The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Tries Out A New Parody Song + Lunchbox Attempts To Make World's Most Complicated Starbucks Order

Episode Date: July 11, 2018

Bobby gave us a live rendition of his new parody to Dan + Shay's "Tequila." Lunchbox attempts to make the longest and most difficult Starbucks order. Also, Amy talks about her kids' favorite artists.�� Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Best Feens. Lots of people are tweeting me about this one. All right. The Bobby Bones Post Show pre-show. Zippity do da, zippity day. My, oh, my. wonderful day. Plenty of sunshine coming your way.

Zippity doodoo da, zippity day. We just finished the show. A couple things I'd like to bring up. Thing number one is, for some reason today we got sidetracked again and did not get to the pile. I'm starting to think, like, what is happening? Is my pile about to get the boot? That is the thing. That's how it starts.

But I am just not going to think that. I'm just thinking we got carried away. We had talking about Dave Ramsey. Yeah, yeah, I got carried away. I hear you? Here's Amy's pile of stories. Okay, so Barbie feet. Anybody, y'all don't?

It's like, it's the trend on Instagram right now with people taking photos. So Barbie kind of like always looks like she's up on her tippy toes. That's the way her feet are kind of like pointed. But if you'll notice some girls, if they don't have shoes on, they want to appear to make their legs longer or with whatever they're wearing, excuse me, if they don't have heels. They go up on their tippy toes and it makes their legs look longer. And it just made me think of Bobby because I feel like sometimes you do Barbie feet in pictures

Only to look taller, that's the only reason That's exactly it I call it tippy toes I don't call it Barbie feet Well now you can know It'd be like okay guys I'm going to bust out my Barbie feet real quick That's part of my Barbie feet I'm gonna

What happens is sometimes I don't wear shoes In the studio And artists are coming in big boots And I'm pretty tall guy But still their big boots make them taller I'm like screw this You don't want to be the short one in the picture No I'm Barbie feet

Yeah What else I'm saying So Starbucks announced that they plan to completely eliminate plastic straws in all their stores globally by 2020. And I don't know. The plastic thing, straw thing is just sticking out to me because I've been drinking these macho lattes with plastic straws and getting slammed for it on Instagram. So I started to do more research. I'm like, oh yeah, maybe I shouldn't be in all this plastic. And then my husband bought me a metal straw because I bought paper straws and I just didn't like the taste. But I assume Starbucks

is going to move to paper straws. So they need to figure out that taste thing because it's just sometimes they don't taste good. Yeah, for me, I'm stocking up on plastic straws for when they go away. And sell them to everyone? It's like straw prohibition and what's going to happen? Yeah, and you're going to be the guy. I'm going to be smuggling them. There's a secret knock at your door. You need those straws, man.

Honestly, my husband. How much for a straw? How much for a quarter straw? Come on, man, I'll give you five bucks for a straw. Hey, guys, guys, I told you that no straws today. Come on, man, we need straw. I'm a keyster him into prison. Wow, that's a hard keyster. No.

I don't know that's a hard keyster. It's right. The shape. Stop it. What? What? Come on. Well, I mean, one at a time.

No, a bunch. There's a long straw. I don't know. I want to do silly straws, though. I like the ones that are going to be in, like that. You try to get the straight straw, the silly straw, huh? But like. So it's going to be a little more.

No, I really think you might be honest in the case plastic straws do disappear. Because my metal one's great and all, but, oh, one day it was dirty and I hadn't cleaned yet, so I grabbed a plastic one, and I was like, oh, I missed it. It's like drinking a Coke after a long time. Yeah. It must be like when people, they need a cigarette. I've never smoked. But they finally smoke and they're like, oh.

That sounds so good. That's it. Okay, so shout out Starbucks for doing that. And then speaking of slurping stuff and straws. Okay. Go ahead. Speak of it. Yes.

Got my attention. Yeah. Eyes are open. It is free slurpee day because it's National 711 day and 711 celebrates by handing out free slurpees. Did you know the slurpee was just yawned? It's after the showd me. And this is why my pile is getting. It's also after the show. Everybody, give me a freaking break, okay?

Tell me about the slurpees. I don't have to really do anything else. Did you know the slurpy, I believe, was invented at Dairy Queen? Interesting. Did they associate with ice cream? I know, that's why it's interesting because you don't associate the Slurpee. Yeah, I didn't even know Dairy Queen never had a slurpee. Yeah, I believe that the Slurpy, here we go.

Ready? The Slurpee was invented at a Dairy Queen. In late 1950s, this guy in Kansas City owned a rundown dairy queen. When a Soda found one on the Fritz, he is a slurpy. improvised, put some bottles in the freezer to stay cool, pop to top, they're little too frozen and slushy. Folks loved them, and that's where the slurpy came from. And then he had it, and he called it an icy, right?

And the drink concept was licensed to 7-Eleven, and then they named it the slurpy because the sound you made a straw. So this guy made so much money. Wow. Do you know where the first milkshake was made? I just know this off the dome. Because it's not, it's totally not what you would think. Nope.

Okay, go ahead. Let me play this one thing. The first milkshake, if it's ever made in salt. Ever, it's got to be old. Yeah. And they don't have milkshakes, so it can't be McDonald's. At one point in time, they maybe had milkshakes here, but you would definitely not go here for a milkshake ever. Oh, for sure.

Takenama sushi bar. They do have good milkshakes. They don't go out of never drinking milkshake from there. What is it? On the corner of Helene Happy at Walgreens. Walgreens. Walgreens had milkshed? Yeah, because pharmacies used to have little, you know, you go to pharmacy.

Yes. and I guess the guy that worked at the Walgreens somehow put the ice cream with the milk and blended it, you know, malted it up and served the first malted milkshake. Hmm. At Walgreens. How about that?

Yeah. The more you know. Oh, what else that means in your pile? I think that's it. No, my file's done. That was Amy's pile of stores. Let me just be honest for a second. That's what I'm all about transparency.

Okay. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night because my air conditioner was out. and I'm waking up every 47 minutes sweating. The air has been out for five or six days at this point. And again, I'm not complaining. Crime me a River, right? You know what?

But still. I'm so hungry right now. Oh, so I get my, you mean wrap it up? You know, cry me a river. Well, here's the thing. The holiday happened and nobody wants to come fix your air on the holiday. They're all living with their own air. And so I haven't had any air.

And so I just had a fan blow. on me last night. So you're allowed to yawn. I didn't get a lot of sleep. Yons are not controllable. If you yawn just like right now my stomach's growling, I can't stop that. The story came out about Demi Moore. She had her American Express card stolen, and they ran up $169,000 on it.

Dang, she must not have a limit. Prior's one of those black cards. American Express doesn't really have a limit. You just have to pay it off at the end of the month. Yeah, and Amex, you have to pay off every month. Hold on. I don't know this. I don't know this. Yeah, you can spend whatever you want, but you've got to pay it off at the end of the month.

You can't. There's no line up. credit. Is that right? Yes. Yeah, because I had blown no way right now. So wait, is that a higher, like, you have America Express like your baller? You have a yearly membership. But that's a black card.

No, this is just any American Express. You have to pay to have an American Express period? Correct. I have one, I don't pay. What? Are you sure? You pay a yearly fee. They have a different version for I mean, you know, like another version. The one I had, you did have to pay a yearly. It's like the iPhone that doesn't call all the things.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have like a burner. And you'll notice that it is a little bit different because you know when you go places sometimes they're like we don't take American Express. Correct. Why? Because they charge different business. They charge the store to use American Express. How do you guys even know this? Because I had one.

And it's all on the fine print. You guys have an American Express? Yes. Not anymore. I had one when I was single. Yeah. I mean, it's a credit card bones. It's not like you have to be cool to have one?

Yeah, that's exactly what I had. It's not a black card. It's a gold card. It's just the rules of the company. Like you, but it's a good one. And it holds you accountable because you have to pay it off every month. You can't rack up a bill. What's the rules of that black card?

Oh, that one you have to be baller says. But I mean, look at, Eddie, Google the rules of that. Because Lunchbox is always talking about wanting a black card. But it seems like you have to make. Well, I think it's a $5,000 one-time initiation fee and a $2,500 annual fee. You got to pay $5 grand just to get the card. But what does the card give you? There has to be so many benefits to that.

Because no one that's smart with their money would spend $5,000 just to have something. Correct. Oh, yeah, there's perks associated. There has to be. Mike, here comes might do with it. What's invitation only version of all? Invitation only. Can you apply for an invitation?

Yeah. Because how do they know? What do they do? Like call banks or stock Instagram? Yeah. They're like, ooh. So I went to like a gala one time and there was a silent auction and John Mayer was there and he had a black card.

I've seen people with black cards I've never seen one I got accused of having one and I was like no that's a Southwest Visa gift Is your Southwest card black? It is and Amy Let me tell you

Why? Because mine's blue Does that mean something? I'm pretty colorblind But I do think it's black No you're You must be a have higher status I have I basically own a Southwest plane

With all the cards There are points that I get All your miles and stuff yeah I get so many points up For my using this credit card Bobby's always the first on the plane Like don't you always get A1 or something? Sometimes I go, do you want to fly today?

Pilot option? Yeah, like, hey, you have so many points. Like, do you want to go and use this? We're going to get you to the real front of the plane. But, yeah, my Southwest card is pretty good. I didn't know it was a thing, though. And I don't know that it's black. All dark colors are the same to me.

I'm colorblind. Yeah, mine's just like gray. Yeah, I don't know. You have a Southwest card, do? I do. Oh, credit cards I got, but. Mine could be that, too. I'm not.

We go grab my wallet, somebody. Hey, Morgan number two, would you might walk into my office to grab my wallet? Yeah. Thanks. You just leave your wallet around? I'm careful in his office. Yeah, but the office doors open and everybody's in and out. There are a lot of people in this building that we don't really know.

Yeah. What I'm saying? Who cares? No, that's still your credit, your identity, dude. Life lock. I have a life lock. Oh, that's true. They're all sitting by right now, just watching mine, ready to hit a button.

Yes, they are. Send the troops. Yep. Thank you, Morgan. Let me look at this credit card. I only have two credit cards. I have one credit card, one debit card. That's it.

Yep. Same. Tell me what color this is, aim. That's green insurance card. That's your green card? The color's that? Let me see. Is yours?

Let me compare. Or is it charcoal? Let me compare. Then I got to find out what this means because I'm going to call. Oh gosh. And I'll be like. Because you want to get upgraded? Oh, yep.

Yours is different. Yeah. Yours is darker than mine. You go meow? Oh, it's different. Meow. Meow. No.

Wow. Meow. Okay. So, yours is darker. And in the top right hand corner, mine just says plus. And yours says premiere. business. Oh, wow.

So I need to change mine to a premier business. It could be a business account, though. So is mine. Because I have a whole, with all the touring, I have a business that runs. I agree. I know that you're doing it the smart way, and I need to change it. I need to be smart. So that could be what mine is.

You know how I do? I'm just bidding to man and make a business move trying to get that money. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? You know what I literally am living that life. Oh, the life the lunchbox always talks about. You're literally living it. I'm just a businessman trying to make business move trying to get that money. Now, Lunchbox, he talks about that life.

But I don't talk about it. Yes, but you live it. I'm always trying to find ways to figure things out. Businessman making. I'm trying to make business move trying to get that money. Right, right. It's not even about the money to me. It's all the same.

You're just businessman making. I like figuring things out. I like accomplishing things. I like going, oh, this is how you do that. Yeah. Well, on our end, we like seeing what's next. Like what you're going to do next. What is that a thing?

Yeah, of course. Huh? Yeah, like, what's he going to do next? Like, you got the band, then he's got the comedy tour, and he's got a book, like, what else is Bobby going to do? I think about it all the time. Amy knows, though. You can't say.

Yeah, I do. You do know what's next? I do. I forgot I knew, but I do. I do. Well, that's why you don't wonder what's next. Lunchbox, do you know what's next? I know.

I'm just honestly sitting here like, wow, Eddie, you sit at Hummonite and wonder? I do. I do. Because, like, yeah. I mean, I wonder. Yeah, I wonder. kind of where radio's going, how the show's going to go with it, how we're going to maneuver company-wise.

I wonder those things, like we'll all still be together and do a radio show, but what will that look like? I wonder that. But I look with Bobby, just never know. No, no, it's like,

you're at an airport, and you see Bobby in the bookstore. Like, okay, he's got a book. Then you're at the grocery store. He's in a magazine. Like, there he is. You see him on a TV, American Idol. There he is.

On tour, there's always something that he's doing. So, like, I want to know what else? Can't stop, won't stop. Yeah, I know. So you stop, people don't care anymore. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop.

Yeah, Amy knows the next thing. I can't say what it is, but I think people will be like. What medium? Uh-uh. Too much? Uh-uh. Hey, guys. Don't fill me in?

A little buddy in the corner over here. Mighty knows. Okay, of course he does. You get it? Lunchbox, that side of the room knows. No, I get it. This is the side of the room that I trust. Oh, what?

Yeah, like with secrets. You worry about the stuff too much. I just wonder. You don't care? No care. I don't care. But he doesn't care about anything. Right now he's on his computer.

I don't know what he's saying. I'll tell you what he got. Chatting on Facebook. He's chatting. Some girl named Mandy. Oh. Should I? Anyway, straight.

Hey, he goes straight. Like, Oh, cut. She said she's going to be here on her girl's trip. They're going to be in Memphis and Nashville. That's a girl. You know her?

Hey, Mike D. How's the thing going with your girlfriend, by the way? You guys still good? Yeah, it's good. Still together? Yeah. How does she feel about being talked about on the show? I think it kind of hit her a bit,

just like the realization of like other people she knows to listen to the show. But she listens to the show. Yeah. So that she has to know that's what happens. Yeah, she knew going into it. Do you think, is that hurt the relationship? No.

