The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Opens Up About His Dog Dusty Passing Away

Episode Date: March 19, 2018

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This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right. Good morning. Welcome back. I hope the weekend was awesome. Morning. Morning. Have you guys got your results back for 23 of me?

No. Not yet. Have you done it? No, no. Oh, you said it's spit in it? No. It says you can't drink for 30 minutes and then you have to spit And every time I think about it, I'm like, oh, I just took a sip of water. Then you don't want to know what your results are.

I didn't too. I did mine before they were a partner on the show and I got mine back and I even found relatives. Eddie, do you do yours? Yeah, mine says it's coming in like five weeks. Okay. Yeah, it's coming. But you don't have your results yet. No, no, they send me an email said they got it. It's in the lab. We're expected in five weeks.

Ooh, they're breaking down. This is not a commercial, by the way. So what you do is you spit into a tube and it tells you, it told me things of, you know, where my descent is, what my heritage was. It told me food allergies a bit. It told me all these things. And so Raymond, did you do it? Yeah, I got my test back too.

He got his back already. And so Raymond has always said that he's part American Indian. Correct. Since I was a kid, my parents always said, you're around 4% Native American. Not a crazy bunch, but it's enough to make you tan. And then, you're different than most people because you're going to have a little bit different color skin. So you got it back. But guess what?

Eddie, how much a Native American do you think he is? By looking at him, I would say about 5%. You say 5%. Yeah, he is dark. Raymond, and tell, Amy, you want to take your shot at this? Okay. How a Native American is he? 5%.

Everybody's going the same? I like it, yeah. Raymond, how much are you? The results came back. I'm 0% Native American. My parents have told me that for 32 years. I even tried to apply for college and say I was Native American. Oh, my goodness.

My grandma apparently just thought she had some Native American in her, and she didn't. Yeah, my husband says he's like... I told my mom that. That too. I'm gonna make him do it. We were blown away. I've thought that my entire life.

And my dad's tan too, so we really did think we were Native American. Imagine had you gotten like some weird scholarship? I didn't. They turned me down. Or you like own a casino somewhere. Yeah. When I was a kid,

I swear to God, my parents one time took us to an Indian reservation on a weekend and we helped clean up garbage. And my mom said your ancestors are Indian. This is where your ancestors used to live. So 23 and me. Wow. Gave me a little spoonful dose of reality.

That's funny. Well, not a commercial. I just enjoyed my experience with it. There are a partner on the show, a full disclosure, but I'm ready for everybody else's because it's neat when you open it up and go, oh, because I'm very... Okay, okay, I'm spinning today. I'm very Irish and very European. I had some, like, African in me as well.

So I had a good mix. Much like my whole life. No Native American Indian, though? Yeah, there was a little bit. You did have? Yeah, yeah, but my mom was heavy. That's amazing. Yeah.

What? Heavy what? Heavy, like Native American. Oh, okay. That wasn't mine, but it was like 11% or something. More than Ray thought he was. But mine, I had lots of different ones. I was going to say you look extra tan today.

No, no, that's the spray tan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Native spray tan. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. 44-year-old Kimberly Cooper randomly walked into Chicago's Northwestern Hospital. She was like, I just feel moved

because I had heard these stories on the radio about people getting on lists and testing out their kidneys. So she didn't know anyone, but she had just seen it on the news where you could go get tested and maybe you would match with someone. And maybe you don't.

That's the thing too. Maybe you don't. And she matched. She was a match for 21-year-old Brendan Flowardy who had been waiting for six years for a kidney. Oh my goodness, wow. And that's how rare that the matches are, you have to be exactly right on.

Other people heard her story. They started to donate because it was on the news. They showed up. Yes, six other people randomly showed up and donated kidneys to other patients at the same hospital because what she did when she walked in and donated a kidney at that hospital. Didn't even know anybody.

We're in an outrage culture right now and it's stories like this that are just awesome because all you read all the time are you don't believe, with me, I were on two different sides of the world and the law and politics. Yeah, there's a lot of negativity. I bet you all several of those people don't agree on politics.

They don't have to. It's the whole point of this thing. Exactly. They're walking in and they're like, I'm only going to give my kidney to somebody that voted for it. You better love Paul Ryan or I'm out. Yeah. No, that's not it.

And that's what I like to see. Thank you very much. I see you. That's an amazing story to Kimberly. To everybody there. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. It's producer Raymond in Austin, Texas. There was another package bomb that went off.

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Hey, so we're talking about Amy was at the grocery store, and Amy has two children, 10 and 7, and they're adopted from Haiti. And so a kid's like, hey, why's the mom white and the kid black? And so it was kind of an awkward moment in the supermarket. I don't know if awkward is the word. I don't know if you called awkward. It wasn't awkward.

It was just straight up. Why is your mom white? With the mom of the kid, it was kind of awkward with her. It was awkward because I started to explain it, and she almost didn't want me explaining it. She wanted to handle it herself, which is fine. Shela? Yes.

You heard us talk about this? I was just thinking the mom was probably embarrassed that her kid just blurted that out. And she's not mad at Amy for talking to him, just embarrassed. What do you think about that? Oh, well, nobody should be embarrassed. I mean, it's a kid. Now, if an adult were like, you know, why is your baby black and you're white? Can you imagine adult?

I mean, I can. I can't. Yes, the sad part is. Hey, why lady. But I mean, a little kid, nobody needs to be embarrassed about that. I love that they notice that and they're inquisitive and they want to know and they're curious. So I think it's a good opportunity to talk to your kids about families and what makes a family. Hey, Shayla, you have any kids? Yes, I do. They ever ask things that are like, oh, don't do that in public or ever say anything like that?

All the time. Yeah. She doesn't know the difference between boys and girls, so she will call little old ladies him, and they do not like that. How old? Is it a daughter? How old your daughter? She's three. Yeah, I mean, three, though. How do you control a three-year-old? I can't do it. Right? Can you even control a three-year-old?

You just don't. It's just smile and nod. Shela, where you live? New Orleans. How's that going over there this morning? You good? I'm good. I headed to work. Well, I appreciate you, Colin. And thank you for listening to the show. Hope you have a great day.

Thanks. All right, Bob, I appreciate you. Thank you very much. Appreciate you. Yeah. Well, there's that. You know, Amy's daughter got new braids. I forgot to mention it.

And the crazy thing is that it took seven hours to put them in. Yeah. Oh, it takes, yes. I mean, the first time we did it a couple months ago, it was about an eight-hour ordeal. This one was seven. I'm like, how do you sit there for that lot? I mean, the girl that does them is amazing. Like, I don't even know how she does the tiny braids like that.

but the patience that my daughter has, and man, it just lights up. Like, she looks in the mirror and she's just like, it gives her a whole new attitude. Sometimes too much of an attitude to where I'm like, okay, mm-hmm, yeah, we'll take those braids out real quick because that's a treat. You won't take them out real quick, though. From what I know about brains, growing up. It might take about eight hours. Oh, yeah, yeah. It takes a long time to take them out.

Oh, we started to take out her other braids to get the new ones. We started the night before and then worked on it. And then it took seven hours to put the new ones in. So yes, it's a process. But my husband did bust out some scissors when we were having a moment. And he kind of sat on the counter. He goes, I'm just going to set these right here because, you know, those braids, those are. That's the quickest way to get them out.

Oh, my. Yeah, that's what we started to think. And then we were going to bed that night. We were kind of laughing because it was an intense, like she was not being appreciative and grateful and whatever. And when he busted out the scissors, my eyeballs got real big. I'm like, please don't cut off her brains. Like, we can scar her for life. Amy pulls out the blow torch.

You know what we can do. We burn this whole house down. Obviously, we're new to this parenting thing. We're trying to figure some stuff out, and we were getting ready for bed that night. My husband walked in, and he's like, you think the scissors were too much? And I was like, yes. So the next day, he drops a machete. All right.

But, you know, you just braids are a treat. She's got to appreciate them. The Bobby Bone Show. Yeah, time for that positivity on a Monday. Let's do it. Tell me something good. Amy, hit me with it. Some runners running on a trail noticed five puppies that had been abandoned and freezing in the woods.

So they grabbed them up, little five black puppies. They were actually all huddled together trying to stay warm. And they rescued them, took them to an animal shelter. They're going to be sent out to or hopefully picked up by various families. But awesome, they stumbled across them. I agree with that. For the 23rd wedding anniversary of this couple, the husband has given his wife, one of his kidneys, saving her life. Like if you're the husband though

and you match and you don't give them a kidney They're probably going to be a 24th wedding anniversary Right Right And that part of the deal Sure Yeah yeah but still I think it's awesome They matched too

Think about that They're not brother and sister They're husband and wife And it's hard to find a match So Caesar and Monica are celebrating 23 years And for eight and a half hours a day For over two years

She's been on dialysis It's a kidney disease She inherited from her mother When they found out they're a perfect match Boom And they're having it done on their anniversary It's pretty cool Yeah, right?

