The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Was Approached To Be On The Bachelor + Phrases Bobby Is Too Old To Say

Episode Date: March 6, 2018

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Morning Studio. Joe is on. Hey, Joe. Hey, what's up, Bobby? Good morning, man. How are you doing? Pretty good. Hey, why do you listen to the show?

I don't know. Listen. Well, first off, I love country music. You guys play the best round of it. And one stock is pretty much my favorite. Smart dude. Shout out. Very smart guy.

He's right here. What would you like to say to your hero lunchbox right now? Keep up your demeanor, man, because it brightens my morning. And the way you guys did Will at Uber and Valentine's Day proposing, that I was told. You guys aren't changing. I'm not changing your guys. It's fishing off my radio. I appreciate that.

Where do you live? I live in Spring Hill, Florida. Man, my favorite of all the Spring Hills. Oh, yeah. Yeah, mine too. Florida. Yep, yeah, yeah. Hey, I appreciate that call.

I appreciate you. No problem. I appreciate you guys. See you, buddy. Man, here we are. You want another one? Man, people are so kind this morning. Let's go over to Chelsea in Alabama.

Hey, Chelsea. Hi. What up? None much. That could work. Yeah, what kind of job you have? I'm in front desk. I'm a dentist office.

How do you do with all the mouth stuff? It doesn't bother me. I like it. I've always liked it. Maybe you could stand it, but you like it? Yeah. If you're helping people, just like, I mean, just like a nurse helps people. I feel like a proctologist helps people, too, because it works on the butt.

But I still wouldn't think I would like it. You know what I mean? That's tough. I have a lot of, I've had a lot of dental work. Anyway, thank you for calling. What do you think about the show? I think y'all are so funny. Hmm, I love that.

How about that, boys? Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. Tell us more. I listen to it with my kids in the car, and they're laughing with me. Oh, good. Yeah, I always like that.

Cool. So what time do you have, I mean, you have to get to work, and then, what time? do you get off work? Usually like 5, 5.30. So you never know, after the last patient leaves? Yeah. Do you ever get mad when the patient's like extra knocked out of gas and you have to sit and wait on them?

Yeah. Because that happens to me because I don't drink or I don't do any drugs. And so when I do take the gas, it takes like four hours to come off. I leave about 9 p.m. Yeah. That's what I would be like, get an Uber. Yeah. Call a cab.

Yeah, but I didn't have Uber into Kentucky. Oh. I mean, I mean, I have one of those guys that makes a news story because I have a $500 bill that I'd have to pay. Yeah. Hey, I appreciate that call. Thank you, Chelsea. You're welcome. Hey, thanks for the call.

I'm sorry today this morning. Appreciate you. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. So this girl named Kelly Brown, she has a 12-year-old Chihuahua. The Chihuahua's name is Jackson, and he's only ever liked one kind of toy. It's a plush, lime, green, alligator that PetSmart has, and they named it greenie. And he goes through two a year.

She always has plenty of them. Well, PetSmart. continued it. So her dog doesn't have a toy. And the dog won't play with anything. So she gets on Facebook. It goes, does anyone know what this is? And it starts to get passed around. Well, someone that works at a PetSmart, like four states over, saw the post, found eight greenies in the store clearance bin and shipped them to her. Amazing. Isn't that funny? So cool. Little things like that. That's so cool. So that's an I see you. To Greenie and PetSmart and Jackson the Dog and all those people. I see you.

The Bobby Bones Show. It's producer Raymond in airline news. That woman who tried to open the airplane door while the plane was en route from San Francisco to Boise is in custody. Video is now surfaced of her just going crazy. Passengers had to take her down. In other news in New York, Utica College was placed on lockdown for several hours yesterday. The school received some threats over the phone. The lockdown has been lifted.

And finally in weather news, here comes another winter storm by the end of the week. The Northeast is going to see a foot of snow possibly. So there's this language app called Babel, and they ask Europeans, what's the hottest American accent? Because it's Americans, we all think the British accent's the best. So they went to Europeans and said, what's the best American accent? Number one is the Deep South. Nice. Hey, you're welcome.

Listen, I grew up with a very thick accent. It still have an accent, but it's a lot thicker. I had to go to many, many hours of speech pathology, which was free, by the way. I just took it on college campus. I learned how to take my eyes and turn them to eyes. That was a big one. Because I still, I saw my inns or a thing, because I would always say, you know, fishing.

But it's fishing. So those are the small things. I still have, even my dialect is still southern. And my accent's still southern a bit, but it used to be really crazy deep south. What's that word? You say meals? Meals.

Meals. Meals. Meals. Meals. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But yeah, the hardest thing for me was, the eyes. You know, there's all

eyes. Nine. Yeah. I'm a see for dinner later and we'll get to eating. Washington. When my stepdad comes on, you can, that's how I used to talk. Big time. Yeah. So, but I had to be on the radio, I had to at least shake some of that. But that's number one. Deep South. New Yorker is number two.

Get out of here. Is that New York or a Bostonian? Like, give me a pie. Give me a pie. Give me a pie. You know what I'm saying? I live over in Brooklyn. Okay, I don't think that's very good, Eddie. Come on. I think it's a mix of that's New York and Boston.

Says you. What you're talking about? New Yorkers number two, Bostonians number three. Oh, that's tough. It's wicked cool. Yeah, wicked. That's right.

That's right. Wicked Smy. Duncan, Dunkin' Dunkin' Donuts. I'm not even saying anything. I'm just saying the word. Let's go pets. Southern California is fourth.

I don't know what that is except for surfer talk. Yeah, dude. Oh, sick. Like, Dude, Calabunga. Or Valley, Valley Girl. Or Jake Owen. Which is from Florida, but yeah.

Texan, which many Texans in here. Howdy y'all? Is that at all? That's the Texan that they're talking about. Hey. Is it? Like cowboy? Instead of deep south, it's cowboy?

Even though we're not really cowboys down in Texas. No, but I think that's where most cowboys are. Texas, Wyoming. Not where we grew up in Texas. I mean, I like South Texas, like all my uncles wore cowboy like cowboy hats every day. And so in number six is, Midwestern. Oh, that's Minnesota.

Don't you know. No. I love when our listeners from Wisconsin call us or we go up to Madison. Love it. That accent to me is one of the best. I put the Midwestern accent up there because it's so lovable. It's like a big old teddy berry. He doesn't want to.

Yeah, I'm with you. I love it. And they have lots of cheese. I especially like that accent. Amy, your favorite American accent? I like Southern Texas. Hey, thank you. Bobby bones.

Time for your positivity. Let's do it as we go around the room. What a little, tell me something good. Okay, okay, okay. Lunchbox, you're out first. George is 99 years old. He'll be 100 next month. And you think, oh, he's slowing down.

No, he's speeding up. He just set two swimming world records in the 50 meter and the 100 meter freestyle. He's 100, and he's just swimming? Yeah. Wow. So what's the record? Do you know? He just says,

he beat the 50 meter by 35 seconds and the 100 meter freestyle by a minute. It doesn't give the time, but he said he started swimming at 80 just to get some exercise. Now he's set in world records. Wow. So I have one. A brave and dedicated surgeon battled against the snow in freezing conditions to operate on a patient. The doctor walked eight miles for almost three hours to complete the surgery because the snow was so thick. The car wouldn't go.

Right. The surgery had to be done. she walked for that long and got there. Two hours and 50 minutes. They had cancer and they had to have it done. So she's like, I got to get there. She walked there. Wow.

Isn't that crazy? Unbelievable. Amy, you're up. Well, somehow, a five-month-old female pit bull ended up in a big dumpster. Well, luckily, the trash collector saw the dog, found it, took it to a local shelter, put them up on a Facebook page, and she did suffer injuries, but she's going to make a full recovery and got adopted. It's a wow.

Yeah. And luckily the trash collector even found the little thing. Yeah, I know. And a big old dumpster? The Bobby Bones Show, Bobby Bones. One of the more fun things that I think we do is we let our audio producer Raymond come in the studio and review lifetime movies. So what's the last movie you saw, producer Raymond? Bad Tudor.

Bad Tudor. Like someone who tutors a kid? Yeah, when we were growing up, we all had tutors in school, when we were middle school, high school. and they're always great people. We learned from them. They helped us get better grades. They did so much for us. But you have to ask yourself,

what happens when the math turns into holding hands? The science turns into hugs. And the arithmetic turns into kisses. You become a bad tutor. And so that's what the movie was about. It's about a bad tutor. And this dude just gets obsessed with his chick when he should probably be tutoring her.

He's staring into her eyes. is it tragic or happy in the end? It's really happy. The dude falls in love with her. It's not his fault. I mean, he was a good tutor, but then the movie gets its title. He becomes a bad tutor. And how many popcorn kernels do you?

I gave it five out of five. I thought it was awesome. Oh, wow. Yeah, the guys, he's very, very likable, and then you feel his character, and then you also feel the girl. She's just trying to get good grades. And she's trying to listen to her tutor.

Five kernels out of five. Five out of five, yeah. Eddie, are you Googling it? Yeah. He left out of detail. What? Apparently, this Tudor's ex-girlfriend was found at the bottom of a cliff. So she's dead.

How do you forget that part? Didn't know it was that important. It was really just a flashback. Thank you, produce Raymond. Yeah. There are only two parts of your body that never stop growing. Amy, what do you think they are? Your ears?

Correct. Your ears always keep growing. Yeah, your ears and your nose. Wow. Only because haven't you noticed sometimes old people, their ears and their nose get really big? No. My grandpa has huge ears. It's like they just keep growing.

So the longer you live, the bigger ears and nose you have? Yes, you have that, I think. Some people are, they don't really grow that much, but I've noticed it on some of my older family members. I'm like, huh. Do you want to know the very best way to make someone feel loved? Oh. Hug them? Show them.

Acts of love. Small gestures of kindness for no absolute reason. Basically what I just said. A Penn State study reveals not romantic movies. The majority of people are little things. Like having someone off for helping hand or leaving a note. For no reason. Not because you got busted cheating.

Yeah, we need to do that more. Just out of the blue little helping things. Do you and your husband do that? Help, like, we could be better at it. for sure the next time the woman your wife says she's suffering from cramps it's not just in her head scientists from university of college London have discovered that cramps are as painful as

having a heart attack okay yeah yeah finally someone understands us a heart attack I don't know I've never had a heart attack but I've had some cramps that have been you know knocked me out in bed

you know well and you also don't know how bad it hurts for a guy you get kicked in the nads So since we don't know, we can't compare them because I would say that it can kick to the nads is worse than having a baby. But since we can't compare them, we'll never know. So everyone's right. That's getting kicked in the nads is the same.

