The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Talks About Beef He's Squashed With A Country Duo + Baby Box Goes Viral

Episode Date: August 30, 2018

Bobby opens up about where he stands with Florida Georgia Line. Lunchbox gets mad that his son went viral before he did. Also, Amy shares something sweet her daughter wrote about living in America in one of her classes. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yeah, I guess. Well, basically all Thursday is on social media is a way it's for people to brag about things in the past. It's not even about things now because that's what social media is really. It's things, hey, what can I brag about that I'm doing right now? But what Throwback Thursday is, how can I brag about something I've already bragged about? It's like the double brag. Sounds fun. Well, and if you're super braggy, hit him with that Flashback Friday.

You can do it two days in a row. You can do it two days in a row. You can throwback Thursday, TBT. And then tomorrow, if you're like, I didn't get enough of my old brag in, I got something else I want to old brag about, you can FBF, Flashback Friday. Yeah. Yes, Amy, or what? Tomorrow is you're just going to say, or it's something you forgot.

Like, you're saying you revisit something you've already bragged about, but maybe you've totally forgot to brag about it, and now's your chance. Well, brag away, my friends, because that's what social media is all about. Everyone looking at your page thinking that your life is fake and good, and it's really just like everybody else is, but you're just showing up. You can't believe the social media. When you look at social media feeds, it just looks awesome. Everybody's life is so awesome.

But that's not true because think about what you post. You don't post the crappy moments when you're fighting with your wife, do you? No, never. Right. Why would I do that? Amy, you don't post the crap moments when you're constipated, do you? Exactly. That's what I'm saying?

We only post our best moments. So think of everybody else doing that too when we start comparing ourselves to the other moments on the Instagram. You know what I mean? Great point. Thank you. I don't even know what. Throwback Thursday and flashback Friday. I didn't annoy the crap out of me.

What about way back Wednesday? I was going to get there for the people that are really attention seekers. What do they do? Way back Wednesday. Yeah. Oh, I haven't, I haven't ever done that. Or a tossback Tuesday. Yeah.

Do it. You can brag. Is there a member Monday? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Member this Monday. Months ago Monday. Yeah, so that's a thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So just do you. Do you, but just know I'm watching. Yeah, but you do it too. Yeah, sometimes. I'm not bad. I'm not better than what I'm talking about. And I don't do it that often. I do not do it that often.

Oh, okay. Only if I have a... Yes, yes. Only if there's an agenda to promote in some way. Only five times a year. Yeah, something like that. But here we are. It's a throwback Thursday, everybody.

How about speaking of throwback Thursday? You know what they call me, right? Yeah, country music's youngest historian. That's right. The Bobby Vaughn Show. On this day in country music. On this day in country music. By the way, Amy, you're absolutely right.

I do it. I'm not claiming I'm better than what I'm talking about. I'm also talking to myself in this sermon. Yeah. You acknowledge what you're doing. Absolutely. There are two, there are liars and hypocrites. You know, I'm more of a liar than a hypocrite.

So, you know, that's how it works. You know what I'm saying? That's good. Yeah, no, I was just making sure people understood that you weren't, you're, okay, that wasn't me calling you out. Judges? Yeah, exactly. Call out.

Twenty-one years ago, on this day in country music, Kenny Chesney has his first number one song ever. Can you name that song? She thinks my tractor's sexy. You know what? You would think, you'd think? No, it's not in? No.

The number one, first number one ever from Kenny Chesney, 1997, his fourth album, and it's She's got it all. Kenny now has the most number ones, the record with 30, beating out Tim McGraw and Alan Jackson, who have 29 each. It's producer Ramundo in Texas, that video that's been going around to the woman frantically ringing doorbells late at night. The chains on her wrist. She's safe now, we're finding out, so that's awesome news.

In health news, 16 people have gotten sick and one person has died from salmonella poisoning after eating Empire Kosher brand chicken. Cases have been reported in New York, Pennsylvania, Maryland, and Virginia. And finally, in Wisconsin, two Amtrak trains carrying 500 passengers were stalled for nearly 24 hours because of flooding. Right now they're on their way, so that's good news. Glad everybody's here. I got a couple things I wanted to mention. Amy, by the way, has two children, lovely children, 11 and 8, and 1.

they were adopted from Haiti and Amy when an adoption article comes across my Twitter feed, I click it. Like I felt like, you know, you've really been in this process, but I've learned a lot from being a close friend of yours over the past five years and going to the orphanage and knowing your struggles with adopting domestically. And then because that wasn't working because you guys kept moving around and your husband was in the military, then adopting internationally. So here's a story that I found, celebrities who were adopted.

Oh, wow. Okay. Did you see this on the internet? I didn't know. Tim McGraw, the first one. Did you know Tim McGraw was about to? I think I knew that, and then, like, some later he found out his dad was that baseball player. Yeah.

When Tim was 11, he found that his father was actually his stepfather. So his dad the whole time was a... He didn't know that. He didn't know that. His biological father turned out to be professional baseball player, Tug McGraw, who denied being his dad until Tim was 18. The fascinating story in the ESPN book, did you read that one time? Yes.

About when he met him first time? Yes. Just... Wow. I mean, does it count? Because I was adopted with my grandmother for a while. So does that count?

What do you mean? Does it count? I mean, yeah, you had someone take over as your legal guardian. Yeah, but I feel like that's different than that. You adopted your children. They didn't have parents in their life. Like my mom, and my real dad had left. My mom was there, and then she left, and my grandmother adopted me for a while

because my mom wasn't around anymore. But does that count? Because I've never considered that counting. Well, I mean, I see what you mean. it is a different type of adoption, but you absolutely can say, yeah, you were adopted by your grandma for a short time. Faith Hill was adopted. You knew that, right? I did, because she reached out to me during my adoption process, which was really nice. She was adopted when she was a baby.

She was told by her parents that her birth mother gave her up because she was having an affair with a married man. When she met her birth mother, she found out that was a lie. Faith's birth mother was unable to care for her when she was born. So, Tama Faith, both adopted. Wow. It's crazy sometimes the things that kids are told that are lies that aren't true, which, yeah, my daughter shared with me some things that in time, I think maybe I'll be able to share. I can't share right now, but stuff that it was just a lie, you know? Shania Twain, by the way, born Eileen, Regina Edwards, her parents divorced when she was young, but her mother remarried, and then her stepdad adopted her.

Nicole Richie, who, by the way, is not Lionel Richie's daughter. Get out. Like blood daughter. I'm almost positive. Oh, really? Yeah. Nicole's birth parents were friends of Lionel Richie and agreed to let Nicole stay with Lionel and his wife, Brenda. And after realizing that they would give her a better life, they agreed to give her full custody.

She was nine years old. Did not know that. Yeah. I even thought they looked the same, kind of. You know, like I just, because you assume you start seeing it. similarities. Bill Clinton. He was born to a widowed mother, was sent to live with his grandparents as a child. He was raised by his grandparents. And then his mom later returned on. Sarah McLaughlin, she found out she was adopted when she was nine years old. Steve Jobs. Wow.

A lot of people. Yeah. Didn't even realize. Anyway, I saw that story. I was thinking about you. Didn't your daughter do something right at school or something about being adopted? Well, she had to, well, I mean, she could do whatever she wanted, but she had to write a life story. for school. I don't know the exact assignment, but she just came home with a piece of paper, and my husband sent me a picture of it. And part of the story and what she wrote,

and it totally got me. She put, my mom and dad got us to the U.S. And when I got to the U.S., I love it, and I love my new home, and I also love my new school. Oh, wow. And when I read it and just seeing it in her handwriting,

it just warmed my heart that she really is starting to feel comfortable and love it. and that makes me happy. Good for you. Come on, that's a good one. School officers were caught illegally selling sodas to students. Like smuggling in coax. Hey, making that extra buck.

That's a hustle. Yeah, so Connecticut, the state outlawed soda sales in 2006. So you can't sell sodas. So what happened is people that worked at the school were sneaking them in and selling them to the kids. They were part of the police department on campus, and they would have to have. have kids come to their office and they would sell them under the table. Isn't that crazy? Bones, we've seen this in history, man, Prohibition.

When they took alcohol away, there were people smuggling alcohol. Same thing with Coca-Cola. I know it's just the people we trust, though. Right. A couple cancels the wedding after guests won't shell out $1,500 to attend the wedding. I don't get that. I saw that headline, and I'm like, I don't even understand what happened. A bride to be named Susan revealed on Facebook that she and her fiancee called off the wedding.

Just a few days because guests were not willing to shell out the required $1,500 to attend. She said, quote, we sacrificed so much and we only asked each guest for around $1,500. We talked to a few people who even promised us more to make our dream come true. So our request for $1,500 for all the guests was not out of the ordinary. We made it clear if you couldn't contribute, we couldn't count on you. People told us they could count on them, and then they didn't. You're fine, Tim. Well, maybe people thought that they were, you know, signing up for a $20 wedding ticket.

it not 1500? You know, I can't hate them for openly asking for something, but you can't get mad when you don't get it. And that sounds ridiculous to me. Like you make people pay. But let me just say this. If you have a destination wedding and people want to come, they have to pay that to go to a destination wedding.

Oh, 100%. Destination weddings are expensive. Yeah. Like, I would never go to one. Oh, I've been to one. And actually, it was pretty awesome. And obviously, my husband and I made it a vacation. And my mom and my sister and her whole family, we got to go.

and if you have time to plan for it and you make it your family vacation for the year it's actually cool because then all the festivities are kind of handled for you but still it's an investment. I guess I would just feel it would be kind of selfish for someone to say hey if you want to come to my wedding unless they're paying for unless they're super loaded. Yeah.

They're like hey you're very important to us please come to the wedding and also buy a plane ticket and a hotel room maybe that's just me. Take time off work. Yeah a lot of time. Yeah unless you know you can't plan it out during a vacation but yeah I saw that. Listen I can't be mad at her I think she's a bit out of touch, but I can't be mad at somebody for asking for something, you know?

Yeah, and if people are dumb enough to pay, then they're dumb enough to pay. But to bring that down, she should have invited more people, and then it'd be less money per person. Listen, maybe. She probably shouldn't have thrown a wedding, she couldn't afford if we get down to the shoulda part of it.

