The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Writes Lindsay A Song & Holding Hands in Public

Episode Date: May 17, 2017

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Welcome to Wednesday show. Appreciate everybody waking up with us. Good morning. Morning. 43 days until Amy gets our kids. I mean, yes. 43 days until Amy gets our kids. They're moving into the house.

It's like the kid tracker that's not really official. but okay. You said we could track the kids, so we're tracking the kids. I know. We're tracking. Yeah, we can keep tracking this. It's going to be fun. Maybe it'll happen sooner.

What if it happens before? That'd be crazy. That'd be crazy. That'd be like, what? You're actually going to do something on time? This is nuts. Eddie has two kids. I do.

Do you see yourself in those kids? Oh my gosh. Do I not? Yes. I mean, both my wife and I do, and it's weird because my son, actually, my three-year-old, just did something that I used to do all the time. He sits in the backseat telling us when to go or stop when he sees the red light or the green light.

He sits back there. He's like, it's red. You got to stop. And then we're like, okay, thanks. We know how to drive. Like, got it. But then my mom was telling me, he's like, used to do that all the time. Like, that's what you did.

You were a backseat driver. And I thought that was so cool. Like, that has nothing to do with me. I didn't teach him that. That's just in our blood. Do you see little mannerisms in them that are you, though? Yes. I see, like, junior, the nine-year-old, he's very, like, calm and the way he walks is like me.

Physically? Yeah, just slow and... Oh, that's right. Just chill, laid back. Is he late? Late. I think if I let him get places on his own, he'd be really late, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. That's how to handle Eddie. If I let him get places on his level late, he'd always be late. Recognizing people, doing cool, It's ICU. This guy named Richard Gamera, former gang member, spent seven years behind bars for assault and weapons conviction. When he got out, he was like, I got to change this. This month he'll graduate from an Ivy League school, Columbia, with a master's degree in public health.

He intends to use his degree to steer others away from the path that landed him in the state prison system. Like, one, he went to jail, two he got out, three, he went to an Ivy League school. Wow, yeah. That is crazy. good with it. So I see you. Like, on so many levels. And I hope you go and live a life helping other people go a different route than the one you went with. So I see you, I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories.

It's producer Raymond in weather news. Tornadoes touched down and caused damage in rural towns in Wisconsin and Oklahoma. Severe storms are expected again today. We are now learning more about that air Canada flight from Jamaica to Toronto that had to be diverted to Orlando. Apparently the passenger attacked a crew with coffee pots and tried to open the cabin door. He was restrained. The man has been arrested. And finally, congrats to the Boston Celtics.

They won the draft lottery. They get the number one pick in the NBA draft coming up next month. All right, time for the positivity. Time now for a second what we call. Tell me something good. Let's go. I'm going to go first. A Wisconsin police officer.

By the way, it's just scrolling Facebook. It's like, da-da-da-da, just scroll on Facebook. Seiz a mom's like, I need a kidney for my 8-year-old son. She didn't know the family, but one of her friends had, like, commented on it, so it popped up into her feed. You know how that works? Yeah. And she was like, huh, let me test, see if I'm a match. She tested, she's the match.

She passed. She's donating her kidney to the 8-year-old. That is crazy. Wow. Wow. Like we see stuff and we click stuff And maybe sometimes we donate money And maybe sometimes we put

But that's what that's crazy Yeah, it's like the ultimate gift, wow How just selfless Amy, you're up Well this woman Melissa and her husband They were renovating their New Jersey home And they found a love letter that was written by a former occupant Over 70 years ago

The letter was postmarked May 1945 I mean the card had been there obviously for decades Even with them living there Well, they read the letter and it was written by a wife to her husband who was serving in World War II. They went to Facebook, tracked him down. He's 96 years old. They gave him the letter.

Wow. Isn't that cool? That's pretty cool. He loved it, obviously, getting it back. Wow. Lunchbox. At his heaviest, Ronnie weighed 675 pounds. He's like, man, I got to change something.

Went to the gym, got a trainer, lost 458 pounds. And why is that the gym? There was this girl that was also on her weight loss journey. and Andrew thought he was cute. They get together. Total, they lost 600 pounds and they got married. Well, yeah, I saw that on the news. That's crazy.

They lost all that weight together. One of them's crazy. Like, two of them. Wow. They had each other, too, which is cool. Like, to go through it together. There you go. What'd you do yesterday?

Ooh, I did some yoga and I hit my 10,000 steps. That's a good day. Those steps. My girlfriend talked about that all the time. I know I'm starting to get into it. I know she's way more into it than me, but I'm starting to get there. She was like, do I know how many steps I walked? And I'm like, oh, like, I really don't.

But I say, dude, I say yes just because it's just easier. Yeah. And so I'll go, yeah. But once she was like, hey, guess how many steps I walked? And I was like, I don't know, 100,000. And she was like, why do you ruin everything? Yeah, that's ruining it because nobody watches. I don't know how many steps of human walks in a day.

That's like saying, hey, Amy, how many breaths do you think I took today? Well, do you have a thing that monitors that? No, but it's the same thing. I have no idea how many steps you took it today? No, it's not. Well, how many steps did you take yesterday? I'm no idea. You don't even know.

What'd you even deal? I was in New York yesterday morning, so we finished the show yesterday. Probably a lot of steps there. No. Oh. I mean, I don't really, whatever. So I was in New York and then we flew back. I did a couple of interviews.

I did one with the Wichita newspaper. And I did one for, they were doing some profile piece. A reporter came to my house yesterday. and then I did a bobbycast and then we wrote some musical It was a long day, long day Oh, long day

Probably not a lot of steps though It was the 3 a.m. till 11 p.m. Dang. Yeah, that was the bad ones. It was a bad one. Yeah, it was a bad one. In a wonderful way. I don't mind.

I don't mind the work. It's just the not sleeping is the part that gets me. But I used that app last night. I'm telling you, this app is a lifesaver for me and it doesn't always work. but, because it doesn't put me back to sleep if I wake up.

But this thing's called the sleep button. Yeah, and it goes, now I will tell you a scenario, think about it for seven seconds, and then go to the next scenario. I don't remember it. Like, I turned it on.

You just fall asleep. I think I'm hypnotized by this thing. I think it has some sort of magical hypnosis in it. That's awesome. Because it's like, a loaf of bread. And boom, I'm thinking of a loaf of bread. Right? Yeah.

And I'm like, bam, I love white bread. I love like Wonderbread. And so it's like, then it goes, boom, the next thing, ice cream on a warm day. And I'm like, whoa, okay, switch it up here. Ice cream on. I get hungry. So it's not just food stuff, but it was good. Like that app, man, it's a life changer for me.

It has been so far. I think I'll get used to it eventually. But it's good. It's good. Peyton to host the Svi Awards. Zach Ephron to play Ted Bundy in a biopic. That Ted Bundy was a weird dude. He'd dressed up as a clown.

He was like a serial killer. So crazy. That would be a dark role for Zach to play. Yeah. I guess you're right It would be a dark roll It's hard, yeah Lifetime's making a movie

About the last two years of Michael Jackson's life I love me a good lifetime movie I don't believe them though That's the problem with Lifetime movies They're so over the top That I don't believe This will be accurate

It's like when they made the movies Which Network made like to say By the Bell remake Did Lifetime do those? Oh lifetime I'm pretty sure And Full House And Britney Spears They're always like they're not accurate at all

Okay Well I think these are when they're making it about the life. I mean, I know they have really dramatic movies. No, but those other ones are about lives, too. Like, they're supposed to be biopics of the show. Okay.

Eddie Lacey of the Seattle Seahawks got a $55,000 bonus for weighing in at $255,000. So he had a weight clause in his contract? Yeah. At $255. So we waited at $253, got paid $55,000. Okay, so that's why he got the bonus. It has to be in their contract. Yes.

You don't just get the bonus because you weigh that. I was like, dang. He was putting on a lot of weight, and he's a running back. and you can't really be fat. He was putting it on because he was just having too much fun with food. I don't know why. Could be an emotional thing. Could be he just loves a good steak, you know.

But he hit it and he made $55,000. What if we had that in our contract here? We don't really need it. Like they need him to stay at a weight so we can perform. That would be awesome. What kind of fitness bonus do you want? Nothing. Just, I don't know.

Steps? If you reach 10,000 steps, you get $30. Yeah, if you sleep a certain amount of hours, you get money to pay. Oh, now we're talking. Bobby Bonesh. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Carrie Underwood has been in talks with ABC to join the judges panel on the American Idol reboot.

Also in talks is season five finalist Chris Daughtry, and then it is official that Katie Perry has joined as a judge. No to Chris Daughtry. I tell you later, but I did it. He was not a good dude when I met him. Well, congratulations are in order to Brantley Gilbert. He and his wife are pregnant after trying for almost two years. At one point, they were told it wasn't in the card, so super excited for them. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny.

Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. It drives me crazy. Let's give your scenario, Amy, for example. Whenever you're just throwing hints out and you expect people to pick up your hints, because you want a Fitbit. Yeah, I do. I'm making all kinds of hints.

Just say I would like a Fitbit. Oh, well, I thought, to my husband, I have casually been like, oh. But the words casually. Well, because I thought he would give it to me for Mother's Day. I even started talking about how I wonder if my steps on my iPhone are accurate because I keep hearing they're not accurate and I don't always have my phone with me. And I'm really trying to hit my goal. And I wonder how my steps will increase once we have kids. But that's not saying, please buy me a Fitbit.

Oh, I thought it was like kids, steps. Mother's Day, duh. Just say it. Hey, I would like a Fitbit. Okay. It saves you being resentful toward him. I'm not resentful. A little bit.

