The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Listens To Journey On Gas + Slam Poem Game + Eddie's Dinner Rules

Episode Date: August 17, 2017

Bobby listens to Journey while high on dental gas, the slam poem game and Eddie shares his dinner rules Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yes, 100%. D. I would think so, too. You don't? I think it's a happiness. Like, someone is having a bigger moment and you want to be able to share in the happiness and it's kind of like, okay, like,

love is love. Oh, boy, this guy is talking about love and love. They're expressing their love, and it's like a moment like, man, love, let's just go ahead and spread it. This coming from the guy that is all about him most of the time, if someone at your wedding proposed, you would be like, excuse me, no.

You would be. You're upstaging the bride. It's like, oh, you just got, like, you're taking the attention off. That's what a wedding is. It's attention. The wedding is an attention day for the bride and groom. And you're taking the attention off the attention day they just paid for. No, because the wedding is bigger than a proposal.

Ooh, it doesn't matter. You're still taking a lot of the attention. Yeah, like find your own special time. At your wedding, let's say that I proposed at your wedding. Yeah. Do you know what the story coming out of that? wedding would be, not your wedding. That's okay, though. No, it's not.

You're full of crap. Why? Because love is love. Love is love. You're full of crap. You would be living at me. And so is your wife. Okay, let's vote on this. We have four people in the room. Is it okay to propose at someone else's wedding? Say yes if you believe so. Yes. Say no if you don't. No.

Okay. Thank you. It's a democracy. That wins. Yeah. Here's the guy who jumps into a, listen to this. Oh, this story is nuts. This is bad. A guy in Illinois jumped into a river on Thursday to avoid paying his bar tab. Cops have searched him for 24 hours. He's still missing. Whoa.

He owed 30 bucks. He was drinking at a bar in Illinois on Thursday night. He got his tab. There he go. And he ran and jumped into the river to avoid paying it. Then he disappeared. He's still missing. So here's the thing, though.

Either he got away, Scott Free and he's just, or he gone. I tend to think he got away. I hope so. $30. But that's why I tend to think he got away. You don't? I think he'd go on. Wow, that's going to be terribly sad.

So here's a message. I just got this handed to me. They just put up here. They wrote, We no longer require assistance from the public to identify him. Is that super morbid or he's okay? No, that means that they're relieving of that. Like, it's done.

Or is it like we found him, don't worry about it. I don't know. I see it as he. He's just not here anymore. Yeah, I think he's past. I think they're just, yeah, playing it safe. Like, in case he is gone. Like, they just want to be sort of nice about it.

The police cryptically wrote on the Facebook page, they no longer require assistance from the public to identify him. Maybe they already know who he is, but they haven't found. I don't know. That's crazy. He just goes jumps in a river to avoid $30? They want to update. Oh, no.

What's the update? The body of 29-year-old. He's not alive. I can tell it because he wouldn't read it like this. Go ahead. The body of 29-year-old Ernest Prentick was found in the river. Oh my goodness. He's not alive? No. Oh, man. So that's why

they put that message up. Yeah. That sucks. Yeah. How would you jump into such a strong? Because he's been drinking probably. I mean, sometimes you don't do the most rash out things. I thought you were getting this with that tone. No. I wouldn't do that on this. Yes, you would do it in general. You would do it. Especially if he was alive. You would be like, You were like, the body.

Wow. That's a terrible story. Yeah. Kind of mad to brought it up. Be honest with it. Go back and do that. Kind of hate that brought that story up. Recognizing people doing cool things.

It's ICU. This kid Grant Harder. At 12 years old, Grant, earned his first college credits because he took some AP classes. So we got like nine credits, something. At 13, he enrolled at Clark Community College. At 14, he entered Portland State University as a junior because he'd already accumulated so many credits.

Wow. This Sunday, he graduates with a major in physics and minor in math. He's 15 years old. He's the youngest ever bachelor recipient at Portland State. Oh, my goodness. Look at this kid. That's crazy. I'm jealous.

I'm kind of a hater. I'm so jealous. Man, that's awesome. Grant. I see you. Show. Eddie, why do you always think everything's about you being Mexican? What do you mean, dude?

What did I say this time? Eddie's at the store and the fish guy came up? Oh, yeah. Why don't you think you would do it to a white person? Because he's straight up asking. He's like, you Hispanic? I was like, uh, yeah, maybe. And he's like, dude, I got some fish.

You want to buy some? This is in the parking lot. And I was like, fish. Like, what do you mean? He's like, I got some in the back of the truck. I catch fish every single day. And I usually sell it to Mexican people. I'm like, straight up.

We'll eat anything. I get it. I understand that. Wait, what? Yeah, he says he sells him a dollar of fish. Wait a minute. Was he white? Yeah, he's a white dude.

Real nice dude. Like really nice guy. He's like, no, no, I just, usually that's my market. Like Mexican people, I'm like, well, I get that. We love fish and a deal, too. A dollar of fish? Show me this fish. Did you go look at the fish?

I did. He has bass. He had catfish. He had another one that I didn't recognize. But, yeah, man, like a dollar of fish in the back of the truck. Did you buy any fish? No, I didn't buy fish from this dude's back of the truck. At first, I was like, that's a steal.

Like, this is a good deal. Expensive fish inside the store, cheap fish in the parking lot. It sounds like the guy that comes to the gas station and goes, You like music? Like, yeah, got the speakers in the back. Yeah, no, you shouldn't do that. They'll throw you in the van and kidnap you. You think this guy was trying to get me with fish?

No, I think the guy was, the speaker people sell you, oh, crap, stolen speakers. Oh, no, it's mostly hot stuff. That's the first thing I thought, too. This guy has stolen fish. But how do you steal fish? I don't know. It's cookware.