Like they say, weddings are expensive. Yeah. Lunchbox said. That's what they say. He always said he was going to hire, just get an iPod for his music. Yeah, I was going to get an iPod. bring your own chair, bring your own alcohol, but then I didn't have to pay a dime for it.

So I don't care. I'm a father-in-law. It's the girls in tradition. The girls' family pays for it. And we stuck to tradition. Your tradition. There we go. 30 seconds skinny.

Garth Brooks, Trisha Yearwood, and Eric Pasley gave back to the community. They spent their afternoon together building a home for habitat for humanity. Our thoughts and prayers out to Lauren Elena. had to cancel some recent shows due to a family medical emergency. Luke Bryan is set to kick off his 10th annual farm tour, and he just announced his special guest joining him that include Chase Rice, John Langston, The Peach Pickers, and DJ Rock. The 6-8 tour kicks off on September 27th in Ohio.

I'm Morgan number two, and that's the Skinny. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So a lot of teachers have to dip into their own pockets to pay for certain things around their classroom, and it can really add up. So this local company and this on town,

Millionaire Enterprises, they're an air conditioning company, they decided to surprise 60 teachers and just leave them envelopes in each side envelope $100. Oh, wow. Yeah, and a thank you note. That will go so far too.

It really will go so far. That's great. There are a lot of teachers. And we have teacher friends that experience this and they do dip in their pocket a lot for things just like staples. for things for their boards in the classroom

sometimes for even the students yeah storage bins for different things stuff you don't really think about that definitely helps a classroom run smoothly even outside of the classroom like socks for kids that's true so if you can help a teacher help a teacher

if you can help it you know that's a good story I do like that Bobby Bone Show Bonehead Norrie up the day This story comes us from New Hanover County North Carolina And the sheriff's department came on the news, said, oh, look, we got a big old bus.

We got 13 pounds of narcotics off the street. They thought it was meth. Big bust. Big bust. Yeah, I got it. Big bust. Goes back, test it. Oh, it was just sugar.

Oh, wow. Oh, the big bus was a sugar bus. Yeah, so they held a press conference saying we got 13 pounds of- Oh, that's unbelievable. Meth off the streets. Turns out it was just sugar. So, okay, my question then is who's driving all the sugar around, and what kind of car are they in? why does it look like a meth car?

I don't know, but they busted it thinking they had found all this meth when they searched the car. And they didn't test it before they go and have a press conference? In the movies, they always taste it with their tongue. Like you put it on your gums, I heard. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You don't do that in? I mean, I don't know. I'd be scared to just test the map.

So they have a press conference. Yes, and then they send it off to the lab, and a week later they had to come back and be like, oh, sorry about that, just sugar. Just sugar. Wow. And what town was that? Because you nailed the town. New Hanover County, North Carolina. That whole story is amazing.

Eddie and I, when Lunchbox nailed the name of the town, we looked at each other and went, respect. We were so proud. Yeah, we were. Yeah, you're welcome. Like, Uncle Eddie off the bottom. What are they doing, like, trying to bake cookies?

I wonder why somebody driving around that much sugar in their car. Yeah. I don't know. It doesn't say why, but I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the day. The Bobby Ball Show. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones.

Let me know. I'm a trams. Hey, let's play Who has more Instagram followers, so I'll give you two options. Lunchbox, Amy, write your answer to that. I like it. Who has more Instagram followers,

Keith Urban or Jason Aldeen? So two humongous country stars. Who has more Instagram followers, Keith Urban or Jason Aldeen? I'm in for the win. All right, Amy? Jason Aldean. Lunchbox?

Al Dean. Wow, you guys both got that right. Jason Alden has 2.5 million. Wow. Keith Urban has 1.8. I've gone from one to one Jason Aldine's wife has over a million Really?

Yeah Yeah Brendan should a lot Okay who has more Instagram followers Thomas Rhett or Miranda Lambert That's a tough one That's a good question

I'm in Thomas Red or Miranda Lambert I'm in for the win All right everybody's in Amy what you think Thomas Rhett Lunchbox I went with Wreck

Because he has a family And he shares pictures of his kids That's a great guess. Miranda Lamber, by the way, has 3.4 million. Wow. Oh, what? Yeah, Miranda Lambert has 3.4 million. Thomas Redd has 3 million. The answer is Brandon Lambert. So close.

How about that? I give you a tough one. Who has more Instagram followers? Carrie Underwood or Luke Bryan? Yeah. Oh, shoot. Ooh. Oof. I'm in.

Ah, I'm in for the win. Carrie or Luke Amy Carrie Underwood Wow Lunchbox Absolutely the most gorgeous woman Carrie Underwood

Is it Luke Luke Brian has 4.4 million Carrie Underwood has 7.7 million Oh wow Okay Yeah We're tied right now

Yeah All right tiebreaker All right Who has more The Yodel boy Oh stop Or Garth Brooks Stop

Stop it right now Am I trying to trick you Or am I trying to trick you by tricking you I don't know But I'm in for the win Who has more The Yodel Boy Or Garth Brooks

Instagram followers I mean Okay Amy I'm just going for it The Yodel boy Okay lunchbox I hope I am wrong

The Yodel boy I hope I am wrong Because the society needs to be disappointed with himself They are following him over Garth Brooks. Garth Brooks has a million. The Yodel boy has 2.3 million. Stop!

Oh my goodness. I hate society. No, stop it. He's just a kid. Come on. Good kid. All right, last one. Another tiebreaker.

All right. Who has more? Lunchbox or Winnie the Pooh. Oh, that's easy. Oh, I'm in. I'm in for the win. Lunchbox? Lunchbox.

Amy? Winnie the Pooh. The answer is, do you know how many you have? No. With $250,000, the answer is Winnie the Pooh. Yeah, that's right. Here you go. Oh, I don't see any cracks.

A few wrinkles, maybe. And there's our big winner. And by the way, Amy's the winner. There she goes. Nice work. Yay. Thank you. It's a Bobby Bone Show.

This is interesting to me. 90s trends that are making a comeback according to Etsy. Now, explain to me Morgan Number 2 what Etsy is. It's essentially a site where they just sell a bunch of different trending items. Some are things people are making through DIY and other things that are just on the market at the time. And explain to me what DIY is? Do it yourself. Got it. Okay, so. 90s trends making a comeback. And you were born in what year of Morgan number two? 93.

All right. Go ahead. What's the first thing on the list? Handmade shell necklaces. So those kind of puka necklaces people wore, those are making it come back. Hmm. I don't remember that. Never had one. Puka? It's a guy and girl or mostly a girl.

Honestly, I saw a lot of my guy friends wearing them. Interesting. If you give me one, I'll try it out. I'm still wearing a much in. I'm looking for some accessory. Okay, what else from the 90s? Butterfly hair clips, so they're just kind of accessories, and they look like little butterflies pink, purple, blue.

They put them in your hair. Amy, did you ever wear the butterfly hair clip or no? No, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. What else? I mean, and I guess I'm going to have to start doing it again. We got the glasses chains, so you know how people wear glasses and then they put a chain to make sure they don't fall off?

Oh, please never do that again. That's nerdy. That's, uh, that's mom's family. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's so me, mine. Grandma wears that. Yeah. So people are doing that, huh?

Yeah, for sure. So you can do that and rock the new trend. Okay. How many more you have? Two more. All right. All right. What else?

I admit. I have like three of them. Yeah. I love it. Bring it back. Bring it back. Bring it back. Yeah, I love that one.

What else? And the last one is fanny packs. No. I've been on that a bit. I told you, when I wear sweats with no pockets, I won't wear a fanny pack to the gym. It's a lot to dedicate all the time because you've got pockets. You can put your wallet in your pocket. But yeah, I do like a fanny pack.

I like fanny packs on girls, too. It's a good look. No. You guys don't like panty pack? No, no. Yeah, Amy does. Amy tell me more about that. Yeah, I mean, I'm totally into it.

And Morgan number two a while ago told us about the new fanny pack slide sneakers where it's like zipper in your shoe. I feel like any way to store things conveniently is great. I'm into that too. Yeah. Morgan number two, thank you very much. And that's what 24 year olds care about. What your 24 year olds care about. Boom. Bobby bombs. Never going to get it. Never going to get it. Never going to get it. Never going to get it. I'm going to give you this one. 20 years ago, people did this an average of three times a day. Today, three times a week. Okay. So 20 years ago, we did this three times a day. Today, three times a week.

So significantly less. How you feel about that, Amy? You look confused. Man, I'm just still. This one's stumping me so hard. Okay, here we go. Think about that. Hey, let's check in now where they're never going to get a question.

20 years ago, people did this three times a day. Holy cow. Now it's three times a week. Nathaniel and Austin, you're up. I would say it would be family dinners. Well, that's a pretty good guess, but man, three... Are you give hiccups, Amy? What is happening?

I've been trying to... We are radio professionals. No, I've been trying to tell you for five minutes I have hiccups really bad. Okay, well, lean away a little bit if you need to. Yeah. No, that's not right. Amy, what is your answer? Turn on a TV.

No, lunchbox. Call somebody. Oh, wait. Maybe. Oh. It's talk on the phone. Yeah. I think that's probably it.

Judges? Yeah. Give it to them. How do you feel, Am, yes? Yeah. 20 years ago, people talked on the phone three times a day. Now it's maybe three times a week. Actually talking on the phone.

Lunchbox. All I do is. There is. Very, yeah. Got it. That's job, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. What a day. How many times, I'll ask you this, Amy, how many times a week do you think you talk on the phone?

Every day. You do. Yes. Lunchbox? Every day. Wow, I might once a week. Yeah. Wait, what?

Maybe I talk on the phone. I text all the time. FaceTime. But just holding that thing up to my head, I try to think of the last few times I did it. Amy called me the night, but other than that, I don't talk on the phone that much. Yeah, once a week, edit you? Probably never.

Like, actually, never. You have to talk to your wife? No, no, no, we text. You can't never talk on the phone. Okay, fine, once a week. I'm like you. I have a story here about women, and it says that you tell me if you are, but it says women, for the most part, are put off by good looks and high intelligence.

What do you think about that story? Put off? Yeah. Does that explain anything with yours truly? Why you're still single? Oh. I think sometimes we might be intimidated by it, but not put off. Well, that's part of being put off.

