The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Shares Message About Male Bonding + Amy Has A Snooze Pact With Listener

Episode Date: August 21, 2018

Bobby addresses something men use as a form of bonding. Amy gives an update on the dog her family is fostering and also creates a snooze pact with a show listener. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morgan number two, what are you wearing today? A flannel. Amy's in yoga pants. I'm in sweats. Are you in yoga pants? No, I have jeans on today. What's the problem? Well, we all come in at like a slumber party. There's got to be an eventual rule change around here.

Oh, no. Wait, what? Yeah. When we build a new studio, it's going to all be shot for everything online. There's just going to have to be an upgrade to. We just can't come... You have to buy new clothes. Are you talking to yourself, too?

Yeah. Okay. I feel bad now that's like the one day I mean, I could say once or twice a week now I do yoga pants, but I feel like... Oh, I'm not hating on anybody. Even myself, I'm in sweats today. I mentioned that as soon as I started this segment. Yeah.

But, yeah. I've said it before. Amy always looks great when she comes in. He's lying. But that's the thing we're going to have to do around here. We're going to have to upgrade our day-to-day look and just wear the clothes that we have that's nicer than just mailing it in. Dude, that's going to be so hard for lunchbox.

No, no. I wear jeans every single day. I never wear anything else. I'm good. So is that what counts? Just wearing jeans? Yeah, yeah. What's the dress code?

I'm not there yet. I know for me it's going to be a thing because how I want to design the studio, but I'm going to have to do it too. But you look cute in your sweats. You do, man. Really cute. And I'll stick with my sweats. Morgan number two and I can't wear yoga pants because we feel like we look cute.

Also, the yoga pants things a bit. There's a lot of women wear yoga pants around. And I feel like, you just follow me here, okay? Because I wore what was that the other day? Okay, I'm following you. Like three or four women, they were in yoga pants. And as a guy, you want to look at their butt because they're in yoga pants. But how would you feel if a guy looked at your butt and you notice him looking at your butt while you're in yoga pants?

Because it's there. Well, I don't know. My husband used to not really let me wear, or he would encourage me not to. He'd be like, you're tying something around your waist, right? Because I would walk to yoga from our house. And he was like, no, no, no, you can't walk the streets like that. I'm like, what? But now it's more normal.

Like, way more people do it. So I think he's, like, backed off. my point is if you wear jeans that someone looks at your butt do you get mad? Yeah what's the diff? There's no difference except there's just more to see in yoga pants and so as guys we look right? Of course we do

yeah what's the argument we can't help it yes you can but you can say to your brain stop looking. No no no my question no my question is if you're wearing it should you be able to get upset if someone looks at what you're wearing oh no I guess you can't but I mean I don't cat, if y'all, I don't feel like, for one, y'all are looking at me at all ever, because you're not. For two, if you, if I caught you, you need to work on your sneaky skills.

Oh, okay. My only question is, if you're wearing yoga pants and you catch a guy looking at your butt, how do you feel about that? I guess you can't get mad. No. That's what you say, you can't get mad. Yeah. Okay, Morgan number two? I don't know. I still think you can get mad because.

You're walking publicly. Yeah, but still, that's saying, like, oh, if I'm wearing shorts, if I don't, if I catch a guy looking at my legs. I'll be mad. But, like, I don't think you can get mad about anything like that. I really don't. Okay, so you just said you were going to get mad. You're not going to get mad. You're not going to get your butt and yoga pants.

Yeah, I guess. You are or you aren't going to get mad. What is it? I won't get mad. Okay, good. Thank you. Yeah. Eddie, you perv.

Yeah, but y'all need to get under control. Y'all don't have to. You don't see us girls struggling, like, not to stare at what y'all have not. We don't wear. Not y'all in particular, just guys. Dang. Not you, exactly. We're more visual than you guys are.

Yeah, that's true. To be fair. Okay, we got to start the show. That's the topic that we started the show. Great. And away we go. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bowles.

Let down. Transmitted. Hey, good morning and welcome to Tuesday show. Moyn Studio. Morning. Hey, how about this? The dumb debate of the day. Gender reveal parties.

Fun or dumb? Amy. Fun. Yeah? Yeah. Why not? you get to like gather your friends you get some little excitement you get to come up with creative way to let the blue or the pink come out of wherever it's cake or the balloon or whatever

I like it you know for me listen what do I care if someone else having fun doing something right for me personally I don't think I'll ever do a gender reveal party or anything because there's just a disappointment one way or the other because you're rooting for something you're rooting for something and you have to fake it if you don't get it okay I know guys who have had parties and they were so hoping for a boy and they got a girl and they had to do this whole next thing you know they're acting

trying to win an Oscar like oh I'm so happy but you can tell and they do eventually get happy eventually yeah yeah yeah yeah so but what if you can guarantee both people really don't care can you have a party then yeah if you have like a boy and a girl already and you don't care

think that's good that's fine yeah it'd be tough for me to have no baby I would need to ahead of time. That's what it would need to be. I would need to be tipped off. So you could prepare. So I could prepare. Because I'm not good at faking things. And it'd be like... And which one do you want? Well, probably a boy.

I think all guys want boys at first because we know how to raise boys. We're clueless with girls. You'd be great with a girl. I think. It's like, okay. I think you would. Okay, I think whatever. But we as got... Any guy here

would want a girl first? And there are five guys in the room. And not because we don't like girls, but because we're dumb. And we're like, we boy, we raise boy. Sounds like you. Yeah. You're like me. You do, I do.

I know what you do. And so far, I mean, Eddie's got two boys. Lunchbox has a boy. So now the shows. Ray, Mike, you and I are all boys. That's it. Yeah, that's it. Lunchbox, we think of gender real party.

So dumb and lame. I don't know. I don't agree with him, by the way. Can we please quit this nonsense out? Everybody wants to out there. Aaron, let me throw up a balloon, and let me hit a baseball and it explodes. It's so annoying.

And I was at one where the guy, the balloons come out of the box and they're pink, and he grabs a six bag of beer and goes, I guess I'm getting really drunk tonight and went to his room and played video games for us tonight. Never came out. Well, he needs to work on life. That's a good dude right there. Well, is he 12? Or is he just really honest?

He's just really honest. And that's why those parties are, I mean, they're just out of control. I mean, stop it already. Okay. I'm, you know, I'm going to go good, but only if I'm tipped off. If it's me, I need to be tipped off, what's another cake? If I cut through that cake, you bake the cake, okay. I need to know, because I can handle it if I know.

And I'll probably, I'll love either one of them. But we're dumb. You're not going to grab your six-pack and go to your room and not come out. I'm taking my sparkling water and going to my room. Lobby Bones show. Big three stories. If producer Ramundo, a woman in South Carolina was killed by an eight-foot alligator while she was walking her dog near a lagoon, She was trying to protect her dog when she was a tag.

At the MTV VMAs last night, Havana by Camilla Cabello, won video of the year, so congrats to her. And finally, in weather news, temperatures are starting to drop in most places. There's going to be rain in the south again today. Also watch out northeast. Severe weather is possible, damaging winds, and hail. Our video editor, Eddie has two sons. Eddie Jr. and Eddie Jr. Jr., once 10, once 4? Yeah.

And then I went to see Christopher Robin. which is the Winnie the Pooh movie. So who's talking in the club here? This is Junior, and then in a little bit, Junior, Jr., the 4-year-old, he chimes in with his opinion. Okay, so this is the review. All right, let's talk about Christopher Robin, the movie. You went to go see it. What did you think?

It was really good. Well, Mike D, who reviews the movie on our radio show, he says it wasn't that good. Do you think maybe because he's an adult and you're a kid? Uh-huh. Like, the first 20 minutes is, like, grown-up stuff with, like, war and work and dramatic. And what's the rest of the movie like? It's like more of a cartoon. For kids?

Yeah. Okay. And who is your favorite character out of the movie? E. Or. How does he talk? Nice of you to kidnap me. And who's your favorite character?

Um, Tigger. Tigger. Why? Because he bounces. Is Pooh Bear still the star of the film, though? Like, is everyone there to see poo? Yeah. Who would you say is the second most famous character?

E. What's the overall feeling of the movie? Sad, dramatic, happy, and... And funny. Out of five poo bears, what do you rate it? Five poo bears. Oh, my gosh, five poo bears. He doesn't give a bad review.

That's be real. He doesn't give a bad review. He doesn't. He said if the movie's really, really bad, he'll give it a four. My favorite thing is he thinks that war and work are the two adult things. He's like, you know, adult things like war and work? First 20 men's pretty sad, war and work. You know, adult things that you do, Dad.

That is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there you go, five poo bears from a 10-year-old. That's right. But Mike D, aka Quiet Mike, you didn't like the movie so much, huh? No, I gave it a B. A B. Oh, wow.

How many poo bears would that be, though? Yeah. If you were giving it, I guess, like, three? Three poo bear. Oh, man. What about it did you not like? I just didn't think it was that funny. Was it supposed to be funny?

Yeah. What were the first 20 minutes about war in life? We, like, joins the Army, so yeah. You get real sad. Oh, man. I like this one. These delivery guys were doing their deal. their name's Jason and Kwame

and they made their rounds in St. Paul, Minnesota and they spotted a guy hanging onto the outside of a fence right off the interstate and they realized the guy was suicidal. So they're out delivering beer.

He's going to jump off. They called 911 and they stopped to talk to him. And one of the delivery guys says, hey, man, what's up? And the guy's like, yeah, I'm thinking about jumping. And so they talked down for about an hour.

They even convinced the officers to let them continue talking to the man, which the officers did. And they said, hey, why don't you just climb up? And we'll go down to the delivery truck and share a beer. And so the guy said, yeah. Oh, wow.

Yeah, and they got a 12-packed cord light from the truck. And they went down and paramedic were there, took him to the hospital after we got an evaluation. And they were just watching and watching and. Yeah, shout out with those guys for just being aware and stopping. Because some people might be like, oh, guy on a fence. Bye. Yeah, or a guy on a fence, he's probably not doing anything crazy. Right.

Like, and we've got work to do. So let's just keep going. Scarlett Johansson's the highest paid actress of 2018. Who else think it makes the list here? Actress. Actresses. Oh, man, I haven't seen my... Who is the girl that is like...

Wonder Woman. Oh, Galgadoo? Yeah. She made $10 million at number 10. Okay. It's all the big ones, though. Reitzweather Spinner number five. Oh, yeah.

