The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Makes Statement On Morgan Wallen + Non-Traditional First Dance Wedding Songs + Lunchbox Calls 911...AGAIN

Episode Date: February 3, 2021

Bobby addresses the Morgan Wallen incident in which a video showed him using a racial slur. In Bobby’s Mailbag, a listener wanted advice on song choices for non-traditional first dance songs. We offer her some interesting suggestions! Plus, Lunchbox does one of his favorite things to do lately...he called 911. As it turns out, he was scolded by the operator for calling an emergency line with a non-emergency situation! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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However, my car is a push to start, so I take my key fob with me. My car is still on. And also, I'm able to take it with me so no one can steal my car and I'm able to lock it so no one can get in the car. If I only do this like a few times when I really, really like me too, is that still okay or is that still bad? Do I count as a bad mom? Amy? I don't think you're a bad mom, but I just think it's too much to risk. I have no idea.

Can you, how far away is the range of the key? like if you're inside the store, could he still reverse it and get away? You know, I don't know. I mean, I guess you are going the extra mile to be okay with leaving your kids in the car. Trust me, I understand the convenience of it because I too have been tempted by it,

not only with my own kids, but my sister's kids when I was young and my sister had like four babies. I was like, this is exhausting. I just have to run in the gas station and get one thing and have to unload everybody. But, I mean, it's just part of life. I think the safest bet is to take,

the kids with you. Eddie? Yeah. I mean, we've all been through this. I mean, and the minute you have to think about like, oh, should I do this or is it okay? It's not okay. It's that simple to me. Like, it's too risky, man. The question is, do you have next day anxiety? I saw this last night. What is that? Well, it's the number one thing they say keeps people up at night. Like you're anxious, kind of in a bad way about the next day. Most people go to bed and they're like, I don't know if I can do it tomorrow. I don't know if I have the resources to get through tomorrow. I don't know if I can hit the challenges. Do you have next day anxiety?

Circumstantial, next day anxiety. When you went to bed last night, what are you thinking? No, I don't. How did I get myself to sleep? No. Like, in general, right now, no. But if I have something that I know is going on the next day that's going to be hard, then yes. A new survey found the number one thing that keeps us up at night is next day anxiety.

And I've been having trouble sleeping, but it is not about this. The only thing I get anxious about is that my schedule is exactly right. because I have, I mean, I'm scheduled every half hour with something usually until I go to sleep. Sometimes I'll have a block where I go play a little PlayStation. We have an extra dog now. That's been a little stressful because that dog is such a puppy. And there's just a lot of variables. I know calendars are supposed to make things easier on us.

But that's why I lose stress because I know it's already gritted out. I mean that in a good way. Like I don't have to worry about when I'm going to do stuff because I've already planned out my day. Yeah. Part of what I'm now doing this year is I'm planning on my day Like down to the 30 minute blocks Like of the like I know I don't know that I would jump

It's like not running and running a marathon I don't know that I would jump that hard into it Because you're just not going to be able to sustain And then you're going to be annoyed with it Well I'm not annoyed but I have jumped hard And I'm committed because it is going to be better for me I just kind of missed the days of being like I don't really know what's on my calendar

We'll see what the day throws me But then I was overwhelmed because like things were like Pooh pooh pooh And I was like, where's all this coming from? And it's because I wasn't organized. So I will say, I am trying to be more like you are with your calendar. And we'll see where I end up. I would encourage you not to calendar it out so much on time,

but if you're kind of a newbie to this life, to just make a list of things you need to do, like a checklist. And just go down to check them off when you're done. Because you'll get that, you'll accomplish that easier. And then you'll have some success and you can build on that. Because when you start to fail, you're like, well, this is not for me. Time to go back to peeing in the corner. You know?

You're just wild. You're like an animal at that point. Okay. Well, Marty, they're color coding at all. Yeah, good for you. Maybe it works. We'll see. You did stop snoozing.

Over 16 million workers will miss work on Monday after the Super Bowl. But they've even moved the Super Bowl up, right? To earlier in the day? Yeah. What time is it? Yeah, what time is it? Probably five. Oh, did it used to be what?

Like seven? It used to be night. Nighttime. So they've even moved it up. up. So here, Central, I mean, the latest is six. And part of the reason they did that is so they could get TV shows on, big ones. Because if it's 11 o'clock and you're rolling into some TV show you want to promote, most people are retired by then. It still get big numbers. But nobody here can miss work after the Super Bowl, unless you're sick. Nah, I didn't even think about it. I've never missed work after the Super Bowl, ever. Wow, pin a rose on your nose. Well, no, I mean, it's just like, I've never taken it as a sick day. You haven't?

But a lot of people do. No, I think that's fair. I think a lot of people drink too much. But I don't think there'll be as many parties this year. True. Because at least with me, we don't have people over. Unless they're in our super close circle of people that we kind of live our lives with because of COVID. So I know I'm going to Iowa to shoot an episode of my Nat Geo show.

I'll get back on Sunday early afternoon and just watch the game. The bad thing about going to Iowa is we were looking at the Sunday shooting we're doing. The high is negative two. We're outside. The high? The high. Jeez, sweet. It is white Christmas there right now in February.

That's what's up for today. Amy, anything you want to say? No, I think I'm good. Who's going to win the game? Oh, the Tom Brady. There you go. You heard it here first. Buccaneers.

Tom Brady's going to win it. No, I mean his team. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers, boom. You heard it here first. All right. Thank you, Amy. You're welcome. All right.

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It was not a subject to conversation. He just said, man, I would love to be pepper sprayed. I want to know what it feels like. We've all kind of been at a loss for words because who would want paint? But I'm going to do it on Friday show. We have so many callers that are calling.

As soon as we turn the show on, people are on hold, ready to talk about this. Matt in Indiana is on the phone. Hey, Matt, how are you? Hey, not too bad. How are you doing? Appreciate your calling. Now you've heard us.

Talk about Mike D wanting to be pepper sprayed. What do you think? I think he's absolutely nuts. I've been through it before. I'm in law enforcement. And it is absolutely the worst thing I've ever experienced in my life. You say that, and I hear you, loud and clear. You sound like a big guy, too.

Like a lot of testosterone guys protected and serving us. Like, I hear it. And he doesn't like it, Mike. And Mike, you're not a big guy. You physically, you're not a presence that we'd go. that's a dominating presence. But you think you have the pain tolerance to take it. I think I can.

I want to feel it. Do you just want to feel something? Are you just searching for love, pain? Are you just searching for feeling? No, it's just pepper spray. That's the only one, that's it. Matt, when you were sprayed in the face with pepper spray, how long did it take until you were back to normal?

Oh, man. It was at least 24 hours. What? And then I personally had light-sensitive. for probably a week and a half, two weeks afterwards. Yeah, had to get a drive home afterwards. So we get pepper sprayed, and then you've got to go through a course for, I don't know how long it seems forever, but it's probably five minutes.

Keep your eyes open, let everything get in there. But the oil that carries the pepper itself, so you have little pepper particles that go into your eye as you hold it open. And so it feels like a bunch of little sand particles in your eye. And you'll sit, try and rinse them out for, ever, they don't come out, and you just can't even keep your eyes open. It's horrible. You still up for this, Mike?

I'm still up for it. Okay. Matt, you gave a great description. I don't even want to do it to him anymore. Well, no, I appreciate you guys. Love your show. You guys are awesome. Good positive messages, usually.

And, yeah, entertain. Usually. Usually, yeah. Hey, Matt, appreciate what you do. Hope you have a great day. Stay safe. All right. You all have a good one.

Thank you. Bye-bye. I do want to mention the suburb. story we talked about yesterday. You know, Subway has responded to the lawsuit that claims it's tuna isn't actually real tuna. There were these ladies who got the tuna sandwich. They took it to a lab.

The lab said there's no tuna in there. Subway says, you're out of your mind. We use real tuna. So Subway has now responded with the coupon code. If you use a coupon code, it's real on their app. You get 15% off a tuna foot long. Oh, nice. Interesting.

Okay. That's funny. Days after a lawsuit was filed against Subway claiming that there are Tuna salad contains no fish. They're like, hey, our tuna salad is 100% tuna mixed with mayo. By the way, I hate mayonnaise, and I can do tuna. It's like I hate peanut butter, but I can do the right peanut butter cup if it's extremely chocolate with a little peanut butter.

But the end date for the promotion wasn't listed, but get yourself 15% off a tuna sub. But is this their way of saying it's real or their way of just like trying to... No, their way of saying it's real. They said that in the statement. Like our tuna is real. Mix with mayo, and here's your code to go get some. Gotcha. This could turn out to be a get for them promotionally.