Help it? I think it helps it. Sometimes stuff comes up that we end up having conversations afterwards. Yeah, that's just the life. Yeah. It sucks. Yeah. That part of it sucks.

So you guys are going steady? Yeah. That boy. What do you guys talk about? What do you have in common? What's your common thread? We have a similar dark sense of humor. Okay.

Maybe my dark. Like lots of death jokes. Wow. What's the latest joke? We like make each other laugh after saying really sad dark things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so that's a big thing. And then we're both pretty nerdy, so we have a lot of nerds.

Yeah. Share pocket protectors. Exactly. All right, all right, all right. Anything else anybody wants to say? No, man, we're good. I'm hungry. I honestly,

today I'm like really, really, really, really hungry right now. I don't know why. If you're really hungry, would you ever just go get a burger? So hungry. Like, just honest question. Like, I'm so hungry, I'll just go get a cheeseburger. If I'm craving a cheeseburger, then yes, I will get a cheeseburger. Or if she, the once a year, she gets a burger.

My time of year she gets drunk. She gets a cheeseburger? She eats all the meat. She gets all the meat stores. That one time of year you get drunk. I mean, I'm just hungry. I don't want a hamburger right now, though, Eddie, to answer your question. Like, I would love maybe some oatmeal.

Yeah, some of filling a bit. It's crazy. Well, because when I think I'm hungry, I'm just like, what's fast and what's close and what can I get? I know. It's a real bummer. Like, if I was all about that, I've even thought, like, I could just go grab something real quick.

But then I would be, I wouldn't feel good later. and I'd be disappointed myself, so I'm like, it's worth it to just go home, cook a meal. Meaning, let's say, Eddie, you go, I'm hungry, I want to go get a hamburger. Now. Right down the street. But you're like, okay, so you drive and you eat the hamburger, just good. You eat the hamburger, 40 minutes later, you're done, right? And you're like, well, that was good.

50 minutes. Okay, 50 minutes later, you're done. But then for the next 10 hours, you're like, I wish I had I made a better decision. Yeah. Like, I wish I, so it's like the 50 minutes versus the 10 hours. which would you rather feel good the amount of 50 minutes or the amount of 10 hours and imagine if you go and fill yourself with

healthy protein or vegetables and maybe isn't that good for that 40, 50 minutes but it feels so much better for the next 10 hours so it's really logically looking at the time you spend either feeling good or bad about it well I've also tried Mike D's water technique too and that didn't work. Yeah, well for me either really

I'm going to try it right now I'm really how Amy drink water because Mike D says that if you're hungry just drink water and your appetite goes away. Not so much. That's really not what he says. It's not what he said? He doesn't say drink water anymore. Well, sometimes you think you're hungry, but you're really dehydrated. Oh.

It's more of a occasionally it works out kind of thing. Drink water before a meal too, maybe a little bit. It kind of takes the edge off the hunger. I feel the water. Okay. Oh my God. Are you hungry? I can't.

I don't know. I'm so hungry. I can eat the water. Crunch, crunch, crunch. I do chew my juice. My green juice. I chew it. It's funny, Eddie.

Thanks, dude. Did you see people commenting on my Instagram? This is no offense to anybody. Oh, great. That means it is. No, it's definitely not. It's not about anybody. Okay, what is it?

Everyone has their different appeals. They're different funny appeals. Eddie's appeal funny is that we can sit on something and go back and forth and it turns into a bit and we can play off each other really well, right? It's so cute. Wow. Amy. What?

It is. It's just like, we can keep it going. We just play off each other, grow off of it. And we were doing the juror bit for two days in a row and we were like, listening to YouTube go back and forth. It was so funny about that. But that's how Eddie and I are funny. Yeah. Eddie doesn't really bring anything and it's not funny ever when Eddie goes, I have a funny idea.

Eddie's not that funny. That kind of funny. Amy, you're funny in that way. You have very interesting ideas. You're random. Okay. You're very funny. Because I thought the jury stuff was funny too.

I laughed. When we were just going back and forth? Yeah. Yeah. So, but it's just different kind of funny. And lunchbox is just ridiculous and obnoxious. Like he's like, blah, blah, vomit.

And then that's funny to people. It's all a different style. Yeah. Mike D's style, he's his silent humor. He didn't say anything and that's funny. He sits over there and just smiles. And then he will, like, walk that over here and go, here's Jerry Queen.

Here's the deal. But he writes, like, he'll come up with games that are funny. Like, a lot of the games that we play are written by Mike D. They're good games. Yeah, a lot of the things that we play are mighty. Like, here's an idea. This would be good for the show. I enjoy playing those.

So, I'd never get to play games. Oh, yeah, you should come back in. You could. By the way, I want to mention something, I forgot. Amy's hungry. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. She just ate her water bottle. Now I have to pee because I just chugged.

She's got her finger in her mouth. I just chugged tons of water. Do you know what's weird as gum? Like, I was chewing gum the other day. Just the concept of gum. Yeah. We put this piece of rubber in our mouth. Is it rubber?

Oh, that's definitely putting it. And I love, I mean, I will only two. sugar-free gum, but it has aspartame in it, which is horrible. First of all, it's so unsafe that you're not supposed to swallow it. Yeah. So we put something in our mouth that you're not supposed to swallow. Right. Just to move our jaws back and forth. We're not even working out. No.

We're just keeping busy. Like, gum's just busy work. And it's become this fun thing. Yeah. It is weird. It's kind of like toothpaste. You're not supposed to swallow that. You put it in your mouth. It actually has a purpose to clean your teeth. And you spit it out. But gum makes your breath smell better. Yeah. Some. But sometimes if I'm hungry and I don't need to eat, I will be like, give me, I'm going to Give me another piece.

I'm like, well, I'll distract myself with a piece of gum. Yeah. I mean, I'm not saying it's good. Yeah. I'm like busy work. Guilty. But you're right. What is gum?

Like, we don't know what it is. It's gum, gum. It's not rubber. I don't know what gum is. It's not a thing. That's it. Weird. Around the room, Amy.

I just hope everyone knows a great day. That's right. What are you going to go eat? Man, I'm going to go home. home and I'm going to make probably some vegetables and oatmeal. That's really what I want. I have this broccoli stuff I'll make so I can get some greens. And then I'll eat some oatmeal because I'm going to work out.

All right. Lunchbox. Ah, just happy hump day, people. Happy hump a day. Wow. Yeah. What kind of business deals you have going right now? I've got a lot of things on the table right now.

What does that mean on the table? We're just working on things. Like what? What's one thing you're really trying to get in? Oh, my gosh. Man, just working on these endorsements. It's got something in the works. Endorsements.

Like, you mean the radio show? Yeah. Okay, but that's not really a separate business deal. I mean, we're all trying to get endorsements. By the way, somebody's getting a big endorsement deal here. Raymond? What? From what?

Raymundo is? I think so. I think Eddie's got something? No, do I? I don't know about it. I think so. What do you mean by big? Or like, what is it?

Like a big company? Yeah, and a lot. Yeah. What is it? Huh? And there's one, too. Amy got called old in an email about endorsements. Again.

Well, here's the thing. Because this happened whatever, I don't know, a couple months ago, there was something that happened where I saw the email chain and it was like they were going to go with me, but then they decided to go with Morgan number two, because she's younger than me, which is fine. But, because it's true. Hi, Morgan, number two.

But the thing is these sales emails go out and then I'm asked about it for approval, but they keep the entire email chain. And you can scroll that and read where, It started and where it started was they originally were going to some other show or market or something. And the reply to that request was, it seems like most of our talent might be female talent might be too young for this. Can you suggest anyone else or whatever?

Then the next email from whoever, the suggestion was, has anyone asked Amy from the Bobby Bone show? Because she's not too young. Because I'm not too young. And then the next reply is, ooh, great idea. And then the next thing you know, it's in my inbox, what are your thoughts on this? I'm Amy for depends. Yes. And then so I was like, dang.

Like, it's just a reminder that I'm no longer young talent anymore. Don't be worried about that. I'm not. I'm not worried about it. I replied, yes, I'm interested. Yeah, of course. Amy, I only do one and have I only done one Instagram out of my whole life from Meta Musil. Yeah.

Because I use it and love it. And I've embraced the fact that I just use it. Why? It's okay. It's a part of life. Yeah. We get older, Amy. I know.

I love it. I love my age. I'm 37 and... Here she goes. I really, I don't mind it. I'm looking forward to 40. I feel... Get out of you. I'm like where I am.

I'm 37. I'm better than 27. Oh, you're for sure right about that. Thank you. Yeah. Somehow you keep aging in the wrong direction. She should be getting worse looking and like have a walker. Both of you guys.

A walker. You two bones. If you've seen older pictures, And I mean older pictures like five years ago. Dude, you look younger now than you did five years ago. What are you trying to say? That you look younger now than you did five years ago. You're aging backwards too.

I don't know what you guys are doing. It's probably eating. It is. I would say I would credit a lot of it to food. We now look at sugar content. We pay more attention to sleep. Illuminati. Yeah.

The, what's that underground stuff? Yeah. Are you really in that? I don't talk about that. Oh, you can't talk about that. How does lunchbox look? He looks good. Like he's skinnier, but he doesn't look younger.

But he doesn't look older. He doesn't. Like I saw Ramundo, he looks way older. He's aged. He works a lot. It's been a hard fight for it. So you're talking about sleep, right, Amy? So maybe with him is just he's getting no sleep.

But he goes to sleep at like noon. Yeah, but he's up at 1 a.m. That's got to be bad for you. Oh, I think your bodies wake up. They're supposed to wake up when the sun comes up and go to bed when the sun goes down. Farmer's hour. Our circadian rhythm is totally off. Naturally. But ours are off too.

I mean, I don't know when you guys wake up. All right, we're done. Eddie, anything you want to say? Oh, yeah, World Cup today. Cool. Go England. Are we really free? Who are we for?

We don't care. If America's not in it, we don't care. Wimbledon's still going? Yes, Wimbledon too. Wimbledon. Wimbledon. I know it's with a D, but I say Wimbledon. Bones, who do you go for that?

Like Wimbledon. Oh, Wimbledon. Wendl. So my only none of the Americans make it, right, because we're not good at tennis anymore. Men's. Right.

Oh, we dominate women's against the Williams' William sisters. Shout out. That being said, probably because I met a few times, Federer, and he was really nice. I mean, the nicest.

Had like two people, damn. Really? Yeah, and remember my name? That's pretty cool. He's the greatest of all time. Yeah. And, yeah, he was really nice. So I met him a few times.

I was on the road with Andy doing things, and probably a fairer. And he's Swiss. That's cool. He actually plays with an army knife. Really? The Swiss Army knife in his pocket. No, with a tooth picking.

It's got a toothpick and a screwdriver. I just got that. That's what we do. Swiss Army Knife. I kind of talk to joke out. He takes it and goes, it makes it better. And then Bobby finished it. Then we go back and forth.

Yeah. I watched it happen. Yeah. It's amazing. We could have done a whole bit too. That's a delayed reaction, though. Sorry, I'm hungry. Okay.

Anything you want to say? No, that's it. Just World Cup. All right. World Cup. And thank you for hanging out. Thank you for listening to this. Please let us know if you listen to the pre-show, post show.

And if you are out and about, the next month and a half or so, I'll be in D.C. A lot of the shows are sold out. So I'll tell you the ones aren't sold out. D.C. Baloxy, Bakersfield. I'll be in Northampton, Springfield this weekend. I think that's pretty much it. So I'd love to see everybody.

And, yeah, I guess it's it. Away. We go. That's the right one? Do I play this one or is there a normal one? Okay, wait! Here we go! Folks, it's your buddy and my...

Mr. Bobby Bow! And welcome to Wednesday's show. Hello, everybody. Hello, hello. At Moore's Studio! Morning! Yesterday we started this new segment called Cry Me a River. Really, I was whining because I didn't have air conditioner for five days.

And so, I was like, ah, Cry me a River. So people started calling in and people were still wanting to talk, Crime Me River. And here we are starting the show. They're on hold already. You like people. Hey, Michelle in Boston, good morning. Good morning. How are you? Would you like to crime your river?

I would. Okay. Give me something trivial that happened to you that you're like, eh. I went to the beach yesterday. My friend did a shoddy job applying my sunscreen, and now I have like sunburning weird patterns all over. Oh, no. There you go.

Hey, crime me a river. That's funny. Thanks, Michelle. Thank you. Hey, what do you got going on today? Anything happening? Going back to work. I had the day off yesterday.

Now I kind of wish I had just gone to work yesterday. Oh, I hate that feeling. You're like, if I would have just went to work, I could have had a day off coming out. I don't regret it up until yesterday. Up until, which you got the bad paint job or a sunscreen job, yes. All right, hey, thank you for the call. See you later. Thank you.

Bye-bye. Let's go to Sharon real quick. Hey, Sharon of Florida. Good morning. Good morning. How are you, Bobby? I'm wonderful. welcome to the show. Would you like to Cry Me a River?

I would. I was flying back from Vegas for a wonderful weekend yesterday, got rerouted through St. Louis because of weather. Got in at 2 a.m. and had to get up at 6 and come to work. Oh, Crimea River. Come on. You're in Vegas. Come on. It's awful, isn't it? It's awful, isn't it. See, she gets it.