And I'm resentful towards you. Well, sort of. Why would you resentful toward me? I'm just kidding. He told me that he was sort of picking up on my hints, but you've always said not to get women exercise gear. No, unless they asked for it. Oh. Like, I bought my girlfriend one because she wanted it.

I knew she wanted a Fitbit. She was like, man, she would like a Fitbit. Oh. And I was like, this is the way to communicate. So she's good at it. Because then I bought her a Fitbit. Yeah. I didn't know you're using your phone.

We're talking about that earlier. You're using your phone steps. Yeah, that's how I get my steps. Yeah, it's okay to buy exercise stuff as long as it's asked for. If you just show up with the, got your gym gift card, got your Fitbit. I know you've never actually wanted one or even, but got you a lot of something here. A little surprise gift. Oh, yeah, with some running shoes.

And then do that noise. Got your little treat here today. Come on over here. Okay, got it. So just say, hey, I'd like a Fitbit and then he'll get you one that everybody's happy. I know. I know. I know. You're Lindsay's Fitbit. That's the legit Fitbit. Hers is like, hers gets text messages?

Yeah, hers is like, I just, I want the probably two things smaller version of that. I'm new to the Fitbit world. Hers, like, tells me what mood she's into. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it's like an old mood ring from back in the day. I need that. If it's like green, I'm like, approach. Oh, I need it to tell me what kind of mood I'm in.

If it's red, I stay away. But it does get text messages and stuff. That's cool. Yeah. All right. Bonus. I see you. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. I see you to Lucky Charms because General Mills announced they're giving away 10,000 boxes of marshmallow only Lucky Charms. I used to eat Lucky Charms as a kid a lot, and I would eat all of the wheat, grainy ones first.

Yeah. And then have all the marshmallows at the end. That's kind of how I live my life first. I believe I'm doing all the work first, and if there's any joy to have you have it when you're done with all the work. Wow. I had to mix the marshmallow with the... I like being mixed. Sometimes too much sugar all at once.

I think the Lucky Charms challenge is how we all look at life. As kids, we kind of live our life the same way. You like a little work, a little balance at the same time. Yeah. Me, I like all work, and then if there's time, I have the marshmallows. So you could do that test with kids. Just put a bowl of Lucky Charms with them, see how they eat it.

And then send them to whichever college I think they should go to. Okay. Okay. You saved all your marshmallows. You go to Harvard. You... What? Where do I get to go?

Hmm. Oh, all of a sudden you get to go to Harvard. Yeah, yeah, I'm making rules. Why would I not send me to Harvard? I'm making the rules here this game. Okay. I see you. That was I see you.

Bobby Bones show. There's only I see you because I think a full box of marshmallow lucky charms is cool. It's awesome. Yeah. Hey Morgan, come here. Morgan's our producer. You don't hear on the air a whole lot, but, man, her face is, I mean, and, unless I'm not being rude. As R. Kelly would say, I'm not trying to be rude, but, man, you are a public service announcement for

people to put on sunscreen. Because Morgan decided to take a nap on a bench at the beach with no sunscreen on her face, and your face is burnt up. I know. And it still hurt so bad. And at this point, I'm hoping it doesn't scar my face. It's, I mean, it's crazy. Have you talked to a doctor or anything?

No, I've not been to a doctor. Should I? I don't know. Now you're worried about it scarring your face, maybe. I mean, look at it. What do you think? Yeah. I would go to a doctor.

That's a burn. It's a severe burn. Yeah. I'm not happy about it at all. It was a very bad decision on my part. Well, and I mean, to be fair, you had issues with your skin. You had an allergic reaction to your sunscreen. To be fair. You still have to know if you're out in the sun.

I know, but it's not like, we're being fair. We got to be fair. I didn't want to, it to appear as like Morgan was just trying to be careless out in the sun. Like, oh, hey, I don't care about sunscreen ever. But people do get careless out in the sun. That's why I'm saying, guys, don't be careless out in the sun because this can happen. Morgan's face is burnt up. Yeah.

I've never seen it like this before. And it's one side of my face, too. So we know that you sleep on your right side. Right. Little things you learn. Well, I don't even know what to say, except, man, that's, that, like, pain is cool. I hate, like, people looking at me. I'll go out in public and people just stare at me and I feel so awkward.

You can't even talk right. I know. You can't even open your mouth all the way. Like, the side of my mouth is cracking. I just, I'm over it. Learning experience. Yeah, for sure. For you and for our listeners.

To be fair, just wear sunscreen. Okay. Sometimes you have to take the fall to help others. Think of it. Look it that way. I took it for the team this time. And you now know in the future, too. I bet you'll never forget it.

Thank you, Morgan. It is bad, man. There's a video on Facebook if anybody wants to see it. All right, go over to our Facebook page and check it out. The Funk Soul Brother, right about now. So hackers are holding the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie for ransom. Ooh, that's the one. Yeah.

They're seeking payment in exchange for not releasing it. They're asking for a ton of money. Everybody wants it Bitcoin, because you can't track Bitcoin. And Bitcoin's a currency online. buy. It's like online money. Yeah. You can't track it. Disney's working with the FBI. They say they will not pay. Another group of hackers did this with Orange is the New Black.

There was the ransomware that was out popping up in people's computers, and it was shutting down completely hospitals over in Europe. So ambulance were getting thrown off. Like, it's a serious thing. And it would come up and take over the whole system and go, we went $300 in Bitcoin or we've got all your files, we're going to crash everything. They're going to be doing this to cars, to airplanes. This is the new terrorist attack. Oh goodness. Don't say airplanes. Everything that has the computer is able to be hacked.

I know, but let's just... Everything on your computer could be hacked and put out there tomorrow like that. Fine, but an airplane, no. I know that it's a possibility. Okay, you can say no, but anything with a computer can be... That's hooked up to something can be hacked into, which is crazy. I know. I don't like thinking about it.

Well, if you don't think about it, it still happens. Hopefully pilots can just, you know... No. What? There's no just. unless you want to roll analog and like pedal with their feet and get the plane going

stone style? Yeah. Like, right brothers? That's what's going to happen. Okay. Let's go. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show.

Erica, North Carolina's on the phone. Hi, Erica. Hello. Thank you for calling. What's going on? I was listening to the radio station about somebody who had burns on their face. Yeah.

Our producer's burnt up like, like it's, it looks like she was burnt with like a lighter or something. Hot, yeah. She needs to take. egg whites and put it on her face and let it dry and wash it off and it'll go away extremely quickly with no blisters or anything. Oh. I never heard the egg white thing.

Thank you for that. I'll look that up. Amy was getting mad at me because I wasn't being fair. When? A minute ago, you're like, well, to be fair, she didn't know. But I think a lot of people get burnt because they don't know. I know. I just don't want people to paint her as the non-senscream ever type girl.

Dana. Hi, good morning. Thank you very much for calling. What's going on? Well, I was calling about Morgan several years ago. When I was 21, I got a really bad burn at the beach and went to the doctor that gave me some special burn cream. But he flat out told me if I ever got skin cancer, I would know what caused it. Oh, my gosh.

She should definitely go to the doctor and make sure that she gets checked out because there's probably something they can do to help mitigate it. Thank you for the call. Appreciate that. And I recommend the same thing like go to the doctor. Doctors aren't fun. They're not easy to get into, but it's bad. Go to our Facebook page if you want to see it. A man wore a Home Depot apron to go into Home Depot and steal air conditioners.

Oh. Because he was like, no one's going to no difference. Because he's just going to have on an orange apron. Yeah. Police say a man put on an orange Home Depot apron, act like an employee, started stealing air conditioners. Wow. People get greedy, though.

He has two of them in his truck. Uh-huh. He has to go back for another one. He's like, I got him to get one more. That's when he got caught. Oh, no. Like take the two and go home. First of all, don't do it.

But if you do, maybe after one, you just go, got it. Let me get out of here. Right. But a manager said, wait, I don't notice, like, I don't know you. Like, I don't notice that name. I don't even see it on the list of employees. And so they got him. The name said Shannon on it.

He said, there's no Shannon that works here? They call police like, hey, so name Shannon's a person. Boom, got him. Got the two air conditioners. How about that? Wow. Greedy criminals. Nice try, though.

Is it? Well, I mean, I don't know. You know, summer's coming up, and so that means kids are out of school. Eddie, I know you have two kids, nine-year-old and a three-year-old. That just snuck up on me. I had no idea that summer, I mean, junior, junior, my three-year-old, he's out. This is his last week. And then he's out for three months, I guess.

And then junior, right after that, my nine-year-old, I don't. This is when parents start thinking like, okay, what do I do to keep him busy for three months? I have no idea, dude. We're going to start looking for summer camps or something. Is that normal for a three-year-old? Three-year-old to go to school? No, it's like pre- preschool. That's what I'm saying.

Like, is that normal? Yeah, because he goes three times. It's not really normal, but he goes three times a week just to kind of get him up to speed with going to school. Man, back in our day, they just do you in kindergarten. They weren't such thing as preschool? And that was rough, wasn't it? But this is pre-pre-school. No, it was like a three-year-old.

Dude, I'm 38 now, and I remember my first day of kindergarten. I cried the entire day. You do remember that? Oh, yeah, I remember it. I remember this girl came up to me and just tries, it's okay. It's okay, Eddie. What was your deal? You just didn't...

I just didn't... I was never... I'd never left my house. I'd never left my mom before, ever. Were your parents like you are sort of like... Okay. That's probably where he gets. Helicopter-ish?

