The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby's ACM Honors Stories + Things Husbands Won't Do + Amy's Head of Lettuce Challenge

Episode Date: August 24, 2017

Bobby shares stories from the ACM Honors Event, things husbands refuse to do and Amy attempts the 'Head Of Lettuce Challenge' Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Good morning. Thursday show. More studio. Good morning. So Ray got a direct message from a very famous country star. One that I really wouldn't expect to be direct messaging me. But you got him. Who was it?

I honestly surprised me at first. I had no idea. And I was like at second take. It really is Willie Nelson. No way. So he ended up asking me like, hey, how? How's it going? What are you doing?

And I was like, what in the crap? And then the next message was like, are you single or dating? Wow, Willie's going hard. And so I honestly thought, all right, I'll play with this guy for a second because it's really not Willie Nelson, obviously. And then they go, hey, will you be able to go to a FedEx today and send me some money? And I was like, for sure not Willie Nelson. Now, why does he need money from me?

There's a fake Willie Nelson out there. It's got the same picture as him. Same name. They just throw some numbers at the end, and they kind of try to confuse you. so it's Willie Nelson, 457, watch out. For me, the RU single would have been the for sure, not that I need money. Because it was the time of Willie's life where he needed money. Duxes sent a message because he hosted the countdown for me last week.

And so Dirk sent me a video where he's sitting in my chair and he's like wiping his armpit on stuff, being funny. But a fake Dirk's account took the same video and sent it to me and I thought it was really Dirk's. And I was replying back to it. and I retweeted it and I was like but listeners all the time say people are acting like artists asking for money

Brett Eldridge is a popular one that seems to always do money Yeah, Jake Owen needs a lot of money too Because Jake will Dang I can't believe all these artists Are struggling like they are Fake ones

I'm glad you didn't go down With the Willie Nelson Yeah I mean I knew it right away Pretty much But I was like For a second though you thought it was him? For a second I was a like, freaking awesome. I thought he was dead

and now it's William Nelson messaging me. He's never dead. Well, there's this thing going around, so. He was top of mind. I was like, William Nelson? If a country artist reaches out and asks for money, it's not really them. Probably not. No, it's not. Unless it's Jared Neiman, right? No.

Bobby Bones. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. Open Bionics, it's a company, is partnering with Disney to create 3D bionic prosthetic arms for children. So what Disney's done, which is crazy for them to do, they've handed over the rights to a bunch

of their superheroes and a bunch of their princesses to the company. So Open Bionics, this company, is making all these new designs and donating them to kids who need arms and legs. And they can also make them like Iron Man. Without like getting sued. Yes. That's cool. I don't know if Disney's Iron Man.

That's so cool. Whatever. All the Disney stuff. Yeah, I don't know who owns who. Marvel. So many companies now. But anyway, shout out Disney. Shout out Open Bionics because they're making it and then donating them as well.

So I thought that was a pretty amazing thing. I see you. I see you. Bobby Bowles Show. Big three stories. It's producer Raymond. We've got a winner. The $758 million dollar power ball winning ticket was bought in Massachusetts.

Lobbery officials announced that. So East Coast checked those tickets. In St. Louis police arrested the driver of a vehicle who hit a group of protesters last night. Three people did suffer. minor injuries and they are doing fine. And finally in weather news, the Texas Gulf Coast is bracing for tropical depression Harvey. It could become a hurricane. It's going to hit on Friday and bring tons of rain and flooding. You know, we sit in the room and it's me here. I'm the big board in front of me and Amy's to my left and lunchbox is to my right. We sit around and we talk about a bunch

stuff and yesterday lunchbox was talking about how at his high school he's known as a legend, right? Yes, absolutely. And so on the phone right now is Chrissy. You teach at lunchbox Box's old high school. Oh, wow. Amazing. What a? So you teach at Anderson High School, right, Chrissy? I do.

Okay. You heard what Lunchbox said. He said. At Anderson High School, he's known as a legend. Would you mind talking about this for a second? Like, nobody? Nobody. I don't know.

You must be talking to the wrong people. You must be one of not cool teachers, and they don't tell you everything because I'm definitely a legend there. You're right, lunchbox. I'm one of the not cool teachers. No, and I actually the yearbook advisor, and I have a yearbook advisor, and I have a I've looked him up in the yearbook. So I can verify with his little scrawny legs. He was a cross-country track.

But no, nobody talks about. I mean, I tell kids, they don't know. But you know what? You should come do an appearance there or something. The last time I saw you there was maybe 2004 when you judged the Mr. Trojan contest. I mean, so many things have happened in this call. One, one on lunchboxes, his old teacher is on the phone. No, she wasn't my teacher.

She calls him Scroni for no reason. Yeah, she takes a shot at me. Take a shot. And then verifies that he ran track and is in the yearbook. And then says, hey, would you please come back? Like, this thing went full circle. This is an amazing call. You should go.

Doing a period. But lunchbox, what's your... We have just a second here. She says you're not a legend there. You have her on the phone. Go ahead. Look, I know that people don't want to call and inflate my ego. And so maybe that's why she doesn't want to talk about how great I am.

But I ran those halls. I ran that school. Prom king for, you know, one year. I am a legend. He was about to say for more. Wait, wait, wait, let me say that. So I did not teach him, but I did teach with his prom date. Oh.

So. What does his prom date say about him? Yeah, what happened there. Yeah, friends is what I was told. It was just a friend thing. Yeah. And then his, I think he was actually the homecoming. Like true.

Prom king. Yeah. Prom king. Okay. Well, thank you very much, Chrissy. I appreciate the insight into the. guy. Yeah.

Have a good morning. Well, I mean, I heard that lunchbox definitely just went to prom with a friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he's always made it seem like he probably went with a chit. And they're always like, after prom, you know what happened. You know. Dude, that lady doesn't know my prom day, I don't even live in Austin. She didn't say where she worked with her.

Yeah. She says she works at my high school. Don't be hating on the prom king, guys. Get off me. I'm a legend. Okay, there we go. Who we believe. Fake news of her.

They're going to name her. Yeah. There's a Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. Ah, Thursday. And time for the positivity. We go around the room sharing good news. Tell me something good.

Tell me something good, Amy. This is pretty cool what a mom did for her son's 21st birthday. Her son is special needs, but he loves parades. So she went on Facebook and asked friends and neighbors, family, people in the area, to drive by their house really slowly, like a parade. And people did it. And he stood outside. and he just thought like a parade was going on

and it was like the most amazing thing. So that was a cool, thoughtful thing the mom did for her son's birthday. And the cool thing people did. Yeah. I mean, yes, and that people responded and they actually showed up and, like, drove by slowly. Like, hey.

Yeah. The Boston Police Department. Let me give some props to these guys because they know how to get on kids' good side. What they did is they have their own ice cream truck and they drive around communities giving out free ice cream. It's like the Boston Police Department ice cream truck. That's cool.

So you associate the police with ice cream. As a kid. Good idea. Yeah. The truck was donated by Hood Ice Cream Company, and they stock it with frozen treats and the officers drive it around. So everybody wins, especially ice cream eaters. Can adults get ice cream from them? Probably.

Okay, just making sure. I don't want to be, like, going over the truck and be like, hey, give me a, you know, a push-pop. And they say, no, sorry. They incarcerate you? All right, what do you have lunchbox? Jake Souter is a kicker at Bowling Green University, and he's been paying for school the last two years on his own, stressed out. and he comes to practice and the coach says, look, you hit this 53-yard field goal right now,

and I'll put you on scholarship for your last two years. He lines up, the kick is up, and it's good! Jake Sutter is now on scholarship at Bowling Green University for the next two years. 53 yards! That's quite a boot. I don't know. You're like announcer voice? And then he got Irish for some reason in it.

or something. That's a good story. That's a quite a story, the young lad. All right, thank you. Tell me something good. Thank you. You done? It's a lot of pressure.

He's going to split the uprights. He was going to get it anyway. He split the uprights. Is that what? That's a thing. Announceers say? Yeah, kind of. Yeah.

Goal. Yeah, goal. That cartoon movie, the nut job. And they're like nutty by nature. And I don't think kids even get that naughty by nature. Nature was the old group. Yeah. So Eddie, the dad, goes and takes his kid.

Yay! To see the Nut Job. Yes. Nuddy by nature. It's a squirrel movie? I guess they're all squirrels and they're looking for nuts. Who knows, man. I didn't watch the movie.

Oh, your wife took them. No, my parents took my kids. The Nut Job Part 2. Nutty by Nature. Do you know where they got that title from? Noddy by nature. Which is what? This show.