Jennifer Lawrence at four. Jennifer Anniston at three. Angelina Jolie at two, making $28 million. bucks and then Scarlett Johansson number one at $40 million. I feel like a lot of those are like yes big money makers but were they in movies this year? I guess they just continue to make money.

Yeah, the money just keeps coming in regardless. They're just cool. No matter what they do, they do to make money. There we go. The latest from that. 30 seconds skinny. Chris Stapleton paid tribute to Aretha Franklin at a recent

concert in Los Angeles performing due right woman, do right man. Casey Musgraves initially brought her song Follow Your Arrow to Katie Perry, who was the one who encouraged Musgraves to write the song for herself. Devin Dawson announced his first headlining gig, the stray off course tour kicking off November 1st in Columbia, South Carolina. I'm Morgan number two.

That's the skinny. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home is something good. Christina was so excited to return to her home in Jacksonville, Florida. She's been going through chemo treatment. She had her last chemo treatment. She just wants to go home.

She arrives in her neighborhood, and her whole neighborhood, threw her a surprise parade. So she comes around the corner and there's a parade in her honor saying, Welcome home! Wow. Can you imagine a parade? What? Just a thrilling day for her.

She gets to go home. Yeah. And then she arrives and Snoopy's floating through these neighborhoods. That's awesome. That's a good story. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobid Bones Show. Boney Up the Day.

This story comes us from Oklahoma City. Oklahoma. A man got out of jail and found himself behind bars 12 hours later. He went in, broke into a business, stole a saw, a spray gun, some tools. Only problem is he left behind his jail release papers. So when the cops showed up, they were able to go right to his house. Wait, so he dropped him while he was robbing the place? He broke in, dropped his papers, but he got some tools and a spray gun. And he's back in jail. So you go rob places with your jail release papers? I mean, if you... You know, when you rob, just me thinking here.

Like all ID, all jail release. Yeah, yeah. All of that, you should probably not take with you. Social Security card. Leave it home or in the car or something. Or just throw the papers in the trash? No, I don't get crazy. Yeah.

Oh, wow. On Lunchbox, that's your Bonehead story of the day. Get your Bobby Bonds on. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. I'll give you a TV show. You tell me what decade the show started. Okay.

It should be pretty easy. If I said Roseanne, you would say... 90s? The 80s. First episode, 19888. Oh. Wow. We'd have got that wrong, too.

How did we thought? Okay. Amy, over to you. The Big Bang Theory. The... Whatever the decade is of the first of the 2000s. The O's? Yeah.

All right, show me the OOs. Yes. Good. Lunchbox. What decade did Seinfeld start in? Ooh. What are your options here? 80s or 90s?

There's only two options. It didn't start in the 70s. And I believe it started in 93. So the 90s. Show me the 90s. Oh, 1988. What? Tricky.

Eddie. Tricky. Yeah. The Walking Dead. What are we? 2018? I will go with the tens. 2010s.

Yeah. Come on. Come on. Yeah. Because it's only like, what, six seasons? Probably a little more than that. Okay. I think it started like in 2010.

2010 is when it started, yeah. Gray's Anatomy, Amy. Oh, my gosh. Like forever ago. What decade did Gray's Anatomy start? The O-O's. Show me the O-O's. Yes.

Lunchbox. Yep. Full house. Oh, man. Rescue 9-1-1. It's probably seven or eight. It has to be the 90s, because the tanners weren't born until the 90s, the twins, the girls. Show me the 90s.

The 80s. The first full house in 1987. That's crazy. Eddie. Yep. You got to hit this to stay in the game. Yes. That 70s show.

What decade? Oh, trick question. I see what you did there. That 70s show. Oh, bones. I was definitely in high school, so I'm going to say the 90s. Oh, show me the 90s. Yes.

Lunchbox. You got nothing, dude. Yeah, just you two. Sudden Death. I understand. I got the hard one. Okay. Amy. The Simpsons. Oh, my goodness. The 90s. Oh, it was the 80s. 1989.

Oh, so close. Eddie, for the win. Come on, come on, Bones. Saved by the bell. Yes. Of course. I was young. I'm going to go 80s. 80s. For sure, 80s. What are you thinking about that, Amy?

80s. 100%. I think Eddie just won the game. Show me the 80s. That's good. Save By the Bell started in 1989. I barely made that. I thought it was clearly in the middle of the 80s.

You did? Yeah. 1989, said by the Bell. All right. Is Eddie's winning song? Wake up, wake up. Lunch Luncheon

Lunchbox, Ta-Tou-Tal-Tau-Tau-Tau-Tau-Tau-Tau-T-T-Tau-T-T-Tau-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Bupt. Yeah. Lunchbox, what did you think of the New Orleans Saints and the first male cheerleader? Oh boy, man. I don't know. I saw it and I was like,

what is this guy doing? The first male cheerleader for the New Orleans Saints made his debut out on the field on the team's preseason first game Jesse Hernandez 25 stepped out is the first male

saint station Oh my goodness wowing the crowd Yeah wowing all right Sporting black skinny jeans White jersey and sneakers He was in the center of the formation lining up with the rest of the squad

Performing classic Rocket-style high kicks and spins Now colleges do have Men Yeah except for Texas A&M But professional teams do not. I just, I've never seen a dance team with dudes on it.

So I just think it's a little bit like, when we go to the games, we're going to see the female dancers. Are you though? Because I don't even know that I see the cheerleaders ever. Yeah, I thought you were going to watch football. No, no, I'm saying, if I'm going to watch the dancers, I'm looking at the females.

Then look at the ones that are female. Yeah, look at whatever you want to look at. Yeah, this is silly. He joined the team in April after making it through all rounds of tryouts and to be one of the 34 dancers. He wasn't brought on just to be a dude. It was like, hey, it's open to everybody. I like it.

I do too. Listen, if you find something that you love and it makes you happy and it's not hurting anybody, go do it. Don't worry about people like lunchbox over there going, I didn't pay to see you. I mean, congrats on being a sensation, but he wowed the crowd, all right. These male churlers are pretty ripped up, too. In college, they're big dudes.

Oh, yeah, because they have to like lift and throw. Well, because they've got to pick the chicks up and throw them. This dude's not picking the girls up. They get to pick up the chicks. No, I get to pick up the chicks. No, I get to get. that. I get that, but this guy is just dancing. He's not picking up the girl. Okay. You don't think dancers can get girls?

Do you think other teams will follow suit? Yeah. Because, you know, the cowboy cheerleaders, they're really famous. Yeah, let's not add a guy to that mix. Oh, no. No, no, no. It's keeping the way they are. Why are you guys hate you right now? I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Say something funny with word hater in it. I know you're storing something up over there. Yeah. Eddie ate some hater tots last night for dinner. Big Bonn's show. Hey, let's do it.

Never Gonna get it. A recent survey found, this does not work in 25% of houses. Quarter houses doesn't work. By the way, it doesn't work in my house. I'll tell you that right now. What? 25% of houses, this doesn't work.

Never, never going to get it. A recent survey found that this does not work in 25% of homes. Let's go over to maybe. Oh, I'm someone's VCR. What? What is that? What's that? Video cassette handler.

What's that? A recorder. Why have H? O VHS. They're a rotary phone. No? That's not it. Let's go over to Tia in Ohio.

Hi, Tia. Hi. Hey, take a shot. It's definitely the smoke detector. Oh. Oh, that's a good guess. Yes. Boy, that's a dangerous one, too.

But no, that's not it. Thank you, though. Appreciate you. Lunchbox hit it, bud. It's easy. The cell phone. 25% of people's cell phones don't worry. Yep, don't give reception.

Oh, I see what he's saying. Reception. That's a lot. The phone jack. We're the old phone. Sorry, everyone. Let me pull you out at 1997 here as a room, and it's the doorbell. Gosh, mine doesn't work.

Mine doesn't work either. I don't even have one. Yeah, mine is torn off the front of the house. Like you walk up to it, there's just a big hole. There's not even a doorbell there. Wow. It's almost 100% for us. Yeah, 25% of doorbells don't work, and that you're never going to get it.

Here's Tuesday's top five at number five. Mercy, Brett Young. Or is Amy's Creole children sing it? Mercy. It's a good one, man. Number four, Thomas Wrett, Life Changes. Luke Bryan, Sunrise, Sunburn, Sunset, at number three. Jason Aldeen drowns a whiskey at number two.

Whiskey's supposed to drown the memory. These are the biggest top five songs this week in country music. Your number one song from Morgan Evans are Class of 2018 artists. Boy, hit that one on the head, didn't I? I got lucky with that one. Yeah, look at this guy. Kiss somebody. somebody in the back of the cabber on a subway train. Sometimes you got a kiss on.

Yeah, good for that guy. I talked to him yesterday for a bit. Is he so pumped? Yeah. He's like, you know, and he's Australian, so he just sounds happy all the time anyway. He could be like, mate, I'm so sick. And he'd be like, oh, you're so happy about that. That's cool.

He's like, no, I feel terrible, mate. So, yeah, he was really happy. And they had a big party last night. I didn't go. Because I don't really go to parties on week nights. But yeah, I'm really happy. that guy. Morgan Evans, number one with Kiss Somebody. The top song in Top 40 is Maroon 5.

Girl Like You, it's third week there. I need a girl like you, yeah. You guys know this one? Oh, yeah. Coddy, Coddy here. What you want to do with is? Then Cardi B comes in. So good. Obviously, if she's in it, we know it.

Your daughter loves it, right? Yes. alternative Weezer Africa third week at number one Wow That's

I'm going to take the That's nothing It's nothing It's a little It's a wheelhouse for me Oh perfect As Amy would say That's right there

In my vocal range We're talking about Gender Reveal videos And parties a minute ago I got a text here I love gender reveals Especially when they go wrong From Brandy

So somebody's into that Yeah I mean Those are funny to me too. I like it when the balloon pops pink and the guy just can't hide it. He's like, oh yeah, that's good. Pink. I'm so heavy. I like those. That professional football player

happened to him recently, too. We played the clip. I don't remember who it was. I think it was a basketball player. Oh, basketball? Gordon Hayward. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, thanks for all the text. You're a snoozer on your alarm clock, huh? Yes. My press snooze every day. I mean, I know. I know.

I just said it. I'm going to talk from my heart. You sound like my husband. Go ahead. Well, because he has to share a bed with me. I just wonder why you just wouldn't set it to the time you eventually get up. Yeah. So it doesn't bother him. And you two can have some sort of straight stream of rest all the way to that point and then get up. Yeah, I wonder that as well. But sometimes when I'm setting my alarm a night before I go to bed, I set it so that I have time to snooze. But why not? I know. It does not make sense. Like, I just feel like there. There's two people in this world, snoozers and not snoozers. And I'm not a snoozer.