Anything that would keep you from fully embracing it? Hmm? Anything there? You are pretty smart. Yeah? You don't think I'm that good looking now? I don't know. I can't tell. You still don't know. Still don't know, but I know you're really smart.

You're Quiz Bowl captain, and every time we have a question, you know the answer to every subject, so I know you're intelligent, highly. Well, so I guess my question is that I was Quiz Bowl Captain in seventh grade. Does that still count in 12th grade? You bring that up. Yes, it still counts because, I mean, and still now you know everything about everything. If Eddie asks you a question, I ask you a question, Amy, it's just like, well, I actually this, the Pratherum

theorem. Let me tell you, let me pray. I'm not sure, but you might want to factuate that. Oh, I am right. Oh, of course I am. That's true.

Pythagorum theorem. Yeah. Does make that up? No, the... That's 3.14. That's pie. Dang it. Pie.

I was watching the news this morning, and boy, I still get, I get teary-eyed with the John McCain stuff. It showed Cindy McCain. Oh, it's really hitting you, huh? Hard. I mean, he was amazing. You know, but we didn't know him.

I know. And that's how I feel about 99.9.9% of people that I don't know that die. And I'm like, oh, wow, they really contributed something. And that's cool. But there was a video of Cindy McCain, like, hugged, like, kissing the top of the casket and hugging it. Oh, well, yeah, that'll get you.

That got me. And then not only that, it was the fact that John McCain is so respected by both parties and that both sides have kind of just said, you know, aside all of our political differences, we do agree about this and about him, being someone who kind of just kind of did things his own way. Yeah, Maverick. He definitely had his own party and he stayed with a party most of the time. But, and then the fact that he asked not only two people to speak at his funeral,

but two people from different political parties and not only that, two people that he went up against and lost to and for president. He went up against George W. Bush and lost. He went up against Barack Obama and lost. And not only is it two people, two former presidents, from two different parties, it's two people that beat them. It's amazing. All of that, it kind of gives me a sense of humanity again

because there isn't humanity right now in this political world. There's none. And I watch it and I think maybe that's what it is. Like I miss that. In my heart a little bit, I miss the fact that we don't see people getting along in D.C. that are supposed to represent us. Because they're not representing us. They're not representing us right now.

They're not. We are people that are that divisive. They try to lead us there and the fringe people. But we're not. I watch it and, yeah, I got teary-eyed. Maybe it's just... No, I think we're in such a toxic environment and then this is just such a breath of fresh air that, yeah.

It's weird that it's a breath of fresh air that somebody had to die. Isn't it? Because it is. I think you hit it on the head right there. It's a breath of fresh air to see kindness and compassion and empathy and empathy from both sides when you just don't see it at all.

And if it takes somebody dying to do it, maybe that's what it is. Maybe that's why it's triggering an emotion in me right now. Well, and the fact that he didn't die suddenly, he knew death was upon him and he was able to plan things. And he's a smart guy. And so I'm sure this was part of his, his, what he felt could be part of his mission here on earth, like to do something like that, to try to bring some sort of united feeling. He wrote the message to be read after he died. I've read that probably four times. Yeah, I'm so struck by this, and I'm never struck by this.

I'm so struck. And so he was such a hero, meaning he gave his life for causes that were just to serve people. He's from a multi-generation military family, and he went and served. He flew. He got shot down. He was in an airplane. They shot him down. He lived.

Then they held him to POW camp, where he could have left. And he stayed because he said, I'm not going to go just because my dad is high ranking in the military. And because he's something, I'm going to stay and let all my other men go first. So for five years, he sat in a POW camp for us. And then he had to endure things like people telling me he's not a hero. Like that makes me sad for him. He's not even around. It's crazy.

Yeah. I wish I had whatever gene that he or our military have or our police officers have or our firefighters have that just serves. saves. As you know me, there's a problem. Feet don't fail me now. I'm out of here. There are people trying to do this. I'm like a cartoon character I'm getting out of there so fast. But yeah, and I guess I'll use this opportunity again to thank those that fight for us. And maybe that's it. Maybe it's just a re-reminder of people that go out and risk their lives for us so we can do these dopey radio shows. And Senator McCain was one of those people. Like he's one of the reasons we get to sit around this table and do a

dopey radio show. That's it. And military, he served. It's not like you're making a bunch of money when you decide to get into politics. Later you do, because if you're good at it, write books and people care about what you have to say and you learned a lot.

Right. Anyway, I was watching the news this morning and I had tears screaming screaming down my face. I guess they weren't strolling or screaming. They were streaming. Streaming. I've went too long about this, but man,

get me going here. I'm so thankful. It's okay. You were feeling something. I really was feeling something. I'm so thankful. I'm so thankful for our military. I'm so thankful for people like John McCain,

police officers, the people that really, we don't always see them protecting us, but they are. They are. The hackers that are keeping the other bad hackers at bay. We don't even know, but they're out of them.

They're out of there. There's any problems? Don't call me, because I'm running the opposite direction. I need people like Amy's husband they're going to step in and save us. We're a bunch of puds in this room, right, boys?

Oh, yeah. Raymond? Yeah. You're a pudd too. Admit it. Yes. That's right. What?

We're a bunch of pudds. No. We haven't served. I regret not being able to serve. And you know what? I probably couldn't go back and do it because I'm such a wimp. So I'm thankful there are people that aren't wimps. I'm done.

I'll stop talking about this now. But this is, I sign off with a thankfulness. I sign off with just grateful that I can do what I do because of people like Senator McCain. And it touched me this morning. I wasn't planning to go into this, and now I don't even know what to do. What do I do? What are we? What is today?

What are our options? Well, I went for a long time here. I needed to take a quick break, and then we can come back and kind of regroup. And I was going to talk about how women don't like smart guys, and it turned into the whole thing here. Let's go to Nicole in Japan. Hey, Nicole, what's happening in Japan? Hey, how's it going, guys? Really good.

What time is it where you are right now? Right now, it is 8.40 p.m. Oh, it's all? Oh, it's almost bedtime. Yeah, exactly. Wow, look at you. So are you a military family? Yeah, my husband's Air Force.

We've been here almost two years now. Come on, come on, guys, come on. There he is. How is it living in Japan for you? It's insane. At first we hated it. We were like, where the heck are we? But it's amazing.

Now it's so safe. The people are so friendly. I mean, it's just incredible. Where'd you live in the States before you went over? We were stationed at. Dick Dill in Tampa, Florida. Yeah, I'm very familiar with. I love Tampa. Hey, let us all, for you, a big, thank you

very much. Thanks for calling and listening. Is there anything you like to say to the show right now, from Tampa? Oh, wait, from Japan, yeah. I just wanted to thank y'all for everything you guys do. I mean, you bring a sense of home to us here. I listen to you on the IHeart Radio app every single day. Oh, thank you. And it's just like, you know, like we never left Florida.

So it's nice to have a sense of family when you're so far away. Love it. Thank you. thank you for being a supportive wife to your husband who's out protecting us. Tell your husband we said thank you, all the thank yous, okay? Absolutely. All right, bye-bye, have a good day. Let's go over to Jay and Alabama. Jay, what do you want to know?

Hey, Bobby. I always want to know how to date number two go with Morgan number two. Well, first of all, I see what you're trying to do here. You're trying to say that Morgan number two and I went on a date last night. Is that what you're implying, Jay, from Alabama? I'm just saying, Bobby, from Nashville, that Instagram, On the public eye, it looks that way. Jay, on my Instagram, by the way, you look at my Instagram, it's Mr. Bobby Bones.

Morgan number two and I are just sitting at a table smiling to the camera. There is nothing romantic to happen with me and a coworker slash employee. Last female I sat at a table with smiling while eating. I got married. Okay, that's fair. That was the last female you sat and smiled with at a table, Jay? That's the only one I'm going to admit to, Bobby. Okay.

Now, listen, Morgan number two and I went to dinner last night. It was fantastic. There were no romantic sparks. There weren't supposed to be. It was more of a, let's talk about the future. And we'll talk about that later. We'll get into the dinner later. But Jay, I look at my Instagram comments.

All it is is people talking about Morgan number two and me. Just because you're sitting at a table with the female does not mean you're with the female. You know what I mean, Aym? Right. How many years did you and I have? have to deal with this. Do what? How many years did you and I have to deal with people think we were dating? Oh, I mean, sometimes we still do and people reply, yeah, she's married with two kids. Yeah. So we have a that's rude coming up in a bit where I go right into the comments of the

Instagram. So we'll do that. I mean, here's, there's some that's rude right now. These are about me. From Liz, you eat dinner at a time like my five-year-old toddler does. It was like 4.30 p.m. That's rude. Mary says my ex would eat dinner at 5 p.m., but he was 67. Oh, dang. Well, here's the thing, too, is that it was still daytime whenever I said, hey, let's have dinner. But my dinner's little earlier than what Morgan number two would usually eat. So, let's see.

Jess writes, hey, you and my me-mall have the same dinner time. That's rude. So there you go. Here's one. It says, I live next door to Bobby. She's been staying at his house for the past couple of weeks. Oh. An inside tip on Instagram. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's rude.

And untrue. That's not true, right? No, she's been there for like three days. Nah, she hasn't been there. We had a good time, right, Morgan, too? Yeah, it was a good talk. We had a lot of good conversations. Were there any sparks? No, not. No. Okay, just making sure I didn't miss anything there.

It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. Shane was headed out on his sailboat in the Keys of Florida, and he took it. his dog Harley with him, so a storm rolls in. Harley falls overboard. Oh, man. And Shane can't find him. Harley swims

three miles to a local beach. Wow. Shane gets home, can't find his dog, gets on social media, and finds out someone found him on the beach three miles away. That's crazy. And they were reunited. Who-W-W-W-W! Here comes Harley. That's a good one, right, AIME? Love it, yeah. That's a good one.

That was Tell Me Something Good. Lobby Boneshap. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. It's the 30 It's skinny. Carrie Underwood shared that she rarely plays new music for her husband, Mike Fisher. Here's a clip of her talking about it. He will be honest, which is good, but he'll, like, offer his opinions. And I'm like, I don't tell you how to play hockey.

