The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby To Participate In Hurricane Telethon + Firefighters Have To Come To Amy's House + That's Rude Segment

Episode Date: September 12, 2017

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Morning! So, IKEA furniture is finally becoming easy to assemble, which is awesome because I have shopped at IKEA and bought tables, even coffee tables, and I'm like, man, it sure did look cool in the store. And then when it arrives in a little brown box, and it's 100 pieces and 1,000 little pegs, like, there's no way. Yeah, there's no way. And I end up with like 70 extra pegs, so I know it's not sturdy.

Like in my heart, I just put it together, and I'm like, well, that feels good that I put that table together. But I know, like, deep down at my heart, at any time it could collapse. So what's happened is people are buying the stuff and saying the same thing. And it's making them not go back. So they're now, instead of doing the pegs and screws, they're going to start being where it's like Legos, like bloop. And you can build like big Lego pieces for furniture. Isn't that cool?

That sounds fun. Fun and, like, I liked IKEA because I could afford the stuff. Right? Like, that was, it looked cool and it was affordable, but it just took forever. and that, so then you would just be like, I don't have the time for this. Because you'd buy stuff and they'd not be able to put it together at all, and it was a waste of 65 bucks. So, IKEA's making a big move there. I like the fact that IKEA has food.

You go to IKEA, you can get some food while you're there. They have, like, basically their own food court. And some parents like to go because they have, like, a daycare center. Yeah, and I know that's a thing. I just don't know if that would be a thing for me. Well, I'm... Eddie, could you leave your kid at the IKEA daycare? No chance.

Why? Why? Why? I don't know them. You're there. You're at the store. He doesn't know them, though. I don't know them.

Yeah, but you're not far away and you're just dropping them off so that you can go, like, shop and eat and have some quiet time. You can have IKEA date night. No, you're far away because there is no easy way to get out of IKEA. If you have to run to the front, you've got to go through the whole maze because they don't let you get out of shortcuts. Oh, that place is so big. You're far away. Okay. If you haven't been to an IKEA, if there's no one near you and you go to a town where there's an IKEA, because they're not everywhere.

Go to IKEA. It's like a Bass Pro Shop. If you go to a town with the Bass Pro Shop, go to the Bass Pro Shop. go to the Bass Pro shop. Any other stores that you would go to that aren't everywhere? It's like if you're in the south, you have to go to Chick-fil-A. If you're in Texas, you have to go to Waterburger.

If you're in the west, you have to go to In-N-Out burger. If you're east, what would be the East thing? Oh, some sort of pizza. What are those convenience stores that we like, bones? Wawa. Oh, the Wawa's. I like Wawa.

Yeah, there you go. everybody let's just take all these good things and distribute them evenly through the country I was in New York last week and they have in the city they only had like two chick filets

and one of them was in a middle of a college campus and I was like yes I have no idea what you're missing except on Sunday then it's all good Recognizing people doing cool things It's ICU 5 year old Sean Griffin likes to wear his Superman costume

Pretty common for a 5 year old right But he likes to wear it while out rescuing stray cats in Philadelphia and then taking them No Kill Shoehawes Stop. Yeah. That's the cutest thing ever.

He calls himself Super Catman. He's rescued dozens of cats. Isn't that awesome? I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond. We should get to see the new iPhone today.

They're going to unveil it at 1 Eastern 12 Central. You can see that online. In other news, Irma's bringing tons of rain to the southeast after moving out of Florida, up to 7 inches in some places. heavy winds and a lot of rain, be careful out there. And finally, to help out those affected by Hurricane Irma, just go to red cross.org. So confusing.

We have two Morgans to work on this show. Morgan number one is our head producer. She works in the glass room. Morgan number two is in this studio with us and she does all her digital. She's the one that writes on the internet, like savage and swoon. Because she's like 23. How old are you, Morgan?

Yeah, 23 years old. And so people have been coming up to Morgan number two, our 23-year-old, and thinking you're who? Miranda Lambert. Miranda Lambert. What? That's cool. Yeah. So you had to actually convince someone that you're not Miranda Lambert. Yeah, I was at Target, and this girl comes up to me, and she's like, are you Miranda? Lambert? And I was like, no, I'm really not. That's flattering. But I'm not her. And she's like, no, you are. I was like, no, I really swear. Like, I'm a little bit younger than her. I'm not Miranda Lambert.

please go away. I'm not her. And she was totally convinced, ran over to her friends. And I felt really awkward. I had to leave Target because I was like, I'm not hurt. Please don't come and take pictures with me or anything. You got a lot of dust what lunchbox lives with every day of his life. Everywhere I go, people want to stop and take pictures. I mean, you can't even go out in public.

It's hard to go eat dinner with, I want to take my wife out to the night's dinner. It's like, people are just staring at you. Like, oh, should I go out to this table? And I'm like, can I just eat dinner with my wife? It's just, it's awkward. Luncho DiCaprio. It's tough. But welcome to the fame.

Welcome to the fame world. That's what happens when you get here. They thought you were for sure. You should have just taken a picture with them. Yes. I know. I thought about it, but I was like, this is going to be really awkward. Like, what if Miranda sees it?

And she's like, this girl is not me. I don't think she'd care. I don't think she'd ever see it. You're not that famous. Do we think that she looks like Miranda Lambert? No. I can see it. Why?

She has blonde hair. Morgan, whose hair's really blonde and curly? No, I can see similar features. Kristen Bell. Yes. Yeah, I would say Kristen Bell is. That's who I see. Okay.

Yeah. But we're in Nashville, so. Okay, good point. You got me. Bobby bones. Your positivity for a Tuesday and a little segment we call, Tell me something good. Tell me something good.

I'm going to go first. This bride, she's like, I want to make my own cake. She liked to bake. She wasn't a professional baker, but she spent hours and hours making their own wedding cake. There's three tears. Put in the back of the car, driving into the wedding,

hit the brakes, boom, cake collapsed, went everywhere. I know. So she was actually okay. She was like, you know what? But he was freaking out because she put a ton of work into this cake. So they get to the hotel

where they have in the big wedding and there was another baker who was dropping off a cake for somebody else. And the baker was like, I think I can help. So they reconstructed this cake together. Patty's piece of cake is the name

of the bakery where the baker was from, and they spent two hours reconstructing the cake, and it looks almost identical to the cake that she made. Oh, wow. That's awesome. Yeah, there you go. There's some good news, Amy. Okay, well, shout out to this third grader named Dimitri,

who saved his mom's life after she hit her head on the car door and fell unconscious. He had recently learned at his elementary school, CPR. So he was like, you know what? I know what I got to do. And when he was being interviewed by the news, it was super cute. He said, I just got to do CPR. I knew that's what I had to do. and he did it and she was able to be taken to the hospital.