Yeah. Here we are talking about it. There's a new turtleneck that's for sale. Prada makes it, so it's a pretty expensive turtleneck. But it has holes all in it. Like if you were to make a fist, that's the size of the hole. Around your fist. Oh, that's big.

So there are round holes all in the turtleneck. If you want to buy it, it's $1,39. What? It looks like Swiss cheese. Like you're wearing a Swiss cheese shirt. With all the holes in it? It's in sunny yellow color, long sleeves. and has a bunch of holes in it

for basically $1,400. Yeah, that's crazy. People that buy that have to have so much money that price doesn't matter at all. Like, they probably don't even look at a price tag. Oh, yeah, that's what I was going to say. Like, they don't look.

They walk into the Prada store and they're like, oh, a sweater with holes in it. I love it. Or they see it online. Is there a Prada store? Yes, I've seen one. With clothes? Yeah.

Maybe Vegas. I've seen it, maybe. New York. But not like the normal wall. I don't know. Not down the street. Okay. Because I don't think I've seen Prada bags in like a Nordstrom. Yeah.

But I don't know that I've ever been to a Prada store. So basically here, the less fabric used, the more expensive. I think if the name is Prada, the more expensive, regardless of fabric. I did see someone with a Louis Vuitton mask on the other day. And I wondered if that was real or if that's fake. Yeah, I have no idea. I see people with those two. And I don't know.

Did this Louis Vuitton sell that? Or is it just like the pattern? that somebody stitched their own and is making it. Because it's that, you know, the Louis Vuitton symbol that's on the purses. Yeah. Here you go. Here's a Louis Vuitton knit face mask for $355. Wow.

That's crazy. Again, you either want to flex hard or you just get a fake one, right? Yeah, I mean, but to that point, like, you could go buy a normal bag that's, you know, 20 bucks from a store, or sometimes people get a Louis Vuitton that's $1,000. But this is a face mask. This is a mask. I know, but this is a purse.

I don't know what to tell you. Like, it's like depending, if that's your style. But that purse you're going to be able to have for 10 years. This mask? Oh, yeah, true. Probably like eight months.

Hopefully we don't have to keep wearing them for a long time. And who are you flexing to? Like, who looks at that and says, oh. Everybody, because I saw someone wearing it at the mall and I thought, that's got to be fake. Who in the world would, oh, I found a bunch of fake ones. Oh, if you go to.

Etsy, they just make it for 20 bucks. Okay. Any luxury brand you want faked, they're on Etsy. Louis Vuitton like crazy. Yeah, that's for sure what I would do. No, but I don't, because I don't want people going, is that real? Yeah, you don't want a Louis Vuitton mask? No, I would, if you had a Louis Vuitton mask,

I would be funny. There's Chanel, 25 bucks. Now you're talking. Yeah, you can get them all. Designer face masks. And it looks like the logo is just slightly off. It's just a little tilted. Your kids wear masks in class? Yeah, they wear them all day long.

They don't get to take them off ever. I guess to eat, but that's it. Do they eat in class or go cafeteria? No, they eat in class. They bring them their food. I don't know if other classes are different, but my daughter shows up where she used to rotate. And my son's a little bit younger, so it's different.

But as a junior high person, she used to rotate classes all the time. And now she goes, she gets down in her desk, which is socially distanced from other kids. So much so to where if a teacher or student, in her classroom gets COVID, they have it set up to where other kids shouldn't have to quarantine even if they were in the room because they are so separated.

Has that happened in her class? Yeah, I mean, her teacher just got it, one of them. Really? Yeah. Her teacher got COVID. Yeah, but then they sent us a note that we shouldn't, we don't have to quarantine. Everyone's fine.

And I'm like, I'm sure about that? My daughter was like, no, no, I think I should stay home for virtual learning. I don't need to go. And I thought, no, no, you need to go. So she's going back. Yeah. I don't have time for that. If they separate them that much where if someone gets it, they don't think they need to quarantine, that's great separation there.

No, I think they've handled it really well. Clearly, they have a system that's working for them. Oh, no, it feels a little weird to me, but still, they know more than I do. I have to trust the people that know more than I trust me just guessing. Had to do a lot of that lately. Well, Scoobie Steve found two dead people in his house. What? Have you guys heard of this?

No. like real Scuba Steve Our executive producer Talk the show through What happened So I had this Eerie feeling in my garage

Since I moved in about a year ago Because I can sense The paranormal activity a little bit Okay He has said this before Once a ghost like wrapped him up And made him cry In his car

Yeah And the shower Right Yeah yeah Okay go ahead So I had that feeling And it had been lingering For a solid year

Well the other day I was put away my Christmas lights And I have these cabinets Inside the garage where I store the lights. And I'm going through each of the drawers, putting stuff away. I go to a drawer that I haven't been to before. I open it up and I see these two black boxes.

I open them up and there's like sand inside of it. I'm like, who would, why would the previous owners leave sandboxes, whatever? Open it up, play around a little bit. I look on the inside and it says somebody's full name and the date they're born, the date they died. The other one, same one as their name and the date they're born, they died. So I was fiddling with somebody's dead body. Well, dead ashes, not body.

Dead ashes. Yes, yes, yes. I said dead people, not body. Correct, yeah, ashes. Still very creepy and very scary. And I'm thinking myself, who the hell is he's behind these people in my garage? Well, I called the previous owner. It turns out it's the father and the mother-in-law of the previous owner. And he was like, thank you for finding those. We've been looking for him for the entire year. Don't you go there first? We're like, oh, honey, we're moving. What do we get first? Mom and dad, maybe. So did you get them back to them?

Yeah, I left it on the outside of the garage and told him to come by and pick it up. I don't want to see them or the bodies ever again. You had your fingers in the ashes? They're not bodies. They're not bodies. I thought it was, yeah, sorry, I keep saying bodies because I was just so freaked out. But I thought it was sand because my son needs sand in a sandbox. I figured, oh, there's a couple extra boxes of sand.

I could throw it in the sandbox and, you know, but thank God I didn't do that. And you've been feeling like there's something happening in that garage? Yeah, I always have this, like, cold brush on my back every time I walk into the garage. And I was wondering what it was. And obviously, now I would. And even in the entrance into the garage, my son wouldn't go anywhere near it. He kept pointing up in the sky near the door. And I'm thinking, what's he pointing at?

And now I know it's probably those people floating around. Do you think that you have a gift? I wouldn't consider it a gift. That's something that I would consider it something that I don't want. So I tried to avoid it because I don't want it. So I'm not accepting of this gift. Would you ever take a minute and sit and try to talk with spirits and see if you could actually reach out to them? No.

Like the Ouija board and all that as a kid, we'd play it and it would always freak me out. I don't want to be involved with it, so I pass. If you're listening, I pass. What was that noise? Lunchbox is trying to do a chicken noise. You're talking about people, like from the previous life. I don't want to mess with that. I don't want to invite it in my home.

I have kids now. Big bad scuba. There's a story that came out in the news that when scuba told this story, I saw this. The seconds before a cremation ceremony began at a hospital, the daughter of a woman who has to be cremated notice, her mom was still alive. Oh my. What? The mother 89, whose name has not been yet publicized, complained of chest pain. She was then hospitalized. Her daughter, 54, was given a death certificate for her mom, claiming that she had died of heart failure.

When the funeral workers were about to put the body through the cremation chamber, the daughter noticed her mother move and stopped the cremation ceremony. Quote, the woman's daughter went to the hospital at 8.45 a.m. where she met a doctor who informed her of her mom's death after she suffered from heart failure and shortness of breath. according to a news site during the funeral the daughter began screaming when she noticed a movement made by her mom. Following the incident, the daughter sent a text message saying, I just wanted to let you know that mom is still alive. We were at the crematorium and we saw her with vital signs. Now we're going to the hospital. The mom is back in the hospital.

That's crazy. I've never known anyone that's cremated. So do you get to witness the cremation? I didn't. Well, my mom was cremated. I didn't witness it. But you have an option? I don't know.

I don't know. It was not an option for me. Maybe it was like not actually her about to go in the thing. Maybe like a viewing or something. But like, yeah, maybe like a final goodbye. That is. And like sees a Twitch. Crazy.

Crazy. All right. I think I'm done with this segment. I'm like Scooby now. I'm spooked out. I just want to get out of this segment. All right. Thank you, Scuba.

