The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Throws Up During His Workout + Lunchbox Changes His First Poopy Diaper + Did Mike D Get Out of the Friend Zone?

Episode Date: July 19, 2017

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Morning. Do you guys ever look at that Facebook thing where it's like five years ago, seven years ago? And it shows a picture and you feel like you're going in reverse? You're doing much cooler things, five years ago. Yes, for sure. I know, I do too sometimes. It'll be like five years ago, and it's me and a group of friends and we're hanging out.

And I'm like, dang. What was that like? I was like, I used to have friends and I used to hang out. That was amazing. Now my life's just all one big circle of I've got to catch up. Like, I have 13 dots on my calendar today. It's a lot of dots. It's too many dots.

What do you mean dots? Like, just you put little pin dots? So on the eye calendar, every dot is something you have to do. Like it's an hour. You have 13? Today's an exceptionally high day. It's a 13 dot day. Man, I don't even fill out of calendar.

That's how busy I am. But that's cool about you. Like, I like that. You've committed to your lifestyle like that. And if you're happy, that's awesome. So are you happy with these dots, though? Because it sounds like you might want less dots. Just occasionally.

Not really. I like dots. Like a 9 dot day is solid for me. Wow. A 13 dot day is a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. But you have little stuff on there.

Are some of those phone calls? Like, conference calls, meetings will be a dot. Yeah, like a thought, yeah. But still, a conference call takes an hour sometimes. I got you, man. I know. I'm not saying it's exciting. Yeah, no, I feel you.

I know what you made no idea. Lutsbox worked one day last week until like two or something, right? Oh, man, I didn't get home until 3.15 last week. And I was like, this is in pot. I don't know how Bobby does this every day because I was going to die. I thought I was going to die. I did not pull up to my house until 3.15 after leaving in the morning. And it was just like, this is miserable.

That was a rough day. You, you train yourself to do it. In the month you have it. I'm going to pass. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. Seven-year-old girl Isabella decided she wanted to do something nice for her mom. Her mother, Amanda, a non-smoker, is battling lung cancer.

So at seven, she says, hey, I want to raise money for other people battling the same disease. So she set up a lemonade stand in the neighborhood. And she called it Lemonade for Lone. Longevity because her mom who won't do the lung cancer. And so she made $4,000 in one day. Wow. Because people in the community heard about it. That's awesome.

And just came by, started donating. Yep. Man, that is awesome. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in Sterling, Virginia. Chipotle is closed after at least 13 people got sick.

Two went to the hospital. The store will be sanitized and then it's going to reopen. In other news near Atlanta, a notorious jewel thief has been caught. The 86-year-old woman was arrested at Walmart after stealing $86 worth of stuff. She's been in jail before, and she's been stealing merchandise for decades. And finally, the Iheart Radio Music Fest has been announced, September 22nd and 23rd in Vegas. Tons of stars Chris Stapleton, Thomas Red, Cole, Clay, Kesha.

Capital One pre-sale tickets start next Tuesday, and public on-sale tickets start next Friday. So here's some things. If you get cut and you don't have a bandit, you can use honey for cuts. So it's like, oh, crap, what do I do? Honey. If you get burned, you can use a potato peel. The juices in the potato keep the burn moist.

Now again, these are at-home remedies. You can duct tape a twisted ankle. Ah. So be sure to put, like, paper towels or something around your ankle first. Oh, ow, yeah. But you can duct tape, same thing as a brace. If you have a sunburn, you can put Greek yogurt on it if it's really bad because it does a lot of the same things

that the lotions do. Yeah, I've heard about milk being helpful too. So, great yogurt makes sense. And if a bee stings, you put some toothpaste on the affected area. Oh, okay. Just me looking out for you. Look at you.

You know what I do? I'm just looking out. See these two eyeballs right here? Uh-huh. Looking out. I got it. It's Bobby Balls time. Come on.

Bobby Balls. Time for your Wednesday positivity. Around the room with good news. Tell me something good. Tell me something good. They dubbed this cat tipsy because the cat was drinking anaphrase. And apparently antifreeze tastes pretty good to animals. Oh.

Got a little sweet. And you hear about it a lot. They say keep the antifreeze away from dogs and cats because they'll just drink it because it tastes good. So they said, oh, cats been drinking an antifreeze. So they give the cat vodka. And the vodka actually erases the effects of the antifreeze. It's like... What?

What counters in it? It's like anaphyze antidote. Wow. That is so interesting. I don't walk that away. The vet who knew about the chemicals in each was like, give the cat vodka, save the cat's life. Isn't that crazy? That's fascinating.

We've got to keep down for a lunchbox. Well, I'm not going to drink antifreeze. Again. Well, maybe if he has too much vodka, do we give him antifreeze? I don't know if that's how it works. I don't think you do that. Amy, you're up. Okay, so I have a story that's offering encouragement that love can be found at any age.

70-year-old Murphy and 67-year-old Lucinda. Yep. Their engagement photos are going totally viral and it's so adorable. It really is hope that you can find love even at an elderly age. They're so cute. Thank you, Dad. He just keeps on, he's got one after the other. Yeah, my dad's 76. Lining them up. His girlfriend's like, I don't know if she wants me to stay her age, but.

Well, on to the next. I think I've said it before. She's 83. Play on, play on. Lunch, folks. There was his dad in San Francisco. He's got his baby in the car. He has a parking, you know, like in a parking spot. And he's over there fixing the bottle when someone comes and snatches the baby out of the car.

Runs, gets on a city bus and is riding the bus around town. The bus driver hears the alert on little radio. Notices the guy on the bus because of the description. Calls police and keeps driving like nothing. Police board the bus. Arrest the man, get the baby back. Yeah, I just heard it. It was like an amber alert kind of thing.

Yeah. But he stayed calm, didn't like pull the bus over and be like, you're the one. He just, you know. He even skipped off. So smart. To keep it going, just in case. Isn't that crazy? That's good news.

I'm glad you could hear it. Get your bones on a Bobby Bones show. I was reading this article about going away by yourself for a vacation. Experts say it's good for you. Solo vacations give you a greater sense of freedom and make the vacations longer. I've done a few vacations by myself because for a lot of my life I've been single. I have no wife or kids now. I have a girlfriend, but even before that, I would go on vacation.

and here's what it would be. Oh, that's exciting. I'm here. Oh, this is cool. About a day later. I'm ready to go. Like, I never go and experience, like, this joy of just being free and alone. I also get very bored places very quickly.

Yes. But I remember going out. I just being like, all right. Could have Googled this. I guess I can go to a movie. No, that's basically what it goes to. Like, I'll go somewhere I'd never been before. I guess I could go to a movie now.

Let's see which Transformers is playing. And so I end up doing everything American anyway. The best age to settle down, according to research, is... 26. Yeah. Is that right? Literally 26 years old. Wow.

By 26, you've met enough people to have some solid options without waiting so long that they start pairing off without you. Now, I'm 37 years old. So that means I've had a lot of solid options. I'm solid option overload, I guess. Does that mean you've passed up your solid options? I don't think I've passed up No I don't know I think I'm still with a solid option to be fair And the solid option is not a good word

But no I don't think I've passed up I've had a lot of great people And I think who knows I may be 50 and go Look at all my solid options I agree You never know That's kind of a dirty thing huh

Have you passed up your solid options I know I'm eluding to like you may even pat Like you're not into the whole wife thing even now and you're with a solid option. That's the article saying it, not me. I took it like, do you feel like you already passed up your solid option? Did you guys take it that way or no? Like there's nothing left?

Of course. They can't go to these guys for opinions? Yes, because they agree with you on everything. No, are you kidding me? Are you serious? I mean, yes, we do agree with him. Yeah. All the time.

Bobby Bonesh. Here we go. Hollywood. Amy's 30 Second Skinny. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill have designed a line of clothing with Lucky Brands. It celebrates their career milestones and America's heritage. I checked it out. Some of it is super cute. There's even their song lyrics embroidered on some of the stuff. They've got jackets, t-shirt, jeans, hats, tote bags.

You can check out Luckybrand.com if you want to see some of the items. So Madonna got a judge to block an auction of items that she claims were stolen from her. Oh, I saw a letter. From Tupac. Well, that one and then I saw a letter where she was talking about Whitney Houston and Sharon Stone being very mediocre and they had her careers. Oh, okay.

Well, there was a letter from Tupac that he wrote her from prison. A hairbrush with some of her hair still in it, which she was particularly worried about because someone could potentially get her DNA from it. So it's kind of crazy people. What is? Jurassic Park. It could be all right with the DNA. But yeah, she just doesn't want her private stuff out of there.

So she had to get a judge to block that stuff. So nope, can't sell it. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds getting. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story up the day. This story comes to us from Missouri.

25-year-old Conrad was arrested after he was mad because his sister was getting married. He didn't like the fiancé. The wedding was coming up. She's like, what am I going to do? Kidnapped his sister and left a note for the family. Weddings off. You're never going to see us again. We're running away.