I mean, yeah, they kind of were. That's a real question. We lived away from town, so I didn't have a lot of neighbors to hang out with. So it was just me, my parents, and my brother and sister. So your three-year-old's about to be out? Your nine-year-old's about to be out. So what kind of... Are you looking to send them to camp?

Yeah, I was looking at a golf camp for junior, the nine-year-old. He's going to hate that after that one day. He hate that. There's also a Bible camp we're looking at, something that's at church that he can go to like twice a week. That's about it. That's all we see now. And then maybe a family vacation somewhere in there. But, dude, it's going to be a lot of sitting around and them fighting with each other because that's what they do when we're at the house for a long period of time.

Are they best friends? That's quite the age gap, nine and three. They're not best friends. I'd say they play well together for having such a big gap, nine and three. But no, they're not like besties or anything. Who's the tormentor of the two? The tormentor is a little one. Like he picks on the older one?

He picks on the older one. The older one tries to keep everything peaceful, and the little one comes and breaks whatever the old one's working on. Does the old one ever snap on the little one? He'll push him. Like, he'll push him the very, very, very, like, max. And then it's usually like on the trampoline or whatever. We have a trampoline in the backyard.

Then the big one kind of just takes a big, like, push at him, and he falls the little one falls off the trampoline. And that's where he cries. And then he cries into him being a big deal. But we know who started it every single time. Every single time. You gotta get some trouble with that kid later. I know.

Do you hold hands in public with your husband? Yeah. Yeah, I hold hands in my girlfriend, too. I'm not super PDA, but I'm not against it. It's just kind of her thing. If she wants to do it, that's fine. Yeah, we're not overly PDA, but holding hands not, that's not PDA to me, is it?

Yeah, like lunchbox, do you hold hands with your wife in public? No. What? So, yeah, it would be PDA then. If he's not doing it. I mean, I get that it is. an actual public display of affection is not extreme. Listen, your hands get sweaty.

It's awkward because then you got to dodge people and you got to hold. I mean, there's just people on the streets. You're dodging people? Yeah, when you're walking out. Are you playing a paintball? Yeah. If you're holding hands, you've got to avoid objects. Oh, here comes the stop sign.

Do we go to the left or right of it? Like, in an old. Where are you walking? You walk like on the center of the curb? Yeah, like, we never have that issue. Whereas I guess we don't hold hands in areas that are very dense population. Or there's a stop side. Or there's a stop side in the middle.

Like, where do you guys hold hands then? Like, at the mall? Yeah. Okay, there's people in the mall and there's clothes racks. Oh, got to go look at that shirt. It's just a hassle. Okay, sure. It's a hassle.

He's come up with excuses as to why he doesn't. Right. But they say people are happier in their relationship if you do hold hands than if you don't, just generally speaking. It means that one person wants to do it. The other person goes, well, if you want to do it, I'll do it. that's what my relationship is all compromised So who do you think

The initialing the 99% of the time she's the compromiser In the relationship On that I'm the compromiser I don't dislike it But she wants to do it I hold her hand of it So she grabs your hand and you're like okay

Yeah I'll say sometimes I grab her So I just kind of know she wants to do it Aw that's cute Yeah I'm kind of cute sometimes Yeah Listen like I said I'm no real treat to be in a relationship with But I have my moments I always tell her

It's the little moments to keep bringing her back because there aren't a lot of them. Like right when she's about to go, maybe this is probably run its course, I do something just sweet enough to kind of rope her back in. She got mad at me yesterday a little bit. Again? Not again.

Well, you never told us about your fight. You didn't tell us what it was not. Yeah, but that was her fault. No, she got mad at me because I was talking about how I like not spend, like when she's away. I told you that was going to be an issue. I know, but here's the thing about this show. I just say what's on my mind.

And then I worry about the repercussions later. If I worry about repercussions and stuff, I'll be Eddie. You know? Oh, yeah. Well, I'm always thinking about how is this going to get me in trouble. Not me. I'm just out of going, here's how I feel. I'll deal with it later. But what I said was, why I was saying was, what I had said was. What had happened. What happened was. You said. I said, I like it when we're apart because it makes it so much more fun and we're together. And we won't see each other for a week. And I was like, to me, I like that. I work. I get my own space for a bit. But then when we're together, it's a lot more fun. We really, like, cherish the time. And I like that more than just being together all the

time. And she was like, well, I think that was very nice. I was like, I could see how it could be taken. Well, I had said it was. Yeah. And so how did you weasel your way out of that one? There's no weaseling with me. Okay. It's just, again, I'm no treat to date. I was just like, I do mean it. Maybe the words didn't come out, but I didn't write it down how I thought it the perfect way to say it. But, yeah, it's a thing. How's that been going, by the way, because for Valentine's Day,

you gave her the gift of communication. And I communicate with her very, like, pretty openly. Have you been? Yeah, I think, yeah. I better. Listen. You've been better? Well, I said it was.

Yeah, I think I've been a little better. Okay. I try to be better. I'm never going to be perfect. Well, nobody is, so that's good. It's tough. But thank you for asking about that. Yeah, talking's tough.

You do it for a living. Talking is tough. Bob it bonche The latest from Nashville in Hollywood Amy's 32nd skinny Taste of Country released the hottest country stars of 2017 and we'll go over the top five

Brett Young Okay Yeah Tall, good looking Yeah And number four Jake Owen Yeah

Number three Jacob Davis That's where they'd put him on the list Nobody knows who he is yet Yeah he's good looking But yeah I would say People like well You know Eddie was mentioned

Well, let me give me number two first. Well, it's also, he's not the top three either. Like, to be fair, he's also not the top three. Go ahead, number two. Number two, Thomas Rett. And? Hey, Tom's Redd's good, look. I don't think he's top two, though, either.

Go ahead. Number one. Number one, I think everyone will agree with. Eddie. Sam Hunt. Oh. Sam Hunt, yeah. Sam should be number one.

Yeah. They forgot Dan from Dan and Shade, he makes the top ten, which is married now. Well, that's okay. So Sam. So these people are married. They're all married. Thomas, right, is married. Scratch it.

Yeah, kids. So top five, Sam, Thomas Redd, Jacob Davis, Jacob and Brett Young. Yep. Okay. Maybe Thomas Redd's not two, but... Well, Eddie thought Brett Eldridge was going to be number one, but he was number nine.

Wow. Keith Urban should be in the top five. Yeah, he's number eight. What is he up with that? He just should be. He's a good-looking dude. Yeah. He's a good-looking dude.

He's beautiful, actually. He is beautiful. All right, what else? Well, ABC unveiled their schedule for next season, and aside from the American Idol and Roseanne revivals, it includes some spinoffs. So Gray's Anatomy is going to have a spinoff about Seattle firefighters. Dancing with the Stars is going to do Dancing with the Stars juniors. And The Bachelor is going to have something called Bachelor Winter Games.

I saw that. It's actually a winter competition show. Yeah, during the Winter Olympics. Man. And they're going to live in some cold place and then, I don't know, compete for love, but also have weird Winter Olympic type challenges. And you know what? It'll probably get a decent rating.

Yeah. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. It's always interesting when somebody hands me an article because they think it's good for me to read. And Morgan, our producer, handed me this article, and it wasn't for the show. She's like, I think you should read this. It says, why you're bad at relationships based on your sign.

So apparently she thinks I'm bad at... I've been in a relationship now for almost 11 months. I may not be married. But yeah, you've been in a relationship. Go ahead, say whatever. You've been in longer relationships than that before, though. Here's what it says. You suck at being able to put up with boring.

You're not naturally interested in commitment until you find someone just as exciting and adventurous as you are. That means you have a lot of short relationships or the longer ones you're bored the most of time. You don't want to slow down. You have a huge fear about being tied down to someone who wants to settle down. She said I had to share this because it seems so spot on. Yeah. It's pretty spot on. I don't believe the Aries stuff.

I don't believe this. What's your son? Aries. Yeah. So am I. I don't believe. That's just not true. Like Eddie and I are different personality.

So different. I'm good at relationships, Bobby not. It's not just that. It's like, these things are so generic when they give you your horoscope. It's like a psychic when they were reading to you. It's like, you know what? There's somebody named R that was in your life? That's the letter R.

Well, yeah. My grandpa Charles. Everybody has somebody with letter R in their name. And the horoscopes are like, you're naturally driven. but sometimes things get in the way. And you're like, wow. And like, Eddie and I are both assigning that to our lives. Right.

It's so much, it's so much, ballarchy. Horoscope, stars, planets aligning, all balarchy, in my opinion. We do. Thank you for the article, Morgan. I hope so that was fought on. I want to say, no, okay. It happened to me. But I mean, I don't believe it, but just.

How about this? So, Katie Perry is going to be on American Idol, right? Yeah. And she's going to be the main person that's judging the show. It's weird to bring an idol back to me because they just canceled it. And if it was doing so good, that's why Fox didn't bring it back. They said it felt disingenuous. If they brought it right back after having this huge thing about, well, we're done.

They wanted to wait until 2020. And they really don't have interest in American Idol right now. But here's what I do have interest in. Katie Perry is going to be the main judge. And then they're saying, you know, Daughtry is going to come and be one of the judges. Which I'm like, Daughtry. Yeah. First of all, who remembers Daughtry?

I mean... Well, we do, but... But that's the thing. You just remember them. Like, they want... You either want somebody that's really, really well-known or somebody like a Randy Jackson, who's a super prolific songwriter and producer,

not somebody who's, like, mildly famous. And this dude is not a good dude. I saw him once at a charity event tell people they couldn't take pictures with him, but just of him. At a charity event. Yeah. Wow.

