The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Shares An Update On Amy's Return + Raymundo Gets 'Bro-Tox' + ‘Joy Or Fear' Scream Game!?

Episode Date: April 7, 2021

Bobby gives an update on Amy after her father passed away last week and she hasn’t been in. He updates us on when she will return. Raymundo tells us about the process of getting shots of botox in his face. Bobby and Eddie play a game where they try to decide if a person is screaming from Joy or Fear. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We hope Amy will be back tomorrow. So let's just go around the room here. One more all-dud version of what's the haps. You can definitely tell to our show is all-dudes. Because there are just certain things that Amy would be like, I don't want to talk about that. We just go on with it. I just go with it anyway.

So here we'll be. we go, what's the haps? Hey! Hey! What's the haps? Ray Moondo, I'll start with you. You're in the glass room over there. What's the haps? Well, I had said that April 1st was when the people at Big Brother told me I would find something out from them if I was going to be on the show or not. Yeah, Ray had back in the day applied to Big Brother so many times. He had made it kind of foreign auditions. We got the casting director here on the show. Still nothing. They didn't want you for the show for some reason. But you contacted them again? Well, that was previous seasons. Every year, there's 13, 14 more people they're looking for. So here we go. Fresh new batch. Why not be me?

But did you ever apply again? Yes. I apply every year for 23 seasons. How do you apply? Go online. Do you send a video in? There is. Yeah, it's a quick one though. Back in the day you did a VHS. Now it's basically just a little selfie of yourself for 30 seconds. Okay. And what do you say on your 30 second video? What up? I'm Sisson Ramundo. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male. I live in the suburbs of Nashville, Tennessee. I best represent person that lives in the South. Bro. Bro.

You're a bro. Yeah. Okay. April 1st came and April 1st has gone. What do they tell you? Well, I was DMing the guy and he told me, man, dude, I'm telling you, we've getting a lot of comments from the B team it was. Hundreds.

Blasting these people. Get Ray on there. Put him on. It'll be fun to watch. So hopes were high. April 1st came and I was like, let's go. You. This is not going well.

And? Yeah, I heard nothing, so I didn't make the show, guys. Aw man. Yeah, the bit's over. You can tell it was going that way, huh? I mean, I don't know how hundreds of comments can't tell somebody you should put him on the show. But, yeah, the dream's dead. I'll be back for season 24 next year.

So the dream's not dead. This year it is. I was postponed. I screwed up on season 23. Maybe I didn't have enough personality. They didn't like my selfie video. Who knows, but put this one to bed, boys and girls. We can't get this person on the air to talk?

No, you won't. I already DM'd him and not doing that. Okay. Thank you, Raymond. Yep. All right, what's the haps? Hey, what's the haps? Eddie, what's going on with you?

This weekend in my baseball, my kid's baseball game, I'm watching the game, sitting in the bleachers, and I hear a familiar voice. It's not like a real famous voice, but I've heard this voice before, and he starts talking about something that I look over, and guess who it was? It was Jay DeMarcus from Rascal Flats,

sitting right there. His son was playing against my son watching baseball, and I'm like, this is crazy. This is Nashville, Tennessee, sitting at a regular kids baseball game, and there's a Rascal Flats dude right next to me. Do you talk to him?

No, no, of course not. No. He had sunglasses on. He had his mask on, and I just felt like if I start talking to him, then maybe people would be like, oh, look, you know, that is Rascal's.

Flats guy and I didn't want to you know he was enjoying his day good for you yeah I do that all the time like when it and I think Nashville's that kind of town where there's so many country artists going around that no one just even bothers them so stars are just like us yes but as soon as I saw him I'm like well maybe Gary's here maybe Joe Don's here but they weren't he was by himself well their kids weren't playing I know but I figured they're rascal flats all was hanging out together what I would do is go I wonder what car he drove that would be the game I would play I didn't follow him to his car I should have yeah and then fall into his house he were No, no, no, you just take a picture of his license plate, then you track his house.

That's what you've done. All right. Hey, what's the hat? Lunchbox. Well, my wife and I got our second vaccine over the weekend, and I'm going to tell you what. My wife is the kid. She played me because I think she looked up on Google symptoms you're going to have after your sexant vaccine because the next day... After your what?

Excuse me? What, your second vaccine? That's not what you said, but go ahead. Well, whatever. We got our second vaccine. And the next day, oh, I got the chills. I'm exhausted. I don't feel good. And she proceeded to take three naps, lay on the couch all day and watch Law & Order SBU why I took care of the two kids all day long. And I felt nothing. My arm was less sore the second time than it was the first

time. And so I'm wrangling kids making food, making lunch, dinner, breakfast. And she, oh, I'm going to take another nap. You don't think she was really sick? man, if I'm not feeling a thing and we got the shot at the same time, come on now. But that's not true because I have friends who have gotten shots and some of them got really sick and some didn't feel anything at all. I think all our bodies are different and that's why it affects all of us differently. I felt like she Googled, what am I going to feel after the second vaccine? And she played it up because Law & Order brought one of the guys back. There's two main people and the one guy.

And so she's like, I got to catch up. And she was like, this. I can use this as an excuse. So yeah, I had to bite dad all day. by myself. You are a dad. Talking about. That's what I mean.

Nice. Hey. What's the hat? I'm taking Kailen to the beach this weekend. Yeah. We're going. I'm not a beach guy at all, but I, about July of last year, we said, okay, I know that she will travel on the road with me and also work.

And then, because she's just making a choice to spend time together, right? If not, I'm just gone. whole time. So she just logs it with me wherever I go. Whatever town I'm in, she gets on a plane, she goes, she works in crappy hotels, bad, or Wi-Fi. And I said, hey, once this is over, or we get close to it being over, we'll just go

on a weekend getaway somewhere. You can pick wherever. So we're going to the beach this weekend. I can't believe you don't like the beach. Like, this is exciting. And you're just like, I got to go to the beach. Well, I'm excited to go with her. I'm just not a beach guy. What do you do at the beach? Nothing. There's nothing to do.

You don't make sandcastles or anything? I would play If there was like a game of volleyball or football or something. With who? You and Caitlin? Exactly. Like if it was all bros, but I'll go and sit on the chair and read a little book, get sunburned. All of that.

You're playing the waves? Occasionally I walk out there. But I heard this trip and I'm happy to do it. I'm not even really done yet. Idle's not over until the end of May. But this is like the only weekend. We're going this weekend. When I talked to her on Saturday, she seemed really pumped about it.

So it's going to be awesome. I'm pumped. She's pumped. I'm pumped. What lunchbox? Eddie, did you give them a suggestion of what beach to go to? No. Uh-uh. No, we're going. Yeah, we have a friend is letting us borrow their place. So we're going to the beach there.

I know where he's leaning towards. He's COVID Cove or whatever. That's what you want. Yeah. Yes. I know. And whatever. Well, listen, anytime anyone's went to Florida, Eddie, Hillary.

They've come back with COVID. I don't think I got mine from Florida, but we can go ahead and say that. I should be fully vaccinated. I have full vaccination at this point. But it's not exactly two weeks from it. Yeah, because you're supposed to rest afterwards. No, he's supposed to wait two weeks until it fully kicks in. Right.

But I feel pretty good. I'm about a half week. Yeah, let's risk it. Anyway, that's what's happening with me. What's happening, friends? It's at this time of the show, we reach into the mailbag and open it up. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's mailbag.

Yeah. Good morning, Bobby Bones. I live in an apartment, and my upstairs neighbors have small children, they are constantly running around, jumping off at things, stomping on the floor. It doesn't matter if it's 9 a.m. or 11 p.m. There is a noise from above. I've gotten past the baby crying, but my patience is running thin. I understand that kids don't get out as much with the pandemic. Our walls are thin. They are young. All that factors in. How do I ask them to keep the noise levels down while not making the situation between us worse? I've never met these neighbors

because of the pandemic, and think it's fair to ask them before I go and complain to the office. Any suggestions that you have would be amazing. Thank you, Morgan. Eddie, you want this one? Oh, I'll take it. I mean, first thing that came to my mom was grace, grace, grace. You have to give them grace. I have four kids of my own.

I don't live in an apartment, thank goodness. But if I did, I feel like underneath this would be the same complaints. My kids run all day and they jump on couches and jump off, jump on beds. And as much as I tell them to stop, they stop for about 30 minutes and then they start doing it again. So I would just say you got to give grace to that family. But at the same time, let them know. Because I don't think that that would be the first thing that would come to my mind. The people downstairs, oh my gosh, are they being bothered by this?

So let them know. And then after that, I hope that they just do something about it. The only thing the parents can really do their bones is say stop jumping up and down and stop running. But it's hard. So your advice is to give grace. Yes, you have to try to give grace to that family. It's going to be tough. Okay, so I'm just going to piggyback off yours, and I don't have kids.

I have lived under really noisy people. And if you haven't met them yet, I think you can get away with anonymous note. Ooh. Tape to the door. Just like, hey, we've had some complaints about your kids. Make it seem like it's going to manage it. Yeah. Sign it management.

