The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Responds To Cold Studio Complaints & Lunchbox Thinks Lindsay Has A Wandering Eye

Episode Date: May 12, 2017

Bobby addresses everyone's 'cold studio' complaints, Lunchbox thinks Lindsay is sweet on a football player and Ray gets his steak dinner Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This show. A lot of new game shows coming out. But one of them that I saw was the Candy Crush game show. I was talking to lunchbox about it before the show and he's infuriated by it. I don't understand that we can't create better TV than Candy Crush. How stupid

are we and lazy, are we, that we just turned this game into a game show and that's the primetime television this summer? Come on, people. Like, I know there's a lot of writers in Hollywood that are trying to create TV and the execs. You've got to be able to find something better than Candy Crush.

I never played it on the app. Like, I missed that. I went too cool for it. I think I just missed it. It's a fun game. So, I actually see it as a different way. Like, if I were running a TV network, I would look for a familiarity because the last thing people want to do is figure out a new game show. It's true.

Or any kind of show. Even a new radio show. It's tough for new morning shows to come on because they don't know the voices they're hearing. So if you launch a game show with something everybody's familiar with, like Candy Crush. Which I didn't play of it. Everybody knows Candy Crush. So I'm interested in it. It sounds to me like No Whammy kind of.

Or Tetris. Like No Whammy means Tetris. Yeah, there we go. But I don't even know what Handic Candy Crush is. Like I didn't play that game. But, yeah, I'm on the opposite. I think it's actually a pretty smart move. Well, you're weird because it's lazy and it's unoriginal and I'm bored and I'm so annoyed.

I never played Candy Crush in my life, but I want a new show. Give me something exciting. You can't write a new sitcom? I mean, come on. All right. There you have it, folks. Welcome to Friday's show. Recognizing people doing cool things.

It's ICU. A Durham police officer was eating lunch and he sees a little smoke coming from his house. He's like, well, that may not be right. So it gets up by lunch. Pays to ticket real quick. Goes over to the house. The smoke is starting to pour out. I have it and it's like, doon, too, too, nooks on the door.

Nobody answers. Doon, too, nox on the door. Open the door. Nobody's in the house. The house is on fire. The kitchen's on fire, right? So it's like, oh my goodness. Start talking around.

There's a dog that's trapped in the house. Grab's a dog, gets out, calls the fire department. Fire department, like the kitchen is burnt up. Saves the house. Saves the dog. Cobb just eating lunch. He's smoke. Saves a house and a dog.

Wow. How about that? Officer Dante Farrell. Shout out. I see you. Shout out. That's right. I see you

The Bobby Bones Show Big Three Stories His producer Raymond A United Airlines flight Was delayed for hours in Texas After reports of a scorpion Crawling out of a passenger suitcase Luckily everyone is okay

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And finally in California Along the coast, there's a shark warning in effect. There have been dozens of great white sightings. Officials are warning the alert. Stay close to the beach. How about that Kelly Clarks? I'm playing everybody for a full, huh? Yeah.

Like straight up leverage. She was like, yeah, American Idol, we'll put that story out there. Makes the voice start negotiating even more for her. And what people didn't know, and I posted this yesterday, is Kelly Clarkson and Blake Shelton are managed by the same person. They have the same manager. So if you don't think that was part of it, too. and their manager is Reba's ex-husband, Narval. And I know them.

Like, I know the whole group. And I do really like them a lot. But think about this. When you manage someone, you get 15% of everything they make. Okay. So now I get 15% of Blake's. 15% of Kelly's. Dang.

It's crazy. That's a lot of money. Hey, nice work. So she gets paid to be a guest, like, teacher? No, she's a judge. She's one of the people in the chair, right? Oh, I thought she was just going. on there is like a mentor.

Yeah, she's a coach. A coach. That's not a mentor. Oh. I'm pretty sure she's in the chair. Now I want to go double check. Because why would you turn American Idol down to just be a mentor for a lot of things? That makes sense.

Yeah. That does make sense. And that wasn't even a judge common sense. And 15% of that's not that great. That's any manager. Yeah, the mentor. Yeah. Right.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Bobby Balls time. Come on. Bobby Balls. Positivity time. The segment's called Tell Me. something good. We got it for you for a Friday. Tell me something good. So a police officer has been

held for his kindness after we got a call from a dollar store. There was a 12-year-old girl who was caught stealing. So Officer Milton was told by the local family dollar in Atlanta that a young girl had been apprehended trying to smuggle out shoes. So when confronted about her actions,

she was like, listen, I'm just trying to steal some shoes from my little sister because I can't afford them. So the cop gave her ride back to her house. met her family, and then bought them all shoes, bought them food. Oh. It's above and beyond. And just went straight compassion.

That's awesome. Which is awesome. Like, he was like testing her too. Like, I'm going to take you back. Yeah. I'm going to see. I'm going to see. And he saw.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome. Amy? So a boy and his dog have graduated from an Arkansas high school together. Tyler was never without his diabetic alert dog, Sinatra. And, you know, Sinatra would say, hey, your blood sugar is too.

blood sugar's too low, too high. Oftentimes, the dog would, you know, shout out before his equipment would. Well, the dog got to walk across the stage with a cap and gown too. That's funny. Isn't that awesome? It's not even wear the clothes. My dog won't wear clothes. Yeah, well, this dog did. And Sinatra's going to college with him as well. I get Sinatra. I know. Lunch bikes. Man, Seth and Abigail are riding their bike from Georgia to Washington, 2,650 miles, and they're picking up trash along the roadside as they go. So far, they're 400 miles.

in and they've picked up 171 pounds of trash. What are they doing with it? They have a little trailer they pull behind their bikes and they put it in there. And I guess maybe they have different places where they can unload it. But yeah, they're picking up trash all the way across America. He's excited about this. That's what he does. That is what I'm talking about.

That might be all-time good. Tell me something good. Why would that be all-time? That's not as good as the dog in the cabin gown. Are you kidding me? A dog walks across it with the cabin-gown. They are cleaning up a man. America.

No, it's a diabetic dog, alert dog. What about the cop, guys? Yeah, the cop was pretty amazing. I mean, come on. Lunchbox, just because you hoard, you have a personal kinship of that. And I'm going to go out and greet them on the road.

All right, okay, cool. All right, thank you for the good news, lunchbox. Just don't litter. There you go. Give a hoot, don't pollute. That's another one. These are the top motherisms of all time, number one.

If everyone else jumped off a cliff, would you do it too? Mm-hmm. I think mine is more of a bridge Yeah Jump off the bridge Yeah Same concept

It's all fun in game So someone pokes an eye out You know our Like podcast guy Who puts up to podcast He pokes his eye out Literally In his yard or something

Doing yard work Yeah I don't know Did it come out All the way? The eye? I don't know I mean it was rolling shut

Oh my goodness Elbows out the table That's number three Number four Don't talk with your mouthful and then why? Because I said so, that's why! That's the best one right there.

That's the number five, yeah. On this day in 1908, Take Me Out to the Ball Game was registered. Amy, I'm going to play the music to take me out to the ball game. I wonder how much you know. Okay. Okay, so you sing along with it best you can.

Ready? So it's just going to start right away, ready? Take me out to the ball game. Take me out to the stands. Crowd? Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks. I don't want to go home without a ball. I'll take me out to the ball game.

Let me cheer for my team. And it's one, two, three strikes you're out at the old ball game. I give it a solid B minus. Yes. Out to the ball game. Take me out to the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks. I don't care if I ever gave back.

For it's root, root for the home team. If they don't win, it's a shame. For it's one, two, two. Three-strikes you're out of the old ball game. Let's get it. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. The Darius Rucker is going undercover tonight.

He's going to be on Celebrity Undercover Boss on CBS. Yeah, he'll be in Austin looking for people playing in bars to see if they're any good. And I can tell you, I don't even know the show is still on. But the Darius is on and I'll watch it. I think it's pretty great. He looks nutty. They made him look like an old, old man. Yeah, he's a retired school teacher.

Oh, I didn't know that. And he's running an open mic night, so it should be pretty cool. So Zach Brown Band, they have a new album out today. Welcome Home. The guys called the new album not only a return to their roots, but also a return to the foundation. The band's debut album that is now five times platinum. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds. Gitty.

Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Story up the day. This story comes to us from Salem, New Hampshire. The owner of a convenience store was tired of cars, parking illegally in his parking lot, so he took matters into his own hands. There was ten cars in his parking lot, went out there with a knife, and slashed

the tires on ten different cars. What an idiot. Only problem is, the surveillance cameras from his store caught it all on tape. So when police came to investigate, they checked the tape. Boom, they saw him doing it. That's not the only problem. The other problem is he was slashing tires.

