The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Shows Up To Work Covered in Bruises + Did Lunchbox’s Wife Ruin Their Vacation?

Episode Date: July 10, 2017

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We're back live after a little time off. Just a little bit, though. I didn't go anywhere. I went to work on the weekends. Amy went to California. Mm-hmm. Lunchbox went to Oregon. Yeah.

Eddie went to Texas. Yeah, I did. Dang. Look at all you guys doing your vacation thing. And you worked. Yeah. I was like, what are you doing? I had too much to do.

I had too much due to have vacations. Oh. What's that like? You know, I always look at vacation as time where I can catch up on other work things. Yeah. That's good, though, for you. It's bad. Baby steps.

Yeah, he loves. I don't know that it's healthy for me, but I just had stuff I had to do. And so maybe next time we take some time off. I'll take a day or two and have a long me time. But yeah, it was good. I'm happy about work here. My favorite places is to be in the studio. I was so happy this morning.

I woke up extra early and did a live Twitter video of me eating breakfast. Oh. I missed that. I saw that you did some. I didn't watch it. It was like early in the morning like, hello everybody. Let's eat breakfast. Anyway, I'm glad to be back today.

Are you guys struggling or no to get up? No, it's easy. It's great. First day, easy, second day hard? Yes. Probably. Because sleep was not easy. going to sleep. I just laid in bed

like, well, counting. Like, please let me just fall asleep. What did you do last night? Try to go to bed. I watched that CNN special in the 90s. I saw that. Yeah, it looks good. They just take too long to get too many episodes. I want to binge all them.

I know. I was like, come on already. Let's get to it. And then I'm like, whoa, what's the biggest scandal of the 90s? Is it Lorraine Obit? Is it Bill Clinton? Or is it O.J. Simpson? I mean, I go with Lorraine Bobbitt just because she Snippy Snoop. I know, but there is so much good stuff in the the 90s.

Yeah. I mean, well, but you know why? Because we grew up exactly. Oh, that's true. That's why they're sick.

Because we remember it. However, I did watch a CNN special about Nixon the other day. I found it fascinating and I also thought I'm getting old. But you go, there's so much good stuff in the 60s. In the early 60s. Recognizing people doing cool things.

It's ICU. All right, back at it. By the way, Oliver Bevan's, five years old, used his first aid training for kids. When his three-year-old brother had a meatball, and he was choking on it. Again, he's five years old.

They had been at their grandmas. He's eating a meatball. Ugh. Ugh. The five-year-old's like, I got this. He does the heimlich on his three-year-olds. Yeah. He does the heimlich on his three-year-old.

The meatball comes out and save the kid's life. Wow. Oliver Bevin's five years old. It's impressive. Right? Yeah. I see you. I see you.

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one of the world's busiest transportation hubs. They're making repairs on the track for eight weeks. Authority said, expect long delays. And finally, in sports, the always popular home run derby is tonight in Miami 8-7 Central. I was watching fireworks at my window on July 4th. So my dog freaks out, so I was there with him. But how do we not expect more out of our fireworks at this point in our life?

It's the same thing. Blue. Red. I'm still fascinated by it, though. Blue red. It's the same thing every year and every year we're like, ooh, like at this point, shouldn't there be some sort of like dancing Florida Georgia lines singing crews or something? Like technology has evolved.

We have Tupac dancing on stage. It's a hologram, but we can't get a firework that does something other than... So sort of like a hologramed firework? Anything. Even spelling out words like, happy 4th of July. How do we not have this technology yet? Wow. For this, every year of our life, we watch the same crap.

Purple. It's awesome, though. It's not. It's just a bunch of exploding lights. I can go to any city and look at a skyscrap. and be like, cool. I just am so disappointed with the firework technology, and it's because of you that we don't get more.

Because you're just like, I like to see things popping, but if you demand them more, we would get more. I'm very disappointed than all you guys. Sorry. I think they're pretty. And you go, ooh. But you've been there every year of your life. Show me at Dancing Santa Claus or Uncle Sam,

like doing the Watusi or something. All right, your Monday positivity right now. All right, tell me something good, Amy. Well, a woman was out walking her dog, Beebe, but there was terrible weather. 60 mile per hour winds. She was ride by the ocean. Choppy, choppy ocean situation. The dog blew into the ocean.

So she feared, she's older. She didn't want to jump in. She didn't know if she could carry her dog to shore. But guess what? There was a male model nearby doing a photo shoot. All he had to do was rip off his pants. I guess it was a shirtless photo shoot. He jumped in and saved the dog.

Shout out I'm amazed If my dog blew into the ocean I'm like What just happened And are there any male models around I couldn't just say

There's a man to jump into Right He had to one Be a model And two rip his pants off That's all it says It said Raid and tore off his fans

Right it And slow motion And jumped into the sea Oh the sea Yes As he jumped ever so gently Into the Caspian Sea He reached out for

the K-9. There's this New York City cop. He's getting off work, and his wife calls his, hey, don't forget to stop and buy a Powerball ticket at the gas station. So he stops and he sees that the Powerball ticket's $2. He goes, just give me the Mega Millions. He gets home, and the wife's like, I told you,

Powerball. They won $169 million. Oh, wow. He bought the wrong ticket and it won. Wow. $169 million. That's a lot. Okay, so you're driving down the road. And your cop, and you see something driving erratically.

So he pulled them over, boo! And she's like, I got a baby. The baby's not breathing. So fortunately for her, the cop was like, I got you. Starts doing CPR in the baby in the back of the police car. Our partner was in. She's like, let's go, go, go, go. Doing CPR as they got to the hospital, ran her right in the hospital room,

they were able to save the baby. Oh, wow. That's one of those things where, like, oh, thank goodness you pulled me over. You saw me driving erratically. Quote, eternally grateful. Yeah. Yeah, and then that baby C. CPR, that's always got to be a little more stressful than big people CPR.

Because you're doing it very small and gently. Yes. And you're probably like just doing pinky. I don't know. In what song are you supposed to do it too? No, not to a baby. That's staying alive. Oh.

Oh. Oh. You don't do that to a baby? Probably not unless you're like, oh, oh. You do like the lullaby version? Okay. Here's the latest from Nashville at Hollywood. Amy's 30 Second Skinny.

Marin Morris and Ryan Hurd announced their engagement. She posted a photo where she's sitting on his lap wearing a diamond ring, and all her caption said was yes. Yeah, I think July 3rd is when it happened, and they went off a little flat bottom boat, and then they came back and they were engaged. Yeah, over on Ryan's Instagram, it's got a picture of them on the boat,

and all he wrote was the date 737. Also, speaking of Marin Morris, she has the song with Thomas Rett, And it's the number one song in the country, craving you. Yeah, you've got to Thomas. Yeah, so lots going on. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. Bobby Bone Show.

Bonehead. Norrie of the day. This story comes to us from New York. A 39-year-old man was getting married and he wanted to surprise his bride with a big send-offs. So he bought 49 mortars, a pyrotechnic cake, and other firecrackers to set off. Wait, a pyrotechnic cake? That is what it says. A pyrotechnic display.

Okay. Interesting. And so he lit all this off. Only problem is fireworks are illegal in the city limits. Cops show up and say, who is responsible for this? And the groom goes, me, I just wanted to do something nice for my bride. Cuffed him, stuffed him on his wedding night. Dang. Rest him on his wedding day?

Yeah. Oh, man. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. That kind of stinks. Yeah. Like, maybe they just get him a ticket. Yeah.

Did he hurt anybody? Did he really know it's against the long? Just find them. I mean, 49 mortars is a lot. I don't know what a mortar is. It's one of those shells, like the bo, boom, bo, bo! He had 49 different one of those. Yeah, but he bought her a cake with fire in it.

That's amazing. Bobby Bomes, everybody. Transmitting across America. Yeah. Show. Give me something for a weekend. Oh, lots of girl time. Yeah? Yeah.

With my sister and my friend Mary and. and like relaxing. Like I flew in just so relaxed. That's pretty thing for my weekend. Is that good? Yeah, it's all good. Yeah. Just wonder what you guys are up to.

Lunchbox? My weekend was traveling, just getting back into town and getting ready to put on an A performance on the show. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I can tell. Mentally preparing myself, like getting some rest and catching up. Look at us coming back all relaxed.

I don't know who us is. Me and lunchbox, at least. Normal. Oh. Lunchbox said he went to Portland and he went on vacation and his wife's family was there and he didn't know it. Like she surprised him. Let me tell you. I get off the airport, our airplane in Portland and I see my wife's sister and I'm like, what is she doing here?

