The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Takes Part in Hand in Hand Relief Telethon + Wedding Mom-Zilla Stories + New Gross Fashion Trend For Guys

Episode Date: September 13, 2017

Bobby answers phones during the "Hand in Hand" Relief Telethon, Mom-Zilla wedding stories and Lunchbox joins the fashion ranks Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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All right. So, I know Amy's answer is going to be no. But would you be willing to give up a week of vacation to see your favorite team win a championship? Amy. No. What would your favorite team be, though, if you had to pick one, period? Any sport, anything. Collegiate or pro? It doesn't matter.

I mean, uh, Can I just go with like Tom Brady? So he's your favorite thing. Yeah, I mean, I would pick Texas A&M because I went to school there. But then really, I'd probably get super excited if I was at an event. And Tom Brady won. Everyone was going and confetti was falling. Got to run on the field and like high-fy them.

Yeah. But you wouldn't give up a week's vacation for that? No. Even that whole scenario you just made up in your head? No. If you were to say a week's vacation, vacation to see Arkansas win the national championship in football? Absolutely. Oh.

I give up two weeks vacation. But you don't like vacation anyway, so that doesn't really count. Okay. Then I'll go on vacation for a month. Whatever you want. To torture yourself in vacation. Wow. How miserable. So, yes, absolutely I would to watch Arkansas win a championship. Lunchbox? To have the San Antonio Spurs win another NBA title, I would say, give up vacation for one week

to watch them cut down the nets. That would be amazing. Eddie for the Dallas Cowboys, would you? It would be mighty selfish of me because my vacations are my kids' vacations. But yeah, I would do it. Let's go Cowboys! Super Bowl! A majority of people would give up their vacation

to see their team win the championship. Interesting. Absolutely. Yeah. Amy had this whole, like, dramatic scenario with Tom Brady, and then she goes, nah, still wouldn't do it. Nah. Recognizing people, doing cool.

Thanks. It's I see you. Linda Tenet's a blind woman who lives in Virginia, and she's been worried for years that she would get by a car because her mailbox, whenever you open it, you have to stand in the roadway. So the local news did a story on her, and one of her neighbors, like seven houses down,

saw the story, drove over and built this two-sided, easy access mailbox for her. So now she can just stand beside it and open it and get her mail. And it's such a small thing. Wow. But the guy was like, I got you. I don't even know you lived here. I know you're blind. Let me help you out. He built our mailbox.

Is that cool? A thoughtful. Pretty awesome. Yep. So I see you. His name is Wesley Benton who did that. There you go. I see you. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big three stories. It's producer Raymond. In weather news, the remnants of Hurricane Irma has brought tons of rain to the south. It's now a tropical depression bringing two to three inches of rain to some places. The debt toll from Hurricane Irma has climbed to 22 in the U.S. and Florida, a million of people remain without power to help out go to red cross.org.

And finally, the iPhone 10 is out. It's going to cost $1,000. You can start to pre-order it October 27th. I did the telephone last night where I answered the phones and answered a lot of phones. What happens is people would call and donate and they would call this massive phone bank of regular people. And not that I'm not a regular people, but the group I was in wasn't regular. And then you got patched through to celebrities.

And all our goal was to go, hey, I'm Bobby Bones, where you calling from? Thank you for calling. We really appreciate it. And then you hang up and go to the next person. And more people ask me to talk to Justin Bieber, Oprah, and George Clooney. Well, and they definitely made it seem like y'all were the ones, like taking the call payments. Like if you call. Yeah.

I mean, I guess that's part of the hook. And they let some people through. But, and I have to say hi to somebody a little bit because I got a couple listeners. but most people, no idea how it was. To be fair, most people had no idea who the country people were. Because I was sitting next to Old Dominion and Brothers Osborne. So we were all talking. Nobody knew who we were.

Yeah. So when you would have someone call from a major city that just didn't listen to country music, like I was watching Dirks. And he was being great, but they didn't know who Dirks was sometimes. Wow. So I just think they didn't want to get patched through to the country people. They're like, where's Oprah? Yeah, no, I got that.

I got Oprah, Bieber, and Clooney. And just depended their age group. Yeah. If they were female and old, they wanted Oprah. If they were female and middle-aged-ish, like, you know, 50. George Clooney. They wanted Clooney. And anybody below, like, 30 wanted Beaver.

And nobody go, hey, can I get Bobby Bowens? But all that aside, it was good. It was a great event. It was a really heavy room. Like I saw Amy Grant last night. It's awesome. Saw Tim and Faye. Talk to them for a long time.

I have a lot of stories because it was just everybody hanging out. Time for your Wednesday positivity. Time for Tell me something good. Let's go. Tell me something good. Ivan, who works at a school as the custodian, been there for a decade. And he's been on dialysis for five years because of his kidney. And for months, he's known that he's needed a kidney donor, but on the list he was so far back.

And so one of the guys in the administration office, like, I'm going to get checked. the assistant principal is giving me a kidney Wow Like straight up When she found out she could give him a kidney She was like I have to do it Like one hard worker I like them we match

I have one to spare Take a kidney So she gave it to them Isn't that crazy? That's awesome Yeah organ donation is crazy That's some selfless stuff man I always wonder about myself

And their organ donation Like there's a list And pretty much it's my girlfriend and Amy That's about it. I mean, I'm not stepping up. I'm just saying it's close. After that, I have to consider it closely.

Like for sure. Yeah. I'm going to move over to you, Amy, before I get myself in any more trouble. Amy, you're up. Well, this family, they're out on a boat, like parents, kids, having a good time cruising Lake Ontario when they notice a deer struggling in the middle of the lake.

lake, like a buck just out there hanging out. One of the kids even commented, Dad, he doesn't have any floaties. So dad's like, we got to go rescue this deer. So they took their boat out to where the buck was just squirming and kicking, loaded the deer up into the boat, and took the deer to shore, and then he galloped off into the woods to safety. Well, I'm surprised the deer stayed calling the boat. Yeah, I don't know that it was an entirely calm situation. The rescue took about 20 minutes, but that once they were able to lay him down on the boat. He kind of just laid there and was a little bit chill. And then once they got

to land, they didn't know what was going to happen, but he hopped off into the woods. Lunch bikes. Esther has a family cat named Sox. In about 52 days ago, Esther's house caught on fire. The cat ran away and she never thought she was going to see her cat again. After 52 days,

the cat came wandering back. Wow. Yeah. Dang, almost two months. That's awesome. That is awesome. Man, I bet she was super excited, too. Imagine that, like you probably had given up after two months. Yeah, it was up the back door going, meo, meow, meo. Wow, you're reenacting the audio. I like that. Pure commitment. All right, there's your

good news for today. Thank you. Bobid Bones. Apple said, hey, we were putting out some new phones and new watches. I did think the watch was interesting, and I'm not a watch guy, but the watch you don't have to have your phone with you now. So the watch has the phone built in. You can leave your phone at home, and you can go for a run and answer the phone. You used to have it tethered. So it had to be close by. Yes, but now you can just use your watch. But they do this iPhone that now has facial recognition.

And instead of pushing the home button, type it in the code or your thumbprint, it just sees your face and knows it's you. Wow. It's crazy. So they go on stage and they're like, here it is. And like, here's how it works. And it wouldn't work. Even on stage at the Apple.

That's awesome. It didn't work. Whoopsie. Yeah. Whoopsie is right. Here. Now, unlocking it. is as easy as looking at it and swiping up.

And, you know, let's try that again. Oh, ho. Let's go to backup here and get right in. Type in my code 69, 69. Okay, we're in anyway. That's awkward. Yeah, it's going to be expensive. They put out two iPhones, the iPhone 8, which is double glass,

so you can break both sides of it now, which is amazing. Yeah, yeah, you drop it. It doesn't matter which side you drop it on now. Now sometimes you try to kick it if you drop it so you don't break it. Now it doesn't matter. Both sides are going to break. Cool. And then that is soon.

You can order it with the iPhone X, like the Big Daddy, the expensive one. The one's like $1,000. Yeah. It's going to be like $1,200 because that's the normal big one. Wow. I know. I know. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.

