The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Nearly Got Into A Fistfight + Amy’s Son Majorly Embarrassed Her In Public

Episode Date: March 11, 2019

Bobby went out on the town with Morgan #2 over the weekend and nearly got into a fight. Also, Amy shares how her son majorly embarrassed her while out shopping. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Lunchbox is still sick, kind of, he'll be in a little later this morning. He's been out the last couple days. And we're like, if you're not feeling good, don't come in. Well, I say. And we have the whole clock change. We had to set our clocks forward. How do you feel about that? I don't really like Springford, but I don't know if it's mental.

So I'm going to change my attitude about it and just say, it doesn't affect me. I think he had about two to three days to complain about it, right? Oh. Like today's fine to complain. I feel like, oh. Because again, we just did it Saturday night, Sunday morning. Yeah. It's the first workday where it's all janky.

But by about Wednesday, stop complaining about it. Okay. Well, I'm tired today. Okay. Oh, you do get today. Okay. Okay. I'm going to say it tomorrow and Wednesday, right?

Yeah. Okay. My problem with it is that it's moving. I don't care where they put it. Just sit there with it. Let's stop changing our clocks. We don't need to change it anymore for the farmers. Okay.

Then which one would you pick? I pick this one because it's lighter outside longer. Yeah, again, we can play out on. outside longer on a cul-de-sac. You don't? Yeah, but if you don't change it back, it'll get worse. Regardless, let's just keep it somewhere. And I was reading the story,

54% Americans want to stop changing the clocks twice a year. We spring forward an hour. Everybody knows that. So, first of all, what do you prefer? Spring forward or to fall back? I think I prefer the springtime, spring and summer clock. Spring forward. Yeah, I like it when it's a little light.

When we're coming into work, though. Oh. So that's not this one, right? This is this one. This is this one, yes. Yeah, it's lighter coming into work. Yeah. Why is it so hard to think about it?

Like, when I really think about it, I'm like, okay, so the clock is going. So right now, say we're driving in at five minutes and then. Yeah, lighter. So most people just want them to stop switching the clock. It's like pick a one. Let's go. Commit. And let's go.

I agree. Aren't there some states that just rebel and they do their own thing? Yeah. Arizona does. Yeah. Let's all be like Arizona. I'm not sure what the, you know, of all the states. But yeah, Arizona does.

Hello? You're on the air. Who's this? Oh, my name is Melissa. Hey, Melissa. How are you doing? Good. I'm first-time caller.

My kids and I listen to you every morning on our way, morning commute, I guess. Oh, well, thanks. I appreciate that. Where you live? We live in Virginia. Hey, there we go. Yeah, there we love Virginia. That's right outside D.C.

We love it. We love it over there. So anything you'd like to say this early morning? Yeah, I just want to tell you what an inspiration you've been. I've been working two full-time jobs, and I just completed my master's program. So, listening to you. And, yeah, I was listening to you. to you and talk about, you know, how hard you work and how hard you've worked to get to where you are.

It's been a real inspiration. You're going to be so happy in a year or so that you work two jobs while you did this. Meaning, look, we can always go, I'm just tired. I don't know if I can do it right now. But you're going to be so happy when it's over that you did it, you know? Yeah, I'm going to look back this time ago. There was the, you have the most growth when you're working two jobs and going to school because you figured it out. And you're going to go, when times get hard, I've already been through some really difficult stuff.

Like, I got this. And so, yeah, I'm proud for you. I'm proud of you. That's good. Yeah, thanks. Yeah, look at you. Well, thank you. I'm gonna send you a sign book.

Do we have any? Yeah. I have a book called Fail Until You Don't. I'm gonna sign it and send you one of them. Oh, awesome. Thank you. You don't have to take it. You know, you can pawn it.

No, I would love it. All right. Hold on the phone one second. Congratulations. I'll write a nice little note in there. Yeah, it's always about, it feels hard always doing something. It's always hard to do something new and something worth it. But once you get there, you look back and go, man,

first of all, I'm so happy I did that. And second of all, oh, I can do it again. I can do anything. I want a dance show. I can do anything. I can be the president. I want a dance show. I feel.

Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bow. Amy's joke, always at this point of the morning. So if you're ever just like, I don't know what time to listen. If I want to laugh, it's right now. A morning corny. What do you call a sweet potato on the highway? What do you call a sweet potato on the highway?

A traffic yam. All right, all right, all right. All right. There's the issue. That was the morning corny. Speaking of being back, there he is. Lunchbox is back in the room. He's been sick for like 90 days.

Guys, that was terrible. Did you have the flu? Yeah. I thought you, as we looked at the record on this show, you didn't get a flu shot ever because you don't believe you ever get the flu. Right. Go ahead. And then I finally got the flu shot for the first time and guess what?

Oh, come on. Guess what I got. But that's not how it works. It doesn't put in a live flu in your body. That's what. And he told me. he's wrong. He's wrong. He's wrong. That's absolutely wrong.

I am just telling you, I have never had the flu shot, and I have a kid, now a baby, a newborn. That's probably why you got the sick. And so I got the flu shot, and guess what? I tested positive for Strand A of the flu. They did that little cotton thing up your nose. What? What did you learn? Learn that the flu shot gives you the flu. That's not. I get the flu shot every year. Oh, man, let me tell you. I learned that you don't ever want to get the flu. It is the most miserable thing in the world. Did your baby have it? No. I don't know how he doesn't have it and I have it. Probably because he's like, oh, here, here and puts his hands in my mouth.

I'm like, oh, that's cool. Oh, yeah. That's why I don't have a baby. That's probably smart. Yeah. I mean, who. Well, we're glad you're back. What are you feeling if 100% is your normal?

Oh, 98%. And listen, when you go from that first jump, let's say you're at 10% and you go to like 15, you feel like you're top of the world. It's like I'm feeling better. Today I'm healthy 100% for the first time and probably. a month with no allergies, no anything. I feel like I can walk that wall right there. Lachbox is back.

One bag, 100%. Come on. Amy, you get three questions that I think lunchbox will get. Lunchbox is the opposite. Here we go. Ready. Pincers,

needle nose, and vice grip are types of what? Pinsers, needle nose, and vice grip are types of what? Oh my gosh. Um, pincers, needle nose, and vice grip are types of what? Do you know this? There are types of oil.

No, lunchbox you can steal. Plires. That's correct. You didn't know that? No. All right. Number two. I didn't know there's different kinds of pliers.

In the NBA. The Magic. Yeah. Play in what city? In the NBA. The Orlando Magic. Oh, you knew that one? Yes.

Okay. Yeah. Magic Johnson for life. That has nothing to do. He didn't play for the Antwano Magic. No. Oh. How did you get that?

I don't know. I don't know. I was picturing him with a white jersey with blue that says magic and their stars. I mean, that's the journey. Hey, you know what that means? They've been really good at branding their city with their team. Not really. Orlando Magic.

All right. Other cities and teams, just look to them because that was in my brain. Amy. Yeah. A V8 engine has eight blank. A V8 engine. Oh, she's doing her hands like a square. No.

I don't think you know this. A V8 engine has eight. Cylenders! Oh, wow. Anyone else surprised you did that one? Yeah, shocked. No. I thought you were doing the design of a cylinder.

I thought you did a pretty good job. I was. He said I was doing a square. I was like, no, I'm doing a circle. You have two lunch parks. one of yours. By the way, the score is 9 to 6. Wow, wow, wow. Lunchbox is up 9. Amy has 6.

They're playing to 10. Or let Magic didn't play for Orlando Magic. Magic Johnson did not play. Okay. Lunchbox. Gina Rodriguez, the actress, is the star of what C.W. show. Gina Rodriguez,

famous actress, is the star of what C.W. show? It has to be Gilmore Girls. Incorrect. Now, Amy, you can still. I don't even know who Gina Rodriguez is. You can still CW? Did you address

If it's past or present? Was it still on air? I just asked the question. No, Launchbox couldn't ask a question So you can't either. Oh, okay. Smallville?

No, I'm sorry. Jane the Virgin Jane the Virgin is on the CW? I don't know. Is it? Okay. Oh, wow. And who is Gina?

What's her name? Gina Rodriguez. She's Jane the Virgin. Yes, Janet Virgin. Obviously. Dushbox. Yeah. I guess I've never seen it.

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Who would I like to see in lingerie? We'll go with Britain Oh no, it's not correct. Amy, if you get this, you can win. Ariana Grande? No. Who is it? Rihanna.

Oh, I'd like to see her lingerie. Yeah. That's true. There you go. You're probably Google. I guess Ariana, is she too young for the lounge? She can wear a lingerie. She's like 23 or 24.

Oh, sorry. I don't know. She seems so young. Come on. I think probably because she was a kid when she got famous. Probably that. Lunchbox. Yeah.

I'm going to give you a softball-ish one. Oh, well, let's see. These have been hard so far, not going to lie. Sorry lunch. Stephanie. M-E-Y-E-R is famous for writing what book series? Stephanie Mayer-M-E-Y-E-R. Stephanie Meyer?

Would you say Meyer? Meyer? Meyer? M-E-Y-E-R, Stephanie Meyer. Famous for writing what? Super-Famous book series. Do you know what, Amy? Yes.