He kidnapped the sister? He kidnapped the sister. sister. He wasn't going to kill her. He just didn't want her to marry the fiance, so he's going to hold her hostage. Sounds genius. Oh, they were able to track him down using his cell phone because he never turned it off. Huh. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Do you hold her, like, to tie her up? You're your sister? Or do you just go, play it cool?

Be cool. I got you. Be cool. I know you don't get it, but trust me on that. Like, the whole brother's sister thing, because obviously he cares about her. Yeah. Like, would you do that for me? No, I just say, give me. Like I did last time, I was like, okay, whatever, Amy, trust me, you're going to regret this. Yeah, yeah. A new survey from BuzzFeed says,

okay, people think this is overrated. I'll run down their list, and then I'll come to yours. 63% say bacon is overrated. Oh. Now, remember, it must be popular to be overrated. That's the rule of overrated. Okay. Avocados at 64% are overrated.

And you know what so far? I agree with both of them. I enjoy both of them, but people freak out about both of them. Yeah. More so than I feel like they should. With bacon on it? Oh my gosh. New Year's Eve, overrated.

Completely agree with that too. Totally. I got men with this list and enjoy all these. Bachelor, bachelor, bachelorette parties, overrated. Almost 90% of people said they're overrated. 90%. Yeah. I went through prom on there, too.

Oh, yeah. I mean, it's been at least five years since I've been to prom, but prom's always, as you wait and it's going to be so awesome it's overrated good call around the room what's overrated in your mind amy something's popular and you know but you're like why is people why are they so into this in my mind i had avocado toast avocado toast yeah i don't even know what that is is that something in the vegan community that you guys talk about i should put avocado on toast

yeah yeah yeah like a lot of restaurants just start looking for it on the menu and they're going to charge you a lot to smush some avocado on a toast on a piece of toast Overrated lunchbox I hate to say this But those waffle fries from our favorite place Chick-fil-A are overrated Blastewing Everybody acts like the mic off

Turn his mic off Get him out of here But see everyone should disagree with you That's the thing Right Y'all hadn't even heard of mine Yeah no yeah We're like overrated

We never don't know what that is Amy's like Cambocha kale It's very overrower Like what? Dang it Eddie overrated This is not very popular

but I want to say In-N-Out Burger is overrated. Oh, and I'm not saying everyone's tried it, but if you have a chance to try it, don't do it. It's overrated. I agree. And I like In-Out burger a whole lot. You agree? People will drive an hour, and I'm like, it's good.

It's really, actually really good, but overrated. Yeah. I'm glad you agree with me. Okay. For me, it's Beyonce. Oh. Whoa. Yeah.

I still think Beyonce is fantastic. Good answer. But people will completely... And Adele, too. They both, they're all amazing. But are they so much better than everybody else? No. Well, with Beyonce, it's like queen.

Yes. And Adele's like the greatest of Atlanta. Both of them. You're both amazing? I think you're both fantastic. Well, you do. But to be the best ever, I just think they're both overrated. We were reading a list of things that they say is overrated.

Now, to be overrated, you must be highly rated. So bacon, they say is overrated. I would agree with that. I think there's much ado about something that's pretty good. But they have, like, bacon fed. Overrated. I would agree. Avocado. Love avocado. Love, but a little overrated if you ask me. So they have all these things. We start naming ours. Let's go around the phone lines here. Caitlin in Smithville, Virginia. What's overrated? I think that Chipotle is way overrated. No, I don't agree, but since you did call, we all do this together. Overrated. I love Chipotle. I saw a story where people get sick at Chipotle and their stock went to.

down because it just makes me one more Chocolay to be honest with you. Basically a commercial. Why don't you like Chipotle? No, I like Chopole. That's why it's overrated. I think Chipotle is great. I just think people go so crazy over Chippole

and it's just a burrito people. Can I tell them? Let me stop you right there. It's more than that. It's a way of life. It's not only that, it's also not expensive. For food? hormone-free meat.

And Willie Nelson sings the commercial in Coldplay. Yeah. You know what I mean? Oh, man. Caitlin, I appreciate that call, though. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. Melissa and Raleigh, North Carolina.

What up? What up? Hi. How are you? What's overrated in your mind? I agree with you, Bobby. It's Beyonce. Yeah, I think she's fantastic, but I don't think she's the queen.

That's right. And those pregnancy pictures really put it over the edge for me. It's just anything she does. people freak out about. Like, it doesn't matter. It's just like, oh, yeah. But I tell you, they've done a great job at making people care. Yeah. Like, they, listen, Taylor Swift's in a suitcase getting carried around, you know? Maybe that's the queen. Yeah. It's still so crazy. I want to buy a suitcase and carry someone around and see if that's actually doable. Okay. But it's just a lot of money to pay for a suitcase.

It's a big suitcase. Hey, appreciate you. Hey, Loretta and Ralee, how are you? Good, how are you? Good. We got twos in a row, two Raleigh's in a row. What's going on? What do you think? Over. Rated. Game of Thrones. Ah, stop with that. Have you ever even seen it? Yes, I've tried, and I cannot get into it. How many episodes? I've tried to binge watch it, and I just can't.

How many episodes? At least four. Oh, you have to watch five. That's the thing. Oh, stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to watch five. You know what? I don't agree with you, but I'll hit you with it. Oh, my, Ray. All right. Hey, thank you very much for the call. I appreciate you.

I appreciate you. one more. Hello, you on the air? Savannah in Georgetown, Texas. Hi, first time call her here. What's overrated? I think tacos are overrated. Okay, hang up on her. Hang up on her. Who let her call in? I'm just kidding.

Overrated. Hey, appreciate your opinion. Appreciate you. Thank you, Savannah. Thank you. Even though you're the most wrong of all, I appreciate that. All right, bye, Savannah. Thanks for all the calls. Get your bones on Bobby Bones show Did you hear her lunchbox

Got his feelings hurt? No So what happened was After the show Our newest Remember Morgan number two Yeah And I think this was

A complete serious moment Right Morgan number two Yes very serious moments You asked lunchbox What question If he had ever gone to school Like if he went to school Oh that came from Morgan number two

Yeah She was having a normal conversation And I don't know what I said But she was shocked by it And she goes, did you ever go to school? No, that is not how this happened. I was like, what in the world? Yes, I went to school.

Do I come off as some dummy that sounds like he never went to school? It really was like, man, I'm going to be. Well, yeah. Even in that question. He's like, do I sound like some dummy that never went to school? So yeah, I was just like, wow, okay, that's how we're going to do. We're going to start, you know, just taking shots at each other. I barely know you and you're questioning my intelligence level.

I'm probably the second most intelligent person on the show behind Bobby. Bobby's obviously heads and shoulders above anyone on the show. And then I'm coming in second. She's questioning my accolades academically. Oh, boy. Yeah, you got her. Oh, boy. Hey, so what did you mean by that Morgan number two?

Well, Eddie and I were like talking about our skills and trying to like work on something together. And lunchbox was just kind of hanging out. So I was trying to figure out what like his skills were. So I was just genuinely wanting to know. Eddie, our producer edits video for the web And Morgan number two is our digital So she's doing all the graphics and website And they wanted to know what your skill set was

Well, okay, so hey, Lunchbox What kind of editing or anything can you do? Did you ever even go to school? Were your feelings hurt? Yeah, I was like, dang, do I come up? Is that dumb? Okay, it's interesting that you rank yourself at second On the intelligence level.

Thank you, by the way, for the first. Yeah, well, I mean, it's obvious who's first. I don't know if you're being prestigious or not. No, Quiz Bowl, Captain, when you're in fifth grade on the high school team, whatever. I mean, you're way above your age and intellect. Oh, boy. So if I'm first and your second, who's the third smartest person on the show? Oh, boy.

Let's go and rank them out here. Who is third? Man, that's a tough one. I mean, I don't think we're that smart of a show. Clearly, if you're insane. He's looking in the glass room. So you don't think it's the third person in the room? No, I'd go.

with Morgan number one. Okay, producing Morgan number one. Yeah, I think she studies a lot. She's a bookworm. Okay, and next. I would go Eddie. Okay. Eddie's four. I like that. Then? And then, oh, man. Is it going to be Ray or Amy?

I'll go with Amy. Thanks. Bith. Yeah. Thank you. Then Ray. And then Mike D. Wow. Oh, Morgan number two. See? I think lunchbox, I've said this before, has a problem with anybody that knew who comes on the show.

No, no, no. Every time. Oh, wow. Good observation. Every time someone comes in. Look who just came in last. He finds a fight and then finds something to hold against them. And it lasts years and years.

You are so right. Guys, I've been saying this for every person. Eddie, it was you for a while. It's been Ray. You hated me for a while. It was Amy. It was still not when she left. So Morgan number two, welcome to the world of being in the room with lunchbox.

