The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby’s Awkward Charity Event Experience + Lunchbox & Eddie Audition For Amy’s 30 Second Skinny + Creative Punishments For Kids

Episode Date: November 20, 2017

Bobby shares his awkward charity event experience, Lunchbox and Eddie compete for Amy’s '30 Second Skinny' fill-in duty and creative ways to punish misbehaved children Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morning. Eddie and I were playing some raging idiot shows in Kansas and Missouri. What'd you do? Oh, um, what did we do? Oh, had a girls night. The girls from the show. Yeah? Yeah. Morgan number one, which tall web girl, Morgan number two, and Hillary phone girl. Wow. I use their names. Yeah, whatever you want to call. I don't care. Look at you taking them all out. Like the mama bear.

Yeah, well, I didn't take them anywhere. I had them to my house. But are you like peers with them? Or are you like the older sister? Well, no, now, especially now that I'm probably the mom. Let's be honest. Because I'm like, they're all basically 24 and I'm 36. You're a big sister then. Okay, I'm big sister. I don't know. You'll have to ask them. Morgan number two, our web girl. Do you feel like Amy's like a big sister or like a mom or an aunt or what?

And Ed? Yeah. Definitely big sister. Big sister? Okay. Yeah, you're cool. Not like twin, big sister. You're cool?

Amy, just take it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I forget to tell you this story. So this is from my... How did we forget to tell this story? Do you know what I'm going to tell? I'm thinking. That's why I'm like, how are we just now telling this?

This is from last week. This needs to be retold later, too. No, don't. Because Amy should have been the one reminding you because it's such an Amy Bragg story. Yeah, yeah. But I remembered it because we're talking about this. Amy and I are. backstage at the

Country Rising concert. And I was hosting it and Lady A was about to go on. And so, well, we're close with the Lady A, folks. Hillary, I know really well. Charles, I know pretty well, and Dave, okay. But I know Hillary's well, I know her husband. So, and Hillary's husband plays drums in Lady A. So

they have Isley. Their daughter. Who she's getting big. Yeah. And they're walking through. And Isley is being carried by Hillary's husband. And she sees Amy and goes, hi, Kelsey. And thinks Amy's Kelsey Baller. Damn. What up?

And I was like, what'd you say? Say what? And then once she saw my full face, you kind of saw her go, oh. Like she realized and no she was disappointed because that wasn't Kelsey. But point is, she definitely thought I was Kelsey ballerini, which proves my point where people have said before that we look like, and Kelsey's like 24 and I'm 36. So really what I take away from that is, I look 24. There you go. Or 22.

How old is Kelsey? She's young. Whenever I was like, hey, Amy was like, yeah, I told me. I know. I was a face bomb. Yes, and there's other witnesses, too. No, I saw it. I'm the only witness.

That's good. We'll take it. Yeah, because if that had happened and Bobby wasn't there, there's no way y'all to believe. Zero percent. Yeah. I wouldn't believe it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bobby Booms.

Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. There was a Walmart cashier at a store in Clarkdale, Mississippi. And there was an old guy who's coming through, had trouble counting his money. He's like, let me count my money here, one penny. And he goes through the checkout and has a bag of change. And he had to start over like several times. And so the lion starts to get longer and longer.

And so the cashier's like, don't worry, she walks to the other side, helps him count all the money. Everybody in line just kind of took it, counted all out, helped him with the stuff, moved him on out. That's awesome. Yeah. Two pennies. Ah, I got a star over again. Shucks. Poor little guy.

So to the Walmart cashier that helped him, that's really cool. I see you. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond, country music legend. Mel Tillis died over the weekend. Mel was 85 years old.

In other news, a Sky West plane was forced to make an emergency landing after a piece of the engine fell off. Luckily, it landed safely. Everybody's okay. And finally, Trader Joe's is recalled a bunch of packaged salad because they could have glass in them, taken back for a full refund. Yeah, the Bobby Bone Show.

All right, it's Monday, and here's your positivity. Tell me something good time. Tell me something good. All right, lunchboxing coming to you first. Tell me something good. There's a random good Samaritan in Aurora, Colorado. They were at a little train station. There's a blind man with his cane walking up towards the little tracks.

And he's about to cross the tracks. And there's a train coming. Someone grabs the blind man and the train goes by. You see it all in the video. Save the man's life. It was amazing. I mean, the train went whoosh right by him. Wow.

Wow. Grabbed him. Ah, Amy. Okay, so Montana police officers, they've been pulling people over for minor infractions, like a broken tail light or a few miles over the speed limit. And they're giving them a warning and a turkey for Thanksgiving. So they're not getting a ticket. I saw that.

And I saw if they pulled you over for a major crime, they gave you a full meal. You got some dressing and cranberries and everything. Like grand larceny, you get the whole thing. Yeah, yeah. No, I did. I did see that. Yeah, it's awesome. This group of Michigan nurses, they're the Michigan.

Nurses Association. And so it's a big group. And they're a part of it. They paid off $1 million in medical debt for like 500 families. That's amazing. Whoa. Yeah. And medical debt will cripple you.

Totally. Totally. Because you can't help it. And then here you are. Just stuck. So shout out to them. That is amazing. Positivity.

Tell me something good. There you go. The Bobby Bone Show. All my tires are low this morning. I wake up and it's like, I'm on four balds that are on the rims because the weather changes and then the thing's flat. You get this all alerts in your car? It goes, tires are low.

Yeah. Might be nails. No, it's not. It could be. It's the weather. You wake up in the wet. Am I frozen over this morning? Oh, yeah. I had to get the CD case out.

Did you? Yeah. Luckily, I remembered it when I started on my car, but it was a bit too late. But I drove in and I saw Amy's new SUV here today. Yeah. Look at that. White. I was going to run into it, but it was white.

So you saw it. Yeah, her husband said, you have to get a white one. Because Amy's kind of a clumsy driver. And so she got a white SUV. And looking good up there. So I took up two spots, so nobody hit you? No. I did not?

I'm just kidding. Oh, I was like, did I? Because that was never heard. Accidentally, yes. So, yeah. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, boys. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. It's also a Dirk's birthday today.

Happy birthday, Dirk's. Did you know that? I do now. Oh, dang. Take a look at 5 and 10. Do you know how old is? 40. 42.

That he's 40. He likes to be 40. He likes to be 40. 42? Tries in every store. It's hard you didn't know. I mean, I think I did know when I didn't wake up thinking it. I did.

I was like, Doug's birthday. Yeah, November 20th. My average person can hold their breath for how long? 20 seconds. One minute. One, one minute. I wonder how long I could hold it for. You, eight seconds, because you need to talk about it.

You'd start doing it. I need to talk about this. Oh, yeah, I could crush a minute pretty easily. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know people have their weddings on Thanksgiving sometimes? Why? Because everybody's already together.

Yeah, families there. That makes sense. How annoying. You have a wedding on Thanksgiving. Or awesome, because all the foods already planned, too. You're like turkey. The whole article was the two worst days to have a wedding. Thanksgiving and New Year's Eve. Oh, yeah. And Thanksgiving was number one, and Amy had hers on New Year's Eve.

I did, and I thought it was pretty awesome. Apparently, it was miserable. Eddie, would you ever get a tattoo of your kid's artwork? Yeah, I guess so. I mean, that would be unique. Would you ever get it? But you're not, you can take a tattoo. Like, you're the biggest wimp on the show.

For some reason, I do never, I've never thought about getting a tattoo, ever. Like, it's not even a plan of mine, and I just don't think I'll go through life without I get a tattoo. Your brother has a tattoo. He does. He has, I think he has two. He's a stunted pilot's tattoo. Yeah, I don't think my parents know that. It's a nice one, bones.

You should get a... Oh, he's like a grown adult. He's like 45. Yeah. And it's huge. Yeah, he's always come out of the shower with a towel over it. Oh. Our whole life.

Even during Christmas. But they're not listening. It's too early in the morning for them to be listening. Who knows? I think they do podcasts. Oh. Morning, Daddy's folks. Hey!

Surprise Mom and Dad! J.K., JK, JK. Or it can be the motor oil. STP. Yeah, I think it's the band. He just claims he likes the logo. Yeah? Oh.

All right, thanks for hanging this morning. That can't really. For real. You should get Pearl Jam. Oh. Get out of here. Are your kids' son and rainbow? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, they had that show called The Four that's coming out on Fox? You've heard about that. No? Yeah, we've talked about it on the show. Oh. And I talked about going and talking about being the judge. We've talked about it like five times.

Okay, sorry, I forgot it was called The Four. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. And we have to do promos. I think our company's doing something with them too. Yes. Now I know what you're talking about. I just forgot what it was called.

