The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby is Single for the Holidays + Amy is Jealous of Daddy Daughter Day + Lunchbox tries to be a Social Media Influencer

Episode Date: December 17, 2018

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The thing shuts on him, and he's trapped inside the ATM. And so people will come up, and he passes out through the receipt hole notes. They're like, help me. Help me. You're trying to get cash, and then you're like, what? And they're screaming in here. So where have you been trapped? Hey, Timmy!

What's happening, buddy? Sir. Now, what's going on? Tell me where you were trapped? Well, I was working on my car. like 18 and it was like 12 years ago and I was working on my car and I had it jacked up and where I had it jacked up it was it was real soft and the jack fell and the car come down and pin me under the car oh and my cousin and I couldn't I was in the in the in the dirt it wasn't a concrete or asphalt

but I couldn't get my shoulders around to like dig out from under myself so I could get out because my shoulders were pinned back but my cousin came by and And she jacked the car up and I was able to get out from under it. That was about two hours. Dude, you're lucky you're not dead. Yeah. Wow. Damn it.

That's crazy. Yeah. Yes, sir. Do you ever dream about that? Because that's a traumatic experience. Yes, sir. Yeah. Ooh, man.

Jerry Clower, you say, ooh-ee. Once at work, I got trapped in the storage closet where all the prizes are for two hours. I went in and the door. shut and I was like, I couldn't get out, and the doors were really thick wood, and I was banging, nobody could hear me. The back of the building. And luckily, I get to work hours early. And finally, when everybody else showed up, they were like, where's Bobby?

And I was like, Helmand! And finally someone was like, what's that noise? It was me. Stuck in the equipment closet. Yeah, I was stuck in there with, like, all the free CDs and kuzis. It was like prize galore. All right. Amy, where were you trapped?

In an elevator. Yeah? When I was coming to work once. But I got out. I wasn't trapped forever. No one had a rescue me. But I did have to press the button and, like, it calls someone. Remember, I brought in audio.

That's a thing. It's almost like calling 911 even if you need it. It still feels weird. Yeah, because you're in the elevator and then they're like, hello? And it was so, I was on my way to work. And it was so early in the morning. I feel like it had been transferred to someone who was working from home. Like, you know how calls get transferred to maybe someone that's at home?

And they're like, hello? I'm like, I'm trapped in an elevator. They're like, Kenneth, why are you calling you this hour? It was like, no, no, no. It's not, Kenneth. It's Amy and I'm in an elevator. Yes, help me. Okay, hey, Brittany.

Hey, good morning, guys. Talking about getting trapped. What do you think? Yeah, so my husband and I moved into a new apartment complex that has a gated parking deck. So I drive into the parking deck and my husband's outside bringing in groceries and I park my car on the eighth floor and I get out and I cannot find the exit anywhere. Like to get out of the parking deck or to get into the apartment, I can't find any doors anywhere. So I'm walking up and down and I look out over and I see my husband walking on the sidewalk. So I yell out to him, can you help me?

I'm stuck in this parking deck and he just looks up and starts laughing. He doesn't even try and help me for at least 15 minutes. And how did you get out? He finally found the door, but I was just stuck walking up and down this parking deck, trying to find an exit and I couldn't get out. That's a Seinfeld episode where they can't find the car. They're just walking. Hey, thank you, Brittany.

I appreciate you for calling. We appreciate you. Yeah, thank you very much. Brittany and Richmond, Virginia. Let me do another one. Hey, Lauren and Iowa City. And Lauren, let me tell you about Iowa. I love it.

I only been one time. That's one of my favorite places. I love it. It was amazing. Anyway, enough about me. How about you? So I got stuck in a walk-in freezer at work at Kinnick Stadium, the football stadium in Iowa City.

I was catering there. We were doing like catering for the sweets upstairs and I went down to go get something from the freezer and it sealed. It's like that Brady Bunch episode where they get stuck in the meat locker, the freezer. So wait, did you worry you were going to like die? Yeah, you know, that like flight or, you know, fight thing, I definitely like went into like, I'm going to, this is it.

Like, I'm going to die here. I kind of just, like, gave up. It had been kind of a while, and I had my phone, but my boss upstairs wasn't answering, so I just assumed that this was how I was going to go. You couldn't call anybody else? Yeah, like in retrospect, I could have called anybody in the world. That's what my thought was. Okay, the boss didn't answer.

I call anybody. I just hit numbers. Maybe the elevator guy from Amy's elevator answered. Kenneth what? No, no, no, I'm trapped in the ice machine. Thank you for your call. Hey, Lauren, appreciate you. Appreciate you.

All right. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Bobby Bonds time. Come on, Bobby Bones. What's happening here? Because before the show, Amy and I will be in my office. There's a little mini studio in there. We record commercials. And Amy record commercials after the show.

And apparently Amy's been yelling at Ray. Yeah, I needed him, and I was like, Ray. And he never came. And I'm like, Ray! And then so I get up and I go in there, and he said, I don't know how things are. work at your house, but at my house, when you need somebody, you get up and you go to the room and you talk to them.

You don't just yell for them. And I was like, oh my goodness, Ray just schooled me. And but, but when I'm in there with Bobby, Bobby goes, Ray, and Ray comes running. So you're learning from Bobby. That's like parents stuff. Yes. And then the minute I try to go, Ray, nothing. And then Ray gives me that, I don't know how things work at your house.

First of all, Ray, I commend you. Thank you. Yeah. Boom. Second of all. He showed me. It's a little different. Ray and I are working on seconds.

Yeah. In that morning. And it's like, do this, boom, boom, boom. I needed something. No, you're just chilling. You're just chilling. No, I did. I needed him.

I had a question. Would you like to apologize? Ray, I'm sorry. I did. He's, I know. I was like, he's right. The minute it happened to me, it was just funny how he did it. Because we're at work.

We're not at home. And but, you know, Raymond. He's like, I don't know how things work at your house. But you're right, Ray. I should have gotten up and. come to your room and spoken to you. You were working. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, I forgive you. I was just, Tony, that's how I've been raised. And then I even brought to my girlfriend. I was like, hey, we don't do the yelling thing. Just definitely let's discuss stuff. Always never yell through a wall. Really?

