The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby seeks relationship advice and Lunchbox disappoints his wife!

Episode Date: April 17, 2017

Bobby looks for help with his relationship after a weekend in Minnesota seeing John Mayer and Lunchbox fails the wife on Easter morning! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Okay. Why don't we start with this? How do you tell if your dog loves you? We all have dogs. Dogs raise their left eyebrows with affection when they see their owners if they love them. I guess I've never paid attention to that, so I don't know. The left eyebrow reflects the dog's attachment and love to their owner. So watch your dog's left eye.

How do you know if a cat loves you? You don't. You don't. Because cats don't love. That's right. Cats don't love. My dog, he gets about a good 15 to 20 minutes of like really good energy and then he's out. Like he just turned 14. And so, you know, the weather was good.

So we took him out a bit yesterday. It was Easter. And I mean, he will run hard. And I've got this bag of balls at the house that a listener gave me for my birthday. I was doing a stand-up show in Massachusetts. and listeners bring me awesome gifts, right? We do, like, meat and grief and stuff. And so she gave me a bag of tennis balls, and I brought him home, and I'm stupid,

because my dog loves tennis balls. And I just left the bag of balls on the ground, and he's tortured by it, because he can't get into them. It's just like this bag, it's like a net bag of balls. And I can't, I couldn't realize why I kept going to the closet and, like, going, like, that's why he couldn't get through the gated balls. And then I have a baby gate up, too, sometimes, and he can only see the balls through the gate. It's like an obstacle course for an old dog At my house

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I was a kid I got scared of them So I still Did one do something bad to you Pretty close I mean they're But no Okay

All right let's start the show Yeah Back out of again on Monday And you guys can get me on Instagram Mr. Bobby Bones M.R. Bobby Bones Love for you to follow over there.

Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Man, you want to hear a good story? Yeah, I do. It's just kids, and they just seem awesome now. I don't think they're this awesome when we were young. Brady Duke, you know why? Because we were the kids, and we weren't this awesome.

I think I just figured it out. I think so. We always wonder, why weren't kids awesome when we were young? It was us. Because we was us. Wow. Brady Duke, seven years old, donated his Wii gaming device to the Wasop Police Department

to help officers cope what the loss of one of their colleagues. He heard about it. It was like, I want to give them a video game so they feel better. Oh my goodness. That's precious. That's precious. He gave it to the amazing. What? Right? I love that. So the cops were like, thank you. And they took it. The Nintendo heard about this. And Nintendo sent the police department a bunch of stuff to take to him.

Oh, that's a double ICU. Yeah, it's crazy. Right? Yeah. So I see you, Brady, seven years old and Nintendo. And a bunch of the officers went to his house and gave it to him. It was just a great, like. No, that's awesome. We all need to be more like this. Think like kids when it comes to that. Just comforting people and being like, here, have this. Make your day better.

I thought there was a revelation that we weren't that cool, good a kids. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in airline news. United Airlines made a new rule that employees are not allowed to take the passenger seat on an overbooked flight. This rule change is meant to prevent a repeat of that Chicago flight fiasco. In recall news, baby teething tablets have been

recalled nationwide. They're made by Highland and taken back for a full refund. And finally, taxes are due tomorrow, April 18th, or you're going to get fined by the government. I'll tell you, this guy in Cleveland, they still haven't caught him as of right now, local time. No.

Right? Right. Not that I've seen. So, on Twitter last night, was a guy live-streamed him killing someone. And it's such a crazy story. Here's the police officer. We want this to end with this much peace as we can bring to this right now. And we want him to turn himself in.

So now they say his cell phone has been pinged and he's in one of like the Ohio, Michigan, that area? Yeah, they're thinking they pinged it. And because he would do something that crazy one time, he could do something that crazy a second time. So again, he's driving down the road. He gets out of the car, sees an older fella and walks up to him and shoots him, just straight up.

streaming live. We've checked several locations that were either in the post itself or that we got information about. And so far, there are no more victims that we know that are tied to Steve's in this incident. I know, Steve, that you have a relationship with some of our clergy out here in Northeast Ohio.

I encourage you to give them a call and talk to them and then call us and turn yourself in. Yeah, I hope that nothing else happens. He's just so crazy. Yeah, because he was saying he was going to continue doing it. And that there were others, too. And that he snapped. And not that

we usually go to this place on the show, but we have a lot of listeners in that area and it's such a crazy news story that I just wanted to stop and acknowledge it and say, hey, everybody just kind of heads up to be something funny around you, always report it. Not even, I'm not even talking about

this, just in general, as a PSA, always report, something suspicious to Worst thing they can happen is they go, we're clear. Thank you for calling. They're not going to arrest you for reporting something suspicious. So if you see something weird happening around you, let people know. Time for your Monday positivity. A segment we call, Tell me something good.

One of the worst parts about taking your car to the garage is having to go in and have work done in the mechanic coming out and going, it's going to cost you blah, blah, blah. And you're like, oh, they don't expect all that to be. So, some people can't afford to have their car fixed. Retired Air Force mechanic David McCoy started this thing called car care. So it's a bunch of people who fix cars for people in need. That's cool. So they can get to work, they can get to school.

And if they really need their car fixed and they can't afford it, they come in and they fix the car for them. Wow. Transportation's huge. Yeah. Especially if you can't afford it. Yeah. So I thought that was awesome. That's my good news story.

People making difference daily in life. Lunchbox. Well, there's this nurse in Michigan. She is a single mother, been working overtime for years. Her daughter's going to go to college. She can't really afford it. She goes into the gas station, buys a little scratch-off lottery ticket. $4 million.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner. Daughter going to get to go to college. And she says, I'm going to scale back my work to 40 hours a week. No more overtime for me. Pretty incredible. a day of funny story about this. Yeah. This is a great story.

But let's just break this down for a one second. Lunchbox was going to use this is his bonehead story the day this morning. And he ended up recycling it to tell me something good. Really? Yeah. Because he was going to yell at the woman for continuing to work. And I was like, this is just talking about this is behind the scenes. This is how to tell me something we go.

He was like, because he was like, I got a bonehead. There's one more four million dollars. And then she's going to continue working. I'm going to be like, what a bonehead. And I was like, I don't think that's a bonehead. It's not. And all the sudden it pops up and tells me something good. Somebody didn't want to do any extra work.

Hey, what? That script. Don't know what waste a good story or a bad story, whichever way you want to look at it. It's a good story. It's a great story that she won $4 million. But working 40 hours a week after winning that $4 million. Hey, to eat their own. What a bonehead.

What a bonehead. Tell me something good. Oh, boy. Amy. Well, there's this couple and they're both legally blind. So when they found out that they were pregnant, they got a little nervous. because they just felt weird about not ever being able to see their unborn son on an ultrasound. So a doctor that worked with them got their ultrasound 3D printed.

Every trimester, first second and third trimester, a 3D printed ultrasound. So they could feel what their baby looked like in the womb. Wow. That's cool. I wonder if he's the first to do that. Like, I wonder if that's a thing or not. It doesn't say here, but he is a doctor that works and cares for visually impaired women. So I guess he does this probably for blind women are pregnant.

Whomever thought of that? His name is Dr. Werner. That's crazy. Super cool. There you go. Tell me something good. Slash bonehead. The place for boneheads come to reinvent themselves apparently.

Bobby Bones show. Your Easter in 20 seconds? Church, went out to a farm, dinner bed. Yeah. Lesson 20? Left front? Walk the dogs, hang out with the wife, work on the taxes. Oh, you did?

Yeah, worked on the taxes because it's due tomorrow. You? We traveled back from Minnesota. We went up to watch John Mayer, and then we had like an Easter lunch dinner. Yeah. My girlfriend made deviled crab eggs. Oh, they looked so good. Which were good, yeah.

And then she made. some non-glutin, non-dairy carrot cake. Oh. Which was pretty good, too. Was it sweetened? I had four of them, so they're pretty good. So it did that. You're pretty low-key.

Yeah, but it was good. I hope everybody's Easter was really good. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. It's official Sam Hunt is married. Sam and Hannah Lee Fowler said I do on Saturday afternoon in Georgia, the wedding took place in a small Methodist church in front

of roughly 150 people from the unofficial reports there were no other celebrities in attendance. Lunchbox said he was. Yeah. We'll see about that. The eighth Fast and the Furious movie had a better opening,

well, global opening that is, than Star Wars the Force Awakens. It made $100.2 million over the weekend in the U.S. alone. Okay, not to discredit you on that story. What? But I don't think it may care of it global opening.

The global is like $532 million. I know, but I don't care how it opened to Singapore. Okay, fine. In America, it opened for $100 million. 100.2 million. I know. But they do global numbers, and I was like, that's not fair because it doesn't open all the countries at the same time.

True. But you liked it. I love it. I'm Amy. That's your 30 second skinny. Lobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Norrie of the day.

This story comes to us from Odessa, Texas. Police got a call that there was a fight outside of a restaurant. So they responded and they found five people fighting in the parking lot. After questioning the individuals, they found out they'd been breaking into houses and had all this luked. And they were fighting over who would get what. They had iPads, TVs, guns, things like that. They were like, no, I get this TV. I get this iPad.

So they fought. All five were arrested. Interesting. Interesting. They got arrested, but not what they should have been arrested for originally. Sounds like a case of the bonehead to me. On lunchbox, that's your bonehead store of the day. Come on, Bobby Bones show.

This kid, he's six years old. He has this rare and curable condition, which allows him to not eat or even smell a lot of food so he get really sick or even worse. The only thing you can eat's apples, grapes, tomatoes, and bananas, pretty much. So they start trying to figure out a way and other things he can eat.

And there's only a list like five things that he can eat without getting sick or even dying. But scientists have confirmed he can eat chick-fil-a fries. So cool. And so their local Chick-fil-A closed the doors and invited him to come in. He can't even go into places where there are a lot of people because there are a lot of food around. It's like if you're somewhere and someone has a really bad peanut allergy, they don't want people with any peanuts anywhere around just in case.

Right. So for this reason, all this other food can't be around this kid. So Chick-fil-A closed their doors. He got to be a manager for a day and just got to chow down on fries, like crazy. That's cool. And there's a video on the mom was just crying because it's like he didn't get to have a lot of fun and go to a lot of places where there are people. and because Chick-Fillet shut it down.

Shut it down. That's a cool story. One, because it's a fun story in two. Chick-fil-A's just awesome anyway. Anxious to hear everybody's Easter weekends went. I guess we have all morning to kind of catch up on that. I always feel like I know, though, a little bit because I watch you guys as Snapchat's. I know that's not really the real story, but on my Snapchat,

you could have, my girlfriend and I went to watch John Mayer in Minneapolis on Saturday night. This is a singing neon. And it was a lot of fun. The weird thing was it was on the ice ring. It was a full concert. I mean, but they're still in the playoffs because they're in the playoffs too. The Minnesota Wild. And so it was cold.

