The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Wants A Girlfriend + Lunchbox Gets Clues About His Surprise From Bobby

Episode Date: January 24, 2019

Bobby considers using a dating service to help him find a girlfriend. Lunchbox gets two clues about his upcoming gift from Bobby. Plus, show members come together for 30 seconds of non-stop laughter! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This is a Bobby Welcome with the show Appreciate you guys waking up with us If you're listening on the podcast Well lucky you You didn't wake up early

And you still get to experience the joys of the show You know what I mean? Yeah Nice Yeah More in studio Morning

Well Every morning When I come in I do look country music history. Try to bring you guys a nugget or two. We rarely get going this early, but sometimes we do it,

and that's why they call me Country Music's youngest historian. That's right. Which, by the way, there's a new Charlie Pride documentary coming out. I'm in it. Oh, I was about to jokingly say

and you're in it. Yeah. But, okay, now I think I remember you filming it. Yeah, a long time ago. It's like the American Classic series on PBS. Really? Yeah.

Is that out now? Not yet. They asked me to come to the screening, but I'm going to be shooting American Idol so I can't. But apparently I said some stuff that's pretty cool. What an honor to be on that documentary. It's pretty cool.

Yeah. It's your entire pride, dude. It's a documentary about him. Yeah. Yeah, it's cool. So I'll let you guys know when it comes out. Pretty cool. But I am, again.

Country music's youngest history. And I'm starting to just embrace it. I is what I is. Hey, what do you know about it? Yeah, so here we go. The Bobby Bones show. On this day in country music. Ooh, it's a good one.

38 years ago. Today in 1981. This song hits number one on the country chart. This was also a huge crossover hit for Dolly Parton. A few weeks later, it was number one in the pop chart. Dolly wrote this song by herself while the movie was filming. She made so much money out of this song. She's sure to buy herself.

That movie's so good. Makes you want to go watch it. In addition to appearing on the film soundtrack, the song was the centerpiece of her 9 to 5 and odd jobs album. They won a Grammy a night to 81? You know what I think about when I hear this song now? I dance to this on Dancing with the Stars, our group dance. Oh, yeah.

That's right. We did a whole group dance to this song. And so I just, I remember we go out and we do the group dance, and I messed up like four times, which is part of the course for me. And I remember not messing up 10 times, only four times. And the judges were like, Bob, you nailed it. They were like, you didn't even mess up. And I was like, oh, yes, I did. But it was country night.

And my other people had like a Brit from Harry Potter. and she knew the song because it was so big and I had a 17 year old Milo and he knew the song because it was so big and then who else was on our team? Regardless, everybody knew the song and they didn't know anything about country music.

That's how big that song is. Still the jam. Man, doing that group dancing with the stars was crazy like hectic and stressful because what happens to end of the show the week before they're like, okay, go draw your song and get your teams together

and the two lowest scores from the whole show were the captains, Joe and me. And so we go, when we draw, and by the way, ended up winning the show, right? But I was really low. And so we draw the names and we draft our teams. And you go right to a room and you don't go to sleep that night. And so you're just practicing it. You're making up the dance as it's going with all the dancers together. Crazy.

It sounds stressful. Crazy stressful. And didn't you milk a cow? I didn't. I refused. I was like, I'm not milking a cow. I think the guy from Dukesahazard milked cow. Okay.

I was like, I'm not milking to count. I don't milk count. Good for you, standing your ground. Yeah. There are things you do. I have my limits, folks. The Bobby Bowl show. It's producer.

Amundo in weather news. Tents dropped about 5 to 10 degrees in most places today. Tons of rain along the East Coast. Watch out for that. In other news, the government shutdown continues. We're learning over 800,000 employees have missed their second paycheck because of it. And finally, at the Atlanta airport, somebody, tweeted a bomb threat. It delayed things last night.

Flights are now good to go. They're investigating who did it. They're probably going to face jail time. Kelly and Oklahoma is on the phone. Hey, Kelly. Good morning. What's happening? Nothing much. We're driving to school this morning, taking my picture of the school, and she wanted to call and see she could get through to talk to you all.

Sounds like the door's open. Are you driving with the door open? No. I hear that ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Oh, nope. I think it's just the, I'm up and went off in the car. Probably out of gas. Yeah, I get it. So, wait, what's your daughter's name?

Her name is Kimley. Well, is she in the car with you right now? Yes, she is. You want to speak to her? Yeah, please. Good morning. Wow, what up, Kimley? Nothing.

Just going to school. Yeah, what's happening today at school? Anything cool? Loser? Oh, we lost her. She probably hit her face on the butt. Sure. It happens.

She sounded like she's about 15 years old. I know. I was like, wow. She's like greetings, Mr. Bones. And salutations to you. Hey, Katie in Ohio, you're on. Hi. What's happening?

Oh, nothing. What's going on? Early morning here on the show, just hanging out. Can I help you with anything? Yeah. So, yesterday I had on my floating head Amy shirt, and I went out shopping with my mom, and I had to explain to this lady there who was the girl on my shirt. And I was just wondering if you guys were going to sell the other, like you and lunchbox and Eddie.

Oh, yeah. Do we ever sell anybody else's yet? No. Lunchbox was supposed to be next. Then what happened? Then we never did it. Yeah, that's a good thing. We have them ready.

Yeah, we made them, Katie. I don't know what happened, but yeah, Eddie has a set, lunchboxes the set, and I have a set still coming. But yes, that's a good point. And then what we do is we give the money to charity, so I'll get on that. Thank you for reminding me. No problem. All right, Katie, have a nice day.

Thank you, too. All right, see you later. So Amy had a story this morning that single life gets even better with age. Now, are you bringing that for me? Well, yeah, I mean, I saw the headline and I kind of thought But don't have a voice like you're sad to tell me that She's like, yeah, it's just for you, Bob. Yeah, go ahead.

Historically, it says single life gets better and better. And for individuals as they age, satisfaction with their single lives gets better too. So I get very lonely sometimes in my house, right? That's why I had the somber voice. I know, I do. But here's the thing. Sometimes I go, you know what, if I had to deal with someone's crap all the time, I'd probably be annoyed sometimes.

But I think life is picking what you'd be most happy with, like 51% of the time. Yeah. So I would like to have someone. See, I think so too. And that's why The Bachelor could be good. Amy, the Bachelor, Amy is just so fascinated me doing The Bachelor now. I did a 180. I was so anti the Bachelor.

I was like, there's no way he'll ever do it. He shouldn't do it. And now I'm like, they're wooing him. And maybe he should take him up if the opportunity proves. But what do you know about them wooing me except you read it in a story? Radar Online. Yeah. Had an article.

I've never told you anything about The Bachelor coming to me and wooing. Have I? No. Okay. The article said they're wooing you. Yeah. So yes. Radar in line.

Here's the problem with me and the Bachelor. Legit source. People don't work on that show. You have to go check yourself away for three months. But you're someone that has done things differently and you'll kind of shake that up. I'm not even saying that they're offering me the Bachelor or have spoken. me about The Bachelor. All I'm saying is it's tough to do. And also, I'm not as good looking as some of those Bachelor guys. I'm not ripped up like some of those Bachelor guys. I also have a skill

that I've crafted over the years. And some of them, I don't know what they do. They just go on because they're so good looking. Oh, yeah. And I don't want to be known as The Bachelor when I've been grinding away at this forever. You know, I don't want to be selling flat tummy tea for guys on Instagram. I get that. Oh, that flat tummy tea. Is this really work though? I've been using those smoothies. I've been drinking those smoothies. They're good. It doesn't work. I like my tummy What? Let me see. Bobby boom, come on.

So you just found out what Ilosum means on text? Yeah. Allosome. Yeah. At first I read it as asylum, but I was mixing up the letters. So it's I-L-Y-S-M. If you see that, I-L-A-L-Sum, it means I love you so much. You ever see- Yeah, but did y'all know that?

No. Yeah, me neither. That's like what the kids do. Well, millennials. Just kid. Not even millennial. I was watching a story about millennials, and like, the official date. ranges, 1980 and 1995.

So we're millennials. We're like on the edge. Yes. So is it Gen. Whatever the case is when you bash millennials, you're kind of that. I'm not bashing. I'm saying it's what they do. Morgan number two, what year were you born?

1993, so I'm a millennial. You barely make the cut, though. Yeah. Oh, wow. Do you know what Allison means? Yeah. I love you so much. Do you ever write that?

I used to. Like on AIM Messenger and that used to be a thing. Well, I don't know who put it up. Kelsey Ballerini maybe and then I saw somewhere else somebody put it and I finally had to Google it because I was like I don't know

Well I just texted my wife And she said I don't know what you're talking about He texted it right now Yeah that's funny Okay Here are some acronyms Amy Morgan number two Have you seen these by the way

Do you know this acronym? Okay If Amy misses it You see if you can get it Okay Amy ATM Atm That like where you get your money

No No It's like if someone wrote it in a text Like ATM I guess I can give it in context Okay yeah ATM I can't talk Come on.

Tommy's. Okay. Morgan number two, you know what means? At the movies? At the moment. At the moment. Okay. Okay.

If someone writes, W.D. Like, Wood. W.D. What's that mean? W.D. W. What are you doing? Yes.

That's exactly what that means. Yeah. Wow. How about if someone writes, I'm V happy. Very. I use V. Yeah. I'm cool.

I'm cool. I do. I do. Anyone that has to declare they're cool. What's sad about that is anytime I just use the V, I have that thought in my head. Like, I'm using the V. I'm cool. How about I AMHO? If someone writes, I AMHO.

I AMHO. I am in, I might have osteophrosis. Yes, I might have osteophrosis. What is it? I don't think any millennial writing I might have osteoporism. I might have osteoporosis. I might have osteoporosis. Others?

It means in my humble opinion or in my honest opinion. Okay. It's like IMO and then you declare something. Okay. Got it. I can, yeah. IRL. I really.

You don't know any of these. I really know. I really. Morgan number two, you know this one? In real life. Yeah. Oh. Yeah.

That makes sense. Like have you met them yet? IRL. Yeah. Some of these I use. You use IRL? RL? Mostly because I, when I text, I just slam. I don't edit. It would take me so long to think of the acronyms for what I want to say. Go again. What else?