And then I look to the right, there's her mom and dad. And I'm like, oh, so we're going on vacation with her family. You didn't know that, really? I did not know that. How would she? What? She surprised you with that? It doesn't seem like a good surprise.

Not that it wouldn't be good to do. But it doesn't seem like a good surprise because what if you react negatively? Yeah. Oh, I had to put on that whole, oh, hey, so excited to see you. Can't wait to vacation together. So you spent days with them just hanging out? Days with them. And not that they're not great people.

Of course. Not that they're not great people. But that is a lot of time. I'm shocked. Stuck with them. I'm shocked. As a married person, I am shocked that that would be her surprise for you on y'all's vacation that she would surprise you with that.

I mean, Eddie's, you're married. Are you shocked? You got to make that clear not to do that again. She can't do that again. That's terrible. I mean, I love all in-law situations and my husband vice versa. You don't love all in-laws. You can't love the law.

Yeah, no one does. I mean, I'm not saying I don't enjoy my in-laws, but that's just something you discuss as a couple. You think you're going on vacation with your spouse and then family shows up? Oh, not only that. We all stay in the same house. Like, we did that Airbnb thing. And because she told me, oh, don't worry, I got the room.

Because I was like, do we need to get a hotel? She's like, I got it taken care of. Lo and behold, it was a house where we all slept in the same house. Okay. Wow. You're listening to the show right now. How do you feel about this? 877-77 Bobby.

You can call us. Like you show up and all of a sudden your wife or husband has her family. A mystery guest on vacation. Amy's kind of blown away. I am. I'm blown away that this was like a surprise, especially if lunchbox was like BFF with like, I don't know, her sister's husband or something, and be like, couples trip. But that's not the case. It was like her whole family. And they were all staying together. I mean, Bobby, what? I just can't get over it. I mean, I want to hear about your weekend. But I let's see, I went to Cedar Rapids, Iowa and did a comedy show. And then I went to Baton Rouge. I went to Jackson, Mississippi. I went to Fort Wayne. Well, well. Vacation, huh? Lots of jokes.

We're just working out. And Lindsay debuted her video on CMT this weekend. I saw that. Did you see the video? I saw clips of it. Online or on Twitter. I saw it. I had to see it online.

I wasn't watching the country. You're always going to peel it back with Amy. She's like, I love all in-law situations. Do you? I saw it. Did you? I love mine. Like, my husband loves my family.

I love his family. That's more what I meant. And you didn't see the, you just saw clips of her movie. No, I was not watching me. country top 20 Hot 20 countdown with Cody Allen. Yeah, so Lindsay

put her music video out. I saw the model in her video too. Yeah, kind of dorky, so I was happy with that. Yeah, definitely. The problem is she's kind of an dorky guy, so that's also the problem with that. Oh, shoot. Yeah, so if you haven't seen it, it's up. I got a lunchbox over there.

I'm married for a little over a year or so, and he goes on vacation, and he gets to Portland with his wife and didn't know that her family was also going to be joining them. A little surprise from her, right? Yeah, like, surprise, you get to hang out of my family, awesome. For days. For days.

Shane, what do you think about this? Well, I just got to refer back to Lunchbox giving Bobby a hard time for letting Lindsay drive his car. And all the comments you say to all the guys about making sure they wear the pants in the relationship. At this point, Lunchbox, your wife is wearing the pants in the relationship. There you go. Solid point. The pants transfer has happened. Yes.

I don't know how that may. I can't control who she invites. I don't know who she's on the phone with. How can I can't control that? She surprised me. He's stuttering. But I think a fair question would be like, hey, do you want to do this with anyone else? Is anyone coming on vacation?

Or it's how did you react when it happened? Or the fact that she was like, I wear enough pants to just do it. Exactly. And he's going to do nothing about it. Her pants must be, she wears a lot of the pants if she pulled that out. She has multiple pair of jeans. Yeah. Hey.

He had heard the remote lunchbox. Oh, the remote. Dang. Shana, I appreciate you. Thank you very much. Hey, Rachel, North Dakota. Hey, you. First time caller, Bobby.

Hey, first time caller. All right, Rachel, give it to lunchbox. Lunchbox, I don't know. I just think you kind of had it coming for you with a remote. I mean, I heard that story, and I think she got you on that one. I think, you know, sometimes you do something. stuff you want to do and sometimes she does stuff she wants to do. Is there a new boss of the house, in your opinion?

I always, you know, I heard that she wears a pants, but she tells him which ones to put on in the morning. Oh, there you go. Hey, Rachel, appreciate you. Yep, take care. All right, lunchbox. Our listeners are so smart. Jerry has spoken. They're so smart.

I thought I was going to get sympathy. I mean, you're supposed to feel bad for me. I was stuck with it. feel bad for you a little bit, but they definitely shout out to the pants. This is the Bobby Bulls show. All right, so there's dudes on an airplane

and they're jumping out of Seattle and they're flying up. It's a Delta Airlines. And so the guy jumps on the door and her to push a door open, like, as the plane's in the air. And again, I don't even know if that door comes open. Like, I don't know. If you ask me to bet money on it, I don't know what side I would

bet. I would think, no. But still, I'm going to freak out because I've seen movies where a door open and everybody gets sucked out of it. Yeah. So, a flight had to pick up a bottle of wine and smash it over the dude's head. Wow. Like, okay, listen, listen, I always say I want to be on a flight whenever something happens if nothing happens.

Like, I would have loved to be on, let me tell you why I'd love to be on this flight. First of all, you could see somebody attack the door. I've always wanted to see that, but actually not had to happen. Two, I've always wanted to see someone bust a bottle over someone's head. Oh, two for one here. Yeah. Yeah. That sounds amazing.

It's like the airplane where the dude bit the flight attendant and then jumped off the airplane right through the tarmac. Oh, man. That was American, too. I would have loved to have seen that. It's just like I had a story forever. Like, there wouldn't have been. I'm awkward in public situations, you know, and especially when it's like five or six people where I'm sitting around talking. I'm just not good.

I would tell that story at every dinner I was at. So this one time. So you did that today, huh? Let me tell you about three years ago at the airport. I saw a guy bite a flight attendant and run on the tarmac. So I thought that was pretty amazing story. I'm glad nobody got hurt really, but you just can't do that. Yeah, but quick thinking of that flight attendant.

She, like, reached in her car. She's like, okay. You know what? I bet you kind of had that locked and loaded. She's been waiting for that moment. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. She had that plan like, if this ever happens, I'm going to take a bottle,

and I'm just going to bust it over their head. I wonder if they talk about that in training, flight attendant training. He had ordered a single beer before takeoff and appeared sober. And then after coming out of the bathroom, he lunged. and grab the handle and start to turn to push it open. Wow. His mom works for the airline. He was flying on her, like, buddy pass or whatever.

Uh-oh. And they zip tied him. You know, they didn't even, like, just, you know, knock them out and then just go back down. They tied them up with hands. You ever see that with pictures of people tied up in their airline seats? No, they'll tape people to seats if they can't get it right back down. Oh, yeah, on the news. I've never seen it in person.

That's what you meant. Today's Gary LaVox's 47th birthday. Gary LaVox, Amy, is... On Rascal Flats. He's on Rascal Flats. He's in it. And you know what LaVox means?

Voice. The voice. The voice. It's not his real last name. Yeah. So, Gary LaVox is 47. His real name's Gary Wayne Vernon, Jr. You just gave out his real name?

It's one Wikipedia. It's a cool name, too. I'm joking. I'll give you the country artist. You tell me what they're, artist's name is. Oh, okay. Joshua Ryan.

Who is Joshua Ryan? Ryan heard. No, Jake Owen. What? What? Joshua Ryan is Jake Owen. We're going to play this coming from then. All right, Amy.

I will give you the artist's real name. You give me their stage name, which we know them by. For example, I gave you Joshua Ryan, and Joshua Ryan is known as Jake Owen. I'm gone. Jake Owen. Born and raised, Jake. Going. Thought wrong.

Yeah. All right. All right. All right. Kenneth Arnold. Kenny Chesney. Good one. Contacts close.

Yeah, yeah. All right, right. Number two. Eileen Regina Edwards. She and I a Twain? Oh, yeah. Is that it? How confident are you?