Oh, yeah. It's a huge problem. But he went, s, s, s. And they just went, s's deflated. Yeah, I just calling it him toad. Yeah. You got charged with vandalism. I'm Lutchbox.

That's your bonehead story of the day. The only problem. Like, it's all good except for that. The only problem was he got caught by his own cameras. Otherwise, it was they okay. All right. Thank you. Bobby Bones.

Bobby Bones show. So 60 days, two months or so, is what Amy said. Yeah. That's when her kids will move into the house. And so that was about 15 days ago. Yeah. Do you still feel like? I know.

I look at the calendar. I feel like when people ask me, I still say 60. days. Now you got to stop that. I know. I haven't really been subtracting. So 45 days out. Is that accurate? I mean, I guess so I guess now my answer more so. I say 60 days or I say the end of July. So I guess I'm giving conflicting, I mean the end of June. So I'm giving conflicting things. End of June is where we're supposed to be. So yeah. By July 1st, Amy expects their kids to move in with her. Yeah. My husband got to FaceTime with them and I wasn't with them. And a parent, he said that all they were asking is, where's mom, where's mom, where's mom?

And I was like, that's awesome. He's probably like, I want to talk to you guys. Well, he got to talk to them, but he said they kept asking for me. And he's going to go see him in two weeks. Yeah, you're not. He's going to see him Memorial Day. I'm looking at flights. If I can, I'm going to go, but he's for sure going for like a solid four days.

I'll maybe go for like two. But it's worth it. If you're new to the show, Amy has adopted two kids and now they're just waiting on their passports and all their final citizenship stuff. to happen. Mm-hmm. Like, that's what you're waiting on. We're in that stage, yeah.

And how's that going? Like, do they have some of it, not all of it? Yeah, no. So everything's in, but the 60 days, my husband and I, we calculated that based on what our agency sent us of the timeline of our paperwork, each stage that it sits in each. Like, it was like, your paperwork will be here for seven days and here for 14 days. So then we added up all the days, and that's where we got 60, which is now 45. So what we're doing, we're just saying July 1st.

Okay. July 1st is when we feel like Amy's kids will be with her. And Amy went on a mission trip to Haiti, and they had tried to adopt domestically unsuccessfully. And they had, you know, tried to have a baby unsuccessfully. And she went and was doing a woman's conference and toured an orphanage and met these two kids. And she's like, man, these are my kids. I just feel it in my heart. Yeah.

And July 1st, they're going to be here. Yeah. Follow your heart. Four years later. Four and a half years later. It's been such a long process. Yeah. But my heart spoke to me. I believe you.

completely. Thank you. Your heart speaks to me sometimes. Yeah. And I'm like, stop talking. And I had to speak it to my husband and then finally his heart. Was there a convincing to your husband? I told him.

I said, well, our daughter came later. But when I met our son, I didn't know he was going to be my son at the time. I had zero intention of adopting from Haiti. Zero. We were in the domestic adoption process. But he peed on me. I was holding him and he peed on me. And I was like, oh, but it really didn't bother me.

And he just latched on to me. I couldn't stop thinking about him. I got back to Texas. we were living in text at the time, and I told my husband, you need to go to the orphanage and just see what you think. And so my husband went like a month later. He's like, I see your point. We could adopt older kids.

That's fine. I was like, okay. And then he slowly transitioned. You're seeing the dad stuff come out now, huh? Oh, he's full-time dad mode. He's in. He's a dad. July 1st.

Ew-you-oh. Hey, how about this? I'm never going to get it real quick. I'll give you the question. Ready? One third of Americans say this is the most stressful thing they do all year. One third of Americans say this is the most stressful thing they do all year. Never going to get it.

You want to take a shot at it? Our phone number. You'll get a shot. Okay. 877 Bobby. You always get a shot. You're like the kid that owns a Nintendo, but when everybody comes over, you hog it anyway. No.

I share. 877. 77 Bobby. Never going to get it. Do you want to spoil lunchbox? Yeah, I hate to ruin this one, but it's taxes. Oh, taxes, he says. That's not it.

We'll come back, take some calls, let's do what you guys have. Get your Bobby Bones on. Follow Bobby on Snapchat. Username Bobby Bones show. All right, one third of Americans say this is the most stressful thing they do all year. Amy? Well, I had taxes, and that seemed negative. So I'm going to go...

Sorry? What, no. There's no. to say what you had. Lunchbox, over to you. Well, I have written down plan Mother's Day. I got it. Eddie? Cooking Thanksgiving dinner. Oh, stressful.

What? I'm coming back to you. Thank you. Vacation. She had it. Going on vacation? Yeah. Yeah, because... How's that stressful? Sometimes I get a little stressed out packing and planning and doing all that, especially if you've got a family and it's a lot, and then

you're like, don't even relax. I get that. Mark, were you going to be going to be a lot? to say the same thing? I was saying the same thing. Yeah, Mark and Madison, Wisconsin. I was going to say going on on vacation. We should get Mark a prize of some sort. Yeah. All right. Let's look around the studio. That's who we have. See a Star of Home Cup back there. We'll send you something. Hey, Mark, stay on the phone. We'll send you something. I ain't promised it to be good, but they don't give us prizes to give away. So we kind of have to figure out stuff. But we're going to make something cool. Is that okay? That's all right. My wife will love anything from you guys.

Oh, cool. What are you doing today, by the way? I'm going to work. My wife's going on vacation. Wait, how does that work where you're working, but she's getting to go away? It's a Mother's Day retreat with the couple women from the family. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Is that a gift from you? No, that's a gift from my sister to me. There you go.

Wow. Mark, thank you for calling and thanks for listening. Stay on the phone. We'll get you something there. Look at Mark with a little wife crack. For sure, we're going to get in trouble because we don't have people. prizes. I don't know how we don't have prizes. Like, in the radio world,

we're on over 100 cities, but they don't give us any prizes to give away. So we have to find things in our studio, that's ours, but we want to give our listeners prizes, so we just took a pillow from our couch. This is IHRat Country, and we just signed it. Yep. It looks good. We're going to mail it to Mark from Madison, Wisconsin.

But here's the only reason we did that. Morgan, our head producer, gone. Yeah. She would have told us no. She's not going to like that. Way. Why the cats away, the rats will play. That's it. Yeah. They nailed it.

The cat's away, the mice will play. Whatever. Okay. Something like that. Whatever. Mark gets pillow. Our couch is uneven. We have one pillow. We have one. Let's get out of it. Yeah. They should give us some prize. Isn't it crazy? Like, when I was doing radio in Hot Springs, Arkansas, I had unlimited prizes. You did? Oh, it was like, Color 10. Get a prize. Like CDs and stuff? Maybe that's why, because like CDs, people don't really use CDs? Maybe. My theory is. is that they like to see the most they can get from the little. Like, I have a terrible chair. We have awful equipment, and we have no prizes. Oftentimes you give away your own book, which is money out of your pocket.

Exactly. Well. All right. I'll start bringing some stuff from home. The listeners matter to me. That's what I'm saying. We should have, like, a garage sale. Yes.

We should have our listeners. Except for it's free. It's a garage sale that's free. Yeah. I have a game. Yeah. We can do this game in a second. It's the Mothers from TV shows game.

I can give you some of them right now. You want to try them? Yeah. All right. We'll go around the room. If you miss one, you're out. Oh. Okay.

I'll give you the mom. You tell me the TV show that they come from. Okay. Amy, ready? Claire Huxable. The Cosby Show. That is correct. You're in the game.

Lunchbox. Deborah Barone. Everybody loves Raymond. You are correct. That's good. Mother's Day is coming up on Sunday, so Mother's on TV. Eddie. Come on.

Jill Taylor. Oh, that's Home Improvement. Correct. Are? Er? Er? Amy. Vivian Banks.

Fresh Prince of Belair? Correct. Thank you. Lunchbox. Rebecca Katsopoulos. Seinfeld. Oh, I'm sorry. Out of here.

I don't know what that is. Eddie, would you have known it? Yeah, full house. And Becky. Yep. That's right. Wow. Eliminated.

Eddie, ready? Yep. Name the TV sitcom mom. Lois Griffin. Oh, family guy. Yes. You! Oh, my.

Amy. Yeah. They're getting a little harder now. Yeah. This one's a tough one. Okay. I don't think you're going to get it. Angela Bauer.

Who's the boss? Oh, good. Thank you. Wow. Amazing. Eddie. Yeah, yeah, yep, yep. Claire Dumphy.

Huh. Oh. Okay. Go ahead. Step by step. No. Amy? Modern family.

