The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Releases Title & Cover Of New Book + Lunchbox Sets Up A Kissing Booth Live On Air

Episode Date: March 15, 2018

Bobby announces the title and cover of his second book and Lunchbox sets up a kissing booth to earn $100 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Make every day feel epic in the all-new Hyundai Palisade hybrid. The Palisade hybrid is packed full of features, cutting-edge tech, and up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range on select trims and class-leading interior space. Seating configurations for 7-8 passengers,

available H-track all-wheel drive, so you can be ready to go anywhere in style. Learn more about the Hyundai Palisade at HyundaiUSA.com. Call 562-314-4.4.4. 4603 for complete details. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot.

Well, now they're Simply Safe. They have completely changed the game. Simply Safe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees, no being trapped. They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in. Setting up is so easy. You customize your system at SimplySafe.com. It ships to your door in a few days. And with the app guided setup, you can have everything installed and armed in under an hour. No technician needed. And it's not just a camera. It's a full ecosystem of sensors, cameras for inside and outside and 24-7 professional monitoring. If there's ever a break-in, a fire, or a flood, SimpleSaf's agents are on it immediately. They were also named America's best customer service by Newsweek, which honestly tracks. Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting Simplysafe.com slash bones. That's half off at SimplySafe.com slash bones.

There's no safe like SimplySafe. Taking care of your yard can feel weirdly overwhelming. Sunday is a yard care company that builds a custom plan based on your soil and climate, then sends you exactly what your yard needs. No harsh chemicals. just nutrient-dense ingredients, you apply with a hose. It's designed to make yard care feel doable. Go to get sunday.com to get your free custom yard analysis.

That's get sunday.com. Service opens doors, and at American Military University, it can open doors for the whole family. If you have a loved one who's served in the military, you may qualify for reduced tuition. AMU offers flexible online programs designed to fit your schedule so you can keep moving forward wherever life takes you. Learn more at amu.

.apus. Dot, A.P.U.S.org. Open doors to the future for you and your family with the help of American Military University. That's AMU. Dot APUS. Dot E.D.U. Slash military.

Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let go. Transmitting across. This is the Bobby Bones. Yeah, we go. Good morning, morning. Morning, morning.

Welcome to the show. More Studio! Morning! Here we go. Hey, by the way, yesterday we did Lunchbox Guesses Your Weight segment where women will get on the phone and lunch can guess their weight within five pounds.

The thing is, lunchbox missed one yesterday. He hasn't missed one a long time. Oh, man, it was like... We were embarrassed. Yeah. It haunted him all night long too. I went home and just stared at myself in the mirror and said, what's wrong with you, dude?

Yeah, and you bet to have a baby until you're questioning yourself around. Yeah, get your life together. Oh, man, you've got to guess your baby's weight. What if your kid hears that, though? I mean older. Oh, and they can hear it now. That's embarrassing.

Yeah. Kristen is on in Florida. Hey, Kristen. Hi, how are you? Really good. Thank you for waking up with us. Lunchbox is going to try to guess your way. He'd like to redeem himself.

Is that okay? Okay, sure. Have we ever talked before? No. Okay, here's Kristen from Florida. She's on the phone right now. Okay, Lunchbox, you want the music or now? Yeah, yeah, music gets me in the mood.

So, Kristen, how many times do you go to the beach? A week. A week? Maybe once. How many bikinis do you own? Eight. How old are you? 45.

How tall are you? Five, eight and a half to five nine. That's enough time there, lunchbox. Listen, if she's living in Florida, she's going to the beach once a week, and she has eight bikinis. She is in shape, looking good at 140. 140, he says, Kristen, what do you think about that? How much do you weigh? What a redemption lunchbox, 141.

Yes! He's back! He's back! He's back! Holy cow! Wow! Go ahead and go to the beach today. Celebrate.

Take the day off, you said? Yeah, oh yeah. Oh, wow. Kristen, take the day off. Take the bikini number four. Wow, he's even picking out your bikini. She numbers them. Kristen, thank you for the call.

Wow, are you in the mood for another one or what? Yeah, let's do it. I feel like I'm getting my mojo back. Okay, let us bring on Brittany in Virginia. Brittany, good morning. Hey, good morning, guys. Well, Lunchbox has his mojo back, he says. Would you like to play?

Lunchbox guesses your ways. Let's do it. Okay, Lunchbox, this is Brittany and Virginia. We've never met. I'm anxious to introduce you to her. Okay. Brittany, what's your favorite song on the radio? Celine Dion.

It's all coming back to me now. I get Slane Dion song. What's your favorite sport? Baseball. And what is your favorite color? Purple. And you eat breakfast. How many times a week?

Every day. What do you have for a breakfast? You breathe oxygen. How many times? No, not everybody eats breakfast. Go ahead. Okay. Go ahead.

I eat a protein bar. Thank you. 136. 136. Brittany, what do you weigh? 136. What? What?

What? He just won both showcases, folks. Yay! Woo! Brittany, thank you for calling. Do you feel better about yourself? Man, I feel better. I feel like, whew, I'm...

Yeah. I don't want to get the show started on a sour nose. I'm glad you felt like you're bad. Thank you. Thank you, because yesterday was a bad day. Today's going to be a good day. Yeah, welcome the Thursday show. Everybody that's new to the show, well, this is what you have.

It's us. How you like them apples? Those are some good apples. Yeah, no one was hating on you, really. I was hating on myself. Yeah, we were rooting for you. Yeah, we were rude to. Whenever you get it right and we all scream and go,

that's affirmation of, we do. That's affirmation. We enjoy you. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, let's start the show now. Here we go. Bobby Booms. Recognizing people doing cool things.

It's ICU. A woman's dog named Sherlock was scared after there was a car accident and Sherlock was in the accident. So as they're figuring it out, the dog runs out of the car. The driver wasn't injured, but she started to be worried because her dog wouldn't come back. So the fire department said, okay, we're going to send some of our other guys out to find the dog. It was very snowy. What they found was the dog's tracks, and they tracked it for two hours.

Oh, my goodness. They finally found him in the snow in the woods, unharmed, and they got it back to the owner. Wow. Isn't that awesome and crazy at the fire department? Stayed on it. Yeah, so to the Oro-Mockto Fire Department. Yeah, I see you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in Austin, Texas. announced they've had over 370 suspicious package calls in the past couple days and found nothing.

A $65,000 reward is being offered if you have info about those package explosion incidents. In other news, Toys R Us announced they're officially going out of business in the U.S. They're closing their doors. 33,000 employees are going to lose their jobs. And finally, in sports, college basketball,

March Madness is here. Get those brackets filled out. Games get underway today, 12 noon, 11,000. 11 Central. Welcome to Thursday's show. Tommy in Virginia Beach. What's up, buddy? Hey, man, what's going on?

Real quick, lunchbox. Congratulations, but Bobby, I got a question for you. All right. All right, man, so Hall of Fame microphone tattoo, did it ever happen? No, not yet. So what I said was, if I got into the Radio Hall of Fame, I was going to get an old-school microphone tattooed on my arm. And I haven't yet for a couple reasons.

One, because Amy promised to get my face tattooed on her and she didn't. And then two, what do I have to do with what you do on your body? I just want to bring that up. Thanks. That you didn't live up to your side of the bed.

And two, the guy that I get tattoos from, he's booked forever. Yeah. And three, I don't know what I'm going to do like with my life

in the next few years. Oh, so few. And honestly, the truth is, if I'm not staying in radio, I'm not getting a radio tattoo, put it on me. That's all, you know,

that's really it. That's fair. And, Do I think I will stay in radio? Yeah, but can I 100% say that right now? No. We got to start looking for new jobs. You don't.

You don't. Making big moves, man. No, no, no, no, no. That's not what this conversation is. I'm just telling you the real reason that I haven't. And probably on the reverse order. I probably haven't because I don't know that I'm... Why am I going to get a radio tattoo on my arm if I'm not doing radio anymore?

I feel much more secure about our jobs right now if you got that tattoo. Absolutely. You'll always be in the Hall of Fame. though, so why not always have the tattoo? I think that's a fair point. I just don't feel it right now. I feel it, man. I get you. But that's why... I'm covered, so I totally get it. You're covered in tattoos?

Oh, yeah. You know, people always say, hey, Bob, you hate needles so much. Because I have three tattoos. But it's not the same. It's totally different. The needle when you get a tattoo doesn't pierce your skin. Uh-uh. It doesn't?

No. No. And it's not drawing blood out. It just punches you over and over again. Right. Would you say that's fair, Tommy? I'd absolutely say it's fair, because I personally don't like needles either. And also, I've got both my sleeves done, my legs done, my ribs done. I got all sorts of stuff. That's your ribs done? That seems like a turt, man. It wasn't very comfortable, but it wasn't too bad. Like what's your most baller tattoo? Were you like, yeah?

My boss baller? My daughter drew a family portrait when she was four years old, and I got it across the front of my right thigh. Okay, that's pretty cool. I'm not going to lie. I thought he was going to say the skull and crossbones with a snake made of money coming out of it, but no. I think That's awesome, man. Yeah, that's it. Yep, I love it. Well, hey, thank you very much, Tommy. Appreciate the call.

I hope that answered your question. And if I ever come in with that tattoo on my arm, it means I'm here to stay. Right now, I don't have a tattoo because I don't know. Have a great day. I appreciate that. Awesome, thanks, guys. Appreciate you. Yeah, you too.

There we go. Hey, by the way, welcome to Thursday. As everybody butt-tightens a little bit about that conversation. You know what I mean? My resume out. I don't call it butt tightening, but, I mean. That's what it is, though. There it is.

Don't worry, Lachaparks, you're only about to have a baby. We're all good. Time for your positivity around the room, sharing good news in a segment that we call. Tell me something good. Let's go over to Amy first. Amy. Okay, so this guy was working on his car and he was underneath it. The car jack was like, and the jack broke and it fell on him. The car fell on the eye?

Yes, so he was screaming for help for an hour. Neighbors, somebody, please hear me. and just he's about to give up, he's like, I'm going to give out one more good yell. And a nine-year-old boy that lives close by heard him and ran over and saw him. And he was able to talk the nine-year-old boy through how to pump the jack and lift it up. And then once he was lifted and he had some relief, the nine-year-old ran to get help. And he was airlifted to a nearby hospital. And he suffered broken ribs and some other things.

But he's going to live and be okay. That's crazy, man. That's crazy. Lunchbox, you're up. Tell me something good. Clay Matthews plays for the Green Bay Packers, and he got the news that his older brother Brian is finally expecting his first kid. Well, it turns out it's twins. And so they're going to need an extra bedroom.

So Clay decided to surprise him, and he paid to get an extra room added onto his brother's house. Oh, wow. How about that? Oh, okay with her room. Wow. Let me give you this one. National Guard soldier Jason Johnson surprised his wife Sandy. She's an emergency room nurse.

