The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Thinks He’ll Be Married Next Year + Update On Lunchbox’s Beef With Keith Urban

Episode Date: October 18, 2018

Bobby talks more about his dating life and the future. Lunchbox got a tweet from Keith Urban that makes him think he’s gifting him a car. Also, Amy shares an update about her dad. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Well, well, well. Over on the phones right now is Jesse in South Carolina. Hi, Jesse. Hi, how are you? Good. Good morning. What can I do for you? I just want to let you all know. We love listening to your show. My daughter and I listen every day on the way to school, and she loves playing along with the games that y'all do. You like the games?

Because sometimes I wonder, and I like your answer here. And then even everybody listening, if you want to hop on Facebook or tweet me, like, do you like it when we play games or do you, like, play music or talk about your life? Like, I don't, sometimes I'm kind of confused. I don't want people like. She loves playing the games where you play a clip of music that's from a movie. She always gets them all right. So she says she wants to play with y'all one day.

How old is she? She's nine. Oh, wow. What if she came on and beat you guys? Oh, stop it. She's nine years old? Listen, everybody that calls in, oh, I get them all right. You don't ever get them all right.

You just think you get them all right, but in reality, you probably get one or two right. Jesse, your thoughts on that. Jesse, go ahead. Lunchbox guest Cinderella for the Star Wars song, though. That's true. Okay, but that doesn't mean your nine-year-old got it right. Come on. She's nine.

She did. She did. She's watched all of the Star Wars. There you go. That's one. She got right. See, that's what I mean. Whatever. She's nine. She's not beating me. Jesse, you've already irritated lunchbox and this thing's just getting started today, you know? Well, I think he'll be okay. Yeah, I do, too. He lives irritated. He does. What's happening with you today? Anything good? No, I just got to work and about to cook food for the masses. Oh, yeah. What kind of job you have? Were you cooking food? Come come cook me some food. I work at Clean Eats in Beaufort, South Carolina. What do you cook?

What's your specialty? I do a weekly special every week. So next week is going to be a surf and turf bowl, steak strips with shrimp and brown rice, broccoli. Come on. Come on. You know, I've been having trouble eating. I've been doing this dancing show and they send food to my dance room now, even without me ordering it because I lost so much weight. They're making you eat.

They really are. They were going to send me. to a nutritionist because I've gained six of the 10 pounds back just being knowledgeable that I'm losing weight and unhealthy. And I'm also coming back to Nashville now for half a week so I get back on my normal schedule. But that surfing turf ball sounds good. Am I going to lie to you, Jesse? All right.

Come see us at Clean eats and we'll feed you. Clean eats. Where is that? Let me give you a plug. Clean eats located at? And Beaufort, South Carolina on Boundary Street. Oh, that's what I'm talking about. Come on.

Yes. Hey, Jesse, have a great morning. Appreciate you. Thank you so much. All right, there we go. Here we get rocking. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories.

It's producer Raimundo in central Texas. There's been flooding. A lot of water rescues have been made. More rain is coming over the next couple days. In other news, still no winner in the Powerball or the Mega Millions drawings. The Mega Millions is going to draw again tomorrow night. You could win 900 million. And finally, a reminder at BobbyBones.com.

All Pimp and Joy proceeds are going to help out those affected by the recent hurricanes. Bobby Boom. Come on. I have a game for you. Now, what I'll do is I will give you an actor. You tell me their most famous TV role. Okay, they're like the character they played. For example, Amy, if I were to say Mario Lopez, you would say...

Say it by the bell. Say by the bell. You'd say A.C. Slater. Say by the bell. Oh, he'd say his character. Yeah. Got that? All right, we ready to play?

Yeah. Amy, you're up first. David Schwimmer. His most famous role ever was? Ross Geller. From Friends. That is correct. Lunchbox.

Yeah. Alfonso Ribeiro. Oh, that's easy. I'm in for the win. Go ahead. Carlton Banks. From the Fresh Prince. That is correct.

They're good. Last name, too. Question, yeah. Okay. You do have to get the last name? You don't have to, no. Okay. You get out of them.

If you want to show off. Yeah. Amy. Frankie Munez. Malcolm. Yeah. From Malcolm in the middle. I met him

because he's hosting Dancing with the Stars Junior and he was up there for a couple shows Yeah Was he nice? Yeah Yeah small But nice He still looks young huh Yeah I think

Like it With a lot of guys Even us including your hair starts to move around a little bit Correct And by all of us I mean That's right Thank you Am I mean move around a little

You mean move backwards Both the y'all Run to the back of the neck Running to the back of the lunchbox James Vanderbeek Oh yeah Dawson from Dawson's Creek

So far you guys are nailing it Amy, ready? Yeah I'll give you the actor Tell me their most famous character The role Jalil White Erkel

Erkel Erkel Show me Erkel Lunchbox Yeah Lunchbox. Michael Richards Come on

Kramer side like. Yeah, that's my point. All right, now if you miss it, you're out. Oh, don't miss it, Amy. Amy, it's a tough one. Sarah Michelle Geller, her most famous role. Buffy.

Wow, from the Vampire Slayer, yes. Lunchbox. Yep. Jim Parsons. Oh. Oh. Jim Parsons. Oh.

So big. Oh, I shouldn't give a hint. I got it. What is it? Sheldon, Big Bang Theory. Yeah, I was going to say. He gets a million an episode. Okay.

Amy. Dustin Diamond. Screech. Yeah. Stay by the bell. Lunchbox. Yeah. Paul Rubens.

Paul Rubens. Paul Rubens. Okay. Got it. Go ahead. Pee-Weirman. Nailed it. What?

What? Oh my gosh. I would not have gotten that. We're going to sudden death. Buzz in with your name. Last one. Yeah, last one. for all the marbles. This is for the belt.

Here we go. Aaron Paul. Lunchbox. Lushbox. Breaking bad! Oh, I'm going to tell you. I'm sorry. You made the character. Amy, for the win. For the win. Aaron Paul, his character...

Hold on. I'm talking through Heisenberg and... The guy. I don't know. Jesse Pinkman. Jesse Pinkman. Oh, my God. Sudden death. One more time.

Here we go. Tofer Grace. Lunchbox. That 70 show! Oh, my goodness. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He stood up and yelled it.

No. Mike D? No. No way. It's not about the TV. Amy, go ahead. Well, I didn't even hear what he said, and I didn't watch the 70s show. So, um.

Ashton. There is no winner and we're out of guessing. What's his name? What's his character name? Eric Foreman. You yelled the TV show and you took a breath and you stood up and said twice. Twice he did that. I did.

Because he's just trying to swing in. I'd like to argue, but I did. But if we're going on technicalities, I won that game. No, but we're not. Technicalities, you lost the game. I did. You're right. All right.

Thanks for hanging out with us here on Thursday morning. The Bobby Bone Show. Ammy, you good this morning? Yeah. How about you? I'm pretty good. woke up, I got some sleep last night. You know, I was switching these time zones from Pacific to Central time zone.

It's kind of rocking me a little bit because I go and I do the TV show, then I come back, and then it's like, but I'm good. Like, I slept for six and a half hours last night. That's awesome. Yeah, I really feel great. So that and I do love country music and I have a nickname. Yeah. Country Music's youngest historian.

Yeah. The Bobby Bones Show. On this day in country music. On this day of country music. music, Randy Travis has the number one country album with Always and Forever 30 years ago today, today in 1988. Now, I loved Randy Travis. My grandmother listened to Randy Travis like crazy.

I still love Randy Travis. But man, when I was a kid, I loved Randy Travis, and I loved this record. But you've been too gone for too long. Now it's too late to come back home. Come on. I won't need you anymore. How about this one right here? I hate to hit you with it, but...

Oh, baby, I'm gonna love you forever. His old men like to talk about the weather. As long as old men sit and talk about old men. It's the best-selling album of his career. It's sold over 10 million copies. He won the Grammy for Best Male Country Vocal Performance. Did you know Randy Travis has received more Grammys for gospel albums?

Really? Yeah. So there you go. Randy Travis on this day in 1988. 30 years ago, that record goes number one and man. I told you so. Hey Morgan number two, you're 25. Do you know Randy Travis at all?

Yeah, I'm not familiar with a lot of his songs, but I know him and I appreciate him. You do? Good. Yeah, like what he's done for Crunching Music. I couldn't tell you a title of one of his songs. But do you know the words to this one? I'm going to love you forever.

Come on. And forever and ever, amen. All right. As long as. So women didn't talk about something else. It's okay. It's okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. It's the 32nd Skinny. Garth Brooks announced a multi-year stadium tour. He is hitting 10 to 12 cities each year for, three years. I mean, listen, you have to pay your mortgage. Yeah, it's tough. Have they listed anything about where he's going yet?

No, the first two stops will be in St. Louis, Missouri, and Glendale, Arizona. The rest, he hasn't announced. Well, listen, I love Garth. That guy just keeps on going, man. He's got a song right now that's crushing it. I mean, he's the greatest of all time, yet he's still being great, like, relevantly great. He's still playing. I know, I know.

What else, Morgan number two? Jay DeMarcus of Rascal Flats has written a memoir. It's called Shotgun Angels, My Story of Broken Roads and Unshakeable Hope. It's coming out April 2019. April 20. So what kind of book is that again? It's a memoir. Am I saying that weird?