It's disrespectful, but it makes me feel like a dog. Oh, right. He sounds hurt. I don't want to make you feel like a dog. Man, is that what my husband feels? Because sometimes I'm like, honey. Dang. You should ask him, maybe.

What? Wow. I hate when sometimes you're trying to have a conversation. Like, I'll be sure. showering and my husband tries to like have a full-bone conversation with me. I have water in my hair, my ears. I can't hear. You're not the victim.

Yeah, don't turn this around like this is a publicity spin. And I'm going to tell him, Ray. I'm going to tell him. I said, I don't know how you did it in your house growing up, but when I'm taking a shower I don't feel like a dog. You don't talk to me and now I feel like a dog. Dang. Right came with a hard truth. He did. And then Amy tried to deflect it. Like your husband, who's not in the room

to defend himself. Poor God. I'm the one that yells. But he does try to have full-blown conversations with me while I'm showering and I'm like, I can't hear you. Cool, cool, cool. Let's go. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. Get your bones on Bobby Bones show.

So Eddie, I'd like to say, Mary Save Ms. to everyone. You're pronouncing it wrong. Oh. Save Moss. Oh, who saved a lot? As in like Save more in Spanish. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He wants to tell our listeners how to save money. Go ahead. So Dave Ramsey has his ways of saving money or whatever, and I've tried all of his techniques. and I feel like I have a couple better ones. Okay, here's Eddie telling you how to save money for Christmas presents here. Eddie Ramsey. And it's nothing crazy, and you probably heard of it before, but I'm telling you it works. This weekend, last weekend, I bought a Christmas tree, and I used the price comparison technique

where I got another store that had the same tree and found a lower price. And I bought the tree and I said, but this store has it for $35. You're trying to sell it to me for $50. And they fell for it. I got the tree for $35. How cool is that? I've never done that before, and it totally worked. And the lady goes, you got us.

And I was like, yes, Merry Christmas. And I was like, yeah, that's good. Save Moss. Yeah, save Moss. And then another one that always works is I tell them, I order whatever, and I say, do you have a coupon for that? Because the days of going to the newspaper cutting out coupons, those are no more. Now you go and you tell them right there, do you have a coupon for this or any promo deals? Wow.

Guys, I'm telling you, like four times out of five, they say, actually we do. And they pull it out and scan it? They don't even pull it out. They just say, yeah, it's 25% off this. If you ask for it. If you ask for it. I'm telling you, and that is how you save Moss. Merry Christmas.

We get it. Got it. If I'm working at a store and you do the thing to me where you're like, this is the thing at the store, it's this price. Yeah, yeah. Like this other store has it for this much. Then go to the other store. That's what I say.

I totally thought they were going to say that. But they didn't. They didn't. they said, you got us. You win, sir. You win. We'll lower the price for you. Wow.

There you go. Hey, Merry Christmas and Mary Save Mom. Yes. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Luther Younger is 98 years old. Lives in Rochester, New York.

He walks six miles a day to see his wife in the hospital. Aw. He says, I ain't nothing without my wife. It's been a rough pull. Luther, a Korean War veteran, has been married to his wife Waverly, for 50 years. Their daughters take care of their aging parents. She says, hey, listen, I can drive him.

He doesn't want to wait for me to get home from work, so he just walks. And he walks six miles a day at 98 years old this year. A GoFundMe page has been created for the couple to raise money for medical expenses and rides to and from the hospital. It's raised $33,000. Wow.

That's awesome. It's awesome that he's 98 and it's still like in love. Getting his steps in. Oh, okay. Well, that's two different things. And there you have it. That's Tell Me Something Good. That was Tell Me Something Good.

Bobby Bones Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes us from Auburn, California. Two men went to a gas station and said, give me all the money, took some money, stole some candy, and drove away. Police responded, found him a mile and a half away from the gas station. Their car ran out of gas.

So dumb. So dumb. And they had a bunch of stolen purses and stuff. breaking into cars in the area, so they got busted for a lot more than just robbing the gas station. So dumb. All right, thank you, Lunchbox. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. Folks, it's your buddy and my...

Mr. Bobby Bones. So sometimes on Sundays, Amy's kids, we'll go with their dad. They call it. What are they got, Daddy Day? Daddy Day. And you used to love it. Yeah. I was like, okay, this is amazing.

I get some time. And now I'm starting to get a little jealous of Daddy Day because they look forward to it. And apparently Dad's so awesome. them and I don't have Mommy Day. And so I got to think of something equivalent. I mean, so Daddy Day pretty much is right after church, they go get pizza, and then they go see a movie, and they get popcorn, and it's amazing, and they love it. And I don't have anything to do with it.

They don't look forward to hanging out with me because I don't have anything amazing to offer them, like Mommy Day. Don't you hang out with them a lot more than he does? Yes, and he does it. It started one Daddy Day, started when I had some, like, work stuff, and then normally I have other things going on at the time. So it's really helpful because it makes sense. And they get out of the house or I get time.

But I need a mommy day. But now you're jealous. Yes. They need to want to be, they want to, with me, it's not fun like that. And I don't give them popcorn. So you're the enforcer of the parents. Yeah. Wow.

Amy turned into the enforcer. And they feel, I mean, he's definitely like, he's the enforcer if I have to give real credit in the enforcer department. But he does have like these like things with them. where they feel like they're getting popcorn behind mom's back and lemonade and stuff. So he makes you not. Because mom would never give them a sugary drink. He makes you not as cool to them.

Yeah. So what are you going to do? I don't know. I need ideas. Like, what can I do that's awesome that doesn't involve buttery popcorn or soda? What about something like Mommy Monday, like today, in an illiteration? Oh, yeah. And you all go and you get massages.

Wait, what? Pedicures. Spotted. Yeah. Cucumbers under your eyes. Okay, they're not going to think that's very cool. Take them to get ice cream. I like the Mommy Monday thing.

