The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Passes Out Awards For Trophy Thursday + Lunchbox Schedules Eye Surgery + Bobby Names Another Underrated Artist

Episode Date: September 21, 2017

Bobby passes out 'Trophy Thursday' awards, Lunchbox schedules eye surgery and Bobby names his next underrated country artist Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Moyn's Studio. Morning. Yesterday we're talking about the little things that make a big difference. And for me, I stopped going to Starbucks. Even though they open at 4 o'clock in the morning, I was like, I'm not going to go. Six bucks a day adds up. And it became a whole topic. And so we did it for like 15 minutes. People called in.

So people are on the phone now to talk about this too. Hey, Mystic in Georgia. Good morning. Good morning. So what is it for you? Like, what's the little thing? The little thing is like, like I said, I have a family. and five. And, you know, kids are wasteful with a lot of stuff. So I buy in bulk. Like, I buy

the big things of paper, the big things of paper plates, paper towels, even food. I buy big family packs, and then I separate it. And so you think that saves you what? That saves me. It's not, it's at least $50. It's not more. A week? A week. Dang, that's $200 a month. See? That's a good one. I appreciate you. Thank you for the call. All right. You tell me what you think about this one. Okay, now this one here, borderline. Hey, Debbie and Charleston, North Carolina. Hey, so similar to the other caller with the cable and internet and phone, I have learned that, you know, they always run these wonderful promotions

that you can get a triple package for $99 a month, that I'm paying $200 a month. So when I call and ask to get that price, they tell me I'm not a new customer. So I have learned that I put it in my name only, and when my promotion period is up and they won't give me that price, I cancel the cost of service and I put it in my husband's name. He's been a new customer and we get the $99 a month for the promotion period again. Oh, interesting.

How do we feel about the morality clause in this? Are we good? I am good. I have been a loyal customer for years and years and years and years. Yeah? But yet you won't give me the same price that you're going to give somebody to switch for a two-year period. I'm getting the same exact service that a new person would get. Why do I have to pay double the cost?

I don't know if you're asking me the question, but I, you know. I'm with her. Okay, there you go. I'm with her. Hey, listen, I appreciate the call. I think someone will probably use this tip. Appreciate you. Thank you.

All right, have a good morning. I got one more for you here. Hey, Stacey and Jasper, Florida. Yes, sir. The little things that just made a big difference. Saved you a bunch of money. What is it? Well, I got rid of my day.

I'd beat Lusory X husband. Save me about $85,000 the last four years. Oh, my God. We got to win. Let's go. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones.

Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. This kid named Tyler found a wallet with $1,500 cash inside of it. Straight cash, homie. He had taken that easily. Yeah. So this woman posted a clip to Facebook of him walking up to her house. and there's a security camera she has on her front porch

and he's waving the wallet in front of the security camera and he's like pointing at it and then he puts it on the doorstep and walks away because he had the guy's name on the credit cards found the address and returned the wallet with $1,500 left in it she tracked him down

gave him $150 for his actions but like again he could have just taken that cash well she went straight or he she whatever went 10% right there on a reward yeah I mean you do not have to do that That's a lot. $150? Yeah, maybe you give him a little more.

What? I'm a little bit of a hundred years. Anyway, it was good for him. And, you know, fine by her, but good for him. There you go. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big three stories.

It's producer Raymond. A young fan was taken from the Yankees game yesterday to the hospital after being hit by 105 mile per hour foul wall. The game was delayed. Officials said she is doing okay. In other news, Hurricane Maria moved through Puerto Rico and left. tons of damage. Power could be out for a month there. Officials are saying that Hurricane Maria won't affect the U.S. really at all. And finally, the IHeart Radio Music Festival in Las Vegas, Nevada is tomorrow one day away. They did carpool karaoke with foo fighters. There you go.

There's a bunch of yelling. That's how I do carpool karaoke. You just yell and you don't care. Are you a foo fighters fan at all? No, I just know their hits. Do you know these songs? I knew the first one. Like, I'm a big food fighters thing. Yeah, I know you've seen him like a million times. Yeah. You know this one? That's kind of culprical.

Yeah, I do it. Yeah, I just scream. Here is the girl. She was on America's Got Talent. And her name is Darcy Lynn. And she's the one who was the ventriloquist, right? Here you go, kid ventriloquist. America has voted.

The winner of the one. I hope that's not a spoiler. But America's got talent. I think you're good. Is anybody upset to me for a well in that. You know what I mean. Yeah, so, and I have this.

I don't know who Rachel and Brian are, life after the Bachelorette. Ooh. Do you know them? Rachel and Brian? You're a big... Rachel and Brian? No, I'm looking at.

Okay. They were on Wendy Williams talking about how she had to go and do the family stuff, the other side of her family. So I took him to Houston to meet the family that couldn't be on TV

on the other side. And I told them, they said, I said, and just so you know, he is not why he is Colombian. Okay What's that about? She is the last bachelorette

And she is A black lady And he looks white So she wanted to I guess Make sure to tell her He wasn't white Yeah

Maybe that side of her family Really cares about that Yeah that whole thing It was like I don't understand But lunchbox well Okay you do All right

All right time for positivity Tell me something good Let's go Let's go Amy tell me something good There's nothing cuter than a firefighter giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a kitty cat. Was he hot?

I have no idea what he looked like. Yeah, whatever. But his name's Al Machado, and he's a firefighter, saved the cat. I mean, the humans were obviously, okay, first two, paramedics were outside with oxygen ready to handle them, but he was like, whoa, wait, what about the cat? And then he gives a little kid, mouth-to-mouthed. There you go. All right.

Let's Mike. Chris Long plays in the NFL for the Philadelphia Eagles, and he was. He decided he wanted to give back to his hometown. So his first six game checks this year, he's donating and going to give away college scholarships to kids from his hometown. Did you know they get paid per game, Amy? No. That's their pay period. They get game checks.

Oh, no, I didn't know that. How did you think NFLers got paid? I bet the season. Like at the end of the year, they just get one big old check. I got to wait. No, I thought when they signed it. You got to play all year. That'd be rough.

Well, whoa. I thought when they signed their contract, they get paid. All of it? No. What? Drug deposit, it gets real fat real quick. No, but like month, like, they get paid like us. Like, you know.

We get paid every two weeks. Yeah, every two weeks. Just like a paycheck. It's like, oh. But I guess it is different than the NBA because I guess if they get hurt, they have to do it game to game because if they get hurt, they don't get paid anymore, right? Kind of, not really.

I just wondered if you knew. Listen, my sports knowledge is minimal. Yeah. So this camera, it was gone. They got married, they lost their camera. There were like 200 pictures in it, and they were like, well, that's it. because they put their camera up on a seawall at the beach you're taking pictures and goosh gone.

Next thing you know the dude's walking across it's like, what is under my foot? Finds the camera months later. It's like, these are pictures of a wedding. Takes them, finds the couple, gives them their 200 wedding pictures back. Wow. Because he put them on Facebook. He was like, hey, anybody know these people?

Wow. And so people started sharing it, found them. I have your camera and have all your pictures. That's one good thing about the internet and Facebook. That's the only good thing about the internet and Facebook, I think. Apparently they offered Jay-Z the Super Bowl He didn't want to do it To straight up turn it down

Yeah, I get it That's a lot of pressure An unneeded pressure Because you don't make any money off of it Oh You make promotional money off of it But if you go out there and you stink up the Super Bowl Woo! That's a bad one

It's almost what If you go out and do a great job You were supposed to If you don't You get hammered For years. But yeah, it's not a promote. But apparently they went to Jay-Z.

Ah, that would have been cool. Yeah. But usually they go with someone a little safer. Like they put the wiggles out there. And everybody's like, you know what? We'll go with the wiggles. That's fine. 50th birthday today for Faith Hill.

How about that? I saw her last week, talked to her for a bit. So nice. And I don't go up to Faith Hill because I'm not like, hey, Faytale, how good to see you. But she came up to me. and then I was like, oh, that's a goal. And she was like, Bobby. And I was like, Faith Hill.

I'm playing a core right now. Yeah, happy birthday, Faithel. I guess Tim yelled at me first. He goes, Bobby. I was like, yeah. And I know Tim better than her faith. He goes, why are you still awake? Because it was like 815.

And I was like, I don't want to be, but I'm a human, Tim. Yeah, you're there. You're there for the work. And then talk to Faith for a bit. It's good. Happy birthday, Faith, out. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Amy's 30 Second Skinny.

Little Big Town announced a 23-day tour. It's going to start in February, and they're bringing along Casey Musgraves and a Midland. They're calling it the breaker tour. Michael Phelps says that people come up to him on the daily to whine about how he didn't actually race a shark earlier this summer, and he just has a message for everyone. He wants to say that it's common sense that he and the shark wouldn't be racing side by side. And it's not common sense. They told us he was racing a shark.

And if I saw Michael Phelps, I would go say something. I wouldn't, because I don't care it. In my life, that's not a factor. However, if I were Michael Phelph, my response would be, I got paid and you would do the same thing. Yeah. Take that. Nobody really cares. I will.

I'm Amy. Yep, that's your 30 seconds getting. Bobby Bone Show. Boney up the day. This story comes to us from Los Angeles, California. An 18-year-old man was wanted by Dallas, Texas Police for the last five months. He's been on the run. Well, he decided, you know what, it's time to put an Instagram live video up.