Isn't that kind of a trap, though? I'd like to know what you have to say. But then when you say it, I don't tell you to play hockey. That's great. I love that. I mean, yeah, it's true. He probably isn't ever like, hey, hey, Carrie, watch me. this puck. Tell me what you think.

Okay, but if she's asking for his opinion and he gives it, you can't counter that with Hey dude, don't tell you how to skate if you don't like it. That's my only point. Yeah, yes. Morgan number two, what else? Luke Bryan set to kick off his 10th annual farm tour and he just announced his special

guests coming with him, Chase Rice, John Langston, the Peach Pickers, and DJ Rock. We've got Walker Hayes. He released a new single called 90s country. Here's a clip of it. Do you love me if you do check? Yes, please. Girl, you know you think my track.

I'm Morgan number two. That's the skinny. Hey, what's happening, guys? You know, you get on your phone. You're always tinking around trying to find stuff to do. There's a lot of games. A lot of apps out there. But I'll say this, there's only one Best Fiends. And if you're like me, you're tired of the same old apps on your phone. And let me recommend to you the puzzle game, Best Fiends. there's a ton, they've been saying infinite amount of challenging puzzles,

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Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. Transmitting across America. Hey, we'll do the joke. And then Trevor is on. We're going to get an update from him. Yesterday, remember the clothes were on the floor and he wasn't going to pick him up? Oh, right, right, right.

And I was just like, dude, pick him up. I don't care if there's a stalemate. Pick him up. know what happens. So we'll talk to him in like one minute. But first, without any further ado, the morning corny. How does Cardi B keep fit? How does the rapper Cardi B keep fit? Keep Cardio. That was the morning corny. Trevor. Hey, so what happened? Well, actually, it went very well.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Here's what happened. Lunchbox comes on the air yesterday and goes, I cooked, so my wife's doing the dishes. And I say, okay. He goes, but the dishes are just staying in there because it's a stale mate. And I said, well, why don't you just watch them? No, she has to.

And you guys didn't even have a conversation. There was a fight about this. No, never a conversation. It was just an unspoken kind of who's going to do the dishes. But I assume she knows that she's supposed to do the dishes because I cooked. Are they done, though, now? No, they're still chilling. Still chilling.

Still chilling. So Trevor gets on the phone, and Trevor, they were closed on the bathroom floor. Is that what it was? Or closed on the bedroom floor. Which one? Yeah, bedroom floor.

Okay, and neither one. You or your wife were picking them up. No. Okay, so how long had the clothes sat there? Two months. That's insane for me. That's awesome. And he was a bit defiant yesterday.

He was like, I'm not doing it. I said, just do a science experiment for this show. Please pick them up. It'll take you 10 seconds. of being like, oh, this stinks. But I bet your life is just rewarded in many ways. Trevor, what happens when you picked the close up? Well, she works nice.

So I didn't really sure and I was saying. I couldn't hear anything. She said I was asleep already. And, well, I woke up the next morning. My lunch was actually made, and I had a nice little nut on there. God, I love you. Thank you for doing the laundry. And here's your lunch.

Come on. Yeah. Have Trevor, let's look back now. You know, pride is a terrible thing to have. And we all have it, and we have to, a bit, try to look over the top of the pride and see what's on the other side of it. It's a very difficult thing to do.

But you were able to do that. You looked over the top of pride. You saw the other side. You picked up the clothes. What did you learn from this, Trevor? Good things come from kind of doing stuff that need to be done? Yeah.

Yeah, sometimes you get in these dumb fights. and you're holding on to things, grudges. There's nothing productive about a grudge. Man, I've had some bad grudges in my day. Most of them are gone. Because I just realized I was spending so much time, just wasted on the negativity, so much energy, wasted on the negativity,

where I could take that energy and put it in the positivity, and now we get these results. Things around my life would just start to happen in good ways. They were friends and artists, and things I would just have these terrible fights and feuds with. And I was like, why am I doing it? Now I was going to have great friendships because of it. So Trevor, tell our listeners what you learned and what they can experience by just getting rid of these small grudges.

Go ahead. Enlighten them right here, Trevor. Don't fight over the stupid teddy stuff. That's right. Don't fight over the stupid stuff. Save it for the big stuff. Trevor, thank you, my friend. Now, in your life, you're going to look at this.

You're going to shift it a bit, right? Right. Yeah. Yeah, I like this. Here is. Hey, Trevor, everyone. Come on. Come on, Trevor.

Come on, Trevor. Good job. There he is. enjoy your lunch that your beautiful wife made for you and read that note and I hope it hits you right in the heart and you know I think we all learn a little something today Trevor oh yeah

all right bud you're going to work right now yeah I'm on my way I'm about to pull in all right boy I'll let you get to work thank you very much for calling thanks for picking up the clothes and a little bit you picked up the clothes for all of America I think yeah yeah all right boy see later there he is that's good though right am I'm into that

yeah no I love it It's hard. That pride, it's tough. Oh, to get you. It'll get you every time. Guys. Don't do that, Amy, because it's for everyone. Don't do that.

Yeah, that wife didn't pick up the laundry either. That was her pride. It was. They were battling it out. Pride doesn't know if you have a wiener or a peepaw. You know what I mean? No, it doesn't. It doesn't know that.

Okay. Yeah. You have a peepal. You have a peepal. I have a wee-wee. Okay. Never heard of call that. And my pride is okay.

My pride is okay with you. You never have heard that before. Good, good. There's Will in South Carolina. Hey, Will, what's up, buddy? Hey, first-time cooler here. Thank you very much. What do you want to ask?

Just want to know if lunchbox goes to dishes when his wife cooked like he wants her to do when he cooked. Oh, that's interesting. So lunchbox cooked and he expected his wife, who's also nursing a baby, who just had a baby. He expects her to do the dishes. and she hasn't, so he hasn't, so they sat in the sink for days and days. Yeah, and it was a shrimp dish, so it's not the best-smelling stuff. Oh, wow.

Okay, so the opposite. Do you do the dishes every time she cooked? Oh, of course. You do? Of course. Absolutely. And what do you think about that there, Will? Yeah, I believe him, but don't you think maybe you give a little grace

because she's physically going through something new? So am I. Like, I've never had a baby either. But you both are going through that the same, but she physically just had a baby. Yeah, you're right. So maybe she shouldn't have to physically do as many things for just a little bit of time while she catches up. Oh, she doesn't have to. I mow the grass. She doesn't have to mow the grass. But you normally mow the, okay, it does it matter.

Let us know tomorrow if the shrimp dishes are clean, okay? I'm hoping she hears this. Oh, this is what you hope. She hears it on the radio and does it? Yeah, but she hadn't been listening because she's been on vacation. No, it's called maternity leave. Yep. Let's go to our country music, pop culture expert, Morgan number two. Hey, what do you know about this Gretchen Wilson story and what happened on the airplane and the police?

Like, what's the last thing that we know about that? Well, it's just that she got arrested for kind of creating a fight over the bathroom. And then since that, she got officially arrested for breach of peace, but then was released enough to go to her concert that next night. Breach of peace. Hmm, what that means? That sounds big. Huh.

Well. Because I'm a red neck. They were talking to her here. Here's Gretchen Wilson. We're being asked about that. I'm saddened by the whole thing. But I don't know that I can say I'm, I mean, I'm embarrassed that that situation got to where it was. But, you know, not personally.

She may write a song about it. Yeah, I've kind of started working on one last night. Really? Yeah. It's called Fist Fight Over the Pooper. I'm going to write a song. It's called just trying to use my pee paw, but I can't get in the bathroom stall. Oh my gosh.

Stop with the peepal. What? It's a nice. Just tell us the whole story, Gretchen. You can come in here if you'll tell us the whole story. Oh, that'd be nice. Well, because she's being very vague. You know, I'm sad.

It was a thing. Now, I want to know what happened. Now we've got to wait for a song. Yeah, right? Kentucky Fried Chicken will pay you $11,000 if you'll name your kid. Lunchbox, you can change your baby's name right now. for $11,000. Oh, man, that's pretty good.

KFC's looking to pay $11,000 to someone. Now, you had to have your baby. What day did you have your baby? July 17th. Oh, you just missed it. What? Yeah, because if you have your baby coming up on September 9th,

there are conditions. The baby must be named Harland. The money's got to go into the baby's college fund, $11,000. The baby naming promo is in honor of Colonel Harland Sanders, 128th birthday. And so he's born on September 9th, and the company says, hey, name your kid. I like the name Harlan, by the way. Let me just put that out there.

Not bad. It's weird to name someone a name that you have no investment in. Yeah, I thought you were going to say you had to name of Kentucky Fried Chicken. That'd be a funny name, too. This is my baby Kentucky Fried Chicken. $11,000. They'll be donated to the new Baby's College Fund. And also, they had 11 herbs and spices still do.

So that's 11,000. So there you go. Oh, yeah. That makes sense. The baby's first name must be Harland. It must be born on September 9th. In the United States, parents can submit proof of baby's birth via birth certificate to KFC.com slash baby Harland.

Wow. I wonder how many people are going to do that. A lot. I don't even hate the name Harland. That's what's funny either. So, yeah. Here's the story I was mentioning earlier. Women are put off by good looks and high intelligence in men.

This is what the story says. And you can tell me, Amy, if you think this is true or not. Intelligence and good looks are qualities everyone likes on a partner. But a new study says that women generally, prefer men's in moderation. Only just a little bit of good looks. Only just a little bit intelligence. Just a little bit.

Yeah. They find extraordinarily handsome or extraordinarily smart men undesirable. Tell me about that name. Wow. I just don't know that I would fall into that category. But I did say earlier, I was like,

okay, I could see how they're intimidated. And you said, well, okay, that's kind of being put off. So if you're intimidated, you're probably not willing to, like, really go for it. because you're like, ooh. But, yeah. I mean, I feel like the intelligence part when you're arguing, if they're way more intelligent than you,

then they're going to find a way to like twist whatever. You'll never win anything. Oh, yeah, is that from experience? I mean, yeah, I rarely win. Really? Yeah. I mean, my husband's smarter than me. I'm fine with that.

Oh, okay. That's a great thing to bring up. Okay, let me ask this to you guys. Okay, and the versus matches. Amy versus her husband and just, we'll just say smarter. That's the word you use. Who's smarter? Amy versus her husband.