O TW. On the way. Yeah, that's good. How about F2F? Hey, but let's do it F2F. Like the number two? F2F. Yeah, you got to do it. Say that. From.

Do you know what Morgan number two? Far to. Face to face. Face to face. That makes sense. There you go. There you go. That's the macarans.

We can put them up at boggones.com. Some of our listeners can see these. Well, now parents will know what their kids are saying. Or normal folks can just use them. Like, yeah. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan No. 2. 30-second skinny.

Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher welcome their second child named Jacob Brian Fisher into the world on Monday. Carrie shared an Instagram photo saying that their hearts are full, eyes are tired, and our lives are forever changed. Also in baby news, Angelina Presley of Pistolannies gave birth to her baby girl, Phoenix, Jolina, Jean Powell, on Tuesday. Cassidy Pope released the first song from her new album, Stages.

The single is called If My Heart Had a Heart. It announced his All-American Road Show with special guest, Brothers Osborne, Margot Price, Brent Cobb, and more. Tickets on sale, February 1st. I'm Morgan number two. That's Your Skinny. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. With her four-year-old daughter in the back seat,

she hits some black ice slides off the road. Car flips over into an icy pond. The mom's able to crawl out of the car, but the daughter's still stuck in the back seat. Well, this lady, Ashley Holland, jumps out of her car, runs down there and climbs in the back seat while it's in the icy pond and pulls the four-year-old daughter out as the mom was crawling out the front seat. Wow.

While it's in the pond. In the icy pond. Saved her life. Zero. So the mom is crawling out without the daughter? Well, she's stuck in the front Yeah, so she may be crawling out to get the daughter. Right, she may have been going to get the daughter,

but then this other lady is like, don't worry, I got your daughter, you get out, let's get to safety. That's crazy. Probably all instinctual, too. Like, she just sees it and goes. There's no time to think about things like that. Wow, that's crazy. Bobby Bone Show.

Boney up to day! This story comes us from Madison, Wisconsin. A 34-year-old man went out with some friends. He came home, and he noticed two of his action figures were damaged. Oh. He thought his wife did it on purpose. He went and got his axe, chopped up the TV, the TV stand, the couch, went outside, and chopped the side mirrors off the car. Oh, wait.

Too far. Wait, let's hear the end of the story here. Let's hear what happened to the action figure. What really happened? He said that he woke up, or he went to jail. He said he overreacted and the action figures were just knocked over. They weren't damaged. Oh, my goodness.

Who knocked him over? But she knocked him over. Yeah, she was cleaning and she actually knocked him over. Okay. Then it's fine. Everybody got what they deserve. I have done that to my husband's model planes.

What? The axe? No. I knocked over his model planes and it's been a big deal because the propellers broke and they're still broken actually. Well, he obviously overreacted. I've never just,

I've never thought of just destroying things. That never pops into my mind where I'm so angry. I just want to destroy things. Also, he's destroying a car that he probably paid for as well, right? Yep. And a TV and a laptop and a TV stand and a couch. That's somebody who will eventually like punch you.

Like, you can't get what someone who has aggression issues like that. What's your husband did you? Nothing, he's just still mad. He's still mad about it years later. This happened early on in our marriage. And so finally I said, well, then how about we not put the model planes out on display? What's he

supposed to do with them? Put him on the blanket? He made them. They're supposed to be on display. Oh, no, he didn't make them. These are really, really nice. Like, you buy them. They're a big deal. One of them was his dads, like this spider jet. I know. They're special. And this you said, don't. put it on display?

And then you broke it on purpose? I didn't. See, that's what he said. Wow. He said, you broke this on purpose so they don't have to be out. I said, actually, I was cleaning them and I broke them on accident, but maybe if we don't want to break anymore

on accident, we should put them away. What if he said that about your stuff? Keep them safe. We should keep them safe. That's kind of rude for you to do that. For you to say, why don't we not put them out? That's what they're supposed to do if he's seen, right?

Yeah. A bunch of airplanes everywhere. A bunch of airplanes everywhere. Like a... Your husband's a pilot. Like a kid. Oh, you were calling him a kid. Yikes.

Shots. Taking shots. Taking shots this morning. All right, left box. Is that it? Yeah, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Everybody!

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So for the next couple weeks, every day we'll do a get-to-know-you segment on the show. And so the question today is, what's the craziest thing that you've ever done in your life? Now, there are no rules. So let's talk about it. We'll go around the room. Amy, you're first. What's the craziest thing you've ever done in your life? Easy.

Skydiving. Yeah? And I will never do it again. Go ahead. Ever. For my 29th birthday, lunchbox and I went skydiving, with skydiving. with another friend and oh my goodness I didn't even want to jump out of that plane

it was so crazy but I felt like I needed to do it and I can not wait to land and I'm just happy to say yep I've done it but I will never do it again like jumping out of a plane just doesn't make sense to me what if you went somewhere really cool nope I don't care I couldn't breathe up there it's so cold that air and you're like it's all in your face

and you're like I don't know I mean it is cool to say that you've done it but so scary crazy. I can't even. My personality is not, I'm not like an adventure seeker. Yeah. That is literally the most adventurous thing I've ever done. That was awesome. Yeah, I hated it too. But I would probably do it again if it was over the right place.

Nope. But I hated it too. Not me. I don't even want to get into, nope. That and I don't want to get into a helicopter. I've done that once. It was crazy. It was crazy. Is that terrifying? It was just weird. And I had to get to an airport real quick and so they're like getting this helicopter it's for work. Get in the chopper. It's like got in a helicopter and it was weird because you just float. Yeah. And then the helicopter goes forward and just

it's weird. Yeah. That's the craziest thing. Yeah. All right. There you go. There's Amies. What's yours? So when this is the question it was going on dancing with the stars. Oh yeah. For sure. That was pretty crazy. That was the craziest thing. Yeah. That's the craziest thing. Maybe being there watching you win might be up there with one of the

craziest things I've ever seen. Because I remember when they came and asked me way out, like months and months ahead of time. And I was like, I don't know. I've never danced. It'd be fun, but I don't know if I can leave and move to Los Angeles for a few months, which is what I did. And I don't know, because I was going on American Idol, and I'd have to, not to perform, but to be a mentor. And I was going to have to miss some American Idol. It just didn't seem like something that was going to fall into it.

And there were a couple other shows that were offered, which were good opportunities. But in the end, I don't know. I kept getting dragged back to doing dance old stars. And my heart, I don't know why. I turned on two other shows. Well, your heart was right. And it was. It was meant to be.

And I went on the show and I had the worst odds ever when they released the Vegas odds are the worst odds on the show. I was supposed to go home, week one. And I didn't. And then every week, I just tried to figure out week by week how to get through. And then at the end, I won that show. And I was the worst statistic winner ever. Meaning, of every person that's ever been on the show, I had the worst overall score

ever. Now, I played a different game. I played the people vote more than I did the judges vote. I tried as hard as I could for the judge's vote. But when I won, I was like, this is the craziest things ever happened to me. Yeah, I would agree. So the craziest thing for me was going on dancing with the stars. And people were like, when you win that show, your life's going to be so different.

My life's not any different. No. Well, I mean, you danced at Radio City Musical. But I'm saying... Yeah, but he hasn't changed. Nothing is different about me or with me. You're more known. Am I, though?

Yeah, because people I encounter, no, I have people tell me they had never heard of you until Dancing with Stars and now they listen to the show. Oh, I don't feel it. Like there's nothing about it. It's like, oh, now I've won a reality show. It's funny because it is a reality show. It feels like a competition show, but they have those cameras on you all the time. That's mine. The craziest thing I've ever done was going on and winning Dancing with the Stars.

Lunchbox, the craziest thing you've ever done? Oh, I've done a lot of crazy things in my life, criminal things that I'm not going to reveal here because I don't. want to... Criminal things. You were like eight. Well, I mean, in high school we took a couple golf carts from apartment complexes and drove them out on the highway, had little races. I thought that was pretty fun. But the craziest is probably going on Jerry Springer when I was 17 years old, lying about a story, making up a story saying I was dating

Kamika and Jennifer and Derek were dating. That's true. And Kamika and Derek took us on the show to tell us they were cheating on us with each other. And we were all best friends and we went on Jerry Springer. And it was the craziest thing ever to be 17 years. old and sit there and shake Jerry Springer's hand. So can you find that episode anywhere? Like is there a Jerry Springer library on Netflix or?

No, that's a good question because I Google on YouTube and if you put it up, they take it down. Scandals Affairs Part 2. Eddie, our video producer, what's the craziest thing you've ever done? The craziest thing I've ever done, and again, like Lunchbox, a lot of crazy stuff I've done, but probably sitting in the bus with Willie Nelson for like an hour and a half, maybe two hours. talking about everything and anything with Willie Nelson. And no, I did not. Oh, you did it?

I did not. One of the biggest regrets in my life. But he asked you? He did. And you said now? He passed it over and says, Eddie? And I was like, oh my gosh, I can't do it. I can't.

I can't. I can't. I'm sorry. I was working. I said, I can't, man. I'm working. And I just started my shift and I feel like I'll just get in trouble if I did. That's all right.

I respect that. So the craziest thing is sitting for an hour with Willie? Man, we talked about Ray Charles, Bob Dylan. He was like, Bob Dylan's full of crap. And then he was like, yeah, Ray Charles, man, he used to, we used to play chess here at the house. And Ray Charles would maybe put a blindfold on just because he was blind. He's like, I want this game to be fair. And Willie would play Ray Charles at chess blindfolded.

Really? Yeah. How? And he'd be like, man, he'd kick my butt. Feeling the pieces because they're all, they feel different. Gotcha. I left there and just feeling like, that was amazing and crazy. You were working in television then?

I was a news photographer. Yeah. And I was just the cameraman there with a reporter. And we just chatted with Willie for like two hours. That's cool. And he's like, you got to leave now? Like, got to go to work with it. Doesn't he live in his bus, not his house?

Yeah. So at his house, it's like his ranch. And right at the entrance, all his buses are parked with like, parked to electrical outlets or whatever. And his house is up on a hill. And he's never in his house. He stays on the bus at his ranch. Because he's on his bus so much.