No, no, no, no, no. Just say, hey, we've had some complaints about your kids, you know, being extremely loud early in the morning and late at night. We really don't want to make an issue of this. We understand because the pandemic kids are in a little more. If there's any way you could limit the jumping or loud noises, that would be great. Thank you very much. And I probably put like a $5 Sonic gift card to that.

Ooh, that's cool too. And I tape it to the door. I would hope, first of all, they didn't see me come to the door. And just in case they had like a doorbell cam, I'd wear a mask when I did it. You look like a burglar. Hey, that's a good idea. But I would tape it to the door with a little gift. and be anonymous about it, even though it's you.

Then they won't know who it is. They won't have it. And if they disagree, they won't get mad at you. So, grace and a kind message from an anonymous person with a gift card. With a mask. Yeah. That's what I would do. I think that's great.

Thank you for the question, though. I did live under someone that had a dance, dance, dance, revolution game. And how did you deal with that? I took the broom and hit the ceiling. Stop it! Anytime they play dance dance revolution after 9 p.m. I would get, you don't have, you're not supposed to have dance dance revolution when you live in an apartment above somebody. That's the loud, that's all it was.

For those who don't know dance dance revolution, these little stars are on the ground and you just jump on the star. And it was all the time. And so I would take and go, boom. But if it was at 4 p.m., fine. After 8 or 9, I would hit the ceiling, go, can you shut up? And then I'd avoid eye contact all the time outside of the apartment. Of course. So did it shut them up?

Not really. Maybe a little bit. I didn't do the anonymous note and a mask thing That came to you later It came to me just now Yeah just now All right thank you for the email

You can always email us Morgan what do they do? Mailbag at bobbybones.com Thank you We got your email And we've read it on the air Now it's about to close Bobby's mailbag

Yeah You can always go to our Facebook page And give your opinion You guys do not ever They do that Hesitate to give your opinions over there Search for Bobby Bone

Show on Facebook there you go. Lunchbox sent three letters to three very famous celebrities, seeing if they'll send a picture signed back, right? Correct. This all started because a young kid sent Taylor Swift a letter and said, hey, can I get like some merch? And Taylor sent her a bunch of merch.

We talked about all the letters. We sent celebrities. We were kids. I sent Hulk Hogan one. Eddie sent... Cameron Crow, director. Ray sent... Kyle Ripkin Jr.

You sent... Troy Aikman. Right. Some of us got responses. Some of us didn't. I think mine was probably fake. I don't think Cole Cogan really wrote my postcard back. Now that I think about it.

So the three you've chosen were Oprah, the Rock, and Carrie Underwood. And in the letter, you didn't send it as lunchbox the 39-year-old man. Correct, because I thought they would just ignore it because they're creepy old dude. So I wrote it as 7-year-old Greg, Amanda, and I forget the other person's name. But he wrote him to like a 3-year-old, but said he was 7. He's like, I like you do when you movies. I like you on TV. I like to see you sing.

I hope to be cool like you when I'm older. Eddie, you had a seven-year-old. At two of them at this point. And he writes really well. Like, they both write really well. Better than the way he wrote the letters. So about a week ago, he was going to mail the letters off. It turns out your wife never mailed the letter.

Yeah, she said you would take him to the post office. Boom, never did it. Left them in her car. So what's the clip we have here? So this is me going to the post office and letting the post office lady know. I need to make sure these are mailed and get to these celebrities because I am posing as a seven-year-old. Oh, you told her the whole story? Yeah.

You're posing? Okay. That's kind of weird. I said, okay, here you go. Yes, ma'am. I need you to help me. I'm posing as a seven-year-old and sending letters to celebrities and see if they'll mail me something back. So I need to make sure we mail those out. Okay. Now, did you want to send it, certify what they have to sign for it? No, just regular mail.

You just need three sounds. That's it. Okay. Yeah. And I'm hoping that, you know, I invited Oprah to my seven-year-old birthday party, see if she'll come. That's sweet. Does my handwriting look like a seven-year-old? I wrote it left-handed so I'd look like a seven-year-old.

Oh, you did that on purpose. Yep. Oh, okay. Why are you misleading you? Well, because I figured they're not going to write back to a 39-year-old gross man, you know. Thank you so much. All right, dear. I'll get him out for you.

All right. Wish me luck. She thinks you are a weirdo. For sure, she tells all her friends afterwards. I think first, too, she thought he was writing for his kid, who's seven. But he did say it was for me faking as a seven-year-old. Yeah, that's weird. Who do you think writes back first of the three, if any of them do?

I would say, if I were guessing. Here, we'll all say on the count of three who we think. Say one name, first name. Ready? One, two, three. Carrie. Let's talk says the rock. You go first.

I think the rock, because if you look online, he does cool things for a lot of people. And so I think he's in touch with his fans. And I think the rock will do something. The reason that I say Carrie, and maybe you say Carrie too, is I think maybe her people end up hearing this. and tracking the letter down and sending something back. But it's not from me.

They'll never know. Why do you look at me like that? Lunchbox made big eyes like, is not from me? That's true, though. They won't know what letter it is. They won't know what letter it is. She probably gets hundreds of letters a day.

I would imagine, right? I mean... Where did you send the return address to? My house. Because I didn't want them to know Music Square West. That would just give it away. I'm like, okay, we know who this is.

So I put my home address. This is interesting because they're not going to know who's like what letter it is. Yeah, that's true. But maybe they know it's a seven-year-old and you said it's a seven-year-old and they, ah, I'm still going with Kerry. Okay, well, I got the rock. We'll check back Monday. We check back every Monday and see if we have any update on the letter. All right.

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Brian Kelly of Florida Georgia Line announced his debut EP as a solo artist. It's called BK's Wave Pack, and he's releasing it on April 13th. Tennessee lawmakers have passed a bill to make Dolly Parton's version of Amazing Grace, the official state song. The bill was introduced in February and passed this week. Here's a clip of her version. The network is premiering a new TV series tonight called the Circle Country Countdown. I'm one of the six panelists on it counting down different country pop culture things. Tonight's show is counting down countries' top 10 males.

The show airs every Wednesday at 7.30 p.m. Central Time on Circle TV. I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny. It's time for the good news With Bobby Tell me something good There was a story in the news And we talked about it on the show a little bit

This stray dog named Sisu He kept going to the dollar general store Door to open, he'd go in and he'd go to the same unicorn Try to steal the same stuffed purple unicorn Over and over he went in So a story happened about it And somebody went and just bought him that unicorn And then sent them both to a shelter

So he then had a place to stay So it was all the news. It was hilarious. Well, now someone has adopted the dog and the unicorn. Yes. And C-Soo the stray dog and his unicorn now have a home. That's great. Which is pretty cool, huh? That's awesome.

There you go. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. All right. So what they did is they talked to a bunch of people and they said, hey, can you tell the difference in a scream if it means somebody's experiencing joy or experiencing fear? Most people can't tell the difference. Really? Sounds easy enough. Right. How many screams do you have over there?

Seven. Okay, let's see if we can identify if it's a joyful scream or a fear. Because I feel like I would nail this too. Yeah, it sounds easy. Do you have the answers? Yep. Okay, I don't know the answers.

Play me the first scream. Either she's about to get stabbed or she won the pick six. No, big difference. Hold on, play that again. What do you think that is? She's terrified. Something just surprised her or she's terrified.

Spider on the floor, a snake. One more time? That's got to be like a mouse or something, right? Something that's freaking her out. I'm going fear. You're going fear? Fear. Ray, what is that one? That is a joy scream. What? Stop it. Do you know what she's happy about? I do not. There's no context. A pregnancy announcement. Oh, Mike knows. Okay. Okay. Play that again. Okay. And it's a it's a boy, you're pregnant. That's a little too hard. She went a little too hard at that. I don't buy it. Okay, so we're wrong on that one. Play me another one. Sounds like Eller,

my dog. That's a celebration, right? Or an emu. I'm gonna go scared again. I feel like all these are like a mouse runs out. Are you doing opposite of what you really think? No. You think really scared on that? I think scared. One more time.

I'm going scared. I don't know. I feel like Cinco de Drinko. She's celebrating. What is that one, Ray? That is fear. Okay. What's she afraid of, Mike?

Oh, Halloween mask. Okay. All right, I'm up. Go ahead. Next one. Jeez, Louise. Having a baby? She's delivering a baby.

Push. Come on, Nancy. Push. I think I hear a part of a laugh in there. I heard that too. You hear like, yeah, it's right in the middle. Or is that a cry? Or she's trying to catch her breath because she's so scared.

This is a tough one, man. Okay, I'm going with, I'm going with a joy. I'm going joy. I go scared. Ray? It's joy. Bones-in- What? What is that?

Found out she was cancer-free. Found out she was cancer-free. Wow, that should be a big scream. Hit it again. That's cool. All right, next step, number four. Okay. Is this a wrestler?

I feel like I know this scream. What do you mean? Like, it's someone you know screaming? Mike, is that a viral sound? It is? Okay. So like TikTok? Is it me?