Amy, you get to pick the winner of that one. I would say he is. Okay, there you have it. Okay, that's enough. He's... He what? I can't speak more? I can't speak more.

I mean, I think he's applied himself more. And some people just have higher... They can retain more information. Sometimes I'm like, okay, in my head, out my head. But I mean, I'm smart. In my head, out of my head. I'm smart. Amy, you're very...

smart. Thank you. There's an intelligence, too, to being able to love. There isn't a loving intelligence, meaning it actually takes a mental capacity to take something, learn about it, love it. Oh, yeah. Am I more compassionate? Yes, absolutely. Than him? Oh, I don't know.

Yeah, no, yeah. Okay, yeah. Then yes, she says. Yes. Lunchbox, who's smarter you or your wife? I mean, there's no doubt about it. Your boy is a lot smarter than his wife. Wow. Okay. Let's go to our video producers.

just beside me to my right. Eddie, you're over there. What do you think? So, my wife is smarter than me. Obviously, she does all the bills. She can count. But I'm street smart. I'm scrappy. Is he radio Eddie coming out? Radio Eddie, he got, when I said how I was smart of my wife, he was like, you're crazy to say that on the radio. He gave me that look like, how would you say that? Of course my wife is so much smarter.

Oh, no. You guys done? You guys done? I think I play a love song. I feel like we all need a love song right now. So there's a segment that Lunchbox does where he calls and he calls a bank and he says, hey, I'm a bank rapper. I rap about stuff in banks. My rapper name's MCFDIC.

By the way, can someone look up what that means, FDIC? Because it's just something they say on bank commercials where they go protected by the FDIC. So here's the first call lunchbox made. Hey, for call. This is Jimmy. I can help you. Yo, yo, Jimmy, there's MCFDIC.

How you doing, man? I'm doing fine. How are you? Yo, man, I'm just a local rapper, you know, and I got an album, and call Bank That Booty, and I'm just trying to get, you know, like an album cover, you know, and I try to call you, see if I get up in that vault and take a picture with all them monies. Um, no, no, no, like, because my album's like a play on Banks.

It's like, direct deposit, distrack, hitting the club with a teller, mutual fund up this, and wear my lollipop. So I was just trying to, you know, take a picture with them monies. I'm sorry, sir, no. No, no, like, you know, like, because then it'll be on the album cover, banked that booty. Hello? Yeah.

So that was the first one. I didn't go that well. I mean, come on, the guy's a bank rapper. All you want to do is get in the vault. That's it. Just taking one picture with the monies. That's it. The monies.

Hey, what does, Eddie, what does FDIC stand for? Yeah, it's federal deposit insurance corporation. So it just protects banks if they lose all their money, they're protected. So that's who you are. That's who I am. What's it mean? Again? Federal deposit.

There you go. Money's. Money's. Here's lunchbox calling another bank as MCFDIC. My name is Steve. I can help you. Hey, Steve, yo, this is MCFDIC. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

How are you today? I'm very well, sir. How are you? Oh, man, you know, I'm just a local rap artist here right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, and I'm trying to drop my album. You know, bank that booty. I'm trying to get up in that vault and take a picture with all that monies.

I don't think we'll be able to do that. No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. My album is Bank That Booty, and I got songs like ATM, all that money, you know, insufficient buns, you know, like the skinny chicks, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I just want to get up there and take a picture, you know, with the monies, be like, yo, MC, FDIC here. MC, you got a heck of a spill, man. I like your energy. You might be able to take a picture outside the bank, but I don't know if we can do anything inside. I've got to go.

Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, yo, yo, yo, I got this promise. You can be in the picture on my album cover. Yo! That would go one, man. Hey, wait, wait. Hey, my man. No. Oh, God.

Hey, would you mind MCF Dice, whatever you know? Yeah, yeah. Would you mind reading back some of the songs from your record? Oh, yeah, yeah. Because the record's called Bank That Booty.

Yeah, I got direct deposit dish track. Oh. Hitting the club with a teller. Hitting the club with the teller. Mutual Fund. Up this. Got it, yeah, yeah. Wear my lollipop.

That's four tracks. ATM, all that monies. Oh, all that money. And insufficient buns. You know like the skinny cheeks? Like the skinny cheeks. That might be my favorite. Yeah, me too.

Inufficient funds, but no, he got you. Insufficient buns. Bons. Well, we're still trying to get in that vault. I mean, I try to get him on the album cover. Maybe there's someone listening that would actually let us go into a vault and take a picture. Because now we've got to make this record.

We have to. Like, MCFDIC is the thing. Yes. Man. And the tracks are done. They're insufficient buns? ATM, all that money? Is it insufficient buns in parentheses that says...

Yeah, you know the skinny chicks. You know the skinny chicks. Because that means they have... That's smart. I love that. Yeah, that's funny. That's funny. Okay, well, MCFDIC.

I'm sorry I didn't work out today. But I enjoyed it. I did. Amanda in Arkansas. Good morning to you. Hi. Hey, what do you want to say? So I just listened to the MCFDIC bit, and I think lunch thinks that the vaults are like in the movies.

Just loads of money, the big wheel on the outside, and it's actually nothing like that. I'm a branch manager of a bank, and he's way off. Wait, so what's the vault like then? Yeah. Well, I can't give too much information, but... Because that's what it is. Guys, yeah, the money is. We're looking at that lot of monies.

Come on. Yeah, you don't want to bake that booty in your bag? So you don't want to tell us what the vault's about You just want to tell us we're wrong about it You are wrong, you are wrong It's very small At least the one I'm at I'm at a small bank, so

Is there any chance That one of these banks will let MCFDIC in the vault Probably not But there's a chance There's a chance Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Wait, wait, wait. Will you let me in your bank vault?

You're the manager. I won't tell anybody. Good point. But I'll give you album cred. Good point. He won't tell anybody. Album cred. Album cred.

I need my job, though. So that's it now? Hey, it's security reasons. We can't. We can't. All right. Well, poop-d-de-scoops are always saying. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Poop-y-d-scoop. Scoop-de- scoop-de-de-poop. Scoop-de-whoop-de-poop-de- scoop-de-soop-de-whoop. Poop-de-d-coop-do-do-boop-do-moop-d-coop-d-coop-d-stooop. Scoop-de-d-d-whoop. There you have it. Lunchbox, what's a story you trying to tell me about?

Oh, stressed out? Yeah. Overworked or just over it? Ready to quit your job? No. Leave that to us. You pay this company $450. They'll quit your full-time job for you.

You're part-time and you're ready to get out of there? $360, and they'll quit for you. Wait a minute. So this company quits the job for you? Yes, you pay them and they figure out a way to quit your job because they said when you go in to quit, the manager may try to be like, oh, no, we'll offer you this and it can be intimidating and you are scared and you give in. So they do the quitting for you.

You don't ever have to go back. Only $450. Woo! That seems like a lot to quit. And if you're quitting, maybe you ain't getting paid enough and then you're going to pay somebody else. Don't you just go in and say I quit? it's so hard

is it aim I think so I had quit my job to come work with you and it was hard Amy was selling granite but you had just got a raise I had just asked for it and I got it and then two weeks later after I went into their office

and mustered up enough guts to kind of present my case as to why I needed a raise and then they granted it to me two weeks later I'm back in the same office turning in my resignation letter Oh my gosh, I felt like such a horrible person And the thing about Amy, if you're new to the show, she never worked in radio before she came and became my tagging partner over here

And that she even took a pay cut, a significant pay cut Because guys, we were getting paid nothing. There's nothing. And so Amy took a big pay cut, right? Yeah, took a pay cut for sure, had no idea the future we had, where it was going. I remember my mom saying to me because I was 24 or something, She said, look, if there's ever a time in your life to take a risk and to do something like this, now's the time because you're still young and you can bounce back.

That's right. And you still wait for that bounce back. And you're still looking for that bounce back to happen. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. There was a boy, 11 years old in Wisconsin. He was playing in a flooded drainage ditch.

Him and my friends were there, he got sucked into the sewer. Right? Oh. Right. So the sheriff's. office as the boy disappeared under the water about 6 p.m. He did not come back up. So everyone's freaking out. Obviously, the kid got sucked

into a flooded drainage ditch. They sent a dive team. So the dive team gets there. The firefighters get there. They couldn't do anything except try to figure out where the flow would have taken the kid. The deputy fire chief was

standing on top of a manhole cover a bit down from it, probably 100 feet from the ditch. And he sees some fingers poke through the opening of the manhole cover. Get out. They found the kid in an air pocket, and he was holding on for Dear Life

on the very top of a three-prong ladder, and his fingers were going up through the manhole cover, and the guy sees his fingers and saves them. Wow, man. Isn't that nutty and awesome there? That was Tell Me Something Good. A conversation earlier about grudges. I tried to remove almost all the grudges from my life

because you just spend so much time on them, and when you look back at how much time you held this negative energy inside of you and where you could have put that positive energy and I've had some grudges that I've just felt like I needed to reach out to those people. And I guess it started today that conversation because we had a caller on who was in a fight with his wife

and they had left clothes on the floor for two months and no one would pick it up. And I said, Trevor, I said, just pick up the clothes and then call us back and let us know how it goes. He's like, I don't know, man, two months. I've really invested in this grudge. I said, trust me,

you just doing that one little leap over your own pride will do so much good for you. And he did, and he called back, and he said he woke up, and his wife had made him a lunch, put a nice note on it, and the clothes were picked up on the floor. So cool. All it took was just piercing your pride. That pride is such a bad thing.

We all have it. I'm not speaking that I don't have it because I do. But it's the hardest thing to get over. Casey and Georgia, you're on the air. Hello. How about it, Bobby? How's it going, buddy? Hey, good, man.

What you want to say? Hey, I know at one time you and Georgia, Florida line had a beef, And, you know, I never heard if y'all squash that or if it's still going. Oh, that's a good thing to ask. So did we have a bit? I said some things. They said some things. It wasn't pleasurable for either one of us, and we did not talk for a long time.

Me and the guys from Florida, Georgia Line. That'd be fair? Yeah. Fair. There is no beef anymore. As a matter of fact, it's the opposite of that. I have become quite friendly with Tyler from Florida, Georgia Line. Which is cool.

