The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby’s Birthday Party Drama + Lunchbox Guesses Weight

Episode Date: March 25, 2019

Amy is helping plan a birthday party for Bobby and there is some drama around the guest list. Lunchbox guesses listeners’ weights just by talking to them on the phone. Also, Bobby talks about how he’s recently been crying more. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm looking forward to summer. Summer's more hoodie weather for me. Oh, it's the best. Like, I like it to be super hot and like to be hot on top. And like, yeah, shorts are on the bottom. It's kind of like the mall at a close. Okay. All right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like party on top, business down bottom. I figure you want to be hot in the bottom. Yeah, you know, we always want to be a little warm down there. So it's cold in here. I'll tell you what happened. Is it am you made it awkward during the show? I did.

Yeah. You did. About a birthday party. You made it awkward and it got hot. I don't, I like awkward. Okay, but yeah, you made it awkward. But I don't, it's not awkward to me. That's normal.

Okay. What did your friends text you, they were saying about that bit later on? That was really funny. Thank you. All I care about is if the listeners are having a good time listening. Okay. That's all I care about. I would do the show like that, I think.

Yeah, of course. Because it was awkward in here. Yeah, so it got really hot and we were sweating, so we had to turn the air down. No, we were sweating because it was 75. No, no, no, no. I looked up, Eddie. That was part of it. Yes, I looked up.

But I mean, I was getting all hot. Yeah, because you sit next to me. But to be fair, I didn't feel the heat until it got awkward. Exactly. And then now it's cold and I'm freezing. You'll hear that coming up. I have to go pee. Go pee.

We'll have a talk without you. No, I don't want to leave. Just go pee. No, you're going to talk about me. Listen, I'm going to say this. With the mic's recording while I go, nope. We're actually going to record you while you go. Take the mic with you.

Amy calls me last night, and it's not something that I'm super comfortable. Now I'm comfortable talking about it. I know some people aren't comfortable hearing me talk about it. But I have a crazy anxiety issue sometimes. And I stopped taking all anxiety medication. I stopped taking Xanax period for three months or so. And I kind of got this allergy thing and I wasn't sleeping

and I was kind of feeling a little more than it had been lately. I don't know why. So I started taking Xanax again. not even a full win. I like break them in half. You ever take it to that next Eddie? No, no, never. It doesn't do it.

I wish that it gave me what. Some people take it like recreationally. And what does that do? Makes you feel high, I guess. Okay. Doesn't do it for me. You know what that's for me? It makes me go asleep.

There's a brief period where it's like truth serum to me where it's like I take it right before I go to sleep. If you catch me at the right time, I'll be like, what do you want to know? I'll tell you everything. Oh. I'm about to fall asleep anyway.

And so Amy and I were talking about it yesterday in the studio. and Amy calls me last night She goes, hey, when you talk about your birthday, are you on Xanax? I was like, I've only been taking it for like three days again. Well, because I wanted him to be chill about it, you know? Oh, okay. You wanted to be in that zone.

Yeah, I was hoping I caught him at pill time. Yeah. What you call it, truth serum? I don't like it called pill time. I don't like that. I don't like, I got to stop. No, I don't think you're to the place. But I like myself better when I take it, though.

I'll be honest with you. Me too. Because I'm so tense all the time. You like yourself better? I do. Because it's just way more chill. It's not even chill. It's just like I can just like watch and like just life just happens.

Okay. So I would define that it as chill. But it's more than just chill. Yeah. It's awesome. It's not. It's not. It's not.

It's not awesome. The sleep is great. But I had a friend call me at like 1130th of the night because I was up. I was tweeting or something on like Friday night. And she was like, hey, can you talk? And I was like, I couldn't sleep because I couldn't breathe through my nose. I have a cold or allergy or something. And I was talking, I was just like, hey, it's pretty honest, like being super vulnerable,

which I never am like that. She was like, why are you like so awesome right now? And I was like, I took a headache. I'm trying to go to sleep. But I like that. I wish I could be like that all the time. Yeah. Yeah.

And you can't, see, see, that's kind of like the addict's mentality of like, I like myself better when I'm drunk if I'm high. Yeah. So you got to, you got to find, you got to do that. feel better when I take it. There's not a feeling of me that's like, ooh, this feels so good. It just, I think it's like drinking a glass of wine. It takes the edge off.

That's what people, it feels to me like what people say when they can drink a glass of wine. Okay. They're like, oh, you know, I just like, it's that. If I can make a noise to what it sounded like, it would be this. It'd be like, and then you just go about your day. Yeah, it's tricky. It's tricky because it's not you. It's a chemical doing that.

You know what I mean? You want to find a way for you to naturally do that. I don't know how. I've tried every way. I know. I tried every thing. And I sit there and I will be in my bed looking at a calendar the next day. Guys, I'm so anal about this stuff that I'm like, okay, if I go this way, this route to get here, that should take me like 24 minutes.

And if I'm, and anytime, Mike D and I set a time to come up here on Sunday to record spots because I don't want you guys to have to hang out up here for an hour. I'm just recording commercials and we have to do some stuff after it. We appreciate that. So Mike D and I will come up here on Sunday and I'm like, well, what time we could hear yesterday? One? One. Like, okay, if I get there at one, I really have to get there at 1240. And there's nobody even to be here except me and Mike B.

Can I count for that. Yeah. And so, and he even has to worry about me getting here early too. I don't even know what's happening in my life. I just think if I were to do recreational drugs, I would be living an easier life. Some people do that. But I can't because I'll do all of it. Yeah.

I went out on a date with this girl. and I told you have to fake drink. No, I mean, not for her, right? Just because you're out. Because I don't want to have to go through 15 minutes. This is what happens. Listen, I've sat on the show before. A bit I'm dating unapologetically right now.

Just seeing what's up. Nothing crazy. It's going out. Seeing what's, and by the way, it's exhausting. But I went out with one girl. This is a bit a bit ago. And I didn't, um, I didn't, um, I didn't. I didn't, it just had a fake drink.

She never thought, she never knew. I was faking it. Oh, okay. So you order a drink. She didn't know you didn't drink. Right. So you just tell the bartender like, hey. Yes, I have to get there early.

And this is when I have to account for my travel. Get there early. Have a talk with the bartender. Say, hey, make me something looks fruity and kind of like a drink. Put a little thing on the edge of it. Fruitie. Bonds, just ask for apple juice and tell them to shake it up. It looked like a beer.

I don't want to try it sugar. Oh my God. I get like club soda with like a little. bit of pineapple. That's fine. That's fine. And I'm like, hey, just keep them, like, if I'm out, just keep them coming. And don't say, do you want another virgin? And I have to start having this conversation. And they have to tell on the front side, so they'll, like, pay attention to me. So your date's like, he's drank 10 of those. He's, like, walking straight. Like, this guy's good.

Like, his tolerance, it's crazy. Yeah, but you, that's not a first date conversation because I feel like she should know. What? No, it's not, especially not at the beginning because then they won't drink. You're like, oh, you don't drink? Well, I'm not going to drink. Right. And I don't want that. I don't want anyone to change. in their life based on my life decisions. I feel like you're hiding something from them. You're hiding that.

They may want to know that you don't know later. And I would tell them immediately. And they're going to be like, so that first time we went out. That's exactly what happened. That's exactly what happened. Oh, this happened. Okay. Yeah.

And so. Yeah, you never finished your story. So the second one was. Well, it was just a different one because this happened over time. The second one, like, it was like, is that a virgin drink? And I was like. Dang, it busted. Well, yeah.

I know. And I was like, well, yeah. And she's like, how do you define virgin? I was like, she was like, well, I'm not going to drink anymore. I didn't know. And I was like, I don't want that to happen. Like, you should be able to live your life and enjoy your wine. Those didn't happen in order, but they did have, both happened.

Gosh, it's awkward. It's tough. So, anyway, my whole point is start drinking. No, I think that drink is. That ship has sailed? No. So are we still trying to plan like that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, time when we all get into a room and get drunk?

What are you talking about? What about your birthday? Remember, we all get in a room and get drunk? That didn't sound right. Yeah, that didn't sound right. Have one drink? You mean his first drink? No, if he's going to drink, he needs to go hard. No, he doesn't. Yes, then he throws up and he's like, I'm never doing this again. No, no, no, no, no. Bobby, I think if you've shown anything is that you have willpower. Like, I really feel like you could have one and stop.

Sometimes I have these conversations, I don't remember. next day. You could. Like, I take sleeping pills, and I wouldn't remember the whole night. Because you do that with, like, an Oreo. You're like, Oreo. I don't eat Oreos. Okay, fine.

I'm using that aside. We can do Oreos instead of drinking. I don't let them in my house. Exactly, but let's say Oreo was in your house. Go ahead. Okay. Sometimes you have a hard time with them. Are you picking your nose while doing the show?

No, I'm scratching my lip. Okay, go ahead. So then, let's say there's something yummy in your house. Just stick with an Oreo. It's an Oreo. Well, he all fought me on it. It's an Oreo. But you have said before, like you tell yourself, am I going to feel, it's the five minutes of awesomeness that I feel from eating all the Oreos can be great?

