The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Suggests Missing Jon Pardi's Wedding + Amy Feels Old + Eddie’s Son Cutting Grass Update
Episode Date: July 8, 2020We talk to Jon Pardi about driving his tractor to clear his head, his drive-in shows and his upcoming wedding. Bobby offers Jon a chance to retract his wedding invitation. Amy’s movers have never se...en a show from the 90’s which made her feel old. Plus, Eddie and his son have reached an agreement on his summer job! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Morning, studio.
Morning.
Okay, here's what was happening before the show.
I play PlayStation 4.
I play NBA 2K20.
And this is not a video game segment, but just it's a life segment.
And we play these seasons and you finish the season,
you want a championship or you don't.
Eddie's doing the same thing.
He's playing, and he played a whole season,
and he got to the final championship game,
and he lost in the final championship game,
and instead of letting him lose,
he turned it off real quick.
What do you think about someone who does that in life, Amy?
I mean...
He wouldn't let it go through.
He lost the championship.
I haven't checked it yet.
I'm hoping that that game didn't register,
and I can replay that last game.
I don't know.
What?
You're trying to...
I don't know.
Sometimes in life, it doesn't work out the way you want it to,
and you learn from it the next time.
Bones, you know, playing video.
But also, are you going to really fill that championship in your heart?
Oh, yeah.
Because you had to cheat together.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't cheat.
You turned the game off.
You got to think, man.
Like, you spend so many hours getting through that season.
I'm like, I cannot lose just one game.
And, oh, by the way, I lost by one point.
Okay, but that's fine.
That's the kind of a wimpy thing to do, is to turn off the game.
Have you ever done it?
No.
Never.
Never.
Super Mario Brothers?
Never.
Well, I could afford a Nintendo back in the day.
Oh, dang.
Do you ever have a video game?
Yeah.
What'd you have?
Oh, first we had an Atari, but then I was doing it was really little.
And then we got Nintendo and whatever else.
We go over to Scotty.
Scottie had a Nintendo.
He was like the one on the block that had one.
Duck Hunt.
Duck Hunt was awesome, but he had a pretty big TV.
I would cheat and put the gun on the screen.
Oh, you cheated.
Interesting.
Interesting.
I was like eight.
Yeah, I'm 41.
And the rules didn't say you couldn't do that.
And there was also one, two, on the running pad.
It was like, trying to fill.
Oh, the power pad.
And he had that, and I would get on the ground on my knees.
And I'd use my hands.
Oh, my gosh.
That's because Cheetah was really fast.
Yeah, Cheetah and you had to jump.
Back down.
Jump.
The hurdles.
Back down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But in...
I haven't been a really big end of the video games, though.
My cousin, Big Bob, because I was Little Bob.
Is that his real name?
He's Bobby and I was Bobby, but he was Big Bob.
He had Sega Genesis and he had...
Oh, wow.
Yeah, that was a different level.
That's Sonic on Sega.
Yeah, Sonic, the Hitchog.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But anyway, that's Eddie's story of the day.
No, thank you.
Defines you as a person when you quit.
I'll see what happens today.
I'm going to turn it back on.
Hopefully that game did not register.
Let's see how you do it, country album titles.
So I'll just give you the album title.
Tell me the artist, okay?
Okay.
Whose album was Girl?
Marin Morris.
Yeah, good.
All right.
Whose album was South Side?
Last album was Southside.
Sam Hunt.
Wow.
You've got a cold heart.
Come on.
You love this song?
Yes.
Yeah.
Turn it up.
Not in that dress
Just a mess with my head
Whose album,
Whose last album was
What You See is What You Get?
What you see is what you get?
What?
What artist, though, do you feel like?
It's like, what you get?
I don't know, like Jason Aldean or something.
No?
Give me another hint.
Say it like he would say it.
What you see is what you get.
Tyler Far?
No.
I know, I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I sound like, hold on.
What you see is what you get.
Oh, Luke Combs?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now I know.
Sorry.
Whose latest album was Here and Now?
Oh, I know this.
Ah.
Here and now.
Give me a hint.
Here and now.
Kidney Chesney.
Yeah.
Thank you.
And now I'm mad.
I know.
Now that Luke Combs one, I know that.