Like, people paid for a charity. Lunchbox is there, too. It was bad. They were like, can I get a picture? He was like, I know, you stay on that side of the table and you take a picture of me. And I was like, this dotry dude, like forever, that's not cool. Yeah. Wow.

I've met people the first time in it had not been pleasant. People have met me the first time and have not been pleasant. But you never judge off a first. And sometimes you don't judge off a second. But over the course of time, you get to like people or not like people. But when I saw that, I was like, it's all I need. I'm one and done on dotry. So I hope he doesn't get it.

I did see a story where I said Carrie Underwood has been in time. talks. Here's the thing about in talks. Like, frankly, I talked to them. I went to ABC and took a video of me inside of ABC. And I was in talks, but I didn't get it. And they were like, hey, we're talking to a bunch. I was in talks.

If it's coming out as news, it must be getting serious or someone's using it as leverage. Yeah. And they're creating a story. Because I was in, quote, talks. I went up there and shot the hole inside of ABC. Which I shouldn't have, again, after I was done, I got a little note that goes, hey, that was kind of on the down low. Oh.

I didn't know. They didn't tell me. Mike D and I went up there and Mike D had to like hide in the Starbucks because I went for this meeting, right? They're like, hey, come up to ABC. So you go up and it's not ABC, it's a Disney building because Disney owns ABC. So you get your badge and it's like you with a big Disney thing on it. And I go in and I had nowhere for Mike D to go because we were in California together

and I wasn't just going to leave him. So what did you do, hide in the Starbucks? Yeah, I hit in the corner. Mike went and hid in the corner while we had this meeting. And then I couldn't find him. And I was like, dude, where are you? And he was just waiting outside. I felt bad for him.

It was like, I'm hiding. But yeah, then he went outside and just waiting the parking lot. How long did you wait outside? Like maybe 10, 15 minutes? Yeah. But listen, I was in talks. So there could be lots of talks happening. Oh, that bet you there are 100.

There's always talks on. Listen, I was in talks to be on, was the show that Tyra Banks took over? Tyra Banks? Yeah. Oh, New America's Next Top Model? Merrick's got talent. Thank you. Oh.

They had like five people. And I'm always like the fifth person on these lists. So I need lots of things to go wrong. Oh. But I do get a lot of... This is my life doing TV. No, no, it's true. Yeah.

They either offer me the really terrible, terrible shows like on pop channel or that I can't do because I'm like, I can't go to Los Angeles for four days a week and be on a show that nobody's ever seen. Or I'm like 10th on a list of one of the big shows. That's, I mean, there's purgatory. Hey, but you got us. No, no. I do have you. That's a great thing. That's how I get offers to do these bad shows.

Okay. So when you come to work with us every day, it's not purgatory. No. No, that's heaven. Yeah. Yeah. Of course it is. It's the best.

It's just that 10,000. I do enjoy it. I really enjoy doing the radio show. People ask me all the time, like, how much do you. The only thing I don't like about it's the hours. They're waking up at 3 a.m. Otherwise, I have a great team. I have great bosses.

Like, it's really good. We have great listeners. Depending on if you go to Facebook or Facebook. It's all good. Most of them. I saw a picture over where some girl had a sunburn, and she put baloney all over her. Because I told Morgan to put baloney on her sunburn. I was just kidding when Morgan.

I was totally just kidding. And I looked for like, got a sunburn. And she has a picture of baloney all over her body because she heard me say that on the air. She said when Bobby Bone says put baloney on. I was totally just kidding with Morgan. Morgan, do you ever put baloney on your sunburn? I did not. Oh, you should have.

It works. No, you got to be careful what you say over here. No, I thought everybody knew it was a joke That listener didn't Did you know it was a joke Morgan? I figured it was Yeah, good for you New listener probably

Roseanne is coming back And we talked about that a couple weeks ago But pretty much the whole cast Including both Beckys are coming back The original Becky's playing Becky The new Becky that came in Is playing like a side character And they'll talk about how they're going to do Dan

Because Dan died At the end of the other You know, series season Yeah It'd be interesting to see they're doing a lot of these bringbacks, even on network television, because Will and Grace is coming back. I can't wait for that.

I'm not that interested in that. I was never a huge fan. And then I've seen every episode of Roseanne, so I'm interested in that. But she's, look up how old she has lunchbox. Is she close to 65 or so? Roseanne Barr? Like, she has to be a,

she can be maybe a great grandma on this show. Oh, go ahead. She is 64. Okay, yeah, close. Like, my mom, mean she was 16. So just say you're 18 and you have a kid. That puts at 38 your grandma, at 58 your great-grandma.

So she could easily be. Yeah, she could be. She could be a great grandma on this show. Do you guys watch Roseanne or no? I watch it a little bit. I don't have it every episode, but yeah, they used to work at the little diner or whatever. That was a good place. It was actually called The Lunchbox.

Yeah. Of all names, you mean not to know. Yeah. My mom loved Roseanne because she was like, that was like the first show that kind of reflected us, like a family struggling. And that was the whole story of like on sitcoms. Everything is so perfect. And it was the first like, this kind of represents what Middle America goes through. And that's why.

We used to watch that and Grace Under Fire. Do you guys ever watch that? Oh, yeah. No. Don't know what that one is. Yeah, what was the girl's name? Grace. No.

Under. I remember she had a deep voice. I don't think I've ever seen that episode. I don't know who you're talking about. You never seen Grace Underfire? Uh-uh. It was a whole part of that reality block. It wasn't really reality, but reality.

I didn't get to sleep till late last night. Go watch the hockey game. But I was up working till late anyway. And for me, I'm telling you guys, this sleep app, the sleep button. And people are trying to download the wrong one. The one to have is free. Because people will go late.

This one costs money. The one that I have is free. and I haven't bought any in-app purchases. So I'm totally just taking advantage of the Freedness. And so what happens is she comes on and she goes, hey, what I'm going to do is tell you scenarios. And I fell asleep last night. It's the third time in like five nights

that I've fallen asleep with no television. I haven't fallen asleep three times with no TV and probably the last year. That's crazy. And so, like I'll push the button because I think some people are like me they just can't get to sleep because of a million things run through their mind. But listen to what she says.

A dairy farmer at work. Oh, no, I want to, what are they? Oh, come on. Oh, a dairy farmer at work. No, I want where she talks about, like, why it puts you to sleep. Okay. So let me log out, log back in. I should have, like, invest in this company before I'm talking about it.

I'm kidding. I bet they're like, why is this getting something downloads? They're sitting in their basement where they created this app, and they're like, hey, Jimmy, why do we get something to downloads? Okay, let's see if it works this time. Grinding pepper. No, I want her to explain it. So she says that to you. She comes on and goes, what's going to happen is if you can't sleep.

It's because your mind is wondering. And what we're going to do is give you these scenarios. and you think of them, and if you run out of thoughts of it, think about it again. And so I got to like six minutes of it and fell asleep last night. It's crazy. A triangle. So I'm like, a triangle. Okay, I can see like somebody playing the triangle or like come and get it.

Like, do-da-da-da-da-da-da. I get a farm. And then by the time, it's like to the next thing. A sporting good store. Oh, I think about a left-handed baseball glove. I was left-handed, and it's impossible to find left-handed gloves. So it would be impossible on left-handed gloves, and I'd have to go and order one. And then I'd be like,

A couple strolling. in a park. Dang it. Okay, now there's a... I was out. Love it. I was out. So it was a late Tuesday night,

but I got some good sleep for like four hours. And that never happens in my life. That's amazing. So there's a show called Babies Behind Bars on Netflix. I don't know what it is. Yeah. Well, I was searching for Locked Up abroad because y'all got me into Locked Up.

That show's crazy. It's like not something you go and search for, but if it's on, you can't stop watching it. Right. So then that wasn't available for streaming. locked up abroad only for DVD to be mailed to you. And I was like, what? Netflix still does that?

Yeah, apparently. So then it has all these suggestions for you based on what you're searching for. And babies behind bars was an option. And it's women who are pregnant in prison. Oh. They get, it's not big. I thought they were locking up three-year-olds for crime. Yeah.

I'm like, dang. I was thinking like cribs. What? No. But it's fascinating. It's just one jail in particular that allows women. to actually keep their babies with them behind bars. In America?

In America. Wow. So a lot of times a family member or somebody has to take the child, but there's this place, this one jail lets them have them. I would try to have a baby then so it wouldn't be lonely. Yeah. Well, they probably sniff you out for that. It's like a really strict program and not everybody gets to participate.

But, man, oh, that was rough. Did you see Amazon is not bigger than Walmart? I believe it. It's two times as big. is Walmart. Wow. Crazy, huh? Amazon's market cap is 466 billion.

Walmart's is $2.28 billion. So if you would have spent $10,000 and invested in Amazon when it started in 1997, you'd be worth $4 million right now. Wow. Isn't that crazy? It's crazy to me that anything's bigger than Walmart. Like, Walmart is the giant. Yeah, they're huge.

And Amazon's double that. Wow. Yeah. But Amazon's cut into my lifestyle. Like, I just am lazy and go, boom. Rime. Amazon. Yeah.

Come right to you. Do we care. that Taylor Swift has a new boyfriend? Well, yes, but I do need to Google him, because I must say I did not know who he was. So all this Taylor stuff, it's all part of their plan to leak out. Like, she's writing notes to people, she got a new boyfriend, she got a new magazine

covers. Like, it's all part of the plan. Okay. It doesn't just come out of nowhere all of a sudden it wants. Like, this is a machine. I never seen a machine like, it's a greatest machine I've ever seen. Like, it really is. It's a well-oiled machine. It's a greatest publicity machine I've ever seen in my life. And so now, but she has a new boyfriend now. Yeah. Joe Allen.

