The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Runs Into Ex-Girlfriend at Restaurant + Amy's Adoption Update + Lunchbox's Mentee Calls 911

Episode Date: December 4, 2017

Bobby runs into ex-girlfriend at restaurant, Amy shares another adoption update and Lunchbox's mentee calls 911 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday. Good morning, studio! Morning! Hey, so our producer, Raymond, he's the audio producer of the show, sits in any sounds that you hear, Raymond's put them together.

So, there's an issue at work, where you can't just leave your truck up here all the time. I know. In the garage. Here's what happens. Raymond's girlfriend, they live together, she only has one spot at her condo. So he just leaves his truck up here all the time, and then Uber's back and forth to work.

Is that true? Right, and, well, I have to Uber because I have no vehicle in the mornings. Well, because, you know, you do have a vehicle. You just left it up here. There's no parking downtown. But that's not work's problem, and they're saying that you're leaving in the garage all the time. And it leaks oil. And it leaks oil.

No, we actually got that fixed, so that's fine. But they also clean out the garage, and they said they're having trouble getting around my truck because it just sits there for three days straight. Basically, it's like if you just put something on blocks in the front yard, that's what Raymond's doing with his Uber mobile. Because Ray also drives Uber, yet he has to work every day. Well, and I used to have a parking pass, but they ran. Randomly, apparently downtown parking is like everybody wants it, so they took that away from me.

So I can't park downtown anymore. I have nowhere to put a 2,000 pound piece of machinery. But that's a you problem? Well, and I kind of think that work should pay for. They should pay for your... Work should pay for your... To park downtown! They have no interest in where you park.

That's your life. They have interest in me employed here? What about your rent? Do they pay for that? No, but the vehicle thing in transportation usually is kind of considered by work. No, it's not. Some do. Yeah, whenever you have to drive for work.

Like if you have a delivery or you're doing sales. Oh, yeah, like pharmaceutical reps. Yes. It just sucked. And I know other people feel my pain. Where do you put your vehicle? You have nowhere to store it. That's a solution.

Parking on the street right out front of work. Raymond, that's a you issue. With the construction, they actually clear those vehicles out on the weekends. But you have to get it out of here. I know. Or they're going to tow it. Well, and I also take the front spot. So anytime people walk around, they have to go around my big,

They'll tow it. No, that's rude. He's left it for three weeks. But they shouldn't tow it. If he does nothing, what do they do? Don't tow it. That's rude. That's rude. That's rude to tow your own employees.

I'm going to be real mad if I'd come up and there's a boot on it. Yeah. That's wrong. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. This 19-year-old kid, Robert Maffoon, he's now a millionaire. He was working at McDonald's three years ago. He was 16.

So he was there. He's working part-time. And he also was working part-time at a final time. firm just running errands. But he kept like going, hey, tell me how to do this. Hey, teach me this. Again, for free. He sent him he's learning from the people that were working there.

Hey, for free. So he started investing like five bucks, 12 bucks, learning. Now three years later, he just made his first million dollars. Amazing. That's how to do it. That's how to do it. You volunteer your time and you learn from people that know what they're talking about. I'm leaving now because I have some volunteering to do.

Yeah. It's a place. I see you. The Bobby Bowie. Show. Big three stories. It's producer Raymond in college football. The playoffs were announced.

Oklahoma's going to play Georgia, and Clemson's going to play Alabama. In other news, that Florida teen was found safe a thousand miles away in New York. The soccer coach has been arrested. And finally, in weather news, the cold is coming around midweek. Lo's are going to be in the 20s and 30s

when you drive to work in most places. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. I gave Amy a homework assignment, and she had a while to do it, but I said, hey, go watch the 30 for 30 on the wrestler, Rick Flair. Amy doesn't care about wrestling. But I always know things, Amy will find interesting.

And I don't think most of our audience cares about wrestling, but I thought this was so good. And so you watch 30 for 30 in ESPN about Rick Flair, the wrestler, woo! That, you're good. You're bad. Woo! I'm still bad. You sound like an alarm. What did you think of the show?

I know it's really good. Even if you're not into wrestling, 30 for 30, they just do a really good job of making it, or these people, they just really do have interesting lives. And regardless of whether or not you're into the sport, I'm just shocked. I never really knew about him. Growing up, I knew all about Hulk Hogan.

So why didn't I know about Rick Flair? Because in his mind, he's the greatest wrestler of all time. In many people's minds. I'm sure, yeah. But why? Different organizations. The WWF was bigger and for kids and for people that weren't hardcore wrestling fans.

Like you. Okay. So I didn't. He was different. But even Hulk Hogan, that was like Rick Flirts are a good at Pursler of all time. Yeah, I know. I saw. I thought it was really, really good. Sort of sad watching him reflect on some of the things. And, you know, the fact that he's alive is crazy. Like, he lived quite the life.

And, oh, I don't want to give anything. I mean, you just need to watch it. But you would recommend it. I definitely would recommend it. It's a 30 for 30. And it's about Rick Flare. Anybody else seen it? Yeah, you guys will love it.

All of you guys will love it. I promise. You will, yeah. She promises, guys. I promise. Okay, then. How many stars do you give it? Out of 37 stars.

How many? 35? 35? That's a lot of stars. But at 37, though, got it. There it is. Everybody on show. Let's go.

All right. Time for your positivity. A little tell me something good. You ready? You're ready. Bring on the positivity, Amy. So there's a woman named Monica in Houston whose home was spared by Hurricane Harvey.

and she has a little guilt associated with that. She's like, God, why is my house fine? But then all these other families don't have a home right now. And she decided to channel that into something positive and helping out families, some that even have children with special needs. And they're like, man, we don't have our house. How Santa Claus is going to find us? Well, she's got people volunteering with her,

and they are showing up in delivering presents to those families. That's good. Lunchbox. Leanne from Wisconsin has two kids that are in the military, and she would send them care packages. And they were like, man, not everybody gets care. packages. So Liam was like, I'm going to switch that up. She started collecting donations in over 10 years. She sent 10,000 packages. Wow, that's a lot. You know those doorbell cameras and they'll see people like delivering packages? They also see people steal packages. Yes. So the guy was like,

oh, I got a notification. My package is there. Ghost, there's no package. Check the doorbell camera. Some dude with like a hood on. Stole his package. So he takes any post it on Facebook. And they really can't tell who the guy is, but the guy sees it. Okay. He takes it. He takes package back with a note when the guy's not there and I was like I'm sorry it was a scumbag thing of me to do once I saw myself do it I was so embarrassed interesting twist I didn't know you where you were going with that yeah the stolen package was returned with a note and changed his mind the guy changed his mind because he saw himself and he's like oh oh oh I can't act like that's why you should always be on Facebook yeah oh people do about

a thousand bucks in debt during the holidays debt. Wow. Not just things they can afford, what they can afford plus debt. And Dave Ramsey would say, if you can't afford it, don't put on a credit card. Right. But Dave Ramsey's got a lot of money now. It's easy for Dave to say stuff like that.

But he has a lot of money because he's smart with his money. He's trying to teach everybody else how to be smart with their money. By the way, we have to draw names, which we'll do now. We're doing our Christmas. It's a 90th. And next week we'll have our give-a-old. gift giving competition. So all these names are in a hat, and you can draw a name, and this is the person that you'll be buying for.

Okay? This stresses me out. The theme is Christmas. It's if to buy someone a gift that has to do with the 90s. It can be whatever you want it to be. But it can be what, okay. So, Amy, go ahead, draw your name. Okay.

This is who you'll be buying for. Come on, get Bobby. What? What? Why? She's the hardest to buy for. You got Bobby? No, Morgan number two.

Okay, Morgan number two, our web girl. all, you y'all got it. Yeah, why was the got it? They confuse us all. Got a person. They're all like, hope you get Bobby. He goes, got it. It's Morgan number two.

All right. I don't know why I did that. Ray, I'm drawing a name. It's a 90s theme. Come on. Come on. Get Bobby. Bobby.

Yeah. Good luck with that. Why is that? Ray doesn't care. It's the hardest person to shop for. Ray's so hard to shop for. No, but the theme is fun. It's 90s.

It's not like, it doesn't matter. Still, Bobby's going to want the best. thing from the 90s. I do want something awesome. I do want something awesome. Yeah. I know you, dude.

Yeah, here, let me see who I get. I want one in number one. Let me see who I'm buying for. Get Eddie. I'm buying for Mike D. Hey, Mike D. I'm buying for you in the gift giving.

Look at. Man. How about that? You're lucky by 80. Yeah, I'd never get that lucky. Eddie's going to get a nice gifts. No, I got it by you last year. We were going to get a 1990 car.

Come on a lunch box. Yes, I want to get a nice gift. in 1990 Corvette. Hillary, phone screener. Oh, good one. Come on, Morgan, number one. We're drawing names here. It's a 90s Christmas here on the show.

Oh, no, last year was so bad. It was so dramatic last year. You were mean on purpose. She got her a big rooster. She was rude. You got our rooster. You said you got her bad gift on purpose. Yes, and she broke it.

Right, right. Right. Who else is? I'm going to draw for people who don't have one. Mike D, you'll be buying for lunchbox. Dang it. Why he said that? I mean, whatever.

Why? Why? Why's he so creative? Like, you could get something really cool. Why do you not like Mike D? No, no, it's good. I mean, just. What disappoint you about it? It's because he doesn't...