So he came back from deployment, didn't tell her. And he waited in the emergency room, covered himself of the blanket, laid on the bed on the gurney thing. Oh, no. And she walked in, and they weren't saying, hey, emergency, but she walked into the room. And he's like, excuse me, and she looks over and he takes the blanket off. That's awesome. That's all right.

Yeah. I just don't think I would have it in me to not tell on the way home. I'd blow it. Like, I was going to surprise you, but I'd have to be blind back right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's an awesome story. And shout out to everybody serving. And shout out to all the wives of people serving, too.

Yeah, or husbands and wives that are gone. Yeah. I guess that, too. Yep. How not cool of me to not mention that. I'll be honest with that. I didn't think about that. Bobby Boneshow.

The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. So Scotty McQuarrie is 24 years old, but some people still see him as the teenager that he was on American Idol, forgetting that, yeah, he has aged a little bit. He told Rolling Stone that people are actually afraid to have a drink in front of him if he's there.

He'll go out to dinner and people will ask, is it okay to drink around Scotty? and they're like, are you kidding? He's 24. He'll have a drink with you. So this is super cute. Yesterday was Daddy Daughter Donut Day, and Jake Owen went to school with his daughter, Pearl.

He posted some photos on his Instagram. She clearly likes the chocolate ones. If you want to check them out, hit up Bobby Bones.com. I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny. You can have a dad-chiller party lunchbox? Yeah, I'm planning on it.

So that's a bachelor party, but for new dad. Oh. A dad chiller party. I have not heard the word dadchler before. Is that something where you go crazy or is that something where you just get together and talk about babies? You're supposed to go crazy. It's your last weekend before you're going to have a baby.

Oh, that's when you do it the last weekend? Well, not. Isn't that risky if your wife's that pregnant? Not literally the last weekend. I'm saying it's your last trip with the guys before you have a kid and you're supposed to go nuts like a bachelor party. It's just another excuse to have another bachelor party, really. And you're into that? I'm absolutely into it.

my buddy Garrett had one and he's already been hitting me up going, dude, when's the datchelor party? So what did you do on his datchelor party? We went and rented a lake house on the lake and spent the weekend drinking beers and golfing and just being idiots. And so what are you planning to do for your datchelor party? I'm looking at going down to Florida, renting a house and golfing and drinking and having a wild weekend.

Do you think once your dad the wild weekends are over? There'll be a lot fewer of them. They'll be very far in between, or few and far between, I guess is how you say it. Yes, it's going to calm down a lot. So lunchbox has always been the nuttiest guy in the show, just out of control. And he's having a baby, which is kind of a life reset for him. I wonder if your naps are going to be the same. That, I'm so stressed out about that.

You're stressed out about not being able to nap as much? Yes, I love my sleep. I love to sleep. I've always loved to sleep. And this is going to throw a real mess up in it. But I feel like the kid sleeps a lot for the first year. Does it, though? It takes naps.

Yeah, babies do sleep a lot. But only for intermittent periods, right? They just wake up a lot in the middle of the night. They seem to sleep at not so convenient time. Do you think your wife's going to be the one that wakes up with it or do you? Well, my wife's got to feed it. Yeah, but what's the point? So how do I get, why would I need to get up?

If she pumps, she can keep breast milk in the fridge. We don't need to pump. We're good. You're going to need to pump. Sometimes people explode if they don't pump. Oh, really? Well, no. So, okay, in your mind, you're not having to wake up middle of the night so far?

I would have to maybe wake up and hand her the baby, and then I can go back to sleep because, really, she's the one that's going to have to feed it because we're going that route. And she's doing August? Do it August 29th? When's the Datchelor party? Datchel party probably June-ish. Okay. That's pretty good. That's a good two months space.

window to get ready. Where is she now pregnant-wise? What, do we fit? Almost 16 weeks. So about four months. Can you tell? She's showing? No, I can't really tell. They said another two weeks. It'll really, like, I read weekly what to be expecting, and they said about two weeks you'll be able to tell. Do you, like, talk to her belly button? I started saying, good night, baby. Is that weird? Yeah, because it says the baby can recognize your voice. Why not talk more to it? Because it's weird. I'm still not, it's still not a comfortable thing for me yet.

And it said, whatever songs you want it to like whenever it's born, start playing them now. What have you played? Nothing. Because I just read it a couple days ago and I'm like, M&M, lose yourself. Oh yeah. No, spaghetti. Let us know that we need time off for that bachelor party. All right, oh, I get time off?

Yes, that's what I'm talking about. Thank you. You heard it here. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Norrie of the day. This story comes. It's from East St. Louis.

A security driver is looking for a new job after he lost an inmate. He was responsible for driving the inmate from Oklahoma to Texas, but he decided to drive a couple hundred miles to go to the casino. Oh, no. Wow. So he checked into the hotel room, said, you stay here, I'm going to go down and gamble. Wait, he also checked the inmate into the hotel too? Yeah, let him in the room and said, I'm going to go gamble.

I'll be back. Yeah, that'll work. Yeah, of course. I'll just hang out. Go ahead, Mr. Officer. I'll just hand. Did he handcuff him to the bed or anything? No.

Okay. The bed? Of all the places, Amy? I mean, just a little. Yeah, go ahead. La Troyes. I came back. Inmate gone.

Okay. Was he down to slots? And he decided just to give him a run. Oh, no. Oh, man. Uplos Foxx, that's your bonehead story of the day. Let's go. Bobby Bones.

Bobby Bones show. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Late Bobby Bones. Yeah, morning. Morning, morning. So if you listen to music during a workout, it will help you exercise longer. And so if you listen to high-energy upbeat music, it helps you last longer during cardiac stress tests, which is basically running.

And man, do I hate every bit of it. Yeah. And so what happens is play the upbeat music, it keeps you running longer, even if you don't know it. Totally. Even if you don't think it does, it does. I have my three workout songs because I just pulled them. So here are the three that I've put on mine. And they're not super upbeat, but I have.

I like this one, David Lee Murphy. This is interesting feels good. Yeah. And nobody's got to worry about nothing. Don't go hitting that panic but dream. This one makes me feel like I'm in a movie. It's like, oh, look at the world. I don't know.

There's something about this song that just makes me feel good. So David Lee Murphy. And then I have an old Thomas Rett song that I played called I Feel Good. Lunch Money Lewis is in this one. from the last record Oh, yeah. I feel good Bring me down

Don't hit the town Yeah, my problems can't wait because I feel It's a good one, huh? It wasn't a single. It's called I Feel Good from Thomas Wright.

Excuse me, can someone bring the beat back? Good. And then finally the song from NERD called Lemon. I get it how I live it. Yes. I live it how I get it.

That song's a jam. Yeah. I pull her with a lemon. Not because she ain't living. No jokes. My daughter dancing to this song is legit. Yeah? Yes, like, this song brings out all the moves in her.

You know who's singing this, right? Rihanna. It's an NERD song called Lemon. It's awesome. No, this is Farrell. NERD? You think that's no. Probably.

I think NERD fans do. I don't know. Just checking. When he came in, I think he was even weirded out that I was a big NERD fan. There's three songs Like the food tastes like lunch But it's running from bananas And it's running from the front

But every day There's three songs in my workout list If you want to add them, we'll put them up On our Twitter At Bobby Bones Show is our Twitter We'll put those up There you go Bobbybones.com

The big question yesterday was Because it was national Potato Chip Day And Eddie goes My favorite chips is Cheeto So off air We start to have this Oh man

Very intellectual conversation of Is the Cheeto a Chip? Because think about it. It comes in a chip bag. You eat it the same way you eat chips. It's sold on the chip aisle. It's sold next to all the chips, but is a Cheeto a chip? Amy.

I thought about it for a really long time. And that's weird because we shouldn't have, but we spent way too much time thinking about it. And because of the fact, I mean, it's not a cracker. I mean, it doesn't have its own category and it's sold with the chip. So I woke up with it being a chip. Yeah. She slept on it. Yeah.

She calls it a chip. Lunchbox? Oh, I'd say no chip. No chip. Oh, it's not a chip. Here, our phone number is 877. 77 Bobby. Well, Bones, what do you think?

Is a Cheeto a chip? Yeah, I put in the chip category. Yeah. Straight up. I do have to put it in the chip category. If it's sold like a chip and walks like a duck, it's a chip duck. That's what I always say. There you go.

But call us because we spent way too much time thinking about that yesterday. So let's spend some more time. Way too much. Yeah, and it's also is a hot dog a sandwich. Oh, that's tough. No. No. Absolutely it is.

It's a piece of meat in between two pieces of bread. Oh, that's true. See, it is a hamburger a sandwich. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It also is cereal a soup. What? No, no, no, no. Why can't it be milk soup?

They have cold soup all that. What do you think, gazpacho? I know you were going to say that. All I'm saying is the world is bendable, as my friend John Mayer would say. Mind is blown right now. But we'll hold on that as a Cheeto a chip. Okay. Because I feel like that's just important enough.

also, and we can do this in a minute because I know all the phone lines are going to fill up with the Cheeto chips. If we're going to fill out our brackets, we have to do so today before 11 a.m. Yeah. With not really a monetary prize, but a prize of the last place person

does something humiliating. And we really don't have what that is yet, but I have a lot of options. So you just, you don't really care if you win, you just don't want to lose. We'll put a monetary prize on it too. Problem is until lunchbox pays me 30 bucks he owes me he can't get in this bracket.

Lunchbox. Now that he's having a baby, he's going to be even more cheap. I know. No, it's not cheap. There's a difference in cheap in not paying your debts. Yeah, he doesn't pay anything.

Right, right. So we may all do it without him. But that being said, we may take the funniest and assign it to the loser. Got it. So think about that last time. Boy, the calls are heating up

on this Cheeto chip thing. Man, and that kid who got kissed by Katie Perry who was all over the news? and he's upset. Do you have seen this? Oh, because, well, he hadn't been kissed before, so she kissed him, right? Sort of, yeah.

But now he's going, I just didn't want that to happen for my first kiss. Have you not seen the story in the news? I've only seen that. Okay, that's coming up. The quick, dumb question is, is a Cheeto a Chip? Yes or no?

Is a Cheeto a chip? Straight up. Alicia and Mobile Alabama. Hello. Hey, how are you? Really good. Yes, it is a chip, but it is not a potato.

chip, it is a corn chip. I'm fine with being whatever kind of chip. It's just, you know, it's in that little shape. It's like a stick that has kind of a deformity on this. Pure chip. Yeah. But, you know, every chip is special. Every chip is special.

So you're saying it's a chip. It's totally a chip. Then our pretzel's a chip? We're not going. I'm just saying it's the same type of, I'm just saying same type of item. Trey. I say it's not a chip because it's. not a potato. You can go anywhere in the world

and when they say a chip, it's a potato. What about a Dorito? It's corn. Oh, you got me there. Yeah. Yeah. Listen, but again, there aren't a lot of right things here, Trey. And quite frankly, this is a pretty stupid thing for us to be talking about, but. And a sun chip? Is a Cheeto? Yeah, because the sun's just a sun.