She woke up five days later from being unconscious, but she woke up hearing what her son did and she's just like, wow, I am so proud of him. I credit him to being a part of saving my life. Man, there's so many things I think about. Like, one, I got to get on Twitter and spend five days seeing what happened. Because the last five days I have no idea what happened. I didn't start scrolling back.

And then two, I'm like, man, what a crazy awesome story. But really, I got to check Twitter for five days. Okay. Lunchbox? Yeah. Haley Dawson is a 7-year-old girl. She was born without three fingers on her right hand because of a birth defect. Well, she got one of those 3D printed hands,

and she got to throw out the first pitch at a Nationals game and an Orioles game. And now she's on a mission to throw out the first pitch at every Major League ballpark to show kids with disabilities that they can have dreams too and nothing can stop them. Yeah, I saw that. I saw her at Major League stepping in to finance this project. Oh, that's cool. And sent her to every stadium to do that. Yeah, that's awesome.

Man, how about that good news? But think about if you were out for like three or four days. Or are these people who go unconscious for a year? Yeah. And they wake up. That would you, so you go check Twitter from a year? For a year. I'd have to go through every tweet for a year and see what I missed.

Wow. The Bobby Bones show. You know the show I started watching is that show with Jessica Biel? Have you seen that show? No. I've seen people talk about it. Is it good? Do we need to start watching it?

Well, I watched one episode of it. Uh-huh. And it's called The Sinner, and I finished it. And I was like, oh, I need to ask somebody if I should keep going. Because I'm wondering. But there's like Narco Season 3. Yeah. There's like so much TV.

I know. But nobody's seen it on the show. No, but it gets 94% positive on Rotten Tomatoes. I will say I've heard from two people that it's good. But I just don't know if I trust these people, you know? Oh, I hate one. I don't trust somebody. They tell me something.

I trust you. That's why I need you to tell me. Okay, okay. I'll watch the second episode then. Okay. She seems tiny. Like, look up her height and weight. Can someone Google that real quick?

Oh, I can Google her. Okay. Okay. Celebrities are always different. When you see them personally, like, wow, you're so much bigger or you're so much smaller. Like, on this show, she seems like she's so tiny. She's five foot seven. Yeah.

It's be nice. Money diet. Yeah. Well, okay, I'll watch another episode of The Sinner with Jessica Bill. And then I'll let you guys know. I'll report back. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead.

Story of the day. This story comes to us from Baltimore, Maryland. Well, the construction crew did a two-for-one demolition when they accidentally knocked down the wrong building. They were supposed to knock down 212 East 14th Street. No way. They did 2.14, the building next door. Wow. So they ended up knocking both of them down.

Let's see. Imagine you have the building. That's the worst. That wasn't supposed to get knocked down. Your building is knocked down. I know. I can't. Wow.

Yeah. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. Guinness World Records just released their 2018 edition. So here are some of the weirdest current world records. Ayanna Williams has fingernails that are more than 20 inches long. They're pretty amazing. Have you seen them?

I know. They're like disgusting. It's pretty gross, but it's actually also quite impressive. She lives in Houston. She's been growing her nails for 24 years. It takes about a week to paint and manicure them. Yeah. And her grandkids have to do like all the house cleaning.

It's disgusting. How about this? 2018 Guinness World Records. A cat in Michigan has the longest tail at 17.5 inches. What? That's a long tail. A woman. has nearly five-inch eyelashes.

Wow. That's a lot. How does she do that? Benny Harlem has the world's recording for the tallest hair. It's 20 and a half inches tall. Oh, that's not that tall. The hair is almost two foot tall.

Okay, never mind. That's tall when you say it that way. He's 26 years old. How about this one? The 68-year-old guy, Jackie Miley, has the record for the biggest teddy bear collection. Owns 8,000 of them. Started with a single bear in 2000

And now has bears from all 50 states and 29 countries Over 8,000 teddy bears Those are some of the 2018 Guinness World Records, the new ones But I'm telling you, back in the day, I'm going to go back in the day on the kids right now Back in the day, we would go to the Guinness Book of World Records And just look through that thing and look at all of them Like world's fattest person, world's smallest person, most money And it was a cool thing

and every year a new big old book came out of the Guinness Book of World Records. Bones, my son just bought one, like last week, two weeks ago. They still make the book? Yeah, he brought it home from school. And your nine-year-old loves it? He loves it. We were reading it together the other day. It's great.

I know they don't publish the book as much anymore. It's all just online now, for the most part. Like, used to, you would just go buy it at the store. Right. And so now you have to kind of order it. But yeah, yeah, there's, I want to get like the, man, the longest fingernails are almost two feet long coming off your fingers. Isn't that crazy?

It's gross. The Bobby Bones show. All right, so I don't think I'm a morning person at all. I know I do a morning show, and I'm so pleasant. I'm so fun to be around. I know. Everybody's like, how are you not a morning person? You're so amazing to be around.

I know. I'm not, though. I would say I'm more of a wake-up around noon person if I have the opportunity. Are you a morning person around the room? Amy? Yes, morning person. Lunchbox? I'm an all-day type of person.

I'm good in the morning. Eddie? Heck, me. No, I hate the mornings. Me too, man. I want to go do afternoons in a minute if they would like let us pay us the same. Okay, so here, psychologists say you can be a morning person if you do these things. Number one, sleep on the left side of the bed.

It's a seven-step formula. I already sleep on the left side of the bed. Me too. How's do I? Check. Wear something yellow in bed. Set your alarm to your favorite feel-good song. I'm going to tell you, the yellow thing sounds ridiculous.

