The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Went On A Date + Chris Janson Stops By For Friday Morning Conversation

Episode Date: August 31, 2018

Bobby recaps his 45 minute date. Chris Janson talks about singing with Nickelback in the Friday Morning Conversation. Also, Bobby announces he will be a judge for the Miss America Competition. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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and so we're getting a lot of work done commercials for advertisers. Also, it's the launch of the female show, the I Heart Women and Country Show that I'm hosting. Amy's hopping on there with me, but so we've been getting that ready. So it's been a lot of things, and if we can't get the post-show pre-show done within a half hour from when the show ends, we don't do it because I think people would rather have the show loaded in a timely manner than I do. They'd rather hear us babble on about nothing. How do you feel about that, A. I don't know.

Sometimes I feel like people are fine with babbling on. No, I'm talking about the time. Meaning, I think they want it uploaded at the same time. Let me go to Mike D who has to deal with the podcast. Mike D, how do you feel about this? Yeah, when people, after the show, they wanted immediately, usually. So it's not there. It's like, oh, I can't have the show.

Yeah, they get a little irritated. Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah, see, I don't deal with that. Yeah, because you do the show. You don't actually have to go back and hear the show. Yeah, and I don't pay attention to people are complaining about it. Sweets come in pretty quick. Yeah, because they don't complain to you.

I know. You're pretty Amy. You're pretty Amy. You're precious Amy. No one complains Amy. Don't get a twisted. People send me negative mail, but... Amy, you're too pretty.

Amy, you're too nice. You know, people ask me about you a lot. They're like, hey, what's Amy like? You want to know the exact answer I tell them? Okay, tell me. I'm serious. As a matter of fact, yesterday I'm doing a FaceTime call with a listener, right? And she lives in Chesapeake, Virginia.

Or as we like to call it on the show, Chesa Freak! And so I was talking to her on FaceTime, and she was asking what everybody on the show was like. She said, what's Amy like? And this is my answer that it's not a prepared answer, but I said, do you like Amy on the show? She goes, I love her. She's great. She is great, right? on the show? And she's like, yeah.

I said on the show, she's great. Like, no doubt about it. On the show, she's absolutely great. She's like, well, what about off the show? I said, well, you know how cool you think she is on the show? She's like, yeah, I said three times cooler off. This is your answer. Absolutely. Mike D. Vouch for me on this. This is what I tell people all the time? You do, all the time.

Meeting greets, whenever I do meeting people before comedy shows, what's Amy like? We're like, on the show, she's fine. Even good. But off the show, an angel. Stop. That is what I said. What about the times where maybe I'm not an angel and I'm not very nice or we don't get along.

Wait, that's happened? See, I don't remember. Do you block that out of your memory? It's so eclipsed by all the beauty that shines through. Oh, cool. I do say that, though. So you know how cool Amy is on radio? She's that much cooler in person.

Well, that's really nice. Yeah, that's what I say. Why is it awkward right now? Because the guys don't know what to say. Well, we're just kind of like, all right. Yeah, great. Well, he probably says the same thing about you guys. Oh, go ahead.

Go with lunchbox. Bobby. With lunchbox, they say, what's lunchbox like? And they say, well, because sometimes say, is he really that obnoxious? And I said, yes, he actually, yes. But he's actually a really nice guy. So don't get, you know, don't get it twisted. Don't be confused by the fact that he's truly obnoxious,

but you can hear his kindness come through on the radio if you really listen. He said, because you wouldn't be in this room, anyone would be in this room without, all of us liking someone. So I do it. You know, yeah, he can be really obnoxious, but he's still a good dude. And I'm like, what about Eddie? I'm like, what about him? Who? Who are you talking about Eddie? Oh, yeah, no. You said, depends if mics are on or off. Oh, shot. I'm asking Bobby not lunchbox. Even Raimundo laughed from the back at that shot. It's ridiculous. You have developed to radio Eddie persona, where everything on the air is perfect in sunshine. Basically, anything you say what I am, they're going to believe you. But so go ahead and tell him. I don't

I'm saying, Lunchbox is the one that told them. Okay, both of you guys. No, come on. But we don't have a history of agreeing on major things together. You and Lunchbox, absolutely not. That's what I'm saying, but we agree on this. Yeah, you're picking on me is what you both are doing. Our point is, on the radio, it's freaking Mr. Rogers.

No. And off the radio, it's like, eh. I like that. That sounds more like Mr. Rogers. Lunchbox, what do you think? Yes, because on the radio, Eddie, everything is perfect. Like, oh, you know, I want my wife to play fantasy football with me. Oh, yes.

and I just can't wait to get home after the show and then off the radio oh here let's go play some puts let's go talk to the sports guy down the hall Let's do a 10 hour Pupput challenge in the hallway 10 hour marathon There's nothing wrong with that But that's what I'm saying on the air

You're like right after work I always go right home And you make it sound like you're out of here Real quick and then off there you're like Man I'm going to chill for a while All right let me do Raymondo would you agree with this as a third party Totally See let me do on-air lunchbox

Hey let me tell you I hate women My baby, he's stupid, but I love him. I mean, I love him. And then off there. He doesn't hate women. Can I get some vegetarian peanut tempe tacos with the smoothie inside? Thank you. I don't really understand your impression.

I talk about my peanut tempe tacos on there, too. I'm not worried about it. He got busted. Okay, listen. We're done. We're out of here. Thank you all for your service and time here at the show. You're welcome.

You're welcome. going on. Yes. Yes. Thank you too for letting us have service in time. Hey, good luck at your comedy shows. Boom, I got two of them on Saturday night. I know. Hope you kill it. I'll probably won't, but you say you probably will or won't? Oh, come on. Here you will. Is that what we're supposed to do?

Think that way and we'll do awesome? No, because sometimes you go on, you do, on these shows, I go out and I try a bunch of stuff I never tried before, at least some stuff. And the goal is if it doesn't, the goal is kind of things fine, it don't work. Because you write everything that you hope does, and When it doesn't, you have them saved. Did you find an MC?

Mm-mm. Okay. Hammer. What? Do you need an MC? How awesome would that be? Young. Hey, Bobby.

You need an MC? Yeah, well, I asked Ty and Daniel for our afternoon show to do it and they couldn't do it. Why are you pointing at you? You're not in town, Amy. You're going to be at the beat. Yeah, but sometimes people just want to be asked. Oh, my God.

Oh, no, we knew you were out of town. Oh, my goodness. Amy, listen, and as awesome as you are right now, you're way more awesome after the show. Three times. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What about next time? I would love to end C for you.

Yeah? Yeah. All right. Thank you, Amy. Okay. All right. Thank you for hanging out. Time for Friday show.

And away... Oh, wait, way, I hope everybody has a great weekend. Here we go. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Let out. Translidate across America. This is the Bobby Boll show.

That's right now. Good morning and welcome to Friday. day show. Hey, more studio. Morning. Hey. Hey. Hey, so where do we start today? I think we'll grab a call. Let's go to Eric in Oklahoma. Eric, what's up, buddy? Hey, Bobby. How are you, sir? I'm good. Woo. You got a lot of energy for this early.

Yeah, well, I drive for Uber and Lyft at about 1 o'clock in the morning. Oh, come on, now. Yeah, so I just wanted to call you all and say that I love your show. and I have your show going between the podcast and the live cast. I have you guys going pretty much all day, and I've turned so many people on to you guys. Oh, wow. Well, thanks a lot. How did that Uber work?

How much of that ride do you get paid? Let's say if the ride's $10. How much do you make? I make 75% of that, so I'll make about $750. Is that right? Yes, sir. So really, really what it really boils down to is there's so many negative. negativity, so many negative stuff out there that I turn you guys on, people get on, and

you know, in my car, they have a bad day and they go, who is that? Well, let me tell you about the Bobby Bone Show. We like that, don't we? We do like that. That's a good one, yeah. So, yeah, I just want to say real quick as a vet, I totally think that Senator McCain ought to be honored the right way. I think he's done a lot for this country.

And, you know, best of luck to his family. I know that this is a grieving time, but, you know, he's led a fantastic life. So I just want to call, just do a shout out to you guys. Ray, Raimundo, you almost hit that rim, man, almost. He did. It's a big day. It's still on Facebook Live where you can still watch him cheat. He did not, yes, he almost hit the rim.

Anything else you want to say? That's it. Just pretty much you guys have a really awesome morning show. You guys are on all day. I drive about 10 hours a day. Thanks. And I just promote you guys any chance I get the last thing I got to do, Bobby. I've been to one of your, a couple of your shows.