What? Oh, wow. Because the ice was there because I think they had a game the night before and the night after. So it was... Were you warned to, like, bundle up? No, but it was Minnesota. So in my head, I was warned about... Yeah.

And Lifebox was that I hated it, too, because we... bought John Mayer's sweatshirts there and wore them together during the concert. Okay. I saw that. So you looked like a little dork. Yeah, but that's okay. We're dorks. I mean, I'm not saying y'all are dorks, but it's like y'all were geeking out during the concert and I loved it.

Yeah, we were geeking out. We're dorks. Yeah. We're totally okay with being dork. You're just fans. Genuine fan. That's it. Matching sweatshirts.

We bought them there. We wore them. We had no shame. Lunchbox thinks you can't wear a shirt to the show from that show. Yeah. As soon as we got there, we were like, we're buying something to wearing it. It was just a lot of fun. But it was cold.

We went back before the show to say how did John Mayer before it went on. And she was like, I want to ask him about this guitar pedal that he uses on this song called Rosie, which is one of his new song. She was like, I don't want to be a geek. She was like, I'm not going to ask about it. So I was like, okay, ask him whatever you want. Like, he's a nice guy. So we walk over. and he's tall, he's really tall.

Like he's too much tall than I am, and I'm over six foot. Probably, I'm bordering on 6'1, I would say. And so he's tall, and we're sitting there talking. I was like, hey, what guitar? And she goes, oh, no. Like, she started getting embarrassed because I was asking something that she wanted to ask. I was like, hey, what guitar pedal did you use on the solo of Rosie on your new record? And the key with anyone, if it's a date, if it's a person you're meeting for a business meeting,

find the common thread or find something they're interested in talking about. And it's like the dam comes down and bush. It all just opens up. And he's like, I'm so glad you asked me. And he starts talking. Oh, I'm so glad you asked. Yes. And he's looking at, we're sitting here having this conversation.

He's like, let me tell you, this was a blah, blah, he might as well have been talking German to me. And he thinks I really genuinely want to know. I have no idea what he's talking about. And it was her question. But I'm glad you asked it for. She wanted to know. but he was staring at me and he would be like, yeah, what did you think of it? And I was like, yeah, it was great.

I had no idea to talk back about it. Oh, no. I just wanted her to hear because she's a guitar nerd. Oh, he was like, poser. No, he had no idea. Okay. I asked the most brilliant guitar question ever that he was wanting to share about because no one asked him that stuff. Sure.

And he was telling me, but I had no idea what he was saying. And she was behind me like, okay, got it. Take a note. So she got it. Oh, for sure. She was like, oh, that's out. come down and get the door for me and his new record came out on Friday

all the rest of it so I will say I am happy that in your picture with him you didn't wear the matching sweatshirts if you did that oh my goodness it's because we went there as soon as we got there oh so you didn't have the sweatshirt yeah we would have dude we're not cool we don't even act we're not cool

no we don't I just never do we have to act cool so like if If someone comes to your stand-up show and they come back and they have the shirt on and take a picture, you don't... I mean, more appreciative. Yeah, are you kidding? Because I'm like, wow, because I'm a genuine fan. Like, I would wear a Garth sweatshirt to meet Garth.

I would wear a John Mayer sweatshirt to meet John Mayer just because I'm just like, I'm a big fan. I get it wearing the next day, buy the shirt of the concert, put in a bag, and then wear the next day. But putting it right on looks a little weird. We Snapchat it, the whole show basically. I know. It was fun to watch yours. and then watch her stuff and it was like basically

like all the same thing. It was cool. He does a show on like five parts. It's like chapter one, full band. Chapter two, acoustic. Chapter three, John Mayor Trio, which is the blues trio, yes. Chapter four reprises the full band.

The chapter five is just him on a piano. And it's all broken up. That's really cool. I swear to you a bit of it, not the quality of it, but how the show felt like a raging idiot show like Eddie and I was band. Because Eddie, they were just making us

if they were going. Really? Get on the mic just in house and go, hey, let's do this song. And that would just do it. That's what we do the whole show. Oh, okay. And our band, we haven't played in a while and we don't, we only play in a few shows this whole year. But we bring the best art musicians with us.

Like, our, Eddie and I, eh. Our artists and musicians that play with us are amazing. So we can go, hey, let's play Matchbox 23m. Let's play Johnny Cash. And they're like, got it. And that's what they were doing during the show. That's pretty awesome. They were calling out songs and doing it.

Yeah, it was a good time. I mean, it was awesome. I was happy for y'all. So here's it. Play Bodies of Wonderland? Will I have to talk about that later? Okay. I was curious too, Eddie.

Don't worry. We'll talk about that later. Okay, because I'd be disappointed. What do you have been disappointed? Of course. That's his jam. I saw that giraffe was born. Yeah, April, the giraffe.

She gave birth finally. I mean, six months later, it's been a while. I didn't know that the baby draft hadn't been born. Tustle Amy tweeting about it. And then I saw the news start to cover it, too. I was like, that draft still hasn't been born. I was doing live coverage because I watched that giraffe cam, like, way too much. I felt invested.

April, the giraffe gave birth. You can't see the baby giraffe right now. Right there. She's like licking it or something. I've been waiting for this. This is like a nature documentary. It's Amy talking about the birth that she's watching it. Oh my gosh, there it is. Look how cute. Oh my goodness.

I think baby giraffes, I don't really remember, but they can be like six feet tall or something five, six feet it was six feet I googled it after I said that confirmed six feet Can you imagine a six foot tall baby

coming out of the old womb or there? No, I cannot. Dang. And now I want a giraffe. Oh boy. I have a lot of her taking her first steps. Yeah? It's kind of impressive that April's just

up and walking around after giving birth to something six feet tall. Go April. She's like, ain't nothing Dang. Well, April also is like 20 feet tall. It's all relative. No, no. My sister didn't walk after giving birth.

Thanks for the coverage. April, the draft. And you can name it as a contest. You know that? No. So walk me through Easter. The weekend, I guess, or just my Easter day? Friday, my husband had a real low-key night at home because Saturday we woke up and wanted to, like, go work out and be awesome, like healthy fit people. And then we went to see Fast and the Furious or Fate of the Furious on Saturday. Did Mike D go with both of you?

Yeah. Oh, I thought you and Mike D went. No, the husband went too. Oh, okay. And he's like, is Mike D just super quiet all the times? I feel like I try to talk to him. And he's just like, I said, yeah, he's pretty quiet. Mike D is our phone screener, who at one point was our intern and has moved across with us.

Mike D, what do you have to say to that? Yeah, I'm pretty quiet. There you go. Yeah, see? See, my husband was like, I don't know if he likes me. I'm like, he likes you. Trust me. And then,

ooh, Saturday night, we went to dinner after the movie, and then that was it. Sunday went to church with some friends. And then right after that, went out to their farm. And my husband went fishing.

The guys went fishing. And then the girls, we kind of just sat in the water. I guess there's water. And we sat in it. And it was sort of cold. But my friend was really into it. So I tried to.

You sat in the water. Well, we had, like, these chairs that, like, you put on a rock and we kind of sat in the water. But, I was just trying to be a good guest. I was like, this is kind of miserable. And there was ticks everywhere.

But we had a good time. I mean, it was really pretty. It's called outside. It was good to be one with nature. Yeah. I thought about how you told us about earthing, remember? And I was like, I should take my feet off and earth, earth myself. Yeah.

She's called being outside, yeah. Yeah, it was fun, though. Made outside's kind of miserable. But that's part of being outside. Yeah, I got bit by mosquitoes. Oh, so you're outside. Yeah, I was outside. Oh.

That's what you did yesterday? Why time did you guys get to bed last night? 8.30? Not bad. 8.30? Respectable time. 8.30 p.m. Yes.

That's what I do on school nights. Wow. Yeah. Right? What do you all do? I try to lay down. Okay. You guys are ridiculous.

I mean, I'm down by 8. And then we'll see what happens, but I'm down by 8. We'll see what happens. Yeah, because I always get working on something. But sometimes I can't. Would you have a good Easter? I had an awesome Easter. Church service is good?

It was really good. It was my first Easter at this particular church, and I thought he did great. Who's he? The pastor. There you go. All right. Bobby Bones.

Bobby Bones show. So that means Lent is over, and those that withheld now get to go back, right? Yeah. So Lunchbox, for you? I can go back to street fights and buzzer beaders on the computer at work. Woo! I mean, unless I just say no more street fights and buzzer beaded on the computer at work. That's true.

You could. I get to say, hey, no laptops. Oh, wow. I could put us back in the Quaker days. Whoa, because I have to look up things for you. Not really, you don't. You don't. Every once in a while you say fact check

and I try to Google something and I'm just really slow. He used the slowest Googlers, though. I'm not good at Googling. Eddie, what did you give up? Be negative. Also, that's your back. No, I'm going to try not to go back to be negative.

I'm going to try to just kind of carry that on the rest of my life. I feel like you got negative during the whole. Oh, yeah. Stop talking, Amy. Oh, that's bad. I'm back. Okay. Hey, so I was thinking about Yetti yesterday or the day before.

I was in a hotel room and I was, something just came on TV. I don't even know what it was. What's the cartoon movie? Because the cartoon came on. Because I go to bed with Nick at night on. Okay. And I'll wake up at something. Most time it's SpongeBob.

I know every SpongeBob episode. But there was this kid cartoon that came on. And it was a superhero and he didn't want to be a super hero. So he faked his own death. And there was this, and Jim Carries the voice of the bad guy. And Tina Faye's the voice of the girl. I carry Tina Faye. And Brad Pitt's the voice of the superhero.

Oh, gosh, that sounds so familiar. What is that? And it's like Mr. Bighead or something, and he's like the evil villain who has to come back and save the planet. Any idea? I've watched it. Mega Mind? Mega Mind. Dude, it was good.

Yeah. Have you ever seen Mega Mind? A long time ago. Oh, it's old? Yeah, it's older. Yes. When did Megamind come out? It was good.

I was watching that. Hey, sorry, you can start watching cartoons now? I don't think so. But I was half asleep, and Lindsay was really into it. I was like, what are you watching? And she was like, I can't stop watching Mega Mind. It's 2010. Oh, it's seven years old?