Okay. That feels like... It sounds like a wrestler. Like... That feels viral. It's got to be joy. Yeah, I didn't sound like he's scared or anything. What is that one?

Joy. Who's that? Howard Dean. Howard Dean. when he was running for president. Oh, wow. Yeah. Of course you'd remember that.

Okay. Well, Mike told me, but I do remember that. He'd be in on stage. All right, give me another one. Oh, that's scared, for sure. But she's laughing at the end. Huh. You hear that little laugh at the end?

I'm going, what did I say? I'm still going scared. What are you going? I'll go a little bit of joy there at the end. What's that one? That is fear. Correct bones. Hey, dude.

How do you behind a door? I'm good. Did I get that one? Yeah. How many? One more? Two left. Two left.

Go ahead. That's scared. Scary, simple. Yeah, that's scared. Is that scared? Yep. Nice. What was she scared of?

The back seat. Someone's hiding in the back seat. Oh, someone's hiding in the back seat. I'm pretty good at this, huh? Have only missed one? Yeah. Yeah? Okay. And give me one more.

That's first of all, he's in a staircase. Or a cave. Mm-hmm. That's joy. It feels like a Wahoo. I agree with you. Wahoo! Wahoo!

What's that one? That's joy. What happened there? Telecon Valley TV show. Oh, TV show. Eddie, I don't know that you did that good. No, I didn't. I did the exact opposite of you.

You did great. That's fun, huh? They explained that early animal screams were caused by a predator attacking, noting that such sounds could startle a predator, and that's where screaming came from. You remember the screaming goat? Yeah. Who forgets that?

I do remember the screaming goat. Let me run this scenario by all the guys here in the room. Let's say you're in your bedroom. and you see a little book laying there and the book says your wife's secret diary. Ooh. And it's written on there

all my secrets and everything I feel about Eddie lunchboxer. Never happened, but okay. But we're making it as easy as possible. It's like everything I feel about Eddie that he doesn't know.

It's laying there and she's gone. She went to the store. Oh, just for like an hour or so? She didn't die, Eddie. She's not gone for the weekend? No, she's gone. Would you read that diary? 100%.

You would? Yes. Why? I want to know what's in that diary. I mean, on it, it says the biggest secrets. Yes. That I don't want Eddie to know. Right.

Right? That's what it says on the cover. I have to read it. But you know it's private and secret to her. Sure. Yeah. But I still want to know what it is. I mean, I don't think any human that would tell you that's laying there with that being

said on the cover, they're going to read it. It's just, it's part of nature. I wouldn't. What? I wouldn't read it. So, but your mind would start thinking like, oh, what's in there? If it just said secret diary. of Caitlin. All my thoughts are here.

But you would just know if it was a diary, right? I wouldn't read that. Really? I don't want to know. That's her business. Huh. And I don't think every thought you have means it happens in real life. I don't want to know what she's thinking. I think that I would already know what she's thinking, first off. But, you know, like, because, you know, we're around each other a lot so we know these things, but I want

to know in detail, like, what's she really thinking. Lunchbox, if you saw your wife's secret diary and it's sitting there ready to be open, would you read it? Oh, 100%. You would. Absolutely. He's being honest. I'm being real. I'm being honest. I'm being honest. I have no interest in what it's not for me. Listen, when it says, oh, all my feelings about lunchbox, how I feel about lunchbox,

I want to know, like, on March 23rd, did she think about, oh, I could kill him or, you know, you want to know what she's thinking. That way when she says something, be like, that's not really what you're thinking. You can bust her on things because she lies about her feelings. You really want to know if she's mad about something. If she's hiding something, 100 percent, open that sucker up, go in the restroom, lock the door, read it. Oh, boom.

Ramundo, your wife, she has it out. Would you read it? Yeah, well, I would say no, no, I'm not going to read it, but I already know that I would because it's happened to me before. Not with my current wife, but your other wife? Oh. No, there used to be a website called Live Journal, and I just found out that my ex-girlfriend back in the day had a live journal. I went online for two days straight and read every one of her journals. Boom.

But was that private? It was. Well, she put it on there, and then one of her friends told me that she had this journal, and that's how I found out that she liked another guy. Oh, see? What were you 14? In high school. But, I mean, it was still a journal, and I read it. every page. So to say that I wouldn't, I know that I would.

You three would violate the privacy of your woman. 100%. For the selfish needs. Curiosity. Your selfish curiosity. I just wouldn't. You wouldn't? I guess we're selfish.

I'll own it. I am selfish and I want to know what you're writing about me. I need to know. Why wouldn't you? What is it about that that you wouldn't want to know? Because I don't feel like everything she writes. As someone who used to do it, I used to keep a little journal online.

My friend Courtney found it and read it all on my computer. It was your journal. Yeah. We were living together in college. And I'd save stuff. I finally bought my first computer. And I'd write every night. I'd go and I'd write a little journal entry. I didn't feel very good today.

I tried to go to a party and no one would talk to me. So I decided no more parties. You know, that. And I was really vulnerable inside of it, thinking one day I may use some of it for a book or something. And I remember Courtney woke up one day. I was like, hey, man, I read your little diary. up on the computer. It's cute.

And I was like, what? He was, it was open. That's not your computer. He just sat there and drank coffee. He said there and read the whole thing. He's like, yeah, it's cute. You got to think, man, like, it would be helpful to your relationship. Not you and Courtney, but like, me and my wife, like, to know things.

And then, you know, if I found something really good in there, I say, look, that book that says everything I don't want Eddie to know about is I read it. No. And then you say, there's something in there. that I think we should talk about. Like, what is it? I think she or whomever deserves the right to have their own thoughts. And even if they just want to keep them as thoughts,

and maybe they're just using it as some sort of cathartic communication style within themselves. It's like writing a letter and never mailing it. Like sometimes they use that as an exercise. Write a letter, put your feelings, and rip it up when you're done. And you'll feel better about what you wrote. I wouldn't read it. I was just wondering. Good for you.

Good for you that you would let it sit there. I don't go to our Facebook page either, but once a... That's true. three or four months for the same reason. Like it's not, I don't want to see it. I don't think I want to see her deep down in her thoughts that she doesn't want me to see. They asked that question to a bunch of people, by the way. And what do they say?

So they ask it a bit different. They say if you were cleaning out your bedroom one day and you found your partner's secret diary, would you read it? And you three say yes, yes. Okay. According to a new survey, 63% of people say no. What? Liars. 20% definitely would.

The rest aren't sure. Women are 50% more likely than men to say they'd read the diary. Women, maybe are they're being more honest than the men are? Women are really curious about things. Yeah, women are Snoopy. They're sneaky. I can co-sign that. Yeah, a little curious about things.

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Here's Amy's pile of stories. I am filling in for Amy again. There is an actor who says he's not taken seriously because he works out. Who do you think that is? The Rock. Oh, that's a great one. But I feel like the Rock was known first for being a wrestler and big body guy. That helps him a little bit.

I feel like that God home here. Who else would you say? John Sina. Eddie's same thing. The Rock and John Cena are the same person. Okay, because he works out so much? Yeah, one more. One more.

Ryan Reynolds. Okay, solid. It's Chris Hemsworth, Thor. Keeping up with Thor's body means not being taken seriously according to Chris Hemsworth. He says, quote, bodybuilding is seen as vanity. Whereas if I put on a bunch of unhealthy weight or got unhealthy skinny for a role, I'd be a serious actor. He makes a point. I will say this, though.

I've been reading more about this dad bodd stuff, right? Oh, come on. Well, I just want to know why people are saying. women like it so much? That being a little unhealthy is better than being really healthy. And I have it down to two things. One, their man has a dad bodd and they love who they are as a person, who that guy is. So they're like, I like dad bods.

Because it's like a name. If you know two or three people, they're awesome with the same name, you're like, man, Charles is a great name. But if you know a couple people that aren't awesome and have the same name, you're like, I'd never name my kid Becky. I just know too many bad Beckys. Same thing. Like, if you know great people, your husband's got dad bodied. like I just want, that's why I love dad bots because what he does.

So that's one. And two, what Caitlin has been telling me, because I'm 41 now, things aren't bouncing back like they used to for me. I say, hey, what's up with, she's like, I prefer, I'd prefer you to be a little softer. That's what she said to me. I said, no, you wouldn't. She goes, do you think I want you in the gym for an hour and a half a day rather than hanging out or we just get to go to dinner and like eat stuff when you're not like,

I don't know, how many pieces of that chicken's got bread on it? She's like, no, I'd rather you just, in. enjoy our time together, whether than you be gone and you always obsess about your... So it isn't really that they like the softness. It isn't so loved, but it's what is a part of that. Sure.

The enjoying life. And so, this is all going back to Chris Hemsworth here, where I think people don't take him seriously because I go, look, this guy's always in the gym. Like, he's not doing anything else at working out. I do take him seriously, though. I think he's a good actor. I take him seriously because he beat me up.

I don't. He's a mum. He's a big dude. I mean, I take him seriously. Obviously, people do. Yeah, like, I don't see him as just like a guy that works out. I see him as a good actor. But I see him probably being discounted as a dumb guy.

