The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Talks About Cole Swindell Rolling Stone Article + Lunchbox Tries To Get Free Stuff For His Birthday + More Misheard Song Lyrics

Episode Date: July 26, 2017

Bobby addresses the Rolling Stone article about Cole Swindell's 'Flatliner', Lunchbox tries to get free stuff for his birthday and listeners share more misheard song lyrics Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome to you. to the Wednesday show. Good morning, Studio! Morning! All right, when you guys call, we do like that. You are on the air. Good morning. What's up? North Carolina. What about, buddy? Not much, man. It's good to talk to you. I listen to your show quite frequently. Appreciate that. You have a question?

Yeah, my question was, it really surprised me a while back when you said you didn't know your blood type. You're just such a, like a giving guy. I just expect that you gave blood on the reg. I have given blood many times, but I never know a blood type I am. Well, I was I know you, I know you hate to be called a salute. but with your level of notoriety, I think you could probably encourage folks to give just because it does such a nice way to give back and it doesn't cost you anything. You know what? I hope everybody gives.

I myself have given. I just don't know my blood type. I've probably been told 10 times. Yeah. Same here. Like, how can I know without giving right now? I need to like tattoo it on my... I don't want to get pricked.

Because I should, because I would think they should like, they show you because they actually send me an email after I give to tell me where my blood wet. So, anyway. I'm sure people have told me. Stuart, here's the thing. I'm sure they told me. for some reason, it's either like, I think I might have G? That's not an option.

That's not an option? Nah. Is that a chord? I'm getting my guitar chords and my blood types continue. Yeah, why don't we retain that? Because we've all been told at one point or another what our blood type is, and I just don't know it. Look, and I have no affiliation with the Red Cross or anything, but they do have a great app that tells you what your blood type is when you're eligible to get, where the drives are all that sort of stuff. Can you just, can I do my thumbprint and it tells me?

Yeah, can I just like my eyeball right in a scan and it tells me? I don't like those needles very much. Not quite that intuitive, but that sounds good. What do you do, Stuart? I'm a financial advisor. Do you live in D.C. or North Carolina? North Carolina. Little Washington.

Little Washington. All right. You sound like a smart guy. Well, I appreciate that, but I put on a good show anyway. What do you have planned for the day? Like, I'm curious about your day. Today, I've actually got, this is funny because it's not on the normal day. I've got a doctor's appointment first thing, a couple of face-to-face appointments with clients.

And then I got called by a local church organization, and I'm supposed to meet with a at 3.30 this afternoon and I have no idea what for. Interesting. Now this is a doctor's appointment. What's been going on? This is a yearly like dermatology thing. I've had shoriatic arthritis on my life. Same thing at Phil Mickelson's got. Ah, so you're like a pro golfer? It's one of those things. You got to get to, no, I'm not a golfer at all. Everybody seems to know because he's in the commercial. I've seen that too, right? Yeah. It's like Restoree or something per story? Is it what they? Uh, yeah, uh, yeah, um, Inbreel, Stalar. There's a, a bunch.

bunch of different ones. But, no, I decided to quit playing golf when I was in college. I'm going to spend four hours in the sun drinking beer. It's going to be on a boat. I hear you. How tall are you? 6'2. Way you weigh your way. Really? Yeah. About 240. All right. Hey, I'm just trying to get to know you, do. Come on. Yeah. No. Yeah, lunchboxes. So as a financial advisor, do you advise people to play the lottery?

Absolutely not. Oh. I mean, it'd be awesome. And I'm not going to say I haven't fallen victim to it myself from time a time, but I mean, realistically, it's about the stupidest thing you can do. That's just entertainment. Wouldn't you say that? You've got to play to win. You've got to play to win.

So, I mean, sometimes that's your vice. But, Stuart, wouldn't you say the lottery is more entertainment than it is investing? Oh, absolutely. There's no doubt. The excitement that comes from it is unbeatable. Hey, Stuart. Yeah, go ahead. Are you married?

I am. I have two kids. Oh, wow. And my wife's a nurse, and she's working her fifth, 12-hour day right now. Dang. Shout out to her. I got a question. Yeah.

It's still what kind of boat you have? Oh, we've got a boat. I do not have a boat. I actually sold my boat to my assistant a couple of years ago because a good buddy mine bought a larger boat and we now go out. That's a smart financial move. Yeah. Yeah. So the better than having a boat is having a friend with a boat that wants you to go out.

So I feel like it's a win-win for me. Hey, dude, appreciate the call. It's good to get to know you. Hey, thanks, man. I can talk with you. I have a great day. Appreciate you. Thank you.

Good blood. He has an assistant. Yeah. And wife and two kids and used to have a boat and he's six to. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. A World War II veteran spent the last 30 years restoring his town's deteriorating memorial to World War II.

His name is Muzzy. He's been recognized for his hard work because for the past 30 years, he's slowly been fundraising, he's slowly been rebuilding, he's 92 right now. He replaced the stone wall, the flowers, he replaced the walkway.

He said, quote, it means a lot to me, and I've lived around here for a long time. time. It's a great neighborhood. That's special. 30 years. Man. And he's 90-something years old. Yeah. And he's a World War II veteran. He's like, man, I just don't want to see, like, the people that I fought with not be respected. That's awesome. So I see you, Muzzy. I see you.

The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in Florida. Wildlife officials are investigating a video that was posted to social media. It appears to show a boat, dragging a shark at high speeds. charges could be filed any information contact authorities. In sports news research on over 200 former football players found evidence of brain issues and nearly all of them from athletes in the NFL, college, and even high school. So scary stuff and that was just released. And finally in San Diego, California, a power outage left 45,000 people without electricity yesterday.

A squirrel apparently caused the outage. Everything is fixed now and good to go. Do lunchboxes tell you he had lunch with Willie Nelson yesterday? No? It was incredible. Like, we're eating lunch, and Willie Nelson walked into the restaurant, and I was like, Bobby's rule is don't bother them why they're eating. Don't bother them why they're eating. But I got done eating, and I was not going to miss.

I've never met Willie Nelson. Yeah, yeah, he's been on our show. I've never met Willie Nelson in my life. He's been on our radio show. We've had him. That doesn't look at Willie Nelson. Take it. I, no, it was him.

And I went up to him. Oh, my goodness. That's, that's him. Let me see. Hold on. We have to come back to it. That's, we got to put this online and come back to it. Either someone, oh.

Eddie's laughing. Like, at first I saw that that's not him. But it looks like it. But it looks like it. And he even has the braids. Right. On the side of that lunchbox, Willie Nelson came into our studio and we did a whole interview with them. You were there.

Ah, maybe I don't remember that. But I, whatever. I could not believe it. I was like, how crazy that he was in town at the restaurant. Excuse me, Mr. Willie Nelson. Okay, that's all I'm going to give you right now. We'll touch on more of this later. I really thought he got a picture with Willie Nelson.

Now I'm confused because Eddie just showed me the picture. I've met him before. It doesn't look like him. But it could be him. After lunch took the picture with him, like, did you hear him talk? Who, Willie? I never heard him talk. He talked very lightly.

We're going to have to get this picture online in a little bit. but let people judge for them. Like, I'm torn. I didn't look at it again. This is a Bobby boss. Time for positivity on your Wednesday. It's like show and tell, but all good news. Tell me something good.

So Eileen Corey has been going to the same hairstylist every month for the past 15 years. Wow, that's a long time. On her most recent visit, her stylist said, there's a mark on your scalp. she goes, I didn't see that here a month ago. So she went and she tested it and it came back positive for melanoma which is the deadliest form of skin cancer. Oh my goodness.

But they caught it just in time. Surgery, boom, saved her. The hairstylist noticed it. Wow. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Amy. Well, two strangers are now connected for life.

Yeah, a single mom with two failing kidneys was saved by a stranger. She put up a Facebook post, desperate for a new kidney. And it came across this woman's feed and she decided, you know what? I think I can help. That's crazy. It just comes across a feed.

Yes, I'm going to test to see if I'm a match. She was a match. So she donated her kidney to a stranger because of a post she saw on Facebook. You know what comes across my feed? Yeah. Politics. GER. Yeah.

Well, no, this is a positive Facebook story. I know. That's amazing. I never get that. So kind. I just get like, Burr. Lunch.

About 10 years ago, Joseph was out for a walk in New York when he saw something in the road and he picks it up and it's a purple heart and he's like man that shouldn't be there so he starts trying to find the owner can't find the owner he puts it away in a box he's cleaning out his you know house a couple weeks ago finds it and he goes man tracks down the owner 10 years later track down the owner of the purple heart that's awesome is there not again I don't know enough about him is there not a name on them did that put it put a name no it doesn't have a name he had to go to his navy buddy who contacted someone in the military they were able to link it back to the person and they got it back to his family

Wow. There's no name. Without like an engravement or something, how do they know? Shouldn't they engrave like a number? Yeah. This has got to be something. You got to engrave that. It's a good story.

I'm just surprised there's no sort of mark on there. All right, there you go. There's your good news. Thank you for listening. Let's go. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. The guy that was fired as Kermit the Frog is now doing interviews.

And he's denying he was difficult to work with. It would just get so many more plays on the internet if he did ask Kermit. Oh. In the Kermit voice. He's like, I was not that difficult to work, Red. Here, here he is. Most of these things have no basis in truth,

and I don't want to get into a war of words with the Henson when the real issue here is between Disney and I. Do you accept any of the criticism? Do you think, wow, I could have done things differently? I could have listened more, no, for yourself. I don't think so. If anything had been framed to me as your career is on the line over any particular event, then I would have paid attention.

It sounds so serious to be like somebody from Disney getting fired, It sounds like a senator. Like, do you know, well, if I'd have been told it, dude, you're Kermit. You were hard to work with. Next. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Well, this is bound to happen, but now it's official Florida George Line and the Backstreet Boys.

They're going to do an episode of CMT Crossroads. And the date has been announced. It's going to premiere August 30th. I'm cool with it. But they've done a lot together. Like, I'm kind of over it. I thought it was cool, but I'm kind of over it. It's like...

Now it's like there are like one big... You guys have been touring. You've been doing festival. Maybe some people have like missed that and they're like, whoa, backstreet boys in Florida Georgia line. They're doing crossroads. Okay, I mean, good for them. Okay. Justin Bieber is denying reports that he quit his tour early to start his own church because that was floating around.

Meanwhile, Billboard is saying that ticket sales were soft for the last leg. So that could have been a reason for the cancellation. Well, it could have been a combination of all things. It really could have been. They're going on could be reasons. They're not saying our reasons. So I really wouldn't believe any of this stuff. And really, it doesn't matter.

Yeah. It's not our life. Maybe he just needed the R&R, like you said. But the church thing kind of threw me for a loop when I kept reading that everywhere. He's super religious now. I would believe maybe you'd take a break for church. To start one? No, but because of one.