Amy's 32nd Skinny. Last night's hand-in-hand telethon for hurricane relief raised more than four. $14 million. There was tons of celebrities there to help out, like Oprah, George Clooney, Jamie Fox, Stevie Wonder, Blake Shelton, Bobby Bones. Oh, yeah, I was a huge celebrity. Like, I couldn't keep the paparazzi away from me. I think they were like, I think they thought I want a contest to be there for the most part. No, they did.

Stop. I was the lowest in the room. Was Matthew O'Conaghani in your room or he was in another city? I think he was in L.A. Okay. Yeah, it was hard to tell, like, which rooms were where. We had Usher and Blake Shelton. Yeah, which was amazing.

And Reese and Nicole Kidman. Yes. And Demi Lovato. Brad Casley. Oh, y'all had a heavy room for sure. Yeah, it was all at the Opry. Mm-hmm. Okay, well, Luke Brian, he is inviting Hurricane Harvey's first responders to his concert at Houston Cynthia Woods Pavilion on September 22nd, which is pretty cool.

And he's going to donate concert proceeds to benefit the Houston Community Fund. So shout out Luke. I saw Luke last night, too, and he's growing his hair out long. It looks long. I was like, what's up with your hair? And it's like, oh, ha, ha. I'm just a girl. it out. I was like, yeah, it looks like it. He just living. And Dirk's his beard. Oh, it's way crazy.

It's on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. Yeah. It's way long. It's like, yeah, long. Yeah. Mountain Man. I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes to us from Fairfax, Virginia. A 46-year-old man was working at the NRA Museum, you know, showing off guns and stuff. And so people were coming through. He had a gun. Goes to put it in the holster. boom, shot himself in the leg. At the gun museum, too.

At the gun museum. That's why it's hilarious. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Okay, so I met Michael W. Smith last night. I went to a Michael W. Smith concert when I was like 12. Like our youth group from church went. Legit.

And I thought I was legit, too. And I was like, I didn't know if I call him Michael or Michael W. Or Michael W. Smith. Mr. Smith. Yeah. Not Mr. Smith, because I don't know, he may be 50. I would Google his age. Okay, let's agree with him.

Because I was a kid going to his concert, but he was young. But I said, hey, and his name's Michael W. That's how he introduces himself. Oh, okay. I need that. My middle initial is W. Hey, I'm Bobby W. Because it brings a lot.

Like, you're like, wow, you're sophisticated. How old is he? 59. Oh, it looks like a million bucks for 59. Yeah. Yeah, he was really nice, though. And I was like, I got to get a picture. And I put it on Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bowie.

bones. I remember my awkward Michael W. Smith story, right? Uh-uh. Where I hosted this thing at his farm or in a barn, like, for St. Jude. And he was there, and I called him up on stage. But then I kept calling him up on stage because I didn't realize it was him that came up there. Like, he was right in front of me, but I was like, Michael W. Smith, because he just didn't. He looks like an old dude.

He looks amazing, but he just doesn't look like the Michael W. Smith, like I grew up with as a kid. Yeah. And so we're there and we're doing it. And, yeah, I mean, he's the guest of all. Like, we're in his home. And I'm like, oh, Michael W. Smith. He's, like, tapping me on the shoulder. He's like, I'm right here.

I was like, oh, my bad. Yeah, he looks like a normal dude. I was like, big fan, big fan. A two-head of rattlesnake was found in Arkansas. And so they were inspecting a house in Jonesboro, which is northeast Arkansas. And the snake had just come out of the house. They had opened the door. And so, boom, they popped it.

They got it. And it had two heads on it. They named a deuce. So they didn't kill it. They just stunned it. put in a box. The snake's doing well we put in display

at the nature center once he acclimates to his new habitat. Wow. This poor guy born with two heads. Yeah. I wonder what's going on up there with that.

This Florida story where this garage offered free parking for people during the hurricane like I laughed but it's not a good story because what they said is okay, anyone

that needs the spots because of flooding, you can have it. Well, this car dealer took up 47 spots because he drove all his inventory over there. Oh my.

That's terrible, man. That's terrible. Yeah. I mean, uh. City officials say approximately 47 cars without license plates were cited for not having a current tag. Residents who had taken advantage of the city's free offer to park there during the storm were arriving to get their cars. They were not happy that someone took advantage of the city's offer and said it inconvenienced them and endangered their property. Yeah, dude's getting charged, but they didn't say he could.

Like I was saying. I know. Like, he did what they said. you could do. Free for the public. Dude, he's driving up all his F-150s one at a time. All right, I'll take this spot. All right.

Oh, gosh. I want to say hello to Clinton and Leesburg, Missouri. Clinton called last night when I was answering the phones the telethon. Knew who I was. What up? Shout out Clinton. Because nobody knew who I was. They only wanted to talk to Justin Bieber.

And so Clinton, he was like, Bob Jones. I was like, yeah, I was in the show every morning. Yes. And so Clinton and Leesburg, Missouri, I wrote it down. No, I see that. I was so excited. Anyone even knew I existed. It was an amazing feeling.

So that happened. Got an email, dear Bobby, my husband's mother is driving us crazy and we're not even married yet. I thought I would be a bride zilla, but instead she's a mom zilla. To any of your listeners relate, I don't know what to do. So that's the email I got. Hey, Brittany in Springfield, Mass. How are you? Good, thanks.

How are you guys? Really good. What do you want to say about this? Let's see. Yes. I have another mother-in-law, mom's dilla story. Oh, boy. My sister-law, when she got married a few years back, she had lost a bunch of weight.

She felt really great, and she looked absolutely amazing, beautiful, the day of her wedding. Well, her mother, while they were getting ready at her house, decided she was going to be in a sniffy mood and told my sister-in-law, know you look really fat in that dress while they were getting ready within an hour before those ceremonies. Oh my gosh. Like who would even say that? Like who would just say that period, regardless of weight loss, weight put on? Like, what an angry thing to say.

She must not have a feeling good about herself, right? Right. Right? Yes, that's why people do that most of the time. Man. We just kept telling her I wasn't there at the time I had been sent out to get her a monster. ASAP, but she, we told her that all day long. She looked absolutely beautiful.

And she did. She looked amazing. A monster. She had a caffeine fix. That's what it was. She carried caffeine. Hey, I appreciate you, Whitney. We appreciate you guys.

Thank you for calling. Let me do one more. Hey, Sarah and Durham. Hi. Thank you for calling. What are you thinking about this mom zilla thing? Well, I have a mother-in-law Zilla. I had a mother-in-law Zula.

She got the band back together to perform. at our bridal shower. What do you mean the band back together? Like the Beach Boys? I wish. She was an opera singer and she got her band back together that hadn't played in 30 years

the sing at our wedding shower. You got to be kidding me. Nope. And she was going to sing at the wedding while I walked down the aisle. You got to be kidding me. You got to be kidding me. That's, nope.

Did you shut that one down? No, I was too nice. I was just like, well, she's a good singer. at least, thankfully. Did you marry the dude? Turns out we didn't get married. His mother kind of forced him into proposing to me. Oh, damn.

What is going on? After four years of dating, you should probably propose to the girl. Nah, I know about that. It sounds like a mom issue, but I don't know about that part of it. Hey, Sarah, I appreciate you. I appreciate you. Thank you very much. Hey, let's do this, because we can run this down real quick.

Never going to get it. You guys ready? Ready? Yep. If you have one of these in your house, about a 50-50 chance it no longer works. If you have one of these in your house, 50-50 chance it no longer works. But half of them. Don't even work.

People have them in their houses. We'll take a couple shots at it. See if you get it. All right, let's see if anybody can nail this one. Never going to get it. 50-50 shot it no longer works in your house. Amy. Your boom box.

No. Lunch box. Maybe the easiest one we ever done. DVD player. Eddie. The ice machine. No, so nobody in the studio got it. Let's see if any listeners can grab it.

What? Kimberly in Ohio. What do you think it is? You have all these things in your house. It doesn't work half the time. Microwave. The microwave. No.