Yeah. She gets it. But the good thing is I got to read your book on the plane. Oh, yeah. What did you think of this? My second book there. I think it's awesome and I'm going to use some of your tips Thank you very much Well thank you very much

You know I like her Hey Give her the caller in the morning So far award I like that Yeah Only second caller in the day I like it

Hey thank you See you later Appreciate you There you go Appreciate you Recognizing people Do it cool things It's ICU

A shout out to Rochelle Rams Have you seen this She worked at Starbucks Tacoma in Washington She helped a woman Deliver the baby Outside the store

Oh wow no I have not seen this Yes saw this yesterday. She was working her typical overnight shift, and a man comes up on the window at 1 a.m. knocks, like, uh, and normally if someone's knocking on a window one of the morning,

yeah, they want you to open up. I'm not even looking out. Oh. I didn't hear no C-no is what I say. But she's like, what? And his wife was in labor. There was no time to get to the hospital. She ran outside, helped the woman deliver a baby. Paramedics arrived a few

minutes later. Wow. Yeah. That's quite the Vinti Yeah Moka Frappuccino baby delivery Yeah

What if they name What if she named her baby Like Little Vinti That'd be awesome Yeah Baby and then Starbucks Will give her free Starbucks For life

Remember the person It was born on the train And they gave them Like free train rides Or 21 Yeah Only until they're 20 Wasn't that like two weeks ago?

Yeah It cuts off at 21 There you go That's And I see you right there To Rochelle Rams Over to Mr. Mundo

A.K. Hey, Mundo, with the news. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymundo in Alaska, a plane crash. It was carrying 11 people. Luckily, everybody survived. Many were injured.

They're saying it was a sightseeing plane and it crashed in the mountains. In Thailand, all the boys are safe from that cave rescue and the coach. They were in there for over two weeks. Congrats to everybody involved. They're all receiving medical care now. And finally, we're learning that American Airman. Rewines is going to be phasing out plastic straws. You're going to start to see the changes very soon.

This woman blows her nose and she blows it so hard that a bone breaks in her eye socket. Oh my goodness. That's not, this sounds awful. A British woman blew her nose so hard that she fractured her eye socket. The strange story was put in a medical journal. She was at work. And by the way, she didn't have anything wrong with her. She grabs a tissue.

And let me say this too. sometimes I will blow the crap out of my nose. Of course. With every bit of might that I have. Well, so, yeah, fair warning. Because you want to get it all out of there. Yeah, maybe we shouldn't blow that. She blew her nose.

She lost vision in both of her eyes. Whoa. I'm only laughing because I'm blowing my nose as hard as I possibly can. We all do, man. Her vision returned, but a few hours later, her nose started to bleed, and her left eye started to swell. She called an ambulance.

They said she had a break in her lamina papriasia, which is the bones around in the eye. Oh, wow. For sure, I pronounce that, right? Yeah, for sure. Don't question me, I do. But that's the thing, huh? Wow. Like that we all do.

Yeah, we need to slow it down a little bit. Maybe we shouldn't blow that hard. Amen. I used to get so many nosebleeds as a kid. And I still do it. If it would get warm in a situation, my nose would just start bleeding. And let me tell you, want to be not cool? But you're not playing basketball with your buddies, that you're not even as cool enough as them anyway,

and you finally get into it. a game because you got up. And your nose just starts bleeding for no reason. You got ups. Even though you had to wait three games back, you got ups. And so you get to finally play and it's like, oh, guys, hold on. Hold on. Oh, I got a nose bleed.

And then you get kicked out of the game. You never get back in. Yeah, they don't have time for that. They don't have time for that. And now I would get nosebleeds sleeping because I didn't have a bedroom my whole life. So there was a summer where I simply moved into a camper and was like, I don't have a bedroom. So I'm living in the camper.

I'll wake up covered in blood. There was no air conditioner out there. It's scary. And I'll be like, ah, nosebleed. That happened to me too, but my finger was also bloody and I was like, oh, I know that happened. You were picking your nose and a baby? Yeah, for sure. Oh, no.

Dream? Yeah, probably. Yeah, that's nosebleeds. That's not, not to mention it here, but in my first book I talked about a really unfortunate nosebleed. Oh, yeah. Do you know that story? Yeah, I mean, it's the most unfortunate nosebleed story ever. No, unfortunately we know it.

Yeah. It's a good story, though, you mean? It is, and I've only been able to share it in that book. I can't even say it on the radio. It's a Bobby Bones show. We do a segment on this show called Time Marches On, where things happen in our life. We go, oh, man, we're getting older. Time Marches On.

I'm sure one that happened to me. My head is sore from chewing gum. Like, all the muscles in my head are sore from chewing gum. It's never happened to me before. And I like to chew gum. I ate a whole pack at a time. But like, my head is sore. Isn't that weird?

That is weird. You need you to look further into that. Oh, don't do that. I'm starting. WebMD. Oh, yeah. Soarhead from chewing gum. If you just do WebMD on any part of your brain, you're done.

It's a bad disease. Yeah. I was reading this story about how gross your kitchen towel is. It's the grossest thing in the house. Really? Oh, all the wiping? Oh, yeah. All the everything.

Yeah. Studies show that your kitchen towel probably is contaminated with things like E. coli. They tested 100 kitchen towels, and over half of them tested positive for harmful bacterial growth. Over half of them. the more people eating off dinner plates the more possible contamination

in addition meats and poultry they're on the cabinet you're wiping I mean I see how it happens but people need to be washing their kitchen towel a little bit more I guess

I get it but it's easy to not wash the kitchen towel because it hangs in the dishwasher and you wipe your hands correct it's not always wet I know if it's dry you think it's clean

yeah I know man you dry your clean hands off on it but little do you know 30 minutes ago your husband wiped up chicken grease or something. Now we're talking to real life.

Chicken juice. This just took a real life turn here. Raw chicken juice. Oh, man. Amy was telling me about her husband and how he was. And I don't even know that Uncle Rico's a thing anymore because kids don't know Napoleon Dynamite. But how her husband was like reliving his high school dreams. Oh, man. Kids in the car.

Yes, because we drove by his high school and for about five minutes. He talked about what? Like how his picture is still up in the weight room area in the locker room. Yeah. Because he's like top five best, I don't know, clean press or whatever that's called, heaviest. So did your son care? No, I mean, he just was like on his tablet. He's like, okay, dad.

Like he doesn't really understand. And then we passed the football field and he's like, and that's where I was team captain and blah, blah, blah. And Stevenson kind of looked up at the field. He goes, are you for real? Strongest, I still have the top five, strongest deadlift. Okay. I mean, over 20 years later, I'm still. still on the wall.

He won't care. He was living that large. That's funny. Here we go. Right there is my high school where I was captain of the football team. Are you sure? Are you sure?

Did that sound? Yeah, I'm sure. Okay. Yeah. I mean, Stevenson has no idea what it means. But then, of course, later, like when we were going to his parents' house, that's why we were right by the high school, his parents still live in the same house.

And on the fridge, there's a picture of him. as captain at the football team. Yeah, good for him. That's pretty impressive to be on the wall 20 years later. Good for him. Yeah. I don't know when the last time he went through the halls to confirm that. Do you think that's hot or no?

Him talking like that? I was just like rolling my eyes. No, that he's still on the wall, though. They're still on the wall. I mean, y'all, I honestly wonder if he's still on the wall because surely someone in the last 20 years has done a deadlift or, I mean, I don't know. That's a good question. Someone at the high school.

Booy High School. Don't know if my husband's still on there. Get a call in, find out. If he's on the wall. Call buoy up. I just don't want to break his heart if we find out that he's not. Because he was on it. I mean, I think we were there for some event maybe eight years ago.

He was still up. But I don't know. A lot can happen in eight years. And also, the lifts change. You know, we're not doing the Suzanne Summers thing. Oh, yeah. It's time for the good news. With Amy.

Tell me something good. Police officers were called to check out a suspicious bag in the median of a road and they didn't know what they were going to find inside but they wanted everybody to be protected in the community and everybody stayed back like what if it's something horrible yeah exactly well they get close to the bag and they open it up and what's inside three baby kittens are they okay yeah the kittens were okay definitely meowing a lot and hungry and needed help but they rescued them and now they're living in a temporary home and they're finding forever homes for the cats for sure i'm surprised they're okay because something

Let me just throw those cats out the window, right? Like, they're in a bag and they want to go away to them. Whatever they did, I'm just so glad that someone called in. Like, someone saw the package and was like, hey, this is something, but they didn't want to. I got a call here. Yeah. There's a bag and it's meowing. We're not sure what's in it.

It could be anything. I mean, we don't know. There are all these choices. It could be. But, yeah, I'm glad the cats are the kitty cats are safe. Yes. No one calls them kitty cats anymore. They should.

Yeah. To come back to that. Yeah. I'm glad the kitty cats are safe. This story comes us from Denver, Colorado. Two Denver Sheriff's deputies, they were supposed to work. They had a couple friends were going to Vegas, like, oh, man, we want to go on this last-minute trip. We'll call in sick.

Call in sick. They're cops? Yeah, they're cops. Sheriff deputies. Only problem is they go to Vegas and friends post the pictures on Facebook. So they're living it up in Vegas when they're supposed to be working. Don't you think you have this rule? And you really set the rule early.

Like, we are not supposed to be doing this. Don't post pictures. Right? Yeah. We're also officers of the law. So doubly. So we're public figures, basically. Who are their buddies that posted this?

If I were them, I'd arrest them. I'd just their friends, but it shows them up in the club, at the pool party. I'd rest them. I'm a cop. I'm arrested me for getting me in trouble. So they got their pay docked and suspended six days. Wow. You know, okay, I'm fine with that.

No, but I bet they're like, yeah, that one person just posted it or one friend. You see those Vegas commercials or someone taking a picture and they're like, no pictures in Vegas, you can't post it? You've seen those? No. All right, never mind. I'm BuzzFox. That's your bonehead story of the day. It's crushing candy, getting boring, and you want to try something new, then you have to play the puzzle game, Best Fiends. The game is so fun, you will not be able to put it down.

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Oh yeah. Remember on vegetarian? How about that? You still vegetarian? You've been talked to the veggie diaries in a minute. Oh, no, I stopped that. Oh, you did? What was your first meat?

Well, so here's what happens. I went on book tour for almost three weeks, and I needed to put myself in the mind frame of I can only eat certain things, because I'm on the road you're in airport, you're just eating poorly. So I said, I'm just going to be a vegetarian, and it really did help.

I kept my weight down. I finished book tour after almost three weeks on the road and it felt pretty good with myself. So then I was like, yeah, I'm back at it. And I didn't really have a moment where I was like, let's eat meat.

But I went to watch haul and notes and train at that concert. I was still, I talked about that show. But I was like, you know, I've been eating so good that I'm going to have some nachos with pork.

Oh, you meant pork? I did because it was there. Interesting. It was there. And I had it, and I didn't get sick or anything. It was good. And I'm not a vegetarian anymore.

But I did it for a few weeks. And that's it. Bobby, that's the end of the story. Hey, man, that's awesome. I just wanted to say that you guys, that's awesome, man. I've been a listener for a long time. From the very first Pimp and Joy week, I actually took hashtag PIP and Joy and I put it on the back window of my truck.

And the people in my town are like, I was the Pimp and Joy kid. And I let people know, you know, when stuff's going south, you kind of just kind of choose joy. and I had that all over the place, man, and just wanted to say, you know, appreciate you guys for everything that y'all do. Well, thanks, man. I appreciate you doing that. Yeah.

Like, it's people like yourself that allow us to keep these movements going, so we can do it without you. And thanks for the call, thanks for the question, and that's it. Pimp of Joy and back on the meat train. Wow, I love that meat. Pim and Joy and pork. I do.

I love that meat. I mean, I had the nachos. I was watching that show. It was just... I was eating along with you. That lead singer of the Hall of Notes, his name is Daryl Hall. He's like 70 years old. Really?

I mean, he's like a cool grandpa. Yeah. The show was good. They have so many. They're in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It was good. They talked a little too much for me. He, Darrell Hall, did he be like, well, let me tell you stories.

Like, tell stories, yeah. So I felt like Grandpa's telling stories too. But it was really good. Oh, yeah, that's a good one. Watch out for you'll shoot you out. I took my. Australian friend and she doesn't really know

anything about hollow notes and so she was like I don't know any of these songs and they'd play one she goes oh no this one yeah you know that's kind of what they have so many hits

and train played right before them and that dude is really good that Pat Monaghan the lead singer has always looked middle age even when he was young

even when he's not anymore the dude just always looks 38 years old I don't know how old he is now but they're really good you know yeah she didn't know this song This was the first song

This is when I was a teenager Yeah Yeah That's probably why you didn't know it And then drops of Jupiter They did this to end it But they played the new stuff Like call me sir

Do you know this one at? Yeah Yeah Yeah Like still kind of a relevant sound That was a good show If they come near you That's a good show

The Bobby Bone show See Kendall Jenner Had an ankle purse strapped around your ankle Is that in? Do I need to get one? I don't know if you do, but she was wearing it. It's a Chanel ankle purse. It costs $645.

Oh, I don't need Chanel, but I mean, I'm sure they have cheaper ones. It looks like an ankle monitor. Oh. That's what it looks like. Oh, my goodness. So it's basically a fanny pack for your ankle. Uh-huh. And it costs $645. For sure, they paid her to put that on. Oh, yeah. And she gets

paid so much money to post something on her Instagram. Like half a million dollars. I'm looking at it right now. Now she's wearing it with high heels. Yeah. Oh, if I walk in wearing one of those soon. We wouldn't even notice. I mean, look at an ankle.

Oh, you don't, you're not an ankle guy? I'm not. I'm a shoe guy. I do pay attention to people's shoes, but I can't say that I'm an ankle guy. Are there ankle guys? Eddie, there's every kind of guy. I guess. There's feet guys.

That's a whole different thing. Yeah, yeah, that's different than ankle. I'm not anti-foot at all. I'm not pro foot, though, either. Remember that one dude that said something about my feet? Yeah, yeah, he's a race car driver. Yeah, we were at NASCAR. Tony Stewart.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Tony Stewart was like, nice feet. And I was like, thanks. That's right. Like out of nowhere. Was that on microphone or was it off? No, it was right before he, that we did the interview.

I don't know if he's a feet guy or not. Yeah, I have no idea. He did go right to Amy's feet. No, he talked about feet for a good minute after that. He's a feet guy. Huh. Yeah. Rolling Stone has released the list of the top 100 greatest songs of the 21st century.