No, Amy celebrated over there with the hands. No. Go ahead. I am just going to go with something Amy likes the Hunger Games. I don't know, though. I've never read it. This series is even bigger than that. That's incorrect.

Amy, you've already won. Yeah, I have not read these books. I'd like to answer. This is why I did this, and this is my guess. Go ahead. Is it Magic Johnson's novel? No, it's Twilight. Yeah, there you go.

It was Twilight. Yeah. There you go. Which, there she goes. She wins again. She's still in the game. Wow. Still in the game.

Your bonus question would have been. If it was a tiebreaker, who is Emily Blunt married to? John Krasinski. Well, I was asking him. Oh. Oh, I didn't know who Emily Blunt is. Oh, that's a super fan. They're like the most famous couple of Hollywood.

right now. They're so cute. I want to be them. Oh yeah. They're on every E. I'm on Google. What does she do? She's been She's been doubleware's Prada. Yeah. Oh. Okay. Yeah.

There you go. Miami, it's 9 to 7. Look at you. Climbing back into this thing. Come up into this thing. No, it would be a comeback. Not an underdog. Yeah. Pretty equal. All right, walk me through this. You're at the grocery store?

Yes. And we're checking out. And the clerk. has acne. I mean, I don't know how to other way to put it. Like it was, the person checking us out. Oh.

And so they were working. You know, so you're standing there for a while. And my son, you know, he talks to everybody and smiles and says things and people talk to him. He's eight, by the way. He's eight. And so cute, did not mean any harm.

But she started talking to him as she's scanning things. And then he points out that she has a lot of buttons, which are, then he says pimples, you know, because she looks. I'll be her. You be the kid. He's just like, oh, you have a lot of buttons, you know? Like, curious. Like, whoa, a little curious. Also just observing.

And then it's, but that's pimples. And so you're basically, and I go, Stevenson. No, no, no, no. I mean, because he'll do that to me and he'll point right to my face and point out whatever. And I just looked at her and I was mortified and I apologized. And she knew. I mean, she knew he didn't mean any harm, but she was embarrassed. I mean, because, yeah.

I mean, it's probably something she has to deal with. And when you have a kid pointed out, oh, we learn from that. And he knows now not to call out anybody's buttons, ever. What happened? What did you say to him? I just said that can really hurt somebody's feelings. Like, it's one thing for you to do it to mom at home.

But we don't do it outside of the house. If you want to call out buttons or pimples, like we do it at home. Not in public. Nope. Never again. What if it was literally her buttons on her shirt, though? It wasn't. She knew it wasn't? It was not. And then he explained that it was pimples. Tabith and Ohio.

Good morning. How did your kids embarrass you? My little guy is like Amy's son. And we were in church and I was kind of gassy one day. And in the middle of praying very loudly, he tells the entire church, oh my gosh, mommy, you stink about the most embarrassing moment of my life. So you farted in church. everybody. Oh, yeah. While everybody was quiet and praying, and it was very loud.

Well. At least you embarrass you and not a stranger. Very true. But sometimes maybe you'd wish that they would embarrass you a stranger. That's true. That's a scenario. I'm just, yeah. But, Tabitha, thank you for sharing that with us.

I appreciate that. You had to relive that one again. And we appreciate that. Let's go over to Johnny in Connecticut. Hey, Johnny. Hey, Bobby, how you doing? Hey, tell me what's up. Well, there was one time my son and I were down going to get the mail at the mailbox

We have a long driveway. And across the street, we have a neighbor who's very, very, my son, look down, let's not make eye contact. We're just getting the mail. We want to get back up to the house at some point today. So the neighbor sees us come walking over and says, my son looks over to him and says, my dad doesn't want to talk to you. And I'm like, oh, stop it. No, no.

No, you just said, don't talk to the neighbor. Don't make eye contact. Oh, God. Oh, no. How do you rebound, Johnny? What do you do? Nothing. You do nothing.

You just kind of look away. You run? You move. What is your neighbor? You call the movie company? Call black tie movie company. God, thank you. Wow, that's a good one.

Thank you for that. Hey, Jamie and Kentucky, how's your kid embarrass you? Well, good morning, Bobby. Good morning. We were in Walmart. He was about four at the time, and we decided we're going to go down the aisle, and another lady was coming up the aisle. And I always say if we're in a tight squeeze or something, I'm like,

all right, let's pretend we're skinny. And I said that, and, you know, kind of half-strokenly, and Chase turns around at the time and looks at the lady. Because, Mom, that lady's not going to be able to pretend that because she is fat. Oh, no. Oh, no. That was pretty embarrassed. I couldn't start on and part fast enough.

Lunchbox think that one takes that one's funny. Oh, listen. Listen, I was at Target one time and there was a kid in the cart and this lady, mom pushing down the aisle, and there's a big lady. And he, the kid goes, Mom, why is that lady so big? And that lady just turned and went flying out of the aisle. Didn't even get whatever she was looking for, but it was, who. I don't like that. Jamie, thank you.

You laugh at the meanest things. No, no. guys, it happens. I know. Yes, it does. And I happen to me on the aisle when the kid said, Mom, why is that lady so big? I know, we get it, we heard me. You just laugh at the meanest thing.

What if someone said that to you? Well, I'm not really that big. But about, what if someone said that to you, like somebody you loved? I mean, yes, it would probably hurt, but man, it's still funny at the same time. All right. Yeah. Anything you like to say, Amy?

Well, I'll do one more to get us out of that funk. Yeah. Hey, you're on the air, Denise in New Hampshire. Oh, hi. I have a really good one. My daughter, Elizabeth, was two and a half. I was seven months pregnant. We were at the local pool, and Elizabeth looks over at this woman and says, I like your toes. And she says, oh, thank you. I'll take a compliment where I can get it. And then Elizabeth says, but there's something wrong with your face. And she says, what's wrong with my face? And Elizabeth says, you need a new one. And I, she had definitely done a lot of sun tanning. and she was old, and it was like that leathery kind of winkly. And I could not get up fast enough because I was seven months pregnant and like, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh. And I didn't know what to say.

And the woman just ground her stuff and laughed at me. Oh, man. I just, and we talk about, she's 21 now, Elizabeth, and we laugh about it all the time. I'm like, oh, my gosh, Elizabeth. I can't believe you said that to her. That's unfortunate. Yeah. A bit funny.

I mean, it's unfortunate. Maybe you should have some older siblings because it sounds like a joke. Yeah. It's like your face. New face. Yeah. If you waking up in the morning and you go, I need more energy or I just wish I was in a better mood or I want to be more productive. It could just be all about sleep, right?

And so for me, I've been traveling so much. When I'm not in my room and I'm not on my sleep number bed, I don't like it. I'll be honest with you. I love my sleep number bed. And it's tough when I don't have it because the sleep number bed is meant for me. My sleep number setting is 30. The new sleep number bed, they're so smart. They sense every move.

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It's really is great. Quite quite the weekend. I get a call on Saturday and a friend's like, hey, Amosley's playing at the Ryman Auditorium. I love Amosley. Like, here you go.

Sweet pee, I love my eyes. Don't know when and I don't know why. a fan for like 15 years, right? I am at ease. In the arm. That's me singing, by the way.

So I was like, I will go to that. And so my friend was like, hey, he's sick. He's been sick. He canceled yesterday's show. He may still be sick tonight. But I think he's going to go on with the show. So I was like, cool, I'll go. And so I didn't have me to go.

I called Eddie. And Eddie couldn't go. And I called one other friend. My friend is a producer named. And he's like, I can't go. It's last minute. So I'm like, fine, I'll go to the concert by myself. I did a whole blog of Mansa story.

It was a whole my diary going to a concert by myself. And so I go and I just need to one ticket and I get there. And they gave me four tickets. They're like, all right. And the show was sold out. And they're like, here you have. So we had empty seats around you? I had a whole pew at the rhyming by myself.

And so I'm there taking in the whole show. I'm watching it. And he's sick. And I know what it feels like to, because I had to do stand up in Iowa with about 40% of a voice. And you feel, you're at that place where you go, all right, like, I feel like I can do it, but I can't give what is normally given. And for me, I just sing a little bit when I do comedy songs, but I was doing a lot of stand-up. And I was like, I think I can get by with a beat-up voice doing stand-up. I just got to be careful with the songs. But for him, he's a big singer.

And there's that line where you go, is it so bad that people are going to be annoyed? but then you also go people have changed their plans some of them have driven in for hours they can't come again so you don't want to like put it off because sometimes people can't come back ever so you're walking that fine line always as an artist

going do I still do the show like I don't feel great but whatever so he gets out and he can't he can't only sing Amos Lee stuff that's rough I mean he's about 50% which is still good and I know all the songs I was singing a mile out anyway so it didn't matter

For me, I'm... So he does everything that he can do to cover. He has the band play like three solos during every song. He'd be like, Here's Jimmy on a guitar. Let's go to Frank on the trumpet. And he doesn't tell the crowd really he's sick before the show.