I don't know if I've ever hit snooze in my life. That's amazing. When it's time to get up. Just get up. And it's a metaphor for life. It's time to go. Time to go. Alarm o'clock.

Sun. How are you get up? When it's time to get up, time to get up and go. Why you should stop hitting the snooze button immediately. This is a story that was handed to me. How falling back asleep for as little as five minutes after waking up can disrupt your entire day. Our bodies are programmed to go to sleep and wake up at the exact same time. But if that's interrupted by stressed children, a job that you might use an alarm, snoozing

jolts your body awake. So when you hit it and hit you again, it's two jolts. And two jolts is not good. One jolt isn't even that good. Yeah, sometimes I snooze like four times. Experts recommend setting your alarm and stick into it every single day. Okay, I'm going to start trying to do that. Okay, but it's not going to happen. Why? Because you do a lot of this where you go, I'm going to start trying to do this, but you never follow through. What?

Never? I mean, I'm a mom now. The kids. That's it. That's a big one now. But like all the stuff like the bass guitar, the gardening, the.

Those are hobbies. The smooth button is not a hobby. Painting. You're going to be in a neighborhood watch. Oh, I still watch my neighborhood. Oh, stop it. No, I'm just, I'm giving you a hard time. Aerial yoga.

Oh, yeah. That was hard. That was so hard. Have you ever tried that? Okay, also I had an accident. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My only point is unless you really want to change something or there's a reason you have to change it, you don't change.

We don't change. Unless there's an absolute reason that makes us change, we don't change. Well, when it comes to all my activities, I just like to keep it diverse. But, I mean, I can try to not press the snooze button. I mean, I really think it'll help my marriage too, so. Well, that's a big thing. If you're on the brink of divorce.

I'm committed to that. Which apparently you are. Because of the snooze button. Because of the snooze button. Yeah, there's that. It's a thing. Just giving you a hard time there. You can text us though if you want.

All you have to do is text whatever you want to Bobby 26-229. That's the number. Sometimes people will send me the word Bobby, but that's actually what it spells out. Bobby. B-O-B-B-Y. Yeah. Standard. Text message and data rates apply.

There's supposed to be some paper in here and there's not. Yeah. It's like a normal text message, so be prepared for that. That's what we should say. Yes. You may get charged for that. If you get charged for texting. Does anyone get charged for texting anymore?

No. No. But man, back in the day I did, and it was like, ooh, sorry guys, can't text anymore. Oh, you run out of messages. Yeah, like a long, long time ago, whenever it was a thing, I remember I would buy whatever the text message allotment was, but I would run out and I could not send texts or I would immediately get charged. Are we at a touch because we don't pay for text messaging anymore, or is it just a normal thing to buy? I feel like that's the normal now. Let's ask Morgan number two. She's 12.

So what's the deal with Morgan number two? I mean, I would say it's the norm. Like, not texting has always really been how mine is. Like, we've always had unlimited texting. You've always had it. Ever since I've really started texting. Maybe not the first year, but yeah, after that. I think it's just part of the, when you're setting up at the phone store, they're kind of,

because texting is just the way people communicate these days. Well, yeah, I know that. It's probably talking on the phone costs more. It's the only way I talk to people is texting. What if we call this girl? Just texted us. This says, hey Bobby, happy Tuesday. I'm definitely a chronic snoozer.

Every night I commit to getting up on the first alarm. But every morning, epic fail, I wanted to offer to be Amy's accountability partner. I know it would make a huge difference. Just throwing it out there. Jessica and Florida. Hey, Morgan, number two, would you save that number? I'd like to contact her. I think the best thing for me to do would be to assign her as Amy's accountability partner.

So my little buddy and so we check in with each other every day and make sure we didn't snooze? Yep, every day. Okay. For a week, for a week. Okay. I'll do it. I mean, I want to show you that I can do it. Apparently, I have shown you that I can't commit to anything.

Your kids, that's a big commitment. Your husband. Thank you. Me? Yeah. See? Yeah. Now we're on a roll.

Like, I mean, but sometimes it just makes me feel like I, you know. The smaller things. Okay. Yeah. But the, they're in six. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Let's do this. You recognize this song, right?

Friends. Yeah. So here's the story with this. Oncebox has never seen all of friends, and he's watching it all right now pretty much for the first time, right? Yep. It's got to be amazing.

Well, he's blown away by the fact that Ross and Rachel were on a break. Oh, my goodness. And Rachel freaks out. They were on a break, and Ross goes and hooks up with that other girl And she acts like it's the end of the world. They were on a break.

I do not understand how she is upset about it. Who in the room has seen every friend's episode? That's everyone in here, right? Not me. So, Ross and Rachel are a couple. I'm going to explain to 20 years ago, I think. They break up. They're on a break.

Ross hooks up with somebody else. And then the whole argument for pretty much the rest of the show is, we were on a break. Yeah, and that's like a, if you ever hear someone quote that, like, we were on a break. It's from that. So is he allowed to hook up with somebody else on a break? They were on a break.

Amy, yes or no? Yes, they were on a break. Morgan number two, you're 24. What do you think about this? You're a little different? Yeah, I mean, they weren't together, so yeah. My problem with the break is you're not broken up. Oh, they're what I consider them.

On a break, no, on a break's not broken up. On a break is just taking aside to the, you know, we're not going to be together right now, but we're not fully apart. We haven't decided to kill the relationship. It's a break. Wow. So it's not a full break. So a little bit, I disagree.

I think Ross did wrong. I think if he wanted to, you know, make out with another girl, whatever that is, then you need to be broken up. So I am different from the girls. Hey, call me sensitive. But if I were Ross, I would have totally broken it off before I would have done that. I mean, let's be honest, if I was in Rachel's position, I'd probably be yelling at him too. And then the next couple of episodes, it is just so awkward to watch because they go over to the apartment and it's just like, what is going on? And I just think Rachel's crazy.

The whole time I'm like, Rachel, you're nuts. You've lost me. There you go. A review from 20 years ago from Lunchbox for a show is just now watching. Oh, just wait for I take the Rachel. You talk about the most awkward show and friends. I can't even watch that Friends episode. That's like the one episode if it comes on.

Bobby has to change it. Yeah, I don't like some of those awkward episodes. But you'll see. Keep watching lunch. The baby's here. You're watching more friends? You just sit around watching. Oh, yeah.

Because you got it all day. The baby doesn't move, sits on the couch, watch friends. Are you watching a lot of daytime TV? Yep. You're still taking your naps? Oh, absolutely. Oh, you are. Yeah, the wife takes care of the kid while I'm napping.

Oh, well, then you were right. You still are napping away. Yes. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Good Samaritans and rescue workers worked together to rescue two people and their dog. When a truck crashed through the guardrail at a marina in Long Beach, California,

it kept driving right into the water. Bystanders saw it. They jumped in and they pulled the two people and they said, there's a dog in there. And they went back after the dog and saved the dog. Jeff Jones, a captain with a boat towing service, saw the whole thing, captured the video, lifeguards, people standing by. Listen, the truck did not do very well.

It died. The truck died. But the humans and the dog made it. And that's all that matters, right? And that's Tell Me Something Good right there. Thank you. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bonesh.

Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. It's the 30 Second Skinny. Casey Musgraves initially brought her song Follow Your Arrow to Katie Perry, who was the one who encouraged her to write the song for herself. Oh, how about that? Like, write it or cut it? Do you know if she wrote it and gave it to Katie?

And Katie said, cut it or what? She just brought the idea to Katie Perry, and then Katie kind of encouraged her to write it and do it for herself. What else, Morgan number two? Miranda Lambert says a piece of advice from Dolly Parton that she got, and she won't ever forget. She told her to keep going, you do you, believe in what you believe in, and don't take no. That's a lot of things. What's that again?

Let me see if I could use this in my own life. Go ahead. She says, keep going. Keep going. You do you. Me, do me, go ahead. Believe in what you believe in. Oh, wow.

And don't take no. I can do that. I can handle that. It's like a fortune cookie advice. But if Dolly Parton says that it's worth more. Yeah. Yeah, what else more? You know what I do?

The Eagles' greatest hits album has surpassed Michael Jackson's Thriller to become history's best-selling album of all time. I have a problem with this is that a best-selling album should not be in the same category as an album. Because I love this record. It's the Eagles. It's all the good songs. They have many greatest hits. But it's all the best hits from another album. Another album.

Michael Jackson Thrullers, one album. He picked a few songs and this is the record. It is a great greatest hits, though. Good point, though. But if you do Desert Island and you're like, I'm going to Desert Island, you can't take greatest hits albums. Yeah. So with the numbers, it is the number one selling album. How many is it sold, do you know?

38 million copies. So a few. It sold a few records, right? I don't think it's fair to compare that against the record that's not a greatest hits. But what do I know? I do love the Eagles. I did go see the Eagles a few months ago with Vince Gill. and so Eddie and I went

Yeah, it was amazing It sounded like you went with Vince Gil I felt like I did Yeah, he was there I was like, oh dang, you got with Vince? Is that it Morgan number two? I'm Morgan number two, that's the skinny Thank you

It's a Bobby Bones show Hey what's happening guys You know, you're on your phone You're always tinking around Trying to find stuff to do There's a lot of games A lot of apps out there But I'll say this, there's only one best fiends

And if you're like me, you're tired of the same elaps on your phone. And let me recommend to you the puzzle game, Best Fiends. There's a ton. They've been saying infinite amount of challenging puzzles, thousands of levels to play, and tons of characters to collect. It's the perfect game to play whenever you want. You can play with family, friends, by yourself. Either way, you won't get bored.

And you won't be using your thumb going, ah, there's nothing to do on my phone. The best part, you can even play without internet connection, so you can play literally anytime, anywhere. Morgan number two plays it before the show starts. I catch myself playing best fiends. Just all the time sitting somewhere, play some best fiends. Give it a try, and you can tell me where you catch yourself playing best fiends.

Download best fiends for free on the app store or Google Play Today. That's Friends Without the R. Best fiends, and you can be part of the club. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me. Amy with the morning corny right now. The Morning Corny. What type of jeans does a shark wear?

What kind of jeans does a shark wear? Denham. Denham. Denham. Love it. That goes. That was the morning corny. Hey Morgan number two, read me that text from someone about snoozing.