Oh, wow. So it's 2000. Here are the top five. Songs we know? Oh, yeah. All of them. Yeah, these are all since the year of 2000, right? Number five, 99 problems.

Hit me! J. Z. 9.5. I got 99 problems, but a cow ain't won. Oh, you know what I mean? Cow. That's the old McDonald's. Outcast, hey, y'all. When this comes out of his jam,

it gets in a dance party, it's just nice. And number three, the song that I often encourage people to listen to when they're freaked out. Oh, yeah. Seven Nation Army, White Strives. Paper Planes from M.A. This song was played everywhere. It was a huge song. This is back when I would go out to the bars.

Everywhere. And then number one's Crazy in Love from Jay-Z and Beyonce. I guess Beyonce featuring Jay-Z. But Jay-Z's in two of the songs. If I say what's the best song in the past 18 years, Amy? I know it's super hard and you know I was going to talk about this. 18 years. 18 years.

18 years. Well, Gold Digger was pretty good. Any song. Like what comes to your, it doesn't be your final answer. but what do you think? Hmm? Oh man. Like what song speaks to you?

Just now, I mean, lyrics that came into my... Go ahead. Y'all don't think I'm so lame. That's true. But also, what is it? I mean, the first thing that came to my head was come a little closer. Come a little closer. Because you love dirks.

But then also, right after that, you and tequila make me crazy came into my brain. That's a good one. Yeah. Oh, both are good. Eddie, what do you think? See, I was going like Uptown Funk or something. Okay. Because that comes to mind of something like...

that's not so old. When I think of a song that I hear the words to and I go, oh, man, like that's it. Keith Urban's break on me. Oh, yeah. That's good. Come on, man. What a great song. What a great song.

And this just came to my mind because I wanted to play the game, too. Like, what? Maybe wouldn't be my answer hour from now if I thought about it. Right. That's a good one, Bones. Right? Yeah. Like, it makes me go, oh.

Remember he's saying this to my wife? Yeah, you put him in a kind of weird situation. Yeah. We were doing the contest. Your heart don't want to be. We're praying more than you breathe. And you just want to fall. We were doing a contest who could do the most romantic thing.

And Eddie trapped Keith Urban and made him play this song for the way. But who won the contest? You definitely won the contest. Yeah. You just need a break. Break on me. It's like you're allowed to break down with me. You're the one.

All your problems, like put them all on me. How good is that song? It's awesome. I'm like a lot of cocoa on you guys. Start crying. 15% of women say they've done this before their wedding day. I don't know. I don't know about this one.

I mean, I'm going to read it and you're going to go, what? Go ahead. Your first name. Okay, called an ex to say, I'm getting married and then wait for their reply to see if they're like, Oh, we should get back together. Oh, wow. She doesn't try to do anything, like nothing. Did you do that?

No. No, be for real. We won't judge you. No, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, we're listening. We're off there right now. No. I'm trying to think of what 15%, like it also has to be never going to get it.

It's so out there. No, no, no, you came pretty easily to you. Wow. And he's like, I know it. Yeah. And I have, like, three steps to it, too. Wow. Well, I can't be like.

It's like you're reading a journal. Like 100% of women go on a diet. It's like you've opened up your book and you're reading it too. say anything because you can stop me? No. What you do is... No, what you do is you pause. You say, I'm getting married.

And you wait to see if they're like, oh, congratulations. Or they're like, oh, really? No. Okay, now's not it. Oh. There's definitely more to dig into there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Eddie? Oh, I have got drunk. Oh, yeah. 15... Wait, what? Amy's like, that's like 93, dude. Lunchbox. Cheated. No.

Oh. There we go. There you go. Oh, don't have. That's crazy. Keith in North Carolina. It's a smallish percentage, 15% of women, admit they've done this before their wedding date.

Keith? Well, you start to ask you. Amy's answer. What's that? Text or call it. Well, Amy's had like four folds to it. It was like, first you call them, then you tell them to get married,

you judge their response, and you have to make up your mind if you do want to remarry them and pursue that relationship. Yeah. Call off the wedding and go for them. And she's like, yeah, so what, they may live in Austin. and you call him from high school. And you're like, Amy, whoa.

There's a lot of descriptions of years. Let's just say his name's Chris, right? He might have blonde hair. All right, it's not it. It's not it. Hey, you're on the air, Darren in Florida. What up, buddy? Hey, how's it doing?

What did you think about this? 15% of women said they've done this for the wedding day. I'm going to say, like, stalking us on social media. Oh. Okay, we'll get on. Stock an X. Yeah. I mean, that's not it, but I think it's probably more.

That's like 90. Yeah, that's all. All, all the people. I'm not going to stretch this out much longer, but 15% of women, which is a decent number when I tell you what they do. They admit they've got a nose job before their wedding date. Oh, a nose job? That's a lot. Right?

It's a lot of work. I thought you'd say, like, maybe a boob job. Well, even that? Before a wedding? Okay, I'll say this. You can call us. Before your wedding, like, what's the most drastic thing that you did? To get ready for it.

Yeah. and I'm not talking about you lose three pounds you want to look good in your pictures people are getting nose jobs they changed their face you know what I'm thinking about getting what

one of those colon cleaning colonn cleanse that's what I just said oh calonic calonic thank you oh same thing man you just repeated me

I said cleanse it is cleansing your colon yeah because Amy would get them all the time she's going like every day yeah how come you're now deciding to go do that whenever

I don't know did you give me a hard time about it? Yeah, a little bit, because you would just go, I would lay down, they put this, this dress on me. First of all, I only, stick a tube of my butt. You don't, yeah, well, that doesn't sound fun. I only went, I only started to go back when I was trying to get pregnant. That's what I'm trying to get it. I tried to do everything. I did acupuncture, I did all these holistic things. And it didn't work, but I really did feel better. Well, for me, I'm trying to get rid of this, like, belly, this little belly thing on me.

You got some stuff in your intestines? I think I had that, or like, one of the, I was reading this story about this woman and she goes in and they say you need to lose weight woman and she goes what they go you need to lose a lot of weight she said what check me out they pulled a 50 pound cyst out of her what yeah there's this huge cyst and they pulled the whole thing out so you think you got a little one pound cysts i don't know what i got a but i just can't get rid of it i'm gonna find that with a colon cleanse i don't i'm up for anything at this point i've tried it all i'm working out five six days a week i'm eating perfect they can't i'm just trying to get, I'm just trying to get there.

Okay. We might need you to show us what you're talking about because I just like don't see that. It's there. It's there. Okay. Okay. I mean, I get it. Everyone has their areas that they don't like.

I believe if you look good, you feel good. If you feel good. You play good. Yeah. If you play good. They pay good. Yeah. That's right.

We're trying to get paid. Bottom line. I do think that you work better if you feel better. Like, if you look better. Like, 100%. Like the manager with the Chicago Cup. Like one of his 13 things is dress however you want. Dress what makes you feel the best.

I think it's like feel sexy talking to the baseball players. Because if you feel great, you're going to work better because you feel good. That's what I tell my husband when I need to go shopping. Oh yeah, you need to work better so you get some issues? Yeah, no, for work, like if we have an event and I've gotten a certain outfit that might, you know, I'm going to go shopping. I'm like, look, I got to feel good so that I work better and then I get paid. Yeah, yeah, I don't know about that. But, wait.

You're in a contract. Well, I know, but I could lose the contract. Yeah, sure. People get nose jobs. Have anybody did something crazy before a wedding? You know let me know. I don't really know if I get a colon cleanse. Yeah, after thinking about it?

Well, it's not. I mean, I can't do it. I mean, I can do it. I just don't, I'm not into things going on my butt now. I don't sound fun. No. It's not. No.

But once it's in, once it's in, you're just kind of like, okay, and then you lay there. and you get to maybe take a nap. It's only awkward if they try to talk to you the entire time. How are you taking a nap with that? How do you take a nap? Well, that's it. Your stomach will cramp because it's pumping water into your room. That's crazy to me.

Yeah. Well, yeah. Did you see the George Clooney wreck? Oh, wow. Did you see it? The video was crazy. I don't see the video, but. George Clooney's on a scooter.

He does a full flip? Yeah, he's on a scooter and it just nails the, the person that cuts him off. He flips. The motorcycle, scooter goes end over end. He's up in the air. I need you to clarify.

Is he on like a Vespa or is he on like a ninja bike? He's on like it. So now they're saying motorcycle. They were saying scooter. I feel like his PR team's like, get you stop saying it's scooter. This is George Pooning, man. It's a Harley or, like, I don't know.

If they know what he's on, he's done in this town. He's on the Vespa. I think that's what he was on. He's on a bird. Yeah. But this car cuts him off. He hits the aim, and it goes end over end. Like, it looks like he should die.

Yeah. We'll put that up on our Facebook page, right? Morgan number two? Yeah, it's there. Have you seen it? Yeah. Isn't it super scary? Yeah, it's really scary.

I'm surprised that he made it out of it. Well, just because, I mean, his reputation of mine must be really good because right now I'm picturing him on one of those, like, really fast bikes wearing all black head to toe with helmet, elbow pads. No, none of that. So he was just, like, normal? I think he had groceries in the back too. What?

No, I don't know. I don't want to ruin the image I have right now. He's okay, though, right? He is okay. Okay, because we're laughing. He was hurt. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox.

Now make something good. Zoe Buck is in the fourth grade and she's never had a haircut. Her hair is all the way down to her knees and she's like, goes to her mom and says, Mom, you know what, it's time to get a haircut. I want to donate my hair to wigs for kids. And so she cut all her hair off so a kid with cancer can get a good. a wig. Love it. Yeah, how old was she? She's in fourth grade. Never had a haircut. A lot of hair, too. The lunchbox cut his hair once. And he grew it all out and he was going to donate it.

Yeah, but that's not why he grew it out. Okay, it was a bet. It was a bet with his buddy. Your buddy Mark, right? Yeah, my buddy Mark. Yeah, his firefighter and I hadn't had a hair cut in a month. He goes, man, so long as I've ever seen your hair. And I was like, man, I'll go a whole year without cutting my hair. He goes, bet you won't. I said, okay. So we bet a thousand. bucks. Geez, who bet the thousand? To grow your hair. Hey, let's be real.

There was. All of it. There was drinking involved. And so after a year, I didn't get a dollar. But I had the long hair. So you did fulfill your end of the bet. He didn't pay you.

No, he still owes me. But you know why? Because that's too much money to bed over growing up. He got pregnant. It doesn't matter. That's still too much money. Oh, yeah. I mean, I understand that.

But we had been drinking. And six months into the bet when he got a girl pregnant, I was like, hey, dude. It's a lot of money. You're going to have a kid. You want to call up the bet? We'll just call it right now. He goes, no, man, I'm good for it.

Still, here we are like 10 years later. He still owes me money. And then his hair, so he did decide to donate it to locks of love or locks for love or whatever. They do it over there. They used it, right? Did you ever get your certificate that they used it? I got rejected, man. Dude, it was too gross.

They wouldn't take his hair because it was too gross. I mean, and they rotate, like, did you enough sending it to clean up the oil spill? No, that was, uh, no. No one took your hair. Listen, no one would take his hair. It was gross. It was funky and gross. It's not funny because it says when we use your hair, we'll send you a certificate.

May I'm not. No certificate. I'm still, I mean, God, I mean, it was long, dude. His hair was so long. Middle on my back. It was Joe Dirt in the back. You had hair in the back like that, but all of it. It was Joe Dirt front back side.

And this is when Tom Brady had long hair. So every day, lunchbox. I look like Tom Brady. Be honest. You don't. Everybody thought I looked like Tom Brady. No, no, no, no. No, no.

But be honest. But be honest. But be honest. But I do like her story. Yeah, good job, Zoe Buck. Good job, Zoe Buck. Turn the air down on here. It's like, let me tell you something, Amy.

What? No, it's, my air condition went out in my house. It's been out for six days. So don't take it out on us. No, I am. It's 69 now, guys. Yeah. Just so you know.

That's why I like it. I know. Everything. I'm just saying it. Air conditioning in forever, man. It's killing me. Just so you know. That's what you come in here and you want to cold.

I've had no air conditioner for a week. That's not fair, though. You can't, like, you don't just take it all in here and save it for home. No. Put it in my panty pads. It's summertime, man. We're all wearing shorts. Okay, over to Morgan number two.

Still rocking Amy Skinny this week. Morgan number two, you ready over there? Yeah, I am. Okay, how you feel about this? You feel better? Yeah, I think so. You get a little less nervous about it? Yes.

Hopefully no word mixups this time. It happens to me still 12 years later. Take a deep breath. You have to do a deep breath we can hear. Yeah, I'm not. Yeah, it's ready. There we go. That still wasn't that deeper.

It felt really deep. Did it? Okay, here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. Jason Aldeen and his wife announced on Instagram with their son Memphis that they're expecting baby number two.

There it is. You may. Guys, you're spitting out babies at this point. And he's like, what is today? Wednesday? Another baby. One more. He's got three kids about to have his four.

Yes. Yeah. Here's the thing about getting married a second time. Okay? I haven't been married at all by them. Go ahead. Go ahead. You haven't been married even once.

Ever. No kids. So I'm giving this advice. If you get married again, you also have to respect that wife with her kid wishes. Yeah. Yes. So if she wants a couple kids, even though you've already got a couple, it's like, hey, step up.

You are married. Got to give her the kids. Right. She wants the kids. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, good for him. Hope it's awesome, healthy baby. Whatever.

They already have girls and boys, so at this point, you just want a healthy kid. That's right. If he didn't have any boys, I'd be like, he wants a boy. But yes, good for him. Good for Jason. I like Jason. What else?