Oh, it's made out of sun. It's made out of sun. Hey, thank you for the call. Appreciate you. Thank you. You got me. That was quick. I mean, Mike in North Dakota. Yeah. Popcorn is also sold in the chip aisle

in a chip bag and ate the exact same way as a chip, but it's popcorn. It's not a chip. Yeah, but popcorn's a popcorn, though. There's no debate about popcorn. Popcorn's popcorn. Like, if a Cheeto's not a chip, what is a Cheeto? Because the popcorn's not a chip, and it's popcorn.

There are lots of types of popcorn. It's corn stick. Okay, so that's not a category. Cheesy corn stick. I don't know. This is so hard. Will you put the poll up on the Bobby Bone Show Twitter, Morgan number two? It's up there.

Okay. Check it out. At Bobby Bone Show. The poll is up. Let me run this by you. They're stopping kissing boots at a lot of charities because they're just not making money anymore at kissing boots. So it's kind of become a moratorium. No more kissing boots.

First of all, how disgusting that someone's putting their lips on you. Second of all, we're talking about this on lunchbox. Absolutely insists he can make money at a kissing boots. that our listeners are so in love with him. They would pay money to come to a lunchbox kissing booth. We would make money hand over fist. I guess I would pocket the money. So, yes, people would line up around the block to give me a little smooch.

So here's what we're going to do. Well, someone bring the sign in, so we have a sign. And it says kissing booth $1. Okay. Whoa, a dollar. Well, hold on. Whoa. If they want to tip you more, they can.

Oh. Kissing booth one dollar is a lot. So we're going to send lunchbox out. And if you can make $100 in the next hour, then one, I'll match it to charity. And two, you get in the bracket challenge. You can get in everything. But it's also your chance to prove you can make money in the kissing booth.

You said you could, so it should be easy. Yeah. You can stay on the highway. Yeah. I'll sign up. Well, the highway, I don't know if people are going to... You can find wherever spot you want. Like the highway, they're going 75 miles an hour.

Okay, then go find a parking spot and go stand in front of a grocery store. Yeah. Yeah. One of those office buildings where people, you know a lot of people were going to go into. Yeah, people are in a gas station. Starbucks. Yeah. Here's your sign, buddy.

Here's your sign. So go with him. We'll send, who wants to go at lunchbox? Morgan number two, do you want to go? Yeah. Okay, go with lunchbox. And you have an hour from when you get there to raise $100 in a kissing booth. You have a sign?

It's not just you yelling. It's a sign. Yeah, I mean, it's kind of a boring sign. There's black and white. Like, there's no colors. There's no. excitement, but my face is going to be the excitement, so it'll bring the money in. What do you predict an hour you can make at the kissing booth?

Oh, probably 200. Okay, there is. $200. $200. Wow, you just upped yourself. All he has to do is make $100, and all your debts are paid. You're all magic to charity. So I keep my money in.

Sure. Absolutely. Okay. Unless it's not $100, then you give it all away. What? If you don't make $100, you have to give it away. All right, send them out. Launchbox is heading out the door right now. The kissing boots are going to be started.

We'll let everybody know where he is, too, if you happen to be in Nashville. I love it. This is great. He was so like, yeah, I made so much money. And then you got the sign. He was like, oh. Wait, what? Now?

And then, and now he's like, only a dollar, so it's going to take him 100 kisses. He wants it to be like $10. A hundred kisses is what you need. All right, thanks a lot. That's a lot. Morgan number two, head out with him. I would advise get somewhere that's foot traffic in the morning. Yeah, good idea.

Got like a lot. like a Starbucks and just be like, oh, kissing both. And you're not able to use the charity angle out loud. You can't say that. You can't say it's for the kids. You just thought it was so, you were so hot. Like, get a kiss from a real life, hot man. Okay. All right, there you go.

Lunchboxes, out the door. We'll check in with them. Now, I got a question. Yeah, go ahead. Ask it. Does it count if they tip me, I don't have to get a hundred kids as long as I get 100 bucks, right? So someone tips me me 100 bucks. Yeah, why not? All right. See, so you can't tip yourself and it can't be in one you're related to.

His wife comes by. It can't happen. Okay, Lunchbox is headed out. Hey, Morgan number two, you want to start it off? He's asking Morgan number two. Come on. Okay, thank you, lunchbox. All right, real quick, never going to get it?

Wait, wait. So he kisses them, right? Yeah. Either way, buddy. Lunchbox, I'll take a kiss on the cheek. I'll give you. I'll actually have that. Hey, I'll take one too.

Here, here. Yeah, yeah. If you can give me one, you got to give me one. Hold on, let me see what I got. Oh, what up, I got a five! Yes, yes, yes. Hottie, hadi, hady. Come up, pay the man.

Pay, pay, pay. Okay. Go ahead. Okay. There it is. There it is. Oh, Vigella. Give me one.

Give me one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to go, guys. Now, give me one. I got to go. Oh, come on money. Oh, dang, you just missed out on money. How much you're going to give me?

I don't know my wallet is. Yeah, give me your wallet. Well, I gave you five. I'll cover his. Here we go. I need some money first. I know how you work. Lunch box.

I pay my death. I gave you five. I cover Bobby's. On the lips. Five bucks. Hey, Morgan. In my room, there's a wallet. Give him five bucks.

Yeah, I told you guys. He sure kissed me on the cheek, man. Oh, my goodness. We are 12 years old. Yeah, yeah. Okay. We'll come back to the never going to get it. I can't believe he'd be the Ekin.

I don't care. He went for it. No, Bobby, he's desperate. That's a big deal. He has to get to that $100. He's like, okay, $5 here, $5.00. We'll check back in with him and we're coming back in like three minutes. Checking in with Lunchbox, who's out, he set up a kissing booth.

Lunchbox? Yo, yo, what on? The man with the master lips. Did you get money from kissing me? They pay you from my wallet? Yeah, yeah, I got a $10 bill out of your wallet. A $10? Whoa.

You said five. That's okay. He kissed me on the face. So now he got $15. There's really two kisses. Me and you. That's what I'm saying. Guys, you thought I wasn't going to make it. I'm already flying no hundred.

Wait, but lunchbox that came from us. Okay, that's okay, though. It doesn't matter how it happens. Okay, okay. If results, it don't matter. I know, but he's like, I told y'all. I told y'all. Lunchbox is out now.

Hey, so where are you in Nashville, lunchbox? I'm at Starbucks. Do you want to say which one? What one is this? By Vanderbilt? Okay. Right over here next to Panera bread. I don't know what street this is, though.

Lunchbox is trying to raise $100 in a kissing booth. One, because he saw that they were ending. He goes, well, I can make kissing booth work. If he raises $100, then I'm going to match it for charity. He can use some of that to pay to get in the bracket challenge, and he can prove to us that he's right and we're wrong. So all those are good, right? Oh, yeah, that's all it is.

I'm just showing my hotness today. All right, 402. 21st Avenue South, if you happen to be in Nashville, if you're listening in Pittsburgh or Tampa, we're just kind of S-O-L. but you can listen along like we are. Would you like to take part in the kissing booth? She said no. Okay. We'll check back in.

Has anyone kissed the booth yet? Not yet. I've been rejected a couple times, but it's early. You can just hold the sign up too because you have a big sign. Oh, I got the sign up and I put some lips on it too. Oh, okay. We'll check him with a little bit, okay, buddy. All right.

There's lunchbox. He added lips. Stay nearby. Okay. Let's do Never Gonna Get It. And you can also call in and try this. About 20% of people are still in debt from this single purchase. 20 people still in debt.

20%. Okay. From this. I'm a little off. Sorry. Hey, daylight savings. I was like, wow, 20 people in all the land. Daylight savings.

20% of people are still in debt from this purchase. Never going to get it. Let's see if anybody gets it. About 20% of it. percent of people are still in debt from this purchase. Let's go over to Brad. Brad in Boston, shout out to the bull listeners in Boston. Go ahead, Brad. Hi, Bobby. How you doing? Good, man. What do you think about this? I'm thinking 20% of people still in debt from student loans going to college.

That's not the answer. You know, I think if I were guessing, that it would be higher than that. What, you, Brad? I was thinking higher. What was that? Yeah, no, we were just thinking the same thing you were, that it was probably higher than 20%. I know lunchbox is still. No, he just paid it off. Finally, he paid it off. They gave him a big,

did they give you a big student loan break, lunchbox? Oh, yeah. I had like $4,000 or something like that, $4,500 left, and they sent me a letter saying, don't worry, we paid off your balance for you. Why do you think that happened? Because I paid every month on time

for however many years. I paid $100 a month. And I think it was more expensive for them to keep me on their books than it was to collect the interest so they just paid it off. Anybody have any student loan left?

Hey, lunch, what do you think the answer is? 20% of people are still in debt from this purchase. Oh, that's easy. It's a car. A car, he says, oh, I bet you that's way higher. Way more than that. Is that what you had Eddie?

Yeah, I had car. Amy? Man, well, oh, I know. I had a furniture, like when you go that rent to own or whatever, that kind of like a couch or something. The answer is, last year's Christmas presents.

Oh, wow. Dang. Yeah, for sure. Okay. Oh, we got to re-evaluate that. Yeah. Never gonna get it. By the way, lunchbox is out doing a kissing booth.

My bet is he gets kicked off the premises before he even has a chance and we have to move the kissing booth. But we'll check in with him in about three minutes and see how much money he's raised. He thinks he can do $100 in an hour. We don't think that. On the phone right now is Laura and Wisconsin.

A nice Wisconsin morning to you, Laura. Happy morning to you too. Yeah, what's going on? I'm just on my way to work, and I want to help lunchbox out, but I'm a long way from him. Yeah, that's the thing. We can't accept outside donations for this because it's just him trying to prove a point. I know, but I'll even donate to the charity. Yeah, and if he hits it, I'm happy to give you that link, but we can't help him right now.

He is the one with the big mouth that said he could go hold a sign. It said kissing booth, and you can make $100. I know, but he's my favorite guy on your show. I don't know. Maybe he has a Venmo or something. I cannot be a part of someone helping lunchbox. I doubt he has a Venmo. He doesn't because, in fact, the show pays back

the show for certain things if we spend money and he's the only one that never pays because he doesn't have Venmo. Well, you take a check and I just rub it on your phone. No, that's not how it works. Lentux. Yo, yo, what is up, man? We are raking in the cash. Are you getting kicked off the premises?

Yep, we got kicked off the premises. It sounded like that was happening whenever He was like, yeah, yeah, I know, I know. So what happened? Wait, Val, how much money? What happened? Some girl came out. You can't solicit on properties.

