The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Presents at the CMT Awards & Amy’s Side Boob Controversy
Episode Date: June 8, 2017Highlights from the CMT Awards, Amy's side boob dress and Matt Overton stops by the studio Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for priv...acy information.
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Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America
This is a Bobby Bone
Show
I'm burning on pure adrenaline right now
Yeah
Late night last night
Good morning studio
Morning!
Last night was the CMT
Music Awards
So I was on
I presented
I didn't present until the third hour
Which I always just happened
to be a part of at one
But I would have been happier
To be a part of it earlier
Because I could have went to bed earlier
Oh the first first thing
That'd been awesome
All right, let's start to show.
Our first performance will be presented by Bobby Bones.
But no, I presented Kelsey last night.
And it was good.
And I'm just always happy to be a part of stuff like that.
But it was late.
And then you got to go home and the adrenaline rush.
She's got to come off after performing live for millions.
I really only read like four sentences.
But it was fun.
And Amy looked great last night.
Thank you.
Saw you walk the red carpet.
Thanks.
Yeah.
Lunchbox.
You.
I crushed it on my.
my couch. You did. I was
a little jealous of you. I'm not going to lie to you. I was like,
dang, he gets me on the couch.
And it's better to watch on TV.
No, for sure. Then the beast, like an award
show, it's so much better on TV.
Yeah, but I think I'd rather be up there presenting.
I mean, so you think you're jealous of me on my couch?
I'm jealous that you're on the couch.
But you weren't going to present.
Amy wasn't even going to present. She's like
does a thing for CMT.
I did host a after party.
Yeah. It was like,
Wow.
Well, I did a 20-minute Facebook live after party thing.
I mean, I'd rather host.
Then I was out.
Oh, yeah, exactly.
I'd rather own the whole thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'd rather be the king.
If we can just be the rather.
So, yeah, yeah.
I'd be Chip Eston.
Yeah, no, I'd rather, let's see, I'd rather be Brad Pitt.
Oh, yeah.
Or Ryan Gosselin.
Oh, good one.
Okay, well, that was last night.
We're going to be loopy all day long.
Recognizing people doing cool things.
It's ICU.
You know about the Miami Heat?
The sports team?
Yeah, what team?
Basketball.
There you go.
Miami Heat player Hassan White Side just surprised his mom with the ran new house.
What?
So he went, they were looking at houses.
He's like, let's look at this.
When they pulled up to the sixth bedroom home in North Carolina,
they were just going to do a viewing.
And then he's like, nah, let's not viewing.
He pulled the keys out of his pocket.
It was like, I bought this house for you, mom.
Bam.
That's how it's done.
Isn't that cool?
I love that.
I love those kind of stories of the athletes sometimes are like,
the first thing I want to do is by my mom a house.
Yeah, and he did.
I love it.
I see you.
I see you.
The Bobby Bones Show.
Big Three Stories.
It's producer Raymond at the CMT Awards last night.
Keith Urban cleaned up.
He grabbed four trophies,
sweeping every category that he was nominated.
So congrats to Keith.
In sports in the NBA finals,
the Golden State Warriors beat the Cleveland Cavaliers,
so they now lead the best of
7 series, three games to zero.
And finally, CMA Fest in Nashville, Tennessee.
It starts today.
It'll end Sunday night.
Tomorrow's on this is a bobbymone show.
Hey.
Let me run a couple things by you.
I'm Judge Common Sense, but you have the jury.
Okay.
Ooh, yeah.
So first up, Popeyes has created chicken fingers covered in cookie dough.
Yes or no, Jerry?
Um, I mean, kind of sounds good.
I love salty sweet.
Delicious.
They created a new version of their chicken strips that are breaded with cookie dough.
They look like regular chicken tenders, but they've made the shortbread cookie dough like the fry.
When do these go on sale?
And when can I get them?
Through the 25th, right now through the 25th.
They just want to.
How about that?
That does sound pretty good.
I mean, I'm probably not going to eat it, but it sounds good.
How about this one?
Flaming Hot Chipotle Ranch Cheetos have arrived in stores.
Chipotle Ranch.
Flaming Hot Chipotle Ranch
First of all
It's too many names
Yeah, it's a long title
But it does sound good
Yeah, but I like all those things
They just hit stores
They weren't supposed to come out until next month
But it's like when Beyonce drops the album
Boom, they just drop
And now everybody talks about it
I'm out on that, I don't do ranch
Yeah, I'm not a big ranch guy either
Wow
Y'all are so missing out on life
Yeah, so weird
Yeah
You don't dip your pizza in ranch?
No
Oh, that's the best
I'm not a big ranch guy at the lunchbox
And I know it's
It's a thing, like, and I'm from the south.
Yeah.
In the South, you put the ranch on everything.
Okay, around the room quickly, your condiment.
Me, mustard.
Ketchup.
Barbecue sauce.
mayonnaise.
Oh.
Oh.
Come on.
Eddie, out of the room.
Bye, Eddie.
Get your bones on a Bobby Bones show.
All right, time for the positivity.
It's called Tell me something good.
Let's go.
Tell me something good.
All right.
So, she has a cell phone now, right?
And she gets a text.
Hey, we left two tickets for the stand.
Stanley Cup for you. And she was like, huh, I don't recognize this number. But two tickets to the
hockey Stanley Cup? Okay, I'll go. So she explains to her husband, hey, we got free tickets here.
And she goes up to the gate and they were left in someone else's name. So she's texting her back.
She was like, hey, maybe these weren't for me. And they're like, oh, they weren't. They're from my other
friend. But they're like, oh, well, they didn't show up. You can have them. So then she changed
the name on them. And this girl gets the tickets. Oh, so it was like an accidental text, but she still
got them.
It was an accidental text that she called back.
She goes, hey, these tickets weren't
really for me, huh?
And they were like, no, they weren't.
But since you're there and I messed up, you just get to keep the tickets.
Bam.
That's cool.
Right?
Yeah.
I just been like, oh, I got tickets.
First of all, I wasn't to believe the first text to begin with.
I thought I was like, what are you trying to do here?
Let me call Life Lock and see if this is real.
But then, yeah, she got to keep the tickets.
Amy?
An art student that's volunteering at a dog shelter has decided to
decorate the cones on all the dogs so that they were more likely to get adopted.
A lot of them have had to have surgeries and stuff,
and the cones just make them look sad and not very adoptable.
So she's using art skills and decorating them, and it's working.
They're getting more attention than they otherwise would get.
That's cool.
Lachmikes.
In elementary school in San Antonio wanted to do something different for all the kids that had perfect attendance.
Usually, you know, you just get a little certificate that says,
Perfect Attendance, ah, big deal.
They surprised all students with perfect detentants with a brand new bike.
What?
That's cool.
Yeah.
That perfect attendance, if you get in the habit,
career made.
Pick your career.
You just show up.
Yeah.
90% of it.
Show up and be on time.
The only time I was ever, like,
didn't make it if I was really sick.
And I would have still went to school anyway,
but I don't want to get sick.
Yeah, so I was generous, too.
Yeah, that was kind of.
Yeah.
I was selfless.
Yeah.
How about that?
Yeah.
I would have killed you when you didn't get to go to school.
Oh, I hated it.
I was like, you got to be kidding me.
What am I'm missing?
I'd be like, yes, I'm sick.
What's happening?
I call my friends up,
but what'd you guys do at 3rd?
What'd you guys do?
Get your bones on.
The Bobby Bones show.
Morning, morning, morning.
Cindy in Wichita.
How are you?
I'm great, Bobby.
How are you?
I'm really good.
It's early in the morning.
Can I help you in any way?
Yes.
Okay.
So, my girlfriend,
her brother is getting married.
And his fiancé asked me to be in the wedding.
But she kind of asked you nonchalantly,
and she has, like,
Ten other bridesmaids.
Oh, hold on.
Let me stop you for a second.
I don't understand the relationship again.
We went like five levels deep here, huh?
Okay, so your brother...
My girlfriend.
Okay.
You're like, just your...
Your literal girlfriend or like your friend that's a girl?
My literal girlfriend.
Okay.
You met us at the Bobby Bones.
Got it.
Okay, so...
Your girlfriend, so you're in a relationship.
This is your girlfriend.
Yes, we've been together for two and a half years.
So you're, okay, you're close to her...
It's her brother.
Yes.
Okay.
And his...
His fiancé. Holy cow.
The bride asked her to be a bridesmaid.
Yes.
Okay.
I'm there now.
And she said, last minute, with ten other bridesmaids, will you be a bride's maid's maid?
She asked me like four or five months ago.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Go ahead.
So I've been asking about the bridesmaid's dress since then.
And she just now finally this week said, hey, you can go here to pick out one of the dresses.
And then yesterday she's like, oh, by the way, when you go, you have to pay $200.
$200 in full to get the dress.
And you have to go by the end of the week.
Okay.
So I'm really wondering if I should just kind of back out because it seems like I'm not that important in the wedding anyways.
And also because, like, I can afford $200.
I feel like it's really disrespectful to wait to the last minute like that for have people drop $200.
I agree with you.
It's late to throw the $200.
Let me ask this.
If he has 10 exact groomsmen.
to match and you pull out, is it not going to match?
Because you know how they have people walk down together?
Yeah.
Is that their plan?
I think so.
And my girlfriend is on his side.
Okay, so, listen, if you can afford it, if you can't afford it, it's a whole different
decision because you can't throw it at somebody.
If you can't afford it, you just got to take one for the team here.
You have too many people too close to you that if you can afford it, it is a little bit
disrespectful, I'll be honest with you.
But sometimes you just have to get.
disrespected for somebody else.
That makes it like you have to get disrespected and it's okay but you're doing it for someone
else.
