The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Takes A Secret Trip to Haiti & Addresses Controversy Over Radio Station Cancelling His Girlfriend’s Performance
Episode Date: June 19, 2017Amy learns of Bobby's solo weekend trip to Haiti to meet her kids and Bobby addresses radio station cancelling his girlfriend's performance due to their personal relationship Learn more about your ad...-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Show.
My microwave went out.
I'll tell you that.
Oh, bummer.
I know.
Oh, yeah.
Good morning, good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning, show.
Yeah, you have.
My microwave went out.
Now, I'm telling you for a second.
By the way, it's Monday.
I couldn't even microwave at breakfast.
Like, I'm in a panic right now.
So, broken microwave Monday?
Hashtag, broken microwave Monday.
This is what happened.
What happened?
I went and my microwave was dead, right?
And I was like, huh.
So I unplug something else in the outlet.
And it worked.
And I was like, okay, so it's the microwave.
I'll check the breaker.
Everything was good.
Look at you checking the breaker.
For about four minutes, I freaked out.
I was like, what do I do?
Do I turn the oven on?
I don't have time for that.
So I just didn't eat.
Oh.
Okay.
What about stope top?
That's the oven to me.
Oh, no.
The oven is what you bake.
The stove top, that should heat up pretty quick.
Throw it in a skillet or a pan and heat up whatever you need to.
That's what I have to do every day.
I don't have a microwave.
Oh.
I listen
Trust me
But people get annoyed
When they come to visit me
I've never had a microwave
Went out this point
Anyway, it's Monday
I'm good today
Friday was a rough one
Yeah
I stepped in dog crap
I had a flat
And
Like the flight got canceled
Yeah
But
Monday
It's another day
It's another week
That right Ray
Yeah
But somebody get this guy
Some food
Get the guy's snigger bar
Yeah
Go
Bobby Booms
Recognizing people
Doing cool things
It's ICU
Listen to this one Amy
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Darren Clay, 21 years old
in Kansas City, he's on a bus.
A man with a knife got on
and started threatening passengers.
So Darren hopped in front of a mom
and her kid in the front of the bus.
And then the guy, they got turned around,
put his back to him.
He took him, he threw him through the windshield.
While he was doing it, the guy stabbed him.
Because he got into an altercation with him.
He's going to be fine
because the guy didn't stab in one of the really bad places.
But he did this and protect it.
I mean, he didn't know the mom or the daughter.
Wow.
And so, bam.
There it is.
I shout out Darren Clay.
I see you for saving them.
I don't even care about the dude to get thrown out the window.
Do you guys?
No, not really.
Me either.
All right.
I see you.
The Bobby Bones Show.
Big three stories.
It's producer Raymond.
In London, at least one person has died.
Ten people were injured.
When a van plowed into a crowd of people,
authorities said it looks like it's a terrorist attack.
In weather news, there's dangerous heat advisories in the southwest,
Vegas, Phoenix, Tucson, Tucson,
Arizona attempts could get to 120 degrees today.
And finally, get your votes in, get Bobby in the Radio Hall of Fame.
Radiovote.com. Do it today.
Lots of people waking up earlier than normal.
They feel like the bear, me, has been poked.
I can't wait.
We got our popcorn.
We're ready.
Yeah.
Not right now, though.
Oh, okay.
Still getting loose.
There's a lot to talk about.
I mean, what happened with, if you haven't heard, my girlfriend, but also all
artist, Lindsay L, was basically kicked out of a radio station because she's dating me.
And they had already said, you're in for the show, they put it on the flyers, promotional
flyers.
And then last minute, they wiped her up the flyers and said, no, you're dating Bobby, you can't come to our show.
Here's the thing.
Have I not been saying this for a year?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, I don't even want to get started.
The bear is going to get poked.
It's our number one of the show right now.
Probably around the top of hour three.
It's going to fully get poked.
I got some thoughts, but that's when it fully gets poked.
Can't wait.
Really, though?
Oh, yeah.
I can't wait.
I mean, I'm excited, but I also...
Oh, yeah, come on!
I can get some real trouble today, boys.
Uh-oh.
To be moose on this is a bobby-bon show.
Hey.
All right, time for your good news.
It's Monday.
We're bringing you positivity.
We go around in a circle, and I go first.
Tell me something good time.
Tell me something.
There was an abused and an abandoned little chihuahua named coffee bean.
The cops found it.
It's cute.
They found them on the side of the road.
Coffee bean?
They found a little coffee bean.
Coffee was malnourished.
And so they said, okay, we should adopt him.
And so they went and he lives in the K-9 unit with the other big dogs.
He doesn't go out and do canine stuff.
Oh, yeah.
But he lives with the other dogs.
He's a little coffee bean.
He's a coffee bean, right?
But coffee bean is now healthy, and he's their honorary pet at the police station.
And they're like, coffee bean rocks.
And people come and they see coffee bean.
Coffee bean like gets to run around.
People come to the police station, like for whatever reason.
Like good people, not bad people.
Yeah.
They get a pet coffee bean.
So cute.
So coffee bean's found at home.
Love it.
And they name a coffee bean.
Like, it's adorable.
Well, I just want to give a shout out to David Lee Witherspoon because he saw a man
that happened to be a homeless man, but not standing on the corner actually was
on his knees and his hands with socks on his hands and his pants to protect
his feet because the ground was scorching hot and he had no shoes. So he couldn't stand up tall. I mean,
that's how hot the pavement was. So David knew he had an extra pair of shoes in the back of his car,
so he pulled over and gave the man a pair of shoes. And that simple act gave the homeless man
a chance to stand tall again on his own two feet. And other people witnessed it. And I just thought
it was great. And you know what else that reminded me is maybe if we're giving away shoes, you know,
instead of dropping them off, keep them in the back of your car. She'd never know if someone might need them
like this. There it is.
Lunchbox?
Sly as a fox.
You've heard the saying.
Oh, boy.
He was loaded it out, ready for this.
I know.
All right.
I was.
Go ahead.
But this one, not so sly.
There was a baby fox out on the soccer field playing around.
Goes into the goal.
Scores.
And it gets tangled in the net.
Police respond.
And they get the not-so-clever fox out of the net.
Look at that little guy.
He was trapped all up in it.
That's cute.
Maybe he'll work on his game.
Okay, stop.
Sye as a fox.
Yeah.
Not so sly as this fox.
Okay.
Stay free to Fox.
That's a cute story.
I think coffee bean wins today.
There's no winner.
Oh, sorry.
My lines were great.
I think yours are good.
My lines.
This guy's writing material over there.
All right, there's your positivity.
Yeah, your story was really good.
Yeah, my man got to stand tall.
Yeah, there you go.
This is a body bones show.
Bobby Bones.
This is my Instagram.
I had a tooth in a tic-tac box.
Yeah.
I lost my tooth this weekend.
Look at my Instagram.
I had to put it in a Tic-Tac box.
Are you serious?
Yes, it's so bizarre.
A tooth fell out on Friday.
Let me tell you, my weekend,
when I tell you what happened this weekend,
I think you're going to do this.
Wow.
I think you're going to do that.
Dude, this is crazy.
I'm missing a whole tooth back.
You have a gap.
And so I was going to reset.
I don't have time to reschedule today.
Okay, so what do we need?
I know I can go to the drug store and get tooth cement.
Can you go to the drug store and get me another tooth?
Toot? No, but I know how to make the paste and we can just cement it right in.
It's okay. I asked Tic Tac for just more Ticktacks.
Not only am I missing Tick Tacks, I ate all of them.
When I first opened your Instagram, I thought, oh, Bobby, great. He ate a whole thing of Tick Tacks. He must be stressed.
And then I click closer into Tune.
Yeah, my Tud's in there. Let's see here. Where do we start? How about, I love this.
LeBron James went and played football and basketball with some kids and crushed them.
I love it when people.
beat kids.
It was his kid's birthday.
I have a whole thing.
I can meet a 10 year old at any sport.
10 year old or less, I challenge any kid to any sport.
Wow.
I am the greatest kid athlete alive right now, I think.
Yeah.
And this will be a thing.
I think I'll probably talk about it tomorrow.
I got a lot to say today.
What will be a thing?
I challenge any 10 year old or younger to any sport.
And if you win, I will give you $100.
Okay.
Yeah, because I am the greatest 10 year old athlete in America.
And I have lots of stuff to prove it.
Do you remember the softball game?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Slam the ball right in his face.
He was nine.
He may have been 11.
He might have been, yeah.
Showed him.
I was playing basketball with a kid this weekend, too.
Crushed him.
You were?
Yeah.
He was like.
Where?
You do that often?
What?
There's a part near my house.
And I just jumped on the court and so I whipped him.
Dang.
Okay.
Like his mom there?
Yeah, it was.
Okay.
I rejected him.
I have a video of it.
I'll show you later.
I rejected him hard.
And he was confused.
Ah!
And then I thumb wrestled.
A kid?
What?
Hold on a story.
Thumb wrestle on a kid?
Do you have video?
I do.
I'm glad you asked.
I'll show you that too.
And it was a girl.
And I whipped her.
Wow.
She was like,
one, two, three, four,
I took her thumb where I said,
okay, we're over,
boom, and I held it down.
How old was she?
She was like 10.
I think she was nine.
My point is,
no 10-year-old or younger
will ever beat me at a sport.
I'm the greatest kid athlete ever right now.
Anyway, LeBron dominated.
I like that.
I like to teach kids.
There's a lobster.
His name is.
is Louis,
132-year-old lobster,
been living in a fish tank
in a restaurant
in Long Island
for the past 20 years.
Someone tried to buy him
for a thousand bucks
last week,
so they could eat him.
The owner said no
and released them back
into the ocean.
I always wonder
if you hold a lobster
for 20 years.
Right.
Why now?
Why free him now?
Is he okay
with being freed?
Does he know
what to do
in the big wide ocean?
Exactly.
Does he have any friends?
Yeah.
Under the sea.
They don't really do that.
And I wonder
if you just goes up there
in like a dolphin
or something.
Eat him immediately.
That would be the worst?
Yeah, like, he doesn't know.
Hopefully, did dolphins eat lobsters?
Somebody could eat the lobster?
I don't know.
This poor guy.
By the way, I didn't get much sleep.
I got lots to say about lots of stuff today.
I'm missing a tooth.
But you have your fanny pack on.
I do.
My car was towed.
It's a whole thing.
And today's going to be dramatic.
Bob it Boneshow.
The latest from Nashville.
in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny.
Rolling Stone came up the list of the top 100 country artists in history.
Wow.
You want all 100?
At 99.
No, but I'll just give me the top five.
Because, again, all subjective.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Top five, five Carter family.
Okay, so that's all of it.
I mean, fair.
Yeah, number four, Loretta Lynn.
Okay.
Number three, Johnny Cash, and two Hank Williams.
And the number one spot, Merle Haggard.
So nobody that's alive.
That's down like in the top 10.
You got some living people.
Like Garth Brooks is at 10.
But I think.
Willie Nelson at 6.
Yeah.
I don't think all five should be dead people.
Oh.
I think it's easy to put dead people because you can't argue that.
True.
So I put number one Garth Brooks.
All right.
What else?
The goat.
So did you see that Dirk's Bentley was handed?
A baby.
A baby that was like two weeks old or something.
At his concert.
At least that's what he put on Instagram at Friday night.
He's like singing in the crowd.
And a couple hands Dirk's his baby.
And he was actually shooting a video.
So the baby could be a celebrity.
His face is like, uh, and he's got three kids.
Yeah, true.
So at least he knows what he's doing.
And lastly, since Lindsay L is in the news, just a reminder,
she is going to be on Jimmy Kimmel live tomorrow night.
Yeah, Lindsay L on Jimmy Kimmel.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds getting.
Bobid Bones show.
Bonehead.
Norrie up the day.
This story comes from Jefferson County, Alabama.
A 29-year-old man was out.
It's 4.30 a.m.
he needs a ride home and he says, oh man, there's a delivery truck.
Let me go ahead and jump in and take that home.
Oh, no, he's probably drunk, huh?
No, he wasn't drunk.
He starts driving.
He's like, oh, man, it's a manual transmission.
Cops are behind him.
He's like, I'll just get away.
But he didn't know how to shift out of first gear, so he just let him down the highway on 35-mile-an-hour chase.
Wow.
Can you imagine?
Where miles and miles and miles.
So he didn't stop.