Yeah, we text, and we went, and I don't think he would. care. We went and had a really good talk. We had coffee together. And it was like, why? It's just this conversation, but in my real life, what? You all had coffee? We did. And it was- Is that who you went to have coffee with? When? No, this is a couple months ago, a few months ago. Oh. Yeah. Okay. And, you know, I was like, hey, man, I'm really sorry. Shouldn't have said some of those things. And, you know, it's not my place to say what he said. So, we're in a great place, actually. There is no beef. As a matter of fact, there's, what happened was, oh, boy, I'm being really, we have so many mutual friends that we both admire so much that like both of us and we're going

why are we even fighting with each other? I think we're a lot alike. We're both sensitive creators and we kind of hit, we were on the same point. And it was just, I apologized. And I apologized again, I haven't sent him a text because he was one of the people that recommended me, when I went to my extensive therapy thing, he was like, you should go to this. Because I, you know, so I went and then I texted him the way back and I was like, it was fantastic. Thanks.

sorry I was mean and that was it it's actually great we have a great relationship now they haven't been on the show yet it's probably in three years but I didn't want it to be about that I didn't want it to be like

okay things are repaired now you can come on the show it just isn't about that I'm trying to be a better human just 1% I just want to be a 1% better human and once I hit that 1% then I try to be a 1% better human again

you know my life it's all about baby steps because if I take giant leaps I just fall back down if I take baby steps I can actually hold that baby step. It's a little easier. So, Casey, that's a good question. It's something we haven't talked about.

But no, I'm actually closer to those guys than I've ever been before. Good deal. Well, I appreciate you taking a call about. Yeah, well, thanks, man. There you go. I don't even know if anybody cares about that. It's a good story.

Did you guys know that? Yeah. I knew something about it. I didn't know you guys with the coffee. I knew there was a beef back in the day. There was definitely a beef. I knew that. I'm an idiot.

You know, I'm an idiot. And sometimes I say idiot things. What happened to your beef painting that BK painted you? No beef. So, yeah, I don't know. They still haven't. I forgot about that. I think B.K.

still has it in his house. Does he really? Oh, well, I mean, the problem was they gave it to you in Las Vegas, and we were flying back on Southwest, so it was like, can't really take that. So I don't know where it is. I think they took it back with them, and then I never got it again, is what I think. So I got a beef again. Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. No, no beef. No, no beef. Okay, okay. That's that story. I actually could not be on better terms. And you know what?

You know, it's good. Like, I'm just trying to be a better human. One percent. Because I can maintain one percent. I can't maintain a 10 percent jump. One percent. Thank you very much. Like it.

We good? Yeah. Okay. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby bones. America. Well, over to Mike and Virginia Beach. Hey, Mike, what's up, dude?

Hey, what's going on, Bobby? Good, you're on. What do you want to say? I had a question for Lunchbox. I mean, we know how he is about kids going viral. Unless he had things changed since he had a baby box there. He started trying to get him to go viral already. That's a good question because Lunchbox gets so jealous of kids when they go viral.

And so yesterday, here's just something fun, is we posted a picture of Lunchbox's baby. This little kid's awesome. Got hair, looks like lunchbox. And lunchbox, it was major. It's close to going viral, the picture of your baby. Now, the question for you is, do you like that? That it's your son that's going viral at bobbybones.com. Or does it annoy you that he may actually go viral before you do?

It bugs the, I don't know, can I say crap out of me? Yeah. Yeah, it bugs the crap out of me that he may go viral. And I, because I was looking last night and I was seeing all the hits and the likes. and I'm like, we probably need to pull that down. Oh, wow. We probably need to pull it down. Yes, Amy, how can I have him go viral in the first six weeks of his life?

And I've been trying for however many years and I've never gone viral. That would just not be fair to me. Okay, pause for a second and really think about it. And sort of in a way, you're the one that put that out there. It's your baby. He is giving you the chance to be viral-ish. Like, this is you. No, because people are going to know him for being the viral sensation.

They're not going to know me as being the viral sensation, and that's what we want is me to be the sensation. Mike, you hear this guy. What do you think? There's some reason that's exactly what I expect. Well, I'll say this, lunchbox. Listen, I thought you may take this as a notch in your belt because that's you. That's your blood and your bones and all. Right.

It's my DNA. That's you, dude. But he, on this page, has broken every lunchbox record ever in the history of the show for webpages. Like anything you've ever done, this baby has now surpassed. any of your, how do you feel about that? Because that's your baby. Congratulations. You did that. That's humiliating. Like out of all the years I've done stuff and I put a picture that's not even me, it's only

half of me, first of all, and it breaks every record. I've done so much for the show and I put a kid picture up there and that's what they associate with. Not even my picture is not even next to the kid. So you're like, oh, you just see a baby picture. Don't you know who it is? So you're jealous of your baby. I wouldn't say jealous is the word.

because jealous is a bad look, but I don't like it. Well, it's up. If you want to see Lunchbox's baby, before he pulls it down, BobbyBones.com. But yeah, it set all the lunchbox record. Congratulations. Hey, congratulations, lunchbox. There you go, buddy. Mine got clapping.

Come on, because we love it. To rub it in. Look at the hair. He has your hair. He has your eye. No doubt. We're going to put this video up right now at bobbybones.com, but good morning America had it.

And it's a girl find. ending at she's going to be adopted. And so I believe she was a foster child. Amy, do you know the story? Yeah, I just know a little bit of the story, but I haven't seen her heard the video, so I'm so excited you're going to play it. Yeah, she's seen in the video opening a box on her birthday,

and there's a frame, and she reads the frame. And so they write, I played the video for you. But our kids spent 1,128 days in foster care over three years. It's so hard for children to live in such uncertainty. She hopes its video, you know, the mom here, which has over 7 million views will encourage people to adopt or at least look at it. So here we go. The mom and dad are both on each side of the daughter and the daughter's opening a box and she pulls out of frame. Here you go.

All right, dad, how does that make you feel in? Gosh. It's like the best feeling in the world for that family because I'm pretty sure what I read is they've got to adopt her and she has two siblings as well. so they're going to be able to take them in and yeah, I mean, I get a little emotional thinking about it because their lives are forever changed. Like they now have security and unconditional love and it's going to take them a while to get used to what forever means

but if they've been fostered by them for a while, they've developed some of that relationship, so that's good. But to know that it's permanent is a game changer for them. Amy has two children that she adopted. Did you ever have those conversations or that one conversation or were they too young? I mean, they were at the orphanage and they had seen a lot of their friends go with other families. They knew, I mean, yes, you learn at an orphanage real quick.

Like, that's your, this should be your life plan when you're there. Some families are going to come get you and they're going to take you to America or Canada or France. And that was the case where they lived. So they knew it was coming. But I remember the day that it became official in Haiti. And it still took a couple of years to get them here. But when we got to tell them, like, you know, where are your mom in? dad and you can call us mom and dad instead of, you know, Amy and Vin.

And then they started calling us mom and dad. And then they got to the United States and started calling us by our first names again. But that's a whole other story. That was just them not like wanting to reject what was happening, which is natural. But yeah, I remember having that conversation in Haiti. Like, we're going to be your parents. Not to get too deep into it. But does some kids age out of the orphanage there where they don't get adopted?

Unfortunately, yes. Do you know how many it is, like what the percentage is? I don't know the percentage, so I don't even guess and give a wrong number, but it is terrifying. And there's so many groups down there doing amazing things that try to equip these kids to, you know, have an education and be able to survive. Otherwise, they could end up on the streets, and it's terribly sad. I think, and I've encouraged Amy to keep notes and to write a book one day, Amy has a really interesting story of they tried to have a kid. They tried for years. They did all that, not even just a.

you know, the hoop-de-hop to have a kid. Then they tried to do some medical stuff and fertility. And then they tried to adopt domestically. But because their husband was in the military, they kept moving. And when you move, you have to start over. And Amy went on a mission trip and found these kids. I mean, it's just such an incredible story. Are you still taking notes, be honest? No, no, no. No, no. I'm not. I was journaling whenever you told me I had this journal that a friend gave me and I was writing really detailed things when things. were like really crazy. But now I'm just jotting things down. And I feel like this show too, I share so much. So when I am sharing it with you, I have documentation of that as well so I can

go back and kind of remember. Well, I think you have an incredible story. And listen, I wrote about it my last book, but I think you have an incredible story of determination and also faith. Like, it, you know, your life is in this whole process. There was a lot of faith in it for you. Yeah. I mean, we were just trusting that God had a plan for us, and I didn't want to let go of that. And that's why I even got Espoa, which means hope in Haitian Creel, which is what my children speak.

Like, I got it tattooed on my body, so I would see the word espois and hope every single day because I had hope and faith that one day they would be in our home. And now they're here. Love it. There it is. I thought you liked that video. I liked that video. Yeah, it was great.

It's up at bobbybones.com if you want to see it. I'm currently conducting a science experiment on myself, Am. What is that? Well, so what I'm doing, and I told you, is I have managed to, after 35 years, not go to sleep with a TV on. My whole life, I slept with the TV on, because I didn't have a bedroom ever in my life. I slept in the living room, and the TV was always on, so I don't feel comfortable without it on. That being said, I've taken the steps. I haven't had the TV on in three weeks now or so.

It's a big deal for me. So what I do is I have a playlist. I have a pre-sleep playlist of songs I listened to before I had turned my playlist on. Give me in the mood. Maybe that's not the term. But I, and then I have a list. I always play, cold play, a rush of blood to the head, the album, as I'm going to sleep. Same record every night, right?

So for three weeks, whenever it's time for me to shut the computer down or put the book away, I start a rush of blood to the head, the record from Colplay, which has songs like Clocks here. So here's where I get sciencey about this. You ever heard of Pavlov's dog? Yes. Okay. What do you know about it?

Well, like, you can put a bowl of food in front of the dog all the time. Something about them salivating. Yes, sort of. So what happens is there's a dog. It's old, don't do this experiment. But there's a dog in a box. And he would ring the bell. and then feed the dog.

Then he would ring the bell, and he would feed the dog. And then he would ring the bell, and then he would feed the dog. So the dog associated that bell ring with food. So then he would ring the bell and not feed the dog and the dog would, his mouth with water, because he associated that bell ring with the food.