They have a Diddy, DJ Khalid, Megan Tray, and Charlie Walk are. the panel and then what happens is four people get up and then somebody tries to out they pick one of them and then they go and try to beat them one-on-one take one of their spots and so this was one of the shows that I went that they haven't announced their host yet and pretty much if Fergie doesn't take it which it's not even known yet so I probably get in trouble for saying this if Fergie doesn't take it then it's between Vanessa Lachay and myself to take it wow or somebody else oh oh okay

That was the whole weekend. I was getting called and like, hey, listen. What happened is they don't want too many, this was that they don't want too many people, like they're female or male or white, or they don't want anything too similar. So they have a white guy on the judging panel already. They're like, ooh, it's tougher them to take another white male host.

But if Fergie doesn't take it, there's a chance. You let me know. Have your people call my people, you know what I mean? So, yeah, that show was announced. I'll let you know. I'll let you know if I'm out. All right. I got to quit the show.

He would do that. Bobby Bonesh. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Congratulations, Chris Jansen. He has another number one song with Fix a Drink. It's at the top of the charts. It's the first single from his album, Everybody.

So, I know we're looking forward to what he's going to come out with next. And this is official. After teasing on the CMA Awards that they might be making new music together, Sugar Land confirmed that they have. have indeed been in the studio working on a record. So Sugar Land, back together. I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny. Bobby Bone Show.

Bonehead. Norrie of the day. This story comes to us from Lakeview, Florida. A woman walked into a bank, pulled out a gun, and said, I need some money. Made them take her to the vault. Got $126,000 in cash and left. Wow. Only a problem is she quit working there about a month ago, so they recognized her, and they called police.

Showed up in her house, and she was arrested. What? Like, there's no way, right? That's why she's a bonehead. But you would go rob a bank that you... Did you at least have a mask on? She put on makeup and wore a nightgown. Oh. Oh.

Yeah, sometimes that'll do it, but not this time. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show. Kind of a personal dilemma for Lunchbox to buy life insurance for himself because his wife suggested it. So I guess you think she's going to try to off you or something? Well, I had never heard anything about life insurance

And just the other day She was like, hey, you ever thought about getting life insurance? And I was like, well, you're the one that gets it if I die So why are you bringing that up? And so I thought about it And everybody's like, no, you need to do it. So I took the plunge and I bought life insurance. So I'm just putting you guys on notice.

If something happens, you need to hire a detective because there's something suspicious. Well, they always say if something goes down, it's always the person to invest. investigate that it's the closest to her. Yes, because she watches a lot of those dateline and, you know, whatever, snapped and things like that. So I'm a little nervous that she's up to something, but I'm taking a chance. You're nervous?

Your wife of two years is up to something. Yeah, because she suggested life insurance. She's never suggested that ever, but all of a sudden it's like, hey, why do you go ahead and click that life insurance button, Mr. Lunchbox? And I was like. Mr. Lunchbox. But I did it. cost you a month, you know? Like six bucks?

What's the payout? It's more than my salary. Yeah, get it. Smart woman. This kid 13 years old was suspended for talking back to those teachers at school. So three days and his mom said, hey, you got to go work for free for those three days. So she went up and put up on all the light posts. He will work for free.

Yard service. He will do regular. leaves, mow yard, whatever you need. He gave us a call. So for three days, this 13-year-old is out doing community service for the neighbors. I'm reading this. That's pretty good. She put it on Facebook, too.

Yeah, that's awesome. Oh, man. That's social media. It'll get you now. Yep. So I'll ask this to you parents that they're creative ways you've had to punish your kids. Because, again, there are certain ways that you can get to certain people, get to certain people. I mean, I even deal with that on the show with different personalities.

And not punishing, but just talking to. has to be communicated with differently. But creative ways you've had to punish your kid. 877-77 Bobby. That's the phone number. Kid got to spend it three days and the mom was like, okay, for three days you'll be going out and doing it.

I bet that was one nice neighborhood, though. Trash picked up. Yard mode. This kid got to spend it for three days at school. He's 13 years old. And his mom said, okay, so she gets on Facebook and she says, hey, my kid will do whatever work you need. break your leaves, mow your yard, clean your gutters,

and then just to make it worse, she goes and put signs up on all the light holes all around the neighborhood. I was like, man, that is a creative way to punish your kid. Becky and Virginia, thank you for calling. What's going on? I just had something to say about how you correct your children. My son was 18, turned 18. He had just had surgery and was on crutches on his foot. and on the way to the doctor's office for his follow-up, he just thought he was going to fast-mouthed me,

and I told him that wasn't going to work, and he said, I'm 18 years old. I'm a man now. I said, okay. And I dropped him off in front of the doctor's office, and he said, where are you going? I said, I'm going home. He said, what am I supposed to do? I said, you're a man. Call a cab.

Dang! Yay! Got it! And he showed up. at home and a yellow cab. That's funny. An hour and a half later, because if you're 18 years old, then you figure it out if you want to sass mouth your mama.

That's funny. Good call. Appreciate you. Daddy, because he's now, this, my son is now a police officer. You taught him. Yeah, you. There you go. Nah, probably a better cop, too.

You taught him a lesson. Don't sass mouth your mom. How about this one? This is a funny one. Hello. Amber in Iowa. Good morning. Good morning.

Thank you for calling and tell me your story. Yeah, my two boys, they were eight and five at the time, and we were at the barber shop getting their haircut, and they decided to act up, so I told the barbers to stop, and we walked out with terrible haircuts for six weeks. Wait a minute. So in mid-haircut, you said, Mr. Barber,

please stop, and they left with half-haircuts. Yep. And they lived with them for six weeks. Six weeks, yep, six weeks. never acted up again there. That's amazing. That's an amazing story. So good.

Yeah. I appreciate you. That's a great story. Thank you for calling. I'm learning so much. Yeah, Amy, you got two on the way. Taking notes. Eddie, you ever have doing anything with your nine-year-old?

I'm learning a lot. Our thing is we try to find the one thing that he's really loving at that moment. And with his thing is movies. So just recently, I finally just had to pull the movie card. He can't see a movie for the next two months. Oh, two months. Yeah, that's big. I know.

He robbed a bank? What, two months? No, he hasn't robbed a bank yet. No, he was just sassinous, man. The last, like, two weeks he's just had an attitude of, like... Two months? That's like 2018. He's not going to see a movie till next year.

He's not going to a movie. Like, it's not the end of the world, but it hit him hard. It's like, that's what he loves to do. So he can watch a movie at home? Oh, that's nothing. I thought you're saying, like, he can't even watch, like, elf come Christmas. I was like, sing. That's nothing.

He loves going to the pictures. No, stop it. Of course. We all fought Eddie for the first time enforced some tough rule and then we realized no, he can't go to the movie theater between noon and two on Saturday only.

So we have a year? Yes, yes. Thank you. Let's go over to Ryan and Virginia. Hey, Ryan, good morning. Good morning. Thank you for hanging out. Yeah, first time caller.

Yay! So my sister is very strong-willed and really likes to call my parents' bluff. So they were driving down the interstate one time and it was my mom and my sister in the car and my mom kept saying stop talking to me like that stop acting like this and my mom said if you don't stop I'm gonna make you get out so my sister didn't stop and my mom kicked her out of the car on the side of the interstate and made her wait for my dad who was five miles back and my mom called

my dad and said you might want to pick your daughter up on the side of the road oh my gosh that sounds really that sounds like old school that's nicey yeah that was hard The side of the interstate? The highway? Oh, boy. A lot of best cars. I don't know how I feel about that one. For dangerous.

Hey, thank you for the call. She's okay, right? Appreciate you. Yeah, she's okay, right? Oh, she's fine. Okay, to this day, she, like, can't get on highways. They still can't find her. Yeah.

Okay. Highway, yeah. Okay. Whoa. Whoa. Oh. All right, you're never going to get it. Let's go. The day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day for this profession.

All right, the day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day for this profession. Think about it. We'll give a caller on you guys all one shot. The never going to get it is the day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day for this profession. Amy A car salesperson Oh that's an interesting one now Not it though

Lunchbox Today at Thanksgiving Waiter waitresses No Eddie what's you got Fitness Fitness Yeah trainers

Wow wow wow Oh you don't like that one No because people They give up around Thanksgiving Christmas and they're like New Year New Year Oh Now Andrea you get one shot

What is it? Is it retail? It is not What? No it's not retail Appreciate you, though. Yeah, it is actually plumbers. Uh-oh.

Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Locked up the toilet again. The day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day of the year for plumbers. This is a Bobbybone show. It's Dirk's birthday today. Amy has our top three Dirk's songs since it's Dirk's birthday.