That's where it feels comfortable. Yeah. And I was like, where's your wife? He's like, oh, she's in the house. Of course she is. I see her sometimes. Of course she is. All right.

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No. Well, I went to this yoga class and I don't know. The teacher was funny and I was laughing during class. And I was like, well, this is kind of fun. Would you like that, by the way? Because I wasn't doing laughter yoga, but I read about laughter yoga after this. Yeah, I've never done it. but I think I would be into it.

I've done, like, crying yoga. Why, is that a real thing? No. Is that an A.M.I. I just cried a lot of yoga before. Well, you know, how was next to a girl crying? Mm-hmm. It happens because it just brings out so much emotion,

and sometimes the teacher will say something, and then you're just, if you're doing it really, for me, if I'm doing, like, a class where there's a lot of twists and, and, like, detoxing, I feel like my body crying is also another way of getting rid of toxins. And I think it just pulls out all these emotions. I don't know. I've cried in yoga so much. Really?

The only emotion I have while doing yoga is this sucks. Oh. Because I'm not good at it, but it's never anything where I'm emotional. But the girl next thing was crying. And I almost felt like she'd be like, are you okay? Yeah, I know. But she probably is. She just needed, trust me, she doesn't, we don't want to be crying at yoga.

Anytime anybody's crying, though, you want to comfort them. Yeah. I could see how that's like, and she's going, and I saw her tears hitting the mat. And I was like, oh, no. Have you ever done a class where they make you sit at the end or whatever? somewhere in it sit like crisscross applesauce in front of somebody else and you stare into their eyes no that you don't know yeah I've done that before actually I had to do that one time with the Brett Eldridge's drummer Caleb so I got to know him now when he comes in and plays a

drum so we have like a bond like I see him and I'm like what if you get stuck with somebody that you have no interest staring in their eyes I didn't even really know him that well it was awkward I even I was like why is the teacher making his do this this is so awkward but it was a moment and I'm not kidding. Every time we see him, I'm like, hey, been to yoga lately. Like, we have like a thing. I don't know. It's weird, but... That's weird. Yeah. Are you still doing yoga? I am, but mostly at home. Because just going to a yoga class, getting there, driving, getting there early, laying in Savasana afterwards, takes a lot of time. So I go and this teacher's going, he's telling jokes during it. And it's not laughter yoga, but he's funny. I've never been to a yoga class with

the teacher's funny. Yeah. And he's like, okay. So take your foot. You'll stretch your IT band. He goes, or your IT band. Or I call it the Imagine Dragons band. Like the It Band?

Band. And I laugh out loud because it's kind of a dad joke. But the it band, Imagine Dragons. I was like, that's funny. Yeah. I mean, I think it would be extremely therapeutic because laughter is good for you. I think all these kinds of yoga. Well, here's what laughter yoga is.

Laughing, breathing, and moving that reduces stress. It's new to 2019. but and you laugh all the way through, like even forced laughter. Now, we used to do a segment called 30 seconds of laughter on the show. You remember? That was fun. Have you ever done that? Yes, I've done it before.

It's a lot. It's exhausting. Yeah. Because it's forced laughter. It's forced. But the fact when I see you laugh, it makes me laugh. Right. Like, I laugh and it actually starts making everyone laugh.

It's a chain reaction. The question is, are we in the mood to do 30 seconds of laughter this early? Sure. Always. We haven't done it in a really long time. I haven't. And here's the crazy thing about this bit, is that if you turn the radio on in the middle of it, let's say like 10 seconds into it, you're so confused at what's happening. Right.

So confused. I mean, we can try it. And you're like, what did I miss? It must be so funny. Something's so funny. They've been laughing for 30 seconds. We can try it. So this is 30 seconds of laughter.

Anybody in the glass room want to take part in this? Raimundo? Yo, yo. You want to do 30 seconds of laughter or no? Yeah, let's do it. Come in here. All right. All right.

You kind of have to stretch. we don't have to video this I want everyone to feel like this is yoga you know no judgment therapeutic nobody's watching it's a safe place okay let me get the timer ready let's see who's all taking part of 30s

Amy? Yeah I'm ready Say here Here Oh here Lunchbogies Here We're just doing a check in

Okay Eddie here Raimundo Here Morgan number two Here All right I'm Bobby And this is kind of exhausting

This bit Oh boy So what'll happen is I'll say go and then we just laugh for 30 seconds. Hard. Not yet. I'll get the timer ready.

You will laugh in your car. You should call. It just makes you laugh. Are you ready, folks? Ready. Ready. The timer is ready. Don't wait.

He laughs. I know. It's just funny thinking about 30 seconds of laughter in three. Two, one. Go. There you know. That's my God. That's not.

There you go. Oh, my stomach. Water and relax. Okay, now. Stretch out your neck. See? There you have it, folks. And now you're all sweaty. I know. Like a yoga class. I need a towel. Yeah. There's 30 seconds a lap. How do we feel?

Good. We're good. We feel loose? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm ready for the day. Samantha, who is stationed in Georgia right now. Hey, Samantha. Hey, good morning, Bobby. How are you? Good morning. What's going on with you? I'm so tired. I've been up since 4.30 this morning. It's been a super long week. So far, I'm only halfway done with it. But that's 30 seconds of laughter was awesome. There we go.

That's what I tried to do. That's what I tried to do, Santa. Awesome. So wait, what do you got to do today? Thank you so much. So I'm actually in a two-week course. It's really long, really stressful. It's a lot of information, fast and quick.

So hopefully I have two tests today. Hopefully I ate them both. And I think I'm going to for the 30 seconds of laughter I just had. Yeah, yeah. How you do? Hey, what branch of the military are you in? I'm in the Army. Oh, come on.

That's awesome. Well, listen, we appreciate you for calling. but mostly we appreciate you for serving, so thank you very much, Samantha. And good luck on those tests. Thank you so much. Thanks for your support. All right. See you, Samantha.

There you go. Hey, let's go talk to Courtney in Arizona. Courtney. Good morning, everyone. What's happening with you? I turn 30 really soon, and I would like some advice, I guess, on how to do that. Not, you know, like how to turn 30, but like how to accept that. Yeah, I'll give it to you real easy because I struggle with 30.

I remember being 29 in the whole year. I was going, I cannot believe in by turn 30. Right. Because I felt like 30 was getting old. I was like, oh my goodness. If I'm 30, like, it's over. Now here I am at 38 going, 40. Here's what I've realized.

It doesn't matter. When you're 30, you're going to find a way in your mind to make 30 feel young. When you're 40, you're going to find a way 40 to feel young to you. Correct. It's never going to change. You're always going to feel like a kid in your heart and in your head. I'm 38. I still feel 17 a lot of times.

I look at people who are also 40, 50, and go, man, those are real adults. It doesn't change. Courtney, nobody cares. Are you married? I am. Okay. You have kids?

Two. Who care? Yeah, you got it. You're already done. You're set, right? Like, 30's cool. Yeah. 30's cool.

All I'm going to say is you'll close your eyes and you'll be like, uh-oh, about to be 40. Because that's where I'm at now. I'm 38 years old. And I'm going, holy crap, I'm about to be 40. I might even married on many kids. So I'm like, I'm like going, uh-oh, I don't have anything done. But you are 29.

Solid, too. And you're in Arizona? I am. What time is it there? Like, five? Five in the morning? Yeah, it's five. You guys don't do daylight savings, do you? We don't. We don't. And so, actually, yeah, that is one thing about Arizona. That's what I would do. Here's what I would do.

If I were president, a couple things. Because I will run for office. One, there's no more of this daylight savings. We'll always stay on it or we'll always be off of it. Oh, you're going to see that. We're not shifting anymore. The first thing I would just be a thing. It would just be a thing.

Does the president change that? I could, I would. You could, yeah. Tell all the states to listen. It already is a federal thing, meaning that it exists. They make it a rule. Well, I thought state, Arizona, how did they decide they don't want to? Well, if federal wanted to put their boot on it, they could.

They don't. I would. I would go, all states, stop it. Stop it with your nonsense. Okay. So that wouldn't be a thing anymore. Two, the government shutdown. I would take both sides and I would lock them in a big gymnasium and say,

You ain't leaving until you figure this out. Like it's fine. If it takes you a month to sit in this gymnasium and you never, I put a couple basketballs and that make them flat basketballs too. Yeah. So they can play a little bit of basketball, but the basketballs will be flat. It's no fun. Yeah, it's just kind of fun where you're just like, oh, man, I want you had to air it up basketball.

And nobody gets to leave until we figure it out. Okay? Wall, no wall, you know, whatever. You don't get to leave until we figure it out. It's kind of bull crab that everybody's just sitting around while I go through the airport. My TSA workers are having a sandwich and people are smuggling. and people are smuggling in razor blades. So that's why I would do right now.

I'm announcing my candidacy. No, I'm not. This is a platform. But I'm just saying, like, we need a bit of common sense back, right? Just in government in general. Yeah. Don't we? And by the way, 30's cool, Courtney.

Sorry about that. I got it a lot off there. It's no deal. Before you know it, you're going to be 33, 36. And you're going to be like, okay, wow, it's been great. 33. 33 might be your best year. My best years were absolutely in my 30s.

Yeah, me too. For sure in my 30s. So there you go. I feel like my body didn't even mature until my 30s. Oh. My body so hasn't matured. Interesting. So Courtney, thank you for listening.

I appreciate the pathway to politics that you gave me just now. All right, Courtney, bye-bye. Have a good day. Bye. There she is, Courtney. See Justin Bieber pushed his wedding back again for the third time? No. Is this even going to happen or what?

Nope. Why are they doing it? They say why? Justin Bieber and Haley Baldwin postponed wedding again. It isn't happening next month. They do not have a new date yet. Is that ominous to you? I don't know.

I'm thinking my first thought is scheduling conflicts, like they're busy people. But, yeah, maybe it's something else. Yeah, but I mean, you don't set your schedule and then change it all those times. And she's always posting things like, uh, it's not what you think, right? I thought her last name was already Bieber. I think she changed her Instagram to that. Okay. Let's go to Morgan number two.