I'm stupid.
Go ahead.
Who's number nine, nine?
Nine.
If you get this one, I'd be very surprised.
No.
It's just such a number.
I know, I know nine.
I feel like was it his baseball number?
Nine?
Or is it like, look at number nine?
Or does he have nine kids?
Or nine?
Nine.
Nine.
Nine.
Nine.
Nine.
I think it's either Jason Aldeen or nine.
Niner. Give me another hint.
Yeah, I need you to guess.
Oh, my gosh. Why is it hit?
Nine. Okay, I'm going to go, Jason.
We back, we're back.
It is a baseball number. How in the world did you know that?
I have no idea.
That was good, Amy.
Thank you. I don't know. I guess I read that somewhere.
You know, I just retain information.
Centerpoint Road?
Oh, Thomas Red.
World? Is that like Billy Ray Cyrus for something? No. It's not? No. Is it close? Wild
World. Whose album was named Wild World? Wild World. Not me because I can't say it. Wild World.
It's not your album maybe? Okay. Give me a hint. I was wearing a shirt recently.
Oh, Kit Moore? It said wild. Got a few more. This one's easy. Tolohoma.
Who's album was named Tolohoma? Last album. Blake?
No.
No, Tola Homa.
Oh, hold on.
Uh-oh.
Not Oklahoma.
Hold on.
Tolahoma.
I thought this would be a lot easier for you.
I know this is easy.
For whatever reason.
It sounds like it.
It sounds like it's so easy.
No, I'm drawing a plank and it's so annoying to me right now.
Blake was Texoma shore.
Okay.
But this is Tola Homa.
And Blake was about, go ahead.
teeny tiny hint.
Because I know.
Come on.
You know it.
Come on, Amy.
I just to dig deep.
Tolaoma.
The town that he's from.
Also, this is going to give it to you, but his parents came out on the show.
Dustin Lynch.
Yes.
He gave me to you.
Chris, I did.
No, this is the bad part is I did the album release party for this.
Oh, no.
In New York with Dustin.
And I knew it.
For some reason, I remember Jason Alden's baseball number, but not that.
You didn't remember his parents coming in saying, we're from to Allahoma.
No, I remember now.
Experiment
Experiment
What?
The name of the record
Experiment
The latest album from this artist
It's called Experiment
I don't know
I feel like that would be like
I don't know
Kane Brown
Kane Brown
Is it
I just want to
Wake up
You also did this
I'll release
I think
Yeah I did
I did
I'll give you
I love you left on sick
I did
I'll give you one more
Good times
Ladylike
Um
I know who it is
Oh
You're doing pretty good at this game though
Anger Dandris
Yeah that's right
But I'm a lady like
Whoa
I could bring it to your knees
You did pretty good
You did better run out of thought
Album titles are tough
Well I pretty much got them all
You got most of them
There you go
Nice job, nice job
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All right, here's a voicemail talking about Ramundo's dreams of being on a reality show.
I just had a thought about Raymundo.
So I know that he's been trying to apply for Big Brother for so long.
But what if he applied for the circle?
They're taking applications right now.
And I think Ray would be amazing at it.
So just a thought I had.
Also, if you could give a shout out to one of my really good friends, Amy, that would be awesome.
Thank you.
Bye.
First shout out to Amy.
Secondly, Raymondo, would you be on a show other than Big Brother?
I mean, that's the thing.
I'm not somebody that's just going to sleep around with all these different reality shows.
I watch Big Brother ever since I was in college.
That was really my passion.
I mean, I imagine if I just applied for every show, I'd get on one, but that's not really what I'm trying to do.
It's Big Brother or Bus.
Really?
Yeah.
I just loved the concept.
love trying to, not necessarily backstab, but have alliances. Are you honest? Are you not? What
works for you? And then there's competitions that are awesome as well. Around the room, if you could be on
one reality show, any one reality show. Okay. Which one would you be on, Amy? Amazing race.
Yeah, that'd be fun. Yeah. But I'd have to be with somebody that knows directions. I think I'd be
really good on Survivor. Yeah, you would. You would, yes. You'd have all the people tricked and, yeah.
I think that would be the show that.
So if I were going to pick, I would go.