Let's it rededicate his life or something like that. I get that part, but there was reports he was going to start his own. I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny. So, don't head. Story up the day. This story comes to us from Topeka, Kansas, where I was born. A lady was in her apartment when there was a little bug.

She was like, ah, bugs! She grabs her lighter, tries to light the bug on fire, gets the box spring, $140,000 in damage. That whole lighting bugs on fire is not a good idea. Use a shoe. Yeah, a rag or something. Just throw stuff at it. Don't try to light things on fire like bugs. More get some raid.

Something. Maybe you don't have that. You know what you have? A shoe! Yes. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. The Bobby Bonds.

I was talking about DadBod last week. And Eddie was like, no. Women actually love the soft dad bod. Like they love it more than a guy who's in shape. And that's just simply not true. What? I think they love it if they already have it. And that's their option.

So they're like, you know what, I love it. Oh, really? No, I'm speaking for. single ladies looking for single guys. And if they have a dad bod, I think they're more attracted to that than a lean cut dude. Because the lean cut dude is intimidating. Maybe it's just too much. Like I feel like girls nowadays, they're attracted to that person that kind of loves life more

than they love their body. That's because you have a dad bond. And anyone that's giving this argument has a dad bod or is with someone that has a dad bodod. Yeah. That's just not true. Otherwise, all the leading men, they wouldn't be Ryan Garland. Gosling. It'd be Jimmy Phillips. Leonardo DiCaprio, Dadbod.

But not until he got super famous. Ben Affleck, probably a little Dadbod going. Again, not until he got super famous and older. But you're also implying that people that are fit and in shape don't love life as much as Oh, they don't. No, no, no, he's right about that. I like, listen, I'll tell you.

I try to be fitting in shape, and there are times where I'm like, this is not good. Like, this is not fun. And I'm cranky, and it's like, let us again. But Amy, you're on the ear, hello? Hi. Your husband has a dad bought? Oh, yeah.

And let me guess. You love it, don't you? Oh, I love it. He takes his shirt off and, oh, my God. Come on. Amy, stop that. Tell us more. I'm not joking at all.

I'm not joking at all. When he walks around with his shorts on with no shirt, oh, my God, I can't keep my eyes off of him. That's what I'm talking about me. Like, a little belly hanging over like you like that. I mean, it's just a little bit. He's not huge. Like, don't get me wrong.

He's not huge. Probably like 220. You know what I'm saying? He's not a huge guy, like obese in a way, but he is amazing. Like, oh, my God. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it, but if it's A or B, and it's the exact same person, when you look either in shape or dad bought, and you have the exact same qualities, in shape's getting picked every time.

Yeah, because isn't Amy attracted to him for all the other things, and that's why he looks hot? You just talk so much nonsense. Amy, appreciate you. Eddie, I don't appreciate you. You're out of your mind. Lots of people calling about the dad bod. And all these women say they like it better than the in-shape bond. Yeah.

It's just not true. But they're calling it. It's just not true. The women are speaking. We need to ask them, what are they really attracted to? Sarah's on in Virginia Beach. Sarah. Hi, good morning.

Good morning. Thank you for calling. What would you like to say? Well, my husband's been in the Marines for 29 years. And every time he deploys, he gets really good in shape. And then he comes back and he kind of just continues to stay in shape, which is kind of how's the dad bod going? And I'm telling you 100% it's the dad bod that I am more attracted to every day.

But why are you attracted to it? Because it makes you feel more comfortable that if he's not in shape, other women aren't looking at him? Oh, no, not at all. No, I think his ambiance, he really enjoys life. Like, you know, it just... Stop it, Sarah. Come on, Sarah.

Stop it, Sarah. Sarah, come on, Sarah. I'm serious. Sarah, come on. You're attracted to him because he enjoys life more. What if he came home and stayed in shape and enjoyed life? It's nothing to do with the body. Here's the point.

Has nothing to do with the body. Well, I don't know. She's one that her husband has both bodies throughout the year. She prefers him when he's home. And when he's home, he gets dad bodd. And that's why she prefers it. You're seeing psychological inside. My husband goes away for deployments too,

and he also, like, gets to work out and, you know, has restricted food stuff. So he comes back really in shape, and I'm like, dang. See? Sarah, come on. Okay. Well, listen, as much as I think you're nuts, though, I do appreciate you. Okay, okay. All right, bye-bye.

Man, maybe we're wrong. We're not. I'm not. I know. Has anyone called and said that I'm wrong? Yeah, nobody, no. Oh. And they're all women, Bobby.

Like, you're not a woman. I'm telling you. You guys are not right. You're sort of are sometimes. You're not right. Eddie, you're not right. Okay. In my heart, I feel like I'm right.

And didn't you win the Twitter poll? Oh, the Twitter pool was legit. That's what got them going. That's what got them going. Yeah, yeah. That's what really got me going. If that were the case, everybody would just be like, bleh. No, no.

See, Dad bod is not bleh. Dad bod is just soft. It's not bleh. Don't go blah, guys. Stay a little bit in shape. Okay. E.J. in New Hampshire, hey, buddy. What's up, Bobby?

You're on the air, man. What's happening with you? So you bought a Jeep, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so I just bought a Jeep this past weekend, and I got a question for you. Yeah. Are you doing the Jeep wave? Because I got to tell you, man, I'd say, if everybody just had a Jeep, this would be a happier place in the world.

I want to know if you're in. I'm in accidentally because people wave at me, and where I grew up in Arkansas, saw, my town, everybody waved at everybody. So people wave at me and I'm like, hey, wonder who that was when they drove by. So I do wave, but never, I don't see another Jeep and frantically start waving. I got a little too excited about it. And now my wife teases me because she's like, you wave too excitedly. You might as well ride off a flare.

I'm happy, man. I would think you knew me, E.J. I'd be like, oh, there's a. Wait, I didn't know who that was, but I do it just accidentally. Thank you for the call, E. E.J. appreciate you, buddy. Now time for never going to get it

When the temperature gets really hot outside People are twice as likely to do this Okay, so it gets really hot outside People are twice as likely to do this at night Ah So it gets really hot outside People are twice as likely to do this at night So simple

Temperature gets really hot outside People are twice as likely to do this at night What is it, Amy? Eat ice cream. Eat ice cream. No, that's not it. But Lynette was going to say the same thing in Sarasota. Right, Lynette?

Yes, I did. Dang, not ice cream. Thank you for calling. Let's go over to Shane in Somerset, Kentucky. Shane. Hey, what's going on, buddy? What do you think it is, buddy? Muscle cramps.

It is not muscle cramps. Never going to get it. That's why it's tough. Lunch box. Man, something I do every night. I sleep naked. Oh, naked sleep. Naked.

Naomi in Arkansas says the same thing, right? Yes, I did. Ah. I was going to tell you, we may see you in Arkansas. My son was in your either Kevin or nephew's class. They're going to go into the sixth grade like Hamilton. Dang. Old school there.

Well, your answer is wrong, but I appreciate the nice comment. It's wrong. Yeah, it's wrong. It's not sitting naked. Side-triped me. I was like, oh, yeah. I thought we got it. down memory lane there for a second.

I forgot we were doing a bit. No, the answer. Eddie, you want to take a shot? Oh, I got it. Go ahead. Shower at night. No, no, no, no. What? It's order takeout because, one,

they don't want to cook, makes the house hotter. They don't want to go out because it's hotter. So they just order takeout. Never going to get it. Nobody got it. Here's lunchbox. It was his birthday yesterday. So he goes, and he goes to places like Taco Bell

and says, hey, it's my birthday. What do I get for free? What are you ready? Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday. Yeah. What do I get for free for my birthday?

Some water. On your birthday, you don't get something special like a Doritos, Locos, Taco? No, I'm not aware of it. How about, like a cinnamon twist? Happy birthday, nothing for free. Happy birthday, nothing for free. This day's my birthday. Yeah.

He's at a gas station this time. Today's my birthday. Well, it's a birthday. Yeah. Since this is my favorite gas station, I was wondering what I got for free for my birthday. I don't know. You got a rewards card? If it's your favorite, you should have rewards card.

Do I get like a lottery ticket or a take of gas? I wish. If it was my store, I'd give it to you. Like a lighter, like a tall boy, anything? A tall boy. Nothing for my birthday. I wish. Oh, man.

I'm on, I guess 36. It's going to suck. 30. Oh, you're eight. Oh, my God. Here's Carpool Kara with Usher. Next thing I knew. She was all up on me screaming.

Yeah. I'm so caught up. All I can think about is the Usher story that came out. I know. About him paying the woman $1.1 million because supposedly he gave her an STD and he was like, uh, be quiet about it, please. And here's a million and $1. Yeah, what was that $1 for? Yeah, I thought that too.

You didn't want to make it a cool meal? She got $1.1 million. But as they were showing this club last night, and I was like, hmm, all I see is the guy that paid someone a million dollars because, and listen, STDs happen, but man, a million dollars. That's a lot of money. Lunchbox, would you take a million dollars? Yeah.

You would? Absolutely. For sure. STD, but also a million dollars. Yeah. You take it? Yeah, you're rich. and, I mean, you can, there's medicine.

Is that good, good point? And you can afford to buy it. He absolutely has a point. Absolutely he does. You wouldn't? It's a million dollars, man. I mean, I start to think like you, too. It's a million dollars.

Yeah, Eddie, I mean, you have to take it. Yeah. I mean, sign me up. So do you feel like she was lucky then in this thing? Yes, she was selected, the lucky one. All right. It was Lunchbox's birthday yesterday. The big 36, so he goes in to random places, Taco Bells, gas stations, just seeing what he can get for free, like, just asking, hey, it's my birthday.

He really tries to get ice cream. Man, today is my birthday. Yeah. I get free ice cream. Yeah. Yeah. You can get up to a free Sunday, so whatever. Whoa.

Whoa. Look at that. July 25th, 1981. Yeah, man. That's what I'm talking about. Everybody, happy birthday. Do me with a strawberry betty. Yeah, yeah.

Wait, your choice was the strawberry betty? It was one of the Sundays. It was the most expensive thing I could get, so that's what I was going to get. That's where your mind goes. It doesn't go, what do you like the best? It goes to what's the most expensive. It's not what can you get, it's what can I take the most? Yeah, when you're going to give me something free, I want the most expensive item.

Even though you may not like it the best, you like to hurt them the most. Yeah. It's just different ideologies. You got to get your money's worth. Yeah. But it's, okay, I hear it. Oh, that is it. Thank you so much.

And that's $3.99? Yes, it. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday. Okay. They sang, hey, birthday to me. We heard that. You initiated it.