The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two's 30 seconds skinny. Dolly Parton put a new spin on her. her classic song 9 to 5 for an ad that will run during Sunday's Super Bowl. It's to recognize those working on their side hustles, and she kind of makes an appearance in it to show off her new perfume. Here's a clip. Working five to nine, you've got passion and a vision,

because it's husband time. A whole new way to make a living. Something that gives it meaning. Darius Rucker talks about his latest song, Beers and Sunshine. I think it just brings it down to the simpleness of life. You know, sitting in the sun and drinking a beer. The only BS I need line, because everybody's so tired of all the BS going on, I think. And so I think the only BS I need line, people really resonated with that.

Matt Stel talks about what the Super Bowl is all about to him. It's going to feel like real life for just a little bit. We're all going to huddle around the TV, and we're all going to eat too much. We're all going to drink a little bit, and we're going to play squares with our friends, and we're going to not do anything on Monday at work. That's what really the Super Bowl is about, is the lack of productivity. I'm Morgan number two.

That's your skinny. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. There's a car repair shop in Michigan called Mr. Hoxie's Garage. And so they've been up and running for five years. Pandemic was a tough year, obviously, but they're still up. They said, hey, we want to celebrate.

So what they did is they went to the local schools, and they said, hey, what's up with the un-pacons? student lunch debts. So they paid thousands of dollars off. Wow. Of the unpaid student lunches. Isn't that a good story? That's cool. They were like, hey, we all need a break right now, and we can help and we're happy that the community supported us, so we're giving back. So Mr. Hoxie's Garage. That's pretty cool. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. This story comes us from Stafford, Virginia. A 41-year-old man was at the gym, and he's like,

man, I wonder what's going on over in the ladies' locker room. Let me go take a look. So he crawled up in the ceiling, went crawling, and he was going to do some peeping. Only the problem is he weighs over 200 pounds, ceiling tiles can't hold him, and boom, crashes right into the women's locker room. Oh, that's what he gets. Terrible. There was that one brief moment where he goes, oh, crap, I'm done for.

Right when it starts to crack. It's like, I've been on the ice before and you're like, oh, this stuff's cracking. And then right away are you like, I'm fixing a leak up here. Oh, before you fall? Yeah, or do you just, Cover your face and run out. Yeah. Or do you open your eyes and stare as long as you can before?

Because that was his point. Yeah, there's just a lot of things that can happen here. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it.

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what would you do if, like, Caitlin suddenly was taking care of some dog and it was her ex-boyfriends? It's Bobby Bones, world-class advice giver. If she really said it's just a friend and withheld that it was an ex-boyfriend, I would be concerned. Yeah, I don't think it was like, I mean, I think that's how it came up as like not a big deal, but just FYI, we used to date. And also, what's the dating history? Was it serious dating or did they go out a few times? I would have no problem with it as long as it was told to me up front. Hey, Trent's dog, who I was a part of that dog's life, I need to take care of it for a couple days. Is that okay? Oh, that's still be tough. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'm trying to act like I'm too, I don't know about that. I know. My friend was trying to be like super cool about it too. I was trying to be super cool. Yeah. And I don't know that that's the best idea. I've talked myself out of what I should do and what I feel like I would do.

I know. My husband and I were both like, oh, no. I don't think I could take. I don't think I would be okay with her continuing. Obviously, she's already doing it. But like, hey, from here on out, could we not pet sit your ex's dog? Yes. That's the side that I'm going to lean. I don't think it's good for that relationship. Unless they Her ex has absolutely nowhere to go with it And she talks about it It says hey listen If nobody takes this dog

It's gonna be hungry Let's still It's like go Go to walk Wags for a walk Or whatever the dog App is that watches your dog Yeah that's tough

I'm on your side I'm shallow Well I don't know that for sure That I have a side I was just crazy That you would handle it That's all of our sides Yeah

If you can not do it You shouldn't do it And it's weird that she didn't say Hey I'm pet sitting My ex-boyfriend's dog I honestly don't think she was keeping it from him, but she is clearly also now it opens up a conversation of, oh, you're still friends with this person. Because two to three months is still a fairly new relationship, but he definitely could see himself with her forever. So he just was curious.

Okay, Mr. Commitment. Now I'm worried about that. What? Let her know two months in. He's like, I'm with you forever. My end statement is not a good situation. try to get somebody else to watch the dog. But like, so how does he bring it up?

You say, I'm not comfortable with you watching your ex-boyfriend's dog. That's weird to me. Sometimes you're just needy. And then I guess he'll find out real quick where she stands because either she's going to be like, okay, I respect that. I won't do it anymore. But if she's like, no, I want to care for this dog, then, ooh. That means she wants to care for that last dog.

Oh, the real dog. All right, there it is. It's Bobby Bones, world-class advice giver. Yeah, most kids love riddles, but what if we ask the adults in the room these kids riddles? Let's play Riddle me this. Amy, lunchbox, Eddie, I will give you a kid's riddle. All you have to do is get it. You'll have 20 seconds after I finish the second reading of it, okay?

For example, you guys can yell this one out. What gets wetter, the more it dries. Tow. Tow, right. Wow. Well, that's a, well, that's a lot. old one. You've never heard that one? No, and I'm going to be terrible at this.

Okay. Amy, you're up first. Amy, what goes up but never comes back down? What goes up, but never comes back down. Riddle me this. I feel like eventually it cycles itself back down again, but I'm just

going to go with the first thing that popped in my head, which was precipitate. Evaporation. I don't know. Departation. Weird noise. Stop! Stop! Because, like, But then it evaporates, but then it like comes back down. It's like a cycle.

Time? Your answer is? What goes up and never comes back down? Evaporation. The answer is age, your age. Oh, or that. It's not going to be so on the nose and scientific. It's a riddle. Man, sometimes I'm just not in the right head space.

I know. It's tough. Why don't you get on one track, though? It's hard to leave because age. That's so true. All right, Amy, you've been eliminated. Okay, yeah, goodbye. Lunchbox.

Oh, I've been boned, right? No, not on this one. That's easy, that's easy, true. You were excited for that one. All right, lunchbox, what goes away as soon as you talk about it? What goes away as soon as you talk about it? Timer starts now. What goes away as soon as you talk about it?

I'm talking about something. It goes away. 10 seconds. If it goes away, the minute you talk about it. You go away. That's time. What goes away as soon as you talk about it. Your breath.

Incorrect. Silence. Silence goes away as soon as you talk about it. It's a hard one, man. Yeah, I don't know. You've been bone. No, I am not. Not this game.

Eddie. Come on. What is the best month? For a parade? What is the best month for a parade? Riddle me this. The best month for a parade. It doesn't have to do with anything.

Parade months? January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December. What's the best month for a parade? Five seconds? Oh, it's got to be something with a parade. The month... Time. Eddie, what's the best month for a parade?

January. Incorrect. March. Oh, so dumb. You've been boned. No. Everybody got boned. No, no, no, no, we didn't. That's rough round, guys.

Write your answer down this time. Okay. What can you catch but not throw? If you get it right, you stay in the game. What can you catch but not throw? Riddle me this. Everybody in? Yes.

Yeah, yeah. Lunchbox, what do you? have? Cold. Amy? Cold. Eddie? A cold. Would also accept COVID. Correct. Oh, nice, nice, nice. I run all around the pasture, but never move. What am I? I run all around the pasture, but never move.

What am I? riddle me this. I run all around the pasture, but never move. Time's up. Lunchbox. Fence. Fence. Eddie. Horn rose. What? What?

Amy? Fence. Fence is correct. Eddie been eliminated. See ya. Great. You got bone twice. See ya. We're down to one.

This one will be speed around since we're down to two. Oh, boy. Ready. What has six faces but does not wear makeup? Has 21 eyes but cannot see. What is it? You're going to say it again. I often do.

Who reads? It's the rules. Thank you for requesting what I was already going to do. What has six faces but does not wear makeup. Has 21 eyes but cannot see. What is it? Faces. What has six faces?

What's another thing where there's an eye? Oh. Oh. Wasn't it with your name if you know it. Hold on. Six faces, faces. Faces? F-A-C-S, Amy.

We can't unsee. And 21 eyes. All I can think is the six faces. All right, five seconds, guys. Need some sort of answer. What do you have, Amy? Storm. Lunchbox.

Lunchbox, alphabet. No, incorrect. It's dice. Dice. Oh, yeah. Gosh. What? Faces.