Yeah, ice cream's only on weekends and they have to take a day. They have to pick. Ice cream is Friday or Saturday, and they can pick if they want it which day. Bobby, you have to limit that supper. They just want it all the time. Okay, Mommy Monday, take them to get a salad. They already think that I'm the boring broccoli lady. Oh, that's your name?

The boring broccoli lady. Yes, they do. And you're a lady to them. Yes, I'm just trying to get the baby. Mini-creens. Whatever. See? See?

I'm not cool. I know. We have to work on it. Somebody left this note on my desk. The benefits of being single during the holidays. The person did not leave their name. As one of you, folks, it's fine. Number one, you can decide and decorate any way you want.

Which means no decorations in my house. Okay. In the past, she's decorated. This year, Number two, you have fewer gifts to buy. True. I do like buying gifts, though. Like, I like really putting in the effort.

But yeah, okay. Number three, you can do exactly what you want. I mean, I do that anyway. Right. Let's do you. So far, not a lot of benefits here. Everyone's in a celebratory mood, so there are tons of parties and activities to go to. Okay.

Yeah, I'm not really an activity person. And then it's a great time to meet people. Oh, that's true. Oh, that's cool. A lot of people are off work and are out and about with tons of free time. Go spark up conversation. See, I'm not much into sparking up conversation. But, yeah, whoever left me that note, I appreciate that.

I know you're looking out for me. We play a game sometimes where I'll give you the real name of a country artist. And you give me the name we know them by. For example, the one that fooled you a bit ago was, Thomas Luther. You had no idea that that was Luke Brian. No idea. O-V-E.

I love it, yeah, I love it when you get that beat. Boots on stomp your feet. All right, so that's how the game works. Ready, Amy? Ready. Tracy Daryl. What country artist's the real name is Tracy Daryl? Tracy Lawrence.

No, Tracy Aiken. You're close. Some of these people, I thought the real names were the stage names, too. This next one, I'm surprised by. Okay. Brad Douglas. Brad Paisley. Just because of the Brad,

but like if I'm thinking about changing names, I'm probably going to like, Brad Shocker. Not Brad Paisley. Or, you know, Brad Bonanza. Like Paisley is such a, like maybe it's like a grandfather or something. I don't know the story behind his name.

I thought that was his name. So what is it really? Brad Douglas. I don't know what about tomorrow. But I'd be like Brad Bistro or something, you know, Catchy. Yeah. Jason Williams.

Jason Al Dean. Yeah, some of these are so easy because they kept their first name. I wonder if Al Dean's like its middle name. That's also a thing too. Maybe it's like middle name. Hey, look up Jason. Al Dean. Where that came from?

Al Dean. I give you one more. Bob Ritchie. Bob Ritchie. Garth Brooks. Stop it. Okay, okay, all right. George Strait.

Stop it. Why aren't you insulting the greatest? Bob. I'm trying to think about Bob, Bob, Richie, Richie, Bob Richie. Wait, what's wrong? This could be their real names. I'm not, it's not an insult.

Tim McGrath. Nope. Get a rock. Oh, I did that. No, you didn't. You went through seven people. Okay, now that you say it, I know his real name's Bob. Ed.

Did you fine thing about Aldine over there? I'm still reading. What are you reading? Wikipedia, man. Oh, it's a middle name. Yeah. It's Jason Aldine Williams, but it's spelled A-L-D-I-N-E. Aldine?

Maybe. Wow. Yeah, so I thought it could be like a, it's his maiden name. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show.

So you get an Uber and he's texting and driving? Yes. So you know how Uber drivers had their phone up on the dash for the map or whatever? Well, he has like some extra phone that he like had down below and he was like, I guess having a conversation with someone who's trying to sneak him in because obviously he doesn't want me to see that he's texting but I can see that he's doing it while he's driving and I'm like, rude. This is my life in your hands. So one star, no tip. Boom. You know what?

I agree. Yeah, I know. I don't ever hand out one star. I just thought that was completely unprofessional because I'm sure it's not part of his employee handbook. And it's not safe. He's putting, again, we have to say this 100 times in a row. They will test people out drinking and driving and texting and driving. And the people that text and drive fare worse than drinking and driving.

He's driving you around and risking your life. If you're doing to other people? Yeah, and like that's his job. Amy was trying to be sneaky about it. Do you say anything to him? No, I'm not that cool. That's what I was going to say. Amy, we busted her on her phone texting and driving.

So for her to give one star and no tip without even saying anything, maybe say something and he quits. If he doesn't, then, but you were a little harsh on the one star. He's not driving someone around for my job. And I shouldn't be texting and driving. So one star for me. No tip. I would do it to myself. That stinks.

Yeah. And I agree with you all the way around and all of that. Yeah. But lunchbox doesn't. He thinks you should Uber and quit, right? No, I said just say something and quit. Oh, okay. There you go.

Quit Ubering by the. The Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show. So Eddie, our video producer, got into a fight with the pizza guy. Do you guys how about this room? Oh, goodness. Oh dear. It wasn't much of a fight.

I was shocked. The weird thing is, you love pizza so much. It's got to be a big deal for you to fight with the pizza guy. I do, and I do. We order pizza every week. And so it was just so weird. And it was the same place that I go to. And I was on the phone with a guy and I said, hey, well, you add some extra

of Parmesan cheese because that's what we like on our pizza, the stinky feet cheese. And he goes, no, we don't do that anymore. The company has lost millions doing that. So we're not going to give out Parmesan cheese anymore. I'm like, the company's lost millions giving up. That's like salt and pepper. can't give you salt and pepper anymore. So he's like, sorry.

And so I hung up the phone. Like, could you, I told my wife, would you believe that? Thought about it for a second. I said, no, I'm calling this guy back. Like, this can not be possible. So you called back. Did he answer again? No, the manager answered.

And I go, hey, man, the guy I just talked to said, you know, you guys aren't giving Parmesan cheese anymore. Is that true? He's like, no. That's unbelievable. Did he really say that? And I said, yes. He goes, man, I'm so sorry about that.