Absolutely.
So I think you go through with it and it stinks to have to go through it and it's a little bit
of disrespect because they didn't throw that price tag on you for that dress till
the last minute but you're not even doing it for them really.
You're doing it for your girlfriend.
You're doing it for other people.
That's why you're in the wedding to begin with.
Thank you, Bobby.
I really appreciate it.
No, I appreciate you.
I hate to have to give that news, but Judge Common Sense knows.
No.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Boundaries.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, I appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
There are people loving that now.
I think I'm going to start it something there.
Lobby Bone Show.
Boneyhead.
This story comes to us from Georgia.
Firefighters had to rescue several people from an apartment complex after they removed the stairs to the second floor because they needed repairing but didn't warn the residents.
So people on the second floor.
come out and there's no way to get downstairs.
Wait, so they just removed the whole stairwell?
Yes, because they were crumbling, so they were doing repairs and they said, oh, tore them all out.
Oh, wait, we forgot to tell the residents upstairs.
Why, how do they get people get down?
The firefighters brought a ladder.
You got to be kidding me.
Whoops.
How do you not tell the people you're coming?
There's the firefighters getting them down.
Huh.
You know, oversight.
That's a month's rent for free, right?
For sure.
And they're going to pay to put them in a hotel until the stairs are fixed.
Well, yeah.
I'm Lushbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
Mids show.
Not if this is going to be a shock to you guys, but Lunchbox has bed bugs.
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
I mean, if we had to play most likely to have bedbugs, lunchbox would win.
For sure.
But the fact that you actually think you have them is gross.
Well, I mean, I've never had bed bugs in my life.
I don't know what they feel like, but my wife, the other night, got bit by something a couple times in the middle of the night.
And I was like, oh, that sucks to be you.
Ha, ha, ha.
And then last night, I woke up slapping.
Ow, because I was getting attacked by something.
From your bed.
From my bed, I was knocked out cold.
Are you sure, one, it's not fleas from a dog?
Yeah.
My dog sleeps in the bed with me.
But he has an awesome flea collar.
He didn't have fleas that bad.
Are you sure it's not fleas?
Yeah, my dogs don't have fleas.
Okay.
Are you sure it's not like?
I'm a mosquito because you left the windows open or like.
No, no windows open in the house.
I don't know what bedbugs look like, but I'm telling you, it woke me up.
I was getting bat, bah, right on my arm.
If you have bed bugs, your whole house has to get, like, de-infested.
Excuse me?
The whole house.
Every piece of clothing, every piece of fabric, it's, they're in.
Oh, it's not just like washing the sheets?
No, you have to call.
You got to get it.
It's bad.
My sister's dealt with it before.
At a place they were staying, she got there, and there was bedbugs, and they were staying.
there for a week. That's how most people
get them. They don't just come into the house.
You go somewhere and you bring them home with you
in your luggage and your clothes. And what's
weird is when I was a kid I didn't know bedbugs were real. I thought that
was just like a little like fairy tale. Yeah, don't let the bedbugs buy.
Yeah, I thought it was a fairy tale though. It's a weird
fairy tale though. To tell your kids like
don't let the bed bugs. Kids go.
Yeah, why do you say that? Hope you have a great night of sleep. Don't
let the seat tics get you.
Wait, what?
That's how nightmares get started.
Yeah, why, why?
Okay, I hope you have a wonderful night's sleep.
Don't let the leeches suck your blood.
What's wrong with parents?
I don't know.
You have to call somewhere and get it checked.
And can you see them?
Like, are they visible?
No, but yes.
Like, no, you're not just going to look and go,
but if you really know and really look, yes.
They hide in the tiny cracks and crevice.
Like, you can lift up the mattress
or, like, you know, in the cracks of the mattress
and the scenes and stuff, look in there.
You have to call somebody.
Because you can't come in the studio.
As a matter of fact, you're bringing it in the studio
if you have it. Oh, man, you can't do that.
You have to call somebody.
Remember the time you got, what do you have?
Hepatitis?
No, tuberculosis.
Okay, so you had tuberculosis and gout.
Gout.
He's had lots of stuff.
I get a mom mixed up.
And I made you get a doctor's note to come back.
I need a note saying you don't have bed bugs
to come back in the studio.
And wash your sheets, dude.
And your body.
Everything.
And your area over there.
Man, you guys are just.
don't pile on, okay?
I'm having a rough day.
The Bobby Bones.
Bobby Mowellon.
CMT awards were last night.
I presented Kelsey Ballerini.
I always appreciate that CMT puts me on the TV show.
So I do that, and the red carpet was before that,
and my girlfriend and I walked the first part of the red carpet together.
And then during all the interviews, we split apart because people get mad that we're together.
And so we just go separately.
It's a weird relation.
It's not even that.
It's not even the things.
It's the people.
because people penalize her for being with me.
Oh.
So we just, we walked the first part of it together and then we split up.
I wish we didn't have to do that.
And it may be what ends this relationship, frankly.
What do you mean?
We talked about this two days ago.
I know, but I didn't think we were going to bring it up again.
Now it seems like if we bring it up again, it's real.
It's annoying to me that people are punishing her for being with me.
But I'm going to tell you this, when you're with her, nobody looks at you.
Like, we walk out the carpet.
Now one person's like, hey, who's, hey, look, there's my bone.
It's all like, hey, there's Lindsay L.
She's real pretty.
You're just the guy or the girl?
Who's the nerd?
Yeah.
Like, who's the nerd?
Listen, I kind of like that.
I don't have to like do my song and dance where I'm like,
I'm funny, look at me, I'm a funny radio guy.
But yeah, no, listen, I don't really, it's a weird place that she's in.
I'm sure.
And I know that you really care about her, so you don't want to hold her back.
And she wouldn't hold me back.
Or jeopardize anything.
Yeah, I get it.
It stinks.
But she was great.
She looked great last night.
Amy looked great last night.
I looked okay.
I went with casual.
look. You looked great.
Thank you. One with cut off shorts and shirt and overall.
This is good. Yeah, good to get a night.
CMT Awards were last night. Thank you guys if you watched.
Is that mom to let the snake bite her baby, teach a baby a lesson?
I did not and I...
Oh, yeah, it's America too. Really?
What? What?
Oh, you didn't see this? No.
What's wrong with people?
Wait till you hear the clips first and then make up your mind.
Okay.
There's no way this. There's no way this is a good thing.
Well, hold on now.
I'm kind of want to hear.
A Florida mother is under investigation.
She posted a video to Facebook that shows a rat snake biting her one-year-old daughter.
She thought it would be a good idea to introduce her kid to the snake and the snake bite.
Here's a mom talking about the intent of it.
My intent was never to hurt her.
It'd bitten me and my son and didn't leave a mark several times.
So I thought it was a good opportunity to introduce her without actually getting hurt.
So far as your mind changed?
No.
But then let me exhibit B.
Okay.
She says the people who are too.
sensitive these days. People are too sensitive and don't bother to ask why. They just think that I
hurt my child intentionally, which I, people that know me know that I would never hurt my children.
Okay, so I don't know where to start with this, but I'll go this first. At one, and listen,
I'm an expert on being a father because I've had zero kids all my life, right? Yeah. At one years old,
you're really not going to teach your baby a lesson. Good point. At one years old, you just protect the
baby. Correct. At about
three and a half you started to teach little lessons.
Yes. That's
the first thing. Secondly, who lets a
snake bite a kid for any reason whatsoever?
That's just
crazy.
Yeah. A mixture of ridiculous and crazy. So it's
crazy.
So that's my thought. Now
the baby's not hurt. There's a rat snake, but it
doesn't matter. Amy.
I mean, I'm not for it. Nope.
She's not for it. She's made her statement.
I don't get it. Eddie, you're a dad. You have two kids. Eddie are
producer. Absolutely not for it.
This is the terrible idea. What's she
thinking? Lunchbox is there any way you can justify
this? I mean, I kind of see her
point where she says that her and her other son
had been bit by it and she knew that it was not
going to hurt the child.
So maybe
she's just saying, look, you know, snakes can be your friend
and you don't have to be scared of them. But do you
want to teach a baby as someone who grew up in Arkansas
with a lot of snakes? That snakes can be your friend.
You don't. You don't teach anybody that.
You want to teach people to respect snakes because they're
not going to be your butt. Some of them, you can buddy
up best you can. They're still going to pop you.
You don't teach somebody's snakes and be your friend.
You teach them respect the snake and they'll respect you
most of the time, but you still got to watch out.
And again, like you said, you can't teach a one-year-old.
You can't teach a one-year-old. You just got to like,
feed it, love it. And cleanse poop.
Yeah. That's it. Yeah.
Get your Bobby Bones on.
Follow Bobby on Snapchat.
Username Bobby Bones show.
Come on y'all.
I saw Keith Urban last night at the CMT Awards.
You know, Nicole Kidman
was in big little lines.
Mm-hmm. Oh, is that what it's calling it?
Because there's pretty little liars.
Yes.
But then there's big little lies.
Yes.
Which I like on HBO.
And they asked her, is it coming back for a season two?
Do you know this?
You've seen this clip?
Uh-uh.
Is it a one season deal you're sure, or is it going to go on?
It was a book, so it was a pretty finite.
Okay.
I mean, we got the taste for it.
So we're like, oh, what a pity.
But, you know, you never know.
You always hope, but there's no story.
There's absolutely no prospects right now.
So as of right now, there's no seasons.
two. I enjoyed the show. I think they have to make a season two, right? It was just so successful,
and that's the rule. If you can make money, you keep doing it. So does someone just have to come
and write the other? Yeah. Oh. Yeah, I would think so.