I'm a huge fan. Our Allen. What teams to play for? He is a British actor I mean I don't know They're around the same age I think they're like 26 and 27 Oh my goodness He looks like a kid

He does like a kid Yeah I look like Eddie Jr. Oh that's weird So she's starting to slowly creep up back in the news Then she'll put her country album out And here we go She's found inspiration for her next album they say Oh

He's in a show called Billy Lynn's long half-time walk I never heard of it. Yeah. It's a war film. Yeah, I just wonder. I don't know. I saw, do you know James Hardin's basketball player?

No. Big Beard? Oh. Played for the Rockets? Yeah. Okay, I feel like I do know who you're talking about. He paid $20,000 to have something beat up? No, he did not.

Because of a Facebook post? What? Allegedly. He had got a hitman, basically. Yeah, basically a beat-up hitman. Not a kill man. Yeah, he basically got a beat-up hitman. Wow.

Allegedly. Crazy. Okay, so how are they even pinning this on him at all? I mean, you would think he'd be a sly about it. It's another, the guy that got beat up is another famous basketball player's son. He's named Moses Malone Jr. And he got paid $20,000 to have him beat up because the guy was a talking crap about Facebook. Yeah, what happened is when they were beating him up, they were referencing the post on Facebook.

They're like, you said this and you like it. Oh, they should just, ooh. You hit the heart emoji. You didn't hit that. They should have kept their mouth shut. They should just beat him up. If you might hire another beat-up man to beat up the beat-up men. I was reading another story about a hitman.

Like a real-life hitman. I don't know how these really exist. I would be so nervous to hire one because I would always think it was a sting. Always. Yeah. And anyone that's going to do a hitman job for less than like 100K, I would think they're not real. Like if someone's going to get me like an $800 hit, I'm like, okay, either you're not real or you're not good at it, one of the two. Like, you're going to crack in a room if you're spending, if it only costs me $800, for you to go put a hit on somebody,

you're going to crack immediately in that lockdown room. So this woman in Brooklyn, she faces life in prison for the 2013 murder of her husband. She hired a hitman. And so, first of all, she put out a $900,000 life insurance policy on her husband. Clue one. Then she tried to poison him unsuccessfully.

Oh, clue two. Yeah. Then she hired a hitman for $3,500. Again. That still seems cheap. It's too cheap. And then like, how do you find this? So how'd she get caught to hitman was

Yeah, how do you find them? You have to Google ask someone? I would assume in these situations, you just find somebody and go, hey, listen, how much would it take for someone who's kind of down in their luck? Someone that's sketchy already. Yeah, yeah. You just casually hang out in the bad parts and you're like, hey. Everybody's got a friend that knows somebody that's kind of sketch.

Okay, okay. So you're like, hey, you know anybody? Who's your sketchiest friend you would ask? That's a segment. I have to think about that. Who could bring me the scene? Maybe Ray. Right now Ray.

Ray would know the sketchiest people. I look like a hit man. Anyway, that story was crazy. I wrote a song last night for my girlfriend, kind of. Oh. Not really a romantic, like on purpose, but it was like, I always like, I'd write a song for her. So I had some buddies over, we were writing songs anyway. So I wrote this song, and I sent it to her last night.

I don't think she liked it very much. Why? What did you say? Well, it was supposed to be, because it's supposed to be a song that gets played. Like, but the whole premise is, hey, when are you finally going to break up with me, like realize what... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I sent it to her, and she was like,

I think it's sweet you wrote me a song. I don't want to like the premise. Because she has no plans of bringing up with you. I think she just gets irritated that I can't just be like... You can't just be like... You can't just be the opposite of it. And be like, hey, I'm really happy in this relationship. We're probably going to be together forever.

Who knows? That's the opposite of that. I'm just saying that. See, that would be tough. I have to make jokes. about it. Okay. So I think, I was like, hey, wrote you a song and sent it over to her. She was like, listen, I think it's, I think it's, you know, a good song. She goes, yeah, I just don't like the name of it. Because it's called, wait, what was it called? When are you

going to break up with me? Mm-hmm. So, that could be good. What do you think it has potential? Oh, I've been number one's heartburner for sure. Mm-hmm. Okay. That was, that was my night. I had Adam Hamrick over, who's a writer, did the Bobbycast. And so he wrote, for example, How Not To from Dan and Shayr. So it comes over and we're talking about that. Like I had this idea of,

I don't know how not to love you, you know. And I just kind of started singing this melody and the chorus and then it just kind of all filled in on top of itself. And it fell out fast, man. And so it's people talking about songs, right? Yeah. And so we were talking about how he was found.

He was playing Channel 7 in Arkansas, which is KATV. The local news were the, local artist comes on and plays a song because they have a show in town. And Justin Moore saw him and then found him and had his guy call him be like, hey, then he started driving to Nashville, and then he moved out here because Justin Moore saw him playing on the local news. That's cool. Isn't that funny? Yeah.

Like, he just happens to be playing a little. And now he wrote Justin Moore's new single, too, which I don't know if you guys have heard this. So if you want to listen to it on IHeart Radio or iTunes, search Bobbycast. But I like to have songwriters in. That's a really interesting story. Justin Moore's is flipping through TV in the morning. He sees this guy playing and goes, hey, how should you get him? And next thing you know, he's living in Nashville.

He's writing number one songs. That's crazy. Because that, How Not Too, is about to be number one. So that's cool. Mike D has been with the show officially one year. Mike D is our phone screener slash segment producer. A year? Yeah.

Time has flown. Yeah. Mike D. He's been here one year. So, this looks, hey, look at this guy. Congratulations. My newest guy. Let me brag on him for a minute.

Okay. One year ago. today, he was a paid member of the show for the first time, Mike started working with us and what year, Mike? Like 2010? For two years he worked as a free intern. So he did that. Then he started

doing just board operating things like on the weekends. And then got him a job producing our show locally in Texas. And so he's doing that show where he's just running the board. And he does that and he's doing such a good job. So I'm like, dude, you have to move to Nashville. And so as he's doing this, he also graduated college. and moved over here a year ago

and there it is. He's here with us. Now he's full-time. He just went full-time last week and we have this other new radio show that I'm going to start doing that he's going to produce that and he produces the Bobby Castle.

One year, everybody, congratulations. Thank you. In the middle of all this, he lost like 120 pounds. Like his life is just, it's getting right. How do we meet? I sent you an email, man, asking for advice on starting a podcast and you told me I could come up

watch the show. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I learned that on the Bobby cast. That's right. That's familiar. That seems familiar. And then you came up,

next thing you know you're working. Yeah. I don't think he was ever official, though. I think he just cheated, too, like Ray did. He just showed up for two years. Really?

Yeah, I never got credit. Yeah. You're supposed to get credit. Yeah. I think we're at past statute of limitations now. But look at this guy. Mike Dick. How's it going with the women,

by the way? Do you have a girl yet? No. I keep seeing you tweet that like girls, keep standing you up. Yeah, like, I just got, like, ghosted by a girl. So ghosted, meaning you were texting and then she just slowly disappeared? Yeah, like, we're supposed to hang out. I was like, okay, how about this Sunday? And then just never replied in a week.

Dang. Do you think that something bad happened to her? I don't know, maybe she just... Go to her house. Okay. No! Why? I haven't dated in a while. Like, I haven't been singing like a year, so I don't know the new rules. Show up at her job. Do something bold. Girls love bold things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just not. They're like, hey, it's Mike. Hey, congratulations, buddy. Thanks, man. I'm really proud of you.

Okay, so I'm going to read you this. You tell me your thoughts. Okay. A new study claims that women want a man who looks like their brother. Okay. Research has found that women in the study were mostly attracted to guys that had the greatest resemblance to their brothers. It's consistent with other studies that have shown that we're attracted to people that look like us,

but most of the time siblings look like us. This one's a little creepier because it's a brother thing because they made, for sure, people look like their brother. Your thoughts. Okay. I have a brother, but he's my half-brother. My husband looks nothing like him. So you just think your brother's halfway hot? Because he's only, yeah, because we only share a dad. We don't have the same mom. So yeah, I'm half attracted to him. But my brother doesn't look anything like him. But my brother is good looking. The weird thing about my taste and women, like my girlfriend now is not my type, but you would say my type. That's 100% true.

And I know, again, here I go again, saying things I know I give me in trouble. Well, I mean, I agree with you on that. But I've always had a type. Always. Dark hair. Like. I mean, by dark hair, brunette. But I would date, but they would all be similar looking.

And my girlfriend now likes nothing like what I normally date. She's blonde and Canadian and no bangs. And so, yeah, like, I mean, she looks more like my sister. Lindsay does and anybody else. But my point was, these other girls look just like my mom. Like, I wonder if that was like this Freudian thing. Because they always say you're in love with your mom. You ever hear that?

Yeah, I have heard that. So, like, dark hair is a total my mom thing. Like, she had really dark hair, feats, bangs. I wonder if I was in love with my mom. What would we think about that? That's a question for someone else. Yeah. Like.

Like someone like. Like someone that. But it is awkward. Like I had a type and that type because again, I would see pictures of my mom and they, they would, all these girls look just like my mom. Coincidence or not? I'm just asking you. I don't know.

I mean, research does say that you tend to be attracted to people that you. Research. You mean hanging around me? Yes. Good question. I mean, but so is that good that Lindsay doesn't look anything like? I don't think it's good or bad. I just wonder.