Or am I going to feel way better if I resist the Oreo. So I feel like you can do the same thing with alcohol. Nope. Oreos are not addictive. Oh, yeah, they are. Sugar. Nah, not really. I think it's all in your brain, though.

Sugar is highly addicted. Some addiction is in your brain. Let me be fair. All addictions in my brain, I think. Okay. Let me be fair. Nobody died of Oreos in my family. Fair enough.

That you know of. That's not. They could have been keeping it from you. That's true. Diabetes? I don't know. No. That's my family.

We all start picking. Well, it depends which kind of diabetes. But I mean, okay, fine. I just think you have one power. I don't want you to drink by any means I'm not encouraging it. I would love to just socially be able to go have a drink. Let my guard down, take my pants off, whatever. You need to go to Colorado and have a little smoke.

I know. That's what people say. say too, because it's legal. Yeah. At California. Or you can do a boat. You're in L.A. all the time now. I don't like smoking. I don't like even hot stuff. I barely like drinking like a dirty chai. Like, there's no way Bobby would inhale smoke. No way. Like even if it were an Oreo smoke. I wouldn't do it. But they make chocolate. No, but I'm saying I don't like. Like a edible.

Now, the lollipop. That's about the only thing that I'm not even considering. That's the only thing that I would even consider to consider was something to eat. Guys, let's go hard tonight. Give me a lollipop. Oh, boy, bones, come on. But what's wrong with that? Nothing. It's just like, come on, let's do shots.

Or are you like, guys, let's suck on lollipops, and then we'll go out tonight. No, I don't think he would go out. I think he would go to bed. Oh. It would be like Xanax for him. I feel like it would be a natural way, and not a pharmaceutical. It would be a natural way for him to chill out. It's so weird to me.

has been legal. Yeah, I agree. When it's been shown over and over, by the way, both aren't, you know, as good as exercise. It's not like both of them are good. That's right. Thanks for clarifying that. Yeah, I mean, it's not like I'm going, weeds good and alcohol isn't. But, but again, you could do sugar.

You could do all these things we can lump into this. But that being said, it's crazy to me that weed, and I've read the story as to why weed was deregulated. It's all about who's running the place when and what good it can do for them. The business you mean? Sure. But alcohol is worse than weed is. But it's become so socially acceptable that it's not. One's illegal and one's not.

Period. It's weird. Yep. And then we're trained to think that it's like because it's illegal that it's like so bad for you and oh my gosh and it's a gateway. That's why I speed. No, I'm just kidding. Wait, what? And listen, I say that as someone who's never tried it.

So it's not like I'm here advocating for it. I'm not, you know, a stoner boy 69 on Instant Messenger. Oh, it's not you? It's not. But it is weird. Anyway, enough. My point is, I like me better when I'm on X X. Is that a song?

Yeah. A song about Xanax? No, it goes, I like me better when I'm with you. You know that song? I don't know that one. Morgan No. No, too, knows it because she's hip like me. I do.

Thank you very much. I think it's a L-A-U-V, love. Yeah. You don't know that song? No. I probably don't sing it but I probably would if my nose wasn't clogged up

Oh okay, that's the problem Yeah Here I'll play it Here you go I heart radio music you should know Featuring Lave I like me better I like me better

To be young and in love In New York City Never heard it Wait for the hood To not know who I am But I'm good long as you're here With me To be drunk and in love

In New York City Can't play a lot of it because I get arrested by the music cops. Oh, okay. You can talk over some. Oh, right, right. Yeah, I heard about that. Here you go. Hit it.

Okay, I know it. Yeah. I like me better when I'm with you. No, Eddie? No. Kids, do kids have me? No, not this one. I know from the first time.

I stay for a long time because I like me better when I'm with. I like me better when I'm with. I like it, though. Yeah, it's cool. I mean, it's not super new, but it's new enough, huh? Yeah. By loud. Anyway, enough about me.

We didn't talk about Morgan number two at all today. How was your, did you go on date this weekend or no? No. No. I went out. I didn't meet anybody, though. Well, you go out every weekend, hard. She said specifically, though, this weekend she did not go that hard.

I don't know what that means, though, that hard. I didn't go out twice. I went out once. Okay. I had a cold. I was almost going to text you and be like, hey, but even then, I was to, Morgan No. 2 text me like, hey, let's box. I was like, yeah, let's go.

But then I got to wait until I'm better. We'll go box. Maybe at the end of the week. I got to go to, where do I got to go? New York for GMA. I'd go to a funeral on Wednesday morning. Ugh, that kind of sucks. But, yeah, we'll do it like end of the week.

Eddie wants to go too. I do want a box. What day? Probably like, I don't get back from, By the way, Cody and Sarah's weddings on Friday? Oh, yes. And I'll be back because I get back in time for it. Like I got to get back, get dressed, and go.

Are you going to my date or no? Because I got to know right now. Okay, right now, as right now, I can't commit. I don't have a sitter and my kids have soccer and parents have to be there the entire practice. What? Really? Okay, so should I just move on from you? And like I literally, I have called like five people that I know to babysit.

Should I move on from me? And I don't have a nanny that day. Yeah, you should move on for me because I can. can't figure it out. And with the soccer practice, like, I don't know. I've got Hillary helping me babysit on Saturday because I have to host a book event for the home edit. I don't know.

Friday, I'm sort of. Okay, so you're not going to the wedding because I said I was going to take her somebody as a date. I know you did. It's a post-show pre-show. I'm yawning to do whatever you want, man. What makes me yon? Well, do I stuff to take somebody or can I just show up and there be an extra seat and eat two meals?

Oh, that's a thought. We just text Sarah. Just text Sarah. One butt cheek on each seat. Like, they're mine. Lay down. I've been flying all day guys. I'm going to take a little nap.

But is there like a reception? Like that's the fun part is the dancing after. Yeah. Yes. Is there a reception? There has to be, right? It's a wedding. Eddie, do you think that's weird

that I have to be at my kids practice the whole time? Should I not? Can I be a rebel? Me, normally I would just cancel the practice. I wouldn't even worry about that. Oh, but it's they just started and it's like a thing. Like it's their second. Like practices to me are like,

eh, not important. We're good. Oh. They don't even know how to play soccer. For me, practice, we're like, I'm going to practice and I practice by myself. They're kids. This isn't high school. But they're still.

This isn't Friday night lights, bones. This is the value of instilling these values into them when they're very young. Let's be real. School, you got to go to school. Practice? I know. But they have a game Saturday. This is their first time ever playing soccer.

And they need it. And they're like into it like Stevenson especially. And Stasherra, once she gets the hang of something, she'll get excited. So I really need her to like, see if she can get the hang of it because they don't know organized sports is the first thing they've ever done so I don't want to just like we already missed two practices the last few weeks I don't want

to throw in the towel now that game season has started and we got a game on Saturday which Hillary might need you to take them to their game there we go well but I don't have anybody to take them to practice on Friday so then they show up at the game they still don't even know like Eddie Stevenson was trying to kick the ball away from his teammate I was like no no no no if they have

the same color jersey as you you run with them don't kick the ball from them you know what problem my son had with soccer was we kept telling him his whole life, share things, share things. And then so when it came to soccer, he'd be like, well, here's the ball. Like, you can take it too.

Oh, to the other team? To the other team. I'm like, no, dude, you have to steal the ball. Like, don't give them the ball. It's just like, he just did not get it. He's like, Amy's son was up here yesterday. Amy and I were oddly working. Everybody was up here randomly yesterday.

It was kind of fun. Because if we just all showed up, like Eddie was here doing some stuff, Mike D and I were here, Amy was here, Morgan number one was here. We were all just like, working on different things and Amy's son was up here

Stevenson he has it it's the worst video game I've ever seen in my life What is it? You basically do maintenance Like I did maintenance My whole life and it sucked I don't want to do a video game of maintenance He's on it and it's like First of all he's like driving a tractor

It's a game about doing work Yeah then he gets out and he's like you know fixing an outlet it's in some house And then he gets on and he's like digging holes with this other. I'm like, what are you doing? He's like, yeah, I just clearing some land. I'm like, this is the worst game ever heard of.

This is what? You play video games and not do this. Because I would, it was the worst video game I'd ever seen. I was like, Steven said, this is not fun. He goes, yes, it's fun. And I was like, well, because you never had to do maintenance. You better hope this is not real life. That's why he needs to start doing good in school.

I'm trying to explain to him. He's like, why do I need to go to school? I don't understand. I'm like, you got to go to school. so you can get a job. And he's like, why don't I need to get a job? And I'm like, so you can move out. Kids like playing a video game of fixing toilets.

It's like, dude, this is plumbing. Which you actually can make a lot as a plumber. Yeah, I know. But I did enough of that crap, but it wasn't for me. I don't want to play a video game of it. Yeah. I was bad at it. I learned how to do it pretty good.