So he did a little Instagram live video of him out in L.A. Just having a good time. Police tracked him down, arrest him, added back to jail. Yeah, I wonder how. I wonder if they just looked around and saw his surroundings. Because Instagram's not giving up any info where he is. You see the guy that was showing off his gun collection on Instagram Live, too? And he got busted?

And they busted him. Wow. He was at his house. This is the guy who was like at his house showing his guy. He was like, look at this guy. A.K. look at this guy. And the cops are like, wait.

First of all, you're like on probation. Secondly, you're at your house. So, yeah, that isn't that. That's social media will get you. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. Hey, I want to talk about perfume for a second. And so, I'm not a big fan of perfume.

When women wear it, like, I'm just not a big fan of it. I like deodorant. I think that's a good thing. I like, even lotion, I like that. Sinted or just regular? Even the scented stuff's okay. as long as there's not too much, but man, you can wear too much perfume. Why are you saying this?

Oh, no, nobody in this room. Okay, okay. I was with somebody two days ago. I got to separated a bit. And I was just like, whoa, man. So, yeah, how do women feel about perfume? I mean, we like it. But I know sometimes I've been guilty of putting on too much, but I think it smells good, so it's okay.

But sometimes people put on too much of something, they just really does not smell good. You ever been by someone that's, like, too much, and it kind of makes you sick? Yes. Like, nauseous. and I'm like, oh, I've got to somehow move away from this person a little bit because it can just be so strong and then not something that my senses can handle.

So guys do the same thing with Cologne. To be fair. But I was next to, and it's, the perfume, it just smelled like a, like, Mr. Clean. Like, I was just like, it smells like Mr. Clean with a flower dropped in it. Mr. Clean.

Pinesol. Almonia. Yeah, that's what it's not like. It's a lot. moderation is the key. One sprite, that's all you need. And sometimes just walk into it. Yeah, even spray it all over your body,

just then walk into it. Yeah, but when I was younger, I used to have a friend who, like, bathed in their perfume, and if we were going somewhere in the car, especially if it was a wintertime where you couldn't put the windows down. By the time we got where we were going, I would be nauseous, have a headache, a whole nine yards.

That's like Raymond, our producer. He wears so much axe. he has a bottle of a day. Is that what you do? A bottle of axe a day, Ray? I try to do that, and then I also have the deodorant, and it smells pretty money, too. Yeah, by money, he means. Whoa, that's all too much. Yeah, Joanna and Russellville, Arkansas. Hello? Hi. What do you think about this perfume? I was sitting next to somebody, and it was like, oh my goodness. Yes, it's so strong. My husband has a bad habit of putting so many different layers on. he'll get out of the shower and do aftershave that smells like one thing,

and then he'll do deodorant that smells like a different thing, and then he'll spray body spray all over himself and his clothing, and then he'll also spray his cologne on him right before he goes into work. Holy cow, what is... That's too much. You should tell him, that's too much. Oh, I do it all the time. He doesn't care.

Other people tell him he smells good, though. Oh, see, that's a problem. Here's the thing whenever something is larger than life. hairstyle, too much cologne, you do something new with, you wear some crazy shirt. If it has to be acknowledged, you have to acknowledge it, and therefore you have something good about it. So, Amy, you walked in with a crazy new hairstyle, and you died of black. And it probably didn't really look that good. I'd have to acknowledge your hair. Okay. I'd have to go like, Hey, me, wow, your hair looks great. You can't acknowledge it without saying it looks good.

Okay. Now, you can. And sometimes I do, I'll be like, hey, you got a new hairstyle, and now I'll leave it alone. But most people aren't like me. They're not sociopaths. Oh, wow. Okay. You're a sociopath. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. If that's what you are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if someone comes in and they're wearing nine different fragrances, you're like, wow, how about that smell? You have to follow it up with some sort of like, it smells good and it doesn't. Yeah. How do you tell them? You don't. You can say nothing, I guess. But what if you have to work with them all the time? Then you just choke. By the way, lunchbox is getting LASIC. When are you getting LASIC?

Next Friday, the 29th of September. I'm going in. Wow. That's awesome. I have so many friends that they say it has changed their life. Everybody says it's the best thing ever and they can just see and it's so good to just wake up in the morning and be able to see everything. And I'm glad because I squint so hard to see my computer screen that I need it. You shouldn't be embarrassed to wear your glasses, which you do.

Uh-huh. So he doesn't wear them to work? So he squints the whole time? Yes. So he's going to get a little. LASIC next week, which I think is pretty cool. I wish I could get LASIC. I would, but my eye just doesn't work. It's not something that can be fixed. I've just been born. When I was a kid, I'd wear a patch. I wore a patch for about a year. I got beat up a bunch. Stop wearing the patch. Nobody was there to

protect me. Were you ever embarrassed to wear your glasses? I couldn't afford glasses for a lot of my life. But I'm saying, once you got glasses. No, because I needed to see. It was a mix. And again, I never thought it was cool. So I also got big bold glasses. So with me, it's always, if something shakes you and you're like, oh man, just embrace it over. So I got big old bold glasses. I was like, not only do I wear glasses, but I wear big fat glasses.

I wanted to wear those kind you see at the like, amusement park, really, really big ones? Yeah. Yeah. I wanted to wear those. They couldn't find those in prescription so I didn't get a chance to get those on.

Talking about perfume. Alicia in Arkansas, how are you? Hey, good. I'm glad you called the show. I was just talking about perfume and even Cologne. And there's like a limit. It's like just a little bit Not a lot

What are you thinking about this? Oh yes But there's something worse Than too much perfume And that is a pubescent teenager Without any deodorant or perfume on A little bit though Here's the difference

If I can play what they call Devil's Advocate As an adult You should know better You should know not to put a whole All over your neck As a kid sometimes you don't know you stink Because you're 13

You don't even know yet. Would you agree with that? Oh, I guess you can say that, but it's horrible. Yeah. I mean, lunchbox is still horrible. No offense. What, I smell bad? Yeah. Oh, man, yeah.

Sometimes I do. And there was this one guy in college, Emmanuel. He smelled real bad. He had to say his name. And he did not wear deodorant. So one day he left his backpack in my buddy John's dorm room. So this girl bought a stick of deodorant and stuck a note on there and said, hey, man, this might help you with the ladies.

He didn't really come around much after that. you know who stinks Matthew McConaughey because Eddie and I used to do a TV show together and I like Matthew McConae he was always very nice to me but he stunk

and not like you hug him he stinks it's like he walks in the room he stinks but that's like his thing but women like that so why do women like that women like that he's rich and good looking and famous yeah we don't like that he stinks because Dennis Quaid was the same way

when he came in one time I was like so excited to like see him in person that was alcohol it was Partly. Oh, well, he smells so bad. And I'm like, is this like the Hollywood way? Because I hear Brad Pitt smells.

Oh, he does? If you don't have people around you to tell you things aren't good, you'll just live. Like, listen, if I ever feel like, man, I got this thing in the control, I just go to Facebook. And real quickly, I'm put back in my place. Yeah. I just go read about three posts. And I'm like, oh, I do. I suck.

Yeah. So. But we would tell, you would want, you don't have to go to Facebook for that. I guess if you started to smell because you were thinking that was. going to be your thing. Would you want us to tell you? Well, I would imagine lunchbox would put a stick of your own in my bag and go, this may help with the ladies. You guys tell me I'm stink and I appreciate it, but it seems to be the Hollywood way, so I'm on to something. But it's the Hollywood way amongst people who already have looks and money. It's like an

old man who gets a hot young chick. He gets it because he has other things. Oh, you don't think it's his personality? Nah, probably not. I don't think it's probably that. No. So, yeah. Anyway, I don't want to stay on this too much longer, but I thought it would be interested in talk about. Teresa in Nashville. Hi. You get migraines? Oh, I have migraines probably 20 to 25 days of the month.

Oh, that's a lot. And people come in with perfume or cologne or essential oils puts me over the edge every day. And I work with people that I've been here with for 10 years knowing that, and they still continue. Yeah, those essential oils that get you. The pechooly. Yeah. Oh, gosh. I'll go to bed and put a little snitch of my neck.

And even then I'm like, woo! That's a strong shot, man. Thank you for the call. As I like to say, I appreciate you. You know! The bodybonum show. Frank. Yeah.

Appreciate you calling. What's going on? How you doing? Good. I just, we got you back on the radio about two days ago. Thunder Country came back on and we're able to listen to you guys. again. Oh, after the hurricane. Yeah, that was from the hurricane. I mean, it was pretty tough, but we made it through. Yeah, how are you doing? I would do good. I mean, we lost a couple of

trees. We lost power about two and a half days and, you know, just cutting trees and putting fences back up and getting back to normality, you know? You're going to be able to get back? Like, do you feel like you got through it pretty luckily? Yeah, I mean, it could have been a direct hit and it could been worse for us, but luckily we got through. I appreciate that. Appreciate that. I appreciate the call. Well, I'm glad you got through it. I'm glad you called us. I mean, the last thing I'm glad about that we're on the radio, but if that makes you feel

better, I'm glad we're back on the radio there too. Yeah, I have my son in the car, and we always listen to your radio station and to your show when we came to drop him off to school. So I was like, you know what? Let me call and say hello and have my son here, so he was pretty excited that I thought. We're glad you did. Hey, we appreciate you, man. Thank you for listening.