But really, if you do set your alarm to a song and it's a song that you love, I bet you there's something to that. How do you do that? How do you set your alarm to a song? Oh, your phone, you can set it to anything. You can make it play or any song you want. Welcome to 2000. Oh, my one clock still just goes, ah, eh, eh. Hopefully today at the Apple event, they show you how to do that lunchbox.

We announce a new iPhone. Number four, exercise five minutes when you wake up. That's it. Well, it's like right when you wake up. Like do five minutes to exercise. Okay. Do a headstand for two minutes. Stop it.

That helps, I bet, to get the blood flow. That's exactly it. An really cold shower. Yeah. No way. And then a slow energy release breakfast, like oatmeal or porridge. And those things, those seven things, if you do every morning, are going to take all morning long and you're going to be late to work. So.

But those are the seven things. I tell you, I bet there's something to that. music, though. Like putting your favorite song. I'm going to start doing that. My alarm now is the stupid alarm on the phone, like the most annoying one. And I beat it every morning because I wake up at 302 a.m. And I beat it. I usually wake up at like 301 and go to my eyes open and I stare it down. But I don't have anything pleasant. Anybody have a pleasant sound when they wake up? No, not whatever song's on the radio. Oh, you have the like the alarm clock. Yeah, the one that plugs in the wall. You're from a different time, dude.

I've had the same alarm clock since I've had since high school There we go Hey keep it real right dude That's right still there Got a lot of dust on it a lot of miles But it still works Yep

That's what they said about I don't know Okay Okay according to a poll 10,000 Americans The creepiest professions to have in 2017 I gave you guys a heads up Like morgue or funeral director

That's creepy Yep Man that's tough to do do. Like, I don't know that I could do that every day of my life. Yeah, that'd be hard. Other creepy jobs include taxidermist. Now, where I grew up, we had a lot of stuff stuffed, a lot of animal stuffed. And I don't know that I could do it, but a taxidermist isn't even that creepy to me growing up, like in the South where you hunt a lot. Yeah.

Is that creepy to anybody else with taxidermist? I find it creepy just because I don't like dealing with dead things, and I just think that'd be really weird to deal with that. every day of putting, I'm out. Clowns. I think clowns get a bad rap. I don't really think clowns are that creepy. Yeah, I think they're fun. Yeah, I think clowns are pretty much

like nickel back. People just like to pile on, even though they're pretty cool. Like, really, clowns are pretty cool. Nickelback's pretty cool, but everybody likes to pile on because it's easy. Also, ventriloquists. Yeah, they're weird. A little bit.

I mean, really, though. They're not creepy. I'll give you one that I think's creepy, because I just don't understand much like a funeral director, and I know it's a job that has to be done, it doesn't mean I don't respect it, but a gynecologist. Yeah.

That's creepy. I don't know how you do that. Okay. Yeah. Amy, you're a female. I mean, do you feel like that's a tough job? Yeah, I mean, and I also, I mean, and you and I were great friends with a doctor who has, like,

When you were going through medical school, you have to go through all the different, like, fields so you figure out what kind of doctor you're going to be. And he went through that. And he was like, yeah, I'm probably not going to be a gynecologist. That would be a tough one. But he's delivered. It's not what he does, but he has delivered over like 200 babies because he had to practice that. And he's told us some stories. And I just don't, as a female, like, I always like to go to a female.

The one time I went to a male, I saw him at a family barbecue, like a week later. And I was like, this is weird. You're like, remember that time? Yeah, I was like, no. I don't know. And then to be married to a gynecologist who's a male, like, he just, I don't know. I know it's unfair of us to say it. It is.

The least creepy occupations, number three, a weatherman, number two, a fireman, number one, an architect. All right now, nice prize for the studio here. Oh. I'll give you one second of a song. Oh, yeah. And see if you can name the song. Lunchbox versus Amy. Ready?

Okay. Here we go. Name the song with one second only. Wow, I can name that one. Me too. Hold on. Hold on. Me too. You want to hear it again?

Yeah, yeah. That's literally one second of the song. Oh, man, honey. Guys, it's easy. Eddie, we're not playing. It's a lot easier for us. You're a good reason. One second of the song.

Can you name that? Now I just have too many things in my head. Yeah, three seconds, please. Three, two, one. Amy, what do you have? All I can think of is bread elder, I don't know. Lunchbox. Oh, I got is Lady A.

No, this was the clip. Here's the song. No Such Thing as a Broken Heart from Old Dominion. Like, there's no such thing as a broken heart. Like, don't you hear it now? Yeah, totally. All right, one second of the song. Name this one.

You just got one second. Oh. You want it again? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Don't, don't, don't, no. Listen, sitting in their car. It's playing right now. Now.

Ah, ah. Make a lot of noises over there. Yeah, what are all the noises? All right. That's me sounding it out. I'm in. I'm in for the win. Amy.

Billy Currington, do I make you want to? Lunchbox. I have Billy Currington. Billy Currington make me want to. Amy, you have it. It's do I make you want to. It took me forever to get to that because all I could think of was how about the moon. Yeah, so.

All right. One second of the song. Here you go. Amen. Wow. Wow, Amy, that's good. Lightning bolts. I'm in for the win.

Whoa, both of you? Let me let the listeners hear it again. One second. Amy. Small town boy like me. Lunchbox? Homestown girl like you. You both were on the right song, but it's only called hometown girl.

Oh, no. Home town girl like you. Home town girl like you that I used to know? No song title would be called that long. Hey. I'll get better. Where she came from. Panther fried?

Oh. Oh, you guys were on the wrong song. Amy was on the wrong song. Lunchbox was on the wrong song. I was on the right song. Yeah, I was thinking Dustin Lynch. Yeah, you're thinking of Small Town Boy. Home Town Girl, wow.

Those are all, I didn't think of that. Yeah. Dang. All right. Here we go. One second of the song. Good luck. What?

Can you name the song by that one second? You got it, Bones? Well, obviously, you know what it is. One more day. If you don't have a clue, just... I have no clue on that one. Nothing? Okay.

She's my girl And my heart And my butt In my butt And my butt And the back of my And the back of my ride I get my cut

Put put Yeah She's my girl And my butt And the passenger What does that mean I don't know I don't know what that whole song means

That song would That song would creep me out When he would do the talking part Yeah In my heart In my butt All right He just

Say that He should be better. All right, here we go. I'm in. Guys, you got this. Oh my God. One second of song. It's the last one here. And I'm in.