I have no problem with Morgan. and she's the one that offended me and I don't know her that well so I put her on the bottom of the totem pole maybe she can show me she's really smart She has no need to show you I don't think that's in her list of goals Today what shall I do?

Well I shall prove to lunchbox that I am worthy No dude who cares No that's what I'm saying You're saying I have a problem with her But I don't She has a problem with my intelligence level Is what you got here I've heard you brought it up every day since that way

Yeah every day I mentioned it Hey no worry I went to school And I started researching Maybe I need to go back to class For what? I don't know, just to make her happy so she'll think I'm smart. She asked a question to find out what you could help with. Like, what are your skills?

Yeah, she didn't, it wasn't a very tactful way. Oh, and you're Mr. Tack. Yeah, I'm Tackedy Tack. Tacky Tackerson. Morgan number two, what would you like to say? To conclude this conversation? I'm no longer going to try and get to know you lunchbox. Yay. It's tough.

It is a tough thing. You just kind of have to let it come to you. Just let it organically happen. Hey, Morgan number two, what's five times four? 20? It took too long. See, that's why she was last. Come on, guys.

Watch Fox, who was the second president of the United States? Oh, that's easy. Thomas Jefferson. No, John Adams. That's what I meant. Okay, stop. Today I'll be interesting. I'm shooting a TV thing with Charles Kelly from Lady Anabellum.

I hope it's okay. I talk about this. I'm not sure. But he's doing a golf show kind of thing. And so what they do is they invite their quote-unquote celebrity friends to play golf with them. Which, by the way, they're scraping if they're asking me. You made the cut. Yeah.

I'm imagining about 10 people said no, and they were like, is Bobby still awake? So I'm going out to the golf course to do this golf thing with Charles Kelly. Get your Jordan Speed on? Okay. Yeah. So I haven't played golf in years. I haven't touched a club. I used to play a lot.

And I used to be king dangling of our golf circuit, but I haven't played forever. I'm going to be terrible. So what are you going to do? I mean, fake it to you make it? Oh, yeah, he's going to look like he's been playing every day. I don't know. That's true. But I'm doing it today, and it just feels awkward that I'm going to be bad.

Can I give you a little TV secret? They edit those things. So it's all about your form. Just get good form. They're not going to follow the ball. They're not going to see where the ball goes. Yeah, I don't have good form, no. They haven't touched a golf club.

Anyway, so I'll be out today. Also, I'm not feeling great. I'm about 55%. Oh, no. It's a big day. Do you some protein? I'm on them. On the beach and the water and the sand

In the back of a bar, cold beer in your head Breaking eyes, freaking nuts When we're rolling down the street heads Turn it all day when they see you with me And today I'll be playing golf with Charles Kelly And he's a good golfer and I'm playing with his brother And they want to make bets playing golf? I'm going to lose my house today

We're going to put for pinks Huh? That's funny. The car races, they play, all right, what's in the line? Pinks. Yeah, Fast and Fury. They race for pinks? They race for pink?

Come on. I don't know what that means. It's the own. It's the own. The title. Oh, yeah. The title. Yeah, yeah.

Got it. Oh, boy. I got to that today. And I'm already like, oh, boy, this is it going to be. Your Jeep. Oh, no. Now, what's your joke about in a second? Amy's morning corny happens in about five minutes.

Having manners at the table. Oh, boy. Her morning corny joke is about having manners. You can tell this one at dinner tonight. Okay. What's your pre? joke rating. How good is it? Pretty good. Yeah?

Good rating. You're going to love it if you own a horse too. Wait, what? Okay. All right. That happens in a minute. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. This Zach Brown story is so awesome. So there was a 17 year old fan. His name was Thomas and he was set to go to Zach's concert in New Jersey, but he was in a serious car accident that left him hospitalized for several weeks. Well, Zach Brown heard the story, went to visit Thomas in the hospital, and gave him a card

for a free show when he's all healed up next year, which will also allow him to go on stage with Zach. I know the story, but I wonder what the card is about. Can't you just be like, hey, call me? Like, does Zach Brown have a card that he pulls out and is like, Willie Wonka, you can come to any show you are like, present this at the gate and they will walk you right up? The card thing, it was kind of weird to me. Like, Zach's like, hey, here's a manager.

Just call him whenever you're sick. But no, he presented him with the Zach Brown card of Gumballs and galore. Maybe it was like a Get Well Soon card. And in it, he wrote. Maybe. I just write cards. Yeah, it's like Dave and Busters. Swipe this and come right on your card.

All right. What else? Okay, so there have been rumors that red hot chili peppers are done. They're retiring because I look at their ages. They're like mid-50s. Yeah, they're still really good, though. Give it away. I mean, really good.

I've probably seen them 10 times live. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, it's a lot. They're not John Mayer, food fighters, Garth Brooks level of times. They're up there. But yeah.

Well, Flea. The bassist? Flea. He said there's no true. You don't know Flea, do you? You're just saying flee. Flea's the bassist, Anthony Keatis is a lead singer. Okay.

Oh, I thought Flea was a drummer. He said there's no truth to the rumor. So, R.A. Why would we even just be a story then? Yeah. So there's no, they're not breaking. I'm clarifying in case people had heard that it was going to be over and they might be devastated. I appreciate that.

Hot chili peppers is living on. Did you guys hear Old Dominion was breaking up? No. That's not a real rumor. It's not true. I just want to clear it out that that's not true. Thank you, Bobby. Yeah.

That's a good. You should put that in the skinny. That's not a real. Okay, this came from TMZ. They know. We're just giving you a hard time. I don't have time for that. Oh, sorry.

I worry about that. Just kidding. All right. Is that lame? I can talk about Miranda Lambert's. boyfriend turning 30 and her gushing over him. Don't care. Okay.

Or did she not? Oh. And it was just a rumor that she did. Love it. Yeah. Give it away. Thank you, Amy. Give it away.

Give it away. Give it away. Give it away. At Taco Bell in Rhode Island, a guy goes in. And he's upset because they didn't have his food ready. And he breaks a monitor. What did they do their drive-thru on? and then he overturns a fish tank they had in there. Huh?

Then he takes off. They had a fish tank? He had a fish tank of Taco Bell. Oh, interesting. So it's all on tape. They say the very hangary man. I get it. He got the wrong order, and it was late.

Smash the monitor and overturned a fish tank. By the way, again, shout out Taco Bell for putting some nice aesthetics in the restaurant. Fish tank. A fish okay. Go in, watch Dory, wait for your tacos. What does this do to the guy? The luxury crocs are on sale What do you mean by luxury?

Well, I'd never been to crox wear I never thought they were that comfortable. Yeah. Lunchbox wears crocs for years. Love crocs. Still got them. They're brown. Yeah, and they got the holes in the front

and they got the little strap in the back, but I don't use the strap. If you use the strap, you're not really, you look kind of weird, like you're not crocky. Oh, there's like cool crox status. Yeah, you've got to put the little thing in the front, like a little strap. Yeah, because it goes back and forth.

So they released luxury crocs. They're selling online for $216. What? Excuse me? They're supposed to be a little more comfortable when they have little rocks attached to the front of them too. $260 luxury crocs. Like rocks like gemstones?

$200? Yeah, it's just for looks. But yeah, they're crocs. They're that expensive. All right, I've got to Google that. I never buy expensive shoes like that. Yeah. Okay.

I'm just not a joke. Everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. Now time for the morning corny. It's a corny joke. The morning corny. Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?

Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? Because he had bad stable manners. That was the morning corny. I got nothing to say. The Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show. I want to talk about tattoos for a second. I have a few myself.

Have them on my arm. And I have to get another one. And I will. I said if I was put into the Radio Hall of Fame, I would get a microphone tattooed. I did not think I was going to get put into the Radio Hall of Fame, especially at my age. And I'm very happy to.

But I have to get a tattooed. It would be my fourth tattoo. So you would say I'm pretty tatted up. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I walk into a bar. People are like, oh, they divert their eyes. Yeah, it's kind of that thing.

Yeah. There's a guy he can't get a job because of his huge face tattoo. And so he had an eight on his face, and then it covers all of his lips from above the top lip. Oh, wow. And it looks like a football face mask. It looks crazy. So it's like, I'm having trouble finding work because of my face tattoo. So here's the thing.

You should be able to get tattoos whatever you want. but if you go above the collarbone, your life's going to be a little more difficult. Just know that if you go on top of the collarbone, like neck up. Your options are limited. And the higher you go, the more limited your options are.

So I have no problem with this dude getting a face tattoo. Color at all. But it's going to be tough being accepted into some mainstream work environment where people are coming in and they want you to look halfway normal. Yeah. I don't feel bad for him

But man his face His tattoo says devastate Now it just says devist Because he has the eight taken off Oh okay But imagine a football face mask tattooed That's somebody's face That's what it looks like

Neck tattoos for me I get it Hardcore But unless you are a creative In some sort of creative industry Where that stuff doesn't matter It's tough to pull that off And have a job

Where people are coming in You can always get a job As a tattoo artist You have to have a creative job in order to have a neck tattoo. Or own your own business. Yeah. Even then it might be a little tough to sell some stuff. You know what?