I will send you all the Parmesan cheese you want. And I'll give you a free pizza. Yeah, dude, he gave me a free pizza. How cool is that? And a bunch of Parmesan cheese. I could fill up a whole jar with a cheesy game. I wonder why that other guy said that to you. He just didn't want to look for the Parmesan cheese.

Probably had a bad day. But I was like, do this dude just lied to me? Yeah, you said the companies. Maybe that memo hadn't reached the manager yet. Maybe he had checked his email. Does anyone else feel like Eddie the Taddle tell? Yes. On the guy?

Yeah. Like over Parmesan cheese, you're going to call that and get that. What is that? What? What if that guy lost his job? I didn't even think about that, Bobby. Like, I won't say the restaurant, but Sean, you should be ashamed of yourself. You straight up lied to me, dude.

Wasn't a mom and pop place? No, it was a chain. So it's probably somebody. A chain that's lost millions of dollars giving away cheese. Honestly, though, Eddie, I could see, like, giving out extra condiments and stuff. That really adds up. And what if you really read online? Like, there was a million thing.

He was doing something good for the company. I think the manager would have known. And keeping prices down for all of us. Yeah. Oh, what if that's the future CEO? Oh, because he is like monitoring. He's doing undercover boss? Dang, this just got serious.

Eddie told on the pizza guy. You are such a little. You are such a little tattle-tow. But that manager, shout out. And you got a free pizza. And you have three pizzas. This is why I can't stay skinny. Well, that's because you have two boys.

Yeah. And listen, I get it. I don't think you just go out and just eat a bunch of bad food. I think your lifestyle is that of you have two boys and they want to be fed now and they want to be fed now. And they want to be fed what they like. And it's a little more difficult to eat healthy when you. Thank you. You finally understand.

But do you really want it and you don't? Of course I want to be healthy, but when there's mac and cheese on that stove top, I got to eat it. You don't got to do anything, dude. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. A library in Missouri has turned an old newspaper dispenser into something much more useful. It's filled with school supplies, non-perishable food, and personal care items that are free for anyone in need to take.

And they're calling it the kindness. cupboard and yeah it's painted really bright happy colors and people can just go walk up to it whatever they need they can grab it. That's good. Lunchbox how would you feel with that? Man I can get some free stuff. What if you didn't need it though?

I mean you can always use something there's always something you can use. I love it because there are people that really need if we do have someone that takes advantage of it a little bit like Lunchbox, that's okay. Lunchbox is adult enough to know he shouldn't be doing it. Like one of my neighbors has one of these old newspaper dispensers and this

is exactly what they use it for. And sometimes my kids think they can go in and grab a snack. Your neighbor has one? Yes. I'll swing by. Okay, great. I mean, but kids, they can learn. But lunchbox, you know better.

Hey, I do love that. Yeah. I love your honesty lunchbox. What can I say? Thank you. What can I say? That was Tell Me Something Good. If getting a good night's sleep is important to you as it is, to me, there's nothing

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How do DEA agents start all of their jokes? Nark-knark. That's very funny. I know. That was the Morning Corny. That's very funny. It makes it. We get so many weird requests for a song that I just kind of made up on the fly.

Remember Dan and Shea tequila? Yeah. Let's go, you know, when I taste tequila. Well, I kind of sang When I Taste Chipotle one morning. Remember that day that was terrible? Yeah, I was so good. I liked it, though. Well, it's about to be terrible.

Eddie and you are going to try it together. So I'll do the first part of it. Yeah, you do the verses. And then we'll sing the chorus. We've never practiced this by the way. Ever. That's kind of how we roll, though. Yeah.

lobby. A wave just hits my body. I see a long line. I'm hungry. Artwork that's funky. Some tin on the walls and I'm fine. I'm fine. But when I taste chaquole, no chapolet, in the quarkamole. I ain't even fit in my favorite t-shirt. I eat so much that it hurts.

I far fresh avocado With that handpick cilantro Swearing on a Bible, baby I would stay away I remember how much I weigh When I taste Chipotle When I taste Chipotle Let's do the bridge I'm a super fool

Okay, all right We're quite good that time And he goes into the real song How do you do the I'm a super fool I'm a super fool I don't know dude I ain't got there yet

Okay Man I got I got tricked on that tequila part That's not that song The song's Chapo Remember it's Chipotle Another day We'll try it again

Do you like those background vocals though When I When I Yeah Okay When I taste Chipotle When I

Yeah yeah And the guacamole I can't even fit my favorite T-shirt Yeah yeah Eat so much That it hurts There's something there

There's something there What you think game I mean, I think it sounds pretty good I love it I mean, guys, this is the work tape. You experience the work tape. Yeah, yeah, it's good. That's good.

People know what that means down either. So we just go like that. I like that. Bobby Bones. Get your bones on the Bobby Bones show. Will you send food back at a restaurant? Yeah, it depends. Well, what's wrong with it?

But I don't, I'm not scared that I'm nice about it. So I'm not scared they're going to do something to it. You should be. I should. Wow. But if I'm nice about it and it's the order's wrong. Okay. If the order's wrong. I'm just asking why. You should always be scared, but there are a few reasons where it's a little less scared. Listen, I waited tables for a long time. Okay, talk to me. Okay. So why would you send your food back? If they just send you the wrong order?

Well, yeah, if I get the wrong order or there's something on it that I ask specifically to not be on it. You won't just scrape it off or take it out. If it's if it's scrapable, scrape off a bowl. I will do that. If not, if it's totally mixed in, I got a I gotta send it back. So you can send it back if there's something in your food, like a foreign object, like a hair. Frog.

Yeah, frog. Sure. Although I have a whole salad theory. If there's a frog in your salad, you ask for a salad. What's more natural than a frog in your salad? Right. You do have that theory. So if something comes in as foreign in your food,

you can send it back. If there's something that you're allergic to, even if you messed up, the allergy thing's a tough one. Okay. Oh, really? Oh, like, you messed up. Like you didn't tell them to take it out?