He just kept going.
Yeah, kept going at 35 miles an hour.
When it finally died, he said,
Look, I didn't know how to get out of first gear.
Oh, no.
I'm lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
At least he owned it.
Is that what you said?
Yeah.
He was like, I didn't know how to switch gear, so.
I bet he wasn't just like, eh.
I bet it was a whole to do, or he wouldn't a ran.
But yeah, at least he owned it.
All right.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Show.
Hour number two of the show.
I think I can briefly touch on this.
I'll read you the news story, okay?
This is not the opinion piece, just a news story.
The opinion piece.
By the way, let me say this.
Oh, boy, here I go.
See?
Oh, let me just read the new story.
Start there.
The top of hour three is when you're going to want to listen.
But it's top hour two right now.
The story is a radio station in Sacramento is catching heat for canceling Lindsay L.
from a concert they were doing.
She was scheduled to open for Chase Bryant on Friday at the radio station.
They changed their minds and told her not to come.
Here's what she posted on Twitter
Quote
Had a scheduled performance
in Sacramento today for listeners
The radio station has asked me not to come
because of my personal life
Sorry guys
She didn't say what she meant my personal life
But people believe it's because she's dating radio
DJ Bobby Bones
The post went viral
The station realized they had messed up
They went into damage control mode
And released this statement
Quote Lindsay is an amazing, talented
Up and Coming artist
And today we regrettably made a bad decision
to cancel her
We hope she and our listeners will forgive us
and that Lindsay and her team will allow us to reschedule the show.
So she was in Sacramento, and they made a whole flyer.
And it was like, see, Chase Bryant and Lindsay L.
Pictures both of them.
And they wiped her off of it and said, no, you're a day and Bobby.
You can't come.
But I mean, surely when they made the flyer, they knew that.
We've been dating for a year.
Exactly.
So unless they made this flyer like, I don't know, 2015, then what?
This is just another example of this select group of radio programmers, not all of them,
looking for any reason to not play female artists.
any reason.
You don't think it's happening?
That's happening.
I'm trying to stay off my little kick here,
but I'll tell you what was cool,
was she's on tour with Brad Paisley.
And I have indications that Brad was equally upset.
Oh, sure.
Here is that night at the concert in Sacramento.
By the way, if you're listening on the Bull,
it's not your station.
As a matter of fact, the Bull did Lindsay L. Day.
Matter of fact, shout out to the Wolf,
who's another station in Sacramento,
It was like, hey, we have no problem with this.
We can separate purse.
Like, we're not going to punish somebody's grocery bill, like mortgage payment.
Right.
This is how she makes a living.
It literally is how she eats.
So this is the show that night in Sacramento.
And Lindsay L. and Brad Paisley get up and do whiskey lullaby, you know, every night at the show.
And then she leaves, right?
But Brad's a little bit irritated.
Hey, bring me my acoustic guitar for a second.
So she's walking off the stage, but Brad's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't leave, don't leave.
Because he knows what just happened.
So before we go anywhere, there is nothing like hearing this girl play acoustically.
So now he wants to shove in the face of the same people.
Oh, because she was supposed to do an acoustic show.
Yeah, no, it was amazing.
Because she opens and then she comes out at the end.
He's like, no, no, let's do a little acoustic show here.
Again, he's Brad Paisley and Lindsay.
You play like a person, of course, of your new single for me.
Will you do that for these people?
Give her that guitar.
Watch what she does when she does.
So Lindsay's like, huh, and they're throwing acoustic guitars, Brad's a guitar,
and they're resetting up a microphone for her on a different part of the stage.
And so she's going to do this acoustic show in front of 20,000 people instead of 15 in a conference room, right?
Play a person.
The coolest person on the planet.
It's not to love this new love.
You know, midnight kiss is slow, dancing in the rain.
Got my heartbeat and fight.
You know Brad play the song out?
It was like, the whole thing's a disaster.
And just wake up at the next hour!
It was funny as I walked in and Amy's like,
why do I have popcorn in front of my microphone?
And I also didn't know.
Yeah.
But the boys over here are funny.
Yeah, they are.
Because I was saying on Twitter, get your popcorn ready for the show.
Get your popcorn ready for the show!
Yeah!
So they got us popcorn.
They literally brought in popcorn.
I'm saving this for the top of the third hour, though.
Yeah, this is our hour number two.
Let me tell you about this hour thing.
What?
I always never know what time it is because we're on all these time zones.
And I was like, well, if you listen to two, Central 3-dash-Mountain time zone Pacific Eastern, then 7P.
And I'm like, I'm done.
Hour 1, hour 2, out 3, hour 4, hour 5.
Okay.
So today, I mean, I can play Lindsay's song for the first time ever today.
I've never played it since it can.
Like, I'd never have.
I'm down with that.
Hey, Ray's, this is not the real version, though, is it?
Are you sure?
Nah, wait, I won't play it yet.
I'll tickle you.
I'll tickle your tutor a little bit with it.
That's it for now.
What?
Tickle our tutor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eddie's kid's going to do a review of Carves 3 coming up.
And so you guys saw that.
We saw that on Friday.
The number one movie at the box office.
Did it?
Yeah.
It beat out Wonder Woman.
Did you know she was pregnant when they filmed that movie?
I did not.
What?
And they had to put a triangle on her stomach, a green triangle, so they could edit it out.
Oh, wow.
Hey Morgan, isn't that Morgan, our producer, head producer in the glass room, right?
Wasn't she pregnant?
Yeah, she was super pregnant.
Wait, I see what she did there.
Wonder Woman was super pregnant?
Uh-huh.
I didn't mean to make a pun.
Oh, okay.
So she was super pregnant?
Uh-huh.
He's super pregnant.
Huh?
He's also got, like, military experience.
She competed in Miss Universe.
First.
Really?
Very interesting lady.
So she's basically the lunchbox of action stars.
Yeah.
A little bit of everything.
Something like that.
Yeah.
Sounds good to me.
All right, all right.
Amy, you know I like you a lot.
Yeah.
You do?
I do.
I like you.
Like one of my best friends in my entire lifetime.
But sometimes you worry me so much.
What do I do?
Well, she walks in and take your thumb and your pointer finger and like pinch, right?
That's how she's carrying her laptop around.
the top of her screen.
She's walking through just pinching, holding the top of her laptop.
And I'm like, Amy, that costs a lot of money.
And then she goes, oh, I was this Apple store all weekend because my computer was broken.
I was like, no, no crap.
Look at how you take care of the stop.
No, I take a, I have a death grip on it.
With two fingers.
Yes, you don't know how strong they are.
Who's the clumsiest person you know?
Oh, it's Amy.
She walks on the walls.
I was going from one room to the next.
It's like.
But why risk it?
It's like drinking water over your laptop.
Like, sure, can you?
Will you spill it?
Yeah.
Probably not.
Oh, okay, you probably will.
How long were you at the Apple store?
Oh, almost four hours, like three hours, 50 minutes.
Why?
Because I don't know.
Saturday morning I woke up in my computer, just quit working.
I just can't believe that.
You take care of things?
I take care of things.
I've had this one for a really long time.
And you know what?
They fixed it.
We just had to wipe the whole thing clean and do other things.
I don't know.
Did you lose everything?
Lost everything.
Wiped clean.
They're like, so do you have your hard drive?
you have everything backed up?
I said, yeah, I have a hard drive, but I haven't backed it up.
And then they're all like, what about the cloud?
I was like, my husband doesn't believe in the cloud.
Oh, no.
Lost everything.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
The Bobby Bones.
Eddie, our video producer, took his nine-year-old to see Cars 3.
In a segment we call Eddie the Dad.
Daddy.
All right, here we go.
Just you guys talking about it?
This is us.
Did you go?
I went.
Cars 3.
What did you?
you think? It was really good. You've watched all the cars movies, one, two, and three. Which
one's your favorite? Three. Three's been your favorite so far. Mine is six. Yeah, the first two
were kind of old, so I was kind of excited they have a new one. What's the storyline in this
movie? It's about Lightning McQueen getting older, and then the rookies come in and his
friends retire to make place for the rookies. After the final race of the season, he gets into
a big crash and has to train at this place called the Rusty's Racing.
Center and gets a trainer and her name is Cruz Ramirez.
Holy cow.
That's what I said.
Even Amy was like, what?
You just wait, Amy.
It's all happening to you too.
You got to be patient to be like, that's cool.
That's really cool.
Oh, wow.
I know one of your favorite things to do with the movies is to find out how long the movies are.
So how long was cars three?
One hour and 49 minutes.
Is that shorter or long?
Long.
Okay.
How do you rate the movie one through five stars?
Totally five.
What's the next movie on your list?
This Big Movie 3.
Oh, my goodness.
When's that coming out?
June 30th.
June 30th.
Coming up.
All right.
Kid loves his numbers.
He loves his movies, man.
And he times them all out.
Yeah?
Yep.
You like it?
Cars 3?
I loved it.
Dude, that Tomator, Larry the Cable Guy, he cracks me up.
He's so funny.
Does he say Get Her Done in the movie?
Yeah.
Yeah, he says all of Larry the Cable Guys' Zanes or whatever.
Well, as an adult watching a kid's movie, what would you give it?
I would give it four stars.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Not the best, but.
Not the best, but dude, I loved it.
That was great.
About half an hour away from everybody going,
oh.
Popcorn, get your popcorn.
I got some things to say in about half an hour.
Friday is going to be designated,
and I've designated it in case you're wondering.
National Download a Female Day.
Okay.
And I think on Friday, we collectively do this.
And listeners, and not stream it, but download it.
I actually pay money for artists.
So we download a female race.
record, newer female record.
Because, you know, a lot of it stems from the past four or five years.
And females kind of get in the shaft when it comes to being on the radio.
Yeah.
And then again, I think we saw a little sexism.
It just happened to be with my girlfriend this time when they were like, ah, we're not going to let you.
They wouldn't have done that to a dude.
No way.
By the way, if you're just waking up this morning, I'm just holding my rant back, although I'm just giving me little niblets because I can't control myself.
Lindsay L. The artist, not my girlfriend, although the same person, but not when she's out.
She does everything uncomfortably for her.
She would like to be able to have a personal life.
Yes.
And be open about it.
But she's not.
She can't put it on Instagram.
And she's sometimes, like, she's bummed about that because you're a part of her life.
She is bummed about it.
But she's like, I know there are certain radio program directors will hold that against me and not play my music.
And she's an artist first.
I came on the air last week, two weeks ago.
I was like, people are recommended we break up.
because of her career. And then what do you know? A station in Sacramento tells her not going to play you because you're dating Bobby Bones. They wouldn't do that to a man. And this isn't even about Lindsay so much as it is about the different hurdles, extra hurdles that female artists have to go through to get on the radio. It's not just her. I'm kind of glad it happened to her because, again, we can go, hey, look at what females have to do that dudes don't. Do you think anybody cares who anybody, any dude dates? No, of course not. If it was flipped, you think they're dating a female, a female,
No, on the radio?
Right.
Of course not.
No.
Of course not.
So Friday is designated a national download a female day.
We'll download a female record.
Love it.
I don't know females every day.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, every day.
Every day.
Every day's national download a female day to me.
I'll do my little rant.
Like, I'll be coming up.
Top of the hour.
I got some things to say top of the hour about the whole thing.
I mean, again, I still haven't played Lindsay's official song, you know?
Yeah, but I mean, you could now, right?
I feel like now's a good time.
I can.
It's called Waiting on You.
I hope people download it just to stick it to them.
This is a little bluesy number here.
What's not to like?
Ah, not yet.
No, not yet.
You know, a lot of people will say, hey, how are you so positive all the time?
Like, is that real?
I know I say, yeah, it's real.
but it's not that I'm just
always positive.
It's that I try to find the positive parts of me
and push them to the front.
I don't think any of us
are always positive all the time.
No.
We're humans.
People like, hey, how are you,
how does this show?
Like I was on an airplane yesterday, right?
And the funniest thing, three listeners,
they all look at me.
I didn't know they were listeners at first, right?
And they're just staring at me.
And all of a sudden they go, one, two,
and I think they were going to attack me or something.
I'm dumb.
They count it out?
They go, one, two, three.
And now they all go,
Tell me something good.
Wow.
Yeah.
And I was like, that's awesome.
And so they hit me with that.
Tell me something good.
I'm like, you know, I'm not, but I try to find it and push it as forward as I absolutely can.