I just, 50-50. Eileen Regina Edwards is Shania Twain Wow Yeah How about that Audrey Perry Oh man

Audrey Perry Dolly Pardon No I'm sorry Who has text messages you And you've been like wow Oh wow Faith Hill Dang

Yeah I give you one more Ready Thomas Luther Whose real name is Thomas Luther What country star Thomas Luther Thomas Luther

Darius Rucker Thomas Red No but there you go But it's not Because I know his real name Hmm Luke Brian Oh V

Luke Brian's real name is Thomas Luther Would you imagine if we were like And now Thomas Luther It would just be normal to us though I know But it's not normal right now Here

By the way Gary LaVox's birthday today Gary LaVox Of Rascal Flats is 47 years old. Every long lost dream. Let me two ways. Others who broke my...

Happy birthday to Gary. They were like more than stars. What do you get a guy like that? His birthday. That has everything? Yeah. Star. Yeah, probably a star.

The moon. But listen, I know Gary a little bit. Probably hunting stuff. Oh, yeah, Camo. Just, yeah, anything. Maybe a new scope. He's looking for, something like that. That's what he does.

He does music, and then he goes away. Yeah. And then you don't see him because... Just whatever he needs at that time. Okay. Because he really, for someone who has multi-millions of dollars, he's really just a dude who sings beautifully and then goes and hunts, and doesn't even have a whole bunch of crazy hunting, like expensive stuff.

So probably that. If you, probably that. I mean, I'm not getting anything, but... They have a record that's out now. They just came out a couple weeks ago, so I think they're doing a bunch of press right now. Otherwise, I'm telling you, We used to live close to each other, so I'd see him around the neighborhood. Or we don't anymore.

But he was in camouflage seven times out of ten. Just living life in camo. That's probably what I'd get him. But, I mean, either single people or rich people. They're tough. Like me, I'm single. I can buy whatever I want. What do you get me?

Nothing. It's impossible. Well, you don't get anybody anything ever. No, I do get you great gifts, actually. For birthdays. Ease. You don't, excuse me? Easeys.

That's what you got me. Yeah, it was a good one. Thank you very much. You're welcome. That's what. There you go. Ed Sharon was talking about people on Twitter and he got off Twitter because everybody's just mean. You know, I'm telling you, man, people, they're getting meaner everywhere online.

Yeah, why? I think people in general are lacking love. Hearts are being hardened all over. I think it's just create, we've created an atmosphere also where there's no repercussion. And not that you should go to jail, but there's no repercussion. but there's no repercussion for saying anything. If I were something hateful to Eddie to his face, he would get upset or he'd get mad,

but I would also have to deal with, I would be like, ooh, I don't want you to get upset or mad, or I don't want you to punch me, or I don't want you to cry. Online, people can say whatever they want. Because they're not face to face. They're not face to face. Ah. So here's that tune.

Most men that I know were insecure, but for fear of being called a precious little snowflake would never say anything. And yeah, I think if you read anything negative about yourself, It doesn't matter who you are. You wonder why someone thinks that. And the thing that I couldn't get my head around is I'd never met any of these people

and they were having, you know, they just had woken up that morning and be like, I don't like him. I feel that way too. Sometimes I'm like, why would you just not go away? Because if I don't like something, I go away from it.

I don't go to it and tell how bad it is. I just go away. And I'll mute people driving crazy. I won't block them. I'll just mute them. So they think they're yelling at me and I don't respond. I'll mute the, crap out of somebody, man.

Our producer, Eddie, has two kids, a nine-year-old and a three-year-old. Eddie the dad time. So you went to see Despicable Me Three. I did, and I took the boy with me. But you liked it. I did like it. I like all of them. Minions, to me are really funny. What movie did we just watch? Dispickable

Me Three. Okay, and quickly tell me what the movie's about. Well, in this movie, a lot of stuff happened. One, Gru gets fired from his job. Two, the minions turn evil Three, he meets his long-lost brother, and his brother wants to turn him evil. And he has to decide if he wants to turn evil or if he's going to stay good. Oh, wow, and that's his twin brother, right?

Yeah. And Gru is played by what actor? Steve Carell. And the bad guy, what's the name? Baldazar Brack. Who's that played by? Trey Parker. From South Park.

Do you know what South Park is? Nope. How long was this movie? One hour and 36 minutes. All right. Even though it did not feel like that. Out of five stars, what do you rate it? Five.

Because you think it's the best of the best. The best of the best. The best of the best of the best. All right. What's the next movie you're looking forward to? The emoji movie. When does that come out? July 28.

All right. He loves his time. He loves his movies. And minions. Loves them. You love it too, though, huh? I do. Bobby Bonesh.

Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. In case you're in the market, the Nashville house that Dolly Parton and her husband, Carl Dean, owned from 1980 to 1996, is on sale for $1.2 million. It's $4,700 square feet, four-bedroom home, sits on 2.4 acres in a gated community. Where? In Nashville, I don't know the exact location. Lunchbox should try to buy it.

Yeah, I like him to go from a little flashy $10, $20 million house. It's got a week. Oh, 1.2 is not enough? It's got a low budget. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't waste my time with that. You know what he is, right? Oh, he's a businessman making business deals getting that money?

I'm a businessman making business deals trying to get that money. Oh, trying to get that money. Got it, got it, got it. Spider-Man Homecoming is the number one movie in the country. It made $117 million. How many Spider-Man's... Good question. And Spider-Man actors and Spider-Ir...

There's just a lot. I don't even know anymore. Yeah, I can't keep up. I always picture Toby McGuire as Spider-Man. Who do you picture? Probably Toby Macbire. Toby McGuire, I guess. He did.

I just pictured... Who's the other guy that played Spite? The British dude. I know you're talking about it. He's cute, but I don't know. That's not what my... He was a cute little Spider-Man, I mean. Hopefully he's at least 21 or older.

I'm Amy. That's your 32nd skinny. Not that you even care. What? I don't want to be like, hey, he's cute and he's 18. Andrew Garfield? Yes. Palis.

You're welcome. There you go. If you're looking for a new TV show, which hey, aren't we all? You got to check out TLC's show Outdaugard. It's a hit show. It's Amy here, and let me tell you, Adam and Danielle Busby, they have six daughters. The oldest is six, and she's the ringleader of her Quinn Tepplet sisters.

That's right. There's five of them, and they're turning two. They're walking, talking, potty training. Welcome to Terrible Tuesdays on a new season of Outdaughter, premiering July 11th at 9 8th Central on TLC. Bobby Bones, everybody. We're transmitting across America. Yes, show. I'll tell you a story, and then I'd be curious to know what our listeners think.

So a Miami Dolphins fan got married while wearing a formal tuxedo and a Miami Dolphins helmet on his head. Huge fan, by the way. Clearly. According to reports, his wife let him say his vows through the face mask. And allowed the cake to be decorated with a groom wearing a plastic Dolphins' Hens. Helmick. Amy, your thoughts on this first? I mean, I don't get it at all, but I guess if he's a big fan and it's what he wanted to do, I mean, honestly, if my husband, like, was adamant about doing that, I might like,

I don't get it. I don't get it. But she, I guess I would let him if he really wanted to, maybe. It all comes down to her. Because I, listen, it's their relationship. If she's cool with it, then it's okay. You're right. It's fine. But I'm trying to think if my husband came to me and was like, I want to marry you with my helmet on. I'd be like, why? What if he wanted to marry you with his pilot helmet on? Like with his headset? Yeah. Why? Like, that's what I mean, like, why? That's so.

Because it's a very important moment, and you're very important to me, and so is his headset. Yeah, no. No. No, I probably wouldn't. So there's the answer. Jessica in Spring Hill, Florida. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Thank you for calling. What do you think about this? Well, my fiancé has asked me if he can wear his Bobafet helmet to give his vows, and I told him no. Boba Fet's from Star Wars. Yep, from Star Wars.

So are you guys having a Star Wars party afterward or something? The whole theme of the wedding is going to be Star Wars. We're actually trying to find a planetarium to have her wedding at. So why can't he wear a boba fat helmet then? Jessica, I think you're being a little out of control here. Bridezilla. I want to give my vows to my fiance and not Boba Fett.

I told him we could use the helmet for some of the photos, definitely. I'll even wear a Darth Vader helmet if he wants me to, but just not for the vows. I get it, Jessica, but I don't think he's being completely out of line by asking to wear a Star Wars helmet

at a Star Wars wedding, but I do understand your point. And you know what? You rule, Because it's your wedding. Guys don't really matter when it comes to weddings. But you roll. Hey, Jessica, appreciate you. I appreciate you.

Thank you. Let's go to Sarah. Sarah in Banff in New York. What's happening? Oh, not much. Just kind of walking into work facing Monday. I know, right. Here we go again.