And if I'm like, I didn't know. Yeah, you didn't read it. You can send it back. Okay. If it's undercooked or overcooked, it's borderline, but it better be really undercooked or overcooked. That's borderline. But you have to aim it, though.

You have to be super nice on that one. Like, oh, I hate to do this, but it's, even if it's their fault. Okay. Just because they, you're vulnerable. They're sending food back. They're taking it to a place where you're not seeing. If something that's supposed to be hot comes out cold, as a waiter, we understand because that's not our, we didn't do that.

We just brought it from the kitchen. And sometimes it's the kitchen's fault. Okay. Okay, good. I thought you were going to say you can't do that. No, you can. You can. And then obviously, if you get something, you didn't order it, or you didn't get something you ordered, like, hey, can you take this back? Those are the, those are the rules, though. Okay. All right. Does everybody feel good about that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If there's tomatoes on it, can I send it back? Because the tomato juice gets on stuff, and I don't like tomatoes. I guess if you requested no tomatoes. You can. If you requested no tomatoes. Weird one.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hooker? All right. The Bobby Bones show. What happened? You're on hold with somebody? Yeah, I'm a hold with our company.

And you know how there's an automated recording? Why were you calling our company? Because I couldn't access my work email. Okay. And nothing was working online. No support help desk like I could do there. So I was trying to speak to a human. I needed a human.

It's all I needed. And I kept getting an annoying operator. Please listen to him. That's my voice. That's you, dude. You are the annoying operator and I could not get rid of you. Oh my goodness. There's more.

I didn't know I was the voice of this. You don't remember doing that? Press one. How do you record a phone call? How'd you do this? Well, I has called it from another phone and then used my phone to record him on that. I need a human because I need to change my password. Bobby.

Oh, my gosh. Or broadcast system support, please. Are you like, I know you? Hey. There's more. I like, I'm like trying to yell at you. To hear these options No,

Bobby. They're experiencing longer than usual wait-time. Please try again later. If you need to reset your password No, Bobby. That's funny.

It's just funny to actually, I've never known the voice that's like speaking the options to me and I was just so irritated with you. You weren't even really there. I don't worry. I feel like something about you a lot of times.

Oh. Yeah. How about this? How about this? Okay, how about that? I think that, who's updated their phones? Me? No, I have it in like 281 weeks. Do you think the same theory?

Siri's sexier. Her voice is sexier. No, I have an Australian dude. Oh, whoa, okay. You're already on that, huh? But Siri sounds like hot now. Oh. Yeah, there's a new one. Okay.

It's the same voice, but they've like made her more human. Yeah, never mind. AI. Forget I said that, right? Bobby Bones. If I hear one more person walking downtown, cover Tennessee whiskey. Oh.

I might stab my ears out. Really? Yeah. Because I was doing a bunch of work stuff, and it's like three bars out of five. It was like, you can't sing Chris Stapleton. That was my question. Are they doing it justice, or are they just wasting time? No, it's a very famous song, but they should stop doing it.

There are lots of famous songs. What song do you hate to hear people cover? Do you guys have one? That one, and I don't want to hear people do Sublime. Why? I like doing it. I'll say we do that. The raging it is to it, but I don't like anybody else do it.

That one kind of annoys me. We do it because it's easy and fun. And I'm like, if you're doing it, you're selling out, and then you're doing something easy. Yeah. What song do you hate to hear people cover? Lunchbox? I think it's Aretha Franklin.

The one where we used to go to American Idol things and people. Edith James. Yes. Edith. At least. At last. Oh, my goodness. Please stop.

You can't sing that song. Eddie, anything that you? I don't like when they do Johnny Cash. covers. I guess Ring of Fire specifically, because that's kind of the go-to. Ugh, get over it. Stop it. The man in black does that. Because everybody does it? Everyone does it.

Do you have any Amy? Or you just love with the world? I honestly really couldn't think of anything. That's okay. You love all covers. All songs. People can do whatever they want. You're a loving person. It's awesome. The Bobby Bone Show. Lunchbox is calling a hotel, saying he's a social media influencer and he wants a free hotel room

because he's going to give him an Instagram. Shout out. Yeah. Okay, listen, I am a celebrity that travels the world. I am worldwide famous 200,000 followers on Instagram. So I'm trying to barter for a free hotel room. I'll post a picture on my Instagram, and that way my listeners will be like, wow, I need to stay there when they come up there. All right, we don't have that here, sir.

No, no, no. You don't have free rooms here. No, no. I post a picture on Instagram. That's what us celebrities and social media influencers do. No, you'd have to pay for the room, sir. How many pictures do I have to take for a free room? I'll put it on Twitter, too, where I have to...

You have a great day, sir. You have a great day. All right. Didn't look too good for them. Well, a couple things. One, you have to learn how to say influencer. Yeah. And then two, don't say your listeners because you're not selling a radio show.

Yeah, I'm not used to that. But I messed up. Okay. All right, but they said no. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Record? He was recording.

Are you recording this, boys? Record? He talked. They help you. Uh, yeah, uh, social media influencer here, 200,000 followers on Instagram. I go to locations like your golf club, and I will post pictures of me out there playing, saying like, oh, come look at this beautiful course. In exchange, you give me free golf.

Oh, that's probably not going to happen. Picture me on a hole 18, sinking a birdie putt, and they'll be like, wow, we got to go there. And then that's going to get people to join our golf club? Absolutely, ma'am. That's what I do. I put things on... Thanks anyway. I don't buy that.

I don't think they get the concept. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm talking to older people. They don't get it. But he explained that if he takes a picture on the 18th hole that people will come. Good morning. I'm happy.

Yes, man. How you doing today? My name is Lunchbox. I'm going to be in New York in about a month. And I am just trying to say I'm a social media influencer. And I post pictures on Instagram. And so I'm wondering if I can get a free breakfast. so my 200,000 followers will come to your establishment.