Sometimes you can't get it to the front of the line.
Sometimes it's like third in line.
But you try to take it and push it up as much as you possibly can.
And I encourage you guys to do that because I'm about to not do it.
Ha ha!
Ha ha!
So we'll do extra for you.
Get your popcorn.
I got it, dude.
20 minutes from right now.
I'm going to say this, though.
What?
Let me talk politics for a second.
Speaking of...
Oh, great.
Like real politics?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or radio politics.
No, no, no.
Real politics.
Okay.
Speaking of positivity.
Let me talk about politics for a second.
Okay, okay.
With so much trouble in the USA, it's kind of funny,
seeing senators prank each other.
although this one center doesn't think it's funny
but another one sign him up for the nickelback newsletter
come on that's funny
that is funny
Amber let's stop all the hate on nickelback
for years I've been on this
you can go that's not my favorite song
but you cannot deny their music is good
it's good
you may think that that guy's kind of a goober
when he had the long hair
their music's good though like
how about this song
I mean, and what was on Jimmy's head or whatever?
Like, Nickelback had good songs.
Like, admit to it.
If this song comes on in the car and you're driving for over an hour, do you and all your friends sing it?
Yes.
Of course you do.
That's a good song.
All right, there's that.
I don't tell you, my skin just gets sunburned.
I'm outside for like five seconds.
Burn.
Just five seconds.
You need to look into that.
That's not, I guess it's not a lot.
And I feel tan.
Because I'll do stuff on TV and have to get spray tan.
And so I feel like I'm really tan.
And I've already got the hair.
Nope.
Burn!
No, we need to get you some sunscreen.
It's sunburn like crazy.
Here's the thing.
In sunscreen, absolutely.
Like, I'm into it.
Yeah.
How I grew up in Arkansas, we didn't put sunscreen on it.
Yeah.
So I'm the generation before sunscreen.
I think we all kind of are.
Totally.
You should.
Right.
I'm also the generation before health knowledge.
But I have help knowledge.
Yes.
So it's not really an excuse.
I also don't go outside that much.
Yeah.
So, I mean, I just sunburn, burn, burn.
I'm with you on that spray tan tricking you.
I'm like, I've got olive skin.
I don't need suntan lotion.
I'm like, oh, yeah, never mind.
Hey, Dawn, in Missouri, how are you?
I'm great, Bobby.
How are you?
I'm really good.
10 minutes away from Showtime.
Awesome.
Yeah, showtime.
What can I do for you?
I just wanted to say that I agree with you.
Nickelback is awesome.
They're a great band.
They put on a new record, too.
Did you guys see that last week?
Yeah.
And I was like, look at these guys.
I didn't go buy it or anything.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
But everybody hates on it because it's cool to hate on them.
I like to listen to the song sometimes.
Hey, Don, I appreciate that and I appreciate you.
I appreciate you. Bobby, have a great day.
You too.
I want to talk to Melody and North Carolina.
Hi, Melody.
Hey, Bobby.
I just wanted to call in.
I'm a fairly new listener here in North Carolina,
and I have a 12-year-old, very unique little boy.
We had a lot of issues the first.
two years of his life.
He's on par with his classwork and all that, but he says he's very unique.
They couldn't really put a name on, you know, I wanted a diagnosis like, is he autistic?
Is he this?
But he's normal.
He's just very unique if that makes any sense.
Okay.
He had to start wearing glasses several years ago.
He's got a stigmatism, and he, you know, we picked out what I thought was cute little
glasses, and of course, you know, he got picked on a little bit.
and then we went earlier this year to get to get some glasses and he picked out this black nose thick black rimmed glasses kind of like you wear and I thought gosh those are so retro that's pretty awesome you know so we got the glasses and then he really likes listening to you in the morning when I'm dropping him off at school and I had got on your Instagram one day and I'm like a like a bulb just went off in my first
rain and I said, I showed the picture to Evan and I said, look Evan. I said, look at Bobby's
glasses and he lit up like a Christmas tree and I'm going to try not to cry. He said, oh my God,
he wears glasses like me and I said, see, honey, it's cool to wear glasses. That's awesome. I'm
going to send him, I have something for him. If you'll stay on the phone, we have these hats
and I'm going to send him one and they have glasses like he wears like I wear, big thick
glasses and what happens is with every hat that we sell, money goes toward kids to
help their vision to help them afford glasses because I couldn't afford glasses as a kid and one of my
eyes doesn't work straight up but I want them to have this hat and I'm going to send him this hat
and has glasses on it like we both wear and I'll write him a little note and tell them that I said
keep looking out double meaning I love it thank you so much don't hang up okay because I want to
send this to you and make sure we get your address and I can write a note to Evan okay
thank you all right thank you for listening to the show thanks for being a new listener
thank you all right hold on a minute oh that's awesome hey I put her on hold she's on line one
I'll forget to tell her I appreciate it
I appreciate you
you
yep
yeah
that's cool
oh but don't worry
nine minutes away
I'm still feeling it
I'm still feeling it
don't worry
don't worry
don't worry
don't worry
don't worry
Monica in Dover Arkansas
Good morning
Good morning to you
How are you guys this morning
We're good
I mean I feel like I'm pretty good
I got a lot to say coming up
I mean I think
If you're near radio right now
And you're like
I gotta turn it off
Nah, wait like 10 minutes.
Just wait.
Now I got to go on to it.
Wait like 10 minutes.
Okay.
If you're like, oh man, I got to get some.
Ah, wait like 10 minutes.
I feel like I need to drop the kids off a school.
It's not even school time, so don't even give me that excuse.
All right.
Monica, go ahead.
I'm sorry.
I had to be working like five minutes.
Ah!
All right.
Go ahead, Monica.
Okay.
So what's up with Lunchbox and the whole remote thing?
I don't understand.
Like TV remote?
Yes, him not letting his wife have the TV remote.
So here's what happened on Friday's show.
Amy ran into Lunchbox's wife and she was having the greatest day ever.
And Amy was like, wow, why are you so happy?
She's getting snacks at the grocery store for her TV time.
And she was like, I finally get to have the remote because Lunchbox never lets her all the remote.
But what do you think about that? Monica?
I don't know.
I think a lot of it, I think Lunchbox is really a softy, and he just puts up a big front.
So do we, and we accuse him of that all the time.
Do you let your wife, Lunchbox, have the TV remote?
Is this a true story?
Everything that she said true?
I don't let her have it.
The channel changer is mine.
Like, I am in control when I'm in front of the TV.
Why?
This is proof.
I mean, his wife being so excited that Lunchbox had work and he was busy and he wasn't going to be home.
Like she was legit excited that she had control of everything.
Monica, we also agree with you.
Like, Lunchbox is a good guy and he doesn't want to play that.
He wants to be like, oh, but like this stuff's real.
Like he doesn't let his wife use the remote, which is weird, right?
Unless he's gone.
Yeah.
It is a little weird.
It is a little weird.
But she doesn't say anything.
She doesn't put her foot down.
No.
I mean, come on.
No, what is she going to put her foot down?
Like, I am so good at the channel changer.
Oh, it's a skill.
Like, I can flip channels and not miss anything during commercials.
Like, I am so good at it.
Wow.
And I know what to watch, and she doesn't have any idea.
Oh, my goodness.
Monica, appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
Thank you for listening, everybody.
Monica and everybody, we are about five minutes away from...
A little something I want to share.
Does it have a name?
Does it a little bit?
I'll talk about high pig.
whenever I get excited by them.
One of my teeth fell out.
I made it for a great weekend.
I put it on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones.
So watching your Insta story, by the way,
I saw you ask your husband
if you could get a tattoo of my face.
Yeah, we were just, it's continued conversation.
So, I guess last week we made a bet
if I went to Haiti, you would have my face tattooed on you.
We didn't talk about how in-depth the face is still.
Like, I needed to know this kind of stuff.
Like, is it like shading?
He's like a color.
Nope, we didn't, well, I mean, we didn't really discuss.
I gave my oath to you.
You had me repeat after you.
Oath.
Oath.
Or whatever it was.
Yes.
You said that if I went to Haiti to see your kids, you would get a tattoo of my face on your body.
Yes.
And so what is.
Basically, it means, really, it's if I get a tattoo of your face on my body, you will go to Haiti.
That's sort of the.
Okay, fair.
Yeah.
So what did your husband say when you take this to him and present to him?
Well, I mean, I told you that he was like, okay, and then I think he sort of thought it was a joke, which so did I sort of.
But then I was like, oh, no.
I mean, I really want him to go.
I was like, I really do.
So I, we started talking serious about it.
I'm like, I really want him to go.
So if he goes, I got to get a tattoo.
So I don't know.
We didn't discuss, like, ink color, you know, big.
Is he open to the idea?
He's open the idea.
I think I might try to go light ink.
So that way it's easier.
No, you can't do white ink.
Guys, no, white ink.
No, that wasn't the rule.
But my husband also said, if you're on there, if you're on my body, he would like to be on there too.
And I'm like, this thing just getting bigger and bigger.
The mural.
So he wants, like, him, like, doing something, like with his bicep, like, his, like, got you in a chokehold or something.
That's a big tattoo.
Wow.
Let's go over to Amy with the skinny.
Yeah.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd skinny.
So if you're a Janiah Tuan fan, then you'll be happy.
happy to know that she officially has gotten a country music hall of fame exhibit, but it's not,
it's not up yet. It goes up at the end of the month on June 30th, and she will have awesome things
on display like our hooded leather coat and shirt boots. That's what I was going to ask. Yeah, the
cat suit thing. Yeah. It will be there. So again, it opens June 30th. If you're in Nashville,
definitely check it out, which I know a lot of you come for the summer. According to new court documents,
Chris Souls did not have alcohol or drugs in his system. He's the bachelor that caused a fatal car.
crash and fled the scene. So a lot of people were assuming...
Why did you run then?
Don't know.
Lunchbox, do you?
No idea.
We don't know, but I was shocked when I read the new court documents that said he didn't
have alcohol or drugs in the system.
Why did he run then?
But here's the thing, too, though.
Like, he stopped and, like, administered aid almost and then ran away.
But he ran away, and then they didn't get access to him for hours.
That's what I was going to say.
He was in his house for hours, so I don't know how long it takes alcohol to get out of your
system or whatever, but he did lock himself inside for hours.
That's true, too, as well.
I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
This is Bobby Bones show.
That's someone that wants to send you a message, Amy.
Okay.
I have audio clip here. Here we go.
Okay, so right now, Amy, didn't want to say hello?
I know I'm sitting across from you, but we all want to say one, two, three, say it.
Hello Amy
Hello Amy
Hello from all your friends
Hello say hello
Hello Amy
Okay we gotta go
Oh and here's your son
Hello
Hello
Where are you
What do you mean where am I
Where do you think I went this weekend
I went to the orphanage
I spent all weekend there
Are you joking?
No here
You want to see a picture?
Are you joking?
There's me with your son and your daughter
I'm not joking. What? I'm not joking. I know exactly where he sleeps. On the bottom left,
I know exactly where she sleeps in the top bunk.
Why did you do that with that? Why did you trick me? Because you told me you didn't want to go back
because you didn't want to see their faces with you leaving again. And I had this planned way before.
Oh, you played soccer with him. Oh, I have hundreds of pictures.
Oh my gosh
I even FaceTimed with you this weekend
While I was there
You were like
I met
You told me you were staying
At a Lakeita by the Atlanta airport or something
What
Where did you stay?
What did you do?
How did you get around?
Who did you call?
Who went with you?
Was my husband with you?
He was not.
What happened?
He was not
He was not with me
I'm just saying
because my husband did go on a quick trip this weekend, but he's back.
Wait, okay, I'm so confused.
I mean, I'm like, my heart, like, the fact that you did that,
like, I never thought you would go.
Like, I never thought you would go, and you would get to see the orphanage
and what it's like there and that you got to see them and meet them and hold them and play with them.
What?
Tell me more.
Tell me about it.
What did you think?
I was like, what is this audio if?
I'm like, did you run into a bunch of Haitian kids in Atlanta?
I did not.
I did not.
I was at the orphanage with your kids for two days.
And?
And it was crazy.
Yeah?
And I felt like I've been scared for a long time of it.
And how am I going to be one of your closest friends and let fear keep me from it?
And let me tell you, it's crazy over there.
Yeah.
It's unlike anything.
I've ever seen in my life.
