The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Jones Strikes Again + Our Phone Screener Hillary Wrecks Her Car While Running Show Errands
Episode Date: March 27, 2018Bobby Jones strikes again during award ceremony and phone screener Hillary hit the radio station with her car while getting coffee for the show Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartp...odcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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We're about to play the show back for you on podcast as you always hear.
But let me recommend that you go check out.
the Bobbycast for no other reason
that Morgan number two, we did
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wondering about other people that you don't hear on the air
so much, there is a Bobbycast with
Morgan number two. And people like it or no? Morgan number two?
Yeah, people like it. Do you feel like you're pretty well received?
I think so, yeah. I'm getting good tweets about it.
And isn't that all the matters in life? Yes, good tweets.
Good tweets. So the show is about to start with what we did
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Thomas Rett's dad. That ain't my truck. That's up there. So check those out on the
Bobbycast. Thank you. Let's get the show started now. Here we go.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones.
Let's go.
We're transmitting across America.
This is the Bobby Bones.
Yeah, good morning. Welcome to Tuesday show. By the way, two scams to look out for.
Oh, by the way, good morning. Studio.
Morning.
I'm shot out of a cannon sometimes.
One, there's this IRS scam where they call you and go,
hey, I'm from the IRS, and people are giving their info.
Yeah.
Because why not?
It's the IRS.
It's the IRS.
Why not give them info?
You know, why not give them an info?
And then two, another one is Uber drivers are eating a meal in the back seat
and then taking a picture of it and then charging you the fee.
Since they don't have proof it wasn't you.
What?
Yeah.
That's rude.
Yeah.
So they say make sure you take a full.
photo in the backseat as you leave the car with the photo to prove there's no mess when you left
because they can charge you for the yeah how about that uh yeah good morning everybody let me take
this hey you're on the air annie in florida welcome to the show you know what's going on it's early
in the morning i appreciate you calling yeah absolutely so i have been looking for your bare bones book
um all over and i cannot find it i mean i think the easy
easiest way is Amazon because all the bookstores are sold out, you know what I mean?
Everywhere you go.
Like, can I get a copy of Bear Bones?
They're like, oh, we just sold out.
Just go to Amazon.
Yeah, I mean, now not being funny, just go to Amazon and they'll have a T-in-a-D-Day.
There's four different bookstores yesterday looking for it.
They all go.
We can't keep it in stock.
It's sold out.
Are you amazing?
No, really, they're like, what is that?
Bear Bones.
Is that about science?
Bobby Bones.
Recognizing people, doing cool things.
It's ICU.
Amanda Nally is a mail carrier and forces the county Georgia.
And she noticed the mail had started piling up at 84-year-old Rodney Garner's house.
She knew he was usually excited to get the mail.
And he wasn't coming out.
So she said, oh, I wonder what's happening.
So she called authorities.
They knocked his door down.
They found him collapsed on the floor.
He had fallen two days prior.
Oh, my goodness.
Yeah.
They got him to the hospital.
He's recovering.
But had she not called, he'd have just been on the floor.
And who knows what had happened.
Wow.
So to Amanda Nally, the mayor of carrier, I see you.
That's awesome.
I see you.
The Bobby Bones Show.
Big three stories.
It's producer Raymond in the Washington, D.C. area.
The FBI intercepted six suspicious packages.
They had explosives, fuses, other things.
They also had disturbing messages in them.
The FBI is still investigating.
And on the news, outside of Los Angeles, a large mountain line in the backyard of a home was caught safely.
They were able to do this with the help of a drone.
And Farmingian Weather News, severe weather today across Texas.
Lots of rain and thunderstorms and the South is going to get hit pretty hard this week with rain, so be careful on those roads.
So who has more Instagram followers? Are you ready?
Ready.
Luke Bryan or Ryan Seacrest?
Luke Bryan?
Correct.
Wow.
Luke Brian has 4 million Seacrest has 3.3.
Oh, okay.
Who has more Instagram followers?
Tom Cruise or Thomas Red.
Thomas Rhett
Correct
I just don't see Tom Cruise being very
active on social media
He just joined in January
Oh, see what I mean?
Yeah
Who has more Instagram followers
David Schwimmer
Ross
Or Matt LeBlanc
Joey
Ooh
Ross or Joey
Joey?
Joey that is correct
You're nailing these
Okay
Who has more Instagram followers
Brittany Aldeen
Jason's wife
Or Caroline
Brian
Luke's wife
Oh, my goodness.
Brittany Aldine.
Correct.
Only because I follow Caroline Bryan, too, and her name is hard to find.
It's not Caroline Bryant.
So people probably are trying to find her.
Who has more Instagram followers?
Bobby Bones, that's me?
Or Millie Bobby Brown, 11 from Stranger Things.
Oh.
Bobby Bones?
Ooh.
I have 627,000.
She has in the millions.
She has 13.8 million.
Wow.
Okay, sorry, I had a little too much hoping you.
It's a little different.
Yeah.
And one final one.
Who has more Instagram friends or followers?
Brett Eldridge or Kelsey Ballerini?
Oh, man.
Ooh, Kelsey.
Oh, Brett, really?
1.2 million.
He's in the millions?
As compared to Kelsey, 1.1 million.
Oh, so super close.
Super close.
I guess he does do that robe singing.
I don't watch his Instagrams, though.
Do you think it's awkward?
little bit. He calls it like pillow time
songs. What is it?
Okay, I don't know what it's called, but it feels weird.
I like them.
No, but sometimes I even
say like, Brett, stop.
Like, and I click to the next thing
because he's laying there in bed, like singing.
That's weird.
I'm sure, I don't know what percentage of the
1.2 million that follow him
do what I do where they're like, oh, this is awkward.
Probably a small percentage.
Probably. Thank you for your thoughts, though.
The Bobby Bonesome show.
Tell me something good.
Lunchbox, let's go.
They say, listen to your gut, and thank goodness this lady did.
She's working at a food packing plant.
There's 900 employees, and she's like,
something in my gut tells me there's something wrong.
So she tells everyone to evacuate three minutes later,
the place goes up in flames.
What?
Wow, what a story, babe.
That's crazy.
No.
It was a good story.
I mean, listen to your gut.
Something was going, there's something rumbling in there going,
get them out, get them out.
And she said, all right, got to get them out.
Usually for me, that's undercooked chicken.
But for her, that's amazing.
Wow, good story, babe.
Amy, you're up.
So there's this seven-year-old little girl.
She's obsessed with IKEA.
Our mom doesn't know if it's like the little rooms that are all set up and arranged that made her love it so much.
But she wrote them a letter saying she wanted to have her birthday party at IKEA.
Oh.
And I guess they got it.
They're like, hey, this isn't really something we ever do.
But you know what?
We're going to throw you a party.
You have five of your friends.
You can come up to IKEA.
they were invited to play in the children's ball pit.
They ate Swedish meatballs, and they got to hang out in the store like it was their own.
I drove by the Denver IKEA.
And it was so big.
They're always big.
Oh, they're huge, yeah.
Is the Denver one extra big?
I don't know, but it was like Disneyland.
It was so, I just, it was on the side of the highway, so you saw all of it.
You drove by.
It wasn't on the side of a small road.
It was a monster.
So shout out to the Denver IKEA, the 10,000 employees there that are listening.
How about this one here?
This teenager, 18 years old, named Zach.
He returned to the hospital for the first time since he was born,
and he took 10 handmade rocking chairs
because when he was a kid, he was born premature,
and they rocked him every day as a premature baby.
He found out, so he made these rocking chairs by hand.
He took them to them.
Special.
Right? What do you think about that, babe?
That's a good one?
That's pretty interesting.
That's cool that people have something to rock with,
but I don't like being called babe, so it throws me off every time.
All right.
Let's tell me something good.
The Bobby Bones show.
If you're new to the show, Amy has two kids, a daughter who's 10, a son who's seven.
She adopted them from Haiti.
We spent five years watching Amy go through the process of adoption.
And now they've been here roughly, how long?
Three months.
And so I guess you said something under your breath to them or at them.
Yeah, it was probably a week or so ago.
It was a rough, rough week or something.
And I know I said it.
I said, oh, if you're all driving me.
crazy. But under your breath, not too much. Under my breath. I did not say it to them. I didn't
even know if they heard me. And then, last night, I got a little bit frustrated and I guess
they sensed the similar frustration. And my daughter just looked at me and said, Mom, are we
driving you crazy? And my heart sunk because I don't want them to think they're driving me crazy,
but really, they were driving me crazy. But it just made me think like kids hear everything.
Everything. And then they repeat it back to you and they don't.
I mean, there's been so many things where I'm like, okay, yeah, she's never going to let this go.
They don't forget.
But their little minds hear everything.
And I just felt so horrible.
So I'm going to really try to watch the things I say under my breath.
Eddie, you have two sons?
You have to deal with that?
No, they hear everything bones.
Like everything.
We deal with it all the time.
My wife and I, we talk about stuff.
And then, like, we find out my junior, 10-year-old was just right outside the door,
listening to everything.
I'm like, great.
Oh, they were purposely listening.
Oh, my house isn't that big, so they're everywhere.
And I feel like if we want to talk, we have to go outside, close the doors, and have a private conversation.
Whisper.
You have to put on helmets and walkie-talkies?
Amy said that her, which would your kids learn on the planets?
Oh, Stasheera.
Her daughter, 10 years old, was learning the planets.
Oh, cool.
It's cool.
So she came home with this whole worksheet, and I was like, I got the perfect thing for you.
Yeah, throw away the worksheet.
Yeah, yeah.
So Eddie and I are band The Raging Idiots at a Kids record, and we did a song, The Planet,
song. And the way to remember the planets is
my very energetic mother just served
just nine pieces. And there'll always be
debate about if Pluto is a planet or not, but
when we did the song it was a dwarf planet, not a real
planet. So we included it anyway.
That could date the song. Yeah, yeah.
Planet number one. Me, my
good friend, Mercury, it's closest to the sun.
Little fast and no so hot
and slightly colored gray. And right
behind it is Venus, planet two you
say. The Roman goddess of beauty
is where it got its name. The whole
planet is burning. It's basically
flame and then we go from planet
two to planet number three
put your hands in the air yo
and I am right where you live
trees and lakes and birds and be some old folks and some kids
the solar system we live in with the only
life around Earth is three fourths water
our H2 O'Re9
There's a pretty useful tool
Yes it was
My very energetic mother just served up nine pizzas
I'm glad we could help
That's good for me too
Because I still don't ever remember the planets
So what do you say to remember them
My very energetic mother just served us nine pizzas.
What are they?
Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars.
What's the other one?
Just.
Oh, Jupiter.
Yeah.
Serve.
Saturn.
Us.
Uranus.
Neptune.
Balluto.
There you go.
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The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
Reba McIntyre made sure that she got.
got the dresses she wanted before agreeing to host the ACMs.
Like the specific dress?
Billboard talked to Reba about next month's ACMs.
You know, it's been five years since she hosted the show.
And she wouldn't say yes until she was certain she could get her wardrobe together.
So once she confirmed, I got these dresses, these dresses.
And I assume, do they pay for that?
Oh, yeah, of course.
Okay.
If it's in a contract.