You want to rob a fish store? Yeah, or a fish farm. But he really said that about you being Mexican? Yeah, that's how he opened up the conversation. At first, I was like, oh, great, what does this guy? What is this got a lot? So, okay, I'm you. Yeah.

Walk up to me as the fish guy. Hey man, what's up? How are you doing, buddy? Are you Mexican? And then when you say, Yeah, I am. Hey, cool, man. Hey, look, I got some fish for a dollar in my back of my truck.

You interested? Do they do this at home? No, I've never been asked to buy fish in the back of my truck. You never been fish solicited? No, like back when I was growing up, like you go to the shrimp boats or the fish boats when they come in, they sell them off the boat. But no, not a dude in the parking lot. Like, races dude trying to give you a deal?

Yeah, man. That's like an oxymoron. This is the bobby pose. Show. All right, time for your good news. The segment's called Tell Me Something Good. There's a woman named Sandra. She's working at a salon.

She walked outside and she heard like a crash. So she walks over to the crash and she's like, what's happening here? She sees like a fence down, big pile of dirt. Then she's a truck. Then she sees the guy in the truck laying beside it. The guy that was driving the gravel truck had passed out from choking. I guess he was eating. Choking.

lost consciousness, drove into the pole, she saw him, grabbed him, called 911, he lived. Like, she just happened to walk out there right after the wreck. So much goodness. That is crazy. Amy? Okay, well, some students and alumni at a high school, they raised $17,000 to send their social studies teacher to the Vietnam Veterans Memorial Wall to honor one of his friends. Like, one of the students that spearheaded it, like had this guy as a teacher 16 years ago,

and he always remembered that he wanted to go. So they started a go-fund me. They surprised him with this. It's super cool. Wow, that is. Wow, wow, wow. Lunchbox. Better late than never.

A 92-year-old man from North Carolina receives the Purple Heart. He earned in World War II more than 70 years ago. 92? Yep. Whoa. Oscar Davis Jr. was injured in World War II, and I guess the paperwork, someone forgot to sign it, so it just sat in a folder for years. Oh, my goodness.

And they finally did some research, got it signed, got him the Purple Heart. at 92. That's crazy. Better late than never. That's awesome. See, that's good news I'm talking about. Bobid Bones Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from St. Paul, Minnesota. A man walked into a clothing store, got a bunch of clothes, went to the dressing room, tried some on, decided, you know what, I'm not going to pay for these.

He started running out of the store, and he got away. Only problem is he left his old jeans in the dressing room, had his jail release papers in the pocket. Oh, man. So they were able to track them down very easily. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. Our audio producer who sits in the glass room, Raymond, he's not allowed to park in the garage anymore. Do you guys know this?

No. They're a garage? Because apparently your truck leaks and they said no more parking. Yeah, so what happened was it ended up leaving a big old spot and they were saying that it was an oil slick and that it was from my vehicle. And, I mean, it's actually pretty noticeable. only black spot in the whole garage. So they said, you're not allowed to park it in the garage anymore. Small problem. There's no street parking. There's construction. So nowhere to put my

vehicle if I can't park in the company garage. What are you doing? I'm honestly actually still parking in it until somebody tells me again. But I did feel awkward about the whole thing. I was like, man, maybe I really do need a vehicle. But at the same time, I mean, who cares? I mean, clean it. I mean, clean it. If you're leaking it, you either clean it or stop leaking. I'm telling you don't want to mess with the oil unless you got the proper products. Okay. That's why they're saying you can't park in the garage. So.

Well, it's still out there. I mean, you can't just dispose of it. You've got to take it to, I think, a landfill. Why don't you get a new car? That's what I need to actually do. Can you afford a new car right now? It would be a payment every month, but yes, I could do that. And I think my vehicle is beyond repair.

Give me the stats on your vehicle. 2005 Trailblazer. They don't even make them anymore and they barely even work on them. they don't even work on them I think they work on the model T when I take them to the dealership there's times they look at me and they're like we don't even produce these anymore man

some of these parts aren't even in existence I mean that's probably why the oil's leaking there's not a part to stop it anymore the company just comes down RWA don't bring your vehicle to work I'm like sorry check the surveillance probably Eddie's car does it too for sure for sure oh you think yeah

oh absolutely the focus leaks oil. If people, I have people think, ah, glamorous radio people. They're probably driving in and their Lamborghinies and Porsche. Yeah.

Like, that's just not the case. I got a nice Jeep now. Yeah. I'll be honest with you. Lunchbox has Ultima. 05 Ultima, 200,000 miles. It may drip a little bit. Stick shift, too.

And it's just a parking garage. That's what it's there for. It's concrete. Like, who cares? Eddie has... Yeah, a 2004 Ford Focus. I call her the Red Rocket. Ray has the 05 blazer.

Amy has a pretty nice SUV. She's preparing for those kids, though. Yeah. Eddie, your kids do not need to ride in your car. Do you let them ride in the red rocket? No, my wife has the nicer car that the kids ride in. I mean, man, if we're in a pinch, they'll get in the rocket, but I try not to get them in there. You have a white SUV, huh?

Yeah, a little Tahoe. A tawha. It's always funny. When Amy drives her husband's truck in, or you drive the Tahoe occasionally, I always think like your husbands or wives are here. No one's like, oh. That'd be weird. I'd show up to work. Yeah, like, what happened?

What's the big news? Ray, you got to figure something out because you can't park. You're going to get us in trouble. Well, walking to work now. You're walking. You're not walking to work. I will pick you up. He gets here a lot of room.

That's true. In case you guys didn't realize we live in a city, there's no street parking right now with the construction. No, I understand. I'm like, thanks upper management for just telling me I can't bring my vehicle to work. That's my mode of transportation. I guess I'll take a train. Bobby Bone. Bobby Bone show.