I did a study talking about where you were born and your family. And firstborns tend to be the smarter or more driven. The second borns tend to be the troublemakers and slackers. So around the room, where were you? Second. Last born. Yeah. Fourth.

Well, for like you and your sister. Oh, yeah. So second born. Second born. Let's talk? Thirdborn. I have an older brother, older sister. Eddie?

Second born. Yeah. Right in the middle. And my sister's definitely the smartest. Is she first born? She's the last one. Oh, well, that's not this what the study says. Yeah.

So you don't mind me. It's crazy. None of you guys are firstborn. You don't know. We don't know what that's like. Man, it's crazy. Is it cool? Oh, yeah, you're first born.

I'm the oldest of all my people. So that makes sense. Cousins, sisters. What's that like? All your people? I'm the patriarch. Like you paved the road though for I've always felt bad for my sister

because I was such a nerdy overachiever annoying. Like it wasn't even like I'm like oh look at I was just annoying to have as a big brother because I would just be like I'd do it

I'd like to learn I'd like to go to class extra I'd do extra credit extra credit extra credit and so I think that's probably tough for her now I'm glad I did because I learned a lot But I made money through school doing other people's homework. How I saw it was, it was a business move. Either I was going to get beat up and do other people's homework, or I was going to charge money and do people's homework.

And I chose option two instead because I was just going to have to do other people's homework. And the money didn't hurt. Four to two, 87 pounds. You know, when you're tipping the scales at that, you don't get a lot. But yeah, if you're second. It didn't say anything about thirdborns. Look at all you guys, older brothers and sisters. Yeah.

Did they take care of you? you guys? Do you feel like they took care of you, like, in school? Yeah, she was already, by the time I was a freshman in high school, she was a freshman in college. So she really wasn't there. We never caught up with each other. Lunchbox, your big brother, a fight for you? No, I never fought for me, but I think I got it a little bit easier. I think his friends picked on my friends, but they didn't mess with me as much as they would

of if I didn't have an older brother. And my sister, she was just kind of quiet and, you know, she was a smart one. She studied all the time and was a good influence. Do you think because of your, what you call success? Yeah, my fame. That your parents love you more than they love your other two? Absolutely. Like, they probably love me, then my sister, then my brother.

Because my sister's a nurse, so she still has a pretty cool profession. And my brother just works in an office. He doesn't really do anything cool. He just has an office job where he goes in. He's nine to five, whatever, and he clocks out. And no one really notices. Like, my sister saves some lives. That's pretty cool.

me, I change lives and I inspire people. I get people to work and I sign autographs, take pictures. So I'm definitely the most loved and most proud of kid, even though I came last, then my sister, then my brother. That's where it goes on the scale. So yeah, if you kids out there are listening

and you want your parents to love you the most, you've got to be the most successful. That's how it works. No, that's not true. That's a wonderful piece of advice. Dang. Hey, Wednesday wisdom, right? That's right. Wednesday wisdom. From Lunchbox this morning.

If you want your parents to love you more, be more successful. Wow. All right. Thank you, lunchbox. You're welcome. I was boxing yesterday. Those classes are tough. I guess it's not a class.

It's just me and a trainer. And the rule is you have to get through the workout to even get in the ring. So I don't even get to get in the ring unless I work hard enough during the workout. So it's 45 minutes of working out, super intense. And if you're good enough, you get to get in the ring. Oh. That's like the icing on the cake. And let me tell you, it's the worst icing ever because it's not fun either.

It's the most intense work I've ever done. Wow. Again, I've done triathlons and CrossFit and nothing like this. And yesterday I've vomited it for the first time. What? Yeah. That's awesome. And I was too embarrassed to spit it out.

Wait, no. You did not. I was so, I was like, blah. And I was like, oh, that early that went. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, it was rough. And we went outside. And.

The heat? I'm eating like crazy. Again, I think I put on seven pounds now. Which I don't really like that much putting on the weight. But, man, I hit a heart. It was the first time I'd ever thrown out. And I've been doing it two or three times a week now for a month. Dang, dude.

So I would want him to know I threw up so he would know how hard I was working. The only person I want to know how hard I'm working is me. He knows I'm working hard. He sees it. No, he just, I'm not there to dilly-dally around. Right. Yeah. I'm trying to get a shot at the champ.

Are you going to fight? No. But like I'm so awkward when I get in the ring. Like I just, I watch him. Can we come watch? No. Oh. We can't have media day?

Yeah. I feel like this is the thing we could come like commentate on. Come on. I'm not fighting anybody. But I watch him do these moves and he's really athletic and he's like, and then I get in there and I'm like, go go, go, okay. It's just, I don't. And I used to be a pretty good athlete.

I don't even know where it went anymore. It's just tall. all in awkward and goofy. So you lose your athleticism? It happens. Yeah, as you get older? I think I just have never boxed. So I have no idea even what it's supposed to look like.

He'll tape me and record me and then I'll send the video and I'll be like, that looks terrible. And so I'll watch it over a few times and be like, I can't do that. See, that's what I was trying to tell you to do that. Bobby, you should have take show to workout day. Like take us with you. I'm not taking to watch me work out. No, we could do it with you.

We should do take us to watch you do yoga. Okay. Well, I'll just stare at you to yoga. That'd be kind of cool. Yeah. Okay. I meant like we come do it with you, but, like, y'all could come do yoga with me? Were you about to say I can't hang?

Were you about to say you couldn't do this? No, I'm about to say it's not a four-person workout. Oh, I thought you. It's a one-on-one. I would say you could never even. No, I would never say you can never even. He doesn't say that because you chat too much, though, during workouts. Oh, she does.

She does. She wants to talk the whole time. And it's, and I don't. I'm the opposite. I got nothing to say. He's there to put on muscle. No, I'm there to get in shape. But Amy is there to socialize.

I can't talk at yoga. For her, it's like speed dating. That must be hard, huh, Amy, not talking at yoga? Yeah, I get in trouble sometimes. For talking during yoga? I have, yeah. Sometimes it's like, quiet. Americans are bad at eating healthy past Wednesday.

Like, everybody kind of gets their... Monday, Tuesday. Monday, they nail it. Tuesday, pretty good. Wednesday, all right, Thursday. It's a weekend. And by the time the weekend comes, we feel like those days don't count. For me, like, it's true.

Like in my head or my heart, if I can have a really good Sunday, it sets my whole week up. Because Sunday's kind of the day that doesn't matter the most. Because it's just a Sunday. But if I can set myself up and get a good workout and eat healthy on a Sunday, then I'm already hit. It's like buying Christmas presents early. If I just get started in like August, and I do. I'm set, man. Then I crush it come Christmas Eve.

Like I'm at home chilling while you guys are like, oh, I got to get in the mall. You know what I mean? I got you. Jennifer and North Carolina. Hello. Hi there. How are y'all? I'm really good.

Thank you for calling. What's going on? So first, I listen to guys, every morning on the way to work, and I love y'all. Hi, Amy. Hi. Thank you. So my question is for Launchbox. Hi, lunchbox.

Hello. I get a kick out of every time you talk about how famous you are. I don't really think you're that famous. You called to ask me a question. that's pretty famous. Who else do you call to ask questions? Dang. Well, my question to you is, why do you think you're so famous?

I mean, because every time I go out in public, people recognize me, and people want autographs and pictures, and, I mean, that's what makes a person famous. I think it's in your head. No, I'm on the biggest radio show, country radio show in the nation. But it's not your radio show. But I'm part of it. That's like the cast of friends. It's not their show, but they're all famous because they're on it.

I could see that. Why don't you bring the child and get your own show? Because I'm good right now. I'm just chilling. You know, that's a lot of responsibility. And so why would I want that extra responsibility when I'm famous the way I am? Oh, well, I think you're the third famous person on the show. Oh, I mean, your opinion can be wrong, too.

Because, I mean, yesterday I got to drop my sister off at the airport. Guess what? Some guy, hey, lunchbox, big fan, came out to me and goes, see, people recognize you in public. I was like, hey, dude, cool. All right. Well, I love you, Amy. Love you, Bobby. Take you.

Oh, you forgot to say you love me. I don't love you. Oh. Jennifer, I appreciate you. No, you can't do that under that. Why? I appreciate you. Thank you for calling, Jennifer.

Yes, sir. Bye, bye, bye. She wants an autograph. I'll mail her one. I want to give you a little background on Mike D. Mike D answers our phones. Mike D helps with segments. It's like a segment producer.