He's 25 years old. For sure, she'll know this. Morgan number two, do you know? I mean, as far as I know, they already have their marriage license and everything, so everything's in place. Okay. And it's going to happen. And from what I've seen online, they just haven't been able to get things on the right schedule with everybody. There you have it.

And she did change her name on Instagram. So they're already married? They have their marriage license. I don't know that it's confirmed that they're officially married. Well, you're not married if you're your marriage license? No. No. You pick it up and then whoever officiates the wedding, like your pastor or whatever, has to sign it.

And you have to do it within, I believe, 90 days of when you get the marriage license. I don't know that. Learn something new every day, last thing. Thank you, Morgan number two. Yeah. What a jam this is, huh? Wait for it. Oh, baby, you should go and love yourself.

And if you think that I'm still holding on to something you should go. Is that a trumpet? When you told me. I was watching Amy Zinsa stories last night, and your son was dancing to this? Yes. I was laughing so hard. I think I even wrote to you, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, he works it when the rap part comes on.

The ludicrous part? Yeah. Him and I dance very similarly. I get comments like that. I think someone, one of our mutual friends even replied to that and was like, it's like Bobby, but with his shirt on. Yeah. Really? Stevenson has clothes on.

I don't know if that was like his dancing with the stars. They had to make a shirt off. Right. But yeah, we just kind of go at it. There's really no form or reason, but you're watching and go, that person enjoying what they're doing. Yeah. It's not particularly beautiful. But sometimes it is, but there's a joy to it.

And it's still an able. Amy's Netsa Story, Radio Amy, and I was watching him dance. I was laughing out loud. Yeah. I mean, that went on for, I mean, I only, that was what I only gathered, I think, like, two clips. So it's like 30 seconds of what was going on for like 30 minutes. Someone asked me yesterday, on a serious note, they said, when you hang out with Amy's kids, because is it always fun?

And two, are they just always fun all the time in Amy's life? Like, do they ever have bad days? Because you only show, like, the Instagram part of everyone. It's the highlight real. Yeah. No, I don't show the bad stuff on Instagram. Because that really wouldn't be, again, they get approval of what I post, and they probably wouldn't approve that. If they don't like something, they say trash it.

Oh, they do? Trash it. So I trash it. But no, I mean, we absolutely have bad days for sure. And that's just the way it is. I mean, they're kids. No kid has a great week month. I mean, there's always bad days mixed in, but they especially have a lot going on in their little heads that we deal with.

Because they're adoption. I mean, everything they've been through. Do they ever bring up, hey, let's talk about the orphanage? Yeah. And we talk about it. Yeah. They really, really, really want to go back to visit. It's going to be heavy.

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Yeah, I love it. I love it too. And it's teaching them to care about others. And it's a good. It's a lot. It's, Yellow too, how smart? Thoughtful. I don't know. Who came up with that? Maybe an adult, who cares? But that's cool that it's yellow as well. I love it.

There you go. That's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan No. 2's 32nd Skinny. Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher welcome their second child this week. His name is Jacob Brian Fisher and Carrie posted an Instagram photo of herself, Mike, and Isaiah, all holding him. You see the picture?

So cute. I saw all the pictures. I love it. Yeah, I comment on her Instagram. yesterday. And I don't comment on Instagrams, but I was like, that's cool. I was like, congratulations to Gary, that's so cool. I need to comment more on Instagrams. Yeah. Because I was like when people comment on mine. So why don't I comment? That's rude of me, actually. But I did. I was happy for him. What else, Morgan number two?

Cassidy Pope released the first song from her new album. The single is called If My Heart Had a Heart. So listen. Amy, can you name the person singing with her? Listen closely, the harmony. Ready? Listen. You don't hear it? No. Okay, Amy can't hear Harmony. I can't hear Harmony, sorry. It's a guy. Yeah.

Oh, good job. So I'm assuming it's... You can do this. Not there. I'll play it again. Ready? Yeah. I'm thinking it's her boyfriend.

Oh, Sam Pilates. Sam Palates. Is that not him? Oh, it's Shade. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm pretty sure that's who that is. I saw Cassidy and Sam at a coffee shop. Of course you did.

You're so cool. I didn't know with any now with him. I saw them at a coffee shop. Y'all, okay, it's a coffee shop in my neighborhood. Did Kipmore walk up? How does that make? Thomas Wright come in. John Pardy was making everyone latte.

Y'all could easily run into them too. Keith Darpons playing as a acoustic in the corner. I'm just saying. And she was so sweet. All right. Morgan number two. Okay. Chris Stapleton announced his All-American Road Show tour

with special guests, Brother Sosborn, Margo, Pris. Brent Cobb and more tickets for that go on sale February 1st. There you have it. I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny. Folks, it's your buddy and my Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me. We're transmitting across America.

Over to Amy has the corny joke every day at this time. The morning corny. What do you call a bean that's not cool anymore? What do you call a bean that's not cool anymore? A has bean. Come on. Like it. Come on.

There it is. That was the morning corny. You know, I'll say this. Eddie and I have a band called The Raging Idiots, and we didn't plan to come out of retirement. We didn't plan to come off our hiatus. But everybody was like, you got to come back. And so we were playing Boston in March on St. Patrick's Day, actually. And tickets go on sell tomorrow at Raging Idiots.com.

But we're about to announce. We're going to do a few more shows. Not much. We're going to do a few more. Some big shows. We're going to put out some new music, too. The only song, we didn't get me a tease of emoji love or no? I would love it.

Do you know how the chorus goes? You want to hear a little tea? We haven't practiced this. We wrote this song called a mo. We just wrote it. Emoji love. Okay. We're going to put out in the next couple weeks.

It's about emojis. Oh, okay. I gather that. Yeah, you want to do it? Doing the chorus? Yeah. Yeah. No.

I got the E. Okay. That's enough. That's enough. That's enough. That's all they're going to get right now. Actually, we didn't know it that well We just wrote it

We just wrote it We just wrote it We just wrote it We're recording it right now In the studio We did it again Yeah ready Three two one

We got the See we mess up again But we'll get it soon America Okay That's just a tease Yeah just a teaser It goes like

Emoji love Whoa Emotchy love Whoa Oh Oh There you go That's all you get right now

Okay What you're going to say It's a parody? No It's an original We don't do We don't put out parodies for like in recording studio. Namaste is not a parody.

Chick-fil-A but at Sunday is not a parody. We're right. I know you do original. I know that. Emoji love, whoa. Emmoji love, whoa. Oh. Oh.

Now you got it. Right, right. So there'll be more of that coming, right. That being said, a parody we wrote. Oh, boy. We didn't record this, but we went Dan and Shea to sing it tomorrow on the show. So they wrote. You know, they have tequila.

Yes. Big hit for them. And so we wrote Chipotle. And so you probably know tequila. When I taste tequila. But our version goes, When I taste Chipotle. Right.

So tomorrow they're going to be in. I'm going to try to get them to sing it and perform it live on the show. But we can try it, although I can't really sing in that key they sing in. Yeah. Make up your own key.

Yeah, yeah. It's how you do it. Do you want to hear what it kind of sounds like? Yeah. So tomorrow we want Dan and Shade to sing this song. Here we go. When I walk into the lobby Give me some snaps

A wave just hits my body Come on, snap me I see a long line I'm hungry artwork that's funky Some tin on the walls And I'm fine I'm fine

Come on Eddie When I taste Chipotle In the guacamole That's enough That's the tees That's enough Tomorrow morning we'll try to get him to sing that. Okay.

You got snap worth the crap. What are you talking about? I was on, Amy. When Amy came into. I was on. What? Work on that rhythm, Amy. I have rhythm. Well, we're going to try to get him to sing that tomorrow.

Oh, that's not even on rhythm. What? Well, we're with him. What rhythm? See, now you know. We have no rhythm right now. I'm just snapping. That's just.

Okay. All right. All right, so lunchboxes. There's a surprise coming. It's a surprise to lunchboxes. He's the one that doesn't know it. Amy and I know it I think lunchbox is going to be the one

affected most by it, right? Of everyone? Oh yeah, because, yeah. It's like a lifetime thing. Yeah, mm-hmm. Here is your clue. Oh, finally. I know.

I'm like 23 minutes overboard, right? I mean, I have listeners texting me, like, get to the point. Yes, please. So, I'm sorry, but are you ready for your clue, lunchbox? Yes. Your clue is... There's a drum roll? Your clue is.

Oh. February. Yeah, I knew it. That's right. So it happens in February? Yeah. Like I said all along. What do you think it is?

I'm flipping the coin at the Super Bowl. But that's a ridiculous thing that you even say. No, it's not. No, it's not. Why would you say even flip the coin? Why would you not like be doing an announcement? Like, Flip the coin's kind of ridiculous. Because you would never get to go on TV and flip the coin.

They have a celebrity, do it. And you have connections. And so maybe you got this and got me in to flip the coin. I'm going to be doing something at the Super Bowl, so why not flip the coin? It's February 3rd. That's when the Super Bowl is, and you just said it's in February. So you think it's Super Bowl? Yes.

I would just go to sit on Super Bowl-related. Because you're not flipping the coin. It's very specific. I like how you're, oh, you're not doing this. And then when I'm doing something, that, it's like, oh, you got me. You got that reverse psychology thing you do. Okay, so your guess is... I'm flipping the coin at the Super Bowl, because you just said February.

and I've been saying February 3rd, I'm going to the Super Bowl. Wow! That is good. Do you think to Lunchbox is big that this is, let's just say it's that big. If it's Super Bowl or whatever it is, do you think it's that big? Yes. Okay. Yeah.

I mean, millions of people will be watching. Okay. I have to let him know. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do because I got a bigger. Honestly, you have. I haven't been clear. I have a stuff haven't been cleared yet.

What if you just let him know? I know. Don't spoil it. I'm not. I know, but I have to let him know soon. Next week. Although, whatever's happening in his life, he'll basically drop whatever. Anything. You'll drop anything for this. You'd be holding your baby like, I'm out, drop the baby. Yeah. But I think it's fair to, you know.