I cannot do that, sir. If I can guarantee 200 people would come in your establishment, can I have a free breakfast? I cannot do this, sir. Okay, so when I come, I want the fried chicken and waffles and the smoked salmon eggs Benedict. That is so awesome. I really appreciate you working with me, man.

Excuse me? I did not say it was good to go, sir. All right, thank you. Okay, bye-bye. I did not say it was good to go, sir. Hello, you Gordon? Roll on this, boys. Well, it does seem easy when people write stories about it.

I know. They're like, yeah, social media influencers. Most of them aren't worth anything. I mean, I see some people that I follow, and I see them staying at these hotel. The hotel one, for example, I see them staying hotels. People I know, and I see them tag. And then also, I'm like, are they getting a hook up here that I'm not realizing? Because then there would be a card, like, sitting on the nightstand, welcoming that person to the hotel.

They probably rode it themselves to like, cool. Right, and then, like, you know, some strawberries. They're probably They're probably They have about 50,000 followers Like I'm close to a million And nobody gives me anything

For my social media Nor do they ask That's crazy I don't ask And I'm not saying I should But no one even says to me Hey, you're an influencer I just don't think it's a real thing

I think people make it up for the most of That's like free press That's like free advertising That's free That's free That's free Let's go Amy had a whole girl's weekend

I heard Where it was her Both the Morgans And Hillary And Amy's like girls on the show. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and they're all 24. Are they all 24?

Yeah, except for, yeah. Yeah. How'd that go? Because you're 36? Yeah. Did you feel like an older sister or a mom? I felt like I was mom. Yeah? Having the girls over. Just talking about life. But you're only 12 years older. Yeah. When I was 12, they weren't porn. I know, but I'm saying that's not really mom. That's more older sister.

I felt like mom. But I mean, I guess it was fine. They kept telling me I was were like older sister. And then they even, we had like a group text afterwards and Morgan number two, Wichita Webgirl, was like, I mean, maybe even like younger sister. Maybe.

Oh, stop. Morgan number two, how was, did you go to Amy's house? Yeah, I did. Do you look at her closet? I didn't. You didn't go with the fan closet?

You're not. Oh, man. But you got clothes from it. You guys could have all just hung in the closet the whole night and you, that had been cool. It's that big.

I can't believe you don't go to that. Did you go to the Taj McGrash also? You see that she's building in the back? No, we didn't. Oh. That's like going to Disneyland and not seeing that big thing in Disneyland. No, they went and saw the kids' rooms. They did?

Yeah. Did you guys have fun? Oh, it was so much fun. What was fun about it? Did she make you eat like sprouts and stuff? No, but she did make her awesome queso, the little cash-of-caseo? The vegan one. And Bobby, you like it.

Don't lie. I only like it until you tell me what it is. Once Amy made a chocolate cake and I was like, you know, I'm a splurred to have chocolate. I was enjoying the chocolate cake. It's one of the best chocolate cakes I had in like three months. It was like, mm-mm chocolate cake. She goes, oh, that's black bean chocolate. Blah.

He loved it. It's not good anymore. That's also the same night you were eating the queso, and I was like, you know, that's vegan casso made from cashews. And he was like eating the whole thing. And the minute I told him was vegan, he's like, bleh. It wasn't cheese? No, is the cheese?

Cheese was made from cashews. Interesting. It's like cashew. And so you gave the girls a bunch of your clothes? Yeah. Yeah, she had this whole pile of clothes. And we just all went over there, I was like picking and choosing from Amy's clothes.

It was awesome. That's one of the benefits of, like, us being, like, I mean, that's generation older. We have like two generations on the show. Oh, yeah. We cover a spread. Well, there's three. Three.

No, no. And then there's, but like, like, Mike D. I gave up a bunch of my clothes that are, because work makes me buy all this new clothes all the time. And so Mike D wears my clothes that are almost brand new. Yeah. So are you guys going to feel ridiculous about wearing them into work? No, not at all.

They're, like, super cute. stylish. I wouldn't even have those things. She can pull off more than I can pull off. Mike, do you ever feel wearing my clothes? I get so many compliments when I wear your clothes. Yay, okay. It's all good. It's all good. Just passing on it down to?

We're all going to start looking like Bobby and Amy. Everyone. You're older than that. She's passing down to us. We're like the big siblings passing it down to our little sister. Yeah. Won't you pass us something down, Big Brother? Our bell bottoms. Here you go, guys. It's time for the good news.

Tell me something good. In Rhode Island, a silver alert was issued for a 76-year-old man. That's when an older person goes missing. He has dementia. They couldn't find him. So this officer, he's on his off day. He grabs his canine, goes looking, finds him in the woods. Oh, wow.

Yeah, the dog picked up the scent, found the 76-year-old man all on his day off. Wow. Yeah, how about that? That was Tell Me Something Good. Thomas in Delaware. Good morning. Good morning. What's up, dude?

Dude. Is this Bobby? Yeah. Is this Thomas? Yeah, this is Thomas from Clarksville living in Delaware. And I'm getting ready to, I'm actually an hour and a half early from my job interview, doing some notes and stuff. Love that. Love that you're early.

So what? You're a little nervous? Do you sound like old nervous? Yeah, of course. I'm a little nervous. This is a game changer for the family and myself. So nervous in a good way. Put myself in a good position to get this interview.

I'm ready to knock it out the part. I just wanted some of that little music, motivational music that you always play for your listeners. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember this. Let me hit you for some motivational words first. Remember, you're nervous because it means something. It means something because you worked hard to get it.

Now, the key to impressing someone when you're talking to them is your alert rate is up, but your heart rate is down. Okay? So what I've found is that you play the song, Seven Nation Army by the White Stri. And this song comes on And you're like, all right And it's pumping you up

You're like, I can do this, I can do this But your heart stays solid, solid, solid, solid That's your heartbeat right there That's your heartbeat right there Your mind up, your heart down You're thinking at a high level But you're not acting crazy So I take a second

I just play this song I just play seven nation army Listen to the whole song All right, I will. Yeah. Take deep breaths. Know that you are in this spot. And even if you don't get this one, there'll be another one.