Someone was yelling me on Instagram for posting pictures of myself. I was like, why do you post me a picture of yourself? And I was like, well, it's a Miami. Instagram. What am I, do I post me? I don't take selfies anymore. Did I post any pictures of myself? Do I mean, you do post pictures of yourself. Are you asking if you post too many? Yeah, but it's always like me doing things with other people. Yeah, no, I don't think it's too many. It's your Instagram. That's what I thought too. It is, belongs to you. That's what I thought too. Made up, I mean, I'm looking at mine and oh, shoot, there's a lot of me. Yeah, that's mine.

Before, Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram. our video producer Eddie had some people over the house and I guess your question is if they come over for dinner should you have food ready or not when they get there that's my question because when I was growing up cooking was part of the party like we were having people over

you'd start the pit but by the time they got there it's like all right guys we're putting the meat on and everybody sits around the grill drinking beers and you even timed the meat with the beer like two more beers it'll be ready that's how we did it my wife's like no I think when we invite people over we should probably have the meal ready.

Like the full food. Like when knock, knock, knock, come here. Food looks great. Let's eat. That's what she thinks. I think we'd all agree that she's crazy. Really? Okay, so I'm right.

So they get there and it's like, all right, we're going to start cooking. No, you don't have to start. You can already be in the process, but there could be some little snacks out or appetizers and there's mingling and talking and maybe some drinks. I would say let's do it in a time. Like from the time they get there to the food, 30 minutes. Oh, so you have a little cocktail reception I don't know what kind of fancy parties

you guys are having But I'm saying you don't just walk in, knock on the door and sit down and have the meal Okay Well, Bobby doesn't have to be fancy You could have chips and salsa out Whatever He used the word reception

Yeah, because that's how it feels like They come in, they're like Oh, how are you? Oh, you've been, how's work? Great. So people came over? Yeah, people came over And I was doing sushi But my idea was like, let's just all roll sushi Oh, no, that's a terrible idea.

You can't put them to work. Yeah, it was kind of wonderful. Yeah, it was kind of, weird. I probably won't do that again. Oh, did everybody do it though? Everyone did it. They're just like, okay, we have to make our own food, okay? Well, that kind of stayed there. Oh, like a cooking class? Kind of. It was just like it's a little of sushi party. That's a terrible idea. But I think the role is, you don't get there and the food's ready.

Yeah, you get there and there's about a half hour window, and then you have the food. All right. Because you got to talk a little bit before. Yeah. Then you eat, and then you talk a little after. My ideal party would be if I show up, the food's on the table, and as soon as the time, my last bite, I leave. So you're there for like 30 minutes. That's not being there for the fellowship. Yes, it is. I'm following while I'm eating.

Now listen, when I go to a restaurant, I like to have my ticket. I ask for my ticket like halfway through the mill. Because on that last bite, when it goes into my mouth and I pull the fork out, I'm already making the motion with my buttocks to get up out of my chair and leave the restaurant. I got no time to wait around and talk after that. Wow. You're no fun. The weirdest was when my girlfriend and I went to one of those habachi places.

Yeah. And I was like, all right, let me get our check, like halfway through like the egg. He's still cracking the egg. Yeah, yeah. He's all the trick on his hat. I'm only half-up to my show. Hey, can't you get the check over here? We never food yet.

And so we get up and leave as soon as we're done eating. Like, it's like, all right, got to go. And you all kind of leave together from that. Because you just sit with all the people you don't know. And everybody kind of gets up themselves. And we're like. Oh, yeah, we did. We just got up.

Got up and left. Wow. I'm like waiting around. I mean, I know you're like that. I don't know why I'm shocked when you tell us this. chill and talk? At my house with my dog. Okay.

That's only a chill time I got. Well, so people could come over to your house after? Nobody's kind of my house. Okay. Hey, nobody kind of my house. All right. You got it. Bye.

That's why, exactly. But if Bobby does host a dinner in his house, like Thanksgiving or whatever, then you should just go ahead and go by his rules. Show up, eat, then leave. Yeah. Oh, he loved that, though. He would totally love that. Except for people show up early, they cook.

That's because my girlfriend's there. She's the one. They stay late. She's like, let me let's have three. courses after the meal too. And if Bobby said he's like, why are all these people still at my house? I just go out to my room. Just lay down.

Take my pants off. What is it about that? What? I wonder what you're, the whole like, got to pay the check and, you know, out of the chair, like last bite. Like, I wonder if that's like a thing. Like, what's causing you? Yeah, it's an awesome thing.

It's like, let me get out of there. Something, there's something uncomfortable there. Yeah, me. Yeah. Powers, the Bobby Bones show. Here's a story. Women are more attracted to men. with hot girlfriends.

Please tell me why. I don't know. I guess is it because it's like, oh, well, wow, she's really pretty. If he can be with her, then maybe he should be with me and then I'm that pretty. This is kind of a stinky situation. Yeah. Because I have a hot girlfriend. Yeah.

But this is when I don't need girls. Yeah. So then if I lose her to get a girl, I no longer have a hot girlfriend, so then I can't get it. This sounds like an app waiting to happen. What's the app? rent a hot girlfriend. Oh. So you can get other hot girls.

Yeah, like she's not really your girlfriend, but she has to play that part for a month. So that way you're not really in a relationship with a hot girlfriend and you don't lose anything. You just gain. Yeah, this is annoying. This is like rich people getting free stuff. Like the richer you are, the more free stuff you get.

You never understood that. So true. Like, you got money to buy stuff. You should pay it double for it. Matter of fact. The people that can't afford it should get the free stuff. Yeah, women are more attracted to men with hot girlfriends. According to the study, it's called partner choice copying.

Yes, okay. It's a process which people use a person's partner as a clue to how valuable and attractive they really are. I would like for every female listening to me right now to go look at my Instagram and check out my girlfriend. Because she's hot. Yeah, and just think about partner choice copying, whatever that is. Just look at her and think about how valuable I probably am. This is so valuable. I'm so valuable.