And so they're doing it. And he brings out another local guy singing guy. And the guy obviously didn't really know he's going to come out and sing a whole lot because he walks out with the lyric sheet. Last minute. Yeah, and the guy was amazing, by the way. but Amelessly was so sick he really couldn't nail the high parts of his songs

he played acoustic some and just played some low songs and was really good so people in the crowd start yelling at him sing your songs What? Did they not understand? They didn't quite get it yet that he was really sick and he was really putting it on the line

for everybody and once that happened he started talking about it and his mom was in the crowd sitting right behind me and he was like my mom's out there and people will be like hey man sing your own songs Because in the middle of his own songs, he'd be like, all right, Chris take it away. And Chris would sing some of his songs.

And he'd be like, I am Eddie. And he'd be, Chris, take it away. Chris would go, in the arms of a woman. And so I'm feeling bad for him. Like, I'm appreciating how good he is, sick. But there's no doubt. And then he finally starts to talk about it. He was like, listen, I had strut throat and had to cancel last night.

And I'm really giving it all. And when he said that, the crowd, the jerks were kind of like, oh. Take that back. And then it was a collective, we get it, we appreciate it, we're in it with you now. So should he have said it sooner? That's the thing. Yes and no. Because if you can get away with not letting people know and you give them a good show and they walk out going, oh, that was pretty good.

You don't have to let them know because they're not thinking about it the whole time. But then once you get heckled. He was getting heckled at the rhyming. That's rough. I wanted to shove the person. That are a lot bigger than me. And she was, you know, look mean, so I didn't. but yeah but then he said it was I really enjoyed the show but I felt bad I felt bad

do you think he should have come out right away and said hey guys I'm I'm sick and I'm gonna try to do my best instead of trying to fake his way through it I don't think there's a right answer to that because the crowd turned on them and then they turned well it was like three people oh but that three people is just awkward for everybody yeah we're like because the there's like you know close to 3,000 people in this place but it's still a pretty intimate setting you're seeing at church pews and so like it's probably one of my top 10 favorite artists so I was in it

and I could tell but I felt bad for him and I don't know how he did last night because he had to cancel a show the night before and move it to last night but yeah it was rough man poor guy but he muscled through it like shout up up. You're that other guy that just called up there to help him

oh that guy was so good though okay that's great he was good but other people are like sing your own song we don't want to listen to that guy yeah it is a tough one So they had all these tickets. They gave me four tickets. I'm sitting there by myself. And about halfway through the show,

I see one of my friends is sitting up in the top. And so I text, I'm like, hey, got these seats. And so I had three other seats, empty seats, but like four people came down. And so we were sitting in one extra seat that wasn't ours. I'm not good at being a criminal because the whole time I was nervous. Well, but it's a church pew. So you can just.

We couldn't, though, but you still couldn't. I know you couldn't. They were sitting in another seat. I guess if we had to, but we were sitting in a seat that if person wanted to walk up and been like, those aren't your seat,

that's not your seat, sir. You'd have been like, guilty. I'd have been like, take me to jail. Off me. It was me. The whole time I was worried. Oh.

I'd be a terrible criminal. Because I had the whole time be worried the cops were coming. And I felt guilty. Yeah. I'm not good of being a bad boy. Thought about it for a while. I'm surprised you didn't just make them pick.

Only three of you. One of you needs to go back up. Or are you going to trade spots with them? I wasn't going to do that. I was enjoying the show too much. I still really enjoy the show. If you get a chance, go. See Amosley.

But yeah, you know, don't be rude. Just don't, don't. And also, don't yell at a show. If it's not a big loud show, don't yell. Nobody is, especially, like, when I'm doing a comedy show, and people are yelling at me in the middle of me talking, I get irritated,

because other people paid for tickets to come. They didn't come to hear you yell. I didn't come to hear her yell amously to sing your songs. The artist doesn't even like you yelling at them. And even if they ignore you, they can hear you, loud and clear. Yeah, I can hear you.

And I get so mad I'll be telling a joke or something or playing a song and someone screams at me. And I'll be like, listen. If it's just me, I don't care. Scream all you want. But there are people next to you that paid for this ticket to come sit here and watch this show.

And they don't want to hear you scream. They did not pay $1 to hear you scream. And a lot of times it's drunk guys who's like with their girl. And they start to go, Oh, I'm funny too. Let me yell at by the bones. I'm proving my girl.

I'm also funny. Because she'll be laughing because I'd be like killing it, right? And she'll be laughing. What? If I was the girl, I'd be embarrassed. And then he'll be like, oh man, we got a drunk one. And I'm like, dude, I'll stop the show sometimes. Honestly, I know you're threatened right now because your girlfriend's laughing at my joke.

Oh, you tell them that? Yeah, I'd be like, but I've been practicing. Like, if you go practice and come back with better jokes, then that'd be good. But nobody, not one person here paid 50 cents to hear you tell jokes. And sometimes they shut up, but sometimes they don't. and that's when I punch him in the face. You got right. In your mind.

That's in my mind. One of these days, Chris Rock's going to be one of those guys. Mostly they'd be quiet. Can you imagine it's someone funnier than me? Okay, you got it. All right. You got it. What if they yell?

Bobby, we love you. Is that okay? It's not okay during a talking. No, because talking is all on rhythm and cadence of words. And if I'm like, so I went to the store yesterday, bought some milk. Bobby, we love you. You've already cut off any timing for me to tell a joke. Okay.

If it's a loud music show, y'all all you want. But if it's like an acoustic show, Shh. Nobody paid for you to yell. And if somebody's telling jokes. If Amosley's playing this song right here, I am at ease in the arms. Yeah, and like the Casey Musgrave show, people were yelling when she was,

she's like, I'm in love with a slow burn. She, we love you! No, shut up. Let her finish the song. Yeah, people sometimes it shows, it's like Facebook. Just have a need to be heard. just sit back and enjoy take the content in

you know what I mean it's good advice if it's an al-Dine show scream away just let him have it because he's playing loud there's fire here's the rule

if there's fire you can yell I just made the rule I just wrote that down yeah if there's fire at a show feel free to yell if not pick your spots all right we all feel good about that

yes hey Ramundo any luck with him finding the person who shot a bullet into your apartment yeah ongoing investigation I was out of town all weekend.

But you said, yeah, so what's the update? No news is good news. What they've been telling me. No, that's not true. You're looking to find who shot in your apartment. Those cops right now are on it, and I've been told just get out of it, let them do their thing.

Ongoing investigation. But you said the first 48 was when they were going to find it or they're not. And it sucks. It wasn't the first 48. That's usually what you want. So basically nothing has happened. Honestly, we weren't really able to get in touch with them.

It was tough. it was the weekend, but they told us just big boys will handle this. Y'all worry about your, do your things. Just go about your days. Oh, maybe later today you'll hear something. Ramondo had his apartment shot into, went through the glass, went through the television. Yep. Are you worried about your safety?

No. Absolutely not. I mean, that's the reason, like, people go overseas and fight, like, so we can do our thing here. Right? Like, you can't live your life in fear. If you're going to be fearful, go live in another country. I'm in America. I didn't see the whole story.

Now, were they maybe targeting that apartment before the people that lived there before and you moved in? That's brand new. Yeah, brand new. Oh, brand new. So they followed you. I would have just moved from downtown to west side of town. There's a lot of questions, but there's people that are paid to investigate that and that's what they're doing. And no answers, though.

No answers. But you're leaning more towards that it was random and like a stupid punk person. Yep. All right. So nothing. It was a good person. They just made a mistake. Oh, now you know what kind of person is.

He's assigned a complete narrative to this. Now, is this someone... That's what I'm saying. They deserve a second chance. They deserve a second chance, but I just don't know anything about the person, the mode of any of that. Hopefully soon. Yeah, I'm just kidding. You're not stupid.

If you find them, will you press charges? I mean, I'm a really nice guy. I'm a very nice guy. My girlfriend's a nice girl. But at the same time, we think back to that exact moment when we were so scared for our lives. And it's like, that was so unbelievable. There was glass all over our apartment.

I mean, you can't really forget. get that kind of stuff. But his question was, do you press charges? He doesn't know. Hey, but when it comes down to it, I'll make that decision. Okay, Ray's not answer one single question. They've been, they've instructed me not to answer really anything. They're like, if the press calls, don't do anything, just lay low.

You are the press. That's why it's tough. Okay. All right. Thank you, Raymond. You've already done interviews and giving them Instagram. We turned down tons of interviews. No, who wants to interview that many times over?

There's not been an up. Okay. Raymond. There is. Ramundo, everybody. There he is. We gotta run them. All right, Pete Davidson was on SNL talking about dating Kate Beckinsale.

Oh, really? Yeah, these are his comments. So Pete Davidson's like 20 years younger than Kate Beckinsel. Oh, yeah. Apparently, people have a crazy fascination with our age difference, but it doesn't really bother us. But then again, I'm new to this. So if you have questions about a relationship with a big age difference, just ask

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Isn't that funny? Yeah, it's funny. Okay, now I get it. He's funny. Oh, he's flipped because he's the younger. That's why she likes them. Yeah. What's up? Well, it's flipped because all those people are dating younger girls and he's the younger guy.

Yeah, like, chill out. What's the difference? People do it all the time. Yeah. What's good for the goose? Good for the gander, I say. to my grandma, you say. It's time for the good news.