What do you think? So my husband is really big into video games, Legend of Zelda, everything like that. If he said to me that he wanted to get married, like, instead of in, like, a tuxedo or had something, like, Legend of Zelda related, I would have told him no. What if he said, you know what, I don't think I can get married if you don't let me wear my Zelda helmet? I don't think he's not really, like, super adamant about that stuff. Like, he likes it, but, like, in small doses, I don't think he would say that, but I just don't know.

But come on, he says to you, Sarah, I'm not getting married unless I get to wear my Legend of Zelda helmet. and cape? I might have to negotiate and say maybe like for pictures, but definitely not for the ceremony. All right. Thank you for the call. Appreciate you. I love you. Amy.

Is this this guy's way of like not showing tears? Like if he cries, he's got his helmet on? That's a good point. I doubt it. I don't know. It's got to be something. I'd also worry if I were her. And what about when they kiss?

Like I, I don't know. I don't know. I'm a leather helmet. You know. Old school. Because I'm a diehard Arkansas Razorback stand. I would never even consider that.

So I wonder if I'm her, I'm thinking like, why do you have this super love for this team? Like where is this fill? What void is this filling? Yeah. I mean, I'm not joking.

When I read that, I thought, oh, cool, he plays for the team. He's got to, I don't know. That's even worse. He plays for the team. Well, I thought maybe he had, I don't know. injury.

Mr. Bobby. Talking earlier, there's a guy's like, I have to get married in a Miami Dolphins helmet. And she's like, okay. So they get married and he says his vows in a Miami Dolphins football helmet. And we're talking about would you let your husband if you wanted to wear a helmet or, man, and there are some hardcore college football fans. Hardcore. Like, I am a hardcore college football fan.

And I wouldn't even consider that. I, that's what I spend money on. My dog and college sports. Yeah. And I just, man, I wonder what the real story is. I know, I'm telling you, I'm thinking he wanted to cry and he was like, oh, sweet. This helmet will hide my tears. Danielle and Georgia, good morning.

Hey, good morning. What's up, guys? He's hanging out. Thanks for calling here on Monday. Yeah, no problem. So my ex was actually a huge Miami Dolphins fan to the point to where our wedding colors were themed around the Miami colors. And it wouldn't surprise me if that's something he would. had asked for, and honestly, I know how die-hard he was.

I would have just let it slide, you know, let him look silly, but, you know, that's his thing. That's, you know, something he was just passionate about, so. So you let the colors be green and orange? Yeah, they're like, an aqua and orange, and I, he's like, I want these colors. I'm like, okay, I'll decorate everything with those colors, so, and it actually, you know, it was something we had designed. It was really, it sounds really crazy, but it turned out really pretty. It does.

doesn't sound crazy if he loves it and you're cool with it, it's not crazy. But the fact that you might have let him wear a helmet. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, well, whatever. Yeah. I have no, if you're both into it, I have no problem with it. Thank you for the call. I appreciate you. Hey, let's go over Chloe and Georgia. Georgia, or Chloe, you're on the air. Hey, how are you? I'm good. Thank you for calling. What's going on? Nothing much. Just didn't at work this morning. What do you think about this? Um, absolutely not. So you're a no, you're a hard no. No, I don't care how die hard you are.

Because? Because I feel like he's trying to cover up his face, and he's supposed to be looking at me and all about me. And what about when he's like, I take you, it's like Bain from Batman? Yes. I think you can be my wife. Like what did you say?

Yeah, when it's time to kiss, like you said earlier, well, they're going to like rip it off, and it's going to be like... It's like a veil for a girl. It's the same thing. You lift the veil, he lifts the face mask, and you smooch it up. Does he have his mouth garden? What if we just start wearing guy veils? Look at this.

Follow me? Follow me. Now, not frilly, but we wear hoods on our head, right? That, you know, just cover. But we have our favorite sports team or something on it. And then we lift it up. Just like you lift yours up. No.

Okay. I mean, listen, it's a thought. Sure. Just a thought. Listen, I'm not trying to do that. But hey, Chloe, appreciate you. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Have a good day. There's a guy who's in the woods, right, and he's running. and he's like, run, run, run, run. And all of a sudden, two bears start chasing him. Wow. And bears can move. So he was running, like, on a jog? He is a professional runner, and he was out training on a nature trail in Maine.

And he, two charging black bears. Bull. What? And so he was already a runner, and he was about 20 yards away. So he just took off. He ran, ran, ran, ran, ran, ran, ran, ran. And finally, he said barely got away from them because they ran so fast. Barely.

I get it. I get it. I see what you did there. You didn't even know that you did that. I didn't do that. I didn't. I caught it. They always say stand your ground.

If a bear comes up to you, I'm not standing crap. I'm out. Like, feet don't fail me now. But they're so fast. Like, you're not a professional runner like him. They're also so big and strong. I'm not standing there. I'm running.

I'm hiding and screaming and peeing. All of that is for once. Is it wedding season? June is. Yeah. Yep. Yep. I'm not sure with all the seasons.

It's like fall, winter. Wedding. I guess so, but I know June is supposed to be like the hot month. I went to Cedar Rapids and I was doing a stand-up comedy show. And one of our listeners could not come to the show because she had a wedding. Come on. Move that wedding. Oh, please.

Okay. So he tweeted me and was like, oh, if there's any way you could like come across town and surprise my wife, that'd be awesome. And I was like, oh, man, because we were really tied on time. And then called the show too. It was like, hey, really, if you could come across town. and so I got to see the Rapids and I was like, let me go find this place and so I went to the hotel.

All right, so I had a listener call in and said they were getting married at this hotel and I'm walking in the street and see the Rapids trying to find them. It may not find them away like 20 minutes to find this wedding. So let's see what happens here. I was going on stage in like half an hour.

I'm in sweats and a t-shirt and I'm like trying there are multiple weddings at the same place and I walk up and I'm like, hey, I'm trying to find a wedding in the guy in the hotel. It's like, are you looking for it? I was like, I don't know. And he was like, ooh, I can't let you in the wedding.

I was like, ugh. Here's the thing they tweeted me. And he was like, what? I was like, can't. So we left and just started looking for a wedding. We started walking around. And I walk up and I see somebody in a wedding dress. And I'm like, I think that's her.

And so I go up. I'm Bobby Bones. Oh, my God. Are you kidding? No, I came to say hello. Oh, like, come here. Are you kidding, really? Say hello to everybody.

Hi. And so that happens. It was a right one, thankfully. So then I walk into the whole wedding party, and there are like 300 people in there. Right, we're walking in the wedding. I haven't cried all night, seriously. But you're, because I'm in sweats. That's why she's crying.

I'm crashing her wedding in sweats. Hey! There's a party! And then I got on the microphone and said some stuff. That's so neat. Awesome, dude. You play a number? I didn't play anything.

Oh. I love it. I love the whole thing. So then I got back, threw my clothes out real quick, and then jumped on stage. But it was really cool. So that's all. It was just a fun thing. And then the news and Cedar Rapids, did a whole story on it. No way! It's awesome.

So they were very kind to let me end to the wedding, because I was all disheveled and had a 2 o'clock shadow and, you know, all that stuff. Did you eat cake with the bride and all that? There was no time. Like, I literally had to get back to the show. and run across town and hot back on stage. So Cedar Rapids was awesome. I shout out to everybody out there.

So. This minister's charged because he was in a corvette and he was driving and he pointed a gun at some people. He's charged with two counts, have aggravated assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill. He posted a $15,000 bail. What did they do? Cut him off. He wasn't practicing the fruits of the spirit there. He definitely was not.

Yeah, he wasn't. No, that's what I do when I get angry. Yeah. I go, love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, gentleness, faithfulness, self-control, and I do it on repeat till I feel better. Jesus, take the will. Got him. I mean, that's the thing.

That's a good one. He's a minister. That's a good one. I don't say, have no problem with you having a gun in the car. Yeah. As long as you have, it's legal for you to have it. Have it. Don't be pulling the, to that.

Here's the problem with pulling a gun on somebody. What? What's the problem? Well, there are many, but let me give you the biggest one that people don't think is the real problem. You pull a gun on someone. If someone else has a gun, they're not just going to pull it back. They're going to pull it and shoot you. Oh, now you're in a duel.

No, no, no. There's no duel. Amy, if you're driving beside me and I'm mad, right? Yeah. And I pull a gun on you. Yeah. Now, you can either get out of the way and be like, oh, crap. Or I raise you.