That's not it. Let's go over to Todd. Todd in Richmond, Virginia. Todd? I'm going to say a dishwasher. It is not the dishwasher. Let's take one more because it's not looking like anybody's going to get it. Allison, hello?

Hi, is it VCR? It is not VCR. Oh, okay. Give us a hint. It's very cheap. Oh. A broom. As compared to like the technical things.

Brooms always work unless. Yeah, brooms work. Not their break. And even if they break, I still feel like they work. The answer is. No. The plug-in air freshener. You have an air freshener in your house?

It only works half the time because we leave them. Even after they're dead, we just leave them. Good point. Never had one. You know, that's not terribly surprising. If you get married on a popular holiday, you're probably going to get a divorce. That's what it says.

What is it considered a popular holiday? You know, one of the ones we celebrate, just as a rule. Amy asks because she got married on New Year's Eve. New Year's Eve. I feel like that's a pretty popular holiday. Couples who got married on Halloween, Valentine's Day, New Year's Eve, Thanksgiving, and Christmas are doomed in their relationships. Experts say getting married on a holiday puts tremendous unnecessary stress on a relationship, especially from family, friends, and society.

And you probably got married on that day to make it a bigger spectacle than what it really was. Oh. Burn. Burn. Dang. I didn't do that to make it a bigger spectacle. spectacle. What'd you do it for?

My sister was pregnant. She didn't want to be... We were going to get married in May, and she was like, that's my due date. She went to go to Mayo. Same thing. Big, huge holiday. Huge holiday.

Well, no, because, I mean, if she was pregnant, she's a bridesmaid, and then her kids were like, my flower girl and my ring bear, and her husband was a groomsman. She's like, think about it. If I go into labor, half your wedding party's gone. I'm like, good point. That is a good point. I got a call from her boss last night, and this whole thing about our song, The Raging Idiots is weird because I keep waiting for people to go, this song's terrible.

Stop playing it. But our boss called and goes, hey, I think this could be, last night goes, I think you need to just put like a steel guitar behind it and make it really country. And then it would be a huge hit. And I was like, what are you talking about? We only made this song as kind of a goof. Yeah. Because we're going back out on tour and we do really fun concerts.

So if you're in Tulsa or if you're in El Paso or Lubbock, you should come. But we really made this song about yoga. And I wrote it with Walker Hayes. and we're like, hey, this would be a goofy song. And the boss calls and goes, hey, get one of those steel guitars, and put it behind it and make it sound country. And I was like, it's all instruments that's used in country music. We just sing it funny.

So my question is, do I take our art and do something because somebody in radio said something to, I don't think I do. I think I'm just like, I'm not trying to have a hit anyway. Well, I mean, it's already a hit, but if you could get more people to play it on country radio, You know what? I'm like Kip Moore. My art.

Because your art. You're not going to mess with your art. Eddie and I decided we're not messing with our art. Well, can you like put in some steel guitar so I can hear what that would sound like? No. Like Ray can't just work it in. Ray, if you can work in a steel guitar. Here's this song called Namaste.

Everybody go download it. If we can get on like the top 200 on iTunes, then maybe they'll be like, it's good by itself. Yeah, good plan. It is. Yeah. Here, this is Namaste from the Raging Idiots. 7.30 in the morning in the suit that I was born in. Girl, why are you laughing at me?

Come on, baby, with my khakis. I'm running late. Need to beat it like Jackson. But you're kind of a distraction. Because I can't stop watching you. Showing me your Savasana. Like the best-looking bad influence I ever see. Probably ought to hit the road

But now Mistake Ain't no way I'm about to leave you In a brusel on the floor like that You look a little lonely On that mat I should be saying goodbye

I might lose my job But now I'm a mistake Come on baby Let me jump in on those stretches You'll do it I'll be a student Don't know nothing by yoga at all

Probably ought to hit the road But now Mistake Namaste Namaste I mean listen to this instrument Girl I'm trying to be responsible Perfect

But you're making it impossible Index pants looking on Flexible And you're down with all Namaste Ain't no way I'm about to leave you in a press on the floor You look a little lonely on that

Matt I should be saying goodbye I might lose my job What's you're doing I'll be a student Don't know nothing about you. There's a mistake. We probably got a hit to be on a mistake.

Namestay. Fluidst I have a sentence means, but namestate. Ain't a way my back to leave you. Amy thinks we should bring a fiddle player up here and play along with it. Yeah. Natalie Stovall, to be specific. Did you see she announced that she's going to be on the voice yesterday? Yes.

So cool. Yeah. I don't know. I just don't want to let my art be ruined by the man. You know what I mean? But hey, you know, just make it versatile. No, it's my art, though. You know, you didn't tell Picasso, hey, Picasso, add some green, you know?

Good point. That's what I'm saying. Anyway. Everybody good? Wake up. Good, pretty good mood. Oh, yeah. I feel like the room's pretty good today.

I feel like everybody's kind of good. You like the vibe? Yeah. I've also not been in the studio for a week. Oh, you just missed us. Maybe so. Listen, we've been doing the show live every day, but. I was in New York because I went up and did the Dustin Lynch and Thomas Wrett album stuff.

And then went over to California. And the cool thing about technology is I can sit in another room somewhere else. What people don't know is that for a long time, for years. Amy didn't even live with us. Five years. Five years. Amy lived in North Carolina, Raleigh. And she did the show from her house.

My husband was at Fort Bragg. I mean, when he would deploy to Afghanistan and I would come and do the show with y'all a little bit. But a majority of the time was from my house. I remember my contract was almost up. And they were like, well, are you going to leave? And I didn't want to leave. But I was like, maybe. And they were like, well, what do you want to stay?

And Amy was leaving. We threw her a going away party. Yeah. We had a big going away party at Chewy's. Wow. And I bought her a big picture and we all signed it. And I was like, hmm, how about we build Amy a studio and see if it works from her house? Because I just don't want Amy to leave the show.

Even if she lived on the other side of the country. and they were like, will that make you stay? And I was like, well, I need to get paid too. But yes. And so for five years, Amy didn't even live here. That was crazy. I, like, thought I didn't have a job. I mean, I was leaving the show.

And the next thing you know, not only do I have a job, but it's from my house, an hour later on East Coast time, and I was in my pajamas. It was amazing. And we would, like, hear birds chirping, like a train driving by, or her dog would bark. I'd be like, Amy, Josie cannot be in the room during the day. the show and I'd be like, okay.

And then... Namaste, you know, it's like, shoot, Josie, got to be quiet. We're doing a show. So,

we're back in the studio today and some of the stuff that happened yesterday was they announced a bunch of new iPhones, you know, everything's just

really expensive. I mean, it's really cool, but really expensive. So they debuted, you know, they said that iPhone X is $999.

That's for the small one, by the way. Wow. They always go with that little, the smaller one. that you can fit like three text messages on before it goes, you're out of room. Oh, you mean like your gigabytes.

Yeah. Or whatever. Yep, or whatever. Mega gigas. Also, the multi-network telethon last night raised $14.5 million for hurricane relief, the hand in hand. And I was lucky enough to work on it and answered phones. I thought it could have went longer than an hour. I was surprised it was only an hour.

I was shocked. I was like, what? It's over? And I watched it on Bravo. I was like, this is amazing. I had no idea. I was ready to change the station at seven because I was watching Bravo. And then boom, it came on.

I'm like, well, this is on everything. Yeah, and I met Reese Witherspoon for like one second. How was it? You know I'd love to meet her, right? I know. And it wasn't enough for me to go, she was awesome or not awesome. I just said, hey, how are Instagram? Because everybody was just kind of ushered into the Opry.

We all sit down. Nobody was not nice. I know that's a double negative. But there wasn't anyone that was unpleasant. Everybody was super. You do award shows and everybody's got their PR staffs and rid of camera. It wasn't like that. Everybody was in jeans and shirts and just hanging out and it was just kind of normal.

How was Reese Witherspoon in person like to the eyes? She really small. Really? Really small. But Demi LaVado was really small too. Like people in TV or movies, they're either so much taller than you think or so much smaller than you think. Yeah, tiny. Really tiny.

