The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Talks Being Single For The Holidays + Show Shares Unpopular Opinions + Last Stupid Things They’ve Done

Episode Date: November 6, 2017

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All right, good morning. More studio! Morning! I do have my flu shot. Anybody have their flu shot? Oh, you guys got to be kidding me. Ray, did you get yours? I got mine.

I went to local department store and got it done. You and I had the only two with our flu shots? I guess so, man. Do you know why we should get our flu shots? Why? So we don't give it to opium and babies. Oh, that's a good reason. It's not even about ourselves.

I know. I'm being selfish right now? Yes. Oh, my goodness. I demand by the end of the week, everybody gets a flu shot. Oh, you can't demand that. Yeah, okay. Yes, sir.

Is it against the religious belief? Yes. No. Okay. If it's against a religious belief, lunchbox, you do not have to get one. Thank you. Everybody else who do, it is not, you're required to get a flu shot for the babies and the me-maws out there. Okay?

Okay. All right. Raymond, you get a raise, by the way. Thank you. And it was free. You guys don't even have to pay for it. Our company goes ahead and comps it. Wait, you got it at a department store?

There was a drug show I'm it, so. Oh. I was like, raised like walking through Macy's. He went to a closed-down Kmart. Hey man, you need a flu shot? Guys, let's get our flu shots, all right? Okay, okay. Bobby Booms.

Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. So this guy named Pete was out walking his dog when she started chewing on something, and he pulled the empty cigarette pack out of her mouth. But then she collapsed, so he takes her to the vet hospital in Boston and realize that dog had overruner. He was overdosed on basically a painkiller. That was inside the cigarette pack?

Yes. They gave her Narcan, which people that have overdoses, it can revive her. Luckily, they were able to see this in the dog's eyes. Oh, my goodness. Because it looked like the human eyes whenever they overdose. Yeah. And so the doctors saved the dog. But it's crazy.

I guess that's what people have put on their pills in the bottom of cigarette bags. Ew. To hide it? Yeah. I guess if you have to hide it. But, yeah, shout out to the Bulger Vet Hospital for a saving. the dog whenever that happened. So I see you to you guys. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big three stories.

It's producer Raymond in Texas. There was a shooting at a church. 26 people were killed and 20 were injured. Authorities are still searching for a motive. In weather news, in Salina, Ohio, at least eight people have been injured after a tornado tore through the city. Luckily, none of those injuries are life-threatening. And finally, in sports, American Shailene Flanagan won the women's New York City Marathon, ending a four-decade drought for American women in the marathon. The Bobby Bones show, Bobby Bones. Time for your positivity. Here we go. Tell me something good.

Tell me something good. Give me that good news, Amy. Teachers are awesome, and here's one example, why. So the teacher had a student. She's the first person to ever attend college in her family is had a rough go, and she got through grants and all kinds of things, the ability to go to college and pay for it. Well, she forgot about housing. So she was still in touch with her high school teacher. And he was like, you know what?

We're going to get this taken care of. He created a GoFundMe page for her. And in just 10 days, they raised exactly what she needed for housing at college. Wow. Lunchbox. Oh, Simon Weakcroft. He ran the New York City Marathon 26.2 miles. And he's legally blind.

Didn't use a guide dog. Didn't have people running with him. He used GPS technology that sent vibrations like that told him to take a right. take a left if there was a runner in front of him. Brand new technology, first time it's ever been used. A kindness movement is gaining momentum in Lawrence, Kansas, and it's called the Good Card. When someone hands you one, you have 10 minutes to perform an act of kindness,

and then once you do, you pass it to somebody else. That's fun. And everybody's doing good stuff. It's called The Good Card. Gonna be honest, I don't have all my voice here today. I haven't had it all weekend. I think I'm the opposite of Wendy Will. You know, in many ways.

She gets, I don't know, she runs and does stuff and then she passes out on set. I am off this weekend and I get sick as I'm off trying to rest it up. So what I've been doing is I'm trying to hit the high notes. You know what I mean? Pretty good. Sounds good. Thank you. I've been out for like three hours.

I've been up about 1 o'clock this morning. Just going, well, try. And there's that Lindsay L song where goes, you make me feel a lot. I'm trying to that song. So this is what I've been doing all morning, I've been playing this song. Because I can do the low part. It's good.

I guess I got to get like a steroid shot or something today. Because I have CMA stuff all week. It's like, don't you dare to take care? I can do the low stuff, right? I was a small on my back. When we walk into a crowd, I love it when you do that. Keep telling me I'm beautiful,

even though those room is full of VIPs, like that crystal chandelier. Ain't got nothing on me. You make me feel like Jessica feel. Stepping out of hugging my neck for the paparazzi god. So naturally David just. You make me feel like I'm the shipping. That's how I've been doing all morning.

Trying to get that high part. I apologize for this boy. Saw lunchbox into Las Vegas over the weekend. Yeah. You spent a lot of money? No, not that much money. Man, you guys love Las Vegas. You and your wife, huh?

Yeah, we love Las Vegas. It's a great city. Does she love it? Oh, she loves it. She loves the gamble. She just likes the, and it has good food, and it's just our home away from home. Vegas is your home? I love Vegas, too, but I wouldn't call it home away from home.

Then why don't you, like, time share a place or something? Ooh. Oh, yeah, they try to get you on the street corner. Then you, like, get a free hat or something. There you go. Sit through the thing. Isn't that expensive, though, to time share somewhere? If it's your home away from home.

Well, I mean, we go maybe a couple times a year. I mean, let's not. That's what I consider home away from home. I set up all night last night eating checks. I found a box of check cereal. I don't even know. It could have been expired from like four months ago. Because my whole head's about to explode.

I was eating checks all night thinking it would cure me. And I just couldn't get off the news, man. Couldn't get it off the news. You know, with the shooting last night, I just, I guess it was yesterday. Yeah, that's true. It took a bit for it to hit the news, though. Yeah, I feel like I heard about it, maybe around 2 o'clock. Yeah, and I think it happened to 1130.

So I can tell you what, you know, we did. You can go to bobbybones.com or Texas Forever shirts. We're just trying to help with the funeral and the foods and stuff like that. And if you want to get those, we don't keep any of the money. But we have the ability to react quickly because of you guys. And so if you want to grab one of those, you can, just go to bobbybones.com. And, yeah, I mean, I just keep it on the news. news and nothing really changed the whole time.

I mean, meaning there was no like breaking new part of the story. I guess there's still. No, I guess just more information about the shooter and yeah. I'm like, what? But there still isn't a motive really about the guy from Las Vegas. He said he lost some money. That's not enough of a motive unless you're already crazy. No.

Are we taking the brains of these people and evaluating them? No, I don't know if we are not, but if they get shot in the head, you can't. So I don't know. Because the one guy I think shot him from. yourself in the head, right? I mean, we're talking about this way early in the morning. Yeah.

I don't know. You don't know? Yeah. I just watch this documentary about, you know, certain parts of the brain, huh? Football, they do that. The guys, that they get CTE? Yes. So I wondered in these circumstances, like, I want to know, what does their brain look like

and where, because if there's certain, like, things going on in certain parts of the brain, you can see that there's rage or anger. But then you wouldn't know while they're alive. Yeah. Sure. That's why I'm saying we need to scan their brains if it's available. Bob it, Bonesh. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.

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He posted a picture on Instagram and said, our newest angel, Ezra Stephen Walker, has arrived. Mom and Baby Boy are healthy and home. He's feeling blessed, and he appreciates all the prayers, as always. This is their fourth child. Clay has two daughters from a previous marriage. I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny. Bobbi Bone Show.

Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes with us from Fort Pierce, Florida. A 20-year-old man was walking around about 5 a.m. And he sees a car there, and he's like, oh, someone left their car running. I'm going to jump in, take that. thing home. He goes over there and he's like, man, it's locked. He's trying to open it.

Only problem, it was an undercover cop in there. The windows were tinted and he couldn't see the cop sitting inside. That's neat. Cop jumped out and arrested him. Dang. I just think it's funny people think that they can hop in a car and drive off. Oh, man, I'm Lunchbox. That's your

Bonehead story of the day. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting the Bobby Ball. Philip in Boston. What's up, buddy? Hey, how you doing? Good, what's happening? Nothing. I just want to know how Dusty's doing.

Dusty is my dog of 14 years who is terminally ill, and he's actually doing pretty good right now. He has one chemo session left, and that's all he can take. But he's feeling good. He's eating. He's in pretty good spirits. And whenever he gets kind of annoying, then I know he's doing pretty good. So, yeah, he's good for now, you know? A doctor gave him about six months to live, about three months ago.

but I got to say he's a lot better than I thought he would be at this point. You never know, man. He might last forever. Well, forever I would bet against. However, you know, something just tells me he's going to outlive his six months. Maybe not by a lot, but even one day.

Like, it's our goal. So, yeah, I appreciate you asking that. Thank you very much. I appreciate you. Have a good morning. You too, man. Have a good morning. Phil, appreciate that.

Not to, you know, bring it down, but I appreciate that call. Well, why don't we play Carrie Church Bells? I watched some of the CMA press commerce last night. Did you watch any of that? No, but I read about some of it this morning. I'm trying to Brad just answering questions from radio people. He'd be like, hey, Brad, Jimmy from Froggy, 92.