The wins. Yeah. Do you still like this song? Yeah. Would you like to change it to... There she goes. There she goes. Chasing to find my...

Like if you won a game... And it was just like, Amy's our winner. There she goes. Why do you hear it? There she goes. We're singing it exactly as is. Okay.

I need to feel the music. Okay, do it again. Hey, producer Raymond. Well, you get, There She Goes, and don't get the Laws version. Get Six Pinson on the Richer. That's the one. Oh, yeah. From that movie.

Yeah, she's all that. I mean, if I were to guess. If I were just like, she's all that. If I were just speculating with Freddie Prince Jr. Bobby loves that scene when she comes down the stairs. Oh, girlfriend. Hey, you want to watch it tonight? No.

I told you. I don't want to date you. I mean, I don't have to have this conversation. Stop, I would never date you. What did everybody do yesterday? Amy? I had a meeting with like a nutritionist person, blogger that I think I'm going to do a cooking video with. What do you mean?

Well, I'm thinking about maybe over the summer doing healthy things on my blog, but bringing in the actual experts to know how to do it and doing little demo cooking videos with them. Is this like a side hustle? Like you're making money off this? No, not at all. It's for content for our website. I like it. Thanks.

Yeah. But it was pretty cool. Like, she's awesome. She's like, so it's going to be my production crew or yours? I was like, ugh. You mean Eddie? What would be me? Eddie?

I was like, well, we, I'll send an email, a follow-up email with all the info. I've been thinking about it. I think we're going to use yours. I know. I was like, okay, yeah, she's pretty professional. Lunchbox, what did you do yesterday? Oh, man, you know, I had a couple of meetings to get my side hustle on, you know, trying to line up some things for the website, you know, just content, you know. Why don't you just answer the question, like, right?

Listeners don't want you to, like, they really want to get to know you, and you always do the first half of it like, well, you know, did you. Just like answer. I was answering before I was interrupted. Look, I really did nothing yesterday. There you go. That's what you have to say. No, but it makes me look bad when Amy comes in with this. Oh, I had a meeting for a cooking production thing that we're going to put on the website.

But that's really what she did. I understand that. But then people listening are like, geez, lunch does nothing. No, they're not. They just want to know about your life. That's it. That's what they want to know about your life. People are genuinely interested in you and not this character that's like,

oh, do you got to go. Like people like you I understand that But I would tell you I understand that I know people like me Then just be you I see the reaction on Twitter

Just be you I am being me What'd you do yesterday? Man I really did nothing I took a nap There you go I did host Live band karaoke

Well isn't yesterday your kid power day I didn't go to kid power yesterday Oh You didn't volunteer I thought yesterday was volunteer day Yeah it's supposed to be But they didn't have kid power yesterday What do mean they didn't have it

They didn't have it or you didn't go There was no kids. Wait. They didn't have it. No, why did they not have it? I don't know. Staff holiday. Are you lying?

No, not lying. There's a staff holiday on a Thursday, May 11th. That was yesterday. Are you lying? No, not lying. They didn't have Kipower yesterday. Why do you look like your L.R. Do they have it?

NL.R. They didn't have it. Okay, they didn't have it. I'm telling you, they didn't have it. Like, I would have gone. You're like the boy who cry wolf, though. Like, you lie so much? I don't lie about Kit Power.

I lie about other things, but not Kid Power. I keep it straight. Yeah. What was one of the songs somebody did at live band karaoke last night? That was good. Oh, this one lady did, what was this song? It was great. Son of a preacher man.

Oh. Woo, girl can sing. It's son of a preacher man. Yeah. She can sing, dude. So Lunchbox hosts at Hard Rock Cafe here in Nashville, there's a live band, and you go up and do karaoke instead of like a machine that you sing with the band. It's cool.

It kind of makes you feel like you're part of a band, like a rock star. I felt like she could have made it. Like, yeah? Yeah. Remember the one time, Lance Fox brought someone in? Yeah. She was great.

There were a couple of them. One time, the one we brought in was really good. With the piano? But the one he was like, she, I don't know who it was. It was terrible. It was a girl. Remember the other one? It was terrible.

No, she wasn't. I've never brought terrible. I'm telling you, this woman last night, legit. And I told her, I said, you could make it. Well, that should be your side hustle. Oh, wow. That's it.

Dude, go discover artists. Yeah. I tried, but I didn't sign her contract. You sign her. I wouldn't, like, I'd be like, yes, I'd sign it. I'd like, I'd sign it right away. Get that content.

Yeah. Making that money, you know? The Bobby Boll. I saw Chris Stapleton on CBS this morning. He was watching some clubs after the show. And we've known Chris for a long time. It's awesome. It's crazy to see it blow up even bigger.

And so they were talking to him. So here's Chris. It's talking about, you know, why I decided to record. Because this album he cut is like a very, famous studio he cut it in. I like places that have history in the sense of you feel

responsible to it. Does that make sense? The thing about Chris is he doesn't like you to impress. He's very shy. That's why he grew the beard. And I know this whole thing's out of his comfort zone. I mean, it's crazy. Like Chris, he would just play music and be happy with it.

He just wants to play music. So it's cool to see someone like that, Like really, really. That Traveler sold 2 million albums. Wow. In a day when they don't sell albums anymore. Well, the instant I found out that somebody would pay you to sit in a room and write songs and play guitar all day, I thought, well, man, that's the job for me. I'm going to figure out how to do that.

And I love what he says, too, about covers, because, you know, us, we love a good cover. And he's like, there are so many great songs. Like, I don't think every song I've written is the greatest song ever. So he loves to cover songs. And so he still talks about adjusting to everything's been happening. We're still adjusting as far as touring goes. Like, I remember the first time I had somebody like tuning guitars for me. That was a moment.

I was like, man, this is the greatest thing on heard. One of the best feelings ever. Isn't that crazy? That's cool. It's just cool. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This show.

Every morning on our Facebook page, we put up a behind-the-scenes. message. It's called the early morning message. If you guys don't stop complaining about how cold it is, I'm just going to make it colder. Hey, by the way, it's warm. Turn it down. Here's Eddie yesterday on our Facebook page. It's Eddie. I'm coming to you from the icebox. We called Bobby Bono Show Studio.

You're talking to. My friend's on the early show message. It's been really cold the past few days. I don't know if Bobby's sick or if he's just warm. He has been in California lately, So maybe he's coming here and being like, oh, dude, no, that doesn't make any sense. I don't know why he keeps it so cold. He says it's to, what is it, Sanada, to keep us away?

Yeah, to, like, stimulate our brains. But I'm serious. This is ridiculous. It is 68 right now. Do you know anywhere in the world inside a house or a building is 68 degrees? So I went and read the Facebook messages and everybody was hating on you. Yeah, you're right. Why?

Yeah, you're right. Apparently, I guess all of America keeps. their house that cold. Yeah. And the Clarify yesterday got down to 66. That's cold. It's freezing. I like it to be cold.

I like it to be cold in here. In your house you have blankets to cover up in. Here we are just shivering. Amy has a blanket. Yeah, I have to keep a blanket. I'm going to bring gloves. It's part of it. I love it cold.

Bring on the cold. Do you steal my blanket? Do you get one of those shake warmers? We get we sent it to a listener. We didn't have any prizes. That's a prize. We send it off to a listener. So Steve Harvey was asked yesterday about

that letter he sent out it was like, don't talk to me in the hallway, don't come in my dressing room. And I was on Steve Harvey's side. I was like, you know what? People are obviously

in his work environment making him not comfortable. Yeah. And in an era of, we're like, we want honesty. When someone's finally honest, we're like, we don't like that.

Like, if you want people to be honest, sometimes you're not going to like it. Sometimes you are, but you don't just get good and honest. You get good and bad if it's honest. So they went Steve Harvey yesterday. and have a clip of him talking about that. I was trying to find out ways that I could just get more meantime time for me.

And I could not find a way to walk from the stage to my dressing room to sit in my makeup chair, or you just didn't have lunch without somebody just walking in. I'm in the hallway, I'm getting ambushed by people with friends that come to the show and having me sign this. I thought I feel like every morning around here. I'm glad he could be the leader and knock this door down. You feel like what? I get ambushed every time I walk down the hallway.

Yeah, right. It's like, Bobby, cut a spot. Bobby, come back. But he did say, if you're getting this email, I'm talking to you. So there has to be a handful of people that didn't get the email that have permission to just talk to Steve Harvey. So, like, we would be those people for you, right? Like, we wouldn't get a note like that. It'd be other people, right?