No, they're a rap. group. So anyway, tell me about this movie. What was it about? It was about this squirrel named Sirley, who gets all his friends a nut shop. But then the nut shop explodes. So then they try to go to this park, but the mayor wants to destroy it and make an amusement park. Oh, so they're trying to save the park. Yeah. Overall, what do you rate the movie? Four and a half stars. You really don't give any movie less than four and a half down. Except Coovo. I gave that three and a half. Okay, so what do you... That was horrible.

So what are you saying about this movie? I liked it. And it's pretty good. Yes. All right, what's the next movie you're looking forward to? The Lego Ninjago movie. And what does that come out? September 22nd or something.

All right. Or something. What movies are looking forward to? Njago. Lego Ninjago. What's that? They're like a group of ninjas, like four ninjas that are all friends or something, and they're all Legos.

This is part of the Lego movie series was like they have Lego the movie and then Batman. man Lego now and then Jago's next. Pretty legit. Those Lego movies are good. I thought you saw Nut Job with them. No, I don't... The Nut Job, that's trash. Like, I don't watch... Yeah, like, if I was reviewing Nutjob,

I wouldn't even go see it. Because, like, the Minions, those are the good movies. Like, all those... But the Minions don't want the Minions until they existed. Yeah, but those are power cartoons now. Nut Job, that's trash. That's just trying to fill a weekend. What if eventually it's like the minions?

And you didn't go to the beginning. Like, what if it's the despicable me? Oh, sure. I'm telling you it's not. Okay. There's your, four and a half stars out of five for the nut job. Yeah. Yeah.

The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Well, it finally came the announcement from Taylor Swift. She announced that her new album reputation will be out on November 10th. She made the announcement in a series of Instagram posts, one of which featured the black and white cover of the album. We can look for a new single to be released later tonight. So Thomas Rett, he know he has. a newborn at home, and he says he's just completely unprepared for an infant.

We are completely unprepared, that's for sure. When you step into immediately having a 16-month-old, I feel like I know how to deal with a two-year-old pretty accurately now, but an infant is a whole different story because when they cry, you don't fully know why they're crying. And I have not been a very good make-you-stop-crying kind of dad, so. Man, maybe he should try singing to her or something. That would work. I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny.

Bobby Bones Show. Boney of the day. This story comes to us from Bridgeport, Connecticut. Marcus Cullen was so excited. He'd been in jail for nine months. He's getting out there, walk him out of the jail. And the corrections officer says, hey, man, good luck out there. Don't come back.

Marcus got mad, turned around, punched the officer in the face. They threw him back in jail. He must have not wanted to leave. I saw the story, too. I thought to myself. He didn't want to leave. He probably had nowhere to go. He's like, hurry.

I've got to think of something to do. Hurry. Well, it's going to rob the store besides the jail, but this would be much easier. If not, if he just got angry, he probably needs to be in jail anyway. Yeah. Yeah, what a knucklehead. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

Megan, how are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm really good. What's going on with you this morning? Well, I've had a past couple three months that were really bad, so I decided I would change my life, start getting a new job. I listened to your song one morning that you. pump up people for going on interviews, and I actually landed my job.

This past week, I purchased my first home in Spring Hill, and then I've lost 18 pounds in the past two months. Holy cow, things are looking up. Wow. All because of me? Yes. Yeah. Oh, man.

I just moved to Nashville, and so I don't know many people. I have an hour commute to work every day, so I've just been listening to y'all on my commute every morning, and just wanted to say thank you. for all y'all do. Oh, well, thank you. I was just being, you know, joking about it being about me. That's all about you. And that's awesome.

So you got a new job, huh? Did you go in? You listen to this song? You took some deep breaths? You asked some questions. You kind of take control of the interview? Yes, and she even told me before the interview, you know, we're just doing interviews. We won't call people back for a week.

And then at the end of the interview, she's like, I'm not going to lie. I really like you. We're going to hire you. And I got hired on the spot. Dang. Wow. Hey, hey, look at this. That's what I'm talking about.

Congratulations, Megan. Thank you so much. I hope the blue skies continue to be in your life. Yeah, me too. Things are looking up for sure. I like it. Megan, have a great morning. Thank you.

You too. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Hey, I know, I appreciate you. Dang. Appreciate you a lot. But you!

I talked to your boy last night, Amy. Oh, man, I know. George Shrey. Yeah. Oh. What do you say? How is he? What's going on?

Very nice, very kind. Yeah. Very quiet. Mm-hmm. So last night I presented at the ACM honors and George Strait was one of the recipients and so

I have lots of stories and I have to just sparsely pass them out because they're really heavy you would think I was cool by the stories that I have from last night and I'm not cool I mean I spent I talked to George for probably five minutes or so

I don't call them George by the way I only call them George to you guys Yeah yeah that's fine Mr. Strait? Mr. King Excuse me, Mr. King George Yeah, well, Mr. Stray at first. Yeah.

When he comes in on the show and I talk to him, I don't call him that because it seems not interview-y. Okay. And it's like almost, it's not, but almost peer-e when he comes in because I'm the interviewer, he's the interviewee. But when you're in a setting like the Ryman and George had a black cowboy hat on, he was there, I was like, Mr. Strait, it's good.

And he remembered me, which I was afraid he wouldn't because he doesn't live in Nashville. Right. You know, he's still in Texas. And so there was really no depth to the conversation, but as a hamistrate's good to see, he goes, hey, Bobby, how are you doing? And I was like, good. And he, you know, we talked about nothing. But in my head the whole time, like, I'm talking about nothing with Georgia.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I thought about you because I know he's your favorite of all time. Yeah. And I was like, Mr. Trey, what do they call you? And he said, they call me the fireman. No, he didn't. That's my name. That's awesome.

Oh, you don't think that's what he said? Oh, no. He's all over 10. And then he busted into his song. That would be amazing. Did you touch him? I shook his hand. Yeah. Yeah, there was a big group.

Was it like he'd been working on the ranch? No. No, here's the thing. Or was it soft and manicured? Yeah. What? Here's the thing about King George. So he's like both.

He's older now. Yeah, but he's still. And he's super rich. Yeah. You saw his Bentley was up for sale. He had a Bentley. Right. You don't have a Bentley if you're doing a whole lot of ranch work.

You may do it a little bit. But super kind. When he walked into the Riemann last night as the show was starting, because everybody kind of moved in different times. And I had oddly great seats. I was one, I was sitting right behind Dolly Parton. Like on my Insta story, you'll see Dolly Parton right behind me. Yeah, she's right there. Like I could touch her hair.

I talked to her for a bit too, that's a whole different story. I don't want to do too many stories at once because then people start going. Is he cool now? Yeah, you're not. And I'm not. Yeah, I'm not. So when George walked in, the entire place, he was the only one that when he entered the room before it started,

80% of the rhyme and gave him a standing ovation by him just entering. Wow. Goose bumps. Yeah. And it wasn't like an entrance. He was just getting there. It was like, ladies a gentleman, please stand for the... No, they were just walking people to their seats. He was just going to a seat. And people saw him. Yeah. It was awesome. And I was Chris Jansen.

That's not a name job, but Chris Jans is a friend. And Chris was sitting beside George in the picture. So they took a small picture with the artist who played, and they took a picture of the presenters like me and the artists and so Chris and I were by each other and George and Dolly were there and Chris was like I'm just trying to play it cool like I've never I've never met George right before and he just played it cool and didn't say anything and it was just and finally I saw him going for the talk like how you demonstrate? He went for it and now he basically it's just like not talking to a human it's like talking to

awesomeness yeah he is and he was and he's so nice to everybody yeah it was good He's legit. I love him. Yeah. And I was like, hey, where do all your exes live? And he was like, oh, my ex is living. That's pretty cool. Yeah, I stopped asking him questions, though, because you got to know I'd buy that.

Anyway, it was good. It was awesome. Now, I mentioned that I've done something in my life that's meant my life a little better. What I did is I had a credit card, and my credit card just got me points. I never used the points because how many towels do I need, you know? Well, you can do more than it. They just buy towels. So what I did is I switched my credit card to a Southwest Airlines credit card.

Oh. And now I'm getting points and I'm able to fly just for buying the same stuff. And I'm so dumb that I haven't done that yet. This is not a commercial. I just, I switch my credit card to something. It didn't be Southwest, but they have all of these different kinds of credit cards. We can gain points to specifically find things that you use. And I actually use the Southwest points.

So for me, that's a game changer in my life. When I buy groceries, I get free airlines points. There's mine. You get to be single. My husband and I fly different airlines. We only have one credit card too, and we actually fought over this exact same thing. I'm like, we should get a Southwest one. He's like, no, I want to get a Delta credit card.