I just like to know, do you ever get up there and tell a joke and realize in the middle of the joke, the joke's not going to be funny when you're done with the joke? Brad's like, are you, and you get us looking at Brad's eyes and be like, I can't answer a stupid question. I'm probably like, man, no, okay,

next question. I'll watch that for a while. What about how many dresses is Carrie Underwood going to be wearing? No, I'm kind of sure in there. I'm like I lied to you. 12.

Maybe 12, maybe 2. Yeah, maybe. Probably more like 12, though, I bet. I bet. Yeah. Bobby Bones Show. I got ladybugs all in my house.

I mean, everywhere, every crack, They'd be coming in And my house and my body They're there Just chilling Huh Okay

And apparently I'm supposed to check The inside of my dog's mouth Because they can get in there and bite So I have ladybugs everywhere Oh ladybugs bite Or Japanese beetles As some are calling them They may not even be good luck

So I don't know if you guys have this or not But apparently when winter starts to move in They look for warm places And they're all in the cracks of all my things And they're my light fixtures And they're everywhere Yeah It's not good luck.

No, it's a real struggle for people right now. Luckily, they haven't been in my house at all. What color are your walls? I don't know. Well, they like light-colored walls because I have them in my house and I have light-blue walls and that's the wall they are on over the darker walls. Sure, it's not a warm thing? I googled it and that's what they said.

I googled it too and it said they're looking for a warm place for winter. So I guess I got to call the exterminator and kill a bunch of ladybugs. Oh, man. Oh, ladybugs can do anything. Come on. Bobby phones. The Bobby Bones show. Yesterday afternoon I'm watching TV and it's like, is this happening again?

Or it's like, that's what these shootings feel like, reruns almost at this point. Because they're happening so often. I was like, wait, I even know that area. And so as you know by now, depending on when you hear this, I think 26 people were killed. And guy goes into a church and starts shooting from outside the. church. And I can, we don't know the whole story yet. And then goes into the church.

And someone that lived next door to the church are in close proximity. Well, it's a very, very, very small town, like 700 people. Sees, hears, and then takes his gun from in his house and shoots him. It may have even clipped a guy with him. So, and then he chases him for a while. In a car. Him and the neighbor across the street were both coming out about the same time, exchanging fire.

and as he came up, I never got a look at him. I never really saw him. I just, I saw the gunfire. The shooter got in his truck, the gentleman with the rifle came to my truck as the shooter took off, and he briefed me quickly on what had just happened and said that we had to get him, and so that's what I did. We just take pursuit. We speed over 87 through traffic, and we, we speed over 87 through traffic, and we,

Like I said, we hit about 95 going down 539 trying to catch this guy until he eventually lost control on his own and went off in the ditch. He just hurt so many people and he just affected so many people's lives. Why wouldn't you want to take him down? I think that's the first I've heard there were two people chasing together, right? Because isn't that what that sounds like? Yeah, that's what it sounded like. Had you guys heard that before until right now? No.

No. I knew someone had informed this dude of it, but I didn't know they went together. Yeah, I didn't either. and I think a lot more is going to come out. Now, something else is that, again, you're not going to hear us do the whole political debate. You can, I don't even like talking about it to the point of there are kids listening. But if I ignore it, then we're ignoring what's the biggest story in the news right now that's affecting people. And so I'm walking this fine line where there's really not a right and sometimes I will be wrong.

But so this happens and we have ways to help. And by we, I don't mean me or the show, I mean we isn't everybody listening right now. And what we want to do is help the immediacy of the situation, which is we have these Texas Forever shirts up at bobbybones.com. We're not keeping into the money. It's going to go right to the victims. We're working so fast, we don't even know that there's an official victims fund yet. There will be. But so that's up at bobbybones.com.

Also, it's very close to us. we have, I mean, this is an hour from where I used to live. We have friends who were in the same classes as the shooter, like high school classes. And so you can't come on and ignore it because it is the elephant in the room. We will not spend the, the next few segments will not be about it. But for me to come on and completely ignore it would be fake.

And the one thing that we're not as positive as we are, most of the time, is fake. I think that's I didn't know there were two people chasing them until now I'm watching the news as it goes I watched the news all day yesterday flipping all the channels

seeing what everybody has to say and as soon as anybody would get political that's just not for me right then doop off it needs to it will be both sides are so dug in and both sides are wrong

I know it's like can there be no compromise ever Ever. There's no compromise. I don't understand that. I know. And that's why. But we as the constituents need to probably let our people know.

Instead of yelling at people on Twitter, however you feel, that's what you do. You let people know who can, or you go run for office yourself. Right. It's probably unless you want to take that on, it's probably easier just let your people know. Yeah, but for me, I want to run for off to myself. Yeah. Yeah. So, but yeah, you can, I mean, that's the thing. You can yell people at Twitter all day and nothing's going to happen. That's, yeah, that's not going to cause any real change.

So if you have a Netflix account, which most of us do, there's an email scam that has targeted 110 million Netflix subscribers. If you get an email and it says, hey, listen, your account's about to be canceled. We need your credit card details. Click the link and type it in. Don't do it. Just ever, not just Netflix, but any site that emails you, first of all, get out of that email. and then go to the site and go to the settings and do it for yourself. Don't be tracking any sort of click here, click here.

I did that once. I clicked on a PayPal link from an email from quote unquote PayPal and they got all my info. I tried to go to Chick-fil-A like an hour later and the card like got declined. I was like, what? So they got me. They bought lots of stuff out in California. So it's mostly a heads up on just the emails. But secondly, right now Netflix.

And everybody has a Netflix. account. So, eh, heads up. By the way, I think lunchbox his car was stolen. Yeah, I was stolen. Well, this weekend, I was in Las Vegas, and I don't know if I left it, stole it, whatever. Someone took it, and they tried to buy bottle service with it at the club.

Your credit card? You sure it wasn't you? Oh, I thought you said car. No, it's card. Yeah, my credit card. We just talked about credit cards, Dean. I know. I know, but it sounded like and I got a call from the security saying, are you trying to buy, and they said some club, and they were talking about I was like, no, I'm playing blackjack. So you must have dropped it

in Vegas. Someone picked it up. And they decided to go bottle service at the club that night and it got turned down though. So it wasn't an identity theft. You just literally dropped your card and somebody picked it up. Yeah. They tried to go $1,000 night at the club, like popping

bottles. Life lock doesn't help very much when you drop your card. That's on you, huh? That's kind of on you. Yeah. Yeah, but sometimes you can get lucky and get an awesome person that goes and turns it in. Or you get a person that tries to go get a bottle service. I have one to lunch his buddies. I know that.

Get your bones on a Bobby Bones show. I got each Chipotle every day for over a year to break a record. Dang. He's been eating Chipotle for 367 straight days. Wow. To overtake and surpass the record, he has to eat 425 days total. Oh, he's still going. Yeah, he's gone the extra mile to make it happen.

even ordering extra bowls on some days to ensure he has a meals guarantee for day that Chapult lays closed throughout the year. Oh my goodness. Smart. Looking ahead. Hey, Diddy change his name? To what?

Love? Stop. No, no, no, no, he changed his name. I mean, what do you mean? No, he didn't. He does it all the time. Well, it's been a minute. Diddy, Puffie, Puff Daddy.

Then back to P. Diddy. So now it's just love. Well. Or love puff? The music mogul. took a break from his weekend to announce, quote, I've been praying on this and I've decided. I know it's risky.

I've decided to change my name again. So, here you go. Hey, yo, what's up? Y'all? I have some very serious, serious news. I've been praying on this and I decided, I know it was risky because I knew it could come off as corny. I decided to change my name again.

I'm just not who I am before. I'm something different. So my new name is love, aka brother love. I will not be answering to Puffy, Diddy, Puff Daddy, or any of my other monocas, but love or brother love, okay? There it is.

I also would like to make an announcement. Uh-oh. Here we go. I will no longer be going as Bobby Bones. I'll be going as Funny Boy. Oh. So any of my other moniker's, B, Bobby Bones, Bobby B.

Bobby Jones. Uh-uh. Funny boy. You have any king? A.k.a. Funny bizoi. And if I'm really feeling it, Funny boy up in this mug. That's it.

You want to call me fun boy? I take that too. I've been thinking about this. By the way, Diddy. There's some serious things really happening. He's like, it's real serious. No. It's not.

It's not real serious. Hey, yo, what's up, y'all? I have some very serious... No, you don't. Hey, y'all, what's up? I just want to say people know me as Bobby, but I'd not be going as that. I've been...

Spent a lot of time talking to a man upstairs. He told me, you should go as Funny Boy. So I would now be funny boy. Because you're not the same person that you used to be. I used to be. I used to be. I've been thinking about a lot. People are like, you're too funny to be Bobby Bones.

I'd be right. I should not go as Funny Boy. That's all about the kids you need. A.K.A. Funny B. A.k.a. F. Bunny Boy. What's wrong with him? The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny.