Appreciate you. And good luck getting back to normal, all right, buddy. Thank. Appreciate it, Bobby. All right. See you, Frank. I want to talk about this guy. So,

he lost his foot. He wasn't able to really move around much, so he had to quit his job. He was getting like $839 a disability check. So he had a prosthetic leg, and it was a tough time for him. He was watching Antigrocho because he was at home

and he had to fill his time about watching TV. That's what he did. He recognized the item and popped up there. he was like, that's a rare hand-woven Navajo blanket. And it was worth between $350 and $500,000. So he saw it, he was like, wait a minute,

I have something that looks like that. And so first, he gets it appraised. I would say very conservatively. Like, this blanket's worth $100,000 to $200,000. Then he goes up for auction, $1.5 million. Oh, my goodness. That's amazing. When the dust settled, his Navajo blanket was worth $1.5 million. Oh.

Who even know a blanket could be worth $5 million? What about that man on? Navajo. Apparently, that's a big part of it. Taco Bell is planning to open more than 300 locations, a completely different layout. This is not a commercial, by the way. Although Taco Bell is a partner,

this is a complete story that I think is pretty cool. There's this whole magazine called Food and Wine. And they talk about Taco Bell is, what they say, Getting Where the Times, they're building these canteen-style restaurants. There's no drive-through. And so they'll serve alcohol. It's like tequila, rum, vodka slushes, food.

It's like an adult Taco Bell. And I was thinking of things that have been consistently there for me, my whole life. I was thinking about this story. Taco Bell's crunchy tacos have been there for me my whole life. Like get in the number one or the number two, depending on what you like, crunchy or soft. When I was 12, they were amazing. I'm 37. If we're late night and they don't have the protein ball, I'll get the hard.

They're still amazing. It's rare that something in your life. stays that strong. Yeah. But they're switching up a lot of the restaurants and no drive-thru. You like go in and... It's a more mature taco ball. Yeah.

People are like, well, not like me. But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a woman she needed help after Hurricane Irma. So she was like, anybody who would help me? She really couldn't get help because a lot of people trying to fix their own stuff. So she put up a sign that said, hot single female needs help. Stop it. Yeah, and they showed up.

Of course. She made a sign using a hot pink paint that said, quote, hot single female needs linemen to electrify her life and they showed up and within one day two linemen from the power company

showed up and fixed it boom put that in your pipe and smoke it yeah guys are pigs that's basically it no guys are helpful

yeah they weren't helpful so it was like someone's body was chopped in half but it's a decoration right it's the Halloween thing where you only see the bottom half of the body

but when people were driving by just looked like someone's body was chopped in half because the garage was down and they put that bottom part of the body up against the garage where it looks like the garage came out and chopped in half that's awesome so listen right now it's september 21st too early for me i don't care but for these people yes because they weren't even thinking it with Halloween decoration time so this is in chucky tennessee they're already put another Halloween stuff it's the bloody bottom half of the body and so people are called 911 like somebody's chopped in half The garage door

And not only that they put blood up On the garage door above the body So like it's a little I have no problem with Christmas being out already Or Halloween If people are buying it put it out there We're a consumer society If we'll buy it

I have no problem people putting it out there Store shelves is valuable Sure And people don't put things out on store shelves That people aren't buying And if they aren't buying them They switch the store shelf I used to work hobby lobby

I know what's all about Well if they start putting out Valentine's stuff I'm done You can not buy Christmas stuff, but if enough people are buying it, they will. If they start putting an Easter stuff, it's over. Especially those eggs? I'm buying them. If I go into Home Depot tomorrow and there's Fourth of July stuff, I'm out.

I'm no longer shopping there. Did you see this MSNBC guy who lost his mind because in his earpiece? They were telling him things that didn't matter. He was picking up a wrong feed. Oh. Oh, no. Yeah. So some of it's.

bleeped. It's not that bad, but it's bleeped. But someone leaked the behind-the-scenes footage of the guy from MSNBC, Lawrence, O'Donnell, freaking out because of technical... I love these things. What's going on? Why am I losing this? Why don't I have sound? All right, it's back. Someone's pressing buttons and turning my sound off.

Who's asking for a Labor Day rundown in my ear? Someone in that control room is out of control. There's insanity in the control room tonight. You have insanity in my earpiece. Every time we go to There's a woman talking in my ear about something that has nothing to do with what we're doing here.

So obviously there's a wire cross. He shouldn't be getting that fee and he's trying to do the news and someone's talking to him. He's frustrated. And usually it's his own producer. Oh, I mean, it's worse. Stop the hammering. Stop the hammering out there. Who's got a hammer?

Where is it? Where's the hammer? Is it on the, go up on the other floor. Somebody go up there and stop the hammering. Stop the hammering. Empty out the gun. control room and find out where this is going on. It's either there or there or out there somewhere. The woman talking in my ear was talking about the Labor Day special repeatedly.

Guys, this is eight minutes long. I'm only going to play that one hour. I love it. This reminds me of that time, Bill O'Reilly freaked out. Now, this guy here, this Lawrence O'Donnell, it doesn't make him sound like a bad guy. Maybe he's having a bad day. He's got to do his job and it's affecting his job. Like he's got to pay his mortgage. And thing coming in your ear, Ron, in fact, how good you are. Bill O'Reilly sounds like a bad dude. That's true.

Right. All right, go, go. In five, four, three. That's tomorrow, and that is a... In five, four, three. That's tomorrow, and that is it for us today, and we will leave you with a... I can't do it.

We'll do it live. Okay. We'll do it live. All right. and we'll do it live. Three. That's tomorrow and that is it for us today. I'm Bill O'Reilly.

Thanks again for watching. We'll leave you with Sting and a cut off his new album. Take it away. Yeah, that's edited down too. Yeah. But like this first guy sounds like he's just not having a good day. He's trying to do the news. Someone's hammering.

Get the hammer! Yeah, someone's like... Who's hammering? They're doing like a wood shopping show and the wrong thing. That Bill O'Reilly Club, he sounds like a bad dude. Yeah. Am I the only one that thinks that? No, uh-uh.

Yeah. Or like when Christian Bale freaked out about the light. Sounds like a bad dude. Do I walk into yours? Oh, good for you. Good for you. Good for you. Yeah.

That's it. Anyway, I thought that was funny, that Lawrence O'Donnell guy. Lunchbox saw John Wick. And I'm telling you, those movies are amazing. They may be the best action movies I've ever seen. And I love Keanu Reeves. And that's a lot of high. I'm not a big hyper

But I hyped it And you watched it What'd you think? Oh man, it was so incredible So entertaining From the start to the finish And Bobby always talks about him And then you tweeted about something

About John Wick 3 coming out At some point And I was like, okay If he is that excited About the third one I have to watch John Wick won And woo I was not disappointed

I was just like Man this dude is awesome John Wick is one bad dude Watch it with your husband He will love it He just watched them Oh, he has? Yeah.

Watch it again. Oh, okay. Yeah, he'll appreciate that. So cool. They're good. If he hasn't seen it. Last night, the center finale was on. I didn't get the chance to see it yet.

So that's the Jessica Bills show. That's a good one. Yeah, you've been talking about that one. It's on USA Networks. I had to get it on iTunes. I had to get it on iTunes as well. So, but it takes about an episode and a half, but it's it. Are you in?

Are you fully in? No, I haven't had time to go back yet, but I'm saving it for our trip. So I'll catch up then. Yeah. it's good. You know, I was playing a club of this guy from MSNBC and in his earpiece

he's about to do the news. And what you don't see with news anchors is they have a thing in their ear. It's like artists when they're on stage performing. They have things in their ears. They really don't hear the crowd.

Like, here's a fun fact for everybody. When you go to a concert and there's a major artist up there, they barely hear the crowd. All they hear is what's in their ears. Really? Yeah. Like even when the raging idiots play,

our band, we hear the crowd a little bit, but just barely, unless we take an ear out. Because these ears, they fully take up your whole ear because you're hearing all the instruments like a super close sound and you're hearing all the instruments separated

so when they're going on the right side and you start screaming they don't really hear you? Unless they take their... Sometimes you'll see them like pulling an ear out and it falls on their shoulder that's when they're hearing the crowd. That's tricky. But otherwise they're just playing the things in their head. Oh man! So there's a fun fact about concerts for you

is that when artists are playing and you see these little chords they don't really hear the crowd. They can see the crowd. Sometimes they'll get some crowd mic back to them but really for the most part they don't. That being said, news anchors, they have low earpieces in and their producers are always talking to them

going, hey, dude, you can throw this, seven seconds, up and left. It's a constant feed in your ear. Like Ray talks to me the whole show, but you can't hear it. But like if I turn Ray up, you can hear it. Hey, Ray. Yo.

So we can talk here, but I have a button, I push the button, I go, hey, do you do, let me do the day. People listening at home can't hear it, but I'm like, hey, where's this clip? I'm going to throw to it. But this guy on the news, this MSNBC guy, he's getting something completely wrong in his feed.

He started doing his new show and they're like, hey, what's going on? Why am I losing this? Why don't I have sound? All right, it's back. Like, he depends on this to do a show. And I was thinking, because when I work remote a lot of times, like I'll be in another city doing a show,

this same exact show. And what will happen is behind the scenes, I'll be in a studio and Mike D produces me on the road. And everybody else just sits in her same spots. But we can do the show, no problem. You can't even tell sometimes. Because we had five years with Amy Living in North Carolina.

It's nothing to us. But there'll be times where we'll go to a break and I throw a little tantrums because I can't hear things. And unlike this guy, I'm like, God, you gotta put those in my ear!

And if it ever came out, I'd probably like, let's all just relax. I'm just being mean right here. So I kind of feel bad for this guy. All that stuff has been put on Front Street because there are times where I'm like,

guys, I'm talking. Why is nobody talking back to me? Where I throw many tantrums. There's times Ray's saved audio of a, like, Us, well, I know me. At least, I've been embarrassed, and he saved it and you've replayed it. Yeah.