I'm in for the win. Amy. You look good. Lunch rocks. Lady A. What do you have written down? I have Lady A right now. That's not the song.

You look good. Amy there. One second a song. Our winner is Amy this morning. Congratulations. Thank you very much. Did you dominate? Did you dominate?

No, I got better. I got better. You're a surprise. Moral victory. Yeah, I'm all about moral victory. Let's remember he said that. I'm all about moral victories, baby. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.

Amy's 32nd Skinny. So tonight is the big telethon for Hurricane Relief. They've added a lot of big names to the roster like, oh, Justin Timberlake, Dave Matthews, Diddy, Leonardo DiCaprio. Hand in hand, a benefit for Hurricane Relief is airing live on 17 Network. and 100% of all the money raised is going to go to affected areas. A couple things. One, I didn't know there were 17. It works like an air of this thing.

Yeah. Justin Timberlake posted that he was going to be in Nashville doing it, and then he took the post down, which I don't know what that's about. He was like, I'll be in Nashville. And then all of a sudden someone retweeted him, and then it was gone. So I'll be in Nashville doing it. I'm answering phones. So if I see him, I'll tell everybody he said hi.

Yeah. Maybe he's supposed to be a surprise and he forgot. Yeah. All right. What else? Well, Kenny Chesney hit the studio to make some music that's going to benefit the victims of Hurricane Irma and the U.S. Virgin Islands. And he posted a picture of him with a guitar. So obviously, Kenny, a big fan of the islands, trying to do whatever he can to support the people down there, which is pretty cool.

I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds, skinny. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. You bite your fingernails? No. Yeah, I do. And I can hang nails like crazy. Then I rip them out and they bleed. It's gross.

And I'm not gross. But is it, okay. I find it weird. You bite your fingernails because you're a germ do. I always watch my hands before I do there. Oh, you prep? I do. I prep. Okay, talk for me to bite my fingernails. I'm going to go sanitize. Is that weird? Because I scrub as much as I can before I bought my fingernails. Now that I know you scrub, I guess it's not weird. Nope. But, but I just don't get people that buy. Like my husband will bite his name. I don't get it. Like, why would you want to bite? your nail. I know it's a nerve. I don't know. It's like a habit thing.

It's a nerve anxiety thing. The lunchbox clips his toenails just because he's a, people clipped his toenails, but then he sets them aside and then eats them. They're protein. No, they're not. They're hair. They're hair. Yes, hair. No, it's not. Yes, it is. It is.

It's not hair, you fools. Okay. Who's the doctor here? There's not. None of us. Exactly. So you guys don't know. Well, then what are nails. You got us. He got us. You should Google that, though. All right. Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?

What do the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? You mean a great dill to me. That was the morning corny. Think about it. When you're on a date, like say a guy and a girl out on a date and they order sandwiches and there's pickles or something. As a guy, you could tell your girl date that joke. and she'll be like, OMG, you're so cute. I don't want to date you forever.

If she says OMG back, I'm like, I'm dating somebody way too young for me. Or I'm, lunchbox, boy, your computer's on fire over there. You're looking something up. Well, I thought she was going to say, what's the deal? That's one of the joke. I thought he was going to say, I looked it up and fingernails her hair. Yeah. Oh, oh, toe nails.

Oh, no, never mind. He's so good. The Bobby Bones Show. A mom was arrested over her 12-year-old daughter's tattoo. What that? What? 12 years old rock and rolling. Man.

The mom of a 12 year old has been arrested after a Jesus loves tattoo was spotted on her daughter's shoulder. I mean, does she get lesser because of Jesus? Yeah, I mean, I was thinking that. I was like, could we? Positive message? At least you didn't say something awful. The tattoo, which also featured a blue-green cross, was seen by a fifth grade teacher. The girl wore a strapless dress.

The teacher called police to say, there's a tattoo. to on the 12 year old. Both of the parents had a different story. It boiled down to just finger pointing. And none of the stories were she just went and did it herself. I didn't tell us. What's the difference between giving the girl a tattoo and the ears piercing?

The girl, like when a baby gets its ears pierced, the baby has no saying it. The parents do that also. Yeah, ears pierce can grow back. Oh, they can? Even close up. The tattoo can get removed? But that's painful.

That's color. I don't know. I'm not justifying that you can, I'm more concerned about the 12-year-old in a strapless dress. So many layers here. The tattoo. The most common last name in 2017. Oh, that's easy.

What do you think it is? Smith. I agree. So 2.5 million Smiths in America, number one. The second most popular name, Johnson. Oh, wow. Then Williams, Brown. Jones and Garcia

I was gonna say Shut up Stop it, come on Yeah Are you joking? Are you serious? We got a lot of these here What's Williams though?

Why did you say that? It's just one that came to mine As being popular Oh, not yours I didn't think mine was gonna be popular You're just popular Yeah, I guess so And mine's almost Jones

Yeah, Bobby Jones We kind of almost are all on this list Look at you guys I'm surprised at They're like Hispanic Last Name's only six Because there are a lot of us I mean I'm sure

shopped out of all of them, I would have thought, like, Rodriguez or like, because Garcia, I don't know. I mean, I know it's common. I don't know which are more common. Man, I would have thought like a Rodriguez would have been more common. My dad used to have a Mexican restaurant back in the day, fun fact, called Garcia's. Oh, that's cool, Amy. Named after who. We should call and ask him.

I don't know. My dad used to have restaurants in Austin and, like, as a kid. He just picked the most common last name. I was like, well, no. What can they relate to Garcia? There's a lot of good obviously. There's got to be a story behind it because he had a restaurant called Christopher's, which was my mom's maiden name. My mom was Judy Christopher.

Did he know Eddie's family? Possibly. I'm going to be like, Dad, why was Garcia called Garcia's? And then he also had, pass the biscuits please. That was the name of restaurant? That was more of like a country kitchen. Yeah, I figured. That was the whole name of the restaurant?

Pass the biscuits please. Was there a comma? Yeah. And then an exclamation point. Your dad was like emerald back in the day. Yeah. It was the 80s. Man, he was really great.