These are called faces and eyes. I never knew that. Yeah, because snake eyes. Okay. This one would be a little easier. Buzz in with your name. Amy, your lunchbox. What can be swallowed?

but can also swallow you. Lunchbox. Luntbox. Guilt. Incorrect. What? Am I'm my guilt all the time. Water.

Incorrect. Your pride. Oh, water. Guilt pride. Here we go. What two things can you never eat for breakfast? Amy. Amy.

Who did you? Correct. Amy, we have a riddle champion for today. Riddle me this champion. Congratulations, Amy. Nice job, Amy. You'll get a shot in March to defend your belt. Okay.

That's the best time. Time to have a parade, by the way. In March, that's right. I'll never forget that one. What do you want to say, Amy? I just can't believe I missed so many of them finally got that one. And you get to do the yell. I know.

This is like my least favorite thing to do. You don't have to do it hard. Just do it how you want. Oh, okay. Right. I know, but I don't want to be like a party pooper. Go ahead. Do it.

Good fun one. But riddle me this. There it is. We'll take that. There she is. February champion. Yeah. Here's Amy's pile of stories.

So Brett Young got a couple of new tattoos that I thought are cool and maybe a good idea if someone else is looking to get one. But he got his baby's heartbeat, both of them, the one-year-old that's already born, and then the heartbeat of the baby that's inside of his wife, Taylor's tummy right now. What he did is he took like an audiophile and then had it drawn and then drew that on his stomach. What it looks like, like a waveform.

So you see the audio file and it's like up and down, up, down, up, down. he took a picture of it and then took of the tattoo artist and had him draw it. Yeah, and they put it on there and I think it's super special. I love that. Okay, so how do you have Caitlin listed in your phone, Bobby?

Let me look. I think I know. My girl. No, oh, it says Caitlin, obviously, then it has a heart and an engagement ring beside it. It used to be heart and an ice cream because we used to always go for ice cream, but that's what it is for me.

Why? Well, a tweet went viral a few days ago when a woman discovered that her husband had her in his contacts with her full first and last name. And she thought it was just strangely formal because she's his wife. So then people started sharing how they have

their significant other in their phone. I think mostly it's how you put them on your phone when you meet them. Because you kind of don't go back and change it unless it's a completely obvious reason to go change it. Yeah. Well, I thought I'd share some of the funny ones that I saw. One woman has her husband as OKCupid guy number three

because that's probably like you said what it was when she met him. Another woman met her boyfriend while they were recovering from something, and he helped with like her pain, which he had going on pain-wise. So she hasn't been in her phone as Paul L. Payne. And then someone, one guy didn't have his wife's number saved at all, and she got real mad about that. And he said, if there's one person's number I should know and have memorized,

it's yours. I don't need to save it. That's good excuse. Smart thing. All right, one more. So if you're looking for free coffee, you just got to download the Dunkin. perks app because for the month of February, every Monday, they are doing free coffee Mondays. If you buy anything else, maybe just like one little munchkin or a donut, boom, you get a free

medium coffee. But you got to have the app. You're teaching people now how to swindle the system. That's how you know this isn't a commercial. Amy's like, if you go in and you just buy a piece toilet paper, you get a piece of free coffee or a cup of free coffee. Yep. Yeah, free coffee Mondays. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. Tell me something good. So there's this 91-year-old man named Gene, and he lives across the street from a daycare. But he has dementia.

So he ends up walking across the street every day to introduce himself to the teacher that works at the daycare and hangs out with all the students every day for about an hour. Here's a clip from the news. How are you doing? Oh, good. Megan says it's almost like an instinct. I'm Gene.

We always tell the kids that is brain. is kind of sick, but his heart always remembers us. Mr. Gene. Dementia can rob so much. But apparently acceptance and compassion. What's your best move? Are unforgettable. Yeah.

So for about an hour every afternoon, Gene gets to enjoy his time with the children, and they just all act like, hey, yeah, we all just met today. Let's hang. That's touching. Mm-hmm. Dang. And good for the school for letting him do that. Yeah.

Good for him, because every day he's like the same great guy. Damn. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance,

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AMU dot APUS dot edu slash military I was reading a story that say most people hold it and don't go to the bathroom at work maybe that just means number two right? What's your story? Me? What? No, I'm just asking

do you go here I don't, what? Or do you? I always am going to the bathroom here. If I need, I run to the bathroom. So you'll go to the bathroom at work. I don't. I go to the bathroom at work.

Sure. But they say most people. So most people say they don't hit that deuce at work. Americans have some form of anxiety when it comes to doing their business in a public place. Some locations are worse than others. According to survey respondents, the scariest places to go or in the office, a friend's house. That's tough. It depends how close a friend you are

Right Restrooms where there's only one stall In bars and restaurants The ultimate terror for me was in school I went to a really poor school We didn't have doors on our bathrooms Why? Guys bathrooms don't

The stalls Later in high school we did We had stall doors But through probably seventh grade If you had to use the toilet The stall was wide open So it was pit stop 40 seconds

Get out And get out if you had to I got mad dunked on toilet once Oh what do they call those The swirlies I was doing nothing wrong I was walking down the hall Maybe being a little malady

But still walking down the hall And two seniors Grab me, stuck me in the toilet upside down I remember Fighting it with my arms Because someone had peed in the toilet And I was like I'm not going in it So I fought it

Slamed the flush After the flush went down I knew I wasn't going to win the battle So I was like, fine, now I'm going in. They stug my head in, pulled me out, went about their day, and had to go back into class with a wet head. Ugh, it is punks. Awful.

All right. Amy, what do you do know over there? I'm looking at my joke. I'm ready to tell it. She's checked out of this story? You don't like it? No. All right, let's hit the corny.

The morning corny. So I started a band called Blanket. Okay. It's a cover band. Oh, boy. That was the morning corny. Is there anyone who refused it to go to the bathroom at work? Number two?

Number two, don't do it. Nah, I'll do it. Anyone else? Or is everybody pretty good? Ray? I'm good if you need me to for a bit. All right, never mind. Amy, if I were to ask you what lunchboxes hobbies were,

and you were to list them out for me. Oh, napping? Taking naps, that's good. Collecting trash? Yes. And his car? Also along the same lines, collecting coins. Yes, okay.

Soccer. Oh, yes. Rec soccer. Or being the, what is it called? He's the manager. Yeah, like the water boy, stuff like that. Does the laundry, what else comes in here? And that's about it.

He also loves to call what? Hot. He loves to call. Not dirty lines, no. Amy's like, do I say this? No, no, no, no. Hot lines. He loves the, what number does he like to call?

Are you like, oh, he likes to play the lottery? No, no, no, no. What number does he like to call? 8, 6, 7.5. No, no. Amy, Amy. He loves to call 911. Sorry, that's such a new hobby for him.

This is 9-1-1 lunchbox is kind of recent. The past couple years, he's any reason he can call 911, he does. Right. So we have another story that we'd like to bring in here. Tell me what happened, lunchbox. So, we were at the park and we were at the playground. There's all these kids playing and it's such a great day. Kids meet each other.

My two and a half year old playing with some other kids. And as we're leaving, one of the ladies with her two kids, like, oh my goodness, my car's been broken into. Someone had broken in, stolen her diaper bag with her wallet and her cell phone. And I said, don't worry, I'll call the cops. So I whipped out my cellie and I called 911. I was like, hey, we're at the park and there's been a break in. What do you think they said?

Is anybody hurt? Like, I don't know. I think he's to start asking questions. Do you need us to send an officer? And then he said, they said, sir, a car break in,

if there's no one hurt, it's not really an emergency. Is it not? They scolded him. I wouldn't mind, I would, or I wouldn't think they would mind him calling 911 for a break in. Did they send anyone other?

They said, yeah, they send an officer. They said, but next time, please, if it's not an emergency, when no one's in danger,

call the, whatever, the non-emergency number. is. So a police officer comes, starts, you know, taking information. I was like, hey, you need a witness statement? And he was like, no. And I was like, okay. And then the person that stole the wallet had already gone to the grocery store and tried to charge $500. Oh, they went quick. Yes. So I was like, hey, do we need to meet you over at the grocery store and do some, maybe look at the video, see if we recognize anybody? He's like, nope. We'll hand it over to the

fraud department. I was like, all right, do you need my information just in case, you know, this goes down the line? Oh, let me guess. Let me guess. No. Nope. I need nothing to do with you. It has nothing to do with you. It's not your car. But I called 911. I was Johnny on the spot.

It was so awesome. Is that a rush for you when you hit those three numbers? Man, it's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. It's like you're in the moment. Like you see on TV? Like, did you not watch Rescue 911 as a kid? And they play back the 911 call?