In Hollywood. Because he's got a bunch of muscles, which probably isn't fair. And he makes a good point. If you put on a bunch of weight for a role, like a Val Kilmer. Oh, he's a great actor. But if you put on a bunch of muscle. What role is that? Life.

I think he just got fat. Oh. The role of life. John Party doesn't like stinky dogs on the bed. He doesn't want his first. four dogs sleeping on the bed because their smelly anal glands. What? But he does try to help.

He manually empties their glands when necessary. John Pardy was recently asked if he and his wife Summer let their four dogs sleep on the bed. He could have given a yes or no answer, but he actually said this. I don't let my dog sleep, but them damn anal glands that got are so bad. They sleep on the floor. Charlie's their little French bulldog, and I'll have to put gloves on and leak them. They don't smell good. And you know, I was talking about my dogs about two weeks ago.

I said, hey, can I get somebody to come to my house and, like, do the grooming thing for the same reason. Like, bulldogs are fat. I thought it was called release their anal glands. What did John call it say? Leak them. Both don't sound like the most fun thing. So gross. But that was part of what happens when people come to your house to groom your dog, especially if you have a fat dog like I do.

They clean them, they unshed them, they use that claw, and then they clean their anal glands out. Which, by the way, last time they were over asked them to do it to me. They said no. Here's another country music festival to talk about This year's Rock the South is going down August 13th and 14th in Coleman, Alabama. Performers include Luke Combs, Miranda Lambert, Leonard Skinner, Ashley McBride, Ingrid, Andrus, and Jordan Davis.

Details are at rockthesouth.com. We're also a couple weeks away from a big announcement from Eddie. Yeah. A couple weeks ago. A couple weeks away. My wife asked me what it was, and I said, I can't tell you. A couple weeks away. Locked in a briefcase somewhere. Can't say anything about it.

Amazon's top wedding dress costs $4. $43. Here's why. Well, one, weddings are famously expensive, but savvy shoppers are raving about a clingy-laced dress that seems tailor-made and costs $43. Though brides reported last year the average cost of a wedding as far as the dress goes, it's $1,600. They have found this curve-hugging mermaid dress, and people are buying it like crazy. Nearly 75% of the reviews are five-star rating. They're like, it fits pretty good, and it's really really. affordable, so people are buying it like crazy. That's great. If people are buying so many of them at $43, you've got to raise the price. Well, yeah, I'm sure they'll get there.

But right now, that's awesome because people stress out about the prices of wedding dresses. It's like Ray and his cameo. He keeps getting so many offers. He has to raise the price. Yeah, I mean, they keep flying in. Yeah, that might be what I need to do. Okay. 6,523 tickets win the lottery.

When the numbers come up. One, one, one. No! You never think it's going to be one-one-one. One-one, one. So, congratulations to all the winners that have picked one-one-one-one. Finally, Krispy Kreme adds two limited edition Oreo donuts. Yes.

Featuring the first ever Oreo glaze. I mean, the big donut looks like an Oreo. I saw it. It's beautiful. Krispy Kreme's rocking the news, man. Right now they are. Yeah, they are. They're in the news more than the president is.

Wow. It's so true. That's Amy's pile of stories Thank you very much That was Amy's pile of stories It's time for the good news With producer Eddie Say home it's something good

Sabian Harris is a junior in high school And he was finishing his shift at a Thai restaurant When the owner came running in and said Help help my six-month old baby Is choking He runs in there and sure enough The baby is like has no color to its skin And it's he starts to go

He goes, I know CPR. I learned it from school. He starts doing CPR. Next thing you know, the baby starts breathing. His color comes back. And he has saved the baby, all thanks to him taking a class at school that was CPR. And he says, you know what? Because of this, I want to go to Florida State eventually.

And I want to become a trauma nurse. Wow. So there we go. I think he's good for it. You've taken baby CPR, right? Yes, I have to for my foster class. What's the difference in baby CPR? I mean, I know the size of the human.

What's the difference in baby CPR and human adult? in CPR. So compressions are usually two fingers in the chest versus, you know, your two hands, your two palms on the chest. Other than that, I think it's pretty much the same. And I say I think because I need to refresh myself. Do they still do mouth to mouth? Yes. You do a little mouth to mouth. Obviously, it's not like a huge, like a big breath for a baby, but you do a little mouth to mouth. Yeah. Is mouth to mouth less of a thing though now, just in general when someone's down and out? It's mostly chest. No, man. It's compressions and then you breathe, take a breath, breathe again and then compressions again

that's all part of it. If someone came in and said Eddie have a baby. Yeah. How do you feel like you'd react? I think all, I mean, again, I've been a lifeguard so I had to learn CPR for lifeguard. I'm a foster parent for us to get certified. We had to take CPR classes. So I've had the class probably 20 times in my life.

I should know what I'm doing. If you ask me right now, I don't know the exact numbers, but if it's a game time, pressure situation. That's what I'm saying. I think that the knowledge that is ingrained in my head will come to me and I'll save the the life. But are you a rise to the occasion type guy or are you more of a cookie crombles type guy? I haven't really been put to the test, you know, but I think, I mean,

I've had a couple of saved Lifeguard and I saved those people. So I think when it comes to it, Bones, I'm a saver. Okay. Bring the baby in. No, no. All right, that's what it's all about. Good story. That was Tell Me Something Good. Here are the top three songs in country music this week. At number three, Thomas Rhett, What's Your Country Song? At number two, Brett Young Lady. I hope you look just like your mama

and love her like I do. And at number one, FGL Long live. Number one pop song is Billy Ilish, Therefore I Am. One of those Billy Eilish songs to me sound exactly the same. She definitely has

her lane. She owns it. But they sound exactly the same to me. The number one alternative song is Machine Gun Kelly and Black Bear, my ex's best friend. All right, there you go. Those are all the number one songs and all the categories there. It is now time to go over and get in the morning corny. Let's go. The morning corny. What's the medical term for owning too many dogs? What's the medical term for owning too many dogs. A roverdose. Come on. That was the morning corny.

Hey, speaking of dogs, we bought these CBD treats for our dogs just to see if it would calm one of them down because Eller, the adopted dog, still goes berserk sometimes. And so, she's getting a lot taller, a lot faster. So now when she stands up on her back feet, she can get up high places.

She got onto a table on a counter and pulled down a whole bag of these CBD treats. And so all I know is the bags open. She's had like four or five of them. Maybe Stanley's had one or two. And then she's just as chill as could be for the whole night. We thought she might have overdosed on CBD treats. Yeah, I don't know if that's possible. You can't.

We looked it up. Although Caitlin started calling her dog Marley. Marley for sure. They were parting. And she was just chill. She was chill all night this morning. makes you chill. Stanley's just kind of a big, fat, lazy bulldog anyway, so he's always kind of chill.

But we were worried for a while that you could overdose on CBD dog treats. I'm not a big believer in CBD. Maybe for some people it works. For me, it feels like snake oil. I think Ramunda does CBD or something. He's tried it, but I don't know if that works. You think it works, right, honestly? I might all be in the head.

I think it is. And you know what? If it's in the head and it still works, it still works. You know? But dogs are good. We just had to Google it real quick. Can you overdose on CBD treats? Get a good night.

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You got some furrows is what they're called. Those little marks in your forehead. She said it'll trim off about 10 years. You want to do it. I said, okay. And she said you'll feel better. I want you to feel your youngest version of yourself. Why not get Brotogs? Why do you keep calling it brotops? It's called Botox.

You're just a guy that's getting it. You're being manipulated. It has the feel that it's a female type thing. Guys can get it as well. By calling it bro talks, it's more normal. It's for my guys as well. We're at the bar. We're talking about getting Brotox.

You're at a bar with a bunch of dudes talking about getting Brotogs. Hopefully, maybe this leads to conversation. I believe that's what the company was hoping, why they gave it to me. Yeah. How much does it normally cost? It's in the hundreds. Because they put some CCs in that head.

For me, they said, I'm a guy. I got tough skin, so they were just pumping it to me. Okay, no, they weren't having to pump it to you any harder. The lady did say, she goes, you have a very, very intense skin. Like, you have intense reactions and looks, which means that I frown a lot, or frown a lot. I get surprised a lot. So those are the indentions that I have that I show on my face from 35 years of laughing, of being scared, being happy. He's repeating a commercial back.

I feel like he saw it 2 a.m. on some weird channel. Okay, so tell me what happened. You go in, you sit in a chair. Yeah, I took my wife with me. I said I really wasn't totally comfortable not having done it before. And just right away, I believe they

wiped a little moisturizing pad and then immediately they got the, just like you're getting the shots for the vaccine, shots went in the forehead. How many shots they put in your head? She put about five, six, seven. I mean, it was at the locations of where my little marks are.

So right there in the middle, and the upper left, upper right, next to my eyebrow. out and then I believe right between my eyes. Some of it is a little fuzzy. I was a little scared. I may have blacked out for a sec. It was very, very comfortable.