Wow. And then the minute she breaks up with me, Yeah, you lose a lot of value. You can't even get a girl. Pass. Yeah, pass. No, that's it. And let's stop giving rich people free stuff.

We all got on that? Yeah. Let's go around the room. And the most high-maintenance thing about you, guys, and Amy you'll do your husband. Kaylee and Jessville, Arkansas, how are you? I'm great. How are you doing?

I'm really good. Thanks for calling. So tell me what's up. Your man. Your boyfriend. So tell me what's high-maintenance about him. I was going to tell me. I've never told him as a four-been-gote him for six years,

but he, every time he's sick, I'm talking like a stuffy nose, like maybe like a small cough. He thinks he's dying. Like he stays home from work. And I'm like, listen, if you're sick enough to stay home from work, you can go to the doctor and get to medicine. And he like refuses. He's like, no, I don't need any medicine. I'm like, but you're staying from work like you're sick, right? So he wants you to baby him, yet he will not take care of himself.

Exactly. Men and women are different when it comes to what they need. Men, we're babies. We like to be babied. If we got a sniffle, we need to be babied because we're weak. You guys are much stronger on what you need. Yeah. But what you like are birthdays, holidays, anniversaries, Valentine's Day.

That's what you like. Definitely. We're in need. We're the need sex. We're men. Yeah. We're definitely more tough. And you guys need to acknowledge.

pampering, stuff like that. Affirmation. Yeah, thank you. All right. Let's do the most high-maintenance thing your husband, Amy. He'll probably kill me. Go ahead.

I'll always like it when it starts like that. Go ahead. Okay, so you know how when you make a sandwich and it's either cut down the middle like horizontally or diagonally? He has to have it cut horizontally. And I always grew up cutting it diagonal. And I learned this in our marriage.

Like when I, so I, for me, if we were making sandwiches or grill cheeses or something, like I cut mine diagonal, but I have to do his special and cut it horizontal down the middle. Is it that special, though? He would prefer it that way. Yeah. And I get it.

I mean, I can eat a sandwich really either way, but I just grew up cutting diagonal, but I learned early on. This is a thing? Wow. Well, it's not, I learned. You guys are going to fight over it? No, it's not a fight. He just, no, it's not a fight because I don't, like,

now that I know, I don't intentionally cut a diagonal and be like, eat your sandwich. If I'm mad at you and I'm like, Oh, man. Girl cheese. And I would cut it off, because he's a very, he's like me. Time, on time, numbers, straight lines.

Oh, of course. So that's why he wants to like. Absolutely. And I try to make it as even as possible. Even as equal sides too. They need equal sides. But he's not like OCD, but there's just something about no. Well, then he's not when it's coming clothes.

OCD isn't, okay. You don't throw him under the bus on this. But you're saying he's tricking me with the clothes folding. Oh, Amy, your husband went to the Air Force Academy and was in the military. Yeah. And is awesome at what he does. Yet he can't fold a T-shirt. Please.

Come on. He's playing you. He's smart. I'm getting played for a show. Lunchbox, what's the most high-maintenance thing about you? Listen, I am a charm to live with. I am so easy.

Like, I'm not very diva-like at all. The only thing is, I have to sleep on the same side of the bed every night. Boom. I got my side. That's normal. Yeah, we all have sides. I think you're really dirty. Here, let me do you.

You're really dirty. That's his high-maintenance thing. I don't consider that high maintenance. I consider that low maintenance because I just don't care. He has to take care of it. Yeah. I don't really... But Ray and Eddie said they go over there and it's dirty.

It's disgusting. Because she can't keep her. Yeah, no. I mean, I don't know who's keeping... They're both not cleaning. It's not good. She tries, but then I just, I dominate and overwhelm. There you go.

Eddie? I mean, I'm like a lunchbox charm, for sure. But there's one thing that really makes me upset. And if you do it, I will. will be really, really mad, and that's eat my protein bar. I have one bar that I have every single, there's five. Every Sunday I go to the store, I buy five bars Monday through Friday. And if you eat one of them and I have to go to the store to get a whole new pack, I'm really upset.

Think thin bars. Don't touch them. Well, let me talk about me because I'm a charm to live with right. Oh, I bet. But nobody lives with me. My dog does, right? Yeah. So I guess that's not.

You know, it's tough because I'm all about time. And there's no being late. There's no even thinking about being on time. We got to get there early to everything. Anoxious. And if we're getting closed, I'm like, hey, are you close to getting ready? Oh, that's so annoying. You clap?

I'm like, hey. Hey, how much longer do you have? I'm like, hey, what would think, estimate? Let's estimate how long it's going to take you to get ready. What do you think that ETA is on you walking down to the living room? It's pretty obnoxious, man. It's awful. But I am who I am.

I think it's very disrespectful to be late. It is. What gives you the most stress? Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter. Facebook. Why? Well, I avoid it because it gives me stress. Too much to catch up on people posting things, political stuff.

I don't feel good going there. I do not go there really often. Instagram and Twitter, I go every day. So that's how I can give you that answer with confidence. Twitter stresses me out the most. Really? Because of bad news or... I'm on Twitter the most because I'm constantly

trying to read news. Okay. And the news isn't good a lot of times. But I don't even, Facebook doesn't stress me out because I don't care. It's just evil. That's like, I don't know, like, bad part of town, I don't go to it. So I don't go over there. So, but Twitter, I'm on there a lot.

People are just fighting all time about stuff. News organization, fighting with each other. Reporters fight with each other. It just stresses me out. Quote in each other. Instagram is the biggest, though, because of FOMO and body image issues. Because, again, people. You just have to know, like, hey, this is probably filtered five times.