You are that person. Like, this is your moment to make a difference in America. Can you? Yes. As a news organization, get audio of lunchboxes. Correct. You can get any 911 call. I mean, I think Scooba Steve's the man to do this. Would love to hear lunchboxes 911 calls. What do you have to say? I mean, is it public record? Yeah, I have no idea how you would do it. Like the date and time and then maybe they pull it?

I have no idea. Okay. We will try to find that, though. Yes. I know today's Wednesday, but let me give you guys a look ahead of Friday show real quick. Mike D. wants to be pepper sprayed in the face. He's asked. I've said no. He continues to ask, I'm going to do it. I'm going to pepper spray him because he wants to know what it feels like on Friday's show. Also on Friday's show, Darius Rucker, Parker, Parker, Parker, Parker, McCollum, and a performance from Matt Stell. So Friday's show will be big. On right now, Seth in Iowa.

Hey, Seth, what's going on? Hey, morning studio. Morning. Hey, so I had an idea about, like, the Dollar Day and Smell that. And for our wedding, we bartended for, I don't know, 15, 30 minutes or so, and just took the tip. Oh, you want to do that, bone? That's interesting, though. It's also an interesting choice of words.

They just took the tip. Well, I mean, like, they still have, like, we had the bartenders helping us, like, mix the drinks and stuff. But, like, after we ate and everything, DJ announced, hey, you know, the bride and groomer are going to go back and bartends. So, and, you know, for that a lot of time, you know, we would take the tips. Because, shoot, we don't know how to mix drinks or anything like that. So we were just passing beers out. And, yeah, it got away from that awkward dollar dance. and we made a bunch of money.

Nice. What are you talking here? I mean, we only, so we had a small wedding. I mean, we had like 130 people, and I don't know. I bet we'd walk out with a grand. Woo! A couple things. First of all, is 130 small?

Oh, for me, I feel like that's big. But I guess I have been invited to weddings where there's been upwards of 400, 500 people. Dane. So I guess that's big. For me, $0.30.000 big. And you made $1,000 in tips, huh? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I mean, because people want to give you money. You know, they want that dollar. dance experience, but we're like, we don't want to touch everybody and have that awkward, like, hey, how are you? No, we're good. You're good. You know, it's just weird. We appreciate that call, Seth.

That's a pretty good idea. Thank you. Something else do real quick. We cut the mother, like, I didn't do it. I mean, I did it, but my wife didn't. I cut the mother sun dance short because that was just really awkward to be standing there dancing with your mom. I don't have a mom to dance with for the mother son dance.

so I can probably just skip it all together. Yeah. And no one's going to be like, he didn't do the mother's son. No, no one will even notice. Ray Mundo danced with his mom for a whole song, right? Yeah, it was rough too. I should have shortened the song just one with the hook or something like that.

Why? Because it does get awkward. Why was it rough, Ray? Everybody's staring at you, it's an emotional moment. Maybe have that when it's just you and mom back at the hotel or something. Whoa, that's not even weird. What's even weirder?

What's not. No, no, no, no. Just do it like this guy said and shorten it. That's a good idea. Our show goes into the weirdest places sometimes. Thank you for the call, Seth. Appreciate that. Love you, bye.

All right, see you, love you, bye. Let's open up the mailbag. Here we go. Bobby's Mailbag. On topic here. Hey, Bobby Bones. Listen to you every morning on my way to work. I'm a teacher.

It helps to get a few laughs on my commute. I'm getting married in October. My fiance and I are having a hard time choosing a first dance song. There are so many songs out there. We are finding it hard and narrow the selection down. We're looking for something non-traditional. Was wondering if you had any ideas. Thanks, Danielle.

The key to me was the words non-traditional. Because mostly I would say, just go find a song that means something to you. That's it. It's about you. It's not about the song. Caitlin and I have a song, which we're not saying yet, that just means something to us.

It's not, I don't know that I've ever heard anyone dance to a wedding. at a wedding to this song. Oh, so maybe yours is a little non-traditional. Sure, but just because it's not something that people often dance to. Right. Amy, what do you have? What song? Oh, I have Get Lucky by Daft Punk.

Oh, you went fast. That's cool. Okay. I like that. Get it. I get it. I get it. Definitely a fast dance vibe.

Yeah, and it could be fun. Definitely non-traditional. Eddie, what do you have? Okay, so I went the same route. So, I mean, everyone wants to be sappy and sad. Let's go black-eyed piece. Let's get it started. Let's get it started.

I mean, this is your marriage. Let's get it started. I think that sounds fun. My only problem with doing a fast dance as the first song, you're doing a fast dance by yourself with nobody dancing around you. Just you and your wife, though, saying let's get it started, baby. I get the under, it's like you need to shorten the song then. Do you want to dance a whole song fast with everybody staring at you?

What are you choreograph? I was going to say have a little routine. For a whole song, a three-minute routine. It's a long routine. some of it. I'm not hating. I'm just saying if it were me, no chance to be a fast song.

Okay. There's nobody around you. The great thing about dancing at a club or a bar is there are people around you. It's not just you. Or halfway through, you like, raise your hands

and be like, okay, now everybody! Oh, yes. And then they all join you on the dance floor. Okay, DJ Callet. And another one. Lunchbox? It's easy, guys.

You want to surprise everybody, YG, tune it and boot it. Okay. But that's your wedding. But it's saying, why are you booting it? It's still a love song? No, Tud it and Boot it is not a love song. That's the opposite of it.

Ray, do you have something? Yeah, we all know in that moment, first dance, you're kind of like, man, I wish my ex could see me right now. Sam Hunt, ecstasy. He walks in. It all makes sense. Suddenly you're climbing all them next to me. Next to me. I ain't no food.

I don't know that I want to reference an ex. So weird. While dancing with my now wife. or husband. Okay. Well, mine is non-traditional because it's a different version of the song. Okay.

Play the full version, Ray, from the very beginning. It's a love song, it's a slow song because I think it's easier to slow dance. But here, listen to this, see if you can name the song. It's a love song, but you just never knew it was a love song until now. Love start to the dance.

This can be a long band, buns. Well, I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you Okay, you never even knew this was a love song. You win. Is this such a beautiful song slow? Yeah, I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man that goes along with you

And when I come home Yeah, I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's coming home to you And when I'm dreaming Well, I know I'm gonna dream I'm gonna dream about the time when I'm with you But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more

Just to be in a thousand miles To fall down at your door When I'm working Tell me that song slow isn't amazing I mean I want to be at that wedding right now It's pretty amazing Would it work to where if you start Dancing slow to this

And then it merges into the fast Here's the fast version for those that don't know When it's saying this dopey and upbeat It doesn't feel like a love song But when you strip that down It's like the greatest love song ever Let me see if there's a slow version Let's get it started by the black ice piece

I'm gonna do some research By the way that band is called Sleeping at Last That's good man so much good stuff. They got a bunch of weird stuff too. Huh. They do like astronomy. Sleeping at last. Yeah. Great. Their covers are the best. And that's called I'm going to be 500 miles. Done by the proclaimers originally.

That's pretty good. But it's legit. That's my vote. You win. Thank you. You will. I'll be here all week. This guy had a wife, three fiancés, 15 girlfriends. Oh my goodness. And no one knew. I can barely run my Instagram account in Stanle's. without getting them confused.

Yeah. And this guy has a wife, three fiancé's, 15 girlfriends. What is his name? You know him? No, I want to Google him. Jason Collier. C-O-L-L-I-E-R. Is he dead, Bones?

Do they want him to kill them? I asked because, yeah, right? I asked because he said he had. Well, once they found out, don't you think that that... It's all over? Probably diminished. His name is Jason Collier. His story has gone wild on the internet.

Well, he's a Texas police chief. And now the Texas police chief has resigned his position with the force after being arrested under suspicion of, quote, faking a marriage annulment. Oh, yeah, by the way, he's also a minister. Oh, wow. One of the limit. He was what said his lovemaking was not the best with all the practice. He should have been better. And that to him probably hurts more than anything else.

He looks like lunchbox with a beard. Oh. Oh, come on. Like he's not a weird-looking guy. Oh. So the unraveling started when two of his girlfriends found out about each other over Facebook. Just two, and they each thought they were the only one. To add to the excitement, the ladies found out he was already married with kids

and had shown the current girlfriends an annulment paper showing he was no longer married, which he falsified an annulment. But this is a lot. This guy's big dreams. If one thing you have to respect, he dreams a big. He goes for it all the way. Yeah, 15 other women. And possibly another wife.