Mike D is a very shy guy. I think it's only recent that he started to come out of his show. Joe. Mike, how much weight you lose? 120 pounds. So you're talking about a guy who lost 120 pounds, like fixing his life up, he's just got braces now. He's everything about him. He's like trying to get into this wellness space,

like physically, mentally, and he's really getting there. He's real joy to be around, one of the best guys that now. That being said, he's had trouble dating girls. You've really, you haven't dated much at all, right? Not a whole lot now. And so now you're trying to get back into it, and you haven't had much success. No, a lot of first dates, not a whole lot of second dates.

Ooh, good dude. So you find a girl that you hit it off with. Yeah. And you ask her to go to a movie? Yeah, I went to see a movie. What did you see? Baby driver. What is it that you two had in common?

It started off just movies. So you would talk about movies? Yeah, and then we found out we liked a lot of the same music, and then kind of went from there. And so you thought, man, what do I do? Because you liked her. Yeah. But you didn't want to get caught in the friend zone, which, man, you got there easily. Yeah, I've been there a lot, so I didn't want that to have it again.

Oh, man, come on, Mike D. And so yesterday you texted her? Yeah. Can you read the text that you sent her verbatim, please? Yeah, I can. So here's Mike D. What time of day did you text her? I need to get this all in my head.

I texted her around 5.30. PM? Yeah. Okay, cool. All right, what did you text her? I said, hey, I was wondering if you wanted to go on a date with me sometime. grab a coffee and check out a band. Okay, now what I really like about that is there's no confusion.

Like it's not, hey, you want to hang out as buddies again. Yeah. I have to make it clear. You have to make it clear. Even if it's too clear, it's better to be too clear than not. So I have two songs ready, by the way. If she says yes. Oh, wow.

If she says no. So you don't, do you know? No. Okay, nobody knows. I mean, he put date in there. This is, this is it, Mike. This is the moment we have all been waiting for. Come on Mike Dee.

So, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So read it to me again, verbatim what you said to her. I said, hey, I was wondering if you wanted to go out on a date with me sometime. Grab a coffee and check out a band. Okay, I like that. Grab a coffee, that's safe. Check out a band. You both liked that.

He already has the date planned in a way. What does she say yes or no, Amy? Yes. Lunchbox. Man, I don't know. I don't know. Oh, no. Why would you do that?

Listen, guys, I'm just... The sound of his voice, he doesn't sound as excited as I was thinking he would. And so I'm just taking that. I don't want her to say no. I want her to say yes. Like, I want Mike D. to be happy. I just, the sound of his voice. And how long did it take her to text back?

That's a good question. Did the bubble ever pop up? It did. Oh, wow. But did the bubble go away? No. No. No.

No. She was thinking. She was thinking, I don't know. Now, Amy. She putter at a bad time. She started text. She was like, ooh, I can't really text. Does that change your mind now?

I mean, I'm going to stick with that she said yes because I feel like the bubble and then the bubble going away. She was working. It was a bad time. She was busy. She got a call. Her phone rang. And then she couldn't text until after. Yeah, there was something in the oven.

Yeah. She was cooking. She had to wash her hair. I don't know. Something. Oh, no. I'm nervous. I don't know.

What are the songs again? Well, if it's yet. Sounds. Celebrate. And if it's no, it's everybody hurts. Everybody hurts. All right, here's Mike D, our phone screener, asking a girl out. Not a lot of successful women.

Fantastic guy. Just starting to build his confidence back. Oh, no. Mike D. Would you please read back verbatim her answer to you? How long, by the way, until she texted you back? Like 10, 15 minutes, maybe. Okay.

Does that change your mind, Amy? No, that's not bad. Okay. That's fine. All right. Mighty, please read back the message. Hey, I'm beyond flattered and think you're an exceptional guy, but I think we should just be friends right now.

Oh, no, no, no. Don't play the song. Don't. You played it. Yeah. Oh, no. How'd you feel? Ruined my day.

Yeah. That sucks. Oh, no. Someone go get my hug. Go. I mean, I will. He doesn't need a hug. Mike, it's going to happen 20 more times.

I'll tell you from experience. It's going to happen 100 more times. Lift your chin up. Go after the next one. Find somebody else. You're like. So you're going to say friends with her or is she done? It's awkward to say friends.

Let me just be honest. So now there's no friend zone? You're kind of out of that. Yeah. But it's Mike, would you have rather known? Definitely. Would you rather have been rejected than just wondered? Oh, yeah.

Absolutely. Good points. Now you know. I come to you from someone who's been in your shoes. You're going to get rejected a lot more until you don't. And then when you don't, it's like, dang, that's cool. Keep fighting the fight, man. And you know what?

Every time you get rejected, it stings less. Oh, yeah. It stinks less. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the good news is, Mike Dee, she wasn't good enough for you. That's the good news. I don't know.

Maybe she was. I don't either, but I'm just saying. I thought she was. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to build her back up. Chin up.

All right. On to the next. Suns out, guns out. Wait, what? Every day's a good day. Don't stop believing. I think we should talk about the shoplifter, and he's at Home Depot, and the 70-year-old that's working at Home Depot, he's a retired vet doing some work at Home Depot, and he tries to stop the shoplifter. So they fired the guy that worked at Home Depot. I believe that story here.

I think they could have written me up and reprimanded me, but terminating me, that's pretty strong. I'm 70 years old. I need to work, and I needed that job. And I enjoy working with the customers, help them figure out weird things that they want to do. So here's a news report. He admits his training at the store said not to confront shoplifters, but he says it was just a reflex. A spokesman for the company said in a statement, quote, we have a strict policy that only our trained security personnel can pursue and engage shoplifters.

Now, as a human, you feel bad for the guy. You do, you're like, oh, man, there are reasons there are rules. Yeah. If you break the rule, and the rule is to protect the workers. Like, you shouldn't stop a shoplifter if you're just working there. What if they pull a gun on you? What if they attack you and you're trying to stop them from stealing some putty? So if it's in the rules that you will be fired for doing this and he did this, he should be fired.

I know, but. He can probably get on somewhere else. It's not like he has a strike on his record. Okay. It's like when people go, oh, I shouldn't, let me wear this to school. Well, is it in the rules that you can't. Well, yeah, it is. Okay, well, regardless of how you feel about it, it was stated in the rule.

You can work to get the rule changed and then you can do it. You just can't go break the rule and then get mad when you get punished for it. I do feel bad for the guy's a human. Totally. But I mean, I get it. I get it, too. You can't be, he wasn't trained to do that. He could have been hurt.

When I worked at Sam's, it said you're not supposed to follow shoplifters. And one time there was these people, they were stealing stuff by opening detergent and sticking stuff in the laundry detergent. Wow. Yeah, the powder. And then putting the powder around it. And I got word of it. They came out of the building. And Joel and I were out in the parking lot.

We're like, we're following these people. So we followed them through our parking lot, through the Burlington Coat factory, through Hooters. up into the woods because we were thinking they were going to drop the merch, they were going to get nervous. But they kept looking back, and boy, did we get in trouble when we got back, because we were not supposed to be following those people. But you think you're doing something awesome because you're like, man, I'm going to bust these shoplifters. And then Joel got attacked my bees. Man, they sent the cops over there, everything because they thought we were going to get attacked. But here's this story.

But we didn't get fired. We got in trouble, but we didn't get fired. You're not supposed to follow them. But, man, I thought I was going to, I was ready for my moment. Oh, I was going to get these people. He's going to make the nose. The thing, too, if you go up to a shoplifter and they punch you and you're hurt, the company owes tons of money now for you to get things too.

Instead of it being $13. Yeah. It's a liability. Also, you have a lot of these almost moments. Like the guy in the airplane that was causing a little trouble. Yeah. And he's like, I almost took him down. He's like, hold my phone.

I'm about to detach. And we're like, first of all, the guy's like 90 and he just can't lift his chair up to get the overhead. Yeah. Secondly, left box did nothing. Nothing. Like, I mean, you're telling this story, but I'm, I'm, you're telling this story, but I'm wondering if you even made it to Hooters. Oh, no, we did.

I didn't even know if there were any bees. Did you even like, in the parking lot? Did Joel exist? Oh, Joel Golarall. He lives in Dallas. He's in like a shopping area, but then he's in the woods. Oh, yeah, there's woods right there by the shopping area. You know, sometimes behind a shopping center, there's some woods.

They went behind the, like over there with the Hooters. Boom, back out of the parking lot, climbed up this wall. Joel climbed up, got stung by some bees. Here come the cops. So if it hadn't been for the bees, you would have got them. You got them? I don't even know if we were going to attack. We could attack.

at any moment. We were just following them trying to get them scared to drop the stuff, but they never dropped the stuff, but they never got in their car. They left their car behind. You're not Batman. Bobby Bomes, everybody. We're transmitting across America. Show. Monica in California, what's happening? Hey, how are you? Really good. What's going on with you? So I'm trying to get back into a really good workout routine.

I fell off the bandwagon at a baby almost 11 months ago. trying to get back into it. And I realized I need new music. So I was wondering what you and Amy listen to while you work out. Yeah, music's tough. Because I get bored too. Like, I'll listen to music. And now about five workouts in, I'm like, all right, I did another one.