Yeah. It's really good. Yeah, that's a good one. You should have Eddie Junior review that seven years ago. Okay, I can do that. You've seen that, though, right? I totally have Mega Mind. I have Eddie going to watch the baby boss.

No, Boss Baby. And so you've already seen it. No, Junior has already seen it. And my family's in town, so he wanted to take everyone to see it, because now he thinks that's the best. best movie ever made. So it got so rowdy in the theater, people just laughing. Dude, it was like a stand-up show in there.

The Eddie pulled out his phone and recorded people watching The Boss Baby. Here you go. Here's audio. Crazy is it. It was non-stop. That was an hour and a half of that. Of just people laughing. People just laughing, slapping their knees. Did you think it was super funny? I totally loved it. I laughed with them. I mean, you heard Junior laughing the clip. Dude, it was

non-stop humor. I don't know if it's Alec Baldwin acting like a baby or what it is, but it's hilarious. Is the boss baby your new favorite cartoon movie? Dude, Junior's been asking me that all weekend. I'm going to say yes, it is. It's a great movie. Really?

For all adults and children. I've never seen Up. And everyone says the Up is a fantastic cartoon. Great cartoon, very sad. Why would you make a cartoon sad? I don't know. But it's sad. It pulls at those heartstrings.

What's more sad? Up or... Don't say it. What? You've seen the letter or the... No, I'm talking about that. Oh, dear Zach. Oh, Manchester by the Bay or whatever it's called.

On the C. That one. Get out of here. That one's just 100% sadness. We were going to watch that, and I was like, Eddie said not to watch it because it's so sad. Don't. You will really hate yourself.

Is it worse than Letter to Zachary? No, no. There's nothing worse than Letter to Zachary. What's it? Dear Zachary. Don't watch that. Don't go. Listen, I would like to say this to the listeners of our show.

Whatever you do, do not go to Netflix and type in Dear Zachary, It's an awesome documentary. It's fantastically. But don't do it. But do not watch it. Just don't. It's really good. But don't do it.

It's awful. It's a fantastic. It's just fantastic. It's really, really good. It's like, do not do it. Watch it. It's like. Yeah.

You're going to watch it and be like, wow, I'm totally moved by. But don't do it. Do not go to Netflix and type in, Dear Zachary. This has been your public service. It's fantastic. But don't do it. No. Let's go

Bobby Bones The Bobby Bones show Watched a couple episodes that This is us last night Because I'm not caught up all the way I think I have three left So Lindsay and I watched Two, three to go

Oh, okay Are you caught up? Yeah, I watched all the way through The problem for me is they spoiled it I saw it on a TV screen After it happened And they ruined what happens It's the last episode

Yeah She doesn't know but I do Well, don't ruin it for it I'm not You know I will say that Spoil culture is actually one of the great things about social media because really it's not done that often. And you would think as mean as people are online, they would just spoil shows all the time. And I don't want to say this and everybody just take it out on me.

But you can say, hey, I'm watching the show in the middle of it. And mostly people don't tweet you the endings of shows. Yeah. And we don't give enough credit to the, no, you're right. But I'm saying we don't give enough credit to people for not. There's almost like a respect and not spoiling shows in our culture. Okay, gotcha. That really, there isn't.

Like, if a huge Game of Thrones episode happens or one of the big shows, there'll be news stories about it. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about people just tweeting you going, if I'm on going, hey, I'm watching Big Little Lies. Someone tweets me at the end. Well, guess what? The Titanic sinks.

And I'm like, oh, man, come on. That really doesn't happen that often. Think about it. And as bad as social media is for people just ruining things and spam. It's a great point. They really don't do that. I get some on reality TV. They'll be like, well, I read reality Steve.

This is who wins. I'm like, well, why do you do that? But very rare, you're right. Yeah, considering how often people can be rude online, that's one area they hold back on. It's kind of nice. That is weird. It's really weird. And so...

They'll, like, put you down. Yeah. They will tell you how ugly you are. Bobby's like, I'm boarding an airplane. I hope it crashes. I'm watching big little lies. Well, I'm not telling you the ending of that. Exactly.

Yes. Yeah, good point. Hey, you know what? Give props for props is due. Baby steps. I have three episodes left of. This is Us. You know what I like about This Is Us, too, is you never know where that beginning credits

going to happen. Because at the first of the show, usually it's like, you take it's good, you take the bad, you take them on there, you have the facts alive, and then the whole show starts. Right. With This Is Us, the show just starts, and then like 18 minutes, and it goes, this is us. The show is now starting, and you're like, I'm already 18 minutes into this thing. I like that part of it, too. But the whole show has approached in a cool way, like a perspective, a time, you know,

it's going back in time, forward in time. this means they can make storylines forever and even in the middle of things and that's why the show has a like if it stays true has a long last to it because you don't really run out of storylines if you can always go back to the middle

and they do that sometimes they don't just go back to the beginning and they don't always go to the end sometimes they put something right in the middle of it and you're like oh it's a great show so there's that you know what like the HBO show

Big Little Lies I finished that and that's good and that's a show that, and again, I would never spoil it, but the very first episode, the first thing you see is, you don't know who died or how they died, but you know somebody died. And the whole show is,

you're figuring it out as it happens, or trying to. The only other show I've ever seen like that or a movie is that 500 days of summer. And when I saw that, I was like, this is the most brilliant way to approach a movie. It's like, it's in all different directions

and you never know where it's going to go. I don't think I ever saw that. Oh, you have to watch it, Amy. It's one of the best movies I've ever seen in my life. Stop yelling at me. Yes. It's so good.

You need to be you there. No, I know that you're obsessed with it. Amy, get with it. Come on. Lunchbox, you haven't seen it. I've seen it. Oh, okay. Did you like it?

What'd you think? Let's be honest. I don't remember it sticking out as one of the best movies of all time. What? To me, it was so good. So good. Like Zoe DeCinella and Joseph Gordon-Level and it goes in a weird time. You should watch it, Amy.

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Not really. I mean. Well, yeah, I guess. But they got out of jail. Yeah, they made $20,000. Was it worth it? No, definitely not. I'm Amy.

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It's just people you hang out with, but I'm starting to see what my girlfriend now. It's getting her to laugh really hard is getting harder and harder. Because, you know, when you hang around somebody all the time, they have the same sense of humor. It's just harder to get people to laugh when they hear the same stuff. It's a fact of life. Yeah.

And it's not just laughing. It's all the stuff. Yeah. But I find now that when I see something really funny and she laughed really hard, I'm like, whoa. Because I don't, I guess I'm not as funny to her anymore. Because there were a couple times yesterday where I nailed them, right? And she laughed hard.

And I was like, wow, that doesn't feel as familiar as it used to. You used to, that was my thing. That's the only way I could get girls ever. By making them laugh. And I said something. I don't know what I said. And she was like, ha ha, ha, ha. And I was like, wow, this used to happen a lot.

And I told her, I said, I used to make you laugh a lot. Now I just kind of make you laugh at middle. And what did she say? She was like, I still think you're funny. But again, this happens, right? Oh, it happens. I tell my wife all the time, I'll say something funny. She doesn't laugh.

And I'll be like, that was funny. Oh, you tell her to her friend. I'll let her know. That was funny. I feel like I have to work harder. I thought her last night. I was like, I just felt like I have to work harder. So, and you guys have to help me, because listen, I've been in a relationship for, what, nine, ten months now.

Yeah. And we're well beyond the honeymoon period at this point. I think the honeymoon period lasted about three, two and a half, three months. Okay. That's true. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, don't deflect over here. We're talking about your problems, not my problems.

I'm just saying, what's good for the goose, it's good for the lunchbox. So if we're going to say that, when we say how long he's been with his girl, we're like, huh. So maybe right around when you went public, the honeymoon phase was ending? Yes, it's probably why we went public. Because I was like, honeymoon phase is over. We're going to stay together. We might as well just say we're together. Okay, so honeymoon phase is over.

Yeah, I don't, now I don't remember what I was saying. You sidetracked me. Well, you're not being funny anymore. Yeah, you're not funny anymore. You have to help you. Your wife, Eddie, for example, we've been together 11 years. Yeah, she doesn't laugh anymore. It's not even a humor though.

She used to love when you play music. Oh, yeah. Yes, love it. And now she still says that, oh, I like that. But she's never, like, listens. Like, for example, if I'm playing in the living room, she used to sit in the living room and just, like, get a glass of wine and listen. Yeah.

That's, oh, that's a real nice. Now, yeah. Now I, like, sit in the living room while she's cooking, and then I play a song, I look down to the guitar, and I look back up, and she's gone. I don't even know where she is upstairs with the kids or in another room. Is this what I have to look forward to? Yeah. Yeah. Everything just going, like, it's not a...

Not everything. Just the things that you have now. But there's just life. Yeah, I don't like life. You don't like life. Yeah. Give me an example about yours then. Well, I mean, I know this weekend I had to tell my whole.

husband a few times, like, that was a joke. But I don't know these ever got in my jokes, you know? So I'm not that worried about it. But him, I feel like I used to indulge his airplane talk way more. Like, I know he wasn't doing anything to, like, impress me, but I would sit there and listen and, like, really. And now I'm like, now I leave the room and do things and don't even know it. Sort of like, and he's like, okay, I guess that was a boring conversation.

And I'm like, yeah, it's really boring. But in the beginning of our marriage, no way would I have told him that was boring. I was like, that's fascinating. Oh, see. This is discouraging to someone like myself. Like, I'm the one that's not married. Yeah. All you guys sit here with your marriages and your lives and your married lives.

And I'm like, I'm like, man, you guys have all these lives that are married and I don't. And just like, is everything going to get like not as, does the knife get dull? Yeah, it's pretty dull. But there's a knife sharpener. You can sharpen it up. But like every knife, you use it and it gets dull. You just got to keep it sharp, my friend. And you'll find that way to keep it sharp.

Lunchbox is in your marriage, and you've been married for how long? Almost two years. Some things get stale. Like, what's gotten stale in your relationship? Like, my wife used to love to see me play soccer. She was the thing I was like, it was like hot. Like, it was like, I would get my, you know, my cleats, my shingars, and she thought I looked hot. And she was just like, ooh, I can't wait to go watch you play.

And now I can't even get her off the couch and go watch me play. She's just like, hey, good luck. And she didn't go. And it's just like, I guess it wore off. but when we were first together, she thought that was the coolest, hottest thing is me kind of trying to be an athlete. Huh. I got one thing that you're really lucky about right now.

Yeah. Your girlfriend wakes up with you in the morning and, like, spends time with you before work. But she won't always. I can already tell by this conversation, everything's just going to go. Yeah. It sounds like once you get married, everything goes to, as they say, crap. No, I have two things. Listen, I've never been around successful relationships.