All I need now is just a book, which I'm supposed to go down and get one later today. I mean, we can send you a book? Hey, do I have any books in there? Can I sign this guy a book? Send him a book? Hey, book? If not, I'll just go buy one from the bookstore. You would think if you own the book, you just go on the bookstore and be like, that's mine.

You can't do that, though? Yeah, you can't be like that's my face. I'll tell you what, I'll put you on hold, Eric, and I will sign you a book, and I will mail it to you because I appreciate your nice words. We do have one back there? Yeah. Yeah. How about that, Eric?

Oh, you can see. Look at you. You guys are awesome. Dude, I'm basically the Santa Claus of Country Radio, you know? You are. And Bobby, just so you know, you're always cool in my book. You're always cool in my book. Well, thank you very much.

Now, all seriousness, thank you for your call. Thank you for your service. And, man, keep those roads going, man. Like to get, come on. Come on, come on. There we go. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories.

It's producer Raimundo in New Mexico. Seven people died and dozens were injured when a semi jumped a median and crashed into a Greyhound bus. Such sad news to report. In other news in Chicago, a roof collapsed at a water plant injuring 10. An explosion is what caused the roof to collapse. Authorities are still investigating that one. And finally, in weather news, rain in the south and the northeast. That rain is going to continue tomorrow as well, 80s and 90s for most of the country.

You know what they call me, right, Eddie? Yeah, country music's youngest historian. I know. It's weird. But I do love this segment on this day. The Bobby Bond Show. On this day in country music. 19 years ago today, the Dixie Chicks released their album, Fly.

How good of a record was this, Amy? Yeah, I could probably sing almost every word on the record. On this day in 1999, the Dixie Chicks released their album, Fly. How about this jam? That makes me feel. Like, all these songs make me feel. It was such a big record in my life. Freshman, you're a college for me.

Without you? Love it. And let's not forget, because Errol had to die. They won two Grammys, Best Country Performance, and Duo. They won Best Country Album, 10 million copies. The Dixie Chicks are the top-selling all-female band and biggest selling country group of all time. Country Group, yeah. Selling over 30 million albums.

Lunchbox likes the weirdest TV shows, and he can't be. this morning talking about some pregnancy show again? Oh, it's on MTV. Pretty little mamas. Okay. What? This just, how little? What are you in little? Just listen to this show.

This is the dumbest thing ever heard. They are, they were high school. Best friends. They were all on the cheerleading squad together. And they had plans to go off to college, do all this, live their life. The summer after their senior year, all of them got pregnant. So to me, They don't say it was a pregnancy packed, but it tells me that it was a pregnancy packed.

They all got pregnant in the same summer, and now it's them raising their kids and showing their life. How awesome is that? Pretty little mamas. How long ago did this happen? Like four years ago, four or five years ago, and some of them have multiple kids now. But you can't tell me that five friends get pregnant on accident at the same time. Doesn't happen. To me, that's not the crazy thing.

It's that you love these shows about kids getting pregnant. Pretty little mommas. I mean, how cool? I mean, it's an interesting concept. You like teen mom. Teen mom. You like teen mom OG. Teen mom OG. Teen mom 2. 16 and pregnant, but they don't film that anymore. Young and pregnant, which is kind of like a spin-off. They do like different women. Now pretty little mamas. I mean, it's so good. Why do you like those type shows? Just because it's crazy. You look at them and you're like, how can these people raise a kid?

And then you get attached to them and you want to see where they're going in life. Who's your favorite teen mom of all time? Oh, I love Chelsea. Chelsea is amazing and Macy's really cool. And the two that I, Farah and Janelle, they both blocked me on Twitter, though. Wait, what? Well, that's creepy. Why would they block you on Twitter?

Well, because I live tweet, and I guess I said some mean things about them, so blocked! They blocked me. You got blocked by your heroes? Yeah. That'd be like a Garth to block me. But it is kind of cool. I get tweets from Chelsea and Kalin now, and I just, I freak out. Didn't you do one of their podcasts?

Yeah, Kaelin. It's called Coffies and Convos. Or Coffos and Coffee? Something like that. You're a die-hard. Oh, we talked teen mom for like an hour. That's weird, huh? He likes that? Yeah.

Yeah. You're not even guilty. It's not even guilty pleasure. No, it's just good TV. She's a pleasure. Yeah, I got it. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. It's the 30-second skinny.

Thomas Wrett performed his song Die a Happy Man with Charlie Puth at his Nashville show. Charlie's Nashville show? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. What else you got? So we've got movies out this weekend, searching, and it has 93% on Rotten Tomatoes. Anybody know what that is? Nope.

It's a movie about a guy's 16-year-old daughter going missing, and he uses her laptop and digital footprints to find her. Oh, it's like Taken in 2018. Oh, yeah. Updated. I've got a set of skills. Well, actually, I just use I track. That iPhone track. And what else?

Operation Finale, with 63% on Rotten Tomatoes. in the movie Kin with 32% on tomatoes. Yeah, there you go. I'm Morgan number two. That's the skinny. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox.

Say, I'll make something good. A children's hospital in California was trying to find a way to cheer up the kids. You know, they're going in for surgery. They're not feeling well. And they're like, oh, everybody does dogs. Everybody brings these other animals. What can we do?

They went out and bought a miniature horse. Yes. That's funny. I love that. So they bring the miniature horse and he goes around and he cheers the kids up, makes him feel comfortable, and it says, it puts a smile on the kid's faces. Bobby Bone Show.

Bonehead. Hurry up the day. This story comes us from Knox County, Kentucky. A 35-year-old man was hungry and needed something to eat. Didn't have a ride, so he faked a heart attack. Oh, yeah. So EMS comes, picks him up, takes him to the hospital, he jumps out of the EMS and watches the cafeteria to get something to eat.

Okay, I'd like to pause for one second and say this might be the greatest bonehead story they have ever heard. Come on, he grabs his heart, gets a free ride. And then he's like, hey guys, I'm good. I'm a hop over against a duck fried chicken. Got to go. Hilarious. So he was arrested for falsely reporting an incident, and he was in the cafeteria eating when police arrived.

And then he ate. I was hungry. So I ate. So I ate. Oh, how much fuck, that's your bonnet story of the day. That's a good one. The Friday morning conversation with Chris Jansen. All right, Chris Jansen walking down the hall right now.

We always like to see Chris Jansen, right, Am? Oh, yeah, it's always good to see him. Yeah, I think he's about to walk in. It's the long hallway walk. He has a drunk girl right now. Take a drunk girl home. Top 10 songs. Take a drunk girl home.

Let us sleep all alone. There he is. There he is. Look at this guy. Have a seat right there, buddy. Now Amy's right here. Oh, hey. So when you put your...

Put your headphones on, you'll be able to hear her. Yeah. That's how she knows. Hello. How you doing, boy? Pretty blessed, man. How are you doing? Look at you.

Come in, you got three CMA nominations. Isn't that crazy? I know. I'm just, honestly, we're over the moon about it. We don't. They were very unexpected, so that's the most beautiful way to get a surprise. And it's a really big blessing, man, to have them, especially wrapped around the main two around drunk girls.

It's very humbling. Man, come on, brother. That's good. It really is. Man, it is really humbling. I just, it's my first time being nominated for CMAs. And I just, I mean, you never really know that I don't think that you have dreams of that until it actually happens. Then you go, golly, it's like a dream come true.

Because it feels so good. But, you know, I have to tell you, man, I'm just so thankful to the community, really, because, you know, who would have thought. So I'm grateful. Three CMAs nominated for new artist, song of the year, drunk girl, and also music video of the year for drunk girl. You know, I think some people get the meaning of drunk girl confused because they only see the title of the song. Does it happen a lot?