So like they didn't pay for my clothes when I presented, but I wasn't a big enough deal to be a, you know, contract.
But Reba, yes.
And she should, she should get it every way.
She wants it. She's earned it.
She said once she got all of her outfits in order, she agreed to host.
Good for her.
Listen, I will never hate on anybody for having anything in a contract, money, perks.
Like, you get what you're worth in a contract.
So what else you got?
Well, DMX could be sentenced up to five years in prison tomorrow.
According to new court documents, he's accused of skipping out on $1.7 million in taxes.
Wow.
Y'all going to make me lose my mind.
Wow.
Open it.
Open it.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
You're paying those taxes.
They don't get around about that.
They want to use this sentencing to send the message to lunchbox.
To others.
Listen, all lunchbox, listen.
Star Power does not entitle someone a free pass.
I agree with that.
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
Dun-da-da-da-dan-dan-dan-dan-dan-than-than-th.
Thank you.
I'm Amy.
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This story.
Comes to us from Pennsylvania.
A 30-year-old man walked into a bank, went up to the teller and said,
can I get a deposit slip, please.
Took it, went and wrote a note on it saying, give me all your money.
The only problem is he signed his real name at the bottom.
Oh, should he not do that?
So when he handed the note, he got the money, but they saw his name, looked it up.
That was a guy that robbed the bank.
Oh, yeah.
He was on something, right?
Or wasn't all the way there.
Or he's just honest.
Or he's the only honest bank robber ever.
Wow, and think about that.
That's why I have you guys on the show to be that other element.
Wow, Eddie, good call.
Thanks, man.
I'm Lunchbox.
That's your Bonehead story of the day.
Bobby Bones is on.
What do you think the life expectancy of a United States male is?
Like a man.
75?
Well, pretty good.
76.
I thought it'd be a little older than that now.
Because I see some 75-year-olds that's still rocking it.
And maybe that's just a movie 70-year-olds that have had good lives,
healthy, no stress.
Yeah.
Because like, Regis is 100.
Like Morgan Freeman,
those guys are rocking it and they're old.
The average man's 76. For a woman, how old?
80.
Yeah, 81. Oh, really? Okay.
That's why, apparently, I should date
someone much younger.
Oh. Yep. I'm just looking for...
I'm looking for daddy here. Yeah.
I mean, yeah, if you're looking at it that way.
Amy caught me yesterday. We were on Instagram,
and I was going to like this girl's Instagram post.
I just felt weird liking it in front of Amy because she's 23.
Who is it?
It doesn't matter.
Oh.
And I felt like I couldn't even like the 23-year-old
Instagram post because it looked like you're a creep.
Why not?
No, that's fine.
It's not creepy at all.
You do you.
Yeah, I do.
See, even when she says you do you, you do you, that.
Yeah, I get that.
Yeah, it's like, she's like, no, you're a creepster.
Yeah, she's like, you're just, hey, creepy, creepie, being a creep.
Stay creepy.
Stay creepy.
It wasn't creepy.
It's not, whatever.
So what if I wanted a date of 23-year-old?
Do whatever you want, man.
You could.
You put a, what's your age?
It's 25 or above, right?
No, no, hold on.
The rule is minus seven.
The rule, Raymond, what's the rule?
Divide your age, divide half your age plus seven.
Okay, so I'm 37, right?
You're 30.
Well, you're, okay, you're almost 38.
But how old am I right now on the March, March 27, thank you.
I'm 37, so let's just split.
18 and a half.
That's 18 and a half, plus seven.
25 and a half.
Okay.
Minus a year and a half.
23.
There you go, perfect.
That's still 24, dude.
The new equation.
Oh, dang it.
Yeah, so I could date a 25 and a half year old
According to something we read on the internet
And something Raymond says, right?
Mm-hmm.
There we go.
Do you know what I did?
I just want to be completely honest with you.
I got online and I searched for...
Go ahead.
There's a bad sign.
This could be bad.
I searched for one of those dating service websites.
Like an escort?
No.
Amy.
No.
No.
No.
No, no, not like a real one.
No, no. Not like that kind, but sometimes they'll...
What's wrong with you?
Police escorts?
There's only two kinds of escorts.
Homecoming and this.
Wait, what's wrong with me?
You just said you were on the internet looking for a date.
They have these.
Remember when you signed me up for It's Just Lunch?
Yes.
It wasn't that, but I searched in dating services.
Okay, sorry, the services threw me off.
I thought you meant like the ones that will find you a date.
for events.
You said the word escort.
Yeah, but it's not,
there's different levels.
I don't want that level.
They took down the,
I was talking about the.
The personals on Craigslist.
Oh, yeah.
That's where I was having a lot of fun of home.
Wait, so what are you doing?
Nothing.
I just went, I just was like,
let me see if these data.
There wasn't a lot of information.
Do you want to see what, like,
what were you looking for?
Well, I typed in Nashville dating services.
Oh, boy.
And then something called Luma popped up.
luxury matchmaking dating.
So it's like
sort of like
millionaire matchmaker but not
not like the millionaires.
I went and read it and it said
if you're too busy
and you don't meet anybody good
then you pay us and we'll find you
somebody good.
Okay. I get what you're talking about now.
I don't meet anybody.
But I think you need to go national
because you're always on the road
so you're...
Yeah, but he doesn't want a long distance relationship.
They'll move for him.
True.
But anyway, I did that.
I was doing that last night.
That's how...
pathetic I am at this point.
Good times.
And Amy yells out, escort?
Like, that's even a thing that might
happen.
I didn't, I meant that kind where it's like
just dinner.
Someone to escort me places, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have that with you.
Gosh, yes. Should I start
charging?
Wait, now we're okay.
All right, right.
Yesterday, we were
honored with the Red Cross
Crystal Award, which every year they honor
someone and we were lucky enough to be the honorees of the award. And so I'm going to go up
and give a speech and I'm going to thank the listeners. I'm going to thank the people of the Red Cross.
A little bit to show, but I don't feel like really we do much except for go, hey, here's the problem
and the listeners go, we'll fix it. And now I said that a lot in the speech. But before then,
Trace Atkins is up and he's like, we like to bring up somebody here now and here he is,
Bobby Jones. And we all kind of look to each other.
And then I walked up and got the,
and I made a couple of jokes about it.
I could call Bobby Jones all the time.
I did a show in Colorado Springs two weekends ago,
and it listed in my set list time,
and it said Bobby Jones, 9 p.m.
I was headlining in the show.
I didn't get.
I took a picture of it and put it on Instagram.
In Vegas, I'll be in Vegas on Friday night this week,
and they listed me at the Golden Nugget as Bobby B-O-B-B-I-E.
Bobby Bones.
There's obviously something about my name that's hard to get right.
They're just all these options that you can go.
So they call me Bobby Jones, and I go up and I get the award and say thank you.
And the show, everybody comes up.
And then I walk off and they felt so bad about it.
Like, we're so sorry to call.
To me, it wasn't a big bit.
Lunchbox thought I should have been a little bit offended.
I think you should have said something when you were up there.
I'm like, taking the microphone and be like, look, can you guys give me some respect?
You're giving me this award and you're going to get my name wrong.
Like, why do I even come to these events?
Oh, come on.
I did make a joke about it.
Right, a joke.
But you should have said, listen, guys, like, if you want me to come these things, I'm a big deal.
Like, look what this award is doing.
I do that.
I get up in an award ceremony and go, you want me to come to this?
And you show me this lack of respect.
They did on the table, too.
They wrote Bobby Jones on our table.
And they scratched it out real quick and wrote a B-O-B-Ris.
Oh, my goodness.
That's what I'm saying.
You have to at some point put your, like, in Colorado Springs.
I would have said I'm not performing.
That's hard.
Like, hey, if you want me to come to your venue, you get my name right.
it's not that hard. They don't get
President Trump's name wrong. They don't get
Jimmy Kimmel wrong. I guarantee you they don't call
Bimmy Kimmel. I mean, come on.
Good point. I didn't think about the Bimmy Kimmel
analogy. So, no, if anyone's listening, I was not offended.
It happens all the time. The only one that was upset
was Lunchbox, and I think he just looks for a reason to get
upset. But, you know, when I was
inducted into the Radio Hall of Fame, they said Bobby Jones.
Oh, yeah. Oh, I'd have walked out of that too.
Like, I'd have been like, hey,
old man, come on.
It was old.
He was old.
He was old.
And he probably, the name didn't look right.
He probably made it audible.
He goes, he probably like,
hmm, seems like a typo here.
I'll just go ahead and go with the Jones.
I think that's what happens is whoever's in charge of sometimes printing something out
or editing whatever.
They're the one that doesn't really know exactly who you are.
And they're like, this is got to be wrong.
Can we not just to throw it out there?
Just a simple Google.
Yeah.
Before you change it.
Or proofread.
I mean, you have to have checks and balances.
There has to be someone in the opposite before I posted.
The American justice system.
The works and mortars.
So, no, I'm not even irritated.
It doesn't bother me.
You shouldn't be.
The Radio Hall of Fame thing did a bit stun me.
It was comical.
Because we were all there in our tuxitos and they were inducted.
I mean, it was a big deal for us.
The Radio Hall of Fame.
I was like, holy cow, I'm going into the highest honor you can be honored as a
broadcaster.
And they're like, and also.
Bobby Jones. And I'm like, oh. I was like, wow, what a perfect metaphor for my whole life.
And so now I just take it. Yeah. But I wasn't. I guess I'm not, should I get upset?
Launchbox, be quiet. Amy, should I get upset if I have to come? I don't get upset.
No. Because maybe people will keep doing it unless I start getting upset.
No, I think if you get, I don't think getting upset is a good look for you. Yeah, I don't need.
And if you're not really upset, then don't fake it. Oh, okay. I shouldn't. Start acting like you're
suddenly like enraged by it. What food causes more weight gain than any other food?
What do you think?
Sugar?
Potato chips.
Potato chips make you fat faster than any other thing you can put into your mouth.
Makes sense.
I mean, potato, white starch, plus the oil that is being fried in.
All of that.
Salt.
Eddie, you're quite, our producer ready, who does all of our videos.
I would probably be the one that eats potato chips out of all of us, yeah, a lot.
The most potato chips.
Yeah, every day for lunch.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, for lunch I have a sandwich and potato chips.
What potato chips?
What potato chips?
Fritos, ruff.
We have burritos or ruffles every day?
Guys, I have two kids, yes.
Oh, dear.
What do you mean so?
What? They love chips.
So what is that the do with you?
Do you eat it, chew it up, and spit it in their mouth like a bird?
What do they have to do with anything?
No, it's just like they're going to have chips.
We'll all have chips.
Why not?
So you like, they have chips every day?
Yeah, pretty much.
Or goldfish.
They like the little crack, goldfish crackers.
Well, this are at least baked.
Well, this are at least fish.
Lunchbox, did you get parking tickets yesterday?
Oh, I got not one, but two parking tickets.
tickets thanks to our little awards thing.
Wait, wait, so we finished the show.
We have this award ceremony.
We were being honored by the Red Cross.
And we park our cars and we're all parked in different places.
Yeah, I parked on the street.
Okay, was it an illegal spot?
Well, I got one ticket for expired tags.