Coming in at number three. Home. Number two for Dirk's birthday. I love this one. I hold on. Yeah. I hold on. And Amy's favorite Dirk song ever, Amy?

Oh, nothing will ever touch this one. Come a little closer. Come a little closer, baby. He doesn't even play it anymore. I feel like letting go. You played it in here. Yeah. Sing it to you.

You started giving it like a six-year girl. Yeah. Of everything that stands between us and the love we used to know. I love a cleansing A favorite Dirk song It's probably riser, man That's the jam right there It's hard to pick, huh?

No, I mean, I just probably Light, I think, yeah, yeah, yeah Wasn't it hard to pick I was thinking like, what is it? And immediately, riser came to mind Because I'm a riser Oh, that was the one That's the version from the

Never mind, I'll probably the wrong one That was like the version we made After it was just natural disaster Yeah, yeah, probably not that one. What was the, it Christmas toy when you were a kid because I'm watching all these new stories and they're like the tickle me almost back

oh boy how many times this thing can come back it's like the big rib of toys like this tickle me almost back like every third year so when you were a kid what was like the toy that everybody wanted because I can remember being like nine and I was like I want some hit sticks and what they were they were drumsticks

and you didn't have to touch anything you just played them on the air and whenever you would like make the hit it would go pop that's cool because I couldn't afford a drum So I was like, I want hit sticks. And so for me, that was the toy that I always wanted. And I got some hit sticks. I remember my grandma buying it for me. And they lasted about, I don't know, a day and a half.

But you take them and you just, you didn't need a drum kit. So for me, that was it. Nintendo's were too expensive. But Scott and my next door neighbor got a Nintendo. So I'd go over there and play Duck Hunt sometimes. Yeah. But other than that... That's what's coming to my mind.

Like anything Nintendo or the guns for Ducknut, Duck Hunt? Powerpad. Oh, oh. Go ahead. I was trying to think there was something. I mean, but we played a lot of games, but I don't think it was like hot, but I used to love playing Twister all the time. Okay, man, Twister's old school. I was really good. Were you born in the 60s? Really? I mean, I don't think that was ever like a hot item, but all I know is my grandma would always get me Madame Alexander dolls. Like, whatever the hot item was, it didn't matter. Every year, I got this doll that's like a collector. item. And I probably have like a hundred now, which is really creepy, and they're all in their

boxes. I wonder if I could sell them. They had, remember Pogo balls? That was a big thing we're really young. Pogo balls. Oh, yes. It was like a big ball with a platform on it. Yeah, and you jump on the Pogo ball. I remember that, man. Yeah, kids are turning their ankles all day long, all the time on Pogo balls. I played tetherball. Did y'all play tetherball? Yeah, but not the same thing. Yeah. That was already at school. What do your kids want? My kids, they want a list of things. I mean, they just go to the store and they start picking everything. Is it like, because Producer Eddie has a nine-year-old and a four-year-old, is it like a registry for them?

Yes. So we take them to like Toys or Us or wherever and they just go down the line and then they take a picture of that and that. I forgot you do that with the kids. Because we get them nothing year round. Like nothing. Not even for their birthdays, really we get one gift, but they get showered with gifts from their friends or whatever.

But Christmas is the time that we get to spend on them. And so they go hard. But do they get everything they take a picture of? No, no, no, no, we get to choose from that picture. Do they make a list and, like, prioritize? Yes. Yes, they do. So is there a big item that they want?

Yeah, they'll go for, like, the major Lego, like the Star Wars Lego that has, like, 2,000 pieces. And do they end up using it and building it, or does it just kind of go away? So they build that, and then they destroy it, and then it goes into the pile of all the Legos that they have, which is beginning to be a big pile. So it's like a big mountain of Legos at your house now? We bought a plastic table, and now all the Legos are on the table. Do you ever step on in the middle of the night?

Yeah. That's a real thing. Hurt your foot in the middle of the night stepping out of Lego. Yeah. I guess you have two boys. I guess Legos have always been a thing, huh? I think they're always going to be a thing. Have you taken them to Lego Land?

No, but they talk about it. Where is that? Different cities, yeah. Different cities have them. Oh, it's not like Disney World? It is, but major cities have them. There's more than like two? Yes, yes.

Interesting. A minute ago, we were doing our never going to get it. And it was, this profession has the biggest day after. Thanksgiving and it was plumbers and we're all like, ooh, we got off the air, we're like, ooh, how gross. But I got a message that it's not because of why we were going, it's because turkey grease is so hard

to get out of pipes. Oh, like the kitchen Yeah, we're all like, ooh, how disgusting. But yeah, it's a turkey grease, why? Like our mom went right to like a different kind of gutter? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Shout out Keith Urban.

He won three awards at the American Music Awards last night. All in the country category, favorite male artists, favorite album for rip chord, and favorite song for Blue Angel Color. And then Carrie Underwood won for Vest Female and Little Big Town for Group. So, congrats to that. And then you're driving along and your car goes off the highway. And then Harrison Ford comes to your rescue. How cool would that be?

What movie is that? No, it's not a movie. This just happened yesterday. Oh. A woman, her car, drove off the highway, and Harrison Ford, was driving behind her when she lost control. He saw the crash. She went into an embankment on the freeway.

He pulled over, rushed to her aid. Some other by seniors came up. They stayed with her to keep her safe until paramedics arrived. How old is that guy? He's like 75. I'd be like, oh, man, can I get somebody younger? Can I need some help? Yeah, I don't know exactly his age.

But yeah, he's 75. Good guess. I think I know that because he's still flying airplanes sometimes. Oh, that's it. No, like he's almost like he did crash one plane. I think he's had a couple of incidents. He almost hit the top of a commercial airplane when he was landing. Yeah, I'm like.

And he likes to fly these planes that were made before he was born. Like biplanes. Yeah. He's like, I'd like to fly a plane on the anniversary of my birth. Like Snoopy flies. It's like the Wright brothers flew this exact plane. I think I'll take it for a spin. Yes.

That's good for him, though, for helping that. I know. I love it. I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny. If you ever want to feel like you're losing touch, watch the AMAs. Because I watched some of it last night. No idea what was happening.

Oh, really? There were times I saw Pink on the side of the building, and I've seen Pink do that thing where she swings around, and sometimes I'm like, okay, Pink, I get it. You can do the Cirque Day Soleil thing. That stuff's hard, too. But she did it on the side of a building in Vegas on the outside of it. Like, that was crazy.

It was like a new level. So I saw that. That was pretty cool. I saw Christina Aguilera singing the Whitney stuff, and people were giving her a hard time. Some were like, she was amazing. Some were like, she wasn't that good. I thought it was pretty good.

but I thought she was What's the girl? I'm so Iggy Azelia at first I was like she looked like Iggy Azelia singing You see a picture over? Yeah, because her hair was blonde and like slicked back. Yeah.

So I was like, why is Iggy Azelaia coming out to sing Whitney Houston? Because I had it on mute. I was working on some stuff. But I saw that. And then there's this group. They're K-pop. What country's K-pop from?

Mike? Is it Korea? K for Korea? Look that up. So it's Korea? Yeah. So there's like 17 of them, right?

And they've got 10 million followers and they were performing last night. They did this song called DNA. Now, and I will also say, until Justin Bieber got put on Despacito, I didn't know what was going on. Like, I don't know the words, so I can't sing along.

This is all in, I believe, Korean. And it's getting played now. It's going to be a big thing. And they performed last night. And again, it's called DNA from BTS is the name of the group. Okay, they're K-pop here And again,

I was watching it, I know any of the words But I'm out of touch at this point And maybe they make a version Maybe they make a version where they put little English things in it Because they did that with Despacito

with Bieber, you know, Despacito. Then they said all the other words, the Spanish words that I don't know. Some of them I do, though. But, like, La Bamba, at this point, I've learned that work. It's taken a long time. It's taken a lot of years. And then, not only that, but, like, Macarena.

At first, it was all Spanish, but then they made an English version. Oh, right. Because it was like, you know, oh, Marcarina, all right? And then I was like, let me tell you about my boyfriend. His name. They had a... Yes. But I wonder that DNA group's going to be huge.

Or that TN, whatever they are, BTS. I don't even know. DNA. Whatever. DNA's the song, BTS is the group. And there's translations online of what they're saying. I'm sure there are. Hey, Morgan, number two, you're 24 years old.

Are you a big fan of BTS, the K-pop group, Sweeping the Nation? I have to say no. I don't really get it, honestly. I just have, it's the translation. It's tough for me right now. Ooh. The music's kind of cool. Sounds cool.