Yeah, that's actually why we wrote it that way. You know, I think that the word polarizing in the world, I think, is an okay thing sometimes. First of all, it puts a little bit of controversy into the situation because, man, it raises people's eyebrows, it gives them something to talk about. and that's okay. I'm real comfortable with that because once you listen to a drunk girl, the message is so positive about

just taking care of your fellow human, really. I mean, as far as a guy, being a good man, being the difference in a boy and a man, and taking the drunk girl home, doing the right thing. And, you know, it's a 50-50, two-way street. Same for girls to guys. And, you know, I've seen this great movement

come out of this song, which is not what I intend. It's not why we wrote it. It's not what we expected. I mean, we wrote this because we're dads and we want our, if our daughters are over the drunk girl in a situation, we want them to be truly taken care of with great reverence and respect. I mean, that's really the bottom line. And as far as my boys, you know, you know, I have two sons. And I mean, it's, there's just not a question about it. They have to be the difference in a boy and a man in life. I mean, that's just day one stuff. And so, you know, we have seen that out there. And after I play it, and, and, you know, also, after I'm able to preface it and, and, you know, also, after I'm able to preface it and. really give an explanation for the title. And by the way, thank you for asking. It really changes people's mindset because I can understand when you read something that says, drunk girl, you immediately go, oh gosh, another drinking song. I mean, especially after my last one, I mean, I had to fix a drink. So it goes, it has a good correlation, you would think. But this is just really a really piece of my heart. As a father, as a Christian, as a husband, it's just a piece of who I am. And it's just

how I live my life. And so I wanted to spread that positive message and be on the forefront of doing it. no matter the cost. And now we're top 10 with this song, thanks to you guys. And it's a huge blessing. And then the nominations came out. And I think it just goes to show that there are so many real, real, real deal people out in the world. And when they hear stuff that connects with them, when they get the opportunity to hear it on the radio, you know, songs can really change a life.

And I've never had a song, Bobby, honestly, that's changed my life on a very personal note to have people come up and tell. me their real true stories and to really open up about things maybe sometimes in their past. I know for a fact sometimes in their past that they didn't feel comfortable speaking about otherwise. And the song has really lent itself to that. And it's been the most intense, intensifying humbling thing I've ever experienced. That's true. The Friday morning conversation with Chris Jansen.

So much has happened in last year, man. I know. It's crazy to have seen you in stages. to go from, you know, the guy who comes in who we just met, first performer ever on our morning show. We came in. We're just testing the equipment. I know.

I mean, you were playing at Tootsies, living in your car. Yep. Get a record deal, lose a record deal. Twice. Get a record. Yeah. And then who you are today with the CMA nominations. You just had, yeah.

Do you second number one? Yeah. Find me a boat's number one. Fix a drink goes number one. I mean, I'm seeing all the, it's like, you're like the stock market. And I'm enjoying watching the climate, ups and down. Thank you. You're on an opera.

The Opry, aren't you the youngest living member of the Opry? Is that true? Yes, sir. I'm the youngest living member of the Opry. They gave me that great honor. And I just am so proud, you know, I've always said traditionally, if you listen to all my interviews, I've always said I wanted to do two things, have hits on the radio and be on the Grand Ole Opry. And as if playing the Opry wasn't good enough, which it totally was, they were gracious enough

to make me a member. And I am the youngest one, and I'm real proud of that. I just, I just love it that much. But I also love having hits on the radio because, I mean, that's the biggest way to get to the people. And it has changed, y'all have changed my life. I mean, really, we went, you got to understand, like we went from just playing when we could, where we could, however we could, you know. And so, and now it's just full-blown tour all the time. And I just told somebody about five minutes ago, I said, yeah, I'm going back to work today. And, you know, it beats working. And, you know, that always raises eyebrows and kind of gets a chuckle, but I just love my job. I mean, I'd be doing it either way.

I'm just blessed to be able to do it on this level. And honestly, the luxuries were all afforded by you. They were afforded by the company. They were afforded by everybody in radio. It's just the fans, man, have just multiplied and multiplied and multiplied. And it just something you can't quite explain it unless you experience it. And it's the most gratifying thing for a singer and a songwriter. and I just love it.

There's nothing better than to be in that position. Chris Janssen's here right now. I was looking at your Instagram. There's a picture of you in Billy Bob Thornton in Virginia. Yeah. And I'm from Arkansas. He's from near where I grew up. Yes.

You know, Slingblade back in the day. Favorite movie, yeah. Who has been some of the cooler people you've got to meet since this country music, stardom has started to kind of pop up? Thanks for asking. I'm not just saying this because we're here, but I would definitely consider you probably in the top three tiers. I'm serious.

Go ahead. You know I'm always going to be extremely. We're friends now, come on. But we've always been friends. We were friends from the first time we met at the Hall of Fame, and I don't forget things like that. But, you know, we've just had some great successes together. And for that, I thank you.

But as far as artists are concerned, man, I've got to tell you, I've got a lot of great friends that I've made. You know, of course, Tim McGraw, Keith Irvin. And I want to say, you know, especially Keith Urban for the fact that the first message I got during the chaotic craze of CMA nominations coming in was from an entertainer of the year and an entertainer of the year again nominee. And I mean, who would have thought, you know? And I know that he's got a lot on his plate.

And that was the first much as I got, oh, my God, finally, congratulations for the CMA noms. And I just really love Keith Urban. He's really what you see is what you get kind of guy. He also invited you to the opera. He came out on stage at the Riemann. That's exactly right. He did the invitation.

Luke Ryan is. been very good to my family and I, and Blake Shelton's been great to me. There's a long list, but really, I have some real friendships out there that, you know, you could just never, you could never bet on having those, and then, you know, you get them somehow, and they actually stick. Dustin Lynch, he's a great guy, and Jake O. And my tour mate right now is a great guy. Anyone out of country music? Yeah, absolutely. Give me one. Give me one person out of country music. We'd be like, that's cool that you met him. Oh, yeah. So, gosh, there's been a lot. One person, Chris Jansen, one person. Okay, I'm going to be honest.

I really enjoyed meeting Billy Bob Thornt a few weeks ago. It was really because it was such a weird and unique situation, it was a lot of fun. What were you going to say? The new lead singer, you just did a show. Oh, yeah, and I got to tell you who the nicest guy in the world is, is Chad Kroger from Nickelback. That's a good answer. We like that one. We weren't expecting that one.

Chad, well, it was so random, this guy walks up and he goes, he walks up and he walks up and, you know, he knocks on the dressing room door at this festival in Canada. and of course the people that were at the forefront was like the tour manager and come with some of the band and you know everybody's it's a real low key backstage and and I hear this voice out there he's like yes Chris here yet and I'm generally not there at that time but it was a fly-in date so we were there super early and all day and I got there and they're like nope he's not here right now and I said I was yes I am I'm here and I walked out there and it was Chad Kroger from Nickelback and I'm like oh my god dude dude takes a knee and goes it's so nice to me to me you and I was like, well, please stand up.

He takes a knee. He takes a knee. And I was like, whoa, whoa. Did he have a picture? He's like, look at this photograph. Every time you do this. Honestly, you can go, honestly, on my, I believe it's on the Instagram page. There is another, he took another knee on stage.

So he goes, we're talking, and I am totally, I don't get starstruck, but, you know, Nickelback's a really huge band. And so, and I couldn't believe how incredibly humbling and, you know, I couldn't believe how incredibly humbling and nice he was and gracious and he said man I'm just such a big fan he starts wrapping off titles of songs holding her, buy me a boat, he wraps him awful like

songs people weren't even ever hear and then he goes I'm just going to say it can we get a picture please and can I please sing Buy Me a Boat tonight with you and I was like Chad Kroger from Nickelback saying Buy Me A Vote with you? Oh 100% and I said dude I was going to ask you anyway he was like well I would love that so then now listen here's the best

here's the best part here's the best part he would admit this too because it's just so funny to see it coming from my perspective because when I look at me, I think, what is even going on in the world right now, you know? And so when I'm on stage and I got Nickelback standing over here on the side of the stage and they're like, they're like eager fans or something like, I can't wait, I can't wait, I can't wait. That just trips me out to see that, right? And then I said, okay, now everybody please make welcome. And of course, you know, he's Canadian. So the crowd goes crazy. And he walks out and man, you know, first of all, just a genuinely great guy.

secondly, a really good singer and a great entertainer. And we enjoyed it. It was a lot of fun. So we sang Buy Me a Boat, and it was like the most tripped out thing. I remember it was like the one show of the year that my wife and kids were not with me. So I immediately called Kelly. I'm like, you're not going to believe what just happened. And then I just know the picture.

And there's a photo of me like hands up in the air and just having a really good time. But the experiences that we've had have just been incredible. I mean, honestly, to have shows with Billy Bob Thornton, I mean, that's just, weird and cool all at the same time, especially if you're a Slingblade fan. Dude, you did Buy Me a Boat with Chad Kroger. I know, man. I didn't even know that. Come on. What does it sound like when he's singing it? What's his version of it?