Oh. See, like, being married to one woman is hard. Like, it's complicated enough. Can you imagine all of this? How complicated this must be? Just the stories you have to remember. God. And who said what?

Like, you would have to keep a notebook. Did I say that again? Sorry. Sorry. You'd have to go home or get on your laptop at the end of whatever home you're in. Write notes about this person. Keep it all. Because when you go back, you don't want to ask something you already knew.

Yeah. Let me say this again. A wife. Three fiancé. And how about the engagement rings? He's having to buy three different rings and 15 girlfriends. Well, and he's having to buy a bunch of dinners and stuff, right? Like, he spends money on these girls, obviously.

By my math, this is 19 women that I see here for sure. They say there could be others. But this is 19 women. They're only 31 days in a month. So some women are just getting one night a month. And how do you watch TV shows? Because you can't be like, I already saw that episode. True.

Amy Sorry, I'm knee-deep in all this I mean, these women share text messages that he would send with them So now I'm looking at their exchanges And yeah, if you think about just Keeping up with You know, 15 friends

Like on text is hard sometimes And you get behind Like I can't imagine how he was And then some people out there right now Are like, dang, I can't even get one girlfriend You know, I would respect too If he just put him on a group thread And they all just were there together

Like I respect that I wonder what he's lacking in a childhood that he feels like he has to do this too. Good question. I love to interview him too. Scova Steve, if you can land this interview, Jason Collier, the former, what, sheriff who say, Amy? Police, Texas, police chief. Yeah. Also a minister. Oh, wow. On his dating profile, which I guess he had. Which is crazy too, that he would have a dating profile up with this picture and his age. Yeah, he said, Jason 41, looking for friendship. And then more from there, not looking for a hookup, sincere. conversation, building trust and relationship first.

Looking forward to hearing from you. But then he writes down below looking for something casual. Oh. He is 6.3, so I get it, ladies. He's tall dude. Yeah, tall dude. Again, he's a normal looking guy. Looks like lunchbox with a beard.

Don't you think so? I mean, I'm glad you called me normal looking for once. That's all I took from the story. Okay, let's play a love song. I feel like this is the perfect song. We need a love song. Better Together from Luke Combs. Amy, any final comments?

Maybe, maybe once I, and this is fascinating to me. I can't even, I don't even know how he did this. All the girls are like, better together. That was our song. Oh, maybe some of them are listening. Ons are. Maybe, yeah, there's a lot out there. One of these stories is about him going to Lubbock to meet one of them.

And we're on in Lubbock. Yeah. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home is something good. In September 2019, Rob Sparks was having a tough time chasing his two little kids around. He gets on the scale and he's like, wow, I weigh 441 pounds. This 6,000 calories a day, not going to cut it.

So he starts eating healthier. Then in March of 2020, he starts running. And now he has lost 228 pounds. He ran his first marathon in December and he has signed up for four more this year. and he's going to try to train for an ultra-marathon, which is a 50-mile race. Oh, wow. That's crazy.

And it just sounds like he made small steps to accomplish something big. Small steps started eating healthy, and then he did that for like five months. Then in March, had to eat and healthy. He started running. And Mike D lost 100 pounds. Cut out Coke. That was his first step.

Did that for a while. I said, okay, well, let me walk. Next thing you know, lost over 100 pounds. That's great. That's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant.

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So, reading a lot about Morgan Wallen lately and was just kind of curious on what your insight was and knowing that a few radio stations have already released with music if you guys had any interest or had to do that. Did you see the Morgan Wall and stuff? No. Okay. Amy doesn't catch much news nowadays. So maybe the night before last is where the video's from, maybe this weekend.

He was outside drunk and he said the N-word. Okay. So you can watch it. So I'm not a big virtue signaller and I'm not going to come out and go, you know what? Off goes his music. We have not played his music this morning. Right, guys? Right? And I said that too. I sent scuba an email and was like, hey, let's not play anything more again. Let me kind of collect my thoughts. And my thoughts are this. I was watching it and I go, I don't even think this word. Like this word doesn't even come into my head. And when someone uses it, it is so just disgusting to my insides that I don't quite understand. And so I thought, why is it even using that?

That's also just not a word that comes out and you say for the first time ever in a situation like that. It isn't. And some people were going, well, he was drunk. Okay. But when you're drunk, doesn't that, I've never been drunk, so I'm going to ask you guys, doesn't it pretty much just open you up to what you kind of normally do anyway? Yeah. Again, asking.

Yes? Yeah, yeah. It's not something that you just kind of comes out of nowhere because alcohol creates that. It's in you already. and then it kind of just takes those filters out of you, so it just comes out. Yeah, there's more, less control. Correct.

I hate it. There is no room for that word. There is no room for a limited view on any race or sex or so much so that I just, it just makes me feel like that. Listen, I like Morgan Wallen as a person. This I don't like, one bit. I'm also not a big cancel culture guy, but I do think I'm a go away for a while guy.

Yeah. That's what I think. And I think if you're going to not allow someone to take some time away and learn, I think you probably have some self-evaluation. He's got a lot of self-evaluation to do, friends. A lot. I think he knows that. And then people will go, well, he wouldn't feel this way if he didn't get in trouble.

Well, thank God he got in trouble so he can now feel a different way. So, yeah, I'm not an advocate of playing Morgan's music for now. I am an advocate of Morgan going away for a while. But I'm also an advocate of him learning and coming back and being able to help others. The only way you become not an idiot is by learning why you were an idiot. That's it. So, and you know, when I woke up this morning, I saw a bunch of texts from Quargon. corporate people going, what do you want to do? Do you want to make a statement? I was like,

I don't want to make a statement because all I read on Twitter are people, again, virtue signaling, saying really generic bland things like, you know, we got to do better, fam. Okay. Well, let's say exactly what we got to do better. And the hardest part about all this is I like Morgan. I would talk to them right now and say, hey, what a dumb, what a dumb, dumb thing to do. You make country music look bad. You make me look bad. But mostly you make yourself look bad. And I don't like that for you, man. So that's how I feel about it. It was just, I'm not going to say unfortunate. It was stupid. So my takeaway is he should go away for a while. That's it. I just don't have any space in my heart, any space in any capacity of my life,

of any racism at all. And that word to me screams that, even if you say he didn't mean that in that situation. I don't, that word to me is, I grew up in a town that was separated by railroad tracks. Still is, as a matter of fact. White quarters and black quarters. I saw it firsthand.

We would play football and on our high school football team, every single place we went, if you don't think the N-word was dropped 10,000 times at us on the field against my friends, I didn't have to experience it, but I was as close to it as you could be to go, God dang, man, this is every day for them. So I may be a little more sensitive than the average person about it,

but I'm still not sensitive enough. So those are my feelings. We all have the responsibility when we aren't right to go and get right. That takes time, that takes effort. I have had things in my life where I've had to go get right. There are probably things in my life now that aren't as right as they should be. But this is a big one. And I'm hoping that Morgan takes care of it, learns, teaches others,

and that isn't something that's going to happen tomorrow. So there's your answer. Heck, Amy has two black children. You know? I don't even think about that while I'm telling the story. And all of that said, I am pissed, but it's a weird feeling. It's a dichotomy of I've got two sides of me here. I'm completely pissed and disgusted, but also know that I like Morgan.

I just can't like him for this. I just can't like them. So I'll probably get beat up a little bit for having this talk on the air. Why? I don't know. People beat me up for everything. Heavy is the crown, the head weighs. Something like that.

Heavy is the head. Where's the crown? Listen, I'm the guy. I get it. Right now in this brief period of time, I am the guy in country music. That's it. It's not something that I set out to do

or be as far as being the guy. But when something has to be said, comfortable or not, it's me. I have to say it. For now, until you guys remove my anointment, I have the biggest voice.

I am the guy in country radio. I'm the guy in country music. I talk to 9 million people a week. And if I can't come out, and say directly how I feel about something as sensitive and as wrong as this, then why the heck would you listen to me at all? Okay. Heavy as the head that wears the crown.

Is that the same? So close. Yeah. I will go on for, let me, Amy, go ahead because I'm starting to get texts now from people. Oh, that already? Okay. It's that quick. And that's okay.

There are certain hills that I will happily die on. And this is one of them. By the way, not going to stop loving you, Morgan. I'd hug your neck right now, but then I would go, hey, it's time for you to go away for a bit. Okay, yes. Unless for some weird reason, and I'm not saying this is the case, but I think you're also thinking that he's going to take the time to reflect and come back better. Now, if someone for some odd reason, I trust that he will. You trust that he will.