I know. I know why. Because he didn't make a lot of money? Exactly. Budget-wise, he's not going to be able to hit me hard. There you go. I'm not going to be able to hit it hard. Nailed it.

That's all. All right. Morgan number one, our producer in the classroom. You have it yourself. Hold on. That's right. That's not going to work. You have Eddie.

Oh, sorry, Eddie. All right, Morgan. I think of something really nice. Who has it? Morgan number two. Okay. There are two names. Morgan number two, you have

Amy. Yeah, and I got you. That's fun. And Hillary, you have Morgan number one. Our new phone screener. Okay, everybody has their names. All right. Go shopping.

90s. Who feels like they got a good person buying for them? I do. Ray, who's buying for Ray? Lunchboxes. That's right. Who feels like they got a raw deal?

Me too. Wait. Who did you get Bobby? He's buying it for me. No, Ray, we good. His girlfriend will take care of it. Ray doesn't care. Yeah, he'll just get whatever's on the way.

Ray don't go find a box and hamburger helper that's been in his pantry for this. Exactly. Yo, sway. Got you this. It's from the 90s. Bobby Bone Show. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Florida.

A man had his iPhone stolen, reported it to police, so police were like, hmm, how can we get this thief? They hit FaceTime, and the thief answers the FaceTime. Uh-oh. Not good. And so they snapped his photo and they posted it on the Facebook page and said, do you know this guy? He stole an iPhone and he was turned in.

That's funny. You know they were scrambling to make that screenshot too. Yeah, that's funny. On Lunchbox, that's your Bonehead story of the day. Come on, Bobby Pong show. Someone tweeted me and said, hey, what your favorite song of all time? And my favorite song of all time is Bill Wethers ain't no sunshine. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.

It took me no time. That's just my favorite song of all time. Right? It's not a warm when she's away. I wasn't even alive when this song came out. But man, this is such a good song. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone. And she's always gone too long.

Anytime she goes away. Do you love that song? I like it, yeah. You just like it. I mean, it's awesome, but. But you don't love it. You don't have to love it. And then I did honorable mention.

It was like, that's my favorite. And these are like also my favorites. Like, stop this train from John May. Start this train. It's about how life's moving too fast. Garth Brooks, if tomorrow never comes. He'll be in tomorrow, by the way. If tomorrow will come and he'll be here.

Hopefully. I'll see what you did there. I just listed five. These are my favorite songs. Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain. Man, just reminds him my grandma playing this. This isn't even a super, super old Willie song. It's an 80s Willie song.

But still, it's blue eyes crying and rain. I love this song. When we kissed goodbye and part, I knew we'd never meet again. Gosh, I love William. I love William also. Me too. I think in my mind, because I know, Amy, you think George Strait is the best.

I mean, I go Garth, and then I go Willie over George Strait. Wow. I do. Willie's the man. Yeah. No, I mean, I agree. I love me some Willie. Man, I know, and that's controversial.

I know they'll be picketers for that. So, also I picked... Everybody heard from R.M. My favorite songs of all time. He's walking across the cars in the video on top of the hoods, the pops. And then from Nirvana unplugged, something in the way. So those are my favorite songs of all time,

and I started looking at the common thread there. Every single one of them is super sad. Yeah, super sad. I don't have a single up. That doesn't, yeah. But that's you, dude. Speak your mind. That doesn't surprise me.

That's what I was going to say, but then I was like, but I mean, it doesn't. It doesn't surprise me. Like you, you like that. But it's, I think it's good because it allows you to feel. Do you feel? You feel. What do you feel?

I'm going to tell you, here's the thing. When I hear this song, I think of my girl, it makes me, like, emotional, like, happy, sad at the same time. Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain. It's just. That just gives me chills. I do feel on that song. John Mayer, Stop This Train, is like the first song ever spoke to me in my real life.

Because he's like, you know, his lyrics, even though he's a few years older than me. But do you listen to it? I know you hear it, but do you... Oh, absolutely, I listen to this song. I know you listen to it, but do you take what it's saying. He does. Yes, I do. Yeah, he does.

Sometimes you don't stop the train to enjoy it. But I know, but I didn't say it's perfect. Oh, I know you're not. I know. Oh, I know you're not. Amy, I started to say like 10 things and stopped during this segment. Because it's like the same problem. Like, none of us are perfect.

I'm just saying. But yes, I do. I hear it. Sometimes I want you to stop more, though. Like, you should. I know. But imagine if I never heard that song. You like stop and you're like, go, okay, go.

Dang, I'm just trying to play my favorite music. I'm getting hated. Anyway, those are my favorite songs. Yeah, yeah. It's love. Like, if tomorrow never comes, like, listen to that one because sometimes you don't want to allow yourself to let others know what's happening or how you feel. Amy. But to what, tomorrow never comes?

I want you to not care about you deeply. Thank you. You're welcome. Now I know that in case tomorrow never comes. In case aliens come or something, right? Or, I mean, insert any other thing that could happen. So Lunchbox mentors a kid. He doesn't like to talk about it because he's always like, I'm tough.

I don't do nice things. But he does. Like, he mentors a kid. How old is the kid? He is in second grade. Eight. Yeah. So you can tell him what happened.

So I was at mentoring the other day, and I don't know if they're just learning about this whole 911 thing or whatever, but we're walking by like the, I guess it's the information desk where a receptionist usually sits during the day, and there's a telephone back there. And he runs back there and dials 911. And he called and they answer and he's like, I just called to say, what up. And he hung up the phone. Oh, no. What'd you do, mentor? Yeah, what did you do? You probably told him to do it.

Exactly. They all lied. They both laughed and ran away. I'm just like, do it again, do it again. No, I'm just like, you did not really just call. You did not really just call. I'm like, oh, my goodness. And they call right back.

I'm like, no, everything's good. But then they had to set a cop up there. Boy, yeah, you answered. Everything's good. It's okay. An adult man answered. Nope. I know an eight-year-old just called, but that's all right.

I know I'm an adult man unknown with an eight-year-old. All good here. I promise I'm not dangerous. I'm a good. guy. Trust me. That's no teeth, Keith. All good.

I had the best mentor, too. He taught me everything enough. Good thing you answer that phone lunch. We'll be at the park. I mean, what is I supposed to do? I mean, oh, man. So, oh, my stomach hurts a laughter tour. So he calls 911.

They call back. You answered. They say, is there a problem? I said, no. And I tried to explain the situation. I'm the mentor. situation you okay. I said, well, look, I mentored this after-school program and I'm the mentor. That's my mentee. And I guess they're learning about 911 and he just saw the phone and he called and they're like, and I'm like, everything's good. And they're like, okay. And they send a cop up there anyway, just to make sure. So when the cop arrives. Oh, I didn't handle it after that. That's when the head of the program has to deal with it. I don't have to deal with that. I was like, did you mentor your kid and you went afterward about that and what happened? Well, I was just like, you can't do that.

Like, you're going to get in trouble. He's like, no, no, they tell you to call 911. And I was like, and so now he's suspended for a couple days. Oh, no. From what? From the after school program. Because you can't do that. You guys suspended?

Absolutely. Can you go rogue mentoring? No, no, I can't go rogue because they pick up with the school bus and everything. Wait, wait. Anyway brought up a great point that was totally laughed over because we're all laughing. Lunchbox was mentoring a kid. They got suspended on his wife. Yes.

Yeah. Yeah. So, guys, you should have gotten suspended. You can't bite me. Dude, you're suspended. I am not the one that picked on the phone and called 911. You have to start putting that probably in your application to mentor. Like, you're a permanent record.

Your mentee got suspended from mentor. So tell us about your past experience. Oh. Well. Well, got a kid kicked out of mentee class. That kid's like later in life like wherever. So what are in for? Well.

It all started. He's like, well, it all started back when I was in second grade. And I had this mentor named Lunchbox. Dang, dude. Dang, dude. Do you tell your kid about the gang you were in, little white criminals? No, I haven't told him anything about that. I'm trying to teach him, like, respect and how to respect others.

Keep your hands to yourself. Keep your hands to yourself. All right. Treat others how you want to be treated, things like that. You try to teach him that. That's interesting. You got to do, like in the second semester, we'll do smart goals where they come over the goal that's, you know, specific, measurable, attainable, and traceable. What's your goal?

Oh, you forgot the R. What's R? You didn't do R. Reachable? Yeah. No, reachable. Did you say it? Yeah, I think I said reachable.

Okay. Attain, no, because that's attainable. I don't remember. Do you remember the world? No, it's something like that. If you forget, just call 911 one. They get all the answers. That's funny, man.

We'll give me the update coming up in about 45 minutes about where Amy is today as far as her getting our kids. But, you know, this congresswoman calls Amy to congratulate her, which I guess is something whenever you adopt internationally. They call you and go, hey, congratulations. And so. Well, her office has been instrumental in helping me get to where we are. And she calls. So I've been working with this one girl that works in her office named Emily. We talk like every day for two months.

She's awesome. We're like, yo, hey, what up. So I see the number calling on my phone, and I think it's Emily. And I'm like, yo, because, I mean, it's like exciting time. And then she says, Amy, this is Congresswoman Holder. And I was like, oh, hello. How do you do? She goes into a British accent as well.

Oh, blah, hello. Good evening. Congresswoman. You, you, yo. Oh, what? We were getting pits that does audio for the show. in a backroom. And so that's his last name, Pits.