They don't really look like that like that. Sometimes I post things of myself. I'm like, that doesn't even look like me, but okay. But it looks good, so I'll vote it out. Okay. It's true. I wish that everyone just accepted in their head that Instagram's the best of, a greatest hit. It is.

It's the greatest hits of the day. You're right. So. Very interesting in a way to look at it, best of, because Facebook is everything. I mean, I went to get a cup of coffee. Here's my kid's last day at school picture. I mean, stupid things are stuck on that. Well, I had another one.

day. First day of pre-K, last day of pre-K. Anointing. Great. I mean, Facebook is the most stressful by far. I haven't tried. It's new. What's this phrasebook? Freedbook is new.

Last night, phrasebook, I meant Facebook. Whatever. It is. See, I'm just talking about it. Zuckerberg, clean it up over there. Check us out at phrasebook.com. Back a bone. Talking about high maintenance men.

Robin and North Florida Rock. How are you? I'm doing great. How are you? I'm really good. Thank you for calling. What's going on? Oh, my gosh. Okay. So y'all are talking about high-maintenance men. I'm going to take everybody out this morning. I'm on top. I've won already. My husband is so high-maintenance. Well, let me back up, Bobby. First, he's English. But here's the thing. He's got so many high-maintenance things.

But the one thing we have to do when we're out, run around, shopping, whatever, we have to get his Coke from a sonic. we can be going through McDonald's and his drink has to come from Sonic Wow How's that one? You get food from somewhere else But the drink has to be

They're very ice Is it because of the ice? That's what's going to wonder Oh it's just the Coke No Coke Slavering with the carbonation Or whatever The ice, the Route 44

It has to be perfect And before I drive off He has to take a drink Check it out And make sure it's good enough That's pretty high maintenance That's like ridiculously high maintenance Yeah, that's a good one.

Hey, thank you very much, Rob. I appreciate you for calling. Thanks. Have a great day. We love your show. Thank you very much. Yeah, that's a whole thing.

Like, he must go there. He must fill that cup, the same soft foam way. We all know. We've been to Sonic a million times. Yeah. The ice is fantastic. So amazing. And the syrup is different in every machine.

Like, each place makes the Coke a little different. It's how much syrup you put in. It's a mixture. Interesting. I didn't know that. What did you think happened? They just poured cans into a, I mean, I didn't know that you could make it more serpier or less serpies because I don't drink Coke, so I don't know that.

But I think I found my high maintenance thing. Oh, you finally found a wine. I finally found one. Go ahead. If we go to the grocery store, I make my wife take the shopping cart all the way back into the store when we're done on loading it. There is no leaving it in the bin. But why don't you do it? Right.

Because I'm driving. So I'll pick her up. But she can't leave it in one of those bins. She can't leave. She has to walk it all the way back into the store and put it back where she got. Because you're a former cart boy. Yes. And she gets so annoyed.

But that's it. You're like, if you don't go to that, I'm not driving you home. You won't drive her home? No. We won't leave the parking lot so she goes and puts in the store. Have you guys ever had a standoff? Oh, yeah. She's like, I'm just going to go put in the bin.

I was like, we ain't leaving. And we'll sit there. And so wait, so she just went and put in the bin. No, she sits there and she's like, why is it such a big deal? And I said, because she goes, no. And I said, if you do, we're not going to leave. and she'll go put it in the store. So she's never challenged you on it fully.

Not fully. She's never committed to putting it in the bin and then trying to get in the car. Former car boy life. I'd have to lock the door. Bloop. You would lock her out of the car. Listen, I just have to get cars to a hobby lobby.

You have to go out. It's a pain in the butt, isn't it? You have to go and then push them all in? But wouldn't that your job? Isn't that why they're there? It is. No, that was my only job. I didn't even go inside the store.

I just picked up cars the whole day. Right. So you wouldn't have a job if people didn't put them in the bins. But why not make someone's life a little easier if you can? But if you show up to work and there are no carts in the bins, what do you do? What did you do lunchbox? If there was no carts, did they have like you restocking stuff? What did you do?

You just kind of hung out with your boys. If people needed help loading, like if they have a heavy thing, we had to put it in their car. But there's always cars. Let me tell you. It's annoying. Or you take a break because you're out in the heat. You sit down for 10 minutes. But the most annoying thing is when you're going up the hill and you're pulling 20 carts

and someone stops you in the middle of hill. Can you take one more? Come on. I do that. You stop me in the middle. I mean, all my own middle. No. Suddenly he's going uphill in the snow.

It is. My same thing is on top of the hill. There you go. Is that mom to let the snake bite her baby, teach a baby a lesson? I did not. And I, I... Oh, yeah, it's America, too. Really?

What? What? What's wrong with people? Wait till you hear the clips first and then make up your mind. Okay. There's no way this. There's no way this is a good thing. Well, hold on now.

I'm kind of when to hear. A Florida mother is under investigation. She posted a video to Facebook that shows a rat snake biting her one-year-old daughter. She thought it would be a good idea to introduce her kid to the snake and the snake bite. Here's a mom talking about the intent of it. My intent was never to hurt her. It'd bitten me and my son and didn't leave a mark several times. So I thought it was a good opportunity to introduce her without actually getting hurt.

So far as your mind changed? No. But then let me exhibit B. Okay. She says the people are too sensitive these days. People are too sensitive and don't bother to ask why. They just think that I hurt my child intentionally, which people that know me know that I would never hurt my children.

Okay, so I don't know where to start with this, but I'll go to this first. At one, and listen, I'm an expert on being a father because I've had zero kids all my life, right? Yeah. At one years old, you're really not going to teach your baby a lesson. Good point. At one years old, you just protect the baby. Correct. At about three and a half, you start to teach little lessons.