He doesn't want to play that game. No, I mean, we would be. Do you think Steve Harvey's a divot when you hear this? No, I don't, because I feel like he's a busy man that he just wants a little bit of time. Boom. He's so busy. Yeah, I get it. You have to separate.

I get it. I get it. But I do think that there is some people that didn't get that email. Oh, I think a lot of people were ticked off too just reading it. They're like, oh, he thinks he's better? No. And if you don't like it, you can go find another job. If you don't like working on.

This goes for you guys, too. Oh, okay. You don't like how cold it is. Go find a warm studio. Dang. Yeah. Go see if Ryan Seekrest, Ohio. He's in his warm studio.

How sad would that be? Like, that's why we left because we were just too cold in there. So what happened to you on the Bobby Bone Show? There was really nothing. It was just too cold. Okay. What's the biggest divot thing that I do? Go on, give it to me.

I'll take it. Let me think. Hold on. There's not a lot of things. I already got it. What is it? It's too cold in here. No.

He snaps at me to turn the temperature. Just in the last week. Here's the reason I snap. Because you wear two pair of headphones. Yes. One for my computer. One for the air. Eddie wears earbuds and headphones over the top.

And I'll be like, Eddie, Eddie. Eddie. So he doesn't hear me. So I realize if I start swinging my hand, you see it. I do see it. So that's why I started snapping. Oh, I thought it was like, quick. Go.

It was just like, I got your attention. There's some things that people would think you're being a diva about, but it's more about time management, like you're busy. Like, Steve Harvey. Mike D. Can I get a water? Yes. But he has to her his phone too a lot.

I forget it. No, no. I'm having to time things out. Commercials and then promos and station liners. And so my phone is the only timer that I trust. And if I forget another room, I'm like, oh, no. Mike Dio, would you got my phone, please? Right.

And if that's Diva, Then color me colorful and executioning. But it's not because you need water, but you're busy. So it's like you got to yell. Mike D. Can I get a water? And then in comes Mike D in like two seconds with a water. It's actually pretty impressive.

Yeah, it's pretty amazing. Yeah. I'm like, Mike D, can I get a water? Like 8.30. Amy, I got you some water. Mike D, do you feel like the Dish of me? No, you need a time. I do get dry because I'm bringing hours of commercials before the show.

Okay? Anything else you guys want to bring up? Trying to put it up. If you have to think, there's nothing. I mean, your parking spot thing, it's a little, you don't even have an official parking spot. I like the parking spot. Right. If I demanded an official parking spot, that will be a diva.

Yeah. But I don't. Well, if someone's parked in it, you're like, who's parked in my spot? I'm going to put this back to high school or college or whatever. If you go into a classroom and you sit in the same seat every single day and you walk in and someone's sitting in your seat, you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Although you don't actually own it. nor can I win it in the court of law.

I'm in it every day. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's my spot. Yeah. That's all. Okay. Looks like. Other than that, I guess you're pretty good. I don't know.

Exactly. Exactly. Lunchbox, anything you want to add? Man, I mean, there's a list. Really? Everybody says it, but no way's got one. Go ahead. Name one thing.

Hey, can you get in my computer? What? That's the same thing. No, you did water. Okay. Tissue. But he's busy. Tissue.

He likes toilet paper I don't call it tissue I'm like handy toilet paper please I'm from Arkansas We have toilet paper Hey Sarah in Springfield Missouri What's happening Not much how are you wonderful people this morning

We're good I'm glad you called Thanks for hanging out And what do you want to say Well I was just saying To Oh snap The name gets left me

The phone by Mike I was just saying to Mike How The studio isn't terribly cold Because at our house We keep at 50 My husband is like a polar bear. And we've been together for 17 years.

He's been married for 15. But like ever since we got together, he has like windled the temperature down even lower and lower. And so in the last couple of years, 58 degrees. Summer, winter, 58 degrees. But like, what's your bill? Huge. And it's astronomically stupid. But it is what it is.

I can't change it. He can't sleep if it's too hot. He can't breathe very well if it's too hot. I have two kids. And, like, we are all about the winter pajamas in the summer, like, blankets all the time. Wow. When I was in college, I had to wear, like, gloves in the house when I do my homework because I would have, like, the fingers cut out so I could type on my computer.

Now we're talking. Wow. Yeah. Maybe we need to get some of those. No joke, man. I had a hat I wore. I'd wear my coat. I'd be on the couch.

My blankets all piled up trying to do my homework. That's perfect. I loved it. Okay. Thanks for the story. Thank you for the call, Sarah. We don't get sick very often. That's right.

We found the germ. There you go. See? Oh. Wow. That's another reason, huh? Boom. Boom.

Yep. Everybody's meat. Always stays fresh in this room. Come on, y'all. What a lot of the bones show? Yeah. Why a guy so. territorial about grilling, because I'm not.

You should be. Like, I'm not. It's a serious thing, man. Amy's husband, that's his grill. Yeah. I love that, Amy. Like, if I want to cook the fish or the meat or something, even the vegetables inside, he's like, I got it, over on the grill, got it. Well, can I help grill? Nope, got it. I'm like, okay. Got it. You can grill.

But he's obsessed with his green egg. He has a green egg. Yeah. And he, it's like his baby. He's like, I got it over on the green. I'm like, I know you have a green egg. I got it for you for your birthday. You're the same way, Eddie. I'm the same way. And I used a charcoal grill for my whole life. And then when I got a gas grill, it changed my world. It's just amazing. Now I can just cook something in two seconds.

Like my wife wants to put some on the skillet, I got it on the grill. But what if she wants to go to the grill? Oh, she don't even know how to start it. Oh, come on. No, I really, I don't. You learn how to start it. You can use the grill. Really, though? Yeah, right.

She never will, though. She won't figure it out. What kind of girl are you got? I got a grill. Gas grill. Master grill. I think it's called a master grill. It's a gas grill.

Yeah. Propane. Bobby? Bobby? I use that propane. Did you guys see there was a United flight? There was delayed for several hours because a scorpion crawled out of somebody's closed. That's disgusting.

But that's the person, not the airline's fault. The person brought the scorpion on. Oh, they brought it? My point is, any story about airline at all. And not good. No, it's not that. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm saying this.

Any story at all about any airline gets elevated now to the top of the news, because we know, everybody knows we'll click it now. And so once all this stuff started happening, it was like, any story about anything, that's airline, it's like, this wasn't the airline's fault. It was somebody who brought a scorpion. Their pet scorp, they brought Scorpion. Scorpy with them. Those are not pets.

But, okay. Somebody it is. Yeah, so everybody was okay. But do you really delay a flight several hours for it? If you have to find it, yeah? Again, I grew up in the woods. Scorpion's not that big of a deal. Yeah, it is.

You could die. I don't think so. Unless you having an allergic reaction to it. I got stung by a scorpion in my hand. I've been stung a bunch of times. Really? By little... Okay, but if you're about to be 30,000 feet up in the air and you get stung by a scorpion, no way.

I still don't think, for the most part, that you die. No, it's terrible. I mean, unless it's like a 10-foot scorpion that's like taking over the plane, 10-foot. Lunchbox. There are 25 different scorpion species. that can kill you. Thank you. But how many?

1,500. That they aren't right. That's a lot. Oh, wow. I didn't know that that was the ratio. I thought all scorpions killed. That's because the news ruined scorpions for everyone. Okay.

Well, I guess he could have a pet scorpion. But you shouldn't be able to bring your scorpion as a carry-on. And you can't. You're not supposed to. Oh, he tried to hide it. And that's the whole thing. He's like, I'm just going to put you in my pocket. Don't come out.

He cistered it. And then they like, You all have seen snakes on a plane? No, I never watched snakes on me either. Oh, I was checking. Good story. Great question. Hey, you guys haven't been to San Francisco?

Yeah, me either. I've wondered if anybody haven't been there. California, there's shark warning in effect along the coast. They're seeing great white all over the place, and they're like, heads up, like, go swim if you want. But there can be some sharks out there. Again, sharks don't scare me either. What? What are you talking about?

Yeah, they do me. Did you see the paddle border that was like? like out there paddle boarding and the helicopter had to say, hey, you need to go to shore because you're swimming with 12 great whites all around you. Stay calm and paddle to the shore. Was it Jake Owen? They got a little video from that? No worries, dude. Beeching, dude. I would get my girlfriend on to defend herself, but she's on a flight.

I don't think she needs defending. Lunchbox thinks that there's something going on with some other dude. Yeah. Have you been checking her Twitter? Do you follow her on Twitter? I do. Do you check her tweets? If it pops up, I do.