Yelling at him. Yeah, I like doing that. That's fun. That's fun when it's not me, you know what I mean? Bobby Bohn-Chang! The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. Oh my goodness.

Thomas Rett looks just like his baby, or his baby looks just like him. Have you seen the photo that he posted? Yeah, he's holding up a phone and is a picture of the side of the other. Yeah, because his wife had posted a picture of the baby, and I guess he's out on the road or whatever, and he did a side-by-side comparison. and you can check it out at bobby bones.com if you want to see it. But it's so cute. They look exact same.

Man, I need to have a baby for Instagram likes, you know what I mean? Yeah. This got him 181,000. Seems to work. I know, right? What else? The National Enquirer has had to issue a big-time apology to Judge Judy, which I wouldn't mess with Judge Judy.

They falsely published stories claiming that she's suffering from Alzheimer's, and they had to retract another story about her cheating on her husband, husband and her daughter facing jail time for, ironically, refusing jury duty. They make stuff up, huh? Yeah, but people are fine. I mean, National Choir. Just Judy. No, but National Enquirer.

I tend to believe them a lot. You do? For years. Yeah, like, I still do. I'm like, oh. You do? That's the one I don't really believe. No, I'm like, oh, they must be on to something.

Yeah. I don't know. What do you say when there's smoke, there's fire? Yeah. Yeah, I'm not saying they're right. They're paying out. They also had to pay, I think they had to pay a bunch of money. to the Australian actress?

Yes. What's my... I don't know. The blonde. Yeah, she's from the sing-it show. Oh. With Anna Farris. I wish I helped you.

We've got nothing right. We've messed up every... We're so smart. We messed up... Every fact in that whole story. Oh, right, Anna Farris. Yeah, yeah, Cups. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bobby Bones, everybody. We're transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. Come on, Bobbie. It's a very special person's birthday. We'll talk about that at one second. First, though. Ooh.

I gotta get loose because sometimes I laugh so hard at this. The morning corny. Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? I did not know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France. Yeah, they were cooked in Greece. I mean, they were. Morning Corny Her approach was a little different

That one Was it bad? No, I thought the joke was actually pretty good Yeah Okay, okay You took a risk and it worked It paid off You're on to the next round

Yeah I'd like to hand out some trophies For trophy Thursday Wow Is this a new thing? Yeah I like it I like this

That depends of what I get For the topic That the listeners called in Most To complain about this week Oh I know The trophy goes

to Eddie. Complaining because he's not playing $21 for the high school football game. Thank you, thank you. The phone's ringing for an hour nonstop. Yeah, and Twitter kept going too. I mean, not one positive thing about me. Are you going to go back tomorrow? I will go back and I'm very sorry for even questioning it.

So you are going to go back and pay the $21. I have to, yes. And you're going to record it. And I'm going to record and I'm going to have to take my kids and show them how to be a role model. All right, there you go. It is Trophy Thursday. the rudest comment of the week. And the trophy goes to lunchbox for making a really insensitive comment about Sarah Jessica Parker's face that we made him apologize for.

Wow. Trophy Thursday. Lunchbox. Friday you lunch. Did you learn a lesson? Yeah, I learned a lesson that sometimes your opinion should not be said out loud. And I apologize. It was hurtful.

Yeah, yeah, I know. It was hurtful. It was bad. It was a mistake. It happened. And I didn't mean to call her that. Just say yes The most derailing moment of the week

There she is That trophy goes out to Amy We're doing a segment and she starts talking Because I thought I thought that she was having an off day Because of her kids And the fact that the judges were on strike in Haiti Which is delaying her kids

And she was like no I think a bug crawled in my ear And then we spent five minutes Talking about how an insect is in her brain Yeah And so It still is trying to come out and hatch It even led to a story about Red Hot Chili

The most derailing The most derailing I was Amy who has apparently a parasite living in her brain right now I still have it That's why I'm wearing a hat today Because I have medicine on it

I'm trying to get the medicine to pull the bug out I need it to hatch Look at me in the eyeballs What? You think that some creature crawled in your earhole And is living in your brain

Listen, I do I had a meeting with our doctor yesterday and he gave me some medicine for what he thinks it is and he thinks it's stress Because of the kids stuff That would make a little more sense So I'm on some

stuff and like some steroids for some inflammation. But I'm trying, I'm going to call them again today and be like, this bump on my head, are you telling me either a spider didn't crawl in my head and something's happening or I got bit by a spider? And now it's like venom is, I don't know. You have lost your mind. A granddaddy long leg crawled in Amy's ear. Her whole world is shifted.

You know, and I think doctors hate Google. Well, yeah. Because when I was on the phone with him yesterday, I'm telling him all the things on Google. and he's like, okay, I know you don't have that. No, you don't have that. I'm like, okay, well, then fine. It's a spider. Then what's a search engine for, Doc?

Faith would sing for prisoners at the jail when she was a kid. She would sing Amazing Grace and read from the Bible to prisoners. Do you know that? Wow, I did not. Faith worked at McDonald's before she had a record deal. Do you know that? I did. Faith's 41st birthday present to herself was getting in shaped pose for the cover of Shape magazine in a bikini.

Now, my only problem with that is all that work didn't seem like a very good present. No. It's an awesome thing. I'd rather have cake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a present, I'd rather have a toy and some cake. Listen to this, and then we'll wrap this up. This is, it's not a fun fact, but it is a fact.

So soon after I'm moving to Nashville, Faith auditioned to be a part of Reba's band, and she lost the spot to Paula Kay Evans. Evans was one of the seven members in Reba's band who were killed in the plane crash in 1991. Wow. The aircraft was en route from a concert that Reba had played just to hours earlier. Oh, I just got goosebumps. I didn't know that that ever even happened.

Crazy, right? Yeah. So, happy birthday, Faitel. Anyway, have birthday. I really like you. I'm glad I know you. So here you're... Because a Mississippi girl

don't change your ways. Just cause everybody knows your name. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show. All right, so I have a question here. I'll ask it to you. And the whole thing is, I just don't think you get it. And usually nobody does and nobody wins anything.

It's kind of the worst game ever in radio. Mostly we don't give away prize. doing it. So it's called a Never Gonna Get It. So, and we even have a jingle here. Do you know this? Some of our jingles are like real songs and people don't know that. I just steal the real song to make jing. Like this is in vote. Never never gonna get it. I'll do that. Like for example, tell me something good is...

Tell me something good. It's actually a song, like a real life song. And people will hear it at the grocery store and be like, they stole your jingle. No, no, no. That's a real song. So, okay, here's the question. One in five adults say this is their biggest regret. as parents. Okay? Never gonna get it. One in five adults, say, as a parent.

You're talking about 20% of parents? Like, this is my biggest regret as a parent. I give lunchbox, you can be the spoiler today? Man, I hate spoiling it on Thursday, but it's having kids. Oh. Wait, one in five parents just regret having kids, period. Yep. That's what you think it is?

Yep. Well, my friend. Oh, I thought you were about to hit it. You set me up with a dean. No, I didn't. Hey, let me talk about this Carrie Underwood story for a second. Because it came out yesterday, I was going to talk about it yesterday.

And it was like, Carrie Underwood's being sued by two Canadian songwriters who were accusing her a copyright infringement over something in the water. So it was a story yesterday, and I was like, you know what? I don't think I'm going to talk about that yesterday. And it had a reason why.

Because I would have talked about it if I could have found the clip of the original people. But I was like, there's no clip. So I need to hear it. For me to even talk about it and acknowledge and play them side by side and go, do these match? Because I play Taylor Swift, Shake It Off, next to the 3LW.

I was like, I don't think this is the lawsuit. So I didn't talk about the Carrie thing because it just seemed frivolous. So the story's out there again today. So now, this is, Carrie's respond to the lawsuit, Carrie Underwood. We are aware that the lawsuit was filed regarding the authorship of something in the water. We want all Carrie's fans and everyone to know that something in the water was written by Brett James, Chris DiStefano, and Carrie Underwood. This is a deeply personal song regarding Carrie's faith.

and she has saddened that anyone would attempt to a challenge that for financial gain. And it goes on a bit. Now, here's how I feel about it now. It could change. Until I hear the other song, I think it's full of crap. You need to prove, if you're going to go out in public and say someone stole your song, you need to show it. Let me see it. Let me know when you wrote it.

They're not doing that. Put it out there. Let me be a judge. I looked for it everywhere. Me too. And because it wasn't up, I was like, okay, they're full of crap. Now, they may not be. when if it goes up and it sounds super close

because apparently the story was they pitched it to Carrie's music people and then they said no we're going to pass and all of a sudden like one month later they said it came out but it's a couple of things strike me as funny one this is a long time ago why are you waiting until right now like you're not out of money right now and you're like

okay Johnny what we're going to do so I don't believe it and Carrie and Brad are stood over song and they won Like, yeah, I think it'll remind me. I think that was the one. And they were like, no, this is not true. And they ended up winning that case. And then those people should have to pay them money.

They pay their court costs. Yeah, but it does stink because it does, like, hurt a reputation. Sometimes people don't even know the end of it. So I'm not into this. I don't think, for me right now, I need to hear the song. And I don't believe it as of right now. The Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show.