I think the coolest part of the story, though, is that they matched. Yes, because it's so rare. It's so rare. And it's your husband? And they're married. I should do that. Before I get married, I should say it for a match and then marry somebody. That makes sure.

Like, if I do one of those bumblebee accounts, I should get on there and go. Stop B. Let's do kidney analysis first. Yeah, then we'll see. Then we'll talk. Yeah, lunchbox. There was a family. They were cleaning out the attic at their grandpa's house.

They were unloading this box, and there's some dusty, books in there and they pick up this book. And in between some of the pages, they find a Ty Cobb baseball card worth $250,000. Wow. There's only 24 known in the whole world and they found one in this dusty old book. Amazing.

Would you know if you saw that that was like a good find? Yes. I wouldn't know how good of a fine, but I would know. First of all, I know Tycoff is. Second of all, I'm a big, well, used to be a baseball card collector. And I would go, this could be something. I need to take it right away.

out to Spencer's Corner or... Spence or wherever. Or the card shops. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That day lunch? That's it? Yeah.

I was reading this story about Kylie Jenner. Not really one of my favorite topics to discuss, but this was just so ridiculous. Kylie Jenner will post a selfie on Instagram. And before she posts that one, she says she takes about 500.

Yeah. To post one. I've heard all the Kardashians do that, or the Jenner Kardashian family. 500. I take three or four and I go, man, I'm giving myself too many options. Yeah. They take 500.

I heard Kim Kardashian says, hey, I'm about to take a selfie and then like 10 people show up to help get her just right for her selfie. And then she takes 500 and then they post it. Okay. I guess I'm going to be devil's advocate. That's their business and their life. Yeah. And they sell based on their Instagram. Like I've never sold my Instagram.

I'm about to, though, for one ad. What? I didn't tell you? Oh, I think he mentioned it. Did you? It's not a radio buy, but it's something that I do at home anyway. The only reason I'm able to do it. Oh, yes, yes.

From fiber. Yeah. Because I never went to the, okay, well, you said it. Thank you, Amy. I never, forever I didn't go to the bathroom. And my trainer was like, you need to take this metamusal. I've told this story on the air, so this is not paid at all. And I said, metamusel, because I was going to the bathroom like once every week and I have.

That's it. And so it wasn't healthy. So I started taking it, and I was tagging them. Toxic. And they were like, hey, why don't you do an ad for us on your Instagram? I was like, wait, you're going to pay me to do something I'm already doing? And so, yeah, so I don't know when it's going up. But I'm going to put one up there.

What does it entail? Well, it's a documentary. Oh, yeah, not too many visuals, man. Short film. No, but I understand why they have to do the lights and stuff because to them, that's basically a TV show. More people watch their Instagram than watch certain TV shows. That's crazy. That is very true.

What are you giggling about it? The pictures that you could possibly put. Oh. Like having struggle Before Meta Musil After It's like ooh And afterward I'm like

Yeah exactly But I think it's just one post One video Wow Yeah I can't wait But I guess I'm kind of like a cardet Yeah

It's a video Hey guys Anybody else having trouble Hey watch this Anyone else going through this Anyway My point was Yeah

Yeah Do you struggle going to the bathroom But that's a real thing Do you go to the bathroom only once every week and a half? Well, I did. Bobid Bones Show. Bonehead. This story comes us from Everett, Washington.

A 43-year-old man saw someone breaking into his neighbor's garage. He's like, oh, I'm going to go out and bust him. So he pulls out his taser and goes to confront the man and actually tazes himself. Oh. That's a surprising shock, huh? Hey, shock, I get it. So they're still looking for the guy that was breaking into the garage, but the guy is okay, but tased himself. you're surprised because you're trying to taste off and you're like,

oh no, you don't expect that. I thought you were making a joke. I kind of was, but I really wasn't. Oh, okay. I thought I was making a pun. Is that what it's called? It would be shocking if I did. Hey!

Bobby Bowles. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's America. This is the Bobby Boys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Amy's big birthday was yesterday. Happy birthday to her.

Happy birthday to you. It was yesterday, right? Yeah. I felt like we celebrated for a few days. Yeah, it was yesterday. Well, Friday's the last day I saw you, so that's when you gave me a gift. And then my husband playing stuff for Saturday, and then yesterday was, like, the real day. And what did you do yesterday?

Well, nothing really birthday-ish. All happened Saturday? Yeah, all Saturday. And what did you do? I just hung out with a friend, ran errands, hung out with the kids. I saw you at a spa with, like, five girls. That was on Saturday. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

What did you do for your birthday? Oh, I thought you meant the actual. Yeah, I went to a spin class and worked out, and then my husband had this all planned out. And then after that, he had donuts and mimosas show up. So we ate that, and then we went straight to the spa. And we were there for probably four to five hours. Like, it was crazy. And then after that we had dinner.

How much does that cost? Five hours at a spa? Well, there was some downtime, like, in the relaxation room, in between, because it's hard to schedule everybody at the same time. So sometimes you were in the relaxation room waiting on your treatment. And yeah, he covered everything. That relaxed station room is not very relaxing. Sometimes I've been to get a massage you just sit in there and eat peanuts.

Yes. And wait. Get your bones on a Bobby Bones show. Steve Jobs filled out a job application when he was 18. Now, Steve Jobs is the Apple founder. Not live anymore, but he filled it out and they sold it for $160,000. at auction. Yeah, his 18-year-old job application.

What I get for lunches? When you apply in here, lunch, luncheons. 10, 15, the dollars. Yeah, easy. I haven't filled out a job application. Because what we do, we have to give, I guess you guys haven't had to do that, give tapes. I've always had to send tapes off to people.

But since you guys have never been in radio, you've never had to do that. No. Never had to make a demo. I had to put together TV tape, but that's a little different. should make you guys apply for other jobs so you can be rejected.

Yeah. Make demo tapes? Under pseudonyms and see if you get jobs like I had to do. So on Thursday, Red Aiken's comes by and we have that up as a Bobbycast and Red Aiken's has songs like, That Ain't My Truck from back in a day. That ain't my truck.

So if you subscribe to the Bobbycast, he wrote Dirt on My Boots and he actually wore those boots over to my house accidentally and said, hey, what about this one? he goes, oh, I had these boots on. I was like, I got nothing to write about. I about these dirt on my boots. And they wrote that song.

That's amazing. And he was like, it's these boots. It's Thursday on the Bobbycast, subscribe to Bobbycast. It was a fantastic interview. And, you know, he's, he kept calling Thomas Redd, Thomas Red. He kept going, yeah, Thomas Red. And I said, why are you calling Thomas Red, Thomas Red? It's his son, right?

Right. When I call him Thomas, sir. Yeah. And he goes, no, everything's his baby. he's been Thomas Rett, Thomas Red Aiken's. Yeah. And so he talks about that. You always call him Thomas Redd.

Do you call him Thomas Redd? Do you call him Thomas Redd? That's been his name's as he was born. So he's always Thomas Rett. That's not a thing you're just saying because we're talking about. His name is Thomas Rett. Yeah, most people think his last name is Rett. I don't even call him.

My name's Thomas Rett. I'm Thomas Rett Aiken, Sr. He's Thomas Rett, Jr. And from the moment he was born, it's kind of a Southern thing. You know, we've been Thomas, we call him Thomas Rett since the day. he was born. So that was pretty interesting. It's a gold mine. If you want to hear a good Bobbycast on Thursday.

So whatever you're on, Iheart Radio, Apple Podcasts, subscribe to the Bobbycast. Don't be staring at your phones. A woman developed a brain blood clot because she was staring at her phone too long. Man, I'm prying for that, huh? Yeah.

Ouch. You get checked. A woman who stared at her phone for 20 hours straight. During a long-distance train ride, developed life-threatening blood clots on her brain. Once she got off the train, she could barely speak. She had trouble moving her limbs. Holy cow. What was she watching on her phone?

She maintained the same posture for a long time. She did not move around. She watched the mobile phone. Man, I'm telling you, I watch this phone a lot myself. I feel like my brain sometimes is clotting up. My vessels are getting filled with what... Let me see what I've been looking at recently. I get on this phone.

I've been playing this game now. called Battle Royal because I've been playing the other game online Battle Royal? Well no the game is called What's it called? Fortnite Battle Royal And I have another version on my phone Oh boy You're a gamer now, dude I love it

No I'm terrible Oh Pretty slow at it So I've been doing that I stay on Twitter all the time Yeah you need to take some breaks I think I like Snapchat better than it used to be I'm the only one apparently

Yeah Because Morgan number 2 or 24 year old over there hates it So it's not cool anymore, I guess. Speaking of that, you want to do what 24-year-olds are thinking cool? That's your cue, Morgan. Okay, we got to do it again. Sorry, it's a new one.