Be honest. Did it hurt? They say just a pinch. And really, it's just a pinch. Just a little pinch on the forehead. Did it hurt? A tad. A little more than a pinch, huh? She said it was just a pinch.

Do you feel like your forehead's different? It takes about a week, sometimes too, but they said it would be a very distinct difference when you look in the mirror and see yourself and you'll almost see your 25-year-old self. I'm not going to throw this person under the bus. I was thinking if I knew anybody, any other men who got it. I do have a friend who is known.

I'll leave it at that. A famous friend. He's very known. And somebody was giving me a hard time while. It's like, hey, you should get Botox. And I was like, hey, I kind of am who I am at this point as far as my skin. And so I said, hey, guy, I think they're telling me I should get Botox.

He goes, don't do it. He goes, I did it once, and my whole head froze. He was like, I just couldn't stop it from being all in one piece. This says $250 to $500 for a Botox. Around there, yeah. And when do you have to go back and get another one? For a while. They said, you'll be good to go.

They do want to monitor it in two weeks just to make sure everything's good to go. Is this weird or because it's Ray? It's just like classic Ray. I mean, classic Ray, but I feel like I'm also getting sold on something right now. Eddie's in today. Hey, just a pinch. It's just a pinch. I'm in.

Hey, everybody. Glad you guys could hang out with us. We have Johanna from Arkansas on the phone right now. Johanna, how are you? Good. How are you? I'm doing pretty good. Do people call you Joanna all the time? No, they call me Joe.

They do. But your name is Johanna, right? Yes. Yeah. Well, good. I'm glad you're on. Where do you love in Arkansas? Bismarck.

Hey, we used to, listen, Bismarck used to be our rival in football. Like, literally. They beat you all the time. Yeah. They used to beat our butts all time. Johanna, you're going to be able to pick a player here to represent you. Now, I tell you what, you can pick Lunchbox, Eddie, Morgan, or you can pick me. Be smart, be smart.

If any of them win and beat me, you get the prize, a $50 marathon gas gift card. But if I win and you pick me, you get the prize. Who are you going to pick? Me or them, the field. I got to go with the Arkansas boy, Bobby Bones. I like that. Smart. Okay. So the game is, Ray Mundo, explain how this is going to work.

Yeah, I'm going to just read the first line of the song, and you guys are going to guess the song name. And this is because listeners were complaining, we play too many 90s country games. So we're now doing 2000s country. Are you ready, Ray? Yep. First song. Read us to first line. You want the example?

Let's jump to number one. Use the example as number one. I got rice cooking in the microwave. Yeah, I got that one. We'll do five, guys. No eliminator. I'm in. I'm in for the wind.

Morgan you're in this game because you were born in like 95 or something 93 yeah so you were a kid wait on you Morgan you got it yeah I think so it's a good day to be alive day to be alive good day to be alive hey you gotta elevate that day yeah yeah lunchbox great day to be alive Eddie great day to be alive it's a great day to be alive I got a rise cooking in the microwave I got a three day beard I don't plan shaving it's a goofy thing but I just gotta say

I'm doing all right What a jam What a jam and does not forget he blocked me on Twitter for a while Oh right right right so stop playing it No no I'm still into it I probably deserve to be blocked Next up Raymundo Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp

And she's probably getting frisky Oh I'm in Wait what year was that Travis Trit song 2000 New was close and it was in the the old borderline there. Everybody in? I'm in for the win, yeah.

Morgan? Before he cheats. Lunchbikes? Before he cheats. Eddie? Before he cheats. Yeah, before he cheats. That's what I have to.

Right now, he's probably slow dancing with a beach blonde tramp and she's probably getting fish in. All right, next up. Becky was a beauty from South Alabama. Again? Becky was a beauty from South Alabama. What year was this one from? Oh, I'm in.

2003. Wow. You know it? Yeah. Okay. I'm like, you're doing over there. I'm waiting for lunchbox. He's got his eyes closed and he's trying to hum through it. My girl went to a Pentecostal church. Stop! I'm telling the story.

I understand, but you're trying to throw me off. A girl went to a Pentecostal church. And I went to church with her a lot as a kid before I went to Mount Pine Baptist. And they would speak in tongues. Oh my gosh! Yes. And that's what he said. Right now, that's what that sounds like.

That does sound like that. She's communicating right now. All right. Five seconds. Time? Lunchbox, what do you have? She thinks my tractor's sexy. Oh, boy.

It's incorrect. All that time. Morgan. What was I thinking? Eddie? What was I thinking? What was I thinking? Becky was a beauty.

Becky was a beauty from South Alabama. Daddy went a hammer like a hammer. Nama, numma, numma, numma, mama, mama, mama, hammer. What was I thinking? All I could think about was a Pentecostal church. And then tractor came out, huh? And then, yeah. I couldn't get to that part.

Next step, number four. From 2009, Picture Perfect. Scattered all around the floor. Oh, man. Picture perfect memories scattered all around the floor. Eddie is taking his headphones off. Eddie, dude. You want to go play baseball today?

Eddie, Eddie, dude, I used to go to St. Albert the Great back in Austin. It was a great church, man. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. I can't think of the name of this song. One more time, Ray. Just give Eddie a shot here. Picture perfect memories scattered all around the floor.

I'm drawing a blank, dude. I love this song, too. Yeah, it's a good one. I mean, 5 seconds, Eddie. Austin, Texas. You played it on your show. Yeah, nothing.

Nothing? No. Eddie, what's your answer? Last night. How about this? How about if I go? Picture perfect memory. I know the song.

I mean, Charles Kelly, because it does, he comes in next. Oh, you even know the singer. Keep going. And if you can't have my song, thing at all. Right? No, no no more.

Go ahead. It's a quarter after one. I need you now. It's need you now. What do you have? I need you now. Lunch bikes? Drew.

No. It's your perfect bandies scattered all around the floor. Sorry, All right. Next up. I was sitting there

selling turnips on a flatbed truck. Song is from 2005. It's the last one. All right, so you win. Or 10 points. Sure. He's got it, Ludge.

We're not going to win this game. I think you never know. Everybody in? Oh, man. It was a song written by Luke Brian. Yeah, right? Lunch bikes. Oh, man.

When you're going somewhere, you need good directions. Morgan? Good directions. Eddie? You don't want the bad ones. You want the good directions. Good directions. I was sitting there.

Selling turnips on. flatbed truck crunching on a pork grind and you know he would send her back for the sweet tea right the twist was She's coming right back to me But do you know why? Do you know who she was?

We talked about this before It's his mom! Oh, it was? Really? Yeah, wasn't Miss B or whatever? Yeah Miss Bell, Miss Bell Yeah

Wasn't that his mom? I guess I have no idea. I do believe though if I'm looking at the score. Yeah, yeah, your math is right. Hey, Johanna. Sorry, Joe, as an friend's caller. Joe, guess what?

I didn't miss one. That means you win the prize. Yay. That's what I'm talking about right there. Hey, where's your music? I'll get there. Yo, unbelievable. Oh!

Hey, Joe, how do you feel? I feel great. Close. Eddie, how should she feel? She should feel good. Oh, I feel so good. Oh, I feel so good. Close enough. All right. Joe, congratulations.

Thank you for listening. You got tank of gas. $50. And Eddie was saying before the segment that may not be enough for a tanking gas. Not right now. Not with the prices right now. I mean, I filled up yesterday and it was just a little over 50. Joe, how much take you to fill up a tank gas?

$50. Oh, right on the button. Right on the button it is. All right, Joe, we're going to put you on hold and get you this gas card. So thank you for listening. Thank you for playing. Okay. Bye.

There she is. Joe in Bismarck. The Bismarck Lions, by the way. You remember that. They beat our butts. Sometimes if I come on the air and I, I'm taking up a side. I like to know at least what the other side's thinking.

And I wear masks. I'm a big believer in masks. I think masks have helped. Listen, nobody got the flu really this year. You know why? Because everybody wore masks. Yeah, no one thought about that. Yeah.

And so, as you go, masks don't work. Of course I did. Like, the flu number is way down too. That being said, I do understand people that go, I don't want to wear a mask. If you live in an extremely rural part of the country, when you're not seeing anybody, why would you wear a mask?

So, I've seen both sides. But I'm still on my side when it comes. to airplanes and people wear masks on airplanes. Not because of anything else other than it's their rule. The airline says you have to wear a mask, you have to wear a mask. If you come into my house and I say, hey, you can't wear shoes. Then I have to take your shoes off. Sure.

I own the house, right? So people that still get into fights on airplanes about masks, it blows my mind. Because this isn't a culture thing. This is a company that says you can't come into our airhouse if you're not wearing a mask. It's like the no shoes, no shirt, no service. Absolutely. Why don't you get protesting that? Can't argue that one. I want to go to Burger King.

no shoes and no shirt. This is America. No, you can't. That's just a rule. Passengers on a Southwest Airlines flight were seen applauding the removal of a woman who allegedly refused to wear a mask. The woman has seen arguing with a flight attendant before getting up to leave. That's where the plane erupted into applause because she didn't flip everybody off.