I was overruled last night. Last night was a CMT Awards. Yeah. It's going to wear my
black Yeasies that you bought me for a birthday. I know. I was wearing black. And I was told last
minute, you can't do that. Apparently, I was looking too casual to wear the yeasies. I was going to
wear the Yeezys. Okay. I mean, which I can
respect that. Last time was fun though. We'll talk about more of it coming
up, some behind the scenes stuff. I was reading this story
though this morning about the future of medicine. AI can predict when a
patient will die with incredible accuracy by studying their organs and
detecting patterns and anomalies in ways that doctors can't.
So, the question is, what do you even want to do it?
Scientists from the university use AI to study chests.
48 patients were studied. They were able to predict when patients
would die within five years, almost nailed everyone.
Oh my goodness.
Wow.
That's amazing.
Yes, I want to know.
AI, tell me what's up.
Because I feel like they're predicting my death in my body's current state and I can do
things to make myself healthier and help reverse my organ damage.
I would just want to know anyway because I think knowledge is power.
Yeah.
And you can start, like say it's your liver or something.
You're like, oh, whoa, better cut back on the old alcohol.
Just even on the body.
Like the more than you learn, I feel like the better life is.
Agree.
So I'm okay with this.
Now, if they just said we'll tell you how you die period straight up.
That's different.
That's different because you can't really.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's going to be a car accident.
Oh, no, I would never get into a car.
Yes.
I would avoid all cars.
Always.
You're going to get hit walking down a road.
No more roads.
Nope.
I'm out.
I'm not walking.
I'm taking the field.
I'm not even walking.
Yeah.
There's a mom who splurged and spent $25,000 on exotic cars.
Three tons of sand, even a camel for her teenage son's extravagant Dubai-themed prom send-off.
Not Dubai theme.
Legit.
$25,000.
Zend.
Thank God for all my people, y'all, that's making Dubai come to real life.
Don't play with me by the good boy.
I said I'm bringing Dubai.
You ain't seen nothing yet.
This is the beginning.
Photo booth.
North Philly.
I ain't even finished yet.
North Philly had to buy us.
She's proud of her son.
$25,000.
Yeah.
That is so cool.
Before the awards last night, I went and I boxed again.
I love going to boxing now.
It's my thing because I'm not bored by it.
Even though your arms all sore.
I'm sore.
I was putting Ben Gay all over me.
You were icy hot.
You're icy hot all over me.
And so I like it, but it is tough, man.
Like the guy put on the thing, you put on like this fat man suit.
Except the fat man goes around, like, just your waist,
and you punch the crap out of it.
So you're just doing side punches.
I don't even know the names of them
Like I'm not that manly
Yeah
I'm gonna tell you though
Lindsay crushes that thing
Oh she does
She whoop
And she didn't hit as hard as I do
But she's just not strong
But she kicks better than me
Oh you get to kick him
Oh yeah
We do all kinds of stuff
Punches roundhouses
Wow
He showed me the karate
Hey right let me show you something
Wait wait wait wait
Take your headphones off
No no video
No video
I don't want people know this
To hurt somebody else
Like if you get in a fight
Like it's also kind of a self-defense class
I'm like a hit you hard
Turn this way
No turn this way
He showed me like
You don't have to punch something in the face
All you have to do is like if you come up to them on the side of their neck,
just hit them right there.
And it completely knocks them down.
Ray almost fell.
Like hold your arm out, Ray.
Like see, hold, just resist.
Okay, I want to push down.
Resist.
Okay, got it?
He resist it.
Put your head down.
Resist.
When your head's down, you have no power.
Get out of it.
So all you have to do is that side of the neck and your neck goes down.
And so I'm learning all this technique.
I'm going to whoops and butts now.
That is crazy.
Yeah.
So I was like, that's boxing, kicking.
And now I'm sore.
They can't move.
Yeah.
You know, that's what Victoria's Secret models do to get ready for their big shows.
Why does everything I do mainly going to get taken to somebody?
All I'm trying to do is from, I got a Jeep.
You know, Barbie had a Jeep.
It's like, I can't do anything now without.
So.
I hope you're having a good day.
Hope you're having a good day.
Oh, you're talking to the listeners.
Yeah, I'm not talking to you here.
I mean, yeah, I hope you having a good day, too.
Well, I mean, I am a little frustrated, though.
Why?
Just a tad.
Because, so yesterday, I mean, I know Lunchbox editing myself with the whole show.
Like, we've been posting as hard as we can, like Bobby Radio, Hall of Fame.
And then yesterday I see Kelly Rippa, like post and then talk on their show, Ryan and Kelly,
about Ryan being in the Hall of Fame.
And that's not even radio.
That's TV.
And so now they're reaching this massive audience that they have.
And I don't really know, I don't know how we're supposed to step up our game.
Well, so for those listening,
and I wasn't going to make it that big of a deal,
but Ryan Sechrest and I are nominated
for the Radio Hall of Fame against each other.
Yeah.
So it's basically like New York and LA versus
we're Middle America.
Right.
That's what it is.
It's like fancy pants, big cities, New York and L.A.
versus Middle America.
Right.
So, yeah, they went on Kelly Rippa,
and they're trying to get Ryan votes versus they're trying to take us down.
Ryan Seacrest has been nominated for induction
into the National Radio Hall of Fame.
Thank you.
You're backstage both went, he's not already in that?
No.
Now you know how competitive I am.
Let's get Seacrest into radiovote.com.
This is the most important election of our time.
I mean, ugh.
For all of our listeners, go to radio.
Now I'm kind of like wanting to fight about it.
Right.
I mean, she says she's competitive.
I'm like, okay, what's up, Kelly?
I wasn't.
Our listeners will crush this.
I don't know if we can beat Ryan.
and the 20 million people that watch that, but maybe.
Yeah.
But yeah, RadioVote.com.
Okay.
It's weird.
Here's my tip.
Okay, go ahead.
Okay, because I don't know that their viewers are going to be smart enough to create.
I don't know that you can even say that.
I don't know if you can do that.
I don't think you can't tell people things.
Yeah.
Emmons I hear about tip.
Hire some Russians, hack the site.
Oh.
No.
Okay, so don't.
But just keep in mind if you happen to have multiple email accounts, you can do that.
Okay, well there you go.
Radiovote.com.
Multiple phones, too.
Let's do this.
Yeah.
I think, listen, I think Ryan's going to come ahead with this.
If they don't, if he doesn't, I mean, I don't know.
Are there vaguest odds on this yet?
Probably Ryan, big favorite.
It's Ryan Sechrest.
Who beats Ryan Sechrest?
Yeah.
But, you know, they think us little country music folk or whatever.
We stay in our little hole.
Fly over states.
Please.
Please.
Nice.
Everybody's computers run.
Everybody turn your computers.
That's yours.
No.
I got one email.
I haven't had one since two days ago.
Dang, dude.
We're not as important as you.
My wrists are so sore from fighting again yesterday.
All I just fight now.
It's going to fight.
Go to the gym.
Fight it up a little bit.
How do you feel when you leave there?
Like exhausted or like pumped up?
Both?
More exhausted.
We did an hour and a half yesterday.
What?
An hour and a half?
Yeah, because I'm a big weenie.
He's like, I need some extra time with this guy.
Oh, okay.
Because he's like a real fighter.
Oh, yeah.
So I'm going to go, I got to pick some fights.
My goal, he's giving me homework.
I got to go pick two fights this weekend.
That's the homework.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's like, all right, there's a homework.
This weekend you come back with two good fight stories.
Doesn't matter how you started.
Right.
Just go pick somebody.
One, picks my smaller, one picks somebody bigger.
Okay.
And then report back.
I'm not available.
So, we went to the CMT Awards last night.
And as we talked about, Amy fell down the stairs, by the way.
Oh, my goodness.
We were sitting in the seats.
We already had bruises forming.
And Amy had to leave.
leave a little bit early to go to get to her after party she was hosting.
She's so cool, right? And so she fell down the stairs.
Yeah. Did everybody see you?
Oh, yeah. There's a whole line of people that are seat fillers. They wait down below.
And then as people go to present or do whatever, these seat fillers come in. And there were so many people, Sam Hunt straight ahead.
Like, I couldn't believe it. I really couldn't. My arm hit the thing. And then when I fell, my shoe got stuck in the groove of the step.
So then not only did I fall, but then I was stuck in an awkward position.
until people rescued me.
It was typical.
Whatever.
I thought the alma wrote the tribute was really good at the beginning.
Yeah, I did too.
We were sitting there and everybody was kind of rushing their seats, rushing their seats.
And the bigger star you are, the later you come in.
Oh, is that how works?
Yeah, it's like they bring you in like, Result.
So everybody doesn't like yell at you.
So needless to say, I was there like two, just sitting there.
Yeah.
I'm like, all right.
You know, Keith and Nicole came in like, Redis.
It was getting dark.
And then they started.
It was Darius.
It was Al Dean.
It was Charles Kelly.
And they did it.
Acapella
I've got to run to keep
from
And I'm bound to keep on
I've got one more
Silver dollar
But I'm not going
Let them catch me know
I'm not going
Let him catch a midnight rider
How good is that?
That's Aldine with the lead
And that's Charles Kelly there at the end
And then Darius does the whole
first verse. Yeah. And it was crazy good.
Lunchbox, I know you don't know what the Allman Brothers are, but did you enjoy that song?
Yeah, it was good. I think I heard that song before, maybe because you played it.
Yeah. But it was good. It was also a massive song.
I think the show was really good.
Last night at the CMT Awards, Brothers Osborne and Peter Frampton played. And you have to either be a
fan of classic rock to the format now or be old enough to know Peter Frampton
songs from back in the day. And so I like Peter Frampton a lot because I listen to classic rock all the time.