Okay. Taco Bell is. upping the nacho game. They're doing nacho fries. Oh, they're going to have fries? Oh, man, that sounds awesome. They're testing with California,

West Virginia, and some Canadian stores. And, like, Twitter says they're amazing. You can dip your nacho fries two ways. And they're also seasoned with nacho dipping sauce or beef. This is not a commercial. I just read that they were doing nach fries.

I'm in. I've been eating terrible, like, recently. Would you still have a really? really told us much about that. You know, I'd tell you what, I had five popsicles yesterday. Five popsicles. I'm like an eight-year-old. That's more than my kids.

Yeah, I had five popsicles. You'd be in trouble at my house, mister. Oh, no. That's in the box. Like, five is in a box. Six, we're in a box. Oh, okay. So why did you leave the one? I didn't have time. I didn't have time. No, no. I didn't get home from New York until like noon yesterday.

So ate one, boom. In that span had five popsicles. Wow, what's going on? A little bit personal, a little bit professional. Okay. Nothing I can't get through. Nothing else? No, but I tend to fall on food when times are, when Mother Mary come,

let it be. You know what I mean? Yeah. So, yeah, it's pretty good. Like, how many pops they go can your kids have in a day? No, and two, Max. You're in trouble, dude. I'm an adult.

I buy on myself. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting a show. like your opinion on something. I put up a video on my Instagram, M.R. Bobby Bones, Mr. Bobby Bones. And I was talking about this shirt. And I was like, hey, I'm doing this shirt.

It was a tell me something good T-shirt. Yeah. And I had a popsicle in my hand. And I let my dog lick the popsicle. Then I ate the popsicle. And people were like, that's disgusting. Is it though? Yes, your dog.

Okay. But you do do doggy kisses? Yeah, I do nose to know. If you go to my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones is my name. M.R. Bobby Bones. Look at it. He took a lick. Because I was like, you can help doggies and have a good life.

I said, well, not this dog. He already has the best life. And then he licks the popsicle and then ate the popsicle. Yeah. Not a big deal. He sleeps in the bed with me. Go ahead. But for you, I just, I mean, I guess it's an exception because you love Dusty, so you let that happen.

Because there's no way the germaphobe side of you thinks that that's okay. That's my dude, though. I love that dog, man. So if my dog had licked it, would you? See? Yeah. That's disgusting. So it's your love, that's love, Bobby, that's what's love.

Maybe that's, oh, I love that dog. We know. With all my heart. Like, when that dog dies, I'm out. But, like, if another human were to lick it, you'd be like, ah. You know what? You're kind of right. I do.

Would you share a popsicle with Lindsay? No. Okay. I don't think I would. Maybe if she had one lick. That's weird. That's so weird. I know.

I'm just talking from my heart right now. But make it, no, kind of. Not really. Like, we kiss, but I'm so weird about germs anyway. There's not a lot of like... Like, your dog probably eats dog poop. Yeah. And my dude, though.

Y'all don't french it? Like Lindsay doesn't. Just generally, I'm not big into tongue slapping, right? Wow. So a little bit, but not really. It's just, there's just too many germs in the human mouth for me to be comfortable with. But your dog licking your pops pulling in your... Just watch it on my Instagram and make the call then, because I think if they're judging

me unfairly. Well, I mean, I just kind of thought maybe you'd eat her popsicle, but... If she took one lick, I'd probably be good with it. Okay. If she's, like, taking it halfway down, I was like, do you want it? No way. Ew. Okay.

If your husband ate a popsicle halfway down? Yes. Would you use his toothbrush? Yes. You got to be kidding me! Yes! That's disgusting. Why?

It's scrubbing his teeth. If I need a toothbrush. A South Carolina corner, listen to this story. So the too much caffeine caused a death of a healthy teenager. What? A 16-year-old kid collapsed last month. month at his high school, he drank a large soft drink,

a latte, and an energy drink altogether, and by all accounts, say he was healthy and active. According to his father, no drugs, no alcohol, a classmate that was with him said he loaded up on caffeine and chugged an energy drink right in class. The autopsy happened, and they're calling it a cardiac event. This is what I think

happens. Again, and I'm a doctor. I know you guys think I'm a doctor, but I'm really not a doctor. I know. But this is what happens a lot of times. These heart conditions go undiagnosed because you don't go in for a heart checkup. And so you're loading up on these things that would probably be okay for everybody else. But because there's some little tick that doesn't tick exactly the same, it triggers. And that happens.

My only point with this is this could happen to any of us. Right. We have a pre-existing heart condition that we know nothing about. We know nothing about. And it happens to really healthy athletes, too, that are in the best shape of their life. and they're out in the summertime, working out for three or four hours, and all of a sudden, boom, they die. And you're like, wait, what? This is the healthiest person ever.

So, doctor, that's not really, doctor, what are we supposed to deal? Should we go get, like, random heart? Here's the thing about unpredictable things. Can't predict them. But you can try to make somewhat normal decisions and healthy decisions. Like, you probably shouldn't drink all three those things at the same time. You probably just shouldn't. You shouldn't go soda, energy drink, latte, let me get loaded up on caffeine for something.

That's the answer. And even myself, I'm guilty of that sometimes. Yeah, how do a five-hour energy chai latte? Red Bull? No, I don't do those three. Okay. That's called a power pump. I don't do that.

I don't know. I made that up on. But I'll do, if I'm hurting a five-hour energy, and then I get a chai latte with two shots espresso. That's a lot. But I shouldn't do that. Even that I shouldn't do. Yeah, take your own advice, Doc. I know.

That's the thing. Here's Brian in Cedar Rapids. Hey Brian, how are you, buddy? Hey, not too bad, Bobby. How are you guys doing? I'm good. Thank you for calling. What would you like to say?

Talking about how you gave, let Dusty take a lick of your popsicle and people are freaking out. Yeah, people are freaking out on me. What do you think about that, Brian? Totally okay with it. I let my dogs have ice cream, share it. I'll give them, take a spoon, let them have a lick. I'll take a restaurant at a big old mixing bowl of cereal. And I would let my dog have half of it.

And then I would have my half. Yeah. And every now and then he would try and come over onto my side of the bowl. And I would be like, no, get back to your side. And he would go back to his side of the cereal bowl. And we'd just have. Amy's judging you with her face right now, Brian. Because, I mean, a bowl, it's all mixed together.

Hey, don't show you. Leave Brian alone over here. Okay. It's a huge ball. Big deal. The dog gives you kisses. You give you a dog. Big deal.

He's eating a cereal. I'm with you. That's easy, Brian. Thanks for calling from Cedar Rapids. Which, by the way, I'm coming to Cedar Rapids. On Friday this week, we announced a new leg in my stand-up comedy tour. Tickets going on some. I've never been to Cedar Rapids.

Is Cedar Rapids cool, Brian? Yes, it is amazing. No, it's all right. I mean, there's... I'm coming. I'll be in Fort Wayne, Cedar Rapids, Baton Rouge, Jackson, Mississippi, Biloxi. So, Bobby Bonescomedy.com. Tickets going on sale Friday if you want to come out to that.

Everybody get off me about the dog, by the way. Okay. I just do me. Yeah, I just think it's funny. You'd share a popsicle with your dog, but not your girlfriend. They did the sexiest male country stars of 2017. And at number five, Brett Young. I'm good with that.

Yeah. By the way, they could never do this list for females. True. Because it'd be like, oh, it's sexist. But dudes, we're just pieces of meat, apparently. Like, hang us up and freezes. We're pieces of meat. So you think males or females made this list?

Females. Okay. But if we made one, and we did it, at one point. He got a lot of trouble for it. Can't do that again. Can't do that. Number five, Brett Young. I'm totally down with that. I'm not even going by rankings, just if they deserve top five. Jake Owen, completely down with that. Strikingly good-looking dude.

I don't think he's famous enough for the list yet. He's at number three. Taste the country made the list. I don't think the general public knows who he is yet. Yet. So I'm going to say no, he shouldn't make the top five. Thomas Rett. Good looking dude, but he's not better looking than Keith Urban. Because Keith Urban didn't make it. Sam Hunt was number one. I have no problem with that.

Keith Urban was left. out and Dan from Dan and Shade was left out. You love you so Dan. Yeah. Irman and Dan? That's a good-looking dude. Yeah. Like, Super hot.

Yeah, he is, man. That dude's a good-looking dude. Like, I sit next to both those guys. I'm just like, man, you guys got to have the pick of anybody you want. And they did. They have beautiful wives now. They do. Man.

Yeah, that's top five. Anybody have any else? Anybody else that's for sure put on the list? Oh, Dirk's. Amy didn't say Dirk's. Oh, why? Are you trying? Are you like purposely holding back? No, I gave me a look like, I mean, duh.

I can't believe we didn't make top 10. He didn't. No, he didn't. Charles Kelly, Kane Brown. Kane Brown's not good looking. Keith Urban, Brett Eldridge, T.J. Alsbourne. So tell me that Dirk should be in there. He should be in there.

Dirk's a better looking than Charles Kelly and Kane Brown. Maybe it's his mustache as he growing out. Oh, I think he chopped it a bit. Oh, did he? Yeah, he cut it down because it was looking really good. That works his game. Dirk's came over the house and I was like, dude, your face looks gross. It was like, dude, just growing the mustache out by itself.

Ew. He stopped out. He turned it down. It was gross, though. So Antonio Comardi played in the NFL for a long time. Yeah, Antonio. He had his 14th kid. What?

No, no, no. This isn't even the crazy part of the story. I remember they had a hard knocks and he had trouble remembering all his kids' names. He hasn't so many kids. Oh, yes, I do know of this guy. And so. Yeah, that's crazy. They announced that they had a 14th kid.