Yes. I can't wait. So, there you have it. That's your clue. Because, I mean, you really got to tell me, because I got to get, you guys got to tell me where I'm staying, what my flight is. All of those are factors. Yes. Clue number two. Where you're staying. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

And your flight are all factors. And... So, okay, here's clone number two. It's not... It's not. Can I say that in Nashville? Well, obviously. Yeah, you know flight.

Yeah, flight. What up! All right. Yeah. Ooh, do I get to request something? I already gave you an extra clue. I know. Okay.

Yes, Amy, go ahead. Nothing. Nothing. Don't spoil it. Can't say. Do you know who knows it? Morgan number two. What?

She guessed it. Why does she get to know? No. No. Mike D knows. Privately, she guessed it to me. She went, hey, is Lunchbox XYZ? And I said, huh, that's true.

No wonder she's been nice to me lately. She wants to go to the Super Bowl. Oh, there she is. That's what he is. Every morning that coming, she's like, how are you today? Okay. And who are you rooting for in the Super Bowl? Oh, Patriots.

Me too. Yeah, absolutely. Me too. Tom Brady. I want everybody to hate him even more. I know. I love Tom Brady. No, no.

I like him. I think it's amazing when he's doing. I'm saying everybody else will hate on him the more he wins. Yeah. Yeah. And what if I mean to be in the Super Bowl? What if you get in a snap? Oh, no.

Let's be, let's be, let's be, let's not be ridiculous. That's ridiculous. That's ridiculous. Okay, well, that's, you have two clues I've given you today. Yes. I gave you a second one because I did hold it a little too long and people were irritated. Question. Go ahead.

Since I get to fly and this is a surprise that's going to change my life, do I get to request my airline? What? Why? Because I want to fly, private, baby. It's not an airline. Yeah. Do you know how that works? That's not an airline.

You know what I am thinking he wants to like get some Southwest points? Can I make a request of my airline? Like, I'd like to fly with one of those tanks that you strap on your back. What are you talking about? That's not a thing. No. What do you mean? It's not a thing.

That's not an airline. Do you ever flown private? No. Okay. Because our listeners may be like, this guy. No. Yeah, it's called privy. All right.

Yeah, nobody that flies private calls it private. What do they call it? They don't really call it anything. It's kind of like Fight Club. When we talk about it. I call it privy. And like the artists that show themselves doing it, you always look at and I'm going, E.

Not a good look. That's the lifestyle. Ego, ee. Stop doing that. Send me a privy. All right, there you go. There's your clues. Are it good?

Yeah, fine privy. There are these documentaries on Netflix and Hulu about this festival called Firefest. Man, if you have Netflix or Hulu, you got to watch them. I watched them when they came out, And it's a festival they tried to put on, but then they kind of didn't. It was a scam, and people lost tons of money. And Amy finally watched. Which one did you watch first?

Hulu first, then Netflix. And what did you think about it? I mean, I just cannot believe. I kept thinking, like, okay, they're going to pull it together. They're going to pull it together. And then they just didn't. And I can't figure out, what do you think? That he was, he's totally was scamming from the beginning, or it just fell apart and unraveled

and he couldn't put it back together. it ended up a scam. Because they were trying to do an app, a bigger thing than the festival, I don't think it was a scam at first. And then they got over their head and he was like, well, what we can do is scam it out. And do you think Jall Rule knew that? No. Not, no.

Okay. Yeah. It's just crazy to me how they pump that thing up and it went crazy just because of Instagram and people were paying like thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars for these tickets for something. They had no idea what it even was. And they wire transferred. They were like doing stuff on.

It was like they were like making the car. commercial and they're like, can somebody get, you know, one of the Kardashian or Kendall, is it maybe, Kendall Jenner? They're like, wire her $250,000 to post this on Instagram. She got the wire, she posted it, she didn't even know what it was. And that's why they have to do hashtag ad now. Yes, that's crazy. Because people just thought she was going.

And then one of the dudes that got involved in the festival, I think this is the Netflix one. I don't think he was on the Hulu one. Blew my mind what he was willing to do to save the festival. Oh, yeah. What? Yeah. What?

I, like, I had to pause it and rewind him and make sure I was like, did, what? Like, I thought he was going to say at that point I walked away, but he was like, okay, I can take one for the team. I was like, oh, my gosh. Yeah, if you haven't seen it yet, it's F-Y-R-E. There are two documentaries. You can watch either one of them on Hulu or Netflix, but it's the Fire Festival. And again, because they were promoting an app, I don't think it was a scam from the beginning.

And also, they spent up millions of dollars to try to get it to work still. If they were scamming the whole time, they'd have just been like, don't put any more money into it. How terrified would you be? When it was daytime, it was all good and well that, like, those people got there and there was nothing going on. But when it turned nighttime, it seemed like people went like crazy. Yeah, they turned a hoar. Like looting. Looting.

Yeah, doing crazy. Like, it just seemed like that would just be not a safe environment. Do you recommend it? How many fires do you give it? Firefest? I give it five fires. Right. Like, I think it's just something.

It's just crazy that that that really happened. and then who are these kids that spend... They have $80,000 to spend. Yes. And they thought they were going to be on this private jet going out there, and they're all like... You're watching real footage from them going to this festival, and they're like, so we just boarded our private jet,

and it's like a Boeing 740... Like, there's on like a normal old airplane or something. Then you want to kind of slap some of those influencers? A little bit. Well, no, I don't want to slap up, but a little bit I was kind of like... Okay, get over yourself on something. That's why everybody was kind of laughing because there was a bunch of rich kids who didn't get to go to their

petable. But then you watch it, you're like, well, this got pulled off quite the scam. But again, it's a bunch of rich kids who, and it's hard to feel bad for rich people when they don't get their rich things. Yeah, and they're like, excuse me, where's my villa? Yeah. I was like, it's that little

FEMA igloo thingy over there or whatever it was, I don't know, government thing. The Firefest documentary, you give it? Five fires. Five fires. Yes, everybody. Both of it. The Hulu one? You like that one too? Yeah, I liked them both.

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costs $2,400. Wow. I mean, wow. I don't know. Why? This is another level because it's Louis Vuitton. I would just think people that play Jenga are like real people

that wouldn't spend money on Louis Vita on Jenga. You don't see rich people sitting around playing Jenga. Mm-mm. Never. That's like a gift to you get. if you're rich and you give it to a rich friend that likes things. So just because it says Louis Vuitton?

Louis Vuitton's luxury upgraded jinga features 54 LV monogrammed plexiglass cubes. Ooh, lexiglass. They cost $2,400. Oh. Man. It's very pretty, I must say. Rich people do crazy stuff with their money, man. Wouldn't you judge somebody with the Louis Vuitton jinga?

Yeah. We'd be like, isn't there a better place to put that money? Yeah, we wouldn't ever see it, though. know them. Yeah. Those people, we don't know the level. I mean, unless we saw it like on Instagram. Yeah.

True. True. Maybe I should get one for Instagram. Just for Instagram. And then return it. Can you do that? Inside that Firefox documentary, they show people who ran out those private planes, not to fly, but just take pictures then.

Get out of here. And I'm like, what a waste of money. Just to take a picture. They, you rent it for one hour to have a photo shoot. It doesn't ever leave the ground. You just go rent it to go sit in it and people take your picture. And I was like, wait, could this be a business? Because my husband has access to planes sometimes.

That's so smart. I mean, come on, guys. Let's start this up. You don't even need jet fuel. No. I mean, his aren't necessarily the ones he flies. They're not necessarily jets. They're like a, you know, single engine, two-door, like, little prop plane, but still do a photo shoot.

There was a Price's Right contestant. And they're like, hey, come on down. But they were in the bathroom. Oh, no. Yeah. Tara Armstrong. Come on. Down!

Is she... Oh, shit. She's in the bathroom. Can you imagine? She's sitting on the toilet right now? She's like, uh-oh. Why are they calling my... Is this right?

She's like right in the middle of it. Because you know whatever she was doing, she cut it off. Quickly. Yeah. She's like, oh. Nice to see you. There you go. Then she came back down.

Did you wash your hands? Oh, wow. Yeah, you don't want to touch your hands, do you? Oh. Price of Rice is fun. What TV show, game show would you dominate? If you got to be on any game show, Amy. I don't know.

Anyone at all. Dominate. Which one do you feel like would give you the best chance if you went to play this one? Okay, probably prices right. I'd be pretty good at that because I was thinking... It's such a grab bag, though, because when I played, even the Las Vegas version, ended up having to play that had to match cereal prices and put a golf ball. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Well, I don't know, because then the Wheel of Fortune came to mine, and I should not be that great at that, I know. and then Jeopardy Any game show Maybe give me another game show These are only three I can think of Well you picked Price is right

I think I would do good at no whammy Oh pressure luck Press your luck What's no whammy? What? You don't remember pressure luck? Hmm Oh

I'd be good at Jeopardy Or The Bachelor The Bachelor Okay that'd be good Oh, celebrity Pyramid Oh pyramid That's a good one

Pyramid would be good I don't know if I'd be good at deal or no deal, but I would love to play a deal or no deal. Remember that one? Yeah. Remember it? It's still on. Is it still on?

Eddie's like, remember American Idol? I'll be good at that one. Lunchbox, which one? You can pick one. Amy, what is yours, by the way? Okay, I'll go pyramid. You go pyramid. I'll probably go Jeopardy if you made me pick.

You would win Jeopardy. You should go Jeopardy. There are other people. They're probably better than me, but I'm pretty good at trivia. Bobby be like, hey Alex, I'll take... Like, Alex, you're wrong. Hardest category for $500. I challenge Alex.

I'm convinced him. You get one game show? Oh, man, I guess I would go with Hollywood Squares. Ooh, good one. Yeah, depending on how good the celebrity was. That's the problem. You have to tell if they're telling the truth, but I feel like I could read them if they're lying to me.

But there's money on the line. What show do you go with? There's money on the line. $25,000 pyramid. Oh, I go $100,000 pyramid. Oh, is it $100,000? Million dollars. He picks the cheapest pyramid.

Because I just start yelling at, like, taboo when you have to guess things? I'm good at those kind of games. Yeah. Well, she was in the bathroom. Can you imagine sitting on the toilet? It's terrible. And it's like, oh, come on, come on, come on. Sitting on the toilet. Sitting on the toilet. Sitting on the toilet. You've seen that video?