And so Amy emails Pitz and goes, Yo, go, let me get this clip. Yo, yo, yo. Except she sends us to Bob Pittman, who's our CEO who lives in New York. Yes. It's like the big, the biggest guy in all. And it's like, yo, yo, yo.

I'm sure I ended it with like, thanks, homie, peace out, or something. I have no idea. But our CEO replied. So funny. I mean, the fact, he gets so many emails. The fact that he even took the time to reply, but he was like, Dear Stamey,

I think you meant this email for someone else. Carry on. I was like, oh my gosh. My favorite part of the whole thing is that Amy talks to people. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. This is a body bones show. Bobby bones. All right, so there's a story.

You see the athletic director and say the kids live? Yeah, in the basketball game, I believe it was South Carolina State. He was on the bench and he collapsed, stopped breathing, and the AD resuscitated. brought him back to life. Like the athletic director went down

in the middle of the game and gave him CPR wait for paramedics. His name is Tyler Long. And so I saw it on ESPN and I looked it up. And now the kid is recovering. The person's recovering.

Wow. I mean, that athletic director just got some job security, huh? Yeah. Like, you get a new contract. How about that? Never going to get a time

where I would give you a question I don't think you're going to get. And you probably won't. But if you're going to get it time, If you do, there is a prize. The average American has at least three of these they use regularly. The average American has at least three of these they use regularly. I don't think you're going to get it.

You know what I'm thinking of giving away as prizes? They sent us a bunch of shirts where Eddie and I opened for Toby Keith once, like a year ago, right? A couple years ago. Yeah, a long time ago. Yeah. The raging idiots open for Toby Keith. It was right instead of D.C. and so it was a huge show like 20,000 people

and they had a bunch of shirts left over from that one show and so they sent them all back to us. So we may give those away as prizes. We'll sign on it. It's cool because the T-shirt has like, the rate of the day it's on tour with Toby Qat and it only has one day. Limited edition.

I love it. It's sort of retro too. For sure, retro. Drawing it back a couple years. You want to take it, Amy? You want to try to spoil it? Man. The average American has at least three of these

they use regularly. Go ahead. Sunglasses. Sunglasses. No, that is not it. We will come back. All right, never going to get it. The average American has at least three of these they use regularly.

Lunchbox. Toilets. You got one at work, two at the house. That's funny. Good logic. Eddie? I got it. It's a toothbrush.

Three toothbrushes. Where are you going, homie? I'll travel in here and there. Oh, on jackets? I don't know. Donna, hello? Hello? What you think it is?

I think phones. What? Phone. What are you getting a burner terrorist or what? You get your cell phone, your word phone, your home phone. Oh. I thought she's like using it and throwing it away, throwing the SIM card out. They'll never track me now.

No, that's not it. The answer is. Skillets. You say. Yeah, like cooking. No. Allison in Ohio. Hi, Allison.

What do you think it is? I think it's a coffee mug. No, it's a good guess. But no, it's not. It's a good guess. Oh, wow, yeah. Oh, that's legit. The average American has three email addresses.

Yeah, work, personal, shopping. You have a shopping email address that you send all your stuff? I mean, no, that's a thing. Yeah, well, you have to, because a lot of times if you shop online, you have to type in your address, and I don't want it coming to my regular email, so yeah. Amy started laughing, like, ha, this is a funny thing I'm going to throw out there. And then I was like, really, like, okay, yeah, okay. There's truth in my joke.

It is, actually. I just didn't want it to seem like I shop it. excessively that I had to create an email address. In case somebody's listening. You joke about what you're serious about. But even if it's like Target, Bedbath and Beyond, something like that, you can get coupons and stuff if you sign up so all your coupons get sent to your chopping email. So you're saving money at the same time.

All right, whatever it takes. I was reading a story about Beyonce, and Beyonce changes her email every week, her main email. Yes. What? Did you know that? How crazy is that? Yeah, Ed Sheehan was talking about how they wrote a song together, perfect or whatever. And that it was said...

They have a song together. I don't know if she wrote it. it, but yeah. Well, whatever. They worked on a song together, and he said it was so difficult communicating with her because every single week she would have a new email. He'd be like, email the old one and be like, oops, never mind. What's the new one? What I want to do? Okay, so Beyonce changes her email every week. Finish the line. I always change blank. What do you change in the most? If she changes her email all the time, which is uncharacteristic of someone, because that's pain in the butt. You always change what more than a normal person would. Amy,

what are you changing? Oh, I just don't know the person again. I just say you change underwear. Okay. It's a good answer. But I mean, everybody changes our underwear every day. Yeah. Except maybe lunchbox. Lunchbox does it? Maybe he doesn't.

Why is that the first thing that came to my head? I don't know. Well, just because it fills the blank. Like, if it was prices right, they're probably number one. Yes. He can change most underwear. That's number one answer. I would say I change my bed sheets every day.

See, that's excessive. That's ridiculous. My dog sleeps in my bed. And that's why, and I keep them on rotator, I have three sets that constantly rotate. And now that I've found this laundry service that we'll do a whole bag of stuff, it's amazing, they just pick it up.

I'm sending more stuff out today. And it's gonna, it's, so it made its way back to you? Oh, last week, came back to me, like within 24 hours. Pretty amazing. It's amazing. It's not like the cleaners. They come by your house and they took a whole bag. It costs like 38 bucks.

And all this stuff came back, clean and folded. You changed what? Amy, do you have any answer? I just said mine. Your underwear. Okay, lunchbox. Man, I don't change a lot of things in my life, but the one thing I do change a lot is socks. I wear about three pairs of socks a day.

Really? Yeah. Why? Oh, it's feet sweat. Yeah, my feet sweat, and I don't like my shoes to stink. So, like, if I take my socks off when I get home from work and I'm going somewhere later, new pair of socks. That's weird because everything stinks on you. Yeah, I know.

But it's just one thing I don't like is my feet to sweat and they do sweat. So I change socks three times a day. What's the one thing you don't change? Oh, my underwear. No, not you. I meant generally. But go ahead. You can take it.

I was just going to go ahead. Oh, my bed sheets. Yeah. I mean, once a month, two months. My towel, I've used the same towel for the last two and a half weeks. That's disgusting. No, no. And then you wonder why we're so shocked about your shoes.

Yeah. Like, people are like, you're being rude to lunchbox about his shoes. No, no, no. What we're doing is taking the whole puzzle and assuming this piece fits as well. Yeah. Like, every time you use it, you just smell it. But doesn't smell bad? You just use it again.

So the same towel. Same towel. for the last two and a half weeks. Easily. And your wife's okay with that? She doesn't use the same towel. She has her own towel. But I mean, she has to be next to you.

Yeah, that's right. Or if one day she accidentally grabbed his towel. No, we have different hooks. Like mine's behind the bedroom, the bathroom door. Hers is on the, like, the towel rack. Amy, what's the one thing you don't change? That I'm going to be early. Oh, you're just going to stay being late your whole life?

No, on time. On time. No, you're not on time person. I am. You know, you're not. No, I'm just. You can't decide what you are. by just saying it.

I'm not going to change to be early, early. Okay. I haven't changed my headphones in 20 years. That's true. Ew. I'm looking at them right now. This is the very first headphones ever had in my life, like to work radio. And I've just surgically repaired them since forever.

Then we've constantly just fixed them. And then also my cell phone number. I haven't changed it. Oh, wow. That's true. I mean, I've had the same number since I've been 21. That's crazy. It's like pseudo-Bioncé.

Yeah. Yeah, you're like the opposite. The opposite of Beyonce. So what we did learn is Amy always changes her underwear. Thank goodness. And Amy refuses to be on time. No, I'll be on time. She's never going to change.

There you go. The Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. To be fair and balanced, not fake news. It was the athletic trainer at South Carolina State, not the athletic director, who saved the kid's life with CPR. And so shout out to the athletic trainer. Just trying not to be fake news.

Thank you for clarifying. I don't have to suspend myself for reporting, not the fact. Do you check your phone throughout the night? No, I put my phone on Do Not Disturb now, a day. It's wrong with you. How can do that? It's so much better for me because then I'm not disrupted if someone sends a text message. You know?

And then my phone's like, but what if you get needed that disturbing? Well, that's to be a problem. I thought about that, especially if, like, early morning work stuff comes up and maybe you all need us here. No, I don't sleep in. My alarm still goes off. But what if, like, we need to be at work early for some reason? and I'll miss that for sure.

Yeah. Yeah. But your whole, yeah. Gotcha. Research has found that after going to sleep, people wake up at least twice between midnight and 5 a.m. to check their phone. Just randomly or their phone wakes them up? No, they wake up.

Wow, that's, no. Not me. Nope. Researchers have found that I do it about 20 times. And you know who researched that? Me. My dog stepped in my face last night when I was sleeping. Woke me up.

Ouch. Yeah, if you look at my Insta story, at like 1130, I'd go the bathroom. It's just dramatic. So I take him in the bathroom, then he stepped on my face. I felt like he stepped on my lip. And that's hard to go back to sleep, too, after your dog steps on your face. At least he let you know. What, they had to go to the bathroom?