I mean, obviously really pretty. All right. You saw her standing. Nicole Kidman. It was way different. And Nicole's tall. Yeah. So it was good last night.

Bob it, Bohn Show. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 30 Second Skinny. So remember when Marin Morris colored her hair pink? And everyone was like, oh, what's happening with that? Haven't stopped thinking about it. No, I know. It's been a minute.

But the pink is gone in case you didn't know. And then it was short again. And then she just posted a new picture of dip dye, which is basically brown hair. And then now it's blonde at the ends. It looks really cute. And she captioned the photo, fresh, pH. What's the style called? Dip die.

And that reminds me. Dippin dots still aren't the ice cream. And we were told back in the day that was the ice cream of the future. It's the future. Still not the ice cream. Because I was a kid and it was like, I go at Magic Springs. They'd be like buy dipping dots. And it was like $1.99.

You get a cup of dip and dots. And it was like, in the future, this, it's not even called dipping dots. It's just going to be called ice cream. If you want. And it's still not the ice cream. It's still. Ice cream of the future. Isn't that just their slogan though?

But it's like believable. Yeah. It was like ice cream of the future. And now we're in the future and we're like, what? Yeah. If you want to see this fresh dip die for Marin, you can check out the picture of Bobby Bones.com. Which, speaking of, she is making her second appearance tonight on Jimmy Fallon.

I would like some dip and dots. Okay. The whole thing right now is kind of in the mood for dipping dyes. Yeah, me too. I'm with you. Anything else? Well, Liam Neeson announced that the end, this is like the end of the Taken franchise. he thinks he's too old to keep flaunting his special set of skills.

Also, how many people can you take? Like, they've taken everybody. He's 65, and he said audiences are eventually going to roll their eyes at him playing this role. He's 65? Yeah. That's a strong 65. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds getting.

That's a really strong 65. Bobby bones, everybody. Transmitting the Bobby bomb. So Walmart put out, when the hurricane hit what people bought the most, other than bread and water. Any guesses? Beer. Yeah, beer.

Beer? They both said that. I was going to say, like, rope. No. Beer? With water, you need ropes. And strawberry-flavored pop-tarts. Interesting.

Hey, good to know. Yeah, so then they had to order, like, truckloads and truckloads more to catch up with supply. Did you see the picture of when the hurricanes came in, all the vegan food that people just left behind? Like, everything was gone and nobody bought the vegan food. Really? Yeah. Oh, that's sad. I mean, it's not what you think of right away, I guess.

I got a tweet from, yeah, that's why, because it's perishable. Yeah. Yeah. I got a tweet from Kara, and she makes a good point. I was saying about the iPhone X. It's actually called the iPhone 10. Yeah. Yeah, Roman numeral X.

Yeah, because nine totally got skipped because there's iPhone 8 and X. It didn't get skipped there. Well, where is it then? Because 8 is numerically where the next one is, but 10 is a 10th anniversary phone. Oh. It's not the 10th iPhone. It's the 10th anniversary of the iPhone. Oh, so they're going to go back to the iPhone 9?

Who knows? I don't know what they're going to do. But that's what it is. Okay. Smarty pants. Okay. I wasn't trying to be smarty pants. I was wondering.

Sassy McGassie over here. What? Yeah. Get your bones on the Bobby Bones show. On Instagram, my name is Mr. Bobby Bones. There's a video of our studio up there, our new Black Sealing. There's also a picture from last night. me, Dirk's and John Party, where it looks like John Party is nine feet tall.

He's a big guy. Put a cowboy hat on him? He's a really big guy. So, Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. The Morning Corny! What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh, sheet.

It's a good one. That was the morning corny. Risque, huh? Wow. You remember a minute ago when I called her Miss Sassy Pants? Yeah. She tried to take it to the next level today, you know? This is new attitude, Amy, here.

Dang, working blue this morning. Was that okay? What if your nine-year-old told that joke? Would you get ready? Yeah. I mean, I don't ever tell that joke again. I'd be like, that's so funny. I know, but I don't even curse.

Like, it's just, it's not really. it's just a play on it. Like if my nine-year-old told it, I would laugh. Yeah. Eddie, come on. Asia and Nashville, good morning. Good morning. Thank you for calling.

What's going on? Hey, so you were talking about your song Namaste earlier, and I just wanted to say that I love it, and I think it is great just the way it is, and you should not change a single thing. Well, thank you very much. Well, first, let me say this. I appreciate you.

Yes, I appreciate you. And thank you for listening and thank you for holding. Our boss said if we put like a fiddle behind it, it could be a hit. He's like, we'll play it on all the stations. And I was like, I don't want to change my art. Like, the greatest artist always stood up for what they believed in.

And it's almost supposed to just be a goof anyway. Amy had a brilliant idea, though, when we bring in a fiddle tomorrow and have it play along with it and see if it sounds good. I think it's going to be amazing. Yeah? Yeah.

Okay. I already, I have an ear for that, and I can, like, see right for the fiddle needs to go. You know, you don't take Andy Warhol and go, don't do the Campbell Soup cup. That's right. You know? You don't tell an artist how to do art.

Apparently, couples that binge watch things together end up liking doing that other than other things. Like, eating together or, like, doing a couple things together. Like, that ends up being, like, the number one priority. Binge watching shows more than the other stuff. I got you. I got what you're saying. Even romantic time. So, that's funny.

It's like, what do we have time for? Well, we can eat. We can have romance or we can In their relationships Watch narcos Better too, I think Yeah It's healthier for the relationship

I watched another couple episodes Of that Jessica Bill show And? It's crazy But it's good It's called The Center It's on USA Network But I just downloaded it I think you would like it

There's just so much out there What happens is I get distracted With all this television I travel a lot And I should be writing the second book And I am some But then I'm like I'll just do one more episode.

Yeah, you need a break. Actually, I need to work. I'll be honest. So, yeah, that's pretty good. How can you tell a woman is interested in you? It's the question. So they talk to all these psychologists.

There are two reliable cues. One, she raises her eyebrows when she talks to you. Oh, okay. And two, direct eye contact while you're talking. Oh, she's not twirling your hair? No, I think that's more of a 1950s thing.

Oh. She's not at the malt shop with the best, you have a malt with two straws. Are you supposed to put steak on an injured eye Like they do in the movies Yeah So if you like hurt your face

You take a bunch of meat And just put it on there? I think so There's nothing in raw meat That helps heal any sort of injury or bruise What's deceiving? What about a potato? A raw potato

Are you making this up Because I never heard this I have heard like a raw potato For like injuries on the face Or like sunburn Like severe sunburn on the face You can put or anywhere on your skin I guess One of the palchro things

No Probably true then It's same thing The raw meat myth? That's a myth? It's a myth. Oh, interesting. The absolute best way to beat a hangover is not Tylenol, it's beer.

Did you know that? That's why people drink bloody mares. It's called Hair of the Dog. Scientists look at 400 participants included that two alcoholic drinks and cut head pain in almost half, way more than what Tylenol can do. Oh, wow. Does Tylenol even work? Yes.

You don't believe in it? Are you kidding me? It's like asking, I mean, it's my dog? work? Yes. Or do you just think it works because you're told it works? Hey, it's working. Even if it's placebo, it's working.

Right? No, I mean, I understand what you're saying. Now it works. I take it and I go, am I just convincing myself that it's working? I was talking to one of our brothers Osborne last night, the one that lives next door to Amy, you know? Did you ask him about the car ahead? I did.

What do you say? I did. I said, hey, we were talking for like 10 minutes or so. Me and both of them, but Amy lives next door to one of them, right? And so I said, hey, one of your buddy's car get hit. and he was like, who hit my car? And he was like, I don't think so. Okay.

And I said, okay. I said, do Amy hit somebody's car just parking? And he's like, man, somebody lives around there. And they have like 12 cars. And they take up all the street parking. They do. It's not me. Yeah, and he's like, and I don't want to be the guy.