So Granger Smith has been doing something pretty cool. He's been calling fans that bought his album because he thinks a lot of people that's rare these days. So he wants to show his appreciation. Well, he talked to this one fan who tried to go to one of his pop-up shows, but she couldn't because she had to work. And he's like, well, where do you work?

She works at Lucky's Barn and Grill. So he went two hours. of his way to go surprise her in person. Only problem is when he rolled up into the restaurant, her shift had already ended, so she went home. So then the restaurant had to call her back, and she thought she was getting fired. But she wasn't. Granger Smith was there to surprise her, and she started crying, and the video was, like,

totally gone viral. It's amazing. I watch it on Facebook. The whole thing. The whole thing. It gives you chills. You're like, what? Granger's so cool and how lucky for this girl.

He really is a good dude. Like, of all the dudes, he's a good dude. And that's all. And speaking of albums, Taylor Swift's. reputation. It doesn't come out until Friday, but it's already sold 400,000 copies and pre-orders, like iTunes, Target, Walmart, Amazon on her website. That's so many records, even if it were just to come out. It hasn't even come out yet.

It hasn't even come out yet. Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. She's going to call everyone that bought her. No. Okay. I do not. No, because the old Taylor's alive now.

Okay, yeah, yeah. No way, the old Taylor's dead. New Taylor's, yeah. Old Taylor maybe. Yeah, New Taylor's going to send viruses in their email. I mean, that's your 30 seconds skinny. When a teenager gets pregnant, it becomes a family affair. TLC's new series, Unexpected, explores the ups and downs of three pregnant teens.

Parents and grandparents must step in and help them through this huge life change. Tensions mount as everyone is conflicting ideas for what's best for the young parents and their baby. Don't miss the revealing new series, Unexpected. Sunday, November 12th at 10.9 Central on TLC. Can't wait, watch the early premiere now on TLC Go. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Ball Show.

All right, over to you, Amy. The Morning Corny. What's the most gullible candy? What's the most gullible candy? A sucker. That was the morning corny. You don't have to pound the table. I know, that's good, pal.

Sucka. The Bobby Bones Show. Like ice cream, right? Yeah. There's a ice cream company called Salt and Straw. They've released some Thanksgiving ice cream flavors. Sweet potato casserole with maple pecans. That one doesn't sound so gross.

Okay. Because sweet potatoes are kind of a dessert-y type thing. Love that. Number two, apple cranberry stuffing. And we're getting a little in there. Salted caramel Thanksgiving turkey, including bits of turkey skin mixed in. No. Buttered mashed potatoes and gravy.

And spiced goat cheese and pumpkin pie. Five new. Okay, maybe that. No. Spiced goat cheese and I love goat cheese, so maybe that's why. Did you see Bluebell's new one called Christmas cookies? No, but that one sounds like a real one. Yeah.

Oh. Yeah. There's a kid who has been going to Walmart. And as he goes into Walmart, he gets on his phone and checks Amazon and sees what the prices are. He's like, oh, so he buys the stuff from Walmart and flips it on Amazon, he's made millions of dollars. What? Doing nothing illegal. He goes to the store with his phone in the hand, and he just compares prices, and then he buys them.

He's going to pull in $8 million by the end of the year. Wow. That's how you make money. How you make money is just doing something no one's thought of doing it. Exactly. He did. He did. Yes.

Yeah. Here's a guy and he wants his girlfriend to lose weight for him. Okay. Now, it's a sensitive thing. I'd like to read to you some of this. He sought advice on how to ask his girlfriend, quote, to lose weight. He gets on and he says, we've had excellent dates. Everything else about her is exactly what I wanted.

I didn't want to ruin something good for one little reason. but that one little reason is stirred controversy because everybody's mad at him for saying this online. He said at first I told myself, I get past it. Let's see how it goes. But a year and a half later, he says I can't get past it. And I can't bring myself to talk to her. And so he needs her to lose 15 pounds for him. So what would you say to him, Amy?

Oh my gosh. I mean, wow, he's already been with her a year and a half. Are we sure we can't get past this? Okay, here's what I say. You don't say it directly. You motivate her by you doing things too. Like, I don't know, what does this guy look like? Does he need to lose 15 pounds?

Maybe, maybe not. But he thinks of activities where they can eat right together and go work out together. Problem with that is you can sniff those out sometimes. Oh, really? Like, oh, all of a sudden you're eating kale, huh? I think people are being unkind to him because he's asking for advice. And if it's something, it could be maybe some, someone's not charitable enough.

Maybe someone needs to, in your mind, you'd feel better if they lost weight or you'd feel better if they spent more time at church. There are always hangups that we have, and if we're not comfortable with them, we have to communicate them. And if we don't communicate them, it puts us in a bad place in the relationship.

It puts us in a place of being resentful without them even knowing why. So, although it's not the most pleasurable thing to go, hey, I would be more comfortable if she lost 15 pounds, if he's not comfortable with it, he's got to say something about it. And he wants to make it work. That's the thing.

And don't act like, oh, this guy's such a jerk, he's so shallow. We all have things. Maybe it's your husband's hair. Maybe it's like, I wish he would just cut his hair. Maybe it's your, we all have these things. So before we start going, oh, what a shallow dude. Maybe it's his biceps. We all got a little shallow in us.

He just went to ask for advice. Yeah. So I can't hate on the guy for doing that. So that's it. They are hardcore. If there's something that's keeping you from being completely happy, you have to say it. You have to communicate it because if you don't, it will fester like a blister. The weight one's just so sensitive.

It's very sensitive, but you got to go right to it. Oh, so you don't think he does like a thing where he like... No, when you do things, it's always full of crap. Oh. Like just go right to it. Especially like to me, just go right to it. I'll figure it out. So that's what you do.

You just say, honey, you got to lose 15. or I'm out. I don't say that, but I say, if this were the case, I would say, hey, listen, for me, I'm most attracted to you when you do this, and it's been bothering me. Now, is there something that I can do to help you? Because this is something that I would need to help me. That's a good idea. But I feel like if I don't tell you, I'm not being honest with myself.

Okay. You're so good at relationships. Yeah, yeah. I mean, advice. Advice. Yes, I am fantastic at relationships. advice says this single person

there's a woman of Virginia she faked her death so she could go and collect life insurance and go buy stuff oh no she wanted to go on a shopping street yeah sometimes if you strap her cash you gotta do stuff you know no you know

it's gonna take a loan the 49 year old woman named Alexandra Hatcher she came up with an elaborate scheme she faked her own death then she went and legally changed her name they whipped up the old fake death certificate published a fake death notice in the newspaper he submitted claims for life insurance they got it and they went a shopping spree 20 fancy cars what how much was this

life insurance wow it was a lot man it was a lot that's from the virginian pilot wow so like she went full in on it huh totally Tucker beth third is putting out a new record on november 17th I mean this kid's the real deal when it comes to music like it's just about to music and that's it and I hope this record does really really well he's finally releasing his full-length debut album and it's called Dear Someone November 17 so not this Friday next Friday we got to get him in like this guy is again the real deal keeps talking when the A little too laugh When your job is dead

Can't catch no slack Your nights keep stacking up And you're about to go in the town Right like hell Don't you back down Don't you get up A little music news there Tucker Bethard

By the way They call me Bobby Jones At the Hall of Fame radio ceremony I'll play you some stuff It's only fitting Right When I'm being inducted to the Radio Hall of Fame, that I am called Bobby Jones.

So I would have had it no other way. Your big knight. Not had it no other way. So I'll play you that and then have audio of Amy geeking out on a somewhat celebrity. A somewhat? He's so famous. 99% of people wouldn't recognize him. But Amy did.

Hold, I have that coming up. We're talking about this guy second ago who went online. and was like, I'd like to ask my girlfriend to lose 15 pounds, but I don't know how to do it. Jordan and Nashville. Yeah, so, I'm freaking out. I love you guys so much. So my boyfriend asked me to lose weight.

He didn't give me a number, but he asked to lose weight, and he didn't really say why. And then later I found out that he thought that, like, our attraction would be better together. And after the fact, I lost about 30 pounds. and everything's kind of changed. Like our attraction's been better. We've been happier.

We go on hikes. We do stuff together. I feel better. I feel happier. And our attraction is, like, grown so much. And it's been really cool. So I think that the guy should definitely just flat out say, hey, like, I think you'll be happier. If you do this, it will be happier and things will just go well.

Wow. There you go. Hey. From the mouth. Ever heard. Yeah. That's awesome. I don't think it's always going to be that easy, just giving you guys the head

up. I don't think they're all awesome as she is. But I do believe that if something's going to bother you to the point where it could actually end the relationship, you should say something. It's true. Thank you for the call, though. I'm glad the attraction is

better. You know me? I just got to order to go on full vocal rest. Yeah, right. What? What? Because all my sinus and throats all messed up. What do I mean what? So stay quiet all day? Yeah, who put on that. I'm not going to

I'm going to do the show and then I'm going to show up. Ooh, rebel. Yeah, I'm a bad boy. Gotta eat. You know what I mean? That's right.