Before my time time, that's okay. Like I listen to classic rock. So here, I'm going to play some of
this first. They did, ain't my fault. Which, by the way, he's such a jam.
I got my hands up. I need a night ofile. I need a band. And I should confess to buy. Now, this is
Brothers Osborne song. You like this song, lunchbox? Yeah, this is a good one.
Now, who did you think was playing with him? I thought it was their dad.
You thought, listen, fair.
I really did.
Like, unless you know he's like a legend, you don't know who he is.
No clue.
And did he, he just plays the guitar?
He sings, but he played guitar with them because it was their song.
But, you know.
You ever heard this?
No.
This is him.
This is do you feel like we do.
Or, man, you would know some of them.
Ooh, baby, I love your way.
Every day.
I want to be with you
Night and Day
No?
Not sure I know that one
Really?
It's a good one, dude
Amy, do you know that one?
Yeah, every day, yeah, yeah
Day, look you, Christine Aguilera over there
Yeah
This is Peter Frampton
How do I know all this?
Because it's famous cool
Yeah
So his live album is what really made him, though,
like this one live record
Frampton comes alive
Yeah, we're music nerds by the way
If you haven't noticed
Dad's Brothers
Osborn Peter Frampton
That was good
You remember that song we used to sing
When we were playing golf together
Which one?
I want you
To show me the way
That was a good one too
Every day, yeah
Okay
I want to be with you not a day
Dang
That's why people come to
Raging Idiots concert
Yeah to hear that
That's pretty impressive
Well, I know this guy
So why did they randomly
pick this guy. Like, is he coming out
with an anniversary album, or is it just like,
okay, this guy hadn't gotten any love in a while,
we better put him back out there so people don't
forget about it. One, they like to find
cool mashups, new and old.
And two, like John Osborne
from Brothers Osborne, is
a crazy good guitar player, one of the best in town.
And so Peter Frame is one of the best guitar players. So I think they
try to find, like, a legendary awesome.
John Osborne, is really one of the best
guitar players I've ever seen in my life.
And so that's probably why,
they play together.
Okay.
I went to dinner with John
and probably a couple months ago
and we were eating
and we were just talking about
he was like, you know, I was a nerd.
I was the guitar nerd.
And you look at him now he's got the big beard
and he's cool and it's like,
I'm like, man, I would just sit in my room
and I was the nerd and I would just play guitar
all day because I was just the nerdy guy.
That's what nerds turn into.
They turn into CEOs and rock stars
and they turn into people who create Snapchat
and they don't peek.
They don't peek.
Why'd you look at me after that sense?
You're the one that wrote the blog
on Bobbybones.com about your life peaking.
No, because you guys brought it up, and so it made me reflect on my life.
Oh, wow, you reflected, huh?
Yeah, I pondered.
Like, have I peaked.
And what did you come up with?
My party may have peaked, but in life, I still have a long way to go.
Your party on a peak, though.
Yeah.
There you go.
Last night at the CMT Awards, Keith and Kerry were performing fighter, and Keith starts by himself
the guitar playing acoustically, and it's really good.
Then Carrie, I'll tell you how it ended.
was like, holy cow, that's the best performance
we've seen all night. I mean, it was that good where people
were just like, whoa. People were already standing
up before it was over, ready to give
the standing ovation. Like, I rarely
see a cocked standing ovation.
Everybody was cocked and loaded for it to stops
so they could just stand up and clap. I want to say a
massive thank you to my wife, Nicole
Mary, because... Then after he wins,
he's just like, and he made out with Nicole on
camera set. Yeah, man,
that Keith Irving guy, you got it.
It was so good. She was
so good. So good. And I know we say
all the time, but man, the whole room of people that do that for a living was like, okay,
we should just quit what we're doing right now and just find another career if we have to live
up to this standard. It was that good. I went on, and I introduced Kelsey last night on the TV
show. And so Kelsey was playing the outdoor stage, and I go up and I'm in this big booth.
And I don't know how I did. I don't see it back, but I got Eddie's play-by-play-play.
Yeah, you saw that? On Instagram, I laughed out loud. So I'm up there. And, you know,
I'm like, hey, I'm on TV. Hey, blah, blah, blah, blah. Here we go.
Hershey's cookie layer
stage.
We should be on
the Wothers' original stage.
Everybody say hello to Michelle.
Performers, brand new song.
I got to debut this morning
on my radio show.
Yeah, you did.
And now, you guys here tonight
we'll see it live
for the very first time on TV.
Are you ready?
Yeah, we are.
There she is.
Your play the play is way better
than my side of, dude.
No, dude, you're great.
Then she did the song.
It's a really good song, though.
She was practicing it before we went out
because she was like, I was talking to her before.
She was like, I'm so nervous.
I've never done this song before.
And I'm doing it for the first time on TV.
So during the commercial,
she was practicing the song over and over and over again.
And there were Pimpma Joyce shirts surrounding the stage.
No way.
I took Snapchat of them because I was up in a crane.
What?
I didn't see that yet.
That's awesome.
Yeah, nobody watched my Snapchat.
I asked Eddie.
I said, Eddie, did you see my Snapchat of Florida George Line
jumping in the shot?
And he's like, no.
I said, you got to watch it.
I just did.
Yeah, I showed it to you.
Okay, okay.
Because it's like this weird thing with us.
I'll check it out.
And so, yeah.
And so, yeah.
That's so cool.
Can I tell you something?
It's still so cool to see you on TV.
Like, when you do stuff like that, like, I don't know how everyone else feels, but I feel proud.
And then the boys are with me, and they're just like, dang, that's Bobby.
It's like Eddie's friend.
That's like who you work with.
I gave the fifth of the fans, too.
That's what I call it.
Every time I get on TV, I give our listeners the fifth to say thank you.
So that's up.
If you want to see it, Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram.
Yeah, it was good.
Today's National Best Friends Day, so I'll give you TV best friends.
Okay.
Tell me what show they're from.
All right.
If you miss it, you're out.
We'll go around the room.
So these are best friends on TV.
You give me the show they're from.
Okay.
Okay.
I'll give me up first.
Will and Jazz.
What TV show are they from?
Will and Jazz?
Yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
Will and Grace.
No, the Fresh Prince.
Oh, Jazz.
DJ, Jazz.
Could you have said DJ Jazzy Jeff?
He's not DJ Jazzy Jeff on that show.
He's jazz.
Man, I'm so lame.
I really feel.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out over that.
Lunchbox.
One of my favorite shows.
Joey and Chandler.
Oh, friends.
There you go.
Yay.
Eddie.
Yeah.
Kelly, Lisa, and Jesse.
Kelly, Lisa, and Jesse.
Best friend, hey.
Go ahead.
Yeah, they are Boy Meets World.
No, save by the bell.
I'm so stupid.
Kelly and Cali.
I know.
I know.
You're the one or round of one.
Thank you.
We're going to play another round, no, because you guys are...
That was already bad.
Okay, Amy.
Ready.
Doug and Deacon.
Doug and Deacon.
National Best Friends Day.
They're TV best friends.
Doug and Deacon.
Doug and Deacon.
Stop looking at me like it's easy.
I'm sure it is.
SpongeBob.
King of Queens.
King of Queens.
Doug Heffernan.
Yes.
Did you see...
You know that show Kevin Can Wait with Kevin James?
Yes.
They fired the current TV wife and they're bringing Leah Remedy to play that wife again.
Yes.
Nice.
So it really is just King of Queens again?
Basically.
Which is a great show, so.
Lunchbox.
Oh, I'm up again.
Carrie, Samantha, and Miranda.
Sex and the City.
Correct.
What on earth?
Eric and Hyde, Eddie.
Oh, that's 70s show.
Correct.
There you go.
Saw him last night on TV.
Lunchbox, Jerry and George.
Oh, that's Seinfeld.
Nice.
Eddie.
Yeah.
Eddie and Waldo.
Oh, family matters.
Correct.
Oh, good one.
Tim and Al.
Lunchbox.
Home improvement.
Nice.
Oh!
Yeah.
Eddie for the win or for the tie, actually.
The last one.
DJ and Kimmy.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Bullhouse.
Oh, wow.
There you go.
But Limefog, you are the winner because you tie and won.
I do it.
We are, we, win, no matter what.
I can go and they stay there.
Hey, they stay there.
There he is.
There he is.
Nice.
Let me go over and talk to Mary in Nashville.
Hey, Mary.
Good morning, Bobby.
Good morning.
How are you?
I'm great.
How are you?
What can I help you with?
Well, I just wanted to thank Amy, mostly, for a great suggestion.
I have access to, well, my own personal accounts.
I have three.
My husband has two, and I have three teenagers at home.
They have three.
I'm the mom.
I'm the wife.
I know passwords to everything.
And so I voted, I think, eight times for you.
Oh, and the Radio Hall of Fame?
Well, thank you very much.
That's very kind of you to even care.
I really appreciate that.
And all legal.
No, you're awesome.
Thank you.
You know, and again, I wasn't going to make it a thing because I don't want to lose publicly.
But Ryan Crest is on TV begging for votes.
TV.
Like, that's not fair.
Totally different audience.
Bobby versus Ryan.
It's the little man me versus Ryan.
Dave and Goliath.
Yeah.
Well, we're going to try to, you know, even the playing field as much as we can.
I appreciate that, Mary.
Nashville, we got you back.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, wow.
If each one of our listeners, yeah, if they did like her and like one equal to eight.
Thank you very much, Mary.
That's legit.
I appreciate everybody.
If I don't win, well, I'm going to be disappointed because I'm still staying by it.
Just to be nominated.
Oh, yes.