Like, I thought I grew up poor.
Yeah.
Like, you know, I had two meals a day.
I'd fake a third sometimes at school.
It's nothing like you see over there.
It's a different.
It's a different world.
And so, I got on a flight and had some help, and we went over and have a lot of pictures.
And I'll let you see which ones we can put up.
But, do they, I mean.
We went to dinner.
You did?
Yeah, you know who we sat next to?
Anderson Cooper?
You told me that you were in dead.
I gave you a little hints all weekend long.
If you looked at Anderson Cooper's Instagram, he was in Port of Prince 80.
I didn't even look at his Instagram.
I know.
I know you didn't.
Or I would have.
So did you know he was, Anderson Cooper was going to be there?
I did not.
I didn't know anything except I booked it way before we started talking about it.
And then I lured you into it.
Oh, the whole tattoo thing.
So now do I have to get the tattoo?
Yep, you sure do.
Oh, no.
This was a thing.
Okay.
Um, your husband knew about it.
He did?
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
He, I went to him for help because I was going.
Yeah.
And I was like, hey, I need help.
Oh, it was like, surely he had to arrange you, like, security in.
For sure.
And so we went and.
Did you have, go ahead.
Did you have Charlo?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, he's awesome.
Sure did.
I'm trying to pull up some pictures here.
But, yeah.
You're safe in his car.
It's bulletproof.
No, we didn't have the bulletproof car.
Oh, you didn't.
Okay.
But he was like, don't worry.
Okay.
He's like, we're still good.
Here's me and your son playing football.
Oh, my gosh.
He's got a good arm right.
He's a good athlete.
He is.
Oh, my gosh.
So cute.
I'm dying.
Oh, my goodness.
Look at you with all the kids and you're like playing with them and holding them.
I mean, this is a big deal because I know what a, no offense.
Like it doesn't, but you are a germaphobe.
And this is for you to be like, I'm looking.
at you and you were all over all of these kids
and it's look at you on the ground coloring
shirts with them.
Took guitars, played music.
What? Wait, Mary was out.
You weren't left out. She was texting with me.
I know, we were playing you hard.
I was like,
on Friday night, I wanted to
watch Handmaid's Tale with her
but over FaceTime
and she was like, oh no, I got an early dinner with the friend
and then I'm going to bed. I was like, okay.
Yeah, we were with the orphanage.
Oh my gosh.
That's so cool.
Your kids are awesome.
I mean, that's awesome.
That's crazy that you went.
Did you see the bakery?
I went to the bread kitchen.
I sure did.
Let me tell you, I dominated these kids at sports too.
I have videos of me crushing them.
Oh, okay.
In sports.
Yeah.
There's me and your son.
Oh my gosh, that's the coolest picture.
He loves you.
that's so amazing
like I really am like so
shocked that you went
I mean I think it's great
did Nikita go? Is that Nikita?
Mm-hmm. Played music.
Oh! We took music to the orphanage.
Wow! That is so
awesome! I mean
I'm still in shock now I'm like so I was emotional
and crying and now I'm just like speechless
and I have so many questions and
I feel like I'm just
I'm almost like sort of shaking
Oh, you and little guy on the hall.
I love it.
I mean, did they understand.
Did you explain to them who you were?
No.
Did you talk about it?
No.
They didn't.
I talked to the orphanage director a little bit.
Did they ask where I was?
No.
That's okay if they didn't.
I'm sure.
You don't have to tell me.
I'm sure they asked Mary.
I'm sure they did.
It was, and we can talk about it on.
I'm sure you have 100 questions afterward.
But that's where I spent the weekend.
And I was saving geo tags and tagging stuff, acting like I was different places and I wasn't.
Oh my gosh.
I know.
Like I was like, I even feel like Mary posted something like that she was in Santa Monica.
Like to trick.
What?
You guys.
Y'all are crazy.
She did.
Oh, my goodness.
Y'all tricked me for sure.
I mean, but thank you.
Like that warms my heart.
Like I, now I'm like it was happy tears.
Don't worry, but I'm emotional.
And now I don't feel like I could stop smiling because you went and you did that.
For every listener was bashing me last week, it was already in the plans.
What?
They're all like, Bobby, you just go.
I was going.
Got you.
I know.
This is so selfish of me, so I don't even want to say it.
But I, I mean, because I am exploding with my hearts exploding that you went.
I mean, look at me.
I'm sort of even shaking.
Like, I, this is legit.
Like, I, but part of me selfishly, I'm like, sort of jealous that you got to go and that maybe that I wasn't there.
But you're right.
I know it's been hard for me to go and just leave.
them. You told me you did not want to go back.
I know. And you weren't going back. I know.
And so I just said, okay, I'm going.
I know. But I feel like if you had said you were going, I would have gone.
But I know it's hard for me to leave them. And that was like the last trip I know,
my husband and I made a decision. But dang, I mean, I didn't really have a lot going on
this weekend. I mean, I sat at home and I taste tested pairs by myself.
What? I would have gone.
Well, you look at the pictures and make sure we could post it because I sent.
Yeah, you can post it.
Okay, you can post the article.
Oh, like, I even sit.
So my kids get tutoring every Saturday.
I don't know if you meet their tutor or BG.
By the way, you need a new tutor.
The BG?
He's awesome.
You're saying because the English is.
Listen, your daughter knows.
Okay, English.
She can understand everything you're saying.
Don't let her fool you.
She didn't fool me.
And she came out.
He doesn't.
I would, he doesn't.
He needs some work.
Well, he's, I mean, he's, he's only six, almost seven.
But cognitively.
he's probably five.
So you got to take that into account.
Let me tell you what.
They love phones.
Oh yeah.
They know how to use all your Snapchat and Instagram.
And, man, phone is like a candy.
Gold.
They'd rather have phone than the candy.
Let me tell you what, they share unlike anything I've ever seen before.
She's the best.
All of them.
It's 30, 40 kids and they share.
Oh, there's like 70.
Yeah.
But some of the baby.
You're not counting the babies.
I count the babies.
It's like, hey, they would play a game and they would just pass up the other person when they lost.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, that's all.
They're good at that.
They're so good at that.
My daughter especially.
I, um, there we go.
I went to Haiti.
That's crazy.
I'm in shock right now.
I lost it.
I lost it.
I was missing a tooth in a third world country.
I'm on malaria pills right now.
All this stuff's happening to me right now.
I was wondering why you had such crazy flights to Atlanta.
I'm like, Atlanta's like 30 minutes away.
And Bobby is like getting places really late at night.
I didn't get into about one this morning.
Yeah.
And I'm like, wow.
This guy
This guy
Because I was like
Man just drive to Atlanta
What are you crazy
All this stuff
And you got this guy
Yeah
You're good
I don't know how you did it
But you're good
Yeah you're good
Nobody told me
No
Whoever you told you can trust them all
Because nobody told me anything
Except for you and Mary
Two of my closest friends
You're on my dad list
Oh no
I went to go see my kids
And love on them
So that's awesome
Like seriously
And that we did
Thank you
You're welcome
Okay
Tattoo time!
Yeah, Daddy!
Bones show.
Let's go to Tiffany.
Hey, Tiffany in Missouri.
How are you?
Good, how are you?
I'm really good.
Thank you for listening.
What's having him?
I was just going to say that what she did was amazing for Amy, and listening to that was so touching.
She needs to have a clip of that for sure, so she can show the kids whenever they're older.
And if you guys talk about it in the future, I know she probably has so many questions.
That I think it would be awesome if you guys did about it.
get. So we as listeners
could hear it and she could show the kids
in the future because I have
kids myself and striving to work.
I'm in tears because she's in tears
and I know how it feels.
Well, thank you for the call. I appreciate you.
Listen, I don't think it's amazing.
I think it was selfish and scared
to me for years not to go.
So I felt like I at least owed you
that is like one of your
core friends. Yeah,
it was scary. I mean, I was scared as crap.
The whole time I was there was scared as crap. I'm not
even act like I'm not scared now.
I was in a, it's a third wall country?
It's, yeah.
I was in a third wall country missing a tooth.
I was like, this is not healthy.
You can't drink the water?
No.
I'm on malaria medicine.
By the way, went for a weekend.
I'm on malaria medicine for a month.
A month.
30 pills.
That's excessive.
What?
30 pill.
Really?
Of trachylococlonine.
Doxycycline.
Whatever.
There I am.
Yeah, so I went to Haiti, didn't tell Amy.
And I would have taken, we'd went together, and I'd already planned it.
but you said on the ear, verbatim, I'm not going back until I come back with those kids.
And when you said that, I was like, whoop, this is now a surprise birthday party.
So, and some people knew, I had to let people know even this morning.
We had to get loads to get pictures ready.
Pictures are up, bobbybones.com.
Yeah.
No, I mean, I'm still in shock.
And I know it's selfish of me to be like, oh, I mean.
That's not selfish.
Yes.
But part of me is like, oh, my gosh, he went and it's amazing.
And then the other part of me is like, golly, why didn't they tell me so I could make the decision to go if I'm
Didn't want you to have to make the decision you already.
When you were in sane mind, you made.
Emotional mind is different.
I don't want you to make a decision of emotional mind.
It's bad to make decisions in emotional mind.
Like what I'm about to talk about in a minute about what happened.
Well, Lindsay, that's going to be emotional mind.
Probably be a bad decision.
Right.
That's a bad decision.
A bad decision's about to happen.
But I don't want you to be an emotional mind.
I look out for you.
Yeah.
Hello, Aaron and Durham.
How are you, boy?
Hey, what's going on?
Appreciate you calling.
Yeah, I just wanted to call and say,
what she did for Amy was incredible.
I sponsored a child in Albania,
and just I never had a chance
to actually meet her, but I'd love to
someday. And if I had a friend
and went over there to do what she did,
I'd be in tears. And
so I just wanted to say what you did
and everything, it was incredible.
And I really appreciate
that. They really put a smile
on my face and gave me a good week
for me. I appreciate that.
I can't do anything. Amy hasn't done
a hundred times.
Like Amy goes on walks down the street
Well, yeah
My husband is not like that
I know, I know
But you know
You shouldn't do that
So
Okay
We're putting pictures up now
Bobbybones.com on my trip
I know I can't wait to see all of your pictures
And all of your videos
They are
They're gonna
Mr. Bobby bones on Instagram
Yeah tell me what you think of them
They want
They want and need
And crave affection so bad
It
Listen
I go speak at a lot of places
For a lot of different things
and sometimes I get desensitized because of that
but when I left there I was like man
I get to go back to a place where I have opportunity
they don't have opportunity there
there's not even opportunity
to have opportunity
it just brought a whole bunch of emotions
I didn't think I'd have
yeah so yeah
all right
let's start with this
so let me just start from the beginning
I have a girlfriend
her name is Lindsay and she only ever comes
on the air as my girlfriend she doesn't come on the ears
is the artist Lindsay L.
As a matter of fact,
since our song
has shipped radio,
I've not touched it,
I've not played it
on purpose,
to respect the industry.
This is my girlfriend,
but she has a career
aside from being my girlfriend.
So I went the extra way
the other side
and just said hands off.
No playing the songs.
Right.
I've never played
her full song on the air
since it's been to radio.
Since they were like,
this is it, I stayed away from it.
She doesn't put me on her Instagram anymore.
Like, we've had to do things
to respect the industry
to keep there from being any sort of, oh, Bobby's girlfriend.
Because she's an artist.
That's how she eats.
That's how she pays her bills.
Like she's an artist.
She plays music.
Yeah.
So she went, she was in Sacramento, and she was doing three radio station appearances.
And she did The Bull.
And I was in another country while this is happening.
I don't even know the full, full stories.
The weird thing, all this is happening, guys, I couldn't say it.
I was in another country with terrible cell phone service.
And so one of the station says, hey, we don't want you to come.
Paraphrasing because you're dating Bobby.
She's like, hey, I'm an artist, though, and I didn't say Bobby.
I don't say Bobby.
My songs don't go, hey, Bobby.
You know, I'm an artist.
And says, no, I don't want you to do.
I want you to be on the show.
I don't want you to come up here to our station.
And so she just tweets, hey, to everybody at the radio station, I'm sorry I couldn't come.
The station has asked me not to show up because of my personal life.
Sorry.
Yeah.
So the Washington Post sees it, and they write an article.
Quote, Emily R from the Washington Post,
one of the most unusual sites in country music
is a country music singer speaking out against country radio.