Oh, it's been times a wild, and everybody had restaurants. That was crazy. They looked at him, though, but he had a Mexican restaurant, a country restaurant. Garst in a steak and American. Like, this dude. Wow, he was killing. Christopher's was nice. Like, the weight, like, I remember I went there as a kid, and we served my mom's cheesecake.

It was on the menu as Judy's cheesecake, and my sister had Christy's catfish. But anyway, the waiters wore bow ties and suits. Did Amy's dad have more wives or restaurants? Oh, that's a tough one. Oh, restaurants. Yeah. Really? Well, yeah, because later after that, after he went bankrupt with those,

there was Mr. Gaddies that he worked for. I guess he didn't own those, but he was in the restaurant business for years. How many wives did he have total? Four. And how many restaurants do you think? Probably around about? I don't know. Maybe it's equal if you're talking about ownership.

This is a body bones show. Bobby bones. So the fireman had to come to your house, huh? Yeah. It was false alarm, though. Nothing was on fire or wrong. It's just an accident. It's always false alarm.

though. Yeah, but I was impressed with their ability to get there as quickly as they did, and they were not taking no for an answer to come inside. They wanted to check on things and make sure that we were good. I was like, no, no, no, false alarm, it's fine. They're like, ma'am, we need to come in and inspect the place.

So they came in, checked out my alarm, checked out the house, played with my dog. It was awesome. They were great. Wait, so what happened to make them come out? Well, I've been having issues with my ADD-A-T panel and I was messing with it, And I set the fire alarm button off.

So you set it off. Accidentally. Okay. But they showed up. You made it sound like it was like a mechanical error. It really was a mechanical error. And you threw ADT under the bus when you pushed the button. No, I have been having so many issues with my control pad.

I don't even know what's happening. It's a hot mess. And it's not like I pressed the fire button. Something happened and I slipped and it went. But either way, I knew right where their firehouse was because I walked my dog. by it all the time. And I'm like, y'all are always so nice to like, you know, y'all always wave, say how they're sitting on their rocking chairs. They're like, yeah, we really enjoy the neighborhood. We love everybody. And then I put them on my Instagram stories and a couple of my girlfriends

were interested in one of the guys. So now I'm like, should I go swing by and see if he's single? Yes. How cool would it be if one of my friends ended up dating a guy that got called to my house for a false alarm? Did they act your door? Like, let us see. No, but they did bang with a lot of force. It was like, boom, boom, boom. Like, I was startled. I didn't know I wasn't expecting guests. They had a fire truck?

Yeah, they had a fire truck, the lights on and everything. I know. You should have called Eddie Jr. He would love that. I know. Last time this happened to us, my husband was cooking bacon, and the alarm, the fire alarm did go off, like, legit. And they showed up in record time, and we were like, oh, we're just cooking bacon. Whoops.

Okay, one, one, you're annoying, because you've got the fire department. I'm calling you twice for no reason. And if I'm them, I'm like, we got a call from Amy again. They're so awesome, though. I was like so impressed with how cool they were. Two. Do you have to pay for that?

Good question. My husband was already concerned about that. But in this case, we, no. I don't, the bacon one, no. And the bacon one, we lived in a different house, same neighborhood, but we were literally like less than a block from the firehouse. And honestly, I think sometimes they're like looking for something to do.

Stop it. I was with Amy. at her house a couple days ago, and we were just walking down the road. And she loves right next door to one of the brothers of Osborne guys. And I was looking for the car that Amy backed into accidentally. It wasn't there. Like, it's gone.

Wow. Yeah. She left a note and everything. And she was like, and that's the house where they saw me hit the car. Those neighbors, they were outside. Their jaws dropped. Because they were like, how did that even happen? I was like, I know. Trust me. Welcome to my life. I got to go see the scene. It was pretty cool.

It was pretty cool. Yeah, you're the scene of the crime. All right. Yeah, go ask the firefighter if he's single. I mean, it's a great way to, like, if you're into firefighters. And who's not? Like, well, apparently a lot of girls are. I got multiple questions. Of course.

Is that guy on the far right? Is he cute? Okay. All right, Amy, thank you for the update. There's a 10-pound donut. They will deliver a 10-pound donut to your hotel room at the J.W. Marriott in California. You can order a 10-pound peanut. pink donut.

10 pound a donut. It's crazy. You got to be kidding me. It costs $219.19. It's called donut disturb. That's funny. That is really funny. Good play on word.

And they wheel it into the room with milkshakes, right? The 10 pound pink donut measures three feet wide and a foot high comes in the room with milkshakes and ready to rock, man. Food Beast had this story. Dang. Holy cow. That's a big old donut. The fidget spinner inventor made no money.

What? The invention of the fidget spinner. Stop it. Stop it. Uh-huh. Her name is Catherine Hittinger. She invented the fidget spinner over 10 years ago. She could not afford the patent.

She made no money. She had the patent for eight years, but she couldn't pay the renewal fee, which is $400. Oh, no. And so she would have made $100 million. of dollars. So who made all the money? I don't know who owns a patent to it.

God, that is terrible. Yeah. This is the worst story I've ever heard. That's like the reverse lottery. Yeah. Yeah, like you do something amazing and you don't get credit for it and you... Well, that's sort of wrong. Like, who took it from her?

It's called business. It's not a take. If it doesn't exist, if no one has it, you don't go find the person and go, hello, who invented this? have a patent for you? You know, I mean... Yeah, she should have patent it. I know, but just out of like, you know, niceness. Generosity.

The situation stinks for her. Yeah. It does. But you don't start making it and then go, I wonder who actually invented this. Let me find them. But how much did the people make that have it? Way more than she did.

You know, there's a story like this shark tank, Spikeball, it's this game that's been sweeping the nation. These kids played it when they were kids, and they were like, oh, that's cool. and then 15 years later, they were like, huh, wonder what's going on with that? They went and bought it for like $1,000 from the guy, and then they got a deal on Shark Tank. We played Spikeball. We were playing behind Sam Hunt's bus with it.

That's right. It was Sam's set, and then they ended up bringing us one by the studio. We never touched it again. I mean, it was nice to them to bring it by. That happened, I feel like there are a couple other stories like that. Oh, I know one. Lunchbox's Terry pants. When I invented tearaway pants in the fifth grade, you didn't invent tearaway pants.