Youngest nominee?
No, no, no, you don't finish.
Oh.
People go.
Just be nominated.
It's like, I want to win anything I'm nominated at.
And you're never, who cares about nominees like two years later?
It's not like two years ago.
He was nominated.
It's like you either win or you don't.
I don't want a participation ribbon.
I tell our listeners don't get participation ribbons.
I want to win.
Well, so is there a shot if you don't win this year?
Okay, never mind.
Who doesn't want to be alive next year?
Who knows if you'll be alive?
So you don't like it when they say, oh, this is an Oscar-nominated actress.
The Oscar's a different thing.
Well, so now do we refer to you as Radio Hall of Fame nominated?
Because that's not a thing.
Oh. I don't like participates trophies.
We win or we go?
Well, we didn't win that one.
We'll get them next time.
Yeah, and we're going to have to change all our imaging to welcome to the Hall of Famer Bobby Bone Show.
No, we're not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
Yeah.
Oh, well, it could be.
Yeah, I do have a shirt, lunchbox guy.
I mean, I wear it sometimes.
I've never seen it.
Can you imagine our induction party?
Oh, we're going.
Oh, I cannot wait.
Hard!
Yeah.
If we have one, will you get drunk, Amy?
If you commit to it, if you commit to it, we'll win.
What?
What do you want me to do, though?
Five shots at tequila.
So you want me to pass out?
Okay.
Wait, now I didn't want to say it like that.
Yeah, that's weird.
I don't mean it like that, but I'm pretty sure if I took five.
fall asleep. You said go hard.
That's going hard. Okay, so you want me
to pass out? No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no. I just know.
No.
People on Instagram are loving that
Boomerang Amy that I posted.
Oh, boy. It got a lot of love.
Amy, if you don't think you look beautiful.
Well, I got some hate.
Go look at that again. No, no, it's like 97% good. So what happened was,
Amy and I did a boomerang. In Amy's
dress you could see a lot of side boob.
It had mesh. A lot of people can't see that
there's mesh all around me. No mesh yet.
No mesh. No mesh. Anyway, so
Amy's doing this kick and there was a lot
of side boob and
I think it was the shadow too.
No, no, no. You were also packed pretty
tight. Yeah, in the mesh.
No, no. Anyway,
go to Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram.
Read the comments. I thought you looked fantastic.
And my husband, yes, he knew what
dress I was wearing. He loved it.
The fact that you say that means you knew.
There's Blake.
I was talking to him last night.
Mm-hmm.
Probably like 15 minutes.
And I was like, hey, how long are you here?
And he was like, I'm really not here.
He's like, I'm in my bus.
So he flew in.
He lives in his bus because I'm still on the road.
Yeah.
I was like, you know, hotel or anything?
He's like, no, I'm just staying on my bus.
And so it's like a home.
Yeah.
The funniest story was Eddie going to Willie Nelson's house.
And Willie has a house, but he was living in his bus.
Mm-hmm.
Because they just are on the bus.
It's life on the road.
You just feel more comfortable.
feels at home, yeah.
And that's what Blake and I were talking about last night.
And I talked to Blake for like 15 minutes.
Like Blake is a weird guy that he always remembers everything.
Has this, and he's kind of drunk, but still has this awesome ability to remember.
Not just me, because I've known Blake for a while now, but like literal conversations and literal things the last time we talked.
And I'm like, how do you remember?
He was like, hey, you're up for the Radio Hall of Fame.
I was like, yeah, I'm up against secrets.
He's like, yeah, you'll never win.
I was like, I know.
Unless he gives you a shout out on the voice.
Yeah, not the boys.
I was even like Blake tweet something
because SecretX can get Bieber or something tweeting.
Yeah.
And he didn't.
Oh, dang it.
But Blake also doesn't play the game where he's like,
oh.
Thanks for nothing.
He didn't.
Blake's cool.
I like that, dude.
That's nice.
A lot of comments on my Instagram last night.
I posted a picture of my girlfriend and I.
Would you like to hear some of these?
Yeah.
Kim B writes, Bobby.
Been wanting to say this for a while.
You're too skinny.
Please eat a sandwich.
Nice.
Those are always great.
That's nice.
Trey writes, Bobby Who.
all I see is Lindsay, fair.
Terry Jay writes,
okay, he looks fine,
but why does he wear the stupid glasses?
Dang.
So that he can see.
They should say what they really think in those things.
Yeah,
they're just not honest enough
in those Instagram comments.
By the way,
if you go to my Instagram,
Mr. Bobby Bones,
there's a lot of Amy's booby in that.
Stop saying that.
Oh, great.
Everyone's rushing over there.
You don't have to say that.
But there is.
But we talked about it before I put it up.
I was like,
if I put this up,
people can go crazy.
It's a normal dress,
but for you,
so conservative, people are like...
It has mesh.
Yeah, I don't see the mesh.
No one sees the mesh.
That's the thing.
Okay, but don't say it like that.
Don't send people there to look at them.
Oh, they're there already.
Oh, it's...
Yeah, yeah, it was already...
There's a line to get in right now.
There's a line to get in.
Shut up.
Dang, I got to shut up.
Amy's a little bit grumpy because she was out doing the after party last night.
Yeah, and my hair smells like barbecue.
What?
That's awesome?
No.
Yeah.
Like, greatest shampoo ever.
Yeah.
No, but I had just washed my hair and it was fine.
It would last me at least another four or five days the way I had it last night.
And then I host an event at a barbecue place, which is great.
And it was a lot of fun.
But I left there and I'm like, great.
So now if I want to keep my hair for another four or five days, it's going to still smell like barbecue.
And every time I give someone a hug, they're going to be like, what's that new scent you have?
Rips?
Yeah.
Okay.
What is this?
Brisket?
That's good.
What is that?
Baked beans?
It's just that new.
Pentine
Bibbique
Okay, maybe I'll start a new thing
All I know is I was like, dang it
Girl problems
So what are you really mad about?
Your hair?
I'm probably a little tired
Are you?
But I'm not mad
I felt you get a little snappy
I mean, I was just making a joke
I felt a little snappy
Okay, if it's a joke
It's all good
Of course it's a joke
He's not being serious
That's why he does
He tells jokes for a living
And so he's trying to joke with you
You're mad, I'm sorry
I'm not mad
I'm mad sorry
Seriously, if you guys want to see that picture, it's on Facebook.
Like, it's there.
That's why I said then you can.
Facebook?
Don't put it on Facebook.
No, we're not putting on Facebook.
Facebook, they'll beat up.
Yeah, Facebook is the not safe place.
Yeah, just on my Instagram.
Amy's like, no, don't put it.
She's diving across the board to slap our computers.
Don't put it on Facebook.
Yeah, Mr. Bobby.
I have some stuff from last night.
Luke Brian and Jason Dorillo performed, and they sat at the piano.
So cool.
Yeah, it was.
I was picking out over Jason Rullo.
And they got up and they did Jason Drillow's song too.
Like, uh, you want to come in a street.
When it was an old back row with an old school.
Town boy boots by your little bare feet.
Let it out.
Tell me right now.
Everything I need in a white cotton cheese.
Are you getting?
Yes.
Amy's getting goosebumps for me playing a clip.
Wow.
Last night when he got up, there were two moments of the show that were
The, yeah, two.
The Allman Brothers thing was so early on.
It was hard for the crowd to kind of take it in.
Yeah.
Because it was like, the first thing.
First thing is always tough.
But I thought it was amazing.
Also, I'm my own brothers fan.
I've got to run.
It was amazing.
Keith Urban and Carrey Underwood was probably the moment of the night because they were both so good.
And we've heard that song, but we haven't heard it like that.
But it was, Carrie Underwood sings like an alien.
Nobody else sings like that.
It's like out of space.
singing that nobody else does.
Greatness.
And so that happened.
And I'm telling you, the crowd got up so much
whenever Jason DeRillo and Luke did,
I want you to me.
I mean, it's a pop song, and that's the loudest the crowd got.
It's a loud, the whole, everybody else played,
the loudest the crowd got when they were dancing
when Luke and Jason were doing whatever that Jason
DeRoeuio song is.
Want you to want me?
Want you to want me?
I don't know the name of it.
Want you to want me?
No, that's like, no.
Oh
That's a
Who is that?
I want you to want me
A cheap trick
Cheap trick
Yeah with the three guitar heads
Yeah
Okay
Yeah
But yeah people always like
Here we go
Oh it's called
Want to want me
Okay
Ah so close
I heart radio
Music you should know
Featuring Jason
Derulo
One to One Me
DeRulow
It's too out to sleep
Yeah
And then Luke was doing that
Shut the search
Nailing it
And I was like
Dary love
I want you
Can I want you
Can't sing
That falsetta
Right
I would just do the show
Like that
Welcome to the show
Coming up
We got to talk about
You can do it
What's the problem
Well, I'm going to
Take some calls in just a minute
Call us 877
Bobby
You forgot the 77
87 77 77
It didn't fit
Bobby
877
77
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Yeah call us 877
77
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Bobby
Yeah
Yeah
Lindsay can do a crazy falsetto
Oh really?
Like her strengths is like low in that falsetto
She's the pah ha ha
I'm like, dang, how do you do that?
I want to do a whole show like that
And just annoy the crap out of people all day
It'd be hard
And by annoying people they would just change it
Did you hurt yourself?
That would
It sounds just like Mickey Mouse
Yeah
Hey Gooby, are you good?
Yeah, we're here guys
How'd you like to see a deal more closely?
They were great
Yeah, who'd you liked the best?
Oh gosh
It's a lot of good stuff
There are lots of them
Mark in Ohio
Come on
Hey, how's it going?