Yeah, because she retweeted a picture of her and some football player dude named Alex Singleton. He is a linebacker for the Caghery Stampede. And she looks a little too excited to be hugging up on him. And they are real close. There is no daylight between them. Do you have the picture up? Oh, I got the picture up. I mean, would you be jealous if that was your wife?

I'm just saying I wouldn't like it. Oh, Amy, stop that. I mean, they're at a ball. They're obviously at a bar. She doesn't seem really excited. Yeah, and her head is right. I don't know. Well, he played.

She's from Calgary. Yeah. And he plays in the CFL for, I mean, I don't know his story. Yeah. He his name is Alex Singleton. Yeah. Oh, Canadian football league. Yeah.

Bam. Yeah. He played at Montana State, and he's a linebacker with a Calgary Stampeders. Okay. He's a good looking dude, too. Yeah. I'm just telling you he's. She looks so tiny next to him.

That's what I was. I'm saying, like, you've got to talk to her about this and be like, hey, who's this dude? If there was a jealous bone in my body, I couldn't date her. Have you ever been jealous for real? In my life? Yeah, in your life. Let me show you this picture. Maybe I'm like I get jealous like in career.

Not with her. I know. I know. I know you do in career stuff. I'm wondering about with girls. Have you ever been jealous? I can't say no because I'm sure I have at some point, but I'm just not a jealous person. Yeah, I don't think I've ever, ever, ever in all these years recall you being jealous.

Look at the picture. I see the picture that doesn't bother me. Are you sure? You sure look at a heart heart. I see you're holding it up with my face. Here's the story. Oh, yeah, I know. You can film a pulse if you want.

Before Lindsay and I were dating, and I won't say which NFL quarterback it is. But you know how they do the thing, like people call people? And Lindsay and I were friends, and I told her she should date him. This is before we were dating. I can't say who it is. Write it down. But an NFL quarterback, you would, no. I probably don't even know who it is.

Yeah. An NFL quarterback called and was like, hey, I want to go on a date with you. it and she was like, no, I don't think so. And this is worth millions. I was like, you have to go out with this dude. Wow. Really? Really?

Yeah, I only showed lunchbox. I got to show my boy over there. I feel like I already know. I just need a refresher. So wait a minute. Yeah, I know. He's worth millions and millions. He's a good looking dude.

He's a quarterback. Yeah, but Lindsay's not going to date somebody just because of money. I don't know. Well, Bobby keeps saying he's worth millions and millions. You should date him. Like, I was like, I mean, I'm not in dudes, but I'll hang out. You got a lot of money. So you're what you're saying.

is she's around a lot of football players. Oh. No, because she never met him. She didn't meet him, okay. But boom. She's not cheating. And if she was, I'd be like, well, that stinks. And that's it.

But I'm not going to let jealousy get in the way of anything. Professional athletes have it so easy. They just go through their people to reach out to people to see if they want to date. They just say, like, hey, can you see if that person will go out with me? I mean, that's just celebrity life. Isn't that how Andy Roddick got Brooklyn Decker, his agent? Wow. It really works out.

To be fair. I did meet Lindsay in the studio. Yeah. And my girlfriend before her was also an artist that I met in the studio. So everybody has their places that they can meet people. True. I don't ever leave my house. That's why I use the studio is a place.

So you use the studio. Except to work. That's only time I leave the house. So thank you, Lunchbox, for your concern. On Monday, I'm announcing the next leg on my stand-up comedy tour, which is exciting. We could do a second leg because we didn't know anybody come the first time. Wow.

And I can't really say where we're announcing a much of new cities and a new, we're taking a new artist out with us. Yes. So I would like to do this. So I would like to say I was right because all these people were demanding their city and you're going to have to add new cities because I'm just, I feel good. You want to give us one city? No. But I'll give you three words.

Iowa. Yeah. Oh. Huh? Iowa. Iowa. Got it. Yeah.

Or NDD. That's four words. Monday. Monday. Monday. Oh, I give that to you Monday. Monday. A dog was so freaked out last night.

where I lived there was a humongous thunderstorm. Amy didn't hear it thunderstorm. No, I slept right through it, I guess. I mean, it was really wet when I woke up, but... It was like, boom! My dog doesn't freak out anymore. He used to get crazy. That's good. And I was 14, so I didn't care. But he was really freaked out last night. It was like shaking and trembling. And so I fell asleep last night again. I use that app again. Had the Thunderdrow woke me up or I would have slept. But there's this app. It's called the... And I'm not getting paid for this, by the way. They have no idea. It's called... my sleep button and you hit the button and all you do is you lay in the bed. It's so weird. I'm telling you guys, I don't sleep. Like I do not. I have terrible anxiety and I don't sleep. But you lay there and you turn the phone on and the woman goes, okay, I'm going to present a scenario and you just think about it.

And then I'll present another one and you just think about that. And for 15 minutes it just does this, for example. A triangle. So I think about a triangle. Seven seconds later. Reading a bedtime story. So I think about that for seven seconds. Then I think about a sporting good store.

Oh, which one do you think of? They're completely random dicks. Me too. Me too. Yeah. Okay, this is fun. So what I figured out is that it just gets your mind off the world. Oh.

Because here I am focusing on these things. And again, it comes back to, like I'll go, oh, but I have this tomorrow. And then all of a sudden. Boots. Oh, I can think about boots. Well, hold on. Get up there. And so I'm thinking about boots for about four to five seconds.

And then it's like, oh, I have to write 60,000 words for this book that my deadline's been moved up. And then a couple strolling in a park. Oh, how about that? Take your mind off work. Yeah. So I fell asleep last night in the middle of the app. That's awesome. And never happened.

I love it. That's great. I need that. It's so creepy. And I'm telling you it doesn't, when you turn it on, because you're like, all right, what are they going to tell me to think about? A diving board. Oh, so relaxing. And I'm like a dive on board.

Doing, doing, doing. A child falling asleep. Well, that's creepy. Yeah. Who's child? Any child? A typewriter. Oh.

So that's the deal. I fell asleep in the middle of the app last night. I also had like four and a half hours before the thunderstorm hit, had the thunderstorm not hit, I'd probably get five or six hours of sleep. That never happens in my life. Okay. Just saying, use it if you can. Try it once. come back to me.

If you have, try it anyway. My sleep, it's free. There are in-app purchases. Okay, my-sleep what? My sleep button. No, no, no, hold on. My sleep buddy. I wonder what the in-app purchases are.

My sleep button. It's different things to talk about, I think. I've paid nothing for it. And they haven't paid me. They don't even know I'm talking about it. Wow, I may pay just to see, like, what a different. Like, if it's, is it 99 cents or something? I think it's like $3.

It's like $3. What? It's customized people. $3. You can get anybody. Morgan Freeman. Amy and Lunchbox strolling down the park

It's Jake Owen Hey dude Dude Flowers blooming in the park Dude What else? Yeah Luke Brian Yeah

Fishing in the dark Y'all Bobber in the water Deer Deer walking in the woods All that for $3? Yeah, it's really fantastic. For five bucks, you can get Eric Church talking about stuff.

Me strum my guitar. A bear taking a poop. Ray bands. Buying sunglasses at the mall. Man, Eddie. Buy my furniture. Here's the thing. Buy my furniture.

He does a commercial. Mix that in? What? Buy my furniture. Bruce Springsteen. Only for two bucks, y'all. Here's my question. Because I'm laughing, right?

Like, I'm laughing really hard. I think this is very funny. We make each other laugh, right? I just wonder if our listeners laugh. Probably not. I'm having a time of my life right now because it's so funny to me. And we're either just so stupid. or...

We're definitely stupid. I don't wonder if it's funny. Sometimes I wonder like, are we funny or not? Because I laugh, man. Like, that's funny to me. Anyway, that app's funny. That app's great.

It's worked and I don't ever sleep. I'm telling you it's worked for me twice in a row. I was talking about this app called My Sleep button and it just says things to you and you listen to it and your mind is supposedly removed from the other things in life.

It's like every seven seconds it tells you to think about... A triangle. Over seven seconds, you think about a triangle. Then it says it again. reading a bedtime story i don't sleep for two nights in a rough fall and sleep to the same josie and kentucky how are you i'm doing well thank you did you hear me talking about this the other day yes yesterday did you try it i did i thought because sometimes i have a hard time going to

sleep or sometimes i go to sleep but then i wake up a few hours later and then i don't go back to sleep for two or three so i'm like i'm going to try it so i did and i like i got in bed i actually I got it for free, so I think there may be an upgrade, but I just, it didn't say anything about a price. Yeah, it's free. And mine's free, too. I never paid anything for it, but I think there are in-app purchases, which you can buy different. That's a joke we're making that you pay different people to say stuff. But yeah, and it just starts, it feels ridiculous at first, right? It kind of does, but it works. And you can set it like how many seconds you want it to pause. Oh, you can?