Memoir. She says lots of stuff funny. She does. I do too, though. I do too. I would say, because I've written one myself called Bare Bones. What is that? A memoir.

Oh. But it is a funny word. Because it's spelled memoir. Memoir. Memoir. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, what's the language you speak if you're in Italy? Italian.

Italian. All right, Morgan number two, what else you got? Jason Aldine and his wife shared a video on Instagram of his baby boy Memphis taking his first steps. Oh, yeah? Yeah, good for them. About to have another baby too, huh? Yeah. All right, cool.

I'm Morgan number two. That's the skinny. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes us from Myers Town, Pennsylvania. A 38-year-old man was tired of his hot tub always breaking, so he's. drained all the water and said, you know how to get rid of it?

I'm just going to burn it. So he lit it on fire. Only problems, it got too hot and melted the back of his house off. Oh, no. Wait, what? So the hot tub was like on his back? It's on his back porch. Yeah.

And so he lights it on fire. He didn't move it to the backyard. You shouldn't even move it to the backyard. You shouldn't. You should just get... But he just lit it on fire right next to the house? Yes, and it was so hot. Literally, the back of his house melted off.

Huh. You know what's scary about fires is that if your neighbors are close, it's not only on you, it hits your neighbor's houses. Yeah, he had to call the fire department for some help.

How embarrassing, too. The fire trucks in front of your house? All right. I'm Lutschbox. That's your bonehead story in the day. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell him it's bumping.

You know, I love these stories about kids who are doing really cool adult things like with their hearts. And here's the story about a seven-year-old. His name is Shamar. He had a birthday wish. It was to go feed the homeless. Again, he's seven years old.

He could have wished for any toy or video game but the seven-year-old's mom was surprised to hear the request. And so she's like, okay, so one day after school, his friends and family, they all gathered, they got in a couple cars, and they went out and they fed the less fortunate in New Orleans. Which is seven. Isn't that crazy? It's awesome. I hope somebody got him a toy anyway.

You know, I know what I didn't ask for it. If somebody gets, I'll get him a toy. Someone get me a hold of him tomorrow. I will get him whatever toy he wants. That's a fantastic story. That's a tell me something good. And that's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.

Good. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Good morning and thanks for waking up with us or if you're listening on the podcast on IHeart Radio later. Appreciate you for spending your time with us. Like, we get it. I get it.

There are a million things you could be doing. So thanks for hanging out. Well, let's go over to Alyssa. Alyssa in Iowa. Good morning. Good morning. Thank you for calling. What's going on?

Hey, you know, I just wanted to ask how Enie's dad was doing. Just wanted to get an up. date. Okay. Amy, she's asking how your dad's doing, because Amy's in Austin right now. We're all in Nashville sitting around a table, but Amy is in Austin because her dad's been sick. So any update, Amy? Well, getting over pneumonia, which is huge and hopefully starting treatment back. He's continued radiation, but we had to pause the chemo. So hopefully back on the chemo train as he recovers from the pneumonia. And then, man, hopefully we'll be soon. We'll be done soon. Maybe a week and a half or so. done with treatment. Your kids, do they get to see your dad at all? No, he is on an oncology floor at the hospital, and patients, they just can't allow kids. I think you have to be maybe over 12 years old to get in,

and my kids are 11 and 8, so they're not allowed to get in. And you get screened, like right when you get off the elevator, you have to check in, you get a sticker saying you've been approved to go through the halls that day, and you have to, you know, go through a checklist that you're not coughing, you don't have a disease. You know, stuff like that. Well, yeah.

They haven't seen him. They haven't seen him. Yeah. Amy, thanks for sharing the update. Is that hard for you to talk about or no, Amy? No, not right now. I guess it just depends, you know, depends on where I am on the emotional scale or the tired scale.

Really, probably just the tired. Because I feel like I'm being pretty strong at some parts. Just I think mainly because I went through this with my mom, so it triggers. You know? I think you just have to be careful of that. It's a trigger for me. So when we're having a rough spot, I try just to stay positive and not go negative. I just know how quickly things can turn.

So I'm just trying to focus on that he's going to get healthier. He will bounce back and he will be the same person that he was. Yeah. I guess it's kind of what you have to do, huh? Yes. Or you'll go crazy. Yeah. Let's do a funny story then real quick.

So there's a woman trying to sell furniture online. And so she takes a picture of it, right? And she doesn't realize that in the mirror of the furniture, she's butt-naked. And so she posts it. Oh. Oh. Oh, no.

Oh, no. I mean, is it a super effective sales technique or no? Her name's Julie. She was selling for it. And in the mirror, it's a tiny but clear reflection of her booby. Yeah, someone pointed out to her. She told her daughter Sophie. She tweeted about it.

Now it's viral. But no word on if she sold the furniture yet. Let's see. Top TV shows from last week. You guys ready? Ready. Yeah. Football one.

Football two Yeah Football three Well they don't have Football seven One two and seven The Big Bang Theory Comes in at number three

Still You know why that show didn't come back It's because Sheldon didn't want to do it Wow He wanted to move on He didn't want to be He didn't

He out in his other He said See you later dude So like Justin Timber He's the Justin Timberlake Of Big Bang Theory Theory Football, Big Bang Theory, NCIS in 60 Minutes.

Really? Who watches that? Who watches it? I've never met anybody in my life that watches NCIS. Doesn't your wife watch that? No. She watches Law & Order SVU. Amy, you watch NCIS, huh? I have dabbled in the years. It's definitely been on forever. I'm surprised 60 Minutes

is the top five. Those are the biggest shows in TV. We're talking about Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson splitting up. They were engaged for four months. I have a list to some of the quickest celebrity marriages. I'll give you the celebrity couple, Amy, and you give me how long they were married for, okay?

Okay. Kim Kardashian and Chris Humphreys. Oh, two months. Lunchbox? 82 days. 72 days. Wow. They were married for just over two months.

I don't even think about them being together anymore. Yeah. Maybe because Kanye's so much. You kind of forget about Chris. Humphreys. Brittany Spears and Jason Alexander. Remember that marriage? Oh, yeah, 48 hours.

It's 55 hours. Okay. Jason Alexander, is that George from Seinfeld? Same name, not same dude. Okay, I was like, what? Yeah. Yeah, they were married for just over two days. So how does that happen?

Were you just, were you drunk? Yeah, they were in Vegas, and they got married, and then they got it in old. And so you just go, ooh, a couple days ago. How about that, huh? Like a couple of days? Yeah. René Zellwiger and Kenny Chesney. Four days.

Six months. No, they were married for just under a year. Oh, really? Well, I always thought it was like, more days. Didn't she release some statement like... Fraud. That's what she filed with. What did she mean?

I don't know. She needs life lock. I don't know. You have life lock that fraud doesn't get that? Like they met... Didn't they met... They were presenting in an award show together, I think, and then they fell in love and boom,

get married and then fraud. How did you fraud after a year? He steal her money or what? Yeah. You getting her wallet? Yeah, that's a weird one. I was reading this story about the top 10 hardest questions people here in a job interview.

And so I'll give you the top three, okay? Number three, tell me about yourself. Oh, gosh. Does that one sound tough to you in a job interview? Yes. Why is so? Well, I don't, because, I mean, then where do I start?

And then I'll be talking forever. Well, that's true. talk forever. Here, I'll give you guys some advice on this. Yes. Tell us how you would handle that. Tell me about yourself. Obviously, there's a lot to you. They don't want your memoir, but they do want the human parts of you. They don't want, listen, I'm a hard worker. You know, first thing comes to my life's work. Like, they really want to know the human part of you and see if there's that side. So if it's like, tell me about yourself, listen, I'll do me. I was born in Mount Pine, Arkansas. I was born in town of 770 people. I graduated high school. There were two buildings on

entire hill, kindergarten through 12th grade. I was the first person of my family to graduate high school and college. You know, I've always wanted to be in radio and do comedy. And, you know, now I'm very involved in St. Jude and with dogs. And, you know, that fulfills me. And I like music. I mean, that really is it. Like, kind of run through the timeline, but also give them a little substance. Oh, okay. What would you have said? Well, now that I hear you say it, I guess I would start with where I was born. Okay, there you go. I was born at St. David's in Austin, Texas. But you got to be, you got to kind of roll. Oh, boy.

Yeah. You got to go faster than that. Two hours later. It was 1981. I remember it was fall. It was a sunny day. The number two questions. My mom went into labor watching nine to five. You get asked in job interviews, the hardest one says, why should I hire you?

Amy, why should I hire you? I don't know. Are you serious? I would be like, I don't know, you probably shouldn't. That's every the worst answer you could give. She just goes, ah, crap. out. You got me.

Lunchbox, why should I hire you? Because you want the best, right? And I am the best. I was prom king in high school, so I was the best in and I'm still the best now. Okay.

I mean, I don't know that I would go that hard. Yeah. But why should I hire you? I would give the attributes as to why you be perfect for the job. Oh. You know, I would say, why you should hire me.

Listen, I'm fantastic at time management. I know there's a lot involved in this. Whatever, but that's what you... I can't say that. But that's why they hire you. But you lie anyway. I mean, they don't really do. Right.