My tags expired in 2013.
Wait, literally your tags haven't been paid since 2013.
Yeah.
You've been driving your car around for five years.
expired tags? Yeah, April of 2013. So how can you be mad at that? No, no, I'm not mad at that
one. Okay, that one's okay. But why don't you update your tags? I don't know, I just haven't
got around to it. It's been five years. Was the last time in Austin? Yeah. You still have
the entire time in Nashville, you haven't updated your tags? No, I have Texas flagged.
Oh my goodness. Plates, whatever they're called tags. Plags. Yeah, and then the other one,
it says, I parked in a loading zone. I parked at a parking meter. And so I don't understand. And so I don't
understand. But did it have like a big
old bag over the meter that said loading zone? Did it have
like a truck spray painted on the ground that you
parked over? Look, it says
two hour parking. It says
nothing about a loading zone so I'm going down
to the court. Oh boy.
And we're fighting this. It just says two hour
parking. It doesn't say anything about
loading zone. But all you took a picture of a sign
is your car in the picture of the sign? You need to
have them both in so it's not just you taking a picture of the sign.
I'm at the drum stop.
That'll be able to know where that is
because I know. But I'm saying you need a picture.
of your car where it got the ticket.
I can walk over to any sign and take a picture.
Good point, Bobby.
Oh, I didn't think about that, but that's the only picture I got, so I'm going to court with this.
When are you going to court?
I'm going to go today.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How do you just go to court?
Like, what do you just walk in?
I'm in court.
And I demand the hearing.
Right here on the front, it says county traffic court, and it gives me the Justice
AA Birch Building 2nd Avenue North.
Look for me there today, boys.
Why are you throwing the ticket in the air right now?
We're not doing anything.
He's mad.
I am frustrated that they're trying to say.
It says, note space number, pay at any pay station.
That's exactly what I did.
I was parking space number 26.
That's it.
And they put loading zone.
We don't care.
Yeah, a judge is going to get an earful.
Oh, dear.
I'm not going to call this officer out, but he.
And this is what they want, because it's not that expensive of a ticket if you pay it before this certain date.
But they're hoping a lot of people just don't fight it.
How much is the ticket before a certain date?
$10.
$10. What, you're going to go through all this?
Yeah, just pay the $10.
What's the tag?
$94.
For the tags?
No, $10 if I pay it before a certain date.
Yeah?
But if I don't, if I don't pay it within 45 days, it goes up to $96.
Okay, what about the tags ticket?
Same thing.
They're both $10 if you pay them now, $94.
Why don't you just pay them and not worry about going to Judge Judy?
No, because that's what they want you to do.
Yes.
They want you to get your tags fixed and you should also park in spots.
No, no, tag one, I'll pay.
I'll pay the $10.
But the other one?
No, they want.
you to do that. That's what they do. They hope out of 100
people, you know, one
fights it. So 99 people
pay the $10. It's a lot of money
for the city, even though you're part legally.
They're hoping you're not, you don't think the $10 is worth
it. It's a scam. That's what it is.
So you're fighting for the little man.
I'm fighting for the little man. Because you can afford the $10
bucks, but you're fighting for the little man. Exactly.
And I have time to go down there. Most people
won't have time to go down there.
And that's what they're hoping. Are you going to sacrifice
some of your nap? Yes, I will.
Okay. Wow. I'll do
sit-in if I have to. Oh, wow. You'll do a court sit-in today. Yes, and so they hear me. I want my case
heard because I have a case. I got a picture, and this is, all the cars around me got it, and they're
all parts of the same meters. So this cop doesn't know how to read signs. So you're going to go today
to the courtroom, sit in, demand to be heard. Yep. And I'm going to represent myself, not even
hiring a lawyer. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Big deal. Yeah. They want to scam me. They scam the wrong
Cat.
Oh, wow.
Because you know what you got?
I got time.
He'll go take a nap in the court.
I got nothing but time.
Don't mess with somebody.
It's got time.
Okay, let us know tomorrow how it goes.
I will.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
The ACMs have announced this year's new artist winners.
A big congrats to our girl, Lauren Elena.
She is the new female vocalist of the year.
So pumped about that.
Then you got Brett Young, the new male vocalist.
And Midland.
new vocal duo or group.
This is the first ACM win for each of them.
Obviously, it's new.
All three will be performing at the show,
which is going down April 15th on CBS.
So there's a Fox News anchor named Shannon Bream
who tweeted about a terminally sick boy named Emilio.
He just wanted to meet one of the Avengers.
Well, she put it out on Twitter,
and then you had Chris Evans, Captain America,
Paul Rudd, Antman, and Ryan Reynolds.
They all responded and made videos and sent him to Emilio.
So shout out to all those people,
Pretty cool. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny.
This is a body bone show.
Bobby bones.
Just a few minutes away from Kenny Chesney in studio.
No shit.
No shirt.
Talk to Kenny in a while.
No problem.
So if you like Kenny Chesney, hang out.
So over to Amy now for the morning corny.
A little early. Amy, give it to us.
The morning corny.
Why is there no gambling allowed in the zoo?
Why is there no gambling?
allowed in the zoo.
Too many cheetahs.
Interesting.
That was the morning corny.
Nice work there.
Kenny, is he here, Ray, or no?
Yeah.
He is, oh, wow.
On the Bobby Bones show now.
Kenny Chesney.
Hey, Kenny's here, everybody.
Clap your hands.
Good morning.
What up, buddy.
How are you?
I mean, it's good to see you
because you don't come around a whole lot.
I felt like I was just here.
You were.
but I wonder how much time do you really spend on the
the island because everyone's like oh Kenny's on his island
like really have it first of all I don't have an island
see we didn't know oh yeah we thought it
we thought you're on my island I didn't yeah
I didn't create it so
so you don't even own the whole island no
half of it
no
you have a spot no I want a like a
just a like a lot
yeah I have my space there
and how often are you actually there
Not as much as I used to be.
I'm just busy now.
Three months a year.
There was a time where I would literally be on the road that I was so busy from, I'll say,
2000 to 2008.
I was literally so busy on the road.
And then I would leave the tour and then I would go south.
And so I wasn't in, there were two, three years where I never was in Nashville really,
just for a couple of days.
I would literally pack to come home because I was either there or I was on the road.
Do you feel like the island has kind of become a bigger thing about you than it really is?
Like everyone's just Kenny in the island, Kenny in the island.
I think it's very much an authentic part of my life.
It is becoming a huge part of my music.
But yeah, I think there's, I'm not there as much as people think I am.
Like, I work really hard.
You know, and I'm on the bus a lot.
Yeah, we're just picturing you like with your just.
shirt off, no shoes, drinking rum.
Getting no service.
I think people are stunned to know how, like before I go on the road, I don't have any
alcohol.
I don't eat carbohydrates after five.
So I'm so healthy preparing to go on the road just to get into shape.
You know, it takes a lot of work to getting them show jeans.
I'm interested in that.
So Kenny Chesney's here.
Yeah, tell us more.
So how often do you work out of day?
How many times an hour, hours a day?
I've had the same trainer for 17 years now.
Wow. Are you his only client?
No. But he, his name's Daniel, and Daniel and I have been working together forever.
You know, but this is the time of the year where I don't really like him very much.
He's harder on you.
Yeah, it's really, it's really tough.
And for me to go up there and get in shape to do what I do on stage, especially in the stadium environment, I work really hard.
You know, and so, like, because it's one thing to be in just everyday shape, but to get up there and
run around and then on top of that, sing, you've got to be in pretty good cardiovascular shape.
So how many hours a day are we talking here? Oh, I only work out an hour a day, but it's a tough
hour. Do you have a box? No, but I want to. I've used to box years ago as part of my training,
and people, they don't realize how hard that is. Just to hold your hands up for three, you know,
to do a round for three minutes, and it's really tough. You know, so that's really good workout.
But I haven't.
For one reason or another, it's just not been a part of my training.
What about fist fight?
Do you ever punch somebody with your fist?
Because I box, I've never actually punched somebody with my fist.
You know, I don't think I've ever...
Have you ever punched a face with your fist?
No, I've never hit another person in my life.
I'm so curious about doing that.
Because it hurt...
Well, go here and hit me and see how it feels.
I'm not doing that.
That's a big old lawsuit right there.
No.
See, I'm pretty safe.
I wouldn't even see it.
But, no, I'm more of a lover than a fighter.
I've never felt the knee.
hit another person ever.
No matter how mad I was.
Oh, that's a good question.
Have I been hit?
Yeah.
Yes, once.
Oh, wow.
What did feel like? Because I never been punched straight up either.
Well, I mean, they missed a little, you know, but let me take that back.
I did hit a person once.
And it was in the middle of my show, believe it or not.
And this just goes to show you how much things have changed.
That used to be part of the show?
Because this was too.
No, yeah.
No way, yeah.
I used to get to cry out.
Yeah.
So this was 2005, and it was the first year I played the Pittsburgh Steelers football stadium.
And that year, I came up on my entrance to the show was in the middle of the stadium where the soundboard is.
And then at the end of the show, I thought it'd be cool if I just walked through the crowd to the stage.
And it was a little cheesy looking back on it because I had security around me, you know,
and you kind of look like a boxer going through the crowd.
But, you know, the fans liked it, I thought anyway.
So halfway, this fan, this guy grabs me by the knees and picks me up and squeezes me and holds me up in the air in front of the whole stadium.
And I just reacted and I went, fow, and I hit him as hard as I could, all force, going down right on his mouth.
I mean, I hit him right in the face really hard.
He let go immediately?
In front of 60,000 people.
Right?
And I'm thinking, you know, I mean, I'm thinking the whole first couple of.
songs, I went, this is great. I wanted this whole show and everything I make tonight, I'm
to give to him. You know? So, but that just goes to show you how much our culture has changed
because you can't find that anywhere. It was before everybody had a phone in their hand.
Oh, yeah, good point. Right? So no one has footage to this. Nobody. We have it.
My guys, and I couldn't believe it. And I ended up talking to the guy. He was scared that I was going to sue him
somehow.
You know, so we didn't, nobody
pressed charges or anything, but that's the only time
I've ever hit a person, and I just reacted.
I couldn't believe it, that he did that.
And I asked Joe, Joe Walsh was on...
From the Eagles?
From the Eagles.
Believe it or not, a part of our band that year
sporadically.
And Joe and I were talking about that incident
after the show.
And Joe's the only person that talks
exactly like he sings.
I mean, he talks like this.
So I said, Joe, I said, did you see what happened before the show?
And he went, he goes, yeah.
And I said, well, what would you do if somebody picked you up by the knees like that as you're walking, you know, trying to get to do your show?
And he goes, I would ask him to take me to the stage.
So, I mean, sometimes it is just that simple.
Come back.
Maybe you got something new coming out pretty soon.
Maybe we'll talk about the tour.
But come back.
in the next few weeks. We'd love to see you then.
Everybody, Kenny Chesney,
we'll be back here on the Bobby Bones Show.
Bobbybones.com.
Yeah, good to see you.
I wish I could whistle, man.
That was nice.
I was trying. It's just too much air.
When I whistle, it's like this.
And then in the middle you hear it.
Tuesday's top five now. Number five.
Mint a B.