Whoa, that's two different things. Hold on. I'm going to tell you, but my, like my mom, for example, was married multiple times. So I was never, as a kid, I never saw success in a relationship. And so it scares the crap out of me that it's just like, what's like... There's something about marriages and relationships. You have to work hard at them. And if you're not willing to work hard at it, it's not, you're not going to last. Period.

Dude, my marriage has almost fallen apart like three times, four times in my life. And we worked really, really hard to save that. But it just felt like, why should it be such? I thought love was magical. It's supposed to be magical. It's supposed to be fun. And like, it's like all the time. Well, that's the fairy tale.

But that's, I want it out the fairy tale. Well, I want Jack and the Beanstalk. Watch a movie, dude. Oh, man. Real life scares me. I'm like, I don't know. Can I offer you one thing of hope? I would love a little.

Give me a little glit. Two things. Okay. My husband and I, ten and a half years of marriage, he wakes up with me every morning, makes me hot lemon water. Can I say just as a devil's, right? No, two devils advocates. One, you're only together half the year, which is great. Which I think it's a key.

I'm not kidding. I think different bedrooms. It's a thing. Two different bedrooms. Yes. And being a part a lot. And two, he's also trained military to wake up super early in the morning. Okay.

And here's the other thing. I still love watching him mow the yard. Yeah. So there's that. Is it more because the yard gets mowed? I start to wonder if it shifts. No, I don't care about that. He's just so cute out there doing it.

His camo cutoffs, boots. It just scares me. I'm just going to be honest with you guys. Okay. You got this. I can see you and Lindsay right now, like through Snapchat's and just in person. Mm-hmm. You got this.

Yeah. So far so good. So far so good. John Mayer concert, I was like, oh, my gosh, they're meant to be. We have fun together. I think that's the key. I mean, we're singing songs. Yeah, we have fun together.

Is there anything else that's stale besides you making her laugh? Like, is there other things that are you're noticing? I just think I would be tired of me by now. What about you to her? Oh, I'm awful. I'm terrible. No, but I mean, there's there things she does that you used to really enjoy and now you're like, eh? Yeah.

I don't know. That's an interesting question. Okay. I would answer it honestly, too. Let me think. Nope. You're so dumb. You know, it's actually gotten better.

You should stay with her. She sounds perfect. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thought about it. The answer's nope. Everything's wonderful. Woo! I saw the fate of the Furious made $100 million in the United States, which is a lot.

Yeah. And so Mike D had a review of it on Snapchat, our phone screener. Just watched Fader the Furious. One of those movies you go into just wanting to have a good time. I mean, explosions, car chases. It's got all that. So in this one, Ben Diesel goes rogue and his team's trying to get them back. It's funny.

These started off is just racing movies, and now they're just full-out superheroes. I thought The Rock was really good in it. It had some funny moments. It was a little long, like two and a half hours. But everything you wanted in an action movie, I give it A-minus. I hear The Rock like picks up missiles with his hands and throws them. It's pretty amazing. I'm like, yeah, no, it's

legit. And it's funny, I watched it with Mike and he does set his watch at the beginning of the movie, he sets the timer so I'm pretty sure that's time that time he gave us accurate. He's like so into every detail. That's weird.

That's what my son does. Yeah. So weird. Movie people. Wait, why did he set us watch during the movie? Ask him, I think he was checking the timer, right? Mike Dee, why would you say your watch? I just do that timer.

Oh, okay. He was just looking at what I was, and he makes up this whole story. Oh, I thought you were like, setting the button, but you were checking the time. Right when it started, he did it, right? Yeah. Okay.

I'd like to see how long the previews run. The previews. Okay, there is something nerdy. Okay. I time out everything. I time every flight I get on. As soon as the plane starts moving, I hit the timer. Because sometimes you change time zones, you got to know exactly how long your flight is.

Look at your phone. I like how you acted like you hit the timer on your watch. The watch you don't wear a watch. Use your phones. I need my phone. That's true. I don't wear a watch. I tried

I'm not a watch guy I know Or jewelry I have I want to watch No no no I have three watches One my dad gave me

One you gave me And one that we got from work A movement watch What would have worked Oh no no That was an endorsement I was doing That I got Yeah yeah yeah that's what I mean

So I got you two watches Well the work Bobby's work Your work Your work Your work Our work So the parents were in town

Huh Oh man It's been so much fun Yes They drove up from San Antonio They drove from San Antonio and brought a lot of food with them. In the car for 12 hours? Yeah, my dad, his thing is to collect coolers.

So he's got all different sizes. And he just brought all of everything, meat, tortillas, cheese. Did they drive in a car? Yeah, a tiny little SUV. How do they fit coolers of all that in the car? They don't have kids. It's just them too. So the back seat and the very back is all theirs for coolers.

So are they still in town? They're still here until Wednesday. And they drive back. And they drive back. That's a long drive. Did they stop on Little Rock or anything? They used to, but now they just, my dad likes to go all the way. Do they still enjoy each other?

I think so. Now, it's weird. How long have married, first of all? Oh, gosh, I don't know. 40 years? 40 years. Probably 40 years, yeah. Wow.

And the thing is, like, before they wouldn't spend a lot of time together, my dad would be like, I'm just going to go to the store, I'll be right back by himself. But now he can't do anything by himself. He's just like, mom, let's go to the store. And then they'll go to the store together and they're like, hey, we're going to take a nap in the hotel, and they go to the hotel, take a nap. They don't stay with you guys? They don't.

They have a hotel. In the past, they've stayed with us, and we just feel like it's a little too much. Did you tell them? No, it's just kind of an understanding. There's never understanding. That's like a mutual breakup. Like, who was the first to bring it up? No one.

Somebody had to be the first person. Because we've always kept offering. Maybe it's the look in our faces or what, but they've always just. You're like, so, you want to stay at our house? Yeah. They finally said, they've always done hotel. They're always saying, don't worry about it. You guys don't, just sorry.

There's just not enough room here. we'll go to the hotel. And you love it. The space? Yeah. Of course. Let's stay here up for two weeks as they want. Well, is that a good time?

Love it. That's good. Happy Easter. Earlier I was talking about my girlfriend and I, I've been together, I guess, nine or ten months or so. And I find it's getting harder and harder to make her laugh, like really hard. And I'm like, she's just getting used to me. And I'm like, that's scary because it's like you start to get used to everything.

And who wants to be in something where you're just used to things? It's like, ugh, I have to have to work harder. And so a lot of people are on the phone now. Melissa and Lynchburg, Virginia, good morning. Good morning. Thank you for calling. Now, you hear me freaking out on the air, and this is genuine freakoutness. What do you think about this?

Well, I mean, everybody goes to their own experiences. Me personally, me and my husband have been together for 13. We've been together for 14 years, married for 13. And, I mean, he drives me crazy some days, but he can steal. I mean, honestly, I get butterflies when I look at him still. I still hear songs on the radio and think about him constantly. I mean, you have your ups and downs, but it is so worth it, especially when it's the right person, because, I mean, the other night,

case in point, he's getting ready for bed, and in mid-sentence, I just forgot what I was saying. And he wasn't doing anything special. He was just getting ready for bed. I hear this, and it feels like you're the, couple from this as us. And I'm like, that can't be real. It is, but I mean, don't get me wrong. We, like I said, we've had our ups and downs and our marriage has been at the brink of ending several times, but it's worth it. It does take work and it does take time, but in the end, it's worth

it. Well, I appreciate that. Thank you for your time. Thank you for your call. Thank you. Bye-bye. Bye, Melissa. Let's go to Lynn in Arkansas. Hi, Lynn. Thanks for calling in. Hi, thank you. You're welcome. You've been married for 20 years. Yes. Okay. What's the secret? Making each other laugh. It's like our goal every day to make each other laugh.

And we don't do like a slit, you know, like a stick. Like I'm funny. I mean, I'm really funny. I could be on your show. I'm so funny. But in reality, we laugh about the funniest things or the silliest things. And the longer you're together, like, okay, like I'm the biggest class in the world and I'm sitting on the edge of the bathtub. tub. We have an antique bathtub. We live in an old house. It's built in 1921. I fall, break the tub. I'm in the tub, and the tub doesn't

really break, but like the legs do. They come out from under it. What do I do? I scream, get the camera. Get the camera. Yeah, you sound like a character. Hello. No, I get it. Like, I get it. I hear what you're saying. I'm just trying to process it all, Lynn, you know? I mean, really, just give it some time. you don't have to put on a show. That's what I do, though. But don't. But I do. I feel like, that's what I get, that's how I eat.

Honey, we're from Arkansas, baby. We are. You don't have to put them on the show. And you don't, you don't, just be you. All right, Lynn. Sometimes me's not, I don't feel like it's good enough, Lynn. And you're funny just talking. I mean, come on.

You're like me. We just stuck. It's not even trying. I'm funnier than lunchbox, okay? Oh! She's funny. She's funny. Dang, she comes in to tagging people, too.

You know what? I'm going to be nice today. Oh, wow. I'm going to be nice today, but I'm just glad for her looks aren't everything. Oh. No, really, I'm saying, I just love once. It's so funny. Now what would you like to say back?

She's probably pretty hot. Yeah, sorry. You're going to have your own private joke. Yeah. You're going to, you know, accumulate things in things that you do. You just make your fun. I mean, everything is funny. I mean, if you look at it and not get serious.

about anything and get too serious. I mean, you laugh about the facts or, you know, you broke the bathtub. I don't want to get serious about anything. You're right. I like her advice. Get serious about nothing. Now we're talking. Glenn, thank you for the call.

Don't be disappointed? No, your first reaction to everything is get the camera. I know. I don't get serious. You know, we try to encourage positivity on the show a lot, and it's not always this humongous gesture. Sometimes it's the small things. I read the story this morning from the Atlanta Journal Constitution.

The employees of a wine shop, and again, they just worked there, and it was located near a construction site in Atlanta, and they wanted to do something nice for the construction workers. And literally, these guys were just working on the street, but they've been there, and they've been working hard for days and days. So they went and got them, soda, water, lemonade, and a bunch of burgers, and they just went over and said, hey, thanks for just working hard.

And, I mean, really, there was nothing more to it. Just being thoughtful. It was just like, these guys are out working hard. It's hot outside. There's a lot to do, so we're going to go by on burglars. burgers and like that's it there's no there's no agenda here yeah and that's awesome it's little things like that man that just changed like the course of how people think so uh oh this one's a weird one a married couple in the u.s they're trying to have kids okay yeah and as they're trying to

have kids they have this test done to see and the DNA test is that it turns out they were twins wait no way what no way yeah huh no but they were separated at first? A married couple in the U.S. in the U.S. That was the thing, too, because I was like, come on. Is this in like baguagoguay? Because that shows where these stories are.