Yes. That's the first thing. Secondly, who lets a snake bite a kid for any reason whatsoever? That's just crazy. Yeah. A mixture of ridiculous and crazy. So it's crazy. So that's my thought.

Now, the baby's not hurt. It's a rat snake, but it doesn't matter. Amy. I mean, I'm not for it. Nope. She's not for it. She's made her statement. Eddie, you're a dad. You have two kids, Eddie, our producer.

Absolutely not for it. This is the terrible idea. Like, what's she thinking? Lunchboxes are any way you can justify this? I mean, I kind of see her. Of course. I kind of see her point where she says that her and her other son had been bit by it and she knew that it was not going to hurt the child. But so maybe she's just saying, look, you know, snakes can be your friend and you don't have to be scared of them. But do you want to teach a baby as someone who grew up in Arkansas with a lot of snakes? That snakes can be your friend. You don't. You don't teach anybody that. You want to teach people to respect snakes Because they're not going to be your butt.

Some of them, you can buddy up best you can They're still going to pop you. You don't teach somebody snakes can be your friend. You teach them respect to snake And they'll respect you most of the time But you still got to watch out. But then again, like you said, you can't teach a one-year-old. One-year-old.

You can't teach one-year-old. You just got to like feed it, love it. And cleanse poop. Yeah, that's it. All right, break it down for me, Amy. Scientifically, why do people spend so much money in Target? Well, because Target doesn't play music. And when you don't have a soundtrack,

you linger in a store longer. Some stores, they play some heavy stuff that makes you go in and out, like you're like, I get what I need, I can't handle this, I go. Like soothing music may make you shop a little bit more. Well, no music makes you linger even longer. That's what.

Yeah. And I've noticed, I was like, that's a really good point. Of all the targets I've been in, and all the land, there's no music playing when you're shopping. And all the land, like anything Game of Thrones. And all the kingdoms. And you know everybody goes to Target for one thing and they leave with five?

Because you linger. I don't go to Target. Well, you should. I go to the gas station. Like, that's where I do most of my dirty work. Yeah. I need something. I go to the gas station.

Your dirty work? Yeah, I go to the goods gas stations. I need to make a sandwich. I go to the gas station. Yeah. Get some... It's just to get a park. Go on the grocery store.

It's more steps. Sometimes I... Listen, don't get me starting on steps. That's a whole other thing not to talk about that stupid Fitbit. What? Why? You know how many steps I walked yesterday? Oh, see, now you do want to talk about it.

No, I don't because here's what happens. I get in these conversations that people are like, how many steps do you walk? And I'm like, anti-stepper? I walk backward all day and try to go negative. I'm a phone. Just to take people off. So negative 70? That's how many steps I walk.

Because I don't know, I do it backward. Okay, got it. Yep, I crawl. I thought you were going to really tell us how many steps you guys, right. I don't even going to find it, Amy. What are the health app, the heart. The white with the red heart. The white with the red heart.

Okay. Health. Yeah. Steps. So far today, 170. Well, yeah, because we sit a lot for work. It's always a late start to the day for my steps. Okay.

It all has is, my daily average is $2,000 for the year. So your goal should be $10,000. Yeah, you see her face? Yes. No, I don't have a goal on steps. I have a goal on my heart. What I want my heart to do. Then I have a goal of, I want to go work out for an hour.

I put my phone in the locker. Yeah. That's good. I know you take care of yourself. It's all good. Do you? Yeah. the bobby-boom show.

Toyota's test driving this flying car right now. I was watching a video of it. Like, it's a flying car. That's crazy. It's not a car that just like jumps up like a penguin and goes and they pops back down. Like thing flies and they help to light the Olympic flame in 2020. So it's not 20. Again, this isn't forever a way.

The Cardivator is being run by a group of 30 engineers. And so it's called SkyDrive. Anyway, it's pretty remarkable. We will see in our lifetime flying cars. No, we won't see flying infrastructure where it's like cars are higher than others and everybody's up in the air. Yeah. But we'll see flying cars in our lifetime. And some people will have them.

It's like the self-driving cars. So I get to get in one of those probably a couple weeks ago. And I thought it was going to freak me out. Here's the thing. Robots are so much better than humans and making decisions. Like just generally, they are. Look at every decision that's made, even in surgeries now, a lot of the time. Robots are doing the hard stuff.

Oh, but I get worried about the one time the robot's going to. I mean, I know. we mess up, there's human error. Way more human error than robot error. Okay. So the one time the robot messes up is different than the 20 times the human messes up. Okay. And I thought it would be weird.

It really was kind of, at first it was kind of creepy. Like, whoa, then you just trust it. It's like anything else when you use technology. That's crazy. I can't believe you tried that. I got in it. I wasn't even in the driver's seat. Yeah, that's got to be so weird.

I wasn't the other side of it. But when we were in California, we were going to play a stage coach. We drove up beside a guy who was using the self-driving to drive on the highway. He was texting. He was like watching a movie on his phone. And the car was just flying down the road. And we're like, this dude's not... Turns out it was a self-driver.

Does he sit in the driver's seat, though? Okay, so he could take over controls if he wanted to. If he wanted to. Okay, cool. But just think of the times in production or whatever's happening. Machines are far consistently better than we are once they get calibrated right. That's it. We're done.

What's going to happen in 50 years or so careers are going to be for us because they're taking away all labor. It's going to be all in the mind. Like what can you think? Because robots can't think. Yeah. So what can we do different

than technology or robots? Yeah. Wow. So professions like, I'm going to be a poet in my next life. I want to come back. It's write poetry. I'm going to flying cars,

self-driving cars. Soon we have robots doing this job. It's the Bobby Bones show. The Bobby Bones show. Went to the dentist yesterday. It was over two hours. It took one of my teeth out. Yeah.