Thomas Rett dropped the music video for his single life changes, revealing special moments from his life. Yeah. Family of Four. Changes. I saw Ray Mundo, our producer. Tweet yesterday that he bought the video. Yeah, I've never had to buy a music video before, but me and my girl love the song, so I was like, the video's got to be good, and it was actually worth the $1.99.

I enjoyed it. Why would you just not go to YouTube? It wasn't there. You could only get it on Apple. Is that right? Yeah. Good for him. What else?

So at 8 a.m. Central time today, Eric Church is making a big announcement on his Facebook page. Catch me. It's new music. Or a new furniture. Got that furniture line. Good point. I'm saying? Oh, my God.

Got a new recliner coming out. You're lazy boy. Loving them. Rums ago or whatever it is. I've decided to change my affiliation. I'm going with a recliner. That's this big news. Guys?

It's really good. It's got a cup hold for your beers. Headrest got a lot more support. Listen, I know what it is. I can't. Oh, you do? I do know it. Were we close?

You gave us a hint? It has nothing with furniture. Okay. Oh. No, I can't. I don't know. rules, meaning I don't know if I can say anything, but people will be happy.

I'm an Eric Church fan. So, yeah. You catch me. I'll leave it there. Because I'm in the know a little bit. I hear that. It's got to be tough. Tough situation for you.

It is. Because knowing all that stuff. Well, I'll tell you what's tough for me. Artists will come in that I have an off-the-radio relationship with. Not many of them, but a few. And I know all the things. I know all the drama.

I know the other artists they don't like. I know all. Now, do they tell you, like, hey, man, this is off the record? Never. Oh, that's tough. And I'm going, what do I even want to get into here? Because I like interviewing people I don't know more than I do people I do know. Because I know too much.

And I'm like, you know that secret baby? You're not telling everybody? Who said that? Yeah, I don't know about that. So, yeah, that's the thing. But I know the Eric Church stuff. People will like it. Okay, Morgan.

We'll find out today on his Facebook page. Tomorrow. It's actually tomorrow. Tomorrow. One more day. One more day. Fine, I'm going to tell. It's a new Ottoman.

Okay. Did you say today first? Yeah, I did. She messed up again. I don't know if we can do this, Morgan number two. I just get really nervous. Yeah, you got to shake that. No.

I didn't know this. How about one more day tomorrow? We'll give you another shot tomorrow. Okay. Okay. Is that it Morgan number two? Yeah, that's it. Good work.

Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby bones. I'm going to tell you, it's just like a in my house. I haven't had air in five days because last week's a holiday and ain't no air guy coming out to my house

from a holiday God forbid and so yesterday they come out and they're like we're going to fix this thing and I'm like great and they didn't fix it

we don't have the part parts in Kentucky oh what's the part doing in Kentucky don't have one here? Yeah you know what these systems do you push a button

and you make it cold and they're like yeah all our parts are in Kentucky call Mr. Kentucky call Mr. Kentucky You have them bring it down. They didn't. So, no joke.

It was 82 degrees outside my house last night. It was 83 inside. Wow. How's that possible? I don't know. I sweated in my bed last night. Listen, this is not a real problem in life, just for the record. But five days into it, you start to write in your journal.

Dear journal, don't know if I'll make it. It's hot. Yeah. And my whole house is hot. I feel like George Washington writing back to his family Yes The terrain's tough

The dear mother The temperature Yes Fairest friends You don't know if you're gonna make it through the night But hopefully they can fix it today I have a fan And I went and bought a fan

And I have it pointed Right at my head in the bed And so then I start to get nervous I'm gonna get sick Like my wake up and be like Oh yeah So throat So then I moved the fan to the other side of the room

It's just a whole Three Stooges Abba and Costello ass You know Not to date myself in the 1920s Yeah that's with the old reference So I didn't go to sleep until 11.30 last night. I sweat at myself to sleep.

You know how a lot of times you cry yourself to sleep? Yes. I sweat at myself to sleep last night. I'd be laying there and I'd go, I was just choking on my sweat. Sweat would just go on your throat. Oh, my God. I'm just like, so that's what I've been doing the past five days. This stinks, man.

There are real problems. And this is one of them. Let's be honest. That's right. So that's what I'm doing. I'm just trying to get somebody out there today. Futs. Definitely not hot in here.

No, I have... No, it's really cold. It's freezing. That's why I like it. 69 degrees. It's trying to equal out my body. I was thinking about your kids though last night, Amy. Why?

When I went to the orphanage in Haiti, they didn't have windows. They were just living in the hot. Yeah, that's basically it. But that was normal. Yeah, they love it. Yeah, I don't. Like, if we're inside the house... Let's do changing places where I go be your kid in the air conditioner,

and they kind of my house and chill. Oh, they would love... In the heat. Yeah. They'd love it. Today is a happy face truck to fix it today, you know what I mean? Oh yeah, get that little smiley face over. Man. Over to Amy and the Morning Corny.

The Morning Corny! To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word. Got it. I got it. They have their word document. But you have my word. That was the...

Morning Corny. That's a good one for around the office today, especially if you... You still use Microsoft Word. I do. You do? Of course. I have to buy it special just for my Mac. Yeah, I use Microsoft Word.

All right. Well, about that. I want to get in a couple updates for you. First of all, a lot of people are asking about your dad, Amy, because the last you had told us, he was in the hospital. Did you mention why? Yeah, I said he had cancer, which he does. But right now it's

The complications are not the cancer So I think last update I had He had just gotten out of surgery Because they had to go in and remove the tumor From his throat Tonsils Tongue and lymph nodes Wow

So it was much more than we kind of thought So you were surprised That it was that in depth With all they had to do I think they took out Well we didn't know tonsils Both tonsils were going to be removed We didn't know there was any cancer in the Tonsor

But there was. And then part of the tongue, which all this affects swallowing, throat, eating, like all these things that you think of. And then in the lymph nodes, if it's spread, that means it's metastasized. So it's pretty serious. It means we for sure need to do radiation once he's recovered. And anyway, I think I said he's an ICU, which is standard procedure for one day after the surgery. And then he'd be in the hospital for like three to five days and out. Well, he's currently been in ICU for two weeks.

And we just can't, he's just having complications. He's critical airway in there in your throat. He's not able to swallow. And so it just caused a lot of really scary moments. Because, I mean, if you can't breathe and your blood pressure and old, I mean, he's a healthy guy. Like, it's not, but he is, he's 77, but he's elderly, I guess, according to paperwork. He would die right. and which are swords,

he would not like that his nurses sometimes are like, well, since he's an elderly patient, and he's pretty incoherent. Oh, you mean he would die figuratively? Figuratively,

yes, if he knew that a lot of the saying sometimes were like, well, he's an elderly patient, so, and I'm like, he does not consider himself elderly.

But I mean, you've had scary moments. Like he, I mean, yeah, like Sunday at 4 a.m., like he coded, like, which means I didn't know

really what coded mean, but they had Code Blue and he lost life for 30 seconds and they had to perform CPR for 17 minutes. Were you there? I wasn't. It was at 4 a.m. And we had gone home for the night. You don't really stay the night at ICU because they're monitored 24-7 anyways.

And we got a call right away to get up there. And so my sister and I got there and I mean, it was the craziest feeling ever because the chaplain met us when we got off the elevator. Oh, wow. I bet you. Which is standard procedure, but we didn't know what. Oh, it is standard procedure? Yes, but we didn't know what had happened.

And we were like, what? So immediately my sister and I just start freaking out, a flood of emotions, because we've gone through this with our mom. And it just was, so we went in. And I mean, there he was. I mean, he just, and the day before he was up, breathing tube out, like doing better. And then we walked in and he was on life support for, well, he still is. It's weird how it all works.

But it's just been a crazy few weeks. And then they got him better. And then now I'm going to go back tomorrow because we. had to make a family decision. He's not able to make medical decisions for himself. And so we're the medical power of attorney. Can he talk? No.

No, because the tube's back in. Can you write or anything? Is he conscious? No, you can't write. I made him a chart one day when he was more coherent. So ICU delirium is very interesting, and I've learned more about it, had no clue what it is. But anytime someone spends X amount of time in ICU,

because they're on pain meds and they've been sedated, and then they're in the same room, they don't know the difference from day and night, and they have no idea what's going on. they are delirious. Like my dad sees a bunch of guys in the corner of the room, shooting guns into the air, like, celebrating. So he'll kind of mumble, when he could, like, for a day or two, he could kind of mumble things to us. And he's like, the guy's shooting over there.

They're so, you know, I don't know. He sees dancing angels. Let me ask this question. Is that scary? Because what if there really are dancing angels over there? Right. Well, and then one day he said the day after he saw tons of angels, he also said he saw his brother, my uncle Frank. And he said, he admitted.

he said he was he said that might be he didn't he wasn't scared like he wasn't frantic scared but he said also at the same time it was one of the scariest moments of his life because he didn't know if that meant he was dying time to join them but you don't know he just said he was freaked out but also sort of peaceful i don't know that he really knows what's going on it's been so weird because he's just not really himself he's not there um so we're We're just having to make decisions for him, and we had a family FaceTime meeting last night. Well, I had a FaceTime because I had flown home, but they were all at the hospital, my siblings. And we all voted for a tracheotomy.

That's the throat hole. Mm-hmm. And so what does that mean, though? Is he... This is best chance right now of breathing. Because right now the tube is keeping him alive to breathe. But you can't have a tube down you for a certain amount of time. For him, it's not good because he has pneumonia in his chest.

And pneumonia is super scared. But pneumonia is normal if you're in his situation. Anybody would get it. Especially elderly. Don't tell him that, though. So, I don't know. It's just kind of crazy. I just, yeah, I guess, yeah, an update is owed because I definitely thought we were going to be out of the hospital.

We all laugh at each other. Sometimes we're sitting there how dad was like, surgery, no big deal. I'll be out of the hospital in three days. Like, everything's going to be good. Well, just to catch our listeners up. So if Amy, Monday, Amy was working from Austin. And that's why. And there are times when Amy's right in the middle of it.

And I tell Amy, don't come to work. No, this is, I learned with my mom, because some listeners, if you're new, my mom had cancer, like, well, she died, what, almost four years ago? Yeah. Had cancer for two years before that. And I still did the show when I could. And if I work was such a good escape for me. I think because we're all real life friends. Yes.

And it's good to laugh and, like, not think about it for a while. Because then when you're not, you're at the hospital and you're just consumed with making decisions or watching your parent suffer and you don't like that. So it's a good escape for me. So, yeah. Doesn't it also teach you how selfless nurses are? Yes. I mean, we go, okay, nurses, that's cool what they do. But when you really need one's assistance and you actually watch what they do, you go, again, it's that gene that I admire in people.

They're just so helpful and selfless. and they've chosen that as their career. Nurses, teachers, law enforcement, military, I go, I'm so thankful. Like, I thank God that you exist because I don't have that awesomeness that you do. Yeah. There's one nurse in particular, Jen,

and my dad's at Seton, Northwest, in Austin. And Jen, so he had to get transferred to a different hospital for just a few hours to get a feeding tube taken from his nose and put into his stomach, which he does not like that we made that decision, but it had to be done. So he's now as a feeding tube in his stomach. And her shift didn't start until 7 a.m.

So, but they needed to transfer him to hospitals at like 5 a.m. So she woke up at 4 a.m. to make sure she could be there for the transfer before her shift started. And then they didn't take him right away. And it took way long when they thought hours. And she waited with him at the other hospital. Come on. Came back with him.

Like, and she's got kids and a family. Come on. And so, yeah, nurses are amazing. And it takes, listen, it's like police officers. You know, I often say I don't think our police officers get the respect they deserve. Yeah. And why I say that is we don't appreciate them until someone's robinous. When really we appreciate them all the time.

Because a lot of times they're keeping people from robinous. Yeah. You know, it's when someone's breaking in the house, you're like, oh, thank God, this plea. That's the only time do we need them, so we feel like it's not the only time we should appreciate them. But they're doing that for a lot of people that we don't see. They're keeping that from happening. So, well, listen, you know we all on this show. and I'll speak for myself and for the rest of the show.

Like, we could not care about you any deeper and purer than we do. And I sat with you outside and said, don't come to the show. Like, there's nothing here for you that you need to do. Which is why also that Morgan number two has been doing the skinny this week, because it's like, hey, don't worry about that. Don't spend 20 minutes researching stories about, you know, if Luke Bryan bought a gopher. You know, it appears. It's okay.

Yeah. We'll be fine without it. We'll be good without that. Yeah, no. It's great. You know, what brand is Dustin Lynch wearing and underwear? You know, we'll be all right. Well, and our listeners are amazing.

And, you know, I've met listeners at the hospital and randomly that are there for other things. And it's just been great to see them in Pimp and Joy stuff because my whole family is up there wearing Pimp and Joy every day. And we mailed a bunch of nurses Pimp and Joy, which is about choosing Joy even in hard times. So it's pretty cool. We're thinking about you. Thank you. That's just the update for the listeners in case you guys were wondering what stuff. Let's get to some funny.

So lunchbox is going to Starbucks. And, I mean, there are so many Starbucks. How are they going to know which ones we're coming to, right? Oh, yeah, they won't know. Our bids are being found out too much. Is this what Borat got into? That thing became so big and he couldn't do Borad anymore. Is that what happened?

Well, our will and Uber yesterday, the girl goes, yeah, I'm an Uber driver. I know about this big. She was listening to it on the radio. Listen, a part of me is happy that the popularity of the show continues to rise. Ratings had never been better. Yeah. But then I kind of like to not be cool so we can do funnier bits. So you think Starbucks knows we're coming?

Probably at corporate. They send out a message. No, I'm just kidding. We're sending lunchbox to the Starbucks. We're going to have them try to make the biggest, most obnoxious drink order. He keeps adding things until people behind him or the person gets annoyed. And we'll actually time it out. We'll see how long we think he can go.