But I can tell you what I have. I have my Hot Radio playlist up here. One of them is cheating because it's a song that isn't even out yet. But let's see. Something that's consistent for me when I work out. And I'm going to tell you, I don't work out too much country. because I just don't find it moves me to work out. I listen to a lot of hip-hop when I work out.

So like, the Kanye JZ. Parrot. I love Paris. This is still, years later. So this is a good one. So I ball so hard, my fuck, I just want to find me. First, got to find me. What's 50 grand to a motherfucker that like me? Can you please remind me?

So that, I do like Brother Zosborn. It ain't my fault. This is a good one. Big Sean moves. I got the moves. I made the city move. Like, whoa. I made the city move.

And then Lindsay, my girlfriend's got a new record coming on. I have the whole thing. Oh, that's what you're talking about. Because you know people? Yeah, I know her. And I was like, hey. But she, like, has rocks on it. And so this is a good one.

I listen to this one, too. I'll play some. It's not, you can't even download it yet. This is called Wildfire, and it'll be on her record. I guess it comes out like two weeks or so. Two and a half. If I could do it all again, I wouldn't change a single thing. That's a break before, abandon write a song, and learn to sing about it.

Give away my heart to someone else who didn't care about it. Skip the tattoo about you and running with that. Where, oh my is what it takes. So that would be it. That's the four. But I listen to a lot of hip-hop. My girlfriend's a badder. dude than I am. You know what I mean? If that makes sense? Yeah. Like, if, it's never playing

guitar. I'll, I'll put it. Whatever, say whatever you want. You can pay me for doing it, but I don't want. I'm just, fast forward, hold on. Fast forward, fast forward, fast forward, fast forward. Fast forward. Hold on. Fast forward. Hold on. Hold on. Song's over. Wait, what? That's kind of intimidating. I'll be honest with you. Yeah. All right, we get it. Enough. My girlfriend gets more respect than I do as a man. But I understand why you use her music to work out inspiration. No, it's a rock and roll song. Oh, oh, that's it.

Okay. Yeah. What do you mean? Not like, that's my girl. I work out for her. No, because some of her songs, I'm like, yeah, whatever. But there are a few of them, I'm like, dang, this is awesome. I mean, being real.

What do you have? Amy, you have anything for? I mean, if you have the Iheart radio app, spin cycle mix, that's what I put it on, and it's so easy because it gives you a whole mixture of awesome songs. Yeah. Well, Monica, there you go. Thank you. Thank you.

Appreciate it. Yeah, I hope that helps you a little bit. You didn't want to hear mine? She didn't ask for yours. Okay. What do you have? Bobbycast. Yeah.

That's why I go on night walks. I got the moves. I got the moves. You got a move. That's why people write bad articles about me. What? What? Because I get on a cut radio and play hip-hop song.

Oh, no. It's awesome. I was about to say on Spinzago remits, it's right when like DJ Goofy White Kid will bring in, I got the moves. I love DJ Guppy White Kid. And then he'll go, body like a back road. I got the moves. body like a backroad.

It's like, I love working out to spin cycle. Yeah, yeah. I agree. I work out spin cycle too. I got the moves. Sometimes I want more of the song. Sometimes I'll have like 12 seconds of a song I really like. Yeah, I know, I know.

Come on, bring it back. It'll be like, biggie, biggie, biggie, can't you see? I got the moves. Body like a backrope. Lunchbox and his sister and lunchbox's niece have been at his house for the last few days. So he's kind of been an uncle lunchbox. And so I have audio of Lunchbox changing a diaper

If you'd like to hear it Oh, okay. Yeah. He changed the diaper. For the first time ever? Was it Little bathroom or Big Bathroom? First one was Little Bathroom, but this audio, I dove in and did Big Bathroom. All right.

How old's baby? She is 10 months old. All right, here's Uncle Box changing diaper for Big Bathroom. You ready, Kennedy? You ready? Woo! All right. Nose in the shirt.

I don't want to smell this crap. lift up that butt Oh there's poop Oh my gosh Oh that's poop Oh gosh You gotta like I'm wiping

Oh there's more poop Oh That is your diaper All right Kenny How's the butt looking Beautiful All right

Tada How'd you feel Man is weird It's real weird And it's gross And it's just weird Like it's like awkward and like, ugh.

Does it make you go, I can do this, I can be a dad? Or does it make you go, ooh, it's maybe a little tougher than that thought? It makes you think how much it's a little tougher than you think, because you've got to make sure it's everything, you've got to clean and make sure you have to know when they go bathroom. And it's just weird. It was like, oh, and just the smell. Like, when you opened up that diaper, it was like, whoa, hello. Has that baby made you want to have a baby?

That baby has made me think about. you know, maybe I want a baby. Really? Yeah. So you don't mind being around it so much? No, it was fun to see her, like, it was cool to see my sister interact with her. And like when my sister would walk in the room and she would just light up and look at her and follow her. And it was a lot of fun.

It was cool to see her, like, trying to learn how to stand up. And like, in the five days she spent with me, she started sitting at the table in her own chair and feeding herself just, I mean, she would spill half of it. But I'm instead of you. Well, yeah, but it was so cool. Yeah. So that's what I learned from me. You liked it, huh? Yeah, I liked it.

Look at this guy over here. He's going to be a dad soon. Dang. Well, do we have a bet, like, who's going to have a baby first? Is Amy going to get her kids from Haiti first? Or is lunchbox going to have? I'm still on the better path, I think. Yeah.

I don't know. I don't know. But, I mean, no. We'll be faster because pregnancy's nine months. Yeah, but we've been to do this with you for about four a year. Okay. Do you guys think you have the funny segment, by the way? Like, when you think?

You don't think it to you? I know I don't. Okay. Somebody pitched me a segment and was like, oh, we should talk about this. And I've been laughing out loud since yesterday. Oh. Last night. No, Eddie, you don't think it's you.

I don't think it's me. No. I mean, I send some funny stuff in, so I mean, it could be me. I bring some A-list material, so let's hear it. What do you think it is? Well, I don't know. Your sense of humor, I may not thought it was that funny, but you may think it's funny, so. It's the story of Pizza Pete.

Oh, not me. Pizza Pete. Oh, is it Ray? It's Ray. Okay. Now, listen. It's pretty funny. Ray is, Raymond is our audio producer, and Pizza Pete has made me laugh out loud.

Because tell them what happened like with Pete, first of all. Well, me and my girl ordered a pizza and it was going really slow. And so maybe the manager goes, hey, well, here's the driver's phone number. They just texted him and he'll respond to you right away. And so we were talking to him and he made it sound like he was in traffic. And he's like, well, dude, I have an iPhone. I can just give you a pin drop of where I am at in traffic. And I was like, so all we do is just traffic.

this guy and it's that simple and he's like yeah yeah just do the pin drop so maybe my chick did the pen drop and it showed he's in traffic we ended up getting the Pete's everything was fine but you watched him come all the way to the house and it was fascinating yeah so I mean like a couple days past I looked at it he never turned off the location so I've still been just following like I'll look at my phone pizza Pete to Pete maybe during rush hour and see where he's driving all over town oh no what's he doing right now and I mean it's so creepy because I just look at it and I'm like what what pizza Pete's doing right now he still hasn't turned it off

Oh no. What's he doing? Isn't that hilarious? Like, Ray's watching this guy live his life right now. Hey, I don't even understand how this pin drop thing works, but that's funny. Let me see. Right now, he's on Wedgwood. Oh, my gosh.

It honestly might be where he lives because he's not moving. Yeah, so he's probably in bed right now. So you know his house. It's kind of by Vanderbilt, but he's just sitting there. Yeah. So Ray. Maybe he's in class. It's really interesting on the weekends because you should see this guy fly.

He'll get on the interstate and I'm like, dang, they're going to get their pizza in about five minutes. So Ray is just tracking pizza pizza pizza all the time. That's funny, man. Did you think that was that funny? Me? I was dying laughing. I couldn't stop thinking about it. I've been sitting on that one all morning.

How are you going to track him? I mean, maybe I should message to the guy and say, hey. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. we'll just follow Pizza Pete's Pizza Pete the Life So you're just going to keep dibs on Pizza Pete for how much. It's great that you thought to check back up on him. I mean, I would just be like, oh, Pizza Pizza Pizza's out of my life forever. It'll keep you entertained.

Keep watching Pete's a hit. It's a story about Chipotle. Chipotle's closed restaurant in Sterling, Virginia after multiple reports of customers getting sick. Vomiting, diarrhea, severe stomach pain, dehydration, nausea. So this all happens. Fake news, what I say. Fake news.

Because you can just yell fake news things you don't like, right? Oh, yes. I don't like the story. Fake news! Fake news. But man, I start to think about Chipotle and I don't care about what situation.