I'm like, no, Southwest. Doesn't work for us. Are you got to Sola K in your marriage? I don't know. It's pretty rough. He had to fly Southwest with me the other day, and he was like not having it. He's like, why is my seat not assigned? What's up with you?

What's your thing? ankle weights. What up? I started walking with them and I got to tell you, I feel like my legs are getting a little stronger. It's like an extra little kick.

They're only one and a half pounds per ankle, but I like clean the house with them on and do all kinds of things. And they're awesome. They just like Velcro right on your ankle, good to go. Do you still jump on that little trampoline at your house? Yep. You do?

Yeah. Why wouldn't I? I don't know. I just wonder. My mini tramp. You don't last long whenever you have new hobbies. That's why. Of my workout stuff, I, you know, pretty consistent with.

Brittany in Ohio. What do you think, Brittany? I recently decided to go back to school for real estate, and I just finished. So you went back to school after how long? I was in my, well, I still in my old job as well, but I was there for nine years so far. That's really awesome because, one, it is quite the commitment to go career change up. Two, to go back to school because you haven't learned in a while. Like, that's a whole different thing that you get out of it.

Oh, yeah. You have to fall back into that studying. Bernie, that's really cool. Yeah, and I completely switched areas. Like, I work in a prison, so going from, like, prison work to real estate is completely different. I just want to be happy. It was time to change and be happy about what to work. Like, I love that because a lot of people will hear this, and they're in your situation that you were in,

and they're in a job they don't like, but they're like, man, if I have to switch, it's going to take me a long time, you probably thought the same thing. But like they say, the journey of a thousand miles starts with. one single step and you got to make that first step. So Brittany, that's awesome. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. Man, look at Brittany. Herz is legit. Herz is legit. Mine was like ankle weights. But it's all good. Any changes. Hey, Rachel and Georgia, good morning. Good morning. What you think? You got something in your life that's helped you out? Yes, sir. It's got a lot to do with her ankle weights. Exercise and then running three miles in the morning a couple weeks ago. Yeah. And I'm normally a really grumpy morning person.

like coffee doesn't even really kick my good mood in. But it has helped. Getting up and exercising and getting out has helped. I hope you can stick with it. That's a tough one to do something in the morning. If you can do it for about three weeks, you'll develop a habit. You've got to hit that three to four week mark. How long have you been doing it?

Yeah. About two weeks now. Keep it up. Get another good weekend and then you'll start to feel weird that you don't do it. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's awesome. Thank you for calling.

And you know what. I appreciate you. Appreciate you. I do want to do this real quick. Never going to get it. I'll give it to you here. 30% of men admit they've never done this at home. 30% of men.

And it's a pretty high number for what this is. Our phone number is 877-Bobby. 30% of men admit they've never done this at home. Take a stab at this real quick, Amy. 30% of men say they've never done this at home. You're never going to get it. Vacuum. You say that with a little hater tone.

Oh. A little personal life coming into that answer? No, my husband has vacuumed at home. He has vacuumed it. Boy, isn't that nice of him? Yeah. To have done it once. Oh, he's done it multiple times.

Yeah? Yeah. How about Tony? How are you? Five. Tony, how are you? I'm good. How are you?

What do you think about this? 30% of men, and this is a pretty high number for what this is, have never done this. Never going to get it. I think that 30% of men have never washed their hands. after they went to the bathroom and house. What? That's disgusting. No, that's not it. Lunchbox doesn't watch his hands.

No, I don't. Ever. And he goes to the bathroom and walks out. Like, I've been in there with him. I've seen it. I'm, I don't understand why I even need to. I'm clean. Gross. Bonnie and Virginia. Hi, Bonnie.

Hi. 30% of men say, nope. I'd never done this at home. What is it? Make the bed. No. I'm not a bedmaker. Me neither. Doesn't make sense to make the bed.

You're just getting back in it and going to mess it up. Every day. Eddie, you do? Yes. You make the bed? I make the day. Every day. It feels like it's a hotel room or something. It's nice.

I like it when people make my bed. It's amazing. No, I don't. And my dog's always chilling until the last minute sleeping in the bed. So, okay, lunch, take a shot. Gone number two. Ever? At home?

Hey, you said 30% you'd be shocked by it. Ah, no. Eddie? The dishes. No. I'll take one more call because I don't think anybody's going to get it. So let's go over. Hello, Jamie in Norfolk.

How are you? Hi. What are you thinking about this? I don't think that 30% have worn pants. At all. Like, they come home and go, no pants. Sure. No, that's not.

Thank you. Oh, thank you. Hey, what's happening with you today? You're hanging out or what? Me? Yeah. You got to work? Yeah, I just pulled into work.

Yeah, what kind of job you have? I'm a lead teacher at an infant room in downtown Northwick. Wow. Yes. That seems like a lot. Well, I mean, you just have to have patience for it and love little babies, so. I don't have patience, and I'm scared of little babies.

Like, that's like the opposite of anything I would do. I feel like I'm going to break babies. Oh, no, they can't break. They bounce. Well, you know, not what you want to hear from your teacher. That's true. That's funny. Hey, thank you for the call.

I appreciate you. I appreciate you. Didn't get it right. The answer is 30% of men say they don't clean the toilet ever and they never have. Oh. To the men here, do you clean your own toilet? Lunchbox. No, who?

I don't think my wife cleans the toilet. Wait, what? There's water in the toilet bowl that cleans every time you flush it. Novel concept. I don't. That's not really how it works. No, it's not. No, I don't clean it.

My wife does. I don't. I clean mine sometimes. Do you have a brush that sits by the toilet? Yeah. The key of my life and getting anything done is putting things besides. me the mat. My dental floss stays on my bedside table. So you remind

the rush stays by your toilet. Yes, so that, yes, it stays there. It's all things. I got you. I need, it's like putting my goals for the day or for the week or for the year on my lock screen and my phone. I need to see it all the time to remind me to do it. So the same, I mean, even

you know, clean your toilet, you put the brush by the bowl. Or the Alka-Seltzer tablets that you put in the tank. That cleans it every time. Tank. Interesting. Okay.

Get your bones on this is a Bobby Bones show. Hey. I forgot to ask, did we win the lottery? Because I don't know what kind of moved to me. No. Somebody in Massachusetts did. Yeah, Ray told us in the news. Someone on the East Coast did it.

Oh, I wasn't listening. I went to the bathroom. Yeah, I know. Gosh, man. I miss his news sometimes, too. I'm like, oh, it's a break. Ray's talking. Well, but did we win anything?

I don't know. Maybe like a thousand or something? Because they copied all the tickets and sent them out to everyone last night. The whole office guy. in. And I'm not even a lottery player, but I thought if the whole office wins and I don't, I'll be miserable. You know who didn't go in on it? Was shocking? Ray. The gambler of the show. He never does. Raymond our producer, why didn't you go in on it? I've never done any of that stuff. Yeah, but you will bet on soccer for two foreign teams and you don't know soccer or where the country

is. I like to have some sort of control. I like my odds at least to be 50%. Okay. That's what I shoot for. Okay. Wait. Okay. Okay. Don't go into the wormhole. All right. It's a whole hole.

The skinny's coming up with Amy. 30 second skinny on the way. What do you have over there? Well, I've got who Thomas Rett would like to collaborate with. By the way, I don't know if you saw my Instagram. And it's not Bobby Bones, but y'all do look like twins. We accidentally wore the same suit last night, and we presented on CBS together. They look like.

Go to my Instagram. I'll tell you more about it. Mr. Bobby Bones. and we saw each other early on and we're like, our suits look similar. And then when we stood up beside each other on stage to present the award, it basically was the same. And it was so the same that he posted it too.

Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram if you want to see that. It's amazing. Because y'all did not play a match. Same undershirt and everything. This is amazing. I mean, it's so perfect. We're talking inside of the never going to get it segment. It's like 30% of husbands never clean the toilet.

Like they never touch the toilet. So what I'm going to ask, and we'll come back to it, is to our wives out there, and occasionally the husband. What will your husband and I do? Like, just straight up won't do. And it's so irritating to you. Our phone number is 877-77 Bobby. 877-77 Bobby. What drives you crazy about your husband?

he just won't do it. Now, I can take a couple from in the room, right? Because these two guys over here, Lunchbox, what will you not do? You've been married for two years. What will you not do? Oh, I don't do the dishes. I mean, I'll stick them in the dishwasher, but that's it. I don't ever...

That's close. Yeah. So that counts? Yeah. Okay. Well, I don't vacuum. Period. Period.