I was like, I'm on the sidewalk. And then Marcia came up and gave me $5 for a big old smooch on the cheek. And then I had Sabrina give me a dollar and Leslie give me a dollar. So ladies and gentlemen, we are at $22 and we've been out here for like two minutes. It's been great. But you're now removed from that start? bucks or you're just on the sidewalk now? Oh, I'm just on the sidewalk. I mean, yo, it's sidewalk is public property, I believe. Lunch has not gone into law. It's like, actually,

statute of 42-16 states. Okay. And people have been honking at me, but honking does no good. You have to stop your car unless you just throw the money out the window. That's fine, too. Yeah, I don't know that that is. You might get hit by car. Well, I'll wait until they pass, and then I'll get the money. Okay. Now, lunchbox is out now. He claimed a one hour He could do his own kissing boot To make a hundred bucks And right now the grand total is

$22 No you're not the bars But you're the best looking Come on It's a live action kiss here Hold on What's you mean What's your stipulation

Okay That's good This will pay for diapers Five dollars That'll give me diapers Come here Yeah I wasn't How was it?

It's great Yeah you hear that Great Okay So what's the grand total now? $27. $27. Yeah.

He's doing pretty good. Okay, lunchbox. Yeah. Good to love there. You thought I was going to do. Okay. Well, check back in a few minutes, buddy. All right.

All right. See, bud. There he is. There's that guy. And 15 of that came from us. Well, he stole an extra five for me. I only offer five, and he's like, oh, I got 10 from your wallet. Wait a minute.

But there's a picture of him kissing me on my Twitter. which I was surprised he did, Mr. Bobby Bones. So he's out on the street, seeing if he can make a kissing booth work. Yeah, what else? Anything else going on your life, Am? No. I'm excited to see if he makes it to 100.

Coming up, we'll talk about the kid on Idol that Katie Perry kissed and now he's upset about it, which seems weird. And Amy finally got to pop a pimple on somebody that she's been waiting to pop a pimple on forever. That's her fascination. She's fascinated. And finally, there's someone in her life. She's been, I can't wait to pop a pimple on them.

It was on her pimple-pop and bucket list And she finally was able to pop a pimple on him E.J. in Alabama What's going on, Boba? Hey man, you're on the air. Thank you for calling. What's going up? Oh man, they can't kick lunchbox off a sidewalk, man. That's called it right away. And that's public property. So you're telling him

For this kissing booth to continue, he can stand on a sidewalk. Stand for him. Okay, I'm going to pass that along. I think he thought that too, but we just didn't know for sure. So thank you, E.J., appreciate that call. As always, appreciate you. Hey, let me say this too because I haven't said this today. Just a quick mention.

My book pre-sell goes up today. And who cares, right? Because I don't care about pre-sales. I think they're just a big load of crap. Because why don't want to buy something pre when I can just buy it the day of and get it? However, because of that, what I thought was, I can put it up early.

And anyone who buys it between noon and one today, I will put in the acknowledgement section of my book. I will put your name in my book. at the end when you thank people. Your name right there. Yeah, at fight grindrepeat.com. First time I've been able to mention this, fight grindrepeat.com,

you'll be able to, between noon and one today, only that hour. Because the legal reasons, it's only that hour. If you buy it, I'll be able to put you in my book. So noon and one, central. And that includes us. If we buy it, we get in there. Central.

You get to be in the book. Noon 1 Central, fight grindrepeat.com. Hello, you're on the air. Lunchbox. Okay, lunchbox has a kissing booth going outside He's trying to make a hundred bucks an hour How's it going? It's all great, man

People are showing up in the carpool They're just driving up You're at a Starbucks That's why it's a carpool That's them getting coffee Well, yeah, that's a lot of it And I've gotten rejected by a few people But it doesn't dammit my spirits

They just don't know what they're missing So what's the deal, Lunchbox How much money have you raised right now? $32. Wow, look at this guy. Look at this guy. He has 33 minutes to raise the rest of it. So.

So are you going into the kissing booth? He had, like, he had headphones in, couldn't hear me. Yeah, that's probably why. Probably only the headphones. So, Lexbox is trying to raise $100 in the kissing booth. Woo! Oh, here comes a car. Oh, yeah, they're definitely coming from me.

Here we go. Yeah. Come on, girl. Here we got, listen in. No, no, she kept going. Probably headphones. She probably listening to the song. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do you want to tell people where you all one more time? Yeah, I'm at the Starbucks on what avenue is it? 21st Avenue, right by Vanderbilt. Okay, so he's in Nashville. So if you're listening to us in Sacramento, you can't get to him in time. If you're in Boston, no luck. But if you happen to be in Nashville, lunchbox is a kissing booth open for the next... Oh, here comes a big white Jeep.

It's slowing down. It's slowing down. Oh, because I'm standing in the road and it just went by me. Oh, okay. Probably headphones. Probably listen to music. Yeah, probably headphones. Oh, yeah.

Look at this. Boom. What? What's that? You keep yelling boom, so we're waiting for something. Oh, I'm waiting for... I'm waiting for someone to come. All right, so we'll see you in a minute.

32 minutes left. Oh, there was a cop. He just pulled in and he pulled out. I thought I was going to the big house. Okay. Okay, we're checking back with it. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny.

Well, Jason Aldine announced like a really cool concert. He's going to be playing at the Atlanta Brainsie. Stadium, July 21st, and Dairy's Shuckle will be there, but it's not just Darius. It's Hootie and the Blowfish. Yeah, that's pretty awesome. Yeah, Jason Aldeen and Hootie and the Blochoo. I mean, that's a road trip kind of concert to go to. Yeah. Who else? Luke Combs and Lauren Elena will be the opening acts. Yeah. That's good, man. Tickets go on sale March 23rd.

Next Friday. be ready for that. And this is something pretty cool that Dirk's Bentley is doing. He put it up on his Instagram yesterday as a little announcement. You can be a part of his video. He's asking for people to submit photos of women in their life using the hashtag Woman Amen ACM. I don't think it's the video. Video for the ACMs. I think it's his live performance at the ACMs. They're going to show in their background as he's performing this song. As he's performing, yes, there'll be photos flash in the background and then you submit it and then while you're watching the AACM's, ACMs, you can be like, did my picture make it? So that would be pretty cool. Again, use the hashtag

Woman Amen ACM. I'm Amy. That's your 30 second skinny. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me know. We're transmitting across America. This is the whole show. I'm going to go over to Amy for the morning corny. The morning corny. What do you call a happy farmer? What do you call a happy farmer? A jolly rancher. That's funny That was the morning corny Lunchwalks is on the streets

I want to put them on because we're talking about this American Idol contestant that says He got an unwanted kiss from Katie Perry And it was uncomfortable So I just want to read the story first Before I actually give my two cents A male contestant who received a kiss

From Katie Perry on American Idol Has described the encounter as uncomfortable singer Benjamin Glaze 19 from Oklahoma appeared during this week's season from here and he's singing and he's pretty good and they say hey what's the deal because the girls? It's like not really I've never kissed a girl and so he walks up to kiss Katie Perry on the cheek

and he does and kind of misses a bit and then he goes in again and she turns her head kind of funny and gives him a little kiss and then he's like oh that was crazy ha ha ha ha ha and then he went home and all of a sudden he got butt hurt because like oh I wanted my first kiss to be Special. Now, I do get it.

I do go, if Katie Perry would have walked up and grabbed him by the head and just said, kiss me and kissed him, I'd have said, Katie, that's not cool. But he was in on the gag. Maybe he wasn't in fully where she turned her head, but he walked up and was putting her lips on her head and her face. So he's not this innocent guy who Katie Perry came up and grabbed and just went, kiss me, you little stud for ratings. Right. But that's my take on it.

And I can read you more of this, but Lunchbox, what do you think about this? I think this guy is an absolute loser It wasn't even a real kiss It was just a little pet It's having fun They're having fun And he's gonna make a big deal Oh I wanted my first kiss to be special

I hate to tell you dude My dad kisses me But longer than Katie Eric kiss you That's right lunch dust kisses his dad on the lips That's true I mean what I was so annoyed by this guy Like get him out of here

He's probably just mad Because he didn't move to Hollywood And he didn't make the top 10 or 12 Did he move to Hollywood? I don't remember that part of the show I did watch it. I don't know. And I could just be playing coy

because I do know. I have to avoid that. So prior to his audition, he said, I've never kissed a girl. He was saving his first kiss for his first relationship. He's good-looking kid too. Like, I think for him

it was just about his values. It was like, I'm waiting. I want to be special. But he did walk over to her. You have to watch it, Amy, because I'm not on anyone's side, but I'm definitely not on his because he took part

of the little shenanigans. Yeah. I mean, he wants a special first kiss. He kissed Katie Perry. He's cute. Why isn't he kissed anybody? Probably just because he doesn't want to. Oh, he's saving.

Listen, I had my V-card dollars 21. Kissing's different than that. Maybe not for this guy. Like, way. Oh, I know. I didn't know the backstory. But my point is, I wanted it to be special too when I gave my flower. And was it?

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it was just, nah, I mean, it's with a girlfriend. But yeah, you know, I had to cash it in the old. Oh, yeah, he needs to get... Go ahead, you see it now? Yeah, I think it's not... No, he still has an opportunity to have a real first kiss. Okay, good.

She did not take that away from him. It was funny, but man, did she, like, really kiss him hard? He fell to the ground. Oh. But he was also happy about it. So let's not act like... Yes, you're right. He fell to the ground because he was like, oh, Katie Perry kissed me.

Yeah, he's like, hmm. I mean, he's, in a way, is he sort of smart, capitalizing on it, trying to make a bigger story? or something? I don't know. Lunchbox is on. Hey dude. What up, dude?

We sent lunchbox out. He claimed he can make a hundred bucks by setting up a makeshift kissing booth. So you have 20 minutes. Where are you right now in money? Oh, man, dude. I mean, we had to drive-by kicking.

I had to run out the bill to road. We had our first guy, Robbie stopped by and give me a big old $5 bill. I kissed him right on the forehead. Oh, yeah, we'll go some love. Are you sitting on the phone? What's happening here? Hey, I can't hear you.

You're muffled the phone. Ashley. Hey, hi to Bobby. Hey, Mom. What up? What they say? Oh, they're kissing right now. Bobby?

Yeah. Can you hear them? Yeah, I heard them. They said don't. Your phone's a little muffled. Give me a kiss or something. And I tell you y'all speakerphone. Can you hear me now?

Yeah. Okay. There are two ladies here, Candace and Ashley, and they work together. they're late to work just because they want my lip on their cheek. That's what I'm talking about. I, get him a little something.

See how much money you get. Yeah, yeah, sugar, sugar. Wait, did you get a picture? Come on here. Yeah. All right, how much is that? $10 more. And $12.

Oh, my gosh. We are, hey, we love you guys. Thank you so much. Have a great day. Hello? Yeah, how much have you made total? You could you only have 18 minutes left. I'm at $73.

Oh, my goodness. He's going to make it. We got another customer, folks. This is so easy. This is like taking candy from a baby. Hello. Yeah, we're listening, man. Okay, well, check back.