You invented jorts, basically. where you rip off the bottom of the band. Yes, but they were sweatpants. That was something different. Swartz. And so I took them to invent America in fifth grade at Reed Elementary, and they told me, that's not a very good idea. Oh, what do you know?

They're everywhere, and someone got millions upon billions of dollars. Millions upon billions. You know what? When I go home today, I'll take a picture of them because I got them in my closet, and you're going to be like, wow, those are amazing. Okay. Thank you. What are you looking for that on your Instagram?

That's right. The Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show. Now time for a segment we call. That's rude. Amanda on Twitter said, I just looked up what Bobby Bones looks like. Better stick to hiding behind a microphone.

That's rude. Ashley on Facebook says, Listen, I can't stand the show at all anymore. Can't stand Amy. If you got rid of her, that'd be great. Well, that's rude. Rich on Facebook says Dump LB

unless he can actually contribute something other than yelling and reminding everyone they're adults that still act like they're five-year-olds Well, that's rude This one's from Chris Eddie's fake with his perfect family Nobody's buying it Eddie Hashtag Eddie's so fake

That's rude That's rude Page on Twitter says If I hear one more song Bobby Bones is singing I'm going to rip my ears off. For the love of God, please stop. That's rude. This segment is awesome.

And I actually have about five pages of them. But I always like to find those because it gives me a reason to play Namaste. Then it's like, who is this from? Page, here you go, Paige. This is for you. Namaste from the raging idiots. That's rude. 7.30 in the morning.

In the suit. I was born in Girl, why are you laughing at me? Come on, baby, with my khakis. I'm running late. Need to beat it like Jackson. But you're kind of a distraction because I can't stop watching you

showing me your Savasana. Like the best-looking bad influence I ever saw probably ought to hit the road, but now a mistake. Ain't no way. I'm about to leave you in a press. along the floor like that you look a little lonely on that

mat, I should be saying goodbye, I might lose my job but namestay Come on baby, let me jump on those stretches you'll do it I'll be a student don't know nothing about yoga at all probably gotta hit the road

but namestay, namestay, namaste, but you're making it impossible index pants looking on flexible in your Namaste Ain't no way I'm about to leave you in a press on the floor

on that mad make goodbye I might lose my job probably gotta hits around Mistake Namaste Namaste Namaste

You're the best looking bad and fluids I ever Seas but namaste Ain't a way I'm about to leave you in a pretzel on the floor like that You look a little

lonely on that mad I should be saying goodbye I might lose my job, but now I'm a stay. Come on, baby, let me jump in all those stretches you're doing. Nothing about you'll get off. Probably ought to hit the row. Amistay. Namaste.

Probably got to hit the row. But namaste. Amistay. It's the Bobby Bones show. What's the deal with these dominoes that fall down and you have to count the dominoes? Yeah, Pizza Hut's doing it. It's a way for them to fight dominoes. They're big competitors.

So they're using dominoes and there are a lot of dominoes. It's like a two and a half minute video from the time the first dominoes starts till the last one falls. But what's the goal? To count, if you could count the dominoes in the video and the person who can guess the perfect amount of dominoes that are in the video gets pizza for life. Wow. And guess what I did? I got my wife, my kids, everyone, watch the video over and over, count every domino. because we want Pizza Hut for the rest of our life.

So we did. So it was a family thing. Oh, yeah. My wife watched it, then Junior watched it, and Junior Jr. watched it, and we all kind of came up with a round number. One, that's kind of cool that you did it together. So that's kind of a family thing.

I mean, we're serious about this. Can you imagine pizza for life? Oh, you keep saying that. Yes, I can. That's really exciting. You know we eat pizza every Friday night. You do love pizza. Yeah.

We'll go on the road, and I'm like, where can we get something kind of healthy? Or healthy. And sometimes if there's a Taco Bell open, they'll have the protein bowl. I'll go get that or we'll go to like a truck stop and I'll get some. But Eddie will walk a mile to go to pizza. Pizza. Yeah.

I like pizza. He will go to. It's funny they're using dominoes and a pizza hot tank. It's their way to domino them out. But why don't even talk about it. Ooh, good point. No, no. It is literally making me crave dominoes.

Like, that's a, it's just, they should have done something different. They should have put a bunch of pepperonies in a pile and you count how many are there. Okay. Oh, no. I'm just thinking. You count the pepperonies. So we'll let you guys know if we guessed the right amount of number. It would be like Burger King going, how many Ronald McDonald's walk by in this five-minute

video? I get it. I get it. You're so right. We're all thinking dominoes now. I probably said the word dominoes more than I've said pizza. Exactly. How many, you don't have to give your number out?

I can't. Because if the people get the same number, does everybody get it? Like, if you get the number, what? First person to get it, gets it so you can say your number because if you've submitted your your guess is in and no one else can steal you. your number. So how many submitted? We submitted, yes. My wife had one and I had another one.

Gosh, what was it about? I don't even know. It was more than $4 million. Oh, yeah, yeah. Come on. You counted that, maybe? Well, not like domino for domino. There's a little rounding going on, but yeah.

It's that many domino. Oh, dude, it's a long domino thing. Oh, Domino's, Domino's, which is craving dominoes. I would like if Ben Cross Domino's right now. Yeah, Bencress is the best. I like it when they break the, in their commercials, they're like, we're building new dominoes everywhere. How are we talking about Domino's right now?

I know. You started this. Maybe somebody that used to work for Domino's went to work for Pizza Hut. Oh, double agent. Yeah, double agent. And they're like, hey, guys, I got this great campaign. Oh, wow. Okay.

Yeah. Good luck with that. Thank you. Pizza for life. Pizza for life. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you.

That's my gang in high school. Yeah. Pizza for life? Yeah. 4L. P4L. The Bobby Ball. Apple will announce the new iPhone today at One Eastern,

12 Central, 10 Pacific. So here's some facts that you might not know about Apple. Steve Jobs, his GPA in college, 2.65. It's around mine. One semester and dropped out. Only like doing topography. That's it. Steve Jobs sold his Volkswagen,

and Steve Wozniak sold his calculator to raise money for their new company, which they started in the garage. Ronald Wayne was the other original co-founder, but he left the company 12 days after it was founded. He sold his 10% share of the company for $800. Oh, my goodness. Yikes.