It's like, hey, move your car. My husband was already. He got one of them moved. He was that guy. Because he was just like, it's ridiculous. Like, it's just. So whomever's car you hit, it wasn't one of the brothers Osborne guys or band members. It was who.

ever's running a car lot on your street. Okay, could be that. Maybe that's why they just let it go. And he's like, she'll leave a note. I was like, yeah. Yes, I love the note. But, yeah, then he said, what? He's like, what are they building over at Amy's house? Yeah, we have a porter potty now. Yeah, I hear. Building a garage.

Hey, I want to ask you about that in a minute. Amy has a porta potty at her house. Yeah, wait, just hold on. All right, so most people judge you for this, but you don't care. Amy, what is it? Oh, power walking with hand weights. I know they're judging me when I walk past them and I got my hand weights and I'm working it. I know they're like, what is she doing?

But I don't care. I don't know if we're judging you. I think we're like. No, that's judgment right there. No, no, no, no. We're like, am I confused? Is she like the youngest looking 90 year old ever? Yeah.

And so you haven't even really seen me do it. I'm talking about people that I legit pass on the little walking trail with my walking weights. I see them looking at me, but I don't care. So people judge you. and you don't care. Jennifer and Springfield Mass, how are you? Hey, I appreciate you. Hey, I appreciate you.

What do you think? What do you do to judge you and you're like? I don't even care. I am 44 and I Snapchat and take selfies on a daily basis. Oh, we wouldn't judge you. We'd be like, welcome to the club. Yeah. Well, my girls, I have three grown girls and they judge me.

My friends judge me. But listen, those streaks are important. That's right. You keep doing you. That's the most important thing. Appreciate you. We see you. All right, let's go over to Missy in Tampa.

Missy. Hey, it's Misty. Misty, sorry about that. People are judging you, but you don't care. What is it? I let my kids look and wear, basically whatever they want. How old are they? The youngest is three, and the oldest is 18.

Two in the middle are 12 and 13. So do you let the three-year-old pick down clothes? Sure. We went out to dinner last night, and she wore boots with shorts and a shirt that absolutely didn't match. Does she ever pick out, like, princess stuff, and, like, she wants to go as, like, a mermaid or a princess or something? Three, so anything frilly or girly, she's all about that.

Sometimes she wants to wear different character costumes when we go out. It doesn't matter. I like that. It's for her creativity. I like you, Misty. Thanks. I like you. Yeah, I appreciate you.

I appreciate you. For me, most people judge me because I don't think Home Alone's a Christmas movie, and I never will. I think there's Christmas inside of Home Alone, but you can have the same movie where the parent figures a kid and he fights off robbers without Christmas. And most people don't agree with me.

But I do not think Home Alone's a Christmas movie. I think it's a movie that also has Christmas in it. Because under the same logic, die hard's a Christmas movie. And it's not. It just happens around Christmas. So, yeah, how about that one? Suck on that egg.

Hey, Danny and Austin. Thank you very much. Hi. What do you think about this? What do you get judged for? I've always been like the biggest nerd growing up and my friends were just never into the same things I was. So I was super into like Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Game of Thrones, shamelessly into Game of Thrones. And I mean, I like would get text like, I'm literally judging you because I would sit in my room and I will spend the whole day just watching Game of Thrones.

I'll spend the whole day watching Star Wars. I'll reread Harry Potter like six times in like a month. Look at your passion. Oh, it's been judged for that. You love it. You're not hurting anybody. You love it. We don't judge you.

They're all judging you. I'm not judging you. I'm not judging you. No, I'm not judging you at all. No, I'm just like you could read Harry Potter six times. We all have things that were nerdy about, Danny. All of us do. Everybody in this room is a weirdo about something.

Yeah. Yeah, here they are. I wear that proudly. They're all looking down on you except for me, Danny. I reenacted Hunger Games. Oh my gosh. Judge me. No, I refuse to.

Danny, I appreciate you. That's what I appreciate you. All right. Thank you for. Lunch, what are people judge you for? Oh, they judge me because I quit college

with being three hours short. I was proud I made it that far and people judge me and tell me, oh, I can't believe you did that. Whatever, dude, I'm proud of myself. I made it four years in college. I don't think people are judging you, but they're like, you're so close.

Like, how could you not just finish one more class to get your degree? You don't, but that's judging. You should just be like, I'm happy for you. No, it's more like encouragement. Like, hey, dude, you can do this. That's what I feel like it's encouragement. But yeah, dude, what's wrong with you?

No, no, we're proud of you for making it that far. Thank you. The Bobby Bono show. I love Chipotle. And when I heard they were going to add queso, I was like, it's about time. So lunchbox goes out. Tries the Chipotle Caso for the first time ever. We are reporting live outside Chipotle.

The day America has been waiting for. Koso has arrived at Chipotle, and I'm going to go tell you with my taste buds, buy it or don't try it. Wow, even put a thing on it. It's got a name. Biden or don't try it. Dang, this is bigger than the apple announcement. Wow. All right.

You're a queso now, right? The moment America has been waiting for. I want a large queso with a chip. Oh, my gosh. High five, you got queso. Yeah. Yeah. Are they like, what's up with this crazy man?

I scared her a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Here we go. The first bite of Chipole casso. You take the chip, you dip it. You can't burn your tongue. Let me savor that for a minute. There we go.

Ooh, got a little kick. Tastes pretty good. The cheese is real nice and thick. It's got a good texture. I would give it a three out of four on the queso scale. All right, Bobby, back to you. Live from Chipotle. Thank you, lunchbox.

Live. Three out of four. Yeah. For a reasonably priced queso, that seems like it'll do the job. Yeah, it'll do the job. It's not the best case I've had in my life, but it's the taste buds, we're not complaining.

Eddie, what do you think about it? I'm going to give it one out of four. I would say it's equivalent to gas station queso. What? It's pretty bad, guys. I say don't try it. Of course I'm going to try it.

Stick to the guacamole. They do have good guacamole. They do have good guacamole. I don't like it. I'm shocked by Eddie's review. I'm not. Contrarian when it comes to Mexican food. See?

Much gracias. Yeah. Por. American Airlines had to cancel a flight because somebody saw a scorpion on the plane. Yeah. Here's my thing. They canceled the whole flight?

That's why I said. Come on. That's what I said. Because, listen, I grew up in Arkansas camped constantly. Not like a camper hints. We just lived in the woods because we were looking to go,

scorpions weren't even scary to us. They were like yellow jackets. Yeah. They were annoying and they would sting you and they would hurt. But can't you die? I guess. If you die, you die.

I mean, I don't know. I get, they canceled a whole flight. I guess maybe because they thought there were a bunch of scorpions on the plane. Yeah, they didn't know. They had to go fumigate the plane. Come on. A hundred passengers were told waiting to board the plane, the flight crew spotted a scorpion. And the airline was determined the best course of action.

Anyone that does anything in the woods ever rolls their eyes at this. Anyone that doesn't goes, a scorpion. Sorry. But if you're 30,000 feet in a capsule and you can't go anywhere. And a scorpion crawls across my lap, I am losing my mind. This is what I do. I take my shoe off, smash it,

and then I don't tell anybody because I don't want them landing the plane early. There you go. Oh, whatever. I scream so loud. Bobby, I bet you scream. Did the flight crew get a picture of this thing

or did the flight crew just want a day off? No, they got a picture of it. It wasn't even that big. Consumer research discovered that we're 24% more likely to buy an item if we pick it up first. That's because touching an item triggers this familiarity.

So if you reach and you touch it, you're like, ooh, I'm buying it to it. I should buy it. So don't touch it. Don't touch things at stories. trying to save money, don't touch. Don't touch, yes. Don't touch.

Because as soon as you grab it, you feel like there's like this ownership in your heart. Oh. I know. I get that. Don't mix TV and dinner. A study found that adults who never had the TV on during family meals had a lower obesity and they actually had better communication skills. You shouldn't watch TV and eat.

Oh, that's crazy talk. I watch TV and eat dinner every single night. Do you feel like you have really good communications skills? I would say, no. No. No. And like my family growing up, we didn't have dinner. We had dinner in front of the TV every night too. And I do it with my wife. So, and we're not the best at communication. I would eat dinner, but I did dinner by myself on the couch, which was also my bedroom growing up and watched TV every night. But my sister and I, my little sister, who's four years younger than I, we honeycombed together every morning before school. Like at the table? And we'd always fight over the back of the box to get to look at the back of the box.