This is what happened. Amy snoozes every morning. It would drive me bonkers to be with someone that hits. the snooze every morning. And so I've never hit the snooze. Amy hits it every day. We got a text. What's the say Morgan number two? Says, hi, Bobby. I set my alarm for 4.30 in the morning every day and hit snooze till six.

You got to be hitting me. That's a chronic snoozer. Whoa. That's a chronic snoozer. Amy, this is a you. This is another you. No, I mean, I'm max for us at four times. That's at least. What? That's max. My men is one or two. Like, one or two is probably what I normally do.

You're hearing that's like me hearing you, though. Like, I want you to know that feeling. where it makes you a little anxious. Okay. You're like, oh. Yeah, like I'm freaked out by that. You're freaked out by me doing it a couple times.

She hits snooze for 90 minutes. That's a... Think of all the non-rests. You're not getting. Like, that might require therapy. Mine is just a little issue. Jessica and Fort Myers, good morning to you. Good morning.

Hey, Amy, Ray, lunchbox. Wow, like it is. Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Sorry, Eddie. Hey, Jessica, let me ask you a question. You texted us and we just called you back. So the texting line does work.

Was it weird to you to see us call you back? It was. I was like, get it to hear you. This is. I had to call back. Here's what she said in her text. She said her and Amy need to have accountability with each other, right? Because you're a big snoozer.

Yes, huge. This morning was like an hour. And I even said this morning I wasn't going to do it. Said it for an hour early. Probably snooze twice and woke up to use the alarm time, snooze again. Oh, that's terrible. Oh, yeah. I know it's terrible.

I know it's terrible. I know it's terrible. I know it's terrible. Change the alarm time. I'm guilty of that, too. Do you just go back in there? You forget this news and you just reset the alarm. Yes, forget those eight minutes.

I need like 30 and then eight more and then 30 more. Oh, it's terrible. But then why don't you just set up for the absolute latest point anyway? If it were that easy. I can admit lack of self-control. I mean, I just love sleep. And I know it's the worst. I know I wake up more tired the second and third and fourth time around.

So I know better logically. Okay, Jessica, here's what we're going to do. You and Amy both. Today's Tuesday, right? Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Monday. We'll do five days. Okay. Jessica, I want to talk to you every morning.

And I want to make sure... Five days. All right. I want to make sure you and Amy don't hit the snooze. Set your alarm to the absolute latest point that you can possibly set it. Don't hit snooze. And when it hits, just wake up and get out of bed and we'll see how your day goes for the next five days. Are you in, Jessica?

I'm in. Jessica, get me your... Leave your Instagram with Hillary and we'll DM and make sure we're... I really, before we go to bed every night, we should talk about it, and we could send each other encouraging messages. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Jessica, you're now part of the crew, okay? Okay, I'm in. I'm here. We'll talk to you tomorrow. Don't be doing that. You're going to be so rested in a week. You're going to say, man, you know what changed my life? I'm going to work, ready to go.

Absolutely. Okay, Jessica, I'll talk to you tomorrow, okay? Yes. All right, bye-bye. There she is. Bye, buddy. Jessica. Bye, buddy.

I have this. So I'll give you the merch item. You tell me who the artist is. Okay. So it's a shirt that says, I believe in the power of positive drinking. Now, if you go to a concert and there's a whole merch table,

this person's shirt says, I believe in the power of positive drinking. Instead of thinking. Get it positive thinking? Yeah. Chris Jansen. So I'll go. How about this one?

A coffee cup that says I'll name the babies. I'll name the babies. Oh, Miranda Lambert. No. No, no, so, Blake Shelton, Blake Shelton, Blake. Because he'll name the dogs. My bad.

Yeah, it is Blake Shelton. You find a spark. Still holding on to that Miranda, huh? Miranda and Blake. Well, whenever he sings this, I picture them together and she's naming the babies and he'll nameing the dogs even though he may have written this

with Glenn in mind he may not have even written this but when he sings it I picture him and Miranda sorry Miranda names the babies and the names the babies and the name's the dogs

well there you have it yep how about a duffel bag that says home team uh Thomas Red yeah the man go

go Hate me A woman's t-shirt This says hate me Hate me Yeah Hate me Yeah

I need more I need a hint You won't get it Okay Gillian Jacqueline Come on And hate me Oh yeah

Now mix it One more A tank top That says You look good You look good You look good All night

You look good Is it Am I right? I don't know what you're singing. It sounds like you're just grunting and snapping. No, no, I'm singing. You look good. Who is it?

So fresh, so fun. You look good. Who sings that song you're singing? You look good. I can't think of it. Hey, hoot. Oh, Lady Anna Mello. Thank you.

You don't get credit for that one. I mean, but I have the beat. Hey. Depends on who you talk to. So in Amy's life, in Amy's life, she has a couple kids and they want a dog. How long did they been talking about a dog? Oh, about three months. Ever since, yeah.

We had a dog when they got here, but she had cancer and she passed away. I had her for 10 years, 11 years. And so she passed away in February. They knew her for a couple months. And then it took a couple months. And then they were like, okay, let's get a dog. We want a dog. So you go and you're going to foster a dog with the idea of if it goes well, you then may adopt the dog.

Yes. So you get the dog. What kind of dog is it? A Labradoodle. And it had just been rescued. and, I mean, had, you know, some issues because of its conditions where it was for like a year. And then when our great friend here at work rescued this dog, I mean, it just needed a loving home. And we were like, oh, my goodness, we want a Labradoodle.

I personally do it because they don't shed. And I was like, that'd be amazing. What's that? It's a Labrador and a poodle? Yes. Like, they make them do it? Well, I mean, yeah. Is that possible?

Yeah. Yeah. They breed them. And this dog's situation, I don't know, was maybe being set up to be. be bred, but then ended up just kind of tied up somewhere. And so not a good situation at all. So our friend rescued it. She has a group. She rescued like over a thousand dogs. Anyway, everything's always been great. So we go pick her up. I mean, within the first hour, we're all in love. And we're like, okay, yeah, this dog's going to be a part of our life. But we're still

with caution because, you know, I want to see how the kids react and we're fostering. Well, within the 12 hours or so that we have the dog, it gets deathly ill. Yeah, and the first half day, Amy has it. Yes. And by seven, so we picked it up Saturday morning, and obviously we don't know anything that's going wrong. And by 7 a.m. on Sunday, my husband's at the ER, ER doctor with the dog, dropping it off at the vet. Because, I mean, Sunday morning, we didn't know where to go. And, yeah, the dog is still there.

Oh, right now the dog's still on the ER. Dog is still at the vet. They can't release her because her kidneys and her liver are failing. she's on IVs. They're doing everything they can. And fortunately, our friend from work, you know, because my husband always had a limit, even on our dog we have for 10 years, a vet limit.

He's like, this is a $500 dog. You know, like, even he even loved that dog. And so one that we're like fostering but want to adopt, you know, she has a nonprofit. She's created and she loves dogs. And she's basically like committed to whatever we have to do to save this dog's life. And I feel awful.

because it was in our care but it's not anything we did it just happened to be while we had her so I have to look at that as like a blessing whatever reason like she slept right outside of her door and right when we woke up we saw her condition and threw her in the car and took her

what are the kids saying well the kids are kind of like where's the dog we want the dog to come back they were asleep and so they don't know the full story and I kind of told them hey we're fostering her

if everything works out and she's comfortable and you all get along and you're good and the dog's good, we'll keep her. So they're sort of like, were we bad? Oh, no. I know. It's a whole thing.

Go get them two more. So we're just praying that the dog is better, and if she is, we'll take her. Keep us updated. Yeah. Over to McKenzie in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Hey, McKenzie. Hey, Bobby. Good morning to you.

What do you want to ask? I remember you talking about the tender match you had a few a little over a month ago? And I just didn't know whatever happened with that girl. So it was a bumble match. which you know what's the difference in the two Morgan number two in your opinion Bumble and Tender

Bumble is the girls have to reach out to you first essentially and Tender is where you just get it on and so I matched one person on Bumble and I believe the story was because I'm not sure how much I shared I think I was in a very sharing mood that morning

McKenzie what do you remember from the story Yeah you tell us because I don't want to overshare you for because it's somebody else if it were about me I would share all the things But McKenzie, go ahead. What do you remember from it? Yeah, I remember you guys were messaging, and then the last thing that I heard was that she made, like, a funny joke.

And then, like, you showed the room, her picture. And I don't know if I'd have anything after that. Okay. So there's an update to the story, too. So what happens is I'd get on Bumble and match with one person, and I say, hey, I'm going to go out. I'm doing a show Charlie Warsham's artist in town in Nashville. It was really good. And he said, hey, we come out and play the show with me.

I said, sure, so we go out. And I say, hey, why don't you come out to the show? Because I didn't really want to do a date thing. You were going on baby patrol. Whoa, whoa. Yeah, yeah. So this is the first time for you. Hold on.

You invited the chick? I said, hey, Mike Nees-oldz-oldz-to. I needed to feel safe. So I'm not really like a date date-date. Man. But what I do, and what Morgan Number Two helps me do, because Morgan Number Two is the greatest digital stalker of all time, is we'd like find the Instagram profile,

and I noticed that she was following. Amy and following, but she act like she never seen anything about the show. And I just want to know, if you listen to the show, that's fine. But if you don't, like, be honest about it. Because if you do listen to the show, you already know a lot of things. And I'm at a disadvantage because I know nothing about you and you know pretty much everything about me.

Right. And so I was like, oh, okay, she must listen to the show. But then she, like eliminated Amy from following. I felt like she was trying to cover tracks and act like she wasn't a listener. And so I talked about it on the air. The update is I got a text from her, a big long text afterwards. What did it say? She was like, I was not trying to be dishonest.

Well, so what was her, what, so how. So you cut bait? Well, no. Well, I had already cut bait anyway, because I felt like it, to me, it was kind of a dishonest thing. Just say you, you don't have to go unfollowing people to try to trick me into thinking something. No, she was trying to give you the chance to get to know you without radio. Just. No, then all you have to do is say, hey, listen, I didn't like that feeling.

How much of her text do you want to share with us? None. None of the long one? Not even like a paraphrase it? No, it was long. It was very long. How did you feel about it? I thought she was fair in a lot of ways.

Okay. In that I didn't say who she was exactly. No, not at all. But it could be all the women. Like, she does not need to be worried about that. And you wonder why you don't have a girl. This is why. You find a reason.