He's trying to make $100. He has 17 minutes and 30 seconds to do this. Talking about that kid who was on American Idol on Katie Perry. Said, hey, give me a kiss on the cheek. and then she turned her head a bit and ended up kissing him on the lips and then he gets upset because he had never kissed a girl

and that was his first kiss. What on the cheek? He didn't even make the smush now. Let me start over. Let me start over. Okay. So now he's upset. Carrie in Missouri, how are you? I'm good. How are you?

I'm good. You hear me talking about this? What do you think? Well, I think it's kind of not valid because as soon as he came out, he was like, I didn't make it. But guess what? I kiss Katie Perry. Yeah, he's bragging about it. That's true.

Yeah. I remember that. I didn't think about that until now. That's a good call, Carrie. Thank you. In court, he lost his case because of Carrie's testimony. Thank you. Hey, Carrie, where do you live?

St. Geneva, Missouri. Oh, man. I used to summer there. Really? No, I've never summered anywhere in my life. But I would see that on TV Sunday. I'd be like, oh, where do you summer, Buffy?

Well, I used to summer in the tropics of Capricorn. I don't even think that's a place. But, hey, thank you, Carrie, for calling. I appreciate you. Don't be most people summer in the Hamptons. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know about most people.

I don't know who summer. I mean, if you summer somewhere, you summer in Connecticut. I summer salt. In my house. Yeah. And then it hurts the next day. Yeah, yeah. Lunchbox, how much money have you made as of right now?

Oh, man. We are drying up over here. I don't know if you guys quit giving my location or what. but something's going down. Something is happening where, I mean, it's been a dry spell for like 10 minutes. So, how much money have you raised as of right now? I think we're at $89. He needs $11 in a kissing booth in seven minutes.

Seven minutes. Yeah, I mean, I guess you're going to have to play a song, come back. I don't know, but, I mean, someone's going to have to get here in a hurry. So if you happen to be in Nashville, where we are, the country, music capital of the world. Lunchbox is there. He needs you, right, lunch? I need you.

I need you. I mean, this is like my life right here. I mean, my lip needs your cheat. All right, the kissing booth is set up. Where is he at? The Starbucks where? 21st. Huh?

21st. 21st. 201st. It's a different. By Starbucks. Yeah. Yeah. Here is a difference.

Hold on. Here we go. Is someone driving up? Hold on. Are you there? No, we're here. No, we're here. We're here.

Hello. Oh, no, now he hung up. Oh, boy. Imagine driving down the road and your steering will pops off. Yeah, that's not good. Ford has recalled 1.4 million cars. Ford! Yeah.

What is it? What is it? Okay, hold on. My husband drives a Ford. Tell me more. Because of a loose attachment that could lead to the potentially deadly issue. The problem is with 2014 to 2018 Ford Fusion and Lincoln MKZ sedans. Oh, okay.

They will make to fix for free. Yeah, no crap. Yeah, for free. Don't worry. And they will notify owners when they can come in for the repair. But they say if you're driving to the road, your steering wheel could come off. Like, what do you do? Pray to God.

Obviously, you hit the break, but even then... Just pray, man. That's all you got. I don't know. You keep a clothes hanger just in case he can jam it in. Yes. And it starts steering with that. Something.

That's scare me. Lunchbox is on the street. This is the last time we get to talk to him. He's got two minutes and 30 seconds in order to make that $100 in the kissing booth. Lunchbox, the drum roll is being hit. hit now. Where are you on cash? Man, dude, I don't know what happened. I thought, like, okay,

I'll stand out here and the cash, we'll just come rolling in, it started rolling in, the nurses start showing up, and then we got stuck on like $89 a while, then you played a song, and, uh, I don't want to admit it. I don't want to admit it. You're the worst actor ever.

Yeah, we don't even know. We don't even know if we got like $130. for it. No, he said we're idiots because we didn't believe he'd make a hundred bucks. Oh, my goodness. And we got another lady here. What's your name? Shana, give me a guy. Yeah.

And she just got five dollars. You gave her $5? No, I got $5.00. Very nice to meet here. Let's take a picture. Come on. Okay, so he hit it. So did everybody overpay? Like, nobody paid $1. Oh, man. Thank you.

Nice meeting. Hello. And he's still talking to people. Okay. Hello? He does have another minute in 20 seconds. You go at lunchbox. Yeah, oh man, I'm not coming back yet. I'm making money out of you.

He's going to stay out there all mornings. Okay, come on back. Lunchbox hit us a goal. Come on back. You're the man. Woo! Yeah, how do you like them lips? I tell you what, we did underestimate you.

What? Yeah, you did understand it. Say, Lunchbox, we underestimated you. People love you and they want your lip on their cheek. Lunchbox, we underestimated you. We love you and their cheeks. And their cheeks are desirable. I don't care.

I'm rich. Okay. Come on back. Wait, can I go out and kiss me? Amy, no. It's not safe. We've turned to the... I didn't know we could like leave work and go make side hustle.

Well, Amy, after working, you do whatever you want. This don't get caught. Amy's like, I'll be at the motor. Oh, wait. Slow down. Whoa. This went from kissing on the cheek to walk. A sidewalk outside the middle.

He got to announce his location on the radio so people would go by. Well, the story was that people are stopping kissing boots because they're not making money. Lunchbox says just that people weren't hot enough doing them. And he went to prove that. Yeah, he proved it. Okay, lunchbox. It is now exactly one hour. What is your exact total?

Go ahead. It's like $139, I believe. It's a change. I got a couple back to change. $139. Good job. All right. Come on back.

It's awesome. Yeah, I'm coming. It's going to take me while I'm loaded down with cash. Okay, okay. We'll see in a minute. There he is. Back in the studio. He's back.

He's back. Yeah. So what are you going to do with the money, really? Oh, man, I don't know. I got a lot of March Madness gambling I got to pay for. So I'll match whatever it is to charity. You can also donate that if you want. I think I'm good.

You're going to keep it? Yeah, I think I'll keep it. You owe me 30, though. No, no. You said my, no, I did say in that thing. You said my debt would be wiped away. Because you could use that money to pay me to $30. No.

Didn't I say that? No, you did not. Keep me out of this. You're trying to spin it now. See, you're, regardless. You're a master magician with the words. Regardless, lunchbox when I did a kiss and booth made $130. I'll match it to whatever charity you want.

Okay. 20, 25, 35. But you owe me 30 for a past bet. No, no, no. You said if I make it to $100. my debt is clean. By using that money. No.

Lunchbox, you have a charity you work with, right? You don't want to give your money to them? Well, I thought Bobby would. Yeah, but you can double that money. Yeah, you double it. That's more money for them.

Yeah. And I'll even give the money that you're supposed to pay me to that charity. Wow, that's nice. And you can even send the name of the charity on the air. Yeah, kit power. Well, there went that. And now you pay.

No, I don't have to pay. That's right. Hey, by the way, Garth Brooks says he's going to make everything else look small that he's ever done. I don't know what that means. You'll meet the girl Because he did a record

Is a big record Had this number one song He just did the biggest North American tour of all time And then he said Whatever he's about to do Is going to make that look small So I have a theory

Like for sure he's going to play a concert on the moon, right? Yeah Oh, that's a good theory That's all he can do at this point Because that's bigger than what he's done He's already on a world tour Okay so the world's out The world's out

He's playing Him and Elon Musk have decided to put on this tour on the moon. And it's one show, because obviously there are a lot of cities to go to. They're setting up a moonville and having the show. You guys got to be it. Wow. I don't know what Garth can do that's bigger than what he's done.

But I'm excited about that. Obviously, I love Garth. Julianne Florida, hello. Hello, Bobby. How are you? I'm going on. Good. I'm on my way to work, and I just wanted to let you know that I enjoy your show. It makes my hour ride. Go by really quick.

Thank you very much. Can I help you with anything? No, I was calling in because you had to do the announcement that caller number 20 wouldn't be disappointed and I was calling. Do we do that announcement?

I don't remember that. I don't think. Here's another station. You should listen to a different show? No, I wasn't. I was listening to this one. What was it about? I mean, maybe we can help you out here,

but we didn't announce that in this room. sometimes our local affiliates will run something. But tell me what we said. It was caller number 20. Call now. You will be disappointed. Okay. And then where do you live?

I'm in WikiWachi, Florida. Bobby, do something. We can't disappoint her. No, I know. She is calling it. So far right now. No, she's caller one. So far she's disappointed.

I know when we've disappointed her. Do you know? Was it me? It was Bobby. It was Bobby. But what was I giving away? Because do you live outside? It didn't say.

So they ran a liner of me, whomever this is going, be caller 20, you won't be disappointed. And I said nothing about what it was? That's correct. And then went to commercials. Well, then what can I give you that makes you not disappointed? Because I'm going to carry a situation right now, if I'm honest with you. You know, truly, that's like a how about a book?

Which book do you want? Do you want the old one, bare bones, that is still out, or the one that comes out in June? Well, I don't have the first one. Okay, easy. Easy peasy. Done. I will send you a signed copy of bare bones.

Awesome. Thank you so much. Are you disappointed? No. Yay! We aim to please here. Okay. Julie, I'm going to put you on hold and get your address and send it to you.

Here's the thing I need to ask of you, though, okay? Okay. I'm going to be mailing it from my house, which means that's a return address. Promise me you're not going to show up at my address. my house. I promise you, I won't. Okay, but if you do, just be nice, okay? Okay, sorry.

Okay, hold on a minute. Hey, I'm gonna put it on. And also, I don't know if there's time to get into this, but I have conflicting information on the release date of your book. Because you just said June, and I've just read a people, an article at people.com that says a different date. Okay, they're wrong. On the date.

Yeah. So here, okay, let me make my announcement then real quick. Dada-da-da. Not really I was looking for, but still. I like it. Hi porn. So I get to finally announce my book today. It's called Fail Until You Don't. That's the first time I've heard that.

And I see the cover. Dude. So it's called Fail until you don't. Which means keep doing things wrongly until you figure it out. Keep messing up. It's called Fail until you don't, fight, grind, repeat. So. Wow.

It comes out in June. Now, let me say this. I think pre-cells are a big boat of hogwash. That being said, I'm doing a pre-cell today. but the only thing I would say to my book team was I have to give my listener something to say please buy it early otherwise what's the point? So today between 12 Central and 1 central do your own time or what time it is where you are if you're in different time zone if you buy the book through fight grindrepeat.com fight grindrepeat

dot com at noon to 1 and only during that hour I'm going to put you in my book in the acknowledgments okay that's the way I feel like I can give back. So yes, that's the announcement. It's called Fail Until You Don't. And the subtitle is Fight, Grind, Repeat. Comes out in June. And People Magazine did a whole story on it. It's crazy. And it shows the cover of the book. It looks really good. Yes. And Bobby's face is on there. Not his face, but his body. And it's a really nice write-up. On people? Yeah. I didn't have a chance to read it at all. Oh, I read the whole thing.