It's a heart attack. Worse. And getting shot at the same time. Yep. And jumping off a building and hitting the ground. Yeah, all that. All that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, welcome to Tuesday. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes us from Houston, Texas. There was about eight people at a party when they were doing some drink. in someone said, oh, you should try on that bulletproof vest and we'll fire some shots at you. Oh, no.

So they all took turns shooting at the guy. Boom, boom. And then one guy missed and hit him and he was rushed to the hospital. You know, it's sometimes I think genetically it helps us if really dumb people aren't able to recreate. But who is the person that steps up and says, I'll do the vest. That person who shouldn't be making kids. And then if you were shooting at him. Yeah, that's crazy.

I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. We have a little drama up here right now. By the way, they fixed my microphone didn't tell me, so I went to the other microphone. Oh, it's fixed?

Yes. Yeah, but no one told me. I walked it. I'm done. I'm out. That's not even the. drama. Hold on a minute. Listen, I had to send Amy home because she's sick.

Amy's sick. You have to go home if you're sick because you get other people sick. So, Amy left. But she was sick yesterday and I said, Amy, are you sick? You said, no, I'm good. No, I'm good. It's a little congestion. So I had to send Amy home. And if you're sick, you just shouldn't be here. Yeah. So, yeah, also ran over a cone in the garage this morning. Oh, no. Well, listen, someone was in my spot. I don't know who owns a Western Kentucky Toyota something.

I don't know. And secondly, I don't even have a spot. That's the thing. I just park in the same. It's not even a good spot that I park in. Does everybody know the spot I park in? Yeah, but it's good because you could just turn on your car and then go right out the garage. Yes.

But it's not like a prime. No, no, no, it's in the middle. Yeah. You know, just me. It's just there. It's just there. I just like consistency. And so there was someone in it and I'm going, oh, man.

So it throws me off all day. So I was pulling up the spot behind and heard something. go, I drove over a road cone and it was parked. I don't know. Hey, anybody know who drives that Toyota Western Kentucky thing? It's got to be the sports show producer. Yeah, it is.

Yeah. Let's have a little talk with them. Should we tell them right now? Let's send in the goons. Ray, go get them. Yeah. Do we have any goons we can send up there? I've never talked to the guy before. I can knock on his door. That's all right. That's what I get. I'm going in the next few months, I don't even care anymore.

You call me Beyonce. if you want. I'm asking for my own parking spot. So, I'm done. So, if I get to play a single lady's song when I walk in the room, I'd like to make a request, please, and I need my own parking spots. Here it comes. I'm just embracing it now.

But there's a cone trapped under my car. Yeah. So I need someone to go pull it out. Since your parking spot's in the middle of the parking lot, there isn't like a pole or anything around there, like, do you want it written on the ground? Like Bobby's spot? Yeah. I mean, I'd rather it not be written anywhere. Just people know.

Leave it. They just get this feeling when they park there. Yeah, I shouldn't be here. It's like walking toward a ledge. You start to, your body starts to tighten up, like looking over a cliff. Same thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. After 12 o'clock, is it free to be parked in or just in case you come back?

All time. All time. I guess I want to walk in the room. Straight Beyonce. Excuse me, manager? I like my own parking spot. Yeah, no. So, hey, Raymond, who can we send a go out?

and pull that cone from jabbing underneath my car. Um, I can go do it. I don't know. I mean, you can try. Like, once I drove over and knew I was driving over it, I kept driving because I was... Oh, great. Now it's in the middle of the car. So it's fly, like, straight into the muffler.

Well, you're gonna need to jack it. Mm, go take a look, if you don't mind. I appreciate it. I had to send Amy home driving over cones this morning. It's a great morning already. It is a good morning. I do feel... And your board's fixed?

Yeah. No one told me, and I came in pushing the wrong buttons. But I'm, listen, I got sleep last night I think that's why I feel odd Is that I get, I think seven hours of sleep That's unheard of for me That's amazing Yeah, so, yeah, good morning

So do you feel good at a little bit? Seven hours, I mean I just get irritated when people come to the show sick Not because I feel bad for them We all get sick But if you bring it into the room Then it starts to get passed around the room We don't get rid of it for a while

But I'm good Hey tomorrow Dave Barnes is going to be into play I don't know if you know Dave Barnes is, but he did my podcast, and he wrote God gave me you for Blake Shelton. He wrote Craving You for Thomas Red, and he's also got his own record that's really good. So tomorrow, Dave Barnes. This is his song here. I'm excited about that one.

He did the Bobbycast last week. He's definitely my best friend now. He doesn't know it yet, though. You got to tell him tomorrow? I mean, if it gets brought up. up. He'll make it awkward or anything.

He's definitely my best friend now. He came over at the house and it was good. The IHard Radio Music Awards this weekend and so what happens is depending on what format you are, you run

the nominees. And so the rock format, I want to just read the rock nominees today. Are they cool? Well, I don't know. I don't know the songs. So here were the nominees

and we have the winner too because they're announcing one award a day. So the nominees for what's a rock song of the year. See if you know any of these songs. Nothing More

No, no, that's the band name See, I don't even know the difference Wow, I don't know who it is. Yeah, it's called Go to War by Nothing More Oh, dang, I'm out of touch I don't know it I mean, that's pretty violent, huh? Hit that again?

Oh, ooh. Help by Papa Roach All right, I know this song Run by foo fighters Medicaid by Theory of a Dead Man They all sound the same to me Dary of a Dead Man? Yeah.

But they all, this could be the same song. Oh, that sounds different at least. Nothing to do today. I guess I'll sit around and medicatee. Okay, that's a bad. Stone Sour, song number three. I remember them. They're good.

Yeah, Stone Sour had a big hit back to the day. If you crowd out for more. Okay, well, the winner is Foo Fighters Run. Yay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So again, not really my cup of tea. If Food Fighters are,

but I don't know the songs. But yeah, Stone Sour, man, had a big rocket that ended up going pop. Do you know the song? Eddie's looking it out already. I'm looking it up, so I don't want to say it. Yeah, no, it's bother, right? That's it.

Do you hear the sludge box? Yeah. Yeah, has a good one. They have another one too. Anybody know? I'm looking at you through the... Oh, yeah! You know this one? That's a good song.

Were they the one that were in the band with the masks? Slip-Nat. Yeah, so they're Slip-Not, and the lead singer did a lighter project. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah, so this is his lighter... Is this a name Corey, something? Corey Taylor. Corey Taylor.

Yeah. Hey, Ray, did you see my cone under the car? Did you get it? Yeah, it's all good. Was it under their heart? Not hard. I barely had to get it out. That's because you're strong, though.

Yeah. You're still recreational. It was pretty easy. Okay. Were you annoyed for me? I mean, no, but I'd be, you for sure ran over a cone. You didn't feel it, you had your whole car way over the cone. And I just kept driving because I know you did.

That's how I feel about it right now. Hey, let's just move that song down. All right. Thank you. We'll get back to it in a second. We got a lot to talk about Amy's not here, so we have a lot to talk about without Amy, but the bachelor was last night. I saw none of it.

I just read about it. And I know Lunchbox watched it, so Apparently it was pretty dramatic, even for someone who doesn't watch The Bachelor. Like, I'm interested to hear you talk about it. And this is a spoiler, I guess, but it's such big news that everyone knows it at this point. Yeah, it's not a spoiler anymore. If you missed it last night, you can't avoid it if you get online or watch TV. The dude Ari had picked a girl at the end of the show.

We're going to come back and address this. Hey, you're the winner, proposed. Proposed, got down on one knee. And then time weeks or months later decided to change his mind to go back to the other girl. Yeah, so I don't know much about it except for that. So we'll talk about that coming up too. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show.

I didn't watch The Bachelor, so I did read about it online. I was, oh, I'm intrigued. So this is kind of cheating because since I didn't watch the show, I'm not really invested. But the ending sounds fascinating. There's this guy named Ari, who I guess was on a season prior, and he's a race car driver. Right. Okay. Did you like him from the beginning?

No, he's lame. He's boring. I would say he's more of just of a goober, not very smooth and good with the ladies. He's just kind of awkward. That sounds like my kind of guy. I would like a bachelor like that. But you want excitement. He's boring and lame, but it was awesome last night.

So this is not a spoiler because it's out everywhere, but Ari chose Becca. How far into the show did he choose Becca? They went on the first date together of the whole season, and then he said, I love you to her, like halfway through the season. But he told both girls, I love you, I love you, I'm in love with you. and then he gets down on one knee when Becca comes down. But last night, how far into the episode the show did he propose? Oh, two hour, one hour and 50 minutes.

Oh, so it was near the end. Yeah. Okay, so here's R.A. choosing Becca. This morning, I woke up, and I thought about you, and I thought about mewing our kids together. I thought about us when we were old. And I choose you today, but I choose you every day from here on out. Oh, there it is.

Woo! Smooth! Good line. So he chews his beckes his beck. but then he later breaks up with Becca. Yeah, they spent some time in Peru, had a couple of vacations together. Is this weeks after we saw that? Weeks after the cameras are away. They're meeting in L.A. for a little rendezvous weekend.

She's there. He shows up the house and sits her down on the couch. I think for me, the more I hung out with you, the more I felt like I was losing the possibility of maybe reconciling things with the warrant. So what? Do you want to be back with her?

I want to see if there's that possibility. Are you kidding me? So he breaks up with her for the girl he didn't pick. Yeah. He's doing the cake and eat it too. Yeah, he did. I mean, he had a good couple months with her and move on to the next one. So now this is an update from Becca, the girl that he picked and then broke up with.

Yeah, this is her and Chris Harrison talking. Last night, in the final rows? After the final rows, they're sitting on the couch in that studio. I mean, after he left, I went through all the motions. I was sad. I stayed in Lully for a few days and cried for probably four days straight and grieved the loss of that relationship and the future that I thought we were going to have. You know, and you can't make her the next Bachelorette.

No. Because if you're really, I don't know, people don't want to go for love on the show, but if you're really going for love, she just went through it. traumatic life experience. Yeah, she's going to be damage from this. All of a sudden she's ready to go and date 30 dudes. Is she the next Bachelorette? They did not announce that yet.