If he had stayed, it'd be worth around $60 billion today. Man, why? Can you give me some positive news? Because that is, like, and he says he doesn't regret it. He's a lying fool, right? Well, I read the Steve Jobs book. Here's why he sold it, because it was one of those where if the company went under, he would owe a bunch of money.

And so he didn't feel like the company was in a good spot, and he didn't want to owe money. So he was like, I'm out. It made Andrew Box. But yeah, I'm sure he wishes he would have done something different. But, but like they took care of him, right? Amy, I don't know. I don't think so.

It's like Brian Dunkelman. He loved Idol. They're not going to take care of them. That's not how life works. You don't make a decision. And then when someone else does good, you automatically get taken care of because somebody else does good. I know, but just as like friends and like, hey, you were a part of this.

I get why maybe you had to get out. Like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. of Buku's the money, and you're my boy, so here you go. I don't know. Everything you say to Syria is sent to Apple, analyze, and stored for up to two years. Dang.

Yeah, spying. Apple sells 554 iPhones every minute. Still? That works out to more than nine iPhones a second being sold. Oh, my goodness. And here may be the craziest stat of them all, because Apple's announcing the new iPhone today. Montana, North Dakota, West Virginia, South Dakota, Vermont, and Wyoming. Six states, not one single Apple store.

What? Why? Right? Isn't that crazy? How? I don't know. I guess they have Apple and other parts of the stores, but they don't have any Apple stores in those states. Oh. Interesting, indeed.

I rest in my case, Your Honor. Well, whatever. There you go. Some facts about Apple for you. I can't wait to see what's going to happen today with the big Apple announcement. I hope the phone is like $5 million. and I hope it does something cool. Tonight's a big telethon.

What can you tell us about it, Amy? Well, it's going to air live on 17 Network, so it's going to be all over the place. 100% of all the money raised is going to go to affected areas, which is pretty cool. And then, like, every celebrity is being added to this thing like crazy.

Like Justin Timberlake, Oprah, Justin Bieber, Blake Shelton, Reese Witherspoon, George Clooney, Bobby Bones. I like how you threw it my name it at the end and then laughed. Like, nothing makes me feel more, because I already feel dumb. Yeah, Dave Matthews, Diddy.

Like, I'm part of the phone answering system. Yeah. Which they're putting, listen, if I'm on it, I don't know how powerful of a celebrity that is. But I'm answering the phones, right? So people will call. What happens is they give the donations to the real people, and then some of the people get patched through to celebrities and the celebrities say thank you. Yeah.

My thought is, what if you actually get that golden ticket? And they're like, I want to patch you through to a celebrity. and you're on like Milwaukee, Wisconsin. And you're like, I'm about to be patched through and I'm going to talk to George Clooney. And all of a sudden, he picks up, hey, it's Bobby Bone, just want to say thank you. And they're like, Bobby, who?

What? Like, for sure, I'm going to break some hearts tonight by answering the phone. Is there a way to make sure you get, like, patch through with someone and say, like, I don't know, Wichita, Kansas? No, I don't know. Because you can't ask for what celebrity.

because even the people that listen to the show die hard, they'd still rather talk to Diddy. No, I would rather talk to you than Diddy. Nobody would pick me. And that's okay, but I'll be answering the phones tonight. Watch for me on, I don't know if I'll be on TV, but I'm dressing nice. So you don't know if you're in TV,

but you're going to be dressed up like you're on TV? They told me to dress up. It's like a celebrity phone bank. I think like the Rascal Flats are answering phones. Duh, Rascal Flats? Uh-oh. Rascal Flats. Sorry.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, so watch tonight, not for you. for me. If you can't help, help. I just know I'm going to disappoint so many people. Oh, man, it's going to be so funny. They're going to be like, how are you a celebrity? They're like, what do you do? They're Googling me on the phone. Hold on a minute. Let me Google you. Somebody's going to get Oprah. All right. Thank you. Pile on him. There you go.

Get your last dog pile shot in there. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Okay, Bobby, you fly a lot for work, right? Do you sleep on the plane? Sometimes I always, when you're, walk on the plane between 10 and 12 rows back. I sit on the far right side up against the spot where there's not a window. It's the same exact way and I lean my head over and I try to sleep. I don't always, but I try to. And I fly southwest 90% of the time. So why? Why do you ask?

Well, you need to wake yourself up before landing at all times. Oh, I'm telling you, if I'm asleep and that plane lands for about three seconds, I think I'm in a plane crash every single time. When that thing, Will hits the ground, I think I'm dying in a plane crash for about three hard seconds and it startles the crap out of me. Is that why? No. Well, I mean, there could be that. Also, I've heard it could be really bad for your neck to like, you know, bounce around if you're not sitting controlled. But I was reading that you could like cause major damage to your ears. Because you know when you're starting to land, you need to like pop your ears and like give them relief. Well, if you're sleeping, you can't do it. And that leads to dizziness, ear infections,

hearing loss and even nosebleeds. Yeah, I just scare myself. And I hit the person next to me like, whenever I hit three nights because I think I'm in a plane crash every time. Okay, well, sleeping on a plane is dangerous. Okay, fall is right around the corner. Like, you might feel like it's fall because pumpkin pie spice lattes are out, but it's not until September 22nd.

They make pumpkin pie spice lattes? I slipped up. It's pumpkin spice latte. Or whatever. Just stop. Listen to me. September is the biggest month for weight gain because the temperature starts to drop.

We start to eat a little bit more. and we start to put on the winter wait starting in September. I'd like to argue that. What? I would say that November would be because you're cold and it's Thanksgiving. That's true. I would say Thanksgiving to Christmas is definitely when I'm like not, I don't want to wear jeans. I want to wear like stretchy pants.

I don't wear anything. I go straight Winnie the Pooh from like November 25th till January 1st. I try to go as Winnie the Pooh as possible because it just don't feel pretty. You know what I mean? What is that? Just a little shirt and nothing else? She has a T-shirt and nothing else. And it's a shirt that's too big.

I have an oversized shirt. I go straight Winnie the Pooh for a month. Oh, great. All right, what else? Okay, do you know America's favorite sport? Yeah, it's probably football. It gets the biggest rating. But which football?