We do too, so. Yeah, so we got to do the show. Then I'm going to shut it down. We have a CMA remotes today and I was going to do the first part of them for the first couple hours. Lunchbox does not like doing these remotes

because when he does a part of them too. I do them, then Amy does them, then lunch does them. I won't be doing them today. but lunch will still have this segment but he hates it because people get that they don't want to be in a bit of it? I feel like they show up to our little area

and they're like, oh, Bobby's not here. I get stuck with lunchbox. Great. And it just starts out awkward from the beginning and then I kind of don't really do a good job at interviews because I don't. Do you think that might be it though instead of it being about me? No, because I try to be friendly and start off with like,

hey man, how's it going? Good. All right. Well, if you're not going to give me anything besides good, like what do you want from them? How means how's it going? Well, you know what? I got into a huge fight with my girlfriend.

There you go. Something. You know what I mean? They're doing 100 interviews in a row. Right. But bring some energy. Full. Like I sort of agree with him in a sense that they do show up expecting to see Bobby.

And then I feel like they're kind of let down if it's me or lunchbox. Okay. That should be you guys's motivator to do a better job. I've been trying to do a good job for like four years now. Do you know how many times it, I hear festival people want to see C C Crest and they get me? So, yeah. Oh, that happens there too with me in Lunchbox. What?

They want you and then we're there. Okay, well, we all have it. You're busy doing like TV stuff and we're like, sorry. We all get it. We all get it. We all get it. It's fine. And sometimes I mess up their names.

Yeah, well, yeah, that's on you. That happens. I don't do that. Tomorrow, lots of celebrity stopping by. So the National Radio Hall of Fame was in the last week. And as they were introducing everybody at the beginning, they referred to me as Bobby Jones. And again,

this is the National Radio Hall of Fame, which is a big deal. You know, I, even, I, it's crazy. Like, everybody there was older, except for me being inducted. Significantly older. Yeah, well,

except for me, what would you say the lowest age was? 75? That's been nice. 80? Yeah, there you go. Oh, boy. Yeah, 80.

They were older, yeah. Definitely. Like, one guy, like, some of their video reel, highlighting their career back from when they were younger was like eight tracks and World War II. Okay. Well, regardless, they did call me

Bobby Jones. Yeah. And for me, it's very fitting. And so here's the audio after they go in, Bobby Jones. And Mike Diva's recording and everybody's like, what? What did they say? Say it again. You just hear the last part.

Jones. Bobby Jones. It's like, we're all in like, Black Tyne. Everyone's at the table trying to confirm. Did he just say Jones? And we're like, yeah. And lots of listeners were listening in on it.

And they were like, oh, no. I know. It didn't hurt my feelings. At this point. No. No, no. This whole thing is a goof anyway. Either the guy thought it was a typo, it was a typo, or he visually couldn't see.

So, um, um, um, Amy ran into the guy that does my pillow commercials. Mike Lindell. Who's that? Mike Lindell. No. My pillow made in the USA. It's an infomercial. And Amy, he came up to me and was like, hey, he's like, I'm writing a book.

He was asking me questions. And I didn't really recognize him. But then I was like, oh, the guy, look him up, my pillow. Okay. He's like a single mustache. Brown hair. Amy starts geeking out and has her cut a liner for his dad. Hey, Clem, thanks for buying my pillow.

You're honest. Sleep well, my friend. Yes. Okay. It's amazing. Yeah, my dad's genuinely a fan of my pillow. He ordered My Pillow off infomercials. It's super cool.

Mike Lindell was there. I think he might send us pillows, guys. I don't know. People were going up and taking pictures like crazy. And I was like, what's up with this guy? So yeah, he's the infomercial guy. Uh-huh. Eddie, do you recognize him at all?

No, uh-uh. I see him on the box of the My Pillow classic, but no, I don't know him. Amy was, and then she wouldn't leave him alone. What? Like we walked down the hall and kept talking to him. Well, and I know. And then I thought it was crazy. I just saw him get in a taxi cab and leave.

I'm like, what? my pillow guy doesn't have like a car coming to pick him up or a helicopter chopper yeah she was like my dad's clip we say hi hey clip thanks for buying my pillow you're awesome sleep well my friend sleep well my friend that's funny hey she was really geeking out yeah so there was that I don't know there was anything else from that you know I said I was going to get a tattoo of a microphone if I got into the radio hall of fame and I have decided that I'm still going to but I want to let a listener design it.

Oh, cool. Now I'm not just going to pick a listener and say you go for it. Oh, you get to pick the design. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because there are something like covered in snakes instead. I was looking online.

I was like, this is all because the listeners anyway. So why not let a listener design it? That's cool. I like that. I don't know exactly how we're going to get it up here. You can tweet it to me or something. I don't know. But that's what I want to get.

And I think it would be a nice little reflection. That makes it even more special. Yeah. So, and you guys are also in the running, too, if you want. Oh. Okay, you can draw something up. If you want to design something. Yeah, yeah, that'd be cool.

So I'm going to tell you a story. And then we're going to do, I felt stupid win. Okay, blank. So I was at the gym on Saturday. And I was feeling a little down because I have whatever little illness this is. And I wasn't really feeling like that's pumped. I was going as hard as I normally do.

And I was on the treadmill, and he had me doing bear crawls on the treadmill, which means you're on the treadmill as it's going. and he went up and up and up and all of a sudden I couldn't do it anymore and so I just jumped fell in the fetal position and got shot off the treadmill

in front of everybody probably flew three feet because I was on like five and I was going you're like that Taylor Swift commercial Yes I was and so instead I just turned over on my shoulder brace my head and it

shot me off the treadmill and everybody looked and kind of laughed at me so I felt pretty stupid I felt stupid when Now if you'd like to call and share One of those I'd love for you two And if nobody does I'll just feel stupid alone as usual That happened though

I didn't get injured I'm sore Thank goodness I landed on my shoulder Oh I brace for impact pretty solid I cover my head But it's a ptium And everybody looked and laughed I was on the treadmill

And I slipped and I got thrown off the treadmill And I felt stupid Tiffany in Ohio what'd you do I was coaching a cheer clinic and I hopped up on to the stage to show the girls some of my some of the emotions for the choreography that we were doing and I they had their papers scattered across the stage and I took a step back and went flying off of the stage fell off in front of the entire school basketball team cheerleaders, parents, coaches, broke my wrist. and all of the girls, the cheerleaders, had to carry me, help carry me to the car.

Oh, no. So you slipped on paper? I did. That's a real thing. Oh, no. It was awful, and I never broke into bone until I was an adult. Dang, welcome to adulthood. Dang, Tiffany, thank you for the call.

Appreciate you. Hey, Sarah in Kansas. Yes. You're on the air. Go ahead. I was running late, and I fell up the stairs. I thought I was by my. myself, but I turned around and the owner of our company was there.

You fell up the stairs? Yeah, like I tripped, like my foot slipped and I fell kind of up the stairs. And it turned around and there was the company, our boss. Maybe they see you as more human now. That's how I look at it. And I mess up. People go, oh, he's more human. He's not perfect as everybody said, because everybody's, you know, everybody says.

Yeah, nobody says that? No, all right, all right. Hey, you're on the air. Hello, what's happening? Hello, I just had one of the Iful stupid stories for Bobby. Yeah, go ahead. It's Bobby right now. How are you? Hi, I'm good. Thank you. How are you? I'm good. Thank you for calling. Sherry's throw with me.

Well, this I'm going to know, Bobby felt great because it's another treadmill story. But I was on a treadmill at the gym next to my son, who's an athletic teenager, and I was trying to be cool. And I couldn't figure out why he was going faster than me, so I lean over where I'm running to look and see what his was set on, and I hit the edge and shut off the back. Oh, man, that stinks. I'm running it pretended like he didn't know me. Oh, no, he just ignored it.

He looked back and I wasn't hurt, but he looked back and laughed and just kept running. That stinks and it's funny, and I appreciate you. I appreciate you guys, too. You make you laugh every morning. Thank you very much. Laura, last one in Houston. Go ahead. I fell down some stairs while playing Pokemon Go.

Oh, no, you were looking at your phone? Yeah, it was dark. And you were playing Pokemon Go The double Yeah And so are you okay? Yeah, it was like two years ago Okay, good

Because yesterday I've been like You're still playing Pokemon Go? But I appreciate you You Amy, you have one I was trying to think of one And probably the most recent thing that happened to me Was that yoga

We were supposed to like Say what we were grateful for But I missed the part where the teacher Said it quietly to yourself Oh no Oh no You said it out loud And I said it out loud

So they're like, say it quite. So you go, I'm grateful for, you know, what the Lord has given me him all my life. But instead you went, I'm grateful. Yeah, I was like, grateful for family. And everyone else is like, I mean, luckily I've raised the eyes were closed. I don't even know if they knew I said it. Oh, they knew. Yeah, yeah.

People often wonder what we do during commercials or songs. And Lunchbox was recording a commercial. I'd like to play it for you. This is recorded a few minutes ago. There you go. You're rolling? When a teenager gets pregnant, it becomes a family affair. TLC's new series, Unexpected, explores the ups and downs of three pregnant teens who are all children of teen mothers themselves.

Don't miss the revealing new series, Unexpected. Sunday, November 12th at 10.9 Central on TLC or TLC go. Well, that's right up his alley, huh? Perfect. Do they pick him for that? Or is my voice out and he's doing it? No, he's on the list to do it. So you're the teen pregnancy show person?