Period. Eddie? I don't full clothes. I changed like 10 maybe total ever in your life out of my two kids 10 diversed you want to talk about listeners just hammering Eddie that got you big time big time and I'll take it but you don't fold close because I got away with it like no folding clothes no no no I'll wash it but not folding clothes Amy what did your husband not do he doesn't close drawers ever and he doesn't fold clothes

right he'll fold them but he folds them I told you he's messing with do. He's in the military. Military, he knows how to do that. He knows how to do it. He's the sloppiest shirt folder ever. Yeah, because he wants you to do it. It's almost like I have to rewash them because in their wrinkled. Because he wants you to do it. Like the guy could probably take a rifle apart with one hand, put it back together, but all the sudden he's like, T-starts can't fold.

I mean, but other than that, he does chores. He's popping a scope, but you know. He won't have certain conversations with me, and that bugs me. Like what kind of conversation? Like about my girl time, like things that I like to talk about. I'd love to talk about that. Here's the thing. And for me, that's not uncomfortable to talk about that, because I grew up around all women.

Thank you. But he did not. He had a mom and a sister, but apparently they didn't have periods. But he also had a dad. And if you're close to your dad, I had no male influence until I was 12 or 13. It was all women. It was like period, paloza. Yeah.

I love to talk about. It was like, period, it was period stock in my house. So it wasn't a thing. Oh, I love talking about fascinating things with our bodies, and he cannot handle it. Yeah, and I feel like you bring a little bit of that to me. me. Sure. I felt like she takes it. She puts it on your table. Yeah. Someone last night at

a work event asked me where my better half was or something and I was like, oh, he could make it tonight. Like, he's you know, and I legit thought they were talking about my husband. Like, no joke. And then like a minute later they were like, wait, Bobby? They were talking about Bobby. And I'm like, Bobbi, they're like

your work husband, duh. Duh. I'm like, oh, sorry. Sorry I thought you were talking about my actual husband. But they don't know him. Yeah, I guess they've been him. You know, better half is always your husband or your spouse. Unless I'm in the equation, then it's me.

Elaine and Alabama, good morning. Good morning. Okay, your ex-husband, huh? Oh. Yeah, go on. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, go ahead. Well, we were married 39 years, and in all of that time, he refused to take down clothes if I hung them on the clothes line because he

didn't want the neighbors to see him taking them down. What a weird pride thing, huh? Well, it gets better. One time we got in a huge argument about it, and I refused to take him down. He wouldn't go take him down until about midnight when he was sure everybody was asleep, so nobody was seen, and he wouldn't turn on the outside light. So he took him down in the pitch, dark. Oh, my goodness.

And that's why they got divorced. Now, he got a divorce because he got a girlfriend. Jerry, Jerry Well, I appreciate you She can laugh about it now That's it, we can laugh about it now And listen, I appreciate you And I love listening to y'all every morning

Thank you very much Thank you for calling She's sweet She is The morning corny coming up in a minute If you want a fun joke to tell At work or school Amy's got that for you coming up in just a minute

Over now, though, with the skinning The latest from Nashville in Hollywood Amy's 30 Second Skinny. So it's official. Taylor Swift's next album is called Reputation, and it's coming out on November 10th. It's supposed to have like a pop sound, but the album cover,

people are saying it looks like it's sophisticated punk. It looks like Good Charlotte to me. As soon as I saw it, I was like, Taylor Swift's putting out a Good Charlotte album. Yeah. Because she had all the writing and like the Old English Good Charlotte and the chain. And I was like, she's going like straight 90s emo.

So, yeah, the song comes out tonight. And, I mean, we all thought, Okay, the album could song come out tonight, album out Friday, video release on Sunday, but... I didn't think that. I did. I was reporting that. I'm not saying we thought it's a bad report. Okay, well, I'm there.

The worst report. Oh, terrible. Bad reports. Do you think she got tired of all of the false reports? She's like, okay, fine, it's November 10th. Or why, so why she put out this information? So apparently, this is what this story said. True report.

True report. Okay, okay. Taylor Swift got pushed prematurely into announcing her. album named Reputation. She was teasing, but somebody hacked into her official website. They filled around. They found with unpublished URLs, discovered the page for reputation. The screenshot of the secret web page went viral.

Wow. So she jumped into action. And so that's apparently what it is. Did she put it up? Must have been a Russian. Obviously. Obviously. I don't know.

That's just the report right now. What else you got? People can't hide anything from anybody these days. You have no idea of secrets I have. Thomas Rhett, he, you know, is outside of the box as his music sometimes. And Bruno Mars and Justin Timberlake, those are people he covers during his shows. But those are like his dream collaboration. So that would be pretty cool if he did that with them one day.

He's got two collaborations on his album when it comes out September 8th, one that we know of obviously craving you with Mary Morris. And another one with his dad, Red Aiken's Life Changes. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. I have some stories I want to tell you Because I was at the ACM honors last night But the thing is, we all know I'm not cool, but they're really cool stories. And so I have to just kind of give him out in dribbles.

Because earlier, I mentioned that I talked to George Strait for a while last night. And he was super awesome. It's pretty cool. Yes, and I'm thinking to myself, this is amazing. Yeah. It's like George Strait and I just did you head it up. So would you like to hear the Riba story? The Dolly story.

The Stapleton story I had all these conversations last night Just randomly So think about that Okay which one we want to hear first One you want to hear first We'll do the morning corny But it was a crazy night last night

The morning corny What kind of music do mummies like best What kind of music do mummies like best Rap Rap. Oh no, we get it. I know it's like, yeah. That was the morning corny.

Think about what story you want to hear. Okay. And I'll tell you one of them when you come out. You want to see a picture of Thomas Red and I wearing the exact same clothes, standing right beside each other, all by accident, on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. Tomorrow morning, Jillian Jacqueline will be in

for Female Friday at this time. The Bobby Ball Show. That's part of a CBS special that airs in a month called ACM Honors, and I presented with Thomas Wrette. And so they were taking up a group picture before where everyone was in the room. And it was a heavy room. Like I didn't deserve to be in that room. But it was all of our friends, Little Big Town, Kelsey Ballerini, Maren Morris, Lady A.

But then it was like the Ballers. George Strait, Dolly Parton, Reba, Christ. Chris Ableton was in there like it was just a crazy room and I'm like what's happening so which story would you like to hear on the kind of three pick which one one two three Stapha

Okay two Riva two Riva is one Stableton I give you it My Riva story is quick Okay but cool Yeah it's cool it's cool it's cool it's cool It's cool because it's Riva Yeah so I'm in the room

and Riba comes in pretty last One of the last people to walk in the room And everybody's in the room Everybody famous is in the room and she goes to talk to anybody and Raybuck comes to me, points right at me and goes Bobby and comes over and kisses me on the cheek. What? She said my

like she came up to me. Did she give you a kiss? It was like Bobby and they kissed me like a little nice like, like, like, lick my cheat. She still kissed you on the cheek. The fact that she even recognized you. And said your name. Yes. Because some people can like be like hey and they don't ever have to really know your name. Hey, nerdy guy who looks like Buddy

Holly. I think don't you do like an internet show? Like, no, no. She was like, hey, Bobby, you came right over. Reba McIntyre. Look at me. I'm making it in the world. I have a funny Luke Bryan story from yesterday coming up.

I didn't even know until the show was over, but I want to share it with you. That Luke, I love that guy. I did too. He comes in. It's his studio when he's here. Oh, yeah. When he leaves, it's like a thunderstorm just came through. We're exhausted.

We're tired, but I love that dude. He is so, he can come by every day. Yeah, he's fun. And I don't feel like that way about most artists. I like, I like them, and sometimes I don't. But Luke, all the time. So I have a funny Luke Bryan story. Like something happened outside of the scenes, behind the scenes.

So that's happening. I want to say this too. A lot of people will listen to the show and they go, hey, I'm driving out of range and I can't pick up the show anymore. If you have Iheart radio and you search the IHart Country channel, you can hear our show live when it's on. It doesn't matter where you are. So search IHeart Country on IHart Radio.

Here are a whole show. Like if you're driving, you know, you're in California. pointing you somewhere and you're like, I'm losing the show, just IHeart Radio and put it on Iheart country. Also, we'll talk to Cherokee who lives in Tulsa because we were talking about things that husbands just won't do. Some won't clean the toilet. Eddie won't full clothes. You're on the air, Cherokee. What do you think about this? Well, first of all, I'm a first-time caller. Hey!

So I actually live in Chakota, work in Tulsa. I said Tulsa because that's where I'm at. And so we get married September 16. We've been together for four years. And he will not fart in front of me. And it drives me crazy because I know he does it. I don't fart in front of my girlfriend. Yeah, like, that's not a bit. And I don't think.