I'm not used to it. There we go. All right, so cold brew and red wine now exists. You can essentially buy coffee with red wine in decaf or non-de-calf. So it's the same mix. It's a mixture of coffee and wine? Yeah, you can drink it together now. And now you don't have to have alcohol or, like, some energy.

So it's like both. Red Bull and vodka, but coffee and wine. I'm not a big fan of either coffee or wine, so it's not disgusting to me, but I guess you want to knock out two birds with one stone. Just make sure you don't drink that one in the morning. Or especially. By the way, thank you. There you go, Morgan.

Amy got pulled over this morning on the way to work. They thought she was drunk. Yeah. I mean, I'm pretty sure he was like, okay, what's up? You on your way home from the clubs? I'm like, no, I'm on my way to work. First of all, I think Amy's giving yourself a little too much credit. Are you on your way home from the clubs?

Because you're such a club looking, go ahead. I know, I have my... You're in your turtleneck. Sweater on. Go ahead, club girl. Yeah, so next thing you know, I'm getting pulled over, and I'm thinking, what in the... Why am I getting pulled over right now?

So I get over and I realize that it's because my lights weren't on. Whoopsy. But my son, I guess, was playing with my car. Like, he was roaming around in my car. And he had switched a little knob from auto to where you had to turn your lights on. And normally I'd just start my car and my lights are on. And he had turned the interior lights on. So those being on while I was driving kept me from realizing that my headlights weren't on.

How did you not turn your lights inside off when you started driving? Because then too late I was driving and they were already on and I would have to pull over. I didn't even have time for that. So at a red light, I decided to pull. my car apart and reach back and do that. And that's when I realized all kinds of things. And the light turned green. He realized I wasn't going. This is why I think he thought I was drinking. Oh my goodness. And then I thought when he was pulling me over, I didn't really think it was for me and

him pull over right away. Oh my goodness. Wow. I didn't get a ticket though. And then I started going 90 because I wanted to get out of his way. So I went super fast. He was young and cool and super nice. He said, where do you work? Oh, you dropped the name? No, I never. What do you think about Bruce Willis? I, um, die hard. Yeah? I don't really think about him.

Never. Married to Demi Moore. You don't think about him on friends as dating Rachel for multiple episodes? I know, I mean, now that you say it, but no, my brain goes to shoot him up in videos. Wait, 63 today. Wow. His top movies are die-hard. Pulp Fiction in the Sixth Sense, meaning the ones that he's known for.

Yeah. So I'll give you an actor. Tell me what you think they're most known for. Okay. Leo DiCaprio. Titanic. No, not even the top three. What?

I know. And I think that's probably an age thing, too, because I don't think 25-year-olds are going Titanic. Okay. Eating Gilbert grape. No, you're going on the wrong direction. Wrong direction. Oh, Wall Street. Okay, so that makes number three.

DeCaprio's biggest movies that he's known for, right? right now are Inception, the Departed, and Wolf of Wall Street. Okay. How about Jennifer Lawrence? Hunger Games. Nailed that one. What do you think else is on there? Joy.

No. Was that the mop movie? Yes. It was really good. One of the ones with Bradley Cooper, all those ones that are the same. Silver linings playbook? Which I thought was pretty fantastic, by the way. And I didn't even plan to watch it.

And I think it just came on. I think a ghost turned it on and I watched it. Oh, it was meant to be. And then American Hustle at number three for her. I saw where she's got a bunch of busts in a row. And now Hollywood's like, is she even a leading lady anymore? Yeah, she is. She's Katna's Everdeen.

Will Ferrell. What do you think? Right now he's most known for. Stepbrothers just came to mind. That basketball movie. Oh, old school. Nope. Talladega Nights, the Ballad of Ricky Bobby.

That's a good movie. Anchorman at number two. Okay, yes. Duh. Reese Witherspoon. You're not. I'm not going to get this one. You're not, and I know you love Reese With Spoon.

What do you think the movie she's known for most? If you're saying I'm not going to get it. I never even heard of this movie. Well, I was going to say Sweet Home Alabama. Not even on my favorites. Okay, then... Number one is wild. Oh, yeah, that's based off the book where she hikes.

Is that new or old? Yeah, I even bought hiking boots just like the one she wore in the movie. Oh, so you know it. I still haven't hiked yet, though, but... Oh. I mean, it makes you want to go leave all your things behind and go hike for a day. You probably shouldn't do that now. You just got two kids?

Yeah, I know. Kind of still makes you want to leave everything behind. Just kidding. Legally blonde is it number two. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And walk the line is at number three. Okay. Finally, what are they known most for?

Ben Affleck. What's his number one movie? How about them apples? What is that one? What's that one called? How about them apples? Goodwill, honey? Yes, that's it.

No. Argo, which was really good. Yeah, based on the truth. story. Gone girl. Oh, that is such a good. That could be true. I don't know if it is. Oh, it's probably been true 100 times. We don't know about it. Yeah, that gone girl's crazy. I like how you say his name. What about a... Ben Affleck. What about Gile? That was like the worst one. Remember him and Jennifer

Lopez were dating and they did that movie together? Yes. Yeah, that's terrible. Did you know, I got to tell you, I got to throw a shout out to Prince Charles. Like this guy has got it all figured out. Now I get it. He's royal and he gets privileges, but this is a privilege that I can incorporate in my life and I don't think it would be that expensive. What does he do? Prince Charles, which by the way, that's Prince Harry's dad, big-eared dude.

He was married to Princess Diana. Yeah. He goes around with his own toilet seat. Boom. He does. He travels with his own toilet seat and he makes someone switch it out every time he goes to the toilet. That's amazing. I mean, that is right up my alley.

If I'm going to be on, there are two things that I want now. One, a parking space. Because they don't give me one. If I'm staying here much longer, I'm getting a parking space. Give them a parking space. And a toilet seat. I want a toilet seat. And I go somewhere, they switch it out for me.

You'd have to pack it, bones. No, no, no. Someone else would. That's the thing. My D. Yeah, I need a toilet. You know, Ed Shearin has someone that carries ketchup? Yes, yes.

I want a toilet seat carrier. There you go. Listen, I'm not, I travel. light, you know, nothing really that Beyonce about me, but I'm learning. I want to park. I don't think the parking space is that crazy, though. But two, I like the toilet seat and then it gets switched out. It's amazing.

I want it to be red. Why haven't we learned about this in the Queen yet? Or the Crown. What's that Joe watching? Four. That's true. That's true. Bones of a red toilet seat may be a little dangerous. You'll never know it's dirty or not, you know? No, it's a new one every time. Oh.

Because what happens is, like, I did stand-up this weekend. I went to Colorado. Spring, which, by the way, if you're listening in Colorado and you came or Wyoming, fantastic crowd. Like, 1,500 people showed up. I didn't even think anybody would show up. So, do my first show on the Red Hoodie Comedy Tour and go. And I have a rider, which means before I go, they have like a couple bars, like Cliff bars, have water.

What else? So I have socks. I always have a toothbrush and the toothpaste? Yeah, I have, but that's it. I don't have anything crazy. And so, but, uh, red toilet seat. There's a new toilet seat. That's crazy, man.

He also talks about his wardrobe. He changes clothes five times a day. What? And at all times, he carries a flask filled with a martini. Wow. What is this life? That's pretty cool. It's called the prince.

Yeah, it's royalty. Yeah, it's called being a prince. The high life. Five times a day. All of that, though, all I want to toilet seat. I don't care about the jewels, the martini. Man, that's what one day I'm going to get to that level. Man, we can be on to something with a despise.

disposable toilet seat. They do have those. This paper that you throw away when you're done. Yeah, it's already. Yeah. So, let's say food comes and they messed up your order

just a little bit, Amy. Do you send it back? I mean, sort of. I talk to them about it. I mean, I might be like, hey, just FYI. Like, if I did not want

raw red onions on there and it's covered in raw red onions, I'm going to need a new salad. So what I'll do, I'll pick them out. Oh, I'd be super nice about it? No, no, no, I know.

Listen, I waited tables for years. And I'll read you the story. A new survey found that most Americans are uncomfortable sending back food. Listen, if it's wrong, it should be sent back. In the world of everything is perfect and normal and morality rule supreme, and we just want the right thing, you send it back. As someone who used to wait tables, if someone sends it back, I would see other waiters fart on food.

What? I would see them take their hand and put it in it. Okay, we need to grow up. We do in many ways But all I'm saying is if you send it back There's always that risk It's not a probable But it's a possible that your food's gonna get messed with

And it's not fair because if it comes out wrong It should be fixed Yeah, it should be fixed Yes But for me I'm not sending it back Unless it's just If I order a steak

And It comes out chicken Out comes iceberg Which What do you do? I probably just eat the iceberg waves. But yeah, most people are, like, it's too uncomfortable, it's too awkward, and they don't even want to know what it's done in the back. Well, I can tell you, someone who waited tables, sometimes if the waiter is, one, just a jerk or having a bad day, then you need the thing, too, about waiting tables?