It's so funny. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. There's a St. Bernard, and he's escaped. It's in Minnesota, so obviously it's super winter and super cold. And day one went by, they couldn't find the dog. again it's snowing.

It's like a blizzard out there. It's a 10-year-old St. Bernard named Old Lady. They look for a day, nothing. Two days, nothing. They get on Facebook, they're like, we can't find our dog. And if you have our dog, thank you, please bring it back. Nobody brought it back. So what happens is this grandpa and the other kid are out walking around 17 days later.

They find the dog in the woods. Wow, wow, wow. Over two weeks, the dog, whose name is Old Lady, the leash got tangled in the woods. she couldn't get free, somehow managed to survive in the frosty temperatures and had they not been walking around in the right spot,

they wouldn't have seen her. How in the world? She was frostbidden and malnourished, but vital signs are strong. She's recovering after her. They say snowy adventure. Oh. Yeah, and this story's weird

because there's an old man that finds old lady, and I'm like, but yeah, my grandfather and a grandson were out walking around and they found old lady. And when you read it,

he goes, is that his wife? No, it's a dog. Yeah, it's a dog. But that's good. The dog survive. to love it. That was Tell Me Something Good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine.

Mr. Bobby Bow. Love when I wake up and I don't know that new music's going to be out and there's new music out and I love it. That's what happened this morning because Weezer put out a new record. And I woke up and I text Eddie as soon as I woke up. And I was like, Eddie, if you listen to the new Weezer album? And he's like, yeah, I sampled it. And I was like, I skim through it.

I was like, why is it deterred? No, you didn't. Or if you did, you're being a hater. He didn't. He didn't even know it existed. I did not. I was talking about another album. So here, Amy, take it out.

Weezer got a whole cover album. Here's Weezer doing no scrubs. I that thinks he's flying is also known as a buster. Always talking about what he wants and just sits on his broke sex. No, I don't want your number. No, I meet you nowhere. No, no. A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from no scrub.

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from passenger side of his best friends ride. Trying to holler at me You like that? I like it. It's good, huh? So good. I'm a massive Weezer fan, though. So anything they put out, I'm like, oh. So, okay, how about this one?

You know this song? Imagine me and you, and you and me. Yeah. Imagine me and you do. I think about your day and night. It's only right to think about the girl your love and hold her tight. So happy together.

It's not a Weezer record, too. It's good. So they did this and they did Take On Me from AHA. Anyway, Eddie was too cool for school this morning when I text them. I was like, hey, I love that they have, what's it called the teal album? This is called the teal. All their albums are after colors, Eddie. Don't be a wiser-expert.

Because there's a black album. That's the one I skim through. Enough of you, Eddie. I've had enough of you today. There's the blue album. I've had enough of you. You hate her. Gertin album.

Do you remember Diarmid, the Irish. guy that we brought in. Yeah. Yeah. So this dude, you got to understand on the show that this dude comes in

and he's just sitting in on the show. He met one of our producers at, hey, where do you meet you? At a UPS. I was shipping guitars. Yeah, and he's like,

are you on the Bobby Buncho? Lucky Joms? And she's like, yeah, he goes, I love that show. It's nothing about being an artist. And I just had him in here and I was like, hey man, what do you do?

And he's like, I work. He's like, I'm also singing and I was like, oh, you're saying, so I put him on the spot I think he wouldn't be that good. And then you crushed it.

He was really good. And then I was going to take him out of the road with me. He's like, I got to move back to Ireland, mate. And I was like, oh, man. Is he living in America again? Yeah, he's in Nashville. Oh, he is. Okay.

So he just put out this cover of Shallow, which is from a Star is born. Okay. Where is this clip? Somebody show me where this is is, because I want to play this. It's good, right? It's on Facebook. So he goes out and records this song. Here you go.

This is Diarmid. How you say it? Dearmid. Dearmid. What is it? Like, Jermid. But it's spelled DR-made. Yeah, but it's like pyramid with the jet.

Okay, here you go. Tell me something, girl. Are you happy in this murder world? Or do you need more? Ain't it hard keeping it so hardcore? This is not in studio, by the way. It's been playing on Facebook. Some falling.

I find myself All right They ever sing a part that I know Or is this the song? Does it ever go Is that on here? No? It's not that same song?

In all the bad times I find I mean it's good But what are you saying in there? Talk What? Does he ever do that thing where he goes? No, it's just a one minute clip of the song

So it's not the full thing. Oh, how do we get the full thing? I'm not invited back in Because he can move a country again I was like, you're so good. It's always like, where are you now? Let me get you a record. Oh, got to go and do a mission trip in Africa for a while.

Oh, man. Anyway, oh, man, I thought he was going to sing the other part. See Carrie Underwood had a baby? Yep. So cute. Yeah, it was good, huh? What's the baby's name? Zero.

No, that's the name of their new dog. That's funny. Because the kid named him Zero, right? The other kid. Yeah. That'd be a good baby name, though. Zero. Zero.

No. Here's our son, Zero. What's Carrie's name? Isaiah got to name the. dog, he named him zero. The new baby, I don't remember. Morgan number two, you know the new baby's name? Yeah, his name's Jacob. There you go. Jacob Brian Fisher. How about that? Good for them. I did comment on Carrie's Instagram. I was like, congratulations. I'm trying to comment more on Instagram for my news resolution.

To like and on it. Yeah, that's good. Trying to like, but then I try to comment a little more because I'm such a douche sometimes. Like, I just take advantage everybody's pictures and I enjoy it without even getting them, without even letting them know. I shouldn't do that. That's how I am with reviews. What do you mean? Well, like, I, I'm. I go to Yelp a lot or I like to see what other people write, but I don't ever review anything. So I'm a taker. Yeah, if I'll go to Yelp, I'd review.

I don't go to Yelp. Wherever you read reviews, I like, or Amazon, if I'm looking at a new product, I love reading the reviews. But I don't ever review anything like that I like. Bones, you review? I think that's a certain personality that reviews. Nope, don't. I never review.

But do you read reviews? Sure. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Oh, I don't really read reviews. I read Rotten Tomato sometimes. Yeah. Critic Review.

Even then, like, they say that that movie, the Queen movie's not good, and it's up for every award. And I'm like, okay, well, what's the deal? Is it good or is it not? So, but I'm just trying to be less of a douche on Instagram. Because right now I'm scrolling through, somebody put some cookies up here. Like it. Should I, though? Do you like the cookies?

Yeah, let's like it. There you go. Well, what's wrong with it? I feel pressure to like something you don't. I feel like it has to be A-plus to like it. Well, I thought you were just trying to like more. I know. Like, John Party posted something.

He's in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. He's like having a blast in Canada. Normally I wouldn't like this and I like John Party, but you know what? Like it. Did you know hacks, right? On Insta Story, if you hold it down, it pauses. So you get more than 15 seconds. Did you know this?

I didn't know that. What? So pull up your Insta story. So if you're watching one, usually only get 15 seconds. Yeah? If you just put your thumb on it, it pauses it and you can look at it the whole time. A lot of people don't know this. Nice. Instagram hack.

I don't know if it's a hack. I didn't know it. Okay. So pull up your story. My story? Like I'm going to make a video. It doesn't matter. Or your story.

No, anybody's story. No, watch it. Watch your story. I'm watching a story. And as it's playing, put your finger on it. It pauses it. Yes. Okay.

I didn't know that. Got it. Okay. I didn't really know that. I did not know that. So thank you. Okay. Yeah.

In case you want to look at something. Yes. Because sometimes people will write text and you're like, oh, it's gone. Yeah, yeah. Another one is when you send text messages, I used to go, how do I get that thumbs up and thumbs down and stuff. I'd have to like hold it down. Oh yeah, I'm bad at that

Oh, you have to just double tap it And it pulls up that little bar The one has the whole option bar Like pull up your text Some people do that so fast And I'm like Pull up your text message Okay

Like pull up You and I were texting last night So pull up something And then put mine and double tap Like one of mine And then it pulls up that little grid See? Did you get my thing?

Ha ha ha Yeah Oh that's so much easier I was like Holding it down And nothing would happen And then some people Would thumbs up me

So fast I'm like man they're good at that I can't get a thumbs up that fast. Boom, sent you a heart. Ah, got it. I used to hate on those, the thumb-ups, the hearts, or whatever. It's like, why not just respond to me? But it's much easier than the response.

It's just like, I got it. Cool, thank you. Emojis rule, man. They do. The raging idiots have a new song we haven't put out yet called Emoji Love that we're still working on. It's going to be out soon, though. Do you want a piece of it?

Yeah. Well, we don't have it. We just do our mouth. Sure. It goes like this. Three, two, one. Emoji. Emoji.

Okay, go. See, we don't quite have it yet. We're still working on it. Okay, ready, go. Three, two, one. Emoji, love, oh. Emmoji, love, oh. Oh.

Oh. That's coming out soon. Sounds good. And it's got music behind it and everything. Yeah, it's got guitars and funny words. Yeah, yeah. That's going to be soon. All right.

We good? See? See? Love. Oh. Emoji love. Oh. Oh.

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Yeah. And I brought it back to work, and now we're all reading as a group of work, and we all love it. We're all inspired by it. We love you. We appreciate you. I appreciate it. Where do you live in North Carolina?

I live in a town called States. Well, it's about an hour north of Charlotte. Oh, man. I appreciate you reading my book. Thanks. Amy, where did you live in North Carolina? Southern Pines. Here's a story about this show is that

You know, I was the only one that did radio And I had just started doing a morning show And I met lunchbox And he was a delivery driver for Jason's deli And I met Amy and Amy was a granite seller What did you call? Yeah, I worked for a granite wholesale company And so they'd never been on the radio

And that was the whole point of the show To do a show with people that had never been on the radio Because I don't sound like I'm on the radio And Amy came and it was amazing And then she's like, I got to go, I quit Amy quit the show Do you guys remember when Amy quit? Oh, we had a going away party.

We had a going away party. That's crazy. And everything. Amy, going away. Through a party, I bought her a big poster. We all signed it. Yeah. A big picture of all of us.