I can buy me a bow. That's awesome. Yeah, man. Except way better than that. The Friday morning conversation with Chris Jansen. Our dude, Chris Jansons here. I've said for a long time that I think, pound for you are the best live performer I've ever seen. Thank you very much. You know, I think once you get to a certain

point, you can get all the fancy stuff. that can elevate you, but if you just put someone up against you on a stage, and there's nothing else except just stage. Yeah. Man, nobody does it like you do. Thank you, man. And Chris does things like, this is Chris playing. He'll have a bass drum.

He plays in himself with his foot. He's got a harmonic and he's got a guitar. This is Chris doing all of this at once. And you sing and you do it. I mean, did you have to teach yourself all those skills in practice one at a time and add on another one? Yes and no. First, thanks for the compliment. Secondly, yes and no.

And yes, in the fact that it's not easy to do. I don't care who you are. I mean, it's not easy to do. But secondly, the no part of the answer is I have just, I really truly feel inside, and I say this with great humility, that I was born to play music. I really just, I'm better at that than anything else. And so it just kind of comes naturally. And I'm a drummer first.

So the kick drum and the whole thing is a natural fit for me. And I'm such a weird, eccentric bird when it comes to my brain when I play music. is that if anybody else around me is offbeat or off key just a little bit, that's the first thing I hear. Like, I go straight to the negative on it. And so to keep it positive, I just play all the instruments myself and then I have to worry about it. Definitely not a control freak. That comes from another control freak. You know what I mean?

For sure. We have the same birthday. Like, we really know what's up. Chris Jansen is here. Let's see, Drunk Girls on the radio now. Take a drunk girl home. You probably know buy me a boat. But it can buy me a boat.

You know a song that I really like was when you do Redneck. life. And I think, I know for sure you played it at the end of ACMs. Is that what it was? Yes, sir. You crushed it. Thank you very much. I was like, I felt like your dad's, I'm proud of him. I'm glad. I'll take it. I remember texting you. I was like, dude, you just you had to follow entertainer of the year. You're the first person to text me, by the way. And I was like, I watched it and I was like, oh my God. Like, he just had to follow the biggest award and the biggest speech and come on at the very end of the show. And there's no way that was going to be successful. And it was. And you, and everyone was. I think there was an eye opener for a

lot of people. Yeah, you do, too. It definitely was. And it was an eye opener for us, man. I mean, you got to understand two days before that, we're just going to the ACM Awards, just chilling, doing our deal like everybody else. And, you know, the producers and the people who put the show on, they were like, hey, got this opportunity. We would love for you to close the show with the last performance, which is always something that I personally, you know, watching so many years now, have always been a fan of watching, whether it be, you know, Darius Rock or whoever it may be, and enjoy that part. And so I said, Okay, great. So I'm thoroughly expecting just to do whatever they say.

And they just straight up came out with, hey, why don't you play Redneck Life? And I was like, oh my God. I love this song, too, man. I do love Chris, Chris has a record. It's called Everybody. And check out Redneck Life. It hasn't been a single. I don't know if it ever be a single.

You know, that's far down the road. But I do love this song. I love it when you play. And if you don't mind, I know you have your guitar on your harmonica. Would you give my people that are listening right now some Redneck Life? Yes. I want to say one thing before I play it, though, if you don't mind. Because I know you will appreciate it.

this. And the people will too. There's a guy named Mitch Oglesby, who I wrote the song with. Mitch had never had a song recorded ever in his whole life. Mitch, to put in perspective, a little over a year ago today, Mitch was putting together car doors at Nissan car factory. And he had nothing going on in the music business. And like so many people in the music business, they don't ever get a shot because they didn't get one person to believe. And I'm not saying that I'm that person, but my wife is that person. And she believed in his songwriting and turned me on to Mitch years ago. Well, one thing led to another, we became hunting buddies and fishing buddies and then started writing a few songs together, and Redneck Life came out of a hunting trip we took together on

one day, and all of a sudden he had his first song recorded. Then we wrote, Who's Your Farmer on my record? And so it's a real big deal that he is now a published songwriter, co-ventured with Warner Chapel here in town, and doesn't put together Cardo's anymore. Now he's a full-time songwriter, so congratulations Mitch, and I just love Redneck Life mainly for that story. And it's true. Come on, come on. Here he is. First chance. I'm going Redneck Live. Come on.

Hey guys, so because of licensing roles, we can't play anything with music on this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore. But you can go to Bobbybones.com to see it. We hate that we had to take it down. It wasn't our decision, but I just wanted to keep you up, and we wanted to keep up as much as possible.

So go to Bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now. And thank you for listening to the show. And sorry about all the legal stuff. Okay, well, let me say this, as we conclude our time together again, old friend. Yes, sir. Drunk girl, fantastic song.

Thank you. Take a drunk girl. Everybody downloads it, streams it, tells our friends about it. Chris has up a CMA award for three different awards, two for the song and one for new artists. Look at you. Man, I'm telling you, dude, I'm so thankful. And honestly, to all the listeners out there, especially because everything works in such correlation.

If I don't get played on the radio, y'all don't get to hear me, vice versa. You don't come to the shows, but man, thankfully we're having hit songs. We're being able to be on the radio. We're here with Bobby. You do come to the shows. You're making our dreams come true, honestly. And please, you know, I brought a letter in this morning as well from a young man who wrote about drunk girl to me the other day.

Please continue to bring your stories out. Please continue to tell me your stories. Write them down if you have to. Whatever makes you comfortable. We're just, there's such a movement around the song, which I'm so grateful for. And it's organic. And it's not forced, and I'm just really thankful for them. There he is.

Chris Chanson. Yes, there he is. Thank you. Thank you for stopping by so early. Proud to be here. He's got a record called Everybody. He's got redneck life on. I got drunk girl.

Got all the songs you like. Some you don't even know you like yet, I bet. And they listen to it. They'll be like, I don't even know I like this song. I never heard it. Yeah. Well, I celebrate you, my friend. You're drinking a Mountain Dew this early in the morning.

He just went bottoms up on a Mountain Dude. I didn't choose the Redneck Live, man. Amy, anything you want to say to Chris before we hit the button here? No, it's just good to have him on and he's got to keep it up. I feel like next time he's on, he's going to have more and more hits every time. Thank you very much. All right, Chris, good to see you, bud. Great to see you guys too.

It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Two sheriff's deputies are being called heroes, well, because they are, for rescuing a nine-month-old boy who was found not breathing during a traffic stop. Monday evening. According to a spokeswoman for the LA County Sheriff's Department, deputy Tyler Milton saw a vehicle driving erratically. About 10.20 p.m. So you know what they think. It's 10.20 p.m. is probably drunk. Sure. So they think. Yeah. Had a traffic stop, pull it over. The guy runs out of the car. It says they have a baby. The baby's

not responding. It's not breathing. So he puts a call for radio help, starts resuscitating the child. Another deputy comes. Deputy Alisa Farrington. And they're doing CPR on the baby, who began breathing as they were transporting it to the hospital. So they're doing chest, and they're doing baby CPR. To the chest and to the mouth. Two fingers. Yeah, and they got the baby there. Baby was breathing.

They hooked it up, saved the baby. So between these officers and the hospital, like, they saved a baby's life. It was a whole dramatic thing, too. They rushed in the hospital with the baby in the arms. No, we got a baby. They were like, go. And they saved the baby. That's what's all about right there.

Yeah, there you go. That's what's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Show. There we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. It's the 30 Second Skinny. Thomas Wrett performed his song Die a Happy Man with Charlie Puth at his Nashville show.

Charlie's Nashville show? Yeah. If I never get to see the awful town. What else you got? It's a movie about a guy's 16-year-old daughter going missing, and he uses. her laptop and digital footprints to find her. Oh, it's like Taken in 2018. Oh, yeah.