Number four, the long way.
Come on. That song is still so good.
Fred Eldridge came in our studio and sang the crap out of that song about eight months ago.
I'm going to love that up.
It's so good.
A lot of air.
I'm going to whistle with all the songs.
I'm going to singe about whistle.
Jordan Davis singles you up.
Number three.
You got it.
Number two, all on me.
Man, this song from Devin Dawson was so close to being number one.
I think it was like four spins over the country, the nation.
for being number one.
It's the closest I've ever seen a song
get to it and not hit it.
And honestly, I was rooting for him
because I felt like Luke would have been
number one next week anyway
because Luke's going to be number one.
Spoiler alert.
Damn.
I know.
Well, so there's no chance for it to come back.
It's done.
I believe it's done.
Yeah, I think what they do, Max Ben,
they go, everybody, get on.
I know.
That's a bummer.
It is a bummer.
It is.
Yeah, Devin Dawson, all on me.
Number two.
By a whisker.
me when you're mad
You take it out on me
Luke Bryan
Most people are good at number one
I mean it's a great song
And it's gonna be number one again
Oh well they should cheer
That's how it works
Number ones really aren't that important anyway
Like really
You get paid the same for two and a one
Oh really? Okay so then all right
If you hit top five you're making the same money basically
It's just a trophy
You just can't call it number one
You get to say number ones
Oh well then yeah
Like look at Marin Morris
She has one number one
That's it.
But she has songs that are so much bigger than her number one.
Yeah.
Because my church, bigger than I could use a love song.
80s, Mercedes.
Yeah.
Good point.
And later in life, you get to have people freak out.
That wasn't a number one.
That's right.
We do a segment three years from now.
The biggest top 40 song right now is Fennesse from Bruno Mars and Cardi B.
That's a jam.
It'll make no sense.
I hear tripping in a fitness.
That's Tuesday's top five.
You know and you know.
You're tripping in the Bobby Bonds show.
Cody in Oklahoma, what's up, buddy?
Bobby, my man.
Holy cow.
I thought that was lunchbox.
What's up, buddy?
Oh, not much, man.
Just getting ready for work.
It sounds like Luke Combs.
It does sound like Luke Combs.
Don't lie.
Actually, no, it's not, but I've been told that I kind of look like.
We could be brothers, kind of.
This sounds like Luke comes.
This sounds like Luke.
Yeah, this sounds like Luke comes.
Hey, hey, do a Sunday morning.
Oh, you do that.
Sunday morning, we woke up at 5.30.
Man, that sounds like Luke Combs.
I think it's him.
Cody, this is really you?
Yes, there it is.
Well, what can I, where do you live in Oklahoma?
I'm in a little town called Gate, Oklahoma.
All right, what can I do for you?
Because I appreciate this call.
Man, I appreciate you, man.
You get me through my mornings when I go feed my cattle.
There's no way this is not Luke Combs.
I'm telling you, there's no way this is not Luke Combs.
No, sir, it's not, actually.
I mean, it'd be nice if I was, but it's not.
Well, then, okay.
Okay, what can I do for you, Cody?
I just want to tell y'all, you know, you get me through my day.
And it takes me quite a number of hours to go feed.
And, you know, I brought you all out here from Tennessee.
I've listened to y'all for years.
Yeah, did you listen to us while you were making hit records, Cody?
Yeah, actually, you were my inspiration, Bobby.
Wow.
I appreciate that.
Well, man, appreciate you.
I appreciate you, buddy.
Yeah, I appreciate you soon, sir.
All right.
Well, how about that Rhyman show we played together earlier this year, huh?
Hey, man, it was pretty good.
I ain't a lot to you, sir.
Yeah.
All right.
Listen, if I were a bed and man, I would have to have blue comb.
Wait, but why is he calling?
I thought he was going to call and request to song.
I think he just wanted to say what else.
What do you want to promote?
Nothing.
Yeah, come on, Eddie.
No, I just want to see if your new tour is coming to Oklahoma City.
If my new tour.
The Red Hoodie Comedy Tour?
Yeah.
Not yet.
It's not.
I'm sorry.
As of yet it is not.
So we're going to be in Vegas.
Then our Fresno shows are all sold out this weekend.
But Pittsburgh, I'm coming to you, and Albuquerque and Tampa.
But not yet.
No Oklahoma City.
I'm looking here.
Not yet.
All right, man.
But you live in Nashville.
Just come over to the studio sometime, Luke Holmes.
Well, hey, you know what?
That's where I grew up.
I'm from Nashville.
Okay.
All right.
Hey, Cody, I don't know what to do with this call, but I want to say I appreciate you calling.
I appreciate you listening.
I appreciate you.
Hey, call whenever you want.
You have a free pass to call whenever you want.
All right, man.
All right, see you, bud.
And I'm going to play your song for you.
All right, he'll appreciate this.
Yeah, yeah, this is for you.
Cody.
Cody, I mean, Luke Combs.
Come on.
Got a tweet yesterday, and the tweet said,
Hey, my son listens to the Friday morning dance party so much.
He's three, and he knows how to sing Flow right at low.
Apple butter, jeans, boops with a fur.
She got the nose, sure, got your lo, no, no.
Good job.
She's like, that's from the dance party.
I got home five jeans
With the fur
The whole club was looking at her
I got home late last night
Because we had a
Class of 2008 party
Which all the five artists
That I picked from this year's class played
2018
Yeah, not 2008
Whatever
I'm still celebrating the good old day
I had a different one
Yeah
So I got home late last night
And I did end up watching
A little bit of American Idol
So here's this guy
Johnny playing somebody else
by the 1975 on piano
No, I don't want your body
But I hate to think about you
With somebody
They're in Hollywood now
So they're on a stage with real sound
Oh
So they're not standing in front of the judges anymore
Yes
Our love is grown cold
You're intertwining your soul
With somebody else
It's pretty good huh
And they're better
Because they actually have equipment
And sound now
Sounds really good
I'm looking through you
While you're looking through your phone
and then leaving with somebody else.
And there's Maddie Pope.
She did dreams.
In our dreams, I can feel the way
I could just come clean.
I mean, how good do these people sound now?
Pretty good.
I keep it to myself, but I can't have you.
I like picture when people are singing is you talking to them.
Oh, I can't say if I talk to them or not.
I know.
I know, but when they're singing, I picture you being like, okay, now, I really like your style, but you should probably do-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Well, I got to tell you, my mentoring is not me telling them what they should probably do.
Oh, interesting.
No, no, no, no, you have to understand why they brought me in.
They didn't bring me in because I'm trying to teach somebody how to sing.
They have enough singer.
They have Luke and Katie and Lionel.
They got vocal trainers.
I use the word style.
Like, you could be correcting any or trying.
I'm not really correcting things.
You could be advising any little thing like how to dress.
Like you said, their social media presence, what they're doing, how they're coming off to everybody.
Their vibe.
No, it's not of that.
Amy, you're strike five right now.
Their personality.
Okay, fine.
What are you doing?
I mean, what they're doing is so vague.
Of course, it's what they're doing.
But anyway, I'm not, no.
We have to wait and see.
Okay.
You got to tune in like everyone else.
I will.
Don't worry.
It's when they get the top 24.
We're having a watch party.
No, we're not.
I'm not.
Why?
You're not?
No.
Why not?
What if I don't make it?
Because I have friends like, I have friends that have been on these shows and they go, like, everybody watch party.
And then it shows like 10 seconds to them for the whole show.
I want that to happen to me.
Everybody gather around.
And then it just doesn't be waving to the camera.
We're like, well, that was fun.
And they go, well, all these contestants have used Bobby's advice.
Very interesting.
I know.
Here's this girl named Katie Turner.
I mean, Halloween is good.
She's all over the place, right?
She's all over the place.
And then she gets up to sing
She shoot monkey finger
He shoot Coca-Cola
He's safe
I know you
Hey hey
You know come together
Move of me shoot me
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
She's one of them where you go
Oh this is about to be a train wreck
And she plays
You're like
Whoa
Yeah so my style of idol
What they do
They bring me on
Each of these people have some sort of
Part they could get better in
If it's stage, presence
or making eye contact, not looking at the ground, things, little things.
Oh, okay.
Or, I don't really sit with anyone and go,
here's how to do your social media.
That's not really not an idle thing.
Okay, I don't know.
So, that girl that just saying, is she nice in person?
I cannot comment on if I know.
Guys, it was a trick I was trying to see my rope them in.
Like, I'm going to fall for that.
So tell me, did she make it?
Don't work.
No one's listening.
Oh, the microphones are off.
Favorite movie scene of all time.
So I had to ask this last night,
and I made a list of my top three,
and then I'm going to come over to you guys.
My favorite movie scenes,
not my favorite movies,
but favorite movie scenes.
I'm going to put it number three,
the final scene of 8 Mile,
where Eminem B Rabbit raps against himself to win,
because he has to wrap against himself
because he knows the other side's going to go after him.
So instead he just does it to himself.
Everything is not to say against me.
I am white.
I am a f***.
So they can't use it against him because he does.
It's my whole life story.
Let me just make fun of myself so others don't.
So that's number three.
At number two, it's when the crowd is chanting.
Rudy.
And Rudy's been trying to get on at Notre Dame to play football and then he finally is getting in the game.
Last game, blast play.
The stupid body has been chanting for the last two or three minutes.
It's the name of Rubin.
This almost makes me cry.
Makes me cry.
Even this is listening to it.
Let me tell you, that movie is so great, and I get so mad at my wife because she refuses.
She's never seen it, and she won't watch it because she thinks it's sad.
Well, it does make me emotional at the end.
A walk-on scene, subject of a future article that yesterday's student newspaper, The Observer,
after toiling for two years, a party in the field and...
I'm right.
Go get there, kid!
And then I love it.
I'm like, what do I do?
What do you?
Stay out there.
Stay out there.
Yes.
Okay.
That's the one.
Wow.
That's a good one.
That's the one.
And then my favorite scene is from Office Space, where they destroy the printer.
They got their bad scene.
Yeah, man.
That's my favorite movie.
My favorite scene.
You haven't seen Office Baseball.
That's bad on you, but still, that's my favorite scene.
It's good to be a gangster.
And this is playing.
They're like nerds.
And they're beating up the printer.
Yeah, that printer machine is giving them a lot of, like, crap.
Yeah, favorite movie scene ever, Amy.
Well, I went with Dirty Dancing, which is one of my favorite movies.
And at the very end, Patrick Swayze says, nobody puts baby in the corner.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Oh, yes, yes.
Wait, that's right before the amazing dance scene.
And they do the lift, and it's perfect and awesome.
Sorry about the disruption, folks.
But I always do the last dance of the season.
This year, somebody told me not to.
So I'm going to do my kind of dancing with a great partner.
It's not only a terrific dancer,
somebody who's taught me that there are people willing to stand up for other people
no matter what it costs them.
Somebody who's taught me
about the kind of person I want to be.
Yeah.
Nobody puts Amy in the corner.
That's what I'm talking about.
Nobody puts me.
Amy.
Lunchbox's favorite movie scene?
I can't believe you had to ask.
Braveheart, they're on the battlefield
and this Scottish, they want to run and hide,
but not when William Wallace is there.