Yeah, and when I got this, I was like, they don't really want to do spots, do they? Because I've seen the previews for the show, and I was like, it looks good. But, man, they've been coming in for a few weeks now, and I've been cutting them, and I'm pumped. What's it called? Unexpected. It explores the ups and downs of three pregnant teenagers.

I know, we heard you, cut the car show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're the, it's like a cycle, you know, because their parents were teen moms, and then now. You have to sell us. We're not even on the air. I think he's speaking from the heart right now. I just telling you, it's going to be a good. Good show.

Now we're back live. That's what happens during commercials. We're cutting commercials. He's awfully passionate about that one. A new Chris Stapleton song came out on Friday called Scarecrow in the Garden. It's called Scarecrow in the Garden. It's called Scarecrow in the Garden. There you go. Someone put a note on my desk. I like it when people leave anonymous notes. Here's the benefits of being single during the holidays. No one wanted it. No one owned up to that one. No one owned up to that one. I can read it to you coming up in a minute. Yeah. I want to know who it was. Well, it was on my desk when I walked in this morning. And so they just left it there. It's good to know there's benefits on the bright side. Yeah. It's like. It wasn't.

me though. That's good. Now everybody's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It wasn't me. So, yeah, thanks for hanging out this morning. Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram. You can see me Nettie Potting,

and people are all upset about that. Mr. Bobby Bones. It's just a boomerang of me, Nettipotty trying to get my voice back this morning. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. Our producer, Eddie, has two kids.

and the nine-year-old is doing a jump rope-a-thon. Yeah, jump rope for heart, man. It benefits the American Heart Association. So he jumps rope for how long? I think like all morning. He said he's going to do it for like two hours. And it's Friday is the event, and he needs to raise money stat. Okay, here's a message he sent us.

Hey, guys, I'm doing jump rope for heart this year, and I'm going to try to raise money for the American Heart Association. and I just want you guys to sponsor me. I'd appreciate it very much. Thank you guys. Lunchbox, how do you feel about that? Okay, I knew you're going to do that. Look, here I am.

I just think if he wants to come in here and ask me for money, cool or call me individually, but just sending a message. Yes, or go door to door like I used to do as a kid. Just having dad do the work, it just doesn't do it for me, and I'm out. How much does he need? He needs 100 bucks by Friday. I cover it. 100 bucks.

Just you, Bobby? Yeah, I cover 100 bucks. But it was to you guys. Everyone, I don't know if anyone else. Lunchbox. Amy. I'll get more. Yeah, I'll cover 100.

Amy, what do you want to do in? I mean, I'll do 100. Wow, Amy, that's amazing. How much are you doing? Thank you. Well, I'm his dad. I can give him whatever. You know, but.

I did jump rope for heart as a kid, so I feel like a connection. A connection. I like that. I did laps for heart. We used to run. Oh, yeah, that too. You can run or walk or laps around the track. Lunch bikes?

I just said I'm out. Where do we donate? You need the money? No, no, no, no, no. If we give it to you, promise, I'll get it? I promise. Okay, of course. I'll give it to tomorrow.

All right. Okay, yeah. All right. Dang, baller, dude. Somebody left this note on my desk. The benefits of being single during the holidays, the person did not leave their name. As one of you folks, it's fine. Number one, you can decide and decorate any way you want, which means no decorations in my house.

Okay. In the past, she's decorated. This year, number two, you have fewer gifts to buy. True. I do like buying gifts, though. Like, I like really putting in the effort. But yeah, okay. Number three, you can do exactly what you want.

I mean, I do that anyway. Right. Let's do that. So far, not a lot of benefits here. Everyone's in a celebratory mood So there are tons of parties and activities to go to Okay Yeah, I'm not really an activity person

And then it's a great time to meet people Oh, that's true That's cool A lot of people are off work and are out and about With tons of free time Go spark up conversation See, I'm not much into sparking up conversation But yeah

Whoever left me that note, I appreciate that I know you're looking out for me Lunchbox is worried about today being awkward because as we go and do the CMA remotes today, lots of artists are coming by. And Lindsay, my ex-girlfriend, will be one of the artists coming by today. Yeah, I saw her name on the list,

and I was like, oh, it's going to be awkward. And then I thought, does Bobby still talk to her? Is it like, ooh, there's a silent treatment, like, oh, you go your way, like cut it off, like, how do you say it? Like, cold turkey? Nip it in the butt? Yeah, nip it in the butt.

Yeah. Lunchbox does his fingers like scissors and goes cold turkey. You know, like, cold turkey, snap. He went to that after he didn't know nip it in the butt. What's your question? So like, do you guys chat? Have you been chatting? I talked to her last night as a matter of fact.

To kind of clear the air before the interview? There's no air to clear. And secondly, my, like, I'm going to lose my voice. I already feel like going. Like, I have something wrong with me. And so I was like, I called her. I was like, hey, what do I need to do? Because she has to do it all the time as a singer.

And so she was like, you need to get to steal water and the netty pod. And so, no, I called her just for advice on how to fix my, chest and throat. And so, no, there's nothing weird. Don't make it weird. Don't ask about me. I am not going to ask about you, but I, like, if it's me when she comes, I am going to be so awkward. Did they ask about her music? She had a number one record. She's got, because I can't say, how are you doing, because I know how she's doing. Like, that is, like, that's how you usually start off every conversation. So you just have to get right into it. Welcome, Lindsay L. Okay, so you have an album out that was number one.

tell me about it. Okay. Anything else going on your life? What do I ask her? Because it's all I'm going to be thinking about the whole time. And she's going to be thinking, oh, you know, he works with Bobby. So he is guilt by associate. I mean, it's just, it's going to be awkward. Don't do the team Bobby thing. I am not doing that. But in my head, that's all I'm going to be thinking about is, oh my gosh, they broke up. This is you. Amy, if she comes in, you're interviewing her. I will be just fine. I think Lindsay's a strong woman. She can hold her own. Oh, for sure. And she's there. to do business. And there's nothing weird. Again, I talked to her last night because I was like, hey, can you help me?

I think she just flew in from somewhere. I don't even know. She's like in, I don't know, Afghanistan or something, doing a concert, far away. Oh, that's cool. Canada, something, somewhere far and cold. And so, yeah, I was like, hey, what do I need to do? Don't, you guys don't make it. I'm not making anything. I'm anxious to hear what comes back, though.

Or if she brings it up. Yeah. It's kind of a big elephant in the room. Oh. You think that, I don't think she'll, bring it up. Nah. All right.

Well, whatever. Good luck with that. I'm like going today. I was going to do the first third of them. I can't. Like, I'm... They told me to go home right now. But you know, I refuse.

I got a show to do. Yeah. Man of the people. I know I'm going to lose my voice and not be able to do the CMAs on Wednesday night. Oh, no. Can you go up there with like a sign?

I don't know. Probably not. Just do note cards? Yeah. Like, it's the first year they've asked me to go up and present the CMAs. And of course, I know I'm going to lose it. I have to go to the doctor I don't get a steroid out my butt or something, and hopefully it clears out.

But, of course. Got a new suit. It wasn't cheap. It's money, too. Really? Yeah. I don't even, yeah, whatever. If you see Lindsay tell her I said hi.

Oh, boy. Do you want us to? Should we? Is that normal? No. Here. Oh, Bobby says hi. That's weird.

Yeah, I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't even do that if y'all were dating. Yeah, no, probably not. Do you know Dan from Dan and Shea has a Chipotle for life card? Crazy. For life. What? That's amazing.

He's a card. He can go to Chapolet and just go here. He's Chappole for life. Yeah. Even if his wife is with him, Chippole for life. And apparently he just got it because Chappole like slid in his DMs and it was like, how would you like this? Apparently he tweeted about Chipotle a lot, like a lot, a lot. It wasn't his plan, but then they were like, yo, you're a big fan.

Here's a card for life. Isn't that crazy? For a life. Yeah. So there's that. Another thing is. I guess I'll talk about this. Remember Morgan number two

and how her boyfriend would never post pictures of her on his Instagram? Yeah. Like she did not exist on his social media, but he existed all over her social media. All over. Morgan number two, do you want to get an update on this because we kind of thought something fishy was going on? Does your boyfriend put you on his social

media? I mean, he doesn't have anything besides Instagram now. Okay, but are you on it? No, I'm not. Wow. How long have you guys been dating? It's been about three months. months. Okay, hold on, hold on.

Does he post pictures, though? No. None. He hasn't posted anything since January of this year. It's kind of been a thing where he just really doesn't use his social media anymore. Do you think it's a thing because he's dating you and, like, that, I don't know, it just seems fishy. Yep. Like the timing, ooh.

He thinks there's a lot of drama that comes with social media relationships. You mean like other girls that he's dating, writing? Oh. No, I don't think that's it. If he had posted stuff, like, within a few months of us dating, I'd be concerned. Okay, so you're okay. I'm okay. People were asking about that.