Updated. I've got a set of skills. Well, actually, I did use I track. iPhone track. And what else? Operation finale with 63% on Rotten Tomatoes, in the movie Ken with 32% on Rotten Tomatoes. Hey, we were talking to Chris Jansen earlier,

and he said that how you remind me guy came out on stage. Chad Kroger from Nickelback? Oh, Shad, Nickelback. Yeah. And photographs. Yeah, and they were, he was singing, Buy Me A Boat with Chris Jansen. So here is Chad Kroger, the lead singer.

of Nickelback singing with Chris Jansen Pretty funny huh there you have it I'm Morgan number two That's the skinny

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Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Over to Amy now. She got a joke for us at this time every morning. The morning corny. How do you cut the Roman Empire in half? How do you cut the Roman Empire in half? with a pair of Caesars That's very funny Come on

That's really good one now That was the Morning Corny The Bobby Bones show Maybe you've heard it before That guys who are married Or guys who are in relationships Are far more attractive

Why do you think that is? I have no idea Maybe because they're unattainable Okay That's definitely a theory Yeah And think about it that way So what it says is

Guys that are again married Or in a relationship They're more attractive because they're seemingly easier to communicate with because they're already in a relationship and they're doing it right already. And so someone goes, oh, they're already doing it right,

they must be good at it. Oh, so just because they're in a relationship, they're doing it right? Men who already in relationships are judged to have good qualities like kindness and understanding which impacts how they are perceived even physically. A man that's wearing a ring is also viewed as sexier simply because he's been prejudged

as attractive by somebody else. So someone else has already vouched like, I like that dude enough to commit to them. So it makes other people go, well, somebody else must like him, so I like him then. Yeah, I can see that. That gives other women confidence in determining if he's attractive or not if someone else likes him. Oh. So Bobby, you should just...

I know. No, no. Where a ring? It's a slippery slope because here... You don't... Because I know why. You don't want to attract someone that's going to like you because you're taken. But if the ring will help you attract someone, gosh, it's such a...

Such a bummer. I know. I'm very single. I've never been engaged and never been married. And I think maybe someone would see that and go, ooh, what's wrong with him? I mean, really? Yeah.

38? What's up? Like, what's up? There must be something wrong with them. Yeah. The study suggests that copying the behavior of others is useful in every area of life, which might also include choosing where to live and where to eat.

Meaning, if you see the other people to eat it, we do this too with food. Oh, that looks good. and they're liking it. You like that food? What do you reckon? You know, you're a part of town you live in. You like it.

Yeah. Someone else likes it. That husband of yours. Can I have them? You like them, right? You like them. Uh-huh. The Bobby Bones show.

So what did you see at church? So we were grabbing our kids from kids' church, which is also right next to the nursery, where there's all kinds of ages and new little babies. And I guess we get a brand new dad picking up his baby. I mean, I don't know how old it was, but definitely a baby. kind of can't really hold its head up that well. And he kind of just had it over his shoulder and was rounding the doorway to get out of the thing.

And the baby's head just went, whack, right into the door. I mean, it was so loud, like all heads turned. There was even some, ooh, you know, and his face was just, he was mortified. And, yeah, we all just kind of all like, okay, good luck with that. Oh, no. You know, it wasn't anything. that he did wrong, it just was unfortunate. Probably new to having a baby that was that long.

Yeah. Wow. Okay, so here's my baby story that I saw. I was a checker, a Hobby Lobby. I was working the front, and this guy had a baby on one arm, and he was buying stuff with the other, and he dropped the baby on the floor. No. Straight dropped the baby.

Yeah. And he was halfway through the... What did he do? Well, he was halfway through... It seems like he's always men to do the dumb things. And he was halfway through buying his stuff. He picked the baby up and his left store. I felt so bad for them.

But I think babies bounce back, right? Yeah, they're very flexible. I would like to report that when my 15-year-old niece was a baby, I was babysitting her, and I picked her up out of her crib, and she slipped out of my hands and hit her head on the crib on her way down until she hit the floor. And she's fine now. I mean, I've been waiting every year. Like, something happened from that time I dropped her. Might have made her smarter.

But she's all good. Yeah. She's great. So here's what we'll do. Here's the phone number. 877-77 Bobby. Do you drop your kid? Be for real.

Call us. For real. Be for real. Be for real. Seventh-seven-77 Bobby. For real, though. Did you drop your kid? Come on.

We want to die. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bones. Amy saw a guy walking his baby, and he was walking through a doorway at church, and the baby's head went, boom, right into the wall. And so I said, who else has dropped their baby? or run their baby into a wall or Lee and Virginia, you're on. Hey, Bobby.

How you all doing? Good, man. Hey, listen, so I was, I lived in the townhouse, and, you know, the stairs that go down the stairs have like down some stairs are landing, down from stairs a landing, down from stairs a landing, and then down to the bottom. And I had my baby, she was about my sweet, sweet little girl was about a week. I don't know, she's a couple weeks old, maybe. Not old. Not that old at all, infant still. And I was going down the stairs.

the first turn at the first landing and then caught my toe or something and I'm a big dude and I went over my toes neither one of my feet were able to get up from a get underneath me and I just started crashing towards the other landing she's in my arms and I'm believe it or not slow motion I was thinking 800 things at once and I put my elbows out straight you know and kind of cradled her up next to my body and I hit the floor My head hit the wall And the elbows hit the floor And luckily

You know, I don't think she actually Hit the floor But I was damaged Let me tell you You saved her though You saved her I think I did Well you're like a hero right there

You're a hero right there Okay I'm looking for some real drops though You don't be honest I love hero stories I'm looking for some real drops here Hey Donna Yes

Your husband dropped her daughter Your daughter He put her on an ottoman. She's about three months old, and I guess he thought she'd stay there by herself, but she rolled over and fell from the ottoman to the floor. Oh, dud? Yeah, and he didn't tell me he called my sister to make sure the baby was okay, and she called him out and called me.

Oh, come on. Snitches get stitches. Come on. Hey, Noel in New York. Hi. Hey, thanks for calling. What do you want to say? So my daughter was about one, and I had her on my life.

lap I was bending over to just quickly put my shoes on. And as I'm doing that, just, it was like slow motion. She just went head first, took a header right into the floor. And I started crying. She was crying. And I picked her up and I thought, okay, we're good. Until about a couple hours later, she was laughing. And I went, she was all right in the end, right? It was good, and now she sticks, and she actually just lost that tooth, so my husband goes to me, oh, you're finally off the hook. You know, a lot of people are texting and two going, yeah, we dropped our kids. It's almost a ride of passage to drop your kid at some point. Yeah.

So, hey, don't feel bad. That's the point of that story. I mean, don't feel good. But don't feel bad because that happens. Billy in Mississippi. What up, Billy? None. What a dude?

Tell me the story. Well, my son was about three years old, and I used to pick him up, and I would hold him by my ankles, and he would be, like, facing my butt. So you'd hold him by his ankles? Right. Yeah, yeah. He had a pair of socks, and we were at a family function, and I was holding him, and he wanted me to do that, so I did. Next thing I know, he comes out of his socks, head first on the floor. He gets up.

He's 22 now. and he's fine. He's a mascot at a university. And every time he does something stupid, I tell him, son, you mind the time I drop you on your head. That's what's wrong with you. Oh, man. That's funny. It's pretty helpless, too. As they start to sink toward the ground. I'm going to tell you. I had a good day yesterday. I like to recognize good days now. I know. Is it weird if you hear me say that?

I mean, a little bit. I'm like, wonder, okay, well, tell us a little bit about why it's so good. Well, it was just a lot of stuff. We had a good show. Yeah? That always starts the day on a good note or bad note. Had a good talk with Jake Owen yesterday after the show, who's a buddy of mine. And, man, we fight like brothers. And sometimes we fight. And sometimes we don't.

And we're in a really good spot right now. And so I was talking with Jake. It was good, super healthy. And so I had a good talk with... Do you feel like... Are you feeling like good and happy because you kind of have a girl? I don't have a girl. Hold on.

Let me finish my story here. Miss America was announced yesterday. I got a haircut yesterday, and here's the problem with the haircut. I have to balance somewhere between One Direction and Russell Crow. Oh, quite the difference. I got to be in the middle somewhere, because one false and I'm one direction, and then no, and I'm Russell Crow. You know, because I got to still kind of look cool, but not too cool, because I'm trying too hard. Yeah.

And so there's that. That's a fine line there. and I kind of hit it you know I was feeling pretty good about the haircut I got that one going Miss America was announced yeah dude it's huge you better be feeling good about that

I'm judging Miss America is having a pretty good day my friend Jared came over to play a game Madden last night Who won? Well he did but he hit me Oh he's crushing me he's like He's up six to one You gotta find a new friend then

It's stupid One that you can beat Yeah stupid So he came over and beat me But you know I'm getting pretty good Of my losses too Like I'm getting to be a better loser Oh okay

Oh wow that's huge Yeah Because it's more about the experience than always the winner of loss. You have not been good at losing. And I will not always be good at losing. So don't get any ideas, folks. But I think I was having a good time. We played Madden.

I got a note from my book publisher. They ordered thousands of more of my books because my book, fail until you don't, continues to sell. That's crazy. So all that's happened and it all happened yesterday. And I went to bed last night and I try to recognize because it's so easy to pick out the bad things and go, Oh man, that really stunk today.