You don't pull a gun and both hold. It's not like the movies where you hold guns at each other. If you have a gun on me and I'm pulling, I feel threatened. really shoots or you just like recognize No, no, no. You don't because then here's why that doesn't happen. Because if I pull and you're already pulled, you may shoot me because you see my gun.

If I'm pulling, I'm pulling to shoot. Okay. That's it. Yeah. I thought it would be more okay. No, it's not like the movies. Like game, recognized game. People think guns are like movies and you can just pull a gun and just shoot somebody to it and it's that easy. It's not. It's not easy. It's not safe. Oh, it's not safe. It is safe. It is safe. I mean, it just depends how, sure,

it is safe if you know how to use a gun. No, it's not safe for the reason. Because the other person might pull a gun. You should be pulling guns on people. Right. If you do, you'll probably get shot if they have a gun on them. Yeah. In my glove box, I have a gun.

And somebody pulls one on me. I never plan to pull it out. But someone pulls on one on me. If I pull that gun out, I'm shooting. Okay. Because I feel threatened. Yeah. And I'm not going to jail because someone pulled a gun on me.

And here you go. Minister, making other preachers look bad. Oh, yeah. In a rough day, I guess. He's in Corvette, though. He's a guy. I know. He's making some money as a priest's.

or priest, or he, somebody had a Corvette and let him borrow it. That's true. Or he rented it. A lot of good theories, guys. Some bastards have other jobs.

What? Yeah. There's a guy running with the Bulls. And here's the thing about running with the Bulls is that. It's awesome. I think people that do this are stupid. First of all, I don't think that they're,

I don't get these rushes of, I don't need this. I got to jump out of an airplane to feel this alive. You know. Now, some people do. They like that. It's like running with the bulls. Like, what is the point of running with the bulls?

Yeah. Like, just so you can say you did it. Probably. You know what? Hey, guys, I ran with the bulls. I just said it. I did it. Wow.

Yeah. I mean, if you really did. Yeah, but nobody knows. Yeah, but how, here's a guy, two Americans got out. They start running with these bulls. The dude gets gourd. Like, straight up takes a horn right into his butt all the way in. What?

Flipped him in the street. You can leave that detail out. You're joking. You must know because this guy is stupid. Yeah, no, it's part of it. Oh. Around the room. I don't understand the running of the bulls

because that just looks stupid to me. Now, I've got on a bowl before. I didn't mum busing as a kid. That's not the same thing. That's a sheet, dude. I know. Two different things, though. I got on a bull.

In the gate. Yeah, yeah. It never left the gate. Oh, my goodness. But I got it. I petted a bull once. Yeah. There you go.

But I had no interest in riding that bull. Okay. I wrote a lot of horses once. My uncle had a horse. My uncle Rick had a horse. He had lots of horses. But I got on this thing. And we didn't have, we didn't need saddles.

We just got on the horse. Oh, you're bareback? Yeah. Well, because it took time and money. And so we got on the horse. We were just riding the horse right and just hold on to it. And it ran me into a clothes line. And it caught my neck and ripped me off the horse.

The literal meaning of a clothes line. Yes. I got clothesline by a clothesline. Wow. I'm on the horse. I'm like, ah! And I couldn't get down low enough. It took me by the neck and just yanked me off the horse.

I was like nine years old. Dang, never going to forget that. I'm, dude, vividly. Wow. That's it. That was it for me. My, uh... That was it.

The end of the horse. Beer back. Horse riding days. Done. After that, all I did was sheep. I went back to sheep. I later identified as a five-year-old mutton buster, even though I was like 19. Come on.

That was terrible. All right. Who would run with the bulls? No. I would not. Eddie? No, lunch? Been a dream of mine for years.

I've always seen that on TV and thought that was the coolest thing in the world. Wow, that's on your bucket list, huh? But you're at the age that you can just go do it if it's been a dream of yours. Go! There's only a certain time of year and you had to book in advance. Yeah, it's called a flight. When did they do it? Like now?

Because this guy just got... You just were gone for days. You could have went. Yeah, you went to... I know. Maybe next year. Maybe next year's my year. I'll be in Popolo.

Spanona, Spain. Is that what it's called? Yeah, Pampalona or something like that. Marin Morris got engaged. She's marrying her now fiancé, Ryan Hurd. And I know them relatively well. I know Ryan. I mean, Ryan and I were with the hockey game together for a while.

And I felt like it was a birthday text, though. It was like, hey, congrats, dude. I just felt like I had to send it, even though he probably got a thousand of them. And I always felt like, do people even want those texts? Oh, I'm sure. Because on my birthday, I don't really care about texts. Yeah. I don't need to have birthday text.

Because then I feel like I have to respond. Yeah, but if no one send you a birthday text, you'd be like, wow, no one sent me a birthday text. It's kind of mean of everyone. I don't, and now I wouldn't. No? Really? You wouldn't think one thing about it if you got zero, nothing, such on your birthday. From about four people I care about.

But I don't need 70. Okay. There's an earthquake that hit Montana, 5.8. the tremor was felt Listen, it hit in a place I guess where there weren't a lot of people And Montana's got a lot of wide open land And so, but that's a pretty big earthquake

A 5.8 The Bill Cosby retrial is set for November So they are going to retry this thing It was hopelessly deadlocked If we remember that story Jeremy Renner fractured both of his arms During a stunt gone wrong Here's another thing

I'm telling you, if I'm an actor And I'm making millions of dollars I'm not even walking four steps if it's risky. I'm there to act. These guys got to get their kicks by doing stunts too. Yeah, but he's kind of like seems like a guy that's like into that. But we already believe that. Yeah.

So why do it? There's no need to prove it. You don't have to prove anything to us, Jeremy Renner? He was doing Avengers Infinity War and he broke both of his arms. Fractures right elbow and left wrist. And he said, up, part of the job. No, it's not. They pay you a lot of money to be the face and the acting and shoot arrows or whatever he does.

Shoot arrows. Right, isn't he arrow shooter? Yeah, I thought he was something. For fun? I don't know. No, no, no. No. That's a hero. Oh, okay. He's like Robin Hood.

And him and Iron Man go fight people. Oh, that's cool. It's a skill. Part of the job. But why would you do your own stunts if you make that kind of money? It's part of the job. Oh, I didn't think about that. I should have looked at the quality of what they needed.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Google Home, which is a lot like Alexa. So the story is there's a guy in New Mexico. He was caught after his Google Home device heard him and his wife fighting. And so he was in his fight and things got violent. And he threatened her with a gun saying, did you call the sheriffs? So Google Home misinterpreted him and called 911. Because he said, did you call the sheriffs?

When the police heard the altercation over the, the phone, they rushed over with the SWAT team. There was a standoff. They were able to capture him. But the words, did you call the sheriffs alerted it? How do you feel about this? Awesome. I guess.

I mean, it worked out. Why not? I mean, even if you were just having a casual conversation your friend about the sheriffs and police showed up, you'd be like, oh, whoopsie, that was a mistake. But the fact that it worked out in her favor and saved her life? Like, that's cool. I'm not talking about just this situation. Okay.

Google listening like that. I already know. I know Alexa's listening to me. Oops. Didn't mean to say her name. I don't want to set me off. What do you think? I don't like it at all.

That's why I have one of those things and I don't plug it in because I don't like the spying and it being all up in your life and knowing everything you're doing and eavesdropping on everything that's going on in your world. Why don't you get rid of it then? I don't know because I'm still, I'm tipped it because it's cool because you can ask you things. and things happen, but I don't, I just don't like the spying part. So it's still sitting there in the box, but I'm not ready to just dispose of it. What about your cell phone? It's spying on you. No, it doesn't.

Yes, it is. My cell phone does not answer me. No, but it just listens. If you don't think they're listening to you in your cell phone, you don't think they have access to everything that we do. You need to turn your microphone off if you want that to. Are you guys serious right now? My husband keeps his microphone off and everything on his phone, like, taped up. And if we have certain conversations, both our cell phones go off and maybe underwater.

And again. He knows. He knows. Yeah. And it's like... He knows. Anytime I talk about anything, it pops up on my Instagram ad immediately. When you just talk about it. I'll be talking to Bobby about, you know, I don't know.

Who do we talk about? I don't know. Good example. Hurry. Tennis shoes. Tennis shoes. There you go. Tennis shoes pop up.

The exact pair. Like, if we're talking about Adidas, Adidas ab pops up on my Instagram ad. Adobe. Sometimes I've learned that when you walk into it. or near a place. Ooh, because it's using your location. Your location, it will also give you a hay. See, that's not cool.