Oh, that's true. He started it. They put a candle in it. They did? Yeah. That's awesome. In the bonehead earlier today, lunchbox was talking about a woman who was trying to kill a bug with fire,

but lit her apartment on fire. Here. When I grabbed the bug and I had it, I went to light it and then the lighter started sparking. And the sparks just start flying on it. So, you know, I padded. You know, and then Asha says, Mom, I think I see the fire. So she runs in the kitchen to get water, you know, to put it out. Oh, my goodness.

I know. Like I said, just grab a shoe. It's a bug. There's no need to light things on fire. A shoe can't spread. You know, worst case scenario, what happens with the shoe? You got to go clean it off. What's the worst case you know with fire?

Well, that. The whole house goes down. The whole apartment goes down. What's the hard-boiled egg story? Oh, like my issue with hard-boiled eggs? Well, I don't know how to make one ever. I mean, I boil them all the time and I make hard-boiled eggs, but I always have to Google it.

Like, I can never remember. So I said out loud, oh, why can't I ever remember how to make a hard-boiled egg? I have to Google it every time. And then I pull up Facebook and an article comes up. how to make the perfect hard-boiled egg every single time. Isn't it life great? Amazing. Yeah, and then I followed it step by step,

and I made some perfect hard-boiled eggs. But I was like, thank you Facebook for spying on me because my computer was out. I had a friend over, we were talking about it. Boom, the article came up. I'm like, this is genius. You didn't Google it? No, I didn't Google it.

You didn't go to hard-boiled egg.com? I didn't go to hardboiled. I mean, I have in the past. but this was just a conversation we were having. I said it. And then there it was. Big brother looking out. Wow.

Yeah. How do you feel about that? I'm fine with it now because I've convinced you to be fine with it? I mean, I did just buy a super cute outfit on Instagram when I was talking about needing certain clothes. And my friend and I were talking about a particular brand. And now that brand pops up in my feed. I love it. Your husband has to hate that, though.

Do you tell him about that? Because he covers all the little, you know, cameras. He covers everything. He turns his microphones off. Like, we have to unplug Alexa sometimes. Oh, when you're... What? Oh. No, like we're talking about some stuff.

Oh, oh, oh, okay. Stop. All right. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. So there's one specific part about having a boy that Jason Aldine is really looking forward to. And it's doing Christmas shopping at, Tractor Supply, I guess, because he's always had girls in his life.

And now he's excited that he can just go get cool shoes and boots. And, yeah, tractor supply time. Eddie's our video producer as two boys. Yeah. Are you glad you don't have girls? Yeah, totally. I feel like they would take over my life. Like, I would be jealous and really scared of them going out in the world.

And especially dating time, I'd hate it. But what about doing, like, girl things? Like, because Jason even in the story he was talking about how he did, like, he does hunting and fishing, even with his girls. I would try to, but, I mean, if they didn't like it, they didn't like it, and I would probably just stay in my room. But instead, for the boys, you make them like this. Yeah.

Okay. Amy, what else? Well, Joey Lawrence, he was saying that Blossom might be coming back. Did you see that? I bet he's hoping it. Yeah. He said, listen, we're trying to find the right way to make it happen, and if it does, totally down.

Whoa. Whoa. Okay. Whoa. But isn't she on that Big Bang? She's on Big Bang theory. So, yeah, they can't have. Blossom without Blossom.

I don't think that show's lasting forever. Like, I think they've said we only have so many seasons left. Oh. Because they're on that pay everybody a million dollars episodes. That doesn't last very long. Whoa. Gotcha. Yeah.

Whoa. All right. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds, skinny. You know, as funny as yesterday, we're talking about this song, Champagne, by Lindsay L. Where someone thought the lyric was, you make me feel like Jesse Cabille. Remember that? Yeah.

Yeah. But it was Jessica Beal. You make me feel like Jessica. So listeners started sending in all these misheard lyrics, and I want to do a lot of this in a minute. But these are all on our Facebook page. Someone writes in, well, first time I heard Body Like a Backroad, Body like a Backroad, she said her kid kept singing, Driving in My Astro. Like Astrovan.

Like an Astrovan. Body like a back road, driving in my Astro. Okay. Here's another one, Carrie Underwood, Dirty Laundra. All the Ajax in the world Okay, this one I can totally see Because the misheard lyric by our listener is All the eight tracks in the world

Ain't gonna clean your dirty laundry That's funny It's all the Ajax in the world But all the eight tracks in the world I hear that stuff All the eight jacks in the world Ain't gonna clean your dirty laundry So I have a bunch of these

You like these or no? Yeah, that's pretty good Like what? I like them Oh, I thought you said like. You gave me an example. Oh, I like. Well, shout out, Jesse Cabille.

We're still looking for a Jesse Cabill. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a show. Lots of listeners are sharing their misheard lyrics. One just tweeted me. Instead of strawberry wine, they would sing, Stop and rewind.

They thought that was the lyric. Wow. That's old school. That's old school. And we've done misheard lyrics for years and years. But it happened again yesterday, so we put up a thing on Facebook. And there are some funny ones coming up. Speaking of funny, you just can't do funny without...

The Morning Corny! How does a fish in a tuxedo look? How does a fish in a tuxedo look? So fish-dicated. That's good. That was the morning corny. Pond, James Pond. Good one.

Yeah. I just came up with that. Come on. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, come on. Pond, James Pond, fish, tuxedo. Okay. All right, so Eddie had a neighbor, and the neighbor's yard just been growing up like crazy.

Eddie's our video producer, and the yard doesn't look good. You're upset about it. You wanted to go and mow it. Well, I wasn't upset about it. I wanted to do something nice. and I felt like the yard needed a little bit of help or whoever owned the house needed some help, so I was going to do it.

The problem is, I don't know if they live there, or if they were going to take offense to me mowing their yard or what? Well, my neighbor said to me, hey, I got a good yard mower for you. I took a little offense. Exactly. That's what I was scared of. So, this is you mowing the yard.

This is me, but I did a little trick. Me and Jr. walk into the front door right now. Come on. You knock a cart. I think anybody was. It doesn't look any way. No, I know. That's what we're here.

We're here to mow the lawn. If nobody lives here, then we'll just do it for them. All right, so no one answered the door. We're going to go ahead and mow the lawn. So have you heard anything since? No. I left a note in the mailbox that said, I wanted to do something nice. I hope this helped, pimping joy.

But my whole trick was to take my kid just in case there was like something bad going on. Like, they'd be like... Oh, I thought you meant to teach him a lesson. You used them as a shield? Well, that too. Wow. Wow, wow. I felt like it wouldn't be as creepy as some grown man by himself.

Like, I'm going to show him a lesson here. Oh, yeah, gotcha. Hit him first. Hit him first. But the Yards mode, nobody lives there, huh? Nobody lives there. I checked yesterday, and the letter's still in the mail. All right, good for you.

You guys want to be entertained or now? Yeah. All right. So a wife who was cheated on tries to break into her husband's car because his mistress is in there. By the way, his mistress is also her. her cousin. Jerry.

Jerry. So, and everybody's around laughing and filming the whole thing as well. Like this is the epitome of America. The whole thing. It sounds like something happened to my hometown. It's like that show cheaters. So what is she doing to break in? Like a baseball bat?

The woman hits her husband, rips his shirt. She gets to his truck. She picks up a rock to break the window. And everybody's watching and everybody's just laughing and like filming instead of doing anything about it. There's a lot of people. There's a lot of people. There's a lot of people.

They're like coming from everywhere. It's like in third grade when there's a fight. Everybody comes around like, fight, but these are adults. So her cousin is hooking up with him. She beats him up and he's trying to get to the cousin. Like she's going after the window hard with the rock.

Like that's going straight up at home, Arkansas stuff. Like that's where I'm from. That's what they do. Yeah, the whole town must have known about this. Like there was a Facebook message going out. 3 p.m. Oh, man. Let me bring David on in Fayetteville, Arkansas.

Hey, David. Hey, Bobby. You good, buddy? I'm doing good. How about you? I'm really good. What's going on? Well, a good call and tell about the lyrics thing.

Yeah, misheard lyrics. So which lyric did you hear and think was something else? Well, it's my little brother. And two Pena Coladas by Garth Brooks. used to sing it as two bean enchilada. Two bean and chiladas. Bring me two bean and chaladas. Come on.

I want one for each in. Dang. That's perfect. That's a good one. Man, good call. Appreciate you, David. Thank you. We appreciate you.

I was reading this article at Rolling Stone Country, which I do generally enjoy. And so, I'm talking about Cole Swindell's song. A flatliner and the headline is, it should have died on the table. Why Cole Swindell, flatliner, should have died on the table. Hmm.

And I was like, I started reading it. And I know everybody's like, oh, let's stop with all the bad. But instead of bashing people, why not? This is clickbait, is all this is. Because it's like, bro, country, bad. Girls, good.

And listen, nobody's been fighting that. fight longer than I have for four years. But now it's, you know, you get clicks. This person just wants clicks. This person just wants clicks. But it's like instead of writing a song about how terrible something is, why not highlight something good and positive instead? Because it talks about it's the epitome. But by the way, if the song wasn't downloadable and people didn't like it, it just would go away. People like it. It's continuing to be downloaded. It's sold. Everybody's got got to make a living. This guy's hating Cole Sondell for making a living. You know what? It's okay to have songs that are just fun sometimes. That's it.

Every song doesn't have to be, you should be here or Burning House. Every song doesn't have to be that. Every once in a while you can have a song that's just like, boo, something stupid. That's okay. I like songs that are something stupid sometimes. I'm not even going to act like it's my favorite song because it's not. It's fine. It's fine to me. But I do think there was quite the unfair shot at Cole Swindell. It's like, why Cole Swindell's flatliner should have died on the table. It would have died on the table if people wouldn't have liked it and would have stopped consuming it.

That's what kills things when people don't like it. It's not people sitting in a room going, you know what, why don't we take a song? And even though it's kind of sucky, let's just shove it in people's faces. And I don't really like this song, but I'm going to buy it anyway. And yeah, people at home are like, you know what? That song kind of sucks. Let me spend $1.29 on it. That's not what happens.

And these people that write these articles have no idea really how radio works. We don't have any agenda. other than ratings. You just want ratings. That's it. Everybody's trying to keep their job. I'm lucky I'm in a position to be able to highlight females

and take artists, brand new artists and songwriters and do these shows. But not everybody is. Not every radio DJ has kind of the autonomy to do that without getting in trouble. And they want to keep their job

just like this guy, this writer wants to keep his job. Hey, what's this writer's name? I don't have this writer's name. I should know his name. Morgan, will you say this guy? His name? You want me to say it?

Well, yeah, he wrote the article. It's not bad to say his name. Joseph Kudak? It's a dude, right? Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay. Well, listen, I personally didn't agree.