A married couple in the United States discovered they were biological twins after getting routine DNA test down at an IVF clinic. They were struggling to conceive naturally. They met in college. They attended the clinic in Mississippi and hoped that they would have their own child. I mean. They're twins. Maybe that's why they're attracted to each other so much.

Yeah, probably. They're like, dang. But what are the odds? You look like me. They're hot. I know, right? Like, you really wanted to the back story, and they're keeping it anonymous for now because of that. Crazy, huh?

A lot of these mommy shamers are out mommy shaming Kelly Clarkson because she gave her two-year-old Nutella. You have a problem with this? Or no, before I played the clip. No, I love Kelly Clarkson. She can give her daughter Nutella. I probably wouldn't, but I'm not going to shame her for doing it. Remember, do you like Nutella? Yeah.

You like it? Yeah. It's pretty good. Yeah. You like Australia? you? So everybody's like, I can't believe you give

your kid Nutella. So you, go ahead. I don't know. These people not have anything better to do. These mom shamers? Eddie? You have two kids? There's nothing wrong with Nutella. You're a three-year-old.

He loves him some Nutella. Hershey syrup, Nutella, Nestle Crunch, whatever. Yeah? Loves it. Any daddy shamers come out? No, because I'm not. I don't really post their diet. Like, I post sometimes, like, I try to get them to eat healthy, so I post pictures of that.

But, no, I don't really post, like, them eating cake. Oh, yeah, that's true. I mean, cake. No, I mean, I think it's cool when people, like, try to help you better your parenting. Come on. In reality, stop. No, it is cool. Like, that means they care about what you're doing.

It's cool if you ask them. Totally. I don't think. When they butt in, it's not so cool. Yeah. Now, let's be honest. When you come and you're, like, and I get parenting advice, that's done. mostly tongue and cheek because I always go, you know what, I have a lot of history of having

no kids. Correct. And I say that really knowing, I have no idea. Yes, and I bring that to you. And listen or sometimes I get mad at me when we do those segments where I'm like, oh, listen, I've had kids for zero years. I know a little bit, 98% of it's tongue and cheek. Yeah.

2% of it like I'm for sure about it. But here's the deal though. When you recommend something or give me a tip, I still go home and try it. And if it works, cool. If it doesn't, well, it's the time it doesn't work. But I still try it. Well, good for you. Good for you.

Good for you. We just talked about that. There was Christian Bell on the set. Remember whenever the lighting guy messed up? Oh, yes. And he starts screaming at him, Good for you. That was a legendary clip.

You want to hear another funny clip? Yeah. I don't even watch the show, but I just pulled it because it is so ridiculous that it can't be real. Kim Kardashian, on keeping up with Kardashian, she's too tired to build her mansion. That's what the clip said. I haven't even heard it yet.

Oh, my goodness. All I saw was this, and I said, Ray, please pull this down. When are you supposed to move into your palace? Well, it's pretty much done. Okay. But I just stopped the project. I just told everyone to stop. I'm just so tired.

I can't even, like, function. So, I mean, she does work all the time. Okay, good. She's traveling. They call it a palace, too. So how's it going to do a palace? Yeah. I think that was Chloe being a little facetious.

What's the deal with those girls? How do they keep making shows? Like, what's happening in their life so much they can keep making shows? seasons. People are watching it, man. Yeah, I mean, they're dating, they're having kids. I like Chloe's Snapchat. Yeah. Yeah, she puts good workouts up and everything. This is what's funny about this show, because I've never seen an episode. I have no interest in any of them. I can't tell the Jenner's apart, the Kendall, Kylie, any of them, right? So, but I'll be like, I don't get it. And everybody's like, yeah, I mean, well, I do. Amy's like, and then life's like, yeah, but they do.

So there is something there. I get there something there because things don't last without there being something there. Because people would just stop watching. It's like if everybody starts saying, hey, this show's really good, and you hear it from 90 different places, odds are the show's pretty good. It's what I call the soprano effect. Never seen episode of The Sopranos? One of the greatest shows of all time. And I don't have to see it.

There's just enough people around me that I know that's one of the greatest shows of all time. The Kardashians, maybe you're part of the... Part of the greatest shows of all time. Oh. No. No way. Maybe. Bobby Bones, everybody. America.

This is a Bobby Bones show. This is a manhunt underway for this Facebook live shooter. I don't know if you saw it on the news yesterday or even this morning, but a guy's on Facebook and he's like, I'm going to go and shoot somebody. And he does. And he goes up and he walks up and just kills this guy on Facebook. And so they don't have him. I just saw it pinged him in Pennsylvania because he apparently turned his cell phone on.

And so this is the police chief. We want this to end with as much peace. as we can bring to this right now. And we want him to turn himself in. I know Steve that you have a relationship with some of our clergy out here in Northeast Ohio. I encourage you to give him a call and talk to them and then call us and turn yourself in.

He's obviously nuts and you just hope he doesn't keep being nuts. You hope that he doesn't shoot anybody else. If he starts to get real nuts, he just shoots himself. Just because that's just... Just to, yeah, keep him from killing anybody else, yeah. I can't watch stuff like that I saw a bunch of posting the video

Anybody watch it? No They showed it on the news Yeah they showed it on the news They actually showed it I would have turned my head Well, oh You mean of him actually doing? Yeah

Oh no, I'm sorry I was watching his Him like talking on the thing No no I'm talking about the actual showing Oh gosh no Because everybody was posting links Last night I was like I'm not watching that

How would you want to No but this morning I did think it was odd on the news Which is this I feel weird been saying this so now I don't even want to say it but I'll say it but showed the fire department like power washing where it all happened and I'm like okay like I don't need to see you power like no it's sad like someone's was just right there and now you're power washing it that's a weird thing to show Eddie used to do news yeah Eddie was a cameraman producer it was actually called a photog a photog a photog that's how I started and man I just saw some a lot of stuff that I just didn't want to see in my life and

it's hard to get rid of that stuff once you see it. Isn't it the rule, though, don't shoot things like that. Correct. And I didn't know that the first time I went out. I just kind of covered everything I saw on the scene, and I got back, and my bosses were like, let's talk about this for a second. You don't shoot that. You just don't want it to accidentally get on air. It's almost like the news is fighting to get anything. Like, they want to just be sensation.

You have to remember, too, the news is like anything else, like this show. The news needs ratings. The news is not a public service. The news needs ratings Like we need ratings And so they're providing And trying to do What will get them

The biggest ratings The news is not Any part of the special people People's interest No they don't have to say anything They have their own opinions Look at the big cable news Networks

They have their own opinions Oh yeah You're watching opinion news And some of it's so Blately obvious And annoying these days That it's not even It's like where do you go

For real news anymore Like I remember the good old days, the Ted Cople. You know? Yeah. Dang. I tell you, I was what, looking at this United story and the bride and groom, they were kicked off the flight.

Did you guys see this? Yeah, what is going on. What is happening? I'll tell you what happened, and I'll tell you why, how Bobby Isit. Okay. What I think really happened. Okay. A bride and groom were headed to Costa Rica for their wedding, and they got kicked off a

United flight out of Houston on Saturday afternoon. I want to play you a clip here. We decided just to sit a few rows in front of our seat, because it was an empty row. There's plenty of empty rows. The airline said in a statement that the couple, quote, repeatedly attempted to sit in upgraded seating and, quote, would not follow crew instructions to return to their assigned seats. A marshal came back, not more than two minutes later,

and removed us from the plane. The bride and groom spent the night in Houston. I want to be on the beach at my friends with my fiance and get ready for my wedding. The couple got there today, but not before they say they learned a valuable lesson about flying the friendly skies with United. they're going to start losing money if they keep treating their patrons like this. So this is a third united thing in a row.

One, you got the eye getting drug off the flight. Two, you got the scorpion death lock that happens on the dude in the plane. And then they have this one here. So this is supposedly what happened. They get on the flight. They go back. There's a dude who's napping in the entire row. He lifts up the arm rest and just goes to sleep. So they went up a few rows and sat down. Okay? And the people went to him to say, hey, go back to your seat.

They're like, well, there's a guy sleeping there. And so that's supposedly the story. and they kicked them off. Okay. Now, what do I think happen? I think really there was somebody napping in the whole row. They didn't go to first class is the thing. If they didn't go to first class, I would have really believed the airline.

But they didn't go to first class. They went up a few rows to like, just barely. There's like a little more leg room. It wasn't enough to be like luxurious, like trying to get a front row seat. It's like comfort seating. Right. There's really almost no difference there. Like an extra 20 bucks.

Except you get an inch of your legs. So I think that it's me just speculating here that they made a bad decision of kicking them off and now they're trying again to PR this thing. Oh, great. But here's also, everybody's like, well, United, they're going under. Nobody cares. Really?

This is what United should do. I'll tell you, if I were working and fixing United. That's what I do. It's okay. Thanks for giving me the company, first of all, because I've had no experience being a CEO. I appreciate this. But now let's get to work.

First thing we do is we hire somebody that people like. So I'm going to hire Anna Kendrick and you're going to be our spokesperson for the next 30 days. Everybody loves Anna Kendrick. Like what does she down to make people mad? And she liked the most friendly celebrity? Sure. It's either Anna Kendrick or Shaq.

You know, one of the two. And so you take one of those two, you put them on TV with me, the CEO. And you go, hey, listen, I'm here with Andy Kendrick because you like her and you probably don't like me right now. So we're at even. I just want to say, we suck. We know it's been sucking for the last four or five months. We acknowledge that.

And now we're about to get better because we know that we have been doing really bad. If you don't say that, people will never trust you. You have to first admit that you did wrong before people will start going, okay, maybe they're right. But most people don't care, okay, right? So you go, okay, we suck. And here's what we're going to do. We're going to beat everybody's prices for sure over the next X amount of days. You show us a cheaper flight.

We'll hook you up. Oh, your price match guaranteeing? That's it. Wow. All people care about how much it costs every week to get groceries. Yeah. And they put gas in their car and to get their kids at school. People don't even fly that much at normal people.

I do because I work. I'm closer to it. but normal folks don't fly that much because it's expensive. All we care about is getting point A to B if you have to fly once or twice a year playing tickets are so expensive. Yeah, you're going to go with the cheapest. Just get me the cheapest flight.

And so all they got to do is be cheap for a while and come out and say we screwed up. And they're back and nobody cares. That's it. And Andrew Kendrick's sitting beside me. So we're all good. Or it's like, maybe you cater to different audiences. You want to get the nicest guy in country music?