And I thought about this at the time, but even more so now as someone who goes to a restaurant. I went to a restaurant last night, had dinner. Me and dinner, at the end of the meal, like, okay, I'll pay this check, give them my credit card, they take my credit card and they disappear to some part of the building. I don't even know where they are. Here I am. I'm doing commercials for LifeLock. I think LifeLock's fantastic.

And I'm like, protect your identity. And then I give this one of my credit card to go in the back and take pictures of. Yeah. Probably buying purses and... Take a carbon copy. Guns and shoes. Yeah. Bring the credit card machine to the table.

table. Yeah, bring back that old swiper, the one you just put in... But that's what they do in other countries. They bring the swiper to the table. Yeah. Or like at the Apple store, they wear it around their belt. Yeah, that's all carry our belt. But they have that app now.

It's called... You plug it into your phone with a headphone jacket. Square. Square, yeah. Restaurants should have this because I give them the credit card and they disappear to the back. Go do what you must. And please return with my credit card and identity, please.

But, yeah, that's a weird thing. thing that we do here. And we do it. No problem. Yeah, yeah. By the way, here's my laptop and my password. Go on to the back. Yeah. Take 10 minutes with it. Let me know what you find. You know, and I think it was Best Buy, I think, that they were working with the FBI and the

Geek Squad was turning over people's information. Yeah. What? Yeah. Because, you know, they get into computers. Stop it. Yeah. And now they weren't just giving it all away, but if they found stuff that they thought it was suspicious, they would turn it over.

But that's not their job. That seems a little shady Oh yeah, it's a little shady Well, Facebook got busted again Because like 50 million people's data Was mined for political reasons Because these people figured out to do polls So they got into your accounts

And they found all your info Oh wow I read this whole story where Facebook's basically Just surveillance Delete out Delete out Get out that Facebook All Facebook is is people

yelling at each other anyway It is a bad place It's a screaming match I go on Facebook I go on Facebook I go on to see my sister's kids. I go on to see if anybody's playing Farmville. People are still playing Farmville?

Oh, yeah. I go on to see. I didn't know Farmville was still around. That's crazy. Some people are like, I will trade you one pig for a wooden plank. And I'm, what? You're still doing that? So I'm not trying to go to Facebook.

The weird thing about Facebook, too, is people will get on and send me mean messages on our show page. I can click their name. And, hey, Becky, I can see. where you go to church. Yeah. I can see your nieces and nephews. All your kids. I know everything about you.

Oh, that's my favorite is when people are so nasty and mean and then you go to their profile and their first thing is like, let God smile take you through the day. I'm like, you just call me a douche. It's a video of them swinging their child at the park. Yeah. Yeah. They're like, you just curse me out about a segment. Yeah.

And all of a sudden it's them and Pastor Ron. Yeah. As their profile picture. Pastor. Yeah, man. Hashtag Jesus. Yes. Someone was getting after me.

good the other day. I mean, just give me the business. I don't even know before. No, I go to their page and it's like, let a smile lead you through the day. Yeah, lead you through the day. Come on. Yeah, rude. Rude. Yeah, we have the skinny to do. Bobby Bonson.

The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Luke Bryan did a shoey during his concert in Sydney, Australia. And if you're not familiar with what a shoey is, it's where you drink beer out of a shoe. in, and in this case, Luke did it out of a boot.

He's to a same last shot. Never done that. And now I have hepatitis. Yeah. It's so gross. And then he threw the boot back into the crowd. What's he going to do? Keep it for posterity?

I don't know, but somebody got that boot that he drank out of his first shoey. Tickets for Avengers Infinity War, they went on sale this weekend. And within six hours, broke in the record for the fastest selling superhero movie in the first 24 hours. The previous record holder was Batman versus Superman, so I think it's safe to say people are pretty pumped about Avengers Infinity War. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds. Gini. Folks, it's your buddy and mind. Mr. Bobby Bones.

Let me know. We're transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right. Baby. Over to Amy. A morning corny. Did you hear about the guy who got sick after eating expired mayonnaise?

I did not. He's recovering at the Mayo Clinic. Morning Corny Yeah, yeah, yeah So I started my stand-up comedy tour, the Red Hoodie Comedy Tour, in Colorado Springs And man, did you guys come out? I appreciate that.

So many people. Well, can I? Yes, but can I say it too, I'm going to apologize for all the drunks who were there. Please don't judge Colorado Springs by the crazies who were there. What do you mean crazies? know, here's the thing. So I go out and I'm doing my comedy show and it was the first one of the whole tour and I go out and I say, okay, hey, listen, we're not going to have any phones because I'm just talking. So let's just, I'll take pictures now. Take some pictures. We all take pictures.

All the phones come out. I said, so put them away because I can't have you put in this material up online. Different than a concert where you can record all you want. You've heard the song anyway. So put all the phones away and everybody's, nobody can't. I mean, that wasn't a big deal, right? Stacey, like I said, hey, take your pictures and we'll get it out of the way. Oh, absolutely. We were totally fine with that. Nobody's upset about that. And there are 1,500 people there. Yeah. So, which again, I was

surprised that many people will come to a show in Colorado Springs. So a couple drunk people. And at one point, I just got, I felt like I'm the voice of the people. I told them to shut up. So they were just being loud or they were like, when Bobby said shut up, everybody

clapped for Bobby saying that because we all wanted them to shut up too. They were just a couple, and they weren't heckling. They were, they'd been drinking too much, and they were very excited. Okay. And they kept yelling things. The thing about spoken word is, if you yell something, it disrupts my pattern of joke. Oh, spoken word.

It is. It's different than a song where you can play through it. If I'm talking and someone yells and have to stop, it's all, jokes are all about timing. And I was like, hey, shut up. You're ruining my jokes. No, I don't say, shut up, and the crowd erupted. It was probably the best thing I said all night. Right, Sandy?

No, you were really funny. I've actually thought you were very, very funny. Well, thank you very much. Thank you for coming, and hopefully I'll come back soon. I started off with a nice little joke I wrote for the night. I said, because it is so dry in Colorado. I said, it is drier here than Betty White's butt. Oh, you know, whatever.

I didn't finish that word out. And they laugh pretty good, yeah. Yes. I was glad I didn't bring my kids with me. I didn't curse. I said, but oh. Oh, okay, gosh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So what? I didn't finish it. You have to go to the show to get the full joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'll be in Pittsburgh. I'll be in New Orleans.

We got to take it's lunchbox. You want to go? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But is it dry there? Because will you tell that joke? No, I can't tell anywhere else. Yeah, that's only a high altitude. And I said, I'm just going to turn out to Tim McGraw on you guys and dehydrate and.

Oh, so these are just, um, I always write little some jokes that are specific to that night. So you can share them now because it's already happened. Yeah, yeah, that's what. And they're not even that funny. I was just like, dang. Sometimes you laugh at yourself there, and you think it's really funny, and you're laughing, and nobody's laughing?

It was my first show, so there's a lot of stuff that didn't work. But some stuff worked really good, and I did think it would. It's just the nature of the business, man. And you remember it all? Do you go offstage sometimes, and you have someone, like, keeping note,

like, you really got a lot of laughs here? No, I remember it all. Oh, you do? Yeah. I keep track as we go. Okay. But, yeah, that was me. That's what I did.

That's fun. We'll have to check it out. No, you don't. I need to know the rest. Yeah. Yes, we don't get to hear anything. You don't tell us any of the jokes here. So, yeah, we have to go to a show to find out.

I don't have any tickets left. Oh, man. Pittsburgh just sold out. New Orleans just sold out. Charles and South Carolina sold out. Sorry, guys. Oh, we should have asked her if he told any jokes about us. I did.

We're supposed to make money off of that. Oh, yeah. Of course that. No, you have to sue me. Oh. Yeah, yeah. And not to bum everybody out, and I didn't talk about it last week, but I had to put my dog down on Wednesday of last week, which sucked.

And so I came into the show Thursday and Friday. I didn't say anything about it because I know if I did. And I don't know that I'm in the right emotional spot now to talk about it, but I can't not talk about it. Even in my comedy show this week, and I never do this. So I probably met 100 people before the show. And I had my tour manager go to just say, don't say anything about the dog. Because not even just for me, I don't want people to feel like they had to say something.

Right. Because if someone comes up and goes, hey, I'm sorry, you lost your dog. and then someone behind them hears that, then they have to go, oh, I have to say it too now. So we just didn't talk about it. And I don't want to talk about it. I mean, I think that that makes sense to do that.