Already? Ask me anything. Do I seem nice? Yeah, you seem really nice. And you don't want anybody to know anything about the book because you wanted to be like Kylie Jenner's baby stormy. Nobody knows anything until the baby comes out. And then there it is. Like the name, the baby. I haven't let anybody read it. Like nobody.

And it's all about... Are you reading the article? Yeah. Go ahead. It says, okay, Bobby Bowens is known for his success in radio, stand-up comedy, blah, blah, blah. But he really wants fans to know how much of a failure he is. That's true. So, shout out your age, 37, what up?

And it says that the book isn't just about you. Celebrity friends like Andy Roddick, Chris Stapleton, Walker Hayes, and Charlemagne the God also share their stories of failure. Chip Esten, Amy, Mike D. I went to a lot of people and just said, hey, tell me your failure. Yeah. And you wrote this book to be the opposite of Instagram because on Instagram you see all the beautiful things people are doing all the time. But you wrote this to show the opposite. Most of life is not about the wins.

It's actually the rough stuff, the failures. Amy is just reading the article, by the way, I'll add. But yes, we'll put it up online. But Mr. Bobby wants on Twitter. I like the little Q&A too. Like it's a little article and then there's like a Q&A at the bottom where it asks you things. And I like it. Enough.

How about that book cover though? I know. How about them triceps? Did you flex on that picture? Because, man. Can you say somebody's been boxing? Yeah. Enough, I say.

This is before the losing weight for sure. No. No. He looks actually. No, this must have been why he wasn't eating. That's one of the reasons. Dude, you look like a boxer. Okay.

Enough. Enough. Enough. I've had enough of me. Okay. Okay. Like what class would you be in? Heavyweight.

Not feather, feather, but a boxer. Okay. I'm done. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right. Matt in D.C.

How's it going, Bobby? Let me help you out. What you need? All right. Me and my fiance are getting married next year. We are trying to decide on one of two wedding songs that we have picked out. Okay, you have two already. Okay, then hold on.

I'm going to put you on hold. I want to pull both these songs up. Hey, before you even tell us, because I want to live with them. Hey, Raymond, I'm going to put Matt on hold. Get these two songs. He's going to say, what, two songs? Put them up on the wall for me.

All right, Matt, hold on. Okay, don't go away. I like this. We get to decide the man's fate. Oh, is he saying we get to decide? Basically, right? I feel like, yeah. I heard, I guess, I think on WMZQ,

I said, if you call her and you're call her 20, I will pick your wedding song. Oh, that's what stations are doing. And you won't be disappointed. not be disappointed. By the way, let me mention this. Austin police, first of all, just a backstory,

there have been these package bombs showing up of people's houses where people have died. Where a box shows up and you're like, oh, I got a package from Amazon. You open it up, boom, it blows up. Two people have died, people have been injured. It's happened with three different houses

and three different bomb packages. So they say, don't open packages, you don't know where they come from, and call us if you think something suspicious. The story you have here, Austin police have responded to at least 150 suspicious package calls since Monday. And I can imagine that I'm going, oh, got a call. Yeah.

Every pack. Because most packages, you don't know who sent them. You could be getting a random package from a friend, junk package. Yeah, I mean, why? In the mail? I'm thinking there's never a time where I'm like, oh, I should be cautious about opening this box, except for now. Yeah, three parcel explosions have rocked east of Austin in 10 days. Oh, it's terrible.

And you have to understand, we love Austin. This is our home, too. So it's weird for us. First of all, the story is just weird. It's very unabomber-esque. And secondly, it's like somewhere we're super familiar with. So, but I can imagine the cops, they're going to cause all the time. We were looking at packages here and going, hmm, I don't know if we should open that.

So I go, Mike D. Come open this. This is nice. I'm not lying about that. Yeah, in all seriousness. Like, that sucks for the families that have lost people to that. Yeah. But the Austin police are not dealing with people calling all the time going,

hey, come check this package out, which is fair. There you go. Hey, Matt and D.C. is back on. Hey, Matt. What's up, Bobby. Okay, I have these songs loaded up. I don't know what they are yet, but, hey, where are they, Ray? What, what?

Far left red. Okay. What is the first song you're thinking about for your wedding? Go ahead. So the first one is going to be yours by Russell Dickerson. Solid choice. Let me hear this. Now, why this song?

That's actually one of the songs that me and her first dance to. Love that because that's the reason. Okay, great. There's a reason. Got it. But you just met her? Yeah. No, no, no, no.

How long were we together before you dance? Early release of that? We've been together for a little over a year, known each other for two years, but we had never really gone out, like, dancing or anything until recently. Okay, I like that, though. I like that recent. What's the other song? Uh, Kane Brown Heaven.

Kane Brown Heaven, okay? Now, why this song? Uh, it's the first song that she ever heard me, like, legitimately sing. Are you a good singer? Uh, she says so. I don't think so. Which song are you leaning toward? I'm leaning more towards the Kane Brown song, but that's only because I like that song better. I like the reasoning of the Russell Dickerson one better.

I think that you go with, for whatever reason, is. I think you go with the reasoning and why it resonates with you. Listen, I don't care what the songs are, but if we're just going on why you're picking it, I don't know how you don't pick the Russell Dickerson. That's a pretty significant thing. If you're going to dance at your wedding to a song, why not dance at the song that you first danced with her with? Yeah. And me personally, I'm 100% with what Bobby sang, but also my vote would be I'm yours just because, or Russell Dickerson yours, because I like that one better. See, I actually like the Kane Brown song better.

Oh, okay. But I think the reasoning is, I think you go with Russell Dickerson. I don't even think twice about it if I'm you. I think you want to be able to look back on the song and be like, this is why we chose this song. Not because you sang it to her. And you don't even see it. Hey, baby, I'm going to sing to you, Mambo number five. So all jokes aside, first of all, congratulations, Matt.

That's really awesome. I hope you're getting into something here that you're ready for. And my opinion, I'm America's mentor, by the way, if you haven't heard. That's right. I'm American Idol, mentoring the top 24. I'm America's mentor. If I'm mentoring you, I say pick a song for a reason, not because you like it. So one vote right here, Russell Dickerson, yours.

Amy. Russell Dickerson yours. Lunchbox? Kane Brown. There's no wrong answer, Eddie? Russell Dickerson, yours. All right, we have a 75% vote here, Matt. Obviously, we're not going to really pick.

You're not going to let us. You're going to make up your own mind. But that's what we say. All right. I appreciate the help, Bobby. When are you getting married, bud? Halloween next year Oh

2018 or 2019 2019? We We're both like Oh you'll add like 20 other song You're gonna Wait a little She wants to go ahead

And get all the planning And everything done Well unless you're gonna get Russell Dixon to play your wedding You got plenty of time Yeah like the DJKins Watch it up real quick Yeah well listen right now

I say in your heart You hold on to Russell Dickerson yours However You never know a song Raging Idiot's gonna release That's true Yeah You have time.

We've got some love songs going up. I mean, if the raging idiots could just come play at the wedding. Yeah, that's going to cost you a lot, though. Yeah, a lot. Whatever you're thinking, a lot more than that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever number is in your head right now, I'm about that's five. Hey, so, wait, how'd you meet this girl?

We actually met through our charity costuming group. We were both members of the 501st and the Mandalorian Merks. I love that. You met her through something you're both passionate about giving. Man, let me ask you a question. Why can't I meet anybody? Bobby, I'm going to be honest, and I want no disrespect here. But, dude, I thought you had a good one with Lindsay.

Obviously, I don't know what happened there. You do know what happened, though. I told the exact truth. I told my truth of what happened there. Okay. I felt that, and again, it was a seed, and the seed was that she was being penalized in her career because she was dating me. and that made other things go wrong

because I go, well, why are we even doing this? Because I'm going to ruin your career. So then I just started to be a bad boyfriend. And listen, I'm already tough to get into anyway. Emotionally, I hate me. I'm not going to be invulnerable except on the radio. I think you're answering your own question here. Why can't you meet?

So you just ask him, why can't I meet somebody? And now you're answering it for yourself. No, no, I can meet. But I'm not even meeting people to let the flaws come into play. Oh, okay. When I met my fiancé, Bobby, it came in a time where I wasn't even looking for anybody. it just kind of happens. Well, I'm not looking.

I'm not even leaving my room unless I go out to do shows. Enough about me. Hey, listen, I'm glad you called, and right now I would say Russell Dickerson yours. But you have like two years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, you may call the whole thing off by before then, you know? I don't think this is going to happen,

but I appreciate you listening, all seriousness. Call us back closer to the wedding. I'll send you a nice little something, all right? I'm not going to send it yet because I don't think you're, I'm not fully committed to the time frame of Halloween 2019, but you call a little closer, I got you, all right, buddy? All right, thanks, bye. All right, Siva, thank you.

You want to bet some money on this or no? Money, money, yeah. Is this that game? Yeah, that's that game. Okay, here's lunchbox talking drunk people. What did you have to drink tonight? I drank out, oh. No, no, I had a few drinks here, but no doubt it was honestly fine.

I had a few drinks. What do you do for a living? To be fair, I worked for consultant management. Yeah, I've worked for them for four years. I worked for bank and they pay me. What president gave the Gettysburg Address? Okay, so it's pretty drunk. The Gettysburg address.

Do you think he'll get it? Your call? The answer is obviously Abraham Lincoln, right. Do you think he'll get it for $10? Man, it doesn't sound to me like he'd get it. Okay. Nope. You say no.

If he says Abraham Lincoln, I am. up $10. Come on, buddy. Abraham licking, boom. What? He tricked me. Let's do it again. Tell me about yourself. What do people like about you? I like that I am smart and fun and different. And that's about all I got.

What's an extra question? How smart of a girl are you? I have a decree. I have a great job. She says she has a decree? Decree. Okay. And I have great prospect.

I have my own house. What is the tallest mountain in the world? The tallest mountain in the world. Now, I would guess, and again, I consider myself a trivia buff, and I wouldn't be so sure that it's Mount Everest, but that's what I would say. That's the first one that came to my mind.

Yeah, but I wouldn't bet all the money on it. Is that the answer? That's the correct answer. Okay. So I'd have got it right, but I'm just being honest, I don't know that I would bet the whole farm on it. So, Amy, do you think she gets it right?

No, it's your turn to pick. I'll let you. If you want to pick it. Oh my goodness. She doesn't get it. You say no. Double or nothing. You say she says she misses it.

Yes. Okay. Mount Everest. Oh my goodness. Okay. You're down 20 bucks. I'm really good today. How you doing, ma'am?

Lunchbox is talking to people wasted on the streets. How are you doing? How are you doing? Is this live? No, it's not a lot. First of why, I think you're Bobby. Any wonder if it's like to live. You tell me a little bit about yourself.