Hey, it's me and Keith. And I'm Keith Lubin. And we're here and we're here to talk to you about United. Yes, United, Bobby, where the airlines now are the nicest in the world. Like me, Keith Ubin. And I'm like, write Keith, play it's the song. I'm Keith Ubin. United. It's so nice. We'll see you soon, everybody. Bam. That's all you got to do. Take it. Say, I did wrong, but for now on, I've learned I'm going to

do right. And beside me, Mr. Keith Irvin. Money in the bank. Start printing money again. Go ahead. You're not going to leave this job if you get the CEO job, are you? That was pretty good. Like, they may be listening right now and be like, you know what? Sometimes I just think people like common sense when it comes to let's fix things. Like if I, if I were in a scandal, I'd be like, all right, I should create a scandal soon. Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to get into scandal real soon.

And everybody's going to be like, but secretly we're going to know I set it all up, even though people are going to be, oh. And then I'm going to come out and be like, I'm really sorry about that. With Anna Kendrick. And Keith Irving. But probably Keith Urban. It'll be like, guys say it's by bones. And I'm Keith up. The nicest going country music.

And if it's real bad, then it's like, and we're a little big town. Everyone. Yeah. It's like, I bring it all the nicest people. Boy, and if it's like a humdinger, and it's like, and I'm Christian, it's like, and I'm Christian, it's like, harmonica. If it's really bad. Yeah, if it's really bad.

You just march in the troops. Anything else? I'm supposed to play a song. I didn't get to it. Solved some really big problems. You know what? I'll tell you this. I read Charlemagne's book from The Breakfast Club comes out tomorrow, right?

Yeah, I pre-ordered. I read the whole book. I read it. I got it on Friday. I read it until yesterday. You got advanced copy? I did. And a couple fun things.

For me, one, I thought it was a really great book. We grew up similarly. I think that's why we're such good friends. Secondly, I got three name drop stories about me in that book. And I was like, I didn't know any of them where coming. I was like, oh, he's right about me in the book. That's cool. Oh, he didn't tell you what the story is.

No, I didn't know anything about it. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. So, and Charlemagne does a morning show, the big hip-hop morning. show in New York called The Breakfast Club. So thirdly, he did thank three people on the show and the acknowledgments as well. So three stories, Andy thanked Radio Amy. But first of it was me, then Radio Amy, then producer Eddie.

That's what's up? You got it? Really? But why? Why did he do? Oh, you've met, dude, I met him back in the day. We've old buddies. Cowboy fans. I'm still like, what did I do? I don't know. But yeah, you two in the acknowledgements. That's awesome. Nice, Salome.

What got out tomorrow. Charlemagne? There's some bad words in it. No, of course. Yeah, in the book. A lot of. That's just him being him. Yeah, it is.

It's a good book, though. It's good. It's awesome. I thought you took you to know. You're in the acknowledgments. Dang. Oh, crap. Tell my dad.

Have you ever even met him lunch rocks? Yeah, I met him all the time. No, you know. All the time. This is like, I walk down the street and everybody tells me. What's his cousin's name? Wax. Oh, well.

It's not. It's not. No, he just calls him because. They do. They do say their cousin. They're cousins. No, they don't. I swear to you.

But that's not his cousin. Okay, bye. They're not real. Here's what's happening this week. Today, the Boston Marathon, it has started already. And Dirk's Bentley's wife's running it. You can follow Dirk's Twitter account if you want to see what's going on there. Also, Jake Owen stops by my house tonight for the Bobbycast, which is just two dudes, as they say, chopping it up, talking about life.

So search Bobbycast and you get on that. Tomorrow, Charlemagne from The Breakfast Club book comes out. It's tax day, by the way, too. Eddie, are you done? Big day. No, no, no. I filed for an extension. But you still have to pay.

Yes, I'm going to have to pay something. Are you paying tomorrow? I am paying tomorrow. Some money. Some. Yes. So you're going to get that interest. I'm probably going to take a little bit of interest, but I'm paying what I can.

See, here's the thing about this show. We do outside jobs, too, like appearances to make money. And sometimes when those checks come, they don't take taxes out of them. And Eddie never took taxes out of his. Correct. So now Eddie's got to pay taxes back, and he's like, whoa, well, it was me. Man, we had a great plan too when all of this started. But if you take the taxes out when it happens, you don't have this.

I know, we have kids, though. You know, stuff comes up, so we had to pull some of that money out. Oh. But you know what comes up more than kids? Taxes. That's true. Every year. On Wednesday, the largest asteroid ever expected to pass by Earth barely goes by.

Whoa. That's messed up. And scientists say we're safe. But listen, let's just play the odds for a second. Eventually, Earth's being hit by a huge asteroid. They come by all the time. Eventually, one has to come right for us. Didn't that happen already with the dinosaurs?

That wasn't a documentary. That was called Colerfield. Oh, land before time. No. It's called Armageddon. Ben Affleck. That wasn't Armaged. Yes.

That's Wednesday. The asteroid comes by. On Thursday, it's 420. Dudes. So dumb. I've never even tried weed. Right. But it's like Marijuana Day.

Yes. How lame am I? It's Marijuana Day. A Reefer Day. Listen, I've never tried it. I mean, I've never tried anything like it. I wonder if it were totally legal if I would like eat something. I've never smoked anything in my life.

Like anything. Just not even because I'm, I don't care. Like I don't care. But it's like I can't imagine breathing something hot into my lungs. I don't even like drinking hot stuff. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think you would because alcohol is legal and you haven't done that.

I've never drank alcohol. You're right. That's true. But. So if you went to Colorado, I wouldn't. No, I wouldn't. Do you want to live in the state that it's legal in? It needs to be legal all over the country.

Okay. Because he's been to California, and it's legal in California. Yeah. I'm curious about alcohol and drugs. Like I am, I'm wondering like, man, everybody looks like they have so much fun and they drink. Like, you guys go out and you drink and it's like they smile so much. Like, I'm not lying. You smile so much.

Well, but for some people, alcohol is a huge downer. I know. You could be the opposite, and then you'd be like a real bummer. And everyone has been the opposite in my family. Yeah. So you just have to, and the great thing is you're aware. of that. But it's like, and you've been able to use that to make.

I've always thought, should I be stronger? Can I be stronger? I have more alcohol in my house that if I decided ever to just let it go, boys, we're having a high dollar party. I got bought, people will send, like, people will send me bottles of champagne that costs like a thousand dollars. You got that dom in there. And here's the thing, I have $5 champagne and a thousand on champagne, and I don't know the

difference of which they are in my house. You can come to my house and be like, I'll take the $5 one, but trick me. And I would have no idea. But if we ever go down, it's going down. down for real that's 420 day on thursday what nothing as googling the wine you got me for my birthday again yeah because I still can't believe you spent that much

you drink it yet no I'm saving it for something special like when you give me his Jeezy's well hey yeah wait let's still working on that so on my birthday it's 417 is not you 420 yet on my birthday 15 days ago Amy got me up here a yeasy 15 days ago and they're not here yet wow I have now multiple people on it.

Yeah. And then I've been like, okay, if I'm going to have to bite the bull and just like buys them somewhere, how do I know I'm buying the right thing? You don't. I saw some guy post on Twitter. He thought he was buying real ones

and he got slippers in the mail. What? They looked like he's easy. On Friday, Brad Paisley's album, Love and War comes out. He'll be in the studio Friday too. Also, Cheryl Crowe's album, Be Myself, comes out.

I love Cheryl Crowe. I downloaded, like, the new stuff. Yeah. I like it. That sounds cool. Yeah, it's cool. I'm a big Cheryl Crow fan just period, like in life. It's called Be Myself on a Cheryl Crow.

Pretty cool, huh? So I'm probably juniors on the record, too. Oh, really? Yeah. I love music, man. I don't know anybody who hates music, just to say. Because I always like people who are you into. Well, yeah, everybody likes music.

Yeah, no, like my dad doesn't really like music. That's weird. Someone not liking music. it's like a girl not liking to dance to me. Like who doesn't like to? If you're a girl, you should like to dance. I've never been a girl who doesn't like to dance. Yeah, good point. But then I have met one or two and I'm like, what's wrong with you?

My wife doesn't like to dance. Really? Oh. At all? No. What? That's weird. Zero.

That's weird. Yeah. Right? That's a little weird because I love it. Like, I was dancing right now to Cheryl Crowe. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know any girls that don't like to dance, baby?

No, I don't want. Now I do. One. That's it. Yeah. Wow. Weird. Do you know about it doesn't like music?

One, my dad. What do you mean? Like he doesn't listen to music period? No, no, like he doesn't really listen to music. Oh. Mm-mm. So where did you get your love for music? My mom loves music.

Yeah. What's you ever in the house? Music? Yeah. Beatles, non-stop. Oldies? She loves the oldies. She's an oldie, though.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I got to say, I've said something that got Amy in trouble, and I don't want people to be irritated at you about it. So I'll just kind of say what happened here. So if you're new to the show, or even if you're a long-timer, Amy's been in the process of adopting a kid for four years. Two kids. Two kids, excuse me.

She's been in the adoptive process. See, I see stupid stuff all the time. Well, no. I don't know. I can't help it. So she's been in this process for a long time. And it's been emotional at times and frustrating at times and awesome at times. It's been a roller coaster.

It has been, I mean, it really is the Texas giant, man. And it's just, hold on time. Basically. And we're waiting and soon it could end. But when new listeners come to the show and we're just like, Amy's two kids, they don't know she's going through the adoption process. So I often say so people can catch up with the show quickly, Amy's kids that she's adopting, her adoptive kids. Just so people that have never heard the show will know the story. Right.

But people are getting mad at you because you're not referring to them as just your children. Well, I started to pay attention to that when I got an email and then a couple of different people on social media. It was like, hey, y'all often refer to your kids as not just your kids. You always are saying like, the kids Amy adopted or your adopted kids. And she's like, whenever y'all talk about Eddie's children, you're not like Eddie's biological children or anything. Yeah, just to be sure. Yeah. And so I was like, okay, yeah, we're just trying to paint a clear picture because, yeah, people, we want them to know the full story.

But of course, if my kids are ever with me, I don't introduce them as my adopted children or something. But I don't know. Fair response. It's my fault, but I have to describe things to new listeners that come in. Right. And it's not seen as any sort of slight or anything lesser than. Right. Also, they don't live in your house right now.

And if we're talking about your, like Eddie's kids, guess where Eddie's kids live? They're in my house. A lot. Day in, day out. And right now, yours aren't. No. And we have to explain why they're not. Right.