It used to be The Bachelor, but I don't need that show now because I have a wonderful girlfriend.
But Survivor would be the one I would pick now.
Lunchbox?
The Challenge on MTV, I would team up with Johnny Bananas and, you know, maybe Wes,
and we would just dominate the whole show and go right to the final.
It would be amazing.
Eddie?
I would go on one of those cooking ones like Master Chef or like anything with Gordon Ramsey,
put me in there.
I love cooking
Hell's Kitchen
I don't have one
But I'd love to be on that
Yeah yeah yeah Morgan
Mine would be a cooking job
It would be guys grocery games
Is that look like supermarket sweep
Kind of
I see that sometimes
You like have to put together food
From random items
And compete and then you win like
$20,000 for charity or for you
But you drive the card around right
Yeah you have to like race to get your items
It looks like supermarket sweep
Back in the day
And Ray you're this big brother obviously
Yeah and I can probably try
About seven more times
before I have kids. Once I have children, I don't want to miss an entire summer of life.
But I think honestly, I still can try for seven more seasons.
All right. Hey, thank you for the call. You can always call our voicemail 877-77 Bobby.
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Tell me something good.
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A U.S. representative was there,
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and the American Defense Service medal.
He was serving as a U.S. Army medic
when he was captured in France in 1944
and was held as a prisoner of war
until he was liberated by Russian forces in 1945.
Wow.
That is crazy, and it's not even something
that we think about,
but that is...
Yeah, man.
For a year he was held as a P-O-W.
He previously received the Silver Star.
Quote, he's a true example to the rest of the country and the community
what American heroism is all about.
Crazy, he's 103 years old and got all those medals.
I just read about people being POWs.
I can't imagine.
Me either.
Shout out to this guy, tons of respect and love,
and he got his medals after 75 years.
And that is what it's all about.
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He takes off for the woods and he sees a pond and he goes, man, I'm a huge fan of Rambo.
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So he jumped in the pond, went under, held his breath for about six seconds, popped up.
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You know, they were just watching too.
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You all the way moved into your new house yet?
Yeah, totally moved in.
Thankfully, had these movers.
They were a bunch of college kids.
They were awesome.
And they were moving one of our couches up the stairs.
And they had to turn a corner through our kitchen.
And when they were doing it, I was like, pivot, pivot.
And like, did the whole thing.
And one of them looked back at me, and he was the one holding the couch.
And he was like, what?
he thought I was telling him to pivot and do.
So he had no idea what I was talking about.
So then I was explaining friends, the TV show to him.
And after he put the couch down, came back downstairs,
he'd been thinking about it a minute.
And he said, so, hey, is that that friend show worth the watch?
And I was like, oh my gosh, how old are you?
Yes, it's worth the watch.
Oh, you think it is.
You recommend it to a kid.
He was 20 years old.
Yeah.
So, yeah, we're about 20.
20 years apart. And 100%
I told him he needed to get on that.
Well, I don't know if I would recommend friends now.
I think a bunch of what Friends
was good for was the time
more so than now.
I think you had to almost watch it back then to still love it today.
I know there's some young people to love it.
But I think
Do you think Friends is good now, Eddie?
It's tough. I haven't seen it in a while, but I would
say no, because it really did represent
the 90s. Like, or the early 2000s?
Early 2000s for sure.
Okay, but some people like that 70s show represents the 70s.
But it wasn't made in the 70s.
Oh, I was trying.
Sorry, I tried.
I tried.
We can like shows that take place earlier.
And so maybe they'll think it's nostalgic.
Morgan, do you like friends?
Yeah, I love friends.
Did you watch it, though, first time around?
No, not when I was younger.
I mean, I probably wasn't until, like, high school that I started watching it when it was the reruns on TBS or whatever.
What would you recommend from the 90s or 2000s to the kids of today?
Because easily the office, right?
Yes.
I'm going to recommend the office.
What would you recommend from the 90s or 2000s?
Probably counting crows.
Friends and Alanis Morissette.
Yeah.
Eddie?
Pearl Jam, man.
Pearl Jam, grunge music.
Come on.
I'm probably going to throw in some old McGraw.
For sure, all the old Garth Brooks from the 90s.
Of course.