Dang, that's kind of shady, man. I'd be worried. How shadyville. Yeah, I mean, she's right, though. At least he's not posting. Like, if he had just put up a Sunday, fun day, and then she's still never in it, I'd be, like, concerned. Hey, hey, Seuss. Yeah.

What's up, buddy? This is one that you know. Long time listener, first time caller. Appreciate that, buddy. I need to talk, Judge Common Sense. Judge Common Sense, Prezides. My voice is a little messed up, so the judge is still here, but let me help you. Go ahead.

All right. So my friend, which has remained a name, has really bad breath. Okay. But we don't know how to tell him. Yeah. So what should I do, Judge? You want the honest answer? How close are you to this friend?

I'm about to meet him in first period. Okay, just say, hey, dude, your breath kind of stinks. Here's some gum. Like, just get right to the point. It's not a, it's a dude. It's a dude. We can take it. Just say, hey, dude, your breath's kind of.

Okay, it doesn't matter. Do you know what? I'm a little sensitive, right? I like to be told. I like to feel the pain, but then I like to know. Because knowing actually helps me improve. When we're told something we don't like, we never like it at first. But then we do like the ability to grow from it.

So here's my advice. Say, hey, dude, your breath kind of stinks. Just a heads up. I'm trying to help you out. Give them some gum. That's it. Feeling's going to be hurt, but then he's going to know and he doesn't have to go around to other people. And then they're like, oh, do you hear about Jimmy's breath?

You know what I mean? Yeah. Do him a service, Jesus. I will. All right, buddy. All right. See you. That made sense out.

Boom. And that made sense. Thank you very much. You're welcome. Hillary, our brand new phone screener is in here. Hillary's 24. She just started last week. She told us she's never seen an episode of friends.

Ever, right, ever in your life. I've never seen friends. And we're like, are you even human? Like, when did you come to this planet? And so you started on Netflix? I did. I started on Saturday because a lot of people were hating on me on Twitter. Yeah, that'll happen. They were very upset.

That'll happen. So I started watching it immediately. America loves friends, yes. So you're watching the old old school too before it got really good too. So you started at the very, very beginning. Yes, first season. And how many episodes? Ten.

Okay. And what is your review of the first ten episodes of Friends? I want to be honest. I just don't really get the hype. So now that you're saying that it gets better, I'll stick with it. I don't know. I'm not a huge TV watcher though, so I don't really know. It's okay, though. The first episode was kind of weird. The show really peaks about season three or so, but if you can watch, are you done with the first season?

No, I'm only through season, or episode. How many other? I think, do you say 24? Holy crap. Because you wanted me to do two seasons. That's 40 episodes. Just watch the first season. Watch the whole first season, and then we'll talk. Okay. You have to do it all today. Okay. But I'm proud of you for committed to it, but you don't like it right now. It's okay. Do you have favorite character? Who do you most like? I don't know who I'm most like, but I do like, is her name Phoebe? Phoebe, she's pretty funny. Is her name Phoebe?

What's happening? Wow. That's crazy. I didn't want to get it wrong. Okay. So you have 10 days or so to watch the other 14 episodes? I can do it. I'll do it.

Hillary are a brand new phone screener. Thank you, Hillary. All right, your most unpopular opinion. Amy, you want to do this? Do you have one? I'll go first. You go first. Okay.

This is called Share Your Unpopular Opinion. I'm three episodes in The Stranger Thing season two, and I don't think it's a that good. What? Wow. Yeah. It's pretty unpopular. Now, it could take longer.

It may take episode four or five, but I'm three episodes in and I'm like, I don't, I don't think this is that good. So there's my sharing unpopular opinion. Wow. Have you, you haven't started it? I haven't started it, so I can't even give an opinion on that. But it makes me think of how I have still have Game of Thrones downloaded in my iTunes, and I came across it because I was watching scandal on iTunes.

and I can't even bring myself to click on it. Yeah, you won't like it. I love it. I love it and you won't like it. Anybody having a popular opinion or if you're going to leave it at that? I got it. Go ahead. I would have to say that the Walking Dead is the most overrated TV show of all time.

You say this every time though. Every time we do the segment, you take the same thing. No, not every time. So should I say again, I do not like microwaves. Oh, there you go. And I'm going to say this too. What? I don't like dirt.

Oh, you don't like being. I hate food. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, Mr. Chipola himself and Shay. Walking Dead's good, by the way. Yeah, it's one of the best shows I've ever seen. That in Game of Thrones both, Amy. Like, I'm not kidding.

It's like the first day I've taken off in a month, and I get sick this weekend, right? And so I was home to rest. I was home to rest. Because this week's CMA week, and we're going to do all these interviews, and I was going to present on Wednesday night on the TV show. and the raging idiots were playing and I was hosting the big event at Bridgestone and I'd have to go to California for some TV meet

I was gonna rest Oh, there's a lot, yeah The rest, gonna get some rest in Now I'm sick as a dog Well, your body had time to figure out That it has something going on. Terrible idea. That's why I don't rest So I couldn't sleep on Friday night, right?

And I'm like, man, I got to sleep So I take a sleeping pill Oh, it knocked me out of my skull I don't remember these tweets I wrote Oh, great. I didn't even go back and revisit those after you told me you took a sleeping pill I should have. I woke up and I was like, oh, I tweeted that.

And if they weren't even that bad, I just don't remember tweeting them. Ready? Ready. On sleeping pill tweets, number one. I feel like Ryan Hurd and Marin Morris would be peak neighbors down, not home a lot, and they'd let you have extra space in their garbage bin. No idea. I don't remember right now. First of all, listen, I'm friends with Ryan and Marin,

but I don't use the word peak. like they'd be peak neighbors. Yeah. And what does down me? Like they're down for what? And not even what they're down for, but what am I down for? I'm down for nothing. I'm the least down person I know.

So I don't remember writing that. And they both commented. I got, uh, I wrote, the new Maroon 5 album is diamond. Respect to those guys for constantly evolving their sound. Diamond. Diamond. Like certified?

Amy. Amy, listen. I don't even remember listening to the album. Yeah. So when you think something's really awesome, is that the new thing to say? That's diamond. No, I put the diamond emoji. I don't remember it.

Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Well, you should clarify you use the emoji. Well, I'm just going to start putting that on things I like. Diamond. I was going to put a diamond on there. It's like the stamp. It's like the new lit.

And then I wrote, finished Mind Hunter on Netflix. Good show. Not for the faint of heart. What does that even mean, faint of heart? How about it's graphic? I don't know. That is just, I don't remember any of those tweets.

So it gets graphic? It's about zero killers and stuff. Yeah. But I took sleeping pills and I was out of my mind. So that's what I did this weekend. I did that. I watched Strangery Things. I was fine.

Took sleeping pills. At least you sucked to Twitter. I've sent an email to the boss. Oh, okay, great. Yeah, I don't remember sending him this email. But I cut this song that I wrote and I sent it, I don't know. It's just stupid. I'm stupid.

Did you write any of your book? I did. I did. I did. How did that come out? I don't know. That chapter should be called Sleep and Bill. No, I don't remember it.

So, yeah, that's what I did. I read it. You should, oh, this could be a new thing. Write a whole book on sleeping pills? Maybe not the whole thing, but just, you know, insert certain chapters. Hey, you're worried about it selling. They're bad news. I'll tell you something else.

I was fully functional then, but this dog in Lubbock was up for adoption, and they named it Bobby Bones. And the dog was attacked, and they nursed it back to health. They trained it. And so I went to their SBCA in Lubbock And I took a picture of and said, hey, if you'll adopt this dog I'll pay for the adoption fees And I'll buy them dog food for a few months And he's so cute

And so I don't know where that's at But it's up on my Instagram if you want to see it If you're listening right now And you're running an animal shelter, Humane Society, whatever If you'll name a dog Bobby Bones And tag me and tell me the story of the dog I'll get it out to the listeners

We'll get a little Bobby Bones Adopted all over America That's cool Because the thing is I can't go and put every dog up there But I think it'll be a funny thing if they started naming dogs Bobby Bones All over.

You know, we'd do it in Tampa. Yeah. Swing over to Sacramento. And then people go and adopt these dogs. And you cover everything? We'll see how it goes. I mean, I don't know why I couldn't. Well, for Lubbock, you are, yeah.

Right, I'm not committing, right, but I'm not not committing. Okay, cool. I need to see how this thing gets. Sorry. It could be something, though, where I could cover everything. Yeah.

So there was that, I got into a thing with Uber Eats. Do you happen to see my messages? I did. I thought it was pretty awesome. Well, what happens is... That's probably a longest note they've ever gotten on, you know,

comment section. So I order... I was one feeling good again, so I was ordering Uber Eats, and I write this message to this restaurant. And I don't think it's this restaurant's fault. I think it was Uber Eats' fault because I always forget my drink.

It's a drink that I love too, right? This sweet tea from Tavern. It's what's called Tavern. And I write on special instructions. I write, Hi. The last two times I've ordered this drink, the driver forgot it. Can you do me a solid make sure they remember it this time?

I know I'm a faceless Uber driver, but you'd really make a guy feel good if you could follow through. I'm alone on a Saturday night, and this could really shift my nightly narrative. I'm very much looking forward to this drink. My dog says, hi, thanks, Bobby. And I put that in the special instructions, you know, if it's like no mayonnaise. And instead, I write a book, right? I like it. Exactly.