So it's my fault. So I don't want you to feel bad about that. I also, I'll say this too. I gave Amy a check for her adoptive baby-baby adoption shower. We weren't invited to if you were over. Because it was all girls. Yeah. And a kid.

And a boy. And a boy. And a boy. And a boy. And so. He was eight. So. Still male.

Samanix. Yep. So I gave her a money order. Because oftentimes we'll get, oh, by the way, like the person who like looks over my checking account messaged me and was like. Oh, because I deposited this other. Yes. She was like.

Who, that Lindsay? What? Lindsay, looking over your time? No. No. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh, no. Like my business manager. My business. I was wondering if that checking account was still open. I got a message and she was like, did you write some checks to Amy? Oh, boy. And I was like, oh, like three years ago.

But you didn't put the date on them. I've been giving Amy. And they had my old address on it too. Yeah, I did. And have like your cats and dogs on it? It's like, does he still have annual checks? All my checks go to the main society. Okay.

But I don't use that many checks. But so what happened was I gave me a money. order again to help for school for her kids. And I didn't sign the money order. She has it now and she can't use it because I didn't sign it. So the checks I didn't think I was going to be able to cash from years ago. I was able to cash. The money order

that's brand new? Worthless. Good Lord makes everything even, doesn't me. Don't worry, Amy. He'll probably make you play some games for it or something. So here's a game called When your kids call it money. Also are you going to sign it? Or what? I don't know. I haven't. Well, you guys. Let's vote. Yes or no? Take your time. Let's take your time.

Let's think about it. Yeah. You got plenty of time. A little Sam Hunt, a little time of time? Yeah. I don't know if you got that check right now, but maybe. That's funny. That's what you do.

Amy didn't get it. Hey, if only one person gets it, the joke told. It's funny. There's a YouTube video of this girl, and she's a fashion model, and she blogs about what she eats and her life. And so she's cooking food, and she goes and buys groceries, and she puts a can of Pam on the stove. Oh. As she's talking about it, and the thing explodes right in the middle of the YouTube video. It's amazing.

Listen to this. Thank you guys so much for watching. I hope you enjoy. Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? Turn off the thing.

What happened? Oh, my goodness. Gun shots. A can of Pam. There's two cans, actually, I think. A Pam on the stove and turn the stove on and then she just lets it go and starts talking for an hour. Wow. So it was the...

Do you want to hear it again? Yes. The thing. Thank you guys so much for watching. I hope you enjoy. Are you okay? Are you okay? Yeah, it's better be with Cooper.

Are you okay? Turn it off the thing. The thing. That sounds so scary. Yeah. I mean, I would think like somebody is shooting me. Okay, so afterwards she's like, okay, she had to shoot the end of her video, of course. So then she goes and she sits down on the bed here.

The stove's getting heat up and the green beans are in it and the oven's on, cooking the potatoes. I'm like, oh, I'll just film my outro, so I don't have to do it later. So as I'm filming, the two bottles of Pam explode. And I'm not joking when I say that was literally the scariest moment on my life because I thought, like, a bomb had exploded or something, and it shook me. Like, it shook the apartment. It was a loudest noise. My ears are still kind of ringing.

Isn't that crazy? Yeah. I would believe how that, I could believe how that would be super scary. One more time. Thank you guys so much for watching. I hope you enjoy. That is crazy. Wow.

She didn't get hurt, so it's okay, and don't put balls of pamph! Do not. Don't put anything in a... No. With air... Air assault. Inside of a can... Just don't put anything by the stove.

Yeah, anything, especially if it's an electric... One of the flat ones, it's hard. It is hard. Sometimes you... Yeah. I burn my hand on it. Yes, me too. Okay, here's a listener suggested bit that we do.

Okay. Listener requested segments. Okay, so I don't think we're going to do it today. What is it? But a listener was like, hey, you guys should do the name drop segment where you name drop the coolest thing you've ever done with anyone famous. Because I tend to stay away from, I tend to stay away from people anyway. But it's like, think about the most famous thing you've ever done with the,

in the name, you can even say something you said on the air before. Listener requested segments. Okay. So maybe tomorrow we do that. We could. I like it when listeners request segments. And Ray, our producer, Raymond, made this. He was like, hey, I made you a piece of imaging if you do that.

Listener requested segments. So maybe tomorrow, think about that. Okay, so name drop. Like something you done this really cool that people were like, ah, stop name dropping. Cool? Cool. Got it.

All right. Got it. Lunchbox's wife's mad. Why? Why? Well, I didn't get her an Easter basket. Okay. What?

And I was going to the. grocery store on Saturday. And she's like, I'll go with you. I was like, you don't have to go. I'll go by myself. So in her head, she thought, oh, he's getting me an Easter basket. So she went to bed on Saturday night, and I stayed up later. And she was like, oh, he's staying up because he wants to put the Easter basket out for me in the morning. So she got up Sunday morning, goes downstairs, looks in the kitchen, and there's no Easter basket. And so she had it all built up in her head that I got her this Easter basket. And I was going to surprise her with it. And there was no Easter basket.

And in my head I was like, I didn't know adults got Easter baskets. I didn't know that either. So she was disappointed. Yeah. She thought I was trying to surprise her because I was like, no, I'll go by myself to the store. And I stayed up later and she's like, oh, yes, we have to get the Easter basket out of the car. You just didn't know that was a thing for her, huh?

Didn't know that was a thing. Had no idea. That's not your parents did for her every year? Yeah, I guess so. Family tradition. Do you feel like you failed or are you like, I just had no idea? I think there was a lack of communication on her part. Like, you know, there's a thing called communication between a married couple, and you got to let me know, hey, I'm used to getting an Easter basket.

What'd y'all do last Easter? I don't know. I think her parents mailed her one. They mailed something in the mail. And you didn't notice. I just thought, oh, that's cool. Like, her first married Easter because they sent me a little, like, chocolate bunny. And I was like, oh, I thought they were just being nice.

How did you react to her being upset about it? I was like, oh, I didn't know adults got Easter baskets. And she goes, it's just something that takes me back to my, you know, with my parents. I'm like, yeah, sorry about that. That's my bad. What you want me to say? You said it's my bad. Will it affect you next year?

No, I just go today. They're on clearance. Okay. But will it affect you next year? Yeah, next year I'll get an Easter basket. And you'll put effort into it because you'll put a little bunny in there, put a little plastic egg and be like opening up and it like have a little surprise in it. That's cute. Like what kind of surprise?

Like a picture of me or something. I don't know. Sounds awesome. I don't know. I can find something. Not a lot of things. those little eggs. That's the thing. That's not true. I watch YouTube videos. This guy opened up those eggs for kids. They're like an hour long. All he does is open up eggs.

It's like a fire truck, thimble, dental floss, a string. And I can't stop watching them. But yes. Yeah, you should do something special. Not just clearance. Like, do something today. I will. I'll get an Easter basket. But not just a clearance Easter basket. That's all there's going to be left because they're on clearance. Get something else and like make something or put something in there. Okay. Just to show that you care a little more than getting on a clearance. All right. I feel like he's just messing up.

I don't know what you want me to do. I don't. I'm not going to make anything. I'm not going to weave a basket out of yarn or something. That would be awesome. Happy Easter. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America.

This is a Bobby Bones show. Went to watch John Mayer in Minneapolis on Saturday night. And it was really the only weekend that I've had off or was going to have off for a couple of months. And so Lindsay and I both are massive John Mayer fans. And so we just went. We just went and packed it up and went up. A little mini-vayay. Yeah, it was quick.

But it was a lot of fun. And so we get there. So first of all, we go, and I know someone that works at the record label in New York, like John Mayer's guy. And so we have great seats, like total hookup. It was amazing. And so we go back and see John before the show for a few. minutes and just talk a bit and Lindsay had never met him and she's you know plays guitar and

is a guitar like nerd she's like I really want to ask him about his guitar battle but she's like I'm not going to because I don't want so I asked him and I was like hey what guitar pedal do you play on your new song Rosie and he starts talking to me and I have no idea what he's talking about none he probably talks for three minutes and I have Eddie it's like have I started talking to you about the war of 1812 yeah and I'm just going in depth about at what point I'd zone out but you would act interested oh I would just stare at look at you, like, yeah, oh, cool, cool, it's so cool. And I was just praying he wouldn't ask me a question back because I have no idea. Well, he obviously thinks you're interested because

you asked him the question. Here's the key to of bonding with people, even if people you don't, like, let's say you're closing a business deal. Let's say you were meeting a client or you have a first date or it doesn't matter. Human to human, if you can find that common thread with someone, this wasn't a common thread for us, but this is going to be my point because I didn't know, I didn't know what I was asking. It doesn't matter about what you're trying to get. It matters what you can get, and that's how you get there. So let's say I meet you for the first time. Okay.

And I'm like, okay, I'm going to meet this girl named Amy. We have to go meet about a client. I want you to buy advertising on the show. Okay. I have to find what human thing we have in common. Okay. And then that's how you hit it off, and that's where the whole relationship is made. It's not the business part of it.

That's way secondary. People get focused on the, we've got to present the best business portfolio present. That's 10% of it. It's all about finding the human thread that matters. When people like you, they are much more likely to work with you. When people like what you look like, it doesn't be your looks, but just how you present yourself. How you present yourself, how human you are. Damn, you close the deal.

That's the key. So would you suggest Facebook stalking to kind of just see what they're about? Yeah, sure. Any kind of stalking, yeah. Yeah. Any kind. As long as you can find out what their hobby is, hit them with it. Because people, also people love talking about themselves.

period. Yeah. Doesn't matter who they are. If you can get someone talking about themselves, like if I were like, hey, Amy, my cousin adopted too.

Like, how's your process going? Amy would be like, that's it. You're in. I'd be like, how much time do you have? Yeah.

So just as a general rule, know that that's how to get into people. Find what they're passionate about and get them talking. Okay. John Mary's talking about the guitar pedal. I have no idea what he's talking about. It's like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Music, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Lentzies in the background, like, like taking notes. So we go and we go up and we sit in the show and, you know, he starts to play songs and he plays the song. I plays Rosie. It just came out like two days before. He plays like slow dancing and a burning room. Plays Free Falling.

And I'm free. Plays neon. Now before I say anything else, what songs at a John Mayor concert, and you each can pick one, does he have? have to play. Eddie. Easy. Go ahead. Body's a Wonderland.

Play it. You think he has to. You have to. That's his jam. Didn't play it. What? He did it. How is that possible? Because it's, that's like.

His jam. That's like basic John Mayer. Wow. So he, this means that he expects that only the big fans come to his show. I think that he may play at some shows. I think he plays different stuff every night. He doesn't have a fixed set list. Disappointing.