But anybody in this position, you do have to trust that. If for some reason, the story may change if he's like, no, I don't really see that there's just. Well, then we got a whole different conversation at it. Right. But I do believe, too, that I don't want to be cancel culture. That is so hard for, like, it's just a dangerous thing to do. And we all do it so quickly, especially with all the different ways, like, Instagram and Facebook and Twitter. Like, it's so quickly for stuff to spread and we cancel them.

But I do support, yeah, not playing his music right now. It's not a permanent band. I think he would probably go, I get it. Yeah. But that's it. That's how I feel. You know what? I'm glad you called because I was sitting here going, you know, when do we feel like the most listeners will be on?

And I can actually just say how I feel. And that's it. And I think this is a good time for it. I had no. When she first said that, I was like, oh, no. Well, we realize now you don't watch the news anymore. No, no, it is. Yeah, we get it.

And I now don't go, hey, just that story. I'm like, hey, let me tell you the story. Okay. So there was an election. All of the stories. Oh, during. That was funny. Whenever I did have a lot going on those few days where we didn't know what was going to happen.

And literally, I was like, I think I might, maybe was one of the last people to know who our president was. Because I just was like not dialed in at all with that. Well, you know, I'm not going to stay here and just keep punching. But that's how I feel. And I think that's it. And go back and play this back on a podcast for any TMZ. or country now or blogs are going to beat me up over it, but that is how I feel.

I'm okay with that. I'll say it again. Heavy is the head that wears the crown. Got it. I had to look down at the sheet to see what the saying was. I just want to get it right. Okay, cool. We good?

Yeah. Good. What song would we like to play? Well, I mean, I have a bunch up here, but I feel like now we need something, you know, kind of get us going. I'm taking requests. Anything, Eddie? Anything.

Let's see. How about the Blake and Gwen? I like that one. Oh, have any where? Oh, what about, um, are we still, what about maybe you should probably go to bed or, oh, really, any song we want? Yeah. Oh, I like Miranda Lambert, Bluebird. That makes me happy. All right. Hey, get the lady her song. She just, yeah. Are you, we're happy. Are you waving me off, Scuba?

I'll take him five seconds. Oh, okay. She put a 20 in my fish bowl. He's got to find him in the jukebox. Yeah. Okay, here it is. All right, thank you guys. This one really, just roll down the window. I mean, it's kind of cold.

All right, here, just listen to the song. So my dogs, both of their stomachs have been upset. My stomach has been upset. And so I Google, what do you do for upset stomachs for dogs? It tells me, then I Google, can you do this for humans? And it says, yes, you can. So we've all been eating out of this can of pumpkin. Oh, yeah.

You take a spoonful and you eat it. I put this little. spoon on the dog, licks it up, eats it, helps a little bit. They've been so runny, both of them. And maybe it's just, it's new. We have new dog situations in the house, both a little still weird and skittish. There's probably some anxiety or something. Why is that happening to me? Maybe you're picking up on their feels. You ever heard that? The pumpkin? Yes. Yeah, I've actually done it for my dog, but I've never shared the same can. Well, we share the same can. I go first, and then they go second and third, but we're in the middle of eating

a bunch of pumpkin there. Do I tell you wouldn't got our wedding bands? No. No. Well, we wouldn't, I guess ordered them. Yeah, because you won't need them until a few more months, but I guess so they're getting made and sized and all that.

I've never, in my life, put a ring on for more than maybe I don't know, 100 seconds. It's going to be weird. What kind did you get? Well, I wanted a red one. Oh, boy. I did. I love red. It's my favorite color. Everything's red. I'm extremely colorblind. Red is really the only color I can see fully.

And so before you guys start judging, you don't have what I have. So take it back. That's true. Sorry. I don't. No, I don't. Okay. No, red. I was Caitlin. I'd be like, nope. And she doesn't know me, but she's like, well, let's think about this. And so we go, I've been working with a great person. And she says, well, if you get red, it will break off. It's on a ring. It'll kind of eventually peel away and you have to have it redone. And so she says, so what I can do is I can get you a really, cheap, like, rubber red one at times when you don't want to wear your main one.

Ooh. So we were the main one and then a few little cheap rubber red ones. Oh, cute. Okay. And I have tried to convince Caitlin that since I'm left-handed, I should wear the ring on my right hand. Which she has said no. That's not how it works.

But I'm like, what if I get called in the pitch? Oh, dang. What do you do? You ever see a rookie of the year? Yeah. He's in the stands. Next thing you know, he's out pitching for the Cubs. Then you put it in your pocket.

What if I got, I'm watching an Arkansasel racerback game and Coach Musk goes, We need you in. Ooh. I got to go play. It's on my left hand. Okay. But I'm going to wear it on my left hand. The odds of that happening.

But the odds of me being in this seat right here? If you had asked me that 10 years ago? Nah, I'd believe to myself. Can I make a prediction? Yeah. You're probably going to lose your wedding ring, so then you'll probably end up with just a red rubber one forever. I want to lose this one. It's a nice one.

It's not blinged out like Rays is. Ramundo, our audio producer, has diamonds on the outside all around his. and they had a bunch of those. They were like, do you want white diamonds or black diamonds? I was like, I don't want to have any of these. I don't want to have a ring that screams on the outside. So what color, can you share what you went with? Pink.

I don't know. But like a silvery. White gold? Yeah. Silvery. Ray's ring fits him perfectly. Would you agree, Ray? Yeah, it's more a weekend going to dinner's good occasions that I wear the diamond one.

Oh, you have another one? Yeah, it's a rubber. one or this little piece of string that I put on right here. What do you mean this string? I didn't wear it today. Oh. What does your wife say about that? I'll find out probably in about five minutes.

Okay. Does she listen as the show happens? Yeah, this is commute time. So this is right in her wheelhouse. This is prime time. All right. Something else happening to me is I'm not sleeping through the night. I don't think I slept through the night probably a month and a half at all. I wake up for at least an hour, maybe two hours every night. Oh, that's a long time. I know. And anytime I go, and I go, It's like a Serious one.

Stop Googling it. But what am I supposed to do? Ask a doctor. They don't know. They're not in my bed. Yeah, okay. So I wake up every night just going, what do I do now?

And then eventually, like at what time point? Look, where in the night are you waking up? Midnight, one. Sometimes I just stay up until it's time to do the show. That's awful. I'm sorry for you. Probably in six weeks I haven't slept all the way through the night. Maybe I need more pumpkin.

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open doors to the future for you and your family with the help of American Military University. That's AMU dot APUS dot EDU slash military You want to hear a couple TikTok clips You know what I'm looking for too is

I said hey play me a song What I really meant was play it with your guitar in mouth On TikTok people just get in their car and play their song and like lip sync to it I can't really tell how good you are hopping a studio and get a good song made. Heck, Eddie and I can.

Oh, yeah, I got songs. So I'm starting to get tagged in them in hopes that I'll pass along to you in case you don't see. So I noticed that. Some people were just like, oh, yeah, this is me singing and they're playing it out of their phone or car or computer. And I'm like, oh, but no, no, we want to hear you live. Well, and we may grab one of those, but for me, it's easier to hear somebody sing live if I want to bring you in here to play live, you know? Yeah. Let me play this.

Here are two guys that call themselves the Tutin Brothers And this is a song called Radio Plays Okay, here you go What's up Bobby? We're the Tootin Brothers This is a song we read about our granddad's Pinewood dust On a beat of floor Brisbane in the corner

Since 1994 Deer Sheds hanging on the wall With a lot of license plates And we were so close We almost had our 50 states There's that one. Here's a guy named Jake Blue performing an original song called 90 Proof. So you can see, I'm getting a lot of these.

Cool. Here's one more. It's a girl named Gray Robinson doing a cover song of This City. The city's going to break my heart. The city's going to love me and leave me alone. The city's got me chasing stars. It's been a couple months since I felt like I'm home. She's pretty good, man.

Hey, put her on the possible list, Mike. That's pretty good. The other guy sounds a little Leukhombe, too, like powerful voice. So yeah, keep on. My TikTok is Mr. Bobby Bones. Everything's Mr. Bobby Bones because I couldn't get Bobby Bones. Cute Story Alert. Ramundo hit that alarm.

This cute story alert is coming to you from Amy. Yeah, okay. So this little eight-year-old boy gets in the car with his parents, and I guess they had some good news. So then the little boy said, hey, do you want me to throw the confetti out of my pocket? And the parent says, no, not in the car. Why in the world do you have confetti in your pocket?