But I was not good. I'm not good at that stuff. I think I'm just bitter that I wasn't good. They're much more manlier. My friends, my friend Evan, who his dad's who passed away, He was my best friend in high school. And I wrote about him. I was very close to him growing up, Evan's dad.

And after college, it was even closer to Jerry than I was Evan, because Evan moved out my freshman year in the dorm and just left me. Remember that story? Punk. I know. Yeah. I wrote about Jerry, Evan's dad, in my first book because there were about three or four male figures in my life that were there for me whenever I did not have a father figure at all,

which was a lot up until like age 12 or so. And he was one of them who had like, take me to ball practice, who would like practice with me even without Evan, because he didn't have anything to practice with. And he died. And so I go on Wednesday morning to that funeral, which sucks, crazy. But yeah. So, yeah, I don't know what I was going to.

Oh, I said Morgan number two. Wait, so you didn't go, you went out once. Yeah. Didn't it? Any guys come up to you? Yeah, I mean, I ran into an old fling, I guess. that I used to somebody I used to kind of talk to a little bit

What does that mean used to kind of talk to? Like you just make out with We didn't like date it Like we weren't boyfriend and girlfriend We just kind of casually dated for a little bit Never like we're official Yeah And I ran into him

How'd that go? I don't know maybe we'll see It's too early to tell But why didn't you date him the first time And why would make, why would you make date him now? Um I don't know I think we had different like expectations

At that point It's been like two and a half years now And now your expectation is what? I think we've kind of flipped. Like, he didn't want anything then, and I did, and now I don't want anything, and he wants something. So, I don't know. It's hard to say. Hmm.

I got Morgan number two on this dating app that I'm on. Do you ever see me on there? Yeah. Do you show up? Yeah. On my nearby people. Yeah, I'll see Morgan number two on there, and I'll be like, I see you on the app. It tells you who's near you.

Yeah. It's kind of creepy. That sounds fun. Here, check it out. Come over here. Eddie? That sounds fun. All you have to do is hit this.

All you have to do is hit this button. And there she is right there. Wow. Don't say who you see. No. Wow. I see a lot of people. I know.

You do? Well, him? Who's that? No, I don't know. No, I don't know her. Let me see. But these are people that are nearby. Oh, yeah.

I see another one. I know. Wait, let me see. They're like artists. Okay. So I want to see. Neh. That's cool.

Hey, Amy, that does sound fun, doesn't it? Okay. Well, yeah. Like, we've been married forever. But, I mean, that sounds fun. Show me. Let me tell you something. We didn't have that weird, kids.

It's fun for a second, then it's not really fun, right? Yeah, no, I'm very intimidated on there because there's like supermodels and stuff on there, and I'm like, hey, what's up? But you blend into everyone there. Oh, for sure she does. She has, you know how you guys get irritated at me and are like, come on, you know how you're not as stupid and dopeies you think you are? Yeah.

But I wish you guys would say that. Do we say that? That's what I feel like a Morgan number two. Like, how's I tell her? How's your confidence? Yeah. I am really confident. I'm just not confident on this dating app because it, like, I don't know.

The women on there are gorgeous. How do you know? You can't see them. Yeah, you can see them nearby. Oh, just the nearby ones? Yeah. Yeah, but that's not really what they look like, right? Though I met the girl that I met in New York, that's where I met her on that app.

And she looks just like she looked on the app. I've showed you a picture of her? No. I have not. I refused to look, remember? I was like, uh-uh, I don't want to know. Oh, that's right. to myself. Why don't you want to know? Because I want to be like everyone else and wonder who

everyone is and then picture them in my mind. Like the flight attendant, I had this whole thing in my mind and then I met her like, oh, okay, cool. Well, you met her and then what happened? It's just not what I thought. What's different? Reality versus expectation. Just she was a lot prettier than I thought. I really truly think that everyone on these dating apps are like fake, like the best of the best picture ever. And then you're just like, oh, you look just normal. You thought in real life she was prettier. I figured. No, no, no, no.

Oh, when I met her, yes. When I met her, I thought she was way prettier than like... Dude, I'm telling you, if I were you and I saw a girl like that first month, I was like, all right, you're done. We're getting married. You and me right now. Like, you're interested in me? Okay, will you marry me? Like, but you, you look at that and you're like, I don't do.

I don't do. I don't do that. No, but when you date, is that what you guys do? It's not always, it's not just about looks. Like, if it's not... It's like, you see someone like that. You're on a date with me? Like, this is it.

I scored. She's long distance. And here's the thing, too. Luxe fade. Sometimes. They do. They fade. They do.

I've seen some good looking older women. But if you don't, no, I'm not talking about fading in age. I'm talking about fading because you're with them all the time. Oh, I got to. Like, they might still look good, but what if their personality is real. Like, if I'm not super clickety-click, it's like, boom. And like, you don't make me happy and laugh. and I don't care how good looking you are.

Dang. That's crazy. That's cool. That's awesome. You have that option. It's amazing. That's awesome. I don't know what option you're talking about.

The fact that you can just be like, you're an 11, but I just don't like your personality. So I'm going to go with the next one. Thank you next. That's awesome. That's rude. Oh, you know what I'm saying? Listen, just be totally candid here. You're the best one I've ever seen,

you're just gorgeous, but I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to pass on this one. I mean, she does need to be funny. She has to have a sense of humor. Here's what I need. And like, sometimes girls don't. I need a sense of humor, like, super funny. I need...

Quick wit, smart. I need them to have... They got their thing. They don't need my thing. Oh, they're established. I don't care even about established, but they know... What are they passionate about? Yeah, like, they got their thing.

And that's their... thing. Like someone's so independent that it makes me at times irritated, they're so independent. Like that's what I need. That makes sense? Yes. Absolutely. It makes perfect sense. Speak. Speak.

Boo-boo speak. She was going to say a butt. But you've had that before, just so you know. You've had girls that are very into what they're doing. And then they weren't. What's going on over there? No, and then they weren't. Say what you want to say. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, they've been

Say what you want to say. Great personalities, funny. Yeah. All that. Perfect. Excellent. Smart. Excellent. Passionate about their own thing.

I wasn't mature enough. It was a me. It was a me thing. I was not mature enough in my spot in that relationship. It wasn't a them thing. All of them. Yes. Yeah.

But now you're more mature. You are. You are more mature. I don't know if I'm more mature, but at least I know what I'm looking for. And I know, this is my big growth spot. You ready for it? Whenever I come in one of those where I go, I don't know that this is uncomfortable

This is probably not for me I go oh you know what This is what you do every time idiot Just get through this one Fight through it Get to the other side of it And then address it Okay

I used to not do that I used to go like Oh no uncomfortable Gotta go Parachute But I know I've been through enough of those And it's a you know

Eddie do you want to see the girl I went out to New York I'm gonna see her again This week I'm good No see She's pretty I'm sure she is

Okay let me her. Yeah, let me see her. You sure? Yeah. Hold on. Bada da da da da da da da da da. Hmm. What? What picture did you show him? I'm just showing, here. I'm just clicking through a bunch of them. Again, she's beautiful. Let me see. Which one do you show him? Well, I just roll through all of them. Yeah. Again, she's beautiful, but I'm surprised. Surprised. At Just certain, certain... She's different.

Yeah, different. That's what she does. You can read the top of it. You want me to read it? No, no, no. Oh, I was like, what? I can read it, okay. Wow, that's cool.

Oh, really? Wait, I think I knew that. Yeah, I see what you're saying. I mean, she knows what she wants. She's doing what she wants. Dang, look at her. What's this? Dude, that's

I don't understand what your sound is. He's saying like, why aren't you dating her? Life is good. Life is good. Both, you should be, at night, just be like, life is good. No, at night I'm like, this sucks. There's nobody here. It's the balls in your court, man.

Like, I just feel, and it's not just the girls and whatever, but like, just your life is good. To me, it's like, you've got it all, all your past is like back there and you've got a blank slate. and it's yours to write. And to me, you got it, mate, because you have a freaking family you can go to with kids that are already at that age where they're, like, cool to hang out with. Yes.

But I had that years ago, like, my thing's written now. Now I'm living what I've written. Yeah, and that's awesome. Your investment's finally paying on. Yes, and now you have the whole future to write. My point is, wherever you are, the other side always looks a little bit better.

Well, I'm not saying I would rather have your life. Yes, you are. No, he's not. I'm not saying that. No, I don't hear any saying that. I hear him saying like, stop. Sometimes you paint a picture where, like, your life is sucks. And Eddie's saying it doesn't.

I don't know. My life doesn't suck. I'm not saying it does. Okay, clarify that then because it's sort of. My favorite thing in this show is when someone lies and they go, whatever, you just winked at me. Because nobody can prove they did nothing. Because it's just radio. And everyone believes you.

I know. No, not me. Lunchbox does that crap too where he's like, you just winked. And isn't that true? No. People believe Lunchbox too all that. No, he does. He winks at you.

