.

Right. And we would take them and put them somewhere and make them do all the work. And almost jail them for their powers. Yeah. The same way we would do an alien if we found an alien around. You don't think we put that thing in a cage? We probably do it already. We might have them somewhere. You know what I'm saying?

Okay. Bobby Bones. I feel like it's a baby bones. late in the show. We can talk about this. So Facebook, you know, there's a problem where if you're dating someone, you get mad at them, you can take a picture of them and just put it online. It's revenge.

Yes. Yeah. They would call it revenge pornography. But Facebook's insane new plan to stop it is saying, hey, send us your nude photos and that way we'll be able to recognize them if somebody else has to upload them. Why? How can they do that? I don't understand how they... How would you like to work in that department? Okay. Yeah.

Jimmy. Check this one out. But that's the story. I just don't understand how that work, how they would, how them having it is going to be them, like, preventing it. I guess it's like facial recognition where like as soon as that's posted. Yeah, as soon as that's posted, they know that it's that. It has to be more than the face because pictures of your face can get uploaded all the time. It's got to be body recognition.

Man. With the face. And who would upload their picture? And who is the first one to approach that idea and take it into a. board room and go. Guys, I got it. Zuckerberg. Oh, boy.

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