She wants that? She begs. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I'm like, I know you go. And if he goes into the bathroom, he plays music, so I can't hear. Like, I don't know. It bothers me.

I'm like, I know you do it. You're humans. but Yeah Did you grow up With brothers? Check you Did you what?

Did you grow up with brothers? Do Oh, no He has a sister But did you grow up with brothers? I have one brother He's 10 years older than me Did he fart on you all the time?

Yeah I mean it really is a thing For me I grew up in all women Yeah Grandma raised me Mom raised me Sisters

Like I don't even like Passing gas around These Like the guys It's a thing for the guys Heck yeah I love it. I'm not, that's not my thing.

No. And my girlfriend, she has been in a band, her all up with a bunch of dudes. So it's not a thing to her. Like, she doesn't do it. But, I mean, I don't do it. But she'll talk to you if she's using the restroom and it drives you crazy. Not anymore because I say don't.

I'm like, don't. I'm like, don't. Not anymore because I say don't. It's special. Get into the time capsule. That's the time that doesn't exist. Time capsule. So what do you do?

Enter the capsule. Like, sometimes you have some. gas in your stomach and you just got to let it out, I'll aim it at the wife just to, you know, make a game out of it. Sounds awesome. Yeah, I would never marry you. But I don't. I just, I get a stomachache.

Oh, no. I don't, that's messed up. It wasn't a thing, like, in how I grew up with all women. And I know you think, Bobby, but you're so masculine. I know that's what you hear my voice and you're like, but everything you do is so manly with all your talk of, well. It's really toxic to, like, hold stuff. Yeah, it's bad.

I know. So, Amy, do you go in front of your husband? No. But even when you fly, because my husband's a pilot, like he said, they're advised not to. So can you imagine all these people on an airplane? Like, we all hold stuff in because on airplane. Oh, an airplane. I don't care.

I blame on other people on airplane. They're like 30 people around. I don't care. Bus, airplane. That was him. Oh, no. He came in yesterday because he has a brand new song called Lighted Up. I wake up, I check it.

I shower and I check it. And he walked in like three minutes. late and he was like hey y'all i'm sorry i'm late truth is he was on time and by the way what you expect Luke to drive he drives it's a humongous jacked up black truck rims blacked out but

and Morgan our main producer saw him outside he didn't want to come in because why he wanted to listen to the whole song in his truck and I'm telling you he was like bobbing his head and dancing when he was driving in that's so cool that's why he walked in like three minutes late because he was in the parking lot listening

to a song with his train I wake up, I check it I shower and I check it I feel the buzz in my truck And I almost wreck it I always got on me How about this? So Amy goes shopping

And what are you trying on? It's a panted on? Jeans. Okay. Jeans, just like put them on, take them off, just like a normal person But I guess the sensor was sensitive

And it starts blaring the alarm And this happened to me before And it's so awkward There's an ink tag And this is next level There's actually an alarm on pants now? It's an alarm. Dang.

And it's loud. And it basically means like, I'm in the dressing room trying to steal these pants, take off the thing and put them in my purse. That's what I feel like. Instantly, I feel like the salespeople think I'm inside trying to deactivate the alarm and put the pants in my purse and shoplift. But I'm like, no, no, no. I have audio. Because while the alarm was going off, I guess Amy hit record on her phone. Okay.

Like a good radio host wood. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Wow. It's piercing. off. Yes, and I'm in a tiny dressing room and it's so loud. Like, I feel like she's stealing stuff and I know her.

Yeah. Sorry about me. No, that's okay. No, they didn't work. But I was like, I'm not trying to, like. So I'm sorry. I didn't steal them. Are you like pantsless while you're having this conversation? No, no, no. I had put my pants back on quickly because I was trying to figure out what to do and I just really felt like, I don't know.

She felt like, I felt like I had to clarify. I don't not want them anymore because my theft thing didn't work out because they have a sensor on them. Like they just legit didn't fit. I had a shirt. I guess it was two shirts. And I walked in the bathroom. And I just had it on my hands. Like, oh, let's go to the bathroom.

And I think they thought I was stealing. And I came out because they were standing outside the bathroom. I guess people go in the bathroom to steal stuff. Really? Take it off. I didn't think anything about it. I walked down and I was like, oh, no, no, these are the two. These are my shirts.

Just did the little one. No problem. But that's the thing. Go into hidden space and steal. Yeah. The bathrooms. They tell you don't take merchandise in there. I'm stupid.

Okay. That's all. Yes. I'm stupid. All right. I didn't say it. A lot of people are asking for an update on my dog. I will do that in 25 minutes or so, top of the hour.

My dog had cancer real bad, had surgery. They're asking for updates. And so I will talk about that coming up 25 minutes or so. That being a. and said, remember that time Eddie ate all those donuts and you thought it was hilarious, Amy? Like, are we donuts, yeah? 12. It was a dozen.

And how long? I don't know. Was it 10 minutes or something? I took him down, no problem. And we laughed. Yeah, it was good times, good times. And Amy loved it. Like, that to her was like the best segment.

Oh, yeah. She enjoyed it. Are you going to make me do that because I won't? No. Whoa. I thought it was like payback coming and I'm like, please, I don't want to have sugar. There is a thing, though, now that we'd like for you to try. Yeah.

What? So we saw it on the internet. It's called the head of the head of. lettuce challenge and you have five minutes to eat a whole head of lettuce. Yes. Now, you know, it's the thing. A whole head is like Romaine? Yeah, it's a whole head.

You have five minutes to eat the whole thing. What? I'm taking bets on this. Hold on. A head of Romaine? The head that you bite the grocery store. Iceberg. There's no nutritional value.

Do you think there's nutritional value and donuts? Five minutes. If you do it. If you do it. If you do it. A whole head of lettuce. see this. I will donate. What?

$100 to the charity of your choice if you pull it off within five minutes. Oh, yeah. And we'll get, we'll do it next hour. I never see how big this head is. It's a head of lettuce, Amy. People are doing it on the internet. Hey, Eddie, guess what they range in size. We'll get a middle one, a middle head. I wish I could have a romaine.

Can we send someone to the store to get a head of lettuce for Amy, please? Y'all give me a head of romay and I'll eat the heck out of Romaine's not on the table. Iceberg lettuce. A head of lettuce. Let me see that challenge on the internet. The head of lettuce challenge. We're going to do that about an hour.

Listen to this story. A bear went into the house with this couple, and so they have two kids. And what do you do when a bear comes in? Because one of the kids goes, Mom, look, there's a bear. And the mom looks up. The bear roamed around the house. The two children are there. The bear's like drooling everywhere because it's an animal.

And he's like, what happens? Family friend came over. started banging pots and pans to scare the bear away, the bear wouldn't leave, it turned into a standoff. Listen, the dude just punched the bear in the face. What?

And the bear left. Wow. Just punched him in the face. And the bear was like, all right, you win. How did he have the guts to do that? I don't know. I guess there wasn't a gun. Yeah?

Because if there are kids, I'm doing whatever it takes. There wasn't a gun. Also, I wonder if I would just hit him with the pan. Now, if I'm thinking about this, but now he punched him on the face, and the bear piece out. And I was just like, okay, bye. Well, what would you do now? Because you're like boxer now.

You know, you take boxing and listen. Listen, because I'm fighting, I'd probably still run! Just checking. Yeah. Yeah. If there were kids. The pie. The pie?

Yeah, I start throwing kids at them, so I get out. Wait, wait. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm like, take the kid. I'm out of here. Bears are deceiving because they're so cute. I know. Bears are, like, God's greatest animal.

Because they're huge. Yeah. Yeah, okay. They're fast on land. I think you say furry. And they're fast on water. And they're so cute. What? They're fast on water.

And they climb trees. Bears are massive. They do things at a rapid rate all the time. And water and land, they climb trees. And they get to hibernate. And they're just, yeah. So jealous. I wouldn't do that.

If you win the Powerball lottery, which we didn't, someone messed you. Jesus did, but if you ever win it, they say don't take the lump sum, which I'd always think, I just want it because I'm like, give me my money. Yeah, give me all of it. Give my money. Because I wonder if you die. Does it go away? Does it go away? If it dies. If you die, it dies. You don't pass it on to a family member? I don't think. Fake news. Unless you know it, don't say it. You asked my opinion. I said, I think. Fake news. So here's the thing. Choosing the annuity option distributes the jackpot over 30 payments, but the payments increase 5% each year

to increase the cost of living. Wow. Now what would you do? I still take love some. Lumsum. Yeah, Lumsum. Give me all my money. I'm going to give my money right now.