With lunchbox. Tell me something good. This 17-year-old girl in New Jersey was out walking her dog on Saturday, and she hears, Help! Help! And she's like, man, that sounds like someone's in that car trunk. No way. She runs home and tells her, Mom, I think someone is calling for help from the car trunk.

They go out, they call 911. Someone had been locked in the trunk. They got carjacked the night before, and the carjackers ditch the car and left the person in the trunk. Wow. And so this 17-year-old girl was like, I have to call the police. And she saved the dude's life.

Wow, wow, wow. Because he was going to be stuck in the trunk. Imagine if you hear that. You're like, what? And you can't walk. It's hard to walk to a sound. I tried that when that cat was under my house. Every time I would go somewhere, it would be the opposite.

And then I would go to the opposite and it'd be back where I was. But you hear him going to help. You're like, is that in the car? Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, good for her. There you go. That's what's all about. That was tell me something good.

Folks, it's your buddy. I mean, Mr. Bobby Bones. Let go. This is the Bobby Boll. Amy, I was thinking about you, this Ethiopian air flight that crashed. Anytime I see an airplane thing, I think about you because your husband's a pilot. So, this thing was only up for a bit, right? Six minutes, I think.

And the pilot already talked to air traffic control and had permission to turn around and come back to the airport because he sent something was wrong. And I guess, well, obviously didn't make it. I didn't know so many people had died. More than 150 people are dead. It's crazy that a big commercial flight crashes. Yeah, huge. Eight Americans. Here, let me play this.

This is the CEO, the Ethiopian airline CEO. From the air traffic controller's record, the pilot mentioned that he had difficulty and he wants to retire. We cannot also attribute the cause to anything because we will have to comply with the international regulation. What did your husband say about this?

Well, I mean, he just said he wasn't surprised at all. He's flown Ethiopian air a lot and said that most times it's like the scariest flight he's ever been on. But sometimes he doesn't have a choice. Like when he's been in Africa, it's just what he has to do. And when I went to Africa, I flew Ethiopian air. And I mean, I had a fine flight. But I looked at him when he said that, he's like, I'm not surprised. My scariest flights always happened on Ethiopian air.

And I'm like, um, why would you let me fly that? do you tell me? And he says that he swore he told me and that I just ignored it. Sounds about right. Probably. But I mean, I guess he was not shocked. There was also a flight with a bunch of turbulence that landed at JFK in New York. More than 30 people are recovering with injuries after extreme turbulence rocked a flight that landed at JFK. That was also an international flight, right?

Reports indicate that Turkish Airlines Flight 1 endured about six minutes of severe Turb— Stop it. Six minutes, man. Like, Amy— That would be the longest six minutes of my life. If we just hit a bump, I'm looking on who I'm going to eat. Like, if this plane goes down, yeah, yeah, if we hit a bump, just one bump, I'm scouring. Like, if we go down Andy's mountain style, who's old Bobby gonna— Yeah, miracle in the Andes. Yeah. It's like, boom. All right, folks. Oh, if you survived the crash. I was thinking, you're going to eat them. I was like, why you're crashing? No, no, no. Take a few days. Yeah.

No, not for me. I'll just go right to it. Well, we've crashed. We crashed and I'm hungry. I guess there are no long. Time to eat. No, it's respectful. I've been looking at you for a while, lady.

To wait until they die. So dumb. And the women will likely die. What? Why? That's what happened to Miracle in the Andes. That's old school. It's not old school?

New school. I'm just saying it's what happened. And so I've already convinced myself, it's fine. I'll just have to die. No, I got you. Fear with me. Listen, I don't want to, I'm probably going to die anyway because I don't want to eat anybody. The Titanic, all the men, that I would eat someone immediately.

Good point, Eddie. Thank you. Because they let them. Women and children. And y'all, it's a different time. It's a different time. Y'all would not be letting us get off the boat first anymore. And that's fine, because we're okay with that.

Equality. Yeah. I'd be like, okay, go ahead. But children, children will get off the boat. I mean, well, yeah. Right? Right. I mean, listen.

That's our future. Yeah. Well, not if you're dying. There is no future. We did play a game one time where it was like if there was, who would be out of all of us? I hate that. I wasn't playing this game. No, we played it a lot.

No, no, it was on the tour bus. We were touring. There's a card game and it's like you insert the card. I don't like this game. It's like, and out of all of us if there was one parachute, who would take the last parachute? If anyone was like, Bobby would. I grab it. I won't even say bye.

You guys were having a conversation. No, you guys be having a conversation like, all right, who do we give the last shoot? too. Boom. Peace out, guys. I'm not even in this talk. You don't even to grab anybody to go

tandem with you? Sure. Get on. Kuala bear me. Let's go. Kowala rides the front. I'll koala bear you. Come on, baby.

Let's go. But I don't have time to wait around. Pull the shoot. Let's go. That Kate Beckinsale show that I've been watching on Amazon is surrounded by a plane crash

where everybody dies except for one person. Yeah, I think about this too much. Yeah. I'm not. I would eat myself then. I'd be stuck. Oh.

Just me. Start with your foot? Start my fingers. What happened to your hand? I ate it. I got hungry. The crash was like six hours ago. It doesn't matter.

You know the rule. As soon as you crash, you guys start eating. You wouldn't, I don't see you as that person. You wouldn't eat the last. If we were stuck on a raft in the middle of the ocean and there was only five chocolate bars, you wouldn't eat them. I wouldn't eat all five of them. I'd eat four and a half. No, I wouldn't.

I'd make sure everybody got it equally. Because we'd all survive. We'd ration. I'd find a way to survive and we'd have a good story to tell. You. I'll be working on my next story. You would be who I would trust to guard the candy bars to ration it out equally. Boom.

Yeah. I don't like saying that, though. It's giving myself too much credit. You're not saying it. I'm saying it about you. Haley and Austin. Hi. Good morning.

What's going on? I just wanted to call and say how much I love the show. Especially tell me something good. That's my favorite part. Thank you very much. Yeah, at 55 after every hour, we bring a little bit of positivity. So I'm glad you liked that because we do it every hour. So it's cool.

Yeah, I listen to it on my way home. It's always good to hear something good. I work night shift. Oh, so you listen to the podcast, huh? Yeah. Oh, cool. Well, thank you very much. I appreciate that.

You're very welcome. All right, see you later. Have a good day. Wendy in Oklahoma City, how are you? I'm really good. What do you want to say? You are a little aggressive this morning. It's funny, but you're a little aggressive.

I know. Listen, I haven't felt healthy in a month. And you know how you get better? And you're like, oh, I feel like top of the world. Like, best I've ever felt my whole life. That's how I feel really. right this second. Well, that's awesome to hear, but if you're feeling top of the world and willing to eat people,

Bobby, we've got a problem. And I'm willing to what people? Eat people. No, I'm saying. That was to survive. I'm saying as soon as my airplane hits a bump, I'm looking around and who I've got to eat if this thing crashes. No, I get it. Okay.

Well, I can't do you well. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. Wendy in Oklahoma City. Thank you for calling. Hope you have a good day. You too. All right.

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It ended near 11 o'clock. And I knew that Morgan No. 2's sister was in town from Wichita. I'd never met it before. And I was like, well, if you guys are nearby, why don't we, I'll just walk a block. And we met at Blake Shelton's bar all red. They pulled the fire alarm. Yeah, some drunk guy just pulled the fire alarm. Yeah, some drunk guy just pulled the. The fire alarm and party had to stop. Everybody, how many stories is that one? The whole building. They were like, we can't serve alcohol.

I don't drink anyway, but it's like no alcohol, no dancing, no joy. They wouldn't even allow joy in the room because of the fire alarm. Oh, yeah. So we were like, all right. And Morgan number two goes, why don't we go over to Luke's bar? Luke Brine's bar. It's called 23 Bridge. One of those numbers.

Yeah. 32. 32 bridge. We walk over to Luke's bar. And Morgan number two knows like the mobster basketball. roads of things. Oh. She's like, we go over here. We get them skimmy.

Like in the alleys? Yeah. Knock three times on the door. And so we go and we get into Luke's bar and it's cool. We're hanging out and there's a band playing. But they're playing like my kind of jams too. It's like 90s alternative stuff. Oh.

You didn't like that? No. And so Morgan number two didn't like it either. Yeah, I would be like, let's go. She's like, let's go over to Al Dines. And I'm like, all right, we got to go back out, standing in line. So y'all were with Blake, Luke and Jason? We weren't with them.

We were at their bars. They weren't there. they rarely show up on the weekends. So we're over there and she's like, no, we don't have to leave. She was like, I know a back way. And so she walks me through these hallways and we're like crawling under pipes. And next thing you know, we're back on the dance floor at Jason Aldeens that we were the week before when I was out until two in the morning. She's like, all right.

So it's me, her, and her sister. And I tell her, I said, I don't have it in me to go hard like I did last time. And she's like, come on just for a little bit. So we go out and I was out until 3 o'clock in the morning. I saw that. And here I was. I don't feel like I dance as hard, but I was there the whole time. So it's fun.

And I'll let you take this part. We're up on a block because Morgan number two, for some reason likes to dance than most people can see her. So if there's a stage, and this was a block on top of a stage, like she was like, let's get up here. Then let's climb up here. Oh, like scary if you fell. All of a sudden we're on top of like a radio tower dancing.