The thing is, he got a vasectomy and it's had three kids since the vasectomy. Like, that dude, must have super hero. Well, they do say it's 99.9.9 or something. So he's that point. He's got that point. Do you go back to the doctor and go, are we sure? Yeah. Like, after the first one, do you go back and go, hey, let me get a double check on this?

Yeah. Like, thump it. Or did someone untie him in his sleep? His wife. She likes it. Like, kick the tires on out. Are they all with the same girl? No.

They're not. Amy's laughing at her own joke. Here, here he is naming all his kids. Here. Alonzo. who is five. I have Caris, who is three. I have my junior, which is three.

I have a, my daughter who just turned three as of yesterday. I have another son named Tyler. That's what he turns three in December. He got another daughter that was born October 16th named London. Another daughter that was born named Lailani, who's two years old.

And I have my newborn with my wife. Her name is Jersey. They have a mastectomy and they have three more kids. Wow. Are they named after the destination of which they're like London, Jersey? That's a lot. I don't know 14 people.

No. Props to him. To have that many kids. I mean, and a lot of them are like all the same age. Four three year olds in that clip. Dang, what? That's legit. I mean, that's a lot of.

What's his like ranking or like, not that this matters, but he can take care of all these children, right? Like, he makes a lot. The thing about playing the NFL is, you make a lot for a short period of time. And a lot of times you live a lifestyle that is with the money you're making, but then you lose all that money. So I don't know. But a lot of NFL players don't save accordingly because you feel like you're getting it, so it's always going to come. And their contracts aren't guaranteed. Yes. But anyway, this 14, three cents of a septomy. You know how I used to talk about, I have a problem

with, like, drop. Like, I'll use the bathroom, I'll pee, and then I'll keep dribbling in a underwear. Right. It's a terrible problem. It's like an adult. I've talked about this before. I figured it out how to beat it. I told you.

I sit down to pee now. And you don't splash everywhere. And so people like that. It's my own house. If I never had to sit, I'm a girl. So we, you know, well, I try to squat. But I don't like toilet seats. So if I was a boy and I had the chance not to use a toilet seat, I would never use

a toilet seat. That's crazy. But for me, though, it was a whole thing. Like, it was really a medical thing. like I couldn't stop it and so now I sit down to pee unless I'm like in like a urinal I mean

What about what I taught my son What'd you teach him To dab it what's the same Because it keeps coming out for like Like it's a real medical thing It's a medical issue So you think you like just discovered a breakthrough Yeah

Anyone having this problem Can sit on the toilet And that's how you do it Yep wow Tell my life a little bit That's pretty cool I don't have to change underwear twice a day That's big

So did you keep underwear with you? No but I'm at the house I go like to the house enough It's really an embarrassing thing They can make jokes if you want But like I didn't lie. It happens.

When you hit like 60, it happens. Or 38. 37. Yeah. Yeah. It happens. The lunchbox is apparently secretly buying a boat. I saw him.

And so Eddie sends me a note and goes, hey, lunchbox's buying a boat. How much money does he make? I may have crossed the line with that question, but dude, I saw something. He was filling out one of those registration boat forms. Yeah. So that means this dude's probably already bought it. Are you buying a boat? No.

So he's one, he's watching your computer. Yeah. Why are you all up in my? He's reporting it to me. To you report it today. Eddie titles on me too. I watch all of y'all's computer. Okay, I'm going to start watching your computer.

Okay, go ahead. One, he says you're buying a boat. Two, he asks me how much you're making. Yeah, and then how much I make is none of your business? How much do you make? I just felt like if you're buying a boat, how much do you make? Not enough. Okay, lunchbox has been of the show way longer than you.

Thank you, Eddie. You don't deserve anything based on what he's buying. Oh, whoa. My job is way harder than lunchboxes. Okay. If I had to cut somebody, Eddie, sorry. But you got to go. Out of us, too, though, right?

If you had to cut somebody out of us, too, it would be me. Yeah. Okay, that makes me feel better. Why? I didn't mean out of the whole group. I'm like, dang. No, I don't play that game. Okay.

You're saying if you need a raise because of him, he has nothing to do with you. Yeah. He is. And Lunchbox has a wife with a job, no kids. You probably could get a boat, yeah. Why don't you get a boat? No, I mean, I don't have a truck to pull it. Ah.

Get a truck. Yeah. No, I wasn't buying a boat. All I was doing was renewing the jet ski tags. That's it, guys. He has a jet ski. Yeah, but you don't even have the jet ski with you, do you? I understand, but it expires if someone's going to take it out on the water,

has to have the tags up to date, and summer's coming, so people be using. Why do you talk like that, right? People be using. Who be using your jet ski? I mean, my brother and his kids, I mean, my sister, my cousins. That's nice of you. Yeah, I'm nice. I love people use it.

Have you got your tax refund back? I haven't got it yet. It should be, I mean, we're talking within the week, week and a half. How much is it? It's like 9,364, I think, if I'm going off the top of my head. And just so you know, I got something picked out that I'm going to get and I can't wait. What is it? It's not a boat.

It's not a boat. So you're going to wait to tell us? Yeah, I'll wait to tell it because my wife doesn't know what I'm getting yet and I'm a surprise her with it. That sounds like a great idea. No, I love it. Record a reaction. Well, yeah, okay. Is it for her?

No, it's for me. Only you, all of that money was spent on you. He's so happy. He's like a seven-year-olds right now that knows he's about to get a go to Toys R Us. Yeah, like, I'm going to the store and I got this thing picked out. I've been doing some research. Let me ask the question. Are you spending it all in the same thing?

No, not all of it, but. How much of that almost $10,000? Percentage-wise, are you spending on this? I don't know how. Just tell us the amount. We'll tell you the percentage. How much are you spending? Well, I'm going to try to get a better deal on it.

Over $5,000? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So like a gore of it? No, just like a $3,000. 15%. Now he breaks out a percentage. I don't know how much that is. Just let us know.

All right. I'll let you know. Bavit Bones. Tell me if you think this is romantic or ridiculous. Okay. After a year, Terry is a dude, he gave his girlfriend a necklace. It was like, hey, you want you to have this necklace, and it's like, he has a little notable charm on outside of it, a little thing. So she kept it in work for a year.

But inside of it, for all that time, was an engagement ring. and she wore it for you without knowing there was an engagement ring inside of it. What? How do you go a whole year and not look? You didn't know. And you had to have a way to get inside, and she didn't know. So after the necklace was given, she was like, hey, God, I want to take a picture. And it was like, hey, break the seal.

So broke the sale, boom, there's an engagement ring inside of it. So she'd been wearing it for a year. I know. What if she lost it? There are so many possible bad scenarios. But what do you think? Romantic or ridiculous? I mean, I think it's super sweet that at that time, a year before he knew at that moment, like, I'm pretty sure I'm going to spend the rest of my life with this person.

Romantic or ridiculous? I mean, romantic, but also ridiculous. How is there any shred of ridiculousness? This is beautiful. Yeah, it's awesome. This is a Nicholas Sparks movie. This is amazing. Okay, if she were to have, like, she may have thought, oh, this necklace, like, your rings, you look out for those.

Sometimes, like, a necklace, you may not, if you don't know that there's, like, an engagement ring inside. But isn't a relationship a risk too? Much like where... Oh, so it's like a whole... It's a wonderful... You don't like it? It is ridiculous with a capital R-I-D. I don't understand.

Only those three letters are capital? I don't know how to spell the rest of it, so I just start with... Because if you're going to propose, just propose. Why test her in... It's not a test. It's a test. I kind of like it now. He's tested to see if she is willing to wait, and if she would have opened it and said,

Sorry. There's nothing to open. She didn't know it was openable. No idea. It was in there. It's ridiculous. Then just give her the ring. Why do this elaborate, dumb plan for a year?

Because it's romantic. You can have your own opinion. I know, and it's right. And you said capital R-I-D. I think it's romantic capital R-O-M. So, all right. I have a flight attendant here on Southwest beatboxing. Oh.

Are they good? Well. Because it's awkward when they're not good. It's really awkward when they get up and do their comedy routine and it's really bad. So, airlines are, and I like Southwest because they're doing right things. Everybody else is doing wrong things. And so here's Southwest Airlines, Shorn off his beatboxing skills. And you can tell me if you'd be annoyed by this or if you'd like it if you're on an airplane, okay?

Thank you for choosing. So, whizze. Love it. It's pretty good. I love it. I'm so annoyed by it. Stop. Why?

He's doing the announcements anyways. It's not like it's in the middle of your nap. Do the announcement. No. You know what? I didn't buy a ticket. it for the show. I thought it took it for a ride. If you were a flight attendant,

you would be given everybody the show with that whole microphone thing. Oh, you totally would. I wouldn't. Yes. Yes, you would. You had guys act like when I leave this show. I have nothing to say. That's what I'm saying. You were flight attendant. Yeah, that would be your moment to shine. You'd have the little microphone. So do these people do this hoping they're going to get discovered?

No. They're up there going, you know what? I don't think it's like moving to Nashville. Like, you know, if people have moved to Nashville to get a I don't think they're like, I'm going to get a job of Southwest. and give it all I got. I'm going to try to make it on the YouTube. It probably gets monotonous. They do it to just entertain. Yeah. So I like this job. True. Okay. We're talking about texting style. Everybody texts. Who was one that brought this up? Eddie?