Yeah. Yeah, some days, because the bathroom's kind of tile. I just kind of wish he'd go and then get back into bed and I'd find it the next day. You know what I mean? The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Congratulations to Jason Aldine and his wife, Brittany. Their son, Memphis, was born on Friday, 9 pounds.

five ounces. Jason said he's super blessed to see his little man come into the world in a year that has been a roller coaster ride. This is what it's all about. Big old baby, though, huh? Yeah, nine pounds, five ounces. Yeah, pretty big baby, huh? Yeah. I mean, anything over nine you don't see anymore. Yeah. I wasn't. Were you guys, anybody in here, big baby? No. I don't know what I was. Junior Jr. was like eight, like eight one or something and he was considered big. Yeah. Well, he's a big old boy. Amy, what else? Kelsey Valerini officially got married to Morgan Evans. They exchanged vows on Saturday in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. And it looks like they may be honeymooning there as well. I saw a picture she posted of them on the beach. But if you want to check out pictures, you can go to Bobbybones.com. I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny. Boy, that guy hit the jackpot, huh?

Morgan? I mean, let's just call it like we see it. Hey, for sure. He did the right thing by putting a ring on it. Real quick. Yeah. Like, yeah, real quick. Well, they dated for nine months.

Okay, cool. I'm just saying, lock it up, lock it up. Yeah, yeah. There you go. Yeah, do you know who else's got a good deal going? Is that Wells Adams? Oh, dude. Who's that girl?

She's from home improvement. No. No. Modern improvement. Whatever. It's another show that I used to watch. She probably wasn't even around. Whatever.

I knew it's a show I used to watch. All those kids of Modern family are like adults. No, that show is weird. But I like Wells. And so the thing I feel bad for about Wells, and I shouldn't feel bad for him. He's just known as the guy from The Bachelorette. He's good on the radio. But they're like former Bachelorette contestant Wells Adams.

But he's dating Sarah Hyland from a modern family. Like, that's a good get from someone who did The Bachelorette. But it just stinks because then you're always the person in The Bachelorette. That's why I didn't do The Bachelorette. One, I'm not as good looking as he is. And I knew I wouldn't have made it very far. But they offered me a spot. And I was like, eh.

I want to be cut first. It reminds me of not getting picked. Well, if you're cut first and you won't be remembered as the person from the Bachelor. Except by all you guys. Exactly. And you'd be known as the guy that got cut first. Well, we'd be like, remember that time?

I'd be like, no, no, so I'm talking about it. But so he's got a good thing going. Like, she's a multimillionaire. Like, how did he do that? He's a good-looking guy. But he partly, like, usually the bachelor, bachelor people, they keep it in-house and they date each other. He went outside the realm and got a real celebrity.

So I know Wells a bit, and he's just been in California, like, he's a nice guy, good-looking guy. When you meet people, when you go out and hang out with people. Yeah, he's like a model. No, he's too like normal and baby face to be a model. Okay, pull the girls in the room. Is he like a model? No, I know models. He's not built like model.

He's a model. No, he's like a hipster beanie model. That he is. He is a hipster, for sure. Yes. But he's not a model. The other guy who kind of has, because Wells has talent, he's good on the radio. They never go radio person, Wells Adam.

They always go former Bachelorette star. The other guy who's pretty good is that Jordan Rogers. I watch him on the SEC network and he'll do football. And at first I was like, then I met him a few times. Like, okay, he's not such a terrible dude. Oh. Because I automatically resent these guys. Because I'm like, they're so good looking.

Everything's been handed to them. But he's pretty good on TV too. So there have been a few of those guys. But yeah. But how long does that last? Fearwell's Adams. And you're making like... Oh, he's got two.

You're making like $55,000 a year. And she's making like... A million an episode. She's making a million an episode. Like, how long can that really last? Did they have that talk, though? Not yet. But it's like, do the Morgan Evans and put a ring on it now.

Lock it down! Yes. Like padlock, boom! Throw away the key. Sign sealed delivered. Yes. What's the age difference between them? Only a couple years?

Oh, that's like 26. Yeah, but he's like 35. Oh, is he? Oh, that's more than a couple years. Well, yes. You see her as like a child still. Wells is like my age or a year younger. I didn't know that.

Like I know she's not, but sometimes when they play younger on TV, it gets really blurry. It does. And then like Morgan Evans, the dude who's mostly married to Kelsey's older, too. He's like a couple years younger than I am. I think. Oh, so he's in his 30s at least. He's that much older than Kelsey? He's 32, yeah.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Well, he looks younger. Well, she's also. College Kelsey 16? No, she's like 22. She just turned 17. Yeah, Wells is 33 and she's 26.

Oh, that's not crazy. Yeah. But she does play like a 17-year-old on TV. How old? Yeah. In the rerun. That's a little weird. Listen, I love her on home improvement.

I love her. She's so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Going over to Amy for the corny. The morning corny. How much does it cost to buy Santa's reindeer? How much does it cost to buy Santa's reindeer? Nothing.

They're on the house. That was the morning corny. That might be the funniest one you've ever told. That might be the funniest one you're going out. Oh my gosh. Give it up right. Yeah. Yeah, man.

Like, I got a good, healthy laugh out of that. From the gut. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Tomorrow, right at this time, like, look where you are. Take your surroundings in. Because tomorrow at this time, Garth will be in studio. Garth Brooks tomorrow.

Yeah. The Bobby phone show. So holiday bonuses aren't really a thing anymore. TV makes us think they are. Like movies? But they're not. They're like no business is really give away bonuses. Like that's the thing from like the 60s.

But we keep seeing it and they keep. And we've never had one. No. We work for a big company. No bonuses. Has anyone ever worked for a company where holiday bonus time came around? They gave you like this big scoop of money. No, my last company I worked for gave me like $150 bucks.

That's what they say. It's like $100 or a gift card. Or lunch or something. There's not like thousands of dollars. Like in that movie with Chevy Chase, like the... That's not real. When I went some sales before I came to work for the show, we got a Christmas bonus. I don't remember how much it was, but...

Was it like a sales bonus or a Christmas bonus? It was a Christmas bonus. I remember looking forward to it. In the study, they said 93% of people said no holiday bonus. Oh. A professor at the University of Georgia was letting students choose their own grade. What? He's like he just hoped to keep some calm and happy.

Is that what we're stooping down to? Yeah, I don't understand. Keeping kids calm and happy. Best class ever. I'd give myself an A. Everyone will. Like even if you didn't deserve one, you would give yourself one. Well, yeah.

Dr. Richard Watson, who teaches two business classes, he's put together a policy called stress reduction policy, that allows kids to choose their own grades in hopes of soothing those who feel stressed out by the grade they actually earned. What is happening here? I don't understand. If a student is like his or her grade, all they have to send an email, and Dr. Watson will change the grade.

No questions asked. What? There needs to be something to this. Dr. Watt? Well, he also has policies, too. One, all tests are open book and open note. And when students are giving presentations in front of the class, he only allows positive feedback.

Is there some like reverse psychology happening here? Someone needs to slap this dude. Or he's like... That's not real life. Genius. No, that's not real life. You don't walk into a real life. work and they're like you know what you did a bad job you get a raise hey pick your salary

buddy that's not real life oh and isn't that why you further your education yeah i don't know i still give me a i'm not going to like that boy mr bobby bone what's the deal with your kids um they're going to get their medical appointments done today which is just a step in the process of them coming to america like you have to go do this part for your visa do you feel like next they could be here. Oh my gosh. Then look at a calendar. It's, is it next?

Yeah. Yeah. It's so weird. I don't, yes. Yes. And I just emailed the embassy and was like, yo, can I get like a timeline situation update? So I'm waiting to hear her back. They've received my email.

Every time you email, then they reply back. We have received your email. We'll go back to you shortly. So I think they've replied and then it's generic. So. Yeah. I mean, it's been five years. And they could all come to a head next week.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, yeah. Like my husband and I, we've been trying to be parents for so many years. It's crazy. And then, yeah, now we might have two kids in our home that we have to care for and feed and stuff like that. It's like, it's like, it's real. I know. Yeah. It's like before someone is about to give birth and they're like, oh my gosh, freaking out. Like we're about to have a baby in our house. So very similar. Except two, and they're not babies. They're older. Even better, they're potty trained. And they can walk and take care of themselves pretty much, sort of. Is it better? It's different because... I don't know if it's better.

It's different. There's no better or worse, but just for us, it's different. It's a whole... Yeah, it's so much. It consumes me when I'm walking through my house. Like, I see things. I'm like, oh, my goodness. Or I'm making dinner.

And I'm like, okay, to make dinner for them. Like, figuring out exactly what they like and make sure that they want to eat. eat it and we're going to sit around the table and they're going to have to sit still and they can't just like throw food over their shoulder. That's cute. You think that. You think that this is going to happen like that. Sit still. Yeah. No, no. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I'm seemed like doable. But now that we're in this week and we're saying next week,

that seems crazy town. Yeah. Okay. But possible. Why are you doubting? Amy, I've been delayed for five years over and over and over again, so it's not strange, you know?

I hope it's next week. I don't know how I feel about this. I laugh, but there's this girl. She calls a student. She doesn't have any money, right? And she didn't have any Twitter followers. But she gets on and she goes, okay, she's 19.

She says, hey, for St. Jude, if you retweet this 50 cents and for every time you like it 25 cents well it went viral and now she owes $200,000 Oh no That's awesome

So she had less than 2,000 followers And she thought maybe be a couple hundred bucks But somebody saw it, somebody kept getting retweeted And so now she doesn't really owe it owe it like they're not going to call her But because of this she owes more than $200,000 $200,000.