No, I don't winked to Eddie once today that weirdly about something. You do. You do it a lot. I don't even know. I think Eddie, like, made a funny joke, and I, like, jumped on top of it, and I was like, got you. Oh, man. I actually kind of think I'm cool, to myself for the first time in my whole life. Well, that's good.

Yeah. For the first time ever, I'm like, oh, I'm actually kind of cool. Yeah, that's good. You need to think that. Yeah, I didn't until, like, yesterday. Even if you're not cool, you need to think that. I think being around really positive. Do you know who was, like, super, like, I have a friend who's a comedian, Nikki Glazer,

and she's the most positive. And we haven't talked in a little bit because we got in a stupid fight because I was an idiot. You got to fight with her? Yeah, I mean, nothing like romantic. But it's temporary. Okay. But she's like the best at being like so confident and just like, and it makes you go, oh, this is why you should hang around people that are awesome because it makes you go, oh, I should do what they do. Because she'll be like, yeah, that's what I'm good at.

I'm going to go do it. It's cool. Like she's a good influence on me. No, it's like a dumb fight. I've talked to her in like no time, but. You know, Bobbing is dumb fights. Yeah, what happened? Why's always got to be me?

Oh, because there's some times where you've been like, we've, we've had, I don't even know if you know that we were having a dumb fight, but we were and it was dumb. Well, if I wasn't fighting back, it's even a fight? Yes. One time I was like. Yeah, because you don't fight back. That's true. I just go in.

That's a problem with her. That's it. And again, she's like the best. Like, she's the best. but yeah I don't fight back and she didn't even do anything wrong okay

okay I'm just curious now what because y'all's relationship she didn't do anything wrong but you guys fought yeah because I was stupid I got really embarrassed about something and I was like

I want to disappear for a little bit and then I just stayed disappeared because you know how I do that makes sense I'm not fully adult yet I haven't fully grown getting there but not yet

she has a joke about me and her upcoming special she does I know. Is she named you? No, we kind of. Wow, that's awesome. That's bad.

No. I mean. But she told you, oh, wait, is this what the fights about? It has something to do with that. But, yeah, it's about that. I can play music, I'll tell you off there

and you tell me if you think it's funny. I mean, I know what's funny because she's literally funny. She's literally the funniest person ever met in my life. Like, she's... We're watching stuff at your house, and I lolled.

Like, she's funny. Not for everybody who's listening to this part because I think she's pretty vulgar at times. That's not what she's about. She's not going out to be vulgar, but she just speaks like she speaks in real life. But here, let me do this. Hold on.

I'm not leaving. I'm just going to turn the mics down. I don't want to ruin her joke either. It's a joke. But yeah, that is a bloke. Dang. But that's not why y'all are fighting? No.

Oh, okay. No, no, no, no. Yeah, you wouldn't get mad at that, right? No, but I guess I'm just confused as to what. I'll tell you later. I got embarrassed about something that I did. It's a good joke. I know, right?

But here's the thing with that too. And in no way would I ever reach out to her and go, and I should have reached out to her because I'm stupid. But I would never reach out and go, hey, don't do that joke about me. But the same way, I won't reach out to Lindsay and my ex-girlfriend and be like, don't put that song about me out called Get Over Yourself. That's a good song.

I haven't heard it. Is it really called Get Over Yourself? I think so. But I won't listen to it. Like, Lindsay reached out to me. I was like, do you want to hear this song? The songs that I wrote that could be on my next album about you. And I was like, no.

because if you send it to me, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to say, don't put it out, because I don't want that out there. So instead, I want to appreciate art more than I appreciate myself, and I want her to put out her story. What are you looking at over there? Art. What are you looking at over there? No, my phone was on and then it's off. Nothing.

It's time to go. Amy's getting bored. No, honestly, I do have to go use the bathroom. Go. Oh, that's true. You said that 10 minutes ago. No, 33 minutes ago. But I'm not going to leave the, I'm not going to leave the, I'm not going to leave the to have y'all talk about me when I go to the bathroom.

We wouldn't do that. Yeah. Listen, I've got to have, this has been a good talk. It has been. I've really enjoyed it. That's why I've stuck around. We, oh, that's why. Wait, hold on.

Let me go back to Morgan number two. Focus on her for a second. Oh, yeah. Then we can wrap it. Okay. Morgan number two. Whatever. She just, her face is like, oh, great.

What's coming on? No, no, no. I'm just curious what's going on. Have you been on any more dates? No, I haven't. Do you want to go on any more dates? I don't know. I'm kind of indifferent right now.

Are you sad right now? No, I'm not sad. I'm still dead. Still dead inside. But you're going to be dead inside until you go out and actively try to not be dead inside. It's not going to just take it from somebody's been dead inside for 10 years. I know. But I don't, like when somebody tries, I just, like, I try for five minutes.

Then it's not the right person trying. That's the end. But that's not hurtful if she hasn't met the right person. I know. But she didn't stop saying she's dead inside. But can I say something? Think about it. Eddie, why not?

Like, do you want to find someone while you're dead inside? Like, is that fair to that other person that they're finding a dead person? Like, don't you want to be at your best? Somebody's got to have to shape me because I'm, I... No, no, no. But I'm saying... You have to shape yourself. Yes.

You have to know that you want to work, right? Like, I know that I want to work. I'm not coming in any relationship, having it figured out, understanding what's really going on. I've struggled with a lot of that. baggage of messing up. But I'm going into it going, oh, I want to do this and I need work, and I'm going to say I need work and we're going to work together.

Same way that Who and Mariah Date was going to have stuff too. But you don't just go into it. I'm perfectly ready to go. Yes. But having stuff is one thing, but being dead inside and depending on someone to pick you up or revive you? That's not the case with her. Okay.

She's quote unquote dead inside right now. She's not really dead inside of me. Because she had a bad relationship. All it takes is one good run to kind of lift it up a little bit. And she starts dating somebody. They go out a couple times she really likes them. Maybe she starts to come alive just a little bit.

Okay. And you work on it. You work on it. Okay. It's like she's a plant. It needs a little water. Yeah. Yeah.

See? You plant. I just don't think a guy is the water. But she's not going to get... It may not be the guy. It may not be the guy. It may not be the guy. It could be a guy that makes her go,

oh, I kind of like this. I don't feel so dead. Maybe I was Because again, I've met girls And I'm like, whoa Amy tried to set me up with somebody yesterday Oh yeah? What kind of?

Who was it, Amy? I don't remember Was it a songwriter friend of yours? How many Grammys did you have, Amy? No, it wasn't. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. I mean, I'm sure I did, but I don't remember it.

I still think you should date your Eva. She has a boyfriend. Does she? Yeah, I met him. He's awesome. Oh, I didn't know that. I thought she was just, okay. I sat with them at the Catching Music Hall of Fame

because they had Reba and I sitting together. Yeah. And he was sitting over there and I was like, hey. No disrespect. Sorry about that. Yeah. You move on. Yeah, move on for that one.

Okay. Remember you were like, hey, I wouldn't talk to this person. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm still into that. I forgot. Who's that? And Amy never tries to set me up because she's like, wow.

Amy always takes the girls that I date and then makes them her friends. You think that she does that just so she can be. friends with him later. No. No, he just dates cool girls. Yeah. I just date cool girls. Yeah. And then I just give him my heads up. I'm like, this probably isn't going to work, so here's my number. Let's hang some time. Like Kelly Henderson's a big one. Yes. From Velvet's Edge. That's how Amy knows Kelly. Yeah. Is I used to date Kelly. But this goes way back. I mean, I remember Bobby and I were like in an Uber in L.A. and they were just talking. And she was on FaceTime and y'all were just kind of getting to know each other whatever dirks introduced

them well derks yeah derks family's one who put us together so then so y'all are in the uber and i'm like gosh she's so cool and i just remember being like kelly like let's just not y'all don't go there just in this now like we're friends let's just make this easy we still talk about that that uber ride really please please talk about me all the time on my back no it's not behind your back but it was just one of those things where it's funny like kelly and i just clicked right away I don't, it doesn't happen every time. You should date her. Maybe I will.

What? That big emoji eyes. The, uh, what? What do you got, Mons? I was trying to think back. Kelly and I met, she was styling Dirk, so doing his, you know, his, grooming. Grooming. And I, this wasn't a line.

I didn't use a line on her. I'll tell you exactly what I said. It wasn't a line. Wait, I was there. Because I really thought it. And she was in with Dirk. and Dark's like, hey, you should meet Kelly. She's cool and she's single.

And I was like, by the way, she has a podcast called the Velvet Edge podcast. And she, her and I work together every day still. She's my stylist. She was the one in the back, the green room where you're like, hi, I'm Bobby. No, I didn't do that. What I said was, no, it's even worse. I went up to her and I was like, are you a model? Oh.

Because she, she was tall. She's tall. And I thought she was like a model for the, something. happening there. And then I got so much crap because they were like, what a line, are you a model? And I was like, no, I literally thought she might have been a model. And then we did it for a bit.