Good, buddy, what's going on?
Hey, not much.
I just wanted to give a shout out to you
and the whole crew, man.
Just listen to you every morning
and you just help get my day started out right on a positive note
and I really appreciate you guys.
Thanks a lot.
I appreciate you.
Hey, I appreciate you.
So last night I was doing some interviews
in the red carpet and someone said,
hey, what's up with the positivity?
I really enjoyed it.
I enjoy listening to the show when I can
and it's very positive.
Like, how do you do it?
And I explained to them that it's not there's extra positivity coming out of me.
It's just I find the positivity and take it and put it out there.
I don't create anything fake.
I can't.
And I'm also not Mr. Rogers.
And I come on here sometimes grumpy from not getting enough sleep, sometimes I'm hungry.
Right.
Sometimes Amy's just in a bad move because their hair smells like barbecue.
Yeah.
We all have days.
We're all humans.
But they were like, how do you stay so positive?
And it's like, I don't think we're so positive.
I think everybody can do a better job at finding that positive part of them.
And moving it a couple seats up at the.
table. Yeah. It's a good way to put it.
If you work on that, there's nothing fake
about it. It's not like you're out there going, hey, everybody, let's
give each other a hug. It's not,
we're not Mr. Rogers' radio.
But I think we do try to
take the positive parts of us
and kind of push it towards the front of the line.
Because right now, I'll be honest
with you. Not a lot of that out there on the media
anywhere. It's like, I turn it on the news
and it's just like,
and then the person arguing with them going
and then it's br-rah,
and all of a sudden I'm like, ugh, feel gross.
So that's what it is.
I appreciate that comment.
We do try.
Like we don't come in and go, we don't have a group meeting
where it's like, guys, okay, we're about a six in the positive.
Let's go nine today.
Like fake some crap.
Bring it.
Bring it in.
On the count of three, fake crap.
We don't do that.
No.
But we do take it and go, what in your life is positive?
Let's move it to the front a little bit.
And then hopefully, like I think the goal I speak for everybody is it's like a domino effect.
Like when you feel the positivity and then it sprinkles to our listeners,
then maybe it sprinkles into their family and it sprinkles to their coworkers.
Speaking of Domino Effect, we were doing these CMT remotes, right?
These interviews and stuff.
And they have all these guitars set up with the artist signed.
Yeah.
And they're all standing up.
Was it Luke Holmes?
Or Dan and Shea?
I think it was Dan and Chey.
Okay, so Dan and Chey walked by and they hit one of them and knocks like 30 of them over.
Boob, boom, boom, boom!
So loud.
And the guitars just start falling over and we're like, oh my.
It was like, want to get away?
It was like one of those Southwest commercials where every guitar was just falling.
And Dan and She were like,
Let's see.
Next interview.
Gotta go.
See ya.
That is funny to me.
Let's see here.
Hello, Dustin.
What's up, buddy?
Hi, Bobby.
How you doing?
I'm really good.
Dustin's in Springfield, Massachusetts.
Thank you for calling.
Thank you for having me.
I just want to say a few things.
First off, my wife and I listen to you every morning, and my daughter listens, and after we drop her off at school, I call my wife and we talk about your segments, and we think it's the best thing ever.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate you, Bobby.
Thank you.
I wanted to also comment, you bought a Jeep, congratulations.
Thank you very much.
My wife and I bought a Jeep a few years ago, it's your dream car.
But you got to wave, man, even if it's just a finger.
You know, I'm getting a lot of this.
People say, I've got to do the Jeep wave.
Wait, even if it's just the finger?
Yeah, you can just do one finger, two.
Can I do a middle finger?
No.
I mean, that's kind of rude.
Okay, I just making sure.
I don't know the rules.
You guys are all teaching me the rule.
Listen, I'm not even conscious of the Jeep wave yet.
Like, I'm still driving around going, I don't have any doors on.
Eventually, it'll be normal.
and I'll start getting...
I don't even see people waving at me
because I'm just like...
I don't know any of your side mirrors.
I mean, it's crazy out there
in this world.
But I'm gonna try.
I'm gonna try.
Hey, Dustin, thank you.
I appreciate you, buddy.
I appreciate you, Bobby.
All right, Dustin, so I'm there in Massachusetts.
Thanks for all the calls.
Keep them coming.
I have a lot of stories here.
Did you see...
And we'll kind of go down the list here.
There's a mom who took her son
to watch this play and it was in a theater
and there were two seats,
but they were in the middle of all these people.
And she was like,
hey, will you move down?
and so me my kid can sit down.
And they were like, no, they were not going to move down.
And so this fight happens to the theater.
Then what comes to question, you go to theater, you know, should you have to move?
If you have a mom and a kid, right?
Yeah.
So I'm reading the story and everybody's feeling bad for the mom and the kid.
And all I'm thinking is get there on time.
You get there on time?
None of this happens.
Now, would it be nice to move?
If someone asks me and I can move, I'm definitely moving.
Because I'm a nice person.
And I think if I were in the same situation, I would want someone to do it for me.
Do onto others is what I say.
So, but do they have to move?
No.
They don't have to move.
You want two seats together?
Get there on time.
Yeah.
You want to go watch Lord of the Ring 7?
You better get there earlier.
You're going to sit in the front row and separately.
So I know it's a mom and a kid, but sometimes little Johnny's got to learn.
You don't get there on time?
You sit by yourself.
Case dismissed.
Oh, do you guys have opinion?
I think you're, unfortunately, I think you're,
right. Yeah, you are, but also it's like... People need to be nice. Yeah. I know, no, I would move.
But if they don't want to move, they don't have to. People don't have to be nice. It's nicer to be
nice. You're right. I like when people are nice to me. I like to be nice to people. That's me, though.
Yeah. I expect nothing from anybody else. I don't need people to be nice to me. I just expect me to be.
That's all. Okay. Be on time. It's always, it's always. It comes down to that always.
Always. Everything in life basically is to be on time. Boom. Yeah.
It's all about respect, too.
Kathy, Kathy and Austin, how are you?
Good morning.
How are you doing?
Good morning.
Oh, wow.
How are you doing?
I'm great.
I'm supposed to Springs Road by St.
Edwards Park going to work.
Oh, your phone's cutting out a little bit, though.
So you're going to work.
I know.
What would you like to say?
I just going to say how much you enjoyed you
of being PEO and my stuff.
And I show your snaps with all the different things.
Oh, thank you.
Your phone's cutting out really bad.
Go ahead.
She enjoys it.
seeing you on the CMT Awards last night, and she had enjoyed seeing your snaps, your snapschats,
with all the celebrities.
Oh, thank you very much.
I did, yeah, Bobby Bone's show is my Snapchat name.
I put a lot of celebrities on there.
I was just snap.
I was annoying.
I was the guy that's supposed to be cool, but it's not.
Because everybody's like, cool.
And they're like, oh, hey, cool, no pictures.
I'm like, get on my Snapchat, Big and Rich.
Little Biggin'Ritch!
I'm still the annoying guy, for sure.
Do I have my Snapchat with Little Big Town up here?
Or no?
I had Little Big Town and then the nice one in Florida Georgia Line jumped in.
BK.
Yeah.
Oh.
I don't mean to say mm-hmm like that.
I don't define them by night.
I just know who you're talking about.
Yeah.
I'm going to go Stanley Cup.
Game 6 Sunday night.
That's so cool.
I know.
I'm excited.
I don't have a jersey, though.
Oh.
And that's the thing.
Everybody has like a personalized jersey.
Yeah, it's got to say bones in the back.
I don't have one.
So anybody from the Preds organization or Carrie Underwood's listening.
because she knows her husband plays on the team
Can I please get a pre-j jersey size, medium?
Right, medium?
Yeah, are you wearing it with pads or no pads?
No pads.
Okay, medium.
With bones on the back of it.
That would be cool.
Yeah.
And I'll wear it.
And if I don't get one, I'm still going to go and cheer
and still be happy.
But yeah, like Keith Urban Goers,
you think he's at home with the iron and made that?
No.
Yeah, it's true.
Dirk's has his, says Bentley on the back.
Does it?
Yeah.
I thought the monologue.
I thought Chip Esten was an excellent host last night, by the way.
Yeah, he's good.
That's what a host does.
That's funny.
Does the easy setups.
It was funny.
I thought he did an excellent job last night.
How about, have you seen the sleeping beauty diet?
No.
Okay.
Women are sleeping 20 hours a day so they don't eat.
What?
So they're taking sleeping pills and they're sleeping 20 hours a day.
So they're only at four hours.
They can't socialize.
They can't.
So they go to, like for a whole week, they sedate themselves and go to sleep for a long time.
And they do that, they don't eat.
That's so sad and crazy.
I wonder how that gets out.
I wonder if the first person does it.
And do they go to a message board?
And do they go, hey, guys, I have an idea.
Because somebody has to start it.
And then it has to become a thing somehow.
That's crazy, though, right?
Listen, I would sleep 20 hours a day for no other reason.
Me too.
With no pills.
Just to get rest?
I wouldn't wake up.
I was having a conversation last night, a friend of mine.
I was like, hey, why are you leaving?
I was like, well, it's 10 o'clock p.m.
I have to get up three.
He was like, well, it's just 10.
I was like, well, I got to do a show.
It was a show to put itself together.
I'd probably get some about 12.30.
You wake up about three.
Believe it or not.
Yeah, I know.
People just think, hey, hang out.
Just get a mic.
And then I go home and put my head and go right to sleep.
And then I would love to be, like, I wish we could just record our show at the night
at like 11 p.m.
And then right as the show is starting, we finished it.
And then we go on and go to bed.
Sleep all day.
Man.
I'd be a great rock star.