I'm Coleman Gilbert. I'm from a former North Carolina. What do I need to tell you? So tell me, why do you like to drink alcohol? Because it gets you right on time, brother. And what kind of alcohol you like to drink? I'm a dark guy. I'm a bourbon guy. Count the 10 as fast as you can.

1, 2, 3, 4, 6,000, 910. What is the capital of Hawaii? The capital of Hawaii is for sure Honolulu. Now, I'm going to let you again. I'm not going to pull it away. You can have the choice if you want to take it. He doesn't get it. You say no.

I'm going to find that person that doesn't get it. We're betting $20 here. Yeah, he doesn't get it. We're going to learn nothing. Amy says he doesn't get it. Come on, buddy. Say Honolulu. Say Honolulu. Maui. Oh, come on. We're back even. Okay.

We have a couple more. We'll get to him in a minute. I do want to play this song, though. Hey, where's my song? What am I, uh, small talking song that was just up there? They told me they pulled it down. Did you pull that down? Answer me. I'll put it up. Answer me right now. I'm asking him a question. He's not answering me. Put it up, babe. He's putting it back up.

And he called it, babe. Did that go over the air? Yeah. Oh, I can't hear him. I can hear it. I talked to Ray through a button and then... I put it up, babe. Left side red.

And the audience isn't here most of it because we're doing this thing where I can just talk to him in the room. I'll turn my mic down to baby. He's talking sometimes. I'll go, hey, give it to level three, put it on green pipe. Right. And you'll put it up and then... And most of the time, we don't hear what they're telling you or what you're telling that. No, we don't.

I don't ever hear. Ray just said it's in yellow on three. Did you guys hear that? I heard that. Oh, you did? Yes. Oh, well, isn't that unpleasant? Huh.

While doing a live-on-air performance of I'm a little teapot in a public place. Okay. So underwear over the pants. You have to go somewhere and do I'm a little teapot during the show at a very public place. Loud. How do we feel about that? I think that's funny. I like underwear better.

No, it's the same. Oh, it's the same. Oh, boy. It's one package. Yeah, this is a package? I thought that's two different things. No, it's a combo. Yeah, yeah.

This is like Expedia.com. You get all the things. Flight in Hotel. Yeah. All inclusive. So what you do is you put your underwear over your pants for a whole day, but part of that day is the show when you have to go out in your underwear over your pants

and do a performance at a public place. I like it. Everybody go with that? Last place person does that? Yeah. Oh, that's not bad at all. I'm excited. I can't wait to see one of you fools do that.

And the winner wins all the money. It's $20 for each person. Okay. Question. Yeah. So if you come in last, who's going to run the show while you're gone? Oh, yeah. Good point, Bones.

Or are you going to do it all by the phone while you're singing a little teapot? I could come in last because I pick Arkansas to go to the Elite 8 at least. That could hurt to a long. Because I'm telling you, I'm a homer to my core when it comes to Arkansas. So, I could definitely come in less. Question, what does that mean

Homer to your core? I am Arkansas as deep as you can possibly get. I feel like we're going to win every game in my heart, but until I don't, which means when the game starts, I'm like, oh no, if I don't lose now. But I love Arkansas so much that I just, I can't not click them to win. I can't. That's why I don't bet Arkansas

games for football, because I lose my money because I bet them every game. Yeah, I get it. In Arkansas and Alabama and half our teams hurt, I'll take Arkansas. Here's all in. Yes. So that's the deal. I don't.

We'll figure that out. If I lose, I lose and we'll figure it out. Cool? I like it. I'm ready. All right. So there's that. Are we able to make our bracket public after it goes up or are we keeping it private?

Ray had a very vulgar name on his and I had him change it. Did he change it? Did you change it? It was inappropriate. Very inappropriate. Ray got into a family bracket last year. Oh, man. It was brutal.

It had the. somebody's Mimol had started a group Our buddy was like Hey my Mimaw wants to do fantasy bracket challenge And so they invited producer Ray And Raymond gets in the group and goes My name is Raymond the beep beep Beep, beep.

Oh yeah, that's bad. And he submits it all under this name And this Mimals like Who's this guy with all the battlefurt? Meemaw, aunts, cousins They all saw it. And then Raymond whose name is Raymond the mother

Beep, beep, beep, beep. Why would you do that? I didn't know we were doing a public group I didn't know anyone's going to see that name Oh Should you always It's like a microphone Should you always assume it's on

And everyone in the group would see it Including Memol That's sorry The Bobby Bones show I've been handed at television brackets I'm going to run through here Let's see here Game of Thrones

versus the Walking Dead Ooh It's a tough one Where's my pen Game of Thrones versus Walking Dead Dead. How do you win this bracket?

I just pick you. Oh, okay. Yeah. So I'm going to go with, I think Game of Thrones is a better show. They spend more money and more. But for me personally, I'm going with the Walking Dead. So they're going to move on to round number two of my bracket. Friends versus the Office.

Come on. Oh, Friends. Yeah, I mean, that's the easy one because it's on all the time. But the Office is my probably is my favorite show of all time. I got to go with the Office for the Bobby Bracket. It's like your Arkansas. Everybody loves Raymond versus King of Queens Oh, that's tough.

That's tough because I'm watching both every night on TV land. I think King of Queens makes me laugh out loud still. But pound for pound, Raymond may just be better a show. Yeah. I just, I'm going to have to go Raymond on that one. Good call, good call. Survivor versus the Amazing Race.

I don't know that I've ever seen a full episode of The Amazing Race. And I used to watch Survivor, so I'm going to go Survivor on that one. I'd go Amazing Race. You would? He'd be wrong. Yeah, I got to go Survivor. Fresh Prince versus Full House Oh, Bones

Fresh Prince That's tough I did love Full House I thought the Fresh Prince was so cool though I still watch them both If they come on

Will Canada didn't Vib wrong from season one When he got rid of Oh yeah he did And then we come in I'm gonna go with Fresh Prince There you go West Philadelphia

You're born and raised Yeah Narcos versus Ozark Oh come on man Yeah it's Narcos No brain I like those arc a lot, but I invested heavily in Narcos because there were two strong seasons of Popple. Oh, yeah.

And I learned a lot. And the third season is good, too. Orange is the New Black versus Stranger Things. I think I go with Orange is the New Black. That's the show that brought me into Netflix period ever first. It's not the safest show for the listeners out there, but I think I'm going to go with that. Then one more, Family Guy versus The Simpsons. It's easily The Simpsons.

Family Guy only exists because of the Simpsons. Is that right? Absolutely. The Simpsons created. Simpsons Classic. original animated. It's still cool. Okay, so there we go.

Second round. Let's go. The Walking Dead versus Everybody Loves Raymond. Well, that's easy. Oh, I don't know. The Walking Dead's so new. Oh, you're going to go Raymond, right? Oh, we're going to break down this whole thing.

Yeah, I think I'm going to have to go Walking Dead over Raymond. Okay. Wow. The Office versus Survivor. That's easy. The Office wins. Fresh Prince versus Narcos. See, that's tough.

That just means different things. It's totally different. I'm going to have to go. Fresh Prince just because of the years. For sure. You can read about Narcos. Orange is the New Black versus the Simpsons. It's easily the Simpsons. I mean, I've bought 20 seasons of the Simpsons. We're down to the Final Four, boys.

Who's in it? The Walking Dead and Fresh Prince and the Office and the Simpsons. So Walking Dead and Fresh Prince. Man, it's tough because who means the most to me. I'm going to have to go Fresh Prince. Yeah. Will Smith and Jazz. To the Championship.

And the Office versus the Simpsons. Another very tough show. The Office. I'm going to have to go to the office. Yeah. And then for the championship, it's the office versus Fresh Prince. I have to go with the office. For the champ!

For the champ! Thank you very much. Michael Scott. There it is. And Bose. I can watch the British version and the English because it didn't say. So there's your champion. In case you're keeping up at home, if you had a Bobby TV bracket in your office pool,

I hope you picked the office because they just won the bracket there. Here's Amy's pile of stories. It's a breakup season. Did you know that? No, I've been. I've already lived that season. Well, apparently there's like a run between Valentine's Day and then spring break is a big push. Facebook did this whole, I don't know, data searching thing where they searched the word breakup

and discovered that right before spring break time, that's when they see the most breakups happening. Join the club. Yeah. For high school students? I don't think adults break up. It's just like... Well, college maybe. What was that?

What was that Netflix show called? Oh, yeah, 15. 13 reasons why? No. Oh, 13 reasons why? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, 13. Yeah, those kids.

We'll get there eventually. Hannah Baker. Yeah, what else? Okay. So, do you know what happens to weight or fat when you lose it? You burn it. Poop it out. See, you, well, yes.

You're burning fat, yes. How does it leave your body? I would assume it comes out through a hole. You would assume. That's what I thought, too. And that's why I'm here. A little medical thing with the pile today. You breathe it out.

You breathe it out. You breathe it, sweat it, and urinate it out. Those three ways. So, Bobby's right. A hole. Yeah, it's emitted through carbon dioxide. Well, yes. That's weird.

Yeah, I know, isn't it? Pretty fascinating. So if you try. How do you spit it out? Yeah, every time you breathe out. I don't think you spit it. No. But it's through the carbon dioxide, through you sweating, and through urine. It's a little medical tidbit for you.

What would you say Taco Bell's most successful item ever is? Well, it's the difference ever or like new item. No, it's the most sold item ever. Whatever you're going to say, if it's not the crunchy taco, you're wrong. Because it's been happening for 30 years. It's not. Nothing new can eclipse the crunchy taco from Taco Bell. I'll but assume the new item is probably something like the nacho fries that are amazing,

but they've only been out for a few months. Hey, look at you. I'm sure new is a keyword in the item. But you would think I would have thought like the Doritos Locos Taco because that's like so popular. I do Taco Bell commercials. I bet it's the Doritos Nacho, whatever it is. What is it? The nacho fries.

Yeah. It is. People love them. They have sold, since the launch in January, they sold 53 million. Yeah. Whoa! 53 million nacho fries. Let me tell you about that.

They have a Skittles drink out now. I saw you post that. I did. And I'm not full of crap either. I don't eat Taco Bell every day. But when I do, because we'll stop and we tour, we will go to Taco Bell. I've been there. Sometimes I get the protein bowl.

Sometimes I'll eat those crunchy tacos. Like, there is no to-oh. I can eat a whole box of those things. I do love Taco Bell. And they have that Skittles drink. Now, will I have one every month? Nah. But when I go, because I got the airhead drink at Taco Bell?

Oh, yeah. The mystery airhead drink. You know how they say that some things are better than sex? Mm-hmm. Well, I haven't had sex in a long time, but I have an airhead drink. There's a cake called that. What? Better than sex.

Oh, I mean, I'll just take. And sometimes my mom would. I'll take equal to sex cake. Oh, my gosh. We would go to parties or wherever have an event and my mom would make it and be so awkward because we were like, what is that call? and she'd be like, it's better than sex. But that was the name of the cake.