I'd be like, well, my life recently got better when I quit hitting snooze. That's about it. And number one, here's the number one question that people have trouble with in job interviews. Ready, Amy? Ready. Hey, welcome. Hey, what are your weaknesses? Oh.

I can give me some. I can't focus. Okay. You're not hired. You're not hired. Zero, not hire. I lose everything. Yeah.

I'm not trustworthy around money. No, that's not a thing. What? You said, those are my weaknesses. Sorry, what are your weaknesses, Amy? I lose my phone a lot. I can't. Time management is, okay, I'll be on time. Don't worry.

But me getting there is normally really stressful. Like, but you won't know it, but I'll get there on time, like right on time. And, well, again, can't really focus. What was the question? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, listen, here's how you answer this question? Because lunchbox, how would you answer it? What's your weaknesses?

Well, I can be distracting around the office because I'm so good looking. Everybody's going to lose work time with everybody else besides that. Nothing. Oh, no weaknesses. Yeah. Okay, both of you guys failed the test. What do you mean? By saying you have no weaknesses, that says you're qualified for the job.

Everybody has weaknesses. I like to make lists, but I don't really cross anything off. I love lists, though. I like making lists. It's like that's all my to-do list is to make my to-do list. Oh, I didn't think about that. Well, here's the real answer that you do. Okay, Bobby.

Just so you can be prepared for a job. Bobby, what are your weaknesses? Well, guys, I work too hard. I work too much. No, no, you can't do that either. Oh, you can't do that either. All I do is work. I don't ever sleep and I'm just work, work, work, all time.

The weaknesses question is, find your weaknesses that don't have anything to do with what the job is. Ooh, smart. So if they say, you know, what's your weakness? and let's say the job is a group setting, right? Let's say you're working with a lot of people. You go, well, my weakness is that I don't like to work alone. Like, I really thrive off of a group, but you're going into a group setting. Your weaknesses can't be something that's, it's all strategy.

Okay, ask me again. Oh, boy. I got one, I got one. But does that answer make sense? Yes. If you're going in for an office job and you're working alone, for example, you spend, you switch it up. It's like, listen, my weaknesses are, if I get on a lot of people at one time, because I had a job where I worked with 30 people in the same room

it was distracting to me so for me I really focus on and you go he's like oh okay got it well luckily for us your weakness fits right in with this so Amy what's your weakness Donuts That's perfect That's also a great answer That's good donuts

That's pretty good Yes unless you're working at Dunkin' Donuts That's true It's a Bobby Bonn's show There's a show on Netflix called The Hunting of the Hill House They're saying it's so terrifying people are passing out, getting anxiety attacks, and losing sleep over it.

Wow. Have you heard about this? Nope. That's scary. Netflix unveiled their new horror TV series, The Haunting of Hill House. Netflix subscribers have been taking Twitter, revealing the show as so terrifying that some have passed out from sheer terror. Come on.

Come on. It's basically a horror movie spread out over 10 episodes. riders carefully crafted jump scenes and segments where you feel impending doom multiple people have passed out to give you an idea of how terrifying this is and to prepare you for a sleepless night there are a lot of comments for people just going

I watch, listen, I don't like scary movies I told you guys I tried to read Twilight the book and had nightmares. Is that scary? No. But I kept having dreams that vampire are trying to eat me. So I can't,

really get into this. So someone on this show is going to have to watch this. Do we have any volunteers? I'll watch it. I'm not scared of those scary TV show. What are they going to do? Jump out of my TV? What if they did, though?

What if that was Netflix's a new thing? And it killed you. No, not kill you. But an arm just comes down and stabs you. You're like, wow, I am scared now. This is scary. So what do you think about that, AIM? What do you think about that show?

I mean, if I had time, I would do it, but I can't do it right now. Lunchbox should totally do it. Do you like scary movies? Not particularly. I don't understand how people like to get scared. How people pay money to have that feeling that makes you go, because it's the grossest feeling when you're scared. No, it's awesome. I go into a haunted house?

Oh, so fun. So fun. You build it up in your head, like, oh, there's going to be some scary things. People are going to jump out at you and you're on edge. So great. The haunted houses are weird Because you know it's all fake And you know and you still jump

But there have been some haunted houses Have to put messages on Facebook Going please stop punching our people Because someone will jump out And people just react to punch them So I'm not a haunted house guy I just don't like to pay to be scared I've been to scary movies

The girls before That's a good place to take a girl If you're gonna go out of her I end up being the more scared It's a bad place to take a girl Because any respect they had for me The one ounce of masculinity they thought I had gone

completely dehydrated one of my ex-girlfriends was like hey we should go to Texas Chainsaw I'll massacre as we first started dating and I was like of course you want to see it me too how I've been dying to see that movie can't wait God I went into it I held onto those seats so I jump I jump at places where you're not supposed to jump

oh boy I was like did she hold you I think she made it to where it made me feel like I was holding her but really she was holding me I was that scared scariest movie ever seen let's go around the room here think about this What movie had the most profound effect on you? Scariest movie. Let's go over to Amy.

Amy, what do you think here? I'm just going to the first one that came into my head and it was Cape Fear. Cape Fear? Have you ever seen it? I don't even know what that is. Oh, wow. It's scary. What is Cape Fear?

Well, Cape Fear, it's like a, that's like a river or Cape or something. And is it Robert De Niro that's in it? I don't know. I just remember it being like really, really scary as a kid. My sister was watching it. So you don't remember, really. Well, I know that there's a house and a guy and like a murder. Oh, there's a house and a guy.

And there's a cape. And there's a cape. But Cape Fear, yes. I just to Google exactly how I happen. But that one who scared me when I was a kid, I shouldn't have been watching it. There was like a boat. Oh, she remembered all the things now. Guys, there was oxygen.

There were stars in the sky. There was a tree. There's a tree. I think I swear there was a tree. Lunchbox scariest movie. There was trees. Candyman was real bad. Children of the corn was awful. Oh, my, that was terrifying when I was younger.

What's children on the corn about? Oh, it's a small town, and they get lost in the corn. I mean, it was like... Nobody remembers what the movies about. Was there corn? No, it's in a small town. So the cornfield is where they hide, and that's where the children disappear, if I'm remembering correctly. And it was so scary that I was just like, I'm never going near a cornfield in my life.

So I stopped eating corn right then. He's not how to bite a corn since. Any Freddie Kruger, Jason movie, those were terrifying And no teeth, Keith May as watch them all What about you? 28 days later? About a disease? A disease?

Yeah. That's not that scary. That's real life. Bobby's scared of it. Oh, are you telling me this stuff ain't real? Children of the corn, probably not. Probably not real, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Mike Myers.

Wait, is that his name? That's Halloween. Yeah. Children, I mean, 28 days later is about this disease that goes around and people getting it and turning into zombies. That could really happen. Yes, it probably has happened. Eddie, you have one?

Mine would be the nightmare in Elm Street. Which is crazy to think about if you can't fall asleep. If you fall asleep, something's going to happen to you. And you can't fight sleep forever. Correct. I've been trying for the last six weeks on this TV show. What, Amy? Literally, I should not have been watching Cape Fear as a child.

Why did you Google what it is? A convicted rapist. Release from prison after serving a 14-year sentence, the family of the lawyer who originally defended him. That's good. For a nine-year-old, yeah. No wonder you forgot it.

Robert De Niro. Yeah, I probably didn't understand exactly what was happening. Amy's a nine-year-old kid watching Pretty Woman. And Cape Fear. What's going on there? What's going on there?

What's going to have an over in the Amy household? It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. Corey Canable is a relief picture for the Milwaukee Brewers and they're in the playoffs right now and he gets a certain amount of tickets per game. They're at home and he's like, what can I do to reward some of the fans? So he gives away his allotment of tickets to the police department.

He says it's my way of giving back to say thank you to them and they can come enjoy some playoff baseball. That's cool. And playoff tickets too, which are really hard to get. Yeah, it's a good one. That's what's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Hey, it's Bobby Bones here. Best Fiends announcement. You need this game in your life, folks. It's the mobile game that everyone's talking about. If you still haven't played Best Fiends, you know, what are you waiting for? People that play this game love it. Just read all the reviews in the Apple App Store or Google Play, and you'll see it's consistently rated five out of five stars. There's no coincidence.

No other mobile game is like it that I've seen. And once you play it, like our listeners, I do think you'll love it, collect tons of characters, saw thousands of puzzles, you'll probably be obsessed with it. Very soon, one of your friends or family will tell you about the game, but you'll already know because you heard me talk about it. Hey, stop crushing candy. That's so 2015. Play best fiends. You won't regret it. As a matter of fact, you may tweet me or send me a Facebook message and actually thank me for it. Download best fiends for free on the Apple App Store or Google Play right now. That's Friends Without the R Best Fiends. Again, Friends without the R, Best Fiends.

Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Bobby bones. Let's go. I'm translating. Thank you for waking up with us. Let's go over to Amy now with the Morning Corny. As always at this time, set your watch by it, set your alarm by it, prepare to laugh. The Morning Corny!

Did you hear about the guy that went to therapy for his fear of hurdles? No, I did not hear about the guy who went to therapy for his fear of hurdles. Well, he got over it. Come on. We all like that one. That was the Morning Corny. That was pretty good. The Bobby Bones show.