Give my money. Get my money. Because lunchbox today, it dies when I die. If it die, I die. If it dies. If it dies. I die, it dies. I'm going to do a mind-blown.

I'll go around to you guys too, but mind-blown. So there's this Canadian country singer, and I don't know a lot of Canadian country. My girlfriend is from Calgary. And she was never a Canadian country singer first. She came here and did it here first. But now she's kind of a big deal with Canada.

And so she's up for like female vocalist of the year, right? It's a Canada CMAs. Yeah. But there's this guy named Dallas Smith, who's a huge Canadian country singer, right? This guy, Dallas Smith was the lead singer of default. Isn't that crazy? Like, boom, mind blown. Play his country song again.

Oh, I'm in my ticket, see and see and cheaper. Oh, yeah. I'm like mind-blown. Yeah, that's a good mind-blown. Mind-blown. You may have one? I have one. So I don't know if people will get this, but Ozark, I started watching that new show on Netflix.

So good. So the bad guy, the drug dealer in that movie, he... Don't spoil it. The drug? Okay, the guy that plays, I guess, the bad... The cartel dude. Cartel dude. That's Richie Valan's brother in the movie La Bamba.

Remember Richie Valan's brother? He was like, Bob. He was like the bad brother, and... I don't. Oh, man. you love La Bamba La Bamba is my favorite movie All my Hispanic friends

And even my Mexican friends And there's a difference They all love La Bama Mike D Mike D is more Mexican than you are You're pretty Hispanic Mike D's Mexican Do you love La Bamba

One of my favorite movies That's what I'm saying I thought everyone watched La Bamba I watched it as a kid And I know the story Okay Well anyway The bad guy in Ozark

Is Richie Valens' brother In the movie La Bamba That's like a mind-blown for me Like, dad, I nerd out about that. Nobody cares. And about yours, nobody cares. Yeah. I'll give you another mind-blown.

We, the raging idiots, put out of a song called Namaste. I thought I would be a stupid thing. Wouldn't be much of anything. I'm getting yoga teachers all over the country messaging me going, I'm playing your song during yoga. Told you. It's going to download it so many times. So good. I can't believe it.

Wow. I mean, I'll play some of it. But that wasn't the point. But the song is going to download it like thousands of times and played it in yoga classes. This is called Namaste from our band The Raging Idiots. 7.30 in the morning. In the suit that I was born in. Girl, why are you laughing at me?

Come on, baby, with my cat geeks. I'm running late. Need to beat it like Jackson. But you're kind of a distraction. Because I can't start watching you. Showing me your Savasana. Like the best-looking bad influence I ever see. Amy Stey.

Probably ought to hit the road, but now I'm a mistake. Ain't no way I'm about to leave you and look a little lonely on that map. I should be saying goodbye. I might lose my job, but now I'm a stay. Come on baby, let me jump in on those stretches you'll do it. Obvious students. Don't know nothing about your get-off. Probably ought to hit the road but now-mast.

Amy's even like, this is my jam. It's crazy that people download this song. Girl, I'm trying to be responsible, but you're making it impossible. Bandex pants looking off. Flexible and you're down, dog. Namaste. Ain't no way. I'm about to leave you in a Brussels on the floor like that.

You look a little lonely on that map. I should be saying goodbye. I might lose my job. Don't know nothing by yoga at all. Probably ought to hit the run. Stay. Probably ought to hit the run. Anyway, thanks to yoga teachers everywhere playing that song.

That's Walker Hayes doing the bark. I know he's going to put that in there. And he goes, hey, I put a bark in the song. And I was like, I love it. Anyway, mind-blown. So a couple of weeks ago, man, maybe it was last week because these days it's blurred together. My dog passed out, and I took him to the emergency room.

Now, backstory, I've had my dog for 14 years. I've had my dog my entire adult life. I've had my dog longer than known any of you people. And you people have been in my life a long time. and so like I love that dog that's like my main thing in my life I love that dog and so he passed out

and so we run him to the emergency room and they do an ultrasound and I'm one of the guys like I'm going to do whatever it takes to make sure as long as he's feeling good I'm gonna make sure I'll pick all my money here take all my money and so

we take in the emergency room he has surgery they say he has a big tumor and his spleen and they take a spleen out and he's been recovering pretty good he has to get his stitches out

next week but they were like if it's this kind of and I may mess the term up sarcoma or something it was the worst case scenario if it's this kind this is not good

and if it's this kind it's better well they called yesterday and it was the worst kind it was the absolute worst thing that could happen so they told me that he has like

three to six months left to live and that's if I treat him and I'm going to, and my thing with the vet was, I want to treat him until he is like not able to, and it doesn't feel good, I don't want him to hang out.

And I'll get a little emotional because that's just like my main thing. Yeah. So, the vet was awesome, the doctor was awesome. And he's like, you have, you know, three to six months. And that's it. And there's a lot of other. conversation that happened and things that we can do to extend his life and and my head just spun all day and I didn't I didn't tell anybody I had to go I had to work last night so I didn't tell anybody I know I

tried to talk to you early this morning about it and I saw you completely avoided it so I just let it go I just like let it you completely moved on almost like but I mean I get it it it's hard to talk about and of course you need to give an update so I'm glad that you did but man sorry yeah it's That's hard. And then I went and had to go walk a red carpet and be all funny. And just continue. Luckily, I can compartmentalize pretty well. But I was a little destroyed over it last night.

I didn't sleep very much. But now you just, that's it. So when do you start? Well, he gets his stitches out next week and then he starts. And it's basically dog chemo. It's different for dogs. and it is humans. And I also said, listen, if he's going to be sick on this,

like if his quality of life's not good. Right. But he's like, it's completely different. Okay. But he said he may not take to it. If he doesn't take to it, then he's not going to make it that long. So my head still isn't fully wrapped around it because, again, my dog's 14 years old. Like, I don't remember life without him.

He sleeps on my bed every night and I don't have any kids. I don't have a wife. I mean, he's the most important thing in my life. Yeah. And so it was the work. news yesterday. And so that was it. And everybody was asking online.

I don't want to tweet anything. I talked to Lindsay about it last night because I wanted to hear it before I said it on the radio. And she had a show to play and she just started bawling. I was like, I didn't want her on the radio. Yeah. But she had a show to play in like San Jose last night. So she was on West Coast time.

I don't know. It sucks. But you always ask, how do you like talk? Be there for you? You don't. you know, I'm not the guy that's good at you. You're different than, I feel like some people in my life, and I've known you so long,

I feel like some people in my life I have figured out and I know how to be there for them. Like with you sometimes, it's so hard. I don't know. And you think I would have figured it out by now, but, like, you don't really want people even. You appreciate. I'm not saying you don't appreciate, but you don't know.

It's like you're weirded out sometimes. I don't like reach out. I don't like people to do things. I don't like to be the guy that has people do stuff for them. Correct. Because I feel like people are putting themselves out. But that's the story. So I have three to six months left if everything goes well with my dog.

And after he told me, I went upstairs and I cried for a bit. But then I had people on my house ready to go. I had to put makeup on and hair because it was on TV last night. I honestly thought after watching some of your stuff, which you were so good at compartmentalizing. which that's, I guess, can be seen as a strength. But I was watching you or not. But, I mean, in your case, you, like, you had business to get done and you did it. Because I was watching, I was like, oh, maybe he didn't get news today because he said it could be Wednesday-ish.

And maybe he didn't get it. Or maybe it was good news because he seems like together. And then I didn't want to really, of course, because you did have a lot going on. It's, like, hard when you ask you, well, because I know if someone asks me something and then I, like, lose it because I can't compartmentalize, then I can't get my job done. And what's awesome is everybody was asking about them on the red carpet last night. That's nice. But I already ended the answer. I just couldn't.

And so you just were like, oh, thanks for asking. And I was like, you know, I was still waiting. Okay. And every time. And I was appreciative that people cared because there are a lot of things in life to care about. We all have our own things to care about. But everybody kept asking about it. And I appreciated that because they don't have to care about me or my dog.

But they kept asking. And it was awesome. And at the same time, it was just like, just destroy it. Yeah. I mean, oh, okay. So that's it. It sucks. And I don't even think my brain's fully wrapped around it yet.

And, you know, all that hamburgers and steaks he wants now, just as long as he feels good, I'll do whatever it takes. Do you feel like knowing? Because some people... I don't like to know. I already feel myself. And I have to make sure I don't pull away. Oh, wow. I have to make a conscious effort because I have to make a conscious effort because I don't.

I have to, because I know I'll separate it because it already sucks. Like, I'm, it's hard for me to talk about. Bobby, please don't. That, like, I mean, like, my, that, my heart sunk a little bit if you've, like, pull away. I know how I work. I know how I work. And I know how I work.