That is not, that should not be allowed. That should be illegal. I don't. Like, you guys cannot feel safe with this. You know, I spend time looking for things to buy. Like, hey, I need. Yeah, it's actually pretty convenient. So if they want to deliver, I'm kind of okay with them saying,

instead of you spending your time looking, I shall provide you. Yeah, here you go. No, you should tell them when they can. provide you. Like, you know, I don't drive down the street and pick what billboard ads, I see. No. They spend money and put them up there just like people are spending money on Instagram.

But the billboard is not spying on your life. It just happens to be somewhere where you go. There are cameras up there. No, stop. How do we know we're all seeing the same ad? Oh, we may not. How do we know the same colors or the same colors? That's true.

What if they're individual ads just for us? Listen, if you have one of these in your house and it comes, that's on you. If they come and you don't have one of these, in your house and they were listening on your cell phone, then there were probably something we should investigate. But I just heard this story and thought it was interesting and wanted to know. Lunchbox wanted him to keep a GPS.

No, don't like those things. Spies on you. All right, the guy's name is Dylan Scott, my girl. And I like the song, Fine. Whatever. But the end of it's just creepy. It sounds like he's talking dirty on the phone. It's like, listen.

What are you wearing right now? I'm in some pants. What about you? How old are you? Yeah, everything. Yeah. Isn't that like creepy to you? I just hear it and I'm like, that's the, could they not,

did someone not go, hey, I like the rest of the song, let's cut out the creepy, like, phone. Talking deep stuff. Like, he talks deep anyway, but hey, what are you wearing? What room are you in? What room are you? Like, I think it's all good. And it's a little. What color are your panties?

What can do without that, yeah, though? Yeah, I know, it's one, it's Jesse. Yeah. Let me hear that one back, too. Hold on a minute. Yeah, that. Just not feeling that part. I always turn it down on that park of fun.

It makes you uncomfortable. It makes me feel gross. I was working out last week, and I tweaked my back or something. And your back's like a big part of your body, so it just shuts everything down. So I was like, I'm going to get me. And I'm not massage guy, probably less than 10 of my whole life. And seven rated of those have been because of injury. I would go in and get something worked out.

I hurt my back. So I was like, what do I do? Well, I don't like going into, for the most part, massage places. Because you always feel weird. And you wonder, you know, they have cameras in there. I don't want to, you have to take your clothes off and listen to Inya. And it's like, ooh. So I was like, I'm going to look online because Uber brings you car rides.

Yeah. Food comes to your house. Amazon's dropping stuff off. Surely they'll bring me a masseuse. Surely. And so I get online and they, there it is. You can just pick you. There's pictures of them.

It's like a dating website, but for massagers. And so you look at their pictures and you pick one and boom, they show up to your house. And I was like, whoa. And pretty much cost the same as a massage. And listen, massages ain't cheap. So, but her in my back, got a massage. And she comes over and very, she's very elbowy with me. I mean, I like the hands.

Oh, I like the elbow. I don't like the elbow. Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't prefer the, but she's very elbow. And she would yell at me for not being able to take it. And so she would rush, she would like push it. I'd go, oh, ha, and she was like, I have 12-year-old girls and you take more than this. Wow.

Colleen. Did you put on there? I paid you. You're in my house. Yeah. No, there was no putting on there. I don't know if you selected, like, yeah, yell at me. Punish me.

That's Craigslist. Talk. That's a whole different ad. No talking. So, no, so she came over and they put the table down. The great thing is you get to pick your own music, though. Because if you ever go into a massage. It's your house.

Yeah. So I just turned my laptop on, picked a channel on the I heart and played my, you know, my acoustic channel. Oh, acoustic. Yeah, so I get to hear all my own music. But it's pretty cool. Like, I probably do it again. Sounds amazing. My back's a little better. I think I was boxing and I think I went too hard.

I did like four days in a row. Oh, man. And I was running backward on an incline on a treadmill with weights in my hands and I was punching. That's an accident waiting to happen. I was going hard, right? And I turned my back a little bit. But I'm back. I'm going, I'm going to hit it today.

My schedule is so different, though, that luckily I have a trainer now that can move this schedule a little bit. But I'm right. I think I'm about to get in the ring and ready to fight. Oh, this would be so awesome if you do. I just want to fight something that didn't punch back. Oh. Like a punching bag?

Only body shot. Okay. Oh, really? I only have one good eye, dude. Wow. I can get hit my good eye. But I have bruises. Like, look them at the bruises.

Oh, my goodness. Where do you get those from? He punches you? What? Hey, he does what? Oh, are you going to take our business? Are you? Are you okay?

Do you see that bruise? Of course I see it. It's huge. How often does this happen? You're into that? Ow. I'm into working hard in the ring. Getting hit is hard.

It's so hard it gives you a bruise like that? No, for real. Your trainer. does that too? Bobby, that's a big bruise. I'm worried about you. Guys, it's fighting. It's fighting. You're not a fighter. You're a DJ. You're a lover.

What are you doing? That's it. I'm worried. I think we need to show up in one of these things and see what's really going on. That's right. If anyone cross, listen, I got with my hips working right. Oh, stop. Like you can bob and weave? I got my jab hip. I turn. I pivot. I'm right knock somebody out.

So as long as nobody punches you. in the face. As long as people don't fight back, I'll beat them up. That's the rule. You don't fight? You promise I fight back? All right, let's go. That's the rule.

I forget to tell you this part of my story. I ordered someone off the internet to come and give me a massage to my house because I hurt my back. She comes over and sets up the table. And I'm a little nervous because somebody just comes into your house. I feel worried about their safety. I'm not even going to attack her and I'm worried for her. You just walk in somebody's house and shut the door behind you?

That's crazy to me. and so I get on Instagram and I'm like hey anybody did you ever do this like what's your advice on this and someone goes my advice is not to do it they did it in my hometown somebody got murdered I know I didn't ask for that advice

yeah that's scary I was like how do I make her feel like it's not a threat so we just sat up in a living room kept all the lights on played my own music and then got a massage you felt safe yeah but she was like you're the tightest human I've ever probed. She's like, do you even stretch?

Like, I got, I got lectured. She was like, do you even stretch? And she says, 12-year-old girls that she massages take it harder than I do. And I was like, dang. And I would go, oh, she'd be like, stop crying. Oh, you're just sore from boxing. She was such a man.

It was other stuff, too. I'm just a wimp. But you do yoga. But I'm paying her. She shouldn't yell at me, unless I'm paying her to yell at me. And that's a whole different thing. I have another budget for that. That's another account.

They have the kid who won the lottery twice. He's a teenager. She. Oh, is a girl? Yeah, she's 19. Oh, I lost I was teen. I didn't think girls play the lottery as much as guys do. I guess that's why.

Like, how many girls do you know that play the lottery a lot? Because all are minor guy friends. Yeah, me too. Yeah. That's on me then. But a 19-year-old girl won the lottery twice. She won $55,000. and then went a few days later I won $100,000.

What are the odds? Crazy. Very rare. Yeah. There's an elderly woman who's at a Dodgers game. They're doing the camera where they were going around. Hilarious. She flashed the camera.

It was really hot. Like hot? I heard the... What do you mean hot? No, no. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Heat index was like record breaking. So I don't know if she was just trying to get a breeze.

Yeah? But everybody saw it. The world's most expensive fidget spinner. $16,000. Why? Because it's covered in 100 grams of solid gold. Oh gosh.

I met someone in Baton Rouge and they had a fidget spinner and it played music from your phone had a Bluetooth and it lit up and she was playing songs from it as she was spinning it. She was playing a raging idiot song like our band to be funny

and she was like, check it out and I was like that's a crazy thing I've ever seen. Wow. Like how long were those? Do you think, here's my question because we haven't released it I don't know if we're going to

But The Raging Idiots, we have a band. Eddie and I have a band, and we get really great Nashville musicians to come out with us. And we're going to, like, Madison, Wisconsin and Chicago and playing festivals. Yeah. And we haven't released Chick-fil-A on Sunday as a real song. I just put it on the Internet and I got hundreds of retweets. Because this is a live recording. Yeah.

Do you think we should release this song? 100%. Really? Yeah. Why? Because it's so relatable. Okay. Here, let me play.

This is called Chick-fil-A-on Sunday by The Raging Idiots. Live version. Someone asked me earlier to play the Chick-fil-A song, so it's for you guys. I got a crave that I can't kick. It's making me weak. It's making me sick. I want to get my car and drive to you. There's nothing else that I can do.