I'll play you a quote from a famous comedy. Just name the movie. I mean, there's a piece of pie, and it's easy as that piece of pie. This game. It's easy as pie. Love it, because I love to laugh, so I know all these. All right, our players today are. We're going to bring everybody in the mix here.

Amy, who sits to my left, co-hosts for almost 15 years, and comedy fan Actually tells the morning corny Just told one And we all clap It's fantastic Yeah, I'm a comedian Age 37

You're not a comedian Age 37 Just gonna set in the stage here I'm also bringing in Morgan number two Who's gonna know A different generation of movies Wow Age 25

She's our head of digital Good morning Morgan number two Good morning Are you a comedian? No I'm not I'm gonna bring in lunchbox age 37

Yeah Fan of comedy movies I love comedy movie I love to laugh and I'm a pretty funny dude myself. I'm not a comedian, but I'm funny. And over to my right. You're about to say my age, right?

Our video producer, 51. Our video producer. 39, come on. Our video producer, Eddie, so everybody write it down? Okay. If you miss it, you're eliminated. Last one standing wins. It's cutthroat here on the comedy show.

Here we go. No, he just said words. Ready, name this movie. So you're telling me there's a chance. Yeah! There you go. Can you name it by that clip? Our 25-year-old Morgan number two has no idea what this movie is.

Her face looks so long. You're telling me there's a chance. Yeah! I'm in for the win. I'm in, Bones. Amy? I'm in. Morgan number two.

I know that quote. I have no idea what movie that is. We're going to come over to you. Amy, what is your answer? Dumb and Dumber. Morgan number two? I don't have anything. Oh, caliminating.

Ah, youngster. Lunchbox. Dumb and dumber. Eddie? Dumb and dumber. There we have it. Sorry, Morgan number two is, it's quick. As easy as pie, Morgan number two.

I knew that quote. You got kicked off the first week of Dancing with the Stars. I know, I know. All right, ready. Name this comedy movie. Gellie Clarkson. I'm in. Oh, Eddie's eyes got bit.

I'm playing again. Here we go. Gary Clarkson! I'm in for the win. I'm in. Amy, what do you have? 40-year-old virgin? Lunchbox? 40-year-old virgin!

Eddie? Stepbrothers. Dang it. He gone. And then we have two remaining. Ready? Name this comedy clip. A center for ants!

How can we be expected to? teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building. What? Amy and Lunchbox both look confusing. I'm in. Oh, wow. This to me, this scene made me laugh so hard in this movie. Center for Ants!

How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building? I can honestly say I have no idea. I've never seen that movie. I've never heard that quote in my life. Lunchbox? I put Zoolander just because it sounds like Ben Stiller. Wow!

How did you do that? I've never seen the movie. I love myself. I love myself right now. Amy? I have Zoolander, but I thought I was about to win. Yeah, they're showing him a replica. And he's like, this is the school?

And he knocks it over. He's just really dumb, right? Yeah, he's really dumb. He's a model. He's like, this is a center for ants? Kids can't fit in there. Okay. Lunchbox is nice for you, buddy.

Now, I name this one. It's a big, hairy American win. machine. If you ain't first, you're last. Name that comedy movie. It's a big, hairy American winning machine. If you ain't first, you're last. I am in for the win. Amy is staring off into space right now. She's not going to have it.

Amy needs to write an answer down. I'm in. Go ahead. Dodgeball? Oh. Lunchbox for the win. Talladega Nights. Yeah. According to a new season.

study, there's a point in our life where it actually gets easier. That age is 44 years old. So at age 44 is when you finally stop being overwhelmed with stress about things like your job and your finances and you can start relaxing and enjoying life. Finally. Okay. Yeah, right? Can't wait. Really, though. I can't. Eddie, you're closest. Oh. Thanks, Amy. Shots fired. The study found that people stress out in their 20s over things like finding a job, saving money, and dating. People stress in their 30s like moving up in the career and starting a family. Then in your 40s, you worry about things like finding a work life balance. And you start to go, I've kind of found the balance.

And now, let's just see what happens. But yeah, I'm in my 30s now. So it says, what's my stress? Moving up in a career and starting a family. Yeah? You're right there. I don't know if I'm stressed. Okay, you too?

Eddie and Amy relax for a second. That's it. That's where you're at. Hold on. I don't know if I'm stressing about starting a family. family. Like I'm thinking about it, but I don't know if I'm stressing. Because I got a little time. What's unfair is that me as a man, I can make babies. Yep. Until you're 90. I mean, easy there. I'm not trying to be George Burns having kids. Well, I mean, we've seen it happen. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, I think, when am I supposed to get married at lunchbox? Like December next year? Yeah, December next year, 2019. I don't have a girlfriend yet, but still, that's the date. I've got the chapel. Oh, do you? This is like Bobby's vision board. It's the super secret. It's the secret, but I'm really projecting it out there. Jam, lunchbox. Oh, yeah.

Mega millions is up to $900 million. $900 million. That's the biggest one ever? I don't know. It's like second biggest ever, I believe. Has there been a $1 billion dollar mega million? See, I get it confused because there's mega millions and then there's the other one. And one of them has been a billion dollars.

So, I mean, tomorrow night, guys, can we just be honest, though? There's no difference to us if it's $5 million or $900 million. I know. Yeah, $895 million difference. I know, but people are like, well, I'm going to play now because it's $300 million. No, no. $7 million would completely rock your life and change it. Why would you not play then?

But yes. I'm just telling you, $900 million, and I have already started thinking about how I'm going to spend it. Yeah, what's up? First. Oh, I'm buying a boat. For sure. You can buy a lake. Can I buy a jet for that?

Yes. Oh, yeah, buddy. No more commercial airlines for me. I'll be flying private. What up? Have you ever flown private? No. Do you just want to buy it just to see?

Heck yeah. Because I see all the celebrities doing it with $900 million. I'm going to be on their level. Yeah, you could buy a jet. Lunchbox would totally be the private jet poster. Well, you can actually go. There are services that let you rent a private jet, not for flying, but just to get in and take pictures. Really?

You can go to the airport and get in the jet and take all your pictures and not have to actually lift up. That's kind of smart. I like that business idea. Hashtag blessed. $900 million. $900 million. I mean, get ready, because I'm just going to let you know, will the show go on without me if I don't come in Monday? Yes.

Okay, because if I win, don't expect me Monday. Tuesday, I'm probably not going to be here. Wednesday, just wait for me if I don't show up, don't be surprised. Okay. Yeah, I'm putting you on notice. Thursday. Okay, stop it.

We've been on notice. We got it. Well, you know, Thursday, hold off on the bonehead if I don't show up. Just skip it. Wait for Friday? Yeah. But what about Friday? Friday, there's a good chance.

I won't be here. Okay. Will you come in at all? You know, that's 2BD. 2BD. You mean TPD? TBD. whatever. And when you got $900 million, you don't care about sayings, you make up your own saying.

But you don't have $900 million and you're still making up your own saying. I'm already practicing. That's 2BD, you boys. Yeah. And then that following Monday, I'm probably going to be on vacation. Okay. Yeah. It's tonight.

You buy tickets? No. Yeah, well, you can buy them today or tomorrow. But the drawing is tomorrow night, Friday. And it's $2 a ticket. And if you're nice to me, when I win, I may cut you a little piece. All right? You're jumping in, right?

Oh, yeah, you better believe it. No, I'll jump in. I'm in too. Yeah. I'm in for more than that, though. Oh, more than 20? How much more than 20? I don't know you're going to say how much you put up there.

Oh, sorry. I'm in, I'm in, though. That's quite the investment right there, 20 bucks? I thought you weren't gambling. Your wife was letting you go. That's not gambling. That's the lottery. Stop it.

Exactly. Amy, what's up with you? Oh, nothing. I'm kind of feeling phomo because I'm not going to be able to get on this lottery with y'all. I know. It's all right. You just won't lose money. See, you can't be negative attitude if you're going to win the money.

Yes, you can. Your negative attitude has nothing to do with the numbers that are drawn. And just so you know, I'm switching up my strategy. I'm going to buy tickets today. Usually I wait till the day of and go to small towns, I'm going today. Day early, that way the numbers get in the computer and they know which ones to draw. Got it all figured out, fuck. Yeah, I'm in.

Anyone else in? I'm going 20. I'm in. Ray Monday, you win with that to now? I'm going for 20. Yeah. Lushes in. Morgan number two, do you have any money?

Yeah, I have 20. You want to go ahead? Yeah, I will. Can somebody spot me? No, Amy, I've done this for you every time. And you don't pay me back sometimes. Amy? She only pays you back if you win.

I'm good for it. I'm good for it, I promise. There are times where I'll put money in the lottery for Amy. She's like, just cover me. I'll cover her. That way, if she wins, she wins the money, but then she never pays me back. So then she's no covering. Amy, that's shady.

Oh, come on. You know I'm good for it. Come on. It's like she's talking to. Please. Please. I got to get in on this. Mike D, you want to get in or no?

No, Mike D is the only smart one in the room. Okay, let's gather our money. And lunchbox is going to go buy tickets tonight? Yeah. Okay, all right. All right, here's another episode of, What's wrong with people? What's the wrong with people?