So you're heading out now, lunchbox? Yeah. All right. I need money, though. Oh, wait, is he actually paying for this? Just put it. Somebody go with him and give him a card. Yeah, that's fine.

Yeah, yeah. Don't buy anything else. the way. I know how you work. I'm making a hot chocolate. Oh, that's fine. You get you a hot chocolate. You get you a hot chocolate. That's good. I love hot chocolate. I know you do. Cartoons and hot chocolate.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, that's next. He's going to do that next. Who's my driver? I think someone. You need a driver? Just worry about, do we have to do that on the air? Hi. Hey. How much gas am I going to spend? And who do I get reimbursed? I need a getaway driver or something goes down.

A getaway driver. Yes, we have one. Who's taking a mic? Emily. Who? Em one. Emily. Some girl named Emily's saying. Somebody new? Lunchbox is out of the Starbucks now. The whole bit here is we're going to have them trying to make the biggest drink order. It keeps adding things until the people in line behind

them or the people in front of him making it get annoyed. Because it's Starbucks you go like, I take the bend you, do. Yeah, a little bit of that, a little bit of that. Come on. So, lunchbox, are you ready, buddy? Where are you? Oh, yeah. I'm here. Starbucks, let me tell you, I'm the next in line, and let me tell you. Okay, okay, can I tell you something? Bobby, this is where you need, we need to give you a day off, and you need to come sit in Starbucks.

This is where the ladies are at. Yeah, yeah, cool. Hey, listen, here's the thing. Do you have the, like, what you're going to add? Do you know what you're going to do? Yeah, I got a whole long sheet of paper. Okay, so, all right. How far are you from getting up there?

Oh, the dude's in front of me is paying right now. All right, there we go. He's got a juice and a coffee. Is there a line behind you? Yeah, there's a couple people behind me. All right, cool, cool, cool. Yeah, I look like some college students taking some summer classes. They probably think you're one of them.

Yeah, yeah, here we go, here we go. Oh, yeah, I'm good. Yeah, okay, can I get, um, I want to do a quad, long shot, grande in a one-day cup with, um, half-calf, a quad long-shot grande in a ventric cup. A half-calf, double cup, no sleeve. Half-calf, double cup, no sleeve. Mokalato. Okay.

Salted caramel mokalata. He's reached a grande and venti but I don't understand. He said two different sizes. Oh, no. Oh, sorry.

Okay. A quas, long sharp grande and a vintech cup. He's asked for a grande and a vinti cup. Salted caramel mocalata.

Mokalada. Two poems a classic. Two pumps to hongel lot. And then substitute two,

A lot of white chocolate, mocha for the mocha. And then suffice to two pumps of hibos with half whole milk, a splash of almond milk. A splash of salmon milk. And then a splash of coconut milk. We add some mocha powder to that. No whipped, extra Java chips. So extra phones. With caramel brimple

Extra salt I'm a soup of vanilla bean powder White on the ice So, and please stir it well You're extra hot or if it's a light on ice Oh, light on ice, light on ice Water What's light on ice?

Yeah, plus a whole banana And a dash of cinnamon You want the banana blended or you want to do it? No, no whole banana Just put the whole banana in there I don't know, I would have just like a banana banana. Yeah, I get a banana.

Yeah, put the whole banana in there. I'll start over. I'll start over. I'll start over. I'm a visual learner and not an oral one. If you put it down, I put my glasses on. Because I don't have a sticker long enough to put out of it. So you need to write it.

Okay, you want to write it? Hey, lunchbox. Can you hear me? Lunchbox Ask her if she wants you to say it louder Hey Yeah Ask her if she wants you to say it louder

You want me to say it louder? No, no I got your hearing aid in Okay Okay You want me to say it's slower Okay You're not gonna get it

Ask you if they have any discounts Any coupons today? Do you have any coupons for a drink like this? Yeah Like a discount. No. Ask her if you can use your punch card from Jamba Juice. Can I use my punch card from Jamba Juice here?

Are you actually the same company? Oh, not same company. Free birthday reward? Today's your birthday. Oh, today's my birthday. Do I get a birthday reward? Oh, not what's at a gold card. No, okay.

How much do you think this costs right now? And how much would you think this is? What's my total right? now. 390. Hello? Oh, that's only four shots. She's walking away.

Oh, wow. She's done. Yeah, I think that's it, guys. All right. All right. Thank you. What happened? She walked away, and she went to get some guy, and he started helping people

on another register, and she went in the back. Man, she just disappeared. That's how to handle that. She has ghosted me. and some guy opened the next register and goes, can I help the next person? And they started taking everybody else. I guess that's a nice way to do it.

Why do you think that happened? Because she was a visual learner and not an oral learner. And she needed to see the paper, and I wouldn't give her the paper. Oh, all right. It took three minutes and four seconds, by the way. That was the whole order way. I didn't know why he wouldn't give her the paper. I just want to see if she actually make it.

Well, no, give them the paper and see what that looks like when they make it. Yeah. And we'll come back in a minute. Okay. All right, hang out. All right, there he is. Like, could you see him being like, okay, dash of salt? Oh, yeah.

It's the nudiest order I've ever seen. With a whole banana in it. We'll see, yeah. Moka chips. Yeah, tell, hey, lunchbox, you don't want the banana chopped up. You want just a whole banana in there. It drops. Okay, okay.

All right. So you're probably going to need to get a minty. In a, but a grande cup. Hold on, hold on, okay. What's about doing? I was thinking about going to watch Weezer a couple weeks. Oh, that would be fun. Right?

Why wouldn't you? I know. Well, are they here in town or are you going somewhere? No, yeah, I bet that. That'd be fun. It's just a bunch of people who are holding on, though, that I feel like. The band? No, like me.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You don't think so? No, that's a part of your life. Oh, I love Weiser, one of my favorite band. That's Toto. No, it's not. So it's Weezer. What happened was this fan kept hounding them to do a cover of Toto Africa.

Okay. Forever. This is a new thing, like, in the last few weeks. I hadn't heard this. And they were like, stop. And forever. He just was like, do a cover on Total Africa. It was just relentless online about it.

And finally, they just did it in the studio. And it, like, smashed and was, like, number one. Amy said her daughter thought she met Taylor Swift. Was it last night? Yeah, she was at a party where there was some music playing. So I guess in her brain, she's like, oh, there was music. And my friend, Gracie introduced her to her friend Taylor that was there. And she said, come here, Gracie, don't want you to meet my friend Taylor?

And she looked there. She goes, are you Taylor Swift? Yeah. then they had to break it to her that it wasn't Taylor Swift. So was your daughter disappointed? It wasn't Taylor Swift? I don't think she was disappointed, but I just think, I just thought it was cute and funny that, you know, any female she meets named Taylor that, like, is at a place where music's being played, she kind of instantly thought it was Taylor Swift or something.

At the orphanage, did they have Taylor Swift? I mean, yeah, they would listen to things on YouTube, but I don't think Taylor got played that much. The only people I remember them playing is Justin Bieber, like, on repeat. Or, like, any song that's, like, super-duper. popular, so I'm sure Taylor's stuff made it. But if the song had a dance attached to it with it on YouTube, those are the songs that are popular.

Like, you know, what is the one? Watch me whip. Watch me whip. Watch me, nay, nay. That was a big one. And they all danced to it. So how does she know Taylor Swift now? Oh, because we listen to her all the time. They are, one of their favorites is big reputation, big repetition. Is that your favorite that you let them play?

No. No. No. Sometimes I'll pull, like, when we're in the car, I'm like, what do you all listen to? Taylor should we hold his list of run to. And they're like, Taylor. And I say, well, which one? And they say reputation. So I turn it on. Who is your daughter's favorite artist? Oh, right now, she's obsessed with Ariana Grande and Cardi B. Yeah. Yeah. Do you let her listen to Cardi B without bad words? Listen. What? I know. She said listen.

I don't know that there's the bad words because if I listen, if I'm listening to stuff, it's on the radio with the bad words not in it. But sometimes if she asks Alexa to play stuff, Then I have to be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, go over and like, got to ask for that radio edit. You got to fix the situation. But I'm just basing that knowing on, I'm trying to think of, you asking me, that makes me think of what they ask Alexa to play the most of, and it's definitely Cardi B and Ariana Grande.

What about your son? Oh, he likes, whatever. He loves, um. He's seven. He loves B.B. Rexa and Florida Georgia Line. He played, he put that on probably five times last night. Me to be. And he just dances around the kitchen and he's like,

if it's meant to be. It'll be, it'll be. And he looks at me and smiles and works his hips. And he's like, baby just meant to be. You think they're happy? Yeah, I do. Yeah. They weren't, yeah.

There's moments, but they're just kids. But generally? Generally, I think they're finally happy. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. This guy named Chad Foster was working in his mid-New York tattoo shop. And he's working in.

There's a heat wave. And people are coming in sweating. And in New York, you don't buy air conditioner so much because you don't need air conditioner enough to have to pay for it all year. Meaning, why would you go spend $2,000 on an air conditioner and feed it for three weeks a year? So you just suffer through it.

Well, they're going through the biggest heat wave in New York history. And so the guy who's doing pretty well, he decided to do something about it because a lot of people in his town were hurting. So he goes to Home Depot, and he bought as many units as he could. And he says, hey, if you're a family

and you need to use his air conditioner, like, come and let me know they're here. Oh, that's cool. And so the next thing you know, he was handing them out six families in need. And he's like, if you're done with it, bring it back, and we'll pass it on to somebody else. Superful. Yeah, right? So there's that. That's a tell me something good right there.

Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. This is pretty cool, and we'll do this into the song of the day this morning. The Bobby Bones Show. The Song of the Day. Hit it. And the song of the day is going to be Dan and Shea tequila. Because a couple things.

One, it's a multi-week number one, which is rare. And it comes from their number one album. It was written by Dan and Shea and Jordan Reynolds and Nicole Galleon. But here are the isolated vocals from Tequila. Oh, cool. Skyhide. Your lips pressed against the bottles. Swimming on a Bible, baby, I never leave you.

I remember how bad I need you. When I taste tequila. I taste tequila Like that's all So Dan sits at a computer Dan of Dan and Shay And just does all this And spends hours and days

Working on one track And you listen to all the The layers There's She who sings like no other Yeah Is ah And then it's She layering vocals And there's another track

They've layered the backgrounds on Sky Your lips pressed against the bottle Smelling on a Bible Baby I never leave you I remember how But I need you When I taste tequila

Isn't that cold you kind of hear? Yeah I've never heard that Me too Tequila here I can still shut down the party With anybody I'm not fine

I taste tequila T-shirt The same one you're walking It's tasting Still see ya with you. And this is in the raw stages, but I've been working on this parody to Tequila. Uh-huh. And I can't really sing it. Like, I can sing enough to make these songs funny, but it's so hard to sing. Because it's Shea? Yeah. And I almost reached out and was like,

hey, Dan, Shay, sing this parody. Oh my gosh, I bet they would. But here's the thing. I don't like doing that because we did that with a couple artists and two of them love doing it, and then we hit one of them. And they got so irritated with it. Yeah, but I mean, but it doesn't matter. It It doesn't matter. Because it's called When I Taste Jopoli. And so... When I taste Chipotle. But it's so high.

And I haven't even practiced the song, but just to show you. I don't even know when it starts. But it's so high. When I walk into the lobby, wave just hits my body. I see a long line. I'm hungry. Artwork that's funky.

Some tin on the wall. walls and I'm fine And I'm fine But when I Taste Chipotle And the guacamole And the guacamole Can't even fit my

favorite t-shirt I eat so much That it hurts I fall fresh avocado A hand-placed Ceylantro Swear I non a Bible

Baby I will stay away But remember how much I weigh When I taste Chipotle My Lange My Lange It's so hard to sing

When I taste Chipotle I can't even do it And I've been practicing So I'm not even on But yeah And then we still got more Of the show to do too This is like I'm blowing my voice

Yeah No that's hard But is there a way to just Try to bring it down And obviously? Well you have to change the key of the song We'll call Dan

So he can manipulate it Instead of this It's like Low It's way lower Yeah so I've been working On When I taste Chipotle But I can't

I can't sing it. I thought that was pretty good. I mean, it wasn't horrible. It wasn't bad. Yeah, you got it. And it's really about the lyrics. Oh, I'm struggling. What was the part about cilantro? I don't know because, I mean, I wasn't practicing it. Okay.

When I taste Chipotle and the guacamole, I can't even fit my t-shirt. I eat so much that it hurts, farm-fresh avocado. Farm-fresh, okay. With that handpicked cilantro. Swearing on a Bible, baby, I would. Just whatever. Whatever. Everyone has it all done yet.

Yeah. That's really raw work. Yeah. That's cool. We got to see that. Yeah. That's raw. And I was just going to send it over to Dan Les. And I'd be like, hey, send this thing back.

I'll be around. Hey, produce this for me. I know you don't have anything going on right now, so. But then I was like, one, he's probably busy. Two, maybe he doesn't want to get in this tomfoolery that we're doing over here. And then three, maybe he feels like that's a smash on his art. Oh, come on. He's going to love it.

We had a bad experience with someone. I'm very sensitive toward that. I know, but... But... Winner! Taste Chipotle! You know what I mean? It's good. Not yet.

Chippoleet, chippoleet. But it's... There's something to that. It's there. Yeah. Let's check with lunchbox, by the way. He's at Starbucks. Hey, they make your drink, dude?

Oh, they're making it. They're still making it. It's been an hour. Are they irritated with you? Very irritated. The lady I came back in and she goes, oh, you're going to try it again? I said, yeah, here's the sheet.

They said it's a real drink. She goes, Okay. And she wrote down, I mean, it looks like she covered the whole cup in writing because they have to write each little ingredient. Oh, wow. All the way we were down and to the side. And we had to make some alterations because I had half a cup of this, a half a cup of that, and a half a cup of that. That would have been a cup and a half.