I focused on that. But I didn't. I try to focus on the positive things. And if I have a few of them, I go, well, that's a good day. Chalk it up. And then I acknowledge it. Because when I acknowledge it later, it doesn't feel so foreign. Because I know Amy, when I said that, I was like,

oh, let me guess why you're a girl? No, actually, I just had a good day. And you guys know I had a good day. So I can feel good about having a good day next time. It doesn't feel so weird when I say it. Okay. But I had a good day yesterday. Good.

Yeah. Yeah. How about that Cole play album? Did you get pretty far? Did you fall asleep? Well, so here's the thing with the Coldplay album. I was having such a good day, my adrenaline was kind of pumping. You had to listen to it twice.

Well, so it's what happened. So I have some of the TV on in almost a month now. Oh, no. And so what happens is I go over and it's night. Time to go sleep, sleep. And so I turn on my Coldplay album, which I listen to every night when I go to sleep. And I said on the show yesterday that I've never had the full album play. Correct.

Maybe awake. So about six songs in. I realize I'm not going to sleep. I had too good of a day. If you're singing along, you're in trouble, right? I know, I'm in bed, and I'm like, sure, should go to sleep? Now, nobody said it was eating. So I turned it off because I want to break the streak.

Oh, man. And I turned on friends. Oh. What? Then you fell asleep for the TV show. Yeah, well, no, no, then I turned it off again later. And then I started out. I went and started over again

and fell back asleep I said, what's the night I'm telling you had a good day yesterday you know what, hate me if you want but I had a good day what do you have me to do whatever I feel like it's because of the girl I don't even have a girl

you're saying that and then listeners will come to me and go what's up with this girl and have a girl I'm trying to get you to talk to us about the girl so I'm just act like she exists even though I don't even know anything okay see see she knows nothing she knows nothing because there's nothing to know

go ahead ask me a question okay well I want to I want to go back to my original question of if do you think you're happier because you might have some, is there flirting going on? Yes, there's flirting going on. Flirting makes people, I feel like it gives you endorphins. It makes you feel happy. Makes you feel good about yourself.

I could see you laying in bed singing cold play because you're flirting. That's not flirting music. This, that could be your flirting music. Maybe for me, yes. Yes. Okay, well, have we discussed? Because I don't even know. I know that I talked about how you were bringing, you were asking me.

for suggestions of places to go, did you end up going? It wasn't a date so much, but we did meet for a drink. Oh. Okay. This is big news. Okay.

So. I know. Amy, I can't sabotage this thing too much. Because what happens is... Here's the thing. I feel like my listeners are more important than anybody, and I want them to know everything,

but I have to a little bit peel back about 20% as it's happening because it can hurt what's currently happening. Well, just so the listeners know, though, Me and lunchpals have no idea what you two are talking about. Yeah, we have no idea. We're so confused.

Guys, let me fill you in. The girl, I don't either. I just asked hoping that he'll answer. Okay, okay, good. Okay, here's the deal. This is the girl where the day... Nobody says. Bobby.

People listening right now want to know. Go ahead. So a friend texted Bobby like, hey, you should meet this girl, blah, blah, blah. So then Bobby was like, okay, and he slid into her DM. then they started communicating that way and now we've just learned that they did meet in person. What? Let me question, question.

Is her actual face-to-face looks and personality and all of that the same as her social media? Good question. It was super quick. So I'm going to say it wasn't worse. Amy, you're going to hear the, okay, listen to guys, I'm not cool. I'm going to tell you what happened.

And I got to stop because I can't get to, because I don't people think and share everything immediately. I know, I know I do. Okay. And I always will. Yeah. But just humor me. All right, all right.

So my week, it's so stupid. I don't have any open times in my schedule. You've seen my schedule, Amy. It's just dot, dot, dot, dot on my schedule. Every hour is accounted for from the time I wake up until really the time I go to bed. I've over-scheduled myself for the rest of the year. And the question was... We're August right now.

Yeah, I know. The question was, hey, what's your week looked like and had nothing? and then I went back and said, hey, I can move something. How about like a 5-15 to 6? I know. A small 45-minute window. I know. I'm such a loser.

But that's all I had. So, okay. So you get there. And then when that 45 minutes is up, because that probably went quick, where you like, I mean, she probably wasn't even finished sipping her drink. I had to go. And you were like, bye? No, I wasn't like bye, but she knew because I had let everybody know.

I'm very forthcoming about. what I have to do in my schedule. And also, let me say this. I always get places early in order. I told you, I order my Shirley Temple's early. Yes, yes. Because people question me about it. I'm like, what are you drinking?

And if I say Charlotte Temple, then they don't drink. And I don't want them not to drink. So you got the early ordered your Shirley Temple. And I told the waitress, I said, hey, listen, bring me a Charlie Temple in a small glass with lime on it. Good. And I'll just say, hey, let me get another one of those if I do want another one. Or I'll say something like, hey, let me get it.

Yeah, oh, I do. You slam it on the table? Give me another one. I was like, give me another road. Make it strong. I said, just don't mention it to Charlie Temple. Smart. Yeah, I know.

But yes, that's it. Did you? That's nothing to do with my day yesterday. I don't know. I feel like, I don't know. You haven't had flirting going on in a while, so I could see how it can make you happy. I'm just saying. What about all those other things I just mentioned?

So, all good stuff? All those are fantastic. But this is something different. Like, that's all work. Like, this is like, well, I mean, Jared coming over to play Madden, and that's pretty cool. but that happens like once a week on Sundays. Yeah. So.

Schedule it in. 45 minutes. I'm done talking about it. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So this woman learned that her best friend's four-year-old son, Silas, was diagnosed with stage four-year-old cancer. And she herself has an eight-year-old son.

So obviously they're all family friends. And her eight-year-old son is like, we got to do something. We need to help fundraise. I want to sell lemonade. So the mom called Home Depot to see if they would be willing to maybe donate the wood to build the lemonade stand. And Home Depot was like, yeah, sure, yeah, we'll get you the parts or whatever you need. Well, when she went to Home Depot to pick up the stuff to build it, the workers at Home Depot had built a lemonade stand. Oh, come on.

So when she got there, they had a whole stand ready to go. Come on. Come on. That's a good one. That was tell me something good. Do you see the Waffle House employees fight each other if a dishes? No. Lunchbox.

Lunchbox. Yeah. There is an update on that, though. I meant to get to it a bit ago. But in Lunchbox's house for a week or so, there was a dish fight. Yeah, unspoken dish fight. I cooked dinner. She didn't do the dishes, so they've been sitting there.

And finally, they're not sitting there. They're gone. Who washed them? She did. Oh, wow. You didn't even... No, I came home from work yesterday, and she was just like... The dishes were done.

I was like, thank you. She goes, yeah, I just noticed the dishes were kind of piling up, so I went ahead and did them. You think she heard it on the radio? I think so, but she tried to play it cool, like, oh, I just noticed they were piling up. I think she was like, oh, I'm losing this fight, and he's never going to do them, so I'm going to go ahead and do them.

But, hey, whatever, I said thank you. And I went and took a nap. We're good. The shocking moment when a braw breaks out between two Waffle House employees during an argument over who should have washed the dishes, can I tell you how awesome it would be to be sitting in a seat? at the bar at the Waffle House and to watch two people fight behind the bar

that would be so awesome to just record on Insta story that's the only reason because that stuff would spread word of mouth I get so many followers man

Elena in DC she's back everybody hi Elena hi Elena it's Alana but yeah hi well Alana what can I do for you I'm just really excited for your Washington or your

women in country radio show this weekend and I just wanted to know how to listen. Is it going to be at a certain time or is it going to be like a podcast? I would assume, because you probably listen on WMZQ, like 130 stations or so are running this show as of right now. And if you're new, I decided, because I don't program music nationally.

I have nothing to do with it. But what I can do is create shows. And I can create these shows and do what I can do inside of a show. So I created this show called the Women of Art Country, where it's nothing but me just playing female artists for exposure, to, push them up the chart for every reason

that is so deliberate as possible. There's no veil like, oh, I wonder what Bob is up to. No, it's just to expose ears and eyeballs and programmers to how awesome these female artists are and they're not getting the attention they deserve. So, since I don't program music on a national level, I don't program other companies.