And so people are like climbing up there and stuff. You can take it from here, Morgan number two. some guy had kind of grabbed me and wanted to dance with me and I just wasn't having it. I told him, no, I don't want to dance with you. And he was very drunk and he was very persistent. And so I kind of got into a little yelling match with him. And soon enough, Bobby turns around and you see Bobby's fists kind of get ready to like punch this guy for me because. Okay.

Fists. Okay. Go ahead. Go ahead. So fists. Well, go ahead. I'm not talking. Yeah. So he had his drink and one. I just kind of see defensive Bobby come up in the corner of my eye because I'm kind of going at this guy right now.

And I'm like, no, it's fine. I'm good. I got it. But then I just see. And then this guy kind of turns his attention to Bobby like, oh, is that like your boyfriend or something? And they kind of like make eye contact and Bobby's like ready to punch. And then his friends kind of grabbed this guy back and was like, sorry, sorry.

He's so drunk. He's so drunk. But Bobby, like, didn't keep his eye off of him for like 30 minutes. They were ready to fight Oh, you were mad-dogging him? Oh, hard. I was staring him down hard. First of all, I don't...

I'm not a fighter, but you can't go, like, grab Morgan number two and not expect me to be like, yo, dude, don't. But he wouldn't stop, and he was being obnoxious. And I wasn't going to punch him,

really. I was going to take him and just throw him off the top of it. He was so drunk. I was just going to throw him off the platform. But that's all. Yeah, but don't do that. You can do it to me.

Grab my butt. Yeah. Don't grab hers. Yeah. Yeah. It was good. But that's what happened. Ish.

Well, what's the ish part? I don't know that I had my fist. They weren't up. I was just like ready. I picture you like the Norderdame guy. Like, you know what it is. No. It's funny and Irish.

Like, oh, come on over here, everybody. Like 1920s. Yeah. Bare knuckle boxer. That's what I picture. I was upset at him. We were being protective, which is nice. And then I made eye contact with them and I didn't let it go.

I just held it on. him. And he was like, why are you staring at me? I just kept staring at him. And listen, I'm a pretty tall guy. I'm not a very big guy. But I probably had two inches on them. And now, in our post show, pre-show last week, I was telling you guys how to fight in a bar. Yes, the trick. I was ready. You were going to do that? No, I was just going to throw them off. I was just going to throw them off. I don't want to hurt myself. You take your glasses off to get to show them aside, like, I'm ready to rumble.

I wasn't ready to rumble. Just don't, don't mess with her, you know? Don't mess with her. That's all it was. And we stayed out to a three. So we were out to three. So we were out. We were out. and I met this girl on this app, right? I haven't told you this story yet, Amy. Okay, I met this girl on this app, the dating app. But I haven't met her, met her. And I was like, hey, we're up here.

I was talking to her on Instagram. I was like, come up to where we are. And I forgot the clocks were moving ahead. Yeah. So it's like 1.15. And usually it closed the 3. And so she's like, okay, cool. They were downtown.

And so by the time she gets there, they're closing the bar. And so she gets up and they're like, all right, lights on. So I spent like five minutes talking to her. And so I'm getting back in the car and I'm leaving going home. I just got a cab and I was going home. And so she hits me and she was like, hey, that was pretty anticlimatic. We didn't really get to meet.

And I was like, okay, cool. Well, let's have lunch tomorrow. She's like, cool. And see the 1230. I was like, cool. And then I go. She doesn't show up. Wait, that was her who was supposed to be there.

Yeah. Are you serious? I go. And she doesn't show up. But have you talked to her since? Yeah. Why? Why didn't she come?

Well, she's like, I overslep. I'm so sorry. But I literally went at 12.30. Was there? So y'all planned it on that message. You were like 1230. This is the spot. Be there. Well, it was 1230. The exact thing was, hey, let's have lunch at 1230. I'll text you half an hour before and I'll just meet you there. And it's like, cool, 1230, text her. Boom, went. Sit there. And I was like, well, and there's a part of it whenever the waiter starts to feel bad for you. Because I'm like, don't worry, she's coming. Oh, no. Let me hear any minute. And then at some point, the waiter comes and goes like, are you sure?

and I'm like, I'm not. I said, you can just have the menu. I gave him the menu, and then I ate by myself. Okay, but there was, like, I think you should give her another chance because it was daylight savings. Like, at church? Oh, come on. So getting stood up.

No, because, for one, you were out really, really late. You planned it when she was out. Nobody forced anyone to do anything. Okay. And then she maybe didn't have her clock set and then that made her sleep in. Well, my clock was also the same as her clock. A lot of people were an hour late to church. Did she show up an hour late to the lunch?

No. But that's what happened. That's why I posted a thing on my answer story. I was like, well, I had brunch with somebody and didn't show up. I was wondering what, I was like, what friend just wouldn't show up? Well, that was a good run. That was it. Did you take your black marker and just take it across her name?

Yeah, she'd go. She'd done? No, I didn't. No, you'll give her another. I did it. Well, I, though, what do you think about that? She live here? Yeah.

You can't do that to Bobby. Amy, that's his thing. His time is late. But wouldn't it be great if he ended up with someone that helped loosen them up a little bit when it came to time? By just not showing up? That's not loosening up. That's breaking it down completely. No, no, no, no, you work together.

Like you meet in the middle. Go ahead. You help show her to how to get places on time and actually get there just in general. Should I go again or should have just cut it off? Yeah, I think you give her another chance. Lunchbox? No, bye girl. Like, you don't have time for that.

She wasted your whole time. She embarrassed you. It was kind of embarrassing. But I live embarrassed. But I live embarrassed. So it just doesn't work with me. I'm just never going to have a girlfriend. You know what?

No, I got an idea. Actually, I just thought of it. You do give her another chance. Go ahead. You invite her. Tell her, I'll meet you at dinner. And then you never show up and say, how does that taste? That's so not acting here.

And then the third date would be perfect after that. No, then we're all even. Yeah. You're even or if she calls it. Do you want to see a picture? Yes. No, you stop, Amy. You've already.

No, you can't have my phone. I know did yes. You can just look, no touching. Last time you wouldn't get my phone back. I know. Why did to Google that girl and get some more picks? There. What do you think?

Go ahead. Speak. Why are you so silent? Yeah. Now he wants you to change your mind. Now he says date her again. Okay. Morgan number two better for a minute.

Yeah. Anyway, Eddie, your thoughts? No. No, move on. You have so many options. He doesn't, though. Where are these options? I love that people just assume I have options.

Yeah. Amy says yes. Eddie says no. Lunchbox, what do you say? I say no. No, no, no, no, I'm back to you. I say yes. He's flustered because she's so pretty. I'm flustered because she's hot, but. Lunchbox remembered her name and they went and looked her up on her Instagram. Here's my thing. Don't write anything on her page, dude. No, I wouldn't do that. Yeah, you're right. You're going to be like, why'd you stand my boy up? I honestly would, though, set up a date and then not show up. Yeah. Yeah. And then see if she's cool with that, then maybe you go from there. Like, oh, you know, I'm. now it feels. Now we can maybe get on the same page. All right. Okay. Well, listen, I did go out with Morgan number two again and your sister have fun. She had a great time.

Yeah, she'd think I'm nice? Yes, definitely. They're basically the same person. Except her sister is, how much older is she than you? Two years. But she was like, Morgan number two goes so hard. She goes all the time. She goes, all she does is go, just go out and dance all the time.

I was like, I know. Yeah, some people are just, they doesn't, it doesn't affect them. They're just 25. Yeah, 25. Wait, wait, I got a question. Go ahead. What about Morgan number two sister? Married.

Yeah, we went over this while you were on. That'll put an end to that. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Bobby, don't go out to that one. Okay, what do you think about that one? Yeah, this one, like I said. What did you say? Now you're just making noises.

I'm looking at her and I'm like, okay, yeah, you know, but she didn't know how to show up places. That's true. I did get stood up. Anyway, that's the deal. That's what happened this weekend. The Bobby Bones show. Last night, American Idol.

Wayne Cota is the guy he gets on there and he's a big kid like 6 4, 6, 5 just a large dude and crazy story about how he grew up and how he was abused and was like beat by a stepdad and start singing

that voice comes out of that really good this Lane Hardy kid who last season was on the show and he didn't make it to the top 24 but he's from a really small town of Louisiana and he went and was just playing guitar for his other friend who was playing

and they were like, come on, and this is absolutely true because he wasn't coming on the show, and they'd beg him to come on the show. But they gave him a ticket again last night because he performed. He got good. Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed.

This kid's 18 years old, and I talk to him all the time. He won't say three words. Then he'll get on stage and be like, I got all this. It's crazy. So was it like that he took the last year to mature? No, he wasn't coming back to play.

He didn't want to come back to the show. I know, but what did they see in him that? Here's what happened. He goes on the show. playing guitar for his friend. It's like his best friend's sister. And there's no pressure on him. Oh, okay. Because he's just playing guitar. And they're like, they're like, Lane. Luke's giving him a hard time because he's wearing his own merch hat. They're like, Lane, play a song. And he's like, all right. And so he just starts to play it. There's no pressure. And they showed

him accepting the ticket, but what they told me off was they had to really convince him. That makes sense. Okay. So he goes to Hollywood. I love that we have the insides. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is this? What is this? What is this? My hand knows off. He just turned 18. Take a load on Franny. Take a load on free. Anyway, it was a good episode last night.