In Nashville, radio is a known gatekeeper.
If you can't get a hit, there's a slim chance you'll find mainstream success.
So although artists are often frustrated with the system,
they keep it to themselves.
But on Friday, Lindsay L. tweeted a message.
She had scheduled a performance in Sacramento.
Just the tweet that I said.
As Elle's fans know her personal life,
but she didn't even say my name in the tweet.
I'll lose the fact that she's dating Bobby Bones.
Though Elle,
K-N-C-I-105.1 FM,
had recently promoted a live performance
from Lindsay L and Chase Bryant,
who were openers for Brad Paisley.
She had disappeared from the poster.
They released a statement, calling it a bad decision.
And everybody got mad.
This is the Washington Post.
There's much more than that, but they cut her.
Here is something.
This came out.
from Kurt Badela,
the creator and publisher
of Morning Hangover,
released the following statement
regarding KNCI.
This is blatant sexism,
pure and simple.
This is something that would never happen
to a male artist.
It's not enough that KNCI
calls us a bad decision.
Someone needs to be held accountable
and fired.
Absent consequences,
blah, blah.
It goes on and on.
Wow.
Yeah.
I don't think the guy should be fired,
by the way.
I think this is something
that
whomever had happened to,
Like eventually, we got to acknowledge that females have like eight hurdles to get over.
This is just another example of a program that we're finding something up with a female and going,
hey, here's another excuse.
Not to play.
If it were, it just wouldn't have happened on the other side.
Yeah, there's no way.
I doubt, like, let's say I'm single and I'm dating, I don't know, pick an artist.
Well, Lindsay was supposed to be playing with Chase Bryant.
So let's say Chase Bryant's dating me, Amy.
They're not cutting Chase Bryant from that.
They're not just not.
I just don't see that happening at all.
So before I have an opinion, I always go, am I hypocrite, and sometimes I am.
And I'll stop that opinion.
But I thought to myself, am I a hypocrite?
Let me think about what I would do.
And I thought, I'm not hypocrite.
Here's why.
So the morning show that we're up against the most has a sidekick on the show named Chuck Wicks.
Direct competition.
Of me.
My direct competition.
I played a song on the show because I was like, you know what, there's a time for me.
This is a couple months ago.
I was like, there's a time for me to be the guy on the radio.
And there's a time for me to realize that this is how people make their living.
And I thought the song was really good.
And I wasn't playing the radio personality.
My direct competition, by the way.
Not my direct competition's girlfriend or cousin or a mailman.
Like, I took my direct competition and said,
he has a really good song, and I played it on the air.
And I was like, this is a fantastic song.
And so it hurts me for her.
I'm being selfish as a boyfriend right here
because she's out there busting her butt,
like all these artists are.
Yeah.
I'm not saying that she's busting her butt anymore,
but like all of them are.
And that it's being held against her.
and I've been saying this for a year.
Like they're going to penalize her.
Stations are going to penalize her.
I've told my boss.
I've told my boss's boss.
I've told other companies.
I've told everyone.
And I was like,
and then, yeah, yeah, nah, nah.
And finally it takes one.
And listen, I have like 13 names
of people who have said this.
To her, to me,
like, we're not playing her because of you.
And if you want me to read down the list, I will.
Do it.
No.
Give us the list.
Give us the list.
Come on, guys.
Like, I have names.
You get it.
From terrestrial stations and non-terrestrial stations.
I have names.
And if I need to drop the names, it's not, but it's just not my fight.
Like, this part of it's not my fight.
All I am right now, I'm looking at it as, let me just ruin myself from the boyfriend thing.
Because it sucks that my girlfriend just got blackball because of me.
Hate on me.
Don't hate on her for me.
You hate on me.
You don't like me.
You compete with me.
You compete with me.
Aside from that.
I mean, I'm the sheriff of this format.
Like it or not, and sometimes I don't.
I have the biggest, I have the most stations and I talk to the most people.
Our listeners are the strongest.
And I'm not saying this like, I'm saying there's a responsibility with that.
And if we don't as a format, as an industry, see a couple of things, one that we got to look.
at these females and stop with the let's find excuses not to play them.
She's just an example.
She's just one of the mini.
Yeah.
This segment to me isn't even really about my girlfriend.
It's about a woman who was discriminated against because of her personal life.
Yeah.
And that that would likely have not happened to a mayor.
Don't fire.
I hope they don't.
I've done stupid things.
I'm not calling for anybody.
Don't fire them.
Well, and I don't think that.
I mean, I can't speak for Lindsay, but knowing her, I don't think she would want someone to get fired.
And she's, I don't think she's fired.
First of all, she's strong enough to stand up on her own, which she has been doing, and I'm super proud of her for that.
But secondly, she is someone that is an example of extending grace.
And I think that she would do that in this case, and she has been doing that at the same time.
And that he shouldn't get fired, but definitely learn from it.
And everybody else, take note.
Well, and here's the thing, too.
And I think if it were anything other than the radio,
You'd have a lot of artists speaking out on her behalf,
but everybody's afraid to get blocked.
Yeah, what if my song doesn't get played now?
Yeah, so you're not going to see, you haven't seen other artists go,
oh, you saw Leslie Fran from CMT, who's a woman who leads the coalition on, say,
this is a disaster.
The fact that we let this happen in radio is embarrassing to all of us.
It's embarrassing to me that someone else is doing that.
It's me.
We're all the same.
Right.
But you're not seeing another female artist because they don't want to get blocked.
Yeah.
And so I'm not angry.
I'm disappointed, and that's worse than anger to me.
Yeah.
Because anger leaves quick.
It's a good way to put it.
I'm very disappointed in the system.
Very disappointed in this guy, Nick's name's Chad.
Typical Chad move, huh?
Young guys? That's so Chad.
Typal Chad.
But I'm going to say this.
I got names.
I got tapes.
I got recorded things on voice where artists have went in
I got stuff.
I got stuff.
If I feel like playing them, I'll play them.
Radio people.
Non-terrestrial people.
I got tapes of artists and people saying,
eh, I'm not playing you because Bobby.
Just keep pushing me.
Keep pushing me!
Play them.
Because I don't even care about it.
This is not about me.
If I have to...
I'm going somewhere I shouldn't go.
But good can come from this.
Good better come from this.
Yeah.
or it will be scorched earth.
Okay.
Let's hope the good comes from this.
Bicky leaks will drop early.
For people wondering, that's Bobby, like Bobby WikiLeaks.
I've been saving up.
I have receipts, as Beyonce would say.
She says that?
I don't know.
I never heard that.
That's a new one.
Yeah.
It's not new.
In case y'all didn't know, Beyonce keeps receipts.
I have receipts of programmers, people.
I should get off this now
But some of the good already
Hold on I made some notes
I didn't look at my notes
Oh no you weren't rogue
Oh yeah yeah
That totally wasn't anything
Names
I'm good for now
I'm good for now
Well bring up the positive that's coming from it
On Friday
On Friday.
What's oh thank you
Friday is download a female day
Yes
Find a female record that's been put out
In the last year or so
And just download it
And don't stream it
Just download the record
Pay money for it
Yeah
Find a female
Download Friday's payday
You know what Friday is
It's payday
So
Download a female Friday is what it's called
Okay
I'm done for now
Okay
May get back on it later
I'm tired
I know you're in Haiti
I didn't get until 1 o'clock this morning
I was like
Why are you so tired
You took a 30 minute flight from Atlanta
I talk about an 80 hour airport
sit and then a 20 hour
oh boy and you're on malaria pills
and I have malaria too
I'm in here with malaria
Did you get bit by a mosquito?
I got everything
Snakes, mosquitoes, goats
The whole thing
Everything was just coming up and biting me
And I was like what's happening
Like that's Haiti
Da-da-da-da-da-da
Okay
What?
Well we probably have to go
We have to go we'll come back
All right
All right
Hello Bobby Bone show
Kristen Oklahoma
How are you?
Good mom
How are you guys?
Really good
Thank you for calling
What's going on?
I just want to say thank you
for
sharing with us telling Amy that you went to Haiti this weekend that was so I had mascara running down
my face that was just so cool to hear and like so cool of you to do like kudos to you Bobby that's that's a
really good friend right there like I can't imagine how she feels right now like that's just so cool to me
I was scared I could imagine but I mean you did that because she's one of your really good friends
and you knew how important that was to her like the moment I heard her
go silent, you can hear, like, in the silence, you can tell that her tears were just welling up.
And it was just like, oh, it's going to make me emotional talking about it. It's just, that was really
great. Well, again, Amy's done it a hundred times. As much as I would love to have all this
praise heaped on to me and be like, oh, Amy's done it a hundred times. A hundred times.
Not a hundred. But okay, but I've done, it's not, like, I'm such a little wimpy brat.
Yeah, but you went. I know, but, but, okay. Like, you went. Like, I, my heart is full.
Okay, well.
Like I, and I just texted that to our friend that went with you.
I was like, I'm definitely, you know, jealous, like, and especially looking at all's pictures.
It's amazing, and I would love to have seen you experience that.
But the fact that you went, regardless if I was there or not, is, like, amazing and special and really cool.
They did say, they gave me an award when I left for Best Visit Ever.
Apparently, I made the best visit of all time.
Yeah.
I was like, well, what is this award?
And they had a marching band come in, and they had a marching band come in, and they
were like, this is the best visit we've ever had.
That's amazing.
Yeah, I was great.
Congratulations.
Was the band playing at the Haiti airport?
Yeah.
No, no.
Not the hero.
The church is inside the Orpant Institute.
There's a band playing at church.
Oh, cool.
Yeah.
I thought you meant the welcomeers at the airport.
No, that airport was like, welcome to the island.
No, no.
The airport was the least safe I felt anywhere in the whole world.
They didn't have the drums in the guitar.
In my whole world of life.
It was the least safe place ever felt in my life.
I can imagine.
Like, let me think back real quick, there my whole life.
Yep.
The least safe I've ever felt in my whole life.
It's not that bad.
Yes, it is. I'm just used to it.
Take a boat next time.
Holy cow.
How's Father's Day, Eddie, by the way.
It was absolutely wonderful.
Yeah, well, I loved it.
I saw your Instagrams and your tweets.
By the way, Eddie's our video producer.
He has two kids, a nine-year-old and a three-year-old.
Both boys, by the way.
Oh, Eddie the dad.
Here we go.
So what'd you do?
Dude, I got everything I ever wanted.
I've been asking for a coffee table.
Like, for two years now.
My living room is just their bare.
and my wife thinks that if we get a coffee table,
the kids are going to hit their heads in the corner
and they're going to hurt themselves.
I got a coffee table.
She had some guy make a homemade coffee table.
And, dude, I was like, this is it.
Like, I've made it.
I'm a dad.
Like, I'm so excited over a coffee table.
And then she got me a weed eater.
And I was like, dang, I'm really a dad
because I'm really excited about this weed eater.
But, dude, we just hung out.
And, you know, I watched a lot of golf because it was rainy
and played with the boys
and then they made pie for me
they actually got in the kitchen
and made pie.
Was it good or no?
It was delicious.
And it wasn't ready
until like 9 o'clock.
I saw you post it.
So we were up at 9 p.m.
everyone eating pies.
This is just a perfect ending
to a great day.
Amy, you celebrated Father's Day with your husband.
Yeah.
These kids aren't here yet
so you didn't doing with them.
Oh, by the way, I was with them.
Don't worry.
With the kids.
Don't worry.
Yeah.
I celebrate Father's Day with your kids.
Oh, that's awesome.
No, that's so cool.
Yeah. No, we went ahead. This is the first time we've really acknowledged, like, this year, Mother's Day for me, because the kids, it's, like, totally official. They should be here soon. In fact, we thought they'd be here by now. But anyway, Father's Day got him, like, this really cool jump rope from the Apple store that, like, counts your jumps for you. Sort of like your FitBid would count your steps. But every time you jump, and then it flashes, like, the number in the air because it's got these LED lights. Now, I can understand steps, right?
Yeah, yeah. You do a lot of steps.
Sometimes you lose count when you're skipping.
It's not hard to go.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Yeah, but it's cool.
And it keeps your heart rate from your hands on the grip.
It does your heart rate.
And then it transfers to like an app.
All the info.
I don't know.
I kind of thought it was funny to put a play on the...
I saw you doing it on your Insta story.
Yes, I did.
I was testing it out.