It's unclear what airport the flight was leaving from. But during the video, she has her mask. And she's accused of not wearing her. a face covering before the camera started rolling. So she saw everybody put their phones up and threw a mask on real quick. Here's the clip. It's so embarrassing. It's so embarrassing.

And I bet you they're not even clapping really about the mask or clapping that she gets off so they can go to their destination. Yes. Like don't be a pain in the butt. You know the rules. If you don't have to abide by the rules, don't get on the plane. Anyway, saw that. I thought it was pretty funny.

I would have been annoyed, too, that someone's just there causing drama. You would have been part of the clapping? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'd have been part of the recording it too. For sure. I want to bring that on the show and be like, I got this video.

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Crazy. Crisp, $100 bills were wrapped up. in the sweater that someone forgot about and donated it. Did she pocket the money? No. She went and told her manager. They tracked down the owner and returned the $42,000 in cold, hard cash. It's always to where someone were like saving up for a house.

They forgot where they put it. Well, it's not always because I bet sometimes it's like a drug dealer misplacing his money. When we hear about it, though, do you know what the money was going toward? I does not say, but they did. He's like, actually a crack house. Now, the grateful person who mistakenly donated it did give Andrea a $1,000 reward. See, that's a reward too. That's right.

His name, El Chapo. All right, that is good. She returned it. That's great. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. What's happening, friends? Good morning.

Glad you guys could hang out. We're just very appreciative that if you have a little bit of time in your day, you listen with us. We hope we feel like you are. or your buds as you drive to work or you listen on a podcast later on. Again, we're just very grateful for that. I do want to talk to Sheriff Turner in Oklahoma who is coming on to update us

because you guys might remember, it's been months ago. Caitlin's grandfather had COVID really bad to where we were getting calls going, hey, we don't know how this is going to end up. And he was in the hospital forever. He is out now and healthy. Oh, great.

Ish. Mostly healthy. But while he was in the hospital, somebody broke into his house. and stole all of his guns. They knew who it was. It was some guy named Ollie. We got on.

We were like, hey, let's track this guy down. We had the sheriff on. It was a whole deal. And we now have an update from Sheriff Turner. Hey, good morning, Sheriff. How are you? Good morning, Bobby.

How are you, sir? I'm doing great. I appreciate your call. And what can you tell me about the story? So, Mr. Ollie Nichols is in custody out in Jackson County, North Carolina. Last week,

over the past couple months, We've been tracking Mr. Nichols all throughout multiple different states. We was able to get a good location on him last week and referred it to the United States Marshals' Violent Crimes Task Force. And on Monday afternoon, they were able to get Mr. Nichols in custody. And we are waiting to go pick Mr. Nichols up in North Carolina and bring him back. How did you guys find out where he was going or where he was? Like, what was that process?

It's been a long process. We did multiple interviews, talked to multiple different people, and was just able to get old-fashioned police work and get folks to say, hey, we think he's here, we think he's there. We used some modern police techniques to do some tracking, was able to find out that he had been on a couple different Greyhound buses and took us to North Carolina where he was located, and we're going to be able to get justice for Coach Barker now.

And this guy, Ollie Nichols, this is me saying this, but he was not a good dude. Like, he's got quite the rap sheet, right? No, no, Ollie Nichols is a career thief. You know, he's just a turd. I mean, he's an old-fashioned turd who we don't need people like him in our community, especially those to praying on the sick. And, you know, he took Coach Parker when he was at the weakest moment of his life and victimized him, and he deserves justice for that.

Well, Sheriff Turner, thank you for updating us. and also from this show, and I don't mean just us in the room, but anyone that listens to the show, we kind of feel like they're one of us. We just appreciate what you do and the risk every single day that you go through to make sure that folks are safe and thank you from the bottom of our hearts, not just for this, but for every day that you put in on the job.

Well, Bobby, we appreciate you guys. We appreciate you getting the message out, and just rest assured to the Parker family that Mr. Nichols is coming back to Haskell County and he'll have to answer for what he's done wrong. Do you ever worry about retaliation? Like, all right, this guy's going to come back and he's going to get out and he's going to come out.

Do you ever worry about that stuff, Sheriff? I don't. You know, I've been doing this a long time. I was at DEA for many years, and, you know, it's part of the job, and, you know, we keep our head up and we still live in a community where people respect the police

and respect the job that we do. I respect the police, and I respect the job you do for sure. That's right. So, all right, thank you, Sheriff. Hope you have a great day. Thank you for the update. You too.

Thanks, Bobby. Thank you. Bye-bye. Hopefully I can meet that guy one day and shake his hand. Which one, Sheriff Turner? Not Ollie. Yeah, I thought he was in Nichols. No.

And tell him what a turdy is. No, I want to meet Sheriff Turner and want to say, hey, appreciate you. I try to do that with police officers when I see them out. But sometimes I think they think I'm weird. Because not a lot of people probably do that. Well, even before COVID, I would be like, I just want to say thanks. And I'm like, for what? and then it's a whole thing

and I have to be like because you're risking your life and I'm not and sometimes the environment isn't just for me going I love you man but I'm sure they appreciate it after the fact

and sometimes if I'm just driving by and like let's say there's a ball game and they're out in the road and be like thinking what you do then they look at each other and be like

what he says follow him he's drunk I do I do I just I can't say enough good things we drive to work

we walk down the road and you know what we don't get attacked How about that? Yeah. And I think about sheriff talking about finding this guy in like five states over or whatever. Like it's crazy how they can find someone out of everyone in this earth. Isn't that nuts?

Like you drive in traffic and you're like, how I can't find us? I probably couldn't find you on the same road we're in. But if you asked a bunch of people and track it in over months, I bet you can find me in traffic. I guess so. But still crazy to me. I just love them. I just love our cops and how, again, I got to work today. Nobody stopped me.

Nobody held a gun in my head. Listen, I have held a gun to my head. But today I was pretty good day. You got here, no problem. All right. That's good. That's like a news story. That's awesome.

Let's go and do the news news news news. Bobby's Big. Story. Eddie, I was thinking about you here. One and three COVID-19 survivors in a study of more than a quarter of a million people say they've had brain or psychiatric disorders in the past six months. Have you had any sort of cognitive issue? No. Not that I can think.

of. I mean, I do have brain fog, but I've had that my whole life. Like, it just comes and goes. Sometimes I think it's food, or it's like if I eat a lot of bread or whatever or I don't drink a lot of water, I feel it. But no, nothing that stands out. What about physically? Any lingering physical symptoms? So the smell thing is

still, it's not as strong. Like, my wife, seriously, just yesterday said, ooh, I got this new body spray. Can you smell it? And I smelled her arm. I'm like, not really, no. And then I smelled harder, like, got closer. Like, okay, now I smell it. But yeah, I mean, I used to have great smell.

That's kind of gone. And then I feel like... Well, people used to know you for your smell. They'd be like, they're smell already. The guy can smell anything. Sure. I was like a hound dog. Yeah.

But also, too, my joints. I don't know what's, like, I don't know if that's just old age, but my joints kind of hurt. And I feel like that happened right after COVID. Also, you're 42, bruh. It could be that. That's what I'm saying. So it might not be the COVID. It's like my arthritis, my gray hair.

No, I think that's just aging. Could be. But you don't have anything mental. Nah. I'm pretty sharp still. Yesterday on my Instagram, I posted a picture of Caitlin and now we both got her second vaccination shots. I got mine the day before she got her yesterday. And I was like, hey, we got her second.

They said we did so good, we're going to get a third. I was kidding. Why would you say that? I was just, it was a joke. So what do people say? People were like, wait, what's just about a third one? What? And then you have another quarter of the crowd going,

that's a wasted shot. You don't need that shot. If they can figure out shots, why don't they have a flu vaccine? And I was like, they do. It's called the flu shot. And you were joking about the third. Yeah. It turned into a mess over there in the comments.

After about three responses, someone goes, the FDA didn't approve these. I was like, actually, the FDA did clear the way. Oh, my God. The FDA also just provided a better way to get more moderna out there. So after about three fact checks of people wrong, I decided I can't go fact check in my Instagram comments. And you can't start a debate with people on Instagram. I didn't start it. I just put a picture.

I just said, hey, I'm trying to do my part. And if you feel like you need to get a vaccine, hey, go get you on. If you don't, don't worry about it. it's up to you. I have no problem with that. But I believe for me, I listen to science and doctors. There have been a lot of people who are like, well, I'm a medical expert. I'm like, you have 230 followers on Instagram, and it says that you work at the bank. I didn't know you're a medical expert. Okay, but that's up if you want to see that. It's my Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones.

I'm not even trying to start any beef. I was just like posting a picture. I drove her because she gets really weird with needles. I thought I did. but she has to like lay in the car with their feet above her head. Caitlin does. Really? She almost passes out. Anything. We did, I ordered two of those tests that they test your blood sugar.

You know, blood sugar, like your food allergies. Okay. Because I had an old one, but we were doing another one. And you have to push this thing on your finger and it goes, and then it bleeds, right? It pricks it. She, I did mine, and I struggled. But she did her, she started vomiting. Really?