For one chance, just one chance
to come back here and tell our enemies,
that they may take our lives,
but they'll never take
our freedom!
There you go.
I'm William Wallace.
He is William Wallace.
Talking about our favorite movie scenes of all time.
The end of 8 Mile
when Eminem has to rap against himself,
the end of office space,
when Rudy gets in,
those were my favorite three.
And so I said,
hey, where about you guys?
Here's Matt in Nashville.
Matt, you're on the air.
Yeah, man.
Hey, what's up?
You're on, buddy.
Thank you for calling them.
What's your favorite scene?
Hey, you know in Miracle about the 1980 hockey team when they go and win against the Soviets and then go on to win gold?
I do.
It's a really great scene.
Like in life and the movie, right?
Oh, yeah.
Did you know, though, like what they really don't talk about a lot is there was a game after that?
Yeah, they had to go.
That wasn't the actual gold medal game.
Yeah, they had to go and beat Sweden.
Sweden, yeah.
And then they did.
And usually after you have a huge, awesome moment like that,
it's hard to go to the next moment and win again because you've had such a...
So, but yeah, that's a good scene.
I appreciate that call, man.
I appreciate you guys.
Thanks for listening.
Let's go over to Debbie and Virginia.
Hey, Debbie.
Hey, Bobby, how are you?
I'm really good.
How are you doing?
Good.
Now, I want to explain this because it's not emotional when you think about it,
but when Roy Scheider and John says,
we're going to need a bigger boat.
Like the first time they see the shark.
Yeah, the first time they see it.
But we say that in my family, like whenever anything you know is going to be really tougher than you thought.
Like, it's not your ordinary fishing trip.
Like, if you're going to have to hunker down and give it your all and go to the end, whether it's homework or sports, we just say, we're going to need a bigger boat.
That's cool.
Yeah, you turn it into like a family life thing.
Yeah, yeah.
That you're just going to have to give it.
It's not what you thought, but you're going to have to give it your all because you're in it until the end.
When I saw you on the phone, I thought this would be a good call.
Then when she started, I thought, oh, I'm going to need a bigger boat.
Big caller right here.
When I was saying that, I was thinking,
they're never going to get this if I don't get the talk.
Of course we are.
Hey, I appreciate that call though, Debbie.
Thank you for calling.
I appreciate you guys.
I appreciate you.
Eddie, what your favorite movie scene?
Oh, dude, Forrest Gump, when,
spoiler alert, when Jenny dies,
and he's crying.
Yeah?
Oh, my gosh.
He's like, we miss you, Jenny.
That's your favorite?
Oh, my gosh, yeah, instant tears.
As soon as that happens, that's my favorite movie.
And my favorite scene.
Man, that's a pretty rough scene.
Dude, that's like all of it at once, all of it together at the end.
I think the Forrest Gump is the best movie of our lifetime.
For sure.
It's arguable.
It's my number one movie of all time.
I just mean in general with when you talk to people, because again, we were all, Eddie's born in the 70s, but the rest of us were born in the 80s.
Morgan number two, in the 90s or 80s?
90s?
Oh, dang.
But most of us were born in the 80s.
And I think of our lifetime, that's the best movie made, universally loved, some history.
historical references in there that are true.
So well-made.
The main actor is a box office.
I mean, just it holds up because it's a time piece.
Yes.
But I think you've got to put Shawshank Redemption in there with best movies ever.
So good.
Of our lifetime.
Of our, just of our, like.
For sure.
I think Forrest Gump, Shawshank, what other would you throw in the mix if you had?
Wow.
Yeah.
Oh, Titanic?
Yeah, I think that has to make it just because of the, it's good, historic, huge
actors, money,
they made tons of money.
How do we feel about...
What else?
Maybe old school.
I can't argue.
I don't want to say best of all time.
It's tough.
You have to have some comedy.
There were a lot of really good comedies, though.
But you don't have to have anything.
That's the rule about creative.
You don't have to have anything.
I'm not taking your answer away, though.
You bet Bobby, if you had to choose the comedy to throw in,
which one would it be?
That's tough.
Naked gun?
Stop.
Three amigos?
Office face.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm like going with the office face.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everybody's still calling about their favorite movie scene ever.
Alyssa.
Hi.
What you think?
Tennessee.
Yeah, you're in Tennessee?
What do you think about the favorite movie saying?
I'm sorry.
On Almost Famous when they're singing Tiny Dancer.
Oh, yeah.
That's classic.
That's right.
On the bus.
Yes, so good.
Man, that is a good one.
Hey, thank you for that call.
I forgot how good that movie.
That's a great movie.
Yeah, it's a good movie, too.
Let me do one more.
Let's go to Franklin in Tennessee.
Hey, Franklin.
Hey, Bobby, how are you?
I'm good, buddy.
What you think about this?
Best movie scene ever?
Best movie scene ever is probably the very end of the first Iron Man film
where Nick Fury walks in and tells him
he wants to talk about the Avengers Initiative.
You know, that's great because the credits roll.
I'm going to be with him a little bit on this one.
It's really great.
And I know it's super current.
But I remember thinking the same thing.
I'm watching Iron Man and I'm blown away to how good Iron Man is, first of all.
Because at the time, I didn't know what Iron Man did.
What did you do? Make iron?
You know?
Working an iron mill?
I don't know what I'm watching.
I'm like, wow.
And then the credits roll.
And then, yeah, Nick Fury walks and then it goes, I'm going to talk about this.
I don't even know what the Avengers are.
But I'm like, huh?
And I look, and I'm like, whoa, they're going to put all group people together?
Yeah.
That's a good call, Franklin.
Thank you much.
Yeah.
Man, totally underappreciated movie moments, that one right.
there.
You geeked out on that one.
I did because I forgot about it.
Don't even remember that?
No, you probably don't.
You don't like it's cinema like I do.
Yeah, yeah.
Folks, it's your buddy and my
Mr. Bobby Bones.
This is the Bobby Bones.
Well, we had a little situation happen.
And I'm just curious to know what the listeners
think about this.
I think we should poll the room.
Our phone screener Hillary,
right now she's the lowest person on the totem pole.
The newest person to the show.
Would you agree with that right now?
Oh, yeah, for sure.
And always the lowest person has to do the runs.
Yeah.
To get coffees.
So Hillary goes and she's getting drinks and she's pulling back into the building.
And what happens?
I hit the building.
Well, because the drinks were going to spill.
Yes.
Yeah, they were about to spill in my car.
And I obviously didn't want that to happen.
So as I'm turning, I'm going up the hill to get into our garage.
And I didn't turn sharp enough.
And I kept going and I crashed right into our building.
Rescueing the coffee.
Yeah, there are multiple facets of the story.
Now, first of all, she's out doing a run for the show, okay?
Yeah.
It's the only reason why she's out.
Right.
Secondly, she had the building.
Like, it wasn't like a cone or a pole.
She had a whole building.
Brick.
Did it do any damage to your car?
Oh, yeah.
I mean, it's all over in my car, like it spilled in my car.
Well, I'm not talking about that.
Well, and the front, yes.
The damage when the car hit the building.
I have a giant hole in my bumper.
Giant hole.
I haven't seen it
Oh yeah, I've seen it
Okay
Now the question is
Who's at fault here?
Meaning
What do you mean
Who's it both the building or Hillary?
Or the coffee
Like what?
For us because we sit her
There's only one option
Hillary's driving the car
She ran into the building
That doesn't move
Hillary is at fault period
Hmm
What about the fact
That she's out doing something for the show
Okay
So if I'm out doing
something for the show and I get in a wreck
and then the show's at fault?
No, I see, I wouldn't think that's the case. I would think
Lunchbox, you're an adult, man, you have your own insurance.
She's an adult woman. She has her own
insurance. Well, a lot of times
if something happens on the job, the boss
is the one that takes the rap.
The matter what, like, say,
I don't think that's true because I think if you're
delivering. Well, I don't know
the exact, like how... I think you're just saying words
right now. No, I was a delivering driver. If I
got in a wreck, I was responsible for
paying for whatever. Okay.
I don't know if this applies in all military, but let's just say, like, in the Air Force, if you're the head of a squad.
My husband was in the Air Force, so was his dad, and he was the head of a squadron in Alaska, I think, somewhere.
If a pilot gets into an accident, crashes a plane.
We're talking about coffee in a car.
Amy's going to run an pilot in Alaska.
No, there's a point here.
The point is, if they get into an airplane accident or something, he had nothing to do with it.
He was on the ground, minding his own business.
Is his pilots up in the sky?
He's the one that had the wreck.
You know who loses the job?
The commander.
That's a commander having to have his people's back more than paying for the airplane.
That's a bad comparison.
It is.
I thought it was pretty good.
Like you had your people out doing something.
She messed up.
At NASA, if a spaceship goes to the move.
Who's in trouble?
Well, the president.
Y'all, she was out on a mission.
I think the high school teacher of the astronaut is.
To get coffee.
The mission went wrong.
Yeah.
Okay.
Do you think that we should?
should all pitch in and pay for you.
Stop, stop that.
I'm just wondering.
Amy, you are way off the face.
If it's on Hillary
or if it's on the company
to pay for Hillary's bumper.
The company.
Not us?
Oh, it could be us too.
You know, we sent her out.
Hillary, how do you feel about this?
I mean, I think it was my fault.
I was really stupid.
I was trying not to get it to spill
and I wasn't paying attention.
So I know it was my fault.
Under Amy's rules, though, if you were driving to work and you had a wreck, you would have...
No, no, no, driving to work doesn't count.
You're acting like, while the pilots are driving into work.
No, he was on the clock.
If the pilot's flying...
He's flying.
She was on the clock.
We sent her out on a mission.
Hillary's on the battleship.
I mean, what in the world?
So Hillary's in a tank, right?
I know, I know.
It's a totally dumb comparison.
But I just feel like...
somewhat responsible for sending her out
and this happened. It's a bummer.
Do you have any idea how much the bummer's
going to cost? Oh, yeah.
Oh, here we go. Oh, boy.
Oh, how much.
Okay. This is going to change Amy's mind, maybe.
Go ahead, Hillary.
Without insurance covering a little over $2,000.
Oh, my dear.
That was more than Eddie's whole car.
Yeah, by like a lot.
Amy's shot, shot, shot, shot.
No, I just didn't know a bumper could be that much.
Wow.
Eddie's old car, by the way.
There's a lot of moving parts inside of my car.
What's your deductible for your insurance?
If they do it, it's $500.
Okay, so what if we on the show paid the deductible
and then it covered your insurance?
No, you don't like that lunchbox?
Does she want to make her insurance go up over a bumper?
It really doesn't go up.
I don't know.
I mean, not really.
That's a long old school thing.
Oh, there's something that's been fed to me?
Okay.
Yeah, I mean, a bit, but not really over a bumper.
I've never heard of a file insurance for my accident.
Let's not forget the important part of it.
What's up?
Who's fall?
Whose fault was it?
She did crash into a building.
So what we need to do is come up with the $500 for her deductible.
Is that fair to you, Hillary?
I just feel really bad because it was my fault.
Like, I appreciate it.
But Amy, stop.
Now that Amy knows the full price of the bumper, she's starting to walk backward.
No, I'm not.