I think Cole's a great writer. I think there's room for fun songs on the radio, too. Do I also think that we should be highlighting other types, a little more traditional, more female? Yeah, of course. Like, nobody's been doing it more than me. Let me hurt my elbow patting myself on the back for a second. Nobody's been doing it more than me. I felt like the article was a little louder place.

And he starts quoting, Listen, I like some really stupid songs. And I like some songs, I don't know that's so stupid. Play Ake, break your heart right now, see what happens. I will dance. I dare you to play Ake, break your heart. I will dance. Play two peanut colates or two bean enchiladas.

I would, come on. I wonder why you specifically went after a flatline. I don't know why I went after Coleswindale. I can think of other songs. Oh, me too. I can think of bands that aren't even real. Like, they're just tricking. country music listeners.

There's so much fake out there and this is what he goes after? Anyway, I'm done. Oh, Marie in Boston. Hi, Marie. Hi. Thank you for calling. What's going on? No, thank you for answering.

Do you have a question for Judge Common sense? I do. Go ahead. So, I have been recently dating and I was on Bumble the other day. And I was swiping, swiping, swiping, and I saw this guy that I thought looked familiar. Turns out he's the boyfriend of a coworker I have, perhaps. And I just wasn't sure should I tell her they've been together for years. Like, they relocated together.

It's just one of those things that I'm just like, what do I do? I think the answer to this relies wholly on your relationship with this coworker. How close are you to this coworker? So close where if she found out you knew and didn't tell her that it would drive a wedge in your friendship? We're not close at all. We have like mutual co-workers that are close, but we're not like best. Yeah, and that's why I would say probably, unless it's your business, stay out of other people's business. Because it's not really your business.

It stinks. No. But if I knew somebody in the office, there's up in sales and I saw their boyfriend, I'd go up to them and go, oh, by the way, I saw your boyfriend on Bumble, heads up. Well, that's what I was thinking. Because I asked a few of my girlfriends, they're like, no, you should tell them. How would you feel? I'm like, well, I'm not close with her. And I don't want to be that person that's like, oh, let me take your four-year relationship and throw it in your face.

Yeah, I just don't think it's the environment to share that with someone you're not close to. If it were a medium friend to a close friend, of course you tell them. But it can't work. You don't know what their situation. You just don't know. Go ahead. My friend had a similar situation and the boyfriend was on Bumble because he was researching apps. Yes, your old.

Okay. And so he had to be on there for work. No, I get that. He wasn't contacting other girls. Like, it legit. He had a profile, but he wasn't, like, communicating. And I know the story, too. But, again, even knowing the story and knowing the person, I'm like, okay.

But still. Listen, I just think if it's not your business, OPP, man, other people's problems. OPP. Yeah, I'm down with it. So, hey, thank you very much. Hey, I appreciate the call. Thank you, Marie. Appreciate you.

By the way. Where do you, hey, what part of Boston do you live? I'm actually on the South Shore. So, like, I listen to the radio station at Nashville to catch the whole show. So, okay, so you can't pick us up all the way? No. You know, it's so frustrating because I was in Boston. I love it up there.

Our signal is weak in Boston. Like we have kind of like a half a signal compared to the competitor. And so I went, I went to Easton. Listeners came out like crazy. He says, that's frustrating. Our signal is not super strong there. But I appreciate you, Marie, listening on the app whenever you kind of drive out of the area. No worries.

If you do decide to go rogue and go tell on your work person, let me know because I'm anxious to hear how that goes. I just wouldn't do it. No, I don't think I'm going to. All right. Thank you for calling. Thank you. Appreciate you. All right.

You want to do misheard lyrics or play a song? Misheard lyrics. Let's play a song first. Oh. Wow, that's a good song, though. That's the thing. Can you miss out lyrics in it? I just goes,

Howl at the Moon. Oh. I like that song. That's pretty clear. Hell at the moon. This is like one of my favorite songs in the radio right now. Okay. So we're talking about songs with misheard lyrics.

And this comes up time to time. And the reason it got brought up was We're playing that song Champagne by Lindsay L. And there's a part that says, You Make Me Feel Like Jessica Bill. But the person thought it was Jesse Cabill. You make me feel like Jessica Beal. Stepping out of a stress.

So there is no Jesse Cabill. And then another caller said they thought two pinocaladas was two bean enchiladas. So bring me. So listeners on Facebook are going crazy. The actual lyrics to Blank Space from Taylor Swift are this. Got all my Starbucks lovers Yeah, that's what I hear You do?

Yeah, just now I totally just heard that Starbucks lovers So what is she saying? I don't even know Got a long list of ex-lovers Wow They'll tell you I'm insane

Wait, you guys actually all hear She's got a list of Starbucks lovers How do you not hear that? I don't hear Starbucks lovers Now that you tell me ex-lovers I can hear it Okay, okay But here's one

And I remember this one from friends too Hey Stacy and Georgia Hey, good morning So, tiny dancer Yeah You thought that was what? Well, it wasn't actually me It was a college boyfriend

And he thought it said, hold me closer Tony Danza Yeah, I mean, I can hear that a bit That's funny It's a common one, yeah Tony Danza was in what show? Who's the boss? Correct, and before that?

Taxi Yeah, nice You're welcome I feel like I just made you proud. That's why I said you're welcome. I didn't say thank you. And I was like, you're welcome. Because it's stuff like that where Bobby's like, okay.

So the actual lyrics to TLC Waterfalls. Don't go chasing waterfalls. A listener said they thought it was go go, go Jason Waterfalls. Go, go, Jason, Waterfalls. Don't go, Jason, waterfalls. I for sure hear that. I hear that. Like, if you listen for Go, go, go, Jason,

Jason Waterfalls, you'd hear it. Man, Jason Waterfalls, that's a cool name. I'd like to check in. Yeah, what's your name? Waterfalls. Jason, Waterfalls. Man, how about this one? Blinded by the Light.

Oh, I was going to say this one. Here's the one, and I thought, listen. I've always thought that it was the bad. I thought it was wrapped up like a douche. Me too. Yeah, I did. I thought it was, because the lyric is, Blinded by the light,

revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night. Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a douche. It's wrapped up by a deuce. It sounds like it's revved up like a deuce, but I always thought it was blinded by the light. Rapped up like a doucheon up. Blinded by the light.

Listen. Wrapped up like a deuce. You're lying. That's wrapped up. It is wrapped up. It's not. But he's saying deuce. Yeah, Manfred Mann's Earth Band.

I know. Is that a one-hand wonder? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought that too. Florida, Georgia line, guide your mama and me. The action... Did they say guide?

No. Oh, I thought they were like, guide your mind. Loud as shotgun, angel singing with the radio. Loud as shotgun, angel singing with the radio. They thought it was loud a shotgun. Like, loud a shotgun. Play it again. Like, I don't curse, so not a bad word.

Like a donkey. Yes. Loud donkey shotgun. Here. Loud as shotgun Angel singing What are they saying? Loud as shotgun

Not a loud shotgun. I hear that one. Yeah, me too. Now that's all I'm going to hear. Oh my goodness. One more. Eric Church, kill a word. And the listener thought it was

if I could only kill a worm. Okay. But you're telling me. Then you're telling me. I don't believe it. Come on. Wrapped up like a deuce and no.

Come on. He does. He does say it. He does like got emphasis on that. I think they're messing with his bones. Yeah. Because what is wrapped up like a deuce mean anyways?

Who knows what any song is? No, revved up like a deuce. Oh. Like a motor. Like a voo. Oh, got it. Yeah. Here is Michael Phelps talking about

everybody knew he was going to not really rates a shark. They made that a clip. Oh, stop, Michael. Everything was either presented on air during multiple interviews that I did throughout Shark Week

or the beginning of the show. Sorry you feel that way. For me, this is something I always wanted to do and I was honored to be able to do it. It's hard to swim in a cage when you're next to a shark. Like it wouldn't be able to move. We get why Michael Phelps did it wouldn't work. That's why we were all so curious about how it was going to happen.

And if it was presented in plain sight, we'd have been like, oh, nobody cares. I get why they did it. And they may have did a little hints. and said words like a lawyer does, but they didn't present it as Michael Phelps was racing a fake digital shark. Also, whose dream is it to race a shark? It's always been my dream to raise a shark.

Yeah, he said it's something I've always wanted to do. I'm like, really? You always wanted to raise a digital shark? Like, how stupid? I don't know what his heart wants, so I can't step to that. Stop. I can't. Here's Darius Rucker, revealing that he's got,

new music coming out. I don't know if you saw this on Billboard, new album. The last time I was there, you guys asked me when my new record was coming out. So I wanted you to be the first to know and the first announced that it's going to be out on Friday, October 20th. I'm very excited because I'm going to be there with you guys celebrating the release and that's going to be fun. The album's called When Was the Last Time? So if you're a Darius fan, as I am... When was the last time I was just thinking, I just thought that was what I wanted to say with this record? That was really the big gist of the record with me as well.

When was the last time he did something, So Darius has got new music. Kelsey announced new music yesterday. Kelsey Ballerini's got new music coming out. It's that time. New music time? Yeah. Blinded by the light.

Blinded by the light. Of all those, that one's funny, and the shotgun one. I like the shotgun. I can definitely see that being a lyric. Oh, for sure. Loud shotgun. Loud a shotgun. Because shotguns are loud.

That's exactly what it sounds like. Also, I don't really listen to words that much, the songs. You don't listen to lyrics? Not really. I listen to melodies. That's the last thing I listen to. And beats. Yeah.

And I feel so. You know, it's like, oh, this song makes me feel good. And sometimes I'll dig down into the lyrics, but most of the time, I don't really. And I have a lot of songwriter friends, and they hate that people don't listen to every lyric, but we really don't. A song is really a good package if you can listen to both of them at the same time. Like, ooh, melody goes perfect with the lyrics, but we don't listen to it like. That's weird. We listen to how does it make us feel?

Yeah. Makes me feel good. I also have a loud shotgun. Loud a shotgun. I'm an angel singing with the radio. That's funny. Thanks for all those on Facebook. Appreciate that.

I'm watching a YouTube video. Chick-fil-A employee saves Chick-fil-A employee's life. This guy went on a break. He's a kid. He walks out, and the other chick-flame place starts choking,

and he runs back in and gives him a hundred-like and saves them. This is crazy. Like, Lunchbox likes watching street fights. I like watching people save lives. I think that's where our heart takes us. Yeah, street fights are more entertaining.

I don't know, man. High milk maneuver is pretty impressive. A fast food worker was on his lunch break when he stepped in to help his co-worker who had gotten in some unexpected trouble. I wonder if chick-fellet you get to eat for free. Because that'd be good. Wow. By the way, I love chick-fay. We're trying to get this song out maybe Friday.