There'll be three more. There'll be seven more because you're not going to stop until you get it. You know, it's hard to beat somebody who doesn't quit. Are you going to quit, Thomas? Never. That's what I'm talking about. You can't beat somebody who don't quit. Are you going to quit, Thomas?

Never. Never! All right, knock them dead, dude. You've got an hour and 25 minutes. But still, in an hour and 25 minutes, knock them dead. Remember, alert up, heart down. Got it? Alert up, heart down.

That's right. Keep the heart rate down. All right, buddy, good luck. Let us know how it goes. Hey, I appreciate you. I appreciate you. Dang. I'm on to something there with that alert.

That's really not the idea. That's not the words exactly. You have been working on the phrasing. But the heart rate. down is the thing. Yes. It's like mind frame up, heart frame, something. I'm not quite there yet. Yeah. I'm tinkering with it. You got time. That's how you know this is in the scripted show.

Because that wasn't that good? Like the idea was good. You'll get there. But the words weren't exactly there. Talk it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything I said, though, I stand behind. I think. Yeah, yeah. I'll go listen back. It's funny how long we hold on to things. Our producer, Eddie, has that a credit card for 14 years, the same credit card? You got a new one? It's college. I had the same. I had the same.

credit card since college and I finally got a new credit card that I've been waiting for. It's the Southwest credit card. 14 years. Yeah. What kind of interest were you paying on an old card? Really nothing. It was just kind of, it was really, really low because I had seniority for that card. And I feel like I didn't really want to stop using it.

And it's not like I just said, I'm going to like tear it up and I'm never used it again. I'm going to keep it, but I'm not using it anymore. And me and my wife decided that we're moving on to a new card. Like that dollar bill, like the first dollar bill you make it your business. Exactly. So around the room, what do you have that you still use that you're like, you should probably give up? Like for me, I have headphones that are almost 20 years old. And surgically, we've kept them together with tape.

I mean, at least once a year, Eddie and I go through and rebuild them. I just will not let them go. I've had them for almost 20 years. And they don't even sound that good, I don't think. It's just the sound I'm comfortable with. So I've had these headphones for almost 20 years. Amy, what have you had for a long time? I have a pair of gap boxers that are pink with blue polka dots that I've had since probably my freshman year of high school and they have holes in them.

And I still have them, which is amazing. And I still wear them. And when I put them on, I'm like, oh, why do I still? I mean, the holes just keep getting bigger and bigger. But I'm like, these are amazing and I don't ever want to get rid of them. Watchbox. I have a Discover card from the year of 1999, my freshman year of college. and I also have a pair of jeans from the Gap outlet

the summer of 2000 with the seams going down the front wearing them today, still in great shape, still kicking it. Wow, you have a pair of 17-year-old jeans on today? Yep, look at them, any seam right down the front. Yeah, they're definitely 17 years old. Got my outlet. Do they look old, like cool, old? No, no, no, they don't even look old.

You just can tell from the style that that's from like a long time ago. Yeah, and you can tell they were at the outlet because sometimes there's a factory like or a... mistake. Malfunction or some sort of like, yeah. Oh, you got the old sewing machine error pants. Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, good on you for keeping them, though.

Ten bucks. How often do you wear them a week? Two or three times a week. Wow. Look at this guy over here. Nobody even notices. Our producer Raymond, who does all of our audio, like he did what summer calling

a baller birthday move. He bought his girlfriend, Ray and Bay, like a really nice hotel room in town. True? Yeah. What? That's the dumbest. No, it was, I said for her birthday, it's going to be a mystery city and a mystery hotel.

And so she hates surprises and secrets and stuff like that. So I ended up having to cave in and I gave her the mystery city. I said it's here in Nashville. Raymond, you should never say mystery city if you're staying in the same city. Like it wasn't mystery to her, but that's a letdown. That was the plan from day one. Get in a car and just drive and she has no idea where we're going. That is the lamest thing ever.

But you went down the road. You drove two blocks from your crib and you went through the hotel. Like, why waste your money? That's where the nicest five-star hotel in the entire city is. It just happens to be two blocks from my place. I just would like to start with the city part before I get to the hotel part. You can't say mystery city and it be the same city. Mystery city is a different city.

I actually thought about a couple cities. There's one like 30 minutes from us. It's pretty awesome. We've got some nice hotels, Brentwood and Franklin. So my point is, Ray, if you say mystery city, it's like you're taking her somewhere. she's not, she's new to her. Yeah, but I still think the hotel is a great idea in town. And it was all a surprise.

And all great. It's all a mystery. But it's like going, man, I got the greatest ice cream for you ever. And you give someone like a simple soft serve cone. Now, I love ice cream and would love a soft serve cone if you didn't tell me if it's the greatest ever. I'd be like, holy crap, a free soft serve cone. But if you told me it was the greatest ice cream ever, I'd be disappointed because it's only a soft serve cone.

She wasn't disappointed. She was down for both surprises. She loved the city and she loved Of course, he lives there! He lives there! The coolest part is the Uber driver was all in. I was like, sir, please cover your cell phone with the address in it. I don't need her seeing where we're going. And then he would go by one hotel and he'd be like, oh, that's the Weston, not staying there. Oh, that's the Omni, not staying there.

I think that's a baller move to take her somewhere nice. It was so great. And he even kind of played along. He goes, oh, is it this part of town? This is kind of a shady part of town. I was like, nope, hang it right, hang it right. And then boom, we'd go over railroad tracks. And he's like, hmm, we just went over some railroad tracks.

Boom! And then next thing you know, we're at this five-star spot. Only honeymooners go. And it was all a mystery. I love that. I love the hotel thing. I love to get out of the house to do something nice for her. A plus, the mystery city and keeping her home, F.

Total grade B minus. All right. That's fine with me. Listen, it's a birthday. She's had four of them. You got to get creative, guys. I agree. She had four of them.

Four with Ray. I know, but four. It does sound like she's four, which she's not. I mean, she's not a 40-year-old, yes. Oh, my goodness. Oh, boy. I think the hotel is romantic. Yes, I like that.