I'd sleep all day.
Well, yeah, we would all be great rock stars.
Sleep all day, party all night.
Above me, I'd be a really great one.
I don't even need to party.
I'd just sleep all day, man.
Hello, you are on the air.
Let's go to Brenda and Mobile Alabama.
Hey, Brenda.
Hey, Bobby.
Thank you for calling.
Did you watch the NT Awards last night?
I did.
What did you think?
I think it was awesome.
I'm really glad that Lauren Elena won.
I thought that was really pretty cool,
considering, you know, her,
on American Idol and this is just like really like it's great for her and Luke
Brian and Jason Jerulo what both of them awesome yeah it was really good hey what are you
doing right now I'm standing outside of work to talk to you would you say do you listen to
the show every morning or most mornings oh my god every morning on the drive and then once I get
into work I put my headphones on and listen to the local radio station and then when I work out I
listen to Bobby Cass.
Oh, my God.
Well, I'm going to give you this then,
because I know I talked about it yesterday,
and you had no idea.
So they gave me an award,
the Innovation and Music Award.
And so it's this really awesome gold coin.
And I was like, you know what?
I appreciate them giving it to me.
But I want to give it to you as,
not only to give it to you because I appreciate you listening,
but as like I took into the listeners.
Because without the listeners,
this show would just not be a show.
Wow.
And so I'm going to put you on hold.
And I'll, I mean, I'll take a picture and tweet it,
but I want you to have it.
One for you.
Oh my gosh.
And two, just to, it's, I would like to give every listener one, frankly, but this is too expensive.
So I can't afford to buy it.
Yeah.
So I want you to have this, okay?
Oh, my God.
Bobby, that's awesome.
And I just want to tell all of you guys, everyone.
I mean, Mike, Amy, I don't want to, like, not name anybody, Ray, lunch, Eddie, Morgan.
I love you guys.
I love just the show in general.
And believe it or not, I love the stuff that Lunchbox loves, like the, the, I love the, I
teen mom, the real world challenge, Johnny bananas.
Come on, I am right there with lunch.
I'll watch all of that stuff.
So I totally get it when he talks about it.
You think it's like over listeners' heads?
I love it.
I'm watching the challenge person's feet.
Yeah, yeah, we think it's under listener's feet more than over their heads.
Listen, I think she deserves this medal.
I think she deserves it.
Well, you do me a fit.
Hey, so I want to send this to you, Brenda.
Do me a fid.
When you get it, will you take a picture and like tweet it to me or like instant?
Yeah, and I watch your snap.
chat all the time and Lindsay's also.
And I just added Eddie and I look at Amy's Instagram.
I love you guys.
But can I tell you this?
I just want to give a shout out to my friend Allison Moss.
She's your number one fan.
So I consider that I'm like your number two fan because she is like in love with you guys.
But we like battle over each other who listened to what, who heard it first.
And we talk about you guys like y'all are our next door neighbors.
Dang.
You are the perfect person for me to give this to.
I'm so happy you called the...
Oh my God.
I don't even have an idea.
I love you guys.
Okay.
I'm going to send you this medal, and I want you to keep it, and I want you to take good care
of it because I really treasure this.
I don't want it back, but...
And then this is to you, and it's a symbol to all the listeners that we just as a show
appreciate them.
And any award that I get or we get, it's really because of you guys.
So I'm sending it to you.
I'll do you proud.
Do not hang up, okay?
No, and hey, shout out to Dusty.
I love him.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah, she deserves this coin.
Give her the coin.
Yeah.
Would you like my new Jeep, too?
This is the greatest listener ever.
Oh, awesome. Yes, I'll take it.
Holy cow.
You're amazing.
Okay.
Brenda, stand by.
We'll do.
Okay.
Well, leader in the clubhouse for greatest listener ever.
Dang.
After 17 holes, Brenda's in the lead.
She got a seven-stroke advantage this morning.
Yeah, how about that?
That's cool.
Hey, Matt Overton's in the studio, who was playing for the Colts.
Then got, would you say you got cut, Matt?
Yeah, we just parted ways, man.
Can you not be here?
What's that?
You gave me a grimace.
Oh, I could be here.
Oh, okay.
Just probably just talking about something.
No, no, we're just getting help out of the room.
But now I see you trained because you're training for your next team, whoever that is.
Man, when you snap those footballs at those little targets on Instagram, I'm like.
I'm like, that dude's good.
I got to be on point.
Pretty impressive.
So are you trying for teams now?
Yeah.
Is that the thing?
Yeah.
Do you think you'll eventually be back in the league?
Oh, for sure.
That's what I like.
Yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
That attitude.
Dude. I still like the Colts a lot, I'll be honest with you.
No, man, I love the Colts for sure. Yeah.
It was hard. So, you know what? How does that happen? Do they call you in a room?
So the Grim Reaper called me.
Is that somebody you know is when they call you? It's not good.
Oh, really? Eight in the morning, I was drinking my coffee, getting ready, going to work.
It was right after the draft. Typically, a lot of people get released right after draft.
Got the old, hey, can you meet me in the pavilion?
Did you know, you think?
I was like, yeah, it's not good. And so I walked in today, the GM.
We have a new GM. New GM. Never met the guy before.
Oh.
Would you, you need to go see him, bring your playbook with you.
Oh, the playbook.
Oh, no.
Or the iPad nowadays.
Yeah.
Walk in there.
First thing he says, man, we're releasing you this morning.
We want to be younger at your position.
Wow.
How old are you?
31.
Oh.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's all he told me.
Did you cry?
No, I didn't, but I was pissed and I had nothing to say, man.
Yeah.
And then I made the rounds all my coaches.
You're bouncing back, though, because you didn't.
didn't have it easy to begin with.
Oh, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Matt Overton.
Whatever team you're on, the team we're on.
Let's go.
You let us know.
Matt Overton, Matt Overton, Matt Overton.
Any GM out there listening?
Yes.
Let's go.
And all the GMs listen to the show.
They do.
They do.
They do.
Matt Overton.
Who gets picked up first?
Overton or Colin Kaepernick?
Overton.
Okay, just making it.
Just seeing.
Let's go Cowboys.
All right.
You think Cowboys will pick Overton off?
Oh, yeah.
Of course they will.
Guys, I'll go anywhere.
Do?
Jerry Jones listens every morning.
I want to go to a contender.
Huh?
The who would pick him up?
That's Cowboys.
Oh, yeah, go Cowboys.
I like them, would they?
He doesn't get to pick.
He doesn't pick the team he goes on.
Amy's like, Amy thinks he doesn't pick the team he goes off.
I go Cowboys.
Yeah, I picked the, yeah.
Anyway, hang out.
Good to see you, buddy.
Yeah, man, thank you.
Yeah, there we go.
See, Matt Overton's in here.
We just get right to the point.
Eddie's kids think he's cool.
And they don't always, because when your dad does something, it's just what your dad does.
We do all the time.
Like, they don't think you being on the radio is that cool
Because it's just what you do
They probably think every other dad's on the radio
Just what they think
Eddie is a 9-year-old and a 3-year-old
But Eddie was on TV on the local news
Now that's something I don't do every day
And they freaked out
What was it you were on?
I was playing Craig Campbell's Celebrity Cornhole Challenge
And so I was emceeing it
And one of the guys backed out
Because I guess he was having a baby
One of the guys from 11th theft
So he went in there
So I filled in
And the news put a mic on me
They followed me around
and I was tossing the beanbag toss, and they saw me on the news, and they were like,
Dad, that's you.
On TV.
And then I rewounded again and called my wife, and she's like, you're on TV?
They were such a big deal.
They were all like that.
Yes, they were all like that.
And then I felt like, man, I felt like I did something today.
That's funny.
I bet it's cool, though, for your kids to think you're cool.
Yes, because the older they get, the less they're going to think I'm cool.
Yeah.
So I want them to get older thinking, like, man, my dad, he was cool.
Like, I just, you want to be cool or do you want to be respected?
No, no, cool.
I think they'll respect me as their dad as they grow up.
That just comes to the territory.
But cool.
Eddie's lecture on me on having kids now.
Like, what do you mean?
Yes, the whole thing is I think Bobby needs to start.
He's at his prime right now.
He's doing such cool stuff.
Like, his kids could have seen him on TV last night.
They could have seen him.
I think he'll be on TV in 10 years.
They could see him be in the Hall of Fame.
Or the youngest guy in the country national news radio hall of fame.
Radio National.
They could see you doing all the cool things you're doing right now, but you're just waiting.
For what?
Dude, you need kids today.
Well, he's waiting for, I mean, who's the mom?
Because what's going to happen?
He's going to be.
He's going to be 50.
He's going to have his kids.
And then all his stuff's going to be over and they're going to read it on like Wikipedia.
Like, cool, dad was cool back in the day.
Whatever.
It's different.
Bobby's, like, young and vibrant.
Like, I feel like even when Bobby's 50, he's going to be 30.
I don't know.
My sperm count is probably not strong.
Now?
Yeah.
37, dude.
Yeah, I don't think it works that way.
Oh, it doesn't?
I know.
I think I see a lot of older people having kids.
Yeah, but that takes a lot of, like, I don't know.
You mean help?
I don't know, dude.
All I see is just you doing really cool things right now, and you need to have your kids so they can experience it with you.
I'm telling you, if I beat Ryan Seacrest and I get in the radio hall of fame, I'll tattoo a microphone on my body.
And have kids.
Yeah, I get it.
I don't know.
Wow.
How big.
You're broke now.
No, it's not my face and not how big.
On your neck.
I was just, you know, everybody's up.
Neck tattoo means you're serious.
I want to put one on each butt cheek.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey, talking to this one.