All right, 20% of parents go, ooh, this is my biggest regret as a parent. Dustin and PA, you're on. How about not having more than one? No, that's not it. Hey, Chelsea and Austin. Mine would be not starting a savings account when they were a baby. Like your guess, or is that really what you wish you had done in your life? Both.

There you go. No, that's not it. Eddie, you haven't taken a guess this. You got two kids. Yeah, this is a tough one. Yeah, go ahead. But I'm going to go with they regret not having kids sooner. Like they waited too long.

Oh, that's a good one. It's not it. Oh. I'll get one more. Tiffany and Fayetteville, Arkansas. My guess is what they named them or how they spelled their name. Oh, their name, like naming their kids. Yeah, that's it.

That's it. What? We have a winner. Somebody got it, and nobody ever gets it. Wow. Yeah. Well, I regret the way I spelled mine, so. Your kids are...

What's your kid's name? Leeland. Leeland, and how did you spell it? I did L-E-E-L-A-N-D so people call them Lee Land a lot What do you wish you would have said? I would have put an E at the end instead of, or not the very end, but instead of an A. I would have put E, so it's Lee Lind. Okay.

Never mind. L-E-N. I still don't know. You're right anyway. Hey, let's get a prize. What do you say? Hey, thanks for listening. I appreciate that.

I appreciate it. Oh, L-L-L-L-L-E-N, we said that. Yeah. Hey, well, Amy. Woo-Pig, right? That's right. Yeah, there you come. Just a little something I do with my people.

Yeah, I know. I was going to left out. We talk our own language there. Yeah, don't worry about us, all right? The Bobby Ball Show. Here is Taylor Swift and Wright said Fred, together. You know, because... Oh, I'm too sexy?

Yes, because they say that, look what you made me. Is I'm too sexy. I'm too sexy. So here they are together. It just sounds like DJ Envy mixes two songs together. It doesn't sound like... To me, I don't. That's not me.

I don't think that's it. And I don't know if they've added I'm a songwriters officially or not. I think that one's full of crap too. I don't, like, if you go my humps, I'm like, okay, I would listen to that. My humps, my home, my home. But I'm too sexy?

No, I don't. No, you get no money. Right, said Fred. Or did you Fred? Whatever your last name is? Yeah. Whoever that guy is. Fred said?

Right? Yeah. Whatever. That's terrible. Anybody you may disagree? No. No. No.

I mean, it's, ugh. I don't know, dude. Taylor's a target because she's so big. Like every song she has out, I was like, I wrote that one. But that sounds right on. No, it doesn't. You're crazy, man. This is my last played song.

People say, hey, what are you listening to? Last played song, just going from the last one I played back. This song from Kip Moore called Blonde. That sounds good. That's cool. That's from Kip's the record called Slow Heart. Whoever this girl is, he goes. is hard. He's like, you're not even

blonde, you're not even true to your roots. Like, damn! And it's like a jam. Yeah, it sounds cool. It is. That's my favorite song on Kip's record. So I listen to that this morning. Like my last night's play. Like, this is the jam. When it comes to song, it's a shit.

I saw you in a magazine just the other day. When they asked you where you came from, funny, you forgot this place. I guess you've called Indonesia. We've been knowing you before. Kate Ain't had the real

You behind that new Fate name You can chase the lights You can chase the thing Used to be the captain of the cheer team Now you're just to never Come in home Come a queen

Don't sell yourself longer Be confused You ain't even gone girl Or even true In the jam, right? Yeah I wonder who that is. So you guys get it?

Yes, we get the whole song. Like, he's playing on the roots of her hair, but also saying like her roots back on? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it. That's a jam. That's my favorite song on Slow Art. That's pretty good. That's really, really, really good. I told you the last week, I was like, it's good.

Why would you believe me at this point? I believe you. You can do it a couple songs at a time. You can do it a couple songs at a time. That's how I do music. I can't take a whole album at once. I have to focus on a couple songs. I have to focus on a couple songs.

So, okay, this is the last songs I play. Blonde by Kip Moore. Dude, that's a hot. I want to hear the girl. She knows. That cut. Every girl that's got like some roots going on, they're like, oh, shoot. Here's this one.

This One Direction Kid, Liam Payne, this shirt, that down song. You know I love it when the music stop, but come strip that down for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's a jam. It's so good. Like, come on, you can act like you don't like other kinds of music But chou! But this is good.

You know, I've been taking some time and I've been keeping too much. That's a jam! You know I love it when the music stop. I'll come and strip that down for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Last songs I've played. The Dustin Lynch song, Love Me or Leave Me Alone is the jam too. Love me or leave me alone.

Like, that song has such a cool. Love it. Come on. Dustin Ledge. I've been holding this. Such a groove. He has another song called I'd Be Jealous Too. It's cool.

Like, I just thought to be a cool one. I'd be jealous too if she was with you. I'd be out my mind watching her move. I'm able to take in, like, the Dustin and the Kip and the Thomas right now because it's been time. He's listed them all at once. It's just like. Too much overload of music. Yeah.

But now I'm starting to kind of fill the songs out that I like of all that a lot of music. at once. Man, it's crazy that all three of those albums came out at the same time, and they all seem to be amazing. And they all did wonderfully. And Thomas' crushed and was the number one record in all format. But if that Kip record comes out or that Dustin record comes out at a different time, it's the number one record.

Yeah. Yeah, it was unfortunate, but it was a lot of music at once. Good. All three. Good. Okay, just here to this. Last song you listen to, Amy. Namaste.

Stop doing that. You're lying. I'm not. Amy, come on. I am not. People think I'm putting you up to that. You're not. Is that even up, Ray, Amy?

Okay. The raging idiots, namaste. You swear, this is the last song in this today. If you go to my iTunes, that's the last song I played. Unfortunately, it doesn't play on the Spinziger Remix. But sometimes I put together dance parties on my iTunes. Send DJ Goofy White Kid a message. You put Namaste in there.

I will. I will. I can show you how much I listen to it Girl, I'm trying to be responsible But you're making it impossible In the stand-dex pants looking off Flexible and you're downward dog Roof

Namaste Ain't no way I'm about to leave you in a bristle On the floor like that You look a little lonely on that mat Yeah I'm probably gonna lose my job Should be saying goodbye?

Wait, instead of saying goodbye Might lose my job Might lose my job, but na-a-s-a-say. There you go. Anyway, thanks everybody for downloading that on iTunes. I appreciate it. And I didn't put Amy. I promise I don't put Amy up to that.

I promise all of the listeners you didn't put me up to it. Lunchbox? You didn't even know. I didn't know. And I'm like, stop feeling me full of crap. Lunchbox? Um, namaste by the, no. Broken Hale.

Everybody's like, any. What about you? My name. Oh, my heart. It's great. Oh, for I-R festival. Yeah. I try to learn all the words.

You probably want to get to watch it Because we'll be working Oh, you get to watch this show They don't worry about me I'll be watching it Yeah, they don't make him work He gets to go on a free trip to Vegas Amy and I have to work

Yeah, that's a good one Broken Halo Eddie? Man, I don't have a player on my car So I have a CD player So Gillian Jackson Jacqueline when she came in She left a CD

And I've been playing it nonstop Yeah, Jillian Jacqueline's really good And oddly about the rate It's not a setup No, no, no, it's not But she's coming out on tour with us Gillian Jacqueline is an opening Did you pay him up to that?

No. She's that good. I know. This is as good as it's going to get. That's the good thing about being in the raging idiots. We get to find the new artists early that are awesome because they come on the road. I want to show the world to them. Yeah.

Smart. Anyway. Don't know nothing about yoga at all. Probably ought to hit the road. But namaste. Namaste. Namaste. I'm going to be responsible.

There you go. You're making impossible. In your spandex pants looking all. Flexible and you're downward dog. I was talking about new music that I'm listening to. The last song that I played was this song from Kip Moore. It's from his album. It's called Blonde.

It's not just reading tweets and stuff as I do. And so one of the editors, if not the editor of Sounds Like Nashville, just tweeted, I'm just as obsessed. And then our program director, Gator, said, I'm just as obsessed. And I was like, okay, I'm just trying to play the song then. That's not even a radio song, but hey, what do I care? You know? I'm just a guy up here pushing buttons, trying to feed the fans what they want.

You know what I mean? So here, download this song. Like, show an artist that you appreciate them. This is not a radio song. This is Kip Moore. It's called Blonde. You can chase the lights. You can chase the thing.

Used to be the captain of the cheer team. Now you're just to never coming home. Come a queen. Don't sell yourself long. Girl. Be confused. You ain't even gone girl. Or even true to yours.

Bobby Bone. The Bobby Ball show. Come on, Bob. They say perms are coming back. How we feel like this? I'm down. I have curly hair, so, okay? But a perm,

it's like curly hair time seven. It's permanent. It's a lot. Well, about six weeks. That's what perm means. It does, but it's a curly hair. It's like you do it and it saves that one. But like perms, I don't even know that Morgan number two, who works in Studio Digital, she's 23.

I don't even know if she knows that a perm, like, she lived in the era of the perm. Yeah. Because we were young when perms. My dad had a perm. Yeah, even do that term. Yeah. Morgan number two, have you ever got a perm? I've never gotten a perm, but I know they are.

You never got a perm. So she's 23, never got a perm. Ammy, did you ever get a perm? Oh, yeah. And my mom, I would have to beg for it because she was like, you have curly hair. Why in the world would you want a perm? And I'm like, Mom, because everybody's getting a perm.

I need a perm. And I got a perm. Who do you think about when you think of the word perm? Like, who comes to mind when you think of the word perm? A couple people? Like famous people. Joy Roberts. She had a perm?