I like something planned. I like the surprise this too. Like, I surprise, girl. I do. I like surprises. I like giving surprises more than getting them. Oh, yes. You do not like getting them.

No, no. As a fake news. You don't like being. Okay, sorry, I'll correct my fake news. Fake news. You don't like. That was fake news. You know what?

I stand by my statement. You don't like surprises. You don't. I'll stand by that. Thank you. You do not like surprises. Don't even try to fake news me. I stand by it.

I was going to alter it and be like, oh, maybe you just don't like knowing if there's a surprise coming. I don't like them. Because you always build it up over what it is. It's like, ooh, I got a surprise for you. I'm like, oh, I bet it's a million dollars in a bikini. And then you're like... Because that is possible. Like, we're going to surprise you with that.

It's like, that's where your head goes. Like, what's the best possible thing it could be... So you acting like you like surprises. That's the fake news. Go ahead and hit the clip. Go ahead. All right. Here you go.

Here's a club. That was real news. Real news. Loser. If there's just a surprise and I didn't know anything about it, I'd be like that. I like that. No, afterwards you'd come back and be like, why'd you guys surprise me? You guys got to quit doing that.

Stop doing that. No, I don't think so. No. No. No. No. No. No.

Ray, good work. Thank you. You still made the honor roll with yours? Yeah, for sure. You just can't say Mystery City and keep her in the same city. Totally get it. And guess what, guys, I'm still getting text messages and say, wow, I was so surprised the whole thing. Okay, okay.

He pulled his phone out to show us. For those who I'm just listening, Ray pulled a cell point out and goes, guys, and he pulled that and shows us, I'm still getting text messages. She liked it. I don't even think the mystery city thing's bad. And that's who it was for. Amy, you're the least romantic girl I've ever met in my life. The least. It's weird to meet girls that aren't romantic, like Amy, or girls that don't.

like dancing. And I know girls who don't like dancing, I'm like, that's so weird. And so you're in that spectrum. Oh, I like dancing. I know you do, but you don't like, you're not romantic at all. True. Yeah. Well, I mean, unfortunately, I don't know why I am not. Yeah, probably never been treated, you know. Oh. What? Hit the button. Get the video. No, that's fake news. That's real news. Fake news. Okay, all right. Thank you. Morgan number two is our head of digital. She runs our website, all of our show, social media. How are you, Morgan, number two?

Doing good. So she's 25 and sometimes, you know, she cares about things that maybe we wouldn't care about. She thinks about that kind of stuff, right? Ain't we getting a little older? Yeah, I know. It just keeps me on my toes. You're 37. I'm 38, but here we go.

Amazon has reportedly patented a new version of Alexa that could tell if you're sick. Wait, how does that work? So they would assess your speech and your coughs and sneezes and moans and then tell you you're sick. My moans? Wow. So it can hear my moans. Okay, great. It's listening to us sneeze and cough.

We just have to accept, Amy, this is the world we're living in. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And why not use it for good? If they're going to be listening to us, let them tell us that we're not good and how to get better, you know? I guess it actually would be kind of amazing if Alexa booked me a doctor's appointment. And then I was like, sweet, didn't even know I'm sick yet. Preemptive?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like she's probably the best assistant ever. So they've patented this. They filed for patent. Is that what you said? Yeah, so they patent it, but it's not in development yet. It's just a coming thing that they're working on.

Which means it probably already works for them in a back room. Yeah. Oh, 100%. They're already like, you know, this is going to work out just great. Yeah, we got this. All right. Thank you, Morgan, number two. Yep.

And that's what 25-year-olds care about. What's your 25-year-olds. I like that part. Hey, thanks for hanging with us. Get your bones on. Bobby Vaughn's show. Amy, tell you about the checks you got for $30,000? What?

$30,000. It was sent to her husband, but what's his and yours? Yeah, I know. And it was in one of those checks. You know, like when you get your check and you have to fold it on the dotted lines and then rip it apart and open up, just like a legit check that you would get. So I ripped off one side and then I was like, oh, this is for my husband. So then I was able to just like, you know, press it together where I could peek in and see what it was. and all I saw was 3-0-0-0-0.

Dang, there is that. I was like, we're about to get cake. Come to mommy. Yeah, I don't know what this is for. So I'm like, I don't know, refunds, and then we sold. I don't know. What is this? So I'm like, text my husband.

I'm like, left to you a little treat for when you get home, you know? Don't do that to your husband because he doesn't think it's something else because he did. Like naked stuff? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, what are you thinking? I don't know. I think he thought like I was going to be on the counter when he got home.

Yeah. I mean, I was still with a $30,000. I mean, to be honest, though. Yeah, that's my point. But I was like, but even better, I left him a $30,000 check. So then he gets home and he opens up and he's like, what did you leave on the counter? I don't get it. I'm like, the check.

You didn't see the check? He's like, yeah, I saw the check. He's like, that's one of those VA loans where they try to send it out. And it says, like, in really tiny print. But I hadn't opened it up all the way. It's like, this is not a check. but they try to tell you how much money they could give you in a veteran loan. I hate those.

Yes. And my husband being a vet, like he gets that stuff all the time and you can cash in on these VA loans. Anyway, we didn't really get $30,000, but I thought for, I don't know, a good two hours until he ruined my day. Did you at least get naked on the counter? I mean, after that disappointment, come on. I know, right. That's funny. Amy thought somehow they sold something.

And $30,000 up here. He sometimes doesn't clue me in on all his financial decisions to wear it. Because he knows. He's got more of the business side of it. And I just roll with it because, I mean, I'm like, I trust him. Plus he handles all the bills. Like, if I lived on my own, y'all, I don't think I would, like, I'd be delinquent. They'd be like, this bill is due.

I'd be like, okay, I'll get to it tomorrow. Not because I don't want to pay and make it right with everybody. Because your heart's good. It's just, that's not my place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bill, come on. Get your bobby bones on. I'm happy you guys could spend even just a few minutes with us today. Thank you so much.

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