Yeah, there was a thing on the bottom of a slide, and I thought, well, this is a volume. I'm got to turn it down. I'm like, no, wait, now it says four seconds. and the volume wasn't changing. I'm like, oh, that's how many seconds you adjust it. And then if you haven't liked it about seems like seven seconds, I think for me, if it was said any longer, I would be going to the worry thing. Yeah, what if it was like one second? It's like triangle, bedtime story, sporting goods, throw, boots, a couple of the park.

You're like, whoa, ho! Overwhelmed. Yeah, you're back, you're worse than you were when you started. Hey, thank you for the call. I really appreciate that, Josie, and thank you for listening. Oh, my gosh, I love you. I'll show you all are awesome. I just love you.

And if I can't listen to you all in the morning, well, even if I do, I replay it every night when I'm doing dinner. Greatest call I've ever heard. Wow. Thank you very much. Hey, have a good day, Josie. Appreciate that.

Yesterday on Twitter, because so many people were fired up, and I didn't even think about the segment. But remember lunchbox about how famous he was? Lunchbox who sits over here to my right. When I'm sitting here, I look to my right, I see Lunchbox. He's in his blue Kansas Jayhawks sweatshirt, and he just talked about a fantasyist, how he should be able to get free golf.

because he's famous and how he should walk into a restaurant and just say, I'm a lunchbox, and they should let him in. Yeah. So I was just like, hey, who do you like to hang out with? I'm on my Twitter yesterday? Like, aim your lunchbox. So Eddie has the results. So let's go over to...

I didn't see that you did this. Yeah, it's a whole poll. It's a whole poll. And thousands of people. Oh, thousands. From one single tweet, thousands of people. They've all voted. The percentages are...

68% to 32%. Okay, wow. That's quite the gap. Who won? And the winner is Amy! You're the winner! Yay!

I'd rather hang out with you, Amy? Wow, I don't know what you say. I mean, lunchbox is cool, though. No, no, I don't understand why people would want to hang out with Amy. Amy, like, you're a nice person and all. But Amy is so boring. She doesn't do anything. You would sit there and drink a smoothie.

What do you do? Oh my gosh. I am so fun. You never know what we're going to get into with me. You never knows how to answer. What do you do that's so fun? I go to the parties, I go do stuff. You go to parties?

I go to bars. I go to concerts. I go to fights. I mean, I go to everything. Like, Amy sits at her house and does nothing. I cannot, I was so offended. She's a great person, but I can't believe I lost. You can still go vote on my Twitter, Mr. Bobby Bones.

Oh, I'm going to go vote for you. Amy, you're the winner. Bobby Bones show. This Ryan Seekrest story is interesting to me, and not even that he's going to host Idol or not, which I guess now he is because they're going to move it to Sundays. So crazy. Like, he's making everybody's money. Yeah. Everybody.

Pretty awesome. Good for him. And I get what you can get. Good for Ryan. I know Ryan a little bit and good for him. But he has a girlfriend named Shana Taylor and she's moving in with him. I didn't even know he had a girlfriend. He has a lot going on right now.

Yeah, I wonder. How does she see him? What does she do? She is a chef. Oh, so she cooks for him. That's cool. She's a personal chef. Yeah.

That's convenient. So, he was, hey, I know, right? He was like, you know, she's moving in. Tell me if this is weird, though He's, I think, look up, Seacrestate's 41 maybe, maybe 40, 41. I hear you say his height. No, he's small. He's really small, yeah.

He's how old, 41? I don't know, let's see. Eddie? Here it comes. Brian Seacrest is. He is 42. 42, she's 26. Okay.

So, is that weird? I mean, it's not weird, weird, weird. Because people give me a hard time because I'm like eight and a half years older than my girlfriend. You are? I have never thought about that. I mean, I knew you were older, but when you say it. out loud? Yeah.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Secretess is way older than, she's 20. Secretess girl's 26 and he's 42. Okay. Yeah, I just really, honestly, I've never heard you say eight and a half years old. You've never said it out loud to me. Well, it's on the internet. I mean, it's not like it's that big secret.

I know, but hearing you say it. No one hides their age. That's like when you were eight and a half, she was born. That's all I was. But when I was eight and a half, I was stupid. I was second grader. Yeah. You were a kid.

Like, I wasn't like, hey, baby. I know. Or maybe I was literally. Hey, there's a baby. Hey, literally, baby I don't think it's that weird I mean, he's famous, it's right in secret So the more famous you are, the less weird it is

Yes, if he was 52 and 26 I'd be like, okay, getting weird He was 62, I'd be like weird If he was 72, I'm like, dang That's the little I like that rule though You're famous The more famous

You can do whatever you want? Yeah, no, you can date as young as you want Yeah Okay I mean, what's up? Do you think you've progressively gotten younger? Not you, but with girlfriends. Hmm.

The more markets we get, the younger you get. Dang. That's dirty. What? That's a dirty thing to say. The more markets we get, the younger my girlfriends you get. Wow. That's dirty.

That made me the 30 shot, Amy never taken. That's not dirty. I thought we don't like that. Wow. That's like play on, play out. What's wrong with that? I mean, look at her. Yeah.

Is that how she cooks for people? Heck yeah. Well, you just picked up Pittsburgh today. Well, boys, I can go to 25. In a word, can Amy drive? No. Yes. Okay, everybody else in the house.

I can. Amy hit something else again yesterday. What? Yeah, sorry. She bumped. A guy in his truck. A guy in his truck. Here you go.

This is audio. So, confession, ran into a trailer hitch today, or the back of a truck that had a huge trailer hitch. that's the damage to my car and it like ripped this whatever this is just came right off whatever this is what was that

some underneath part the trailer was underneath ripped off something that's under my bumper I don't need it though yeah no I'm sure you know obviously yeah I always just put the fracture

and my husband doesn't have Instagram so he doesn't need to find out about this until maybe he hears it on the show there you go and to be sort of just clear about this. This was the biggest trailer hitch you've ever seen in your life. I thought

I had plenty of room, pulled up behind him, boom. Like, I really feel like the length of his trailer hitch was maybe illegal. Oh, wow, it's his fault. Yeah. But there is no damage to anything on him, so it's no issue. We were at a red light, too, and he had to get

out and come over, and then he handed me the thing that fell out. He handed it to me. He's like, here you go. He's like, it seems like my truck's fine. Are you good? I said, I'm good. He's like, well, it's about. turn green. We better go, darling. I'm like, okay. Thank you. So, when you drove over the top of it, do you feel like go? Yeah, I was like, oh, and I thought, well, at first, I didn't, I thought I just, I was like, how in the world did I hit the back of this truck? I don't even, I don't, the bumper

didn't seem that close. And I was like, shoot, dang, I do not have time for this right now. I'm going to be late. And then, luckily, he was all business. Like, he was ready for that. He needed to catch that green light, too. So he was, he was out. He's like, here's the piece of your car. Gotta go. I was like, yeah. I love when there's no damage to their car. Here's the thing. I'm digging you backed into this thing. The amazing part is you just drove up into the back of someone.

That means you are really too close at a stoplight. You should be able to see the bottom of the tires in front of you. But it was an illegal trailer hitcher. Yeah. It was. It was. I think he had it on there purposefully for people that are going to back into him. He's like, ha-ha, I'll show you.

That's why he got out and he was like, yeah, did its job. Did it have little things hang off of it? No, but those are disgusting. I know. I see trucks with that. Yeah, I know. It's not here. Everybody wants to get it.

It's disgusting. Amity rain over the trailer hit. Amy Rino Brothers trailer is. So this is. You know, I'm staying with you when you go. I've never seen the first with a trailer hit. Amy runs over. So, I mean, he was stopped.

So this still, you know, goes with my, I'm staying consistent. I don't hit things that are moving. That's even worse. I mean, nobody got hurt. Yeah, nobody has ever gotten hurt. Did you feel totally stupid? Yeah, I did for sure. I'm so glad he was cool about it.

Does your husband know now? If you're listening, honey, sorry. Oh, really? No, he doesn't know now. Now he knows if he's listening. Oh, no. Listen to this gym of a story. A married woman has a three-day affair at a hotel, gets pregnant, is now suing the hotel.

I don't understand that. I know, because the headlines like, wait, how does it happen? It actually makes sense. Okay, you're going to have to explain. I know. So what happened is, she goes, and she's hooking up with this dude. She didn't know him, really. Like, she just meets him, and they decide to have, like, a little three-day affair.