And then my contract was coming up. And they were like, well, what do you want your negotiation? And I said, I can't have Amy leave the show. They're like, well, she's moving. Her husband was in the military. He was moving to Fort Bragg in North Carolina, so we had to move. And I said, I will not go on the air without Amy. I didn't really say that, but I was like, I must have Amy.

And they said, well, what are you plan to do about it? And I said, well, we build a studio for her. in her house. Duh. In North Carolina. And so we did for how many years? Five. For five years.

It's amazing. Amy worked from her house. Well, one of my houses, I've lived in two houses in Southern Pines. My very first house, I worked in the attic. And I pulled down the little thing from the ceiling and I would climb up. And then, so I was up there in the attic. Like, in the summer I was sweating and the winter I was freezing. And there was like a little insulation.

My husband added some kind of by my computer. So I wouldn't like, you know, totally freak out. But if I had to go to the bathroom, there were times because I would have to go down that little ladder, I would like tell Bobby, like, if I don't come back in a certain amount of time, like, y'all need a call for help. Because she's fallen. Because, like, my husband was probably gone, and I was alone, and I needed help. And then the second house, I did it in the garage. Yeah, and you'd hear, like, a dog barking in the yard.

The train would go by. I lived right by the little train stop there, and it would be, like, every morning, like, clockwork. So for five years, Amy lived in her house. And then she moved back to where we were in Austin. And right when she moved back, she was like, I got to buy a house. And I knew I was already moving to Nashville. And I couldn't tell anybody. And your first house didn't go through.

Yeah, it fell through. It fell through. Yeah. So I had to go to Amy and be like, do not buy another house. We're going to Nashville. She's like, what? And so, thank God the house. Because I don't know if you would have moved if you'd have bought that house.

I mean, we would have had to have figured something out or rented it or figured out a way to sell it again real quick without losing any money. It would have been crazy. because it was in my dream neighborhood too. I mean, the house was like, the tin-tell little thing. But growing up, like, I always wanted to live in that neighborhood, and we found a house that we could actually get. And then it fell through luckily,

because, like, literally a few days later, Bobby's like, yeah, I think we're going to Nashville. I was like, I've never been to Nashville. And then we came. We all moved. Yeah. In March, it'll be six years we've been here. Crazy.

Crazy, right? Really crazy. Remember that press conference? Yeah. We go and have a press conference for us, and we're sitting there in this room. And again, how we got here is crazy because we're just a bunch of rag-taggers. Like, no corporation put us together.

I didn't hire people from other radio stations. I was just like, I want to create a show that's normal folks because I think normal folks listen to us. So Amy was selling granite. Lunchbox was working at Jason's Deli. Eddie was my TV producer. He'd never worked in radio. Raymundo was an intern. Mike D was an intern.

So it was just all these people that had come up with me. And we moved over here. I was like, okay, we're going to have a press conference for you. We're like, what? A what? Where us, a press conference? And the press is going to be there? Like, oh.

And I remember all the artists showed up and we're sitting in the crowd and I was like, what is happening? I remember Janet Kramer. Jake was there. Jake was there. And Jake was about the only person I knew a little bit because we had mutual friends. And I was like, hey, man, Eric Passley was there. That's right.

He didn't even have an artist song. He was just a songwriter. You're right. Chris Jansen. Chris Jansen. It's crazy, man. Gloria. Yeah?

How much that? That thing spiral quickly didn't. Sure did. So, yeah, it's good. Yeah, it's crazy. What song do you say that reminds you of that time? Is it Randy Houser? Randy Houser running out of moonlight.

That's us moving here. And that song on the radio, never have seen him hard like this. It's, yeah, it's going to be six years in March. And like we have the best listeners and we've been able to accomplish so much together. And it's just been crazy. And all this comes up.

because Luke said, look, I appreciate to reading my book. I know I kind of went on a little tangent there. Wait, what are we talking about? Hey, Luke.

Thanks, Luke. Hey. Tell your office, I said, what up too? I would, I appreciate it. All right, boy. We love you all here in North Carolina. Thanks, man.

See you later. Oh, North Carolina. That's how it started. That's what it was. Yeah. Well, did you see this story about the guy who uses five-year-old

to steal packages from the porch? No. He sends him out. Sad, sad, sad, sad. I know. Right? Like, you never want anybody to get beat up, right?

Except maybe this dad. You never want anybody to get beat up, though. Except. Well, e. This dude. Yeah, the story is Maryland police say a father used a five-year-old daughter to steal

package from the porch. Was it better if it's a son? No, but the whole thing is just bad. I don't know. Deputies have arrested a man who they say directed his five-year-old daughter to steal a package from a home in Bel Air Maryland.

This video shows the young girl taking the package off the porch on December 2nd. An anonymous tip led deputies to arrest Gary Smith on Friday. He is charged with theft. Police say the package was a pair of boots. That stinks, huh? Yeah.

You know what that makes me think of? What's that? Is Dirty John in his story? No, his dad made him do scams, like as a kid. And that messed him up, I think. Yeah. I mean, anything we learn as a kid kind of stays wired in us. For example, my grandmother adopted me for a while.

while when I was a kid. And she taught me how to play cards like crazy. Count cards. I was seven years old counting cards. Playing gambling like crazy. That's when I, because I really got into poker in counting cards and percentages. But all that came from her. I don't play at all. I don't gamble at all anymore. Yeah. And frankly, I was doing pretty good. Anytime we would do a gambling thing at the house, you'd win everything. So it's, yeah, you were good at it. And I was good at numbers, and that's pretty quick. But that's where that comes from. My whole family's gamblers. But I was taught so young. In college, I was broke in college, right? I would cheat

playing cards in the dorm. I thought how I'd make money for food, but partially. Also, it works full time. But yeah. And stuff we learn starts at home. My God about time I had to cheat. That side hustle. She taught me everything. She was like, sometimes I have to know how to cheat. She goes, sometimes you'll get beat up if you get caught cheating. And we don't know any difference. So we take it all in. Like, that's how we live our life. It's what's right to us because what we're taught really young is that's our foundation.

Correct. not right or wrong, that's our foundation of what we know. But then we become parents and we need to learn from that and not make the same mistakes. No, you're coming. You think so? Yes. You think I'll have kids. You have to be a dad?

Why? You think I'm meant to be a dad? Yep. Why? I do. I want to be a dad. Because you're caring and you, like, I think you have a lot to teach your generation, your next generation, your kids.

Like, you've learned so much in your life that kids, now your next kids, need to learn what you've learned. It'll be interesting to see how you choose to parent being that you're going to be able to provide a completely different life for your kids than you had. I worry about that. I worry about that. You want them to grow up the way you did so they can appreciate things and no, but you can also provide for them. So I feel like you're going to be in this like torn place. You're going to be like, you have to work for that. But you want these new Jordans? Okay. I know. You're going to have some interesting situation for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is a weird thing because I grew up really poor, but I'm not really poor anymore. Right.

And so it's, I know, what am I going to do? Not having kids, but I've decided to do something. No, no, no. I know. I mean, I was thinking about, like calling it. Not an escort service, but. Oh my gosh, I thought you were about to tell me you were thinking about adoption. No, no, no, a dating cert.

Like, not an app, but like, don't, don't, don't they have these things. I don't know what to do. I don't know how to date. I don't know where to go. I'm clueless. So what are you considering, clarify? There's not considering that I was thinking about. Can't you just, like, call a dating service and be like, hey, find me someone.

And they're, like, finding people? Well, yeah, remember I wanted you to do that thing a long time ago. That was years ago. Look, dude, I don't know. But I don't know. Like, look, dude. What do I do? That's like not what you need to do right now.

I'm tired of being lonely. I'm tired of it. Okay. Probably not. I don't know. Listen, you know what I get more emails about these days? Especially if we talk about The Bachelor because then it's like on people's radar that you're single. Because sometimes I think people forget.

I'm so single. Yeah, you're so single. So now we're doing this. We're talking about it. Right now, you're so single, so I guarantee you I'm going to get emails today. I get more emails lately about girls that want to date you or they have a friend that wants to date you. And I got so knee-deep into some girls' Instagram yesterday where I was like, what am I doing? I appreciate that.

That's friendship right there. Yeah, but then I've been hesitant to even pass it along to you because it's like, you know, I don't know. It's someone I don't know. Yeah, it's tricky. It's tricky because I don't know what their intentions would be. I'm sure they're really nice and sweet and awesome But and then Not that you're different

You're on air Like they don't know all of you They know Yeah they know the five hours that we talk about Whatever we choose to talk about Yeah Or they know they like that you dance or something I'm like dance with the stars

So they're like The job's made it trickier to date Yeah Because I've went out with people And they're like oh I don't really know much about it And then you find out they're hardcore Amy fans They do know So you're like

I don't even care if that's the case, but you've got to be honest about it. And then you're like, well, if they're lying about that, what else they're lying about? Yeah. Make sense? Yeah. Yeah, it's weird. No, I think I had to do it. Sometimes I'll get so annoyed at Morgan number two.

I'm bringing in this Morgan number two. Because I'll see if she's out with like 10 girls. And I'm like, who are these girls? She's like at a stripper class or something. What was that called? Yeah, the Misfit Academy. We went and did pole dancing class. You did what?

You did pull dancing class? And I was like, who are these girls that she's dancing with? Do you like any of? I don't know, but I'm like, how are we not introducing me to every... But are they, because they're like 24? So what? I'm a little 25-year-old. Okay.

That's not a big deal. Okay. What's your cutoff? I don't know, 25 probably. Okay. Morgan number two, any of your girls interested in Bobby? Oh, I haven't asked. I didn't know that Bobby was interested.

I can't. I don't even know. I can start putting those two together all you want. You just let me know. It would be like Amy, she has friends. I'm like, who are these friends? Not even girls, but like people. Like, I should know all your friends at this stage you're like.

No, we don't date friends anymore. What? Do we? What do you mean? I guess if you really wanted to, it would be fine. But it gets awkward when it doesn't work out, and then I'm in the middle. You've only made friends, though, from people I've dated and not anymore. Not me dated your friends.