A franchise owner of a North Carolina Wendy's says one of the employees called a customer Chubby on an order on a receipt. You know how you write down the name? Oh, no. I had to fire them. It's not funny. It's not funny. One, it's mean.

Two, why would, why? You're jeopardizing your job. Like, just not a smart move. News Outlaws report that the restaurant group issued a statement saying they apologize because Jimmy Shoe was a, that, that was a customer, apologize to the customer, Jimmy Shoe. Poor Jimmy Shoe, living his life. Man. Goes to Wendy's.

Tries have burger and fries. Square burger. And sometimes you just want a square burger. Yes. And all of a sudden, they wrote, the receipt listed his name is Chubby, which was an attempt to make fun of his weight. He said, don't laugh. That's not funny.

It's mean? I had a bad breath there. Excuse me? I said a deep breath in it. Got caught. He says another employee has only called that Chubby to alert and the order was ready too. Like when you go, hey, order number 23, they went like this. They grabbed their seat.

Order of Chubby? Oh, yeah, because they don't know. They just see the receipt. That could be true. What's wrong with people? What's wrong with people? I was reading it. Don't laugh.

It's such a stupid thing. Why would they do that? One, again, what are people are mean? Kendall Jenner. Which one is she, Amy? Kendall, she is the model. She's like the runway model.

The younger one of the two sisters? Or is Kylie younger? He doesn't matter. Kylie's the youngest. She's the older of the Jenners. Kendall Jenner reveals she made a fake Instagram profile to check up on ex-boyfriends. I guess my question is,

why can't you just do it from your real profile? As long as you don't click the heart. you go look at whatever you want I guess you're just being proactive against accidentally clicking the heart I look at a lot of people's stuff and just don't click the heart just don't push it, don't comment

go ahead yeah you know how I described Kendall Jenner and the family she's the most natural looking her and Courtney like she's the one she has an alter like Kylie completely transformed her body like head to toe doesn't even look the same

but Kendall has looked the same the whole time Which one has the kid? Does Kendall have the kid or does Kylie? I don't know. Kylie. Kylie has Stormy. I'm basically talking about Instagram here and you guys are going up on the gendal. Sorry.

Well, I'm going to say, well, you look as a, Kendall is a good looking young lady. Yeah, she's beautiful. That's why she's a model. Yeah, Papaw. That's the thing. I'm just saying. They're all kind of hot. Okay, lunchbox sounds like, so I was checking out different Instagram profiles,

maybe even it was on Morgan number two's page or something, and I was looking at some of the comments. and there are some creepy old men that are like, keep posting, you're gorgeous. Wait, to Morgan Everett? Yeah. And it was Hillary. One of the, I can't remember exactly whose page it was. Regardless, the point is some people are on Instagram. They're like these old men and these are young girls and they are on there, like, telling

him that keep posting and they're so beautiful and keep it up. I wish people would post that on mine. Yeah. I mean, I know you're hating, but nobody posts that on mine. No, no, no, no. No, I'm like, hey, beautiful. Keep posting these pictures. No, no, no, I'm not hating. They're always like, you suck it dancing.

Get off the show. That's every coming in mind. No, I'm like, lunchbox is going to grow up to be one of these men, and I click on their page, and they're definitely old. And then they've got pictures of them, like, with their grandkids. And I'm like, if your granddaughter knew you were commenting on Morgan number two's page 25. Ew. Ew. Ill.

Do old guys ever, Morgan number two is our head of digital. She's 25. She runs all of our social media and our website. Do older men ever slide into your DMs and be like, what's up? I don't think so, not that I've seen. You should let me look in your DM. I don't think they know how to DM. Amy, they're not a hundred.

Amy, and I don't understand how we got from creepy old men, like from my comment to creepy people. You said these generers, they're fine-looking young ladies. I mean, have you our Google Imster? I know what she looks like. Have you ever typed her into the internet and seen what she looks like? Have you ever done www. Google and typed her name in and hit internet and seen what comes up? Yes.

That's what these guys are like. They're like, keep posting these pictures on your Instagram. You are beautiful. Have you ever got on Ask G's and Askedies to show a picture of her? That's old school. That's old school. Okay. Whatever.

Whatever. What really have you? I know what she looks like. Okay. Yeah. That's why she makes so much money because they're hot. Yeah. She deserves it.

It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. Okay, this story is so amazing. So there's this couple, Julie and Rich Morgan, and they lived in this town in Indiana called Battle Creek for a long time, and they fell in love with this pizza place, Steve's Pizza. It's something they did every Friday night. Even when money was tight, it was sort of their treat because Friday was payday.

Well, fast forward about 20 years and they have moved three and a half hours away from there that pizza is still something that they think about but Steve came down with cancer and I'm sorry, Rich Steve's pizza is the name of the place. Rich came down with cancer and only has days to live and the family stuck at the hospital. So the wife calls Steve's pizza

and they offer to drive the pizza three and a half hours so that they can have a last pizza meal as a family together and they don't even, they don't want. want payment for gas, for pizza, nothing. They went at like 2 a.m. I mean, that's like customer service next level above and beyond. It's just like human. It's yes. It's super human connection. I mean, when the wife called, I don't really know what she was expecting, but she probably was just like, oh gosh, you know, this is what we're dealing with right now. Is there any way we can get this pizza? And the manager straight up was like, boom, I got you. Yeah, that's like awesome and sad.

but all the feels Yeah That's good though Good for them I mean that's what it's all about right there Thank you Amy That was tell me something good Folks it's your buddy and mine

Mr. Bobby Bones This is the Bobby Bones Tomorrow dolly Parton's in Tomorrow the Friday morning dance parties Tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow only a day away You know I tried to watch Little Mermaid last night I still I've never seen it

And I'm dancing to it on Monday night But it doesn't exist on Netflix And it's not on Google whatever the Google services connected to my TV It might be on iTunes But I don't have to think about that Yeah I don't have to connect to my TV

So I was gonna watch it Still haven't seen it Because I danced and practiced To that song all day yesterday For dancing with the stars I was showing Eddie My practice video just now I'm the prince

And I have to like look like a prince And like dance like dance like prince How's a prince dance? I'd rather dance like Prince the singer Just keep your back straight Yeah I know right But I want to be like Raspberry Beret

Or like, not, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's not Disney. I know. But how funny would it be if I came out as prince instead of a prince? And they'd be like, ah, I think you got the... Bobby, I really know what kind of prince you were going for there. I'm confusing which prince you were, but it was a good dance well done.

What's my score, Lynn? Negative 20. Oh, great. Did that? I got a haircut yesterday? Try to get a prince a princy haircut Like my haircut It's shorter though

Oh very royal Yeah I got a message from Amy At like 10 o'clock last night Amy texted me late last night Oh well because I was just up at the hospital And I had watched your

MC Hammer can't touch this video I came across it on my Instagram again And I mean I saw it live And then I even watched it the next day And here I was like three days later Watching it again and I swear I watched it like three times in a row and I just smiled the whole time.

And so I just wanted to text you because you are saying you're having fun and I'm like, this is so true. You're having fun. Like you're living your best life right now. Like my favorite part is when you got on the judge's table. I couldn't stop watching it. I was just so happy for you. Yeah.

Maybe I just needed to live through you for a minute. But it was like the highlight of my night. Yeah. I should have been asleep last night. So my dance partner would come over to the house. So we're going to watch Little Mermaid. I ordered food and we're just going to watch it. Couldn't get it.

And so I was up working and Amy texted me like 10. I was like, what? Uh-oh, because Amy's dad's sick. And I was like, I got a 10 o'clock text from Amy. And it's like, L.O.L. MC Hammer. I'm like, what? Because I still can't believe you're on dancing with this dog. I know.

I watch it. And I'm like, okay, this is real. And so I watch it again. And I'm like, this is crazy. But then I watch it again. And I smile the whole time for you because you're having fun and you're like outside of your comfort zone. and you're killing it, and it's awesome. I steal all the shoes.

I told you guys that, right? Yeah. I've seen them at your place. I'm gonna have to pay for them. You are? I think so. You don't get to keep the wardrobes. I love wardrobe.

Probably freaks out of it. Have you seen Bobby's shoes? Like, where are they saying? Bobby! Bobby! I talk to wardrobe and they don't know where your shoes are at. But you're good dancers. Well done.

But Lynn, I'm dancing. It's not about shoes. But what's my score? I give you negative 500. Oh, come on, Lynn. Well done, though. Well done. Whatever.

Gotta go back today and dance. For seven hours, I've practiced today. How much money do you think you're going to know for those shoes? I don't know. I have no idea what dance shoes cost. Amy, how's your dad? Anything new happening? Well, he did get chemo, which was huge.

We were waiting because he couldn't get it last week. So yesterday got it. Because hemo day is always a little bit rough because it's just a lot. It's a lot going on. And you have to, anytime I go over to help him when he's getting that, I have to put double layer gloves on to touch him because the chemo is so strong. Really? I mean, this is with anybody, any chemo is strong. But it just was weird because I just, I'm like, God, this is powerful stuff going through his body and they don't want me to touch it.

And then the nurse even told me last night, which I never did this with my mom or anything. And nobody's ever told me this. But she said, yeah, even once he finishes treatment, like two weeks after he's home, you should probably wear gloves at home. or when you're touching his clothes because they've touched his body. I mean, it's coming out of his sweat glands everywhere in his body. It makes sense, though. It makes sense, but I hadn't ever really thought about it. And I'm like, whoa, this is powerful stuff.