Emcy Hammer Pants, because they were very comfortable.
I remember saving up and going to get my first pair of hammer pants at Walmart.
They were awesome.
I wore them to my first day of.
school in fourth grade and thought I was showing up as the coolest.
90s things you'd bring lunchbox?
M&M.
Well, he's like 99 though, like really on that edge, right?
Yeah, I mean, he's late 90s, but I mean, he was a powerhouse then.
That's your boy, huh?
Yeah, and I mean, I think Seinfeld's still like, maybe it's because I like it, but when
I watch the reruns, I still laugh.
Yeah, I think Seinfeld holds up better than Friends does to people who, and I'm more of a
friend's fan than a Seinfeld fan.
Honestly, but I think Seinfeld holds up better.
Oh, interesting.
Well, anyway.
Okay.
Yeah, well, I just realized my references when I've got younger people in my house, don't work.
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I was talking to Gary LaVox from Rascal Flats, and him and Jamie Fox are like really good friends
and live together for a while.
And so this is us talking about that.
So you and Jamie Fox have been friends for a while, huh?
Mm-hmm.
Yep, long time.
You guys used to sit around Jamie's house singing?
We did all the time, yeah.
Here is, she goes all the way, which came out in 2007.
Yeah.
No questions
No talking at all
Isn't he
The best
I'm not talking about as a person
I don't know him as a person
But when you look at overall talent
In
What he's able to do
Act
Oscar
Sing hit record
Comedy
Freaking in Living Color
I see him doing impressions
Like I don't know
That I can name
A more talented person period
Nope
Overall than Jamie Fox
You all just seem to shoot baskets
You know, just didn't play basketball.
How'd you guys become friends?
I had got a deal offered to me by Capitol Records in early on like a pop deal.
And so I went to L.A.
My old manager at that time used to work for Jamie.
So ended up going there, staying there.
After I turned that deal down, I ended up just staying and living with Jamie for a few months, just staying with him.
And, man, we were just –
You guys lived together.
Mm-hmm.
He just started the Jamie Fox Show.
the WV and so he was just getting going. I mean, his comedy stuff was happening, but he's truly one of the,
he might be the most talented person I've ever seen. He's great at absolutely everything. I mean,
not just great, but I mean, sets the bar for comedy, talent. I mean, the way he plays, piano,
and I mean, he's just, and he loves music. He loves country music. He loves all genres of music,
and he can act. I mean, it's just, it's not fair. It's not fair at all.
It sounds like he's a good dude too.
He's a great dude.
Which sucks.
You kind of want to hate someone.
I know it, yeah.
He's from Texas.
That's why I never liked you.
Yeah.
Because it's just you have it all.
You have it all.
Yeah.
And I'm coveting.
Yeah.
I'm envious and I'm coveting.
If you want to hear that whole conversation,
go search for my music podcast,
the Bobbycast,
because it was Gary and myself for over half an hour,
and that's just one of them.
So go search for it wherever you podcast
or on IHeart Radio.
So we were talking yesterday about Eddie's kids.
His oldest son wanted $10 to Moses.
yard. Yeah, because his cousin Luke gets $10.
But he's mowing and you're not paying him now.
I pay, no, I'm not paying him at all. I wasn't until Luke told him he gets paid 10,
so he wanted 10. But we negotiated down to just five.
But I told him that it would be 10.
Every other time. Every other time. So basically I tricked him, but yeah, I'm paying him regardless.
So I sent out a video of the basketball court and said, hey, if your son will come and sweep
the basketball court every two weeks?
Yeah, something like that.
I pay him $30.30?
$30.
Every time.
Oh my gosh.
It's a pretty big area.
Do you have any activities for Stevenson?
Well, I just thought about this because of Eddie's son wanting to make money.
Yeah.
And I could go do it, but I was like, this would be good.
And it would be like a job.
He has to come out.
It's fantastic.
That's amazing.
Yes, I get to drop him off and kind of let him do his job and then pick him up.
It would be like a little job.
And he's only 12.
This is perfect.
So, but I sent Eddie a video.
I said here.
And I was like, all right, if you want this, I'll pay you $30.
Once every, you know, two times a month.
And Eddie responds, let me see if he wants.
let me see if he wants to do it.