So that being said, I'm Pavlov dogging myself. So when I go to sleep, I listen to the same music every time. Now what I'm going to do after probably a few more weeks, I'm going to start listening to music when I just need to go to sleep at night, nap on an airplane and I want to see if it makes me go to sleep because I'm so used to associating it with sleep.

Wow. So the bell, Pavlov's bell. It's cold play. Yeah. Got it. This is what I do with my time. Wow. I think it's science experiments to do it with myself.

You need a hobby. I mean, but it's actually really good because sometimes you're desperate for sleep and you need to be able to get it when you can. So I'll let you guys know, but I'm knee deep into this, man. Every night, same pattern, turn it on, and the first song is, you know, potlicks or whatever it's called. Yeah, yeah. And sometimes, Amy, I fall asleep within the first song. It's crazy.

Last night I got a few in. And once I started to hear that four and the fifth song, I'm like, what's wrong with me? I'm not going to sleep. The album, I hate to say never, I've never finished the record and been like still awake. That's good. So I just wonder if at like noon, I'm walking around a day and I hear the song at a grocery store. Yeah, what if it comes on while you're driving. I know, that's what I'm saying.

I'm hoping, though, that it triggers that. feeling internally and I go time to go to sleep. I will only listen to it though when it's time to go to sleep. There we go. This is a little something going on I'm doing now. No way Pavlov can do that today, right? He'd be in trouble?

Well, yeah, he'd be in trouble, but he wouldn't let anyone know. Oh, okay. And he would ride it. Do it in private? Yeah. Johnny Pavlov. Went to dinner with Morgan number two, who runs all over digital and also does the 30-second skinny

or however long it is now. How long does that skinny now? Is it timed anymore or no? I don't even think it's time, no. Yeah. I think it's best to keep it untimed. Yeah, I think so, too. Well, Amy did it for years. A couple months ago when Amy's dad got sick, she was like, hey, I'm out. And I don't know how much I'm going to be in.

And we do that skinny every day. So Morgan No. 2 took over and did it and filled in wonderfully. And Amy said, hey, I'm going to have to be out again. Because Amy's in Austin, Texas right now. And we look at each other through a screen. It's kind of crazy how technology works. And I'll tell you what, I'll post that little video of it on my Instagram story of how Amy and I talk and look at each other. But she was like, hey, let Morgan number two keep doing it because I'm going to be gone again. so Morgan number two's been doing it

and by the way I've been doing a fantastic job at it Amy how do you think she's been doing that? I think she's doing great I've listened to it obviously every day and I'm like okay and we're only seeing her get better and more comfortable with it which is how it should be so I had dinner with Morgan number two last night

and you know my typical self it's still daylight at dinner time for me and it's a second time we've had dinner and I posted a picture on my Instagram and by the way there are hundreds of comments saying all kinds of things but you know people we're like, hey, what's up with the daytime dinner here?

And what's up with the same place you went last time? Here's the thing. I go to the same thing. What do you can say? What do you say? Well, I was just going to say, I mean, people will get, if in case they don't already know things about you, once you find something you like, you typically just continue down that path until maybe you find something else you like.

It's going to be the same restaurant over and over, and people just kind of have to be okay with that. And you definitely eat early. And then you definitely don't really do one-on-one dinners that much. True. And the fact, you just said you've gone with Morgan number two twice, and I mean, that's a lot. It is. Let me say this quickly.

I believe that if I'm not worried about the small decisions in my life, I can actually have more clarity in the big decisions. I don't, listen, you know what I where to work every day? The same thing. It's a hoodie and sweats, unless I have to take some pictures, and they're like, you have to do video for affiliates. I eat the same places. All the little things I do the same way, because I have other things worried about.

So if I can wear a uniform, every day, same thing I would. But yes, we did that. I don't worry about the little decisions. I worry about the big decisions. We go to dinner. How was it? What would you say, Morgan number two was the big takeaway last night? Honestly, we just had really good conversations not only about my future, but also about your future.

See? Okay. Wow. Okay. Well, I will say she did put on her Instagram. I'm paraphrasing here. But I think of something like, if you think Bobby's books are motivational, when you're sitting and having a conversation at dinner with him, it's like a hundred times that.

So you must have been super motivating. I don't know. Was I? Yeah. I mean, again, we were talking about kind of future plans and things and it was just insightful and inspiring in a lot of ways. So what were these plans? Hey, listen.

I mean, if we're talking about future plans, let's hear about it because that affects us. No, the plans for her. I was talking about her. Oh. Yeah. She's part of the show. She is.

and we were talking about her growth on the show, and I think Morgan Number 2 has been super valuable to us. When you guys agree? Yes. We've all been together for so many years. If you're just now listening to the show for the first night, we're all friends and been friends for years way before radio. And so she kind of was the last one in,

and she had to kind of adapt to the room. And I posted a picture up on my Instagram, and we can do a That's Rude, Morgan Number 2 edition. Because you go look, and it's just people just ripping. Ripping me. ripping her. I mean, it's not a good look, but I still, I like to talk about it here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're going to do, that's rude here. Irene writes, wait, that's Morgan number two? Like 24 years old? What? I assume she's 33 at how she dressed. Oh, my God.

Ooh, oh, Morgan number two. That's rude. What are you thinking about that one? That's rude. That's rude. Yeah. Audrey wrote, You two look like my grandma and grandpa.

There you come. whatever. Another one says, did you slide into Morgan number two's DM to get her to go to dinner? Oh. Oh. Yeah, did you? Fair question.

No, that's right. There's a lot of stuff about dating. There's nothing there. I don't even like joking about that because we work together. And Amy and I went through that for a year. Still do. She's trying to earn a permanent spot. Of course you'll have dinner with them.

Dang. She already has a permanent spot. Yeah. I was reading the story. about Jimmy Fallon paying for it. Oh, by the way, our dinner got paid for by a listener. That's what I was going to do. That's cool.

No, yeah. We're sitting there. I don't even say we're eating dinner. And we're sitting there and a listener named Yolanda, first of all, sends a message to the table. We're the only people eating in the restaurant. We're eating so early. There's not a soul in there eating except Morgan No. 2 and I.

It's daytime. We're having dinner. There's nobody else in there, right? And the waitress comes up and says, hey, Yolanda sent a message. She said, I appreciate you. I was like, oh, that's nice. I appreciate you.

Tell her that. Well, she already hung up, so she couldn't tell her. So then we're about to leave, and she goes, she also got your dinner. And I was like, what? Yolanda called in and paid for your dinner. And gave her, how did she know where you were? Social media. I would assume that since I go to the same place, every single time, that's not hard to figure out.

I'm going to start trying this. When I go out to dinner, I'm going to post a picture by you. I'm going to be eating here. I didn't do that at all. I'm just saying, I'm just going to say, I'm eating dinner here if anybody wants to appreciate me. Here's what I was moved by it a bit. I was like, wow.

So what I did is I tip the waitress the full amount that I was going to pay for dinner. Oh, that's awesome. Love that. And then I've, I'm paying, go ahead. I have a question since we're talking about payments. Did Morgan do the wallet grab? Morgan number two, do the wallet grab.

No, because it was no kind of date thing. It was like, let's talk work and friendship. I know, but you said even with me you want me to do the wallet grab. Yeah, but you're my friend friend. We've been friends for 15 years, Amy. And you never paid for anything. Just once paid for. something. Yeah, do it. Yeah, come on. Yeah, because I know how badly you want to pay for things.

Amy. Amy. Amy. Come on. Come on. Amy. Just one time pay for something. Come on. Maybe take a gas. Come on. Amy. Look it up. Come on. So yeah, Yolanda paid for our dinner and it was awesome. That's so nice. So I'm also going to pay it forward to someone else in a different way, the same exact amount. So what she did for me, I'm going to do double. And I would encourage people to, if someone does something nice for you, do it one. and a half times if you can back. Keep that cycle going. And I have a question for Morgan number two since like dinner one-on-one with just you is very new to her. Yeah, it's happened one time before this since the second time. And I don't know, was she nervous before she was meeting you? Did she think maybe

y'all were meeting for a particular reason or just because? Morgan number two? I didn't really know a reason behind it. I assumed it was probably work related and us just continuing to trying to foster a friendship and a working relationship that's really good since I am the newest one on the show. That's just kind of what I assumed it was. But I was a little nervous. I always get nervous when it's when I'm on Bobby time because I don't want to mess up. Why would you be nervous? It's just me, huh? Mario, huh?

Bobby, I get nervous sometimes if you text me and you're like, can you talk real quick? I'm like, oh my gosh. Why? You did that like a week or so ago when I was, oh, the night you FaceTime me and my husband and I were doing math homework with our son Stevenson. Yeah. And I look over at my husband and I said, Bobby just asked if he could talk.

And my husband's like, okay, well, go talk to him. I'm like, what do you think he wants to talk about? What did I want to talk about? Do you remember? We were talking about our schedules because my dad's stuff and then you've got some work stuff. And so we were just looking at calendars and making sure we were like on the same page. Well, yeah.

I'm just saying, you kind of, you know, yeah, we've been friends forever, but you just have that vibe sometimes. I've made communication a bit more of a priority this last year or so. Yeah, I can tell, and it's awesome. Yeah, again, I try to lean into the uncomfortable, just a bit. 1% better, boys. 1%? I just want to get 1% better.

Then when I hit it, I want to get 1% more better. Anything over 1% you can't sustain. Get 1% better and you can actually learn that. You can hold that. Yes. Speaking of, guess who didn't press the snooze this morning? You didn't do it again, huh? I didn't do it again.

And man, this morning did I want to. but I thought, I'm on a roll now, and like Bobby says, I'm going to take it day by day from here on now. I hit my goal, and now I'm going to keep going day by day and see how many days I could go. It's good. And remember, if you do happen to fall, it's all right. You just start over. Yeah, I know. Start over.

I'm going to fail until I don't. That's it. Jimmy Fallon paid for a stranger's $1,000 dinner tab in the Hamptons. Whoa. Because Yelonda paid for those, I saw this one. First of all, I think, who's buying a meal that costs $1,000? There must have been 50 people eating or something. Those are like a bunch of gold bracelets in the Hamptons?