Which one? Depending on what part of the country, the NFL gets to bigger ratings. I would say people are more passionate about college football if you're in the South and Southeast. But television-wise, the NFL gets to, bigger ratings. Okay, I have the stats. Okay, go ahead. Yeah, pro football

is America's favorite sport. Baseball comes in second, followed by college football, then auto racing, pro basketball, hockey, then soccer. Wow, I'm surprised auto racing's that high up. Just by a couple of spots. Do we call it auto racing or do we call it NASCAR? Two different kinds, but I want to call it NASCAR because

that's the only kind that I'm familiar with. But I guess there's Formula One. There's Formula 1, which there's that big, the only track in America is in Austin. Yeah. Then there's trucks and there's like midget cars. There's truck racing? Oh yeah.

Drag racing. There's all sorts of kind of racing. There's like racing for pinks. That's all my neighbor. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Where there's a girl who drops the towel. It's like, ready boys? And she drops it to the ground as soon as it hits.

That's not real. That's fast and the furious. It's real. Sometimes I'll pull up and I'll be on a Jeep. And someone like, I'll race for pinks. and I'm like, nope, and they drive off. Oh my gosh. Okay.

Okay. Who in this room is going to admit to sleeping with a stuffed animal because one and four of you are doing it? I don't think it's an admission thing. I don't think any of us do it. We don't. I don't know it. A new study says that when it comes to millennials, one and four is sleeping with a stuffed animal. I sleep with a live animal. Sometimes he will bring a stuffed animal into the bed, but it's his. Okay, so it's you.

Ooh, that counts. That's rare. No, no. I don't think that's a live animal I don't think that's the true thing I don't think guys sleep with stuffed animals Yeah or like security blankets Yeah it's called a comforter

No Like Brett Elders still sleeps with the thing he was born with Yeah so do I hey hey I get it Yeah That's one I got Thank you very much I'll be it all week to be waitress

Hey there's Amy's pile of stories Thank you Bobby Bones everybody Across America This is a Bobby Bones show I think Amy's the coolest one on our show As far as Like she hangs out with the coolest people

She dresses the coolest I think she's kind of the cool one But we agree Yeah Oh absolutely She has all these friends They're like Songwriters and songwriters' wife

And like ah look at me I'm like a hipster I hang out these hipster cool places That's how I see Amy What? She makes her own deodorant Like kind of a hippie Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. So even fashion-wise, Amy, takes risks. Like, I think it's awesome. Amy, I'm not talking bad about it, about you. Okay. You're just the coolest. I wish that I would get upset.

I wish you guys would call me the coolest person on the show. Because I don't feel that cool, and I'm not trying to be cool. And if y'all think I'm cool, I guess that's cool. But I don't. It is. It is. You are just cool. You don't even try.

Okay, what's your point? Amy went to the store and tried some of those jeans that have the rip in the butt because she's fashion forward. It's like, you wear the jeans that you can see your butt because there's a grip in it. Like for a while now, rips in the front, like in the knees and everywhere has been really in style. Well, the next, like the trend right now is a rip in the butt. And so what did you think, cool girl? No way.

I didn't even want to go outside of the dressing room to show the sales girl that was working. And she convinced me to try them on. And I was with another friend that was like, yes, you've just got to try them on. Well, what did they show your butt crack, your butt cheek? What does it show? Yeah, well, like in between your butt and your what hamstring, there's just a rip. And I'm like, this is totally inappropriate and not cool. Like, I don't get it.

There's just no way that this is cool. And they're like, the girl working was like, this is so cool. This is so cool. You have to try these on. Three months. I know, right? And if you, no, I mean, I just don't, I'm not that. That's not my, like, I don't know that I could show that.

But it really is subtle. You do art festivals And it's like, boom Oh yeah, you show a lot, Amy Yeah, you do. People are like, where did this come from? It's like, the jack in the box, Boom, there's Amy, and they're like, wow.

Oh, because I wear yoga clothes the rest of my life. Give it three months. No. I know, I am always behind the trends for sure, so I thought I'd get ahead of this one and maybe try them on and see if I could be cool enough. But I just do not think I can pull these things off at all. I have an appointment today for a close fitting because I'm going to try some of those front crotch-rotts,

rip jeans. Please don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on. I'll be wearing them in tomorrow. We'll get a check out of them, right? Okay, okay, okay. This is a Bobby Bones show, Bobby Bones. Gonna go tonight, I'll be doing the telethon.

I don't know if you'll see me on TV or not. I'll be there answering phones. You know, I'm not doing it to be seen on TV, but if I am seeing a TV, I'm not going to be mad. I'll be honest with you. but I'm just going to be answering phones and people call and they make donations and I hope lots of donations are made and they make a ton of money and they get patched through to a celebrity. Some people do and that's the only thing I'm worried about is that I'm going to be disappointed whenever I'm the one that picks up the phone. A little bit of me is worried about that already. And so heads up.

They're going to be hoping they get Usher and it's me. I don't think Usher's doing it. You're fine. I'm doing that tonight. Amy, what are you doing tonight? and give me ask for me. Okay. Meg donation to ask for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I will. They'll probably be like, oh yeah, Bobby Bowens is no problem. He's available. He's sitting over there by himself. He's not busy at all. Hey, Bobby, come here. Can you get a Bobby Jones on the line?

So try to call and get me tonight. Okay. That's what I'm going to do. I'll be busy. Like, show's over. I'm flying back right now. So I'm in California. I leave.

I come right back. And I get out to plane. I go straight to answering phone. and then back at it, back at it, back at it. That's it. Thanks for listening to the show today. I do want to mention that on Thursday, I'm doing a Bobbycast, and it's a show you can subscribe on iTunes or IHeartRadio,

and it's with the real-life detectives from Narcos, like the guys, you know, that were the show's about. Yeah. How'd you get that anyway? Honestly, no idea. Okay. All I know is Bobby's. The podcast has 2 million followers now, like subscribers.

And so when you start to get people to start coming at you to be booked on stuff. So I don't, I mean, they came at us when we'd love to be on this. So we're like, okay, cool. So yeah, it's a meet Thursday. But you can subscribe now and listen to them by Jake Owen, Karen Fairchild, Dirk Spentley, Merrin Morris, Shane McAnally, like big songwriter. It's a really cool thing. That's it.

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