So I'm thankful we got chemo, but he's just poor guy. Like, it's just not great for him right now. Well, and that's why I'm hesitant to reach out to you and talk about trivial things, like the reality show that I'm on. No, I want you to because that's a good distraction for me. Hello. I'll text you and be like, hey, listen, I'm thinking about you, whatever you need. I'm kind of underwater here with everything flying back and forth to California in the show.

But again, we talk about my dumb MC Hammer dance. And then Amy's dad's in the hospital, getting chemo, you know? Yeah, but I love it. And he's, I mean, he would, if he wanted to talk, honestly, we're at that point of radiation because he's having his throat radiated. So that's like basically getting your throat fried. Like, he doesn't want to talk. but I mean I show him things and it's a good distraction for him. He may not remember it five minutes later or I may show him you dancing and he'll think

you're fishing. He's so confused. A lot of viewers think that they're like, why is this weird guy fishing on TV? No, no, that's me dancing. Yeah. Sometimes he doesn't know what's going on, but sometimes he gets it. So it's a good distraction. I don't, I get it.

And it's life. And everyone has crap going on. Like, it's fine. But I love that you're in Dancing with the Stars right now because it's a welcomed treat. I'm just holding eye on my fingernails on this show. The only reason they're moving through is because our listeners. Like we together are, this team of us in this room

and the listeners that listen to the show, we can single-groupedly make someone win this show. I fully believe it. I'm trying as hard as I can. Like, I'm working longer than any other contestant. I'm far less gifted in dance or trained. But we together, as a team, team could actually win this show.

Not in my dance skills, but just as a movement. I really believe that. We need to look at it as strong as what. Like a grassroots, like underdog movement. And I mean, hello, we saw it happen when you were up for Radio Hall of Fame. And Ryan Seacrest was up there. And our listeners totally came through and voted the heck out of you. Yeah.

Is that a possible? Is that possible voted the heck out of you? Yeah. They voted the heck out of you. I was watching your Insta story, and you took your kids with you to Austin, and the fact they have tennis rackets in their backpack when they travel, even though they don't play tennis, it's hilarious to me. Yeah.

They have backpacks, and their tennis rackets are like they're traveling tennis players. They look like, yes, they look like they're headed to some major tennis, you know, tournament and we travel for it. What's the story for that? Well, so they have, so Andy, this guy Wyatt, who's Andy Roddick's like CFO. for his Anderotic Foundation. He plays tennis a lot. And he has come to Nashville a few times because he's from Tennessee and given them two tennis lessons.

That's it. Well, he is based in Austin and they know he lives here. And so we have no idea if we were even going to see why or anything. But before they left, they're like, we better take our tennis records because that's where he lives. And we might get to, like, play. So, I mean, they just, they like to. It's funny. They like to.

Like they're on the ATP. Yeah. Right on the escalator with their search rackets and their backpacks. They don't want to miss an opportunity to, you know, play tennis. So, yeah, I love that they're into it. And it's so cute. You're right. It was cute.

I'm like, oh, look at them with their little rackets. It's funny you bring up Andy Rodic, who's a really close friend of mine. And we're going to go to his event, like November 1st, it's Andy Rodic Foundation event. And Dirk's just playing it. And so I got a text from yesterday. He's like, hey, can you do this? And I was like, whatever you need. So just doing some charity stuff.

and he was like, hey, who do I put as your plus one? He's also trying to figure out of him dating. He's fishing. He's fishing. I love it. He was like, who do I put down as your plus one? And I was like, yeah, I just put it down as Bobby Plus Guest. And he was like, hmm, all right. Come on.

Come on. Trying to keep that on lock. Well, would you take said person to something like this? I don't know. You know? Maybe. I don't know. We'll see.

Okay. I mean, Eddie's out tweeting, like, I don't know I'm the only one who doesn't know who Bobby's been going out with. I'm just one with our listeners now. You were the only one that was offered the information first. And I turned it down like an idiot. And you turned it down. So dumb. You know, last night was the first episode of, well, it's not Roseanne anymore.

It's the Connors. Amy, you know, because Roseanne got in trouble and they fired her. And then it was the first episode. And it pretty much had the same amount of viewers as the last episode when it went off. It had 10.5 million viewers, number one, debut the season. How long do you think it lasts, though? Do you think it fades or do you think people stick with it? I wouldn't have thought it would have been as strong as it was.

Honestly, I was like, oh, reboot. It would be pretty good, but not great. And it was great. I don't know. I have no sense of it. But I was surprised to see it that high, to see the main character not on it, and it still do 10 million people. Yeah, good for them for keeping it going and those people didn't all lose their job, I guess.

That's exciting for them because a lot of them, man, they were just chilling at home. Were they? I mean, like, say, at the house. You don't know what they were doing. They could have started like business. Like, come on. Darlene, what was she doing? She was actually on the talk every morning.

Yeah. She executive produces the show and she's out. What about? I'm done. I'm not going down this pathway. I'm done. What about Becky? I don't know on lunch.

I haven't talked to her lately. Exactly. I do want to keep to focus on lunchbox for a second. Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. You told us this week, was it early this week? Yes, yeah, it was earlier this week. You were playing a board game with your mother-in-law.

Yep. And the game was called Aggravation And you were mad Because she was helping Your wife win She was kind of like Sorry where you can knock them

And they have to go back to the beginning Like if you hit their piece When you land on their spot And she was doing everything she could Not to knock her daughter off Because I can't do that to my baby It's just mean And so you get so mad

And you say what to her Are you blanking Kidding me And you've never cursed like that in front of her No never It was just a boiled up emotion of frustration because if you're going to play the game,

play it to win. Like, play and knock everybody off. Play it like it's supposed to be played. Don't play. It just... Or it's just something to spend time with the family with it. I understand that.

Then we can sit there and just stare at each other. But if we're going to be playing a game... The point is to win and to... It's funny when you knock someone off. Ah, ha, ha, ha, you got to go back to the start. Like, that's the point of the game. And here we go again. We start talking about...

Relax. Take a breath. Take a breath. Calm down. So, did you reach out? to her. I reached out to her. And you said what? I sent her text and I said, hey, we good? Question Mark? And then did she respond?

Three hours later? Got a text. Sure. Oh, you're not good. First of all, you shouldn't have texted. He should have called. Yeah. How was the deal?

I know, but I just wasn't, I mean, I didn't know if it was enough time passed. I wanted to feel out the waters before I even talked to her. I just, you know, because if she says, ha, ha, ha, or sends me an emoji or something, I thought, okay, then we're good. A moose. And I was expecting a poop emoji. And I was expecting a text a little bit quicker back. She took three hours, so... That's because she didn't, she wasn't into it.

If I, and if I don't respond for three hours, something's up. That means I'm really irritated. I'm pretty quick on my phone, most of time. Unless I don't want to respond. Yeah. And then I'm kind of sending a message. Mm-hmm.

You know what I mean? I would call her. So what's today's Thursday? Um, me, by like Tuesday or so of next week, call her. You telling me a we good message isn't good enough? No. We good? Aye.

We good? Sure. Eggplant emoji. No. What? Oh. Hey, I got, hey. That would have taken five hours of her party.

She wouldn't know what that means, I don't think. I don't even know what that means, really. Didn't leave it. Okay. Lexbox, it means it means that you get in your proper dietary or something. Send it to her. Yeah. Send it to her right now.

Be like, how about now? We good? It means I'm sorry. Hungry. Well, let us know. Okay, and I'm going to ask, like, maybe we've got a gift card's in there, maybe we can send her some flowers. No, no, no, no, just have a human conversation. Okay.

Orange is the black is ending on Netflix. Orange is the new black? Yeah, whatever it's called. I say, orange is the new black. Thank you. What did I say? Orange is the black. Yeah, I think everybody got that.

Big Bang Theory is ending this year. Game of Thrones is ending. Homeland is ending. I haven't watched Homeland in a long time, and I still love that show. Yeah. Veep is ending. Orange is the new black is ending. Oh, Veepe is so good. Is it?

Yes, so funny. Would I like it? Yes. Yeah. And the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Lots of this shows are ending. You know what else is ending? What?

Modern family. It is? Yeah. I didn't know that. It's going bye-bye. Stacy and Arkansas. How are you? Stacy?

Hey, how are you? This is funny. Really good. What's happening? I just wanted to call. I'm a first time caller, but I listen to you guys every morning with my kids and everything. And thank you for all that you guys do. Oh, thanks.

We appreciate that. Yeah, go ahead. Far be it for me to chop you from complimenting us. We'll take this. We love it. Go ahead. Yeah, but we love the games that you guys play, and it's kid-friendly, so it's great. Well, I appreciate that. And all seriousness, like, I know that you have 10,000 things you can be doing in the morning and listen to any radio show or any TV show, and the fact that you spend five minutes with us is really cool to us.

So thank you very much. Where do you love in Arkansas? I live in Clarksville. I know it well. Do you know that? Do you know I'm from Arkansas? Do you know that? Did you?

Did you know how from Arkansas? Did you? I think we lost her. Are you there? Yeah, did you go through a tunnel? No, I travel a lot for my job, so I'm actually on my way to Boonville this morning. Very familiar with it. What were you saying?