So she was like, no, no, so we're going to do a third, a third and a third. And I was like, yeah, yeah, that's fine. And they were out of salt. So we didn't get to. Okay, I'm done. I don't want to hear this. I'm done. I'm tired of this.

It's like 40 different things. We just wanted to see if they would get irritated. They didn't. Hey, do you have cash on you? Yes. How much? Oh, my goodness. Why would you say yes?

Thank you. Do you get it? Yeah, I got it. How much was it? It was like 26 bucks. Oh, my God. Can you tip them? Yeah, you can not on the card you can't, but you can do it with cash.

That's why I said you have cash with you. Well, do you have cash to pay me back? Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. Yes. Okay, we'll give them $20. Okay, give me $20. This guy.

this guy like just worry about those details off the air like just pay the 20 bucks and figure it out no you don't worry about the details off there you got to get it in no no you don't pay anyone back you owe me so much money from bets that I just leave off I don't owe you for any bet

okay that's another thing we can leave off air yeah another thing we can leave off air okay that dude look at Ray Moondo laughing in there he's an idiot he is an idiot well said

Bad news for me. The less attractive you are as a man, the bigger engagement ring you have to buy. Oh. They'll start saving up. According to a new study, the uglier a guy is, the more he's expected to spend on an engagement ring is compared to the girl they're dating. That's rude. It's awful. In other words, if you're super handsome, hey, buy the little pebble.

Who cares? Got that chin, the muscles? I do get very ambious of men with pecks. You mean when you say chin, like the big... No, it's a masculine chin. Okay. Yeah, Superman's you. You have a good jawline.

Do I? Yeah, you do. Well, if you're a goblin, you got to buy a huge ring. Goblin. So, I mean, maybe guys don't mind. But yeah, that's the whole story there. Oh, let me say this. And I'm not really in an engagement ring mindset, but a listener sent me some baby clothes.

Is that true? Who knows this? Yeah. Wait, baby clothes? Baby shoes. Baby shoes? Yeah, yeah. Because, like, shoe boy?

Listen, no, no, no. Are they like, are they easy? None of that. None of that. So what I say is see it be it, right? Right. And I said, 18 months, I'm getting married, right? I don't have a girlfriend yet or anything.

But so someone said, hey, I'm going to go and get you on your first pair of baby shoes. So see it be it, though, would be we have to get the girlfriend first before the baby comes. Yeah, traditionally. Yeah. So we have to work on finding the girlfriend. Someone needs to send you a girlfriend, not shoes. Oh, yeah. What if I just open a box?

What if our listeners are... I think that's the thing. You're going to send you? No, no. It's not like we're doing. What's a mail order right? Like I've heard of that. Oh.

Like a... Well, like, yeah, you order something like Russia. Well, there you go. It doesn't necessarily have to be Russia, but it's, yeah, there's... I know, but we're not going to do that. No. I don't even know that's a real... I've never heard of anyone really doing that.

Yeah, me either. I just try to send Bobby, like, Instagram pictures of Tanya from Ryan's ecrush show. Oh, shit. I try to send Bobby... Amy's on a mission to set me up. Is she interested? Well, she did comment on, so I posted Bobby's, what was that, oh, his book cover, and you have to admit in his book cover, he's whole, like, I don't know, your arm is like really flex. I don't know, why are you guys hate him?

No, no, we're like observation. Why are you guys hate on my book cover? I'm not hating. Whoa. You said you have to admit. That's the first word of hate. Hey, listen, you got to admit. He was going to ugly.

Okay, well, you know what? Now is a good time. Were you flexing? Uh, yeah. He has to think he's probably flexing. It's like casual arm but flex. So it's like, so she commented on there something like, dang Bobby with the arms, winky face or something.

So ever since then, I've kind of just had her in my mind for Bobby because I think she's awesome. She's positive. She understands this career because she's in it. You can still see her. Let me explain to people. So on Ryan's show, Ryan's Secret Show, he has a co-host named Tanya. Rad is her last name. Rad.

And she's rad. And so Amy's just obsessed with setting me up with her. Yeah. So why? But we talk. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Okay. Like in the DM? Or text. Oh, yeah. Did you move to the phone phone? Did you slide into her DM? Yeah, come on, come on. You got to tell us.

I didn't slide. I don't slide anywhere. I kind of just awkwardly plunge into places. Like, so how, what have y'all been talking about? Yeah, hanging out. What? Hanging out? Next, yeah, next time I'm out there.

Listen, she lives in California. What do you mean to do? I know about a lot of times she's also in New York because Ryan, so she's both places. You go a lot. You go there a lot. Listen, I'll leave it at that. Because there's, yeah, sure, we talk. Like, next time we're together, we'll probably get together.

You're only going to go to lunch, breakfast, dinner? It's pretty rad. What if we go to dinner, then breakfast? Oh, that's the way you want it. What? Yeah. Sign of a good time. Yes, it is.

Okay, so you all have two meals together. That's not what I understand. No, no. Amy's like, so what? Look at the time frame of the meals. Yeah, okay, so you have chicken and then eggs. That's the thing. That's the thing.

There's no thing yet. I like her. There's no thing yet. Yeah, I like the positivity. You're using the thing yet. I'm up for you. I'm up for you. Yeah, so there's that.

Okay. There's a, do you see the guy? So this kid, it's sad, but it's a odd story. So let's get to the sadness part. This kid died, right? And so his parents put him in his, like, his video game chair with Doritos because he's what he liked so much for the wake

Oh What do you think about that? I don't know Isn't that kind of what you wanted? Yeah, he wants to be propped up I'm going to be propped up inside the jukebox Yeah No, but right?

Well, here's the story A family propped the kid up in a chair With his game controller and Doritos for his weight I just I don't That's the way they like to see him I agree with that Here's the thing

It seems weird to us but who cares what we think true good point like really but if you watch into awake but it's not it doesn't matter then if you're not comfortable

leave I was watching the Tony Robbins documentary right I mentioned it yesterday on Netflix and I'm watching it and these people are going crazy there and I was watching it

at first I was just watching it for the behind the scenes because I wrote a motivational book I like to talk about that stuff and I wanted to see how Tony Robbins talks to people but then I kind of got into the message of it and these people are going crazy

and they're jumping up and down And I'm going, man, they're going. But then I think to myself, why does it matter how nutty someone's going? If they're not hurting anybody, it makes them feel better. It is in any environment. If you're not hurting animals or kids and something makes you feel better, if screaming, if dancing, if, it's like I went to a Pentecostal church when I was really young with my grandma. It was pretty nutty there. And compared to when I was going to Baptist Church much later.

Right. Which is two different environments. Totally. Because Pentecostal church, my grandma, they would speak in tongues. And I was like, what's happening here? And there was a lot of yelling. I heard that. Yeah, and I was like, wow, this is crazy.

Yeah, I was kid, kid, kid. And then I went to a Baptist church, and it was the opposite. You sit down, you go to 10 to 11 is the Bible study, kid Bible study, teenage Bible study. And then you go to the sermon. Sometimes I got bored and skipped out of the left back apart. I couldn't sit there for the preacher. hour. Are you kidding me? And so then I was like, oh, it's too different. But then I started

to go, man, that Pentecost stuff was crazy. But then I realized, what does it matter? If you feel good and it puts you in a better place and it's not hurting anything, it doesn't matter. Jump around, scream, dance, throw water balloons. So like if you want to put

your kids in a chair at the wake. If it makes them feel a little bit better in some way of honoring him in a way that he would like to be honored, holding a freaking video game controller and a chair of the Doritos more power to them. I just lost people hating on this and maybe it's easy

to hate on it first because it's weird. You're like, oh, how stupid. But again, if it makes them feel better, who cares? So I wonder if they go to the funeral director and they're like, hey, I would assume. Is it possible for him to be in a chair?

And it's probably Wow. It's a bit unorthodox. Yeah, I'd say. Yeah, it doesn't happen every day. But yeah, we're always so worried about like knocking people down. I didn't even go to my mom's. The wake? Yeah, they had one the day before and I couldn't go. I think it was, I don't even know. All I know is like my sister went and I think she was a little mad at me for not going,

but I was like, I can't go. I can't go. I didn't, I don't know that my mom had a wake because we cremated her. Yeah, we didn't. I don't think you have a wake. Do you have a wait for What's the difference? Like, what's awake and what's the funeral? See, I think it's a viewing. So I don't know if the wake is the viewing. It's the pre. Like the night before the funeral, all the family's starting to come in town and friends,

and you do like a viewing to say final goodbyes. So I'm pretty sure, yeah, it was the viewing. I think that's what turned me off. I was like, I can't go. Like, there was just too much. What if she'd had some Doritos? Maybe. I don't know.

I'm trying to think of what she would, like, we should have just propped her up watching murder she wrote. Right. Is that what she liked to do? Yeah. And for me, like take this whole studio, leave it as is. Sit me up, walk people through. You've said that before.

Charging five bucks. Oh, all right. Oh, and we get to keep the money? No, we're donating the money. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's what Bobby would want. Yeah.

Yeah, we should talk about what we want so that way we can make it official right here and know. Here's what I want. I don't care. I'm gone. No, no. Do whatever you want with me. You've already said we're going to prop you up right there. Charge $5.

Donate it. Take a selfie. Selfie's 10. Oh, okay. You feel good today? Yeah, I do. Why? That's wondering.

Do I seem not? No, it's not that. I don't even dealing with your dad. Yeah. I mean, I'm trying to catch up on some sleep, but feeling good. Yeah, we sit in this room and we have so many stories and live stories that we share on the air with you guys. And sometimes you'll read something. You go, oh, man, that's sad.

Like, for example, the Thailand, the kids in Thailand, that story was pretty rough for a bit. Yeah. Because we were like, what's going to happen? And so lunchbox, they're all saved, right? Yeah, they're all saved. They're all out. They're all good. Some of them, they're all in the hospital still.

The first group is able to see their family through a glass window and they can talk to them on the telephone. No personal contact yet. And they've been not really getting much. It's like a milk protein kind of thing. Slowly kind of weeded back to food. And they'll be in the hospital for a week or two trying to recover. So they will not be able to go to the World Cup final.

Well, then, nor should they. They can watch them TV. Where crowds erupted, cheering the final ambulance's arrival, The 12 boys in their coaching good health doctors say all will be quarantined for up to a week because of high risk of illness. These Navy SEAL divers and medic waiting to leave until everyone was safe. Do the doctor get out? Doctors, divers, everybody is out. Shut that cave off.

Done. Done. No more cave. Demolish it. Oh, man. Reck and that natural? You know what, demolish all the caves. Let's get rid of all the cave.

All right, all right. No more caving. You know, I'm going to say this, though. I mean this as sincere as possible. We sit and we read the news, and sometimes I get on Twitter, and it puts me in not a good place because all I see is fighting. And we're in the age of it's so divisive because of what's happening politically in our country. That being said, all of this negative that's constantly around us,

the entire world basically got together to save these 12 kids. Yeah. Think about that. We're sending boats and ships and people from all over. We came together for these 12 kids. It just shows you that when, yes, that whenever things like really suck for humans, we as humans come together to help. Right.

And so I don't want people to get lost in because it's easy to just see them murk and go, ugh, I don't know, because it is at times. But this story has been good for me and kind of my soul to go, man, people are good. Like, they are good. They don't know these kids. They're in another country. They're in Thailand. I don't even know where that is.

Where is that? Other side of the world. Like near Texas? Yeah, right down there. So, yeah, I mean, I can't, you know. I was giving you the continent. So I, it does, I like that. I like that we kind of reunited.

I've said for a long time, and you guys thought I was crazy, that it's going to take an alien invasion to unite all the countries. Oh, like Armageddon? Something or a comment or something. Anything, a comet. I'm an idiot. A meteor. Meteor.

Shooting comet. You know, like a cloud, right? We all see a scary cloud and we're like, you do it. And a little bit of hyperbole there, meaning that I hope an alien attack doesn't, but it takes something to make us go, yeah, I know we're different, countries are different,

we have different cultures, but in the end, you know, our culture is, it's helping each other out. And I love that. I love that about this story. So that's all, just a little bit of something

from a heart there. Yeah. Thought that was, that's a good thing. It's good to share. We saw people unite. It's good to recognize that, yeah. Yeah, yeah, how about that?

So, but sometimes there are stories that come across, and people will go, oh, that's sad. And then you ready for Amy to go, I just read this story. Or Eddie would go, oh, that's sad. And he's like, oh, these kids. Lunchbox did this.

And he goes, oh, it's so sad. And lunchbox isn't affected by anything. No, he's not. And I'm going, well, lunchy, what is it? And he's like, it's Lamborghini. And I was like, what? Yeah, Lamborghini caught fire at a gas station in Missouri. Like, just erupted in flames.

Oh, man, so sad. No, it's terrible. It was a $400,000. $400,000. $400,000 blue Lamborghini. It just wasn't something. All of us will go, ooh, this is tough to talk about. Well, I'd like to hear a breakdown.

Like, why is it sad? Go ahead, lunch. I mean, that is, you save up your whole life to be seen in a Lamborghini, and you roll up to the gas station, and you're just trying to get some gas. And your dream car goes up in flames. Like, that's your future. Do you know what happened? No. So, okay.

I didn't even want to read. I didn't want to read it. I'll do that with really sad. I don't even want to click into it. But that was for you on this Lamborghini store. Yeah, I just saw the pictures. And I was like, man, that is so terrible. I feel so awful for that dude.

A social media user posted dramatic images of a Lamborghini worth $400,000 going up in flames as it was parked just a few feet away. Because what happened was apparently, again, let me just read this from the story. A minivan accidentally ripped off a pump, gas pump. Uh-oh. Oh! And sprayed the vehicle with fuel. And then it caught on fire. Of course.