And then he says, it's my emergency confetti. I carry it everywhere in case there's good news. Aw. What? That's that pretty cool? Pretty cute. I mean, definitely cute story. I might start doing that, actually.

Exactly. I thought how fun. to have confetti with us. And then if someone tells you something good, you're like, boing. And then you forget to take it out and wash it with all your clothes. Can I tell you guys something? When I hear any sort of alarm on the air, it freaks me out. Oh, yeah.

And I tell you, this is the cute, and I have to get over it. But for those that don't know the history of this show, a mere few years ago, I was fined $1 million by the FCC. By the way, I love the FCC. The good old FCC. Let me say this about the FCC. Couldn't love him more. Man, like to give them all a hug around the neck.

It was a substantial find. Still don't feel great about it, but it had to do with playing an alarm that triggered a lot of things. You can search our Wikipedia page if you'd like to see that. But now the entire company has to do a test to make sure that they also don't do what I did. Because of what you did. It took about 35 minutes or so. I got the email yesterday or day before. I was like, hey, you didn't take your test.

Basically, I was the only one didn't take the test that I made everybody take. I'm sorry about that. But it's tough, so when I hear that, I get a little bit of alarm PTSD. It's funny. Scuba was telling me yesterday how he, I mean, he worked for another show when that happened. He read about what you did, and he was like, what an idiot. I also thought, what an idiot. There's only been a few people in radio history.

A personality be fined a million dollars, seven figures. Not one of my proud achievements. Yeah, I know that that was a hard time, but I don't think you were an idiot. Yeah, scuba. Yeah, scuba. It was a lot of people. They're more upset that we have to take this test now. Oh, all my friends in the company text me pictures

and taking the test. Go on, thanks for making me do this. Yes, that's what was. I'm like, I'm saving you from being fined. I remember when it happened, my friend Charlemagne the god that works in New York sent me about a hundred laughing out loud emojis. Of course he did.

Amy, I'm going to read you a couple questions from the quiz and see if you still knew them. Oh, no. Well, honestly, I just had to write myself a note, due test. Oh, you haven't done the test yet? No, I forgot to. The FCC, I'm going to read your question here. Okay.

Which, by the way, I love the FCC. You're going to get enough of them. The FCC can impose substantial fines up to this amount for each separate violation of EAS laws. Is it 100,000, 37,500, or 2.5 million? It's got to be 2.5 million because you... Think about this question, Amy. Think about it. The FCC can impose substantial fines for this amount for each violation.

It wouldn't be $2.5 million because I didn't get fined. Oh, you got fined a million though? Okay, so I don't know. $3,700. Well, $3,700. What did I say? 375. You said a lot of things.

But anyway, playing that alarm just sets me in a wrong spot. Do your test today. I will. Thanks a lot. You're welcome. I have to do it if it wasn't for you. By the way, let me. mention how great, because I've just gotten into this, this Discovery Plus app, now I can watch

the kids baking championships on the app. I don't have to always skim through stuff. Yeah. So it's my show. Eddie's watching it last night. Oh yeah, I'm watching World War II in color on the history channel. Oh, man, it's so cool. It's cool because all the World War II footage out there has been black and white and I was like, that's so long ago. When they do it in color, I'm like, damn, that kind of looks like that was like last week. Puts it into perspective how like crazy that war was. So that's one of the shows. If you want to watch that. You want to watch that. have at it. Me, I'm with the kids making. I love it. It is the biggest collection of real-life entertainment, over 55,000 episodes of shows, over 2,500 shows. Discovery Plus has a ton of great

shows, ton of great personalities, plus exclusive originals all in one place, and half the cost of other streaming services, $4.99 a month, or $6.99 if you want to add free. Stream what you love on Discovery Plus. There you go. Yeah. It's always weird to me when they make color out of black and white. Why? Because I know that it's probably not exactly accurate. I'm like, I bet Oh, like they had to, yeah, they had to manually color it. One final thing is on the show, we talked about lunchbox. He had been loaning out our work parking garage to a friend of his. A friend of his left town is like, just parking in the work parking garage.

Came on, talked about it, it was done. Now I'm hearing that you're letting someone else park their car up here. Yeah, I mean, that's true, yeah. So multiple people are now using our parking garage? No, no, the one car's gone. The first car is gone. They're back, so they moved out and someone else moved in. Are you renting these spots to people?

No, see, I thought about this. After doing this now a couple times, I realized this is a business that we can run, I can run on the weekends. It's going to be lunches lot because no one's here, especially when the bars get back open up. It's a parking garage. Waving him in with the flag, $15 a car. Let's go, park. Just got to be out by Monday morning. He has been looking for business deals.

That's what I'm saying. Business deal is not using somebody else's property. I mean, he could give I heart a cut. Exactly. And you get a flagger out there with their orange? How did this get to me? Who told me this? I did.

Who do you think? Well, my source came back to me and said, so that first car is gone. There's a second one here now, and it's got a busted window. And I'm like, what is happening? You should email our bosses and ask if it's okay. Okay, I will. I'll email. But yeah, I mean, look, I don't even know what to do.

Eddie tattletels and everything. Y'all both tattletell in each other all the time. Anytime Bobby is like, okay, I got a story. story, somebody on the show wants to throw somebody under the bus. It's like, oh, okay, these two. I have some Super Bowl prop bets that I will run by you. They're the fun ones, like what color will the Gatorade be after the game is over? Got it.

How long will the national anthem be? Right. Stuff like that. So the liquid that red is the odds on favorite to be the liquid. Let me tell you last night about my gambling. Let me just digress for a second about this. I'm watching the Arkansas, Mississippi State game, and I text Eddie,

and I'm like, hey, Arkansas is down like by 13 points in the first three minutes. Load up. And I did, and I just continue to load up. I'll show you my thing. They were down. I was like, they're going to come back and win this. I loaded up. I basically put the house on it.

He loaded up it. And I sent Eddie, I was like, you got to go. You got to go. He goes like, you know what? I'm going to bet that one. I was like, okay, they came back and won by like 10 last night. I'm a brand new man in here today. How do you know that?

I don't know. You know what I follow? My heart. I know. How does your heart know so much about gambling? Again, I keep expecting a big downfall. I've had about a three or four month crushing spree here. But I hit Eddie up while the game was going.

I know, man. You got to do it now. You can't text me to be like, get in on it? You don't have the app. You don't have the app. Draft Kings, use the code. Bones. Is it bones?

Yes. I should know better. Every time you're like. And what does it get you? I don't know. But something. If you can play, you can do the fantasy or you can, some states allow like fun, fun gambling a little bit.

This is it. What I do. Red's the big one. Another one is which coach's nostrils will be seen first during the game. Do you know why that's a question? Because of the mask. Right. And they fall down.

Bruce Ariens, the Tampa Bay coach, is the better bet because they say he pulls his mask down a little more. Yeah, to talk. Gotcha. Not fall down. They'll pull it off to talk so their players can see their mouth. Oh. How many times will Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots be mentioned? The over under is one.

So you have to pick below one or above one. I can't see him not being mentioned. Right, above because... That means two. Yeah. Yeah. Two mentions? Sure.

Which will be higher Brady's passing yards or game stops closing price on Friday? Funny. Will Brady attempt to high-five an official, which he tries to do sometimes? He'll go up, make a great play, then left his hand up, and the official won't high-five on back. It's really funny. Because they can't. Did he do that pre-COVID? He did that during COVID.

Yeah, he did it a few times. I didn't know if it was like a COVID thing, like, Hawke because we can't high-five, or if that's like a career wrong thing. No, because they have to stay neutral. They can't give them a high five. Like, good touchdown. Oh, it's only about new. Yeah, neutrality. Not COVID. Officials can't high five the quarterback. Can you imagine? Nice play, Brady. Yeah, I knew you can do that. But not to breeze. Uh-uh. Oh, that must be so hard for officials if they're a super fan of a team and they have to

remain neutral. No, I think it's really their job. We're all great. I don't know that it has to be so hard. And also when you get it to be an adult and you know the players, it affects you. Sometimes you just are player-based and like, this guy's a jerk, this guy's not. Right. More than team-based. Okay. Well, then you have to remain neutral against the jerks.

On Friday show, Parker, McCollum, Darius Rucker, and Matt Stel all together. At one time, singing, we are the world. No, all different spots through the show. All right, have a good day, everybody. Bye. The Bobby Bones show. Booms. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill.

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