And I was happy to play it. I'm not even. I'm a fan of the song. I'm a hardcore John Mayor fan. I was like, please don't play Bodies Montana. And he didn't. That's like if you go to a Neil Diamond concert, he doesn't play Sweet Caroline.

That's not true. What are you talking about? It's exactly true. That's Neil's only hit. No, it's not. But still. So he didn't play that. What else would you have to play?

What about 3 by 5? He didn't play that. What is that? What is that? What is that? 3x 5. Wow. Sorry.

It's a picture. I'm giving you, that's props. I got one. I just got respect. Hey, Bob. Come on, I know more, too. I know deep cuts. The one running through the hallways.

The one about... No such thing. His first single. I don't know. I don't know. I want to scream at the top of my lungs. I know that one. What?

He just found out there's no such thing as the real world. Didn't play it. Wow. So he went all cool guys. So he go all new? No. I got one. Go ahead.

Waiting on the world to change. He did play it. That's right. And I was disappointed. Why? Too basic. Radio. Come on.

Listen, I'm not too cool for school. Too many things. John Mayer and sports. Way too cool for school. But I'm too cool for school, yeah. Go ahead. The daddy daughter one. He did not play daughters.

He did not play daughters. That song gets me, man. Does it? How lame was this concert? It was awesome. He didn't play daughters. He also didn't play gravity. What?

That's your gym. He did not. He didn't. You're lying. He didn't. He didn't even play my favorite song, Stop This Train. He didn't stop this train. So?

He played a bunch of album cuts, a bunch of the new album, some big stuff. I probably would have walked out. You would not have liked it, Eddie. I was in, it was heaven for Lindsay and I. Because we don't like the radio stuff because we're nerds. Wow. What about the, I painted you a John Mayer portrait based on this song? You remember?

Yeah, so it's in my bedroom. It's literally in my bedroom. say you know what he didn't play that I never even thought of that song say what you need to say yeah say what you need to say I never even thought of that song oh that's in your room and you never even thought of it to me that song stinks to me what wait why did I that was in that movie

good movie bucket list oh it was good with old people yeah that was good and the credits come down it's like say what you need to say yeah what's that song that he has about where he talks about who says you can't get stoned that's a good one yeah that's a good one see dude we know all those songs But I'm telling you, not playing body is a wonderland? He may have the night before in Kansas City, I don't know. That's like going to a Garth Brooks show and not hearing Friends in Low Places.

That's not true. Come on. Everybody wants to hear Friends on Low Places, even the Garth Hardcores. I'm a Garth Hardcore. I got two artists I would drive hours for. John Mayor and Garth Brooks. I've done it for both. And nobody wants to hear it.

I don't want to hear By the Wonderland. But I wanted to hear Friends and Low Places and if tomorrow never. He could at least just give a little bubble gum tongue. And everybody goes crazy. Okay, let me move on. Next. He might have the night before He just did

Yeah Hey are you one of those that checks the set list out I am at 99% of concerts But I'm such a nerd I wouldn't look on purpose Because I wanted to be surprised To every song But I'd heard that he was changing it up every night

And he was at times he was taking requests And that is Geek Squad right there He would go like What do you want to hear And he'd walk out And someone would yell on the microphone And he'd be like okay We can play that one

And then he hop up And he doesn't Anyway go ahead But why would you want to check the setlers Isn't that the point And that the point of going to a concert To be excited about what's coming next like, oh.

I checked Garth's. I wanted to know if he was, see how many hits he was playing. Yeah. I checked Counting Crows when we went to that. Yeah. To see how many of the songs I would know.

And I knew every one of them. But you didn't geek at John. You just went like... It was too much. And new album. I wanted to just feel surprised. And be like, but I don't get to experience real concerts

as a fan that often. Twice in like four years. Yeah. Garth and John. Garth and John Mayer. Yeah. And so otherwise, it's all like... I have a great job that lets me do awesome.

things, but I always go to the shows and I'm just jaded by the whole thing. It's like I know them or I have to feel, I have to look like I'm having a better time than I am because people are watching like, oh, you must love his new song. So, yeah, it was good. I'm glad you were able to let loose and let your geek flag fly and I did. I geeked out. Matching sweatshirts. Yeah, there's a video on my Twitter, Mr. Bobby Bones.

Lindsay and I had a matching sweatshirts. We bought that night. We were also on the ice to be fair in Minnesota. We have so many listeners in Minnesota. I could not believe it. I did a FaceTime live. That live in Minnesota. All.

One, they live in Minnesota and two that we travel to the concert. Okay. I don't expect anybody to ever recognize me. But we're walking around in Minneapolis where we're not on the air. And it was, I got on Facebook live for five minutes and people just like, do, do, do, do, too, too, too, and I was like, wait, who do you? Do you think I'm the guy from not here? But it was awesome. Like, and our listeners are all so nice.

Not all this time were. So does that make you realize? you're famous? Because I always tell you you're a celebrity. I feel like we're moderately regionally known. That's fair. Not on the air there? People recognize you. I feel like we're moderately regionally known. Well, now there's the

internet and stuff, you know, so. Oh, yeah. That's true. Today in 1992, Aaron Tippen had his first number one hit. What do you think his first number one hit was? Eddie? Ain't nothing wrong with the radio? That's a good guess.

Is that not it? And again, I think you and I are the 90s country guys in the room. Yeah. And so in 1992, number one, there ain't nothing wrong with the radio. There ain't nothing wrong with a radio. This was a jam. Yes, dude.

I used to, like, working with Ruben houses. Yeah. My uncle. The uncle. Crossing my bag, dash. A little bobbing dog. Making everybody class. Doing tentals.

Whipping in the wind. Oh, there ain't a country station that I can't too. She ain't a Cadillac And she ain't a rose But there ain't nothing wrong with the radio That's a jam, man 1990, I remember being like 12 years old And like, I wasn't even the roofer

I was the tear off and clean up guy It was the worst You take a shovel and you take your foot And you tear off the shingles And you throw them down on the ground And you go down the ground and clean them up It's terrible But it just reminds me of driving around

I'm an old truck And Aaron Timmy coming on That one and Because it hasn't to do with this But that one and Garth Brooks That's summer Oh that's summer

I was like this song is so good Then when I get older I was like it's so creepy It's so creepy But yeah Teenage kids so far from home She was a lonely Widow woman

Help it to make it on her own And I'm like huh We were thousands miles from nowhere We'd feel as far as I can see both needing something from each other Not knowing yet what that might be And like, you think this old woman This young kid

Till she came to me one evening What she had with her? A hot cup of coffee and a smile What was she wearing? In a dress that I was certain There it is She hadn't worn in quite a while There was a difference in her laughter

That's right Softness in her touch It was softness in her touch. Why did that space? We're hugged. I sloffily whispered that I never and she's softly whispered, that's all right. That's not true.

That's a rhyme. I think she definitely had the need for something. There was the thunder apart, but sure, all that. Man, we should have nailed that whole thing. Acapella. It's hard to put out the music. If you like country music, I think you'll like the Bobby Cash, a lot of songwriters from Nashville.

Also, a lot of songwriters. that are artists too like for example maran morris episode 31 uh go to go to iTunes and search bobbycast one word B-O-B-B-Y C-A-S-T and you can hear maren and i talk for like almost two hours and this is her talking about wanting to be inspired as a woman i just wanted to like be inspired when i turned the radio on and hear like a woman singing back to me not about a relationship for once and that's fine if they are but i feel like the diversity is sort of lacking where it's like okay well we do have a little bit more to talk about here. I mean, just like a real life experience instead of always chasing the guy down.

I obviously was like very bitter back then thinking that. But I still think that today. And I'm in a relationship with someone I really love. And yeah, I just, I feel like that's the perspective I was craving and the perspective I thought I was bringing to the table. So if you're going to hear us talk from my house like an hour and a half or so, go to iTunes, search Bobbycast. That's episode 31 with Marin Morris. What are you doing today? Hmm, good question.

I probably need to start making my list. Started to make lists to execute things. Oh, I know what is at the top of the list. My thank you notes from my adoption shower. I've already done a few, but I've got to start, I don't know, doing like five a day. Because I'm trying to be real thoughtful with it. And honestly, after writing two full cards, my hand gets tired from writing. What about you?

What are you doing? So we have this rule. Mm-hmm. Who does? My girlfriend and I. Okay. We can only spend so many evenings together because it's not good for work. Oh, yeah.

This new rule. It's just a rule that need to put in place because we were just hanging out too much. So tonight's one of those nights I blocked off. It's a no one. It's an NL. Oh, Lindsay night. It's an NLN. Oh.

Yeah. So what are we doing? Don't like a... Dude, I have to write this. It hasn't been announced, but I've said it on the year. I've signed a book deal for a second book. Yeah. I have been writing it.

If I don't write anything when she's around. So I'm just going to write. I just got to sit down her right. If y'all do like a shared Google calendar or something? No. Hang out tonight, not hang out tonight. We just talk about it. And last night it was like, hey, we can't hang out tomorrow.

And she has an event Tuesday, so we can't hang out then. So it's like two in Lens. I need a better name. I can't say it. That's hard. In LN. Let's call them, whatever. So I'm going to, Jake Owen's coming by the house for the Bobbycast.

I have a busy night. Everything's so busy. Yeah, but it sounds like fun stuff. What do you mean? Well, I mean, it's stuff to, I mean, writing a book. book is cool. It's tedious and awful. Oh, okay. Well, we're right. Never mind. Sounds awful.

Thank you. I just want someone to agree. It sounds awful. No, but Jake Owen will be by. And that takes a couple hours. He comes by, and we just, it's just a long-form interview. I hope you listen to it. Go to iTunes, subscribe, type in Bobbycast, and Jake Owens will be up tonight. I think he comes by at like 4.30 or so of the house, and we usually get it up by 7 or so p.m. Do you offer, like, water and snacks? Water. I've always, listen, there's a... Now it's growing. It's like I feel like I need snacks and stuff.

That's the crazy thing. We have to upgrade the bobby cash. Because in my room, it's just two chairs and two microphones. I do offer water, but I should put like a bar or something in there. Yeah. But guys, you're talking about money. The company has given me no money for this. They paid for nothing at the box.

No computers. I bought every single thing in that room. Just a little mini bar. Again, I've bought it. You can get a sponsor for that. Sometimes you have to invest in yourself. Trust me. I bought every single part of this thing.

I know. Good point, Amy. I don't know. I bought everything only to get this radio show started. I know. Where's the mini bar? I know. Look what I'm saying.

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