Because that was a thing. It wasn't even about a prize. Because mostly it wasn't even a honeycomb. It was like, you know, honey squares. We had the generic kind. But we would always want to look at whatever the treat was, like the maze. So we kind of had breakfast together as a family. Yeah.

That's cute. What? I'm just picturing you at the kitchen table with your sister. I mean, I was 18. I was about to graduate, but it was still a thing. You know, last night, I went and I answered phones for the hand-in-hand benefit for the hurricane relief.

And I went in, it was a really heavy room, and I was the biggest lightweight there. Just to be honest, like, it was all big stars plus me. And I don't say that, like, but whoa, whoa, it was me. I don't know how I got in the room.

But on the, and they had you ranked. And the people on the front were the people that made the TV the easiest. So on the front, it was Tim and Faith, and Luke, and the Kings of Leon, okay. Dirk's. So there were a lot of,

that was the, group. It was like entertainer of the year on the front. Okay. I think Amy Grant was up there.

It's super nice. She even said hi to me like out of nowhere and I was like that's so cool. Yeah. I know, right? And so in the middle row

it was like Cole Swindell. It was that second yeah, like the B which by the way I made a comment on Instagram and I called someone

a B-Lest artist. That's a compliment. Sure. There are only so many A's like the Lukes and the Garths and the entertainer of the year. B is like the big deal. You're solid.

So who sets something to you? A lot of people are like, oh, you call someone B list? I meant that as a compliment. I guess maybe they just interpreted it wrong. But the B-listers were on the second row. So people that they wanted to see on TV. Like the Rascal Flats were, and I think they're an A-lister. Oh, for sure.

They were next to call. There's three people, so they take up more room. I do think that's a big deal. Right. That's a reason. So back in the C-list row, it was, I was in the corner. So I was like the last one to make it. Like, for sure.

There were three rows. There were three rows. Your chair was like, pulled up to the side. It was me. Old Dominion was beside me. Brothers Osborne was beside them. Dan and Shea were in the back row.

So it's like legitimate people. Yeah. And so, and so people would call the phones and I wouldn't answer the phone to take money. No, none of us they wouldn't let us answer the phone to take money because we're all idiots. You know, we all we make our living being creative

not taking money or you know, fudging numbs. Yeah. So they'd patch it through And they'd make the donation And they'd say, hey, you're getting patched through To a celebrity

My phone ring I say, hello, this is Bobby Bones, who is this? I'm not kidding. Every time I'd be like, who? And I'd be like, Bobby Bones, like, what do you do? And I can hear the disappointment that it wasn't Tom Hanks Or Clooney or Bieber

I can just hear, I can feel it And I was like, well, I'm a radio show host And a comedian and author And, you know, I do a lot of things I was trying to just trying to say a lot. Because I am, but I don't say all that usually. Google me. But I did that. I did that.

No. Somebody was like, how do I find your stuff? No, I had to. I was like, if you Google me, you can see that. That's right. I follow you on Instagram. I just felt so stupid. Google me. And I was glad I could do it because it was for a good cause. Yeah, for sure. That's awesome. There's a picture, and I was next to the Old Dominion guys, and they were having trouble to. Really? Yeah, because they would be like, we playing a country band, because people would call from like Long Island, New York. So are they like all on speakerphone together? Like, hey, we're Old Dominion. Different phones. Everybody had different phones. So it would be like,

hey, this is, you know, from Old Dominion. And they'd be like, who? Old Dominion, we're a country band. Well, I'm from Long Island. I don't listen to country. Oh. Dang. Well, I just want to say, I mean, it was, for some of us that aren't. That's rough. It was rough. It's so rough, man. I got asked for Oprah four times. Can I talk to Oprah? Couldn't hook. She wasn't even in the same city. Asked for Bieber a few times. George Clooney get a couple requests and they got stuck with me. Bobby Jones, huh? I'd look you up.

No. Bobby Bones, just go, like, uh. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. Come on, Bob. If I say fashion forward, would you say lunchboxes in on that?

No. No. What? No. I would. Not a chance. Well, let me just say this. The not-showered look is the

latest grooming trend for guys out there. Boom! What up! This involves dirty and greasy hair and oily skin. It's designed to give the look of, you know, I don't care. I'll just be dirty. Guys are also using women's dry shampoo, so they don't have to shower every day. So basically, if you don't shower or shave, you're now in style.

Oh, boy. Great. Hey, guys, what up? Get with the times. So wearing the same clothes over and over? Yeah. And you're trying to look dirty. Man.

What is it called fashion forward? Yeah. So I'm fashion forward. You never thought I'd be sent in the trends. But you're still, you may do that stuff, but you're still missing some of that look. Trend center. I think I said that wrong. You know who pulls off that look is like, it's totally edgy and nails it?

It's like Ryan Hurd. Yeah. Okay. How does he pull it off and I don't? I don't know. Because he's really good looking. Is it that? It's like a messy...

And he's also like a hippie kind of... Yeah, I'm saying like the no-showering. And I've actually was at an event once with him where he borrowed some dry shampoo. He's very fashion-forward, I'm sure. Lunch, I'm kind of on your team. I think you've been setting it for 10 years. I didn't even know it.

Yeah, you guys just didn't want to accept it. But he doesn't have the same look. He's just dirty. Like he doesn't look dirty. Like right now you look clean, but I know that you're dirty. So you would say Ryan Hurd, who sings Love and a Bar. Okay. I'm going to look up this Ryan Hurd cat.

Yeah. He nails it. Yeah, he nails it. Yeah, yeah. Let's see how much different he looks than me. Big difference. Yeah. Big difference.

There wasn't the two for once. Made the hour magic. Wasn't anything else I guess that we just had it. I wasn't there to get drunk, but it was. happened because I never wanted to say goodbye We were just friends, just hanged, just sitting around waiting for somebody to cross the line We found love in a bar in the back of a patio corner

away from the lights, it was us and Corona and heart. It's on fire like the cigarettes you smoke when you drank. Now we can't. It's cane, we've been saying it. He found love in a bar. Did you look at him? Yeah.

Okay. Remember when I had long hair? And you guys told me I look disgusting. I mean, I look just like that cat. Yeah, you know what I look like him? His name's Ryan Hurd. Apparently, the new look is to just seem dirty. But lunch is dirty, but it doesn't seem it.

Yeah. No, no. I seem dirty. I am dirty, but you guys hate and say I'm not part of the fashion trend. Whatever. I don't know. There's just something. that's not matching up with it.

You just don't want to give me credit for set in style. Yeah, you kind of like Tommy Hill figure of the show here. Remember like three months ago when I said, hey, Kid Rock signed the country label, and I didn't know what was supposed to say that. Then, like, two months later, it was like, Big news, Kid Rock signs it a country label. Yeah.

And I was like, oops. I didn't know what it was supposed to. Because I know all the secrets, but sometimes I just can't tell. And I heard this one song, and I was like, you're going to love it. And they finally released it, like the radio song. Okay. It's the jam. Let's hear it.

It's called Tennessee Mountain Top. Okay? There ain't nothing like a Tennessee Mountain Top. Some straight shot. Okay. It's the jam. Like I'm telling you, this Kid Rock song, just start playing it right now all the time.

Like, every radio station, just start playing it. Tennessee Mountain Top from Kid Rock. Unsettled like some drugs. Stronghow broke down home seats, but still pack it. Karaokey it when smoke so... You'll end up in California. Come on, tell me that's not the jam.

Kid Rock, right? That's a new Kid Rock. That's a damn. Play it. If you play that song, that's a good one. You like it, Amy, or no? I like it. It is not a jam, right?

Yeah. New Kid Rock right there. That's a jam. Play the game. Okay, here we go. Ladies and gentlemen, New Kid Rock! Nah, that's good. It's called Tennessee Mountain Top.

That's all hit right there. If you were getting mugged, Amy, and they said, Give me your purse or your phone. Which do you give? Purse. Really? Take it. Take it.