And you're still. Yes. It's so awkward. It really is a good cake. I'd like to have some of that cake. Or it's a little brother. Oh, my goodness. You know, I would even take it.

Wait, what's the little brother? Better than. No. What? That's funny, bones. I don't. Any of the little brothers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Any of that. I don't get it. Just take whichever one. I really don't. That's funny, ones. You don't want me. Stop it. Amy, just move on. Did we do it like a sign?

No, no, no, no. Don't. Don't do a sign. What story am I on? Oh, no. Okay, okay, okay. We talked about where fat goes. Yep.

Yeah, did that one. You get ready to be broken up with because spring break if you're 12. And Votto fries. Oh, oh, oh, I know. This has to do with parents. And I'm talking to everyone listening. We need to up our game when it comes time to spending time with our children because I saw a headline that said 40% of parents spend less than half

an hour a week with their kids quality time. What? Yeah, that's pretty bad. That's bad. That's 40% of kids out there that aren't having quality time with their parents. 30 minutes? You think it's hard, though, because you're driving them around, you're cooking, you're getting the house ready, cleaning up.

So the quality time, yeah, there really probably isn't a bunch. And what are they factoring kids that don't have time with their parents? But I wonder, and it equals into the time. That's true, too. Well, that just makes me sad. You're right. Step it up. Yeah, like, you know, play some games.

Go to the park, ride your bikes. Easier said than done. I know, but 30 minutes a week, Bobby. You're telling me some of these parents aren't on on Instagram and Facebook and Netflix. Watching that Netflix. Exactly. I'm still coughing. Maybe that's my pile.

That was Amy's pile of stories. You know, yesterday as the day went along, I started to think more about this United Airlines story where they put the dog in the overhead compartment. And yesterday I was beside myself, not just at the airline. but at the person who would put their dog in the overhead compartment, and then I go, okay, well, let me put myself in the situation where they had to make the flight, because worst case scenario, somebody's dying. And I go, I still am checking on that dog every five minutes.

And I'm still making sure it has water. And so I read the story. United Airlines did a very sad, regrettable thing. It's attendance insisted a passenger store, their 10-month-old French bulldog in the overhead bend of a flight from Houston to New York. They probably died. In the second story,

it looks like United accidentally flew a different dog to Japan instead of Kansas Now that dog didn't die but they flew a dog to Japan accidentally it's like putting a bag on the wrong flight They put a dog They sent a dog to Japan Uh-oh

Perci and in United Airlines allegedly swapped Kara Swindle's 10 year old dog A German Shepherd with a Great Dane that's supposed to head to Japan They spook Okay you go here Man So all of a sudden this dog walks out And it's like

This poor dog's like roop These people's supposed to Speaking a different language. So it makes, and I saw where the congressman or senator at Kennedy, you may look what his official role is, but he wrote a letter to United said they were responsible for 75% of the deaths on animals on airplanes. Oh. And so it makes me rethink that, and I never do this, but I think maybe I just don't want

to fly United Airlines anymore. Yeah, Senator. And I, okay, so Senator Kennedy, from Massachusetts? Louisiana. No, no, not Louisiana. Aren't they all from Massachusetts? Kennedy from, no. Yeah, I don't.

Is he from, if that dude's from Louisiana, that'd be weird. He moved down there. Oh, really? Just to get a seat. Yeah. Yeah. What? Louisiana.

John Kennedy's from Louisiana? Is he related to it? Kennedy is just named, Coincidentally. Coincidentally. Coincidentally. But yeah, he did. He proposed. legislation to prevent airlines from putting animals in overhead bins.

Well, that's just need to me. That's like, you know what, I'll prevent legislation people standing out of the middle of the highway. That's just common sense. That being said, it makes me question if I'm going to fly United and use them anymore. And I do fly a lot. There was a statement that they said from United that said they didn't know there was a dog in there.

They just thought it was the carrier. See that? And you know what? I would probably believe that. But if this is true from what we're reading. If 75% the animals do, again, it's me having to again re-knowledge myself. I make sure that I'm just not reading headlines because nothing's ever true. But it makes me, if it's all true, it makes me go, that sucks.

And I'm not going to go. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. The whole thing is just terrible. And you're right. I mean, so we can speak with our money and choosing not to fly something. And I'm not committed to that yet. I know, I'm not reading more about it.

Because I hear people go, you know what? I'm boycotting the, every movie. that Steven Spielberg makes until, you know. A really awesome movie comes up. Jurassic Park Nine comes up. You know what? I'm thinking about that. J.K., JK, JK.

So there's that. Tomorrow Chris Jansen will be in. The dance parties will happen. Oh, you know who's going to come by his old German. German. German. He's the Irishman. Who said in our show once, and we didn't know he's a musician.

He started playing guitar. We were like, holy, he played our guitar. We were like, whoa, you're good. Yeah, he's good. So in honor of St. Patrick's Day being Saturday, we're going to bring them in tomorrow. And by the way, I'll mention this one other time. I got to announce my book today. Well, People Magazine announced it.

But it's called Fail Until You Don't. Fight, grind, repeat. And so I think pre-orders are dumb. I'll say that. I do. Because I think, what do you get? You just get to say you're going to buy it earlier. So I'm not going to do a pre-order without offering some incentive.

So today, and the reason we're doing it so early, because this has come out until June, is I have to finish my acknowledgments in the next couple days to go to print and that's who you're thinking. And so from noon central today until one at fight grindrepeat.com, anyone that buys the book. And noon to one from that site, and the site's not flipped over yet, it will be when the show's over. Fight grindrepeat.com. I'm going to put your name in the acknowledgments.

That's it. The end. Boom. And if you don't, that's okay too. Can't promise the book's any good. I read it three times already. You can't promise anything? I don't.

I can't promise anything. So I will say it's not much. most personal work ever. I'm doing the opposite of every artist when they come in and they go. They say it's their favorite thing they do. It's the most personal. I've ever gotten with a record. You know, it's not the most personal I ever got with a book. Not because it, just because it's not a like my first book was about my life. This is a bit about my

life, but things I've learned. So like Sam at Barnes & Noble, it's in the self-help section? No, I don't think it's up, but motivational. Oh, yeah, that's what it is. I hate to call it a self-help because that seems like I should be Joel Osteen or Tim Tebow. but I think it's in the motivational. If you read this book, you will be motivated. Maybe to never buy another one of my books, but you'll be motivated to something.

You can't promise that. Yeah. So anyway, fight, grind, repeat.com at noon central. And if you do, that's awesome. If you don't, I get it too. I don't have a pre-order anything. But the idea will put you in the back of the book. I just don't want to be, you know,

disingenuous to the listeners out there and act like I'm Mr. Pre-order. Yeah, keep it real. Artists goes, hey, pro to my record. I'm like, I'll wait until the day it comes out. Maybe. So there's that. Bobby phones.

The Bobby Bones show. Hey, there's a new Bobbycast going up today where it's just us in this room talking about our five years of being on the show. A lot of times I have an artist in to talk about songwriting or producing. But on the Bobbycast today, we all are talking about our five years here and our best memories because we just celebrated five years of being a real show. So if you want to subscribe to the Bobbycast, all you have to do is go to IHeart Radio or Apple Podcast. search Bobbycast, subscribe, boom. You can listen to that, and mostly it's a lot of great songwriters and even artists stopping by the house. Dirk's Bentley came by for an hour. Marin Morris came by for hour, Stapleton, Ross Copperman, big producer. So it's all there.

If you like country music, it's the second level of country music. There's that, today's my big book, pre-sale day today. Oh, yeah, a big day. And you know me, I hate pre-sales. I think they're ridiculous. So because of that, I want to do something special. So from noon to one central at fight grindrepeat.com if you buy my book pre-sell today from that site, fightgrindrepeat.com,

you can be in the acknowledgement section of my book. That's how it goes. It's so cool. I think I've gained the system. I hope the book company does come back and say you can't do this. And I'm putting that option

out through that. There's a 5% chance they do come back and say that. But for my contract, I can put whoever I want in that acknowledgement section. Fight grind, Repeat.com from noon to one central. So that's one Eastern. It's all the hours. All I'm saying

is noon to one central and you have to do it in that one hour. That being said, that's all. Chris Jansen will be in tomorrow. He's getting inducted into the Opry. And so he's going to come and talk about that. Chris Jansen, speaking of five years, was our very first guest ever on this show. And all of this show, he was the first guy in. Yeah. Which is crazy. I hope you have a great Thursday. Chris Jansen, Friday morning dance party all tomorrow. And our Irish friend, remember Jarmid? Yeah. Darmid. Germid.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like pyramid, but with a J. Yeah, Jermid. He's coming in tomorrow because it's a day before St. Patrick's Day. So I think tomorrow will be good. Hope you come. Hope you see us. We'll see you on Friday. So be bye. Lobby Bones. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and

waiting around for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot. Well, now they're Simply Safe. They have completely changed the game. Simply Safe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees, no being trapped. They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in. Setting up is so easy. You customize your system at SimplySafe.com.

It ships to your door in a few days. And with the app guided setup, you can have everything installed and armed in under an hour. No technician. needed. And it's not just a camera. It's a full ecosystem of sensors, cameras for inside and outside, and 24-7 professional monitoring. If there's ever a break-in, a fire, or a flood, SimpliSafe's agents are on it immediately. They were also named America's best customer service by Newsweek, which honestly tracks. Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting simplysafe.com slash bones. That's half off at simplysafe.com slash bones. There's

Go safe like simply safe. A better help ad. Financial stress affects the majority of Americans, often causing anxiety, sleep disruption, and even depression. It's also one of the leading sources of conflict for couples. When money feels uncertain, it can weigh on your thoughts, your relationships, and your sense of stability, and that emotional weight can be hard to carry alone.

Finding the right type of support can help. Therapy can give you the space to talk through what financial stress brings up for you, and help you build tools to manage uncertainty with more confidence. With BetterHelp, you can connect with a licensed therapist from the comfort of your home on a schedule that works for you. It's flexible, convenient, and designed to make getting started feel simple. If you've been feeling the impact of financial stress,

you don't have to navigate it on your own. See if there's for you. Visit BetterHelp.com for 10% off. That's Better, H-E-L-P, taking care of your yard can feel weirdly overwhelming. Sunday is a yard care company that builds a custom plan based on your soil and climate, then sends you exactly what your yard needs. No harsh chemicals, just nutrient dense ingredients.

You apply with a hose. It's designed to make yard care feel doable. Go to get sunday.com to get your free custom yard analysis. That's get sunday.com. Service opens doors. and at American Military University, it can open doors for the whole family. If you have a loved one who served in the military, you may qualify for reduced tuition. AMU offers flexible online programs designed to fit your schedule so you can keep moving forward wherever life takes you.

Learn more at AMU. APUS. Dot E-DU slash military. Open doors to the future for you and your family with the help of American Military University. That's AMU. dot edu slash military.