Well maybe it's a cool opportunity for some sort of thing to get set up to where people donate to it and then they actually get the $200,000 that'd be amazing. That would be amazing. You know what tweet I tweeted that just kept getting retweeted

and I didn't expect it was that someone had this thing that was like name a badder person than Taylor Swift. Oh yeah, your response was good. I just wrote it. The actual word is basically it was like name a batter woman

than Taylor Swift. And because she was like, I was like, well my grandma. I was like because she adopted me. She raised four grandkids by herself with a social security check. She made sure we got to school and church. She read it online for hours for government cheese and rice so we could eat. I nominate my grandma.

That thing kept getting retweeted. Got her. No, there's no got her. It's funny because like Taylor Swift now is like, well, yeah. I mean, your grandma's way better than Taylor Swift. No, she's not. Well, Taylor didn't make that. Yeah, yeah.

But dang, man, your grandma, like, that's a... Oh, my grandma was... That's a bad A woman right there. Yeah, she was awesome, man. I have her name tattooed her arm and my grandma. And my grandma. So I have Taylor and my grandma. Yeah, okay.

You know what's weird is the Catherine McPhee. Remember her from American Idol? Yes, of course. And then she's on a show called Scorpion now. She's 33 and she's dating a 68 year old. She's always been an older. She must have a daddy thing, huh? I don't know.

What? Yeah. David Foster. Yeah, I believe he's a record producer. And he's 68 and she's 33. What is? Yeah. Look at that.

Wow. Oh, man. That's the Morgan Evans in it, right? No Put a ring on it right there, baby Yeah, he's an old man Oh, I know, that what? That's like a grandpa

That's a guy, that's Gigi Hadith's dad You know, he was on Real Housewives Of Orange County Because he was married to her mom No idea. Wait, what? They're speaking of a different language right now Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

We don't know what you're saying Oh, okay, y'all know who she is, Gigi I know who I've heard her name Catherine McPhee is That's crazy though, look at that dude Wow Oh my gosh, on Real Housewives

He used to have They would have these parties at their house and he plays piano and, like, everyone would gather around. And basically, you would be invited over for dinner and you just have to sit there and watch and play piano. It was sort of awkward. Well, he's a record producer. I mean, it was cool, but at the same time, he's like, okay, thank you for coming, everybody. Now watch me play. And clap for me.

I mean, he's almost 70 years old. Oh, my gosh. But imagine you get married. In 10 years, he's 80. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did not know that that's who that was. That's crazy. His name's David Foster.

Shout out David Foster. Yeah. Yeah, there it is. Bobby Bones. I finished Stranger Things over the weekend. How was that? Pretty good. Yeah.

I give it a solid B minus. I think it just, the hype machine got me. It ate me up. Because I thought season one was new and different. And so once it got to season two and everybody's like, oh, it's fantastic. Yeah, it's pretty good. They just renewed for season three. So I saw that come out of the news.

Anybody else finish you yet? No, I'm not done yet. Nope, not done What's wrong with you guys I think I'm on episode one Five minutes in So is a solid B minus That what you said?

Yeah, is that enough for you to go to three? Yeah, if nothing else was on I was terrible I was rewarding myself This weekend Because I wrote a lot this weekend This new book And so when I finish a lot

I watch episode of something So I finish watching Stranger Things That and I watched a movie Called the Big Sick Oh yeah, yeah, yeah Was it good? It's pretty good. good.

Yeah. I think the hype machine got me too. Like my friends were like... I fell asleep. I asked Mike Dee. I know. I asked Mike Deh. I know.

I asked Mike Deh's like, well, I like it because it's a stand-up comic in it. And so I understood a lot of that. And Mike D was like, yeah, you like it. And I was like, nah, it's okay. It's a little indie. Okay. But it's okay.

I know. One of my friends said it was like the best movie she's seen all year. Really? And I fell asleep. So I rewarded myself while watching that. And then I watched one other thing. What? Was too funny to fail.

It's a documentary on the Dana Carvey TV show from the 90s. And that, it was really good because there was no hype monster. And so, but I enjoyed it. But I watched Hulu. I had to borrow someone's code to get in. And then I watched Netflix. And then I watched Amazon, which I have a prime account. You can watch all that stuff for free.

Who knew? It's awesome. Amazon is the best. Yeah, it's pretty amazing. While it's playing, you can just take your arrow and put it on the screen. It tells you everybody who's in the scene. It tells you what music's playing. It's amazing.

Oh, I didn't know that. Far better than Netflix. It just doesn't have the shows yet the Netflix has. And then you can order whatever you want from the show. No, I don't know that's true. But that should be a thing. Oh, if you could click on like a shirt. Oh, no.

Chris Pratt had to put a message out saying, hey, I'm not dirty direct messaging you. Like some fake Chris Pratt is, but it's not me. Because whoever it was was having people send back dirty pictures. Oh, on the DM? Yeah, on a DM. And this happens all the time with country artists, with artists in general fake accounts.

Even with me. And you know they're scraping the bottom if they're creating a fake Bobby Bones account. So unless there's a blue check mark, just don't believe it if it's somebody who has any sort of fame at all. Like, look at the page. If there's not a blue check mark, don't.

Now, if I send you a something and I'm like, send me a dirty... Then send it to me. Because I have a blue check mark. You know what I mean? You know what's funny on Instagram? I was just flipping around. It's funny to see some of these, like, models

who will post a picture in there They're all ripped up and looking great, and they're like, you know what, you just be proud of your body. However you like to look, even if you have imperfections, that's okay. Yeah. And it's like them and their underwear and they're completely, there are no imperfections. Easy for them to say. Stop it.

Come on. Imperfections. Yeah, there's this girl I follow. I mean, yeah, her body is amazing, but she eats right. She works hard. Who is that? I'm in a bell. She's married.

She's married. But she does. She did one of those the other day. She's like, and I get it. I'm sure she does. She looks in the mirror and she sees flaws, but it was this whole post. Like it was the perfect picture ever. And she's like, when I look in the mirror, I see flaws.

I'm like, yeah, right, what flaws? But I felt horrible for doing that because I was like, okay, I need to stop. Like, her post is actually really good and encouraging. But maybe post a picture that's not so perfect. I know, like on the toilet. Yeah. And nowhere more vulnerable than on the toilet. You know, I like the picture of Miley Cyrus Post last week where she had a baby belly.

Like a food baby? Yeah. Everybody thought she was, whatever you call it. Pregnant? Yeah. A food blood. That's so gross to me. They call a food baby.

That's when like you eat too much in your life. I know what it means, but you have to deliver it. That's gross. What? Before your body just metabolizes it. Okay. Whatever. That's not how a baby comes out.

You don't metabolize your baby. Okay. What did she do? I don't know what she did. Nothing. She just was like, look at my food baby. Yeah. And it was like. So she was owning it.

Absolutely, on Instagram, in the land of the greatest hits. I find that even my greatest hits aren't that great. Like yesterday I posted a picture of my day where most people would be like, like Marin, for example, was in Hawaii. I follow Marin. I was like, look at Marin. Driving in Hawaii. I live in the life.

Me, I posted a picture from my bed watching Golden Girls and my dog staring at me. That was. That sounds pretty amazing. It's the greatest hits, dude. I guess for me that is the greatest thing. It is what it is. You know, they don't have a fourth chair on the Golden Girls. you know there's that table only three chairs even though there are four women oh yeah one's always like

standing up like in the kitchen or doing no one's back can be to the screen oh good point yeah it's like on everybody loves raymond why the couch is and everyone's always at sight it's always the perspective from behind can't get it do they rotate who sits down and who stands up yeah yeah sometimes interesting i'm gonna watch that i don't look for that next time i'll watch it what i just told you don't have to yeah but i want to like see it for myself like oh look there are the three chairs i'll do that that next step. So Thursday and Friday

this week are St. Jude Radiothon. And so lots of artists top them by to play. Lots and lots. And more details as we get closer to up, but we are lining up all the big gun for Thursday and Friday this week. So we hope you'll be able to listen and help if you can

and be a partner in hope. So Thursday and Friday. Tomorrow, Sugar Land, and Garth Brooks. As of right now. That's as it right now. That's pretty cool. Yeah, it's a pretty big day tomorrow. As it right now, so that'd be cool. Garth Brooks in at 7 a.m. tomorrow.

Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bob. This NFL player is being sued by a dude because his NFL player got with his wife. This whole story is weird to me because there's a law called alienation of affection.

The guy's name's Fletcher Cox, a two-time Pro Bowl defensive tackle with the Philadelphia Eagles. He's being sued by a guy named Joshua Jeffords. So what happened is Joshua Jeffers married is married. Apparently they were happily married. Then the NFL player comes and starts texting her. And instead of getting mad at the wife, he starts suing the NFL guy. That's a dumb law, first of all.

It's real? Yes. And two, this ain't an NFL thing, dude. This is your wife. This is on her. This is not on this dude. Like he does, oh, man. Is he like, so it's not fair because I'm not in the NFL and that guy is?

Okay, then train. Then eat right. You know? Then run your 40. According to the suit, he said that he and his wife were happily married until September when he learned of salacious text messages over Snapchat and text messages as well between the football player and his wife. At least two of the text messages that he wanted to get her pregnant. Oh, my.