And I see, like, I don't like that. And so I know that I'll be. No, but he needs you. He doesn't know he, he's sick. That's the great thing about it is he doesn't know he's sick. But he needs you. You need him. That's how you need to look at it.

whether he is consciously aware of the fact of what's going on. I know. He's not. I've already think. Don't pull away. I don't think I'm going to. I think the fact that I have that tool to know that that's what I do is a good thing. That means I've been through enough therapy to realize I suck at things, but at least I know I suck.

And the first way to get better at not sucking is to know you suck. Yeah. So anyway, there's the update. I don't want to talk about it anymore. Like I literally don't want to talk about it anymore and not even be rude. I want to call about it. I appreciate everything. Every note, but I don't talk about it

because I don't go to good places and then I end up crying and I couldn't talk about it yesterday, so I just stopped. I didn't tell anybody. So if you're calling about it, I appreciate it, but just talking real, I want to talk about it.

This is it. And next segment, I'm not talking about it. And I'm going to switch a button and be the robot that I am and life's great. And that's it. So at the end. I'll talk about it. about it. Like, obviously I'll keep people up today. If there's an update to be given, yes.

And I'll probably talk about it. But it's not just not, it's way like a wound. It's fresh. It's fresh. Yep. So, all right, there's that. Thank you. And. Goodbye. We do have a whole head of lettuce here. Amy split it up. It's a head of lettuce challenge. People do it on the internet? She has five minutes to eat old head of lettuce. That's right. She thinks she can do it. No problem. So, and, like, I was just saying I was glad I didn't eat breakfast. That is your normal breakfast. It's the thing. So we can put this on Facebook live

In about five minutes we'll do it Amy will attack the head of lettuce Just five minutes to eat Don't in, don't start nibbling I wasn't You little rabbit over there I'm hungry Listen to this story

So you tell me what you think A farmer Wanted to thank the firefighters who rescued her piglets From a barn fire Okay Oh that's nice of her Yep So

She did so By giving them sausages Made out of the animals they saved. Oh, no. No. No. Wait, wait, wait. When they got bigger. Wait. No. The farmer went by the fire station with the sausages from the pigs. They rescued

six months ago when her barn caught on fire. She said that she promised the firefighters that she'd bring them some sausage from the pigs when they were reared for meat. She said, I gave those animals the best quality of life I could ever give them until they went to slaughter which is what was going to happen anyway. Right. And they go into the food chain,

Sark it alive. The fire system shared the photos of the sausages and people went crazy, they had to delete them, they still thanked her for the meat. How do you feel? Where do you land on this? Because I'm okay with it. Listen, I grew up in a very small town in Arkansas, and there's a lot of times where you raised to eat food, and there are a lot of times you go and you kill food and eat food.

And if this was going to be the case anyway, if these pigs, piglets at the time, they just not so cute to piglets. They raised, and if that's the case, I think it was nice of her. The story just seems weird because. Yeah, it's just weird because you don't want to eat something you rest of it. or have some sort of. Well, okay, a lot of people eat meat. And if people are freaking out about that and making them take it down and there are meat eaters,

you need to stop making people feel weird about it because it is a nice gesture. However, I personally don't want to eat something I have any kind of relationship with. I want to have not known the animal at all. Like my nieces raised farm animals because they're an FFA and they just have to send them off to, you know, after they're done. And my niece got to the point where she doesn't even name them anymore. And she spent so much time with them, but she can't because it's so hard. Yeah, I think maybe she should have lied about it And said, there's some other pigs

And the ones that you guys saved are living in a great life They're working over at the Humane Society with Dogg Perfect That's exactly what she should have done Yeah, here's this Or I baked you a pie So a guy was driving by and he sees this guy fighting his car The guy's car's getting repossessed

That's why he's fighting it because he busts his own window Tried to get into it Then jumps on the back of the tow truck T-truck, tries to start unhooking it and the repayment was taking it because the guy wasn't taking payments it went on for like 10 minutes Oh my god

He busted window Again jumps in the back of the tow truck Starts unclipped trying to unplug trying to unplug it These are the kind of videos Lunchbox likes to watch It's a great video The tow truck's going down the road Swerving trying to throw the guy off

Oh it's great The tow truck is swerving Trying to throw the guy off Yeah because he has a crowbar He's trying to bust in the windows Of the tow truck too Like hey man the repo guy comes in He tries to come in the middle of the night

and sneak out. He's got to get that car because it's dangerous. Yeah, that repo job's not one for me. No, special person that does that. All right, so here we go. Ladies and gentlemen.

Yes. On the internet, it's called the Head of Lettuce Challenge. Amy has an entire head of lettuce. She's split it up. So she's going to have five minutes to eat it. Are you ready? Ready. I'm going to play a song.

How long is the song? Well, that's bad. Hey, put that song up there for him, but. I might chew to the cadence. Is it upbeat? It is not. It's Luke Holmes Hurricane. You don't eat the song?

Can I get like Big Green Tractor or like Good Directions? Something with vegetables. Or rain makes corn? Yeah. No, you will take Hurricane because that's what the boss is put in the music along. Be a rebel. I pick my battles. Go.

He have five minutes. It's on Facebook Live. Amy's doing the head of lettuce challenge. It's so good. Yeah, five minutes, eat the whole thing. A minute and a half to finish the whole head of lettuce. Not looking good. I believe she's broken out and lettuce sweats.

Oh my gosh. I've eaten so much. You have eaten so much? Yeah, but it looks like I haven't eaten anything. Pound it. Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot. On the internet, it's a head of lettuce challenge. Give a better.

I love lettuce, but all of a sudden it's starting to taste funny. But, like, not good. Her eyes are watering. You have like one minute. Like, how much? I'm going like halfway. For sure. Maybe like a fourth.

I'm not going to give up. There you go. She's going, there it is. Take it to the face. How many times I'm going to have? About 45 seconds. You can do it, Amy. You can do it, Amy.

Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy. She has to let us all over her microphone. Oh, it's so. This is sad. I'm good, though. Let me tell you. Yeah, do some more talking because you'll for sure hit it by doing it. Let me tell you.

All right. Time is up. I believe she ate about how much percentage of that head of lettuce? Like, really like a... She ate a fourth. Maybe. Maybe a quarter. Maybe a quarter.

Maybe. I'm sorry, you didn't win. Man, Amy. Eddie ate all the donuts. Easy as pot. And you couldn't eat all the lettuce. It's difficult than you think. And to be fair, Eddie, had more time.

Okay, do you want extra five minutes? No. This is the Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. Hey, Paige and Austin, hey. Hi. I'm glad you called. What's going on?

So there's been a lot of baby talks this week, and I thought I would just chime in and let you know, kind of, I don't know, share with you what I'm doing. kind of cared off opinion. So I am 41 weeks pregnant and obviously, you normally just go to 40 weeks. And so, yeah, we're expecting a baby any day now, hopefully today or tomorrow, maybe this weekend. And I have decided to share it on Facebook Live. Wait, you're going to have the birth on Facebook Live? I'm going to have the birth on Facebook Live. Can you? Is that able to be shown?

It is. And we're going to show the modest first. version. So mainly the whole contractions and laboring part. And we're having a home birth. Yeah. You wouldn't be able to do that at a hospital, I bet, because of Dr. Hippa. Yeah. But I guess I wonder, can you show the woman parts on Facebook Live if it's a baby? Because that's not dirty. You don't have to show that. But I'm saying can you? I don't know. Because on YouTube, you can show babies. Well, they have like policies where, if it's for education purposes you can. But I still don't plan on showing all that stuff. I still hope that it stays pretty modest. Some will slip in there that, I bet. Good luck. I hope everything comes healthy. Like, I'm staying away from that feed,

but good luck. That's crazy, man. I do a show from my house called The Bobbycast, and it's a big podcast. Cana Ferchall was on it recently. John Mayer was on it recently. And we just talk for an hour. And so the songwriter Jonathan Singleton's coming by, he wrote Rascal Flats, Yours if You Want, he wrote Tim McGraw Diamond Rings and old bar stools Tyler Farr

guy walks into a bar So if you like hearing songwriter stories Which I do Like that to me Is my favorite part of Nashville It'll be up tonight

So it's the Bobbycast On IHeart Radio Search Bobbycast And you can Subscribe over there This guy He loves Chick-fil-A I get it

One guy North Carolina loves the chicken chain So much He and his wife stopped for a meal While she was in labor Wes and Lacey Cope were on the way to the hospital

after her water broke. Like her water broke and he still was like, shook it, he was the number three. Hey, you know? No, I don't know. So on the way to the hospital, there was no traffic considering all the craziness going on and even managed to stop at Chick-fil-A to get some breakfast

and headed on in without any real problems, any real traffic jams or weird circumstances. Got to the hospital and if it arrives. Her water broke and he still stopped her chick-play. That's amazing.