I'm still in with helping.
But, I mean, if you feel bad about it, we could think of things.
Like, I got kids.
I do babysit for Amy.
Services.
What in the world?
We could help her earn the fire.
Lunchbox thinks we're crazy.
You guys have lost your mind.
She got in a wreck.
She crashed her car into the wall.
We had nothing to do with it.
It does not matter that she went to get coffee.
The building has been there.
It never moved.
Wait, you're telling me the building didn't move a few inches and recently threw off.
Our coffee that was going to spill.
Okay.
So we pay for a vacuum her floorboard.
But to pay for $2,000 for a bumper, get out of town.
Get out of town.
Oh, wow.
Not even stay in town to be irritated.
Get out of town.
Okay, okay. Let me put Alicia in Oxford, Mississippi. Hey, Alicia.
Hey. Do you have any knowledge of a situation like this?
Well, yeah. It actually happens a lot. Okay. Believe it or not. Go ahead.
Because in Oxford, we have a lot of delivery services. And so if it's listed with the company as a commercial auto, she uses it for business use, then it's covered as a business vehicle. But if it's just her personal vehicle, then her,
insurance isn't going to cover it as a business. So then her insurance premium is going to go up
for filing a claim. Anytime you file a claim, your insurance does go up unless you have accident
forgiveness. Do you have accident forgiveness? Not that I know of. I don't think of. Do you have building
forgiveness? Yeah. Is nationwide on your side or what? So wait, what do you think about this?
So if she's at work, should work pay for it? No, because I mean it was her fault. She was driving.
She didn't want to steal the call of the inside, so she hit the building.
Okay.
Great call.
Great call.
Smart woman.
I appreciate that call.
See, now I feel bad.
Hey, Brooklyn and Tallahassee.
Hey, Bobby.
Hey, tell me your story.
So, I actually would take my lunch break and I would go to class for doing my way back to work.
And they texted me and wanted me to go on a run.
and so I plugged in the location that they told me to end to my GPS
and since I was looking at my GPS going to that location
I ended up totaling my car
and I was completely at fault for it
and they didn't pay for nothing.
Oh, man.
Oh, dear.
All right, thank you for their call.
I'm having to sit on this one a while.
Not really.
I mean, all those calls, man.
Two.
It's a lot.
Lots of tweets coming in about our phone screener Hillary ramming the building with her car when she was out getting coffees for the show.
Someone says, first off, $2,000 was way too much for a bumper.
By the way, Hillary's in the glass room.
Hey, Hillary, what kind of car do you have?
What kind of car do you have?
What kind of car do you have?
Alexis SUV.
Oh, dang.
Wait, you got family money?
Wait, pay him for car.
Exactly.
Come on.
She's driving a license.
She's going to pour the bumper.
Get out of the town.
Wow.
I am done.
Not Twish!
Hillary's richer than all of us.
We're in here feeling bad about her bumpers?
Oh, you didn't know that?
No, no, no, no.
Well, I mean, I just figured it maybe...
Hillary, is that a car that maybe one of your parents gave you or something?
No, I actually got it from my mom's old boss, so he gave me a really great deal on it.
Oh, okay.
Are you rich?
Definitely not.
I'm working three jobs right now.
Amy's babysitting.
I count that as a job.
Huh.
The Lexus thing can't put a knot in the old story.
No, she got a good deal from her mom's old boss.
It's not brand new or anything.
Stop.
She has a Lexus.
I couldn't even look.
get a Lexus. Get out. I mean.
Okay. Let's not judge someone. I'm not judge anybody by their car.
Except we all are. Except we all are. Okay. First off, the suite says, first off,
it's from Sam Arch. This 2000's way too much to fix a bumper. Second, how fast are you
going that you destroyed the bumper? You need a replacement. Like how? Did you nail the gas
right into the building? I mean, I was trying to turn so I was on the gas. Yeah. But I just
didn't turn sharp enough. Third, you hit a building. No one should pay.
for you hitting a building.
Yeah.
I mean, he makes a good point
that the building wasn't moving.
Okay.
I have to spend some time
with this, Hillary.
Okay.
But let me just think about this.
Sounds like Chris Rock wrote all those two.
First, you hit a building.
Don't forget, she's out to Lexus.
Alexis.
Hey, just at one other point here,
Hillary, our phone screener,
was driving her SUV this morning.
She's picking up coffee,
and she runs into the building,
and her bumper's messed up
and it's a $2,000 on a bumper apparently
and we're going who should pay for it
but not to throw gasoline on the fire.
Hillary in the room, can you hear me in there
in the glass room? Okay.
Hey, so not only is the subject
of your car and you crashing
into the building a thing, but you know you officially lost
a bracket. Like no one can lose to you?
Oh, yeah, this week hasn't been very great.
Oh, that's why.
Hillary on the phone's going to take shot after shot.
Didn't know that.
Yeah, she lost a bracket, which
which means for an entire day from when she wakes up until when she goes to bed,
she has to wear underwear over her pants and then go do a public singing if I'm a little teapot.
Yeah, at a place that we pick.
So, yeah, it's really not, I'm not shaping up too good for you.
It's not my week, but it's okay, I'll do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That bet you lost.
Yeah, yeah, we know you'll do it.
There's no debate on that bet.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, thank you, Hillary.
Hillary, the phone screener.
I just wanted to bring that up.
Well, I mean, I don't know salt in the wound.
I feel like it needed to be addressed.
If you have to eat a turd, don't nibble it,
that's what I say.
I love that one.
You know?
I'm writing that one.
My grandma used to tell the turd, don't nibble it.
Just eat it.
Just take it all.
So, yeah, I just don't want to nibble the turd.
I just wanted to have the whole thing.
No, that's smart.
You wrecked your car in the building and you lost the bed.
Here's the whole thing.
I know.
Let me run this scenario by you, Amy.
Okay.
Because I think I messed up.
What'd you do?
And I had a good heart about it because I felt I'm a heart.
was in the right place, I just don't think it ended up
how I wanted it to end up. So I get
a tweet from a listener. She says, hey,
I'm hashtag B-Team.
My daughter's doing a fundraiser. They live north of Sacramento.
Listen to us on the bowl in Sacramento.
Says, hey, they're doing for St. Baldricks. Would you guys
familiar with that? Yeah. You raise money and shave your head.
Can't support people that are fighting. Childhood cancer.
Daughter's in ninth grade, and she
shows me her page where she's raising money. Now I know this
legit cause because it goes right to the St. Baldricks page.
So I go, oh, I'd like to help out, and I donate.
Well, apparently the person who has the most money donated to their account has to shave their head.
Now, this is a ninth grade girl.
Yes, yes, yes, okay.
I think I donated too much money.
That's you.
And she has to shave her head.
And I feel bad about it because I just wanted to donate to it.
Well, she knew entering.
I know.
I know.
But do they really think someone's going to respond on Twitter?
That's going to make them win?
That lives halfway across the country.
Yeah.
And I don't feel like I'm halfway across the country from our listeners.
I feel like we're just one computer screen away from each other or phone.
So, like, I, you know, it was a pretty nice chunk of money.
But now she's the leader.
She's done.
She has to shave her head.
She's in ninth grade.
Uh-oh.
She's a girl.
If it was a dude, I would be like a hair short anyway.
Yeah.
You couldn't have picked a dude?
I'm flummock.
No, the dude didn't, the person didn't tweet me.
Oh, yeah, the mob tweeted you.
I mean.
So now I'm flummoxed.
It's a big word.
Let me look it up.
I don't know what that means.
So.
Very nice of you.
My heart was in the right place, but now I feel like a total dweb.
Oh, heart's in the right place.
I think, hopefully, here's what you got to do.
You just got to hope that she went into this knowing.
I got to get her on the phone.
Wanting to win or to fundraise the most.
And she's totally cool with shaving her head.
Because, yeah, you're right now.
She has a long hair.
Like, back.
It's like, I showed Mike Dede the picture of her.
I was like, dude, I think I'm torn.
Yeah, you need to know.
You need to get her on the phone.
You need to know where she was entering this.
Did she want to rate?
I don't know.
Maybe she wanted to raise some funds, join in, like be a part of something.
But she ever thinks she was going to win?
No.
That's a problem.
I know. Now she has to shave her hood.
I know.
And that takes a long time to grow back.
A long time.
And for a girl in the ninth grade?
I know.
You know what?
I'm going to go with that her heart is all in and she's just going to go for it.
And she's happy to do it.
I don't know if we can get her on the phone.
I'd like to talk to the mom or to the.
Like did she cry when you?
There's a picture.
I don't know.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
You see a picture of her?
Yeah.
Her hair's beautiful.
I know.
Thank you.
I know how you can solve this.
Well, I thought maybe find a dude who has short hair and donate to him more like I put myself into this trap or if I let him beat her.
Yeah.
Oh, I was going to say, just shave your head for her.
But I don't have any hair.
I'm just trying.
I mean, I have short hair.
It would take me nothing.
I also have a couple TV things going on.
He doesn't have time for that much of times.
Our station manager.
Gator is in here.
Hey, Gator, do you know, what happened?
Hillary, our phone screener crashed into the building.
You know, honestly, I was playing basketball this morning, missed the whole story.
I just heard as I was walking out.
So, okay, you're in management.
Yeah.
Important fella.
Nah.
He's calling the shots around here.
Most influential program director in country music, right here.
Here you is, the Gator.
Allie Gator, the Gator.
This feels like a setup.
No, no, no.
We want your opinion.
Allie Gator.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Hillary, our phone screener, goes to get coffees.
and she comes back and she crashes into the building outside.
Like hit our building?
Yeah.
Building's fine.
Okay.
She's fine.
The building didn't move.
Don't worry.
But her bumper has a hole in it now.
Okay.
So who pays for that?
Well, it sounds, I don't think it's the building's fault.
It's not the building's fault.
But who pays for that?
It's going to be her insurance.
She's going to have to file that.
It's going to be her insurance.
So you think that's on her?
Well, listen, did she voluntarily go get the coffee,
or did someone order her to go get coffee?
Well, she went to pick up coffees for the show.
I bet what's it under, I mean, was that a work thing?
Did you say, hey, go get coffee?
Yes, because she's the lowest on the totem pole, so she's the errand runner.
So she went to do the errands.
Oh, so it could be a part of her job.
Now it's tough call.
Still her insurance.
Still her insurance.
Wow.
Hillary, are you hearing this?
Even the gator says, according to him, it's your insurance thing.
So they had to pay for it, and then I had to pay the deductible.
Well, it depends on your insurance.
But yeah, I'm thinking you're going to have to pay the deductible.
Because Amy thinks we should all pitch in as a show and pay for the bumper.
How nuts is that?
I think it's great.
Amy first.
Okay.
You know what?
I love you.
I'll throw a 20 spot in.
Yeah, wow.
See?
We got this.
Go fund me, Hillary's bumper.
Now, does it affect your judgment at all that she has a Lexus?
No.
Yes, actually.
That is so.
It's so judgmental.
I know.
All life's judgment.
That's all it is in this world.
Hey, by the way, Gator, our program directors in here.
Last night we had our class of 2018 show where the five artists that I picked at the very
beginning of the year all came out and played.
I would say it's pretty awesome, huh?