So, and they've never got the drink to me, ever. And every time. and so I wait and then boom the drink shows up there's three they put three drinks in there three?

Yeah with a note oh yeah Bobby by the way they didn't know it was me from the radio because I didn't even post it until after the whole experiment happened

they're right Bobby I'm very sorry that your last few orders were in complete I sincerely apologize please come into tavern enjoy free appetizer on us

hope you have a wonderful evening Heather the assistant general manager boom that's awesome so you got your drink for that night and the drink from the previous two. So I had lots of drinks. That's pretty good.

Yeah, yeah. Lots of liquid to take those sleeping pills down with. That drink must be awesome. And a free advertiser. I just enjoy a good sweet tea. I'm from the South. Maybe the Uber Eats guy, he does get the drink. And he tries to take a sip.

And then he's like, ooh, this is good. Because do you ever, I always wonder that? If, like, you order fries from somewhere, like if my husband and I, we postmates like burgers and fries or whatever, sometimes I'm like, I wonder if they just dip in there and grab, you know, one fry, two fry. Who's watched American Vandal all the way through? No, I mean, not all the way through. And one part of it.

the kid gets kicked out of school and so he starts driving for postmates or Uber eat, same thing. Yeah. And that's what he does. All day long he's eating little bits of the fries. And there's another part of it

where he's like, man, this driving for Uber it stinks because every time I go and pick up a smoothie for somebody, well then I want a smoothie and then I end up in the hole because I get to buy me a smoothie too. That show is so dumb. That show is so dumb but so funny.

Like don't watch it, but do. But don't watch it, but it's so dumb. Yeah. The Bobby Bones show. I'm seeing now where they have motive for the shooter yesterday that walked into the church and killed all those people. They say that his ex-wife worshiped.

His family did worship their family. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. That's so crazy. It is. It is. I can't even put myself in the headspace.

Like sometimes I go, rob a bank. I get it. Would never do it. I get it. A lot of crimes. I go, you know what? would never do it. I get it. I just can't

put myself in the headspace to just go in and be so angry to take out a bunch of people that have no... Zero to do with it. A church. People worshipping in church. Yeah. I mean, and he clearly went in like fully... Well, sometimes you wonder, or a lot of times the police that are involved in the case they say, like, okay, this person went into it

with the intent to die. Like, they fully knew that that was going to happen. But I don't No, did he have that intention? He shot himself in the head. Well, but that was after he got chased and then wrecked and he didn't have a choice. But he went in like full body armor, right? Yeah, I would think he did not have. If you go in full body armor, I would think you don't have intention to die.

All right. I would think that because he was chased, and he probably really, he obviously wasn't in his right mind frame when he did it. Clearly. But yeah, he went in full. And then he shot himself in the head. They said no. Oh, gosh. And I hate to talk about this.

But you know what, kids are probably out of school. I mean, in school by now it's, you know, I don't mind talk about it. little bit more. It's the biggest story. It's tragic that it's happening again. And I don't know. People want to know your thoughts on it. I do.

Well, first of all. Him being in full body armor, first of all. Okay. I don't think, I come from a place so that it's not, I come from a place where everybody had guns growing up. Okay? So I come from a place where it's just, it's so two-sided for me where, but I, okay, I'll just start here.

I come from a place where everybody had guns all the time that were guns weren't, looked at as weapons. Like guns were what we used in order to hunt for sport. Like that's what we used guns for. So I was never of the, hey, let's get a big gun and just go blow things up. That was never a thing to me. Right. Because, again, I started with a 410, which is a shotgun.

And I went from shotgun to rifle, depending on what age I was. But then a 22, which is a small rifle. And then a 20 gauge, which is a slightly larger shotgun, to a 12 gauge, to a 30 out six. So that was kind of my growth in guns. Never at any time where these weapons were I would go, you know what, I could really do some damage on some stuff. But that was because they always existed. But for people, when guns always exist,

they don't see the other side of it. For what people grow up in guns don't always exist and they finally get their hands on guns. And they're like, oh, look at all the damage I can do. I can blow things up. So I've also seen people like that who get their hands on guns later in life. and they're like, look at all the crazy things I can blow up now.

So I never had that in me. Because since I always had it, it was never a crazy thing like, wow, look what they'll do. I always knew what they would do. And you know what? Where I grew up in Mount Pine Arkansas, we had guns. Nobody ever got shot. But we all had. So I come from the part of the world where, and a culture where we all had them.

But then I see a culture where people that don't have them get them now and they're like, oh, my God. look what I can do. Now you team that up with any sort of, this guy was mentally ill. Like, no doubt, you don't do this without being, at least even temporary mentally ill. I know. That's why it's weird on the news when they say, let's figure out if there's a mental illness problem related. I'm like, anybody that's doing something like this is mentally not right. Of course there is.

So, I always feel like I'm, because I will, again, I say, I'm an absolute independent when it comes to where I am in the voting spectrum of the world. not even parties like how I feel about things I don't have one thing that I just pull for I don't have a side I have things on both sides and I think first of all eliminating the word gun control would be the best way

if it's gun safety just those words alone make people go whoa you're trying to take some no one's ever trying to take anybody's guns but things like you know should someone ask me on Twitter last night what would you do I was like well first I would tax guns

and fund a program to teach about mental illness. It's a long-term program, but that's what I would do. I would tax guns and go, and this is me thinking about running for office. I had to think about this when I was going to run for governor of Arkansas.

Like, what would I do? Because this is a thing for my state. I would tax weapons just a bit and say, okay, we're going to use this money and we're going to fund a mental illness. To teach people about mental illness, there's a stigma attached to it still. Some people are embarrassed just to go to therapy.

It does even say it. So we've got to find it, let people know that it's okay to, talk about it. So that's what I would do first of all. Secondly, there's a comparison that I make where it's, I worked hard and got a driver's license and I can drive a car.

And I think if you are capable and you get a gun, which I did early on, I got a Hunter's Ed card. You know, I got a gun. My first real gun that I probably own was probably 12. I was probably out like nine, but probably 12, 13. Got to drive like 16. Now, I can't with my

driver's license, just go hop an 18 wheeler and go drive down the road. I can't go. You know what? Time to get an 18 wheeler because 18 wheel is big. I need more knowledge. 18 wheelers go, now should I be able to go and prove that I can drive an 18 wheeler and take a test to drive? Absolutely. And if I wanted to go prove that I could drive 18 wheeler, then I go take the test and prove that I'm capable to drive an 18 wheeler the same way I would say with a different level of firearm. Yeah. Like when I got my concealed carry license,

it was for a small handgun. Right. Now, if you want to go drive an 18-wheeler, like say, let's say, we'll just say for the lack of term, because assault rifle's thrown around, that could be any sort of rifle that you shoot, boom. Let's just say,

let's say oozy, just for the movie's sake. Okay, yes. If you wanted it, oozy, which aren't legal, by the way, you need to go take a test and show that. So people are like,

what would you do? Well, you're not going to solve it. and both sides are so dug in that there's going to be nothing that happens and it sucks and it sucks just bend a little

like just bend because they're not no because that's why again there are certain people who are crazy enough to change the world and those are people

that are crazy enough to try it and that's why I think I'm crazy I'm so crazy I think I can change the world because I'm like the I can see things bendy things I don't think what I just said was too crazy or even political.

Now, that is interesting changing it from gun control. First of all semantics. Because you're right. Absolutely. If I hear control and they're like, you can't control me? I'm like, you're not, I have, I shouldn't send me guns out of my house because people have I have guns at my house. They don't control.

Don't try to take my guns? You crazy? I've been, had too many violent attacks or people break into my house. You're not going to take, but no one is. that you're not. So that's how I feel. And you shouldn't be able to buy a body armor, period. So I wonder if he had it maybe some left over from the military?

I don't know. No, you can get it. You can get it. Oh, you can't. Yeah, you can get it. But that's how I feel, and I'm not scared to say how I feel. And that's the big controversy. You know, the CMAs put out of thing and they said, hey, when you come through,

don't ask about Las Vegas. Don't ask about politics or gun control, all this stuff. Yeah, we're surrounding the Vegas shootings. Yes, a lot of the stuff. And I was like, whoa, you can't really tell the press what to ask. Right. You know, you can say I'm a big knucklehead if you want, but I'm part of the press. And I was, but again, I'm presenting at the scene.

I was in this place of like, I'm going to be asked these questions, but I'm okay with being asked these questions because I answer questions that sometimes are not what people want to hear and it is what it is. And that's something that directly affected the country music community. Yes, but I understand why they said it just wasn't the right move, but they switched it up. Yeah, they changed it and said, oops, our bad, which is the absolute right thing to do. Do you know how many times I get on the air and go, oops, my bad, I made a mistake. A lot, a lot. So I thought the CMA did a fantastic job of going, oh, yeah, we probably should.

You're pointing out to us that we screwed up and we're going to sweat. And, you know, Brad Paisley coming out and tweeting. And even when they said it, I quote retweeted it, and I was just kind of making like a, I was like, you know what? As a matter of fact, I'll only answer questions about the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Just pointing out that it was a little nuts.