No, that's a reason. I genuinely felt like, why would you try to cover something up? If you're covering things up, then there's an element of you don't want me to know something and you're hiding something. Yeah, lunchbox, this wasn't him digging for a reason. If he feels this way and I know how he felt when it was happening and it's valid. Look, I was just decided there was a girl interested. She's a haughty, like, let's, man. The hottie thing doesn't matter to me so much.

Hey, yeah, yeah, you're not going out with an ugly. Yeah, no, but I need to be attracted. What? I need to be attracted. But you're not. I mean, I need to be attracted to them. But just because someone is physically appealing to me doesn't mean I do anything extra to make it work. Yeah.

Okay. If you want to think that way. Well, you all, guys do have that crazy hot scale thing. Hot crazy? Yeah. Yeah, for sure. There's that. Right. Right. Show. So, I mean... Hey, is that an okay update, McKenzie? Yeah, that's perfect. How do you feel about me in that situation? I just felt like, you know, there was some misleading going on.

Yeah. I mean, that's not a good sign if it's not even since that early in a relationship, and you already feel like somebody's hiding something. So I think you took some good steps. But Bobby, what's the girl supposed to do? Because... Just be honest about it. Okay. So like, on, but you, on air, you say how you don't want to necessarily... I don't know if you've said it. No, I don't say that. You don't say that right. But... I think you're projecting your thoughts onto me at this point. Okay. You're right. So that I stopped myself. So she just needs to say, hey, I listen to the show, but don't worry, I'm not, like, obsessed with the show. Because that, that is a valid point. I'm not saying that you say

that, but it is a concern that. you have of like if someone's just going to be dating you because you. It's not so much about listening to the show. That's what it is. Right. Like if it's like, ooh, I want to date the guy on the radio. If they like the guy in the radio, that's one thing. Okay, cool. If they're just dating a guy because he's on the radio, that's another thing.

Yeah. Okay. You know, I'm not trying to find a microphone chaser. Like a cleat chaser? Yeah. Or in college, some girls were called cotton chasers because they just... What? Why?

You know why? No. Okay. So every time you would get invited to a date. party, which was like a fraternity event or whatever. There was a t-shirt that came with every event. And so some girls just wanted a t-shirt to the cool events, and they were called cotton chasers.

Yeah, they should have dropped that one. Call that something else. They just got a t-shirt chaser. I felt uncomfortable with just that term. Okay. I mean, I threw it way back. It's not like I was in college yesterday. True.

Yeah, so true. I've dated some people in the industry and they know what I do on the show. I don't mind that, the show thing. But that only did they date me because I'm on the show. That's all I'd like to say. Okay. Because I'm being painted into an unfair corner right now, I feel.

I didn't mean to do that. I'm sorry. Did I do that? Did I do that? I don't know. I really was trying to be cautious. Like the perfect place for you is when you're doing stand-up. Girls in the audience.

That is so money. You should have T-shirts or something that you throw out to the crowd everyone's more. I don't have props. I'm not carrot top. Like in a baseball game in between innings, they throw out little baseballs. Oh, yeah. You should have a shirt and inside it wrapped up as your phone number.

You look at a girl, point, throw her to the t-shirt. Like, oh, you're just giving her a t-shirt. So no one knows. Then she opens it up. She's like, dang, I got bones of digits. Or she opens it up and gives it to her husband. And he's like, wait, what's this? Yeah.

Or he gets it to the wrong person and she gaches it. Yeah. All things could go wrong there. I didn't get to my point about the guy thing. Oh, man. I'll come back. I know. I had a whole thing that I want to speak to women because I kind of am one. I'm like 18% female.

You know? Yeah, yeah. More than that. Oh, you think so? Oh, yeah. Okay, what's your percentage? Probably 54%. Oh, wow, more than man. Yeah.

Oh, okay. Well, that's time I want to say to the... Should be part of your new dating profile. No, no more. I got off a fumble. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. The Colorado Springs Police Department is celebrating the return of its youngest comrade to the force.

So four-year-old Joshua, he's been battling stage four kidney cancer since last year. Back in April, had his dream come true when he was sworn in as an honorary police officer. However, he had to take time off because of his treatments. Well, guess what he just did? He rang the bell, which officially

means that his chemo treatments are done. And the department posted a video of Joshua ringing the bell. Obviously, the hallway was filled with tears. It's just a really special moment. And now he has time to join the force. Do what he needs to do.

Give that kid a gun. Yeah. Yeah. Good for him. I like that story. Yeah. Honorary cop. That was tell me something good.

Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me go. Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right. Hey, thanks for hanging out with us. I was talking to a friend of mine yesterday.

And she said, hey, what did you do? I said, well, my buddy Jared came over and we played Madden football. says, oh, you play video games. I said, yeah, he came over with fun. She was like, wow. Kind of, you know, made the, she insinuated that was kind of a losery thing to do, right? And Amy's made fun of me for video games, too.

That's okay. Well, the headset. Yes. And having, but, yeah, friends. But I only headset. I have a friend named Mike who lives in Dallas, and we headset with each other, Eddie. And this is what I'd like to say,

because I think that, and mostly I'm talking to women here, like Amy, like my friends. Not all, but just for the same thing. sake. Us men, there's not really a comfortable way for us to bond with other men, except through things like video games or fantasy football or golf, because we can't just call up a buddy. We don't because we're taught vulnerability is not really a thing. We can't just call them. We go, hey, Eddie, do you just want to go talk and get a drink? We wouldn't do that. That's weird.

So for us, and not saying that we shouldn't, but for us, that's a way for us to actually share with another guy. And so whenever you judge like you did with your face just, then when you made fun of me, it makes me feel not good. Because I go, I can't even share that. Because that's how I, like Eddie or me and my buddy, Mike in Dallas, we actually put on a headset and play the game, but we actually talk about life. And we have these conversations that we wouldn't have if it weren't for whatever vehicle that is that gets us there.

If it's watching a game at a bar, if it's playing golf. And you may think that's just us going out and goofing around. Oh, there'll be an idiot. Guys, but that's really how we as men can find that little space. Think about Lunchbox and his brother. You guys don't even talk to each other. No, we don't talk to each other. When do you talk to each other?

Fantasy football season is the ultimate. The only time we talk. He will call me up, oh, what do you think about starting this player? Once fantasy football season is over, I don't hear from my brother for six months. And does it ever go from football occasionally it dips into some personal things because you're already talking about? Yes, because then he'll ask about, oh, how is everything? And then I'll ask about his son. And now that I have a kid, I guess he'll ask about my kid.

But besides that, we do not talk. We don't text. Fantasy football is key in our relationship. So as someone who's kind of a dude. Kind of a chick. That's the way that we're able to communicate with each other without one making the other guy feel uncomfortable. Because we wonder, if I just invite a man over to have a heartfelt conversation, what will he think? What will I?

That's what we do. So all I'm encouraging you, Amy, my other female friends, and even dudes. And it's not even a fully dude or female thing, but for the most part, the only people make fun of me are girls about this. Like, it's really our way to communicate. We can't just get on the phone and talk. We don't. We weren't taught that was right. So how we'd use other vehicles to get there.

Okay. I can respect that. That's all insane. Bones. That's good. Thank you. Every guy in North America listening to Right now. Thanks to you so much.

Now all our wives are going to let us play golf. We're going to go play video games without friends. But that really is the way that we communicate. I'm telling you, my friend Mike Seines and I will play Madden and we'll talk a little crap. But really it's like, man, what's happening in your life? That would never happen. You don't just pick up the phone and call another dude. to talk. It's true. Yeah. If that's genuinely what's

happening, that's amazing. 80% of the time. Yeah. No, that's good. Like, I think you need that in your life. So if you need the Madden or the golf or the football, fantasy football, to do it, then do it. But Eddie, don't put in their heads that now they

abuse this. But let him say that. That's his way of deflecting it. Because now he's just saying it to be funny so he doesn't like a wimp whenever he has a dude to play. Well, when the wives are arguing about, like, we're going to play golf again? It's my way of bonding with other men. Listen to Bob. I will replay this segment to her, bones. Thank you.

You're welcome. But that really is a thing. That really is a thing. And I, a little bit, I was like, oh, man, I wish people wouldn't think this about it because I was giving a hard time because I had a friend coming over to play John Madden football video game. Well, I'm glad you're able to open up there. But he's so right, because you would never, to go to another guy and be like, hey, let's

grab coffee and talk. Never. Just sound, no way would that happen. You'd be like about what, are you dying? Like, if that's going to happen, it's going to be hardcore. But, and Amy, you could go to Morgan. She's like, hey, we should go to have. Yeah, no issue.

No issue. For men, maybe, for my stepdad, a lot of times, we're not going to change it. It's a culture thing. This is, you know, 100 years changes that. That's how we're made. But, you know, going hunting with your buddies. You know, my stepdad. That's how my stepdad and I bonded was that he would say, hey, let's go hunting.

And be like, all right, sure. And then. And y'all talked about sports and music. Yeah, all of that. Yeah. As men, generally speaking, we need to have something that shills us from this secret cloak of vulnerability. Like a decoy.

That's it. It's such a good conversation. That's all I want to say. It took three minutes. I wanted to put that out there because I feel like us as guys were idiots and we just go, we won't play golf and we can't communicate that it's about more than that. And you as females go, oh, you're just playing video games. You're an idiot.

Yeah. And then you got two sides punching fists at each other and nothing's being communicated. Now, with me, part man, part not. Yes. I'll be the one to step in and pull both sides together. Thank you. Thank you. Anything you want to say, Amy? No, I mean, I thank you for sharing that.

It helps me understand better about where you're coming from when you're doing stuff like that. And I'll be more respectful. And your husband? And my husband, obviously, when he has things he wants to go do. And know, and now take into consideration that that's something it's important and I need to make time for. Morgan, number two, anything you want to say? Did you learn anything? I think that's totally valid.

And now anytime my boyfriend wants to do something, I'm going to think twice about it. Just think twice. You don't have to give it to him every time. because sometimes you guys are douches, right? They'll take advantage of you. Yeah, they will, they will. But, you know, like the sixth time in three days, you'd be like, oh. You guys a madden bender.

But it is a thing. Okay, it's good to know. Thank you. I rest. Thank you. You know who Bamajara is, Amy? Yeah, he's from MTV. He was with that, they did the crazy stunts.