And you get a ding. Last night, I was at the ACM honors at the Ryman. And so I was presenting an award with Thomas Wrette to Bob Kingsley. And so get there and it's such a heavy room

that I didn't really deserve to be in because we're taking this picture and it's me and Dolly and Reba and Alan Jackson, George Strait, Lady A, Kelsey, like our friends, but then like the legends are there too, right?

And so, Chris Jansen, who by the way, of every performance last night, Chris Jansen blew the roof off the place. Wow. He sneaks up on you. And you're like, look at a little wiry guy. He comes out and, you know, everybody knows he'd buy him a home. He didn't play this, but, you know, if he's got a new song,

Fix a Drink. Well, I can't fix that. But I can fix a drink. But they were presenting an award to Shell Silverstein who wrote, Anybody, right? What's, what? A walk the one. No, a boy named suit.

Come on. Remember it? It's like a history lesson with you guys. Every time I'm talking about it. Yeah. It doesn't have a hook. It's a poem. And Johnny Cash did it.

So Jansen did a boy named Sue last night. He was big and Ben. The place erupted. Really? It was so good. There's a picture that Christianza tweeted. I didn't know. I guess they had the camera up inside my face.

Because you know how in the award shows I'll put the camera right in front of somebody? Yeah. Like the camera was doing that to me. I was smiling so hard because Chris Jansen was killing it. I was so proud because it was so good. And George Strait, who was pretty stoic the whole time, just watched was taking an instant in the front, was smiling. Wow.

I was like nod in his head. That's cool. It was amazing. Like, Jansen killed it. I talked to, I'm so cool right now. Just pardon me for a second. I walked in and I saw Chris Tableton and I know Chris. And so we talked for a while and I was like, hey, I'm going to tell you.

Like, I've hit 100 listens on from A Room Your Record. I said, I have a favorite song. It's Death Row by far. He's like, that's my favorite song too and nobody ever talks about that song. And I was like, man, it counts has a lead, like, an old Zeppelin song

with like the, and I was talking about guitar tones. We had like the geekiest, most awesome conversation. It's not, what planet do I live on? You're so cool. I am so cool last night. Last night, I was so cool. Today?

No, yeah, yeah, I'm all. I'm the worst. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, somebody's going to beat me up. I walk out here just because I deserve it. But yeah, it was awesome last night. It really was. Are you ready for a pile?

Three, two. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Okay, so Halloween is coming. It's right on the corner, and I saw, like, one of the hottest costumes this year. And it's for girls. You know how girls sometimes just use Halloween as a, excuse to, like, be, you know, sexy nurse or whatever.

So guess what? Think, it's you're obsessed with this. It's something you're into. It's very popular. Oh, feet. No. I'm not into feet. Oh, hold on.

Something Bobby's into. What do I? You're totally into it right now. I like girls with guy names. No, every Sunday. Oh, Game of Thrones. Yeah. Oh, but they're all hot on that show.

Well, no, but people are dressing up as, or they're going to dress up as sexy John Snow. Oh, the girls are dressing up as a guy character. Yeah, it's a costume for women. I saw the funniest meme about Game of Thrones, and you guys aren't Game of Thrones, but you still may respect it. the show is so legit they spend millions of dollars all the episodes

someone took a picture of a scene where you see a truck in the very very back of it like they snapchatted and there's a truck driving like sitting atop of a mountain like a production truck it's funny thing you ever seen

I was laughing last night at the rhyming and I had to go and show Charles Eston Deakin from Nashville I was like look at this somebody left a truck

in the scene on HBO that's pretty cool actually what else you got in well if you are recently enrolled in college or maybe this year's your senior year thinking what you should major in or something, a study found the worst majors to finding a job and making some money. Radio, TV, newspaper.

Yes, those are the worst probably. Okay, worse. Clinical psychology, fine arts, and then composition and rhetoric. Were any of us those? We'd be fine arts. Yeah, we would be. And then if you want a lot of opportunity for employment and to make money, you need to major in petroleum engineering, pharmacy, pharmaceutical sciences, and geophysical

engineering. Any of us? No. I have some buddies that my buddy Courtney was he was doing pharmacy pharmaceutical sales. I was like here's 30. He's like, I'm done with this. Goes in and rolls in the military

and now he's doing patroling. I'm engineering. That's what he learned. Wow, he did all of those. Yes. It's pretty cool. Yeah. What else you got? Well, do you know what kids that are born after 1995 are called? Like we're millennials, right? Barely. We hit that cusp of being in the 80s. We're like, we're

like the eldest, we're the elder, I like to consider myself a millennial, but not the millennials that are like entitled. We're like, since we're, like, like, Morgan number two, our digital girl, she's an entitled millennial. Yeah, are you a millennial? Because she's, yeah. Okay, you were born in 1993, right?

Correct. So if you're born in 1995 or later, you're an, your Igen. Did y'all know that? I gen, like, Igeneration. Yeah, I didn't know that. And listen, Igeners are obsessed with safety and they're less likely to go out with their parents.

It's because they're like eight. Yeah, they're kids right now. That's why. They're still watching SpongeBob. You guys. That's why, Amy. No, stop. 9.95.

They're at least 20. It means, if you're born in the last five years, you're called K-Jing. I was wondering why. I was like, wow. They still get rights from their parents. They're like, they still go to elementary school. Like, how stupid are these K-Gener? Well, it also says they're less likely to get into a car with someone who has been drinking.

So it's like we're getting smarter, which speaking. which speaking of drinking and driving, FYI, there's now a breathalizer you can keep in your purse. You know, just throw it in there if you happen to be going out. And there's strips that are coated with a compound that changes color when it comes into contact with saliva and it'll tell you immediately if you've had too much to drink.

Wonder how reliable they are, though. Like if you were to get pulled over and you said, no, no, I just did this. It has to be just... Well, I find it they kind of give colors. Like green means you're good to go. Yellow means exercise. Oh, it's like a mood ring.

Too many colors. This is not a thing. You know what means exercise caution. I'm like, that probably means like, don't drive. It's not traffic light. Give me good or yes or no. That's it. Yeah.

There you go. There's Amy's pile. Thank you. That was Amy's pile of stories. Bobby Bones, everybody. We're transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Boll show. Come on, Bob.

There are new M&M's coming out that tastes like Oreos. What? Which seems like sensory overload of tongue. This one's amazing. It does sound amazing. Eminem's announced. their newest fall flavor of cookies and scream. Oh.

I get it. The M&Ms are holding Oreos on the package. They're on sale at Target. A woman invited a Tinder date over, and he stole her dog. No way. Hey, by the way, this just in. Somebody just handed me this. There are sketchy people on Tinder.

Just news. Is that right? Yeah. An 18-year-old woman in New Jersey was house-sitting Sunday night. She met a guy on Tinder. She said, hey, come over. He brought a buddy with. with them, which isn't it.

By the way, he's not a good sign. Don't let two people on the house. According to the police, the guy did something to distract the woman and his buddy stole the dog and they went off. That's some, as the millennials would say, that's savage. Savage. They do say that. Morgan number two writes it on our Twitter.

Savage. I did that yesterday. She was like, Lindsay and Bobby arguing on the air, savage. All I think about is the macho man. Yeah. Randy the macho man. Savage. Yeah, yeah, yeah, savage.

Last night, Thomas Wright and I wore the same clothes to the ACM honors. We didn't mean to. Savage. Savage. Savage even. Savage even. And we had to present an award together, and we were wearing the same suit. And it's posted.

It has like 25,000 likes because people think it's a funniest thing they've ever seen. It's pretty funny. That side-by-side is just perfect. We're just standing there on stage. You're just looking at something. Both of you guys wearing the exact same thing. Appreciate you guys hanging out on Thursday. I hope you go back and listen to the show because I had a Riba story, a George Strait story, a Chris Stapleton story, and I had a Dolly Parton story.

So much. It was so much. And you kind of look cool now. That's the thing. I'm not, though. That's why I should have like spread out over a full year. Thanks for listening. We're back tomorrow.

Old Dominia performs live on the show. Female Friday with Jillian Jacqueline and dance parties. and we just appreciate you being here. Hear the whole show back on IHart Radio. Just go to IHartRadio and search Bobby Bones Show on Demand. Have a great rest of your Thursday. I'm on Instagram. Thomas Redd and I presented an award last night,

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