I don't do anything musically except play the songs I like. I created the show, and 130 stations have picked it up, and it will be running. I would assume it runs over the weekend every weekend. I'm playing, for example, established artists, awesome songs to remind people how awesome

some of these songs are from women, like Leanne Womack, even songs that are current hits now, like Carrie Underwood. And even exposing new artists like Rachel Womack, who maybe you don't know yet.

I'm about to play it on a show, you're about to know it? This song called Damage. And I sing along with every song. Love can do. Some damage. But that's the real hook about it as I sing along with all the songs. You have to listen to that the whole show.

Oh, I can't wait. But yeah, it'll probably be on Saturday or Sunday. And I don't know how every station does, Elaine. I just know that there's like 130 of them committed right now. Awesome. Well, I'm so excited to sing along too. Thank you so much for doing that, Bobby. Well, listen, I've done no interviews.

I said this yesterday because I don't want it to be about me. So they've all been asking. Can we talk to you? You cannot talk to me. Listen to me. Talk on the show. Amy, what you'd like to say about that? I'm super excited about it.

I think it's going to be amazing. She has spoken. Amy shakes her ice cup on the air as hard as possible. I know. Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa. My question is, how long we've been doing a radio show? Long time, right? This long time.

Yeah, yeah. Hey, Morgan number two, let me ask you a question. What was the movie that was getting delayed? Top Gun, Maverick. Oh, that's Top Gun 2? Yeah. Oh, bummer. I thought so, too.

I was looking forward to it. Wait, how long is it getting delayed? It's getting pushed back a year, so it won't come out until June of 2020. A year? Why don't they push you back a year? They're working out logistics to make sure everything adds up with new technologies and planes. Oh my gosh. Okay.

Calm down. Like, they don't have to have everything right. No one cares that much. Amy tells him to calm down. Tom Cruise isn't getting any younger. Yeah, but I'm telling you, he can do it, man. You know what happened last night is Chris Daughtry came over to my house? Yeah, saw that.

You see the picture on Instagram? I did. And I was like, wow. I mean, because I remember back in the day. Oh, and we talked about it, too. I mean, so Chris Daughtry has some monster hits, by the way, like Home. He sold over 8 million records. He's the third biggest alum of Idol after Carrie and Kelly.

Maybe not in that order, but yeah, he's third. Wow. Yeah. So see if you know these songs, right? This one's amazing. He wrote this by himself or this feels like tonight. He had three or four, Eddie, that you'd just be like, oh, my goodness. I never heard that one.

You don't know feels like. What? No. Even lunchbox knows that one. It's weird. Wow. So the deal was, Chris Dodger and I weren't on good terms a long time ago. And it just was a thing.

And finally it was like, hey, he lives in Nashville. He's like, I want to come over. I said, cool, let's figure out what's going on. Let's stop this thing out. I'm an adult now. As Eric Church would say, I'm a grown A man. Yeah. And so is he.

And so he came over. And he was just, what happened? I said, hey, man, we're in Wichita. I told him the story. Here, they said, hey, can we take a picture? with you and you said you can take a picture of me not with me and I was like oh I said that you did I would I and usually it's the other way around because I do have people that go can I take a picture of you I'm like no take one with me why would I say that but again first of all I was 26 and

I was an idiot back then so we just talked about it that's cool and then he goes and he remembered something that I didn't we did an interview with them on the phone and he hung up on us yeah oh oh yeah And I didn't remember that. And I was like, you sure that's us? And I said, oh, yeah, that probably is. You're like, but then again, I was 26 back then. Well, and I said the same thing,

because I obviously have had, and listen, whenever people, even myself, whenever we get a little honorary or a little egotistical, it's just because we're hurting or scared. That's what it is. That's what I always was, and still am sometimes. I've really tried to fix that. But that's where that anger or,

it all comes from some sort of inferiority complex. And I have it. And I always felt less than growing up. I grew up super poor and super small, and I've kept that. And I've tried to slowly shed that skin. And so I said to him the same thing in the internet. I said, you know what?

I'm in the same way. I was at fault too. But I'm so not that dude anymore. And I would love the opportunity to meet him face to face and hash this out because. You're talking about meeting me. Like, that's the last thing I want people to take away. I do know that I had a tendency. I was stupid.

I was young. I didn't know what I was doing. I was thrown into this industry. So it ended up being good. It was good. But, I mean, I don't remember. Why do you hang up on us? Probably because we were idiots.

We asked them some questions like, do you? Do you remember this? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What did we ask? We asked him if he wants his white to wear granny panties or a thong. Oh, my gosh. Wait, what? We were idiots.

Oh, my gosh. And I think that's the question where it was over. How do you remember that? Did you ask him that? Yeah. Okay, Lunchbox asked him that. Okay. I mean, we just asked them really dumb questions.

I think we just everybody dumb questions. Yes, and that's what I'm saying. I think that was the question where it was, eh. Yeah. And that was after the incident where he's, in my mind. But Lunchbox remembers the thing in Wichita, too. Oh, yeah. I remember that.

I remember that. I'm pretty sure that the incident had happened where he said that to you at the meet and greet. And then we had an opportunity to do the phone. interview with him and you're like okay fine we'll do it but I don't care and we're just going to make it ridiculous and it went really ridiculous and lunchbox asked questions yes that's 100% how it went down that's the thing I would do I'm like I don't care put him on let's just put yeah I don't care it puts him off again yeah don't ask him anything about like what he's actually on for boy that is a little bit like I eat to do sounds like me it does so my thing is if I can just

be totally forthcoming here like I really don't lie because I can't remember or I would lie all the time. I'll be on the show telling all these fake stories just creating great content and doing fake stuff and putting it on fake content but I can't remember

I can't remember my lies so I don't lie so sometimes I can go I wonder what I said in that situation and I would just think what would I say now

and that was what I said and when you said that thing I'd be like oh I would totally do that yeah yeah that's something I would for sure used to do so yeah it's on the Bobbycast

if you search Bobbycast Chris Dottry came over talking about Daughtry it was good there was just that part we talked about it like grown amen yeah that sounds cool yeah still doing music and still just living the life yeah putting out records people still well so I mean we talked about other stuff like do you remember fuel anybody else remember that yeah okay awesome so they asked him to be the lead singer and we talked about that they hit me up when they knew that I wasn't on

the show anymore so they did hit you up and actually they went on in entertainment tonight and actually did a blurb on that saying, hey, Chris Daughtry, you know, we're looking for a singer, hit us up. And it was weird. So it's the new Chris Daughtry Bobbycast. But aside from it being the Bobbycast, I think it's just fun to talk about. But he came over. So why wouldn't he do that? Go and be fuels dude. Well, you got to understand American Idol was a monster then. I think fourth season. Yeah, that's true. It was peaking then. And why would, Would you want to go be the lead singer of another band when you can do your own thing?

You probably wouldn't even know who he is today if he did that. Well, Adam Lamberg did it and he... He tried solo. He tried, sure. I didn't know that. I just thought he went straight to that. Queen. Queen.

Queen. But yeah, that's there. But, man, I actually had a good time. We had a good time. There's a picture of us on Instagram. And he was wearing a lot of jewelry and I was like, man, how do you wear jewelry? I'm trying to wear one chain. You're having trouble with one chain.

Everyone put this one chain on. Do you still have it on? Amy, look, of course I have it on. On Amy. Sorry, sometimes you have it hanging out of your hoodie, and today it's hidden. His chain hangs low. Yeah, my chain hangs low. Sometimes it dabbles to the flow, but it has nothing on the bottom of it,

and I need a charm, maybe a bee on it. Does my chain hang low? Maybe not a bee or a microphone. I don't know what to put on it or no. So, yeah, I have a chain. That was off the dome right there. It was terrible, though. It was just saying.

Free line. It was freestyle right there. Freelance. Oh my goodness. That's a difference than a rapper of me. I do freelance. You want to hear my freelance? Give me the beat.

Man, sometimes I get nicknames that I just don't like. But you know the one I do like what they call me? Oh, country music's youngest historian. Yeah. The Bobby Bones Show on this day in country music. We mentioned it this morning, but on this day, 19 years ago, fly from the Dixie Chicks comes out. Are you kidding?

It's just so good. And maybe it's just so good because it was our. time we were growing up and we're becoming adults. No, it's just good. 1990. I know, I know, but it's so good. I was just sitting here thinking about it again while that last song played. I was like, you know it was good.

The Dixie Chicks. 1999, this comes out. This song, this whole record. And so it's like, this song was the first time of my life I ever wanted a cowboy to take me away. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I never really knew it was a thing and I heard it.