Even my daughter, we watched Anthem of the Stars for seasons and seasons. And when she found out that you were on there, she's like mall's voting for him. Well, thank you. Well, sincerely, I was joking with you, but I really appreciate you calling and thanks for listening. Tell her, I say hello too, okay? Absolutely. You guys have a great day. Yeah, see you later. Appreciate that. Tyler, who is stationed in Virginia right now.

Hey, Tyler, what's up, buddy? What's going on, Bobby? Hey, what are you doing over in Virginia? What's your job? I'm an L.S. I'm on an LHT5, USS the time. Everything you just said, I'm not cool enough or smart enough to know what you just said. I'm just going to be honest with you. I can play it cool and be like, that's cool, man, thanks for calling.

I have no idea what you just said. I'm sure it's awesome and manly and strong. Yeah, I know there's a lot of jobs in the Navy and a lot of civilians don't understand them. It's okay. So what are you on? An LHC5. Which is a boat? Yeah, it's a ship.

It's sort of like a carrier. Okay. It's like an Uber for the Marines. Now we're talking. See, now you're talking in my language where I can understand because I'm pretty done with this. Okay, well, hey, let me say this. I appreciate you serving and being out there and looking out for us. That's a big deal to us here in the studio.

We appreciate you, bud. Thank you for the sport, man. Hey, I got a question for you. So now that you're on dancing with the stars, what is a typical day look like for you? Because I know that's a big production, and you have to manage the Bobby Bone show as well. So I was wondering what your day looks like.

Yeah, I'm the only one working full, full time of the entire cast. I have a full-time everyday job, which, by the way, which is that just personifies what I have to work. Like, my whole life I've been the worker. So I wake up at three, if I'm in Nashville, one, if I'm in Los Angeles. So I do the show, I wake up at three, get on the air at five, go to 10, here till 11 or 12, practice till 7 or 8 p.m. Try to find food. They ship food up to the dance studio now because I forget to eat sometimes.

Go to bed about 10 or 11 and then wake up again at 3 and do it again. Now, that being said, on show days, like on a Sunday, we go up and we rehearse at the theater. On Monday, I do the radio show and we do full dress rehearsal. You do the whole show before it even goes on the air. You do the show, it doesn't get taped, but they need to see it all in full clothes and everything. So everyone's there. You do the full show exactly as is commercials. The only thing we don't see are the packages.

They don't let us watch those. The little videos before y'all dance. Because if we get mad at it, we would go to the producer and be like, no, no, no, don't put that in there. Oh, right. So when they say it's live, it's actually live? It's live. It's 100% live. Oh.

So we do the whole dress rehearsal. And then if you, because I suck. and when I do that, I never hit it right, and I'm just grabbing straws going, please make the real show good. And so by the time the show comes up, you're kind of tired, but the adrenaline starts to hit again.

So that's what it's like. Does that answer your question? Yeah, thank you, Bobby. I appreciate it, man. Thanks for taking time. What's that, wait, what's today look like for you? What about you?

A couple of day for me, I wake up about 4 o'clock in the morning, go to work, and then I'm off normally about one or two. What time you go to bed? Repeat that? My time you go to bed. Probably about eight or nine. I'm a girlfriend now, and she makes me go to bed early.

That's what I'm talking about. I'm going to get one of those one day. Hey, really appreciate what you do. Thank you so much, buddy. Thank you, Bobby. Appreciate you, guys. Have a good day. See you later.

Amy, I'm in this weird place. Like, I sit here and I have all these notes about things I want to talk about. And, like, once a show maybe I plan to talk about dancing with the stars. But everybody's calling about it and tweeting about it. I never want to do too much of it, you know? But then people are calling about it. What do I do? I mean, if they're calling about it, I don't feel like it's too much.

I think if it was too much, I honestly would tell you. I feel like it's a huge part of your life right now. And what we do on this show is talk about life. And I mean, people are along for the ride with you on this. They're watching every week. They're supporting. I mean, I kind of want to talk about it. So it's fine.

Okay. Just making sure, like, I don't come in going wait until today, folks. I got a lot of stories to tell you. Right. Yeah, that's not really not it at all. You know, I want to talk about it's. Keith Urban for a second. I love Keith Urban. Probably favorite or one of my favorite humans in country music.

So when his new record comes out, he sends us all signed copies of it. He's like, Hey, Bobby, say, give this to Eddie, give this to Amy. And so we all have a sign, but he forgot to sign one for Lunchbox. And this is weeks ago, right? Yeah, weeks ago. So Lunchbox comes on the air and tries to start a fight with Keith Urban. But you can't do that. That's like starting to fight with, like, a cousin that I really like, you know?

He started it. he just forgot, right? Okay. And so then Lunchbox comes on, throws the Hissy Fit, and so Keith sends another batch of signed records up for everybody, again, except Lunchbox. To be funny. I love it. Then he's sending people that don't even really work for the show records inside of our box just to rub it in.

And so I guess he tweeted at you last night. He said, Lunchbox Sun, is it not darkest before the dawn question mark? Wax on, wax off. KU. Like his initials. So you know what that means. What? He's buying me a car.

Wait, what? Wax on? Wax on? That has to do with a car. So he's saying, be patient, your car is on the way. That is what I think. And so if he gets me a car, the beef is over. A car.

Why would you, because a turtle wax? Like, what am I missing about the waxing? That's karate kid. That's karate kid. Yeah. And what is Karate Kid doing? He's waxing a car and Karate Kid. So obviously, he's getting me a car.

Boy, you're stretching it. Yeah. So you feel like in your heart, Keith Irman is going to buy you a car. To make up for his mistake, yes. And that's what he's saying. He's saying, just wait, the car is on order. It couldn't be there with the record. Now he's ordered a car.

He didn't just go to the dealership. He's then ordered a car. Right. And they're waxing it. They're getting it ready. So it'll look nice and shiny. Okay. I am so pumped.

Don't be for that. Heavy disappointment, Central, man. Well, then tell me what that means. It means he probably has something cool he's going to do for. you now. Like it's always darkest before the dawn. That's probably what it is. Yeah, that's what I would say. Is it really the darkest before dawn? Uh-huh. Like the biggest

darkest part of night is right before it starts to get light again. So just when you think it's going to be bad, here comes a light. Boom, a car pull. I mean, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like, has he told you anything? No. Like, did he actually, like, what kind of car I would want? No. He's just... He's even spending a percent of his day thinking...

He probably didn't even tweet that. No, he did. He did. He signed his initials. Oh, he signed his initials, for sure. Because no one else can type K-U. I'm sure he wrote that. Oh, man, that's awesome. I'm getting a car from Keith Urban.

You see Derek's Bentley got all his tour people jet skis? What? See? He got Landco. They were on tour with them the whole year. And there's like 50 people. Well, in Landcoe, it's like 50 people. That's what I mean.

Yeah, Landcoe, he got all them a jet ski. He got Brothers Osmore a jet ski. That's so cool. Yeah. And Lunchbox thinks he's getting a car from Keith Urban, because he didn't get a signed record. Yeah. That is awesome.

What would you do with a car if he gave you one? Drive it. Okay, not literally. Put gas in it. I would get in the seat and grab the steering wheel and navigate it to my home. I know. I mean, what kind of question is that? Like, would you get rid of your other car?

Would you not drive it because it's special? I may not drive it because Keith Urban bought it for me. I may put it on display in my backyard. and you're knowing the yard. Who would do that? I might put it under display under a blanket in my garage? No, that's not display. Yes, and then you charge people to come out.

Keith Urban bought this car for me. He has asked me nothing about what kind of car you like. So it's just a surprise. He's just kind of, he thinks he knows me. Open the door. Come on in. No, there's nobody. Everybody look back.

All right, thank you. Until I get the car, though, boycott is on. There's no boycott. I'm playing a song literally right now. Like, literally he's playing. I know. You could be a songbird by a new bone name's scared. Yeah.

The Bobby Bones show. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. We're translating across America. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right. Ah, here he is.

Turn it up. Come, Bobby. Over to Jasmine in Michigan. Hey, Jasmine. Hi, Bobby. What's happening? Nothing. Thank you so much for taking my phone call.

Of course. What can I do for you? I have a quick question. I am going in for an interview with a ton of executives at a hospital. And I am wondering if you have any advice that you can offer with how to deal with an interview. I know you did a segment this morning. And I heard that. But is there any other advice that you can give other than asking questions and making sure you have those three things figured out from this morning? Yeah. And listen, not just interview, but any scenario. You kind of have to walk in and try to own the situation,

even if it doesn't feel comfortable. It's hard to feel comfortable in an uncomfortable setting because you're going into their world. You're going and trying to get a job. Smile. The first thing that I tell everybody all the time is smile. That smile on your face, the first impression, because people only want to hire or be around people

that make them feel better. So the most elementary thing. New Day. first date, job interview. And we talked about three hours ago, about if someone says, what's your weakness, how do you answer that question? You can go back on the podcast and hear that. Smile.