Okay.
Why would you?
No, don't do that.
No, for real.
I was just thinking about it.
Because I always thought, you know, I like to get another tattoo.
They're fun.
Tettos are fun.
No, not my hip.
The small of your back.
What's this called?
Yeah.
Tailbone?
No, what's they called?
The trams dam.
The trams dam.
Listen.
Yes.
That's what you have to do.
You have to do.
I'm not making it a bet.
No.
Amy, I'm not lunchbox.
I don't do bets on the radio.
For crazy things.
Do you want votes?
Or do you want votes?
No, I'll probably not get to beat Ryan Cicrette anyway.
Yeah, but if you promise to put a tattoo on your lower back.
I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing a stunt for it.
If I get in, I get in because the listeners will vote for me.
I'm not stunting.
Well, maybe that's what makes you a radio holler famer as you stunt it out on the radio.
Lunchbox will get one on his tramp snap if, right?
If you win?
That's the lunch is the crazy guy.
I'll get one if you win?
No.
Not there.
What?
Not there.
A picture of Bobby's face.
Yes, on your face
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Double face.
So let me think about it.
Yeah, radiovote.com.
I just don't think it's fair.
It's not.
Life isn't fair.
Life isn't fair.
And here's the thing.
I'm not even complaining about fairness
because it's not fair, but nothing's fair.
Ever.
For people I was like, man, that's not fair.
You know, your eyes opened,
game on for everybody.
Good things happen, bad things happen.
To everybody.
and so
Ryan Seacrest
went on
the Kelly Ripper
Ryan Sechrest show
and they're talking about votes
for Radio Hall of Fame
I'm up against Ryan
Ryan.
Ryan Seacrest has been
nominated for induction
into the National
Radio Hall of Fame
Ryan and I'm
like he didn't put her up to that
he's like
oh I didn't know you brought this
nice to you
he's like Kelly stop
backstage
both went
he's not already in that
so
now you know how competitive
I think is I like Ryan
that's
something. I didn't even tweet me yesterday
a day before I was like, what if we just go on as Bobby Sechrest
and then both of us get in? I thought that was pretty cool.
Yeah, but he made that maneuver right before he was
like, yeah, and guess what?
I'm about to go on TV. I'm tweeting you because I'm going on national TV.
That's when you get about to cut you.
Let's get Sechrest into
Radiovote.com.
This is the most important election of our time.
I hope everybody goes to radiovote.com
It votes for Bobby. That's voting for the little.
Who cares if you hate me? You're voting for the little
man. You're tired.
of the man holding you down?
Hmm?
Yeah.
The big man and the suit.
Are you tired?
Let me know.
Are you tired of sitting in traffic in the morning?
Yeah.
Are you tired of everything good being bad for you?
Yeah.
Vote bones.
Yeah.
You're going to fix that.
It sounds cool.
Yeah.
That's all the ball didn't you do.
It was like I remember student council.
Do you want soda in the water fountain?
Yeah.
Do you want lockers with electronic logs?
Yeah!
Vote Bobby for a student council president.
And then you don't do crap.
And that never happens.
Then you get voted in and it's like nothing.
You have one meeting with a teacher?
You're just going to days over.
Yes, anyway.
Never.
Life's not fair.
That's not fair.
That's not fair.
That's not fair for us.
Life's not fair for anybody.
Nope.
It's just more fair for rich people.
Nobody, except for it's kind of fair for Ryan's secrets.
Yeah, it's really fair for Ryan.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a lot of fairness going on right now.
I saw a little of Big Town last night.
I did not prompt them and I threw the Snapchat.
We took a picture.
It was a weirdest picture.
It was me and a little bit because we all were just talking.
And then Florida Georgia Line were the outside parts of the sandwich.
It's the weirdest picture ever.
But it was like, Snapchat because I was just annoying with it.
That's not.
And then here comes Florida Georgia Line.
Yeah.
BK.
BK.
Hey, tweet that.
Oh my God.
What's up, bro?
Hey, Bobby.
I love it.
Yeah.
It was funny.
It was good.
Lunchbox loved their chain smoker performance.
I thought it was awesome.
It was taped the night before because it was shot so perfectly.
They tricked me, though, because they got up and left their seats.
Yeah, they came back too quick, though.
Because it was like as soon as that was over, they came back and sat right back down.
But, yeah, they shot it on top of their bar.
It was cool.
And the guy from the Chishmonger was playing guitar.
Pretty cool.
Yeah.
Didn't know he could do that.
Who knew?
I don't even know what they did anyway, the chain smoker.
Like, I would just burn a CD and play it and go to the club and be like, act like I guess
Push your buttons.
Play the burnt CD.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Bones show.
I was at the CMT Awards last night, and I met Jordan Davis for the first time.
Now, I played a song Singles You Up.
Brand new artist.
The first song ever on the radio.
So you wouldn't know him, but he has this huge beard.
Like, it's on my Snapchat.
Like, I was like, man, I'm kind of into this.
Like, the whole look.
He's like a lumberjack.
Yeah.
Good looking dude.
And he purposely makes himself
like ugly with the beard.
And I'm like, man, that's what I wish I could do.
Ugly or like rugged.
Well, I mean, it's a big beard.
Big one.
It's like ZZ Dob.
How old is Jordan Davis?
He has this song called Singles You Up.
That's really good.
Did he ever Singles You?
Hey, let's get this guy in next week.
Morgan, can you book Jordan Davis please?
Yes.
Thank you.
Just like that.
Bukaruski.
Morgan's on it.
He's pointing at it.
Look at this here.
Singles you up.
This guy's beard.
Look at my Snapchat, Bobby Bone Show.
Look, and then come back and tell me.
I'm going to play a little bit of the song.
I ain't heard you laugh like that in a long time.
I wonder if you stopped his world like you did mine just now.
I see you sipping white wine instead of whiskey.
Does he want you to be just a little more city?
Well, I'm sorry if I'm overstepping boundaries I don't need to be.
I just got to tell you how I feel.
I'm stupid enough.
I'm going to be the first one.
I'm calling you a babe.
I'm calling him crazy.
Because girls, just a matter of time.
Until you find it the right guy staring you back into your eyes right now.
No rush.
But if he ever singles you up.
You see his beard?
Yeah.
Like he's super good looking, but his beard's way big.
Yeah.
There could be like birds living in here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got to see this thing.
I'm like, I tried to eat it.
I did, like, bite it last night?
He wouldn't let me.
I know it's weird.
Your favorite song just came on, and me and you were singing along.
I'm my new favorite artist.
The song and the beard together, made my new favorite artist.
If he ever shingles you up, if he's ever stupid enough,
I'm going to be the first one calling you baby, baby.
If he ain't holding, he ain't treating you right,
I'm going to be the first one calling him crazy.
Crazy
Because
Jordan Davis is a matter of time
To you find
At the right guy
staring you back
Into your eyes
Right now
No rush
But if he ever
Singles you up
It is
Jordan Davis
Singles you up
Let's see if he's any good
We'll come in and play next week
We'll put that beard to the test
That's the test
Yeah that's the test
No bells and whistles
Buddy
Come in and sing your heart out
All right that'd be cool
Let's see
Yeah
Gonna go home
Tonight
It actually starts
CMA Music Fest
Like a lot of the shows
I'll be at the big
The big
Arena
Stadium
I'm not playing
Should be
You know why I got looked over
Your stand-up
You do some jokes
Hey guys
Just flew it over here
My arms tight
Probably actually
No jokes
We just need to intro dirt
Or whomever
I think I'm introing
Kenny Rogers
Oh you are
That's awesome
Yeah
And then Eddie's doing...
Brett Eldridge.
Are you by yourself?
I don't know.
I told him, don't put me by myself.
Wait, is lunchbox with you?
No, because you're by your...
You're by yourself.
Yeah, I'm busy.
Yeah, I'm busy.
Yeah, you're by yourself.
They better, like, not give me more than a minute to talk, because I'm going to run out of stuff to say.
Start seeing stuff.
Do this? Go out and go, ooh, ooh, ooh.
No.
I mean, yeah, yeah.
Did that work for a...
Yes, and the crowd did it back.
Okay, I'll do it.
Do it.
You're doing your very first ever staging now, so time?
Yeah, at a stadium.
In front of 15,000 people?
Plus.
No.
Yeah.
50 plus.
Yeah, 50 plus people.
Ishth thousand?
No.
No.
Is that not right?
How many people that's hate him old?
40 to 50,000?
Dude, that's a big.
Really?
Plus?
Well, we're counting people at the concessions, too.
Anyway, that's what we're doing tonight.
Yes.
Thank you for listening.
Go to my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones.
And don't forget to vote for Bobby in the Radio Hall of Fame.
That's true.
You need info.
RadioVote.com.
Not info.
Just go vote over there.
Right.
Okay.
Radio vote, I'm giving the info.
I said if you need info, here's where you vote,
radiovote.com.
And then on all of our social medias,
we're representing Bobby.
It's not even about me anymore.
It's about Ryan T.crest cheating and going on Kelly Rowler.
It's about the little guy.
Yeah.
He's on TV. This is radio.
We're the little guy.
Yeah.
I've been a little guy my whole life.
Can I be the big guy for once?
We're working on it.
Yeah.
Be patient, little man.
I'm tired of being in the Pipsquee.
I want to be the one.
We're like, let's go after the big guy.
I'm always a little guy.
You can vote if you want,
radiovote.com.
Yep.
If you vote for me, a puppy is saved.
Oh, wow.
Yes.
I forgot to tell people that.
Yeah.
Thank you.
And Angel will get the swings.
Yes.
Yep.
Radiovote.com.
Thank you.
Come on, y'all.
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