But you know how we always talk about the dad bod on the show.
And so I kind of did a play on like, hey, here's your jump rope.
Keep you from getting that dad bod.
Now, what if you would have got you, let's say, a treadmill?
and said
Hey, how about that?
Happy Mother's Day, just want to keep you from getting that
mom by it. He brought that up.
He brought that up.
Yeah, like, how would you react to that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, okay.
I mean, if I had asked for a treadmill, then fine.
But if I hadn't, and I know he didn't necessarily ask for this jump rope
because I didn't think he even knew they existed,
but he definitely did think it was cool.
And I think that, yeah, there's a double standard, for sure.
And he was like, there's no way I could get you anything
and tell you to keep from getting your mom bawd.
I'm like, well, that's the difference between men and women.
Sorry.
This is a good gift, right?
I don't know.
I made fun of you already.
I mean, we make fun of you again?
Like, what are we?
We can't count our own jump ropes, though?
Bobby, next thing you know, you're going to be at the Apple store.
Hey, I need this jump rope with the LED light.
You know what?
The thing about jump rope in is, for guys, if you're not wearing tight underwear, you can't jump rope.
You hear what you're saying?
I hear, I know what you're saying.
You don't jump rope all the time.
You box now.
Shirley, you jump rope in your boxing.
Make sure he has really tight underwear.
So now I have to buy him underwear.
Yeah, they should make jumpropping underwear.
Maybe this is a new thing.
Because it hurts.
And maybe that's just me, you know what I'm saying?
Oh, I get it.
Okay, okay.
Like you hit yourself in a jump rope.
So invest in some tights.
Yeah, there you go.
Got it.
Bobby Boms, everybody.
Transmitted across America.
This is a Bobby Bones show.
Come on, Bob.
your weekend. We talked about mine a bit, but yours?
Not near as awesome as yours. I mean, I just hung out with a couple different girlfriends,
worked out, spent a lot of time at the mall, the Apple Store in particular, because my computer broke,
and I got my nails done.
Don't you feel like the people at the Apple Store are way nicer than they should be?
Yeah, they're super nice. And we're super stupid.
Yeah, they have to be, they're very patient. I will say that.
They spent four hours with you. Like, I do that every day, and it's tough.
Yeah.
Like, I get it.
Yeah, at one point, well, I did just have one genius with me, and then I got two.
Dang, tag team, back again.
Apparently, I was a complicated case.
So, but, I mean, I survived.
It was a good weekend, though, all in all.
Lunchbox, your weekend?
Man, I just hung out with the wife, really.
I did a little this, a little of that, you know?
What does that mean exactly?
A little of this, a little of that.
Well, like we ran errands, you know, we took the dogs for a walk.
I get a little this, little that.
Yeah.
You know?
My flight, let me tell you how my weekend went first.
Yeah.
My flight on Friday was canceled.
They send me a note and go, oh, your flight's canceled.
People got sick on the flight.
And I was like, what?
Flights canceled, right?
So I'm going to the airport just begging to get on any flight to get me to Atlanta to connect to go to Haiti.
Not telling Amy, by the way.
Like, just trying to keep it all off the radar.
To be fair, I thought he had a meeting in Atlanta all weekend.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And I was posting things from Atlanta.
I was geotagging while I was there and saving things.
And so I got stuck in Atlanta.
My car got towed because you got a flat and they couldn't fix it.
My wheels messed up.
So car got towed.
Missed a flight.
I lost my tooth.
It's still gone, by the way, in case anybody's wondering in the back.
Demi Moore and I losing teeth because of stress.
Except in dog crap.
It was a whole weekend.
Yeah.
I went to the orphanage in Haiti.
And Amy was telling me during the break that when I played the clip because I didn't
tell Amy I went. I just played this clip. She thought
I stopped some kids in Atlanta and were like, hey.
I thought he ran into Haitian
kids in Atlanta. And I'd be like, hey, you might
know Amy's kids. Yeah. No.
Okay, so right now, Amy
did I want to say hello? I know I'm sitting across from you, but we all
want to say one, two, three, say it.
Hello, Amy. Hello, Amy. We have a video of Amy's reaction when she finally
figured out what was going on, but I had to keep it all
on the DL that I was in Haiti
over the weekend. Like such DL.
And I, you know what? And like, our friends,
is a doctor and doctors are on lock
and I had to get malaria medicine
and a while ago
yeah well there was no way he wouldn't tell me
I know he wouldn't tell us
I didn't tell us
I didn't yeah nobody knew
and everybody was like we should all go to Haiti last week
and I was like good luck I'll be there the weekend
they're like planning a field trip in the glass room
yeah they really were everyone was like
man we want to go to Haiti I'm like okay
well let's do a show trip yeah in August
I mean listen I had a great weekend
there are a lot of pictures up at bobbybones.com
then that thing happened with my girlfriend
where the station blocked her
Yes.
And I wasn't even in the country.
Like I was just kind of getting in and out info the whole time.
Yeah.
Like I give you an, so this was in Sacramento.
I'll play a club of Brad Paisley.
So she's opening for Brad Paisley, right?
And then she goes up and does whiskey lullaby with Brad.
And this is a YouTube video from somebody in the crowd.
And so she was supposed to play at a radio station.
They told her don't come because you have your boyfriend's Bobby.
So we don't want you at our radio station.
Pretty sexist thing, if you ask me.
Don't worry about someone's a relationship.
You wouldn't do that to a dude.
I did that whole ran earlier.
Fine.
Brad Paisley's so funny that the acoustic show she was going to do
in front of the 20 listeners of that radio station,
he had her do in front of 20,000 people.
So here they are.
This is Brad and Lindsay singing together.
Now, she's leaving.
That's her time here.
And he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, bring me my acoustic guitar for a second.
So before we go anywhere,
there is nothing like having this girl play acoustically.
Will you play like a personal chorus
of your new single for me.
We do that.
She's like, what?
Huh?
She has ears in.
She's like, yeah.
I haven't heard that guitar.
Watch what she does.
So Brad's so funny.
He has to do the whole acoustic.
He's like, okay, I see you're not playing acoustic in front of 20 people.
You play a cousin of 20,000 people now.
I play a person.
Person on the playing.
It's not to like this new love thing.
Midnight kisses slow.
Dance in the ring.
Got my heartbeat and fight.
I mean, should I just break the seal and play the song for the first time?
Do it. Break it.
I almost don't want to because I haven't.
Like, I felt like I've been overly respecting everyone else.
But I felt like she can't penalize both sides.
Obviously, other people weren't playing her because of me.
Now, I'm not playing her because of me.
Like, she can't catch a break.
And she's dating me.
Like, that's three strikes.
All seals must be broken at some point.
Okay, I'll play it.
Are we sure?
Do it.
All right.
Here is
Waiting on You
from Lindsay L
artist
victim of sexism
Guitar hero
Hot
girlfriend
Yeah
I bet old Chad
wishes he had a girlfriend like that
Chad
What
Chad would date her in a heartbeat
I don't even know what Chad is
I think that's his name
I'm not even sure
Jack could be married
I don't even know
I don't even know.
I'm not saying.
But you know, Chad would have if he could have.
All right, here it is.
Here's Lindsay L. Waiting on You.
Enjoy.
What's not to like about this new love thing?
Okay, I have a bit here.
I'm going to try for the first time ever.
Okay?
Here we go.
And now a random segment about Chick-fil-A.
Thank you.
People love Chick-fil-A.
Yeah.
It started as a restaurant called Dwarf Grill.
Did you know that?
I did not.
It's the first place that the founder opened back in 1946 in Hatfield, Georgia.
But the name was later changed with the Dwarf House.
It didn't serve its signature sandwich till 15 years after they opened.
They couldn't find a pressure friar.
So, started making it the Chick-fil-A way.
First Chick-fil-A opened six years later, in the mall.
For all those years, 67, until 1986, they were just in food courts.
Oh, wow.
And that's a random segment about Chick-fil-A.
That was a random segment about Chick-fil-A.
This was not a paid segment.
Thank you.
Question.
Question.
Will random segments always be about chick fillet or about anything?
Who knows?
Who knows?
I just saw that stuff about chick-fil-a and I thought we would do.
And now a random segment about Chick-fil-A.
I like Chick-fil-A.
I like the more you know.
Yeah, it's like...
I'd like to go to Chick-fil-A late on a Saturday night by all the sandwiches left over
and then take a cooler and sit there on Sunday
and let people drive up.
And sell them.
And be like, oh, it's Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday.
They're not open.
But guess who has the sandwiches?
Wow.
Me.
That's a great idea.
Yeah.
And so that.
That was a random segment about Chick-fil-A.
This was not a paid segment.
Thank you.
It's so random.
Where did you get those kids, yawning?
I don't know.
I will beat any 10-year-old at any sport, period.
10 or below.
I'm really,
good at playing against kids.
I don't care how, I don't care what sport it is.
I will beat your 10 year old or 9 year old or below.
Challenge is out.
You bring them to me.
Me to the ball field.
I was going to say, where does it go down?
I'm not going to you.
But I will dominate all comers, 10 years old and younger at any sport.
Basketball, football, baseball.
Is there a men age though?
Nope.
10 years old or less.
I'm the greatest kid athlete alive right now.
Define a sport because people are going to come with some bizarre things like
cup stacking, things like that.
That's not a sport, right?
I'm better at 10 years of everything, basically.
Okay.
I just want to make sure that we have the rules down.
I posted Instagram and me dominating basketball against kids' orphanage.
I didn't want to more of this.
Then I played soccer with them.
They didn't want.
I'm so good against kids.
Yeah.
Not with kids, against kids.
I was playing thumb wrestling with, I went 17 and 0.
I counted.
I beat 17 straight kids.
So these are the kids you've been speaking of all morning.
Even before you revealed that you went to Haiti to the orphanage to surprise me.
Like when you were talking about how.
how you dominated kids and stuff.
Yeah, I was just proud.
Yeah, the kids at the park was...
Now it's orphans that are thinner younger.
No, I'll be all ten and older.
Orphins, I just...
Those are the easy ones.
I would beat them first.
Wow.
Yeah.
I know...
Bring them all.
I don't care where are you from.
I'll ten and under.
I'll dominate you.
Okay.
In sports.
Thank you very much.
Let me throw something out you here.
A man has awarded $1.15 million.
That's a lot.
Uh-huh.
Because the surgeon removed the wrong testicle.
Oh.
So one had to be removed anyway since he removed the wrong one.
Now he has none.
Well, I think he removed the good one.
Well, that's a pain, but the bad one still has to go.
So it's like now he has none.
He's been suffering chronic pain in his right testicle.
opted to see a doctor.
And doctor apparently took out the wrong one.
Oh, man, they really need to.
Focus on that.
Like, let me ask you this question.
Yes.
Would you give up a testicle period for $1.15 million?
Yes.
Yes.
If I had one.
Oh, yeah.
100%.
I think fair.
No doubt.
But would you give up both, which is what he did?
Yes.
Because he's done.
I'm done, dude.
Like, I'm married.
I'm done.
But you...
One point five million sounds great to me right now.
His first thing is, I'm married.
I'm done.
We're done having babies.
Yeah, but...
And I can always adopt if I want more babies.
Give me the money.
But I'm talking about even not baby
Still be okay with that being gone
Yeah what's gonna happen to me
Am I gonna turn into like a girl? Like no
I'm gonna be fine
I don't know Bobby didn't even want to take his dogs away from him
Oh I struggled
The only reason I neuter my dog was because he got cancer
Otherwise that's my friend
I would never neuter either one of you two
I appreciate that
I appreciate you looking out for me
Thanks for that
Like and my dog kind of rings higher in the chain than you two
And I've neutered him
Did he change when he got neutered?
No really
See did I'm in
Lunchbox would you change
chop them for 1.15 million? No. No way. Wow. The man who will do anything for money. For money. Wow.
You think I'm spaying myself, whatever it's called. No. You're a neuter. You're a neuter.
You're a neuter. Spades are you two? Spades are females? I just listen to Bob Barker.
All right. Let's buy it does not want to get spayed. Everybody.
I've tried to really stay out of it because I feel weird going, hey, vote for me.
But then Ryan Seacrest was doing it on TV, so then I get competitive. And it's just like,
I don't, listen, do I think I'm going to beat Ryan Cicrest?
I do not.
What that being said, I have people that I should, first of all, our listeners are, they're
again, they're the greatest.