Well, then I can't become friends with your people anymore. But they've actually been really, I'm glad I did. Yeah. What point? There have been no bad ones. There's been no bad. I'm just saying it's difficult for me sometimes when I'm in the middle. That's why when someone's really, really cool, I'm like,

just everybody be friends. Like, let's just all be friends. because I don't know if this is going to work out and then it's going to be awkward. But you've worked on a lot since those days. I think you're way more open to it and more vulnerable. Yeah, like I'm vulnerable. Don't you feel?

Yeah, I do. A little bit. For sure, I've been working on it. Right. I don't know. I haven't really tried it, tried it, though, you know? I can't believe Morgan number two when pull dancing. Yeah, right?

There are a lot of things with this conversation that came out. What do you have over there? I don't understand why people and I guess women in general are so crazy. That's a weird way to start a story. Women in general. Just listen. This 49-year-old woman hired a wedding planner. She had an elaborate ceremony and she married her comforter.

She said it's the longest, strongest, most intimate and reliable relationship that I have ever had. That's because it has always been there for me and gives me great hugs. I'll hate it. Like, what is, I mean, you are so weird. How does she have a marriage? What's the wedding? Well, I mean, it's not real. Did she put in the hamper?

Like, how does it stand up? How does it walk down the aisle? She carries it probably. What's its best man, a pillow? Who gives it away? Yeah. I don't, the sheets? I don't know.

Like, I have no idea. It doesn't sell it. But the fact that she hired a wedding planner for this, come on. Is this America? I don't know. And then what if you get invited to this wedding? Oh, can you imagine sitting there? The whole time

There's no way she has friends She's marrying her comforter She doesn't have friends Well can I say my comforter is pretty legit though And if you don't like yours You move on Yeah So you spend a lot of time with your comforter

It's very important You had to marry one in animan object Amy What? Oh what did you pick? My hair wand She's like I'm just my hair won I'm disgusted by this quite my hair one Lunchbox? My couch

Oh you love it? Oh love my couch It has the part where there's one section that sticks out a little bit longer so you can just lay down on it, your legs, and face the TV. It's the most comfortable thing I've ever been on. I love it. I would marry my couch tomorrow. Oh, okay. You just talking about crazy.

So passionate about it. I'm saying. Hypothetically speaking. If I had to marry an object. Okay. What about you? Now, oh, I know what Bobby would marry. What?

His phone. Oh. That's a good one. Yeah. I would say my laptop, but, I mean, the phone is kind of. That's pretty good because then he gives you. I would say my lap. I'm going to say my laptop.

My laptop's a dude. Such a gift. So, yeah. So what? No, no, no, no. Is your laptop really a guy? How do you know? You just assign genders to them. Okay.

I'd marry that, dude. Morning, dude. Yeah. What? You don't know if that's America or not? I don't know. It doesn't say, but it just says 49-year-old woman and Ms. Seleck. Did you watch that documentary about people marrying, like the Goldingett Bridge?

Yes, a long time ago. Like, what's wrong with people? Trees. Really? Yeah. Yeah. And, like, they would, like, they would have sex and stuff with them? No.

No. Oh, no. What documentary? I didn't see that documentary. A car. How do you? You saw, what? Yeah.

No, somebody married the Eiffel Tower. That's what it was. Yeah. How do they do? They don't. Bobby's just made that part up. I don't think I did. I don't think I did.

I'm not Googling it. Yeah, don't. I'm Googling it. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me know. We're transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show.

That's right. Now, here he is. Turn it. Turn it. A couple things. If the show ends today and you're done listening to the show and you've listened to it on the podcast, this thing starts early. And you want to go over and listen to the new Bobbycast? You can just search Bobbycast.

And there's a new one up with Rachel Womack, who is a fantastic new artist. Also, there's a new Amy podcast up today called Four Things with Amy Brown. Every Thursday, a new one goes up. Yeah. Talk about lifting weights, like how they can actually make you pretty. Because a lot of girls are scared of heavy weights. They can make your muscles pretty. So it's...

Right. I need to listen to that. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, and why crying is good for you. Oh. That's up today. Is it up now? Yeah, it's up.

So four things with Amy Brown. And if you're into sports, well, I got a show that you could possibly like. It's the Soar Losers show with Ramundo, Eddie, and Lunchbox. And so that's up as well. So they do that every day after the show. Every day. Every day.

So a lot up there, man. Bobbycast, Four Things with Amy Brown, the sore losers. It's a good day to be a podcast listener. Here's Amy's pile of stories. For the first Valentine's Day since 1901, conversation hearts will not be on sale this year. Yeah, I saw. And I wouldn't have wondered where they were. But you know those little hearts, those sweethearts?

Be mine. It is a story that they don't exist anymore. Yeah, so they were made by a company NECO, but they went out of business in July. And the company that bought the rights to make the hearts wasn't able to get production set up in time. They say the hearts will be back next year. But yeah, it's kind of crazy that those little cute little sweet hearts. We always fill our dining room table with the hearts. We just buy a bunch and we throw them on there.

So then the kids wake up in the morning. They have all the hearts. That's crazy. That's cool. All right, what else? So a driver got a speeding ticket. And they were so angry about it that they threw it out the window and that got them another ticket for littering. Oh, look at that.

So, you know, if that happens to you, like, try to control your anger or you're going to get in. And don't litter anyway. Littering is so gross. It is. That would be a deal breaker. If I were dating a girl and she littered. She threw like a can out the window. I know.

And she threw like her Kentucky Pride chicken box out of the window. I'm like, what is happening? You're insane. I cannot be with you. That's what we're trying to teach our kids about that. Because in, they grew up in an orphanage in Haiti where they could just throw trash. I mean, they should have gone to throw it away. But sometimes they just throw stuff in the culture outside of the orphanage in the town.

There's trash everywhere. So they just throw things. And they still, it's not registering with them. Like, that is not how we do it here. And like, spitting like in the dining room. Are they spit the house? Well, because they ate outside all their meals. So sometimes it's a hard habit to break.

Like, if my daughter said like something, she's just like, and I'm like, no, no, no, no. Here's a napkin. Spit it into the napkin. It's still, I mean, because she's like her entire life, that's what she was able to do, was just spit it on the ground. I'm like, that's not what we do. That's crazy. So roughly one in five Americans that have a relationship where they live with someone else,

like a live-in relationship, whether it's boyfriend, spouse, whatever, they are hiding, a checking savings or credit card account. How many? One in five. So if you do the math on that, it's about 29 million people who have financial secrets. Hmm. That's a lot. Yeah, one and five.

Like 20% of people have a fake account. Okay. I mean, we'll still like. I'm not a fake, an extra. Like a secret account. Yeah. Do you have a secret anything? No.

But you wouldn't say, though, here, would you? Would I? No. Why are you winking at me? That's a good point. But no. No, I don't. Do you?

Well. Hide it from who? I don't have anyone to. to hide it from. From yourself. That would be a weird part of getting in a relationship, though, is sharing, like, not sharing, because I can't wait to share with somebody. Like, that to me is going to be the coolest thing.

But I would like to share. I'd like to share with you. JK, go then. But yeah, someone has access to all your stuff and you have access to all theirs. Yeah. That's pretty crazy. That's a new, like, undiscovered area for me is that. I've never had any of live with me ever, like a relationship.

You have to watch her to use the bathroom. That's weird to me. No, they can close the door. Yeah, you don't have to watch. Oh, you don't have to watch? No, you don't have to watch. No, you do not. No, you do not.

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I mean, it could be tomorrow. I doubt it. I'm just waiting for clearance. Okay. Because it's other people who have to say I can do it. Okay. So, because it's 99.9% it's just not 100 yet. Yeah, I understand.

Yeah, yeah. But you think it is flipping the coin in the Super Bowl. All right. Lunchbox, what did your big takeaway today? Then I'm going to the Super Bowl. No, that's not the takeaway. That's not it. What do you mean?

How are you going to tell me what my takeaway is? Okay. I didn't lead you to think anything about the Super Bowl. Okay. My take away. The clue was February. Yeah. And the clue was there'll be airline and hotel involved. Yeah. And I guess I took away that laughter is contagious. There you go. We did 30 seconds of laughter today. That's fun. Also, my big takeaway today is I'm glad that Amy thought the Fire Fest documentary was nuts as everybody else. Yeah. Documentaries. Documentaries. That's right. That's right.

Amy, what are you doing today? What's today? Thursday. I'll work out, walk a lot. I got to get a lot of steps. I think it's a power day. So be trying to with that 18,300 steps. Is that a lot? Yes. Yes, it's a lot. I'm not insulting. I don't know.

I know. Do you want to see my steps from yesterday? Yes, please. Show me your steps from yesterday. Because I never know what I, and I just clicked the health button. Yep. My steps from yesterday, what's today? 23rd.

1,088 steps. Oh, dude. Is that good? Yeah, yesterday. No, no. See, you would have to do that 18 times. I'd have to be 18 days. It'd take me almost three weeks.

Yes. So that's what I have to do. you. Let me pull, I have a really busy day today, right? I have a couple interviews after the show for the female show. I have a board meeting today for one of the boards that I'm on. I know. I have a, Eddie and I have a raging idiots shoot today that we're this afternoon. By the way, can you do that? They just kind of threw that on me. I can do it, yeah. I talk to him, Mr. Like photo shoot? Yeah, kind of. Our band The Raging Idiots, we weren't planning to come out of retirement, but when the people call, you do. We have new music coming out to me. I have yoga. I have to get a spray

tank because I have to go to Hawaii on Friday afternoon for shoot for American Idol. Can't go out there, pay off what? It's just funny that you go to the beach and you get a tan before the beach. It's not the beach, it's TV, it's the lights. I know, but Hawaii is the beach. I don't even if I'm going to touch the beach. I just going out there because they're telling me.

That's crazy, dude. I fly 10, I'm not complaining because it's pretty cool, but I fly 10 hours to shoot for basically 48, then I fly 10 hours back. Oh yeah, the flights, yeah, it's a long flight. Yeah, just, you know, stuff. Busy day today. lunchbox, anything going on?

Oh, man, I got to hit a nap. I have to. Yesterday, I did not get a nap, and so today has been a struggle fest for me. Well, there you have it, folks. Tomorrow, Dan and Shea on the show. See you guys in. Appreciate you. See you Friday morning. The Bobby Bone Show.

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