Take it all. Take my driver's license that I know will take me. Take my license. Take my wallet. Months or years to finally go to the DMV to get another one. I don't care. Take that. Take my lip gloss, too.

That's the 2017 version. Yeah. Take anything that you wanted. Don't take my phone. Six. Dude. Yeah. Okay, so Lunchbox is here? It's easy.

I'm giving them my phone every day. Listen, that phone is supposedly everything is stored on something called a cloud so you can get that back. You give them your wallet. They know where you live. And I don't need them know where I live. I don't think you have the cloud. I have no idea. I don't know how to do it. I don't know.

He just doesn't have anything on his phone like I don't know. I got contacts in there. What about pictures? I have pictures, but they're supposed to be on that cloud thing. I know. I need to be better about down. The cloud thing is, but it says every time you take a picture, it's on your cloud. I don't, you know, never signed up for a cloud. But if they assign me one, great. I would like to know how to get it.

But if you come and mug me, you can take my phone because it also has a little tracking device and I'll find you. No, they can shut that off. The reason I give it, and I love my phone, but the reason I give up my phone is because they're not going to be able to get into it. All I do is go to my laptop and go shut down. Really. But it's not about them getting into it. It's about you missing out on everything that's on there. Don't worry.

I've posted it all to Instagram. I'll just go back down. Okay, sure. That's an excellent point. I literally do not remember my Instagram password. So if they take my phone, then I'm like a Marty logged in on my phone. So I wouldn't be able to get in. That's trouble too, though.

You should ride all your passwords down and put it right on your arm. Tattoo a one. Yeah, yeah. Last night I was answering phones for that telethon, a lunchbox called. How many times? I ended up calling 93 times. And did you get through ever? I got through on the 80-somethingth call and I sat on hold for like 20.

minutes. I was like, yes, I'm about to talk to someone. It took that long? Yeah. And someone answered, I was like, yeah. Okay, I'll be out for this, sir. Oh, yeah, well, I was watching the hand in hand, and I was trying to call that 1-800 number to the donate. Oh, man, I was ready to donate, and I thought you were going to connect me to a celebrity. Oh. No, that's it, man. Thank you.

That's weird. So I got sent to Verizon after being on hold for 20 minutes, so then I kept calling it on the 93rd call I got through again, and it's like, yeah, please hold. Someone will be right with you, and I'm about to get a celebrity. I'm about to get a celebrity. And then it goes, well, actually all our phone banks are busy. You can just leave an automated donation. I'm like, no, I'm not donating if I can't. I hung up.

You didn't get to talk to a celebrity if you called. Like, for example, I didn't take the money. Right, right, no, no. But I was saying after my donation, I was expecting them to pass me through to a celebrity. And they just say, oh, all the people are busy, so we'll just have you leave an automated one. No. No. Ploney or bust?

Yeah, you made a TV being celebrity. Yeah. I'm sorry you didn't get... 93 times, though. I mean, that's a lot of calls. It is. I'm surprised you didn't get through. Like, it was that hard to get through, huh?

Yeah, well, I got Verizon. It's a good problem. Because they made $14 million. Yeah. But... I never could get through as busy. You called a bunch? Oh, I didn't call 80 sometimes.

But I called a bunch. Finally, I was like, okay, I'm texting. Yeah. But I really was trying to get you. Most of people... Nobody got me. But what if I did? That would have been so amazing.

I would have freaked out. Most people that called were really old that I talked to. I think that's who calls. Well, because I feel like the younger people were texting. Yeah. I'd be like, hello. They'd be like, yeah. Can I speak to DeCaprio?

No, I'm in Nashville. Oh, what's your name? Bobby Bones? Hmm, what do you do? And I would tell them, they were like, okay, well, thanks for donating your time. I was like, okay, that's good. I'm glad. Yeah, it was good.

People were very nice. I'm sorry you couldn't get through lunchbox. Man, and whatever celebrity I got, if it wasn't going to be, you'd be like, man, Bobby Bones is so much cooler than you. Oh, I appreciate that. I was going on my back over there. They'd have been like, who's Bobby Bowens, too? I thought Jake Owen did something pretty cool yesterday.

I saw he was talking to a listener on Twitter. And so this guy named Alex says, I wish for one day I could live the life of Jake Owen. He seems to have one amazing time wherever he goes. And then Jake replied, you are correct about having an amazing time. Why don't you come ride the bus for a weekend? That's better than a day.

Wow, an entire weekend? Yeah. That's a lot of Jake. This is good a good minute. Then Alex said, I'm down. Thanks, Jake. What do I have to do? And then Jake said, you just have to show up.

We'll take care of the rest. I'll send you a DM. Boom, done deal. Wow. Nice. Look at that dude. I wasn't thinking he was like a lot of Jake. Of course, that's going to be fun to matter what.

But it's like, did he vet this stranger out before? Who cares is Jake going, man? He's beaching. Who has time to vet people whenever you're on, you're just beaching, you know what I mean? Okay, maybe not. Okay. Part of the Apple call yesterday, the big talk when they announced the iPhone. I was like, oh, Amy's going to eat this up.

When I talked about you can make your own emojis at your own face. Yeah. Yeah. In emojis track more than 50 facial muscle movements. They've been meticulously animated to create amazing expressiveness. You can pick from a dozen different animated emojis to share and express whatever you want to express to your family and friends. It's awesome. Yeah.

Can't wait. I knew you'd love that one. I saw the guy who, he's the Uber driver and he's proposing to his girlfriend on top of the bridge. And he pulls out the ring and the ring flies out and go, they lost it. Yeah. That's a sign. Oh, is it? Oh, yeah.

Don't do it. There we go. What? No. It was bad. His name was Seth. And they're standing on a bridge over a lake. He got down on a knee.

And they opened the box with some force, you know, like, and it pops out and falls like, boom, right over into the lake. And so he still makes a payment on the ring. About 25 of the friends jumped in the lake, tried to find the ring. None of them. So they're trying to put together a fundraiser to buy him another ring. ring. It's pretty funny to see all the friends in the lake looking for the ring. That's legit friendship right there.

If I dropped my ring, would you guys jump in? Yeah. No, you got insurance. I would jump in. Thank you. Those were our genuine reactions. I was waiting to do what you guys were going to say. That's how all three of us live.

Absolutely, I would without thinking about it. Lunchbox definitely wouldn't. Nettie just waits to see where the wind takes them. Marriage affects your sense of taste. Did you know that? couples who are together prefer similar flavors. Yeah, I've put my husband over onto my end of flavors. No, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Stuff he used to not like when we first got married. Now he eats all the time and he's totally cool with it. I have a theory about this. What? I think it's just because you start to compromise and eat things and then you get accustomed to them. Exactly. I never tasted beer, but everyone goes, it's an acquired taste. I would assume that if we were together, I would have to get to.

get acquired to some of the things that you love all the time. Yeah, you would. I would. Yep. So that's what I think it is. Totally. It's acquiring the taste. It's basically you have to drink the beer of your significant other rights.

What is some taste we'd have to acquire if we were dating you or whatever? Did I like to be alone? You'd have to get used to that. Silence. It's not really food. It's just kind of when I'm not funny. What? I just laughed really.

I just laughed. And then inside I was like, oh, that's kind of not funny. No, I just like to be alone sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. Eat that. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Okay, so shout out to the first woman who called the Monday Night Football Game,

Beth Mowens. And she's getting a lot of backlash on Twitter, and people are being really sexist about it. And they needed to back off. Because just because she's a woman doesn't mean she doesn't know what she's talking about when it comes to football. She called the Chargers Bronco game. Yeah, but did you listen to her

And did you see if she was really any good Before you gave that whole speech? Because I did And I thought she was okay I didn't think she was that good If it were a dude male or female I was saying the backlash on Twitter That was very sexist related

Just seems wrong just because she's a female I'm not evaluating whether or not She did good I didn't feel like a lot of the backlash was sexist I know there was some There's always going to be some But I watched it And I was actually excited that she was doing it

I think there's... Yeah, she made history Because there are a big tubel-ar dudes that never played football that can call a football game. But you put a female in her, like, what's that about? Well, these dudes never played football either, and they get to call a game, but a female can't? That's ridiculous. Of course, a female can call a game.