It's been kind of controversial to get it out, chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday. So, like, but you mean out of like people can download it? Yeah, we're trying to. There's been some controversy with it that I'm not allowed to talk about yet. But we recorded a song live in concert, Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday, because it's Sunday. I like to write about human emotion, like deep heart stuff. And so what's more human than going to Chick-Fillay on Sunday and experiencing that pain?

I was singing it when I woke up this morning for some reason. Do we think this song could be a hit? I don't know. I woke up and I was like, I want fries and I'm made of waffles. What's that lyric do you think it is? And I'm feeling awful. I want fries that taste like waffles. That are made of waffles.

Made of waffles. Is that, that's the line, right? Like waffle fries, yeah. Someone asked me earlier to play the Chick-fil-A song, so it's for you guys. I want the fries and a little waffle, but now I'm feeling off. I want Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday. Yeah, the one day that you aren't open is the one day that I was hoping to get Chick-fil-A, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I yell hello through the drive-thru, hello.

Nobody answers me back. I look around for all the other cars. Where the heck is everyone at? I won't shake fillet, but it's Sunday. Eyes in the middle of awful, but now I'm feeling awful. I won't shake fillet, but it's Sunday. Yeah, the one is the one day that I'm feeling awful. It's loading to get shit for lay

Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah. To be a hit. I'll download it. Yeah. We're trying to get it up. We're trying to do a raging idiots tour. They've kind of called us back out.

A calling. So we're like, come back on tour, so. And we must answer. Well, we're trying. I only have so many feet and legs and heads. I know. You know what I mean? And days in a week.

Just one head, two feet. I know I've been trying to say forever, but nobody believes me. So there's that. Do we want to talk about Dallas Cowboys cutting this player for stealing a Twinkie and then he really wasn't stealing the Twinkie? I mean. I thought he was shoplifting. It was so upsetting to me. I read headline he was shoplifting.

He stole a Twinkie? What is so upsetting? You say you're upset? What's upsetting? They were obviously looking for some reason to cut him and this was just it. He wasn't even the same state. It wasn't him. Yesterday we made a decision that we thought was in the best interest of the Dallas Cowboys.

And we're going to stand by that decision. We're going to move on. So they wanted to cut him. and they had shoplifting. Oh, we cut them. But it wasn't him. It wasn't him, Amy. He didn't tell Twinkie.

So does he get his job back? Nope. The only thing more annoying the bro country now are people that complain about bro country. That's the new thing. Okay. Because I used to be like that too,

but now it's like, I don't even care to make fun of bro country anymore because in my head, I just try to find things that I like and try to elevate them instead of keep knocking bro country down. So the only thing more annoying the bro country is talking about bro country.

and so some reason this dude hates Cole Swindell his name is Joseph Hudak, whatever, and Flatliner My point was it's a fun song It's okay to have fun songs sometimes He could have went after any song that's just fun He could have went after body like a backroad Could have to flatliner I can go down the list of just fun songs

But he went after Cole Swindell For some reason and flatliner And I have Cole talking about the song We did a thing in my house Call's a great songwriter And he's talking about flatliner And pitching it to Dirks a long time time ago. I mean, in the middle of the song, I was like, man, this sounds like something

Dirks could sing. And I remember us just thinking, like, this sounds like a, you know, let's pitch this to Dirts when we get done with it. Well, I wasn't really, I knew him, but I wasn't close enough with him to sending the song. So I don't know if he ever heard it. You should record it with me. And it was just kind of a running joke. You know, we'd see each other. And he's like, man, that flatliner song, I always, you know, I love that song. And it just, he always brought that up. And I didn't ever think he was serious. So when we went the album, to record the album, we asked him. I was like, please tell him if he doesn't want to,

is fine, because I just don't like to be put on the spot like that. It's a fun song. I don't think Cole thinks he's going to win song of the year with Flatliner. No. But you know who likes it? People, because they're buying it and streaming it like crazy. It's probably why this guy doesn't work for Apple or Spotify or IHeart Radio, because he doesn't understand that.

But I thought it was a low shot at Cole's Vendale. Like, I like Cole. And so a little bit, I'm like, ooh, like you can. kind of mess on my friend. It makes me... But it just is a bad premise. They go after any song that's goofy. Every song doesn't have to be the house that built me.

And thankfully, they're not. Thankfully, we have those great songs. And thankfully we have these real powerful, meaningful songs. But sometimes we get flatliner, too, and we like it. And if we didn't, it would have died. People would have not bought it. It would not have researched. It would have flatlined, as Amy said.

No, he said. No. Yeah, whatever. I would have died on the table. I mean, isn't that what he said? Yeah, it flatlined. Now I hope this song goes number one with a bullet. I finally get it.

Flatliner table. Died on the table. Unbelievable. Wait, you didn't get that? No, I kept thinking what table does he want this song to die on? No, dude. Dinner table? No, no, no.

I'm with you. The operating table. Does anyone feel different than me about that whole thing? If you do, speak now, I don't care. I like it that he is an opinion. I always love opinions. No, I just disagree with it. Your point, similarly, excuse me, in life, like with a lot.

lot of things like focus on what you're for instead of what you're against and your energy is just going to be spent a lot more effectively. This guy is the political climate right now. This is, that's the political climate. Why don't we instead of talking about what we're forward to talking about we hate? That guy, that article and that guy, that's, that's what's happening right now in America. We just slam things we hate and get a bunch of clicks. Oh, I see.

Okay. That's it. That's everybody, regardless, I'm a fan of Cole. Listen, you get a flyliner. You get a you should be here. To be fair, he doesn't mention that song, but it was kind of like a throw-in. Like, oh, yeah, y'all throw you should be here. Oh, back to me hating it.

Anyway, there's that. I'm done. Moving off. Amazon's accused of raising prices on Prime Day and duped customers. If they did that, good for them. Wait, the big Prime Day was supposed to be a big day of savings. It's on you if you don't compare the deals. Yeah.

If someone goes, huge car sell, and they double the price and you go, oh, I'm going to buy one. That's on you for not looking at the prices. the other cars. Oh, man. A product vendor says Amazon bumps up prices normally and then on Prime Day

they take them back down, they lower them back to normal price and there's not even normal price. But they're able to go, we cut 30%. That's on you, the consumer. Yeah, guilty here. I mean, grocery stores do that. Everyone does that.

And now it's a big news story because it's Amazon. We have to take some sort of personal responsibility in our life. Yes. So many times people want to be like, I blame others. I was duped. If you're really duped, there's a problem. It takes one internet click to compare.

Like, I'm going to buy some detergent. Wow, it's $73? Something tells me it's not right, but it's prime day. I'll go ahead and buy it. There's some personal responsibility that comes here. Got to own it. I'm reading this story, too, about how in Australia, they're letting these 15-year-old kids go take smoke breaks during school.

What? Wow. That's crazy. Except it's not. Why? I'm going to tell you why. Tell me. First of all, I hate smoking.

Never smoked. It, to me, is disgusting. I wish they would just eliminate cigarettes. Yeah. I do think that they're raising the age of 21. Again, let's make an adult age and leave it at that adult age. If it's 18, if it's 21. But here's why I think it's not that crazy.

I don't think they should be allowed to do it. But here's why it's not that crazy. Kids are able to eat sugar at school all day. We're going to find out. Oh, yeah. Sugar is as bad for your body as cigarettes are. Heart disease is killing more people than lung cancer is. So if we're going to crack down on all these things, let's start cracking down.

It's just not that crazy to me. It's crazy because our rule is 18. Yeah, what's their rule over there? I don't know. Who knows? And it's Australia, who knows? They probably go out in a kangaroo. Rebels.

Have a beer and a cigarette. You beat a kangaroo in a wrestling match, so you can smoke. Yeah. My only point with this is sugar is as bad for you or worse than cigarettes are. I know. We've just grown up thinking it's the norm. And cigarettes used to be the norm. People didn't know they were bad.

They were just like, oh. Doctors endorsed it. You really think? No, heart disease kills more people. I truly believe, yes, 100%. And not just because of one documentary, but multiple and articles and people that I've talked to that are experts in it. And I'm like, oh my gosh. Now do I still indulge in sugar sometimes?

Yes. Would I ever smoke a cigarette? No. So even it still doesn't fully, fully sink in with me all the time. But even the stuff it does in our brain is similar to, like, cocaine. They show the chemicals come out when you have sugar and that... The dopamine, all that. It craves up more sugar, more sugar.

I felt it when I ate 12 donuts. I felt drunk when I ate the donuts. And the next day, I felt like I had a hangover. And then, like, three days later, I wanted more donuts. You wanted it to the bit again. Yeah. Eddie comes in my office. Hey, dude.

Can we do 12 more in 20 minutes? So yeah, it's crazy. You're right. You're right. We let kids eat whatever. That's the hypocrisy in that. We like kids eat whatever they want. I do that all the time.

But we weren't raised to think it was bad. Oh, it's going to take years for this. We'll probably won't be alive. It took years for cigarettes to even be a thing. I want to be alive, but probably won't be. Unless we figure out a way to live. People are freaking out over a ghost. Where?

They're going crazy. They saw a ghost in the water on Monday night. And so they started calling people, texting people, like, come look at this ghost, come look at this ghost. They called the cops. The cops got there. It wasn't a ghost. It was a very pale naked woman in a pool. Skinny dipping.

The cops took her back to her hotel room, didn't charge her with the crime. Dang, she just was really pale. That is so funny. She's extremely pale. You got pictures? And it's not even a black and white picture. She's extremely pale. I'm going to Google that.

Okay. Of all the things to Google it. He is into ghost. No, the girl being naked swimming. Okay. We caught Lunchbox on Instagram on some, like, naked models, Instagram, where it's like her and just her underwear. Are you denying this one?

Are you denying it? We put it online. Yeah, why was that up? And you just walked off your computer in the office and you left it up on some, like, Instagram models page. Listen, she was in a news story and it had a link, so I clicked on the link, and it took me to her Instagram, so I was just checking her out. We were like, what is happening on luncheon's computer?

I'm doing research, and if she wants to be seen, I'll look. Uh-huh. Go ahead and Google your naked ghost over there. Come on, y'all. I kind of have some bad news. So the good news is, and it's awesome and crazy and weird, but I'm getting put into the Radio Hall of Fame in November. Yeah.

Yeah. And it's wild to me, the youngest member ever inducted. Bones. Thanks to our listeners, it just wouldn't have happened. It went out of them. and so they said, hey, we have a table for you, 10 people. Yeah, 10. It's perfect. So I was filling out, like, here's who I want to come.

I had to kind of commit to that decision. And they said, no, no, no, we have a table at 10 people. Five of them are executives. One of them is you. You only have four spots. Perfect. One, two, three. Yeah.

And now you have an extra for Lindsay. So. What does four include him? There are four. There's four including you? No, five, but one includes me. Perfect. So it's four.