And now everybody just wants, I get messages every day. You know you should day? Kelly Anderson. You're like. I'm like, did. Yeah. She's also, one of the friends that call me when I was talking about earlier, Zanaxed out. And she goes, why are you being so cool right now?

She was like, why he'd be so cool? Like, what's happening right now? Because her and I talk all the time. Okay, that's it. We went a long time. I thought this was a pretty good little run though here, huh? I liked it. I enjoyed it. I'm working on your birthday.

Don't get on to me right now. Okay. You're all good, Amy. Well, I know. You got to go pee. I do, but I got to do this first. And I will, let's see you tomorrow. It's so weird.

Sometimes you have to pee so bad, and then it just goes away. That's why I tell my kids, too, you can hold it. Did you know that one of the... I don't know why our friend was looking this up. Oh, I think she was looking for a video. our friend Mary was looking for a video to show Stasheera of me doing something on YouTube. And she just typed in some of the most popular Bobby Bone Show YouTube things. And one of the most popular ones is you tickling me.

That's a weird one. Why were you tickling me? You lost a bet. We stretched you out and tickled you because you lost a bet. But I don't remember why. You lost a bet. But what was the bet? I don't know the game we played, Amy.

We should pull that one down. That's weird. Yes. And I was like, why is that the most watched? Like, why is that so popular? I don't understand. But you know that video where we looked at my feet really close on YouTube? It's getting so many views.

No. I don't know why the tickling. And then we couldn't remember why I was getting tickled. Because you lost a game. Bobby, I remember that. I don't remember the game. I'm asking the world if they. Thank you.

No, but then you lost. No, but then you lost. You lost a game. Okay. Sorry that I was curious. Why you were tickling me? Because I don't remember. I don't know the game.

I actually have forgotten about it, but a lot of people have watched it. Really? It was right there on that college. I know. Yeah, we know, Amy. Remember we did the butt Sunday once? Oh, lunchbox his butt. Ew, did I have to eat it out of his butt?

Did she eat your butt? Yep. Oh, I did. So, I remember getting in so much trouble. How many views does that have? Our old boss, he doesn't work here anymore. He got so mad at that bit. And I was like, hey, man, hang loose.

Chill out. Chill out, man. It's a butt Sunday. It's a butt Sunday. You want one? Good morning. All right, here's today's show. Thank you very much.

All right. By the way, let me say listen to the sore losers' podcast. You can even listen to yesterdays, where they had on the guy that won the UFC. I guess not yesterday, but Fridays? That was Thursdays. Whenever it was, the guy from the UFC that had winning the fight, who's from Arkansas, who we played his clip on today's show that you'll hear. But this is Bryce Mitchell, who I bonded with in my heart because he's from Arkansas like I am.

I'm the bum from Arkansas, you know, straight out Detroit. You know what I'm saying? I don't care. You know, say I'm the underdog. I'm going there fight the same either way. I'm giving everything I got. I don't care if I'm the underdog or not. Win, lose, or draw it. It's going out there and fighting with honor. And so, after he won, this is post-fight.

Hey, Pat Paul. Call my mama, tell her I'm fine. And tell her be hungry when she picks me up. I'm taking her out for steak. I want to take Arkansas. Now he's supposed to be here. He's out from Arkansas. And Reebok!

Love it. Tell him. I love it. We play later on the show. Yeah, listen to Soor Losers podcast. They have that guy on. And then tonight, Trevor, from Old Dominions coming by the house, we'll do a Bobbycast. I sound all right, right? You do sound all right, yeah.

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Mr. Bobby Bones. Let know. Translidate. Hey, welcome back. Hope you had a good weekend. Everybody's here. Morning studio. Morning.

I'm always happy to come back on Monday. Like, Mondays are maybe my favorite days. because I got so much to talk about. I'm always fired up to get back in the studio. I know you guys like your days off, your weekends. Oh, yeah. Need three-day weekend. But Amy told me a funny story about how she was shamed at the store.

Did you tell them this or no? I haven't told anybody yet. What happened? Okay. Well, I got shamed by the cashier for buying everything they had left of one particular item. I'm obsessed with these vital protein sleep shots. What is that? It's like a little shot that has, like, I don't know, melatonin and lavender.

and you just throw it back. I have no idea if it's placebo effect, but I take these and I'm sleeping better. It's like my sleep juice and I want them all. And Amazon was sold out so I couldn't order any. Well, I called the store and they got some in. Like I called ahead. Like I wasn't going to drive over there if they didn't have it.

So I get all the way there and they have like, I don't know, nine left. And so I grab all nine and I go to the counter and I'm buying. And he goes, you know this is the only nine we have left. And I was like, yep, take them all please. that'll give me nine nights. And he's like, well, these are really popular. You know, like some people are going to come in and be disappointed that they're all gone now. And I'm like, what is, I mean, I'm a paying customer.

I'm here to buy these. Like, I felt he was making me feel like I should go put them back on the shelf and I should not be. There was no limit. Sometimes stores will be like only two per customer, blah, blah, blah, blah. No limit. And by the way, they were on sale, bonus. So I was really wanting to buy them up. and he just made me feel bad.

And then I thought in my head, you know what? No, this is America. Oh, wow. Why are you hit him with that? I'm thinking about that. In my head. In my head.

And I was like, I'm not going to have you make me feel bad for wanting to buy these. Life's not fair. And people should know that. So if they didn't call ahead to find out y'all had them in stock and come drive all the way over here

to grab them, because let me tell you, I called and as soon as they said they had them, I got my car and I went there and I got them because I know how quickly they sell out. And so I bought him all But he definitely made me feel bad Like I was a bad person Like bad like not thoughtful

Like not caring about Did he feel like did he somewhat convince you That you were a bad person? Yeah I mean he wasn't cool about it If I was if I knew my employee was doing that to customers I'd be like what Like that's not really how we should make customers feel So I don't know

Was I was I wrong for taking all nine Or should I have taken four and left five for five other? Well I don't think you're describing it right You didn't take them, you bought them. You paid for them. That's right. You're absolutely right. My hard earned money.

You want to go buy nine of them or you're going to go buy 90 of them? This is a store. That's where they sell. Yeah. In America. Yeah. In America. Yeah.

So, honestly. That's what I should have said to him. I don't care if this is nine or if you had 90. I'd be buying them all. Especially because they're a dollar off right now. You did nothing wrong. And for him to go, ooh, you don't know these people? No, I don't know them at all.

And life's not fair. And you know what? The owner of the store probably say, hey, cashier, shut up. We're trying to make a buck. In America, we have capitalism. Exactly. You put something out. If people want to buy it, they buy it.

So obviously they wanted to move them or they wouldn't take it. You're absolutely right. Does anyone disagree with me? No. It wasn't like they were free. It went and took, like lunchboxes if he's ever walking by a soup kitchen and like, oh, free soup, he'd take it all. Right. There's a difference in that because that's taking free stuff.

Right. But Amy could have gone back in three or four days and got more. There's no need to buy nine. She's not going to drink nine and one nine. I don't want to drive back over there. It's 20 minutes from my house. You used to work at Sam's Club? I did work at Sam's Club.

And isn't the whole point of Sam's Club to buy a bulk of things so you don't have to go back? Yes. So that's the whole purpose of that. Yeah, I was buying in bulk. Good. I am just saying Amy could have bought three and then order them on Amazon like she normally does and had helped her fellow customer out. But instead, she wanted to hog him for something. Hey, if you want to be selfish, I like being selfish.

This is how the guy made me feel. I'm with you. I'm with you though. I don't want to think of other people. From my heart, you're absolutely right. You did what you did you. It's not charity. It's money.

Now I have them in my fridge. There you go. There you. Yeah, and someone else can't sleep at night. And I'm going to take one tonight. They're losing sleep. They're going to be late for work. I mean, wow.

The Bobby Bones Show. Big three stories. Let's go over to our producer, Raimundo, who is in the glass room with the news and his microphone. Ramundo, what you got over there? Several hundred passengers had to be rescued from the Viking Sky, a 12-day luxury cruise line that goes along the Norwegian coast. Several people were injured as well. Nobody's won the Powerball still. It's now $750 million.

Next drawing is Wednesday. In sports, March Madness is now down to the Sweet 16. Games get back underway Thursday. A listener message me and said, hey, what are your current workout songs? Amy, put one on this list. Oh, I've got seven rings, Ariana Grande. Spot, lunch. Spot, lunch.

My loss is down. Oh, wow. It's a good beat. I see that. Just spot it. I see it. I like it. I want it.

I got it. Morgan number two, what do you have? Don't Call Me up by pop artist Mabel. I don't know this song. Don't call me up. I'm going out tonight. What are you doing? What are you working out?

What should work out? I run, like I do 10 minutes of interval running and jogging, and then I do weights, lift weights. Don't calm me up. We'll put all these at Bobbybones.com. Lunchbox, do you have, do you work out? I go run and I go to soccer games, and this is the song I listened to before. I don't listen to music during the game or, When I run.