And I was like, if that kid says no to this part...
That is crazy.
But he did say yes.
Well, let me tell you something.
When he saw the video, he goes,
mm-mm, and I'm like, what are you thinking about?
I'm just, I'm just trying to just kind of process everything.
I'm like, well, do you want to do it?
Because this is a great opportunity.
He's like, well, I don't really like raking leaves.
And I'm like, listen, you've got to start at the bottom.
Well, it's not really raking.
It's sweeping.
Sweeping, whatever.
And I was like, you got to start at the bottom.
Like, this is your first job.
You can look at it as your first job.
So after a while, then my wife talked about it a little bit to him.
And he was like, yeah, okay, yeah, you guys are right.
I'll do it.
It won't take him any more than 90 minutes.
Yeah.
Is it $30 each time?
Uh-huh.
So he makes $60 a month.
But he wants, he has a little negotiation thing.
He wants to negotiate some real quick.
Go ahead.
He likes your screen that you play video games on, and he would like to watch one movie on that
big screen a month.
What?
Including the $30.
At Bobby's house?
Yeah, and if he wants to invite friends, he can't.
No, first of all, though we know friends.
What is happening?
What do you think?
One movie.
I'll give him $25 each time.
Oh, wow, this is big.
This is big.
And one movie a month.
No friends, only dad.
One movie a month, okay.
Not any of the other kids?
What about his brothers?
$20 a month as the brothers are involved.
You're a tough.
Then I got four kids at the house,
and it's a whole theater experience.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, what's your final offer?
My final offer is I'll do $30.30.
Twice a month.
He can watch one movie,
max one companion.
If it's you or if it's...
Wow.
One companion.
Is this take it or leave it or can he come back with a counter?
This is pretty close, take it or leave it.
Okay.
How does he schedule when the movie room is, or whatever?
We just get it on the calendar.
My calendar's ready to go.
All right.
Interesting.
I'll see what he says.
Let me know what he says.
I'll come back with his answer.
And tell him, I got Stevenson over here,
champing at the bit to take the job.
Oh, Stevenson picks up poop for $5.
He would take this in a heartbeat.
So let him know.
Let your 12-year-old know.
Oh, yeah.
That if he passes on it,
I got somebody waiting.
I got another offer.
If we can't get him there, he'll hitchhike.
He'll get there.
You think this is fun, but this is great stuff for him to learn.
He doesn't care about watching a movie in your.
Oh, Amy's trying to get the job.
Amy's like, and he'll do it for 25.
Amy, let him talk.
Okay.
So anyway.
Yes.
$30, twice a month.
Twice a month. One movie with one companion a month.
But it's $60 a month.
I know.
It's huge.
Okay, 30 bucks each time.
And then one movie a month with only one guest.
With one companion.
Dang.
That one movie a month is going to catch up to you of like trying to schedule that.
I'm not paying for the movie though.
What do you mean?
Whoa.
What do you mean?
I'm not paying for the movie rental.
So if you have to rent the movie from Amazon, it comes out of his salary.
Yeah.
I'll write that down on the contract.
Got it.
Love it, Bones.
It's good stuff.
Now, if it's on Netflix or Amazon.
and it's okay by you to watch.
It won't. It's going to be something that he wants new.
Then he has to pay for it out of his.
All right.
I just feel like it's a learn.
I could pay for it, sure, but I feel like this is a learning.
This is all really good stuff.
And if he says no, Stevenson's ready to go.
This is real life right there.
I love it.
Or if there's a, if he has to take a sick day, you let Stevenson know.
No, I'm not going to do that.
Don't let her.
What?
No, no.
Sometimes people get sick.
Okay.
Oh, but I thought you would still want the court clean.
I can hold off for a couple days.
I'll get better.
Love it.
Okay.
All right, let us know.
I'll get back to you.
All right, thanks.
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It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
So sometimes you see strangers and maybe you feel it on your heart.
to like just perform a random act of kindness.
And you never know the difference
it's going to make in someone's life.
Like, for example, this mom was eating at McDonald's
with her sold her son before he had to report back to Army duty.
And she was recently diagnosed with cancer,
so she didn't really know if she'd ever even see him again.