Ammy and Lunchbox are going for sure. Yeah. Because you two have been pretty much the whole time. I thought you were setting me up there. I was like, man, this is about to get ugly. No, not ugly. I was like, whoa. The table's about to be flipped.

Amy, how long you and I've been together? Over 11 years. How long have you been to get lunchbox? Since 2003, so however many years? 14 years. 14, yeah. Well, so how long have you and I've been together? Not that long.

Eddie, I don't think you're making the class. I've known you for 13 years. But you haven't been. Like, these two are the pillars of this show. I have personally been an inspiration to you. I only have two other spots and right now you don't make the less Eddie. Okay, okay, okay.

Your girlfriend makes one. Maybe. No, she's, no, no, no, no. That's the problem. No, she does not. I'm sorry. Like, he only has two spots. Go ahead.

Only two spots. Let me tell you who I'm leaning toward. Because the executive part, I think like Rod Phillips. Okay. He has to come. Clutch. Has to come. Jen Lyme Gruber has to come. Yes.

Those two. But I think like Jay Shannon, the PD, he's in Dallas now. Yeah. He's my program. I gave my person. Totally. I agree with that.

I think he has to come. That's three execs. It's just one other person. You can't take your girlfriend over Eddie. I mean, Eddie has been with you longer than your girlfriend. But Eddie hasn't been on the show. He's been on the show longer than you've been with your girlfriend.

That's true. Your girlfriend. And I've known you five times longer than you've known your girlfriend. I could understand if you were engaged and this was a forever girl, but this is just a girlfriend. Girlfriend's come and go. This is crazy. Eddie is kind of.

to like, right now he is a... Oh boy. He's trying to build himself into a pillar. Yeah. And your girlfriend is just a brick. Wow. Okay. Wow.

Lunchbox. I'm not even talking about great analogies. He called us the pillars. Eddie is like... Why you have fighting for Eddie so hard. I like this. Bones. I'm just saying if you're considering your girlfriend, that's absolutely not...

So Lunchbox, you're getting some crazy award. Would you take your wife? Wife. Wife. When she was your girlfriend. No. No. If she was your girlfriend for a really long time.

I wouldn't even go to my, like my now wife. She had her whatever high school reunion. I didn't go. We weren't married. High school reunion and a hall of fame. I'm like, we're not married. You're not going to take some boyfriend to the high school reunion. That's ridiculous.

Who are you even considering? I don't know. All I know is that yesterday I found out that I basically had four spots. Oh, because you thought you had 10. Yes. Amy on Lunchboxer 2. And then. Me?

Jay, I'm leaning heavily toward. So Jay's not with the executives. No. Oh, he's not. No. Who are these five executes? All of them want to come? So Amy, Lunchbox, Jay.

So that's one spot. And if you really think his girlfriend deserves it over, Eddie, you've lost your mind. Amy, do you think that's true? I don't even know that. Guys, I don't even know. I feel like so horrible. If I was a girlfriend and my boyfriend was being conducted to some sort of Hall of Fame, and I'd been with him for like a significant amount of time, which they have.

A year? A year. A year. That's a long time. I just don't know, guys. Guys, stop, stop my ears, my head. It's not like they just met on the camera. You were sure.

Can I ever say this? Yeah. New girl, Morgan deserves it more than your girlfriend. She adds more to the show than your girlfriend. That's just not true, first of all. I was just trying to defend Morgan because everybody says I don't like her. But you don't even know, people don't even know New Girl Morgan versus Old Girl Morgan. Man, when you said, well, you had some bad news, you were right.

Yeah, Eddie, I don't know that you make it as of right now. Oh, man, Eddie. I hate it for you. Like, are there different seats, though? Like, that's at the table. Like Eddie would go and sit somewhere else, right? Good point. I don't think it's inside of Madison Square Garden.

Can I go in as press? Maybe I'll shoot some video or something. I don't know. I'm just letting you know that that's where it is. I got to know who else you're considering. I don't even know. This is terrible news. A study finds money can't buy happiness even if you aren't rich.

Thank you. I've been telling you this for years. So what do you have to buy? Well, they said, and they went to like 5,000 people. They said, you ought to be rich. It's not the more money you have. But it's what you spend it on. If you pay someone to do unenjoyable daily

tasks, it gives you free time and will make you significantly more satisfied with your life. So time is what it is. Yeah, okay. Buying time. That's interesting. It's the crappy things that are like, oh, I've got to do all these. But if you pay somebody to do that and you do something more enjoyable, that's where they're like money can come in.

Oh, gotcha. Like buying a ride. Like house cleaning. Like instead of driving somewhere, buy a driver. That'll save you time. That's like a rich person thing. Yeah. That's what they're saying.

buying that's not what they're saying. But they're saying like instead of cleaning the house. Buy a house cleaner. And then take that time watching Netflix. Yes. I mean, that makes true. It's still a money thing and it's not, listen, if people can afford house cleaners, they probably would.

Absolutely. Until you can, I have a tip. Turn on Netflix and clean your house at the same time. Boom. I do feel this story is a little weird because it still is kind of like a rich person story. I agree with you. Yeah, it's explaining how money can buy you happiness. I know, but it's like, if we could already afford to have people do our stupid things,

we already would. Yeah, I mean, you'd be happier. Yeah. You're just letting you know. I just got a text. Probably from your girlfriend. From her, from your girlfriend. You know what?

You know what? She's so awesome. She'd probably be like, you know what? Of course. You know what, babe? I don't need to go. Okay. It's funny you say that because she wrote, maybe.

Oh. Then she quoted lunch. I can understand if that's a forever girl. Me. I know. Oh, no. Apparently I said that. But she said, what?

What? I love that's what she got out of the whole. Like I said, drumma. Druma. When are we making the... I don't know. I don't have to call Jay if he wants to come. Because if he does, it makes my life easier.

But I can't not invite him. Oh, of course so calm. Like him and Rod and Jen Limegruber, probably the most influential people in my career. Like outside of the core and you two are going. There you go. All right. I want to say something about Kelsey Ballerini.

And she has a new album coming out. She announced it yesterday. and I'm happy for I'm close to Kelsey personal friend her new album tile is hard to say I wish you wouldn't have named

unapologetically Unah How many syllables Unapologetically I lost count A lot That's way too much Right

Yeah Like we need to go to Who named this And say Have a talk Like Stop Unapologetically

Seven Zyllables Man Redonculus Redonculus Redonculous Redon That's a better name.

I know it's going to be good. I've even heard some of the songs. They're awesome. I love Kelsey. But unapologetically, that's tough one to say, man. A couple things. Justin Bieber says, hey, I want to drop out of this tour. We talked about this yesterday a bit.

He's got 14 shows, and he's like, hey, I'm out. I don't know why. I don't have a problem with it. People live their lives in different ways. If he's tired, he's tired. So, Justin Bieber. What do you mean? Done.

Now, here's some facts I like to give you. This song Despacito If it lasts at number one for five more weeks It ties being the biggest hit of all time What? At 16 weeks. It's at 11 weeks number one right now. What's there now?

Despacito. It's been number one for 11 weeks. I know, but if it keeps going, who's it going to beat? It will beat Mariah Carey and Boys to Men One Sweet Day, which is the longest number one song ever. 16 weeks. So that's the record holder. 16 weeks

Despacito There we go Is it 11 weeks And it has a chance to do it What do you think The number one American non-English song is A macarona

Macarena A cairena Ed Sharon's Shepo'Auera, that's to learn Al'Alea Margarna. Hey, Macarena.

Hey, Macarena. Aye. Ed Sharon's Shape of You was number one for 11 weeks. So Despacito's there, but Ed Sharon, you can start to see

it was starting to fall. There you go. And speaking of that, Sam Hunt's Body Like a Backroad has tied Florida, Georgia line, Cruz as the biggest country song of all time.

of all time. Yeah, I think it's, I don't know how many weeks it is. That's why I keep saying that's still the number one song. Regardless of all the people claiming number one, that's the number one song. And so Body Like a Backroad continues to sell like crazy. It's the biggest song of the year. It is, it's about to be Cruz. It'll do another week and it'll then be the biggest song.

That's so cool to me. It's crazy, right? I love when songs are just that awesome. And they hit you out, they hit you being a smash out of nowhere. You love them, you love them. It's like, wow, that's like everybody, knows it. That's like a generational song for him in his career.

Like, Body Like a Backroad took him to another level. He was already Sam Hunt. Huge. Montevillo sold tons. This just took him to a whole other place. It's like the number six pop song downloaded now. Amazing. They weren't even trying to make it a pop song. That's how it crossed over.

So, anyway, congrats to Sam and I bet the Georgia line guys are kind of like, oh, crap. They had a good run, though. No, I bet they would have had the number one for it. You always want to hold that number one spot. That's true. But they did hold it for close to five years. It's a long time.

Yeah, that is a long time. Anyway, let me put... Okay, finally, here's Jay. Jay Shannon was my program director for 11 years in Austin, gave me my first job doing nights and then moving to mornings and basically was there for 11 years. Hey, Jay.

Hey, man. Jay is in Dallas right now, and here's what happened. So I'm going into the Radio Hall of Fame. Can't believe it. It did all that stuff where I'm like, but... But I only have four chairs, and I'm taking Amy and Lunchbox. And I said on the air that I was going to invite you, and I still feel that way.

It's in November. Do you feel like you should take one of the other two chairs? Well, who else is in the running? Well, Amy and Lunchbox are for sure going. Everybody else is in the running. Like, I have two chairs, and my next gut instinct is to go with you. Rod? The executives have, like, an already five-sum, and Rod's in that.

Okay, so they've already got their big boot. big wig seats. The big wig seats are already taken. Now it's like the Bobby Hart seats. Yeah, you'll be with us, Jay. Just talk. I can't think of anybody else that should be there but me. Oh, wow. No, he's right. I love it. So, it's in November.

I'll get you the date soon and you can let me know either way if you can come. Dude, I'll definitely be there. Okay, he'll be there. Are you claiming a seat right now? I'll claim a seat. There he is. There he is. Oh, my gosh. Jay. Very good. Congratulations. Good to see him.

Thank you very much. Congratulations. Thanks, lunchbox. You're welcome, man. You made to the big boy table. All right. Jay, do you listen to the show ever? I don't get to as much as I used to, obviously, but I do every now and then.

Yeah. I see the podcast on Facebook, and I see some of the videos you guys do. Yeah, but are you like your kids all grown up now? Yeah, left a nest. Left me all alone. Jay is running multiple stations in Dallas. What do you have a alternative station and like a top 40? No, we blew that one up, remember?

No, I don't remember anything. Which one did you blow up? Oh, you blew up the alternative. What is it now? Yeah. It's AC, adult contemporary. It's star. It's like 80s music.