There's a lot of them. All I do is I look at a group that big and go, how do they get paid? Because they're splitting money a lot of ways. And if it's a boy band, somebody's got complete control of that anyway, and they ain't getting paid. What are you looking up? I'm just reading the lyrics of what they're, like, actually saying in English. What are they saying? My DNA wants you from the beginning.

Every time I see her, I'm in shock. It's fascinating, weird, how I can't breathe. Maybe. This is like every other song. Yeah, just kind of know. Which, by the way, I was getting a little heat this weekend. And I think it's unfair. So what happened is we started playing that BB-Rexa Florida Georgia Line song meant to be, and it's really good.

It's just really good. And so we played it, and every time we played our listeners, we're download it like crazy. So they were like, ah, we're going to put it on, send it to country radio too. And like half the crowd's like, oh, come on, why would you do that, Bobby? The other half's like, oh, it's a great song. I would just like to say, it's a great song. I mean, it's just a, it's not great as in, like, song of the year, but it's such a fun song that stop with your complaining.

You can blame me all you want for this song. I'm happy this song's coming to radio. Because it's the jam. This is BB Rexa in Florida, Georgia Line. Listen. Baby, lay on back and relax. Kick your pretty feet up on my dash. No need to go nowhere fast.

Let's enjoy right here where we are. Hi, this is Joshua David Stein, host of the Fatherly podcast, the perfect podcast for the Improvac the imperfect parent. Join us as we talk to dads like Ken Burns, Tom Colicchio, and John Legend about fatherhood. Listen free by searching for the fatherly podcast on IHeart Radio or wherever you subscribe to your favorite podcasts.

Bobby Bones, everybody. The Bobby Bonds show. Amy's been laughing at herself over there. It's now time for the morning corny, which she's built up in the room. Here we go. The morning. Corny.

How did DEA agents start all of their jokes? How do DEA agents start all of their jokes? Nark, narc. That's very funny. I know. That was the Morning Corny. That's very funny. What DEA show did I watch recently?

You know, I don't know if they're DEA, but I watched that Mine Hunter, a Netflix, where they go on the interview people. Do what I watch last night? Oh, don't watch my Instagram story, because I got a message who was a little too violent. I started watching. Oh yeah, what is that? I saw it on there. Yeah, it's the Punisher. Yeah.

It's one of those Marvel shows. You know, Mike D. loves to go to these nerd movies. And I like some of them, too. It's super... I love the TV shows. Like the Punisher and then the rest of them. But that Punisher is good.

And on my InSys story, Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram, like, if you go to my story, I posted a scene from it last night. Apparently it was a little too violent of a scene to put on Insta story. But it's TV. It's not real. It's good. I watched one episode.

I picked it. over Stranger Things. I'm only like six in. I just can't get into Stranger Things too. Oh no. But the Punisher is good. I'm only one in, man. Yeah. Bobby Bones Show. Tomorrow, Amy goes to Haiti, and she's going to leave during the show. So, half the

show. I'm going to be wrangling cats with these two over here. You ready for us, Bones? I'm sure to be fine. That's fine. So, Amy, will only be for part of the show tomorrow. part of the show will be these two.

But someone's going to have to do Amy's Skinny. So audition time. Oh, boy. Yeah, lunchbox you're up first. Now, Amy's 32nd Skinny. If you win, you'll get to do it tomorrow. Are you ready? Here we go.

Three, two. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Who would have ever thought Luke Bryan gets jealous of another man? That's right. Blake Shelton was named Sexiest Man alive. and Luke Bryan admitted, man, I'm a little bit jealous. It wasn't me.

That's pretty crazy because you think Luke Brian, superstar, rich, famous, all the ladies love him, but he's jealous of Blake. And Chris Jansen with another number one song, Fix the Drink, hit it. You're supposed to have a clip up there somewhere. You never told me there was a clip. So you have to communicate with me that there's something up here. Well, there's a clip up there. I mean, Ray was supposed to point it out to you.

No one told me. this happened to look. I can get you feeling right. I can get you buzz. I can get you smiling. I can make you feel. That's his latest number one from his newest album, everybody. And that is your 30 second skinny. All right. Pretty solid.

Good job. The only thing I would say is communicate a little more. I had no idea there was a clip. Yeah, I mean, I sent it to Ray and he's always the one that tell, I thought he was going to tell you, but I guess, you know, whatever. Hey, it's cool. It's my fault. I'm not going to point the finger, it's my fault.

Oh, I like that. I like how you take it on yourself. That's what a leader does. But he sort of didn't. He did point the finger. Eddie, ready? Yeah, hey, wait, before we start, do you have my clip ready?

Which I got to communicate with you? Which one would that be? It's a fix a drink, Chris Jensen. Okay, I do have it. Okay, thank you. Here we go. Come on. Hey, always learn from others.

Yeah, that's right. That's a good leadership. Quick learner. Quick learner. There we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Oh my goodness.

You saw how Blake. Sheldon was named the Sexiest Man Alive, right? Well, guess what? His buddy, Luke Brian, now he's so jealous of his buddy Blake because he was not named Sexiest Man Alive. Isn't that funny? How funny is that? Did you ever see Luke like being, I can't believe my buddy got sexiest man alive?

Oh my gosh. It's just so funny. Anyway, Chris Hansen, congratulations to him because he has a new number one song, Fix a Drink. We love that guy. He's so awesome. That's off his new album, everybody, and that's Eddie doing Amy's 30 seconds game. Okay, so Eddie, I give you a solid 7.5. Nice work, nice work, nice work, nice work.

Good job. Lunchbox. Go ahead and give it to me. If you're over a 7.5, you get the skinny tomorrow. Oh, yeah, I understand. I understand what that means. I understand the rating system. Lunchbox, you get a 7.6. Tomorrow lunchbox we'll be hosting Amy's 30 Second Skinny. Nice work, buddy.

Yeah. Amy and I go to this charity event, and it's at this massive house. And so we go, and it starts at 7 p.m. And it's at a house. And so it's 6.58, and we're there. Yeah, it's awkward. I was like, no, no, no, it's not awkward. No, no, it's awkward.

I get everywhere on time. And so I was like, Amy, we're meeting this time, because I drove. at like 6.15 p.m. We drive down. 6.58. We are there ready to pull him the driveway at the house. And it was like, we can't go now. Yeah, I was like, no, no, no, we're not. Like, we can't. I was like, Amy, but the invitation for the charity event

at 7 p.m. She's like, we can't go now. So Amy may we go sit on a side street. Yeah. For like 18 minutes, we just had to sit there on a side street because she did not want to be on time. Yeah. There is no need to be. Because there was like a little cocktail reception before. Like, people were just hanging out. Like, nothing had started. We would just be standing there by ourselves awkwardly, which, hello, we were at least, yeah, 18 to 20 minutes late, and we still stood there by ourselves awkwardly. Yeah, that's part of my fault.

I was like, Bobby, why do you set yourself up for awkwardness? Like, let's just be late. But if I'm going to go somewhere, I'm going to be on time. Yeah, but these people, they don't. But we go, and we go, and it's very fancy. And, you know, I don't, I'm not very good in social situations. I'm supposed to talk to people, I don't know. And so I go, and Amy's the opposite.

Amy goes in, doesn't know a soul, and it's like, party! And she's just like, hello, hello! And I'm just like, ugh. So I go and stand up against the wall, right? I'm up against the wallpaper. And Amy sees me suffering because I don't know anybody. I don't know who talked to. And I feel like I'm just bothering people.

Like, nobody wants to talk to me. These are all like people with like real jobs and like, like, so I'm over on the wallpaper and Amy comes over and Amy's trying to make me feel comfortable when she comes up. She goes, yeah, wallpaper is nice and so we can just eat it. And I was like, yeah, so we stood over on her on the wall. It's like here it's like Willy Wonka, like chocolate factory. I mean, this house is decorated as such that, yeah, maybe you feel like if you lick it, it tastes like chocolate. She's feeling me, though.

She found something common to talk about. But then we were real awkward with it. Together? I had told Bobby about how the bathrooms have black toilet paper. So I had to go to the bathroom. And then Bobby comes in with me just to check out. I was like, let me say it black toilet paper. Everybody's looking around like, why are those two going?

We left the door open. I just wanted to see it. But then he checks out the toilet paper and he's like, whoa, that's crazy. And then he locks out and I'm like, oh my gosh, so awkward. And they carry around these trays and there's like, is it champagne or wine? They had both. Okay. And so they're like, and I don't drink.