So when a customer bought the breakfast for them,
she said it just meant the world to her.
And she went to Facebook and wrote,
you don't know how much I needed your brand of sunshine today.
So it was just really special to her.
And it meant a lot.
And let that be a bit of inspiration to you, not you, Amy, but our listeners, that the worst thing that can happen is if you try to be extra nice to somebody is that they don't receive it.
It's the worst thing that can happen.
But the best thing, the normal thing is that it really affects someone's day.
And think about the last time somebody did something for you randomly that was nice and how much you appreciated it.
And you're just like, I can't believe that happened.
You're just like, oh, wow.
Like you can do that.
And it doesn't cost much or anything, just depending on the situation.
Yeah, it was just a breakfast at McDonald's.
Love that story.
That's really what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Over to Amy with the Morning Corny.
The Morning Corny.
What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?
What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?
A boa constructor.
All right.
Tell that one on the job site.
On the job site.
Morning Corny.
I can see it now.
Frank, going to hear a joke?
Yeah, what did you got?
Stop it.
No, no, seriously.
I love when I do ones that are like career-based for people.
On the Bobby Bones show now.
John Party.
What's up to this morning?
It's cleaning up the shop, just doing normal stuff.
I'll say this, that I have friends in the country music community
that probably claim that they're a little more hands-on at home.
field on a tractor than they really are.
However, that being said,
you're the real deal. You've got tractors
and
you're mostly on a track. Anytime I talk to
you, you're either on a tractor or in the backyard doing
something. John parties on.
What's cool that John's doing is that he is
doing the Nashville
live, the drive-in at Nissan Stadium
and the parking lot. So what
are they telling you the show is going to be like?
They have designated restrooms.
All right, so Friday in Nashville,
it's the drive-in at Nissan Stadium parking
Lot, get your tickets, see John Party.
On Saturday, Indy Live from the drive-in at Roof Music Center parking lot.
Man, all these driving gigs, that's pretty good stuff, huh?
I think it's going to be fun.
I saw a video of Alan Jackson.
He did one, and it looked really fun.
And I think, I don't know what, I haven't looked at a setup, but if you go on LiveNation.com,
they do have the...
Well, go and watch John Party play live music, hard to find nowadays.
Everything's safe, everything all social distance.
Look at this guy.
Hey, now you're originally going to get married in May.
Then it moved to Nashville.
You still hoping to get married in Nashville?
Now we're like, we might have to uninvite people, and it's hard.
Oh, I bet that's me.
Listen, here's what happened.
Because I didn't get invited to John's wedding.
No, hold on, hold on.
Let me share a story here.
Here we go.
So, I wasn't a first-run draft pick for the wedding to Montana when they were doing the big fancy wedding.
When they moved it to Nashville, I got to save the date.
And it's a great picture.
It's John and Summer, and I was like, hey, John's my friend.
For sure, I'm going to go.
And now I think he just told me I'm about to get uninvited.
I think we heard it here on the air.
No, no, no, no.
Not invited people I actually see all the time.
Now, there's some people that, you know, my mom invited.
I haven't seen five years because they're five.
So I think maybe more they're not going to do the wedding.
Well, listen, I can take it.
I'm a big boy.
If you want to uninvite me right now, publicly,
you have my permission to do it right now and I'll take it.
You're still invited.
Dang, and Aunt Martha's not.
Amorth, I can't go when I'm going. Sucking Amartza.
All right.
Listen, go see John. He's doing two shows.
If you want to drive in to see the Nashville show and you're closed, I think it's great.
You know, we have listeners everywhere all over the country listening to this.
In Nashville on Friday and in Indy on Saturday, you can go to LiveNation.com and check out John
party as he plays.
I'm going to tell you, the most, and I say,
say this in the most complimentary way.
The most violent singer I think I've ever
seen. When he gets up to sing,
it is just like a punch
in the face. Him and Luke Combs
are right there beside each other, for when they sing,
man, it's just
aggression out the vocal cords, man.
But that's a good thing.
Yeah. Passion. Loud voice.
All right. Soul. What do you want me to play? I'm going to play
a John Party song now. Do you want me to play? I'll give you
four options. Dirt on my
boots. Head over
boots. Hardache medication.
or the newest single, which he's going to pick,
ain't always the cowboy.