Oh, hey, did you know that song, wrapped up like a douche and the roamer? Do you know the lyric to that song? I don't, and I'm glad to say I don't. Oh, okay. Do you know the song I'm talking about? Blinded by the light. Yeah, it's a L.

It's a L. right? No, it's not. It's some random one-hit wonder, but anyway, thanks for your time. All right, Jay, we'll be taking a seat at the table and there's one seat left. All right, Jay, see you buddy. Thank you. All right, man. All right, Jay Shannon, my 11-year program. But even he was like, wait, I can't take it over Rod. Do you see how there's a... Oh, yeah, Rod's in.

Yeah, he's in. One seat left. Yeah. You better start sucking up. Give them some UZis. What? That's it. That's how to get in. Humans and dogs They have conversations Within a decade

Man my dog just missed the curve You're going to die right before that probably You know I always wonder what my dog thinks But it's a slippery slope once we find out They may not be man's best friend anymore Once we know how much they despise us They're so judgmental Yeah

They're always snarky For those of ever wonder What habit of dogs can talk They may soon find out as pet translators Could be available in as little as a decade An Amazon-backed report claims that technology could be in stores than 10 years. They're already working on machines now. The amount of money now spent on pets is so big there's a consumer demand for this.

Someone is already putting it together. So that's the story. What if dogs know things that we don't? Because they can sense things, weather things. We hadn't even thought about what if my dog gives is better at the weather than the radar app on my phone. What if the dog knows about aliens? There's all this stuff that... Well, and sometimes they know most consistent.

when you're dying. Oh, no. Oh, boy. That's scary. I don't like that. Seriously. That's all. Can't they really?

Yeah, there's a cat. You ever see the nursing home story? Yes. I don't like it. This cat. And they go wait outside the door of the limits of moon and die. Yeah, thank you. What?

I was about to tell that story, but in a much better storytelling way. Oh, tell it. No, the cat goes and people die. Nah. No. Amy's been undercutting my stories a lot like because I'm telling them. That's jokes. But I didn't mean to.

I'm the one that brought it up, and I brought it up based on that. I'll be like, let me tell you this story. It was like, oh, the one you told like three years ago, blah, blah, blah. I'd be like, oh, yeah. That's the worst. Dang. Oh, sorry. I'm going to start undercutting your stories now.

Okay. You probably tell it. Oh, you got her. Oh, you got her. What? I said. Vegan. Oh, Genn. Nash chat.

I would say anything about any of those things. And you probably would tell it better than me, so go ahead. No, there was. There was this story at this nursing home, and this cat who had been around for like 15 years, it would go to rooms and it would just sit in front of doors. Then what happened, Amy? Now I'm letting Bobby tell at this side. What they started to notice was the cat would sit by the doors of people that would die in the next like 48 hours.

Oh, if I would live in that home, I'd get a pellet going to shoot that camera. So what you didn't want to do is so people started to look for the cat and be like, where's the cat? Oh, come on. Let's say you go visit Granny at the nursing home and cat's sitting down the door. And oh meow meow shows up. Oh, no. You're like, Granny, it's good to see. He's like, oh, it's good to see.

I haven't seen. Oh, no. Well, it was a great run. Oh, it's terrible. I know. What are you doing? That was a really good story. You should have seen Amy while you were telling your story because you're looking at lunchbox.

You couldn't see Amy. Her mouth was trying to open so hard. I know. I wasn't going to interrupt, though. That's really good. You told it way better than me. Like, I'm not joking. For real.

Like, I was like, oh, the kids. You know, it's still outside, and then you die. And then you, like, got real dramatic. You're like, for 15 years, there's a cat shows up. Two days later. Yeah. I just told that story. Thanks.

She tried to get you again. I quit. The other day I said something, I was about to give an opinion on something, and Amy already knew my opinion. So she said it before me. And then we got off the air. I don't know. But I was telling the story, and Amy knew my opinion.

Because we had talked about her previously. And she goes, you know what my opinion is? And we got off the air, and I was like, you knew I was going to say that. We hadn't talked about it previously like this day. It's just over the years of knowing each other. I just knew. You hijacked my opinion. You were, you're assuming that I got my opinion because it's what you've said, but I'm okay with it.

It's okay if it's my opinion too. You don't own opinions. Do you? Yeah, I tried Mark Allen. Okay, whatever. That's right. That's not a roller coaster at Magic Springs in Hot Springs, Arkansas. That's where I grew up.

That was my Disney World when we got to go to Magic Springs. And so the roller coaster. coaster was stuck from 2.31 p.m. to 3.28 p.m. The people were stuck in the ex-coaster. Yikes. It broke down. They were just stuck in it. Scary. People were screaming, crying. Some of them were cool. I would not be cool. Some of them were crying. Some of them were fine. But they were stuck for an hour inside the roller coaster. But I'm telling you, once my church bought me a season past to Magic Springs, it was a cool thing. Because if I could get a ride out there, you go all day.

Magic Springs was Disney World for me in Hot Springs. And they had the Arkansas. They had the It was all twister. It was the big roller coaster there, and you'd drive by and you'd see it. Oh, that's awesome. It's crazy. Then they brought in a water park. Oh, those are even crazy. That's awesome.

Yeah, I had it in water park. Yeah, to get a season pass with a big deal as a kid. There's a pole up, and I didn't want to turn it into this, but it's who would I take in the final seat at the Hall of Fame, Eddie or Lindsay? I don't like that it's us too. I haven't even said that it's the... Yeah, because is there another person in the running anywhere? Anywhere?

I have four open seats. Eddie, Lunchbox, and my old program director, Jay Shan have three of the four. Amy. No, Amy. Oh, that was subliminal. Oh, that was, yeah, is that, what is that? There's a poll.

There's a poll ain't going so good. On my Twitter at Mr. Bobby Bones. You just said the answer. We have a call named Angie on the phone in Virginia Beach, who's been on hold, and I just didn't see it for an hour and 44 minutes. I never let that happen. Angie? Hi. You've been a hold for an hour and 44 minutes?

Yeah. We have to, after this call, Ray, we have to get her something. I mean, that's ridiculous. We shouldn't leave her on the phone that long. It is amazing. What would you like to say, Angie? From an hour 44 minutes ago, what did you hear two hours ago? How'd you call the station?

I heard Eddie's thing about mowing the lawn. Yeah, he went mowed his neighbor's yard, yes. Right. So I live in this neighborhood and across the street is what is now a vacant house. And the lawn overgrew to where, you know, nobody was cutting in. It was just looks awful. So what we did, we called the city. The city sent out a letter because even though it's vacant, somebody owns that house,

whether it's a bank or anybody. Somebody owns a house. So they sent out a notice saying, you have to mill your lawn or else. And then if they don't mow their lawn at a certain time, the city mows it. And I think they bill whoever owns the house. And ever since then, that lawn has been moat. There it is, Eddie. She waited an hour 44 minutes to give you the advice.

Wow. Thank you. Hey, Ray, let's get her I can't see hat or something. I want to put her on hold. Dedicated. Appreciate you. I'm sorry. I should have called the city.

You should have called the city instead of taking your kid and teaching them a lesson. What was the lesson? The lesson was do something nice for your neighbor. Are you sure? Well, it was more like, you know, just let's just do it as a family in case something bad happens. And they'll be like, oh, it's not a creepy dude. Just want to mow lawn. and you brought his kids with him.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. Lunchbox thinks his sister-in-law has a crush on him. Do you guys know this story? No. Sister-in-law. His wife's sister. Oh, my goodness.

Well, I'm just telling you guys, like, she's always very nice to me and friendly. And when she came to town, it was awkward because I didn't want to go to lunch with her by myself because I didn't want to send her the wrong message. Well, my birthday, guess it was the first one to text me at 12.05 a.m. Wow. My sister-in-law, she stayed up. She goes, I wanted to be the first one to wish you a happy birthday. birthday before I went to bed. Wow, that's impressive. And so I'm just telling you, like,

you guys think I make things up, but that's why. I have a reputation of being, you know, Casanova, and I feel like she fell for me. Cassanova. Can you tell me anything about Casanova? Yeah. Suck me beautiful. What? What? What is, what? What? That's what he says. Who? Cassanova. Does he? Yeah. What is he talking about? I really don't know. What do you just say? I don't know what that is. That's from Casanova. Is that a movie?

Yeah. He says that? Yeah, suck the neck. It's like, suck me beautiful. You guys don't know anything about Cassanova? I don't know what you're talking about. I don't feel good. Bobby Bones, everybody.

Transmitting across America. This is Bobby Bones show. Amy Googled it. What's lunchbox talking about? Apparently, he's quoting American Pie. Okay. That's a line where he's trying to. B. Casanova and he says that to a girl.

Okay. You have no idea of things you say to you. You just say things. What are you mean? That's why you're a fake news lunchbox. Fake news lunchbox. What was the latest fake news thing he was doing? You were telling me about it.

He said he'd eat a whole pizza and he got me with a technicality. That's right. Lunchbox is fake news, lunchbox. Do you play the clip for you? Yes. Hey, where's the clip, Ray? Lunchbox's trying to eat this pizza. So lunchbox goes for his birthday and it's like, I can eat a whole pizza.

I'm 36. Here. He just said he'd eat this whole pizza. There's no way. He eats his whole pizza? I'm 36. What does that mean? I can do it.

36 year old, how you feeling? Fire slowing down, man. Slow it down. Go, just easy, dude. Water hard. Oh man. Look at Ray. He's got your beat, dude.

You're gonna finish it or what? Yeah. He's paused. You gotta get some more water. Yeah. What happens? Nothing. Keep going.

I'll finish it. No, he's done eating. Oh, yeah. He's done eating. you're going to finish it at home. You never said I think of it. Fake news, fake news. Fake news, lunchbox.

He never said you had to finish in a certain amount of time. He didn't say it could take me 10 hours. He said, finish the pizza. I was taking it home. They bet on everything. They're degenerate gamblers. And so that's what I'm saying. They bet on everything.

Who can eat pizza? You can't disagree with anyone. Like, if someone says, I bet you can't do that. You have to say, like, yes, I can. And that's what it turns into. And then he gets you with the technicality of, I never said I can finish that here. Well, lunchbox went to meet Willie Nelson yesterday.

because Willie Nelson showed up at the restaurant. Except I'm almost positive that's not Willie Nelson. Oh, you're crazy. Eddie even told me, I was like, dude, I think that's Willie Nelson. And Eddie's like, dude, that is you have to get a picture. And Eddie's a huge Willie Nelson fan. So he told me, so I went and talked to him and got a picture. Like, no one was brave enough but me to go up to Willie.

He was sitting out on the patio. He didn't have his food yet. And I felt bad interrupting him. But I went up to him and said, Willie, I got to get a picture. Excuse me. Mr. Willie Nelson So how are you? Like on the road again?