But you pump yourself up. I pump myself up. And let me tell you, I found this song, and guys, it is a jam. Remember the name by Fort Minor? Oh, my God. This is bad. I remember this. We used to play this one like 10 years ago, right?

I don't know. I heard it on a playlist. Like, I was playing on I Heart Radio. This is the Lincoln Park singer. Oh. No. Mike Shinoda. They're kind of like the rapper.

They have two things. Yeah. He doesn't need his name up in lights. He just wants to be heard. Whether it's the beat of the mic. Is that you, lunchbox? Do you picture yourself? I like, I like, I feel so good.

I mean, I was like, this is the jam. I'll give me some of mine. And listen, I work out pretty much all to hip-hop. When I run my bike, just to hip-hop. It's all. So, this N-E-R-D song. You know this one? Yeah.

This is called Limit. I'm only listening to hip-hop when I work out. I tried other stuff. I did like a 90s country playlist. and I just was singing the whole time I didn't even work out that hard I was just singing Also

And your husband likes Nicki Minaj right Yes Yeah this Nicki Minaj song Nicky Minaj and Lil Wayne Face off Univously this pie like this is a bakeoff I love Nicky's curves Swing at the baseball

I beat your breaks off Hi I'm tuned I eat your face off I just is rhyming right Yeah Yeah Okay that's pretty nice I eat your face off

Are you hating on Lowayne? Are you hating on Lowayne? Are you hating on Little Wayne's rhymes? I just thought I've just never heard of someone saying I'm going to eat your face off. Isn't that like I'm going to kiss you hard? Oh, that's it?

Yeah. And then now finally here's Buster Rhymes Break your neck. That's always. Lots of much stuff on my list though, like Jackson 5? Yeah. I'm looking at my list here.

Bone thugs. Temptations. I'll switch it up a little bit. You smile when you hear those songs. Yeah, we'll put all those up at bobbybones.com. The Bobby Bones Show. Our audio producer, Ray Mundo, he works from a glass room. I can see him, but there's a wall between us.

But you and your girlfriend got a couples massage? Yeah, and it was also a place that did pedicures and manicures, so I got talked into the pedicure. So what's a couple's massage like? It's real cool, so we're in there, we're both getting our feet rubbed, and it's just like a massage parlor, and so the lady asked me if I wanted my hands done, and I was like, no, no, no, my nails are good.

but they'll do the clippings and stuff like that for guys. Amazing. She brought out a shredder. I mean, my foot looked amazing after she was done. And then they give us both, like, foot rubs for 20 minutes, just right next to each other. I love massage parlors. Like, I don't know why I've waited this long in my life to go to one. If you're a guy, don't be shy about it.

Like, go to them. They're not just for women. Something sounds weird about the term massage parlor. That's what it is. It's a massage parlor. Yeah, but... Is it called a massage parlor? It is.

but yeah. Parlor sounds like something's going to shady that happened. Like if the top of when people get in trouble. Like if the cops bust in you better run.

It was totally legit though and I was the only guy in there but don't know why. It was very enjoyable and I was so relaxed and it was a great massage too. I get massages too. Let's see if I'm hurt.

But I don't. But not at the parlor. The word parlor sounds sketchy. I mean there was nothing sketchy about it. The only thing that was a little awkward she goes, what kind of nail polish you want?

And I was trying to think of lightest color. I'm not going to get a black or red. So I just told her, is there any way you can put something clear on? So she finally put on the clear polish and then I had the little things in my toes. It took my feet like 20 minutes to dry probably. I never had a pedicure, but I like that. Yes. You would love it, but

it is a little weird. Wait, wait. They don't have to paint your nails. You've got a nail paint? My girl told me after the fact I can turn it down, but I ended up going with clear. You can't even see it. And it's better for the toe. No, no, no, no. That is unexcusable. Dude, listen, there was honestly a little bit of a language barrier, but she

kept pressure me for it and I just told her put something on that nobody can see. And she goes and went in the back and got it and boom, out the door, it looked great. And do you recommend the couples massage that it bring you guys together? Yeah, the couples massage, it ends up being a little bit more, but you're both getting the calves, all that and the legs rubbed out and it's right next to your girl, you're able to drink some wine. It's very, very enjoyable. So let me ask you this.

You and your girl have been together now for five years. And you're still like doing romantic things. How are we feeling about this proposal? We're moving along. Yeah. Yeah. Trust me, especially with now it's summertime. It's not.

It's March. I know. So it would be spring. Literally spring just started. All right. Warmer weather. I don't think people propose in the snow. So this, it is the season.

Proposal season. I don't really see a lot of people proposing during the winter. So I'm just saying like Christmas. Like they do. It's a holiday time. Anyways, if I'm proposing, it's going to be outdoors. Because a majority of the majority of time date-wise that we

experience together is outside. So I think that'd be the best time to do it. It is? I thought you guys mostly go to the bar. Before fall? Oh, easily before fall. Oh, you're actually putting a time. Yeah, yeah, something probably would have went terribly wrong if it's not then. Have you talked to her dad yet? I have not.

That is nerve-wracking. Why? It's just going to be, I talk to her dad, but usually it's about simple stuff, not life decisions and marriage and hurt his daughter. It's a very very adult conversation. I'm ready for it. But man, is that going to kind of be awkward? What would you say? I want to marry your daughter. Yeah. Uh, and then when I say, is that cool? I'm putting my entire self out there on a limb and then he could just totally be like, man, I don't,

I don't know if I really like you for my daughter. And then that's awkward. That insults my ego. And then also it's like, where do you go from there? Oh, okay. So I can't. I mean, I have no response to it. So it's like we're both going into it thinking he's going to say yes, But that walk and wherever we're going to take that walk and have that conversation, I mean, I'm going to be so nervous and so flustered and just saying the most awkward stuff ever probably. But that's coming up in the next couple months. Yeah, let's go. Let's do it, baby.

You're the one. I know. Other stuff have to fall into place. Hey, A-Rod searched for a ring for years. No, seven months. Yeah, give me some time. All right. You had it.

All right, there he is. Ramundo, our audio producer. Give me this update in life. I love that. Hollywood. Morgan No. 2's 30 Second Skinny. On last night's American Idol, Luke Bryan gave the boots off his feet to one of the contestants

named Colby after seeing Colby's boots had holes in the bottom of them. What size she were you, Colby? Wouldn't be a 12D, would it? Call me whatever fits. Well, I'm a 12D. We'll solve that little problem. Those boots are made for walking to the next round,

and your whole line is going to the next round. Brooks and Dunn released another collaboration from their reboot album. This one is with Brett Young for the remake of Brooks and Dunn's song Ain't Nothing About You. Here it is. The way she looks, the way she loves when she walks by, there ain't nothing about her. Marin Morris and Ryan Hurd celebrated their first wedding anniversary this weekend and shared some throwback photos on social media for the big day. Marin wrote, I wouldn't mind doing this 60 more times around the sun with you,

and Ryan Hurd wrote best thing that's ever happened to me, best year of my life. I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Firefighters in Tennessee cut through a wall at a family's home to rescue a dog that was chasing a squirrel in the attic. Their dog's up in the attic. Chasing after a squirrel falls through.

And firefighters, they go in Chattanooga, and they go and they have to cut a hole in the wall, and they get Bella out, who's a wiener dog. Luckily, everybody survived, everybody's good. Firefighters just used to saw cut through the wall. They're like, Bella, they're trying to make the dog not move while they're cutting the wall. So they cut back there, but the dog obviously runs to the sound. But everything's good. So good for the firefighters, good for the dog.

Everybody wins in that one. That's funny, huh? Yeah. It's funny because everybody got that out of. All right, that's what it's all about right there. That's Tell Me Something Good. There you go. That was Tell Me Something Good.

Bobby Bones Show. Boney up the day. This story comes with us from Royal Palm Beach, Florida. A 28-year-old man's working at Arby's. He's supposed to get off at 10 p.m. And the manager comes up and says, hey, someone called in, I need you to work overtime. He's like, look, I got plans on my girlfriend, no.

The manager pulls out pepper spray, pepper sprays him and chases him around the store with a knife trying to make him stay and work overtime. But he pepper sprayed him because he just didn't want to work more? Yeah, he didn't want to work overtime. And the manager's like, no, that's not acceptable. He pepper sprayed him and chased him with a knife to make him stay. Oh.

If you thought that would work. He was not going to be a very effective employee. I'm saying. Like you spray him and then he just makes more sandwiches? It's not very smart. It's crazy that that guy is the boss. So I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonhead story of the day.

Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bow. We're going to play Lunchbox versus Amy. It's a trivia game, which, by the way, I don't even see these questions until they're handed to me. Mike D., we vouch for this? I don't write the questions. Mike D writes our games. I don't see these questions, right?

Correct. Okay, so Mike D's written the questions. And I say that because the score is 9. to eight lunchbox. Oh, gosh. With the win, Lunchbox is a champ. With the win,

Amy moves it on to sudden death. It's amazing. And I have been a comeback kid for sure, because I had like four wins the other day. Amy, you're up first. It's time for Amy versus Lunchbox. Question one. Before the NCAA reaches the final four,

there's a round with eight teams. Yeah. Eight teams. What is that round called? Because there's Sweet 16. I know, Sweet 16. What's eight? Final four.