Jackass. Yeah. So Ban Majera goes to Columbia and he goes by himself. Which is pretty crazy to me. Wow, yeah. And so he gets robbed. in Columbia. So he goes, he gets in a tax cab, and he can't talk because he doesn't speak their language, they don't speak his, but the guy goes on his phone because they're translated back and

forth, and he says, hey, lay your money and he pulls a gun out in his lap, and he gets robbed. Yeah, crazy, huh? I took a taxi, a random one from the airport to hear, and I couldn't speak Spanish, they couldn't speak English, and they translated on their phone for me to read empty your wallet as they put a gun on their lap to show it to me. So I did, and I had 500 bucks. They let me go. That was weird. That was weird.

I mean, yeah, they could have, like, chopped his hand off. Or he just could have not went to Columbia by himself. You thought that was kind of the first problem? A.T. A teen who stole an AR-15 from a cop car was busted because he was on Instagram with it showing it off. Two things are wrong here. One, don't go stealing things from cop cars. Two don't go stealing guns from anybody. And let's add a bonus here.

If you do, don't go on Instagram, showing it off. Any social media, yeah. A 17-year-old was arrested after investigators said he stole an AR-15 from an unmarked Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office police vehicle. He was busted after he bragged about it because he was on Instagram Live. That's so crazy. Crazy that the gun was even stealable. Because, like, let's be honest, the cop, I don't know.

Did he leave his car unlocked? Yeah, I don't know what happened there. But again, if I steal something, I'm not going to get on Instagram live and show it off. Yeah, but these kids, you know, they're not the brightest. A failed burglar gets stuck in a bathroom window. A poorly trained Florida burglar who got trapped in the bathroom window of a house is now behind bars. Imagine, here you go. You're making your first break in and you get stuck.

I always feel bad for the people that are climbing down chimneys because they have to make that call. They're breaking into a house, and there's one point they've got to go, I think I can still make it. I think I can still make it. Well, I don't think I can. And then you're stuck. Do I have to call the cops on myself? And I'm for sure going to make the bonehead story of the day. Like, they know in their heart that's going to happen.

He charges with the armed burglary in possession of burglary tools. So, yeah, there's that. I just, if I were stealing things, I just wouldn't be showing it off. Yeah. But what else you do with an AR-15, I guess, if you steal it? What's the point if you're not showing it off? I've not convinced myself. Lunchbox said he saw Brett Eldridge out on the streets.

Oh, really? Yeah, he was out walking his own dog. I was like, wow, celebrities are just like us. They walk their own dogs, and he looked real tired. And so there's two things. I now know where Brett Eldridge lives, and I saw him walking his dog. He had a black hat on, and it just, I was like, wow, that's cool. Celebrities, I figure with, when you make that much money, you pay someone to walk your dog.

I think you have the wrong idea. Why? He's a pretty normal dude. Yeah, but he makes a lot of money. he makes enough where he could hire someone to walk his dog But why would you want someone to go walk your dog? He loves his dog. I understand that.

But he looked tired. Like, I would rather, maybe he'd rather be sleeping at that point. And, hey, it's cool to see celebrities doing normal people things. Walking the dog. Brush my hand. Like you did, me drive me crazy. Did you stop and say hi? No, I was driving.

And by the time I realized who it was, I was like, wow. And then I circled the block. And he was going back in. To where he lives. Oh, you know where Brad Alders lives now? I don't know where he lives. Let's just say that it goes towards the side. No, don't say anything.

Don't say anything. No details. That's why people don't have you over. Yeah. You'll tell him where they live? Like not even a hint. Okay, I'm done. Okay, well, he's walking his dog.

Okay. The Bobby Bone Show. How do you feel about checking your partner's phone? Without them knowing? Mm-hmm. No, I don't do that. How do I feel about it? Is it against the rules to do that?

I think so. Yeah, if there's a set of rules, you shouldn't sneak and do that. I'm asking, are there rules with you guys? Do you not check each other's phone? We don't check each other's phone. Let's watch you in your life? Never looked at her phone in my life. I don't know if she's looked at mine.

If she has, I don't know about it. Do you guys have codes on your phones? I got a lock. She doesn't have a lock. Yeah, we know the codes, though. One in four women, one and five men admit to checking their other people's phones without them knowing so. I wonder if you get married though

Does he have all your passwords to your email? That's what I mean He knows the password to my phone And I know the password to his phone If you found out he'd been looking through your phone Would you add? I'd be like, why are you looking through my phone? He's like, I'm just curious

Yeah, I mean, I guess I would just be like Let's talk to each other about it And he would be equally probably like Why are you going through my phone if I didn't If I did it in a sneaky way Ooh I'm gonna try to trap her What's that? I'm gonna put a picture on my phone

Of what? I don't know. Just a girl in a bikini. I'll just a good one off Google. Oh my gosh. She confronts me about it. I mean, she's looking at my phone. It's not bad.

Why would you want to cause a fight? Well, no, it would be, why is she snooping? Casey Musgraves' birthday today. She's 30 years old. Here are my favorite three Casey Musgrave songs. At number three, follow your arrow. Number two, my favorite Casey Musgrave songs, late to the party. I'm sorry, I'm not sorry that I'm late to the food.

And number one. from her new record. This is Slow Burn. It's also Kenny Rogers' birthday. We were going to have him on the phone today, but I think he's not feeling well. Oh. I know.

He's 80 years old today. Kenny Rogers, born in 1938, he said 20 number one singles, over 120 million records sold. That's crazy. 120 million records. Three Grammys, 24 number one hits. And here are Kenny's biggest three radio songs.

Coward of the County. Number two, the gambler. You got to know when. Everybody knows this song. You never like heard your music, you know this song. No wind to fold up. No when to walk away. And then islands in the stream.

Island's biggest song, Ham and Dolly. A woman's trying to prove she could run fast in high hills, but she was hit by a car while running across the highway. Oh, no. It's terrible. Is she okay? A 21-year-old driver faces a felony charge after Austin police say she didn't stop after hitting the woman, too. Oh, my goodness.

This whole thing goes. I think the driver was a guy. Is that right? Yeah, and I think he eventually turned himself in, but he pulled around the corner to stop and cry because he felt so bad for hitting someone. The woman was trying to, this is at 2.30 a.m. I didn't know this part. She'd been at the club. Oh. And then she told her sister, I can run fast in heels.

Why, though? Maybe do that in the backyard. If you get a timer, we all get this. Everybody's got an iPhone. Hit start and stop. Okay, Betty, prove it. We'll go in the backyard, run some sprints. Yeah, it's an unfortunate situation.

She tried to run the interstate, huh? The woman was trying to prove, quote, she could run fast in her hills. The woman nearly made it across the road before she was struck by a maroon SUV and was dragged about 15 yards. Wait, jikes. She was taking the hospital. How is she bad?

I mean, I don't know how this ends. Okay. I do believe she's okay, but she did, I maybe have to undergo some surgery. And then the SUV was sort of, they were, didn't know if it was a hit and run, but he ended up coming back and turning himself in. He didn't want to flee the scene, but I think he was trying to take in what happened. He went around the corner, parked, was crying, like, oh my gosh, I just hit someone. He said it made a U-turned down his vehicle crying before returning to the scene.

Right. He's been charged with failure to stop and render aid. he was not in Travis County jail Listen The whole thing is just a mess But I mean it all started with Because she wanted to run in heels Yeah and it's not funny she got hit by a car

But she was so drunk that she's trying to run across the understate in hills There's a bit of Okay that's really stupid Yeah There's a bunch of bad decisions in that story But this guy, listen I don't know if he stopped a corner He went back I mean I think he was just like

It took in the shock of I'm not hating on it It's 2.30 in the morning. Somebody runs down the highway. Yeah, I don't know his entire circumstance, but he did go back. You know? Yeah, would you drop his charge bones? No, because I needed to know.

Yeah, we don't know if he was drinking. Yeah, I need to see all that stuff. You did hit someone and you didn't stop. So I need to know what really happened. But let's not run across streets. Testing how fast we are. In heels. Even period.

I will see people on the interstate going, I'm just going to, instead of walking up, they'll just run across it and they'll just wait at the median. and that's dangerous. Those cars are flying. You used to do that? I used to do that when I worked at Sam's in San Antonio. I dropped my car off at discount tire across the road to get my tires worked on. I'd had to get to work.

And I'd run across the highway, 281. Right there, Mills, I'm telling you, and I look back, I'm like, I was so stupid. Because sometimes you'd get stuck in the middle like you're saying. You got stuck in the middle of the highway? Yes, you're just standing by the concrete barrier. And you're just like, oh, man, when am I going to be able to go? And I did it numerous times. Yeah.

Well, you wouldn't recommend it? No, I'm not very smart. Not a good decision on my part. Do you ever try in hills? No, never in heels. Do you think you could outrun Amy in heels? Yes. Oh, this is great.

Oh, you're out of your mind. This is great. If you set me up for this, I'll do it, but just know I could hurt myself. Like, I'll do it. I would say, in that everything we do, though? I mean, yeah, I'll do it. I mean, I'm just going to have to, like, my knees and my ankles. Well, what about Morgan number two?

Yeah. Are you moving heels, Morgan number two? Yeah, I can move in heels. I mean, you got one that fits my foot? I'm going to need a wide because I know those heels are real skinny. No, you can't take a wedge. You have to do a heel heel. Well, I don't know what the difference is.

I just need something that's going to fit my foot. You just mean the shoe part. Yeah, yeah. Do they make heel? What do you wear? I wear 11? Yeah, they make, oh, we might have to special order. Because he also probably is like a wide foot.

That's what I was saying. Oh, sorry. If anyone knows when you get a male 11. Or maybe we just get a tennis shoe and glue a hill on the bottom of it. Is that safe? How far we running? Is all this safe? Let's do it across a highway, too.

Oh, my goodness. So Paul McCartney. Almost got put in jail for seven years for weed. Oh, really? Yeah, but then he got out because he's famous. Oh, my goodness. This is part of that carpal karaoke extended special. In my suitcase, yes, there was some marijuana in the suitcase.

And I ended up, yeah, I ended up in jail. How long were you in jail? Nine days. Oh, my gosh. Scary. Yeah, it was scary. You know, it was the craziest thing. The guard says to me, someone so-and-so wants to know what you're in for.

I said, oh, marijuana, you know. He says, oh. So the kind of, oh, oh, no, no, no, blah. I said, what did he say? He says, seven years hard labor. And actually, that was the sentence for what I'd done. I got out because of my celebrity. Isn't that crazy?