Yeah, so my dog, he had about six, well, longer than that actually, seven and a half months or so ago. And my dog was almost 15. Basically, just been me and him forever. I mean, really, it's just been me and him. And so he had a blood cancer. And so I took him to the vet

And he said, hey, he's got about six months left. He said, if you want to do surgery. And I said, well, with the surgery, can he get back and be healthy? Because that's what I want. I don't want a dog who, and I don't want my dog to not be healthy. I'm not going to keep him around for me.

And he said, yeah, I think he can. But I don't know that it's a long term. He's an older dog now. And so he had the surgery seven and a half months ago. And the vet said he's got about six months left. And that sucker lived longer. I knew he would, and he did. Like my selfish goal was he'd make it to my birthday.

He didn't quite make it there. But so Wednesday of last week, because Tuesday night I was up all night. I didn't say anything about it on the show because I knew in my heart what was about to happen after the show was over. And so Tuesday night, I was up all night with the dog of last week. And then Wednesday, I had to drive up in the afternoon.

And they told me because I went up early and they said, if you take him home, he may not make it back. I wasn't going to take him up and leave him in the hospital all day. And on my Instagram, there's a pick, because I put up a bunch of pictures,

like four or five pictures. And there's one of us laying on the bed and you see his collar. And that was him coming back home. I was like, we're just going to go hang out at the house and spend where we've spent most of our time is in my bed,

because I don't leave my bedroom. Yeah. So we went up and we spent a few hours up there and it sucked. And I took him down. And yeah, and they put him to sleep. sleep. It was terrible. And so, you know, people will lose dogs and sucks. You know, for me,

it just sucks because it's really like the thing that, don't cry. No, but this is the part where it gets more than a dog. And it's, yeah, we're, I mean, I'm just worried about you. It's the only thing you've ever loved. And I feel weird, even. even, I'm just going to tell you what I thought and I feel weird even thinking. No, go ahead. And I even said it out loud to a friend and she, who knows you well, and she was kind of like, yeah, I thought the same thing. But it's so crazy because you've lost your mom.

Go ahead. Just speak out of love. And I'm almost more worried about you losing your dog than I was when you lost your mom. And that's a weird thing to say, but I thought the same thing. It's so weird. Yeah. So just as a backstory for that, my mom had troubles with drugs and alcohol, and we never were able to really get super close because of that. And she was in and out and my grandma adopted

me. If you're new to the show, yeah, I bounced around as a bit as a kid. We all come from different situations. And mine definitely wasn't the worst, but it wasn't good. And so, we were on food stamps and I was adopted for a while and my real dad left. And there was just a lot of things. And later on, my stepdad came in when I was a teenager and it definitely took a better turn, but it was rough. But I don't ever remember telling anybody that's a human that I loved them. We didn't say that where I grew up. It just didn't happen. And so I never said that to a girlfriend, but man, I love that dog. And I think I put a little bit of what I was scared to give everybody else into that dog. I would agree. And so, yeah, so Wednesday,

it was rough man it was rough and Thursday it was rough and Friday it was rough and I went and people have lost dogs before and I get I in friends and parents and and it is and you know I'm again I miss my mom too but yeah I mean this that 14 years out with a dog is the longest I've ever had anything so it sucks and now I'm a little hardened right now to it I every once in a while something will sweep in and I'll break down a bit. Last night I was looking at a book. Their friend made me and my dog. But yeah, it sucks.

Well, and that's what, and I think, I don't know, having stuff like that that you can look at and processing it properly is what I think you need to do. And those that really care about you are worried that you're going to compartmentalize it and put it away and not. That's what I've been doing. Imagine. Well, I know that's what you've already been doing.

I'm doing it right now. Yes, I know. And you're excellent at doing it. Case and point, when your mom did die, you found out live on the air. Basically, we were in a song, break, and your sister had called. And you went back on air

and continued with the rest of the show like nothing happened. But you were able, I knew you were hurting, but you were able to set it aside and carry on. Same thing with this. You were up Tuesday night. Like you did it on Wednesday.

You didn't let the world know till, not the world, but you didn't put it out there until Friday. After the show. After the show. And you carried on, like you're able to just function, especially something that means that much to you. Like I kind of thought, oh my gosh, the day that it comes, like I don't even know

if he'll be able to come to work because it's so crazy. But you are the master at putting in a box, setting aside. I think I had to do that as a kid so much. I know. I know. No, I don't. But there has to come a time where you have to, I mean, this is, this is a chance for you to face this one head on and process it properly so that you heal and you don't harden towards something in this area too. I think I'm just hard.

I'm hard head. You don't have to be. All of it. So, yeah, I had to put my dog down Wednesday. And it sucked. And it sucks. I walk down, I look at the couch, because if he's not upstairs, I'm like, he's still not on the couch. Like, I still sleep on the very.

to the bed. I don't have to anymore. It's weird, man. I've never had a house without the dog. You know, my whole adult life just about has been me and that dog. So it stinks. I've cried a lot. I'm not crying right now because I'm in work mode. I had to go do Santa Monica for an hour and a half. You know, I feel like it. I did. The crowd was so good. They were really kind to me. And I had a joke, I told about it because I knew everybody was wondering what I was going to say. They knew I wasn't like ready to be Mr. Comedy, man. But, yeah, a lot of people reached out too, and I appreciate it. Except for one of my ex-girlfriends reached out.

Like, hardcore. Yeah. Lindsay, Kara, Megan, all my, they all were like, boom, just because they knew how important it was. The dog, yes, yeah. I mean, that's. Amy brought over a big box yesterday with, it's on my Insta story of, like, cereal and candy. I mean, I'm not talking about a box. I'm talking about a crate.

Like, they pull the straight off the ocean. liner, one of those type size crates. Emotional support box. The last five days I've just ate anything I wanted. I just didn't care. I'm talking about, I think I went to Sonic three times. I've eaten ice cream. I mean, right now I feel like garbage, but

I know. I know. At the time, you're like, oh, okay, I'm feeling better because of eating all this, I'm eating my feelings. And then about 24 hours later, and you're a little bloated and puffy. You're like, okay. Yeah, well, and then Amy comes and she gives me a pair of two. comes and she comes and goes, hey, I gave you some sweats. And so they're really nice sweats too. They were Lulu Lemon. Only the nicest. And she says here. And so, but they're smalls, right? She gives me two

pair of small pants. Now, I always feel for a man, you size up, just if you're wondering. And for a woman, you size down in case you're wondering. Yeah. That is probably the unspoken rule. Yeah. And so Amy brings me to go, I think these are your size. She gives me two small pair of pants. And so a little bit I'm offended. And then I put them on and they feel a little too big stuff. Oh my good. We held them up in the store. I have them on right now. I know. I mean, we must have looked between the small and the

medium for 15 minutes. We were like, God, don't want to be offensive. Don't want to give a dude a small. I'm a little now. And then when we were checking out, we confirmed with the cash register dude, like, of waist size and he's like, sounds like a small to me. We were like, okay.

Well, all this being said, it really stinks. I'm hurting. I've hurt. I will also, as my head coach, Vagandolph would say, the sun will come up tomorrow with me or without me. So the sun comes up. Worst things are going to happen, better things are going to happen. But it does stink. And yeah, so it's weird. And I'm moving. I'm out of that house. I bought the house just for the dog. Like, that's how much I love that thing. When it was like, you got to find a house because my place flooded, where's the best backyard? Because all I care about that dog. So the house I live in now, I bought it just because of the dog. So I'm out.

I don't know how fast I can get out of there, but I'm moving. I'm like, I can't stay in the house. Yeah. So yeah, that's the deal. I don't plan on talking about it a whole lot more, at least not now, because I'm just trying not to be emotional on the air right now, because then I got to turn the mics off and it's all awkward and then lunch it's like, stop crying. Lunch did send me a nice message yesterday. Yeah. He cannot ever really say anything about crying Oh, that's true. One time. One time only I can talk about crying.

That was a big deal. Well, this is a big deal, too. I didn't say I would say anything about this. Lunch did send me a nice message. It was kind of funny, too. Can I read your message? Do you care? I don't care.

He did humor? Yeah. No, it was actually kind and humorous. Oh. I mean, that's how Bobby does it. He likes humor to make... I do like humor. Things that are...

I get so many nice messages. I'm telling you, man. And it was one of those things where you go, Man, I just don't want, and I did it Friday after the show because I was on flights. No one was going to see me really. But here, he says, hey man, really started to hear, but it's from lunchbox, right? Hey man, sorry to hear about Dusty. You guys had a great run together.

He tried to run away a few times, but he realized life on the streets is as much fun as rides in that really nice car you have. I know nothing can, I can say can make you feel better. But if you need anything, let me know. That's real nice of him. So. Shotgun. Yeah, that's why I wrote on my Instagram.

He's a shotgun rider and my, my, My nut kicker and I was sleeping. So, yeah, so 14 years. Well, that's why some people were doing hashtag nut kicker. Okay. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah.