And luckily, the tooth have already had root canaled. They told me I was lucky. So that means you don't feel it as much? Yes. I think it means it falls out. It's okay. So I have a fake tooth up in the top right side of my mouth. Yeah.

I'm like, hey, they give me some... Nobacin. Settitive pills first. Oh, yeah, then they numb me. Then they gas me. Okay. And I was on that gas. And let me tell you, I'd never had a drink of alcohol.

I never had a legal drug. I was on that gas Oh my Their journey Don't Stop Believing was playing I've never appreciated this song so much until I was on the gas

And I was just feeling the earth That's the closest you're ever gonna get to And I was like Wow listen to the piano No I was I was feeling the earth And the words

So did it bring new meaning It did because I would hear the piano Right like my whole world Just slowed down right I'm like, I want to experience this with you. And I'm sitting there and I'm hearing it. And it's slower.

It's slower because my brain is slower. And I'm hearing the texture of the piano. Okay. And I'm like, oh, my heart is full of me. And I'm all on gas. And I'm like, I've never heard this song so beautiful. I'm in the word start, right? It's like this.

And I'm like, the small town girl represents all of us. Wait, that's me. And it starts to be just a metaphor for all the life. This is all while I'm just laying there on gas. Wow. And again, I would see the fingers hit the keys of the piano. And I would feel each note like every one of them mattered so much. And I was experiencing it.

In South Detroit, where the song was made was my home, Mountain Pine, Arkansas. And I would just feel it. Wow. And it was electric. I never had felt like that before. Okay. So is that what it felt like to be hot? I don't, I mean, I don't know that everybody has that exact same experience, but, I mean, sounds like you were just really, yeah, you were really feeling it.

I just didn't want to stop believing. Things do have new meaning, for sure. I'm not going to stop believing, but I told myself, I'm not going to stop believing. As I got slower on my gas day, I'm never going to stop believing. I love everyone. Was there ever a moment you just quit hearing it? No, because I wouldn't let myself. It was too beautiful.

I didn't know if it. That's my experience in a dizzle chair yesterday. That's awesome. Unlaping gas and a sedative first. I get so anxious. But I got to go back in two weeks and get it fixed. Ooh. At dinner still.

So you get to go back on your journey? I don't know if they're going to gas me again. But man, it was awesome. Oh, baby. What I will do is I will read a song in a dramatic form. Oh boy. Like a slam poem. You have to name what country song it is.

Oh, cool. Okay? Yeah. I like this. Okay. There we go. Got a girl from the south side. Is it Eddie? Do I know my name? Let's write it down. I'm in the middle of our performance. I'm in the middle of a performance over here.

My bad. When you go to your slam poetry session, do you ever interrupt the person? Never. Sorry. I should have known better. Let me do it again Got a girl from the south side Got braids in her hair First time I seen her walk by

Man I about fell about my chair All right Amen Men for the wind Is easy Don't look at my paper Eddie Amy

Sam hot body like a back road Lunchbox Body like a back road Eddie Body like a back road That's right there Got a girl from the south side Got brazen air

Like that one? This sounds like, already like slam poetry. Yeah, good. Okay, thank you. Ready for this one? Yeah. Been up.

Since the crack of dawn. Just trying to get paid. It's been hotter than 100 suns. I can't find no shade. I'm in. I'm in too. Keep going, though. There's two more roads.

I'm good to go. Yeah, I'm shutting. This tractor down. I'm in for the win. Amy? Dirt on my boots. Matchbox? The weekend.

Dirt on my boots. There you go. I'm up since a crack of dawn. Just trying to get paid. Being hotter than a hundred sons. I can't find no shame. All right. Name that slamp home.

They're like, hey. Who that there? With the shades like, oh, the way you move to the base, hold up. Wait, what? Hold on. How long is this spinning from the second you walked in here? Because you look good. What?

I'm in. I'm in. A little bit more. Yeah, yeah. Keep going. Go ahead. Encore. They're like, hey.

Who that there? Who that there? Who that? I'm in, I'm in, I'm in. Let's go to lunchbox first Because if he missed it, he's eliminated. Lunchbox, whoa, whoa, whoa. Black.

What? Eddie, you look good. Lady A. Amy, what do you have? You look good. I don't even know the words of that. That's good. There you go.

Co-winners. Co-winners. Yes, Amy and Eddie are better. Oh, yeah. Congratulations, T-Boh. Thank you. Thank you. Slamp.

Oh, yeah, I got to play your winning songs. Our first winner, Amy. Our second one, ready! Thank you all. Listen to this story. An Indiana man searches for mother's missing cremated remains. They mailed it and then lost it. Here.

In late February, Mary's cremated remains were sent from a post office in Grand Forks, North Dakota, to Donald's house in Seymour, Indiana. Tracking information shows she never made it. The status of the package? Dead mail. Mink called the North Valley Crematory Man, they're a little on tense on that. Can we address that? Two things to address. First of all, did she never made it? Like, is that really a she or isn't it?

Yeah. Okay, because they're being a little tense, and then dead mail. Come on. No, that's what the post office labels it ask. But still, you don't think the news story was like... She had emphasis on dead mail. For sure. Responsible for mailing Mary Mink. Reluctantly, they told him. I'm sorry to inform you that your mom remains have been lost.

Have you ever heard of something like this where? Never. This is the first time. And I've been a funeral home owner for 34 years. That's crazy. And it makes me think of lunchbox had a friend once. They busted in his window and stole everything and they also stole. His mother's ashes. The next day was the like two year anniversary and they always go spread ashes on that day just a little bit. And so he had him in the car the night before and then he went to bed, came out the next

morning and someone had broken in and stolen his mom's ass, ashes, never got him back. They obviously didn't know what they were doing. They were just stealing whatever they could grab. Right. But I imagine they were like, oh. And then we got on the air, we're like, hey, no questions asked. Bring us the ashes back. But they never got him back, did they?