They're awesome.
And when we don't win, it's not because our listeners didn't crush it.
It's just because Ryan Zecross is Ryan Zecras.
And then thanks to, I had no idea that these shirts were made in Dirk's and Kelsey and
little big town and they're all wearing these vote for buy.
I've mostly tried to stay out of it.
The only time I kind of got into it was when Ryan was, you know, politicking on the TV show.
And I was like, wait, this is it?
So it ends at midnight tonight.
Yep.
So.
So still time to vote.
Vote.
Vote.
Yeah.
You know, great.
Either way, I feel good about it.
I don't want to lose.
I don't want to lose.
But I just, it's like me arm wrestling chase rice, you know?
I can try really hard.
Yeah.
I'm just not going to beat that dude.
A big dude.
What about Sam Hunt?
Oh, no.
He'd beat up Chase Rice.
Okay.
Yeah.
He's a level up.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, Sam Hunt, wipe the floor of Chase Rice.
Two hits.
Sam Hunt and Chase, Chase hit in the ground.
Oh.
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
We good?
Yeah, all good.
You have your pile over there?
I do.
Okay, we're going to come.
Amy's pile coming out.
Here you go this week.
The Bachelorette's tonight.
It's the first new episode in two weeks.
So, how are the ratings?
I doubt they're very good.
It's kind of boring.
And people were like, this is the first black Bachelorette.
Yes.
Is she not interesting, or do you think it's racist people might want to watch the show?
No, no, I just think she's kind of boring.
She seems really normal, which you don't want for TV.
Well, or you want the guys to be crazy.
Right.
And there's nothing really crazy going on, so it's just,
kind of a bunch of average people just kind of like sitting around like hey all right this
cool like my favorite guy he would go whoa boom no shaboon no waboon oh whatever de boom
something he's gone and so he was the best thing on the show like I know I was like Bobby how do
you know because they always talk about him on Twitter oh what I'm hoping though is this season
not being that good doesn't make the producers go we can't use anybody but white people oh yeah
you know what I mean like you hope that's not an excuse for them to go wow we can only do
white people. Yeah, we tried. Yeah. Yeah,
got it. So that's tonight,
the Bachelor at Week 4. Maybe it gets better. The Shiboon guy's
going? Wabooam. Whatever. He's going.
You think if they build out that thing
that he lasts longer, huh? That makes Shiboom last longer.
Don't be rude to him.
It's wah-boom!
He gets into it and he starts shaking
It's great.
That's tonight, Bachelorette. On Tuesday,
Lindsay L is on Jimmy Kimmel tomorrow night.
That's awesome. She's done Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah.
Karen Fairchild from Little
Big Town, Stops by my house for the Bobbycast tomorrow.
and Nicole Kimman has a birthday, 50th birthday tomorrow.
I thought you said, and Nicole Gibman's stopping by too.
I would love for Nicole to come by and do a bobby cast.
That'd be awesome.
That's one of those that where I don't ask.
It's too close.
Like, I don't ask, I would never just be like, text Keith.
Hey, I wouldn't even text Keith.
Yeah, no.
Like, we're, that's a, when you're friends, you don't ask them to do work.
Like, I don't ask.
Dirk's crazy.
I don't.
Like, people that I'm not that close to ask them all the time.
Hey, we need you, I don't care.
But, like, friends, you don't want to cross that.
line.
That's so crazy because you would love to have them on.
Yeah.
How cool would that be?
But I would never ask.
Dirk's actually came to me.
I would never have asked Dirk.
Dirk's the bobbycast with Dirk's.
And he was like, I need to come to the bobbycast.
Yeah.
Because I would have never asked him.
Was that a good bobbycast?
Yeah.
But he was.
He knew he was.
It's the only one Amy's ever listened to.
That's not true.
Oh yeah.
What other one did you listen to?
Other ones?
Yeah, of course.
On Wednesday, the first day.
summer, by the way. Did you guys know that?
Wednesday? Yeah, Wednesday is. On Thursday, the gong show
reboots. Now, we don't remember the gong show
from, but I think like our grandparents
did, they went out, and it's like
America's got talent with the X. If they're not good,
they go gong. Oh, I've heard references do that.
And Friday's National, take your dog to work day.
So, there's that.
That'd be crazy. Oh, it wouldn't
happen up here. There's no room for dogs here.
My dog would probably
fine now at his age of 14,
but not now.
It's just too many of us in a small room.
So there's that.
Beyonce gave birth the twins, all that.
Is that official?
Well, yeah.
I mean, her dad is saying that Jay-Z and Beyonce have not released this statement, but
apparently she gave birth like a week ago last Monday.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yep.
Bobby really cares.
Bobby really cares.
I know.
I don't care.
I don't care.
It's pretty cool.
About celebrity kids?
Yeah.
No interesting.
Like their life is going to.
to be so much better than ours.
I don't care about Apple or orange,
banana, or any of those Chris Martin kids.
Southwest.
Yeah, they're all good.
Like, North West or something.
Whatever.
The airline, the kid, the fruit,
I don't know.
Going to the Palatros.
I don't know.
Don't forget Friday's national.
No.
It's just download a female holiday.
Wait, it's not a national holiday, right?
We can make it one.
I can't do that, right?
You can't?
I guess I don't think I can.
It's download a female Friday on Friday.
We encourage you everybody.
to download a female album that's been put out on the last year on Friday.
So Friday's payday.
So that's why we're doing it on Friday.
Friday, Friday.
Got to get down on Friday.
Remember when that was a thing?
That's so awesome.
When Rebecca Black, Black put out Friday.
And it was so bad, but it was so good.
It really was the jam, huh?
So there was that.
Amy's got a pile over there.
Amy would you have?
Let's go.
Well, I mean, we haven't talked about this yet.
It all went down on Friday.
Amazon purchasing Whole Foods for $14 million, basically.
No, billion.
I mean, sorry, billion, yeah.
It's like million?
Sorry.
No, billion, because it's still like crazy, 14 billion.
So that makes the CEO of Amazon the second richest person behind Bill Gates now.
Because, like, stocks went crazy.
Yeah, because Walmart fell.
A lot of the other companies that do what Whole Foods does fell.
But the difference in Whole Foods in Walmart is this.
Whole Foods goes way high end.
Walmart is not.
Walmart goes on the lower.
end.
And so, but yes, Walmart took a hit.
A lot of people took a hit.
And people don't know what they're going to do yet.
Like it's just like, what are they going to, they have all these brick and mortar
stores and they have high.
They don't know.
I don't know.
Amazon is about to be the new Apple.
They kind of already are.
But the biggest, most dominant, even when you say it, it's like, oh, that's big
and cool.
Yeah.
Like, I'm just going to Amazon it.
Like, really, because it still is taking, brand awareness is still hasn't seeped through
like Apple has because it's taking years and years.
Amazon pretty quickly.
in our minds has hopped.
Even, I mean, they have everything.
So you're going to be able to do that order thing
with your food, like where it shows up
on your doorstep? Like prime now? That
is the most amazing thing in the world.
Probably groceries will get delivered to your house.
Yeah, I think you can do that now.
Yeah, but not through Amazon. Well, I guess you can
Amazon Prime now, you can. Yeah.
I guess if you wanted that. You can already do it.
But they have stores. But they're going to have stores.
But they're going to have stores.
But they're going to have stores. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You can do that with
water.
Yeah.
Toilipaper.
Yeah.
Grapes.
Bananas.
Grapes turning in raisins.
Good point, Eddie.
Dryer sheets.
But Walmart, they're competing with Amazon by now offering a delivery service.
But you said the Walmart was just asking their employees on their way home.
Chuck, you drop by Third Street?
All right.
Just got an order here.
Can you take this by a third?
That's their way to keep it cost effective, you know?
I love that.
All right, what else you got?
Keeps it local, too.
Scrappy.
You get to know your neighborhood Walmart employees.
So someone is selling products made out of wood.
from the tree at the end of Shawshank Redemption.
I saw that.
Yeah, pretty expensive.
You can get like a wooden keychain, but it's like $40.
You can get a bottle opener for $130.
But supply is limited.
How would they get that tree?
It fell over in a storm.
Yeah, it's done.
It fell off.
It fell off.
It fell over.
In Guantanejo, Mexico.
That's where I took my honeymoon.
Yeah, but that's not where the tree was.
But hold on a minute.
So as soon as it blows over, that tree's free for everyone to just run out.
I think whoever's land it is, is probably the one that sold the tree.
But yes, it was on someone's land, and a storm came, killed, like,
tree at the end, so it's not the beach at the end.
I should have gone to Zawaitnao and bottled up the sand.
No, you're talking about the big tree that hides it.
Yeah, don't spoil it. Well, don't spoil it.
There's a surprise under that tree.
Eddie, the movie's about 20 years.
I know, just in case, though.
What is the limit of spoiling a movie? How many years?
It is phenomenal. That movie is great.
Get busy living? Or get busy dying.
There's no rule now. Don't spoil things. That's the rule.
Don't spoil things.
Maybe a lifetime. Safe.
I think you can write it in your will and your kids can read it.
That's how you can spoil it.
dearest grandkids
At the end of
Freddy got fingered
Tom Green decides to
That was a good movie
I love that movie
All right
Nobody even knows what I do
Yeah I don't know
I love nailing obscure reference jokes
And nobody gets at me
Is that movie really good?
It's so stupid
It's dumb
It's Tom Green
Well Tom Green was hilarious
Yeah
By far
What else
Did you see?
He was hilarious by far
How does that work?
No you were
I was about to
But you went
You went to get one
No you were
You stopped
Your Tom was up
Tom
was hilarious by far
Wait, I don't, Amy was going on
I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what does that mean by far?
What I was going to say is by far
one of the greatest comics of his generation.
Okay, that's not even true, but...
No, are you kidding me?
Did you not watch the Tom Green show
when he would follow the pizza delivery man
and have a tackle box with toppings and try to...
Oh, he's revolutionary.
Phenomenal.
He was revolutionary.
I could watch that stuff all day.
Phenomenal.
Go ahead, Amy.
Okay, sorry.
Go ahead.
My pile.
Okay.
Katie Perry, she hit 100 million followers on Twitter.
She's the first person to do that.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's weird because I don't know any passionate Katie Perry fans.
No, I don't either.
I see Taylor Swift psychos and Kim Kardashian psychos.
Yeah.
Justin Bieber.
Even like Amy psychos.
Yeah.
Well, I'm like really, really far away.
I say psychos in the endearing way right now.
Of course.
In this way.
Followers.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Like super followers.
Yeah, yeah.
I was shocked to see the first person to do it was Katie Perry.
Yeah.
You just thought it would be somebody else.
Selena Gomez.
I need like a million followers.
How many do you have for now?
Like 600,000?
You're close?
No, I've been digging up that forever.
Dude, you're more than halfway there.
That's awesome.
I've been doing it for like a million years.
He's on Twitter since before Twitter.
It's true.
And lastly, Michael Phelps is going to be racing a great white shark for the Discovery Channel.
It's part of Shark Week.
There's no details on how the race is going to be set up officially.
They're for sure going to put them in different lanes, but they shouldn't.
They should not.
They should.
You want must-see TV?
Shark queen.
Just put him in a big tub and say, first one to the other side wins, go!
And then watch him flail about.
How much do you think he gets paid to do that?
A lot.
A lot.
Because we're talking about it.
I mean, they know.
There's no way he beat the shark.
No way.
What are the odds on this race?
The odds the shark go straight.
Like, I mean, the shark can go anywhere.
That's true.
So my phone's going to go and get him.
So you think the shark's not going to know what to do.
It's going to be like a weiner dog race.
What they do is dangle.
Where you're just betting on the wiener dog that knows where he's going.
They dangle shark food at the end of the pool so that the shark goes.
Is that true or are you making that up?
I'm making it up.
Oh, I'm making it up.
I don't know that I'm dangling.
Oh, that's a tough one.
It's a tough one.
They dangle a human.
I guess if it's the rule, a human.
They get Phelps a 20 foot head start and send them in the same lane.
I would subscribe to that.
Totally.
If there was a chance he could get bit by the shark, I would subscribe.
Oh, my goodness.
Why do you think we watch race car and hockey?
I don't.
I don't.
No.
Okay.
We want to see this question.
Like literally, I don't.
I'm Amy and that's your pile.
Oh, there you go.
Your pile.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Bones show.
What's your opinion on this whole Lindsay thing?