Minivan, jealous of the Lamborghini. He said there Minibans driving around with five kids going Oh my goodness, I cannot believe I'm driving a minivan Oh, there's a Lambo Oh, you're going to rub it in my face? Not cool. Here's the story though that I read and was like

Ooh, made me feeling uncomfortable But what would you guys have done? There's a player for the Giants And he go in his mom's ashes Are in his luggage? Oh, yeah. Do you see this? And he went to collect his bag

And the ashes had been disturbed by the TSA that he gone through the bag but they were dumped all over the place. He goes for the New York Giants. He put to tackle. Oh, wow. And so, I mean, I would have been furious, too. I don't get furious.

I get hurt. I get quiet. I get angry, but I keep it. Because it's also something so personal and emotional. With this, I might have flipped out. Yeah. What do he do? So he gets on social media and it's like pieces of s.

Next time you A-holes fill the need to go through my mom's ashes for no reason. Make sure that you close it back so her remains aren't spilled on my clothes. You can do your effing job. I mean, it was a whole thing. And then you know what? I completely was like, I, yep, yep. And normally I don't, but I just felt his anger.

A TSA Twitter account, apologize. Oh, well, good. We're all good then. Oh, good. TSA Twitter account apologized? There's probably that officer that. Tweet bought. Did it?

Yeah, tweet bought. So they're not supposed to go into ashes. So that's a stinky story. I still haven't put the last ashes of my dog out, by the way. I've been holding out. Oh, what's the last location, the last house you lived in? Oh, yeah. That's probably a hard one to go to because that's where he was last. Yep. And then it's like, it's over.

Can't let it go, man. I had one of my friend's dogs over my house. I was watching her for a little bit. And I was like, man, I should. It's tough. I feel like I'm cheating on my dog with a new dog. If you're new to the show, I had a dog for 15 years, like my, I mean, I love that dog. I don't even tell other living things I love him. I love that dog. And so, yeah, I need to do it in next couple days.

Like, I have to just go do it. Get a dog? No, just bed the ashes. Oh, okay. Get a dog. Buy boat. Drink a beer. Drink beer.

Get a dog. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. Maybe Kenny's speaking to you. Girlfriend. Dog. That's on the to-do list? Baby.

Marriage. Oh, marriage. Baby. Girlfriend, dog, marriage, baby. Yeah. Possibly pot belly pig instead of dog. Okay. Yes.

That is what I'm talking about. You know those get kind of big. Some do. It's a gamble. It's a risk you take. And it's okay. Listen, Eddie, what am I known for from? whole life. Taking risks. Oh, yeah. It's true. You are. Yeah. I'm one risk after the other. So you're

going to risk a pot-belly pig. I'm just thinking about girlfriend, animal. Okay. Leave that open. Wife. Kid. Baby, yeah. Yeah. Say it. See it. Be it. There you go. Say it. Be it. Did I make that up or I steal that? I don't know. Somebody should look that up. Let's Google that. I don't know, but how are you seeing it? Are you making a vision point? Oh. Because sometimes I'll say some really profound things and I'd be like, that's brilliant. Then I Google it and Socrates said it. I'm like, no. No, there's a book.

Oh, yeah, there's a book. There's a book. Carlene Rosenberg, say it, see it, be it. Oh, did you read it? No. How visions and affirmations will change your life. But here's the thing. I know that I don't, when I think it's something brilliant, I think, oh, somebody else must have said it first.

But that's it, just her. It isn't a big thing. It doesn't matter. It's hers. It does matter, though. It does matter because that means that you came up with it on your own. It just, she did too. Yeah, but still.

I don't know. I see it different. Have I think it, drink it, wink it You know what I got to do yesterday that was pretty cool is I went on the Dave Ramsey show Oh yeah? Yeah Guys, we're playing minor league ball here Oh no

Oh, like what goes on there Tell us He has a whole building Well, he has like a bajillion dollars Yeah So I want Listen, I've never had a mentor in my life Ever, ever had a mentor

You want him to be here? I would like for Dave Ramsey's been a mentor That's a big deal No Is this you asking him right now? No, I didn't think about that But I sure it's not even just that he has the building

it's just how he handles like he's the CEO of like all the companies in that building and he does a radio show and I did a show which to me is a real honor and a treat because Dave Ramsey by the way he's like one of if not the most influential talk radio guy in America okay and so

I go and we just talk and he's super nice to me and he comes on this show he's super smart about money so nice and funny and kind and I don't know what to do with money I'll be honest with you. I made it a little bit over the past few years. I have no idea what to the money. Never had any money.

Broke as a joke. Poor is a bore. That's how I grew up. And nobody even told, I don't even have me to ask about it. And so, but then his studio was nice. My dream has always been to build a studio

that looks like a late-night television set like David Letterman. Yeah. And so he kind of has one of those things going to. I saw it on your Twitter. It looks good. Yeah, it was cool. But it was a real treat for me

to go down there and do that show. And so would you end up, it was for your book? You didn't know for sure what you were going to do, but what you all ended up talking about mostly. The book, basically. I didn't know. I thought I was just going down to be a buddy. I was like, yeah, I love to do that.

I said, some jokes. I don't care what we got to talk about. I'm in. And I drive down and, yeah, we talked about the book for like 15 minutes. But yeah, that Dave Ramsey, man. I would like to go to dinner at his house because I googled, like, image. I've heard his house is pretty nice. Well, it looks like a castle.

I've never been in the castle. It would be nice. So that's one You Google image did it? Yeah, yeah, I'm psycho I'm psycho I'm psycho. Yes, I'm psycho

It says it's worth half a billion dollars So he knows a little something About money is what you're saying? Wait, half a billion? A billion? I don't even know about. Wait, a house? That's 500 million.

No, I know how much house is. Look at that. But I mean, I don't know House is sold for that in No, it's not his house He's worth that much. Oh, I thought you said his house I was like, gosh, that's a compound.

Didn't you think he set his house? I did think that he has buildings, Amy. I was like, does he own like Nashville? What's his net worth? 55 million. Oh, is that right? Maybe I thought it was 500 million.

Well, whatever. Either way, it's so a lot. Hey, 55 million is still great. There's no way. He's worth more than that. I can tell by his eyes. His eyes? Yeah, yeah.

You can tell a lot about a man's eyes? Yeah, yeah. Like his net worth? Like his net. Yeah, there we go. Dave Ramsey. That says a lot. So.

Is it a lot? Hmm. What? What you got? Yeah, okay, so 200 million on this one. This also shows you these sites are crap. Yeah, because you went 50, once in spots, went 50. Well, unless he just hit a huge stock tip right now.

Oh, yeah, today. Yeah. Just, hold on. So anyway, Dave Ramsey, I did the show yesterday. It was really nice. He's awesome. We talked about the book. It was good.

How is the book stuff going? Well, I'm mostly done with the promotion of it. Yeah. But, like, is it still, I don't know. Was it still selling? Because is it still, because, like, right out the gate, it was selling, like, a ton, so I didn't know how books that, like,

You track that, Bones? I don't track it, but I watch it. Of course. I mean, I created it. The book, the publishers track it. In the hardest category to be number one, which is self-help book. Yeah.

Oh, there's a lot out there. There's a lot in the big ones stay. They stay and they get back. So, yeah, it's actually doing so much better than I thought. So thanks to everybody's buying it. But yeah, it's good. It's good. Thank you for asking.

Yeah. Just trying to change, change some lives. Yeah. With practical information. Let's start with a man in the mirror. Yeah. You're going to make that change. Hey, did Dave Ramsey use it headphones?

Like a headset? Headset, which is how I want to do it too. What? Instead of microphones? Oh, I mean, like the Garth Brooks? Like the Garth Brooks headset. But it's like I use when I do stand-down. Yes.

And I love it because I'm not tethered anything. Crazy. Oh, so it's wireless. It doesn't matter. I saw you guys wearing it on the picture, and I thought, I was wondering what you felt about that. I normally don't like, nor do I do other people's radio shows because it's comfortable for me because then I go in and like, oh, I guess I got to take over because I just feel natural.

Yeah. But it didn't. It was good. A mutual friend of ours just texted me saying that Dave's house is like a castle. That's what I just said. Did I text you? Because I just said. No, but this isn't from Google image.

Oh. That's like a castle. So, huh. Yeah, there's a picture on my Instagram. Of the castle? No, of him and Dave. Me and Dave. He, by the way, super kind guy.

You would, what's up? Do you feel like you, yeah. That's cool that you feel like you left there being like, I'd like that guy to be That's a that's really cool because everyone needs a mentor right like I think that I never had one that's what I'm saying for various things in life maybe so the fact that you found someone that I have an adoption one you have an adoption mentor yes I need like a love mentor who would that be lunchbox no way you kidding me I don't know I don't want to teach Bobby about love out of us who would you pick what as your love mentor

like what kind of love like just daily Love. Like, make it love. No, I'm not. That's what I mean, that's what I'm saying. I don't want to teach Bobby that. Like, I mean, no, that's why I thought you guys were talking about. Like, I want to go and you're going to be like, this is how you make love.

No, not. This is how you make her baby. Make your lips like this. I don't, we're all kind of odd. Amy got married like a day. Her husband, met him. Eddie got married way young. A little younger, yeah.

Way young. Mm-hmm. I don't know. what's happened with lunchbox. I'm not, I'm sure he is married. I don't know about this. For post to his girlfriend on the phone.

It did. Lunchbox proposed to his girlfriend on the cell phone. I think he proposed, you said, well, should we get married? No, she said,

you know, we're going to my brother's wedding and she was like, you know, maybe we should get married. And I was like, you really want to? She'd say yes.

Okay. All right. That's love. So, these are your options. I know. I'm better without, I think.

What? Better with that. He said you wanted a love mentor. Yeah, I mean, and she picked out the ring, and then when I went and bought it after she picked it out. It's romantic. Yeah. You know, yeah. What?

What, why, what? I like it when you do that. No, it's not that. But you know who I've actually talked to? About love? Yeah, a bit. Oh, boy. Brett Eldridge.

No. What? I don't know. I just do it. I'm my new friend, but no. Who? You want really one now? Yes.

Well, yeah. Why wouldn't we? What? Garth Brooks. No, Amy's husband. Oh, you know, talk about love? We had a couple conversations. What is he said?

On my back patio? I saw y'all talking. Just a couple times, randomly. I wondered what y'all were talking about, but I never asked because I don't want to pray. Yeah, you do want to pry, so I don't think you don't. It's been, that was weeks ago. Yeah, but we've had a few conversations. How did that come up?

Yeah. He'll be like, hey, me. You'll tell you a little something about love. No, it's never right. It's not pat-ball, set me down. Take a seat. Amy's husband will say, hey, how's it going? I'm like, man, I got nothing going on.

Like, it's not even, I'm going on a couple days. And I don't understand how I have much less communicative friends, much less, just, I have real idiot friends, right? And they're making it work wonderfully. And I'm like, I'm not an idiot. And I can't make it work. You're referring to us? No, no, no. Like buddies of mine.

Oh, okay, good. Who just, they don't open themselves up. They have nothing. And they're making it work. And I'm like, what's wrong with me? Yeah. And we have a talk. Did he assure you nothing's wrong with you?

Nope. He didn't assure me that. He didn't say that. So yeah, that's what I've been, yeah, I talked to him a few times. Cool. Yeah. So that's it. Maybe he could be your mentor.

I love mentor. Amy's husband. I call it Amy Jasmine around. Yeah, but you're romantic or not, you know? That's right. You are your husband. Neither one of you are romantic. Yeah.

I'm a big, my love language is gestures and gifts, not words. but gestures and gifts and ideas, big ideas, grandiose. Mm-hmm. Yeah, anyway. The Bobby Bone Show. Oh, and that's the way it rolls. We done. Amy, all I come to you first. Show's over. What's your plan today? Got some stuff with the kids. They're like, moan and grown, and we had a doctor's appointment yesterday, so they both got five shots in their legs, and so they can barely walk.

They really can barely walk. Oh, no. So today, I just don't know how we're going to get through the I don't either. I'll see them when I get done with work or when they get out of school because, well, they're summer school. This is their last week of summer school. Yeah. So, anyway, it gets out of like noon

and then I'll see how they're doing if they survived because they were acting when I put them to bed last night. Like they were just not going to survive through the night. It's amazing that they genetically can be the same as you and not have the same genetics. Why, am I dramatic? Sometimes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like crawling up into his bed last night,

my son was like, I mean, it's like on his thigh. He's got like, you know, five shots. I'm sure it hurts. But I was like, oh my gosh. I was rolling my eyes. And then my daughter looked at me and she goes, no, really, mom, we're hurting.

I was like, okay, I'm sorry. Maybe I need to be more sensitive. Want me to help you up, buddy? What are you doing? I have a show at my house today. I do a Bobbycast and the songwriter Ashley Goreley is coming by. He's written just a ton of number one. Everything.

Yeah. So many. Yeah, he's written all the songs. and so he's going to come by. So we'll do that. There's also this two-hit wonder bobbycast that we did that is just getting downloaded and streamed like crazy. So if you're bored today, just to say the show's over,

and you go back and listen to this show and think, I need some more. I do a bobbycast, and, you know, Brett Eldridge came by. People come to the house and we sit and talk for an hour. So there's that. Search Bobbycast on IHart Radio or Apple Podcast. Lunchbox, what are you doing today? Oh, co-ed soccer tonight. Season starts.

March for the championship. Man, it's just so many startings of seasons. Well, yeah, one ends. No one's got to begin. When do you retire, do you think? I don't know. The baby's coming. You're getting older.

Lost a couple steps. Yeah, the baby coming too is really going to be tough because if my wife's not home from work, I've got to take the kid to the game and it's got to sit on the sideline. He's put it there, right? Yeah, because it can't move. Yeah, so it just sits there. Right. Put in the car seat.

Just hope the ball doesn't hit him. No, you turn it backwards. Oh, okay. Smart. The baby doesn't even get to watch the game. It faces the parking lot. Yeah, come on. That's it.

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