Never got him back. Man, that stinks. This dude here, like just waiting in the mail. Maybe they'll come up. Like, if I'm that post office, I'm probably backtrack. Hmm, where do I leave McKee's last? I'm doing one of those. Where would that be?

Here's one. Did dads change diapers nowadays? Eddie? Yeah. No, what's your answer? No. No, dads don't do it, I bet. Is that because you don't do it?

I'd probably change about five or six diapers total. This week? No, no, no, total. All my two kids. Oh, my goodness. In your life. Yeah, definitely less than 10. Eddie has two kids at three-year-old and nine-year-old.

So probably four or five ever. Yeah. According to research, more than half a dad's changed diapers. What? Three times higher than when we were kids. Really? Yeah. So why wouldn't you change diapers?

It is gross. It's disgusting. It is the worst smell you could possibly smell. And then sometimes it just gets messy and like, I was like, nah, I'm good. So, but your wife was okay with that? Well, sometimes she'd be, you know, on running errands or something. And I would just kind of like wait and act like I didn't smell it. Oh, my goodness.

And then my wife would get home. She's like, do you smell that? No, what is that? Oh, the diaper? Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry. She's like, I'll do it. Okay.

Did you ever do it bad on purpose? So you wouldn't have to do it again? No, no, no. Everything I do, I do it to the best that I can't. I just played dumb and acted like I didn't smell it. Okay, I don't know if this is right because I just Googled it quickly, but it said like the average, you know, baby or infant in diapers all the way until they're potty trained?

4,000 diapers. So you're looking at 8,000 diapers and you did five. I'm less than what. 0.0.1%. Eddie. Terrible dad. Who holds their liquor better, men or women? Men.

Men. Men. Why do you think that? They weigh more. Nice. Go ahead. Our just ability to drink is a little bit more. Women get emotional too easily.

Oh, boy. Here it is. No, when you leave a bar, who's crying on the side of the road? Women. You don't see guys sitting out there crying. You see guys fighting, though. Yeah. Guys are fighting each other.

But there are a lot of crying girls. A lot of crying girls. A lot of crying girls. Okay. Well, there's a lot of slurring guys that can't walk in like, He's probably said fighting, so it's just different. It didn't say who cries on liquor or says who can't. Well, that's just what I see, and I think that's the funniest thing about drinking.

Men hold it better because they have a higher percentage of water in their bodies and it helps dilute the alcohol. There you go. It is generally a size thing. It doesn't mention crying on sidewalks, though. I just went through the whole article. I hit Control S, search, crying. Nothing. Amy.

These are cities that you mispronounced your whole life, okay? according let's see if you said them right okay say the city out loud right here look at the paper please Boise you say it again Boisey Boise Most people say with a Z

but it's actually Boisey with an S Never knew that Okay Number two Say the city please Lafayette Okay

Most people say Lafayette Like it's spelled But it's actually Lafayette Oh I think I knew that Lafayette Louisiana Lafayette Say the state too please Louisiana

Louisiana coming from now on. Okay, okay. I think I got it. Cities would probably mispronounce. I got it. Helena, Montana. Now you're just trying in different ways.

No, no, I don't think I've ever said that city. Most people say Helena, but it's Helena. Helena, okay. Helena, Montana. All right, hit me. Okay. How about this one right here? Wilkes Bar, Pennsylvania.

Wilks Bar, Pennsylvania. The second half is spelled B-A-R-E, but people say Wilkes-Barre, but it's actually Wilkes-Berry. Oh, I had no idea. Wilkesbury, Pennsylvania. Okay. All right, try this one out. Oh. Kissimmee, Florida.

Kissimmee, Florida, she says. Some people put the emphasis on Kissimmee, but it's actually Kasimi. Oh. Is that right? Yeah. She's got them all wrong. It's awesome. She's average American.

I sure am. Okay. Norfolk, Virginia. Excuse me? Norfolk, Virginia. Excuse me? Norfolk, Virginia. Norfolk.

There's no, you don't pronounce the L. Just tell her how to say it right. Norfolk. Yeah. I said there's no L. It doesn't have people. I know, but listen, I know too, because that's a port where I used to bring in granite. I know it's Norfolk, Virginia.

That's what? You're saying it wrong. I'm not saying the L. Yes, you are. No, I'm not. Amy, you can't get told your tongue. I swear to you. Amy has the, I'm not saying the L.

Go ahead. Norfolk, Virginia. Oh, yes, you are. You are saying the L. Norfolk would be me saying the hell. Because if I'm saying the hell, I would say, Norfolk. Norfolk. Go ahead.

What I'm saying. Hold on. Norfolk, Virginia. You're saying it. You're saying. Oh my God. You are nuts right now. You're nuts.

No. Those are my people in Norfolk. No, I know the port. Oh, whatever. How about, um, my people first. Let's do one more. Yeah. What's, give me that last one.

Number eight. Oh, Louisville, Kentucky. I know. I'm right, because people probably say Lewisville. No, they don't say Lewisville. What do they say? It's actually Louisville. Oh, Louisville,

Louisville, Kentucky. Okay, what are you? Gone with the Wind? Kentucky. Gone with a win. How do you say that in Virginia again? Norfolk, Virginia. You're crazy. You're so wrong.

Y'all think I'm saying the elk to not. No, Norfolk. Norfolk. You're saying the same thing. I'm not saying like a fork. I'm not saying banana. Norfolk. Exactly.

I can't tell. My brain is not registering. No crap. I've heard some things. Yeah. You try saying it. I did. Norfolk.

No problem. Whatever. I go there a lot. You're showing off. Oh, yeah. I'm a connoisseur of the English language. Come on, Bobby Bones show. Hey, thank you guys for hanging out.

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