I have not seen any news reports that she is. No spoilers. No spoilers. And tonight we got two more hours. We find out of this show? Yes. So there were three hours last night and there's two hours of this. Yes, one hour of last night was just them breaking up.

Like they sat in this house awkwardly and she just goes, would you please leave? And he just sat there and goes, I just want to talk to you. So tonight we find out if him and Lauren are together We're going to hear from Becca She's gonna see Ari for the first time Since he walked out of the house

Woo! Man, that's way too much TV, five hours Do you feel like your brain's rotting away By watching just all this garbage? No, because I do other things to stimulate my brain You do read books And I would say, hey, you should read, but you do read books. Yeah, so that's what I feel like

This is my getaway from reading books because I read very serious and dramatic books. And I've tried that Suduko thing because they say it's supposed to prevent Alzheimer's. It's a good game. which means you've tried the Sadugo thing. Yeah. Which means you just did Suduco. Yeah. Played the game. Yeah. And then two, do you think you have Alzheimer's? Like do you have, like do you think something's wrong with your mind? No. I think when I get older, I'm scared about losing my mind. Do you ever think, though, because I do, that if I'm losing my mind, I won't know it. So it will really only affect those around me And there's nobody around me right now

Because if you're losing your mind Again, I see how it would be really difficult For the people around you Yeah But if you don't know, does it really bother you? It's a good point I never thought of it that way But do you understand when you're losing your mind?

I don't know That's why I just said I mean, yeah, that's what I think people know that they get an idea that it's happening And then it finally In their moment's clarity Yes It's got to be rough

Yeah, I think it would be really rough for some, like to be a family. My grandmother went through it very quickly before she died, so I didn't have a long experience with it. But yeah, it's like me dying. Like, it's just over. You don't even know. Yeah. Like, that's it. You don't know.

You'll never know. The great equalizer, as I call it. That's how I live my life. We're all going to die, so everything's equal. Okay, thank you lunchbox for your update. Man, you got to tune in tonight? No. No, I just ask you for the update.

So much drama. That's what the whole show's about. Yeah, but like... I told you they came to me pretty recently about being The Bachelor, right? No. I didn't tell you that? That's probably one of those things you wrote on the No Framey. Yeah, that we didn't ever show us.

I can fill you guys in in a bit. Okay, come on. You would have been a better Bachelor than Ari. But that, I don't know if you'd have done that ending. That ending was good. My ending would have been, girls, I'm just not ready to sell down with anybody right now. Bring in 30 more and we're going to have another.

I just can't... Let me have my cake and eat 30 more, too. Okay. Thank you, lunchbox, for your update. You're welcome. Yeah. Bobbybones.com. Here are your top five songs this week.

Here we go. Tuesday's top five. Number five, Devin Dawson. Marry me. Devon Dawson, all on me. All the me songs. Yeah, all on me. You got my number you can call on me.

If you were in trouble, put the fall on me. There you go. Number four, Luke Bryan. Most people are good. I believe most people are good. And most mama's ought to qualify for sainhood. Number three, Scotty MacReyneux look better Underney on her stadium line

Number three, Scotty McCreary, five more minutes. Former number one right there. At number two this week, Chris Stapleton, Broken Halos. Broken Halos. And your number one song this week is Thomas Wret, Marry Me. Tuesday's top five right there. She don't want to marry me. That's the end of it.

But yeah. Your number one song, song alternative is from Imagine Dragons Whatever it takes Your number one EDM song Is Selena Gomez and Marshmallow wolves That marshmallow got funny because he wears

marshmallow on his head with a smiley face on it But I wonder if people like Dead Mouse Who wore a helmet first And even before that Daft Punk I wonder if they go, hey guys Quit stealing my thing Because Daft Punk wore helmets covering their face Before anybody did

Then Deadmouse did. Then marshmallow did. Maybe that's what you need to make it big. Listen, if I could wear something over my face, I would have a long time ago. I'd have been a luch door wrestler. Yeah, that was the OGs. I do in a way. I wear these big, thick glasses as a deflector from my face.

Is that what you wear? Well, I can't see. Well, yeah, that's the main reason. But I have a lot of options to wear glasses, but I wear big dark room glasses because, one, I love Wieszer and I love Buddy Holly. but also I'm very insecure about my looks and so yeah if you wear these glasses people will remember you for your glasses

that's the first thing they see That's smart So and then your number one Urban AC song is from Siza Love Galore You know the one I really love right now is that Everything's gonna be all right from Everything's gonna be right

Yeah I favorite song on the radio right now He was over at the house last night I'll tell you about that David Lee Murphy coming to the house last night Awesome Because David Lee Murphy also

When was this? Like 95? 95 something So same guy 95 dust on a bottle And then 2018 I have a very Unpopular opinion coming up That I don't think

It's all that cool to be a billionaire Now, I'll tell you why. Very unpopular. Oh, boy. I just created this opinion because Forbes, moments ago, put out their 2018 list of the three-coma club, the billionaire club. I'll tell you that in just a second. I do feel like there's something to it. But stand by for that.

Now time for the skinny. Bobby Boneshow. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Amy's out six, so it's me, Bobby. I'm handling it. Garthbrook says he's working on new music in the studio. He's recorded two new songs.

There's a big announcement coming in April, and he also talks about being nominated for entertainer of the year, where he says this year he's not rooting for himself. He's rooting for Jason Aldeen this year. The ACM Awards, April 15th. Ed Shearhan had a scary moment during an Australian concert. A fan stormed the stage to shake his hand. Mostly when someone stormed the stage,

you don't know they're coming to shake your hand. It could have been a, you know, a handshake, a stab, Yeah. But Ed first was like, what in the world? And he shook the fan's hand. Security guards got to him. How in the world did they even... This guy even get to Ed before the security guards got him?

But everybody's okay. That's just scary, man. There you go. That's your 30-second skinny with me, Bobby. Forbes released their magazine. They say, hey, here are the biggest billionaires in the world. So Jeff Bezos, the Amazon guys, at number one. Bill Gates and number two,

Warren Buffett at number three. I don't know who this number four guy is, but number five is Mark Zuckerberg. So they're all pretty famous. Jeff Bezos is worth $112 billion. Man, sounds like a terrible life. If you have everything, is anything worth anything?

Hmm. Like, if you have the option, have everything all the time, is anything any value to you? Yeah, just love, but the Beatles say, can't buy me love. That's my point.

Yeah. The richer you get, the more the things that don't cost money matter. Yeah. So I read about these people with all this money. And listen, we all would love to be billionaires in our minds because it means we'd have all these unlimited. But if everything's unlimited, is anything even worth it anymore? If you can have any car you want, is any one car cooling up to make you go, okay, cool, cool, cool.

No, it's just another car. He's another car. And I know it doesn't feel like it should make sense, But if you have the ability to have everything, then nothing matters. What about stress level? Because I know, like, you know, when you're not making enough money, you feel stressed out. The bills come in or whatever. You owe money.

Like, what about stress level at that level? I think it's a different level. I'll talk about me, for example. I grew up super poor. Food stamps. We're on welfare. We were that in that family, just a mom raising kids for a long time. And so I think the stress for me was whenever I turned 16, how to take care of myself.

one, I already knew how to do it because I was raised poor, so I knew how to be poor pretty easily. And so that stress, yeah, it goes away now that I don't have to worry about bills as much now as I did when I was a kid or even when I was 24, 25. But now the stress is taking care of other people.

Different stress. So just shit. Instead of taking care of myself, I have to worry about all of you guys. If I do something and I get fired, all you guys get fired, and you're all out of jobs too. So now it's not the same stress.

And I'm not arguing these billionaires' stress level. I have no idea. All I can do is equate it to what I do. And so, because I don't have to worry about my gas bill right now because I have a good job, I do worry about, well, what if I screw up and then lunchbox and you Eddie and Amy and Raymond, they have jobs in there. Yeah. Yeah, then our gas bill is in trouble.

That's a thing. It's not the same thing, but I think it's a different stress. I think I stress more about that than I did because I know how to be broke. I was broke forever. Being broke isn't fun, but I was broke. If I went back to being broke today, got it. But what's more fun? I don't have fun.

I don't even have a hobby. You don't have fun now. I don't know what to do with my hands. It's like being at a party and you don't know if you're doing with your hands. My life is basically being at a party and not knowing what to do with my hands. I don't have hobbies. And so when I do have downtime, I was talking to my therapist about this. I don't know.

I have nothing that I do that's fun. I don't have an escape because I've never had one built. in. I never had hobbies as a kid because I never had time because I had to work. I had to pay a car payment, insurance payment. Had to pay rent. My parents never did that. I don't even have parents. I had one parent for a lot. So yeah, I became a thing. So I still have never been able to really be a kid ever. And so I always go, I wonder why I'm going to be a kid. Hey, dude, that's like Michael Jackson. Yeah, I was going to say you could build. Let's not compare me with Michael Jackson. I was going to build a ranch and put a roller coaster and

I have a little putting zero. Do you hear that though and feel that that's a fair comparison at all? Yes. Or is it just, okay. No, no, no. It makes sense. I mean, but the times now, though, because you're not, you know, I mean, we've got to, you got to start doing something now because you're no longer at that point where you were when you were younger. You're not poor anymore. You're not, you have a friend base now and you can start in your family.

I don't have many friends that I don't have to pay. Okay, but take that out of it. Okay, then you're all eliminated. No, we're still here for you. No, no, no. I'm saying I don't have many friends because this show is just me and my friends. Yes. I was able to bring all of you guys on because we were all friends before we did the show.

But now you pay us. But now you're on the payroll, so things are different. It's a different dynamic. Absolutely it is. Absolutely. Eddie, if he fired you today, that would ruin the friendship. It depends what the firing was about. No, no, no.

No, because you're late. Sometimes on your own, you still yell at me. Oh, if you fire me for being late, we totally wouldn't be friends. It complicates things. So I see what he's saying, but I don't know. be a billionaire. Yeah, me too. Yeah, me too.

Yeah, me too. I'm just making a case for that. If you're turning the show on right now, Amy's not here, she's sick. So you will hear her and tell me something good a little later because I sent her home after we recorded that part this morning.

So Amy's out. Moms get sick. But I told her yesterday, too. I said, hey, you should go home. No, I'm good. I think now when I just say go home, you just go home. There's no arguing.

There's no arguing. Oh. Yeah, no, I usually don't argue that. I think I should now be the illness dictator. I'm not much into dictatorship, but I do think I am now the illness dictator. It's a weird thing, though, so you know, like, most people would want to go home and just be like, oh, cool, day off. But, like, every time you do that, that's like, I don't want to go home. Yeah, because.