I just want it. This doesn't, it's not a deterrent. Yeah, I know, and they're adding queso. Yeah. Fake news! Fake news! Dang. Like, really, when I heard that story,

all I can think about is, oh, they're getting Koso soon. They have done a really good job. About 75% of people that have one of these in their house say they never use it. That's the question. Think about that for a second.

Never going to get it. About 75% of people that have one of these in their house say they almost never use it. Amy? A landline phone. Lunchbox? Can opener. Why?

How random. Yeah, it's so random. It's a good guess. I mean, they guess is as good as any, but. Go ahead. You're laughing like I'm right, so. He's not going to ding it. Eddie?

Tester oven. That's stupid. You guys can call if you want to jump in on this. That's stupid. 877. Which is like a fork. 77 Bobby. 877.

77 Bobby. 75% people have one of these in the house today. I must never use it. There's another thing. I was reading the story. So that Alfred Angelo, they have all the wedding dresses. Yeah. So they go bankrupt.

They shut the doors. They're like, ah, you just had a luck. Like, S-O-L if you had a wedding dress. Wow. Oh, boy, no. Yeah. And so. what do you expect them to do first of all?

If they're going bankrupt, you just shut the doors. I know. It probably wasn't hard for, I mean, easy for them to make that decision, but they don't have a choice clearly. Like, it's not the goodness or badness of their heart. Like, it's a business. So they have to close the doors, but here's where it gets kind of cool

is that lots of people are seeing brides' tweets who have been hit by the situation and they're getting them wedding dresses, like giving them their wedding dresses. Yeah, they're loaning them. They're loaning them. They're doing, it's kind of cool. It's like this organic good thing that's happened because of that.

A new study from a team of psychologists says that humans are hardwired to favor leaning to the right while kissing romantic partners. All right, let me think of how I kiss. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. I go right. I do both, but go back and forth. We are left-handed, so I wondered.

Yeah, I go to sway. Oh, I move around. I'm not a straight-on, right-led. You got to move it around, switch it up a little bit. Straight on. You know what I'm saying? Lunch is like nose and nose. You do probably kiss like a caveman.

Like nose and nose tongues. Hold on. Gross. No, I ain't on my kisses out. Like I'm thinking. Let's see. Kiss the mic. See what you do.

You go right. You've done it right. I think it's only right because I've been trained to go right. Yeah, because the girls likely go right. Because all the four girls ever have all been to the right. So yeah, I think that's probably. Oh, yeah. All right, 75% of people have this in their house and don't use it.

Jamie Lee, you're on the air of Massachusetts. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm really good. What's going on? Well, I'm going to say a fire extinguisher. Nah, not a fire extinguisher.

Man, I hope even more people don't use that. Like, if they have it, I hope they don't use it. Right. That's not it. Thank you, though. Hey, Shana. Hi. In Boston.

How are you? Go ahead. Good. Is it an iron? It is not an iron. Thank you for the call. Hey, you're on the air, Penny. Hello.

What you got? A blender. No, not a blender. Thank you, though. Appreciate the call. Appreciate you. I'll give you guys one more shot, lunchbox. Oh, that's easy.

Letter opener. So random, this guy. I'm going to say a milk churner. Wait, what? Yeah, you butter, you know, back in the 18th century. You ever seen one of them things? A letter opener, those old people have them. Yeah.

No, it's not right. My grandma had one. A VCR? Eddie? Oh, I'm going to go with a fax machine. That was dumb. I'm going to throw a hint. I'm going to throw a hint to you.

Okay, hint us. I either have or had one. Okay. You specifically, what are you? Me specifically. I don't think any of you do or have. Oh, really? At least not in recent memory, no.

You. Oh, I know. Oh, oh, oh, oh. There you go. Yeah. Who's done now? Who's done now? Who's done now? Who?

Who? Who. And they stay there! And they stay there! With letter opener and can opener. You set us up with the openers. And then boom with the eight ball corner pocket. Treadmill would be another good one.

Letter opener. No, no, no, no, no, no. Can opener. No, no, no, no. How about, just let me take a stab here. Cabinet opener. No, no, no, no. That's not it either.

What about door opener? No, no. Garage door opener. No, no, no, that's not it either. How about a mouth opener? Every kind of opener. Yes, Amy. That's what we've been doing.

That's what you've got on. That's this chick. Oh, my God. I got it. I got it. That's about time. How about what they call me? What?

The knees opener. The what? I don't think of a lot of much box. The what? Don't worry about it. Got it. Yeah. Okay.

Don't worry about it, Amy. This game's don't. What? I'll put that name tag on. Show. I'm taping this thing with Charles Kelly today from Lady Annabellum, and it's a top golf taping. He does this show, and I'm learning more about it. He's done episodes of Darius, Hope Solo, Sean Booth from the back.

Bachelorette. And so I'm doing one today. I haven't touched a golf club in years. Years. And also don't feel well. So I'm really going to be a real firecracker on this show today. Yeah. What's your game plan?

Just fake it. Just to go. You can't really fake it. Playing golf. It's me and him and his brother. And they're like really good golfers? They are, yes. And I used to play a little bit, but I don't know what time to play golf anymore.

Can you just act like you're putting the ball down on the ground and do a really good swing and then put your hand up above your eyes like you can't see it. You're like looking at it go. like, oh, that's a long one, boys. You probably do it. I mean... The long one boys? Is that what we say?

Is that what you're going to say? Here's something for you. I feel like that's what I would say. Again, I haven't been... Listen, I said dominate our circuit of golf. Yeah, you were in the King Dingling. I was King Dingling. Yeah, right.

Yes, he was. So Ray was talking about his girlfriend. His girlfriend wants to go golfing with him now. Oh, that's cool. Ray and Bay. Hey, so what's the deal, Ray? Well, it would be a good date for us, so we would go to the golf course,

be a way for, we're able to play sports and also just hang out together. Do you have a problem with it? Well, I just don't know how good she is. I've seen her play put putt and we always at the house play we golf on TV, which doesn't mean you're good at golf at all. But she understands distances, she understands the clubs. I just don't know if she can swing. Do you care? Well, I'm saying if you're holding up the line and if it's awkward out there, it can get bad if somebody's not good at golf. Well, you get mad at her if she's really bad? We have our guy friends and when they hold us up, I mean, it's horrible. Like, we're talking, it's not me getting mad. It's other

people on the course. Okay, here it is. Because I had a girlfriend that played golf, and she was actually pretty good. And we would go play golf. I mean, she's as good as I was. And so, but we would just go us together, because I didn't want her to feel a weird pressure around my other dude friends. Oh, I wouldn't take

lunch and Eddie. Okay. Then you'd just be kidding around the whole time and making fun of us. Then do it, and if she's not good, just say, hey, listen, we'll just pick up the ball and move to the next. As long as she's cool with that, I I think it's a great idea. I was almost thinking driving range first. You can do that too.

Yeah. You should probably do that. And there's no way we could do 18. Just take her. Listen. If I did 18 with her, we'd be out there for six hours probably. No, you just move it along. You skip some of the long.

That's what I'm saying. It's a waste of time. If she wants to drive the cart and go buy some beer for you or take her to the pup, that's fine. But don't try to introduce her to golf. If she's not played, it's not the time. She wants to go take lessons on her own. Then she can come out and play with you.

it's just it's not worth it is it you wouldn't take your wife no what if she's like you play lunchbox a little bit so why can't i come play with you like a date like he said i said well go to put putt because you don't know how to swing a club and i don't have the time to teach you because i don't know i don't know the proper technique and it's just better if you want to take lessons go over there and then you can come play with me but i'm not going to waste my time because i'm not going to be out like ray said i'm not going to waste money to pay for her to pick up the ball every hole but what if it's about the experience is hanging out? Yeah, it's about being together.

Right, well then she can just be in the cart. Like, hey, give me the seven iron. She can bring me the seven iron. She can be like a caddy. Caddy for you. Yeah. So you want her to caddy, get your beer. Yeah.

Go get your beer. And then find your balls. Yeah. Like, you need someone like when you hit a shot, if it goes a little right or left, then it's tracking your ball and she can be the tracker. So you just wouldn't take her. Yeah. It's just, it's really time for you to get away.

Oh, from her. Yeah. I thought that was all your day. No, not every day. Some days we chill. All right. Well, there you have it, folks. He's spoken.

All right, Amy, what's in your pile of notes over there? Ooh, an online sports book has the latest odds and prop bets for the Floyd Mayweather, Connor McGregor fight. So Mayweather's favorite big time, right? Yes, that is correct. He is still the odds on favorite to win, and the over under on paperview buys is $4.99 million. I don't know what normal is. So for me, I wonder what I buy it. And I don't buy pay-per-view stuff.

But yeah, I think I'm kind of into it. Mayweather's going to whoop them. It's a record, by the way, this fight here. Here, I'm going to tell you how this fight's going to go. Okay? McGregor's going to come out and go crazy. Throw, throw, throw, throw, throw. Mayweather's going to sit back and just take notes for like three rounds.