In the middle, there's 18. It looks like Elite 8. What is your answer? Elite 8? Your answer is Elite 8? Yeah. Woo! Yes.

Thank you. Very good, very good. Question number two. Lager, Pilsner, ale are types of what? Beer. Okay, correct. Yeah. Question number three.

At the gym. Uh-huh. How much does the standard bar weigh? 45 pounds. Wow. She went three for three. Because you know why? I can only lift the bar.

I don't add any weights to it. And you know that's 45. Yes. All right. Lunchbox. Wow. Sarah Jessica Parker turns 54 years old today. Yeah.

What was her character's name on Sex and the City? Carrie Bradshaw. Ooh. Nailed it. Don't get cocky. I didn't get cocky. I didn't get cocky. There we got it right.

Lunchbox. Ballpoint. Yeah. Wing. and twin are types of what? Types of shoes. Big tip shoes, yeah.

Incorrect. Oh, no. It's sewing needles. Whoa, I could steal that. It doesn't matter. You've already had three questions. I wouldn't have known that. I was going to say ballpoint pin. Well, that's why he jumped at it so quick. Well, there we go. Amy, you are a winner. We go to one round next week for all the marvels.

Wow! Once we're rocks, would you have known the final one here? Actor Joe Alwyn is best known as whose boyfriend. No, never heard of the guy. Oh, Taylor Swift. Yeah, they're going to get married. They've been together forever. Well, you won twice.

Hey, there's she is. 99. We go to the final round next week in Amy versus Lunchbox. Wow. Amy said, don't call it a comeback. Oh my gosh. Don't call it a comeback.

Yeah. Because I'm the comeback kid. You're just making stuff up to the point. I don't even know what the quote is from. Is that what they say? Yeah. No. Not that way.

Not the comeback kid. But L.R. Cole J. Don't call it a comeback. No? All right. Like you were always meant to be there. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. This isn't a comeback. This is where I belong. There you go. There's you. Now you're talking like that.

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The Bobby Bones Show On this day in country music. Today in 1989, which is 30 years ago, Garth Brooks made his chart debut with What song? What year? 1989. First ever song.

First single. Not counting you. No. Guy! Wow. It was the first single from a self-titled debut album. Thunder Rolls!

No. If tomorrow never come. No. The dance. Much too young To feel this dangled Well, that's the controversy, right? Yes.

So it was co-written by Garth It only got to number eight Because we talked about this on Garth's birthday What happened was some radio stations didn't play it Because it had the word D-D-D-D. Yeah, in the title. Should have been number one song

But they were like, hmm, we can't play, It's got a D word in it. So that was his first ever single. It goes to number eight. Now, one of the line mentions, A worn-out tape of? Chris Ledoo. Right.

Lonely women. Go ahead. And bad news. Oh, babboos. Babboon? What? Bad boos. Oh, bad boos.

Oh, it's bad news. Bad boons. You'd be the judge buns. I know what it is. Nothing. Wait, hold on. What does everybody say it is? No, I can't.

What are you saying it is? Lonely women and bad boons. Bad boons. Bad boons. The monkeys. She says baboons. That's the dumbest thing I've heard. You think God's just me singing it.

I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. All right. Lunchbox, what do you think is? Bad news. Lonely women and bad news.

Eddie? Bad boos. Okay. So we have baboons, bad news. Bad boos. Morgan number two, you would jump in this? Mine was bad news. Yeah, you're right.

High five. All right. Competition's getting younger. Tep of Bronx. You know. I can't recall Here it is Here we go

A worn out tape Chris Lidoo Lonely Woundlyne Women and Bad booze Bad booze Bad booze Booz Amy

Wow Seems to be the only Friends I've left at all Bad boo He's friends with Baboons With bad news No

I've been singing it wrong For 21 years The answer is 30 years Same love fuck same The answer is bad booze And so Chris Ladue Was a country singer

Who'd been performing years but had never had much of a following. However, he was a huge influence on Garth Brooks, and when the song became a hit, it kind of resurrected Chris Ledoo's career. They met eight months after it was released on the radio and played a show together, where, even though Garth was big, he insisted he opened for Chris Ladue. Wow, that's Garth. Isn't that crazy?

Awesome. Wow. Come on. There you go. We'll play this right now. It was number one, 30 years ago today, and hopefully you like that fun fact. Today in country music history. That was, on this day in country music.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. Relying on technology allows us to forget five things a day. I saw that, and I agree because I don't know anybody's phone number, and I don't know how to get anywhere. That's on the list. Because I always just type it in. Like with my phone, I'll just yell at my Siri to take me somewhere. What are the things we forget? So the five things we forget are passwords, other people's phone numbers, how to spell certain words.

Oh, man, me too. And I don't even try anymore. I hit it, and if it doesn't autocrect, I just send it anyway. So it's either spell check or hopefully it's the person's spell recognized on the other side of it, because I don't even try. How to do basic math, and then how to write legibly. Because between our phones and technology or computers, like we don't really write that much anymore. And then some of the things are outside of the top five, like Bobby, you mentioned directions, birthdays, what time shows are on. Oh, birthdays.

It's actually helped me. I don't know anybody's birthday. But having... The calendar helps you. Big time. And I put in the people's birthdays that I really like. Basically, it's just Amy and my exes. Wow.

I know. I know. So, oh, you know, another funny thing. People forget this was number six on the list. So almost top five. Their own phone number. Like, sometimes if they're asked for it, fill it out, like, sometimes they're like, shoot, what is my own phone number? Yeah, you don't have to say it that much.

You've had yours forever. I've had my phone number. 2003? Yeah. So you've had the same one. Like, I switched a few years ago, and it did take me a while to learn it. Because I was like, oh, I don't really know. You don't call yourself.

Right. Yeah. I do sometimes I'm really lonely. Oh. Hey, Bob. Hey, are you good? Yeah, I'm okay. How what else?

So couples in happier relationships say these things to each other more often. So you can, you know, jot these down, not if you're driving, but just make sure that you're telling your partner this. Thank you. If you're expressing gratitude in your relationship, even for the small things, not just for the big, it will really impact things. You make me laugh. Make sure you let them know that they're funny because couples that can laugh together. It means that they, you know, enjoy each other's company and each other's jokes. You mean a lot to me.

So people want to feel valued and appreciated. So make sure you remind them. And then lastly, I love you. Like if you're not someone that says it all the time, but simply put, saying I love you is an active reminder of your admiration for one another. Puppies never said it. I know to anybody. My dog, all time. But next, there's still time.

This is the year. And we put her fist in the air like she was pumping me up. She was like, you can do it. 2019, right? Yeah, of course. What else? Okay, you know the top most productive time of day? When is it for you?

When are you the most productive? Two parts. Either at like 6 a.m., which I'm not a morning person, but I've been awake a few hours. That's what we start doing. I'm like an hour into the show. Probably then or like 6 p.m. Right before I go, like I have a few hours before I go down. You're like I'm just hammering away the next day.

Oh, wow. But my schedule's odd. Yeah, you're not really average. So for those people that are listening right now, it's the first three hours of your day. That's when you're most productive. That's me? Okay. 6 a.m.?

I mean, I wake up at 3.30 now. Yeah. But that's when you are cranking stuff out. So if you have your list of MIT's, do you know MIT's? My husband taught me this. A military term? It's your most important tasks. So he tries to help me make lists and prioritize them.

And he's like, what are your MIT's? Number them, one through 10, and knock out one. 10. I'm kind of hot. It's kind of hot. Right. So anyway, my encouragement to anybody listening is to know that your first three hours might be your most productive, so you might as well take care of your MIT's during that time.

I like these acronyms. I had Emily Wiseband on the Bobbycast last week, and she was telling me about PABs. What is that? That is lunchbox? No, I don't have a... Oh, uh... It doesn't matter. I'm like saying here on the radio, but I was like, oh, that's a term. It's a...

What? What? Wait. It's a... Wait. Why did you say that about somebody? Because some people are, Amy. What?

Her dad... No, her dad on the BobbyCats, if you check it out, her dad was a bell bondsman. And he'd have to go track people down. And if they didn't show up and pay their bond, that he'd get a note that somebody was a PAB. It's on the Bobbycast. You should listen to it. I laughed out. I forgot that we didn't even talking about that.

Okay, that makes it funny. I didn't know if it was like... Check out the Bobbycast. Search Bobbycast, where I would listen to a podcast. By the way, I believe. Trevor from Old Dominions coming to the house and we're doing one tonight. Oh, fun. Yeah.

My boy? Uh-huh. Cool. Yeah, we'll talk about you the whole time. No. Okay, that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news.

With Amy. Tell me something good. Oh, man. So there's this chicken named Colorado, and it got too large for her own legs to support herself due to factory farm chickens. Oh, wow. They're bred to grow really quickly, like way faster. than they should. But there's this rescue farm that will take in these chickens.