That's not Willie Nelson. I mean, you can tell immediately. What do you mean? Willie talks more like this. He'd be like, I'd be like, I'll watchbox. Do you mind if I get a picture with you? Oh, oh man, that is so awesome. That's just another old man.

He just says braids. He had braids. We have the picture up? Yeah, we have the picture up. Honestly, it's kind of my fault because I did egg it on and say that. That's definitely him. Oh, he'll believe anything. Because he was on, that's Willie, that's Willie.

Trust me, I'm like, you know what, you're right. You were always on my mind. You were like five of Willie Nelson? It was Willie Nelson. Bobby Bones.com. Why would you lie to me like that? It's not Willie Nelson. That's a jam.

Willie and Julio. Hey. Running a little late on Amy's pile today. What do you have over there? Okay. Anybody in here have a room? Is that thing that goes around in Mops floor? It's the little circle thing that'll vacuum. It's just operated old vacuum her house while you're home.

You're not home. You just don't have to vacuum. I've seen that. I'm always annoyed by that if I go to people's houses and they have one. Oh, why? Because I think my dog would just... It's always moving. It's like someone's always there.

It's like what? I'm always looking like, who's over there? I've always wanted one. I don't have one, but now it's coming out that it's a spy. It's collecting data. Of course. Everything's collecting data. Yeah.

But the CEO maintains that the data will not be used or sold without your permission. So if you have a Roomba, I don't know. Look into it. What in the world can they be taking from us as a Roomba? The dimensions of your house other than listening devices. They can tell people where your valuables are? The Roomba? Yeah, because it goes around the house.

It knows where everything is. It knows what's in your drawers. It sees everything you pull out because it's a spot. Oh, it has a camera? That's what I'm saying. That's why you don't mess with them. That's why you just have a spouse. That's why you vacuum yourself.

What? Why do you have to do that? It's totally unnecessary. So, why do you say stuff like that? So you're, okay, whatever. His wife's his room, but basically what you're saying. I get it. Yeah, no, I, yeah. She is spited.

She can tell people where your stuff is. Yeah, but it's her stuff. She has stuff. She has more valuable stuff than me. I don't have any valuable stuff. But do you have more money than she does? Yeah. Okay.

I wish people could see his face the way he said that. Amy? Yeah. Okay. So Lyft is now. letting you stop at Taco Bell on your way home, but here's the deal you can actually pay for your food through the app. So the cool thing about Uber or Lyft is you don't have to get any money out. You just hop in, boop through the app. Well, now they'll swing you through Taco Bell

and it's all included in your app payment. That's interesting and a nice little promotion there. I got to tell you, I use Uber. Yeah. I've never used Lyft. I don't think. Me neither. I haven't. I don't even have the app. I don't think. Wow. I've never used Uber in my life. I don't even know how to, I don't have the app. I use Lyft. Yeah. I was just the first one I downloaded and because of the pink mustache is and I've been rolling with Lyft ever since. So they still pink mustache? Yeah. But it's not the one on the outside of the car.

They got really dirty now. They just have it in there. It's like a little light up one in the windshield. Interesting. All right. What else? Okay, Bobby, I know you love Chipotle. So I saw how you can get the most food there as possible for just $5.

Tell them you have the norovirus and then say only have $5. So what can you give me over? I'm a tell on you. Anything you want. Okay. So the most food for $5 from $5 from. Poli is the kids meal, but adults can get it too. I don't know if you feel like that's right or wrong, but they say adults can get it

too, and it comes with two soft tacos, chips, and a box of apple juice. There's nothing morally wrong about asking for a kid's meal as an adult. I don't know. There's nothing wrong. There's nothing morally wrong. There's nothing morally wrong. Okay, well, then go for it. That's how you're going to get the most bang for your buck.

I also know for Chick-fil-A, too, if anybody cares. Chick-fil-A, original chicken sandwich, and fries, whole thing is $5.50. So that's how bad. And then a new study found that 99% of donated NFL players' brains found CTE. But I'm here to tell you it's a little misleading. If you saw that had like. But it's a little misleading, not a lot. It's a little misleading.

Why is it a little misleading? Because all the brains that were donated were donated because they had a brain injury already. All the brains that were donated brains. Yeah. All the brains they used were brains that said, hey, there could have been. something wrong. So it means after they played all this football, something was happening with them. Maybe they were the

10% that really got hurt. And so they used those brains. But no, this is just a bigger... Football is not going to sustain as it is now. Oh, I know. I saw the Will Smith movie. Concussion. I don't think it was called concussion. Or whatever. That's why I couldn't think of the name. That's why I called it. What's it called? Something like that.

I think it was called concussion. Was it? It might be, bones. Either way. I thought you a headache. No, but that movie, I watched it and I was like, whoa, this is legit a problem because my husband, if my son wants to, he's going to be totally down with my son playing football, and I'm going to be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Just think of the skull and the brain hit in the skull over and over and over again. And listen, I played football all my life from fourth grade until I graduated high school.

It was okay. I'm glad I wasn't that good. Yeah, you'd still be getting hurt. You would just run away from getting tackled or what? Well, so I play wide receiver. And then I played in what was called the nickel package on defense when I was a backup cornerback and then if we knew they're going to throw, you put me in the back,

if I didn't have to tackle anybody. I was little. I could catch. It was middle fast. So don't make football, I'll catch it, and then I'll just run a little bit before you tackle me.

But I really had to have no business to tackle people. I didn't like practice. I'd be like, e-h. I hate it getting hit. And it hurts when you hit the ground. Do you think those pads make you feel good when you hit the ground?

No, it still hurts. No, it hurts. No, I would run away. I did play football. I did. I would be like, You're not tackling me. I'm going to go that way.

That's the point of scoring touchdowns. You're like, don't tackle me. I'm going to go that way. I mean, even if, because sometimes you get tackled, you don't even have the ball. You're just being tackled. You can't tackle somebody for no reason. You can block. It's called a block, but you can't tackle them.

Oh. Don't argue. I guess you can. Y'all. I really thought you did tackle people that didn't have the ball to keep them from going after your person that has the ball. Blocking. What's the well something to be called? Concussion.

It was. Oh, yes. Never right. I thought you were going to rub in my face I don't care that I missed it No, I don't care that you missed it It's just like I'm right You're right

And like normally you're right I miss that one It's the small victories You got to celebrate them You know? I thought it's called cranium That's a game Fun game

I thought it's called Operation Oh, a better game How legit was that game It's still legit They still make it Now they do them with like Minions, Operation and like all different kind of carry

Yeah it's not just the same guy The guy looks like Moe from Three Sees. Okay, now we're getting way too obscure with the references. What's going on today? I have like a dermatologist appointment and then it's pretty much it like appointment-wise, which is the usual. Work out. Work out on the show. What do you do for working out? Oh, I've been working out at my house.

Well, sometimes I go to yoga still. and then at home I do these like toning videos Tracy Anderson along with her dance videos with my girlfriend and if we don't feel like dancing we jump on our mini trampolines so I have two at my house because one of my girlfriends

left hers there so yeah other girlfriends that come over and we just use them it's awesome we'll like put on something on TV or put on like IHart Radio or spin cycle and we just jump and talk for like 30 minutes you like that talking and working out oh my goodness she loves the talking and working out Lunchbox, what do you have going on?

I got a business meeting. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I got a business meeting about 1130. What about what? I'm just business about, you know. Like radio show business? Yeah, radio show business. Like being like a client?

Yeah, not like side hustle business. Oh, boy. But, and then I got a soccer. Why are you being so weird about it? Is it like you're doing endorsements trying to convince them to hire you or are they trying to convince you to come on them or what's the deal? No, no, it's just maintaining a relationship. All right.

Like I'm taking them lunch. Do you feel like you've let them down? Nope, just like to do a little extra so they know that, hey, you know, I really appreciate them. Do you want to shout them out? Yeah, Newton Nissan. You do love some Newton Nissan. Do you love me some Newton Nissan. I've got a catered lunch.

I'm taking them and got them barbecue spread coming and going to feed the whole dealership. Oh, you're going down there, taking it to that. Yeah. Dang, business deal. Try to get that money trying to keep that money. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Dang. So, yeah. Then I'll be hitting the pitch tonight at 6. It's a clock, boom, boom. Soccer? Yeah, goal! Is it co-ed? Co-ed? How's the team doing? Been out of a struggle season. We're in the middle of the pack. We're like two and three.

Two, three and one. That's the middle of the pack? Yeah, we're in the tough division. How about you? Thanks for asking. Yeah. I mean, I know what you love. You rarely care. No, I do care. Boxing, writing books. Go ahead. No, I'm not writing a book today. I'm burnt out right now.

I'm a book writing. I know. You are you? You're not writing hiatus? I'm kind of burned out. Sabatical. No. Here's what I'm doing.

I have two things coming up that I'm kind of preparing myself for. One, I'm hosting a corporate thing for Dollar General. And so I have to write for that. And then I'm doing stand-up at the Opry on the 8th and I have to write for that. So it's a different kind of, you know, I do my stand-up shows. I know my audience. At the Grand Ole Opry, these are tourists and some of them have no idea who they are. And some of them are 70.

So I've just been doing a lot of that. But today, you know I always talk about how I get offered all the crappy TV shows? Yeah. And then all the good ones come and go, hey, we'd like to consider you, but you're 13th on the list. Like America's Got Talent. They were like, we like, we like to consider you, but we have a way-ins and an entire bank's, but you're 13th. Or American Idol, though. But at least you made the list.

No, there's not at least because if you don't get it, you don't get it. But I just keep, turn down the bad ones. I keep firing up with the good ones. I finally have one today that I'm kind of into, and I have to shoot a real, a demo. Like, hey, blah, blah. So Eddie and I are going to shoot it today. What is it? I can't say because I'm probably not going to get it because I want it.

No, we're going to get it. But it's one. So I can't make it to L.A. for the call. And so I have to send it off. They'll let a few people. That's all I can say. Do you know what the show is? It's exciting.

I read about it, yeah. Pretty cool. It sounds really cool. I won't get it. That's why it sounds cool. I think you can get it. Will you have to like move to L.A.? No.

They tape everything like 40 episodes in a week. Oh, wow. 40 episodes in a week. Man, you're going to be. Bobby, you're not going to have time. If you need me to fill in, I will. At what? If you, like, whatever.

Fill in at what, though? Book writing. You're going to do all that? Book writing. You would want to write his book for him? You're going to fill in at book writing. Yeah, if you need help. That's an interesting concept.

Like, are you a ghost writer now? Oh, boy. Oh, I'd get credit. No, you wouldn't, because you wouldn't do it. All right, we got to go. Have a great rest of Wednesday. We'll see it tomorrow. Throwback Thursday tomorrow playing old school stuff.

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