Like, Amy didn't want to go home. Here's why. Because I think that by example, I'm here. I'm like the mailman. Yes. Regardless, rain. If my legs work, I'm here, baby. and so I think that that has in a great way rubbed off on the rest of the show

and so you guys are like I'm here too I can't let everybody down but there's a point where I have to go you're hurting the rest of the team so if I get sick I get it I breathe it listen if I'm not here called an ambulance yeah because something's really wrong yeah that's lunch bikes the only problem with that is if I sniffle you think oh you're sick what if I just have an itch in my nose well sometimes the dictator makes tough decisions the problem with Bobby though. The illness dictator

starting today is now taking the throne. Oh boy. Parking spot, illness dictator. No, the illness dictator is fruit. Doesn't want to be a billionaire. Doesn't want to be a billionaire. That's true. I don't. That's wrong with you, man. No, I don't. McDonald's, this guy loves McDonald's.

His name's Don Gorski. He's going to end up eating 30,000 Big Macs. He said, quote, Big Macs are my favorite food. I'm just going to keep eating them every day. He eats 14 Big Macs a week. Oh, boy. He buys them in bulk, and then he microwaves him at home. He has the Guinness Book of World Records for most

Big Macs ever eaten. Over the past 44 years, he's only gone eight times without eating a Big Mac in a day. Like, eight days. Big Macs account for 95% of his diet. He actually got in the Guinness Book of World Record in 2016 when he ate his 28,788th Big Mac.

But he's unpaste eat 30,000 in the next month and a half. 30,000 Big Macs. Now I'm someone who eats the same thing over and over again just because I don't like too many thoughts coming into my head. I don't want to worry about why I'm eating for lunch. But it's not a big mat. No, no, no. But I tell you what I did do.

After I finished my last taping, I had five cookies. I told you this yesterday. And then I went to In and Out. That's good stuff. It is really good stuff. I went to In and Out. And I think In and Out's overrated, but only because it's rated so high. I think you can be overrated and still be awesome.

Did you get a real burger? I just got a cheeseburger. Okay. You can be overrated And everyone goes, it's the greatest ever And I still take it And go,

I love it. Is it the greatest ever? I don't know. And I think it's overrated, but it's still fantastic. I think a lot of things are overrated They're awesome. I thought Black Panther

The movie was awesome. There was no way it could live up to the hype. Oh, but it was overrated. It was. Okay. But it just couldn't have matched the hype. I thought it was fantastic. One of the best superhero movies

I've seen in years and years. But I not old school. the other one, were they all going to Vegas? Oh, hangover. Overrated, but great. Now, great movie. Okay.

Laughed out loud, but everyone was just talking about it so much before I went in that it could not have possibly lived up to the hype. I give you another one. Taylor Swift, shake it off. It came out, they were like, there was no way she could have won. Because everyone wanted it to be, not shake it off. What was the last one? I know what you did last summer.

No, look what you made me do. Look what you made me do. Yes. that song was really good. There's no way she could have made a song that fell into the hype that people were creating for that song. So just because something doesn't live up to the hype

doesn't mean that's not awesome. All those things I listed were awesome. Yeah. Could not live up to the hype that was built. So there's that. But in and out burger, I crushed it. It's overrated though. We tell you what I did, though.

I went and I bought it and I took it back to the hotel. I wanted to enjoy it in the hotel. I don't want to enjoy it in your bed. Yeah, that's exactly what I did. So was it good? That's fantastic. God. And I made myself not regret it later because what happens is if I eat bad, I regret it three hours there.

So it's amazing. Hey man, burger, five cookies, you went crazy. You are nuts. And full milk. What? Whole milk. Oh my goodness. Who is this guy lunch?

I don't know. I'm telling you what. Yeah. I have bunch of calls. If you're on the hold line here, I'm coming to you. I got a lot of a little rant there about being overrated. Amy's not here today, so the wheels are off the cart, boys. Oh, yeah.

The wheels are off the car. On the phone is Taylor in Arkansas. Hey, Taylor. Hey, Bobby. Hey, guys. Good morning to you. Good morning. What can I do for you?

I just want to let you guys know that I love listening to your show every single morning because there's so much negativity going on right now, everywhere else that you tune into, that is so refreshing to just have something positive to listen to. And I love that y'all did not seem rehearsed at all. It's just so carefree and y'all are just so positive. It's just such a breath of fresh air. Man, if we rehearsed and this is the best we could do, we're terrible. You never know what lunchbox is going to say or anybody and I just love it. Hey, Taylor, I appreciate that call. Where are you from in Arkansas?

Oh, I appreciate you guys. I am from Centerton, Arkansas. Oh, yes, I know it well. Hey, and thank you and appreciate you. Let me take this one. Hey, let's go over to New Orleans. Allison, what's happening? Hey, Bobby, how are you? I'm good.

Thank you for calling. What's going on? I'm just calling in because I do think you have multiple hobbies. All right, go ahead. My point was, all I do is work, and I haven't developed hobbies because I never really had a time to develop hobbies as a kid. Every time, it was always scratching to eat more so than having fun. And so what are my hobbies?

comedy, writing your book, and doing your bands. All of those, yes, you get paid for, but are on the side, so they're all hobbies. You don't think so much, right? No, those are all work, work, work. They're not relaxing and they're not as fun as they could be. If they were just for one time, one weekend, okay, yes, but he stresses about them year-round. Yeah, I think that's fair, but I do like that. I like this job.

I love this job. Still work. Yeah. Yeah, listen, I'm not here to argue about my life. But I appreciate the call, Allison. I'm looking for, like some people go, you know, every year, every three years, we try to go to Disney and that's our escape. Oh, that's cool. No, I went to Disney.

I don't about myself. You did go to Disney by yourself. Was it cool? I was by myself. Was it an escape? I just, I never got to go. I never wanted a vacation in my whole life until, you know, I was able to pay for it myself, my 20s. No, it was a lot of people.

I didn't have any kids. I was the 30-year-old. 30-year-old man walking around by himself. Yeah. All right. Let's come up with some of us then. I know. Allison, thank you.

I went to Hawaii to finish my book. Okay, Hawaii. Oh, you were working, though. But still, I went and hiked him out and by myself. You know what I thought? So is that the thing that, like, if you're getting paid for it, it's not a hobby? Pretty much. Is that the rule?

No, I've been able to turn my hobbies into making some money off of it, yeah. But I need a hobby, like, crocheting. Ooh, a little knitting. Miriam Webster released a new word for 2018. Oh my goodness. The words include things like sub-tweet. Oh. Do you know what sub-tweet is?

I just learn what that was. Go ahead. Yeah, that's like when you're in a tweet, but they don't tag you. Like they don't put at producer Eddie or at Mr. Bobby Bones. If I were just to tweet up, well, I wish I was sick today in this work and didn't say what it was about. Did say who it was too? That's a sub-tweet. That'd be toward Amy.

Oh, right. But Amy really is sick. But if I tweeted that, it wouldn't be to her, but she would. And she'd probably never see. it. But that's a sub-tweet. Okay. Dumpster fire makes the list, which a lot of times this show is referred to that as a dumpster fire.

Is that just like a mess? Yeah. And cryptocurrency. Yeah. Bitcoin. What's the other one? Bitcoin. Like erythrum.

Eurytherum. Yeah. Urethra. Yeah. I bought some of that urethra. It's good stuff, man. Not really, no. I'm not much of a fan of the urethra.

And then there's a lot. There's also mansplained. There's any other ones? Any words you're totally sick of? Mostly for me, it's just words I'm sick of are the words that I'm just too old and I go stop. Yeah.

Like lit. Yeah, lit. Lit is good. You like lit? Lits? It's cool. It's easy. I only hate it because I ain't it

because I'm too old to use it so I can't use it. I found that the words that I use for cool aren't that cool anymore because I'll say things are cool, I'll say they're awesome. And that's really not used. Cool and awesome.

The one that I use a little bit that I just occasionally sprinkle out there that I've used for years is like something sick. Dude, that's sick. But I don't use it a lot because it's so on the borderline of what I can say. Yeah. Because I can't say lit. It's like who's the 37 year old saying lit? Can't do it. I never say lit.

Lunchbox, you don't say lit? I've said lit before. Like, we used it in a sentence. This party's lit. You would never say that. Come on. We're going to get lit tonight. Stop.

Yeah. Another one that I don't say is whenever they tag someone and go, that's, Goals. Yeah, that's dumb. Goals? They do relationship goals and they show people and go relationship goals. And all I think of when someone says that is, oh, I bet they're miserable behind the scenes. Anyone that's super lovety-dovey in public all the time, I always think they're putting it out there.

That's what I think too. It's not fair to think that. I know. Or people that smile all the time, I'm just like, that person's not happy. I have a whole thing in my head about why we smile in pictures. Why do we have to present this fake happiness that we never even show in real life? And when did that happen too? Because back in the old black and white pictures, they never smiled.

I wish that I would just frown in every picture be more realistic. Just mad all the time. It's just no emotion at all. Smiling in pictures to me, because you never smiled that big in real life ever. Like think about, okay, I have a smile. You wipe this big old smile on your face. Oh yeah. Show all teeth.

Even if you're happy, you don't do that. So why in the world do we do it in pictures? We all present this fake front all the time. This is the original Instagram. It's fake smile. smiling because it looks like you're happy everywhere you go. We're not happy. Sometimes we are sometimes we're not. All right,

no more smiles. Don't get me started. Here we go. Morgan number two, you're 24. Do you ever say goals? Yeah, I say goals all the time. Yeah, it's annoying. Again, I only think it's annoying because I'm too old. I don't think it's annoying it's in general. I'm annoyed that, okay, let me be honest. I'm just annoyed, I can't say it. Okay, let's get down to the

root of it. Let's get down to the root. Because you may or may not be a little too a more. I'm not cool enough to use the new terminology. Like, I was listening to Amigo stir fry last night and I was going man I really wish I could get into Migos. Migos is that three three three three years and I like him a little bit but I'm going I just kind of out of

it just a bit and then I have a Tupac playlist and I was like this is what it used to be and I'm going what's wrong with me I'm who I used to hate yeah it's what happens when you get older man I know but I'm trying to embrace it rather than fight it

but you give me a hard time for the clothes that I wear I just wear comfortable clothes Well, I mean, the hard time is just that, you know, you sometimes dress like the way the kids are dressing. Teenagerish. Yeah. I had on sweats and a T-shirt on Instagram. I'm not saying go full-on khakis up to your ribs. Like, I also have a job that allows me to sit.