I usually don't like the audition episodes that much, especially when I'm not in them. But they're doing a good job at really highlighting especially how funny Luke is. Last year, I don't know if it was Luke's first time at being on the show. And I don't know if you guys watched it yet from last night. But, man, Luke's, he's so funny on the show this season. because one, he's loose and two, they know what to look for. So, yeah, it's good.

It's good. That promo piece with you is so legit. It was so good. I wasn't expecting it either. I was like, wow. It's on Instagram at Mr. Bobby Bones. Like, it's Lionel. I mean, Luke Bryan's one thing, okay, because he's in here all the time.

But Lionel and Katie, they're just like talking about you. Like, he, oh, Bobby, yeah, we need him. And I'm like, oh, my gosh. I probably paid him to say that. Here's a dollar. You like Bobby? Say it. This one kid at the end of it, his dad's a preacher.

So he works in the church and he's a janitor and he's gay. He told his dad was gay. And his dad's like, you can't be here anymore. And so he goes on. He was the last one last night. His name is Jeremiah Lloyd Harmon. And he was almost heaven. He was so good.

And so, yeah, it's good, man. I don't even know what to tell you anymore. I won't be on next week. But who knows? They may run a whole greatest sense of my life like they did last night. But I will be on the week after that when it goes to Hollywood. So, Idol was last night. That was good.

Amy went to yoga for the first time in like 10 years. That would happen? Well, yeah, I just was curious. I didn't realize it had been that long, but ever since I got kids, I have been doing yoga at home on YouTube. Oh, yeah? And then I went in and they were like, hey. And I was like, hey, kind of to me. I was like, what's it been a few months?

She looked up in the computer and she goes, oh, yeah, June. And I was like last June. Oh, wow. I mean, now that you have kids. months ago. Oh, you could have had another baby since then. Right. Yeah.

It's just a lot easier to work out from the house. So like leaving. But it made me want to go. And actually, when I was getting dressed to go, I was like, some of it's just I'm out of routine. And my husband's like, well, you know how you get back in routine? You go. And I was like, oh, that's true.

And so now that I was there, I kind of like the environment of other people and the energy of the flow. Can you do that with your kids? Yeah, I just have to figure out, they're only in school three hours a day. Yes. I just have to figure out the right class and the right time, but I just got in the groove of working out from home. So now I've got to, you know, practice taking a few classes a week. So it makes me want to do that and it makes me want to do boxing at your gym.

Is that because it could be for free? Well, I like free, but also I like the idea. What if I made you guys pay? Oh, that'd be terrible. Like everybody show up and you all get charged a full membership. No, I like the idea of that, but I also like the idea of hitting things. Yeah, I think you would like it. So what do you want?

We can do. Well, I don't know which one. I don't know the class is the teacher. I don't know which one to go to or what to do, so I want to make sure, like, I get, if I'm leaving the house for a workout, better be good. We can still do like a show boxing.

So if you're, I am, me and a friend and I own two gyms here in Nashville. And so we can go to the title that I own. So we'd go to the one on Church Street. That's sure. Got it. Go there. And we can go, here are the days. I've got to look to my schedule here.

We can do a Saturday, which I don't know. the kids are in school. Why can work out of Saturday because the hubs is, I mean, nobody's working in the husband's home. Or we could do like tomorrow afternoon. That's pretty quick. But we could do one of the two. You have to decide now. But we could all do that.

Oh, I can do tomorrow. You have childcare? Yeah. No, it's a gym. No, it's checking. The Y has child care. Get on it. Bones, call.

There's no child care at the boxing gym. But yeah. Let me know what you want to do. All right. Even if it's Saturday. We can do that. We can all set up and go. Let's do, I think we could do tomorrow.

Well, y'all could do Saturday. I'm not here, but that's y'all. No, we can do it together. Y'all can do both. Okay, well, let me see. We'll go to the group and we'll do a group boxing day at my gym. Okay. Good?

Good. All right. What about yoga? You're going to keep going? I think so. I feel like I really liked it. And I was sore in parts where I was like, I guess I haven't really pushed myself that hard. I know.

Because when you're around other people, I'm like, oh, I can do that too. The Bobby Bones Show Big Three Stories Our producer Raimundo is in the glass room With a stack of news Ramundo, what you got? Overseas, there was a deadly Ethiopian plane crash 157 people died

When the plane wrecked to minutes after takeoff At an Arizona zoo, a woman tried to take a selfie with a jaguar She crossed a barrier to take the picture and was attacked She was taken to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries And finally in New York at Presbyterian Lawrence Hospital there was a false alarm for an active shooter. It was a huge police response.

Luckily, everybody is okay. There's a student who fell asleep while listening to music with earbuds in, and he woke up completely deaf in one ear. What? Some people reportedly use earbuds while sleeping to learn foreign languages subconsciously. We talked about that.

Apparently, testing this concept or even listening to music with earbuds or headphones on while sleeping is not a good idea. now people are being warned against using earbuds and headphones to expose the ears to loud sounds while sleeping because, again, things can happen to you physically and you don't know to stop it. So it gets worse and worse and worse. Oh, wow. My husband is constantly on my son for the level of sound on his ear headphones because he'll be way too loud. And kids are, it's like so scary.

My husband freaks out because he's like, if he wants to be a pilot one day and his ears don't work, he's not going to be able to fly. But does he want to be a pilot at all? My husband's just like, if, if we don't want to already limit his life. options. Doesn't every generation listen to the music too loud? That's just a normal, you know, write a passage as a kid. Every parent says that, right? There's these bows

earbuds, they're sleep buds, right? And I have them, and you put them in and I always worry that I won't be able to wake up if I'm listening to these sounds. They have an alarm built into them, which is pretty cool. It's not a commercial, by the way. Yeah, but they're meant for sleep, so they're not going to do anything. They don't play music. They actually play sleep sounds.

That's cool. Oh, waves. And then I always want, oh, is that a wave? Yeah. Oh, to me, that was a crowd chair. That's what you listen to you to sleep? Did people cheer me on? I can do it. But it has an alarm in it.

Anyway, I saw this. Luckily, for the unnamed student, one of the earbuds fell off while he was sleeping, so the deafness only hit one ear. He then gradually recovered after being hospitalized for five days. He must have been jamming hard.

Like hard. Yeah, I probably listened to that. Maroon 5. I need a girl like you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or maybe emoji love? We got that. Wasn't that big good press for us?

Awesome. So what were you listening to, kid? Well, emoji love by the Raging Idiots. You know, they'll be in Boston on Sunday. Really? By the way, we'll be in Boston on Sunday for St. Patrick's Day. We'd love to see you guys. Raging Idiots.com.

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Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com slash Bobby. That's BetterHelp. H-E-L-P.com slash Bobby. Betterhelp.com slash Bobby. You know, I was going to wait for lunchbox to come in and do this story. We may bring it up with him later. He's been real sick, but there is this lotto winner that won $273 million in a mega millions, but he forgot his tickets at the gas station and left.

Have you guys seen this story? No. Amazing. He's an unemployed handyman named Mike. He realized he had won the over 250 millions and the mega millions, but he bought tickets at the quick check mini-mart and then left them behind. Unfortunately, a good Samaritan found them, gave them to the clerk, it was like, these aren't my tickets, there's somebody else tickets.

Those tickets ended up being the ones that won $270 million. Wow. Isn't that crazy? Put the tickets down to put my money away and did something with my phone and just walked away. I was just very thankful that there was an honest person out there because I figured it was gone. Just so happens that we got lucky. Actually, twice. First of all, the person didn't keep the lottery tickets.

The gas station didn't keep the lottery tickets. They got a hold of them, the guy came back. All that, and then you won $270 million. This would happen to Amy. Yeah. She's living right. I have to say it, probably. Like, I don't know how I get stuff back.

People are just, there's other good people. People are good. I lose stuff. I get it back. If you're curious, he says that if and when he meets the unnamed good Samaritan, he'll totally give them some of his money. Ooh, how much? Probably five mil.

Wow, that'd be awesome. Yeah. Because he's getting, I would say, out of 273, he gets 160. That's fair. Give five million. And that changes that dude's life. It's still $5 million. No, no, I'm saying to, with all that money.

Could you imagine just getting a call in a day like, hey, there's $5 million. One of those lottery tickets that you gave back? I'm the dude. But imagine if you go, I'm the dude and I want $270 million and you're like, oh, I gave those back. But you're getting $5 million. The EMT says that Baby Shark can save lives. Because if you do CPR to this song, A video of a three-year-old.

Performing CPR is making the rounds because she's doing it to this beat. Pump, pump, pump. Okay, it's very important, though, that it's that beat and not the... Oh, you're saying that it goes real hard. Yeah, don't do it that fast. I thought it was the other... There's another song, too. Well, staying alive because of the office.

But anything that has a BPM of 100, 120 beats per minute will work, and they say Baby Shark is right up there too? So you can teach your kid to this. Do your kids like this song? Or is it too young? I don't know that they know it, so I'd rather... It's just not. Now they probably do if they're listening, so it's great.