I don't know. But she, like, in the 80s, 90s, like she had this like really curly hair. It could be natural, but I'm sure she had some help with the perm. And Lionel Richie. Lionel Richie, that's a good one. Wow. He had a good one. He had a killer perm.

Did Dirk's have a perm? I used to get accused. I was going to say, I used to get accused of having it. Yes. Yeah, but yours is natural. It is, but people were like, dude, stop perming your hair. Perm. Yeah.

Yeah, it was a lot. Dude, you had a legit perm. But it was natural. Tight, I had some tight curls. It was no big deal. Like, you would have to go on air and be like, I do not have a perm. Yeah, it was controversial. But like Rick James to me.

Oh, yeah. Legit perm. I'm not a big perm guy. But yeah, that was a good one Amy, get a perm. Come on. Do it. Do it.

Do it. Amy, we're going to Vegas tomorrow. You have to get a tattoo. For what? Get it in Vegas on my face. You still owe me a tattoo? Yes. They got great shots.

That's still for real. Yeah. That was a bet. Don't Welch. You tricked me. It's Bobby Balls time. Come on, Bobby Balls. I remember getting irritated because they made this YouTube video and they were like,

look, here's how every country song sounds the same. And I was like, well, it's not fair to put country in this category because all hits follow this pattern. There's a formula to make these songs. And so here's a pop one. Ready? So here's these two guys and they just do one beat, all the songs. There's like seven songs in that one club. Wow.

There's a formula to making things. People like familiarity. Like the crazy songs that are way wild They end up not making it as hits People have more passion for them But they end up not being big hits on the radio But not everything's got to be on the radio So when that thing came out

And they were playing a bunch of songs They were like look at how all country sounds the same Here's how all pop sounds the same There's a formula to putting out things people like There's a formula to making successful hamburgers Drive to any hamburger place They basically all look the same They're just made a little different

Like there's a way people like things and so they like familiar things and again you're hearing she will be loved you're here Wonderwall Oasis you're in Charlie Pooh's attention you're in all these songs

and that's just 20 seconds of it so that's all I wanted to do I get so irritated when people start critiquing how music is written because you're not a writer shut up yeah you're not a producer

shut up like there are songs I just don't like but I don't go well you know what I don't think the structure Bobby shut up I thought to say to me I mean. Two songs right there's a lot.

Fifth songs. She will be loved in an oasis. I mean, it's crazy. It's all people like familiar things. That's why these same gas can make hits over and over again. They know the secret. Let me ask this question. So you're having your wedding.

Weddings are expensive. And someone says, hey, Amy, you have that wedding dress. I'd like to put a corporate logo on it. And I'll pay for a fifth of your wedding. A fifth? Yeah. Would you put a big corporate logo on the whole back of your wedding dress? If I, no. And that's why I say a percentage to the wedding because weddings are all different money for different people.

Like mine, I kept pretty affordable to me. So I, no, no. I mean, I could possibly consider signage somewhere else if I really needed the money, but not on the back of my wedding dress, although that's sure to get the most attention. A couple has recruited several corporate sponsors to help cover the cost of their wedding. And so they were like, hey, you guys want to sponsor our wedding? They have 10 sponsors. First of all, they were smart.

They did a website to put all the sponsors on the website. So they're like, hey, go to our website to register to do all of it. Wow. Yeah, these are thinkers. There's a space on his tuxedo for a company's logo. There's a space on the back of her dress for a logo. Her train. Yeah, so it's, would you do it?

You know? I think all the guys would go, yes, because weddings aren't really for us. Yeah. because I'm a rock mind. If I ever get married, I told you guys. It's going to be like, all right, you know, somehow I'm going to build a stage, right? And they're going to be like, okay,

they're our next performer. And, you know, like when the wedding band comes out and plays. And so they're going to be like, welcome to the stage. And everybody's going to think I'm bringing out some, probably some country music artist. And it's going to be me in a suit change. I'll be like, it's Bobby peeps.

And I have a little headset mic on. And now I rock out of dance routine to my, My own wedding by myself. Okay. What did your wife do while you're doing this? She's her? Watch and amazement. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Maybe even in this song now, I think about it. Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be like, I'm married. I think I did it again. That's right. I walk around the room, and I, like, push people's noses with my finger. Okay. I'm like, yeah.

Stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Like, so, but how, what do you seem so excited about this? Like, what if you don't ever get married? I feel like you're going to miss out on this. Someday at some convention, I'm just going to come out and be like, it's Bobby, beeps. You know what some people do?

What? They marry themselves. I've been doing that for a long time. No, not like that, no. Yeah, at least four times a week. Stop. Oh, my goodness. Oh, that's not what you're talking about?

No, they should have ceremonies where they're like not going to get married, so they just have a big party about how they're committed to themselves. Yeah, yeah. But, I mean, if you give you an opportunity to have. I committed myself a lot. My grandmother's on road a lot. Oh, my God. I'm very committed.

At your wedding, though, would you come out as a new person and be like, oh, you're expecting old Bobby? But he's dead. Because you're married now. You're a changed dude. That was a very long stretch. Oh, my goodness. I thought I nailed that one. Poor guy.

He'd been sitting on that one for all right. He was waiting for us to stop talking. Yes, I've been waiting for you to be quiet so I could tell you that. All right. All right, everybody. Thank you for hanging out with us. Bobby God's show. We're all here.

I'll be having a good one. You'll wake up, spend two minutes with us. We appreciate it every morning you do. Hello, Jim. Well, south side of Chicago is the better's part of town. Yeah? And if you go down there, you better just be well. A man named Leroy Brown.

So a guy need to break $100 a bill. It goes in a gas station. It's like, hey, I need break 100. They're like, well, we can't just break 100. Yeah, buy something. All right, I'll take a lottery ticket. Get him a lot of ticket. When it's $10,000.

Wow. No, $100,000. I won't miss a zero. Wow, wow, wow. What? Even better, $100,000. Yeah. I have a $100 bill in my wallet right now.

Cool. And if I went to the gas station and did that, it would not work for me. It wouldn't work for most people. I'm telling you, the lottery finds a story. They make the news cover them. There's a woman. She goes into red lobster. Right.

She's eat 82 years old. Oh, good. Like, me, Ma'am is in Red Lobster with the bib on, eating lobster, and drinking like crazy. apparently. Her name's Marlene Spencer. She's now suing Red Lobster in Webster, Texas. Because she got so drunk, she fell on broke her hip. She fell in the parking lot, broke her right arm and her hip, required surgery. Her daughter had warned Red Lobster not to over-serve her mother. I think the laws where waiters or bartenders have to monitor people are so dumb. Yep.

People should have to monitor themselves. This woman should have to pay money for bringing such a stupid lawsuit. Go ahead. And where is she going? 82 years old. She's drunk and she's going out to the parking lot to get in her car. Carriage. With horses.

I mean, anything she should be thinking, Red Lobster, that she didn't get in her car and drive. I don't know that she was going to drive. Somebody may have been driving. I don't know. But she was so drunk, she fell and but she's going to sue Red Lobster because they over-served her. Yeah, no. Can I sue Twinkies if I get fat? They made them.

Put them in a box. Someone probably has done that. Yeah, probably not, though. I mean, and who knew an 82-year-old with them? that hard. Yeah, she was hard. Oh, my dad's girlfriend's around that age.

She's, like, so out and about all the time. There's out and about, and then there's shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot. This is a spring break grandma. I don't know what she does, but she's a special She's going down to Panama City

and crushing it, you know what I mean? Yeah, stop with the dumb lawsuits. There was that lawsuit at Starbucks, you got to see this, where the guy was robbing a Starbucks. Oh, my gosh, this is so dumb. And I don't have it in front of me, so I can tell you. So, this guy was robbing.

a Starbucks, a Good Samaritan jumps in and pops them, knocks him down. The guy that was robbing the Starbucks is suing the Good Samaritan for beating him up. That's right. You know what? They should beat, he should beat him up again. Yeah. Yeah. Stop it. Well, he did stab him a couple times during the fight. I know.

He stabbed him with the robber's knife. The guy that was robbing had a knife and the guy that jumped in and stabbed him with his own knife. And he sued, I mean... Yeah, what is this world coming to? What's wrong with people? What's wrong with people? So a kid, he's like four years old, he goes up to the police officer and he's like, I don't know, do you go arrest that clown here? There by the park.

What is it? A critter clown over there by the park. A clown? Yeah. Did you got a gun? Yeah. Can you shoot that clown with your gun? I'll go check it out.

I'll go see, okay? There's a killer clown. It's a killer clown. It's a killer clown. Yeah. Yeah, and he's like, hmm, why got it? Can you go shoot in with your gun? You got a gun?

Yeah, yeah. What is it? A clown? Yeah. You got a gun? Yeah. A gun. You shoot that clown.

Yeah, like clowns. If you had one year to sit out from this job, like, it was like how you get one year to sit out, and you knew the job was going to be here in one year. Right? You knew it. Yeah. What would you do with that year? Go to Haiti. For a year.

Yeah. I mean, my kids aren't here yet. They're still there. And who knows, they might be there another year. But, yeah, 100%. You would live there? Yeah, I maybe even would live there with my kids and, like, make the transition easier for them to come here.

But I love being there with them. And that's besides this job, my husband and I both do other things down there and we could be their hands on doing it. Lunchbox, you have a year. What do you do? That's easy. I hit Survivor. Then I hit Amazing Race.