But props to the CMA for going, yeah, we messed up, let's switch it up. But I do understand them wanting to protect artists because the last thing an artist wants to do is go down. And be putting an uncomfortable situation. And their PR person is like, don't answer this question. And every question is like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Yeah. So, because they're not, they're not me. I talk for a living. I give opinions for a living. So agree or disagree, I'm pretty good at giving them. Sometimes artists just don't want to be put in that spot. That's not what they do.

They sing and dance and entertain. I'm just an idiot who has opinions. That's true. With the head cold. I'm like crazy too. But that's the whole thing. By the way, let me say this, that before my voice fully goes out, that all that aside, Like our job, our goal on this show is not to do things political.

Our job in this show is to help. And that's our calling. And that being said, because of what happened, if you go to, it's at bobbybones.com. We're up, right? Over there, Morgan number two? Yeah. Bobbybones.com, we have these Texas Forever shirts. We bought the brand, like paid money for it, bought the trademark.

We're not keeping any of the money, and we're going short term to help out the victims, the families that were affected by this because they don't have time to worry about food they don't have to worry about funerals right now they're going to have to so we would like to help as much as we possibly possibly can I would advise you can find

drop off stations if you're in central Texas or if you're not you can get one of these shirts we don't keep any of the money for ourselves so listen our goal is to give I just at times feel like I should give my opinion so people

see the full transparency and what I'm saying and why I'm saying it. Yeah, I like it. And I don't mind if people disagree with me because I think that is how ideas

are, it's how ideas are compromised and created. Yes, and I think that's what we all need to see everybody out there on Facebook, everybody out there on Twitter with something to say

that if they don't agree with you, it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's so much more we'll get accomplished if we just respect each other and listen. I've given up on that on Facebook and Twitter. I blocked yesterday. I blocked everybody that doesn't have a picture in their thing.

Just trolls that have no picture on their profile. I don't even see those anymore. So you at least have to have a picture. And you can disagree with me. You have to have a picture. And then you want to make a difference either way, whatever site you feel like, it's not screaming at somebody on Twitter.

It's calling your calling your thing. Yep. And you have that right. As a constituent, you have the right to reach out and try to be part of the change. You're not going to be part of the change yelling at people on Facebook. Sorry, you're just not. And I'll say this too. Again, I just have never met a single politician that I agree with everything they said, or every point of view ever.

And so as I'm about to say and give Governor Abbott a shout out here like that. He was consoling those families and he was with them and he was hugging them. And he was, it was genuine. And you may not agree with how he feels. about things, but it was as human as I've seen a politician at that level in a long, long, long time. And I watched him and I was like, that's, that's it. That's human to human right there.

And he stayed. Yeah, he did do good. Yeah. He's grieving with his state. His people. Yeah. So, done. Obviously, you can see, I don't like it when people hurt.

And I'm done. The Babon Show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Y'all, it's the year of the pineapple. I mean, it's getting all the attention. People were doing the pineapple lanterns or whatever. And now for Christmas, people are getting pineapples and decorating like little Christmas trees. It's so cute.

It's actually kind of cute. Yeah. You know, little lights on it, little ornaments, like whatever. And you can, like, put it at your desk. It's something that'll fit. You don't have to go buy one of those little fake tiny trees. You should get a pineapple. It's cute.

It's funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you're sick of pumpkin spice, well, you're in luck because there's a new fall flavor. Maple has come to town. What I mean new? That sounds like from the 1600s.

Yeah, maple? We're going back to Maple. Back in the day. Well, I'm saying it's a hot. Yeah, maple's been around for a long time, but it's back. Laura Ingalls Wilder recommends maple. Do you know who that is? No.

No. No. Oh. Oh. You guys don't know the House and a Perry. No, man. You're going to be seeing maple infused coffee, snacks, bacon, and maple alcohol. I'm so disappointed you guys don't know a little house on the prairie.

I do know what it is. I read all the books and the shows. Michael Landon. Is that the girl that later now does like a bunch of lifetime movies and she had addiction issues? That's every young kid. Oh, man. What else? Okay, Eddie, have you heard of fingerlings?

No. Okay, because that is the hot toy for kids this, like this holiday season. I guess there's little like finger puppies. Puppets that go on your finger, but their battery operated, and they sell for $14.99 in stores like Walmart and Toys R Us. But they're in such high demand that they're being sold on third-party sites for $180. Whoa. That's where parents are just like a sorry kid. I just saw a picture, and I think I do have a couple of these in my house.

You should resell them. Lunchbox. Call. Find out what an order's coming in. We've got to get some. Yeah. Go get a truck. Turn them over.

No, no, no. Rob a truck. Oh, no, no, no. Is that what Amy said? No. Oh. No, I meant to find out when the truck is being delivered and then buy them right there. And lastly, do you all know Phil Mickelson's nickname, The Golfer?

Yeah. What is it? Well, it depends what you talk to. Oh, no, Buns, don't say it. Don't say it. I know what you're going to say. Wait, what? Nothing.

Go ahead. Wait, lunchbox, what do you think it is? Lefty. Okay, cool. What are you going to say it was? Fat Phil? He's not, he lost a lot of weight. Ph. Like fat with a pH, Phil?

No, it's rude. People call him fat Phil and that's not nice. That is rude. I know that's why I don't want to say it. But he lost a lot of weight now. And he does have commercials for like hemorrhoids. Yeah, something like that. Yeah.

But here's the deal. Lefty, he's right-handed. No, he's a lefty. No, no, no, no. When he golfs, he's left-handed. He's a right-handed individual. Like Bobby's left-handed and does guitar left-handed and golfs left-handed and all kinds of things. But Phil is right-handed and he used to watch his dad golf when he was little and mirror his swings.

and his dad was left-handed. Wow. That's interesting. Isn't that? I mean, I'm not even into golf, and I found that to be so fascinating. And maybe that's what I did because I am right-handed,

but I am a left-handed golfer. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I think maybe any Phil, now that I'm starting to think about it, that's a little overweight, it's been called Fat Phil. Like Phil Palmer,

they called him Fat Phil. Really? Yeah. So rude. What about Uncle Phil? They probably call him Fat Phil behind his head. But he's dead, and his name was James Avery.

Oh, yeah, that's right. So I don't think they called him that. Okay. I didn't want to say it, but you kept asking me, what is it? Yeah, because I've heard that before, and I knew that's what you were thinking. But now he's lost weight. Oh, Phil did? Oh, yeah, he's lost a lot of weight.

Now they call him Skinny, Fieldy. Is that it? Formerly a fat field. Is that it? Yep, I'm Amy. That's my pile. Hit it. Oh, you want the thing there? I don't hit it, hit it.

Hit it, hit it. That was Amy's pile of stories. There you go. On my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones, you can watch a boomerang and me doing the netty pot. as I try to clear my throat. I'm going to the dog. As soon the show's over in like 45 minutes, I got a doctor and a butt injection ready to happen.

Okay. Well, it's a steroid shot, right? Won't that help? Yeah, totally. Yeah, definitely. I think it helps faster if it's in the butt, too, so go for it. Get too. Where would be the fastest, though, in the front?

No. There's no way you do that, though. Like the more pain the faster. No? No. Ouch. No, because I'll do it. I can't miss the show or to see a maze Wednesday.

No, you can't. Like, cover me today, all right? I'm on my I will later Oh boy Amy's starting to get dressed in Yeah The Bobby Bone

We're out for the day Tomorrow We'll talk to a lot of people That are taking part In the CMA Awards TV broadcast Because that's what we're going to go Do now

Let's go interview people And we're going to be there all day And bring in you interviews tomorrow So that'd be cool For you guys Not for us We've got to be there for four hours You know?

Uh-huh Listen When I'm not 100% The honesty serum comes out a little bit You know me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, it is good, though. We'll go see, we'll go stand in a room and interview everybody and bring them in tomorrow.

Some people will probably, like, kill to do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, not us, though. We're jaded. Let's be honest. They lose their left pinky toe. At this point, we sit in the room and have a whole thing where I'm like, sometimes I'll lie to artists when they come in. And I go. And today, I actually am sick a little bit, but I go like, ooh, I don't want to touch you.

Because I'm sick. I'm going to give you a cold. Because everybody wants to come hug. Don't give away your secrets. Not even art. I'm not a care of the artists because a lot of the artists I like. But like, like,

record label people come in and they all want to hug. They're not even real hugs. I don't mind a real hug. It's always like to fake hugs. Like, you don't even really know me. Why are you trying to hug me? You know what I mean?

It's not genuine. No, I like genuine hugs. Okay. I like genuine. Come right in my pony. That's the kind of hugs I like. So the people will come in with like eight people. And I'd be like, ooh,

guys, I got a cold. I don't want to give it to you. They're like, Bobby's always sick I'm just keeping it real And the thing is, I'm never sick And today, I got a little something in me A little tickle in my abdomen In my neck, up in my nose

It's one big tickle Wow Yeah, yeah, it's one day Can't stop laughing, I'm tickling so much But yeah, and nobody wants today Nobody wants to like touch me Because I got a little tickle I don't want to

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