Poster. Because if you go in all droopy, you look droopy. Who wants to go and have somebody droopy work? So it's the little things that really are big things. So walk in like that. You know, put oxygen in your body, breathe, take big breaths because your blood needs oxygen and your body performs better when your blood is full of oxygen. you need hydration. I mean, it's the things you don't even think about. And then go in and own the room and ask questions and act like you're the one that's coming in. And then you're probably, people hate it when I say this. You're probably not going to get it because just odds are when you go into a job, there are 10 other people that interviewing. You've got a 1 and 10 shot, even if you're the best. Odds are you're not going to get it. But the more you're able to go in and be exposed to it, the better you're going to be the next time. So I never look at a job interview like, I'm about to get this job. I look at it as I'm going to go on an impress this person. So the next time a job,

comes open, they're like, oh, you know who I remember from that last job? So just go, do it. You're probably not going to get it, but if you do, that's awesome. And if you don't, you still learn something from it. Thank you. I'm really hoping to get it because this is like executive. Absolutely. I'm one of the five people that got chosen to take this interview.

20% chance. Odds are you not going to get it, but you can get it. You're equally able to get it. Smile, keep your posture up, walk in, own the room, ask a lot of questions. And even if you don't get it, one of my friends once said this. He said sometimes, because he'd want something. He'd want some stuff, right? And he'd pray for it.

He wouldn't get it. And he said, sometimes he'd thanks God for unanswered prayers. Oh. Yeah. It was a football game. Oh, right. Right. It's a Friday night.

It's a high school football game. You know, you familiar with the story? Yeah, yeah, I've heard it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He went there with his wife. He was with his wife. Yes, Amy. And he saw an ex-girlfriend of his.

Uh-huh. And the thing was he had always prayed. Yeah, that they'd be together. But it didn't work out. That's right. But sometimes some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. That's right. So as much as we're doing it kind of a bit here, that's true as well.

Yes, Garth is saying the truth. Yes, Garth is saying the truth. So just there's a plan for you. Oh, boy. What's up, lunch, lunch, watch. I really thought you guys had a story, and then I get it now. But it was real. It is a story.

It is a story. And he's our friends. As serious as we can be, I'm also doing a joke and being serious again. It's the one he had won it for all time. Yes. Go ahead. Got it. Go ahead. I'm sorry, Jasmine.

So how do you deal with that rejection? You don't deal with anything other than the more you get rejected, the easier it is to get rejected again. And it's not the end of the world. Because at first when you reject you, I'm not going to be able to wake up tomorrow. About the 80 second time you get rejected, you're like, oh, okay, I'm good. Like, I'm comfortable. and so my book my last book is called fail until you don't which is just you go and you get rejected and the more comfortable it gets the better you are performing so you might as well go and start getting rejected early

because sooner you start getting rejected the sooner it feels comfortable right so that's my advice are you in a school cafeteria or what like what's happening around you right now sorry I'm at the airport oh okay that's the force listen good luck really I hope you kill it and just remember like my coach Gandolph used to say even if you don't kill it and you go and you botch it you know what happens tomorrow The sun comes up tomorrow. You can be with it or you can't. That's it. It's up to you.

Could I ask you for a huge favor? Yeah, absolutely. Let me call them. Reference? No, I am coming to Nashville on Friday, November 2nd. Could I please come to your show? If I'm on Dancing with Stars, I will not be here. Okay.

And we won't, no one will be here. Because we'll all be, if it's then, that guys, that may be competing for the Miraball. We may all be in California. Oh, wins the finale. When? Everyone's like when. Yeah, put in the calendar.

Let me check my calendar. Hold on. Hold on. I have it on my calendar because I have Bobby on Dancing with Stars through November, and I have the finale on Monday the 19th, if I'm correct. Yeah, but there's like big weeks before that. You know what I mean? I know.

I have you on those weeks too. Well, listen, unanswered prayer. There he is. Just listen to the song. Listen, lunchbox. That's our friend. This is our buddy here. I got it.

I got it now. Check it out. The Bible Show. Here's Amy's Pile of Stories. So I have a few things that you shouldn't do if you win. tomorrow's mega millions jackpot. For one, don't wait to sign the ticket, do it right away, don't tell anyone, and don't automatically decide to take the lump sum, because about 70% of people who get a huge

amount of money, they blow it in a few years, so installments might be a safer bet for you. Yeah, I guess that is smarter. I will say this, that if I win, I'm tweeting it immediately. There's no not telling anyone. Yeah. I'm going to walking out the front door, I'll be tweeting it, I'm on Instast Story Live, I'm be naked, everything. Wow. Yeah, yeah. It's going zero to 100 real quick. Yeah, what else,

Amy? Okay, so this is pretty cool. Cops in Clearwater, Florida, they found a stolen Krispy Cream van, and it was loaded with donuts. Well, the store's manager said, yeah, you can keep them. I don't know. I guess they couldn't take the donuts back or something. So instead of, like, just taking them back to the precinct, sharing them with the other guys and girls, they handed the donuts out to the homeless. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Good for them. Yeah, what else? Stoll, but also, too, someone stole a Krispy Kreme van. No, I get it. I'm not even surprised.

They were hot donuts. Part of me would consider it too. We were just sitting there running. All right, what else? Okay, so the weekend's coming up, so maybe you're going to be going out on a first date. And I have, according to dating experts, things that are totally okay and you should not be ashamed to just go for and ask on the first date. Okay, you ready? Okay, go ahead.

Are you close with your family? I'm asking, because I've been just seeing somebody a little bit. You know dabbing. Yeah. I've asked that. Does you think it's okay or is it too much on the first date to feel out their family ties? No, I think it's fine. Okay.

What do you do for work? Oh, I know that. Well, I know you know that, but if you're going on a first date with someone, you may not know. Yeah, but I'm comparing me right now. I'm relating to myself as you tell the story. Okay. What about this one? Go ahead.

Who is your role model? Oh, I haven't asked that yet. Who is her role model? Do you know? Yeah. I don't know. Probably somebody cool. Hey, our photographer, Zach Massey's in here. I told you who, right?

Oh, my goodness. Oh, good, good. Oh, okay. All right, anyway. Go ahead, Amy. I just wondered. Bobby, who is your role model? And the girl you're dating.

David Letterman, Howard Stern. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I thought. Yeah, those two guys. What else? Lastly, so do you like casual dating or do you prefer long-term relationships? You better believe I'm not asking that one.

No chance. I dry heathed when Amy said that. Get out of here. It's good. No, but in all seriousness, it is good to kind of feel that out on a first date because if you're looking for something long-term and serious and the person you're out with at the moment is just looking for something casual, you don't need to waste your time. That's a first date thing.

That's like a fourth date thing. No. What? That's a first date. I do not. Some people do not need a waste time going on a second date with someone. I feel like it's okay to ask if you want kids on the first date. Yeah, that's fine.

I think I mentioned it. I don't care about that. And if you're divorced, now that we're at the age of it's a whole new layer. It's fair to put out there kids. You need to let people know if you have kids on the first date. But I still think that other questions is a little more. It's like, what are your intentions? It's like asking what are your intentions with me?

Yeah. You wouldn't get married? Maybe you don't know yet. I have this ring. Over the next three months, you're going to work for this. No, you don't do that? Okay, true, true. It is a little much.

All right. Rap City? All right, I'm Amy, that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. Bobby Boom. Yeah. Let's go over to Morgan number two. Who's going to catch us up on what's happening in country music?

Morgan number two, what's happening over there? Walker Hayes. admitted that he doesn't like to watch his interviews or even see himself at all on the screen. I like seeing Walker. He's a good-looking dude. He's got a lot of muscles, talented guy. I don't like to hear myself back. I talk for a living. I don't like to hear myself back. So I get that. What else you got? Chris Jansen shared a video of his daughter dancing along while he played the piano. No, the piano. The piano. Why, they spoke Italian. What was the other thing she said? I didn't give up. Memoir. What was, oh, a memoir. A memoir. A memoir. Yeah, yeah. What else, Morgan

number two? And Martina McBride is about to have our own Food Network show. It's called Martina's Table. It'll start on November 18th. Boy, I think that's where it's at. Getting your own food show. Right? He's just going cook. Here I am dancing for nine hours a day. You ever thought about doing the cooking show? No. Okay. Not until now. That's much easier than what I'm doing now. Amy, what's happening

today? Just hanging out with my dad and the kids a little bit here and there, but my week on repeat. Are you staying at the hospital? No, I leave at night. Like last night I left at 11 p.m. Wow. It just, yeah, I mean, he needs rest. Unfortunately, I don't get it.

They're like, he needs rest. But then every hour they've got to come in and do blood pressure and check vital. I mean, I'm just like, oh, keep waking him up. But, yeah, no, I need to leave because I won't be good to anybody if I'm not getting sleep. Lunchbox? Who, nap, nap, nap, nap. Think about that. Yeah.

And you got to buy a lottery ticket. Yeah. That's right. $900 million power ball. Yeah. What are your big plans? I leave here and go to dance practice. Yep, that's it.

Your week on repeat? Every day. Every day. I think I have seven hours of dance practice today after the show. And then I think I'm going to do the show from Chicago in the morning. Because I have a, I don't know. Maybe I don't know anymore. It's like Groundhog Day for both of us. Yours is much more serious than mine.

Oh, but yours is, I love living vicariously through you. Keep it up. I'll try. All right, everyone. Have a great day. We'll see you on Friday tomorrow. Tomorrow? Dolly?

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