Boy, that goes right for it, huh? Over text? That's how people talk. But now let me tell you what he said. He said, we make some beautiful babies. That's not bad. Okay. Oh, is that the line?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's smooth. That's not bad. That is seduction. Yeah. Yeah, but that's on her. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not on the player.

Yeah, I forgot. Do you know how many people? Is that a line? Have y'all ever used that? No, not yet. Bobby's like texting people. Hey. Eddie.

No, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, I thought just people would like that. No, no, no, no. No, you need a girl. Oh, I do. Come on, man. Speaking of which, Amy and I, one of our friends, we went out to dinner on Friday night.

It's like a last-man thing. I was like, hey, Amy, let's go dinner. And Amy's like, I'm watching Homemark Channel. And I was like, let's just go. Like, how often are we ever in town together? So we go to dinner. We have another friend with us. And we see, first of all, I see Cassidy Pope, who I know.

And I was like, oh, my God. I tell Amy. No, he literally is like, y'all, is that Cassidy Pope? And then I'm looking and I'm like, oh, my goodness. So this is what happens. What do you mean? So, well, I go, that's Cassie. And so I was like, I was getting up to go.

And then he goes, whoa, that's Lindsay with her. Oh, because her back was to us. Gotcha. So I didn't even see Lindsay, my ex-girlfriend. Interesting. And she was sent with Cassidy. Out of all the restaurants and all the land of all the nights. And we don't ever go.

I mean. And everyone's in, like, none of these people are ever all in town at the same time. Like, think of it. Lindsay, Cassidy, me, our friend Bobby. Everyone, like, never a weekend that ever all of us are all in town at the same time, but we were at the same restaurant. So I was like, cool, I'm just going to go talk to them.

It's not awkward. Until Amy makes it awkward. I did not. First of all, Amy, standing in the way of all the waiter. So they keep having to go, excuse me. It's because where Lindsay was sitting at the bar and right by the kitchen and yeah.

That's why I went to sit down. I was like, we're in the way. Like, I'm going to go sit down and eat. And so everybody stood up and I was talking in the way of everyone. And I'm also freaking out because the waiter comes over and goes, you guys know you have to be gone in like 50 minutes. Like, we haven't ordered yet because it's all Amy.

Because the table. Because the reservation was going to flip. They just talk. Can talk. And so I'm like, come on. Let's go. Let's eat. I didn't come here to talk before and after we ate.

So, but then it wasn't awkward for me. And then they sit down. They're like, was that awkward? I'm like, no. You didn't invite them to your table? We didn't have room. Yeah, we didn't have room. Otherwise, that would have been awkward.

But no, no, not for Bobby. It was great. No problem. Like, if I run into, no matter what is going on in my life, if I ever run into an X of anybody, sometimes it might be a little bit weird or anything. Bobby's like, typical Friday.

Zero percent awkward. That's crazy. I'm not saying it had to be totally awkward, but you were just like, it's fine. And I was like, okay, well,

that's good. She was like, tell me more about your feelings. I was like, my feeling is. There's nothing awkward. And then he was like, let's just order our food. Oh,

I was so upset about the food. Like, they just would not settle down to order. I mean, it was Amy 101. Oh, Bobby's a real peach to go out to dinner. Listen, guys.

All right, both of you all. Let me tell you what happens after. We order our food. Okay, go ahead. Do you tell your side. Go. We were, first of all, Amy and her for their kids, they're like catching up, right? Yeah.

They're like, they like style together. They're like, talking about clothes. It's your friend, too. We talked about your clothes, which, by the way, Bobby wore a shirt inside out the entire night. And they were like, hey, your shirt's inside out. You got to go change it? I was like, I don't care. Yeah, you're like, I know what's inside out.

Wait, how did that happen? I don't know. That's unbelievable. I have no idea. It was the most bizarre thing ever. I remember buttoning it up and going, well, that's a really funny way. This is tricky. I was like, the functionality of this shirt's not the same as my others.

They had the dry cleaning tag on the back and everything. Oh, dude. I totally was like, I just do want to shirt. Yeah, anyway. Anyhowzy, go ahead. We order food. They take forever. They want to get their wine.

And they want to talk about that. And then we take forever to order advertisers. And so I order all of them for everybody. I was just like, let's go. food comes in and they won't sit down to eat because they're like talking they just awkward no it's not awkward then the bill comes and I get it and as soon as that last swallow goes down my throat because that's some kind of fish I don't think you swallowed it actually I was like time to go yeah and we still had from the 50 minute warning that our waiter gave us we still had like 25 minutes left to chill and talk and hang out I mean hello we got dressed and left our house on a Friday night Amy it was five blocks from your house again I got

dressed and left my house, we might as well hang out for a second. Nope. Bobby took his last bite, so guess what, everybody. Party's over, time to go. Sounds like you guys had fun. Sounds awesome. Geez, guys. Very enjoyable dinner.

But Amy, you know Bobby's schedule. You saw his Thanksgiving dinner schedule. You know how I do dinner too. Door to door from the time I left my house. In fact, I was talking to one of our friends before I left the house. I'm like going to dinner with Bobby and I got it. And then like I literally called her like, I don't know, 20 minutes later. I'm like, dinner's over.

She's like, wait, y'all are already done. I'm like, yeah. Like, I had time to go by the grocery store, get my dog, dog food, like, run another Aaron, hang out. I was still home before 7.45 B.M. on Friday night. I was like, I just washed my hair for that dinner. I'm so glad I did it. I paid for the meal.

Thank you. That was kind. Yeah. Yeah, you should be thanking for that. Not throwing that in there. Let's talk more about how wearing inside out button of shirts is kind of thing. I had a dry cleaner tag on. Oh, new trend.

My tag was out on the thing. Like, he had a pocket, but the pocket had no pocket. The pocket was on the inside out. Hold on. I'm going to put my receipt and my pocket inside my shirt. You have to put it inside your chest. Extra safety. It was so, it was so weird.

I was like, did you be dressed in the dark or what? DJF, dude. You know what I mean? Yes. DGF. I mean, yeah. So you want to do dinner next week? It only takes 20 minutes.

It only takes 20 minutes. Yeah. That's the number one song this week. Look at Garth. By the way, we'll be in tomorrow at 6 a.m. 7 Central if you want to hear Garth Brooks, which I do. That'd be tomorrow. We have that anthology, Volume 1. It's a pretty cool stuff in that book that I don't even know.

And I'm diehard Garth fan, but it's like Garth's first five years of being... What? I think he's coming at 7. No, I said 6.7 Central, right? I don't know. Time zones, I don't even know. So that would be 7 Central 8. Eight, seven, Central.

Yeah. I'm glad you said it, but I'm just frustrated. I don't know time. How long have we been doing this show? A long time. It's like, you're smart. California, Central Time Zone. We got Colorado Springs running over in the mountains.

I know the mountains. We got Boston. Yeah. I don't even know. The plains, the swamp. The keys. I'm glad you corrected me. I'm frustrated with myself.

I don't like doing that. That's why I try to whisper. But then you were like, I don't like, I don't like correcting you because I'm, I'm you're always right. You just got to be right. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, no, but you were right. You're right.

We got to be sure of ourselves. Yeah, it's hard. So I'm hesitant, so then I just try to, like, you know, write it to you in the air, like, Seth. Don't be hesitant. Just don't be wrong. Don't be wrong. Don't be wrong. You're in real trouble.

Then you're fake news. Yeah. Fake news. No, but that was. That was real news, real news. Real news. There you go. Thank you.

All right. Anyway, the whole NFL story is weird, right? Like suing the NFL player instead of getting mad at your wife? Yeah. I'm interested to see how that turns out for him. Because the lawsuit has happened, but it's like, depending on what going to judge you get that day. That's true, too. I better hope he's not an Eagles fan.

Oh, man. Who's he played for? This guy played for the Eagles. Oh, okay, cool. Yeah. So there's a guy who wanted a waffle house and everybody was asleep. It's like cooked his own meal. Hilarious.

You see the story? He stopped by in South Carolina and the restaurant staff was all asleep. So he was like, okay. So he just went up, made himself a double-baking cheesecake, the extra pickles. then he collected and took a picture and took a sandwich left and went back and took another picture so I believe him nice look at this guy he went later back and paid too

because there's nobody to pay because they're all asleep well what were they all sleeping because it's in the middle of the night you sleep in the middle of the night nobody there time to go sleep what do you think about the what you think about the flamen hot mac and Cheetos

at Burger King do you like flaming hot Cheetos I do and I like mac and cheese so I'm thinking, yeah, I could be into that. Well, it's a big Mac with Flaming Hot Cheetos. Okay. Flaming Hot Mac and cheese. Oh, okay.

Yeah, okay. So it's like mozzarella stick and a bag. I don't know. Does this sound good to you? I mean, I guess not. All these things sound good about I never go buy them. Yeah, it's not really my thing. I'm never like, you know what?

I was thinking about that. I take that back. You know what I have from Taco Bell? Was that Doritos Locos? That's pretty awesome. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that is good. I don't get into Doritos very often, maybe once every year and a half.

Dude, I will eat a bag of Doritos. What's your go-to? Regular cheese. Oh, regular cheese. Nacho, for sure. I can drink a three-liter bottle of Mountain Dew and a whole bag of Doritos and it felt like it's 1999 all over again. It's the best to look at all off your finger like, oh, that was so good.