Like, look at my shoes today. These are red. No, man, your shoe game's strong for sure. Oh, yeah, those are nice. These are red, like retro Jordans. Yeah. But why do you always wear different, like shoes? You like shoes, right?

They call you what? Oh, no, like around the streets. I'm called, Shoe, boy! Yeah, that's what I heard. Like, I walk around the street, that's what they yell at me. I heard that about you. They're like, here he comes, everybody puts their hands on their mouth, like a megaphone. They go, shoe boy, shoe boy!

I like that description. Yeah, that's what everybody does. There he is. Shoe boy! And then they hashtag shoe goals. No, they don't. They say, Shoe Bay. Which is different.

Let's say, Jamie and Fresno. Hello, Jamie. I've been trying to get through to you guys forever. I said, I'm surprised. I actually got through. Hey, here she is. Here she is. We've been waiting for you for a long time.

We keep saying, when's Jamie getting through? Jamie, what would you like to say? We make my morning. It's 5.30 right now, and I am on my way to work. I work at a coffee shop, so I open. And you guys totally make my morning so much better. I literally listen for you guys every day. I look forward to it every day.

Thank you. You know, I love Fresno. There's a special place in my heart for Fresno. It and everything like that. You wear all the bulldog stuff. And listen, I only am loyal to the University of Arkansas, the Razorbacks. But I love me some Fresno. There are two schools that I will wear, Wichita State and Fresno.

Wow. The shockers? Those two, Fresno State and Wichita State. Other than my Arkansas Razorbacks, that's it. All I got. But hey, I appreciate that call. So, Jamie, hey, let me ask you about when I order a dirty chai, because that's what I order with a shot of espresso sometimes.

Uh-huh. A chai is a tea, right? A chai already has. Has caffeine? Has Starbucks changed the language that all coffee shops operate? Oh my God, you have no idea. Come to me. People think they'll be like, can you make a latte?

And I'm like, it's a latte. Like, it's the most common thing. Like, it's crazy to me. Will someone come into your coffee? Where do you work, by the way? I work at yellow mug coffee. Oh, one of my favorite yellow mugs of all, in all the land. So it's not Starbucks, but when people come and go,

I'll take a tall, dirty chai, Skinny. Yeah, well, they do the Starbucks order at your place? All the time. All the time. Dad, never. And they even confuse the Starbucks order, though. What do you mean?

Because they'll be like, can I get a tall and I'll reach for a small? And then they'll be like, no, I want a large. And I'm like, wait, but what? That's a Vinté at Starbucks. Yeah, I don't even know. In Starbucks, I just ordered the small, medium, or large. I'm not even to that level yet. but I appreciate the call

and thank you for calling I'm coming to Fresno in like three weeks or so I know I couldn't get tickets I tried I was at work and my friend was trying to get me tickets so we couldn't get tickets and if I had any extra to give away

I would give them to you right now hey why don't you keep our name in case anything does come up I know both shows are completely sold out if any do come up I will call you okay but I can't promise that any will come up okay cool thank you I love you guys

thank you so much thank you Jamie bye bye yeah going on the road next week So, not Fresno, but I go Colorado Springs next weekend. Yeah. That show is going to be terrible. First show of the tour.

First show, I'm just working new material. If you're listening right now in Colorado Springs, prepare yourself. It's going to be a rotten show. It's going to be fun, but I'm up there with just all new stuff. And you just got to see what works. But Pittsburgh, I'm coming to you, Albuquerque, Tampa. Just go to Bobby Bonescom. Okay.

All they good? So how far into it does it get good? What? Your show, because you said the first one, one's going to be terrible, then you're going to Pittsburgh, then it gets medium. I just want to know when is a good time to get tickets. Well, all of them. Yeah, it's fine.

It just depends what you like. As long as I'm honest with the crowd and I go, hey, listen, I got a bunch of material I'm about to work tonight. We're just going to see what works. That's different. It's an experience. Yeah, then near the end, I'm working on the special and I'm trying to get things crafted down. So, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Appreciate that call.

Lots of people calling in. Amy's not here. Amy's sick, which is why I've talked for 11 minutes. Yeah. I'm totally disregarded all rules. I have to follow the rules of Amy's here. I know, we need Amy. Yeah, yeah, we do.

But tomorrow, though. Some listeners were upset with me yesterday because I mentioned on Monday of next week, I have a big announcement, another one. And the reason that I pre-announced it is because I wanted lunchbox to have a secret. Because I'll do things sometimes, and I'll say, hey, I'm talking about this.

And lunchbox is always left out. Yeah. And this is the one time only he knows. So that's why. Next Monday, announcement. I mean, it's big. Holy crap. It is. But I'm going to say this too. I don't think all the listeners are going to be happy for me. And that's all I'll leave it at. You know what? I wonder, lunchbox, because I asked you

where it was in the scale of one to ten. And you said, 9.9. Would you mind if I told Mike D. only and he could give us his gauge of... Okay. No, I don't want Mike D to know? Because he can let the listeners know also, because you tend to build things up. Let me tell one other person just for the sake of, for our listeners, they can know if it's a real deal or not. Man. You can tell who I tell it to. But Mike D doesn't whisper a word to anybody.

He didn't even talk. All right, you can tell Mike D. Can I? I guess. Okay, okay. Yeah, but Lunchbox is going to tell Mike D, right? You're going to let him tell the secret? No, no, because I'll tell him, Mike D.

Dang it. And some people online were thinking you were testing me and giving me a fake secret. No, no, no. That way if it leaked. That's not that. That's a thing, though. I was like, man, that's pretty genius if he did that. So in a minute I'll tell him, we'll come back and get to check in with Mike D. Who, oh, boy.

The creative of the show, writes the games. He wrote this game. Do you want to play Locations and Songs game? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, Amy's out sick, by the way. She left this morning. Morgan number two, you want to play? Yeah, let's do it.

Are you any good at songs or no? I mean, I think so. Okay. Write your answer down. Okay. I will give you the song and they mention a location and you just have to write down the place. Ready?

So Billy Cunnington has a song called It Don't Hurt Like It Used to. Yeah. We're all familiar with this jam right here, right? That's not it. That's another one. You got us. Yeah, I guess there's no hook to the song.

Okay, so It Don't Heart like it used to. So I had a couple beers, one of my friends, told them just how our story ends. Did it all I could to make it work? You drug my heart through the blank dirt. Got it. Long one I'm in

You drug my heart Through the blank dirt Oh yeah I'm in for the win Morgan number two Alabama No you have to say It's her first game

Yeah I'm in Okay she's in Go ahead what's your answer Alabama Lunchbox Louisiana Eddie Ooh Alabama

Did all the coup To try to make it work But you drug my heart Through the Alabama Dirt Yeah Alabama Alabama All right

All right How about this Dirk's Bentley Drunk on a plane I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon A couple tickets all-inclusive down in Oh, that's easy guys It was a real good one

I'm in for the win I'm in Morgan number two I'm in What do you have Morgan number two Cancun Lunchbox Cancun

Eddie Cancun I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon A couple tickets all inclusive Down in Cancun Got it How about this one? Kenny Chesney's setting the wall on fire.

Ooh. Yeah, we got drunk on Blank Boulevard. That's a tough one. Taking pictures of people we thought were stars. It's easy to give in to your heart when you're drunk on... I'm in, bones. Blank Boulevard. This is a tough one, guys.

Good luck. No, it's easy. I'm in for the win. Morgan number two still has no answer. I'm in. I'm in. What is it Morgan number two? Hollywood?

Lunchbox. Hollywood. Eddie? La Sienica. When you drop on Los Sienca Boulevard. That's in L.A. though. Eddie, nice. Hold on.

I thought that was it, but then I thought that was an old alternative song. Growing up on Lossian and Hossianna Boulevard. Yeah, no, you were wrong. Dang it. Good try. Yeah. Garth Brooks, what she's doing now.

Oh. Yeah. Last time I saw her was turning colder. But that was years ago. Last I heard she had moved to blank. Oh, gosh, I have three cities in my mind right now. Yeah. This is easy.

I'm in for the win. This is worth five points. It is not worth five points. Yeah. No. Eddie, you want to... Yeah, I got. I'm in.

Do you? Last I heard she had moved to... Oh, okay. Morgan number two? He... Sorry, lunchbox. Boulder! Eddie?

Boulder! Last I heard she had Move to Boulder Yeah He was rhyming colder with Boulder Before the chain smokers He thought about it Yeah

And range rover Yeah Eddie's went in four to two to two right now Yeah yeah I got it Let it go Garth Let's do one more My point Dan and Shea tequila

Worth three points Oh no this is new Three points Three points But when I taste tequila Baby I still see ya Cutting up the floor

And a sorority t-shirt the same one you wore when we were sky high in blank oh wow the same one you wore when we were sky high in blank there you go Morgan number two could win it with this

name that location all right I'm in I'm in for the win Morgan number two Colorado lunchbox no Tahita what's Tahita I don't think Tahita's a place no go with Tahita what's Tahita dude what's Tehita

Go with it. Not familiar with your geography. It's a resort location. I never been there. It's all inclusive. In Tahita. Tahita, Texas. Get your bikinis and your bathing suits.

And there are a place called Tahita and people go there are supposed to be fancy? You're thinking of fajita. Maybe you're thinking a fajita and Tahiti and you got it all mixed up. Maybe it's Tahiti, not Tahita. Eddie? New York. I don't know. Dude, I had no clue.

Think of the context clue. Yeah. Sky high. In Tahita. I mean, that is a context clue. It's got to be somewhere nice. In Colorado, what weeds legal. Dang.

What about being high in Colorado? Yeah, in New York, there's sky scraper. Sky high, though. Sky-high, you're skydiving in Tahita. Like, that is what I have. I mean, you can say the elevation, but we know what that really means. Yeah, yeah. Feeling good. Morgan number two is our winner.

She does not have a song, so we'll play Amy. There it is. Nice job. Two. You win? By the way, she's on an all-expense-paid trip to Tahita. Hey, have fun out there. Yeah.

Whatever you need. Out there down in Tahita. Wherever that is. Skydiving in Tahita. Your dreams come true. I got a pamphlet. It said Tahita. Three nights.

Four days in Tahita. Go there for your honeymoon. I'm going to look it up. Yeah. Go ahead. Do that. Jeff and Austin. What's up, buddy?