And so I'm there with both hands just like twiddling my thumbs. And I'm like, hey, do you have any cider? And so they have to go find a bottle of cider. They didn't have to, but I just asked. They went and found a bottle of cider. And it was kind of awkward because they brought me like three of them at once. And they were like, you know, we don't want you to know, I have to say, they had like three sides. It looked like I was just getting.

Bobby was like, okay, fine, I'll take all three. Yeah, I was like triple fist insiders. Yeah, we were kind of, Amy's not awkward. Amy loves people and we had a great, we ended up talking to a couple. I mean, we were like a couple, I guess, at this thing because we were together. Oh, someone thought they were like, oh, so y'all two are adopting kids from Haiti? Yeah, yeah, and I was like, uh. Kind of, I guess.

And Bobby was like, no, no, no, no. It felt like good. But, yeah, Amy tried to make, we had to go sit on a side street and just talk for, like, I had no problem with talking. But it's like, let's be honest. We sat on a side street and we were on social media. We were on like Instagram and Twitter and sort of just talking about. That's also what I was doing at the party too.

I was on social media inside of this. It party, charity event, whatever it was. I'm just not fit for that stuff. Like talking to people in this room, no problem. Talking to people in real life, problem. But that's why you exist. Yeah. The counterbalance.

You did good. Thank you. You're welcome. I'll do another one in the year So like that So Chick-Flay says Hey we'll hook you up with free Chick-fil-A for a year If you can help us

Because someone stole One of their vans Their catering vans And they're like, hey Here's some pictures Loaded it up If someone can get us this We'll give you free Chick-filet for a year

That's awesome Yeah So I've been trying to figure this out here I've been looking around The crime was committed in Cartersville at Cherokee Place and that's in Georgia Any tips? Do you let me know?

I hook you up with free chickplay for half a year. We'll split it. Yeah, yeah. Good idea. Do you know Inspector Gadget? Yeah. For those kids that don't know, this was a jam back in the day. Go-Go Gadgett arms. See that bride that said, hey, we'm having a wedding and I'm not sure which day I want to have it on.

So here's two dates holding your calendar. Oh, my goodness, really? How do you feel about that? Oh, I mean, just make a decision. Well, the bride and the groom being blasted on the internet for sending out an over-the-top, save the date card that says set aside two different days that we're considering for a wedding. The card also says, hey, here's what you can wear. Color schemes, orange and white, maybe a little pink.

Some suggested that the day... Listen. It's a little much. Here's the thing. You can request whatever you want. Yeah, it's your day, but pick a day. But no, no, you don't pick a day. You don't pick a day.

Is it over the top? Sure. But if people don't come, that's on you for making them. They can't come up with days. So everybody always gets mad or what other people do when they don't affect. Like, this isn't affecting anybody. People are like, oh, they're bad people. No, they're not.

Oh, yeah, I'm not mad about it, but pick a day. They don't have to. They can but 10 days. But if people don't come, that's on this. them for making them do this. One note said, please dress in orange and pink. Please stay away from all the bridal colors. And then they list the bridal colors.

Listen, being high maintenance doesn't make you a bad person. Difficult, yes. Sometimes I'm high maintenance to be low maintenance. What? Stop it. What in the world? I don't know. Amy had a whole girl's weekend.

I heard. Where it was her, both the Morgans, and Hillary. And Amy's life. The girls on the show. Yeah, yeah. And they're all 24. Are they all 24? Yeah, except for, yeah.

Yeah. How'd that go? Because you're 36? Yeah. Did you feel like an older sister or a mom? I felt like I was mom. Yeah? Having the girls over.

Just talking about life. But you're only 12 years older. Yeah. When I was 12, they weren't porn. I know, but I'm saying that's not really mom. That's more older sister. I felt like mom. But I mean, I guess it was fine.

They kept telling me I was more like older sister. And then we had like a group text afterwards. And Morgan number two, which tall web girl, was like, I mean, maybe even like younger sister. Maybe. Oh, stop it. Morgan number two. How was, did you go to Amy's house? Yeah, I did.

Do you look at her closet? I didn't. You didn't go to the same closet? Oh, man. But she got clothes from it. You guys could have all just hung out in the closet the whole night. That had been cool. It's that big.

I can't believe you don't go to that. Did you go to the Taj McGroche also? You see that she's building in the back? No, we didn't. Oh. That's like going to Disneyland and not seeing that big thing in Disneyland. No, they went and saw the kids' rooms. They did?

Yeah. Did you guys have fun? Oh, it was so much fun. What was fun about it? Did she make you eat like sprouts and stuff? No, but she did make her awesome queso, the little cashier caseo? The vegan one. And Bobby, you like it.

Don't lie. I only like it until you tell me what it is. Once Amy made a chocolate cake and I was like, you know, I'm a splurred to have chocolate. I was enjoying the chocolate cake. It's one of the best chocolate cakes I had in like three months. It was like, chocolate cake. She goes, oh, that's black bean chocolate. Blah.

He loved it. It's not good anymore. That's also the same night you were eating the queso, and I was like, you know, that's vegan casso made from cashews. And he was like eating the whole thing. And then the minute I told him it was vegan, he's like, bleh. It wasn't cheese? No, is the cheese?

Cheese was made from cashews. Interesting. It's like cashew. And so you gave the girls a much of your clothes? Yeah. Yeah, she had this whole pile of clothes. And we just all went over there and picking and choosing

from Amy's clothes. It was awesome. That's one of the benefits of us being like, I mean, that one's generation older. We have like two generations on the show. Oh yeah, we cover us.

Well, there's three. Three. No, no, stop. And then there's, but like, like Mike D, I gave up a bunch of my clothes because work makes me buy all this new clothes all the time. And so Mike D where's my clothes

that are almost brand new. Yeah. So are you guys going to feel ridiculous about wearing them into work? No, not at all. They're like super cute. stylish. I wouldn't even have those things. She can pull off more than I can pull off.

Mike, do you ever feel wearing my clothes? I get so many compliments when I wear your clothes. That's good. Yay. Okay. It's all good. Yeah, no. Pass it on it down to it. We're all going to start looking like Bobby and Amy. Everyone. You're older than, she's passing down to us.

Oh, okay. Yeah. We're like the big siblings passing it down to our little sister. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Won't you pass us something down, Big Brother? Or bell bottoms. Here you go, guys. You know how you go? I guess about once a year. So I'll go to one of those habachi things or they're like, hey,

and they put the girl out and they throw the egg in their pocket. Yeah. Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop. So you sit around a table with people you don't know. You can't, you sit. They're like, okay, have a seat. And all of a sudden it's like you and eight people, you don't know. And you don't have to talk to them, but they only have so many girls on a place. So it makes sense. Yeah. Well, Morgan

Number two, our web girl, went to a place. Was this a Habachi family-style place, or was it like a different kind of food? Oh, no, this is like Southern home-cooked kind of food. Okay, so you sit down at the table and it's family style. Yes, family style and you sit with about like 14 other people that you don't know. Now, do you share the food

with them too? Yes. It's like family style you pass around. You family style with people you don't know? Yes. That sounds disgusting. But it's like Thanksgiving, essentially, but with strangers. Okay. Huh. No, and it's really good. It's good. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't care how good

it is. That's weird. I don't. Okay, Okay, so is this like a place that's hard to get into? I mean, it's not hard, but it's really popular. It's a really huge place to go in Nashville. Like, be prepared to wait. You literally get, let's say, I say I'd like some mashed potatoes. And they bring me mashed potatoes that I requested that I'm paying for. And then I got to pass it to people that eat my mashed potatoes.

Yes. Essentially, like you're passing them around like you'd be at a meal with your family. To people I don't know. To some guy named Frank that may not even be from in town. Yes. He may be from Purdue. He's eating my potato. Frank probably is from out of town.

What is happening with this restaurant? Did you make friends? Yeah, I made friends. But everybody's spoons are going in it? No, like it's... Like a serving spoon. Yeah, it's like a serving spoon. Yeah, it's like a serving too.

And it's worth it, though? It's so worth it. It's like good southern... What's in there this place? Mon Nels. Yep, she knew. I need to have a talk with them. I need to go.

I want to request my own food. It's a good point, though. Do you order for everyone or can, like... No, I order the fried okra. Like, does it like that or... And then what if it never gets to me? Yeah. But.

Yes, go ahead. But it's all you can eat. So there's that too. Okay. Did you and your boyfriend go? Yeah, we did. Morgan number two has a boyfriend that will not post her on social media. We still think they're...

He shut down his social media life once they started dating. You understand. Now, you tell me, there's something smells fishy there. How's it? He's still not posting about you, huh? Still not posting, no. Not posting about anything, though. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying, but he shut it down.