Oh, man.
I just find it really unfortunate and disappointing and but proud of her at the same time on how she's handled it.
So if over the weekend,
you weren't on social media at all.
Lindsay L, the artist, also my girlfriend.
She was going to play a radio show in Sacramento, a radio station.
And they said, no, you're dating Bobby, you can't come.
And they'd already promoted she was going to be there.
They took her off the flyer for no reason other than she was dating me.
And like, say, she gets kind of bummed about it.
She can't talk about it.
She's in a relationship.
She can't talk about it.
So she doesn't.
She doesn't Instagram very, very rarely.
And I don't know.
You can look at her page.
I don't have any up on the front page.
And so it kind of stinks to her that she can't have a personal life and share it like normal people.
Example of that is, well, when I saw y'all at the CMT Awards, y'all, you all walk to the red carpet separate.
It was totally different.
But then y'all want to take a picture together, obviously.
And you could post it, but then she was like bummed.
She's like, oh, I wish this picture's so cute.
I wish I could post it, but it's just not smart.
Again, and because she's done a good job at trying to separate.
Yes.
She wants, she obviously works hard and cares about her career.
but also cares about you.
So it's hard.
Well, and also, before we were dating,
I was like, we can't date,
because people are going to penalize you for dating me.
True, you did that.
And then I was talking on the air last week,
like, hey, we were told we don't need to be together.
And then a radio station says,
sorry, you can't come in.
Can't come play because you're dating box.
Okay.
There's so many layers to that.
There are.
And for me, it's a me thing as far as like,
don't hate me if you hate me.
Fight me if you want to fight me.
Compete against me, you want to fight against me.
But don't, she's just trying to live her life and pay her bills.
Right.
Like, she's a musician.
She's not wearing a Bobby T-shirt.
It's the opposite.
So that happened.
And it was bad.
And they watched her post a story on it, a big one.
Really good.
The Tennessee ended a story on it.
It was really good.
And it really is a microcosm of what's happening to females and country music.
There are a little group of programmers that look for things in reasons to not play female artists.
There absolutely are.
And as I said, I have a list of names.
that have told her specifically.
I'm not playing you because of Bobby.
I have a list of names.
They've told other artists,
I'm not playing you because of Bobby.
From radio and non-terrestrial radio.
I mean, I have a bunch of names here.
I have recording the people are going,
you're not going to believe they told me.
They went back again.
They got it recorded.
Wow.
And I can play them.
That's crazy.
Or we can just hope that people are going to go,
hey, we should not penalize people.
We should probably just.
Yeah, maybe this could be.
this whole situation, you know, good that can come from bad, because I know that that's hurtful to Lindsay.
If I was Lindsay, I would be like, well, I'm sure she, and I know she was.
That's hurtful.
It's mean, it's not fair.
It's.
And listen, life's not fair.
I know it's not.
I know life's not fair, but it's just because it wouldn't have happened to a guy, that's the part two.
It wouldn't happen to a dude.
It's really annoying.
And it's like you, whoever the dude is that did it, whatever, it's.
His name's Chad.
Chad, it's immature.
My name's bones.
So I'm like to make fun of someone.
I always like I make fun of someone's name and have the stupidest radio name ever.
Here's the thing.
Like Chad or whomever, we just extend grace.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we don't have to play anything else or you don't have to play anything yet, at least, that you don't have to put it out there.
And then maybe from all this, it's a learning experience.
And everybody grows from it.
Yeah.
And I thought, listen, I thought it was ballsy at Lindsay to go out and say that on Twitter.
Like, that was, I.
I was like, well, because you don't,
there's religion, you don't speak out.
You know why I get in trouble?
Because I speak out against radio, and I'm in radio.
And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
And she's an artist.
And she spoke out against radio.
And I was like, whoa.
Like, that's awesome.
But oh boy.
Like it's a guy thing that can go really good or really bad.
And I don't know.
Again, you're seeing artists.
They're a female artists that would love to speak up,
but it won't yet because they don't want to get ready to punish them.
Like females have it a lot harder right now in music.
Females have it harder, period.
Yeah.
But yeah, I was proud of her.
And we've really not spoken more than 10 minutes
because I was in Haiti.
Yeah.
And then I didn't get in late till late last night,
or this morning, and, you know, spent her at two hours.
And she's going to be on Jimmy Kimmel tomorrow night,
which is random, cool timing.
Awesome.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, yeah, it's a unfortunate thing.
I hope it turns it for good.
On Friday this week is download a female Friday.
So we're all going to download her and pay for a record
that's a female.
the last year.
No matter who it is.
Yeah, any female.
You get to pick.
Yeah, you pick.
Listen, I hope you download.
Mm.
Lenzies.
But I mean, it's up to you.
You can pick you every you want.
Well, I already have Lansing.
But what's my thing?
Because I've been not playing Lindsay.
I've not had her on as an artist.
I should have been the first one.
But I've completely shut it down in respect for radio, for the industry.
And, but now it's like, okay, if they're going to punish her.
Yeah, because she's supposed to get shut down on the end?
shutting down.
Yeah.
It's completely unfair.
Right.
So what's my take now?
I'm asking you.
I think that we, I'm okay with, I've been wanting to play the song.
I've been asking you, why aren't we playing it?
And I told you because other stations, other program directors will penalize her.
Okay.
Well, well.
They're doing that anyway?
That's how we hear it again.
All right.
Waiting on you from Lindsay L.
What's not to like about this new love thing?
Midnight kiss a slow.
Dance is in the rain
But you
Got my heart beating fast
Where this is going, baby
I can't say
Every time you leave me
I just want you to say
But I
I
Got I know where you stand
Yeah
So, if you just turn the radio on
I surprised Amy this morning
she didn't know this whole weekend.
I was in Haiti.
Went to the orphanage.
The reason that Amy didn't go is because she sat on the air a few weeks ago
that the last, I'm talking about you while you're sitting here right now,
but the last time that she left was really hard
because she had to leave the kids back.
And it was like, we have to go next time because Amy's adopting.
She's adopted.
She's waiting for the kids to get here.
And when you said that, I was already planning to go to Haiti.
And when you said I'm not going back because I can't,
I thought, uh-oh, I have to go without her.
And so I did
I went this past weekend
Didn't tell Amy
Came on the air
And I said oh by the way
Amy I have a clip for you
And this is me
With all the kids at the orphanage
Okay so right now
Amy did want to say hello
I know I'm sitting across from you
But we all want to say
One two three say it
Hello Amy
Hello Amy
Hello from all your friends
And then here's her son
Hello
So there's a lot of pictures
On my Instagram
Mr. Bobby Bones
and I dominated your son of basketball.
Like, he does not want any more of this.
You are slamming that.
He's like, he's like, what just happened?
Yeah.
He's like, what is this adult dominating me?
I'm a child.
America just happened.
No.
Welcome to a boom!
He's just a little kid, Bobby.
Yep.
So all that happened, I was going to tell you, they have a TV now.
Do you know that?
Where?
Right in the middle of the orphanage.
It's new.
It's early old, but it's new.
And they watch Power Rangers all time.
Oh, I have not seen that.
Favorite movie.
They watch Power Rangers all the time.
That's awesome.
I watch a favorite movie.
Power Rangers.
Yeah.
And that and they have one other movie.
Okay.
Did you know that?
I knew they did movie night, but I know they had a TV permanently there.
It's a real, again, barely color era.
Like right when TV is turned to color, that's the kind of TV they have there.
Yeah.
And some of them watch it.
Some didn't.
Yeah.
Most of them played ball.
Some ran around.
They all split up in ages too.
Like they have different rooms for like the babies have a room where they're all in there with like the, what do you call the person who?
keeps the nannies are they nannies yeah so there are different nannies is yeah it's crazy man
i thought i i got kind of emotional when i was leaving the second day yeah because i was like
oh i don't like to say the word like because it was i get to go back to a place where i can
create and have opportunity and i was leaving a bunch of kids that don't have that and are waiting
for that. Yeah. Because I grew up in America and I was very poor. But I was, I had public school
and as hard as I wanted to work, those were the rewards that I could get. It's not the same.
I didn't realize that until I got there. It's not the same. There's not that. Yeah. Opportunity there
is different. Not to say through a lot of people doing great things over there, there, they're
there is opportunity, but it just doesn't come into it the same as it does in America.
You're right.
Again, I grew up and I was in welfare food stamp kid and didn't know my dad and blah blah, wah,
but you know what?
I had a school.
I went to school and I learned and I studied.
Had a public school and I studied.
And that's opportunity.
And sometimes I think you take that for granted if you know, I didn't know any better.
I didn't know any better.
I had no idea.
I didn't know any better.
And so, man.
That's why sometimes when I think about them coming here,
I'm like, their life is about to do a 180.
A 180.
And you want to take every one of the kids with you and go, okay, everybody in.
I will take care of you now.
Yeah, because they're all special in their own way.
They're all amazing.
They all deserve to be loved and to have opportunity.
On my Instagram, Amy had no idea.
I had no idea.
I'm still in shock.
Like, I'm looking at you sometimes like, he literally just flew in from Haiti and came
into the show, basically.
Yeah.
Like, you got in so late.
Like, you were just a lady.
I was very angry at you about one this morning.
I was very angry.
and you had no idea why.
That wasn't me.
Hey, get you, Bobby Bones on.
What's up, Bobby?
Oh, what a show today?
Amy, what are some things
that we did on the show today?
I mean, you revealed to me
that you went to Haiti this weekend
to see my kids.
You did.
Pictures are up, Bobby Bones.com.
Insane.
We tackled the program director
in California that decided...
No, the system.
Okay, sorry.
The system and how it's unfair
to women in country music.
and how Lindsay, who happens to be your girlfriend,
experience that discrimination.
It's the latest of many.
The latest of many.
Not to her, of many women.
Of many, I know.
And it's only a rogue handful of program directors too.
Yeah, we definitely.
And I'm going to take them down.
I can say those are the two big highlights from today's show.
Yeah.
Bobbybones.com.
Also, you can listen to the whole thing back.
I heart radio and search Bobby Bone Show on demand.
Hope your Monday goes good.
It's great.
I feel like all day I'm going to be asking you questions about my kids.
Yeah, ask me another one.
Well, I don't know.
You know, they don't have pillows or blen.
I know you know this.
No pillows or blankets.
Yes.
In each room, it's like 20 beds and they're all bunk beds.
Well, and my husband.
I mean, my husband.
That's weird.
My son.
That's a weird thing that just happened there.
My son sleeps.
Oh, they sleep on the floor.
Anyway, they don't even really sleep in the beds.
They have beds, but they sleep all.
And they have no pillows, no blankets.
Like, it's, I should do a, like, a bobby cast on it.
Because I can talk for two hours about it.
Yeah, I'm very curious about it.
your thoughts and what you saw.
But like, do you think that once they're here with us in America?
What's going to take a while?
Them.
I know that.
Yeah.
It's going to take a while.
But do you see?
They're going to freak out at their own room.
They're going to have trouble.
Well, that's why I'm not.
Trust me.
I've taken all this to consideration.
Let me tell you though now.
Since I've been once, I'm an expert.
That mom is an expert.
Yeah, yeah.
Since I've been one time, I know it all.
Arrest me.
But do you think since you hung out with them there?
Once they get here, they can go have like, you know,
hang time with Uncle Bobby
Oh yeah
You think you could take them out and you're fine with that?
For sure
Him for sure
Okay
She's 11
She's 10
She thinks she's 11 though
If you asked
She kept out yes
I know she's the thing
We're confused
She's confused
She's 10
I think she had a little warmer
A harder time warming up to an adult male
He was just like
Bulby
All up in it
Oh
You have that audio
Now I want to
Yeah
Play it again
Okay so right now
Amy did want to say hello.
I know I'm sitting across from you, but we all want to say, one, two, three, say it.
Hello, Amy.
Hello, Amy.
Here's our son.
Hello.
Hello, Amy.
I was like, no, not your mom.
Yeah, he says mom.
He does.
He was just jumping in with everybody else.
Okay, that's so cute, because I feel like when I was hearing that audio earlier,
I was so confused.
I didn't know where you were.
I literally thought you ran into some Haitian children in Atlanta.
And I was like, hey, we're all that something coming.
No, I was at the conference.
Bobby bones.com. Have a grand Monday. We'll see you on Tuesday. Bye, everybody.
Come on, y'all.
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