And then I travel. You're already doing that in those two things. But that's like a reality show. You're probably not going to get on. Like what would you do? Like really tomorrow's like you have a year. What do you do? Probably travel.

Really? That's awesome. Where? I'd like to go to Ireland, see my heritage. Have you done the thing where you're for sure you're from Ireland? My grandpa, no, no, my grandpa is from Ireland. I've just seen too many commercials where the guys like, I knew I was from Scotland. And the next thing he's in Ethiopia.

No, like he moved here from Ireland. Great. And my grandma is from Bohemia. So there's this thing where you spit. into it? Ancestry.com. No, better than that. It's a thing, and I got to remember what it's called.

I call like 23 of me or something. You spit into it and it tells you like your, not only that, but also tells you your genetics. It's like a lot of stuff. See if that's what it's called. Pretty awesome. How do you Google that? Spit in a.

No, like, 23 and me, DNA genetic testing and analysis. Oh, there you go. That's legit. Type spit in a tube and hit images. No, no, I'm good. But I'm saying is, that's a, I would like to, that be, but it also tells you like what you're prone to be. No, I don't want to know that.

But why not if you can, like, if you're prone to heart disease, why would you not want to take care of yourself? Okay, so answerstery.com will tell you a little bit of that because, well, back,

my dad, they found out that his girlfriend has like a tiny percentage of African American in her, and her heart condition is predominantly an African American people. And her doctors are like, oh, well, that explains why we thought it was odd.

You have it, but maybe not. Yeah, this one's like heart, and you send it off. And they heart, they give you like allergy stuff. Wow.

That's amazing. That's cool. Bobby, What would you do for a year? First of all, I'm going to be mayor of Arkansas. Yeah, I'm going to be governor of Arkansas at some point. And so I think I would go back and spend a lot of time there rebuilding and working and investing in that. Being with the people.

Because I can't, this job keeps me traveling so much. I go back home to Arkansas a lot, but I can't go back as much as I would like. So probably go back to Arkansas. I would sleep. I catch up hibernate Oh my gosh Catch up on sleep

I've been doing I've been doing mornings Like 15 years You know Wait 22 I'm 37 15 years So 15 years So 15 years I'm waking up

3 o'clock in the morning And I don't know if I can take it And I don't know if I can take it My body don't know I don't know if I can take it anymore Yeah I don't know if I have How many more years

I can take waking up at 3 a.m And getting four hours sleep at night Like physically it's going to kill me What time do you think Governor gets to sleep till like five? No, I'll sleep till, I'll make my own hours. You'll wake up at noon. I change the name of the state.

Bobby saw. You're responsible for the livelihood of so many people. Yeah, yeah, hit me up at noon. That livelihood is good at 7 p.m. too. I'll be rocking that. Bobby's like, don't schedule anything before noon. I'll call you. I would not.

If I'm out of the same for three days, I'm back to sleep until noon immediately. Easy. That's impressive. And staying up to Holly. Oh, I won't go to until the sun. Sun's comes up. Like my natural list is stay awake until the sun. So these press conferences are like at 2 a.m.

And that's when I'm like feeling it. Yeah, I'm like, no, probably like a 9 p.m. press conference. It would be good. But yeah, I'd probably do that. I like to Arkansas. I'd start work on some education and stuff. Yeah.

That's what I'd also go stay in Austin and just live a little bit. I'm like, yeah. I'd go do things like, oh, I'd go do bills and like, and prove the education. I'd write a book. I'd go and prove Haiti. I'm like, I go on real. I'd go on a survivor and try to win a million dollars.

But that's what you're, you love to travel. You're passionate about reality stuff. I do love reality shows, man. Hey, they got a new one coming on MTV called 90s house where they go back and make you live like in the 90s. So it's like millennials. Oh, phones with cords? Yes.

They take away their cell phone. They're like, what is? And they make them wear the same clothes as the 90s. It looks awesome. Game Boys? Yeah. It's got 90s. That's actually a funny cut out.

Yeah, it is. Great. That's cool. Okay. Well, Eddie, what would you do? Nothing. I have a family man. I would just do the same thing I'm doing now. Just not coming to work.

Got it don't, y'all. That story is interesting. They say teens are drinking less and dating less now. And do you know why? Why? Think about it before you answer. Why do you think teens would be drinking and dating less? Because they're always on their phones.

Too busy. Nailed it. Really? Yeah. Yeah, basically you nailed. Yeah, basically you nailed. According to this, teens are not as in a restaurant. in dating or driving or jobs or basically anything 20 years ago because it's internet

and social media usage like they're spending way more time doing that they're on terrible no what I don't think they're not dating they're not interested in work sex drugs oh whoa whoa I choose Instagram over her over teen pregnancy 13 year old dating and I was like interested in like life stuff that's so weird they're doing less you know socializing and becoming like better humans he said they're less dating and drinking. You know, I also think that the phones are, for me, have been great. I would not have competition with anybody without the phone.

It's true. I would just do this show, lock myself away, and then go do stand-up on the weekend. That's it. You know, that's it. Bye-bye. But I have a phone, so I have a connection. I talk to you guys. On my phone.

I just wouldn't. People are like, all people on our phones all the time. Yeah, talking to people. Having a connection. Everybody relax. You see the Yankees game where that kid gave up at the face of the ball. Oh, my goodness. Yeah.

Yeah, at 105 mile an hour. They had to take the kid out. official say she's doing okay. I mean, and I, the guy who hit the foul ball, he was just like, oh, he just watched it. Oh, they all felt bad. All the players were just like, oh. Yeah, I was at Coffman Stadium in Kansas City,

so I could get just crushed by a foul ball, like him right in the neck. Luckily it wasn't in the face. But those balls can fly. They tell you over the top, be aware of foul balls. But it's hard when it? That was hard to watch. And they didn't even show the ball hit anything.

It was just. Just even watching. watching. The batter feels so bad. Yep. Yeah, it's the whole thing now. Like, should they put nets up? Well, yeah.

Shouldn't they? Or then does that take away from somebody else getting to catch a foul ball? But then there's that one time, remember, the bat split apart and hit the woman in the face with the bat? They're rare. They're rare instances. I know.

Netting everywhere, yeah. Net the whole thing. Everywhere. Like around the whole field? What about streets? Just net our life. Like parades? Yeah.

putting nets up on the side when you have a parade around our cars. I think parades are so dumb by the way. I know you've said this. Like I have a whole thing on parades where parades are basically

just cars driving down the road. Like when do we stop going parades are cool? Or because kids like parades. When do we just take our kids and go stand inside the road and go, this is a parade? You just check your kids at any time.

Just go stand on the road and be like, here's a parade. He just wave of cars because don't wave back. Take the kids out. He just let them wave. Eddie, you can take your kids your four-year-old

and be like, hey, we're going to go to a parade and walk down. on just a slightly busier test. Yeah, I feel like they would think it's weird because there are no clowns or like Mickey Mouse or anything. A parade, no, he's Mickey. A parade's like the guy from the car dealership

and someone who was missing teen George Pete seven years ago. Yeah. Just take your kid. You just try. Be like, hey, we're going to go to a birthday, dude, please. Please do this.

He's going to be like, what? Take your four-year-old and go, say, hey, we're going to go to a parade and then go to a pretty busy, but not like highway, and just wave at cars. Why do you make me do this stuff? That is hilarious. See if he believes it's a prey

because praise are stupid. Unless there are floats, parades are stupid. All right, I'll do this. Because a praise is any time of day. Appraits to 3 p.m. Yeah, but don't go with your nine-year-old. Your nine-year-old,

he'll give it away. He'll give it away. Yeah, yeah. I happen to like parades just for the record. Cool. Yeah, I have one for you to watch today. Okay. Right.

Right. Right. I'm about your house. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Coco Ono has forced a beverage company to stop calling one of its products, John Lemon. I get it. They're obviously, John Lennon is her deceased husband. They're using that.

I get it. I don't know if they'll win. She'll win. Probably. I'd probably sue too. Yeah? Yeah. They're capitalizing off of John Lennon.

It's funny. Like, we would go. But as someone who creates products with brands and have people, you know. Yeah. I get it. Okay. Yeah, she's going after her. Yoko, oh, no. It's John Lemon's funny. It's funny. And you can't prove it.

As the consumer, ha, ha, ha. But as someone who also, you know, does apparel and does... Does she have a lot of money? Yogo? I'm sure. Yeah, well, I just didn't know. Maybe she could use the opportunity to be like, hey, if you want to use the name, but I'm just going to get in on it. No, she didn't need that. Because she owns all the Lennon McCartney, the Lennon part of it, all the songs of Beatles wrote. Oh, wow. So she's at a estate. She owns a linen.

the state. All right. The threat of sounding dumb, I thought John Lennon still toured. That's Paul McCartney. John Lennon's dead. He was killed in New York in 81. Yeah, in the 80s.

I would even look that out. Yeah, he was, yeah. The dude was like a massive fan. Like right outside his house, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would like, John Lennon,

imagine all the people. Oh, so he's not. He's gone. And the Beatles are kind of split. Like, who's your favorite beetle? And for us, we never knew the Beatles, because we weren't alive. But I was always a McCartney guy.

I thought McCartney was cool. I was a linen guy all the way. And see, like, in the raging idiots, you're the raging idiots. Y'all are the only two that could claim somebody. In the raging idiot, it's like, I got nobody. I'm the Paul Simon and Eddie's. No, I'm the Paul Simon. Yeah, yeah.

And I'm like the McCartney and you're like, when did he die? 80. I did he say 80? December 80. Oh, so close to Eddie. You were really close. Ah. Eddie? Thank you.