I won't Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday. I'm fried and made a waffle, but now I'm feeling awful. I won't shit. It's Sunday. Yeah, the one day that you It's the one day that I was hoping To get chick-fil-A Yeah, yeah

Get Chick-fil-A I yell hello Through the drive-thru Hello Nobody answers me back I look around For all the other cars Where the heck is everyone at

On chick-fil-A, it's Sunday Oh, I won't shit Sunday It's the one day that I was hoping to get Chick-fil-A, yeah, yeah, yeah. I won't Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday. The fries and made a waffle, but now I'm feeling awful. I want Chip-Fillet. The one day that I'm here. Thank you, guys.

I don't know for putting that out or not. It is it, your worm, huh? Yeah, I think if you don't, it's a big mistake. Well, I'll tell you, hey, Mike Dee, Mike Dee was with me, And someone started screaming it from the audience, isn't they? Yeah. People were like, play the Chikfil-A! I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay.

So I sat down, tickled the old ivory. And I played every show. Yeah, people want it. But it's also not a commercial. People think I got paid to do that. No. Just hashtag not sponsored. No ad.

No, no, I thought like that. So, yeah, anyway, if you're in Madison, Wisconsin, we're going to play that, I guess. We've got to get that out, though. Mm-hmm. I told you my dream is to go on a Saturday night to Chick-Flater up before it closes. and buy all the chicken sandwiches.

Sandwiches. Yeah, and then put them all into a cooler and then go back on Sunday. Oh, yeah, that's right. And sell them. And sit beside the old drive-thru. When people drive up and like, oh, there's nobody here. I'm like, oh, but there is. Hello.

Go ahead and get you some fries? Would you, you looking for a chicken sandwich? Yeah. Yeah, it's closed. But for $25. Dang. When you want chicken flail on Sunday, I'll be together. That's the American dream right there.

So I think, as you would say, my new side hustle. Mm-hmm. Yeah. They'd be chick fillet in at night. Sunday? Yeah, Saturday night

and then going up on Sunday with all the sandwiches. I should remember to make sure that that chicken stays chicken, I don't mess with chicken, you know? Like, you're just going to put in a cooler and call today.

Like, you've got to have a way to if you want it. If you want it on Sunday, you're all good. But still, it could still go bad at all that time. No. It's good.

Yeah, yeah. I just want you to get sued. No. You think what are they going to sue me selling out of a cooler? I just run. They don't know who. I am. I'll wear a mustache.

Hi, I'm Robbie. Welcome to Chick-fil-A on Sunday. Dresses a cow. That's happening, by the way, tomorrow. If you dress as a cow-day. By the way, this is not a commercial. No, it's not. I just enjoy Chick-fil-A so much. Is this one of those? This is a random Chick-fil-A. No. I was wondering about that song, if we should put it out or not. I know, but this part, about the Cow Day. I like the clip.

Oh, yeah. Hey, where's my... I'll find. Oh, here it is. Thank you. And now a random segment about... Chick-fil-A. You can get a free Chick-fil-A tomorrow if you dress like a cow. They're running their annual promotion. If you're dressed like a cow, you get a free sandwich. And if you don't have a cow-costal owner in the house,

you'll be eligible if you're sporting a cow-spotted accessory. Oh. Yeah. Or if you just moo? I don't know about that. Okay. There it is. That was a random segment about Chick-fil-A.

This was not a paid segment. Thank you. Clarifies, they're not paid. I know. I know. Anyway, if you want to come see us in Madison or Chicago, Just got a ragingididiotes.com. Thank you.

Let's go. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. Tomorrow, Zach Crowell stops by the Bobbycast at my house. Zach Crowe wrote with Sam Hunt

Cobb Carr and raised on it and house party and break up in a small town and produce a bunch of stuff. Wow. So he'll be stopped by the house for the Bobbycast.

It's also National Slurpy Day tomorrow and it's the All-Star Game tomorrow. On Wednesday, the ESP's are host by Peyton Manning. On Thursday, Nashville, Season 5, Episode 18, and after that, Amy hosts Nash Chat. Did you miss last week? I did.

Is someone fill in for you? Yes. Ooh, scary, because I always worried somebody's going to be better and then be like... I told them not to be. Oh, you told them be worse than you? Talk to them, and I was like, hey, girls, let's just go ahead and not take this too seriously because I don't need y'all to take my job. Thanks.

Who filled in? Megan and Liz. Oh, okay. Yeah. You're good. On Female Friday, Aubrey Sellers style is about to perform. And then War of the Planet of the Apes. I was planning of the Ace movies, the latest series, they're amazing.

And haven't been in the movies in a while, they're amazing. And you, like, feel bad for the apes and you're really against, for some reason, you have the attachment to these apes. It's great. They're so good. And the Game of Thrones is back on Sunday. Which is, they're saying some of them are going to be movie link. Game of Thorners.

Oh, boy. I don't understand how they can make one episode of a show like Game of Thrones or Breaking Bad or Walking Dead so good, but there are still bad movies that are just like, 20 minutes longer. Because they do hour long shows that are fantastic. There's a reason that Game of Thrones is one of the highest rated shows of all time, because it's that good. Like even if you don't like it, you have to appreciate that it's that good.

I've never seen Lord of the Rings. You tried, I thought. Maybe I did see it. No, maybe Harry Potter. I don't know. You took a Christmas break one time and watched one of those. I don't remember. But I understand that they must be fantastic if everybody says they are.

I've never seen Friday Night Lights. but I believe it's great. Oh, so good. Right, just because everybody says it. I know. And it gets high ratings. Same thing with the Game of Thrones. You guys all go games down and eh.

But you just don't, because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not good. Yeah. Yeah, you didn't. Yeah. So the knucklehead in the corner. I did. Yeah. Anyway.

I recognize. There's your week. So you Airbnb'd your house at one point. Yes. And do you have to clear all your stuff out? Yeah. We had all of our clothes. and everything cleared out, like no food in the fridge.

Like, it was Airbnb ready to go. And I guess from a... Do you remember when I did that photo shoot for free people? And they did a whole write-up thing on their blog about me. And I guess some listeners... Some people were coming to Nashville. I don't think they knew it was my house when they Airbnb'd it. They came to Nashville, got our house, and once they were in it, I guess she had seen the free people photos shoot...

But wait, how does she know it was your house? Pictures? Because, yeah, like, my... kitchen because I took a photo shoot in my kitchen and then there's other room I took some photos in. What are there pictures of you in the house you left up? No. No, we took all that out. We took all that out.

She based this solely on, you know, seeing what she had seen online in my free people photo shoot. Then she started putting like pieces together, like this countertop, this kitchen, this front door. Like this all looks like Amy's house. And so how I knew about it was she took some pictures on Instagram. and tagged me. But her and her husband, they recreated my free people photo shoot. And Josie, my dog, was in my photo shoot and they didn't have a dog. So the husband was on all floors and he was my dog.

And she was me. Wow. And they recreated it. And then they tagged me. They're like, oh my gosh, I think we're staying in your house. So we recreated your photo shoot. And then they linked me to the pics. And I saw it.

And I was like, ha, ha, yep, that's my house. I'm so torn Like it was cute But sort of creepy Yeah That's really creepy But cute But sort of creepy

Not even It's like It's cool Because they're like A compliment And they recognize your house They'd be like a big fan of the show But then again

It was your house And then they like Reenacted And then he was a dog I was like What is happening But I mean Maybe they were bored

I don't know Trader Joe's has announced that canned wines are back on the shelves. The canned white and rosé quickly sold out after the release. Do you drink canned wine? What's it, is it just because I said, I don't drink, so I don't know the rules. I have before. Is it taste different or is it just a container?

I think it's just super cute. I think it's like the novelty of it. It's like, I'm drinking my wine out of a can. Like, I don't know. You can take it to a pool too and it's not glass. True. Good point, Eddie. I was thinking about summertime pool stuff.

You know what I'm saying? I don't know the pool rules, but yeah. Do you do a bunch of pool stuff with the kids? Oh, nonstop. That's what summertime's about for us. And Junior, Junior, the little one, he's swimming now. He's three? He's three, dude, and he's swimming on his own.

And a life jacket? Nope. No, floaties? Jump off and then kind of does a little U-turn, goes back to the side, and gets out, does it again. Wow. He can do that for hours. Just jump out, swim over a come back. Jump out, swim a little bit, come back, do a little circle, and then get out and do it again.