All right, Casey Mutsgraves, Rainbow, Bobby Bohn's show. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. For the last 17 years, this woman named Gypsy has been running her

Farmer's Market restaurant in Raleigh, North Carolina. Her staff's become really close to her. So what she wanted to do was show them how much she appreciated them. So she took them all to Disney World, all expenses paid.

Wow. Dang. They even closed the rest of, restaurant for a couple of days. She loaded up 20 employees and their families, took a 16-hour bus ride to Orlando. All of them on board were taken to Disney World, and it was the first Disney visit for most of them. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, Disney's cool. I'd only been once, and I went, because I'd never been before. I was like, I'm going to Disney. By yourself. And it felt a bit creepy for a minute. No, it's fine. But then I went to that thing where you

walk around all the towns. Epcot. And that's adulty. And then I was like, all right, All the towns, all the countries. All the countries, yeah. Like, I'm good. Like, I felt pretty good. Amy's taking her kids, though. Yep. And it's going to be crazy.

Yeah. I'm just preparing myself for it. Because they don't know Disney. They don't know it. And I just feel like I haven't my mind. I mean, I haven't been. I think I went when I was maybe five. So my memories are, I barely remember.

So who knows? It could be great for me. Well, shout out to Gypsy Gillum and State Farmers Market Restaurant and Raleigh, North Carolina for doing that for all of her staff. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bone Show

Lunchbox's gonna come in later on on the show So until he gets here Eddie's gonna be filling in with the bonehead again You good? I got you Lunchbox's been sick

Big pants to wear I think they fit Okay, all right Here we go Bobby Bone Show Bonehead Story up the day When are criminals

gonna realize Not to commit a crime In the snow Police got a report That a car had been stolen So they show up They follow the tracks of the car The car

crashed. So what do you do? You get on your run. Well, yeah, that's what he did, obviously. And all the tracks were right there so they follow the tracks and it led him to the guy that stole the car. And he's sitting right there and just said. Let me ask you this question. What are you supposed to do? Well, don't do it in the snow. But I mean, it's snowing and you got the itch

to steal, right? And then you're crash. You got to run. Do you run to a point where they can't trace the tracks anymore? Like, you have to go to a high point? Why don't you just run a bunch of different directions? And they're like... But again, they'll end up falling the one that comes Then you backtrack on the same steps back. I'm just saying, we're giving this guy a hard time.

But what are you supposed to do? You just stole a car. You got to run. I get it. They're just going to catch you every single time. Yeah, don't steal a car is immoral. But in snowy areas, too. Drive down south and steal a car in Florida.

Yeah. There's snow down there. Right. All right, there you go. That's your bonehead story of the day. Thank you, Eddie. I have a lot of cool nicknames, but my favorite nickname and all the nicknames is Country Music's youngest history.

Thank you very much. The Bobby Bonds Show on this day in country music. Well, here we are. On this day in 2019 years ago, this was your number one song. Toby Keith was number one for five weeks. It was the biggest selling song of the year. It was his first crossover hit. It hit 31 in the all-genre chart.

This song almost wasn't a single. His label at the time did not believe that his new album contained a hit song at all. So he said, he convinced the label to drop him. And he bought the album off of them, and he left. But even his new label wasn't into releasing that song as a single. They said it wouldn't work because radio was so female-driven at the time. Funny how things change, huh? Yeah, interesting.

Instead, they wanted to put out this song when Love Fades. And Toby demanded that this one put out his first single. It's like if it fails, it fails. I'll take that on me. He puts it out. How do you like me now? Number one for five weeks. Yeah.

One of the biggest songs of his career. That's fun, huh? He's really rich, too, huh? Yeah. Oh, Google is net worth. Oh, boy. I bet it's over half a billion. Yeah, half a billion dollars.

How do you like me now? 550 million. Yeah. Toby Key rich. Once we asked Toby in studio, how's it going? He goes, Google me. I love it. Oh, and then we talked about his sales and merch.

He goes, I make more in merch and one night than the president makes all year. Yeah, I said it on the air. I was like, how much merch money you make? He goes, Bobby, I make more in one night of merch than the president makes all year. I love that, dude. He's honest. There you go on this day. That Luke Combs song, like he wrote the perfect song for women.

Because I think every girl feels like they're this woman. Let me run some lines by you, Amy. Okay. You just heard it. Let me know. Her day starts with a coffee and ends with a wine. Sure. Every girl kind of inserts themselves into that.

It's beautiful. Morgan and I'll bring you into this too. All right. Don't you feel like that's a little bit? Yes. Okay. It takes forever to get ready so she's never on time for anything. I don't take forever.

Maybe. Okay, fine. Ask my husband, but I feel like I'm on time. You're not. Probably not. But don't you feel like that personifies you? Yes. Like your husband would say that about you?

Yes. Morgan number two? Not for me. But yes, for my mom and my sisters, for sure. Amy, this one's you specifically. Is he saying that's beautiful? Yeah, well, yeah, because it gets to it. When she gets that, come get me look in her eyes.

It kind of scares me the way she drives me wild. Now, don't you want your husband to say that to you or your boyfriend? No, my husband says I get crazy eyes and he's scared of them. No, no. The crazy eyes and the come get me, like, he means like come get me, right? Yeah, well, this is like a romantic thing. Like every girl wants to hear that. Oh, okay.

But no girl does that. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever seen a girl like give me, come get me eyes? No. Yeah. It's always the guy being like, hey, can I get you? I don't think that's true.

Okay. I feel like every girl feels like they look at their guy sometimes. They're like, hey, come get me. Okay. Beautiful crazy. She can't help but amaze me. The way that she dances ain't afraid to take chances. I feel like this is every girl feels like they're this girl.

I dance. Where's her heart on her sleeve. Oh, yep. And then every girl wants to hear if she's crazy, but her crazy. but her crazy is beautiful to me. Like every girl wants to hear that their nuts is hot nuts. Except for sometimes

my husband's more like you're crazy and you need to get help. Right. You've been married 12 years though. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The way that she dances ain't afraid to take chances.

Every girl wants to hear that. The way that she dances and afraid to take chances. She dances like nobody's watching. Yeah, and then the guys are always embarrassed by that. She's unpredictable, unforgettable. It's unusual, unbelievable. Yeah, I'm such a fool. Yeah, I'm such a full for her. This is the perfect song to write for all. This is why it's so big. It's a perfect song for women. Yeah, I'm definitely unpredictable. Do you ever hear that Morgan number two? I go, man, he's talking

about me a little bit. Yeah, I do relate myself to this song. That's happened to me where I was dancing on the dance floor and a guy came out to me. He's like, you look like you're having the time of your life and I want to hang out with you because of it. Man, when Morgan number two tells me these lines that guys try on her and she's like, I loved it. I'm like, I have it all wrong. Yeah. Yeah, you need to do what these guys are doing. Because he probably just saying that. You need to just stop a girl and say, wow.

Yeah, and a guy walks to Morgan every time and goes, wow. She's like, I like that. It's crazy. Well, anyway, that's the perfect song. That's the perfect love song on Country Radio from Luke Combs. You have to give it to him. You know? And it's his way of being able to acknowledge the crazy, but then it's suddenly romantic.

Yeah, because everybody's a little crazy and you always want to hear like, your crazy's hot. I hear that you take forever to get ready line and I'm always like, that makes me so mad. You want me too, but you also laid everywhere,

so don't have me there with that, you know? I'll play you a famous TV show catchphrase. Write your answer down, guys. That would be family matters. Now, Steve Urkel would not have been accepted as just an answer. You got to tell me the show. Oh, that good?

Our three players are Amy, my co-host, Morgan number two, the head of digital, and our video producer, producer Eddie. Everybody good? Yeah! Let's do this. Lunchbox should be back in a little bit. They've been sick.

We have talked to him about trying to go viral too by throwing cheese on his baby. People get so mad at that Instagram. So hopefully he'll be in later. All right. Are we ready, guys? Ready? Yeah. All right.

Here is the first catchphrase. What TV show is this from? That's what she said. All right, that's what she said. That's what she said. That's what she said. Why is that still funny? Everybody's then?

Amy, what is that? The office. That's correct. Morgan number two. The office. There you go. The office. Eddie.

Yeah. There you go. All right. Name this one. TV catchphrase, what is this show? How you doing? There you go. How you doing?

Can you name that show? Ooh, Amy's struggling. Are you joking? I'm in. Everybody in? I'm in. Amy? Friends.

Morgan number two? Friends. Eddie? Friends. All right. Let's go a little harder then. I knew. You're going to do that.

I was like, these are pretty... Okay. Okay. So stupid. You can't do that to yourself? No, it's great. It's perfect. Now what TV shows?

This is from? Whoa. Oh, no chance. Morgan number two is struggling. Whoa. That's not fair Morgan number two. I'm sorry. I'm in.