I did. Eddie knows this is how we all text back to each other. Yeah. So describe Amy's texting style. Let me see how I wrote it. Oh, Amy is way too long. So you send her a text and it's like a paragraph. It's like you just ask one question and it's like three paragraphs of answer. Okay. When you text me, what is it? Bobby, fast responder, but probably only one word response. Lunchbox. Lunchbox. Oh, my gosh.

You probably just won't respond to you, period. The thing about lunchbox with email or text is he doesn't check it. Like the fact that you don't have, you don't even have apps on your phone that you use. No, not really. I have like Lyft, you know, the Rideshare app and that's about it. I don't have any like delivery things or Facebook or any of that. No email. No, I don't have email on my phone.

That way if I get an email and you send me something and if I'm out doing something, Sorry, I didn't get it. I'm busy. Like, I don't want to be connected to work all the time. Like, not that I get a lot of important work emails. But you want them. I get a lot of emails like, oh, interview this author. And I don't know how I get on these dumb lists, but I get on these lists and I don't know how to get off.

So I don't need the email on my phone. It just, whatever. That's weird that someone doesn't have their email on their phone with a job where you need to have email all the time. Yeah. So I don't ever email lunchbox. I'll Facebook him. He message him. Right away.

Yeah. And I don't Facebook. anybody. And how Facebook message, he's always on Facebook. That dot is always up on lunchbox. He chats all show along on Facebook. Yeah, I do chat.

People say your performance has been down since Lent because you're back to looking at street fights and buzzer beaders in Facebook chat. No, I disagree with that. I've been doing pretty good of paying attention to you guys. And did you see the fight yesterday that's been sweeping the web? Tell me about it.

It's like, I think, I'm going to say middle school or high school, these kids are in the hallway. Oh, the body slam the bully? This dude goes up and just starts punching on this guy, and the guy that's getting punched just takes him and boom, slams him down on the ground, knocked him out cold. Yeah, I never heard of it. I don't like those. Yeah. What do you mean you don't like it?

These are high school kids? I watched like 10 times. Yeah, you did. It was awesome because he was getting picked on. He's getting picked on, and he slams the dude out. I guarantee he's going to walk around that hall with a lot more respect. Well, and it's embarrassing for the bully. Oh, yeah.

For the next two weeks until another fight happens, he's going to be the talk of the school. That fight on Southwest Airlines where they were like punching each other and jumping out. That was insane. Did you see that one? Yes. And the flight attendant gets stuck between the seats. I'm not even going to lie. They'll be on lunchboxes and computer and I'll stop and watch her.

You get sucked in. Yeah, if I'm walking around and he's got one pulled up, I'll be like, let me just see what this is. But some of it, I just don't like fighting. Like I don't like watching fights in a bar. No. They make me uncomfortable. And when someone gets knocked out, that really just frightens me. I've never seen that in real life, though.

Oh, I've seen it. You've seen people get knocked out. It's flat, right on the concrete. You ever been knocked out? No, I've never been punched. Yeah, either. I don't know what that feels like. Okay, here's the thing.

$100 bounty. Somebody punches Eddie. Wait, wait, wait, what do I get paid? Wait, so we just get $100 a punch him? No, no, no. I didn't get paid for this. Where? Put a bounty on Eddie to get punched.

I want you to experience this. That's terrible. No. Well, I mean, I've, I mean, I was the other day we were talking about things we've never done before. And then later I thought of it, I was like, I've never, Been in a fight. Yeah, but you're a girl. Most girls haven't.

Most girls haven't. We used some girl fights in my school. Yeah, but again, most dudes have been in a fifth fight, though. You remember the girl fights because there aren't that many of them. That's true. Normally there's not a hair pulling. Oh, yeah. But then guys think, too, they start making it out.

Like, it's the whole thing. It's like, they're going to pull hair, and they start kissing. Like, let's not act like that's not part of. We are. I'm like, I had some girlfriends over for dinner. Java pillow fight. Well, did you? Did you?

All right. Lady Annabellum is doing Sampty Crossroads with Earthwind and Fire and I think other artists are going to join this as well and I wonder how familiar you guys are with Earth, Wind, and Fire. Good question.

Go ahead. You'd have to give me a hint. I know one. You do know one? Yes. What? Okay, go ahead. Kansas.

Kansas is a band. Oh. Huh. Dang it. Just give a little hint. Okay. A little hint. I'll play some earth wind of fire here.

Oh, this is September. You'll know when it comes on. Yeah, that's it. It's it. Yes. Yeah, I know it. So it's my jam. This is the jam.

Like, in a wedding, the 50-year-olds would be grind into this. Like, this is the cougar call. They're running out there. Yeah. Like, our call would be like 90s. Sure. You know, if you start playing hypnotize. Everybody's got their age call.

Right. Like, our cougar call is like, You're fine hypnotized. We're like, oh, got to get out. That's my jam. That is probably 20 years earlier. Did Michael Jackson do a cover of that or something? Man.

What else you got from them? That's it. No, they have more than that. I just don't know. That's probably their biggest one. What's this one called? Fantasy. Oh, that does.

No. You bring them back. It's the same. Yeah. Okay. There's three of them? There's a lot. Wait, wait.

I know this one. I don't know three songs, three people. No. Do you remember? Do you remember? It sounds like some TV shows. Muscred Sally. Muscrat, Sally.

You know this one maybe. This one you may know. I like what that sounds. You know this. Shited Star? I think you'll know this one. Zanty's going to crosswood. You're like the guy.

No? Okay. This is amazing. They have sold over a hundred. million records. They're a big deal. No. Yeah, you know this one.

Wow. Bones, I don't think I know this one. It's weird that you don't know this one. I know, it's freaking me out. Let me see. The chorus? You'll know the chorus. Oh, that's coming from.

Second verse. That double verse on it. I like the original version when I did the single verse. Okay, yeah, yeah. Oh, yes. Yeah, no matter who you are. Come on

No I'm not that old bones Eddie I'm I'm disgusted By one year But still this is like What music's made of I don't know this at all

All right Well they're doing a crossroads With a bunch of bands That should be cool What are you reading over the lunchbox? Man I'm just amazed And they've had about 5,000 members

Over the history They have a lot of members. And they, 100 million, this band sold 100 million albums. He's always fascinated by the album sales. Yeah, but Bobby's told you they bought a lot of albums back then. But to sell 100 million.

Yeah, that's still a lot. That's still a lot. That is unbelievable. And I've never heard of them. That's unbelievable. Not really, though. Let's be honest, not really. Yeah.

Bobby Bomes, everybody. Transmitting across America. One told Lunchbox he looks like, which country artists think lunchbox looks like? I know it. I won't guess I know it. I know it. Scottie McCreary. Yeah, he looks like him.

He looks like an older version of Scotty McCreary. And lunchbox was like, I do. I didn't know that. Yes, he totally does. I see it. Yeah, people are telling me that, but I just don't see it. Like, I look at the pictures and I'm like, I don't get it. Like, I understand.

some of the ones when they said like Tom Brady or whatever. No one said Tom Brady. Years ago. But I don't. No one said Tom Brady ever. I don't see the Scotty McCreary thing. Like, I mean, maybe because we both look young, but I don't know.

Have deep voices. Do you think that he's a good-looking guy? I have no idea. Yeah. No, I'm like... He's cute. Do you think that you're a better looking at he is? I think I'm a great looking dude. Yeah? Yeah. So if you guys think I'm better looking than him or if you think he's better looking than me, I have no idea. That's up to you guys. I can't decide that. But I know I look good. Don't know how he looks. But I look at him and I don't

see anything. He doesn't look like me. He has like reddish hair and I don't see the resemblance. Do you see it? Ray, do you see Scottie McCurry? Yeah, me too. Very similar. You're like, if you take Scotty McCurry and Doug Funny and mashed them together and you put a little bit of, what's the actor? Steve Buschini. Steve Buschimi. Man, I do not look like... Just as speed, Bouchimi. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a dribble of Bouchini.

That's you. For those that have never, you know, been to the website or been on socials and seen a picture of lunchbox, think of Scott & McCrory. Doug Funny from Doug, the cartoon. And just a little dribble of Steve Bouchimi, and there's lunchbox. Spot on. Shake it all up. No Tom Brady in that mix.

I was about to say, where's Tom Brady? Come on. The Bobby Vonn's sure. Let's go. All right. You're going to wrap it up today. Appreciate you being here. So hear the whole show back on the podcast.

Or I did a show from my house. I did another episode last night called The Bobbycast and had a writer named Adam Hambrick. He wrote How Not To from Dan and Shea. He wrote a bunch of stuff. But his story is really funny because he was just playing a local TV show. And Justin Moore sees him and goes, hey, you're pretty good. And then he moves in, it's a whole thing. Yeah, you got to go hear it.

It's search Bobbycast on iTunes or search Bobbycast on IHartRadio. and the songwriter is an artist, but his story is really interesting. He wrote this. Appreciate everybody being here. You're welcome. Thank you. You okay?

Yeah, why? I'm just wondering if you're okay. Like, you've been a little, like, in a good way sometimes, too. Like, you've been a little off. Like, there's just something. You said thanks for everybody being here. I'm like, you're welcome.

No, but I know. But anybody noticed like she's... Yeah, she's a little erratic. She's a little peculiar. I have not noticed. Yeah, there's something going on. Your hormones, something to happen with your hormones. You don't feel that at all?

I haven't felt peculiar. Do we all feel it for her? Yeah. Yeah. And then any more examples. Tomorrow. We'll see you on Thursday. Thanks for listening.

Amy, thank you for being here. You're welcome. There you get. Come on, y'all. The Disneyland Resort is everything. We came to play the Callie Way. Felt like I was in the round-up game with Woody and Pixar Piers. Have you been holding up?

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