It was incredible.
And the thing that was cool was everybody was so respectful.
Like the people that were there, the beatamers, they loved music because it was like
a bluebird experience.
It was so quiet and analog is brilliant.
I mean, that place is awesome.
This Cassie Ashton.
Oh, geez.
I mean, she captivated the room, right?
Yeah, crazy good.
And what's funny with her is like, when she talks, she's one person when she sings,
she's a completely different person, and it's awesome.
Yeah, I mean, the whole room was just like watching her going, what has happened?
But yeah, it was fantastic.
And Morgan Evans.
Sometimes.
Or on the verge artist.
Gator had a big hand of picking that.
Look at this guy over here.
Gator, Gator, Gator.
So what I would love about Morgan, though, was he was up there watching every single person that performed.
Oh, him and, because Kelsey came with him.
She didn't go out.
She just was there supporting Morgan.
Morgan Evans, her husband.
But they sat and watched every one of the artists.
Every single one of them.
Yeah.
They all did.
Yeah, it was cool.
So, all right, Gator.
Thank you for your insight.
Anything else you like to say?
You are, I mean, we have in our room now.
The most influential program director in country music right now.
Yeah.
Anything you want to ask them?
Because we have them right here.
That's trouble.
How was your basketball game this morning?
Yeah.
Did you win?
I played like crap, but we won every game, so it took one for the team.
Yep.
And the term Gator comes from what?
I was 18-year.
old idiot. My real name's Tony and they said, nope, that's too plain because it was 1990,
whatever. And they said, nope, we're going to call you Gator. And I said, okay.
Oh, that's similar to my story. You're going to pay me to talk on the radio? I think I was
pulling down like 14-3 that first year. Ballin. Oh, man. That's the most money I've ever had
still. Well, I remember when I signed my first contract. I'd been ready for seven years. I signed
a contract. It was for $17,000 a year. I was like, boom. B-O-C. Ballin out of control.
But Bobby Ballin is just giving it forced on me too.
As a 17-year-old kid, they said,
okay, your name's either Bobby Z or Bobby Bones.
And I said, well, they both kind of stink,
but you're going to pay me to talk on the radio?
But the thing is, at least Bobby Bones sounds cool.
Gator is just an animal.
And by the way, I've worked in Tennessee radio my entire life.
Do you know how unpopular gators are in the state of Tennessee?
Florida Gators.
It doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
Yeah.
And I'm pretty sure it's a reptile.
I never even thought of the Florida Gators.
Well, thank you, Gator.
Good call.
Thanks, guys.
What did you say, Eddie?
It's a reptile, not an animal.
But it's still an animal.
A reptile is an animal.
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Eddie.
Guys, I have a leopard gecko, please.
Let me be the expert.
Tony Gator, thank you.
Bye, guys.
All right, there he is.
Tony Gator.
Stayed your program.
Yes.
You know that Elon Musk guy, the guy at Tesla, the guy that shoots the rockets in the air?
Yeah.
Apparently, his dad, I don't know, a luncheon box has to break this down for me.
So Elon Musk's dad had a daughter with a step.
He has a child.
So Elon Musk is dad.
Yes.
His name is Errol.
Okay, Aero.
He had a baby with his stepdaughter.
What do you mean?
He married a woman who had like a four-year-old girl.
Later on in life, he married that four-year-old girl when she became an adult and they have a child together now.
Huh.
Did he raise a four-year-old girl?
He said, no, he said she was away from our family, but we reconnected.
No, no, no.
Errol is 72.
He said he did not see Jana until she was 30.
Okay.
She was raised mostly away from the family.
Mostly.
But that's the word, too.
Like, if I'm in court, mostly, you're still guilty.
He doesn't love too much.
Indy.
That's messed up.
Aero, if you're listening.
That's messed up, man.
Like, what are you doing?
But, but.
I love a good butt.
I love a good butt.
I mean, it's totally creepy and like, ugh.
But it's not illegal.
But there's really not, I mean, if he's saying he didn't see her from when she was a little girl,
there's, I bet plenty of girls you saw when they were four.
And at 30, you'd be like, okay.
But it's not your stepdaughter.
Yeah, Woody Allen does it?
No, no, that's a different story.
That's different, right?
He raised that.
That's what I'm saying.
It's his stepdaughter.
But he raised.
Are you okay with that?
Ew.
But.
He's saying he didn't see her for many, many years.
He said mostly.
I don't, mostly.
That means he helped raise that kid.
Still, a stepdaughter.
I'm going to step out on this one and go, nope.
Yeah, me do, but still, ew.
Is Elon they hang out?
No, they don't talk.
They don't talk.
Yeah, Elon just, he just, because this is his dad.
It's a famous story.
Elon wishes he wasn't even in the story.
He's like, dig it, Dad.
That's why he wants to go to Mars.
Get away from his stepdad.
Get out of here.
Good one, good one.
Yeah, that's a weird one.
Oh, wow, that is bizarre.
So I guess it didn't work out with her mom and him.
Yeah, I guess not.
But I worked out with her daughter.
By the way, we go yesterday and we accept this award.
The Crystal Ball Trophy, they get the Red Cross.
Here's the Crystal Ball Award.
Raised like a million dollars.
It's a real nice ceremony.
We get dressed up.
and the crystal cross, excuse me.
Yes.
And so, of course, it's a cross, not a ball, the red cross.
So apparently lunchbox stole an award, first of all.
What?
What?
It's not here.
I mean, it's not here.
I mean, we all got the award.
I need both awards up here.
Are they both here still?
Bobby's yours is right here.
Where's the other one?
The other one's M-I-A, dude.
Where's the other award?
Lunchbox, where's the other award?
Yeah, Bobby here.
It's right there.
No, there's two.
No, no.
Where's the other one, though?
Oh, it's on the shelf.
Where?
At my house.
Okay, you got to bring it back.
up here. We can draw. If we want to give
it to a show member, I'm finally giving away both these
people's houses. We can't just take them home
and steal them. Why is it at your house?
Well, they handed it to me. They handed this one to Mike Dees. Do you get to keep it?
Well, I mean, that's Mike D's fault for not
thinking. No, you have to bring it back. And we'll draw, and if you feel like
if you win it, you can keep it at your house.
Guys. Like the Stanley Cup, you pass it around.
Here's the thing. They handed it to me, and I have a child coming. So I want
this child to come into the world. Ding, man, this guy's a winner. So I need to put
this trophy on this one. You're going to get an ACM. Show the
ACM. I know, but this is a humanitarian award.
That is true. You have to bring it back.
I'll see if I can find it.
It lost? Yeah, I might be lost. You put it up on your shelf really?
Pretty cool looking.
It is a cool looking award. This guy.
Like, what are you? Why do you want? It should be here at least.
Want to give it to a listener? Give it to a listener.
Yeah, you can't just take stuff home.
No, no, they handed it to me. I think they were just trying to get rid of the box.
And then I put it in my car and it ended up on my shelf.
All right.
Over to Amy now with the pile.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
The fear of robots taking jobs is making employees sick.
Like physically sick.
Well, this has always been a thing over history.
People used to pull all the crops with their hands and then you built machines.
But what's going to happen is it's not that people are taking.
This is my whole theory here.
Okay.
Jobs aren't going away.
different jobs are opening up
because what's going to happen is jobs
where you have to literally think and
create, they're going to be more of those.
That's where people are going to find.
Because robots can't think and create.
They can right now mass produce cars.
We're seeing that.
There are people that will put the wheels on.
But now it's the jobs of, you know, like poets.
Yeah.
Not that there's a big market for poetry,
but my point is those kind of jobs are the ones
that are going to be way and more demand in the future.
You just have to navigate your skill set to fit.
That's what we've been doing our whole life.
Yeah.
There's a real, I read a book about,
this guy, the Hershey guy.
Chocolate?
Yeah, I don't know what the first name.
Walter Hershey, we'll call it.
Yeah, but the chocolate guy.
How, when they were inventing
and they had machines come in,
the economy was terrible.
And he was like, nope, I'm going to still hire 40 people
instead of putting in one machine because I need to keep
these people working.
That's not going to happen very much.
Hershey, that's old school.
I read that, and I was like, man, that Hershey guy
had it.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah, yeah.
It's probably have all of you guys.
I mean, I can do the show of myself.
All these robots?
No, which one of us
our jobs be replaced by a robot,
legit? Anybody?
Probably Morgan, too.
It could just take our voice and then tweet it.
I feel like I have enough lunchbox saved up.
Probably you just hit a button and be like,
You're stupid.
Yeah, that's true.
That's your bone here.
No, no, no.
I think this is a thinking, thinking man's job.
Yeah.
Okay, good.
What else?
Justin Bieber wants to do more Christian-appropriate songs.
Sources say that he wants his music to be more in line with his church's values,
but even so he's not going to do a full-on Christian album.
Listen, I think if he wants to do a Christian record, great for him.
Yeah.
Sing a song about the good lords, what I say.
He's very religious now.
Our friends are pretty close with Justin.
They go to church with Justin.
They say he's the real deal.
What do they say about Justin and Selena?
They're not together.
But I just read that on the internet.
I don't ask about that.
It's like people who are really close to him, so I don't ask.
I know, I know.
Listen.
But yeah, no, they say that he's really like.
And listen, nobody's perfect.
The best Christian people I know don't claim to be perfect.
But, yeah, they say he's like really in.
He's into it.
So I hope he does.
I mean, I think it's a great example.
So on his next album or next songs that he puts out, we may see more of a Christian influence.
I think it would be cool if he made Jesus cool to people who Jesus wasn't that cool to right now.
Yeah, I agree.
So I'm into that.
Well, go ahead.
What else?
Yeah.
Netflix is bringing back Queer Eye for a second season.
Has anybody watched the first season on Netflix?
People love it.
No, I haven't. Because I watched that wild, wild country, and that's what my Netflix, well, by the way, watch that show. But I haven't watched Queer Eye yet. But people that I know that watch it say it's the best thing. I didn't even like the first one that much. I never watched the first one ever. I didn't really know much about it other than kind of a little bit of the concept. So this Netflix, I mean, it is so good. All the guys gay. Yes.
Okay. Because the first time there was like one that wasn't gay. This is the Fab Five. And they are. And they're going in and they picked people.
that you wouldn't really think maybe they don't have much interaction with gay people or whatever
and they touch on race and culture and I mean it's so moving and like you cry so it's more than
just clothes oh it's so much more than it's totally send just like a good message of you're like
you know what okay the world isn't totally crumbling before our eyes you know and I didn't know that
I just thought it was when they go and pick out clothes and all of a sudden you're like bam look at me
No.
But I like it.
There's a message to it.
Yeah.
They're kind of breaking down some stereotypes and whatnot.
And I think it's good.
I'm glad it's coming back for a second season.
And this is from someone I never watched it in the beginning.
But I saw it on Netflix.
I think when I got sick, I binged it.
It was pretty good.
And then lastly, you know, we hear that like looking down at your phone is just really, really bad.
But I'm going to give you this to compare.
Unless you're driving, don't close your eyes.
But I need you to sit here and think about.
a 60 pound weight literally on your neck.
Okay.
So when you're looking down at your phone, that is basically what is happening to your neck.