Oh, I was surprised he didn't go with the new single.
John, do you know that Mel,
would be so mad at you right now,
your manager, that you didn't pick the new single?
Yeah, you were like, and I thought you were.
I was, but I made that joke once with him already
because he isn't a ball cap,
and I think I told the story on the air,
and I told John, I was wearing a John party t-shirt
when he wasn't wearing a cowboy hat,
and someone thought it was me wearing a shirt with me on it,
and they were like,
and I was like, uh, all right, and I didn't tell him it wasn't you.
So, but yeah, you look good at baseball.
It was, uh, I don't know, you're in like a flannel and you're not wearing a hat at all.
Your hair was all done up.
I don't know.
It wasn't long hair, John.
No, it wasn't long hair, John.
It was short hair, John.
Because there's long hair at Bobby about the same time.
About the same time.
Yeah, well, I had more of a perm than long hair.
Yeah, you did.
John, good to talk to you, bud.
See you soon.
Yeah, buddy.
Always good to talk to you guys.
You all be safe out there.
See you, John.
Bye.
Bye.
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All right, here's a call from Tyler.
Good morning, studio. I just wonder if you guys can give me a little bit of advice.
I'm a veteran of the United States Army, and I have a couple of life-up decisions.
Option A would be to get back in the military.
Option B would be to join the police department.
And option C would be to take the new job offer I got as a tour manager.
Let me know what you guys think, and thank you for all you guys do.
He didn't give us enough information to make a life decision for him.
There's just so many options.
There's three big options.
But with those limited options, you've got to pick one.
Okay.
Well, I know nothing.
I know nothing.
Serve your country, serve your community,
or have fun on tour.
All right.
I'm going to say...
He's already been and he's already done the military thing.
So I feel like we could throw that out.
No.
I would never.
That's great.
Look at the stability with being in the military.
Oh, yeah.
I agree.
home, though, sometimes if you get sent.
Same with being on the road.
Oh, the road's, so that's why we're going police officer.
Because at least you get to stay home.
Yeah, you're home.
There's danger.
You're protecting.
There's danger.
Yeah.
I'm going police officer, Tyler.
Oh, wow.
I'm going road manager.
What does you say?
Tour manager.
Yeah, I wouldn't do that.
No, but listen.
There are no tours right now.
Yeah, right now's a rough time for that.
How did he just get this amazing job offer?
Unless he's working for Chase Rice.
He ain't got no word.
Yeah.
Don't.
Okay.
So if you know, you know.
So I guess what I'm saying is, is I know all that goes into being in the military and serving our country.
And he took a duty to do that.
And he did it.
And some people are in it for life.
But he already separated.
So now is his time to maybe go do something where he doesn't serve others and he can have fun on tour.
I'm saying go with some more stability and make some money.
and also do great for the community
and that's be a police officer.
You're going tour manager.
Yeah.
The tour manager life is tough.
I know.
I have a tour manager and it's,
if a tour goes down or the artist isn't popping,
the money goes down.
Somebody's got to do it.
He said he got up an amazing job offer.
I don't know.
He didn't give us details.
It's probably guards tour manager.
Oh, wow.
We're like, no, man.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm going to go police officer.
Door manager.
Go be a cop.
Go be police officer.
There you go, Tyler.
We just made your mind up for you.
Let us know how it goes.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox
James Henry is down in Miami, he's in the driveway, he's cleaning out his car,
and he looks up and he hears his mom yelling, fire, fire!
His house was on fire.
Well, she's outside and his younger brother and sister are inside,
so James Henry runs in, gets the four-year-old brother and little sister,
and rushes him out of the burning house.
Wow, that's crazy.
Man, that's crazy.
All right, there you go.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Ramundo, how would you describe yourself to our audience in just a few words?
Alpha male from the North, 34-year-old guy.
I'm a man's man.
You know, people were pretty shocked at how muscular you were when I posted that picture of us fishing.
Now, you were scared of the fish, but people were like, dang, I don't know,
Raymondo was so beefy.
Yeah, I was a wrestler in high school, and when I go to the gym, I just put on the muscle,
even if I'm not trying.
That must be a nice problem.