Paul McCartney was a jail for seven years. Man, for that? Well, yeah. Then and where it was, because where were they? This could have, Japanese. Okay, okay, different laws. That's okay, I get it now. Yeah.

Crazy, huh? Man, that's crazy. Over to Morgan number two right now. So this made me feel really good about myself. I always Google my sick symptoms online and, you know, you think you're dying pretty much every time. Well, a study says that Googling your sick symptoms can actually be a really good thing for you. Why is that? Because it makes you better communicate with your doctor when you do finally go in.

You know everything you're feeling and it creates a better relationship. My doctor goes, stop web-MDing yourself. You don't have cat scratch fever. Stop. Yeah, but my elbow. Yeah, but you came in because your lungs are sore. Yeah, but it says I'll probably have something wrong with my. I have elbowitis.

You're probably going to have to get your arm amputated. All I do, it makes you zoom in on a part of the body. And so if my shoulder hurts, I'll zoom on the shoulder. And then I just start guessing from there. It's like, which part of the shoulder would I like to further zoom in on? So, yeah, so you're supposed to do that so you can tell the doctor exactly what it is? Yeah, I mean, it just creates a better relationship between you two, and it was done from the Medical Journal of Australia, so that's pretty legit.

Come on. What? The Medical Journal of Australia. Pretty credible. They're probably pretty trustworthy over there. Oh, yeah. In America, we're just trying to get pills. What's the way, what's the way for me to get something?

Yeah. Okay, well, I would bet a lot of doctors in America would disagree with that. Yeah, don't Google it. Don't WebMD yourself. Maybe Google. but WebMD's, that's a slippery slope. Morgan number two, thank you very much. Do you guys all do that when you get sick?

Yes. Oh, yeah, of course. Of course we do. Always. Amy has all these weird home remedies for things. Amy walks into my office this morning, and she pulls out of lipstick thing, and she's like, oh, yes.

It's a roller tube. It looks like lipstick. And so I'm thinking, what is Amy doing this lipstick tube? And then she pulls it off and starts rober on her belly button. What on earth? And so I go, oh, that's no longer lipstick.

Or Amy's really into something weird. And so I'm like, what are you robbing on your belly button? She's like, oh, it's a digestion tool. And I'm going, what's wrong with you? Does it work? It's special oils. Yes. She's rubbing a lipstick tube on her belly button with these special oils.

Some witch doctor gave it to her. It's a concoction my sister made. Concoction. I'm a witch doctor, probably. No, I was just excited to find it in my bag because I thought I left it in Colorado. That's where my sister whipped it up for me. Colorado, eh? Yeah.

Is there something in there? Interesting. Yeah. It's supposed to be so amazing for your tummy. I offered it to you. Is there some Colorado? And that? Probably a little bit of something.

A little sky high in Colorado. Yeah. But that's CBD oil like it's everywhere these days. You can have that anywhere. Oh, so there is a little some something there. It's a whole thing. I don't know. She's really into it all.

Would you go to jail for seven years in a Japanese prison? That's what we're talking about. Our audio producer Raimundo wants to review a movie from the 90s. You want to hear it or no? Yeah. Okay. And now, Raimundo reviews a movie from the 90s. Ramundo?

Yeah. So I saw for the first time Blair Witch Project from 1999. What? Yeah. So apparently these kids go in the woods and it was supposed to be real. Everybody thought it was real. I thought it was real. For years.

And then all of a sudden they came out and said, yeah, that was totally fake. Those were actors. Those people still exist. They weren't in that video one time and then they all died. So people were blown away at the time. When I'm watching it, I'm like, this is filmed very real. They would have the audio cut off sometimes. Like, I really bought in and it was a real film.

but apparently they made it up but they're in these woods and crazy stuff happened there was a witch but it was an amazing documentary there was a you know a fake documentary but talk about dramatic great for Halloween the kids could almost watch it and it really makes you not want to go

in the woods at night so what did you rate it I rated it five witches out of five witches wow that's Ray reviewing a movie from the 90s you know earlier Lunchbox and I were talking about friends and he had just seen the where Ross and Rachel go on a break.

And what happens is Ross hooks up with another girl. And this is new to Lunchbox. Brand new. And he's like, I feel so awkward. And so a bit we're talking about that. And the question is, was Ross in the right or Ross in the wrong?

And oddly, everybody except me thought he was right. You guys all thought he was right. Yeah. A break means that you can, you're like, if you're married and you take a break, date other people. Who? No, no.

No, no. No, no, guys, you're proving my point exactly. A break is not a breakup. A break is just a rest. Huh. And when you're resting, you're not free to go. You don't do what you're doing, but you don't go do something else. Ooh, because I feel like a break, you're not talking to each other, so it means...

I feel like Ross was in the wrong. Because it was a break, not a breakup. When you break up, you go do what you do. If you're taking a break, you're just taking a break from the relationship. You're not going and hopping on somebody else's train. Oh, man. And when you're on a break, you're on a break. You're free to move about the country.

That's a break up. But that's just my opinion. And so I feel like Ross was wrong, but everybody else in the room disagreed. One third of teens have not read a book in the last three years. Which is... That's not surprising. Well, shouldn't school make them read books, though, and they're still not reading books? Oh, yeah.

In high school, I read the Cliff's notes every time. You did? Yeah. I'm not saying that was the right thing to do, but that's what I did. You know, it's one third of teenagers have not read a book in the the past a year. That's what it is. Not even three years. And so, Amy, have you read a book lately? A full book? In Perfect Courage, I was part of this girl. My friend wrote a book and I started reading it last week. You're done already? No, I think I'm on Chapter 7. Have you finished a book in the

last year? Yes, but their adoption ones. That counts though. Oh. Anything can, yeah, a book counts. Okay. Yeah. And I mean, I've listened to, I started listening to Amy Poller's book. I've started listening to a lot of books, but I don't quite finish them. They're all in my book app. What about you? I feel like I'm always reading something. Right now I'm reading the Robin Williams documentary, or the bio, but it's like 100 books and one. It's so thick. It's so thick. But I just finished how to win friends and influence others from like the 1920s, which is really good. Yeah, you said, I always find the interesting is from 1920s and you say it's so good. Well, the principles still stay. Listen, I like reading. I feel sharper when I read. And obviously there's fail until you don't. Yeah, my book.

Shout out. I keep that on my coffee table at the house because I have so many. Is that douchey or no? No, it's awesome. So the conversation came up that I have a coffee table in my house and a couple books there that you wrote. No, I just have my newest book on the coffee table. And I didn't thinking about it, I just laid it there. It's not to show off, but I guess I could look that way. Is that kind of dushy or no? You have a lot of people over your house, especially for the Bobbycast. Yeah, but I keep the Bobbycast book on the table, on the big table too. So that's in the picture. Okay. I don't know. I feel like if people come over and you have your book on your coffee table, you asked if it was douchy. I know, I did. So I just answered the question. Yeah.

Come on. Come on. And you just love it. Oh, come on. Unless you just have it out to take somewhere, but if it's like part of your... This is what I'm going to do. I'm going to go home today. I'm going to take a picture on my coffee table with the book there as is, and you guys can tell me if you think it's douchy or not. Okay. Nice. Because I never really thought about it until we were talking about books just now. Yeah. I do like a good book. I do like in it When people come over

People don't come over It's in my living room We go to the studio Okay But to be fair I'll take a picture And put it on Instagram today I can't wait

I got a text Someone asking What our favorite Breakup songs are Apparently they're going through a breakup And they want songs To be able to listen to So you guys all have yours ready

Yes yes All right breakup songs Here we go I'll go to Amy first Amy Well I had to go back From when I was going Through a breakup And I've been married for a while

So I'm taking you back to about 2004 when I was finally getting over a breakup and I just was like, yeah, since you've been gone, I can breathe for the first time. There you go. So these are our for real life breakup songs. And this is one you can like sing at the top of your lungs and Kelly Clarkson just makes you feel good.

Didn't he say you should get in your shower and turn the shower on and then lay on your back in the bathtub? That's my other breakup song from college. So probably like year 2000. And it was, it's a great day to be alive. by Travis Tritt. And how would you do that again? I would just put the song on, get in the shower,

lay down, let the water run over me, and I would draw my tears in the water. And I would cry. But then I would remember also it's a great day to be alive. So I would emerge from the shower feeling better than when I went in because that was like my appointment cry. Yeah? I mean, it was a song that would trigger all the emotions.

And then I would get out feeling better. Oh, Travis Trit. He's doing that show. show on USA with Shania and Jake Owen. Oh, really? Yes. I didn't know that. They're one of the three. Yeah, they'd actually offered me to do that show. I couldn't do it because of time things. That's going to be a pretty good show. I think it's a pretty good show. And so, yeah, I think that it's Shania, Travis, Trent, and Jake Owen, right? Do you know? I just knew Jake and Janaya, but I didn't know

Travis Shet was thrown in the mix. So that's cool. You should tell him about your crying thing. I've never met him. I've never laid in the bathtub and have water from the shower come over my face. That's funny to me too. You're missing out. Best breakup songs. Morgan Number two, you're 24, so he's probably going to be a little younger. What is it? Love Myself by Haley Steinfeld. Interesting. And you listen to this?

Yes, I love Girl Power songs, and this is just kind of like, I don't need anybody else. I'm good. We got a text asking our favorite breakup songs. Lunchbox, what is yours? Oh, man, this one makes you feel good about yourself and realize you don't need that person anymore. Jay-Z Big Pimpin. Did you go through a breakup? Man, whenever you're missing someone, like you're, you, you know,

it's over, like they're not talking to you anymore? Like, it just tells you, hey. I'm talking about you. Not really. I mean, check about now. No one broke up with you? No. Are you kidding me?

I mean, come on. Lunchmucks, be for real. For real? Nobody's ever broken over there? Ever. You just dumped? I dumped. I ain't got time for that.

And that's what this song represents. You got time for what? Them. Love them, leave them. I don't blink and need them. Oh, wow. Yeah. Wow.

What a bitch. Yeah. What's up? Amy's trying to go through her wheels. I'm trying to figure out lunchbox has been dumped. I can see what she was doing in her head. I definitely am. I mean, I'm curious that what happened to one girl that I know about.

He just told you. Love them, leave them. You don't know. Okay, Bobby, your breakup songs? Do you know what mine is? If I were to say, what do you think my breakup song is? Oh. I think it's some...

I don't know. Like three things just came into my mind. Go ahead. Something by John Mayer, Enia. Enia. Go ahead. Inia's like his bathtub song. Go ahead.