That's what I did. King Griffith Junior baseball in college. This is my whole college life, right? I wake up at six and I go in because I took early classes. I have to go to the college radio station for the first hour. Then I would take 8 a.m. classes. I work all day. Then I'd go to the college radio station in the afternoon.

Then I'd drive to work at the radio station in the night. KLAZ. Work there. We get there like 5 p.m. was there until midnight or 1 a.m. Drive another hour back study. Do it over and over again. And pretty much every night,

I'd have a 3-liter bottle of Mountain Dew and a bag of Doritos. And I play King of Virginia baseball and then do it again. That's what it was like back in the old days, kids. It's not alive. Kids don't even know. They don't even know that we were so uneducated on food that we just thought that was fine. That's normal. Like, I would go run and go have a run and come back and have a Mountain Dew afterward thinking, oh, this is fine.

That's so dumb. Yeah. We were just uneducated. It's like now when we look at the commercials from the doctors, black and white commercials, and they were like, my cigarette of choices. Camel. Yeah. Three out of four doctors prefer.

And you're like, well, how could they do that? Well, the same way we were drinking tons and tons of soda. Like, sugar's going to be what we find out is all the diseases. It's all from sugar. We're all going to be like, how do we not know that? So there's that. Anyway, Merry Christmas, everybody. There was a drunk possum found at a liquor store.

It's crazy. Poor little possum. Well, I mean, if you wanted it. He did break in and he did drink it, but still. He was treated at a Florida Wildlife Center after breaking into a liquor store and drinking from a miniature bottle of liquor. They shared a photo of the drug. They shared a photo of the drunk possum.

It was bourbon. Yeah. He went hard. When they found him, he was disoriented. Yeah, you think? I don't even know what bourbon. Like, is bourbon a whiskey? Like, I don't drink, so I don't know what bourbon is.

I just hear, like, bourbon, to me, sounds like the 60s. I think it's just wherever it's made. Like, Kentucky bourbon, Tennessee whiskey. Oh, so it's not the different thing. Oh, it's very interesting. I hope I'm right about that. But, yeah, I think so. I feel like I've heard that before, so.

Is bourbon good? Or it's just whiskey. It's just whiskey. It's just whiskey, man. It burns when it goes down. I would call it bourbon then. Like if I was fancy, I call it bourbon. But if I was, like, going hard, I'd call it whiskey.

Give me a whiskey. And if you're, like, in a nice place with a fireplace. Take a bourbon. Oh, I'm just a bit of a dirty bar. Is scotch in that category or something different? I don't know. Oh, gosh, you got me on that. Scotch, scotch.

Scotch. Because after, when I was obsessed with watching Mad Men, it made me want to drink scotch. I think scotch is a blend of something. Okay. Yeah. It's gross to me. Well, the possum's drunk.

He's fine. Yesterday I had a dirty chai, which is a tea, which has a bunch of caffeine in it, which has like an espresso poured into it. That's what makes it dirty. Yeah. And that's not all. So I had it and I'd set it down because I was sitting on the floor downstairs and my dog starts to drink it. He was out of his mind for like four hours. Oh, man.

How much did he have? He was like that drunk possum. I'm like, he was just on, like, da-da-da-da-da, which I don't, I was saying this off the air. I don't get a lot of sleep now because my dog, he just can't get comfortable at night. And he's losing a bunch of weight. He's been sick. But, I mean, last night, my Instagram story, it's 11.30. I'm taking him out.

I don't know that I slept for two hours straight last night. Slep a bit, but man, he just always moving around. And he sleeps in the bed with me between my legs. So whenever he moves, I move. And sometimes my- But this time he stepped on your face. Oh, he sat on my face and, like, bust on my lip. And sometimes my feet end up at the top of the bed.

Do you guys ever do that? No. No. You never wake up when your feet are a whole different part of the bed? No, no. No. Never mind. Yeah, that happened last night.

That's like a 180. Yeah, I went all the way around. That's true. Thank you. Do you see the Amazon delivery person that they caught on camera using the bathroom in the person's yard? Terrible. What? Yeah, so a Sacramento man was like, finally I'm going to prove the neighbor's dog.

is pooping on the property. And so instead, it was an Amazon delivery driver. He just really had to use the bathroom, so he went on the side of house. He was a woman, I believe. Oh, she won't! I believe it was woman, right? Yeah, it was a woman. Yes, it was a woman.

Quite sexist of you to assume it was a man. Yeah, Amy, it's 2017. Everybody poofs equally, okay? Wait, it was that? It was a woman. No, number two. No. I just said, no.

I didn't do it. No, yeah, poopie. No, that was just a one. Straight at Amazon Prime. I'll take a number two, please. Oh, my gosh. Happens. What?

It just not happen. Yeah. Man. I mean, but again, you have to kind of feel, oh, I was going to say feel sorry for it because he'd use a bathroom. Yeah. I've done that before. There's somebody stole someone from a package? Oh, don't.

Don't. Is that real, though? I don't know. I don't know the story, guys. I didn't want to talk about it unless it was like legit. For real. I retweeted it, Mr. Bobby Bones. There's a picture.

Someone said someone stole this package off my porch. And, the woman is seen running away the package, she has a Pimp and Joy shirt on. Yeah, she has on our teal baseball tea. I was like, that's not Pimmajoy. That's still a joy. Come on, man. I just was trying to figure out if that was for real.

So now we got some dude in a mugshot in our red Pimp and Joy t-shirt. And now we got this girl stealing an Amazon package in a Pimp and Joy baseball tea. I'm like, it's a numbers game note. Do you have any Pimma-Joy shirts, our listeners have bought? So many. It's amazing. Yeah. And maybe these were ones that were, you know, handed out for some reason.

and they were like, forgot they were supposed to be spreading joy that day. And they like, you know. They could have had an off day. Yeah, and not every, I get it. I want to extend grace. Like, just like we want to spread joy, let's extend grace. But, man. Yeah, I don't rob.

It should be a reminder. Like, like Justin the suit who used to be travel with y'all all the time and he would freak out at the airports. He would throw stuff at the airport. He would get so mad. And I would be like he would wear a Pimp and Joy hat almost every day. And so anytime y'all would share his episodes at the airport, I would be like, please tell me he wasn't wearing a Pimp and Joy hat. He was.

He was. He was in a Pimpinjoil shirt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Our producer Eddie has two kids, nine-year-old and a four-year-old, and you got to put up all your Christmas lights. Oh, man, it looks awesome, dude. It's probably the coolest setup we've ever, ever, ever done.

Did you do it all? Did you let your nine-year-old do some? Me and my nine-year-old did it together. And it was cool because he's never helped ever. Like every time I've decorated for Christmas, he doesn't help. He likes doing the inside stuff. He calls it knick-knacks. But he's never helped me with the lights.

And we were a team. And dude, we killed it. This is great. Well, Amy's trying to get our house done. Yeah. So I have an idea. Oh, yeah. So my family would like to, as a present, as a Christmas present, help put your lights up for you.

What? Yeah. Like, we'll go. I'll bring the kids. The wife, we'll make hot, hot cocoa. We'll put Christmas music on and we'll do the whole thing for you. Okay. But you have to buy the lights.

And the alpacas and whatever else you're going to want to put up there. I already have the llamas. I've thought they were alpacas. They're llamas. They're amazing. I might have to buy more. What's the last two at the store though. And if you want to, we have blowups like a blow up snowman and stuff like that that we can put up there.

One of my neighbors has Santa like strobe light and Santa's face goes across the house every time it goes around. And then it says, ho, ho, ho. We can do that. So as of right now, we think Amy's getting her kids. Next week. Yeah. I still feel good about that. Did you get a message during the show?

I mean, yeah. So, okay. Since the last update earlier this morning, yes. Amy's been in the adoption process for five years, five years. And we asked, is there an update? There's an update. And she feels like she's getting her kids in five years. Now, just to recap this, seven years ago, Amy and her husband were like, we're going to try to have kids.

Then they couldn't have a kid. Then they tried to adopt domestically. They kept moving. and then they went on a mission trip and then it's been five years with these kids and she thinks next week is when they're going to be here yeah yeah I really do

it's like the finale to friends you know right this whole saga like you want to see what's next but it's been quite the run here of frustration of like joy of lots of stuff oh so many yeah I was thinking of all the times that I've just been so frustrated

and crying and now it's finally happening, so it's fine. All that is they're coming from Haiti. They don't, and the first thing they see is your house all lit up with a big snowman and alpacas. They're not going to know what to think about Christmas. I know. Do they have Jesus over there?

Yes. Okay. Uh-huh. And they have Santa. They do? Yeah. So they still, like at the orphanage, there's the every year they celebrate Christmas and so they have a concept of that.