That's why. Because he sleeps in between my legs every night. I know. For 14 years he slept between my knees. And I sleep and I'm just like, what? I have dreams about it. It's still new. I know.

It's fresh. And again, it's not the worst thing to happen to anybody. And I have to put that perspective. It sucks, but it's not the worst. So yes, to wrap, to conclude this segment. Wednesday of last week I had to put my dog down and it's, he beat cancer twice. And the third time, I think age and a really bad one got him. And I appreciate all the listeners.

Listeners have been donating to Austin Pets Alive, which is a organization that I work with. I saw that. That's sweet and special and thoughtful in all the things. Are you kidding me? It's just like I don't deserve for people to care that much about me. And so I, I'm done talking about it, but I appreciate you guys. And I wrote something on Instagram. You can see it if you want.

look if not don't go look. Otherwise, I'm done. That's a wrap. I'll see you tomorrow. Oh, we're not done? No. Oh, I've got to play that really well-written song I think you about. Cannot wait.

I heard this song. First of all, I think it's so well-written. Secondly, I think the reason I like it so much is because it reminds me in me. Oh. Yeah. And it reminds me of me being like, I'm going to hold it. Sad and lonely? Not really.

Sad and lonely. Okay. But difficult to find... Start it from the bottom hour here. Just hurry up so we can play it. Okay, we'll do it coming up. Coming up, I do want to talk about this... He's famous and he's in his 70s.

It's not Mick Jagger. And he's dead into a 20-year-old Instagram model. It's another celebrity. I'll tell you about that in a minute. Because it's crazy. That's her profession Instagram model? I think so. Isn't that what it says?

That's what she does, huh? Yeah. Yeah. I need to announce this, though, and I'm announcing it so everybody can hear it, because I don't care. If you want to come to Nashville and watch this show, I'd love for you to. I have my class of 2018, wherever year I pick five artists, and I go, this is the class of 2018. Like, I think this year is when they really start. They can have big things happen to them.

We're tomorrow putting tickets up. I'm doing the class of 2018 acoustic jam with all five of the artists. Did you know this? No. I mean, I'll not until I heard you talking about it today. Oh, that's right. we talked about earlier. I guess you did know, but only from the show.

Right. So tickets go on itself tomorrow at bobbybones.com. But these are the five artists that I've picked to be in my class of 2018 and they're all going to show up and play. So people like Morgan Evans. Sometimes you got to kiss somebody in the back of the cab or on a subway train. Jimmy Allen. Because when you smile, I see the sun sink down on a coast out of California.

Cassie Ashton. I was all in a ho. Brandon Ray Oh, I'm done with small talking And Jillian Jacqueline We've got all our reasons So they go on sell tomorrow Bobbybones.com

Come to Nashville, come to the show It's in a place called Analog at the Hutton Hotel So tomorrow they'll go and sell And it'd be fun All five of them Coming to play And it's a pro seance benefit

musicians on call So I ain't pocketed in anything At least not that I want to tell you guys about No, I'm definitely not. But more details to it, Bobby Bones.com. I'll put that up on my Instagram. You know that snapping turtle that ate the puppy? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

The teacher fed this whole story's crazy. The teacher there was this puppy in front of the class. He fed the puppy to a snapping turtle. Correct. Snap and turtle ate it. Teacher suspended.

But now they had to put the snapping turtle down. Which, why the snap and turtle do on? Wait, what does a snap and turtle do on? It's a puppy, I guess. Well, but the puppy was given to him. The snapping turtle who was fed a puppy in front of students has been euthanized.

No. Right? The snap turtle is a new crap, except eat what the stupid teacher gave him. The Idaho Department of Fish and Game seized the turtle and turn it over to the Department of Ag and they euthanize them. The snapping turtle's been in possession of Preston Jr. High School, Robert Crossland,

who is accused of feeding a puppy to the turtle. What's up about this dude feeding a puppy? I know that they said the puppy was sick. It doesn't matter. Why are you doing it in front of kids, too? So this story just keeps getting worse. That snappertle didn't do anything but be a snapping turtle. The snapping turtle went snapping turtle.

He had a puppy. That teacher should go to jail. Just to set a precedent. We don't feed puppies to other animals. I agree. In front of kids. Poor snapping turtle. I said we put one of those things with their hands in their head.

Oh, like the old days? Yeah. In the Middum? In town square, they have that wood thing where you put your head and your hands in there. With a blade that comes and chops. No, no, that's the guillotine.

We're not trying to get it. Yeah, shame him. Oh. Put his hand and his head through there. No, not the guillotine. I thought he had like the executioner with a bag over his head. Yeah, Eddie, whoa.

Slow down. Slow down. Maybe he just stands on a corner with a sign that says, I fed a... No. Somebody beat him up. No, off with his head.

Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right. Ah, here he is. Turn it up.

Come, Bobby. So much to talk about, I don't know where you want to start. Two glasses of wine helps you lose weight, apparently. Huh. So I can read you this story. A weaker in a sitting. Scientists have suggested that two glasses of wine before bed could help you lose weight. Oh, daily.

The study comes from Washington State University and Harvard, where they did this thing together where they say, there's something called reservatrol in wine that helps you lose weight and it controlled. And it does whatever it does, all the science here. But they've suggested that it suppresses your appetite. And even if you're not a big drinker, you can still drink a couple glasses of wine before you go to bed. Now, I don't drink.

I've never had a drink of alcohol. I'm not against alcohol. As a matter of fact, I was having a pretty rough time this weekend on my dog passing away. And I was in Colorado and I thought, should I just get an edible? I honestly, I honestly didn't. Okay. Now, I have no moral judgment. You want to smoke weed?

What do I care? You don't hurt anybody. I don't get behind a wheel of a car. But I never have. I've never tried anything. I've never smoked a cigarette. Never tried weed. Never drank alcohol.

The cigarette's not appealing to me at all. Actually disgusting. The other stuff, I would go, huh. I just know I would do all of it. Like, I would eat all the gummy bears. No, you can't do that. No, no, but I would. I would.

I would go, ooh. But I did go. I did think, because I was having a rough time. I was like, man, maybe I just take me an edible, eat me an edible and make me feel good. But I've never been high, so I don't know what that's like. So I didn't. But I did go, do there any stores around? I was just curious.

Yeah, it's wondering where they're at. Yeah, like, hmm, if I were to hit Google Maps, how close would it say a store is? Probably close. Yeah. And I made a joke about it just in general to the, at my stand-up show in Colorado Springs. They laughed out at it hard, which made me think that even our listeners there are like, it is what it is. It's weird to me that alcohol is legal and something that grows out of the ground isn't.

That's so weird to me. I was reading the whole history of it. Someone just made a decision at one point. Let's go, this is fair. This one isn't. It's just a decision. I know. And when you're told for so long that this is the law and this is not the law, then you lean towards what the law is.

And even we've changed. And Amy's talked about our story when our mom. mom wasn't eating and her mom had cancer really bad and you first it was well she was she was prescribed like a like a synthetic marijuana which is a pill which was given to her by the hospital then you guys just start rolling dupes huh well yeah yeah what you say yeah doby yeah it came to a point and my mom listen she wasn't like she was nervous about it but it was it was something that we had to do because she was in a state where it wasn't legal and at the time I think probably me and my sister and my mom are probably like,

oh, you're just not really into weed or not those people. And maybe it shouldn't be legal. But once you experience it, at least medicinally, you're like, okay, we probably need to revisit this, especially because if it's legal to prescribe it in a synthetic form, manmade, and people are making, like, tons of money off of it, why not have something that's safe and effective and more natural and holistic for you? And your mom wasn't eating because of the chemo.

No, she lost tons of weight. And that made her eat? Oh, yeah. But she couldn't, like when she stood up one time and she went over, she even was in a little bit of pain and wasn't walking that well. And she popped right up off the couch. Remember we were watching the voice, which she, you know, for certain reasons that was hilarious that night. And she stood up really quick and went over to this snack table that we had made at the bar. And she started making her own plate of food and eating it. And she sat back down. And she's like, I don't really know if it's working. And we all looked around and were like, mom, it's working. You're feeling good. You just got up and went made a plate of food. You're good. Well, I thought about it.

As always, I didn't do it. If there's fun to be had, I don't have it. You know what I mean? That's the way you roll. Yeah, that's how I roll. Like, well, this would be an interesting life experience. Nah. But two glasses of red wine before dinner.

Hit it up. It seems like that wine's good for you. I might try it. Let me try it two glasses before the show. You know what I mean? Hear my favorite songs on the radio right now. Landco Born to Love You

That's such a world From South to North That's such a jam That album is so good Landco Born to Love you Save that one

So I know Wherever I go And whatever I do I was born to love you I was born to love you You You can tell I listen that one Is that you

Yeah Yeah So I love that Landco born to love you Still love this when it comes on the radio. Everything's going to be. David Lee Murphy.