Yes. Like, period. Yes. Does he post you about you on Facebook? No, he doesn't even have... like Facebook. He took it down. He took it down. Yeah, he got off Facebook. Does he go on Instagram and look at your photos and like them?

Not really. Like, he lets me tag him and stuff, but that's really about the only activity there is. And how's that relationship going? It's really good. You guys been together? How long? About six months. Oh, wow. Only that long? Yeah. Wow. That's like ten years. That's a long time. Yeah, but it's been a long time.

It feels like forever. Like the whole time I've worked here, basically. I know. It feels like years. All right. Thank you, Morgan. Number two. Are you guys talking about marriage yet or no? Does it like come up in conversation? I mean, no. Like, generalities, yes, but no.

Like you all both have the goal of getting married one day. But do you talk about like if you were to get married, would you want to have kids? Would you want to have? Yeah. See if we have similar interests in that future. Like, would you share a bank account? Do you describe a wedding ring to him? Engage ring, nothing.

No, we have not got that far. Okay. All right. I just thought it was so weird. Do you want to get that far? Do you order? She orders like this salmon And everybody else gets a bite too

Strange How is that not weird The weirdest thing I guess I hadn't thought much about it And you've been Yeah I'm shocked You haven't gone yet

I'm never going because I'm not sharing my food With anyone I want my own table My own food That's crazy talk Bobby bombs everybody Transmitting Across America

This is a Bobby Ball Show So So So Our band Raging Idiots went and

played this weekend had a couple shows Don't know nothing about your at all probably got to

hit the row but now I'm a mistake We were in Kansas and Missouri played two awesome theaters

and so we go and it was a crazy weekend because a couple things happened

first of all this little girl was holding up a sign she's probably like 10 years old

and she's holding up a sign and she's like hey it's my birthday all I want to

hug and I notice her arms are going to get tired and so I was like early

in the show I was like hey, come on up. Come up on the stage. So bring it up on the stage. And as a head birthday, is there any song that you like, any song in the world. And she's like, I like Starbucks. It's an old song that we used to do. She's like 10 years old. And she takes the microphone and crushes it. And the whole crowd's on their feet. She's 10, just slamming it. It's up on my Instagram. We were just like, holy gosh. She knew every word to the whole song. Yeah, it's cute. The next night, we go to Springfield, Missouri, and we're in the middle of playing

namaste. And so, you know, we're... Don't know nothing by yoga. And I look down and I see a dude get down on his knee and start proposing to his girlfriend. Really? Like in the middle of the song. And so, I don't stop the song in the middle of it, but at the end of it, I'm like, wait, you just... And so they did, he proposed. So this is me on Instagram talking to them afterward. Okay, so we're doing a raging idiot show and these two just, uh, propose. Show me, Ray. You proposed. What's your name? Austin. What's your name?

Jennifer. She forgot her name. They proposed her in what song? Namaste. And she said yes. It threw me of it. I was right in the middle of singing it, and then I see him go down. I was like, man, what a weird song.

So is that like their song? I don't know. I have no idea. Is he like, she thought he was going to leave her, but he's like, nah. I don't know, but it was crazy. So for them, here it is. From the raging idiots.

Namaste. So her new wedding song. They walked down the aisle to this. 7.30 in the morning In the suit that I was born in Girl, why are you laughing at me? Come on, baby, with my khakis. I'm running late.

Need to beat it like Jackson, but you're kind of a distraction because I can't stop watching you showing me your Savasana. Like the best-looking bad influence I ever saw. Probably ought to hit the road, but now, Amistay. Ain't no way.

I'm about to leave you in a bristle on the floor like that. You look a little lonely on that mat. I should be saying goodbye. I might lose my job. But now am a mistake. Come on, baby. Let me jump in all those stretches you'll do it. I'll be a student.

Don't know nothing about yoga at all. Probably got to hit the road. But namaste. Namaste. Namaste. responsible, but you're making it impossible. Index pants looking off. Flexible and you're down with all.

Namaste. Ain't no way. I'm about to leave you in a press on the floor like that. You look a little lonely on that mat. I should be saying goodbye. I might lose my job. But namaste, come on. Probably out of heads of row.

But namaste. Namaste. Namaste. You're the best looking bad influence I ever saw. Ain't got a clue with this means, but now, I'm a stay. Ain't a way I'm about to leave you in a pretzel on the floor like that. You look a little lonely on that mad. I should be saying goodbye. I might lose my job, but now I'm going to stay.

Come on, baby, let me jump in all those stretches you're doing. I'm about your get off. Probably got to hit the wrong mistake. Namaste. Probably gotta hit the row But namaste Namaste Probably got to hit the row

But now Mastay We saw a couple get married to that Or no, no, no, get engaged I guess there's a difference, huh? I haven't done either Yeah, it was a big difference Yeah

So anyway, it's good to see everybody Glad everybody came out By the way, tomorrow Amy goes to Haiti And so she leaves during the show And then we'll see Does she come back with the kids That's a cliffhanger

The Monday after Thanksgiving How amazing would that be? Amazing. But what odds are zero, right? No? Not zero. No. Legally.

Legally. Yeah, I don't know. Not unless I meet the president. Yeah. I mean, I've set my goals. Like, we're reaching for the stars. Like, that could, what if I did? And then he was like, oh, wow.

Yeah. Wow. The Bobby Boneshow, I'm a fan. Like, here. Listen every morning in our radio. Yeah. I don't know. So tomorrow, Amy does like the first hour, hour and a half.

And she gets on a flight. She goes, he has meetings all morning. all day for like two days. They don't celebrate Thanksgiving over there. So she's staying there all week to make stuff happen. Yeah. I'm just like trying to do what I can. I got to go fight for these kids.

Like, I just, I can't just sit back anymore. And if we've got time off and they advise that I get there on Tuesday, then I'm going to go. Well, heads up. So thank you. If you're a big Amy fan, she won't be on the second half of the show tomorrow. But if you're not an Amy fan, tomorrow will be a day. dream come true. It's win-win. But most people are big Amy fans.

Yeah. Just want to let them know. I just saw this pop up. A new study finds that physically fit men who are well-to-do are more attractive to women. Oh, physically, oh, so you're physically fit and well-to-do? So if you're fit and you have a lot of money, women love you more. How? Wow. Wow. How much they spend

on that study? Looking good. Yeah. Yeah, really. Researchers at the university Yeah Who's like I got an idea for a study

Let's poll whether or not women think Good looking Rich men are Good looking Well to be fair You know

A lot of people are doing Studies to have For their thesis For For you know grad school Advance So you have to

Come up with those new ideas And so sometimes Studies are dumb But they're I get it I mean They're probably

studying personality Obviously It's saying Personality doesn't matter, which I disagree. Personality matters a lot. Cool. Only if they're good looking and have a bunch of money, though.

Yes. Listen, I know a lot of guys that have wonderful personalities. And? I mean, look at us. We're struggling. Look over here, Amy. Yeah. Look over here.

Look at me. Personality out to the gazoo. Yeah. Yeah, but you're just so hard on yourself. You're good looking. Yeah. And you're successful. You're good at your job.

I mean, everybody defines success. differently, but I would say you're there. Yeah. But you don't think you're there. Beating them off with a stick, too. Look at this. Get off of me, ladies. All over the place.

Lock the doors. Yeah. Beating them out. All these ladies all over me. Stay back. Stay back. Get off. Give me some room, ladies. The Bobby Bones show.

Bobby Bones. Wisconsin's trying to lower drinking age to 19 years old. Under the bill, the legal drinking age dropped to 19. If it were to pass, there's a possibility they'd be losing some of its federal highway money. so I don't even know I just don't think that there should be a reason 18 year old shouldn't be able to drink

Yeah if they make it 19 make everything 19 Like pick an age That's always my thing like let's have an adult age Stop having four adult ages One for voting One for drinking One for renting a car If you're 18 or 21 or whatever that desired age is

That's just the age Go crazy Like you're an adult That's it I hope they do I'll be lower it to 19. Beer and cheese. Well, I'd like to say that they're not old enough to, you know,

like an 18-year-old isn't mature enough to, but I know a lot of adults that aren't mature enough to drink beer. We just define things. If you're an adult, you're an adult. By the way, I'm an adult. But when I saw the penis, it was drawn in the sky by that jet, I laughed so hard. U.S. Navy officials have said it was absolutely unacceptable

that one of their pilots used a jets, the trail to the smoke to draw a wiener in the sky. And I'm going to tell you, I laughed and laughed. And the fact that a weener is obscene is kind of weird. It's the human body. I'm always weird about people being like, ooh, nakedness. We all have butts and we all have naked parts. And the fact that it's weird, we have naked parts, it's so weird to me. But I also thought it was funny.