Or... You haven't got it yet. Okay. No, I don't know. But at one time, whenever my thing was iTunes downloads, because now I stream, pretty much everything. This was the most played song in my library, period. Because I would just turn it on repeat and be sad.

R.E.M., everybody hurts? Oh, this is the sad song. So that was a text. Yeah. Take comfort in your friends. And he's walking across the cars and traffic. Remember the video? Nope.

You have it. Anything you like to say about that? Man, I like how Morgan and I brought like the independent songs like, I don't need you, go ahead and do your thing. Like, you know. Yeah. And then, well, lunchbox is looking at it like he's crazy. Like his song was definitely not even related to breaking up.

No, nothing at all. But Bobby's yours is like the one that's like emotional and sad. Yeah. That's right. Morgan and I are like, since you've been gone. Yeah. The Bobbishop. Here's Amy's pile of stories.

So, Bobby, you know how in your will, I guess I don't know if I'm considered the medical power of attorney, but if something goes wrong with you and your own life support, like, I got to keep you alive. I'm not unplugging you. And now I have a story where there's hope. Like, I'm going to want to keep you alive because there's this Ajax player, 21-year-old midfielder. What's that a Ajax player? Soccer, I think.

Is that a team lunchbox? Iax, yeah. Oh, sorry. Ajax. Ajax. My grandma say you put on stuff if you get a disease. Okay, my bad, my bad.

You know, hard-hitting news here. Well, he was diagnosed with severe and permanent brain damage in July of 2017 and he has been in a coma since that time. But he's now awake and communicating

with family members over a year later. They didn't think he would? I don't think so. Wow. So, I don't know. There's hope. Did you see the kid

that would say about lightning? We talked about, he's like, man, I keep playing under my superpowers. and they haven't come yet. It's so cute. Yeah. He got hit hard by lightning, and it didn't burn his organs up.

And he says, I'm still waiting, man. I keep trying. Nothing's happening. Yeah, what else? Well, a Chick-fil-A in Florida just opened 587 feet from another Chick-fil-A. That's when you know you're baller. So it's inside of the mall. Okay.

There's one you can walk in. But literally 600 feet away, there's an outdoor one right next to us. In the mall parking lot. And they're both packed all the time. Because there's a foot traffic in the mall where if you're in the mall and you see Chick-fil-A, you go to it. And then there's the traffic where you don't want to go in the mall, you want to go to Chick-fil-A. Yeah. I tell you about the mall, though.

That Great American cookie company? And I could, listen, as a kid that was such a treat because I couldn't afford it. And I'd be like, man, I'm going to save up and give me a slice of cookie. No, not a whole cake. Oh, I mean, for your birthday, I don't know. For one time for my birthday I did. It was the birthday when I rented the gym for $25 and nobody came. Oh.

Yeah, it was terrible. I hate that story. It was awful. Listen, I laugh looking back. I was really sad about that, man. I saved up. Here's what I did, too. I'm thinking about this.

There's an old gym in Mountain Pine. If you're new to the show, I grew up in a town of 700 people, very small. There was a gym that was the high school team played in like the 20s and 30s, and they kept it up. And you could rent it for $25. And then you could pay an extra $10 and have access

to all the roller skates. So I went and got four or five volleyballs and bought the roll. It was $35. I bought the roller skates. And then I had four street cones. We were going to play volleyball hockey with roller skates. Nobody came at my birthday party. It sucked.

Okay, here's the thing. I was like 11 or 12. And I mowed yards to save up and then nobody came. Maybe one person showed up, but like none of my friends. I guess I didn't have any friends. You know, what do you know? And I laugh now, but here's the thing. That happened to me.

So I try to make sure this happened to other people. So I try to do things, you know, away from this show to help out as much I can in areas like that. But man, that hurts a little bit. Thinking about that, Not about me. To think it's a mother kid going through that sucks. That's what it's, that's what it feels. Yeah.

I was just confused then. I was like, man, I bought street cones and nobody's coming to my birthday party. Go ahead. Something just came to my head when you were saying it, and it might be weird and a bad idea, and you might be like, no. But what if for your next birthday, we reenact that party? I would be up for it. My problem is, I like my ACL and my legs. You don't want to you hurt.

I'm just afraid I would hurt myself. I'm up for it. Okay. And I think that would be fun. But you're putting a bunch of adults under 30s on roller skates. And we get really competitive. It's not if anyone's going to get injured. It's which person's it going to be.

I went to a roller skating party as an adult, and the birthday girl broke her ankle because she had always wanted a roller skating party. We're older, guys. It was bad. The other thing is that lunchbox was thinking of that, Lunchbox's wife went to the trampoline park. Oh, gosh. And this is before they were married, right? Yeah, we were dating.

and we go to the trampoline park, all the rage, and we go and we sign the waivers, and we are there for four jumps. Four jumps before my wife is so uncoordinated that she can't bounce on a trampoline, and she lands on like this side piece and rolls her ankle, it swells up real big, and we're there with a big group of people. And I'm just going, do I have to leave now? And did you? Yes, I ended up having to leave because I asked my buddy, I was like,

You think she can just sit off to the side and we can still jump? She was in pain. Her ankle got so big. So big. It was swollen for a couple months. But I was like four jumps in. Some of the people we were with hadn't even finished their waivers. And we were already carrying her to the car.

Oh, man. You want to talk about ruining that? She'll never go back. Because you won't let her or she's scared? No, she won't go back. I thought he was, you know, he had omitted that from their life. If you want to text us for any reason, send your message to 26-229. It comes right to the studio.

Standard message and data rates apply. That's all the time. Anytime we're talking about something, texts us to 26229. Other words, that spells Bobby. So 26229, standard message and data rates apply. What else, Sam? Kim Kardashian was seen eating at a restaurant

while her daughter North ate at a separate table with her nanny. But if you're seeing that and you're thinking, oh my gosh, that's so weird. Why would she put her kid a different table with a nanny? I sort of feel bad for Kim here. She arranged it that way because she was being hounder. by the paparazzi, and she didn't want them getting pictures of North.

So she was like, hey, I'm going to sit here. Let's eat. You go, nanny, you take, you know, North over here, so that way she's not in the photos. So it makes sense. I saw a story about Kim Kardashian. When she's in a car, and they stop at a red light, her security in the car behind her, have to get out and surround her car because people will run up to the car. What?

Yeah. That's crazy. Uh-huh. That's crazy, right? Wow. I made me. That's my pile. Thank you. The Bobby Bone Show.

Around the room, what's going on today, Amy? I'm helping a friend with a podcast, and I'll work out and then hang with the kids. What's their bedtime? Oh, we're trying for 8 p.m. now. You don't have a strict rule? Well, we were doing 8.30, but I'm bumping it to 8 p.m. Because apparently, I mean, not there when they wake up, but they're waking up tired. So sorry, kids, you know?

Don't you always wake up tired, though? If I can just be the advocate for the kids. Yeah. You always wake up tired. They need a lot of sleep. They're kids. They're growing. really force someone to go to sleep?

I have some pills for them. What are they? I don't know. They don't need them. Yeah, they don't need pills. Lunchbox. I'm going to be crushing a nap today. I was up late last night.

Doing what? Baby? Oh. Except watching. Watching Bachelor Paradise. Not the baby. No, no. Baby was already asleep.

Baby sleeps 99% of the day, so it goes to bed whenever. Except for when it wakes up, you... I mean, I talk to it. Okay. I thought you meant your wife does it all. So it doesn't cry all the time. No. You got lucky with that one. Well, I think it's still so young.

It's learning how to cry. Like, he doesn't have tear ducks yet because he's still a week out from being supposed to be born. Why did you look at your watch? You're not wearing a watch. It just makes me feel comfortable when I look at my watch. But you don't have a watch on. Well, my fake watch, it makes me be able to remember what day it is and what time it is. Interesting.

So you're going to get a nap today. I'm going to get a nap. and then Bachelor in Paradise tonight again, it's two nights every week it's two hours every night. That's a lot, that's like a movie each night. Yeah. I was gonna try to watch

an episode of Handmaid's Tale last night. I had dinner last night with Friend and I was like, I cannot commit myself to 50 minutes of something. Then the lunchbox is watching a seven-hour episode of Bachelor and Paradise. Bachelor in Paradise. Yeah, it's awesome.

I was on Netflix too and there was a documentary by George Harrison. I was like, this is interesting because he's a beetle that most people don't know. Not only four of them. Most people know all the Beatles. They had a pretty significant career, more so than Ringo. But he's dead.

But I was like, I'm going to watch this. I was going to text Eddie about it. I said, hey, Eddie, there's a George. And I was like, it's three hours and 50 minutes. What? There's a Tom Petty documentary. That one's like. Maybe three and a half.

Yeah, it could be four hours. But it's so good. Yeah. The Tom Petty one's really good. So Eddie now we're trying to debate on if one of us to watch it and tell the other one if it was good. Yeah, Bones. I think you should watch it for sure. The George Harrison.

Yeah. I think I'm mine. is dead? George Harrison is dead. Okay. Yeah. Paul is alive. Ringo is alive.

John Lennon's dead and George Harrison's dead. What does that other guy do? The one that you said, the one out of Ringo? Is he still doing anything? Yeah. Yeah. But he's also, he wasn't the most beetle of the Beatles. They had another beetle.

Pete Best was the original drummer, but he was too good looking, so they basically kicked him out of the band. Oh, then you told me that that Ringo guy was not good enough that they would go in and do the drums. Paul McCartney would go in and play the... Oh, bad. Did they just not want to hurt his feeling? No, what do you mean? He played live. But Amy, here's the thing, too, about the Beach Boys.

They never played on their records. The only one that played was Brian Wilson. They brought in another group to play. The Beach Boys would go out and tour. The Beach Boys, they have people in studio making all the records. And so, what? The country artists, their band don't play on records. Oh, yeah.

People have told us that before that the studio people are different. They bring in super technical musicians to play on records. I'm so confused. Why? Why would you not have them out on the road with you if they're the best? Because they sit and they make all their money staying at home because they're the super elite. Why would you go tour if you can make the same money staying at home? Chicks, don't need them.

They're married. Maybe they do need them extra. Oh, my. I don't know. Anyway. Loan. Yeah. It's the whole thing. I'm so, that's just crazy.

Yeah. Yeah, it makes sense if you really think about it. He is. That's why I'm really thinking about it. Hey, thanks for hanging. We'll see you on Wednesday. Bye. Bob and Moe.

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