Yeah. Jimmy Fallon paid some strangers $1,000 plus dinner tab. It had to be a bunch of people too, right? A page six tipster said Fallon was at dinner with his wife, and he approached the table of four? What? Bobby, Bobby, let me explain it to you. Go ahead. For one, it's the Hampton, so I think things are pricey there.

For two, you don't drink, so you don't know, I'm assuming this table of four. I mean, if they ordered, you know, a couple bottles of really nice wine, I mean, and it's steak, whatever. I mean, that could add up. I mean, I'm still blown away by it. Trust me, but I mean, it could add up with alcohol. Yeah. Well, it's a lot. That's a lot of money.

I know you don't know about the Hamptons. I don't even know what the Hamptons are. I don't even know where they are. Is the Hamptons? Is it a last name? Is it a city? It's a hotel, I thought. Yeah, that's the Hamptons Inn.

I go to the Hamptons Inn all the time. My dinner was not that expensive. Yeah, man. I've had room service from the Hamptons Inn many times. We had free breakfast. Yeah. I think costs $1,000. Come on.

So I do kind of want to revisit this because it was so funny that if you missed the show earlier in the week, because it went on today, Lunchbox has created this hip-hop character that wants to shoot all his music videos in a bank and his rapper names MCFDIC. Because FDIC is the term, do you know what that means again? Yeah. Federal deposit something insurance. Insurance. Yeah. So on the commercials it would be like, so-and-so bank, remember FDIC? Right. So Lunch's thing was his name is MCFDIC and he wants to shoot his rap video cover in a vault, a bank vault, right?

Hey for call. This is Jimmy, I can help you. Yo, yo, Jimmy, there's MCFDIC. How you doing, man? I'm doing fine. How are you? Yo, man, I'm just a local rapper, you know, and I got an album dropping called Bank That Booty. And I'm just trying to get, you know, like an album cover, you know, and I try to call you, see if I get up in that vault and take a picture with all their monies.

Um, no. No, no, because my album's like a play on banks. It's like direct deposit, distrack, hitting the club with a teller. Mutual Fund, up this. And where my lollipop? So I was just trying to, you know, take a picture with them monies. I'm sorry, sir, no. No, no, like, you know, like, because then it'll be on the album cover of Bank That Booty.

Hello? So it's unsuccessful the first time. There was another one this morning. Lunchbox calls another bank as MCFDIC. Thank you for calling. My name is Steve. I can help you. Hey, Steve, yo, this is MCFDIC.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. How are you today? Very well, sir. How are you? Oh, man, you know, I'm just a local rap artist here right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, and I'm trying to drop my album. You know, bake that booty.

I'm trying to get up in that vault and take a picture with all that monies. I don't think we'll be able to do that. No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. My album is, Bank that Booty, and I got songs like ATM. All that money. You know, insufficient bunch. like the skinny chicks, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I just want to get up there and take a picture, you know, with the monies, be like,

yo, MC FDIC here. The MC, you got a heck of a spill, man. I like your energy. You might be able to take a picture outside the bank, but I don't know if we can do anything inside. I've got to go. Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, yo, yo, yo, yo, I got this promise. You can be in the picture on my album cover.

Yo! I will go with, man. Hey, wait, wait, wait. Hey, my man. My man. Hey, my man. I figured that I'm making him money anymore. My man.

Trying to get in with a dude. My man. Amy, what do you think about that? I mean, I love it. I'm obsessed with it. I hope we do it all the time. Me too, me too, me too. I'll go check in with Morgan number two real quick. So for all those This Is Us fans, there's going to be a one hour special on NBC on September 18th to get you ready for the next season. Oh, it's like a catch-up.

They're doing a one hour in catch-up? Yeah, so it'll include interviews with the cast. creators, some new clips from the upcoming season, and some highlights from the last two seasons. I love watching a catch-up episode before a show comes on. Even on Netflix, if I'm getting into season three or four, when they show that ketchup, because I figured all the little things, and they show you, too, what part you need to know about coming up. I even love ketchup before a new episode. Like, they'll do a 30-second, because they show you what plot lines are going to revisit this episode, so you can kind of catch up. Yeah. That's good. That's what 24-year-olds care about. Do you care about

that? Yeah, I care about that. I love This as us. It's a good one, huh? Great show. It kind of took America by storm. Yes. Yeah, there it is. Amy says I'm part of a press release that just came out. I'm anxious to hear this.

Go ahead. Yeah, it's pretty awesome because... A drum roll. Drum roll. The Miss America Organization and ABC today announced the celebrity judges for the final night of the 2019 Miss America competition airing live on ABC from Atlantic City's Jim. while in Bordwalk Hall on Sunday. No, you know where it is. Yes, I'll be judging Miss America.

That's the news. That's one, that's the first piece of them. Wow. Listen. Hold on, please. Hold on, hold on. You're going to meet these girls. Well, they're alike.

This is how he finds a wife. This, no, no, no, no. That's not true. That's not true. Eddie, you can't say that. Oh. But after the competition, that is when you slide in the DMs because they will remember you. Yes.

Oh, my gosh. Go ahead. Okay. Well, first. Let me talk about you because that's the most important part. Nationally syndicated on-air personality and author, Bobby Bones. Thank you. Thank you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Wow. And, I mean, there's going to be so many other great people there. Do you say Layla Ali? Uh-huh, Layla Ali. Oh, cool. Jesse James Decker, Randy Jackson, Soledad O'Brien.

Allie Webb. Do you know Ali Webb? You're going to get to meet Ali Webb? I don't know who that is. She's the founder of Dry Bar Oh, okay I do know who that is What is that?

Yeah Yeah, and listen So I'm gonna go judge Miss America They've asked me ABC asked me to come judge I'm gonna go judge You're gonna be handy

With Randy Jackson dog Yeah dog Here guys This is what Bobby You can sing the phone book I've almost had enough Of hearing about me But go ahead

One final thing No I'm not done The 2019 Miss America competition Will have 51 Exceptional women Take Center Stage Showcasing

Intellect and Talent While representing their home states. There you go. And I take a whole day of class. I have to go up. To do what? To learn how to be a judge and what to judge on and take classes.

And I go and sit through. Yeah. I think there are like six of us that are judging Miss America. The name me had mentioned there. Wow. I'm trying to find the contestants right now. I'll give you the other words. It's not the Bachelor, dude.

It's Miss America. Well, no, it says on the web page. Yes, Sam. And it calls them. You do have a chance to maybe meet someone. Mm-hmm. Great. That's not why I'm doing it.

Like, Miss Arkansas. That's not why I'm doing it. Well, thank you, Amy, for announcing that. Dude, you are going to judge Miss America. That is, all right, look, you got Kaylee from Alabama, Courtney from Alaska. Aren't they like 19 or 20 or something? No, no, no, no, no, no. How old are they?

No one. Let's see. Oh, Miss Florida. Taylor Tyson. I have to, listen, I have to do these celebrity encounters. Oh, yeah. Oh. Okay, but quick question, though.

And I may be stupid for asking this, but the 51 contestants, I thought it was only 50 states. It's probably Washington, D.C. District of Columbia. Of course. I'm an idiot. Thank you. Yeah, you are. So here you go.

These are nice celebrity encounters. I mentioned this because Jimmy Fallon paid for someone's dinner. Someone paid for my dinner last night. About LeBron James. Someone wrote, when I was 18, I was at a shoe store in Cleveland four years ago. I was looking at the new LeBron shoes when a huge shadow appears over me. As I turned around, it was freaking LeBron James standing there. He said, you want new shoes?

He asked me what size. He bought me two pair. He signed one of them and gave me the other. for practice. Love it. Come on. Wow. How good is that?

All right. Here's one about ludicrous. I was bowling at the Roosevelt Hotel, and my group accidentally got another group's drink order. It was a table right next to us. I go up to this kind of short guy and tap him on the shoulder and say, hey, man, and then we get the drinks by accident. He turns around. It's ludicrous. He says, no worries.

Keep them. We're leaving anyway. Have a good night. And you pay for him out of dreams. Luda! Yeah. That's awesome. Tom Hanks.

I was at our friend's wedding at the win and lost Vegas. biggest, we're all taking pictures at the VIP entrance. Tom Hanks suddenly emerged from the double doors behind us and said, hey, is this a wedding? Can I be in the pictures? Everyone was really mad at first until they realized it was Tom Hanks. He took pictures with the whole group. He was the great guy. That's so cool. How about that? That's good, huh?

Yes. Love it. Now, would you like to hear about Taylor Tyson? I would not. No, I'm a really good, I'm going to be a good judge. She graduated Summa Kulata from the Florida Atlantic University, and now she's at Stetson getting her life. I'll agree.

And Bones, you don't look too bad. That's not why I'm there. I know, I'm just telling you if you want to... I'm going to be a great judge. No, an honest judge, yes. Yeah, of course. Of course you are. Thank you.

I'm done. The Bobby Bones show. I do a podcast called the Bobbycast. And in the past, people like Chris Stapleton, Maddie and Tay, songwriters like Ashley Goreley, they come by the house. Recently, John Party was over. Search Bobbycast wherever you listen to your podcasts. Today, Chris Daughtry is coming over. So that'll get posted tonight.

And I'm looking forward to it because way, way, way, way back in the day, it seems we had beef. So, listen, I'm anxious to seem and make a new friend, if anything. Yeah. I know lunchbox is looking like, it's going to be awkward. Man, I just hope it goes all right. It won't go all right. Now I lean into the uncomfortable a bit.

That's what I do. If it's uncomfortable, I lean into it. And I found that you can actually get to the other side of it so much faster if you're leaning into it instead of away from it. So yeah, here we go. I'll do it today. That'll be posted tonight, most likely, as long as it goes well. Amy, what's up today? Again, just still in Austin, still with my dad.

So just doing that thing. Oh, big news, by the way. What? I'm getting a haircut today. Oh. Yeah, yeah. That's cool. Send out a press release.

Getting a haircut. And I'm probably, you know how I got the kind of vanilla ice haircut last time? Like super short. I'm probably going to stick with that because after about two days, it grew into looking pretty good. All right. It's a pretty rough first couple of days. I came in and he's like, oh, look at this guy. It's a fancy hairdo.

It grows back pretty good. So I'm going to do that. Thank you for listening. Go back and listen to this whole show. Search Bobby Bones Show on demand on IHeart Radio. And I think that's good. I think we're good for now. Bye.

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