This song is the jam. Everything's going to be all right. I don't worry about nothing. Don't go hitting that panic. But spilling your drink. Everything's going to be all right. That song is so good to me. So I'm nod at my head.

I said that's for sure. Like that's just like a feel good song. I'm driving on the road. I don't feel good. I feel good. I'm going to tell you this other one. I was on IHartRadio listened to one of the new country playlists.

And I've heard the song before because I listened to the whole album when it came out, but this song struck me. It's so well written, too. And I'm not a snob about lyrics. I think some of lyrics are supposed to exist to be awesome

and some are just supposed to make you feel like good for no reason. Okay. This song is called Stars in the City from Old Dominion. They write songs like champs anyway. Probably the best song writing group. because they were all songwriters

they made a band. So here, and it's called Stars in the City. And it reminds me of me because it's about a woman who finds a guy, and even though it's super flawed, she can still find the stars while she's in the city. Like she finds the good part of something. Wow. So here's the hook of it.

I don't know how she does it, but she can see the stars in the city. It's a diamond weather. The world's glitter and I heard that song and I was like, man, I appreciate every girlfriend that's ever dated in me because I'm a big pile of crap. And they found that diamond. in the crap.

Thank you, Amy. That's such a good, yes. I'm telling you, it resonated with me hard. Yeah. Let's not agree too much. Amy's like, amen to death. It's like, it's like, boy trying to hear one. It's like, uh-huh.

That's right. Yeah. That's right. That's right. Yeah. So it's from Old Dominion, Stars in the City. And it's not, I don't, it could be the next single. Probably will be, because it was on our playlist on

Hot Radio. But I heard it and I was like, you know how you get chill-bom sometimes because something about it resonates with you? Yeah. This is Stars in the City from Old Dominion. When you turned down on 42nd Street almost hit another car. Spilled my coffee on my jeans

and I said, Oh, they're ruined now. She said, oh, they're better now. It's just a matter of perspective. She kissed my cheek. It's a little imperfections and make them unique. I don't know how she does it, but she can see the stars in the city.

I don't think there's any way I can possibly not finish last in the bracket. What? Oh, every team I've picked is dead. Both of my championships done. I pick Virginia and Michigan State. They're out. I don't think there's any way I can not lose. So you think you're going to...

Mathematically, right? There is a mathematical chance that you can still be okay. Oh, well... Barely. Barely. Like, I'm talking about... Barely. Do what happened.

If your bracket's good... you know nothing about basketball. Correct. Oh. How am I doing? Pretty good. Pretty good. Amy, you're like in second place.

Woo! Yeah! So, yeah, yeah, yeah. But if whoever loses that is to wear their under on top of their pants for a whole day and then go sing out of a little teapot in that in a public place. Probably me. I've already accepted that. But yeah, there's that.

By the way, lunchbox is such a liar. What happened? Uh-oh. Well, just because I was listening to a commercial he was doing. Is this the gym commercial? Did you hear it too? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He lies so much about what time he wakes up in the morning.

He doesn't wake up at 3 o'clock in the morning. Here, this is lunchbox doing a Planet Fitness commercial. There's not a lot you can get for just $10 a month. Well, that's why you got to go by Planet Fitness and get a gym membership for just $10 a month. It's lunchbox from the Bobby Bone Show, and I signed up because, A, it's affordable. And they're open 24 hours a day, seven days a week. So no matter what your schedule is, like me, I get up at 3 a.m. Bull crap.

You do not wake up at 3 a.m. Just say you wake up at 4.30 or one minute before the show starts. I'm there. If I want to go work out, I can go. You don't go work out before the show. I said if I want to. You can go after the show. But I don't.

I said, but if I want to, I could go work out before the show. So I'm not a liar. All I said was I get up a little earlier than 3 a.m. A little earlier than I really do. So just say, you got a plan of fitness, but you do it between naps or something. Like me. Like me, I nap when I get home and I nap later and I find an hour in between and go to Planet Fitness. Right.

I heard it on the radio drive and I was like, he's such, he's so full crap. Why do you do that? I was just trying to highlight that they are open 24 hours a day, seven days a week. I wake up early. Maybe you want to go work out before work. But you're blatantly telling a lie. Now there's some days I get up at 3 a.m. Yeah, if you have like diarrhea or something.

I wake up. Some days on my belly hurts. I wake up at 3. Like, I woke up the other day at 3 a.m. to go pee. Yeah. You know what time I wake up every day? 3 a.m. If I were saying that, it would be real.

Yeah. No, I see you. But work out. If I were your schedule, it's like me, I'd get up at 3 a.m. Bull. Crap. I heard that. All right.

I actually heard it last week and told Mike D. Hey, make a note. I heard of like Thursday last week. They make a note so I can call lunchbox out about this. This guy's lying again. Yeah. This guy in his tall tails. Guys, come on.

You're not supposed to catch those old things. I listen to the radio, man. Let's show Old Dominion hit hit. Listeners have to trust us. Hmm? Trust us with our commercial, what we endorse. They have to be able to trust us.

Yeah, and if we're lying, we call each other out. Yeah, yeah. That's crazy. That's the way to come back. We were listening to Atlanta during the break. Yeah. I had it still up, I guess. Greetings, friends.

There you are. You can tell what we do during commercials. We listen to songs and sing along. Hello. So by the way, I mentioned this. Do you know this song right here, Amy? Yes. Do you know who sings it?

Don McLean, 72 years old, dating a 24-year-old Instagram model. How do you feel about that? 34, 44, 54, 64, 64, so there's like 50 years. Wow, basically. I mean, I, ew. Lunchbox Teddy Phil I think he's awesome That is amazing that he can do that

He isn't like money involved Like he's just buying her lots and stuff Who cares? If she's okay with it And he's getting a haughty like that Hey It's better than having a 75 year old What if a 75 year old's different love

He's not worried about love The American Pye singer is romancinger The Vivacious Paris Dillon Amy, I sent you a picture of him right now so you can see it. Is there a picture of her? She's hot. Yes. I don't know.

Oh, no. The duo appears to be serious as they spent Christmas together. They're still together. There's a 48-year-old difference. What's your name, Vones? Her name is Paris D-L-A-N. P. She's hot.

Yeah, she's hot. No, no, no. That's his granddaughter. What's he look like? Her grandpa. Oh, my God. No, that is not. No.

It's bad. No. That looks like the dude that runs the bunny ranch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The big guy. Oh, my. She kind of looks like, she's trying to maybe look like a little bit Kim Kardashian-ish. Aspiring model, man.

Maybe they have a light in common, like, creatively. She probably likes his song. Like all of us. What's that mean, Papa? You remember the day the music died? Girlfriend. No, you don't. You weren't born.

That's right. She wasn't like when Alia died. I don't know. I know. Then good old boys would drink and whiskey and rye. To Easter on, though. This will be the day that I die. As a jam.

Oh, yeah. A long jam. You know what? He deserves it. What can I say? Because of this song. He wrote a great head. He deserves it. The Babo show.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. Well, Sonic is going to start selling pickle juice slushes this summer. That sounds really good. And I used to not be a believer until I had a piccadilly, which is, is strawberry and pickles and a snow cone. I'm in the church of pickles now when it comes to that.

I love it. Yeah. It's basically like a snow cone flavored with sweet pickle juice syrup. I crushed some Sonic this weekend. Did you? What'd you get?

Hard. So I've been emotional eating. If you missed it this morning, my dog passed away. And so I just ate. That's what I did. And I got a number eight. I remember the order number.

Because I don't... It's tough. I believe if you look it up. Let me look it up. chicken, fried chicken tenders, and I had tots, and I had an ice cream cone, and I had

it probably came with some bread on the side. The tots. That was the bread. And then I had the... No, number eight's the foot long. Oh, it is. Maybe it where I was. I don't know. I don't know, dude. That's my name of college. Oh, no, the jumbo popcorn

chicken? I don't know, Eddie. Go ahead. Okay, well, speaking of food, there was a guy that ate Chippole every day for $500. days. He set the record, yeah. He set the record, and then Chipotle turned around and did something pretty cool. They donated the amount of money he'd spent on food up to that point to a cancer charity. I heard now he's going, I'm done. Oh, yeah, he's done. His last, his last order of Chipotle was a mini cassidia, and that officially ended his streak. I like that, though,

because I eat the same thing most days, almost every day, because I'm to think about it. I go eat the same thing. No thought. Put him to lunch. It's just ready. I have. You know what I've been eating for the last three weeks? Girl chicken and cauliflower that's like mashed potatoes. Yeah. That's why eat every day for lunch. What? Just boring.

That's just boring. That's it. I love food so much that that just makes fun. Yeah, I love food as much as you do. I know. But when you say stuff like that, that makes my taste buds just be like, oh. Well, Bobby's just discipline. I know.