I'm an adult. So why do we tell our kids not to joke about? Because we were told? Yeah. Because they think it's so fun. Oh, what do you mean? Buts and all that stuff. Like, they just think it's hilarious.

Oh, like, if my kids make a butt joke, I'm not going to, I'm not going to be mad at that. Just the human, everybody is something everybody has. Everybody has. So the fact that things are taboo, it's just weird to me. But anyway, I thought it was a hilarious story. I mean, also, what skill? Like, ask your husband, ask you husband how hard it would be for him. Because he flies splines.

How hard it would be for him to draw a wiener in the sky? Because this guy was doing like loop-de-loop Like making sure all the line It was all there You had to have it all planned out It was art Like I don't know much about art Sometimes I'll be at some place

And I'll be like look at this painting It's the bubbly like oonga And I'm like wow It's nice piece And I don't really understand or appreciate it Because this is But when I saw that There was a real appreciation for the art

Is there something that's happening To that pilot? Hopefully he gets like a race He gets like a new metal or something Yeah Like that's one of those It's like definitely going rogue.

Yeah? I mean these, yeah, balls to the wall on that one. I get it. No, that's what the term pilots you use. Right, right, but I see the double meaning. They push their, because it's like the throttle. The throttle thing. That's what that means.

The throttle ball. Yes, that's what that saying comes from. We never did figure out what close but no cigar men. Oh, I did. Did you look it up? Yeah, so it was just a saying that somebody said on the news one time because a cigar shop went down in flames, but it wasn't completely lost. So they were like, it was close, but no cigar.

And that's where that comes here. That, that, wow. And that's lasted that long. Huh. Interesting. I don't really know how to say it, obviously. No, you do. Close but no cigar.

We don't want to use in the right context. Chris Jansen has the number one song with Fix a Drink. No, but I can fix it at him. Pour it on ice. Mix it on up and get your feeling right. You know the song. That drunk girl song that he plays, it's like, you know, have respect for women. that song. He plays on piano. I watch him

play it on Instagram because he takes, he plays the keys. The thing about Chris Jansen is he knows all the instruments. And I was watching on his Instagram, him play it this week. I don't know if you guys have heard this song yet. It's called Drunk Girl from Chris Jansen. Couple cover chart stamps got a hand looking like a rainbow in and out of every bar on a whim just like the wind blow. She's either a bachelorette.

Coming off a break. up take a drunk girl home she's bouncing like a pinball singing every word she never knew dancing with her eyes closed like she's the only one in the room her hair's a perfect mess falling out of that dress take a drunk girl home take a drunk girl home let her sleep all alone Leave her keys on the counter your number by her phone Pick up her life she threw on the floor Leave the hall lights on walk out and lock the door That's how she knows

The difference between a boy and a man Take a drunk girl home It's a good one man So here's the story A series of lottery numbers came to a woman while she was sleeping And she told her husband and he goes unplan-plan-em-then-he- played them won $100,000. Oh my God.

He never plays the lotto. But he did it specifically because she was like, go play the lotto. She was like, no, I had a dream about these numbers. And he was like, well, let's go play them in the lottery. And he did, and they won $100,000. Isn't that crazy? I mean, probably crazy random coincidence.

Like super crazy random coincidence. Still, that's nutty. Sierra and Georgia. Good morning. Good morning, Bobby. Hey, Amy. I love you guys. so much. Thank you. Did you dream something?

I did. I actually dreamed that I had a boy before I was actually pregnant. So like a few weeks later, I had the dream and then like a few weeks later I found out I was pregnant and I didn't tell anybody about the dream. This is actually my first time ever saying anything. My boyfriend, no one even knows. So yeah. Wait, they don't know you're pregnant or they don't know you had the dream? He didn't know how to have a dream. Okay. Okay, okay, all right. Go ahead. Oh yeah. I have it one year.

now. Oh, okay, okay. He's out there. So you had a dream before you even knew you were pregnant? Yes. No, I actually found out a few weeks later after I had a dream. I found out I was pregnant. And I was so excited.

I'm like, oh, my God, if I found out I'm having a boy, I'm going to be so freaked. And that is what happened. I had a boy. Do you think, like, your body was, like, knowing you were pregnant and so you had a dream? Like, how do you feel about that? Do you think like it was some kind of... Well, I was kind of thinking the same thing. I was like, oh, I'm not sure.

Like, I don't know. I was just really freak when I found out I was having a boy, and I was excited at the same time. Well, that's cool. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. And Amy, I think you're going to be an amazing mom, and congratulations. Thank you. Thank you.

Have a good day. Clayton in Texas. Hello. Hello, Clayton. Hey, how's going, Bobby? Hey, dude, so you had a dream. What happened? Hey, so Chad's story first.

It started off March 11th, our house burnt down. And everybody got out safe, so that was a great thing. We had lost a cat. And the cat had, we've been looking for it for a few days. And I was laying in bed and just passed out. And I saw this cat walk across the street right down the road from my house. Well, we kept looking for the cat for a couple more days. And lo and behold, we went right down the road about 9 o'clock at night.

And that cat was sitting on the left side of the road and walked right across to the right side of the road, just like I saw on my dream, man. It was one of the craziest things I've ever experienced, to be honest. So you dreamed, and then you went and found the cat in the same spot. Yeah, we actually weren't able to get the cat back because it was a very wooded area. And he, I guess it had scared him so much that he just wanted to live outside after that. But it was the exact same spot, man. It was right by my uncle's house about a block and a half down from the house.

Wow. That's weird. I appreciate you. Oh, man. Cindy in Oklahoma Hey Cindy, how are you? I'm great, Bobby. I'm so excited to talk to you.

Thank you very much. Where are you in Oklahoma? I am in Canton, Oklahoma, actually. Oh, Bali Canton. That's my favorite one. Yeah, it is. Okay, so tell me your dream story. Okay, so I had a dream that my friend,

my very, very best friend, was in a car accident and she died in my dream. But the good thing is, was she was in a car accident the very next day, but she didn't die in it, but she did get hurt. But she's okay now, and I never told her about my dream because that was kind of crazy. You dreamed she was an accident and then she had an accident? Yes. We've been best friends since the eighth grade.

Do you believe that was some sort of like psychic, like some sort of premonition, or do you think it was random? No, I believe in all that good stuff. You do? Yeah. then would why would you tell her then well because she was kind of not very happy

after the wreck and so it was just not a good thing no before the wreck like if you believe in that like if I had a dream like Amy don't go walking on ice because you don't bust your head I'd be like Amy had a dream you walk on ice and bust your head don't go bust your head don't go busts I mean in this situation like her friend could basically never get a car in right

I don't know sure what you guys talking about at this point but hey I appreciate you The story's getting a little too sad for me right now, so I'll play a song. I wanted, like, I dream to met my husband, his name was Jim, and then, you know who I met the next day? Jim. Instead, I got a cat that never returned an accident. Oh, boy. Appreciate all the dream calls. It just got a little too sad for me.

Yeah. Me too. I was like, oh, friend, I got to like it when you call. That's on me. I just got a lot of people, dead people coming back, and I'm like, ah, I'm good on that. I'm good on that one though Amy just told me she has some kind of rapid fire

bit she wants to run by me in a second Yeah What is it in the pile? Yeah Okay, what's it about? I'm calling it Turkey Day Rapid Fire with Bobby That's why I'm in the name segments pretty much Right there

Oh, I can call it Very creative I don't know what the segment is So Fun ways to learn more about What Bobby likes in Thanksgiving Again, terrible segment name for That's coming up in a second.

I can't hear. There was a guy who got arrested. They pulled them over and he owed $60,000 in tolls. He just kept driving through the tolls. Oh, yeah. And so I don't live, I mean, I don't drive tolls. I don't, even when I, and where tolls are, I go around them. I mean, I'm not paying that. So I'm not a toll person that even understands them, really. I never even put a sticker on my car. Yeah. So, but this guy was $60,000 and they were like, you're going to jail. I got a toll fine thing and it went to my parents because my parents owned the car that drive at the time and they never gave it to me and I earned $200 in interest

and then my parents are like pay it so you probably had like a $7 toll but then $200. Exactly. Here's Amy's pile of stories. I guess Roger Federer's not really hurting for money because he just became like recently became like the guy to get the most in payouts. What's it called when you earn money from winning things?

Prize money. Earnings, yes. Prize money. But they made more money endorsements to do prize money. Yeah. So this is prize money. I guess Tiger Woods held the record, but Federer now has made

$110.2 million in his career from tournaments. And probably five times that in endorsements. Yeah, like Rolex. I see as Rolex commercials all the time. I'm like, that's nice. I mean, he's the greatest player of all time, arguably. Yeah, and they say, like, this is only going to continue to go up because he stayed really healthy and he's just going to keep playing. What else you got over there? What? Is that not good?