Why don't I don't get the fascination of the water? Like, everybody likes to go to the beach. I'm not a beach guy. Yeah, it's so weird to me. Actually, hate the beach. But are you a late guy? If there's something to do. Like, I like to get on that boat and if I'm in a wakeboard or if I'm going to wake skate.

But I don't drink again, so I don't go on the boat and drink and to have fun. I just know. Like, I used to fish all the time. But that was something to do. I hate the beach. I'll just say it. It's so weird. The unpopular opinion, I hate the beach.

I don't like getting sunburned. I don't like sand. Salt water in mouth. I don't like having my shirt off around people. What? Who are you people? And no one gets in the water at the beach. Everybody just lays in the sand. No one is actually swimming. And even though I'm an adult man.

You could surf, maybe. Yeah, dude. Spearfish. That's something at least. Who's you with now? Meel Kuhnus. Okay. It's his cousin.

He's cheating with his cousin? No. No, no, no. Sorry, he's clarifying tabloid's quit making rumors. That person you see me pictured with is my cousin. Nothing is going on. No. He was just out with her.

Because that's the ultimate scandal. Ashton cheating. It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's my cousin. I know, we saw you making out. The headline is Ashton Cudger slams Tabloid Affair report saying, that's my cousin. But he didn't say they weren't cheating. That's what I'm saying.

No, they're not. They're not. He cleared that up. It's all good. All right. What else? You know, Simone Biles, well, she got criticized for vacationing too much. The Olympic, the gymnast.

Yes, the gymnast. and she went after all. I mean, obviously, she has been hard at work. Hold on. She got criticized for vacationing too much. Too much, yes. She's getting crap for vacationing. All the Kardashians do is vacation.

Right, right, right. So on Saturday, she posted a picture of herself holding a cup with Hawaii written on the outside, and then she said, resting beach face. And then someone commented. Resting beach face, I get it. Yeah. Someone left her comment, like, seems like you have partied nonstop for a year. Hashtag trash, hashtag unfollow.

So she said, Talk to me when you train for 14 years and earn five Olympic medals. I think kids would say otherwise. My year off is well deserved. Take a couple seats. Yeah, and she's also making a bunch of money, too. She's getting all of her endorsement deal, so she doesn't have to work right now. So, you know, the thing, too, is, hmm, let me think about this for a second.

People will go, I got death threats on Twitter. But when you look at it, it's people with, like, eggs and they're like 12. Is that really a death threat? or people are like, I'm getting cyber bullied but it's like somebody that again, it's like no name and there's no identity. Just

one comment like that. It's tough. I know it's tough. Not to look at that one comment and go, I'll bet you a hundred of the comments were super nice. Yeah, I'm sure. People turn one bad comment in a new story sometimes. I just did. I know.

But it can't. But it's like I could get on my Instagram right now and make a new story. And be like, someone threatened to come over and stab me in the eye. Yeah. But, yeah, just so easy people write stuff. I like this one dude that always says my face is ugly.

So on, where? On Instagram. To you? Yeah. Oh. Does Densmoni store always right? You had a five head? Yes.

That one always made me to laugh because you don't. I know. I ever have a big forehead. It's fine. I know, you don't. Foreheads proportionate to your body. Or like he calls five head. But I've never heard that term before.

It's fine. I was like a five head. Yeah, laugh it up. It's a funny term. Yeah, okay, what else are you getting? So James Hardin of the Houston Rockets, he just signed the biggest contract extension in NBA history. Pretty sure I read he's making $228 million to play basketball.

Over a bunch of years. That's amazing. Absolutely worth it. I think, I don't know, for like how many years? Four, maybe? Four year extension? Now until 20. That's not a lot of years.

22? I mean, maybe six years. Maybe it's four years after the two. You know what it was? Listen. Yeah, now until 2022 or something. You're worth what you get paid. If they think they're going to make more money on him, then that they're paying him.

And every year, the players get more expensive. Is NBA the highest paid sport? I thought I read that once. And you get guaranteed money in baseball, you guarantee money too. But football, if you get hurt. You cut. That's why you want a signing bonus, because you can get cut at times, yes. Okay, well.

But my point is people always go, well, they're getting paid too much. No, you get paid market value. If the owners weren't making that off of the players. And the Houston markets must be banking. It's like us. If we weren't selling commercials, we wouldn't make our salaries. And if we didn't have good ratings and sold commercials at a high rate, that's what it's all about.

And how many people can do your job? That's what it is too. I feel like a lot, probably. Like if there are a lot of people that can do your job, they can't do what James Hardin does. Like, how many people? Not very many. Yeah, that's way to, yeah.

But it doesn't matter what your job is. Let's say you're a CEO of a company and you're doing a successful job at it. There aren't a lot of people that can do what you're doing. That's why you make a lot of money. You make money based on how many people can do your job and what the demand is. That's a great point. And people are going to be an unpopular opinion. Okay.

This is going to be unpopular and it's going to make some people mad. It's like when people get on there and be like, oh, he's getting paid $228 million. What about all the teachers out there? Anybody can be a teacher, folks. I don't think you may be a good teacher. But there are lots of teachers. There's not a lot of people that can play basketball the way James Hardin can play basketball. And so when people say that, I'm just like, guys, there are so many, every, you walk down the street, you're going to see 10 teachers.

You walk down the street, you're not going to see one James Harden. I think there's a philosophical difference with you. I think people think that, first of all, no, teachers should make $220 million. No. But I do think in America, though, I think teachers should be paid more simply because you get what you pay for. And if we cared about our kids and the learning they're going to do. In our future. And here's the thing, you start paying teachers more.

You're going to get other people that are doing other jobs. They go, hey, I think I'm going to go be a teacher. You pay more money. It opens it up to people going, hey, I'd like to also be a teacher as well. Yes. So that's a more philosophical thing. Listen, teachers shouldn't make $200 million. Right.

And also, teachers get four months off a year, okay? That's just part of the system. So they're doing pretty well. So did basketball players. That's true. It doesn't work out all the time. You got to stay in shape. That's not the same thing.

It's totally different. I understand your point, but the teacher thing isn't, no, teachers shouldn't make a million dollars. Right. I think teachers are great. And so do I. But what I don't. No, I don't think all are. I have some pretty rotten teachers, sure.

I have some terrible ones. It's Cengis. But what I'm saying is that I think we think the teachers should be paid more because you get what you pay for. You pay them more. You get a better job out of it. Yes, I agree. investment to invest on teachers than it is a...

No, if you're talking... No, it's not! Yes, for the future of our... We're not. As taxpayers, we're helping contribute to teachers, I'm not paying this dude to play basketball. This is a private business. Yeah.

It's totally different. Yes. If they think over the course of six years, they're going to make over $228 million, they're going to make that over... They should pay him whatever worth. If it was taxpayers paying this basketball dude's salary, I'd be like, okay, let's rethink this.

But you wouldn't if he was going to make you more. money than you put in. Exactly. Even as taxpayers. Okay. Well, then what? Yeah. Confusion. No.

Stop. Stop. It's an investment. It's an investment. Okay. I have another thing for my pile. Go ahead. So, since we're talking sports,

Babe Ruth topped a poll of the best baseball players of all time. 48% of the vote. Stupid. Babe Ruth was just a fat go-gaged hit. That's the top choice among millennials. That's just because he's famous now. They didn't go with number two. Derek Jeter.

He's not the best player of all time. No. Who is? Let's see. Best player of all time in my opinion. Baseball? Yeah. Baseball. Give me.

Come on. What you got? Well, listen, I didn't get to see like Hank Aaron play. But I'd put somebody like Hank Aaron, it's tough because in my lifetime, if I have to pick my lifetime who I've seen. Yeah, your lifetime. Because we didn't see Ted Williams playing. I know.

I know. I know. But you're only playing against who you're playing against. Ted Williams, the splendid spinner. I don't know who that is. The last guy at 400. It froze his brain. Okay, everybody knows them for something different

They froze his brain He died Ted Williams, he went and served And then came back and played again That's legit That's what they used to have to do Okay For me, best player I've ever seen

I don't know Like somebody like Mike Trout right now Or Bryce Harper What? Yeah, they're good Who are these people? They're current baseball players They're current

Yeah I just don't date like J-Lo Yeah Yeah Who would you say lunch? of my lifetime. Goodness. Kim Griffey Jr. Yeah. It's a good one.

Yeah. I'll probably go Hank Aaron, though. This is the guy that pitch for the Rangers. Nolan Ryan. Yeah, that's who I'd pick. Yeah, me too. Nolan Ryan. Seven no hitters. Well, really? Okay. I may need that your pile. You can't listen to all the show if you missed any of it.

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