All right, go ahead. Well, Chloe Kardashian. So she had to move to Cleveland because I guess her baby daddy plays for them. Tristan, yes. Tristan Thompson? Yes. Okay, so get this. Her OBGYN, who's supposed to deliver her baby, is on call.

Does not live in Cleveland, though. So basically, he can't have anything else or she cannot have anything else going on. And the minute she has any contraction has to hop on a private jet and fly to Cleveland to help deliver her baby. That's not a bad gig. You can sit around. That's right. But not even, you can just sit around your own home and then you hop on a private plane and get there. Hopefully in time.

And lastly, the backstreet. boys, they're opening a restaurant called Backstreet Barbecue if you're wondering who they're up to. You know, I will direct message a bit with Chris Kurt Patrick. Name. Drop! But he's from in sync. But I mean, hold on. Dang, I didn't even realize that.

Yeah, no, yeah. I know. I was like, so is he hinted about barbecue? No, no, no. But, you know, I like it that those guys are still around and making things happen. Yeah, they're not disappearing. Yeah. And they're still working together, wheeling and dealing.

Love it. Yeah. Those Backstreet boys, man, they're playing in Vegas. They're playing with the Georgia Line guys. Yeah. Look at that. And now they're making barbecue. Backstreet barbecue.

Yeah, Backstreet barbecue. Should be easy to find. I mean, I wonder if they only play like. Why would be easy to find? Because it's on the back street. No. Oh. Because, I mean, the name.

It's easy to remember the name. Oh. Backstreet barbecue. Oh, boy. What city do they opening that in? There are details about location, but two of them are from. Easy to find. Easy to find.

Somewhere in America. Nick, Carter was saying that since some one were from Kentucky and some of them are from Florida, they know about barbecue and it'll be finger-licking good.

And I was like, that's somebody else's slogan, Nick. He's like, it's gonna be so good at melting your mouth on your hand. Guys, you can't do that.

I was like, Nick, slow down. Our barbecue is going to be so good. You can't pop this one. Yeah. I don't know. Yum. Backstreet boy barbecue.

Yum. I think their business mind's not all there. Guys, you gotta get it together. It's like, back street boy barbecue. Just do it. The home of the, you watch your baby, bag, baby. Okay, guys. That's good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I made me that to my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. All right, headlines from the weekend. Amy? Oh, I turned 37. Yeah, about that. That was quite the headline. Inching closer to 40.

But, I mean, I feel great. I definitely ate too much gluten and sugar in the form of Mamafuku milk bar cake. You mean to beat that? No. Oh. It's like the best birthday cake ever, and I've had it pretty much every year from my birthday of the past few years. Yeah, it's good.

Yeah, but this morning I feel. feel my stomach. I could just feel bleh. Congratulations. So I'm ready to not feel. Lunchbox? Family time. My aunt and uncle were in town and so I spent a lot of hours of my aunt

and uncle and my wife and just we had a wedding to go to and we spent a lot of family time. Did your wife drink? No, she can't drink. She's pregnant, dude. Some people dabble. Like you in wine? Yeah, like a sip or two. Shouldn't you drink wine when you...

Some people say you can have a glass and a lot of glass of wine every now and then, a little red wine with the baby. But I tell my wife, that's probably not a good idea. Do you make the rules? No, I don't make the rules. I just suggest them. But yeah, I would say no alcohol. Do you make the rolls run the house? Yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah, I run that roost.

I started on my comedy tour in Colorado Springs this weekend. Pretty good. Yeah, it's good. My dog passed away, and so I didn't announce until Friday, so I had a lot of that. But he passed away. I went Day. Didn't say anything to the show. Posted it on Instagram and then just shut my phone off. We got on an airplane

because I just was all going to come at once. I knew it. And it did. It was very appreciated everybody who sent me a note. But yeah, I did the show. It was good. I'm excited. I got some good stuff. Feel like you have good content for this tour? Yeah. So, I mean, for the first show, I thought it was good. If it was in the middle of the tour, I'd have been like, e-e. But it thought it was good. Got some new balloons, sent my name on them.

I saw those. They look cool. legit. Yeah. They're like tires. They're like tires. They're that thick. Really? Yeah, because they got to ship them. So I did that.

So you know. Yeah. They're expensive, man. So the bombs going off on Austin. Woke up this morning. Another one off. Another one, right? Yeah, so they're offering a $100,000 reward.

Because what happened was three bombs went off on people's porches. Like a package shows up, they open it up, boom. Two people have died. And so I woke up this morning and I guess another one went off at like 8 o'clock last night. and two guys were either pushing or riding a bicycle. Lunchbox, what do you know? They believe it was set off by a trip wire. So they are...

Like on the side of the road, though, is what I was hearing. Because if you're riding up, pushing a bike up on a porch. Right. So that's what I mean. Like there was a wire somewhere. They don't know exactly where it was connected, but once you hit it... Gosh, that's so crazy. The reward money that is now available is $100,000

for a tip that leads to an arrest in this... case. How is this not the biggest story right now happening? Instead of everybody fighting about everything political, there are bombs going off. People are putting bombs on people's porches and on the street in Austin. Stay inside your homes until we have had a chance to deem this neighborhood safe. And that will not be at a minimum until daylight,

given the darkness and the size of the area that we want to go in and check. That's what I saw this morning when I was waking up. And I live like two miles from this because it's in southwest Austin. So, yeah, man You know, they said Don't open packages that maybe you haven't ordered or whatever Or how do you do that?

That's so... Oh, I don't open anything anymore. I'm done. You know, mostly you can go, did I order from this? Yeah. Even then, I'm not opening anything until... But again, how... We have so many cameras

and are watching us all the time. How do they not figure this out? Yeah. If you watch that Unabomber show, you realize how far head he was. And he would take a bus to a post office box, but this isn't mailing them. This person's placing them. Yeah, placing them. Himself. I assume it's a him. It's always a him. Men are the root of the evil planet. I get amen. Amen. Amen. Amy? Amen. She's a little hesitant on though. I was

listen to the story about Sugar Land, which by the way, I love Sugar Land. This is their new song still the same? talking about after the hiatus right in the song. We were in it. Yeah. It is one of the more present songs, I think, because we just walked in the room and said, all right, where do we start?

And that's the first line of the song. And that's the first line of the song. And then the second line of the song happened right after the first line of the song. And we just kind of volleyed back and forth. I'm anxious to see them play. That's a funny dynamic of that group because she's the front and she sings it all. But Christian's the brains behind it. So they work perfectly together.

Like Christian runs that whole group. and she's the perfect vocalist and goes out and sings all the songs. But they're good. They're really good. I'm excited about it. I'll go watch them. I'd even pay for a ticket. Oh, that's a big deal.

I'm so jaded now. I get free concert tickets to everything. How I know it shows good is I would even pay for a ticket. Man, what a goober I am. Anybody else have anything to say for play a song? What song going to play? Well, I'm going to play Keith Urban. You know we have a premiere of Keith Urban on Wednesday?

Oh. A world premiere. I like it. him and I wrote together. Do you know that? Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Except I didn't write it. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Had nothing to do with me. Yeah. Got it. Yeah. Wouldn't that be crazy though if all of a sudden I wrote a big song? That'd be awesome. Yeah. I mean, namest day. And we play. Yeah. Yeah. That one was up there. That's pretty good. Let's get that out. Come on. Yeah. Bobby Balls Show. Tomorrow, Walker Hayes will be in. We got a little something special

plan with Walker tomorrow. You know, you got that song, Craig? Mm-hmm. He's going to bring Craig with him. Really? Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, Craig's a pastor in town. Okay, love it. So we'll do that tomorrow. I believe we'll do that around 8-7 central.

We could, they could flub a little bit, but around that time, I do believe. So Walker is tomorrow. Other than that, we're going to go, thank you very much for being a part of the show. So you can listen to the Bobbycast. Just search Bobbycast on Iheart Radio or iTunes. The last one we did was us sitting around talking about our show over the past. five years because we just celebrated a five-year anniversary. And so we're having a big concert coming up too.

But that being said, you can listen to that, all of us just talking. No commercials, half an hour or so talking about what it was like the last five years. Search Bobbycast on IHartRadio or search Bobbycast on iTunes. That's it. What are you doing today, Amy? Running errands with my husband, I think I have to do some accounting things with him or something. Taxes. Who knows?

Yeah, right. One of those random things. We have to go do some stuff that's like adulting and then we'll grab the kids and do homework, eat dinner, be a family. Oh, yes, the family. Read them, read them to bed. If you see any of those, I'm looking for one of those. A family? Yeah, family.

It's so sad. I'm trying to give me one of those. We offer Eddie and I. No, no, my own. I'm not trying to be part of you guys. Oh. I'm trying to start my own. Friends can be family.

No, they're your second string. Because I'm your second string. You need kids, man. You get to it. I need to get somebody pregnant. Go do that today. Is that what you're going to do that today? Maybe today.

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