Well, you're talking about sports, just confused as everyone. Even me who's a die-art sports fan. That's just next story. That was brutal? That was good. Because we're moving on from it. Okay. Well, nobody reads terms and conditions.

Oh, I never do. Me either. No, never. I know. And we're not alone because the survey found that 97% of people, they just click agree. You're telling me there are 3% of people that read it? Yeah, my husband. That's amazing to me.

Yeah, no. That's definitely I'm married to one of them. I'm the 3%. He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, did you just go? click that? I'm like, yeah, he's like, you didn't read it? I'm like, nope. Yeah, I've never read a terms and conditions. Yeah, even when he bought a house. I don't even think about it. Yeah, it's just, there's just an extra square to click. That's all I see. Wow, okay. What else you got? Okay. Okay, this is time for the fun game that I wanted to play

with Bobby and it's called Turkey Day Rapid Fire with Bobby. All right, here we go. Okay. Turkey or ham? Tarky. Mashed potatoes with gravy or without gravy? With gravy. Oh, really? Mm-hmm. I see he was a non-gravy guy. Okay, mac and cheese or green bean casserole Mac and cheese Stuffing or sweet potatoes I call it dressing

Okay, dressing or sweet potatoes Boy, I like them both But I'll go dressing Just because you can't have to argue Without dressing Yeah, I know Yeah Okay, pumpkin pie

A precond pie Pumpkin pie, that's the quintessential Thanksgiving pie Pumpkin pie Yeah, is that the game? I feel like I know more about you now Did I win? Did I win prize money, earnings?

Do I have the biggest earnings ever in that game history? No, but do you want to know what the most popular pie is at Thanksgiving and it's not either of those? I'm going to guess at Thanksgiving America Pop, it's not if it's not pumpkin,

it's going to be something like Apple Pie probably which is stupid. I add a thought of Thanksgiving pie that's just a popular pie. Okay, well this is a survey about Thanksgiving food and it says Apple.

It's just like the generic pie everybody just in case. That shouldn't win. What else you got? Okay. So a new survey asked people to name their favorite things that happen at work for the holidays. Time off. Yes.

In at number one, which is sort of funny that it was a work survey, they're like not having to go to work. Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course. That's the best part. I figured, Bobby, that's the part that you probably hate, though. I like sleeping in. I like to come in around 1. 1 p.m.

I'm telling you guys, I don't know how long I can do mornings. I feel it in my bones. I don't know how long I can do this anymore. I just don't know. Do I have three years in me? I don't know. One year? I don't know.

So what do we do when you get to that point where you can't handle it? I have no idea. I just don't know if I can do this much longer. Okay. My quality of life is not there. Because after, it's not good. So maybe tomorrow I wake up. I'm the kind of guy that will wake up tomorrow and go, I'm done.

That's what scares me. Really? Oh, yeah, I'll be like, I'm done. I won't quit, but I'll be like, I'm done doing the mornings. We can figure something else out or I'll just Barry Sanders this thing. What, explain that one. Got in the Hall of Fame, quit. Now, he didn't get the Hall of Fame yet, but he was like, top of his game.

He was like, get out. He's like, the Lions suck. I'm out. He just walked. Yeah, so, yeah. I just can't do this much longer. I don't think. Something's got to change. Okay.

It's like TV shows. You don't need late-night TV anymore. You just watch it whenever you want. That's what we need to do with this show. Come at about 2 p.m. or whenever I'm ready. Oh, right. They record it like a 3. Yes.

Yeah. Huh. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I am not done. Okay, but I am with this morning thing. I'm done with it.

No, other things that we look forward to at work during the holidays is a holiday bonus. Do we get that? You have to as a company. Oh, okay. Send him an email, Amy. Also, people like that everyone just generally in a better mood. It's happier around the office place and that the company Christmas party. I think the bonus when you work in media is that you have a job.

Bonus. Here's your bonus. Oh, is that a dying breed? You're still employed. Yeah, probably. Yeah. Great. You just gave us two really

Like first of all our profession is dying And then Bobby may wake up tomorrow And be like I mean It is what it is But it's never Never been the same It's always changing

But yeah Like newspapers I'm gonna have to get into tennis Like Roger Federer I'm gonna start a savings account Yeah that probably It's right now Hey Merry Christmas everybody

Good one I mean that's my pile Bobby bombs Everybody I've got a few things I want to say about music. Lend me your ears, countryman. Okay, we're here. First of all, I think it's unfair that people are giving Taylor kind of a hard time for not

surpassing her last record. It's about the same. I think that she's a 1.3 million records. But let me say this. First of all, if you sell records, that's a crew. Eliminate Taylor from it. You sell a million records nowadays. That's nuts.

The only one that I've seen do that's Adele. She had $3 million in a week. But other than that, Taylor, depending on what the final numbers are, 1.29 and 1.3, did what she did with the last record and a time when people are buying less records. So even though the number's the same,

it's actually more, if that makes sense. So people are like, oh, she didn't beat her. She kind of did, because you're looking at the rate, the record's going down. When you stay the same, everybody's going down, logically, that's it going to, oh, it's. If you can take that logic.

Do you understand what I'm saying? I do. So I love when people can sell records because it's not a record selling environment anymore. Listen, Taylor didn't put anything streaming, which I think is brilliant. I would never put anything stream over the first couple weeks. I'd be like, you want it? Buy it, suckers. And then let it stream later.

But you have to be a powerful artist to do that. Because I tried that once. Nobody did it. So I put out my own greatest hits, jazz collections. Didn't work? Nah, nobody did it. But I think what Taylor did was awesome. And I think anyone writing stories like, you know, that she didn't do better than her last record.

First of all, she kind of did. She did the same at a time when everybody else is doing worse. So shout out Taylor. Look what you made me do. Look what you just need me do. So there's that. A couple things I want to talk about. Two, Chris Dayland and put out a new song.

And it's good. Where is it? Oh yes, here it is It's called Trying to Untangle My Mind I blew every dime I'm trying to untangle my mind

I love this song I mean The guy doesn't put out a bad song By the way Chris Stapleton is the pizza of music Like it's all good You might like some of it better than others But you don't ever bad pizza

Chris Tableton is musical pizza This is called Trying to Untangle My online. It's going to give you a little bit of it. Then you can go download it or streaming or whatever. I've drink a lot of whiskey in my time. And I've held a lot of women that will find.

And I've made a lot of time to untangle my mind. It's a piece of music, man. Come on. I've made a lot of choices ever on. Let a good love spend too many nights along. And I've stumbled content by my mind. I'm just trying.

Come on now. You know what I'm saying? Haking to church, Chris. Woo! That's the second thing I'm talking about. Third thing, you people who can hate on me all you want. I just mentioned it this morning. I started playing that Florida Georgia Line song

Meant to Be. And so all this are downloaded and people are like, oh, Bobby, now it's on country radio because you played it and it's floated. I just like good music. This meant to be song is one of the biggest jams on the radio period.

It's Florida, Georgia line of BB Rexha. You can blame me or credit me or whatever. I'll take out of the way. As long as we get good songs on the radio. Baby, lay on back and relax. Kick your pretty feet up on my dash. I think it's actually a BB Rexa song. If it's meant to be, it'll be.

So won't you ride with me, ride with me. See where this if it's meant to be. I mean, come on. So good. That's such a good song. Yeah. They got two jams in a row. That bullfrog song and then that one.

And listen, I've been, sometimes I've not been the biggest Fuller George Lyon fan, but good music, it's just good music. That's good. Come on, I like that. The Bobby Bone Show. I appreciate you guys being here.

A couple things. One, Amy will be here for the early part of the show tomorrow, but then she leaves to go to Haiti in the morning. So I guess you got a pack tonight, huh? Yep. Gotta be loaded and ready to go. Get your business face ready for tomorrow.

That's right. And I'm packing clothes for business. The problem is if you get loud like that overseas, they may keep you. No, I'm not worried about that. Yeah, then all of a sudden you're trapped in China and you're begging to get sent back over. It happens. Don't shoplift over there either. No, don't be crazy.

I'm not going to shoplift. I'm just saying. What are they thinking? I don't know. Really, what were they thinking? I don't know. Were they not? They weren't.

They weren't. I don't know. We're going to go. Mr. Bobby Bones. on Instagram. I posted a thing from Netflix. I was watching The Punisher, and some say the scene I posted on my Instagram was a little too violent. But it was a TV

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