Hey, man, there is a Tahiti. I know there's a Tahiti. Lunchbox was yelling Tahita. Oh, come on, nah. He said Tahiti to begin with. No, he did it. Lunchbox, what did you say? Be honest.

You said, bahidi. No. Jeff, shut up for a second. Hold on. Hold on, Jeff. Lunchbox, what did you say? I had Tahita. It's written on paper.

Tahita is literally what he has, Jeff. Come on, that's close enough. He knew it. But, Jeff, it still wasn't. the right answer. Oh, come on, man. Now, what are you going from me, Jeff? Hey, hey, how are you doing today?

You good? I'm doing good and awesome, man. We finally got some good weather. Appreciate you calling, buddy. Thanks for listening. Yes, sir. All right, see, bud. Yeah, no, no, no, no.

Let's not get twisted. He said Tahiti. And Tahiti was wrong, too, in the game we just played. By the way, I have a big announcement on Monday next week, and the reason I pre-announced it is because I wanted to let lunchbox hold on to a secret because he always complains that he doesn't get the secrets. So I have a whispered to Mike D. who Mike D writes a lot of the games

and I don't even know what what else do you do? You just kind of is quiet over there. Yeah, yeah. So I told Mike D the secret. Lunchbox gave it a 9.9 out of 10 for my big announcement. What did you give it number wise?

It is a 9.9. Yeah. Wow. I'll leave it there. Guys, that's a big deal. Leave it there. What is it? I'm not saying.

Now I'm the odd one out. Come on, man. Amy doesn't know either, but I'm not going to say anything else, Lunchbox. Don't worry. Okay. Good. Okay, cool.

Welcome in the circle, Mike. I just wanted someone else to verify that it was a big deal. Lunchbox, how does it feel to know a secret and then now somebody else knows it? Well, it does diminish it a little bit, but it still feels cool that I was the first person to know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, he can trust me. Last night, David Lee Murphy came over to my house because we were doing a bobby cast. And so...

It's David Lee Murphy Yeah 1995 Wrote it by himself Don't question me I thought it was 1994 Came out in 95 Oh why go with always when it's recorded

Oh no you don't Stop it Stop it Don't question me He wrote it by himself too Really? Yeah so Does he talk about who Creole Williams is?

Yeah we didn't get into Creole Williams Oh you didn't ask him that? No I can call him if you want. I always wondered. But he has a song out now that I love called Everything's Gonna Be All right. And Kenny sings on this record, too. Kenny Chesney does.

Kenny's producing the record for David Lee Murphy. But he wrote Big Green Tractor. For Aldine, David Lee Murphy dig. He wrote Anywhere with you for Jake O. I'll go anywhere. He wrote this for Thompson Square. You're going to kiss me all night. Damn.

He has 90 cuts. Aside from being... What? Yeah, dude. He's rich. And you know what? He came to the house last night and we were talking. Because he's from a really small town in Illinois.

I'm from a really small town in Arkansas. And we're both big sports fans because that's what we had growing up was we was able to watch sports. And he had a t-shirt on with a whole armipit. And I was like, hey, keeping it real, man. And so, yeah, it was fine. That'll be out Thursday on the Bobbycast. I'll tell you one thing I know about that, David Lee Murphy.

For years, I thought his song was dust on the bottom. I think a lot of people still think that. Yeah. And I was mind-blown when I found it was dust on the bottom. I was like, how gross would you? Why would you drink a glass of wine with dust on the bottom? That's gross. Oh, bottle.

That makes sense now. I could not understand it. So mind-blowing. So out of character if you'd be wrong about music. about a song that came out a long time ago Yeah, yeah, yeah No, that's what it came out though For those first couple years

I thought it was dust on the bottom Nice guy though I've met him before And he was We had spent time together At our raging idiots concert That's a band that Eddie and I have And he came out and watched us play

And I was like yeah I apologize He goes no man You guys worked the crowd I said by work the crowd You mean can't sing He goes You worked the crowd for 15,000 people

I said yeah I've worked the crowd You mean can't sing It's good He's a really nice guy Real pleasant guy So, by the way, I read a story that millennials are being scammed out of more money than old people are. Huh.

Why? Well, you always know, hey, I'm some Prince of Africa. I needed an account to borrow. Right. So you think, I'm 83. I'll let you borrow my account, Sonny. And so that's what we think. But the story came out that millennials are losing more money to financial scams because you get these little clicks on your text messages.

It's like, hey, click this link. And you click the link. And they're all falling for it. Then they have you. I don't think they all are. Morgan number two, have you fallen for anything like this? None recently. Oh, you've been hit before with this?

Okay, 24-year-old. Speak to us. I mean, I was on the internet one time, and I got, like, a message on Facebook, and it was, like, one of those scams coming through, and I accidentally clicked on it, and the next thing I know all my credit card stuff's on there, and it was a mess. Wow.

So maybe all of them fall for it. Maybe so. Maybe they're just embarrassed to admit it publicly. Yeah. I read a story about The Bachelor, which was way, dramatic last night because the dude, Ari, picked a girl, and then the show is over, and then he decides, nah, a couple months later, I want to change back to the other one. So it was a whole thing. So I was reading about it because I don't watch the show, but I am curious. And then I read

this story where they find the girls that are on their period and go to them for bits. Like, they find out when their cycles happening because they're so more emotional, and that's when they record a lot of the crying. Crazy. Dang, these producers And I think, I'm not sure But I think each girl has like their own Producer that produces their storyline Really? Or like maybe there's a producer for two or three girls at one time

Yes, and I think you gotta They try to become friends with them So they trust them and they Oh, I'm here for you, talk to me, talk to me And then they're recording and boom That's when they get the good stuff Need a tampax? Get the camera Roll on this

Roll, roll, roll, roll, roll! Does that mess it up for you, Lunchbox? Like no, no, no, no. No. He loves it all. He does it. They give them tons of alcohol. They find their vulnerable time.

They nail them. You know what I did find out, though? Like on those dates? They don't really eat the food. The food is just sitting there. They don't eat it. Of all the things, that's the thing that's the same. And there's not really coffee in their cups.

What? It's a TV show. And it's not real wine. They just put colored water. What in the world? But they have real wine all pre and post. It's a TV show. You have to remember, first and foremost, it's a TV show.

I understand that. But when they show the morning of, like, when they're about to get proposed to and they go out on the balcony and they have their cup of coffee. I'm thinking it's real, but there's nothing in the cup. Maybe they had it right before. So I was approached a few months ago, asked if I would entertain the option of being The Bachelor. And I said no. What?

It definitely wasn't an offer. It was something you'd want to do. And I said, well, again, I'm 37. How's Ari? He looks like he. 37? He has white hair. He has white hair.

He has the salt and pepper look. but that is predetermined at birth. It's nothing about being old. Okay. So you know this by reading about him or what? No, we learned that on this show. You told us a story about how gray hairs are predetermined. Well, so I said no, because there's a lot that they have of your, like, rights.

And they can make you do certain things. And you're just indebted to, you signed a lot of paperwork. Have this show to do? That's a lot. But that show is bigger than this show. I don't think long term it is. Like, name a bad. Bachelor.

Oh, don't ask lunch about us. He'll tell you the name. No, no, my point is we've been able to do this at this level for, I have now for 14 years. So they're not able to sustain like we have to this point. We can lose it all tomorrow. Right. I don't think that there's a sustaining ability to that. There's a few.

They go on Bachelor in Paradise and they're on their Bachelor of Winter Games. I tell you something about TV. I went and I taped on Saturday night an idol with all the judges. It was and Ryan Seacrest. So they put me in the same room. And it's very kind of them to do because they had trailers, but they put me in the same

dressing room area with Luke, Katie, Lionel, and Ryan. So, because I'm the only mentor to all the top 24. Okay. There are other people, like when Cam came in, she has, you know,

she's doing duets and she also talks to the artists. That's after I'm done. I can't give away too much. But here's what I want to say about Ryan, Seacrest. I watched him do what he does. And we definitely host differently,

meaning, I'm a little funny I do but that dude I've never seen a machine work like that before really like what

like he just spit stuff out like he's well and he's the greatest prompter efficient reader I've ever seen it was one take perfect

for hours like I'm good at being on camera I'm not a good prompter reader but you have bad eyesight and I'm a little funny and I sometimes I'll miss

because I try a joke it doesn't work but Ryan's the greatest I've ever seen do that as far as just read a prompter and nail it and look comfortable. He was doing the idle stuff and I was like, oh, yeah. That's why I don't even try to do that.

It was the best I've ever seen. Does he ever question the prompter or like, can we change that? No, no, no. To give him a microphone, let's go. Wow. Again, I don't say this very often. But as a host who is doing that, he's the greatest I've ever seen do it in person. Wow.

Just to where I was going, whoa, is this even real? Because, you know, people will say, oh, Ryan, you know, generic. and I think he stays there on purpose stays at a place where like me I have big opinions and beliefs and people go love me or hate me but with Ryan

his you know his motive to be universally liked but man when he hosts his machine it's Terminator man I was just like oh my goodness I can't wait for him to mess up I think you ever did huh so yeah it was fantastic

to watch him do that so yeah that's talent a lot of people don't realize like yeah you know who I relate that to? Bobby, when he does a commercial, dude doesn't mess up. Same thing.

You're pretty amazing. Yeah, you're pretty amazing at that. It's pretty impressive. I don't have time. But that's the thing, right? When they look at Ryan, they're just like, this guy doesn't waste any time. We get a lot done with him.

Same thing with you. That's just something that you guys have. My lunchbox and I will never have that, ever. But I think I probably was how you guys were when I was like 17. Yeah, but we're 38, 35. No, but it's a pretty. Yeah, I mean, we're older now. It's a skill you develop over time.

But even when I walked out with Ryan and we did our thing on stage, because I had to make sure I'm not saying something I'm not going to say, but we do a thing together in the venue where we're talking. Do you get nervous because you're next to- Well, no, I was talking to Ryan for like 15 minutes beforehand, and so I know Ryan a bit. So we were talking and so I follow C-Crest up.