I'm in. Let me know. Morgan 2 when you're in I'm in I guess what do you have Morgan number two happy days no it's a solid guess though that didn't more like a yeah but it's still a hmm okay let's go over to Amy Amy Blossom Blossom Eddie Blossom there you go that is Joey Lawrence she has no idea what that is you know what Blossom is no no idea do you know on Big Bang Theory that's Blossom right yes the girl girlfriend who's Sheldon's girlfriend yeah that's Blossom she had her own show

when she was a kid. What? Yeah. Is her real name Blossom? No. No. It's like, um, thanks. It's not solo moon fried,

that's a punky bruster. I remember funky. All right, ready for this one. What TV show is that? What TV show is that? I'm ready! I'm in. I'm in.

Amy. SpongeBob Squarepants. Eddie? SpongeBob Square pants. Morgan number two? Spongebob. All right, good. Okay, good.

I bet you got that one right. Do you have her name? Yes. Miam. Oh. Yeah, my um-ball-Ballick. Oh. Yeah, that's right.

Okay, let's do this one. What TV show is that? I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. Amy? Full house. Morgan number two?

Full house. Eddie? Full house. Morgan number two, you got to make a move here. What TV show is this? Bazinga. Amy doesn't know that one. Eddie doesn't know that one.

I'm looking at our faces right now. Morgan number two, this is your chance to get back in it. Bazinga. Okay. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. Morgan number two, what is that?

Big Bang Theory? Amy? Big Bang. Theory? Oh, did you write it down? I wrote down Big Bang. Oh. Let's go to the judge.

Did she get it or no? No, and she didn't say it. Eddie? I wrote it down. Did you have theory right down? No. Okay. Big Bang Theory.

Oh, good. Eddie, I think you did one, buddy. Did I? Well, so... Okay, no, I'm not even going to say it. What? No, I mean, I wrote... Eddie and I both said SpongeBob Square Pants,

and Morgan M. 2 just said SpongeBob. That's a good point. Well, she lost anyway, so it doesn't matter. Eddie is the winner. You know, games are all for fun anyway. Didn't we all win? No. Nope.

Because we got to smile and have fun. I won that one. Didn't we all win? Nope. Nope. Nope. I know what? The rules are probably long off there.

I should have forced them earlier, Amy. But I got them all right anyway. That is true. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So we all changed the clocks this weekend. So I've got some ways that life might be better if daylight savings time was year round. If it's always the same, is it savings or is it just normal?

Oh. Well, it would be our new. We should just find a spot and keep it. We should just keep it, be consistent. This changing the clock thing is for the birds. Yeah. I'm okay. Either way.

Just get on Insta poll. Answer story. Make a poll. Trump can do it if you want. We vote the end. We pick one and stay on it. Like Arizona has it. They don't change clocks.

Yeah, it would give me some reasons why this is good to stay the same. I bet in Arizona, if your people are killed in car crashes with pedestrians. Is that what happens? Because the extra hours. hour of light. Oh, because you can see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can see more.

Crime would decrease because criminals love the dark. That's true. And we're giving them one less hour to mess with. That's true. Yeah. And then our sleep wouldn't get messed up twice a year. We'd just be on a consistent schedule and we wouldn't have to deal with that because, listen, when our sleep gets disrupted, heart attacks increase.

Did you know that? I did not. To be fair, you don't get one less hour. It just shifted. Oh. Right, right. Well, then why am I tired this morning? Well, no, because it's shifted.

Because your body's having to... You're going to be tired anyway, Eddie. I don't know about that. Okay, what else, Amy? So I saw this story about items that actors have stolen from TV or movie sets that, like, they're legit not supposed to take. It's not theirs. And then it made me wonder if Bobby's taken anything from American Idol or Dancing with the Stars.

What do you have over down that list? Well, like, for example, Chris Hemsworth, he has a lot of those Thor hammers from the Marvel movies. Kristen Stewart took two rings from the Twilight movies, Bella's engagement ring and then a mood ring that Bella's mom gave. and then Daniel Radcliffe has the glasses from the first Harry Potter movie and the last. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, on Dancing with the Stars, I took the shoes every week. I got in trouble for doing that too.

Because I would just take them and I just wouldn't take them back. We finished the dance, supposed to put everything back in the trailer. And I put everything back except the shoes. So in my house, I have like eight pair of shoes. One of them's in the Country Music Hall of Fame. But I just took a script that I was supposed to keep just to have. But no, I don't really take it. I took one of the contestants.

Yeah. He's still with you. He's in my house right now. Jenna Fisher, you know, she's Pam on the office. She's stolen to Pam's hair clips, and she still has it. So there's that. And lastly, there's a new candle that smells like McDonald's Cheeseburgers. Oh, I saw that.

That actually is cool. That sounds really good. Some of the candles come out weird, and you're like, why would I want a candle that smells like a Bulls carcass? But McDonald's Cheeseburger is pretty neat. Well, this is a combination of smells. I'm talking beef, onions, pickles, ketchup, mustard, and cheese. Yeah, I'm into that.

That would be fun to have. Not all the time. But when you're hungry? But it's a novelty can. Yeah. You know, I got to tell you something, Eddie. I had a friend that brought me over. I love thin. My favorite pizza is thin crust pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut. The super thin. And I don't eat fast food or pizza often. And I really didn't. But a friend brought it over because my mom's birthday was Friday, March 8 that she passed away. And she brought me a whole thing of pizza and was like, hey, you know, not having a good day. I'm just going to give you all this stuff. And I kept myself from eating. And she was like, you should just, you know, sad eat. But I'm going to tell you, I had like two bites of that pizza? I thought about you. It was so good.

So good. It's so good. Do you want the rest of it? You can have it after. Okay, I'll swing by the house afterwards. If you want it. You can have it. But it was, because anything in my house I eat, I'm not going to eat it.

I'm not going to eat it. Like midnight. It was like, it's so good. It took one bite. I was like, oh, it's so good. I went back to bed. And then I laid there for a minute. I was like, I can have one more bite.

I went back to bed. And I was like, you know what? Aside from, you know, sad or happy, that pizza is good. I love pizza. It's so good. Yeah. Anyway, there you go. That's what's up.

That's the news. That's Amy's Pile. Thank you. That was Amy's Pile of Stories. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan No. 2's 32nd Skinny. Brad Paisley shared a song that he wrote just for his wife, Kimberly Williams Paisley. It was a nod to International Women's Day and his wife who is, quote, his miracle.

Here's a clip. My miracle is five foot. Is he recording that? Everybody know? Probably putting that out. I'd imagine you wouldn't put that online if he didn't put that out. You know what I mean?

All right, what else Morgan, Morgan Dyer? Riba McIntyre had to postpone a concert due to laryngitis, but in some good Riba news, that Barbie created a version of Reba-inspired Barbie for their 60th anniversary. I saw Kelsey Ballerini doing some Barbie stuff too on her Instagram.

I know, and she put hair extensions in and her hair was all along, and she legit looked like a Barbie. Yeah. She was like, look, they made a Barbie to look like me. I was like, that just looks like a Barbie. Yeah, what else? Ronnie Dunn of Brooks and Dunn will be doing an album of rock covers after their reboot album comes out.

He says it'll be totally different than the country stuff he's done. All right, there you go. Thank you, Morgan Number Two. I'm Morgan Number Two. That's your skinny. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good.

There's this 12-year-old girl. Her name's Haley and she's in a wheelchair. It was actually injuries from a hiking trip. So her life totally changed and their home wasn't built for a wheelchair. chair. She had trouble maneuvering throughout the house and even getting into her home. So some people started a GoFundMe page. Well, then a builder, Aller Holmes, they heard about the story and they decided to go ahead and retrofit the home for the family. Oh, good for them. And now she's able to, like, they've revamped her bathroom and bedroom. Everything's much more

accessible, which is so amazing. What's the name of the place again? Aller Holmes, A-L-A-I-R. Let's give them a shout out. Yeah. That's cool. That's what's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bones. Hey, I'm flying to New York right now. Tonight on whatever IHart Radio station you're listening on and on the IHard Radio YouTube, IHart Country YouTube, probably both.

Marin Morris' big partiest tonight where she plays live. So I'll be hosting that in New York. Leaving there, get in there, doing it tonight. Do the show there tomorrow morning, and then come back, and I'll see you guys back here tomorrow. But that's my plan. Amy? Um, just doing what's tonight?

Hip-hop, Monday night, hip-hop, I did a dance class. For your kids, not for you. Yeah, but I go and I live vicariously through him. So we'll see if he sees his little girl there that he has a crush on. That's always the highlight of my night too. Yeah. And then, well, I work out today. Waits.

Oh, good. Yep, got to keep up the muscles and the bone density or something like that. Lunchbox, you're back? You're feeling better all the way in? Oh, back, feeling great. And I got physical therapy today from my bone spine. in my heel to get my heel back to 100% so I can get active again. Everything's breaking down, man.

Old man bones spur over here. Old man bones spur. That's confusing with me. Oh. Yeah. All right. Thank you guys. Have a wonderful Monday.

What if I just did that for like three minutes? I'd like it. Would you? Sounds good. Skivitiboo boo-boo. Go back and listen to this show back if you want to hear about all kinds of stuff. I went to a concert and the person I went to see really couldn't sing. It was a whole thing.

Yeah, not like they weren't good. Oh, now I know what you mean. They were, got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So let's search Bob your own show on demand on IHart Radio or wherever you listen to your podcast. Goodbye. Have a good day. See you tomorrow.

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