He'll knock him down like the seventh or eighth round, Mayweather will, and then it'll go to decision. That's what I say. Put my money on that bet right there. That's what you say? Yeah, that's what will happen. but I don't know the difference. It's $99, right, for the pay-per-view?

Yeah, $99. Wow. I don't think I should have to... I don't think I'm going to pay for the pay-per-view. I think I should be there in person, but that's just... If you pay for it yourself and you get back to the next day, you can go. I'm just saying, we're covering it. Amy?

Do you know the most streamed song as of now, officially? I saw it's Despacito. Yeah. But again, it just did the streaming stuff. It's so... So does that mean, like, they're getting all these... streams within, they're not making any money? You make like a tenth of a tenth of a tenth of a tenth.

But when you stream it billions of times, they're going to make money. They're going to make some? Because it's like, it's officially, and obviously the remix features Justin Bieber. It's now the most stream song in history beating out Justin Bieber's 2015 song, sorry. So two things. One, streaming hasn't been around that long. It's true. So there's a reason it's not the Beatles.

Oh, so it's like true. Good point. It's like true. Yes. And by the way, if you listen to this entire song... I don't know how to say it. Okay. Yeah. It's really only good with this part.

So like you want the rest of it just fast forward so you can get to... I agree. Because I don't know what they're saying. Yeah. Like macarena. If it's a different language, I don't understand it. You didn't like macarena? I did, but I liked.

Oh, macarena. That's the only part I really liked. I don't even, you know, I'll say it. Yeah. But no, macarena. Aye. But then they made the English version Where the girl came in

I was like, let me tell you about my boyfriend His name That's right And then I was like This I can get But then they're like German songs Like do Duhas

Duhas me And I didn't know What they were saying But it I didn't like it Yeah So it's not just a Spanish thing It's all know the words

It's hard for me to know the song Okay These K-pop bands Singing You know they're from Japan And they're like Oh yeah I don't know what they're saying

That makes me feel better. I'm glad it wasn't just Spanish. I'm glad it wasn't just Despacito. No, it's anything but English. English is my language. It rules, man. Yes, it does. Also, the streaming, it's just not real.

Again, I have friends that have 20, 30, 40 million and they can't sell a ticket. And they're like, do you just get put on a playlist? And, you know, it's a whole thing. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah. Despacito.

And so I go, hey, you should check out my buddy. He's got 40 million streams on, you know, Spotify or whatever. And I'm like, I never even heard. Yeah. What? Huh? Who? Yeah, what do you get?

Okay, y'all, there's this family in Florida and meat fell on their roof, like from the sky, bags of meat. They first saw it in their backyard, and then they went on their roof because they heard a big, like, thud. And they opened it up. packages of mystery meat. And they don't know where it came from. Frozen Italian sausage. All of this, again, landed on their home and in their side yard. And they think it, like, came from an airplane or something.

I would think that, too. I know. I don't think it's the newspaper delivery guy. Listen, 15 pounds of meat. And again, sausage. So the guy thought, is this like some weird drug deal gone wrong? And so he cut open the sausage. And what was in it?

Drugs inside? Yeah, yeah. No, there wasn't even drugs inside. Just meat. Oh. It's still quite the mystery. They don't know the origin of the meat or why it's there and why it fell from the sky. That's pretty cool.

But how crazy if you're like, yeah, I'm going to cut in this sausage and there's going to be some. Meth? And then he scared someone was going to come after me because, you know, obviously my house was the wrong target. Yeah, and you have their meth meat. Yeah. That would be so crazy. And then lastly, there's this glacier melting and I'm just fascinated by it. that, like, this human bodies have been found from, like, 75 years ago.

And, like, 1944 or something. They went on a trip. They went on a trip. And I guess they got frozen into this glacier. And now that it's melting, they're there they are in their 1944 clothes. And they're thawing. And one of the guys was already like, yeah, it's been 75 years. Like, he's still alive.

And because it preserved them. Okay. Oh, is that Cairoo? He's not. Like, like Han Solo. Like Captain American, dude. Like Captain America. That's what happened.

Really? Yeah. And so he's like. He was like, Huh, wait. But how crazy is this is one of your family members? A Tesla. What's that?

Huh. Like, car doesn't have an engine? What's the square thing you talk into? How crazy would be if we found somebody that had been frozen forever? Like Bill and Ted. And we're still alive. What do you mean Bill and Ted? Like someone going to the future and be like, whoa.

No, I'm talking about frozen. Oh. Like he's just frozen. Bill and Ted got in a phone booth and the phone booths. Yeah, but Abe Lincoln was here today. and they were like, wow, the mall. But I'm saying if you're frozen, like Captain America and you wake up and everything's like, whoa, that'd be crazy. The future.

And you were like, 69, dude. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Iron Maiden. My favorite thing to joke about, let me tell you. Is super obscure stuff that nobody gets. Me too. It's my favorite thing to joke about. Yeah.

Which, by the way, so the Grand Ole Opry invited me to come do stand-up, and they haven't had stand-up comedians forever. And they're like, hey, come do stand-up. They invited me yesterday. And I was like, wow. And first of all, I'm super pumped. I've played the Opry in a band, but I've never done stand-up there. And so I'm all over the country doing stand-up, right? Blah, blah, blah, joke, joke, joke.

But then I start to think, hmm, there's a little different monster. Because, one, it's a grand old Opry. So you got to work completely clean. Not that I don't anyway. I don't curse or anything. But I'm talking about, no, I mean, it's just straight Mr. Rogers, right? Secondly, these people are age-range from 12 to 6. 700. Like, I've played it. It's kids to

that guy died in the glacier. Like, it's all ages. Yeah. And what kind of comedy do you tell them? Do you go, first of all for the oldies here, let's talk about those rotary phones, huh? And then you're, you're like, hey, how about those fidget spinners? So it's a weird dynamic. What in the world I'm going to tell jokes about? Oh, wow.

For everyone. Wow. This joke right here that you're talking about. This isn't a joke. Oh. But if, here's the thing. start the bomb. I'm just going to go, This bus. And then everybody will dance because everybody

streamed it. Everybody in the crowd has streamed that song, according to statistics. Okay. I doubt you're Dill, Amy? Yeah, Amy, that's my pile. Thank you. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America.

This is a Bobby Bones show. James and West Virginia. What out, buddy? How's it going, buddy? Man, I'm good. How are you? I'm great. What's going on? Tell me a story.

All right. I guess I called in about a month ago. I was going in to take my GED test. I remember you. Yeah, I was trying to get a new job. And that piece of paper was holding me up. Well, I went in and I took it that day, took all four tests, failed two, past two. Went back in the following Friday, past the other two.

Look at this guy. Look at this guy. Got it. You got it. I got it. So now what? I got my interview today. Oh, come on.

What are you going to do? You ready for it? Yes, sir. What are they going to ask you? I have no idea. That's a thing. That's a problem. That's a problem.

Right now, start thinking, what are they going to ask you? And then be ready. Like, think to yourself. You have to do reverse preparation. I want to be a little discreet because I don't know who listens to this show. And then I'm at my current job right now, so I don't want to. No, I got you. Let me tell you who listened to this show.

Nobody. You're all good. Listen. Yeah. Let me give you. This is reverse. Okay. So you think, instead of all your answers, start thinking about what they're going to

ask you. Like if you were then, what would you ask about that job? That's how you prepare yourself like, okay, they asked me this. I should say this. They're probably going to ask me this. I should say this. Oh. Cool. I got two pages of questions to ask them. That's I'm talking about always. Don't pull it. Two pages may be a little excessive. Like I'm in asking questions. I got them just in my selection. Yeah, I got all these options. I always recommend ask questions. I love that. But when you drop, you pull out the old notebook, you're like, well, let me ask, you have 15 minutes for my questions. That's a little excessive. But get a few questions. And then.

there because they'll feel like, dang, this guy came in like, he wants to know. Like, he's putting us on notice. I like that. I like that. Yeah, I take a lot of notes on what you tell people when they call in for job interviews. I'm taking all that to heart. Remember, get your heart rate down low. You're able to think better with your heart rate down. So, and talk to yourself before you go in. I'm a big believer in talking to yourself. Like, I'm about to do this. I deserve this. I'm going to go in. I'm going to go crush this. Here we go. Talk to yourself out loud. Not just in your head. Talk to yourself out loud. I talk to myself all the time. Okay. That's a whole different thing. But still, hey, good luck, buddy. Good luck. Go get him. Go get him. All right.

All right. Proud of you. Hey, congratulations on passing that test, James. Thank you. See you, buddy. Appreciate you. Show.

You can hear Lunchbox change the diaper if you listen back to today's show. Right there. He did it. It was big bathroom, too. First time you ever changed the diaper. Listen back to today's show. Appreciate you being here.

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