And he goes, hey, we're just going to do this, this and this. I'm like, cool, cool. There was no room to mess up. He's like, hey, what's like being an idol family? like boom boom boom boom boom done out that stresses me out just listening it's wild man he's the best i've ever seen to it so that's crazy i don't know how you guys do that no i don't do anything and then you go to that level and then but that's the thing with you it's like you that heartbeat thing that you talk about like keeping that heart rate down or whatever like

you don't get nervous in those situations yeah i got to keep that heart right down that's what those it's like in the olympics when those skiers are skiing and then i got to shoot the targets they got to keep their heart rate down that's what you got to do well that's what he does i mean i have a whole thing in my book where I talk about that. The heart rate's what makes you make these decisions that aren't normal and make you react in an unconventional method. If you keep your heart rate down, you think clearer. But no, I get nervous. I get nervous. Like at that point, though, when you're with Ryan, was there like nervous? Or you're just like, no, I've got to get it done. I'd seen him nail about 72 breaks in a row. I didn't want to be the one that screwed it up. So I wasn't nervous

about what I was saying because I've been working with these kids for two weeks. And so I knew what I was saying. I knew all the kids. I knew, but now I was like, I don't want to screw up a streak, man. Crazy. I don't walk in and make Kyle Ripkin pull a hamstring, you know. He'd been nailing it. But, yeah, I think that's all I should say at this point, huh? That's good, man.

That's inside. I'd never heard. I'd never heard you talk about that. Yeah. Maybe the greatest of all time at that he is. Listen, I think I'm the greatest interviewer of all time. For sure. No, no.

Howard Stern. Than me. What about Letterman? No, I think I'm the great. You better than the radio? I do radio. Oh, okay, not TV. Yeah.

But I think that's what I did on Idol that was good. Sometimes I didn't even mentor them. I just got stories. out of them that no one else was able to get. And they were like, whoa, whoa, stay on that, say, that. We didn't know this. And I'm like, cool. You're talking about the producers saying stay on that. Yeah, they would be like, oh, we didn't know this.

Keep going. And so, and then sometimes when I was mentoring, I just call my friends. I think that's part of a mentor. It's not that you know everything. It's that if you don't know it, you can find how to get it. So I don't want to say too much. I call my friend. I call my friends on the cell phone and be like, hey, friend.

Like who? Like who? Uh-uh. Oh, you can't say. Oh, God, we got to wait. Hey, we know it wasn't Eddie. Or do we? Maybe it was.

Can you imagine how disappointed the idol producers would be? I guess hold on. I'm going to call producer Eddie real quick. I'm going to call my digital video editing friend. Hey, what's up, Bobby? Hey, Eddie, you know that time that you played acoustic guitar for The Raging Idiot? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We were a tour, yeah.

Can you tell this kid about Austin that was? Yeah, put him on the line. I'll talk to him, Bobby. Oh, I just made fun of myself. Yeah, terrible. You did. Thank you all. Bobby Bones Show.

Elizabeth de Fresno, what's going on? I'm a first time call. Yay! I'm going to a job interview this morning, and I was just wondering if you guys had any advice for me. What kind of job is it? So I'm going for a distribution engineer job. Wow. I don't even know where that is.

Basically, I work for a power company, and so it helps outages. Do you feel comfortable with the job? Like, would you be good at it? I hope so. It's what I went to school for. So why are you nervous? I don't know.

I kind of, I just get really nervous because it's going to be a technical interview. And those are just always kind of nerve-wracking to me. Nerve-wracking or nervous? Because if you're prepared, you won't be nervous as much. Well, I feel prepared. Like, I've been studying all weekend. Sounds like a lot of cramming to me. I don't know how I feel about this.

So, okay, Elizabeth, you're going into this interview. It's all technical, so are there going to be questions asked to you or no? Yeah. You know, the best way to turn an interview over is to actually take the question and turn it back on them. Are you able to do that in this interview? Yeah, I think so. If you can take the questions and go, hey, answer the question. Hey, let me ask you a question.

How do you feel if we did this? Man, as someone who interviews people, people do that to me, I go. They are so prepared that they're asking me questions. I have to hire them or they're probably going to fire me. That's a thing. So I would do that. The song I always listen to for me is this Seven Nation Army song because you've got to get that heart rate down.

This one pumps me up but keeps me down, you know what I mean? So I get that. So I would just ask a lot of questions. Make it seem like you're the one wondering if you should even take this job. Oh, it's a total mind game. Interesting. It's a total mind game. The whole world is a mind game.

nobody knows what they're doing. None of us do. We really have no idea what we're doing, period. If you fake it, people go, oh, he must know what he's doing. I believe in him then. Uh-huh. None of us know what we're doing.

And if you understand that we're all just kind of skating by the seat of our pants, then the world's a lot easier. There you go. There's a little nugget of life advice for you. I think I know what I'm doing. You're wrong. You don't know what you're doing?

I just fake it. Man, we thought you knew what you were doing. I fake it until I figure it out. And then I try to do more. And I fake it until I figure it out. That's what we're all doing. That changes things. That's a good idea.

Yeah, so go in and just own it. Say, hey, let me ask you about this, about this. And you'll get it. Or if you don't, you'll go do another one. So why I get nervous now if you're going to do another one anyway? True. So I don't know if that means anything to you. But good luck with that.

Tell them I say hello. Tell them I wrote your reference. I will. You'll be calling right now? I will. You be calling right now? Oh, God. Okay.

I'm bored. I don't even know if there was. take yet. Well, just remember I offered, okay? And if I need it, I'll message you on Twitter. Okay, Elizabeth, thank you. Bobby, Bobby, hook me up. I got you.

All right, Elizabeth, bye. Bye, thank you. You're welcome. Hey, Linda, Colorado Springs. Hey, how are you guys this morning? What's happening? Really good. How's the Springs today?

Cold but beautiful. So, and I'm excited about you coming. I really am. I got tickets as soon as they went on sale. Oh, yeah, I'm coming to Colorado next weekend, the tour starts. Red Hoodie comedy comedy. You are, yes. And I heard you're practicing on us. Oh, yeah, you're definitely an experiment show. First of a bunch of new material. So yes, yes. Well, good. I'm glad you coming. Can't wait to see you. Yes, it's going to be really fun. I'm really excited. And thanks you guys every morning for making me smile. I have a great time listening to you guys. My husband started listening not too long ago. And he actually asked me why I decided to buy tickets. And I said, because I like what Bobby does, give him back. So that was one of the big reasons I decided to come besides I like stand-up.

Will you please remember how generous I am whenever I'm bombing on stage with a new material? You know what? We applaud you anyway. Yeah, give this guy a break over here. He's got a good heart. That's right. He's got a good heart.

I'll stand up and root for you. Anyway, but I'm excited you're coming and I can't wait to see the show. Thank you very much. I'll see you next weekend at the Pikes Peak Center in Colorado Springs. We'll see you there. All right, see you later.

Apparently there's a big hill that you run up. It's called the incline. I know what's called? The incline? It's at one mile straight up hill. At Pike's Peak? It's in Colorado Springs. Oh, okay.

And so they're trying to get me to run it. Oh, good luck. Do it. Come on, dude, you're a boxer. You can do that. That's like Rocky going up the steps. You've got to have your gloves on. Why do I want to run up that?

To just show people you can. Who am I going to show? I don't care. I have no interest in showing anybody, me running up a hill for a mile. But that's tradition, so you got to follow their traditions. I don't even think traditions are cool. Like people, just doing something because people ahead of you did it, it's no reason to do something. But tradition is cool.

No, no, no. Just because somebody did it before you doesn't mean. it's right. Tradition's cool if it's the right tradition. Do you mean like when we have like Christmas dinner like tradition? That's great. There are some traditions though that probably should not be carried on. All right. I mean yeah I guess you're right. Not everything's good. Yeah, you're right. I've been to Pike's Peak though. I saw my first black bear there. How'd that go? I was in the rearview mirror but I saw it and it was awesome because I'd never seen a bear in my life. Really? No, I'd never seen a bear. From South Texas we never saw bears and I told my wife

I'm like, oh my gosh, look behind us, and there it went, crossing the road. In Arkansas, we had bears all over the place. I'd never seen it. It was amazing. In Mountain Pine, we had bears. That's crazy, dude. Down in South Texas, we had rattlesnakes. Hey, boo-hoo-bo-bo-boo-chin.

Did you do the hill? No, we didn't do the mile hill. I've had a lot of people run that, I mean, dating me, not like running up that hill. Long and uphill, and when you get to the top, there's nothing really neat. You're dating life. You're done. Yeah, just like, well, what was that for? That was hard.

Nothing out of it except to say I did it That's why they do it Yeah Yeah yeah yeah It's it They ring the bell after they're done dating me Ring the bell And then out

You're out On to the next one They're like well I did that I can share that miserable experience Ding Out they go Sorry man Amy's not here today by the way

You can't tell She was here but she got sick and went home Okay so Amy's not here she's left earlier on the show's sick. So her pile of story still happens. Here's Amy's pile of stories. There's a swimsuit that you can't get wet. ASO is the fashion company.

They rolled out a black and white off the shoulder, studded neckline one piece. It's getting lots of attention because people want it, but the description of the swimsuit says you cannot wear it in the water. It's just to be seen near water. By the way, one of my friends posted a picture of that $600 clear shopping bag. I saw that. And she posted it going, oh my goodness, I saw someone carrying this around.

It's literally a clear bag that looks like just anything you'd get from food for less or piggly wiggly. Yeah, the grocery store that you would just throw away when you're done with it. But because the name written on it, it costs $600. What's the name on it? I don't know. And it was a kid carrying it. Crazy. Yeah.

The Canadian Air is being sold. Two entrepreneurs are making big money selling cans of Canadian Air to people in China, India, and Mexico. They're trying for America. So far, we're not really biting that hard. But each can of this air, Vitality Air, contains 1601 second shots. So, one.

But there are 160 shots in the can that supposedly smell fresh and a little sweet, kind of like Christmas. And so places Mexico, China, India, the air is not that clean there. Yeah, they need it. So that's why they're buying it there. And geniuses.

Remember though we used to think buying bottle water was nuts? In our lifetime, we thought that was nuts. We thought, why would someone buy water in a bottle when I could just go to the faucet? Just turn the faucet on and drink it for free. Look at us now. I watched that, the Americans, and it's based on the 80s, and they just drink from the faucet all the time. Yeah, the water hose. Yeah, and I'm going, man, what are you guys doing?

There are lots of toxins on there. Oh, my goodness, the faucet is awesome. You know what? The kitchen faucet tastes different than the bathroom faucet. Oh, yeah, I don't drink from the bathroom faucet. I wonder why that is. Maybe just because you associate it with, like, this. This is where I go to the bathroom.