Yeah. But, again, I just didn't think she did that good a job. Maybe she's nervous. Okay, but you can't start making excuses because you just gave this impassioned speech about it. But I like it, and I hope more. I'm giving it to you now. Barely. And I hope more do it.

And I thought she did a fine job, and I bet she was really nervous because it was the first time. But I did not think that she did a great job, that she did a fine job. Maybe a slightly below average. Okay. But she hadn't done it before. So you get good by doing things. That's true. But it didn't have to do with her being a woman or not.

Well, she didn't make history. So. What did you think, lunchbox? I thought she was bad. There was a lot of bad. Bad. Did you think some of it isn't bad? Bad.

Not her just bad. She was just bad as an announcer. Listen. It was just bad. Rob Ryan was bad. The whole combination of this, they were bad. They were bad. They were bad.

It was bad. Oh, did they sabotage her by putting in a woman? her with someone that's bad? They had a sideline reporter that really messed up. Well, shoot. Come on. Set her up for success. It's not about her. She can set herself up for success by doing a great job and she didn't do a great job. Like, I don't want to be mean and come off. She was bad.

She was bad. She was bad. It was a sucky team. They were, they're not women. They sucked. So that's my point. Go ahead. What else you got? Okay. Well, you know, Connor McGregor at the fight with Floyd Mayer out there, like, he looks like in amazing shape. But apparently now he's developed the wealth belly. Well, also, you're cutting, you're in super shape, you're in a fight shape.

It takes two weeks to eat two pieces of bread, and all of a sudden it's like you're out of superior shape. Yeah. Yeah. I think I got the wealth belly from just flying for a day. He said that now that the fight is over, he's relaxing just a bit and bragging about his wealth belly, calling it his new six-pack, and he's just enjoying fine foods and, you know, lots of drinks.

He got $75 million. for fighting so you know i went he and he probably got like 35 of that was still a lot it is for like 11 minutes no but he earned to get to that spot yeah it's always that look what they get you have to earn to get to that spot and he has to train all that i mean he puts a lot of work and it's not like he just shows up on fighting me wrong if that's what he's worth they earned it and also he got paid to show up to that fight not to actually fight like he got paid for the hype for to make people buy it Oh. You know, they don't care.

As long as the fight happens, they don't care. Anyway, well, I had great food, and I had some pita bread, and I had developed wealth belly. I'm going to start calling it now because I haven't had bread in a long time. This is my wealth belly. I'm like, don't worry, ladies, it's the wealth belly. We're all good. And your pictures last night from the telethon, like your jaw was looking very cut, your jawline. I've been doing lots of jaw exercises.

One, two, three, four, five, six. I do it by a hundred and a row. I mean, I think you're boxing your training is like... Yeah, what else you got? Tightening you up. If you hate cleaning, I've got something to motivate you to get some chores done. If you spend two hours clean in your house, you could burn 600 calories. Although vacuuming is one of my favorite activities, and you have to vacuum for 20 minutes to burn 80 calories.

But like, do you have to have like a really big house to burn this many calories? Or a really dirty house. What up, wife? Or just keep vacuuming the same rooms over and over again because I was trying to think how I would add up to 20 minutes or an hour. But just keep that in mind. If you can't get your workout in but you need to clean, boom, you're burning calories. And lastly, hair loss is causing men to drink.

Yeah, because it makes you sad, right, Eddie? I mean, there's definitely some truth to that. It's just one of their biggest worries and it's a way to kind of. It is a worry. I worry. But men right here, the survey is saying that they are turning to alcohol to soothe them. You know, I saw Dave Matthews last night on the hand. And he looked good, but he shaved it.

He's had, like, receding hairlines since he was big in, like, the 90s. Like, how come he never lost it, like me? It's very slow. Really? It's like a tortoise. Yours, like, the hair. Yeah, man. No one famous goes bald.

Well, because they have money. Oh. Oh, so it's all fake. But you can do lots of stuff. You can take pills and have transfers and you can take, like, your hair from your back and put on your head. We need money and hair. Yeah, whatever.

I give you both. We need. Eddie, you're cute. Don't look about it. You own my hair or my money. You get to look at this one. I didn't get to walk. What did you play last night?

That song I didn't know, probably something really new. It was good. Yeah, it was really good, but I didn't know it either. It was deep. We didn't get to hear because we were answering the phone, so they kept the sound off. We only got to see the video. So you didn't get to hear Usher of Lake? They were playing like 20 feet away, so I could like hear.

That's crazy. Yeah. That's good. I look upon. She tumble and fall. And the man crumble. No, I shed a tear just as long as you stand. Stand by me.

So, darling, darn. Oh, stand. Stand by me. Stand by me. Yeah, that's good. I saw Usher in the back in the opera dressing rooms. I didn't bother them. But everybody was just out and open.

I think when people come from like Los Angeles and they come to Nashville and they see how everybody's just friendly and nobody bothers people, they're all kind of taken aback. They're like, wait, what? I can just hang out and like 100 people don't run up to me and bother me. No, but it's bothering. I'm not sure. Everybody's just hanging. It's just a, it's such a weird. It's so funny to watch people from Los Angeles come to Nashville and the music part of it.

when it comes to songwriting and when it comes to just people because there were 200 people back there it was packed and nobody's bothering usher he was just standing there so everybody was talking to each other and usher was just you didn't have you had a chance that you could have gone up to usher him and like unless i had something to talk to him about nobody goes up and goes hey i want to bother you for a picture right now everybody was just like we're all here oh just welcome him to the ville i would have i don't welcome him to the bill

I feel like I would have maybe needed to either sneak a pick with Usher or something. Or like walk by him and be like, these are my confidence. And not to be rude. That's probably why you weren't there. What? No, I would have been cool. I mean, I got a confession. I'm a big fan.

Yeah. Yes. Just when I thought I said all I could say. You're not cool. Yes. She's on the side says she got one on the way. These are my confessions. I'm going to hit this button now.

Bobby Bones, everybody. So I put together a list of what I think are the 10 most underrated country music artists. And this is completely a subjective list, excuse me, of just my opinion and that's all. And so I want to play, and I have a list, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3,21. You know what I mean? Yeah. Okay. So at number 10.

And I'm going to tell you, there are stars that are on this list, too, because I don't think they get the credit they deserve. And some of them you may not even know. And number 10 on the most underrated country music artist list is Brandy Clark. Since you've gone to heaven, the whole world's gone. Great singer, great songwriter. Everybody says a bill is looking more and more like you. But he won't talk. about you

till he's had a few he dropped out of college he's in and out of jail had a honey pocket watched last month to post his bed since you've gone to heaven the whole world's home

Number 10 most underrated country music artist is Brandy Clark She's got three kids No husband And a hairnet job at a diner on May Hope you check her out today Download her music, learn more about her And every day we'll update it

And it's very controversial Wait till tomorrow's holy This one brandy's awesome I could have put her number one They're all amazing But there you go The Bobby Bones show Gonna go

Appreciate everybody for listening Even if you spend five minutes with us You didn't have to So we appreciate that On Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. You can see pictures, some from last night when we're doing the telephone. Had a lot of interesting stories. Everybody kept asking for George Clooney.

I wasn't even the same city with him, nor was I him. Because I would answer the phone as, like, one of the quote-unquote celebrities. George Clooney there? Yeah, he's not. Can thank you for donating. That was pretty much how I went last night. But I appreciate everybody donating. Everybody was so nice.

Donated. You're like, this is Bobby Bones. They're like, no, no, I'm supposed to be connected to a celebrity. Yep. That's kind of how it went all night last night. That's cool of you, though. I mean, it's really good of you to, like, give up your time. It's like when I walk down red carpets and nobody cares.

It's like, okay, ready to go? And I'm like, okay. And you go to the first person, they don't even look at you because they don't want you stopping by because I want to waste their time on you. That's basically in my life. Just known enough to get on it, but not known enough for people to care.

I'm right there in that middle spot I'm in purgatory That's where I am Oh geez Your time will come I know Hey tomorrow the Bobbycast With the real live detectives

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