Mm-hmm. I didn't know she was like that. Crazy with needles. Wow. She laid on the floor. she was throwing up and you're supposed to drip the blood from your finger onto the card

and she couldn't get any more blood so she bled all over the ground and she took her card and wiped it on the ground and I was like that's not going to They're like huh she has dirt in her system All right let's do more news Bobby's other story If coffee is your go-to

when you feel that afternoon slump kicking in you may be surprised to know certain foods are better options. These are the best energy boosting foods according to three different registered dietitian nutritionists. I'm going to do both. Boosting, but then I'm also going to do draining.

Okay. On the boosting foods, black beans, although that's tough at like 1 p.m. at work to find a little cup of black beans. You have to bring that with you. Like I get it, but that's a tough one. Bananas. Nice.

Probably a little easier. Eggs. Water, obviously. and pistachios, which of all them water and pistachios are probably the easiest, if you're going to take it back. I just never, I'm good at going, all right, I'm going to do this and take it for like a week, and then I just kind of go, oh, I forgot the bag. You go back to normal life, yeah. But the ones that drain you, caffeine or energy drinks.

They do give you a quick, but then they drop you harder than you were ever tired to begin with. It's good to know. Candy, steak, because you need that one. Maybe you're at work doing the one p.m. steak break. That's normal. I said, sure, it's got a ton of protein, but your body has to go into overdrive digesting and metabolizing. And it can only utilize 25 grams of protein in one sitting,

and so your body can't actually do all with steak that it needs to do. And then finally, fruit smoothies. They say they're convenient, may seem healthy, but they take away the natural fiber of whole fruits. Ooh, I didn't know that. Your blood sugar levels may spike, and then you're talking about a sugar crash. That's when you have one.

Wow, I didn't think about that. I know. That's why I told you this story. That's good. I didn't think about it either. I didn't know about those boosters either. That's great. Banana, that's easy.

Yeah, if you remember. And out of all the nuts, I think pistachios is the one that I love, the most easy to get. Ooh, favorite nuts? Pistachios. Ooh, Mount Rushmore of nuts. I'm going to go pecanes just generally, like pound for pound, it's pecans. At times, I'm in the moon. It's such a pain to get out of that shell, though.

Or do you get them just out of the shell? You don't get like a nut cracker? I'm fancy, darling. I get them out of a bag that's already been shot. Fair enough. Pecans. I got to put peanuts up there. That's the OG. It is the OJ. It's probably the fourth head on Mount Rushmore. Peanut for sure. Maybe the first head.

I'm going to put fourth because I'm not going to it, but I always like it. I go pecans and peanuts. Walnuts are pretty solid. Walnuts? Who eats walnuts? Wallnuts are pretty solid. Like I see them at the store. I'm like, no one's going to buy those. And then possibly deep. You don't.

What? I'm not falling for it. Don't forget almonds. Oh, almonds are good. Oh, almonds are good too. That's the news. Thank you. Bobby's B.

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because my finger is in bad shape still it's getting a little better since the old basketball injury You took your splin off again though No I forgot it Oh boy It's fine though Mostly I just

I just kept the splen on So I wouldn't hit it But I can't run Because it hurts my hand I can't lift any weights Obviously So I got on the bike And I'm riding

And man I used to be great Like Toby Keith said But I'm not as good as I once was I used to get another thing And ride hard And so I got on I'm feeling myself and I get in this class and there's like 50 people in there. And I have a hashtag that's hashtag fight grind repeat.

And a lot of listeners of the show hashtag fight grind repeat on theirs. And it kind of, you can see who in your group is riding. Even in a group of a thousand people. Through the Peloton thing. Yeah. Kind of get your own little group there. And so I'm riding and I'm kind of dominating in this group of like 50. But I see some guy behind me like coming up.

You have little scores on the right side. And I'm like, man, this guy's coming hard. And I look at this hashtag, it's fight, grind, repeat. And I'm like, boy, somebody's taking a personal interest in meeting me today. And I'm very competitive. And so I'm riding hard. And the last time that I rode really hard, I tore my butt, H. Oh, I remember that.

And I peed blood when I went really hard. So you were thinking that while you were talking? I was like, you know what? If I got to pee blood, I'm going to have to pee blood. So I'm going, I'm pushing hard on this thing. And I see this guy coming up. His name's Colin Mick. C-O-L-L-I-N-M-C.

I think that was a screen name. Fight Grindrinder. and he's coming after me. He doesn't just take me over and slowly beat me. It's like he had turned the the hyperdrive. Boom! Gone.

Double me up almost. So I finished at about a 400, which is pretty good in 30 minutes. And the guy's at like 530 or something by the time it's over and I got off deflated. I finished second overall in the class. But some guy, I call him Mick, I'll know if you're listening out there.

First of all, I tip my cap to you. Secondly, are you cheap? eating. That's the only reason I think people can beat me. He's juicing. He's the peloton juice. That guy dominant, but I got off like, oh man, I just don't have it anymore. You guys can't message each other or anything. It's just, you just see their name and that's it. You can high five someone. And as he passed me, as he blew past me, he high five me. And I didn't know if he was doing it to be a jerk or if he was doing it to be like, hey man, good ride. But he dominated me. That's pretty funny. So Colin McCick, if you're out there, I'd love to talk to you. Give us a call.

Don't know who you are, but I'm not as good as I want But I'm good now As I ever been Here you go A bride finds out Her groom's mom is also her mom On their wedding day

Okay, what? Are you ready? Yeah A couple was getting married last week And during the wedding The groom's mother spotted a birth mark on the bride's hand And realized the bride was her long,

Lost daughter. Wow. Fortunately, her son was adopted So there was no biological relation and they went through with the wedding. The question is, do you stop the wedding and go, guys, I just figure something out? Daughter, son? Mind blown.

Or do you let it happen and slowly unroll that fruit roll up later on? Well, being a spectator at that wedding, I would love that kind of drama. We'd all be like, what? Jerry, Jerry. Yeah, that would be tough. I think as a mom, you're probably shocked. So much so you, your, your brain isn't allowing you to enjoy the moment. And you just want to say what it is.

But you probably don't, huh? That's crazy, man. So, so would you go on with the wedding? Like if that was your half, or adopted sister? Yes. Because you didn't spend your life with her at all. It's, it's a legality. It's paperwork.

And think about how. To you, not to the mall, but to you who had no relationship. And think about how alike they're going to be, because they were raised, you know, I mean, they have the same kind of... They have the same mom, so one was raised by that mom. The other one has the DNA of the mom. Like, they're going to be so much alike.

That's what's crazy about it. Well, yeah, DNA. The DNA part, yeah. I was going to say long loss, but yeah, DNA. God, that's weird. The groom's mother asked the bride if she was adopted and the bride and her family were surprised because that was a secret.

But she knew because that was her daughter. That was her long, lost daughter. And now he's marrying her. There were lots of tears and joyful reunions and all that, but it did create a serious problem because now the bride was going to marry her brother. They did talk about it before the wedding. The groom was adopted too, but boy. All right, and for our first dance, bro and sis. Happily ever after.

Have at it. Here's Denise in Mississippi, who is on the phone. Denise, welcome to the Bobby Bone Show. What's happening? Thank you. So I was watching the Facebook page, and I see you do something all the time. and I'm just wondering why you do it, but do you know what you do?

I do a lot of stuff, but why don't you tell me how I'm annoying? I do a lot of things that are annoying. Why don't you tell me what you think? Well, it's not annoying. It's just I notice it all the time. But, like, when did you start sticking out your tongue all the time? And I think all of us want to notice.

Oh, you mean when I write or when I'm thinking? Yeah. Like I lick my, my tongue comes out and I lick my lips. From four, three years old, my grandmother did it. My grandmother raised me, adopted me for part of my life, and she did it. It's like my tongue comes out and I look my lips as I write. It's like when I'm thinking, my tongue comes out. And it's happened my whole life. I was made fun of it my whole life. And now I don't think about it anymore. But I remember seeing my grandmother do it and I was already

doing it and wondering, is this genetic or is this learned? And I don't know the answer to that, but it's something I've always done. So if you see me writing or if I'm deep in thought, I do it all the time. My tongue is rockin side to side. But I haven't thought about it a long time. But I used to get made fun of pretty bad for it. You're doing it? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you thinking about that answer, Denise? I like it. I wasn't calling to make fun of you for sure. I know, but I go back. That's some old trauma as a kid, and I'm like, Denise is making fun of me. Yeah, I get it.

I know. I think it's kind of sexy, but don't tell your fiancé I said that, okay? You know what? She won't care because I don't think she thinks it's sexy at all. She doesn't, does she even mention it? I don't know. I don't know. She knows when the wheels are turning up there.

Because she'll be having a conversation with me? And I don't know. For some reason, there's like a certain, like a, I don't know, it's a certain part of her. I just don't hear her sometimes. Oh, like she's talking and you're just somewhere else? Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's like a, I don't know what it is. Dang, dude, you're not even married yet.