I'm not going to drink from here. But the kitchen is like, this is where I eat. Yeah. I think the kitchen's dirty in the bathroom, though. It's probably the same thing, though, right? Pizza Hut has ordering sneakers. They're back. They're called pie tops.

Pizza has pie tops. Oh, I've seen these. And so you push the button on your shoe and orders a pizza. There's a Bluetooth link. That's dangerous. You order pizza from your shoe. That's a funny name, though, pie tops. And they look cool.

Like, they're good-looking shoes. The Army's having trouble finding recruits fit enough to serve. The United States military is facing a new challenge. a lack of physical fitness, 71% of young Americans between 17 and 24 are ineligible to serve because they're overweight. Wow.

That's not good. And when they do get accepted, many of them end up getting injured during training and physical fitness tests because they're not physically fit even though they may not be overweight. Too many video games. I don't know about that,

but just not enough movement. Yeah. I always thought that you'd go in the military and then like the first like training or whatever gets you in shape but I guess they're just like in way bad shape. Well you have to still be a certain level to even start doing it. So there you go. That's Amy's pile of stories. That was Amy's pile of stories. Bobby Bones everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Around this time. Dave Barnes is going to be in. I'm trying to get to play this song here.

Dave Barnes All these fears getting the best of me Every night It's a fight With these doubts dancing in the dark Feeling like every prayer I pray Only makes it up about halfway

Every day It's the same Just trying not to fall apart Well it's tough He's stuck in the middle And then my heart don't break just to live what it seems chasing dreams and dreams for my heart's breaking what it seems seal my heart's breaking i won't stop chasing so that's Dave Barnes he's going to be in tomorrow

and he's going to play he wrote God gave me you for Blake Shelton craving you Thomas Rhett and his is a new record out that's really good of somebody else acting like I'm all right hoping that something will change a little light and a little hope how about a hint and how the ending goes so I know

I can cope when everything stays the same well it sucks here stuck in the middle it's just a little chasing but it seems I'm breaking but I won't stop chasing I love that one man

I mean everyone in here's moving Lunchbox do you like that song? Yeah it's interesting I like the keys Yeah pretty good Most of the lunchbox doesn't move to songs I started playing that He's feeling it a little bit

He's moving A little jerky but he's moving Black Mirror Season 5 renewals happening I'm a big Black Mirror guy You guys aren't though something No I can't watch it man It freaks me out

Why? Like I saw this So I've seen a total of two or three episodes. And the one that really stuck with me is the parent one. Oh, that's the last season. The last season. And I saw it and I was like, this is just too crazy. This is where they track, the mom tracks the daughter.

They put a chip and you can see everything that she sees. Through her eyes. And when stress levels hit it, it blurs it out for her so she can't see it. It's all going to happen. No. All black mirror is is the future. It's not going to happen. It's the bad part of the future.

Yeah, yeah. Is Black Mirror the one you don't have to watch an order? Absolutely. You can watch any season, any episode. they have nothing to do with each other. I think I've seen one episode. Which one? Probably the first one ever.

The pig? Yeah. Where they have sex? Maybe. What? I haven't seen that one. See, why? Why?

Why watch that? I like it because it's so dark. And I go, oh, for sure, this is what the world's turning into. And then I try to do the opposite of that. Okay. You should watch the first one, Eddie. I saw one where they're chasing these maskless, mass, bass-based people. That's the best one.

That's the best one. That's the best one they've ever invented. That's crazy, dude. If you're going to watch Black Mirror, watch White Bear. watch White Bear. That's the greatest one that's ever happened. I'm out. There was an airplane and they're flying around. This dude's on it. Took off all his clothes, got butt naked, instead of watching stuff on his computer that you shouldn't be watching on the airplane. Then he attacked a crew member. Yeah, the whole story doesn't sound pleasant. Except if you're on the plane and you

watch it and the plane doesn't go down. That's a good story to have. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's a story you can tell for the rest of your life. Benji, come here. You never guess. I'm on this airplane, right? Picture it. 2018. Yeah. And this guy starts to like scratch. All of a sudden, he rips his shirt off. And I'm going, I wonder what he's doing. Then he comes his pants. Then he's butt-necked, Benji. And everyone's like, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then he opens his computer and you know what he does? He went, what? He watches. He watches. Sex. Yeah, you can tell that one for the rest of your life.

And it never gets old. Benji would be like, hey, Paul, tell that story again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell him about the naked guy watching. He's the guy. Yeah. There's that. There's a guy. He thought they had a blister on his foot. He works at a daycare. And he's like, man, this blister hurts my foot. It was hurting his shoe. So he goes into Houston, the clinic there, and says,

what's this blister about? And they go, oh, that's some sort of long name. And we have to amputate your foot. Whoa. From a blister? It was a flesh-eating bacteria. And so the doctors told him that they had no choice but to amputate

in order to stop the bacteria from spreading to his bloodstream. After a few days, it was still swollen. It was a blister, thought by his new shoe. He woke up, and the blister had gotten bigger. So he goes to the doctor. It's like, what's up with this blister? And they're like, oh, you mean by blister, flesh-eating bacteria that we must not chop your foot off? How do you get that? Doctors believe that he contracted the infection through an open wound in his ingrown toenail.

It doesn't say it has to be some kind of water thing, right? Yeah, something usually. If he's down near the Gulf, because if you get in the Gulf, you're probably going to have some sort of infection. There was that story not so long ago when they were like in Punta Kana or something and walking on the beach. next thing you know, you have a blister on your foot. And next thing you know, they're cutting it off with the rest of whatever's on it. There is this teenager. I don't Lunchbox always thinks that some model agent's going to spot him

and sign him. That's always been his dream. Yeah. He thinks he just hasn't been seen enough. I'm so good looking when I walk around places, you hear these stories about, oh, so-and-so is walking through the mall and some modeling agency found him.

So I don't understand how it hasn't happened to me yet. Well, Ella Walker, 17 years old, was walking around the airport and someone from VSO model says, hey, how about this? And so now she's going to be in this big fashion week and she's like a head model. That's so cool. See, that's what I'm saying. Like, how does that not happen to me? I go to airports. Do you think you're elite? Like seriously, seriously. No, no, no, like no, like no jokes. Do you think you're elite looking? Elite looking, absolutely. What? What about you makes you elite looking? I mean, look at me. No, no, no, be, give me specifics.

I mean, my eyes, my smile, my body structure, everything. I mean, my face is very symmetrical. Do you feel like you have a great body? Yeah, I do. I look good. I'm an athletic fit dude. Huh. Oh, no, man.

You can't argue with him. This is how he sees himself. How would you describe your abs? My abs are there. But are they cut? No, they're not solid cut. but if I wanted them to, I could have them solid cut, but they're just, they're just chilling.

Maybe that's why you're not getting stopped at the airport. You can't see abs through a T-shirt. Yeah, you can. Sure have to shirt. Like, I can't. Like, I can't. There you can't. There you can't. A couple. Like, look at, like, you see me, no abs. Through my shirt. You can see it right there.

There's a belly underneath that shirt. With Bobby, I don't see a belly, so there must be abs out there. It's just backbone, dude. All you see is my spine at this point. I lost so much weight. That's what you're seeing. You're seeing vertebrae 7. Oh, that might be

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm sorry, lunchbox, your big break hasn't come yet. It's coming. If this person can get discovered, then I still can. That's true. And I sometimes think they put those out there just to make a cool story and get their name in the headlines. Possible.

Chrissy Teigen, though, was discovered. No, Brooklyn was discovered at a mall. Brooklyn Decker and Brooklyn found Chrissy. At a mall. Brooklyn Decker was not just walking through the mall. Okay. You know more than I do. So, hey, what do I need to do?

But if she really was, that's what I'm saying. I look at those and I think of, they give me inspiration. There you can. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Bobby Bonds. Thanks for hanging out today. Tomorrow on the show, Dave Barnes will be in. Chasing dreams.

Try to get him to play this. Try to get into play a little God gave me you. He wrote for Blake Shelton. Maybe get him play a little craving you. He wrote for Thomas Rett. So tomorrow, Dave Barnes. This is this new record. good.

Hope your Tuesdays are good. Lunchbox, what's up today? Anything? Bachelor, season finale, part two. They just had the season finale. Yeah, I know, but this is the two-hour follow-up of the three-hour finale lasting. What's happening here?

Too much. Did you see the Harry Potter play is five hours long? What? Stop it. Stop it. That's terrible. Yeah, so it's either sometimes there's an intermission, like a big one, or you watch it this show in two nights. Like, two and a half hours, then the next night

you have a night for two tickets, you go back and do two and a half hours. It's a lot of commitment. Like, why don't we cut that thing down a little bit? Yeah, just trip. Hey, it's not that important. Just trim a little bit. Five hours. Eddie, what's going on today?

I'm taking junior, junior, a ninja class right after I leave here. And then I'm going to take... Is that the American Ninja Warrior class? Yeah, but he calls a ninja class. And I like to be consistent because he thinks he's growing up to be a ninja. Huh. Yeah. And then I'm going to take junior, my 10-year-old to go play golf.

Like driving range. He's not ready for a game yet, but he's on my I have a reality show taping right after the show that I'm doing. It's not about me. Bachelor? No. So I have to do that. I got dressed up today, as you can tell.

Yeah, nice t-shirt. Red hat with no logo. Well, that's why it has no logo. They don't let you wear logos on the show. So I have that. And then I have a call. So I take fiber because I would never go to the bathroom. My trainer was like, you have to take fiber.

So I started Instagram. I'm like I said the brand name here. but I started Instagramming about it and then they saw it and they wanted me to do Instapost They're going to pay me to do Instapost I'm going to pay me to do Instapost I'm a call with them.

I know, it's something I normally use anyway Yeah So I have a call with them today and so that in my box A lot of stuff You getting better boxing? I'm not trying to hit in the head yesterday It wasn't very fine

Oh, so no you're not ready. That's not really I'm just trying to stay in shape, man that and I just have to write the acknowledgments for my book Oh yeah, don't forget us. Yeah, yeah. I want to find a way

to thank the B team individually like all the people in the book. Oh, wow. I mean, I have an idea. I don't know if the book company's going to go for it, but I have a way that I'm trying to get a bunch of listeners' names in the book. Dude, that would be so cool.

We'll see how it goes. I have a meeting with them today, a phone call. So we're going to go see you on Wednesday. Thank you very much for hanging out. Hopefully Amy's back tomorrow. I have a feeling she will be. Dave Barnes and tomorrow, other than that. Goodbye.

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