It's the equivalent to a 60 pound weight on it.
And we're, our necks are down all the time.
Well, to counterbalance that, I spend a lot of time looking at the sun.
Well, then that's your 60 pound weight on your chin.
Oh, and my eyeballs hurt a little bit.
I just think that we need us somehow, like, should we invent, like, texting with our phone
straight out ahead or something?
Eventually, it's all going to be in our eyeballs anyway.
It's going to be in a contact for glasses.
That's where it's going to be.
Well, that's what they do in an altered carbon.
It's all in the eyeball.
Yeah, it's all going to be there.
Like, obviously.
Oh.
Yeah.
Duh.
Obviously.
Obviously.
Okay, well, try to not put your neck down.
I'm Amy.
That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Let me.
This is the Bobby Bones show.
That's right.
Now, here he is.
Turn it up.
Kenny Chesney was in earlier?
And we're talking about working out.
And then I box.
So I asked him about boxing, and it turned into, you ever been in a fist fight?
And at first he said, no, I never punched anybody.
And then he goes, oh, I have hit someone before.
Here's Kenny Chesney this morning.
Let me take that back.
I did hit a person once.
And it was in the middle of my show, believe it or not.
And this just goes to show you how much things have changed.
That used to be part of the show.
Because this was too.
No, yeah.
Yeah.
I used to get it to crowd.
Yeah.
So this was 2005, and it was the first year I played the Pittsburgh Steelers Football Stadium.
And that year, I came up on my entrance to the show was in the middle of the stadium where the soundboard is.
And then at the end of the show, I thought it'd be cool if I just walked through the crowd to the stage.
And it was a little cheesy looking back on it because I had security around me, you know, and you kind of look like a boxer.
going through the crowd, but you know, the fans liked it, I thought, anyway.
So halfway, this fan, this guy grabs me by the knees and picks me up and squeezes me and holds
me up in the air in front of the whole stadium.
And I just reacted and I went, p'all, and I hit him as hard as I could, all force, going
down right on his mouth.
I mean, I hit him right in the face really hard.
He let go immediately?
In front of 60,000 people.
Right?
And I'm thinking the whole first couple of songs, I went, this is great.
I wanted this whole show and everything I make tonight, I don't have to give to him.
You know?
So, but that just goes to show you how much our culture has changed because you can't find that anywhere.
It was before everybody had a phone in their hand.
Oh, yeah, good point.
So no one has footage of this.
Nobody.
We have it.
My guys, and I couldn't believe it.
And I ended up talking to the guy.
He was scared that I was going to sue him somehow.
You know, so we didn't, nobody pressed charges or anything.
But that's the only time I've ever hit a person.
And I just reacted.
I couldn't believe it.
That was this morning.
What a great Kenny Chesney's story that we just dug and dug and dug.
He's like, oh yeah, punch somebody in the face.
Get ready for this one, folks.
Man, it's good.
So I hear the whole thing back.
Once the show gets loaded today,
search Bobby Bone Show on demand on Iheart Radio.
By the way, it's Mariah Carey's birthday today.
Mariah Carey turns 48.
Did you know Mariah Carey has made $60 million from All I Want for Christmas is You?
She didn't write that song.
I don't think she wrote it, right?
Wow.
So here's the game we're going to play.
Since it's Mariah Carey's birthday, she's 48.
I have the, it's 12, because some of them tie.
for number 10. Add the
artist with the most number ones. Pop number ones.
Okay? Of all time.
Hmm. So the actual...
Wow. Here it is. Number one...
Most number one... I'm trying to fight. The number one pop pits in the United States.
Okay? Okay. So we're talking about... There are a couple old school artists here.
Like, I'll throw you a bone on one of them, okay? The Supremes make the list.
Because the Supremes have 12 number ones.
Okay, I got it. Okay. So we'll go around...
We'll see if you miss it or not.
Amy, you go first.
Who do you want to say is on the list?
Go ahead.
Whitney Houston.
Oh, Whitney Houston.
How do you feel about that one, guys?
I don't like that one.
She only has one.
Which one does she have lunch on?
I will always love you.
Whitney Houston comes in at number seven with 11 number one.
She's 11 number ones.
Stop it.
Good one, Amy.
All right, lunchbox, you're up, buddy.
That's easy, the Beatles.
The Beatles.
Yeah, I mean, they're the biggest band of all time.
They have to be on there.
The Beatles,
at number one with 20.
Get off, people.
We weren't on you.
We weren't on you.
Nobody was on you.
Nobody disagreed with you.
We actually thought, hey, good answer, their friend.
Hey.
I was about to pat you on the back.
Yeah, we're about to go, hey, babe.
Good work.
Mariah carries at number two, by the way, with 18.
She has 18 number one.
Second of all time.
Dang.
Eddie.
Ah, the king, Elvis.
Elvis Presley, he says.
Show me Elvis Presley here, ladies and gentlemen.
What?
The king of rock and roll?
Yes.
You're not done, but they only have one point.
You have none.
Okay.
Now we go back.
Eddie, you're up again.
Okay, get off me, fools.
Go ahead.
That's how you do it, like him.
Let's go with Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson is Michael Jackson in the top ten?
Michael Jackson has 13 number one.
Yeah.
And number four all times.
That's crazy.
Luke Brian has like 20, but.
It's different.
Different chart.
It just sounds funny.
Different chart.
And their formats are not completely screwed up in radio.
Gotcha.
And it's not everybody just patting them up in the bat.
I didn't mean to bring this up.
Passing around phone calls.
Hey, I'll give you the number one if you give me the number one.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Don't get me to start.
I know, I know, sorry.
Let's go here.
Lunchbox back to you.
This is easy.
Come together.
You two.
First of all, the Beatles scene come together.
That was the Beatles again.
And then you two didn't make it.
What?
No hits.
I thought they were huge.
Amy?
Madonna.
Madonna is at number five.
That's correct.
Just 12 number one.
Right now Amy's in Lee with.
Two points. There are only like five left. Amy, you're up again?
Oh, wow. I thought I was going to have a minute.
No, because it goes snake. Yeah. So it equals out.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Okay. Which artists is on the list from most number one's all time? Pop chart. Go ahead. Biggest artists of all time. Go ahead. Amy.
Usher.
Usher. Wow. Wow.
You're a nice and random. Wow. Yeah. He's on there.
Get out. He has nine. He's at number 12.
I thought it was a.
Tighter 10.
Type of ten.
What?
This one that's thought I did all I can say.
Amy's in the lead now with three.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
He may be a little creepy, but R. Kelly!
Oh, he's not going to push out the kitchen.
Show me R. Kelly.
No.
He's bigger than Usher.
No way.
Come together.
R. Kelly.
Here comes this son.
R. Kelly.
He is bigger than Usher.
No, he's not.
No, he's not.
Stop.
Eddie.
I mean, no, statistically, he's not.
I have the numbers right here.
Eddie, go ahead.
Gosh, I'm so nervous right now.
But give me Britney Spears.
Oh, wow, Britney Spears.
That was a dumb gift.
Oh, is it?
I don't think it's dumb.
Thank you, Amy.
I almost guessed it.
Any other, Eddie, last time we go around.
I have new kids in the block.
No.
Life spots?
Yeah, I am going to have to go with someone from the 80s.
Go ahead.
So we'll have to go with guns and roses.
Oh.
Is that pop?
Amy, you're the, yeah, anything's pop.
crosses over and is the main child. It stands for
popular. Popular. Pop is popular.
I know that. I work
in pop. Come on, Amy. Go ahead, Amy.
You're very pop.
Popular. You won anyway, but this is the last guess.
Yeah, come on. Beyonce.
No, no, no, not Beyonce. Amy, by the way, with three points,
Amy is the winner. Congratulations, Amy.
Yes, there is. Thank you. Who else is on there?
The Beatles have 20.
I got that. Mariah Carey has 18.
At third is Rihanna with 14.
Rihanna, duh.
There are only like three new artists on this, but Rihanna has 14.
Michael Jackson at 13.
Madonna at 12, the Supremes at 12.
Whitney Houston with 11 number ones.
Janet Jackson has 10 number ones.
Stevie Wonder.
Oh, I should have known that.
No, you shouldn't have.
Yeah, superstition.
Katie Perry, Elton John, and Usher.
Elton John?
Oh, come on, guys.
You're just yelling names back at me at this point.
It's already said the name.
We all feel the same way.
about the list. We're like, oh, I should have thought of it.
Oh, the list. Oh. Now, Rihanna would have never
crossed my radar, but Stevie Wonder, he's the jam.
Okay, cool.
The Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones.
Okay, so if you search Bobbycast, that's the podcast I do from my house.
You were here at Red Aiken's podcast. It's really fantastic.
It talks about his songs. When he's an artist, talks about over 30 number one,
talks about Thomas Red, his son. And it's just full.
I mean, so many people have downloaded that podcast.
So search Bobbycast on IHartRadio or on Apple podcasts.
But I'm going to tell you, Morgan Number 2 did one, and it's got a lot of plays.
Oh, I need to listen.
Very interested in Morgan Number 2.
Morgan Number 2, are you feeling like people oddly care about you more than you thought they would?
Yeah, like, people are super interested in, I guess, what I have to say because it's like off the mic.
She's like, people are super interested in what I have to say.
No, it's because I talk.
We talked about the show after the show.
Yeah.
You think that's what it is?
Yeah, I think people are interested in that.
Morgan number two brings, she's the newest person in the room.
I mean, all the rest of us have kind of been around each other for 10 years.
Yeah.
So Morgan number two is the newbie, and she talks about that.
And she says, man, it's weird.
It was weird.
It's tough.
You walk into the room and everybody knows each other, and you're the new person?
Oh, for sure.
So, yeah, Bobbycast, Morgan number two is apparently a big star now.
I had no idea.
Wow.
Not so much.
She's handling the fame well.
Our studio, our building gave her a parking spot.
I can't even get one.
And they gave her one because their bobby cast is so big.
Wow.
They're like, feature star.
Yeah, so that's up there.
This morning we were in my office before the show, and they were recording and some commercials and promo stuff.
And Amy messes up on her promo.
And she goes, just leave it.
It sounds natural.
And I said, well, no, no, no.
We're recording it.
We have to keep it going.
Leave it.
She's like, no, no, but that's how I naturally talk.
So just leave it.
I think it's more relatable.
I mean, because I'm not a perfect speaker.
Great.
And when you talk live like this, it's okay.
But if you're recording, the rule is if you're recording, it has to be right.
How bad was it?
Oh, it's still been the rule for years.
But I just was so frustrated because it was like the fifth time I've had to redo it.
And I was like, just leave it.
She goes, no, no, no, it's relate.
It's more relatable.
It's natural.
Yeah, natural.
It's natural is what it was.
I was like, stop it, Amy.
Yeah.
I know, I get it.
I get it.
I get it. And you know what? We redid it. And I didn't mess up.
Yeah, because I was like, we have to redo it. And then Ray's yelling at us, hurry up!
Gotta get on the air. We got to go. Thanks to Kenny Chesney for coming by.
Listen to the show back if you want to hear that. We appreciate you being here.
We will see you tomorrow on the show. Thank you very much.
Come on y'all, Bobby Bones Show.
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