Wow.
Well, he has asked me if he could do the man minute today.
Is that true?
Yeah.
Is there a piece of like, man.
Is there is?
Got it right here.
Okay, here we go.
Let's get manly.
It's the man minute with Raimundo.
Yeah, so it's summertime.
People are getting their beer and stuff like that.
Make sure when you go to the grocery store only get a small amount because people are getting
this extra being too much and then they have to store it in their garage.
That is terrible for beer.
That's how it gets skunky.
And especially don't just leave that extra beer in the sunlight.
You got to refrigerate it.
second you get home. Also, when you're going to bars, peek behind the bar. See if your beer that you're
about to order is stored on the ground, not at refrigerated. It always needs to be in some
cold type area. That's how it gets bad. Most people don't know that. It's very, very important.
I didn't know that. I've never had a beer. Me either. All right. Thank you, Ramundo.
That was The Man Minute with Ramundo. Nice. That's about what I could take, six seconds of that.
Too much man. Right when I was, well, I don't know how too much man. But yeah, right.
But right when I was getting to my threshold, I was like,
and he goes, so that's the man minute.
All right, thank you, Raymondo.
Yep.
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The Palisade Hybrid is packed full of features,
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and up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range
on select trims and class leading interior space.
Available front and second row relaxation seats.
Available class exclusive blind spot view monitor.
Available class exclusive dash camera feature,
2.5T hybrid engine with up to an EPA estimated 600
19 miles of range on select trims, seating configurations for 7-8 passengers, available H-track, all-wheel drive,
so you can be ready to go anywhere in style, including standard 100-watt USBC ports,
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All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill.
expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years,
and waiting around for a technician to set everything up.
It's a lot.
Well, now they're SimplySafe.
They have completely changed the game.
SimplySafe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees, no being trapped.
They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in.
Setting up is so easy.
You customize your system at simplysafe.com.
It ships to your door in a few days, and with the app guided setup,
You can have everything installed and armed in under an hour.
No technician needed.
And it's not just a camera.
It's a full ecosystem of sensors, cameras for inside and outside, and 24-7 professional monitoring.
If there's ever a break-in, a fire, or a flood, SimplySafe's agents are on it immediately.
They were also named America's Best Customer Service by Newsweek, which honestly tracks.
Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting Simplysafe.com slash bones.
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There's no safe like SimplySafe.
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Sunday is a company trying to make that part easier.
They start with a soil test and climate data to build a yard plant tailor to where you live,
then ship everything directly to your door.
No guesswork, no dragging bags of fertilizer.
And instead of harsh chemicals, Sunday uses simple,
nutrient dense ingredients like seaweed, molasses, and iron.
Everything hooks up to a hose, which honestly sounds like my speed.
If your yard feels more stressful than satisfying, Sunday's approach makes a lot of sense.
Go to get sunday.com to get your free custom yard analysis.
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Okay, we are going home, but thank you for listening.
You can catch up on everything.
Just search Bobby Bone Show on demand.
on iHeart radio.
Search Bobby Bohn,
you can listen to the whole thing.
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Just search that too.
All that.
Thanks for being here.
We would not be able to pay our mortgages
or eat our meals
without you listening, right, Amy?
That's right.
We appreciate you.
Thank you.
We'll see you soon.
Bobby Bones.
All right, if you have ever dealt
with a traditional home security company,
you know the drill.
Expensive monthly fees,
contracts that lock you in for years,
and waiting around for a technician
to set everything up. It's a lot. Well, now they're SimplySafe. They have completely changed the game.
SimplySafe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees, no being trapped. They earn your business by
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Owning a home comes with a lot of things nobody really prepares you for, including yard care.
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We had so much fun this year
that the Top Shelf Country Cruise is back
for a second sailing in 2027.
Eddie and I had a blast plan for you guys
and meeting you at the Raging Idiot shows.
Let's do it again.
We'll be back with performances
from Riley Green, Chris Young,
Lauren Elena, Randy Hauser.
Join us March 27
on the Celebrity Summit
departing from Tampa,
stopping in Bimini,
Key West, and Cozumel.
Go to top shelfcountrycruise.com
to book your cabin.
Topshelfcountrycruise.com.