I do that now. We've been married a long time. And she's like, I know I'm talking, but you're not hearing what I'm saying. What are you thinking about? What's happening up here? Does she test you too? Like, what did I just say? Yeah, sometimes. Oh, those are the worst because you feel bad. She's like, oh, hey, that thing I just told you, what was that?

And you go back to the last word you remember? You're not even close. You said, uh, cat. The, you said the, right? Yeah, sometimes I'm not. And then I'm like, well, I got, I'm just got too much stuff going on. She's like, well, don't. Like, we're having a conversation.

Let's connect. She's absolutely right, by the way. Yeah, not my best luck I talked to Amy yesterday She's very grateful for all the nice messages You guys have sent or posted She told me to tell you guys that I'm talking to the people listening right now

Not the studio You guys already know, but I've talked to Amy every day Her dad passed away last week I thought Why, I thought because she told me this That she was going to come in this week She is not coming in this week I don't think she'll be in next week either

When Amy and I talked the first time And again, we were talking every day We talk every day in life, even outside of the show. I mean, are very close as human friends. And I said, hey, don't come to, your dad just died. Your dad just died. And she's like, I need to get back to work. One, you know, if it's my job, I need to show up.

And Amy's been going through a lot of stuff personally, not just this in the past six months. And she goes, I need to be there. You know, there was already some times last year. And my constant struggle with her is, hey, have you. You're not good for you. You're not good for me and us. Like, you have got to take care of yourself. Because if you can't keep yourself healthy,

you can't be a healthy part of this show. And this show is secondary to life. You know, when Amy was adopting her kids, it was the same thing. I was like, hey, go to Haiti. You got to make sure that you were good inside of you before you come and give us some of that. And so that was a battle that we had then, too,

which she did. Then she was like, fine, I'll go. And she was going through some heavy adoption stuff. And she'd go down for a few days and come back. Same conversation with her. I was like, don't come back to work. She's like, I'm coming back. I'm coming back Thursday.

And I'm like, I don't agree with this, but I'm also not going to tell you, you can't. And so I talked to her yesterday and she's like, I think it's finally hitting her now. I think it's finally like really setting in. And she's like, I can't. Like I'm struggling. They're like, good. Good. You need to stay and take care of yourself first.

So the goal for her to be back is not Monday coming up, but the next Monday. Her goal. If she needs more time, take it. When she disappears, though, it's kind of like a stool. And you pull out one of the legs. You kind of lose your balance for a second. That was how it was for me for the first day and a half or so on this show. I'm like, well, I don't have my main sidekick here.

And a sidekick, like in life too. But now, you know, I feel pretty good. We got the show going again. I can't wait for her to come back. I'm saying this in case she listens and she doesn't feel guilty. She doesn't feel guilty. Like, it's not the same without her. It's not as good.

But we're going to be okay. So you take care of yourself. Amy, dang it. Thank you. Where do we want to go next? Here's the story. A guy in California dies during a taco eating contest at a Fresno Grizzlies minor league baseball game in 2019. Now his family is suing.

And so, a taco eating contest held by the team, followed by the death of a 41-year-old, he choked. Now a lawsuit has been filed against Fresno sports and events, owner of the Grizzlies by the kid's 18-year-old. son, by the guy's 18 year old son, he alleges his dad was not made aware of the risks and danger involved in the eating competition. The goal of the competition was for amateur competitors to devour as many tacos as possible during a certain amount of time. No word on how much they're suing for. I only know the story based on what I'm reading here in the story, but I feel like if I'm getting in an eating competition, I realize one of the dangers is that I choke.

Yeah, because you're eating food fast. Or something happens with my... Like, you know if you're, the eating competition is not healthy. And there are probably risks that come with this. So I'm assuming there wasn't a, what do you call those things? A waiver? I don't know. Even if there was, I don't know. Because if there was, there's no lawsuit.

I mean, 100% right? From what I know, I don't feel like this is a lawsuit. It sucks. A guy died. That's a tragic way to go. But I feel like if you're entering an eating competition and you choke, that, that's a user. But then again, devil's advocate I love devil's advocate.

Like when you guys make me eat like a dozen donuts, I'm not going into it thinking I'm going to die. I know, but you know the risk of eating and you know the risk, you can go like, hey, I'm not going to do this. You guys are crazy. But most of the time I'm just like, it's a dozen donuts. It's no big deal.

But if I choked and died, you all would be like, and my family would be like, oh. Of course we would be like that. You know? So you don't have to do it. You chose to do it. True. I didn't put a taser up to you and go eat the donuts or take the tase.

Yes. And after saying that, my family probably wouldn't sue you guys. So yeah. I just don't think this is something they're going to win. Lunchbox? I don't see how you can. It's sort of like when people go to a baseball game and a baseball hits them.

It says on the back of the ticket, you got to watch out for flying objects. I don't think they have a case at all. It's sad. It's terrible. But the guy willingly entered a competition where he's going to eat food fast. It's terrible, but they don't have a leg to stand on, I don't think.

You ever been an eating competition? You? No. Seems like something you would be really good at. Well, like that, you're trying to find your place in life, like something where you could really just dominate. Like the guys that win these things look like you. No, no, I can eat a lot of food.

I'm just not a very fast either. I'm not good at shoving stuff down real quick. You haven't trained. Well, that's true. But I could sit there at a buffet and eat for two hours and never stop. But eating eight donuts in a minute, that's where I struggle. But I think you wouldn't if you did the work.

Like that is your athletic endeavor. That is where you could crush. You have the body for it? Yeah, see, I got a body. That's what I'm talking about. No, no, for food. No, no, not even a big guy. All those competitive eaters for the most part are not big.

Kobayashi was tiny. But they're like average guys. Most of them aren't ripped, but most of them aren't like 400 pounds. So what does lunchbox do? Does you look for a record or something that hasn't been beaten? No, I think he gets on YouTube and like how to try to. trained to be a competitive eater. Yeah, have you ever watched Kobe?

I think there's a documentary on Kobayashi, the old hot dog eater guy, and he would sit there and practice, he would eat noodles and like pounds of noodles at a time. Woo! Seems intense. I think for you, that's where it is. You don't be a professional athlete? I think you still have some ears left.

I think I'm still got my prime ahead of me. I do. Yeah, I definitely do. I'll look it up. Bobby Bone Show. Boney up the day. This story comes to us from South Carolina. 1 a.m. a 41-year-old man's walking down the street butt-naked when police roll up on him and shine the spotlight

and say, hey, man, what's going on? Walk of shame, guys. He got caught cheating on his wife and he said this was his way of making it better. I wonder if it did make it better. And then what does I say about her that that makes it better? And then also, just thinking back, I would hear a 41-year-old guy. That's like an old, old guy. He should be mature. I'm 41. I'm not mature.

The same thing. Is that crazy? Yeah. I was like, wow, what's his old man doing walking the streets? His old bag of bones walking naked.

Come on. All right. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. I love reading stories about people far smarter than me saying,

oh, for sure, we're going to run into aliens. Because these are people who spend their whole life. Studying space, physics. Just everything that we don't know anything about,

yet we're still like, no, they're wrong. So here's a guy. String. theory expert, Mikio Keku. Could be saying that wrong. Odds are I am.

Probably are. He believes we'll find signs of other life in the universe within this century. He believes the planned October launch of the James Webb Space Telescope will lead to the chance of, quote, quite high we make contact with an alien civilization. So within this century, that's 29. That's 79 more years. We could possibly not be alive

Although I was thinking about this last night That's what I do When the TV's not on You're thinking? I think about death and aliens Or my career That's really the three lanes All three are the same kind of

I was like Man I would hate to die and not know if aliens were out there I would just miss it Or what if they came in like 1,200 And like But we wouldn't have known Like what if they all flew in

We wouldn't know they have pictures They weren't throwing that stuff on Snapchat back then Maybe we have had contact with them before. Anyway, he thinks if we do find them, because we'll be able to see so many other worlds once this thing is launched, that it would be terrible to try to contact them. My thing is,

we just think aliens are coming in on things the same size we are. Which is because we're extremely vain. We assume. We're like, well, if we're this size, aliens have to be this size. They literally could come in to be a thousand feet tall. One person, one person, one alien could be a thousand feet tall. Or really, really small.

Another thing, they could be running around so microscopic, we have no idea. They're here right now in front of us and we can't even see them. Now, I may be considered nuts. I probably am. But I'm just not someone who goes, there's no way. Just because we can't see it, it can't be true. That's good. Because you can eliminate all of faith that way.

Because if people just said, oh, you can't see it. Can't be true. All faith would be gone, too. So what do you think? I don't know. After all that. I'm just not saying no, right? I'm not saying no.

It would be ignorant of me to say there's no chance of this happening. Oh, that'd be so great if we had aliens come. Would it, though? I don't think so. I don't think so. I think even if it were great, people would freak out so much. It would make this place not great. And then they could come make us all their slaves.

Oh, gosh. He could land and it's like, all right, Earth, we're a thousand feet tall. I changed my mind. So shout out, scientist, though. Okay, that's what's up. We will see you on Thursday's show. And as always, say, Bonander's show. Be excellent to each other.

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