Gets pregnant. She can't get a hold of him. She doesn't know his last name. So she's suing the hotel for his first and last name because he paid for the room. That makes sense now. I thought that she thought the hotel, like, gave her an environment where her ovaries were pretty, I don't know. Yeah. Okay, so.

She never got the man's last name. Unfortunately for her, there were four guests named Michael who were staying at the hotel during the time. And so, but now they're like, it's private, so we can't sell you who's at a hotel. And then he could have been lying about his name. What if his name's Daniel? I always think about Vegas, like how many guys and girls just get together and get pregnant and they never, she never knows how to get a hold of them again. Wow.

Like how many babies just come out of that? It's like, yeah, my name's Jeremy. Let's get together. And then she gets pregnant back home, and she's like, well, I got to find Jeremy. And there's no Jeremy. So do you think that she'll. No. She won't get it?

Mm. What if one day the child tries to find out who the dad is? No? I don't think the hotel will give over it. There's privacy rights there. I don't know if it's his child, then they're related. Sometimes you can get stuff with your blood. I'm saying she might have to wait for the child to be born.

I still think it's tough. Yeah. It's a crazy story, though. So tonight, I'm taking our producer, Ray, our audio producer, and his girlfriend out for a steak dinner. because two different bosses, I promised you a steak dinner and none have came through. Yes, both in the building. We see them every day.

So I was like, man, I'll take him to a steak dinner. It's only Friday night in town for like two, three months. He deserves it. So I was like, let's go for a steak dinner. I got to be honest, man. My parents growing up, they were cheap skates. Like, they didn't take a, like, I probably have done a handful of steak dinners. And, I mean, it's rare.

No pun intended. No what I'm saying? Taylor! Have you been sitting on that? No, I just did it naturally. It was organic. So I'm taking Ray and his girlfriend both. And here are the rules, okay?

Okay. There are none. Yeah! Order whatever. I don't want you to feel weird. Like, I'm paying for it. The company's not paying for it. But I don't want you to feel weird about anything.

Like, it's like, have at it. Bottles of wine. I was down with that from the start. My chick was saying, like, hey, can we order drinks? And I was like, of course you can. I'm pretty sure as long. We'll just keep it chill. You know.

Go hard. All I'm saying is don't think about it. No, I don't think about most things I do. When I'm not at work, I'll be honest, when I'm not at work, I really never think. I just do stuff, and the next thing you know, I'm in like an alley at 2 a.m. And I'm like, this probably wasn't the best decision. So I'm taking up producer right. We're going to Roots Chris, too.

Wow. Like, that's, and I don't eat a lot of red meat, but I'm going to have, I'm with you. I'm going to go. Oh, and I love burgers. I love steak. I love shish kebabs, shrimp. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. How many entrees do you think about?

I mean... You're probably getting, you just get one piece of meat, and then you can get all the sides. Well, and I see the commercials nowadays, too. We're talking, it's not just steak they do anymore. They start to pile stuff on it, so you'll have, like, some shrimp on a stick, and then they maybe do a little flaming volcano or something. Like, there's some crazy stuff at steakhouses. I'm dead serious. So it's my girlfriend and I, and Ray and his girlfriend, and we're going to go to dinner tonight.

Is she cool? Like, are you guys looking forward to it? She's perfect. I told her, I was like, listen, if we're not looking forward to it, I would have turned it down right away. I said, this is so fun. This is, when do you get to have a dinner with bones and his chick? Probably never again. But tonight's the big steak dinner.

We'll tell you about it on Monday. It'll be fun, though. I just don't want you, yeah, I just, hey, it's all good. Oh, we're all good. And I told my chick, I said, hey, we'll do a couple drinks, so we're going to Uber there. Everything's taken care of. Have you, because Ray also had this. where, and it was weird, because I wrote a book called Bare Bones, and it was out, and it had

some success, and I'm working on another one now, but Ray never read the book, and I wasn't, somebody asked, I wasn't offended by that at all, but I wrote about you in the book. That was the weird part. If someone had written about me, I think I'd probably want. So, I said, hey, Ray, read the book. I'll ask you five questions. If you get all five of them right, you make $150 bucks. So have you started reading the book? I have not, but I do have the book at my house. My chick has read it definitely once, and She's read me excerpts before, so I mean, she knows the book, but I have one at the crib, and I'll read it. It's due June 1st.

I know. I got to get started on it, and I'm kind of a cram guy. I was like that in college, so I'll probably do it all night or before. It's just quick. I mean, like, I wrote about the history of the show, like the history of a lot of stuff. I just figured if I was, like, Charlemagne, my friend, he wrote about me in his book. Yeah. And I was like, I'm interested to see what he wrote about me.

So you didn't care. I just know with books, there's so much in books, and it kind of creep me out a little. bit because I work with you every day. I was like, it's weird. That's fair because it is really like personal. Okay. June 1st is raised book report on bare bones, the book that I wrote. Can't wait. Tonight, dinner. Book report on that Monday. You guys know how it's like when you do this show and whomever your significant other is, wife, husband, girlfriend. They don't hear the whole story. They just get the story told to them by other people. Oh, all the time. That's the worst. And it turns into this game of telephone.

It's so annoying. It's like, that is not what happened at all. No, I can do without that in my life. So, my girlfriend's been flying on morning because she played shows last night in Canada. She had, like, one, and then she had another one in Snowyville or something. For sure, Calgary. Right, two nights ago, Calgary. Oh, yeah.

So Lunchbox saw a picture on her Twitter and was like, oh, you better watch out. She looks like these football players are getting a little close to her in that CFL. And she's got bits and pieces of stories and stuff. here. And so she's, and then she goes, and then Amy said play on playa to you. What am I missing? Hold on. That was about the age. She's on. Oh, boy. Hold on. No, that wasn't about that. She's, are you in an airport right now, Lindsay? Yeah, we just landed in Seattle, and I open up my phone and I have all these text messages, and I was looking at Twitter. And, yeah, that's what it said. There's a baby near you that's having some sort of problem. Do you hear it?

Oh, believe me, I've definitely heard it. I always been crying the whole flight. Yeah. So, okay, here's what has happened. Lunchbox saw the picture of you with the Canadian football player and thinks there's something up. Okay. So first. Well, do you remember the story that I told you yesterday when I messed up the name of that Canadian football player?

And I felt really bad because I thought he was another player, a football player. And so I signed his picture from a different name. And I felt really, really bad about it. but I love the Stampeders, and so I was just happy to be meeting fellow St. Peter, but how could there be something going on when I completely messed up his name? Sounds a little flirty. Oh, like, she wrote the wrong name. Yeah, like a little ha-ha, like, come back.

Giggle, listen to her a giggle. Hmm, interesting. Don't you remember when I told you this story yesterday? So she specifically told you the stories that you would know. Right, that's a good move. And you get jealous. Oh, my goodness. That's being proactive, not reactive.

Yeah, she's going to point security on us. Dang. Just kidding, Lindsay. There is, the quarterback in the stampedeers, like, blows her up on Twitter. Is that true or false? Yeah, I was playing the charity event, and a bunch of them were coming to support the cause. Hold on, whoa, hold on, hold on. Like, the quarterback of the stampedeers, like, blows you up on Twitter, true or false?

But, yeah, yeah, he was tweeting me a lot about that event. That was a deflection a little bit. Yeah, a little bit. She started going into the cause. Charity. Charity. Yeah, true it up that. It wasn't a tweet like, hey, what's up?

It was so excited to see Lindsay play at this event. Yeah, but that's sort of him saying, hey, Lindsay, I'm going to be there. Ha, ha, ha. Wait, what kind of laugh is that? He followed me on Twitter. He definitely knows that I'm happily in a relationship. Would you say like 83% happy? Yeah, what's your percentage of happiness?

I'm at like 80 right now. What are you at? I know. You're at 80. I mean, I'm not like in 91, so we, you know. I'm working on the average here. I haven't told, and I'm not going to, but I haven't told them why we got into a fight.

I mean, you can if you want. Yeah, you should tell us. That's permission. Oh, right. Oh, okay, she was with this dude. Oh. Boom, it all comes out. That's not why.

Tell us. No, my girlfriend's on the phone now. No, what they want to know is, and I'll let you answer, like, who's fault was the fight? What? What? No.

Okay, then I need to read. How much should you pay you for that? Now I really need to know what the fight was about because what in the world could Lindsay do to cause a fight? I mean, I'm going to leave that in Bobby's end. And you know what? I'm still under investigation, so we don't talk about investigations as they're ongoing. The other thing was, Amy told me that the more markets we get on the show, the younger girls I date.