But then again, like, yeah, coming to our house, like I'm going to have to explain to them, it's not like this year round. Yeah. I watched this movie called The Big Sick And this kid was like The first time he ever came to America Was on Thanksgiving And he saw the Macy's Day parade

And he was like That's what he thought every day in America Was like America is the greatest country I ever seen And he was like There's just garbage floating down the road So I know, I know, I know

I was also reading this story On Reddit And I was laugh my butt off Because you remember that show punked? Oh yeah With Ashton Coucher Yeah So Ashton Coucher would prank people

And so they were pranking Zach Brath who was in scrubs. Everyone familiar with Zach Braff? Yes. Okay, so he just got like a new Ferrari or some really expensive car. And the punked was they were spray painting the outside of his car. And he walked out in the liquor store and there were kids

spray paint the outside of his car and he runs and he tackles the person and starts beating them up. Like literally it was a 12 year old that they had hired to do it. But Zach Brabett beat up a 12 year old. Like he was just beating him and he was like it was dark and I thought he was spray painting my car and they thought

I think he could get the kid away from him. But he didn't. He caught him and beat him up. And they had to edit it out of the show. Oh, yeah. No, they can't show a 12-year-old getting beat up on. Yeah, that's not good. But Zach Brad beat up a 12-year-old.

And I couldn't say that I disagreed with him because he didn't know. Yeah, of course. But I laughed so hard. You yelled at kids before in the movie theater. Oh, I was about to fight somebody. I was, I don't remember a movie I was watching. But you want to tick me off? Two things.

I did maintenance on a golf course. So hit a golf ball onto me. I'll get fired up. Eddie's seen me almost fight people. I've seen it's terrible. Oh, I'll go back to them alone. Yes, back. Like, off the T-box.

Amy, I did maintenance on a golf course for so long, and I saw so many people get hit with golf balls. Like us, out there just raking traps, weeding, mowing greens. And these rich country club people want to hit on us with golf balls, I go after them with golf clubs. People hit on it. If I have to go by myself, I'll pull a golf club out.

I'll fight them. That ticks me off and talking in a movie. Yeah. Don't talk in a movie. And I was watching a movie once over beside me. This dude, this adult man, large adult man would not be quiet.

And I was like, hey, he went on again. I was like, hey, shh. It's nice. He went out again. I was like, hey, if you don't shut up, I'm going to come over there.

Whoa. And they shut up. It was dark so you couldn't see what you were like. Yeah, yeah. I had not big, it just sounded like a big adult man. Lights came up. There's like 11-year-old. Yeah.

Show them. Yeah. I still thought you were going to get jumped in the parking lot, though, by the group of kids. So, yeah, that was the thing. Amanda in Arkansas, hello. Hi, how are you? Hey, how are you doing? I'm great.

I'm so excited to get through. I've never been through before. Welcome to the show. Thank you for calling. Yes. So we are coming to see you in Fayetteville on Saturday. Yeah, the raging idiots. Boom.

Oklahoma City on Friday night. and then Fayetteville, we're doing two shows and they both sold out on Saturday. Yes, we're actually doing the 3 o'clock show. My 10-year-old daughter, she loves you. Oh, well, can't wait to see you. Hopefully we have a football coach by then. You know what I mean?

Celebrate that together. But yeah, if you want to come, Fayetteville sold out both shows, but if you're in Oklahoma City and you want to come, Raging Idiots.com Friday night. But yeah, I can't wait to see you. That'd be fun. I have to stop hitting the table.

I get so into stories that I start hitting the table like this. Does it sound weird on the radio? Well, listeners will tweet me sometimes to go, please stop hitting the table. Oh, okay. Oh, I thought it was good sound effects. Yeah, it bothers then?

Yes, I'm listeners. And it bothers listeners to it when I do this. Like, I'll be talking and I'll go. Oh, yeah. And they're like, hey, dude, we get it. You use paper. What do they get? I know.

I know. That's what I get for keeping it real. Top five downloaded shows. Number five, Doctor Who. I haven't seen an episode of that. Is that the new one with the guy that is, Sherlock Holmes. Yeah.

Number four is the Big Bang theory. Which is a good show. I mean, I know people like to hate on it. It's a good show. Number three is the Walking Dead. Rick and Morty number two. And then number one, Game of Thrones. Wow.

I don't see any... I haven't watched any of those. What's your go-to show, Eddie? This is us. Right now, this is us. I watch it every week. I'm still kind of disinterested. I'm like four episodes back.

Really? I just finished The Stranger Things. That whole thing. And then I finished. I did Punisher, which is good. Yeah. I got a few episodes. That was a season?

Punisher was? Yeah, it's over. And then I have two episodes back on Walking Dead. What's your go-to showing me? Well, I'm pretty much on hold on in these shows until after Christmas. By the way, Amy's supposed to be getting her kids next week. This has been a five-year adoption process. Yeah.

Like next week. And I'll have to hear I was like, Amy, you get the kids when ratings are over? Like, can we not stall this out until January? Well, thanks. Are you crazy? I'm just like, here we go five years and she brings them in after ratings are over. Amy, you might want to consider that. Yeah, team player.

Think about it. Oh, my gosh. Here's Amy's Pile of Stories. Here's Amy's pile of stories. I love the National Days. Some we pay attention to some not, but today is National Cookie Day. And do you know America's favorite cookie? I mean, chocolate chip, it's got to be.

Nope. And then it's a lie. Snickerdoodle? Nope. Cotemeal. No. Think of a brand, guys. Oh, you didn't say that.

I'm bad. Well, you're all wrong anyways. She likes to keep guessing types. She's like, guys, no, think of a size. Girls got cookies. Tagalogs. Oreo. Okay.

That is the number one cookie. It's everybody's favorite. And anybody guilty of eating an entire row of Oreos? Yeah, when I was 12. Yeah. In case you're curious, there's 13 Oreos per row. I do like them with milk. Yep.

So, good. And I like warm chocolates of cookies with milk. So that's your favorite? Like if you were to celebrate. Chips Ahoey's not the biggest. Yeah, I would think that's the biggest. Maybe it used to be. What?

Oreo's amazing. Plus they come out with all those crazy flavors all the time that make you want to go buy them. They're smart. That's their goal. It's also Jayzie's birthday today. Oh, it's national Jayzie's birthday. No, it just is. We're watching rappers get old, which is weird because they're, you know, they haven't,

rap wasn't mainstreamly super huge until we started listening to hip-hop. How old is he? I like 70 or 47? He's forever young though Forever young I want to be Forever young

So Go ahead Who else you got Oh my goodness Did you see the doctors That got a patient And but tattooed on the patient's Like chest area

Said do not resuscitate As a tattoo Yes It's like on the neck I said do not resuscitate So they were confused Was this a tattoo Just making a statement

Like being funny Yeah Because oftentimes There's like a specific bracelet that you wear that says do not resuscitate. So doctors know if you have this bracelet on, but this was a whole different thing. So they were like faced with a decision to make. What they do?

They opted not to resuscitate. They did? Yeah. I'm not trying to get. That was his favorite band, do not resuscitate. Stop it. Just kidding. That's not true.

Oh, man. I mean, it could have been. That really could have been a thing. I know. I know. That's why it was an evaluation was made by the Ethics Council. Do not resuscitation. This is a 92 world tour.

I know. That's crazy. I saw it too. I was like, I don't know what I would have done. Because it's like not common. I'm not a doctor or whatever's what I would have done. Okay, what would you do?

I would have resuscitated. Yeah. Of course. You just don't lose if you bring someone back to life. You tell him you don't know if he got that spring break or not. Like you have no idea what happened. He's 70 years old. But it's a test.

Lunchbox? Man, see, because if you bring him back, he can sue you for not. For not complying. Yes, that's what I'm saying. So, like, it's a weird situation. That's like when someone breaks in your house. They say, if you shoot them, kill them. Because if they break in and you shoot them and you don't kill them, they'll sue you.

I've heard that. He needed to say, like, do not resuscitate, like, for real. Oh, did you see the pizza delivery guy? Underline. Speaking of shooting, he was delivering pizza. Someone called him and these two guys tried to rob him. Pizza delivery man pulled out a gun. Boom, killed him.

Got him. Wow. Yeah. Where was that? Wild Wild West? 18-70. That happened in. And the pizza man was Billy the kid.

Are you sure this is real? Have you ordered a pizza? I challenge you to a duel. St. Louis. Yeah. Pizza delivery driver shoots and kills man who attempts to rob him. Wow. Wow.

That's crazy. And it's 2017. That's why you shouldn't have gone after that person that stole your stuff the other day or whenever. Yeah. next up. Okay. So Christmas time is supposed to be about

spreading joy and love and happiness. But these millennials, which is sort of us and maybe younger people, they're like totally. Sort of us. For sure, not Eddie.

And the rest of us are right on that line. Oh, my goodness. You just depend on you to find it. People were pulled and they said they would just rather skip the entire Christmas season because they don't want to deal with buying gifts or people.

Oh, terrible. That's not why for me. Yes, I was skipping. Why did you skip it? I'm just sad But I didn't know that it was the whole thing About a happy season I like buying gifts

So that's not why for me Okay then why is it I just hold you I don't have any I'm just sad Sad time for him Like I just go away I'm just by myself the whole time

He's lonely Amy Oh we have a band in studio One two One two three four It's beginning to look a lot Like Christmas Come on y'all It's expensive to have you guys

Every day And they can play it all day today I haven't used them All right go Let's love Christmas. Now, I think I, is that it or do I have one more? I think you're done. Oh.

That's good. I'd wrap it up. I'd, I'd wrap it up. All right. Okay, that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. Tomorrow, early Sugar Land comes in and performs. Also, Garth Brooks comes in tomorrow, so it'd be a big Tuesday.

One of the biggest Tuesdays we've had a long time. Yeah. Garth. Sugar Land back together. I know. Garth and Sugar Land are together now. It's a trio. Wow.

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