Anybody have. So a chef who worked with Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, it was talking about what they eat. Oh, tell me. You know what? You like one of the palo? Yeah. He loves her.

It's more so about like, let me guess. Let me guess what they eat. Okay, tell me. They only eat plants grown in temperature of 68 degrees. Makes sense. And the plants have to be gently caressed for three hours a day by seven virgins. It's something like that. If you do, but listen, let me tell you a little quick tip here since you say that.

If you massage kale, it actually is better for. Amy, you're the weird. weirdest person. You massage, wait, why do you massage it to make it feel good? No, I massage it. Oh, it had a stressful day. No. Man, my kale's had a rough morning.

You got some bad news from the doctor. After it's in my bowl before I eat it, if I'm doing like a mashed up, a mashed up avocado or something on it, I massage the kale with it. I don't know. It helps prepare it for digestion or something. There's a difference in like breaking down a food to eat it. Like, there will be a time to crush something up so it's easier to eat. I don't call it massaging it.

You're right. Yeah, so like you literally take your hands and just scrunch it. You don't rip it apart? I literally massage the kale. I guess that's like a brisket rub. Yeah. Just saying massage is weird. Yeah, I just really...

Yeah, no, you're weird. You're weird. So what do they eat? You're weirder. I feel like Jekko and I had the same thing. No, you're weird. And now Jek-Oen tells Bobby how he feels about him. Because you're weird, dude.

And you're the weirdest human beings ever. And you're not as weird as you are, dude. Bobby Ball. Back to you, Amy. Oh, so wait, did I get to what the chef said? No. Oh, he said, quote. Oh, they eat nothing.

That's funny. All right. That is so funny. Because she has a cookbook and sometimes I'm flipping through it and I'm like, no way she eats this. There ain't no way she eats this. Okay. That's like, we're not going to go talk to Jennifer Anderson's trainer. What does she do?

No, she shouldn't work out. Wait, what? She's just naturally blessed. We just talk. Yeah, what else? So has anyone in here ever? done the bathroom breakout where you're out on a date and you legit say you have to go to the bathroom, you excuse yourself and you don't go back.

No, I would never death to that human. Me neither, but apparently one in seven people have done this. I would never, I would never, I would never do that to that human. I would never, I wonder if anybody. I mean, bar break out, yeah, you meet a girl at a bar and you're like, okay, this is, I'm never at dinner, but at a bar, you're like, oh yeah, I'm going to go to the bathroom. Oh, yeah, I mean. That's the peel out.

That's the peel out noise. Prison break. Oh, yeah, of course. Who ain't. I mean, let's be honest. I didn't take a lot of girls at dinner. Yeah. Let's be honest.

I'm talking to the bar. Okay. Well, lastly, guys, if you're trying to get a lady to like you, turn up the music. According to a study after listening to music, women rated photos of men's faces more attractive. Yeah. What?

I don't get it. If they listen to music. What? Am I hotter? Yeah. Look at me, God. You're a hot. Wow, your biceps look stronger.

Anyway, go ahead. What would be saying? Well, that's... It's fine, huh? I can't hear you. Come out of out of sex now. Oh, boy. I'm just saying,

probably even better if you could actually play the music yourself, like with the guitar and sing to her. I just sing louder. Yeah. That never works for me. All right. Thank you. That was Amy's Pile of Stories.

I started this list, 10 most underrated artists in country music. What's the point out of? I just hope you'd look at the list and maybe check out a couple of their music. There's a couple songs. And maybe you're a fan. Brandy Clark at 10. Craig Campbell at 9. Luke Bryan at 8

Charlie Warsham at 7 Cody Johnson at 6 Yesterday we got another top 5 because she is one of the best singers in country music Lauren Elena was at number 5 And you just Lauren is going to come in next week I called her yesterday

No she texted me and I called her back up because she was like hey thanks for putting my own list And so I was like come in next week So she's gonna come sing next week But when you hear her sing live you're just like Oh it's a different level number four on the most underrated artist list coincidentally we had a conversation about him earlier is kip more

and i've gotten to know kip on a much more personal level in the past like year or so you want to talk about someone who just lives his art lives more than i think more than anybody i've ever met like is an artist in every way sensitive about it passionate about it just and he's a different kind of I mean he's the kind of guy that he's able to make super creative weird things

because he lives his life in a super creative weird space he's the art and he goes and just disappears for a while doesn't do, I mean he's intense about art he is intense and he's number four on the list of most underrated artists he put out this new record slow heart and I've had some time to mess with a little bit

and live with it and listen to it. And there was a song on it, and I think I said last week, my favorite song is blonde. I didn't play it last week, but I played some today, and listeners was like, that's good.

And our station manager, we're like, that's good. And then people were messing me like, that's good. So I just played it. And it wasn't in the top 200. And now it jumped like 120 spots after one spin.

Like, it's that good. Or people didn't hear it. I'm playing again. That's why I do. I'm a rebel. And I don't even have a cause. So this isn't a radio single because Kip's radio

single is this one here. More Girls Like You. So God Make Girls Like You Make My number four on the list is Kipmore. I'm going to play a song called Blonde. It's from his slow heart album. If you like it, download it.

Kipmore, Blonde, Bobby Bone Show. I saw you in a magazine just the other day. When they asked you where you came from, funny, you forgot this place. I guess you've called Eurasia we've been knowing you before pre-kate. Can't hide the real you behind that new fake name.

You can chase the lights. You can chase the thing. Used to be the captain of the cheer team. Now you're just a never coming home, come a queen. Don't sell yourself longer. Be confused. You ain't even blonde girl. Or even true to your old and your sister on Sunday Your little brother starts school on Monday Your granddaddy roll over in his grave

If you saw the way you changed You can chase Now you're just a never-cutty lips girl They had a down-harm taste So why'd you go and feel them girl Miss up the ones that God gave You can change Sell yourself longer

Yeah, eh, yeah Yeah. That's new Kipmore called Blonde. That's a good song right there. I'm on Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. And remember, if you're driving around, you listen to the show, and you're like, oh, I'm losing the show. Maybe you're driving in between cities.

You can always take the IHart Radio app and search IHart Country, and our show is live until 10 Central. Some shows cut us off early, too, so you can hear it all. And you can even hear all the breaks that we do. Anyway, that's one to let people know. I just got a tweet. It's like, hey, they cut me off. It's cool.

Listen to IHart Country channel or podcast the whole show later on. On I Heart Radio, just search Bobby Bone Show. It's all up there. Maybe you don't want to hear all of it. I wouldn't. I wouldn't hear the Bobby. I want to only the Amy segments. Oh, wow.

Yeah, me. I'm big fan of Amy. Like, that's the reason I listen to the show. Okay. You know? That'd be what I do. So I search out there. So people can do that.

Yeah. Just move a finger across on the app. Okay. I'd skip all the Bobby stuff. Oh, stop. That dude. I wouldn't. Bobby's the best part.

He's funny one. That dude. You can't even fit his head in the room. The common sense one. I'm saying? Yeah, that's true. Mr. Bobby Bones. Did you update your phone yet, your operating system?

Nope. I'm always, like, way behind on that stuff. You should update it. It's cool. Is it too awesome? It's really cool. And I don't have a new phone because, I mean, you can't get one yet, I don't think. But so when you update it, for example, like when you screenshot, you know on Snapchat, you can edit a picture?

Yeah. Or even Instagram. Insta story. You can, on a screenshot now, it's built into the phone. That's so great, because sometimes I have to go into Instagram and decorate a photo or do something that I want highlight something I want to send to a friend so then I save it.

I don't even post it to Instagram. That's genius. It's awesome. Yes. So there's that. And these are the little dorky things that we think are cool. On your text message,

like when you hit text and you're going to send someone a message, on the bottom of it, there are all these options. Instead of just like having a GIF, there's like you can send the Google coordinates, Apple coordinates of exactly where you are. It's all in the bottom already.

Wow. There's the gifts. There's all these things. Now you can just flip your face. finger and see them. Wow. So it is worth it. So like, look, I'll show you about. Like, this is me sending Mary Forrest's text message.

And so, but it's like, want to send iTunes, want to send GIF, a story from ESPN. The weather? The weather. All this stuff, all the apps that you have are now on the bottom of your phone. Cool. So you can send it in a text message, a tweet. It's cool.

That's cool, man. So there's that. Also, I don't see very well. The display is better. And that, I know I'm old. But I'm like, I can see the letters a little better. So, but yeah, the operating system is. You are so happy right now.

Yeah, you are. Like, you're glowing. Yeah. No, my phone will say, I'll get those messages. I get excited about it. I'm the happiest I've seen you in a while right now. I did the download right when you could. Meanwhile, like, I get messages over and over from my phone telling me to update, and I'm like,

ignore, ignore. Yeah, I like that. I like it. Amy, and then? Yeah, that's cool. It's cool. Let me say this, just because I feel like, like, our listeners and me, like, musically, we're one.

They look out for me, I like out for them. They'll tell me there's a cool song. I tell them there's a cool song. I was playing that song from Kipmore called Blonde, and it's jumped like 170 spots. Wow. Yeah, because it's such a good song.

So anyway, I just wanted to shout that out and say that you should check it out if you haven't. It's my favorite song from that record, and I just played it, and all of a sudden, it's like, you can chase the life. Huge download. Before I get in trouble is I don't play the radio song. That's not their plan.

I know. Coming home, Covered Don't sell yourself longer It's at like 30. It wasn't in the top 200.

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