On Twitter. I didn't do tweet that. No, I want a radiation date. One of your markets Another market One of our new markets Oh Oh

See No what happened was You and I are like Eight and a half years apart in age But I was talking about Ryan Seacrest And he's like 42 And his girlfriend's like 26 Way more than us

And Amy's like Okay the more famous you are The younger you can date And she goes As a matter of fact The more markets we got The younger your girlfriends have been Okay yeah

It was US 933 from Fort West Yeah, shout out. Throw him one of the buzz. Yeah, I mean, well, yeah, I said it. Yeah. But, I mean, it's true, ish. True. But, I mean, it doesn't mean anything.

If you were eight years older, he'd still date you. I hope so. How do you feel about, I don't think there's an aged feeling of difference with us at all. Yeah, I don't either. Lindsay's super mature. She may seem older than I do. Yeah. Sometimes, yes.

Maturity-wise. Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy for a second. Maybe like emotional maturity. Oh, yeah. That is a given. I was the reason of our last fight, though. However, I've been thinking about it a lot, and I think fights are healthy.

Like, if we're going to fight about little things like that, then... It really wasn't a little thing. We don't even know what the little thing. You got to quit talking about this fight. If we're not going to know what it's about, we can't feel on this. Yeah. I mean, fights are healthy. It's normal.

Like, fighting is, yeah. It doesn't matter, you know. It does. But it does a little bit. Because you were right. She's at the airport. She's like taking guitar and stuff over. Yeah.

Where are you? What city are you in right now? Seattle? That sleep app worked again last night. That's what? Yeah, the sleep app that I've used last couple nights. Oh, it worked again? Yeah, it worked again.

That makes me so happy. There you go. We're getting sleep. That's important. That is important. I feel like we're having an inside like Lindsay Bobby comment. Like you haven't even caught up because she's been traveling. She hasn't gone. We haven't seen each other in

week. So this is what it would be like if you were on the phone. So tonight, what was the Ray? We're going to dinner with Ray and Bay. You feel good about that? I'm so excited. Yeah, I can't wait. Okay. All right. Any questions before we hang up? So that baby in the background, I also heard a guy in the background as he happened to play for the stampeters. No. I'm just not a jealous person.

I'm just not a jealous person. And I didn't say who it was. Lindsay, but I did say that there was an NFL quarterback that reached out to you and was like, hey, I want to go on a date and you said no. Don't say it happened. Don't say who it is. Don't say who it is. But they're still in the NFL. So how does that happen though? Like, does that person come?

And I told Lindsay at the time and she vouched me, I was like, you need to go on a date with this dude. And then Lindsay, I also want to know why you said no. Go ahead. The agent reached out to my agent and asked if I'd be interested to go on a date. and I just don't want to say yes to things like that. I want to be able to meet somebody and be into their personality and their heart and then go on a date with them because of that. Oh, that's true.

But he's super rich. Yeah, but that doesn't mean anything. Yeah, it does. It doesn't mean anything. All right. Okay. Yeah, she wants to know about his personality as heart. Which is why obviously should have been a great personality.

Mr. Personality himself. Holy cow. I love it. I'm every girl's dream to hang out with. It's her dream boat over here. All right. We'll let you get back to traveling. See you later on.

Okay. See you later. Did you miss me? Of course. We've got to go. Of course. Of course. You're all he's talked about.

Mm-hmm. Well, that is awesome. All right. Goodbye. All right, bye, guys. Bye-bye. There she is. There's the old girl.

So, like, Monday, are you going to tell us what y'all thought about? I don't know. Never mind. It was a philosophical difference. It was a little thing, but it was her fault? I mean, she said it not me. She said it, but yes, it was, yes, yes, yes. Bobby Bones, everybody.

Transmitting across America. This is Bobby Bones show. It's Darius's birthday today. Darius is my very first ever radio interview at age 17. I mean, I feel like every step of the way, at some part of it, Darius has been a part of my career. We're actually buds now. And, I mean, we've been presented together at the ACMs this year on CBS.

It's, like, 51. Have birthday to Darius. Wow. And on stage is a pro. First of all, super nice. Like, I just really liked the guy. But, I mean, he's so good. Eddie and now we're just watching a bunch of the acts at our country.

And, you know, people can have good shows and great shows and bad shows. But Darius is always just really good. Like a pro. Just a performer. Like, he just knows what to do. just crushes it. And it's not like, everybody's like, okay, here it comes. Let's get fired up for Al Dean.

Like, Darius kind of sneaks up on you. Yeah. And before you know it, you're like, this is the most fun ever had of a show. You're like, this is going to be fun. Darius, by the end of it, you're like, holy crap. So I have, here you go, my top five Darius songs. Ready?

Ready. Number five, because it was such an awesome way that he took it and made it a hit on country radio. Because Bob Dillner was kind of written part of it. Old Crowe Medicine Show took it and recorded it. And then Darius saw it at like a school talent show and was like, I should record that and record a wagon wheel. Number five, I just like the story of how this song came and became big because Darius saw it at a talent show. I didn't know that. Number four, Happy Birthday Darius Rucker, my favorite Darius songs, Don't Think I Don't Think About it.

But don't think I don't think about it. Number three, happy birthday, Darius Rucker. Mm, let her cry. From Hootie cry. Tears fall down like ready. Let her sing. If it eases all her pain, let her o. I was such a Hootie fan.

You kids, listen now, you don't even know. It was like the greatest record of the 90s, early 2000s. He took the world by storm with that record. Houdi was a wave. Just woof. Number two, Darius songs. It won't be like this for long. Beak.

One day soon you drop her off and she won't even know you're gone. This big. Live song right there. Number one, happy birthday, Darius. I want you to hold my head The place where you can't The best that I can I had that cassette tape, right?

Now I'd drive to football practice And, like, junior year Played it back and forth And back and forth You turn the cassette over, right? It wasn't like these crazy digital things now. So I had this cassette tape I've cracked review, the hooty tape,

The first big album. And there was a song on there It was called Running from an Angel And it was just a B-side track It was running from an angel Running to the devil Devil And I listened to all the time

And I was like man That's a jam, that's jam This is B-side, right? And Darius now were hanging out Like two years ago And we were doing a charity event together And I was like, man Because he was playing

And I was hosting And we're sitting at the dinner table together Amy was with us And I was like Before we went at dinner I was like man You know what my jam was I never told him this

and I probably spent as much time with him as anybody else, artist-wise, like privately. And so I said, my favorite song from back in the day was running from an angel. Like, da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-ha. Nobody knew the song because it was an album cut. And he's like, man, I haven't played that song in 10 years. If not longer than I even thought about that song. I was like, yeah, he's used to all-time. Like, that was my song as a kid.

And I'm telling you, Darius gets on stage, and within an hour has run through it with his band. I didn't even know it. And he's like, Bobby, I got this for you. And all of a sudden, It's awesome. And I'm like, oh my God, this is, it was one of those moments where you become jaded, then you're not in again. You're just like, okay, I remember now why my life's awesome. No, I have a picture of you from that night.

Like you just, or maybe even video, of you just staring up at the stage, like having the time of your life, like him. You were just in the moment for sure and it was special. Like all of us around you, we were staring at you, enjoying it for you. It was cool. It was like Justin me, but kiss me on the cheek. Yeah. Basically. It was like, oh.

So cool I was like, I'm like, oh, my! Yeah, it was really cool. Darius, happy birth. I know you're not listening right now. He lives in South Carolina

and we're off the air there but it didn't matter to me. As long as this good stuff goes in the universe, that's cool what I mean. All right, thank you. Appreciate you being here. Monday morning, Chris Jansen

in the studio. He's going to bring his guitar and it's harmonica and we're going to play his new song Fix a Drink and it's just always fun when Chris Jansen comes to the studio.

Monday morning also a pregnancy update from Amy. We've got to find out, get some more details than I think. Okay. So get working. I'll make something happen. Figure something out. Yeah, we need a storyline.

We need to make them happen. What? I'm just kidding. Okay. Thanks. You can hear the whole show back if you go to Iheart radio and search Bobby Bone Show. Same thing on iTunes. Or you can hear the show I do from my house called The Bobbycast.

Go to iTunes and hit subscribe. Randy Clark, stopped by the house this week. an awesome artist herself also wrote Mama's Broken Heart lots of songs also as one with Jake Owen Dark Spentley Lunchbox and Ray

You guys really went hard on yours too Yeah Have a great weekend Thank you for spending time With us this week On Instagram Mr. Bobby Bones

And we're gonna go to Ray and I are going to dinner tonight Finally paned off Date night Yeah Wow that loud dude He's excited All right I'll see you guys

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