It never happened? Yeah, no. No, no. Like, huh, I get it. Come on, and with it. Because without you, I'm not over. Did somebody sing that on our show as a cover once? Do you guys know?

Ooh. And then goodbye, Earl. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just wanted to revisit that because I love that record so much. I'm such a big fan of the Dixie Chicks. Yeah.

They were going to get back together. They are back together. They're doing stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think they were. I don't think they have any. I hope they play all the hits. I don't know.

Who goes to a concert? I don't go to a concert. I don't either really. I'm like a hundred. Unless it's a 90s band, Bobby and I will go. That's about it. Eddie and I would go watch Marcy Playground. Matchbox 20.

Yeah. But Keith Urban's the town. We're like, we see Keith all the time. We're tired. But yeah, oh, the gin blossoms are coming. Hold us back. It's terrible.

So, yeah, that happened. To be fair, I'm on the road doing stand-up most weekends. But yeah, that is kind of how it is, though. Of course. We're like cake? Count us in. Al Dean?

Now, he's really good. I got a tickle on my throat. Not this weekend. It's a bad weekend for me. We're so jaded. I know. You want to talk about Drake for a second? Because I think this is interesting.

God's plan. Drake is dating a recent high school graduate. Drake's... What? Ah! Hey. Were they held back? What do I always say?

Amy said, were they held back? That's right. Fair question, Amy. Drake 31 is rumored to be in a relationship with an 18-year-old Bellet Harris. No. Please tell me Drake's age. 31. Started from the bottom now we're here.

Started from the bottom now my whole team here. I mean, kids do love his music. Yeah, your kids do. But you can't date then. I'm sure that his girlfriend's been a fan for a while. She graduated high school in June, according to the report You only live once, that's the model Niko Yolo, and we bought it every day,

every day, every day. There's a picture of her. Mike is showing it to me now. She looks at least 19. Was she even alive when the Dixie Chicks' record came out? She has no idea. Fly came out before she was born. No.

She graduated with honors. She has one of those sashes with honors, and once you move that tassel from the right to the left, You're good to go. Yeah? Open for business? Open for business. Once they walk that stage.

You are disgusting. Yeah. What can you show me that would change my mind? She's hot. She's 18 years old. Check out her Instagram. Okay. This is what he does.

Amy. Lunchbox sits over there in the corner and just looks up hot girls on the computer the whole time. And you walk by and you're like, why are you looking at something called Tiffany's bikini shots? It's like, oh, is Link from a story that I was doing research on? Interesting story. Yeah, this Tiffany. She's on the beach. Tell me that looks 18.

I'm not answering your question. I'm not answering your question. Don't look at that. Tell me that looks 18. Maybe the creepiest thing I've ever heard on the show. Put your computer down. Of all the creepy things ever, tell me that... She doesn't look 18.

What'd you say, tell me that looks 18? Yeah. That's gross. I mean, if you think that's only 18, whatever. No, she is 18. Well, she doesn't look only 18. Okay. Bye everybody. Winzo.

Hey. Mr. Bobby Bones Let's go. We're transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bolls show. That's right. Ah, here are you. Did you hear me talking to the microphone?

Yeah, you good, okay. Let's do it. Get it over with. I was talking about Amy's piles. Let's get it in and out here. I didn't know. I didn't know much wrong. I didn't hear that.

No problem, no problem. No. I was like, hey. Hurry, hurry. Let's start. I'll get it over with. I was like, let's get it over with. No, I said, let's see that way.

Okay. I didn't know the microphone was up. I was like, let's get it in and out. Come on, come on, let's go. Sometimes I get behind and the bosses yell at me if we're behind on minutes. But if you heard that, that's what just happened. What can you do about it?

What can you do? I did say it. We're behind on time. So let's just get it in and out and get it over with. Here's Amy's Pile of Stories. So it's Labor Day Weekend, and I thought I'd share with you some things you could save money on

if you're looking to buy a couple of these things. Now is the time to buy a mattress. And, you know, a lot of times people don't want to do that. Shout out, sleep number is what we sleep on. But it's really popular time for mattress sales is Labor Day weekend, along with other furniture and appliances. Also, Apple has plans to announce their new iPhone, September 12th. So you should be able to score last year's model of an iPhone at a discount. And then lastly, plane tickets.

There's a whole study that follows holiday airfare. and if you want to travel for Thanksgiving or Christmas, go ahead and plan your trip now and you could save money on your plane ticket this weekend. That's good stuff to know. The iPhone thing kind of resonates with me. You don't really need the newest version. I do that sometimes because I'm like,

I don't have any friends, so I might as well get the newest friend. But that's cool. Who needs the newest version, really? That's a good thing. What else? Hey, so I can't remember if a police officer has ever called in to tell us if this is true or not, but I was reading another thing this morning that talked about how

It's the end of the month. It's actually the last day of the month today. So be on the lookout when you're driving because cops really do give tickets at the end of the month if they're trying to do something. And I always thought cops called in and we're like, we don't really have a quota. So that's not really true. But I saw the five days on average when cops issued the most tickets. And it's the 29th through like the 31st. Oh, is that right?

Well, this is turning to do a pretty interesting pile of stories. You got to be honest with you. Yeah, go ahead. What else got over there? I'm just trying to save people from getting some tickets. I like that. And then lastly, I mean, this is just super cool. Saw a picture of it.

There's an army of pink Cadillacs lining the streets outside of a rank of Franklin's funeral this morning. And, I mean, there's like a hundred pink Cadillacs. A lot of people that are getting to, if they have a pink Cadillac, they're getting to be a part of the procession and they just get to show up. So it's a really emotional experience for them to ride along. And a lot of these people happen to be married. Mary Kay salespeople because that's what else. That's funny. Pink Cadillacs.

But they range, you know, from older Cadillacs to newer models. And they're just all parked outside. And it's inspired from Aretha's song Freeway of Love. And that's where the idea came from. And then once the funeral's over and they do the procession, the pink catalogs will drive. And I think it's going to look super cool. Wow. That's a good.

It's a good pile. I've never heard a better one, actually. It's pretty good. Yeah. I've got to spend some time on it. My bad. My bad, my bad. The time's

The boss is yelling me For not being on time. It's okay, I mean, that's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. Bobby Boom, come on. It's so hard to say goodbye

to a week's worth of good shows. Thank you. Amy, your plans for the three-day weekend? Going to the beach. Yeah. You want to say what beach or is that secret?

No, it's Florida. like Panama, I'm flying to Panama City. Take me down to Panama City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. Yeah. Yeah, that's going to be meat. Yeah, like one piece or two piece? Two piece? Wow.

What's happening? I know. Whoa. I know. Wow. I know I'm normally the one piece girl. You are. We'll see if I even, who knows.

I don't know. It's the kids first time to go, so I'll probably be chasing them around with my cover-up on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That cover-up just used to be your swimsuit, though. It's a funny thing. Well, well, well, lunchbox, three-day weekend. I'll be hanging out with the wife and the kid,

and I'll be expecting pictures from Amy. I want you to go by the Florida Bama Shorehouse. That's all I care about. What's that? It's a TV show on MTV where they go to Panama and they film people living in a house and they party. What's that? What's that?

You guys don't know who that is? What's that? Okay, I'll add that to my list of things to do with my kids at the beach. Bobby, you? I have a couple things. One, I did a six show residency, what they call it, in Nashville, where I'm doing six comedy shows. I have two of them this weekend. And so I'm doing that tomorrow.

I have two stand-up shows. You know, I think I'm going to take some me time. Let me tell you guys. Something about me time. I live in me time. So now people are like, Bob, you just need some use some me time. I always live in me time. That's every day.

I need somebody else time. You know, that's what I need. I hire one of those cuddlers to come up at my house. Mike D. No, but like a real one. He's not a pro. Like, we do it, but he's amateur. You know, I need one of those pro cuddlers.

You need someone knows what they're doing. Because you get what you pay for. Yeah. I don't one of those good cuddlers that Whisper Sweet Nothing. Oh, wow. Mike doesn't talk. Right. Quiet, Mike.

He's all like, do you like, do you like this cuddle? I'm like, yeah. Am I doing it right? Mike, how it does. Does that feel good? Hell, stop. It is cuddling. That's all.

Hit it up. Hit what up. Hit what up. Hit what up. Twitter's all of it. We're done. Can't wait. Can't wait. Can't wait to sleep for a couple days.

I'm going to do that, too. I got some other stuff going on. Don't worry about me, okay? Mm-hmm. Yeah, you do. Can't talk about... Shut up. Bye.

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