Poor Colorado, they thought they were going to have to put her down because she just was so uncomfortable. She couldn't walk. She couldn't support herself. Well, the husband at this sanctuary, he read about a chicken wheelchair online. The chicken wheelchair. Yeah. So then he built one for Colorado.

And ever since Colorado got her wheelchair, her sparkle is back. Is this a real story? Yes. There's a rescued factory farm. They rescued chickens. that are, you know, basically born to fatten up and then give birth or eat. You're going to eat, actually. And Colorado got saved.

They built a wheelchair. You can believe that or what? No, a wheelchair? A chicken named Colorado in a wheelchair. All of those things. That's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood.

Morgan No. 2's 32nd Skinny. On last night's American Idol, Luke Bryan, gave the boots off his feet to one of the contestant. named Colby after seeing Colby's boots had holes in the bottom of them. What size she were you, Colby? Wouldn't be a 12D, would it? Tell me whatever it fits. Well, I'm a 12D. I'll solve that little problem.

Those boots are made for walking to the next round, and your whole line is going to the next round where you are. I'm going to say this about that. It was really a moment. Like, a moment that I was, because I was there. And this kid has boots with holes in the bottom of the, his feet. He's like a real-life cowboy too. Like there are people that wear cowboy hats and there are real-life cowboys. And this kid was a real-life cowboy. And it looks like, let me see your feet.

After he had already seen them and mentioned the other judges, I think he had holes in his shoes. And then he's like, and he pulls the boots off. And it was a whole thing. I was there watching and I was like, holy crap. And I got a little teary-eyed. And then I got all misty last night watching it again. Do you see it? Did you see it? Yeah. Wasn't it like a moment? Oh, it was. Like, I had tears in my eyes. I was like, that was so cool. And I was I saw it in person, and I still cried again last night. Also, I'm crying all the time. What's wrong with me?

Yeah, something's up. I don't know, but I'm crying all the time. I saw Amy this morning. I cried. You did? No, but I'm going to. All right, what else, Morgan number two? Brooks and Dunn released another collaboration from their reboot album.

This one's with Brett Young for the remake of Brooks and Dunn's song, ain't nothing about you. You know what I like about that? Brett Young's singing an upbeat song. Yeah. Like, I'm so used to him singing slow songs. He actually sounds, and I knew he would. and I like Brett. But that's weird to hear him singing like a real upbeat song

with like a big old snare and... Way she loves. Way she laughed. Yeah, that's good. That's a good song too. What else? Marin Morris and Ryan Hurd celebrated their first wedding anniversary this weekend and shared some throwback photos on social media.

Marin wrote that she wouldn't mind doing this 60 more times around the sun with you, as in to Ryan. And then Ryan wrote Best thing that's ever happened to me, best year in my life. To be fair, a throwback photo. It's from one year ago. How a throwback? Sometimes I throw back a week. Oh, you do?

Okay. I don't know the rules on the throwback. As long as it's not now. I feel like throwback should have to be like at least three years. But yes. Yes, I'm a big fan of both of them as people. All right, is that it? Yep, I'm Morgan number two.

That's the skinny. All right. Delightful you did. Folks, it's your buddy and my Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me. We're transmitting across America. 20 minutes away from lunchbox guessing people's weights just by talking to them on the phone. If you've never heard this, do not leave.

20 minutes away. It's like a carnival barker, but in 2019, that's on the way. Now, joke time. The morning corny. What do you call an alligator on Wall Street? What do you call an alligator on Wall Street? An Investigator. Invest.

Wall Street, invest. Oof. Digator? Invest. Yeah, guys. What? Well, I'm going to be honest with you. She hasn't missed one in a long time.

This was a hard swing. That was. Wow. Wow. Wow. You got the crickets today. It's been probably months since you bombed. I wouldn't consider that a bomb. Oh, yeah, you would. Wow.

That was the morning corny. We'll give you a shot to make it up. But here's the thing. Right now? If you ever missed two in a row. Why would I waste a good one? Well, because the listeners want to laugh. And that one, they probably were mad.

and got out of the car. They just stopped their cars and got out. Here's the thing. Investigator. Did I tell it wrong? Did I not work on the delivery? An alligator on Wall Street, invest. It's an investigator.

If you want to try to make up for that one, we'll do it again. But if you miss, you're suspended a day. Suspick! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What? The people demand a good laugh. They take it to school. They take it to work.

We have nurses that tell us to their patients. You tell me. You want to leave them sad until tomorrow or you want to take a shot at it? No pressure, Amy. I guess I have to take a shot at it. All right. Oh, here we go. Think about that for a second.

No, I'm ready. Are you ready? All right, here we go, folks. Suspension on the line. The morning corny. What did the nuts say when it was chasing the other nut? Oh, no. What did the nuts say when it was chasing the other nut?

I'm a cashew. Okay, there you go. There she goes. There she goes. That was the morning corny. You're like a good quarterback. You're throwing interception. You forget about it.

You move to the next one. Yep. Tell a bad joke. Well, you cry about it. I'm Tom Brady. Are you? Are you, though? Yeah.

Okay. Well, here's a disease that I think I'd like to have. The Sleeping Beauty Syndrome. You seen that? No. She sleeps like three weeks at a time. I know. She's so lucky.

Yeah, I'm supposed to say. A university student has told how she suffers from a rare syndrome, which she sleeps for weeks at a time. 21 years old, sleeping beauty syndrome. She can sleep up to 22 hours a day. Come on. How amazing does that sound. Although, I feel like my back would hurt a little bit. You know?

Sometimes I get like pimple bed sores in my butt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like if I'm laying in bed for like a little. Yeah. So, I mean, there's that. But, yeah. I stayed up last night. to watch some of the office. I know, shocker. These allergies are just killing me, right? And so I'm having

a little trouble here. But Amy and I were on text last night for probably 15 minutes just talking about scenes in the office because Amy's now a watcher. I'm so, I'm like so late to the party on this, but I'm all in. Yeah, she's like, I was crying when Michael Scott, and I was like, oh, you haven't seen anything yet. I told him, what's wrong with me? I don't know these people, but I'm so connected to these people. Like Jim and Pam, I want to hang out with them. It's the greatest show. I'm I'm, Game of Thrones is the greatest show of all time. Not my favorite, but the amount of time, money, effort. All of that makes it, in my opinion, the greatest show of all time.

The office, ooh, close. Do Jim and Pam ever get together? I mean, I guess we can say, right? I always wondered, okay. They got married. And I told Amy, I said, there are three times I cried during the office every time, and I've seen it a hundred times. It's when Jim and Pam's wedding and everybody dances down the aisle.

That's one. I'm not going to say it the other. One's when Michael Scott leaves. What's the other one? I'm not talking about the final because Amy hasn't seen the final. Because I haven't seen the final. Gotcha. Yeah.

So she's watching the office now. You know what I watched? I watched the Motley Crew document. No, it's a biopic. It's kind of stupid. It's on Netflix. I read about it. It's called The Dirt.

Yeah. What? What? It's funny. It's goofy. Machine Gunn and Kelly's Nity. He plays Tommy Lee. Pete Davidson plays a record guy.

It's fun. Interesting. I'm such a music nerd. I've read some of their biographies. And you know Tommy Lee? No, you know Nikki Six. Who actually is from his book mostly. Okay.

It's okay. It's all dopey, but it's fun. It's a little dirty. And then I watched the Green Book. Oh, what do you think? It was pretty good. Oh, okay. That's an Oscar nominee? Yeah, I didn't need to win the Oscar.

Didn't it? Oh, wow. Oh, it won the whole thing. I thought it was so good, didn't you? I haven't seen it yet, but Bobby goes, it didn't deserve to win. Wait, what? That's a big deal. Wait, do you realize?

It was a true story. It's pretty true. Oh, pretty true? I don't know. I just believed they told me it's true. It was pretty true. I thought it was good. It was slow.

And it was like two and a half hours. We just got to stop building stuff up, guys. Oh, okay. That's the problem. Because Amy's like, well, it also won the Oscar. You can't have any more buildup in that. That's a buildup, yes. I watch Green Book.

I cried at the end. It's like, what did Bobby cry about today? Your hormones are out of the role. He's making it for all those years. He never cried. I've been on my period for like nine months. Wow. Okay.

I thought it was good. I would give it a B-plus. Okay. Which is good. But I watched it because Amy said to watch it. And I think people will like it. Is this the driver movie? Yeah.

Yeah. That's Vigo Mortensen who plays the driver. What was he in? Because he was kind of big in this movie. Like had a big old belly. And I thought he played like an action star or something before. But it was good. Yeah.

I did that. I watched this stupid allergy. I just didn't watch shows. I was watching my shows all weekend. Well, you did practice. That's what grandma said. I had a call Bobby yesterday and he answers the phone totally like out of breath.

I'm like, are you on your bike right now? He's like, just got off. He's got on my bike. Well, it's rare that I talk on the phone to anyone. It's either FaceTime or text. And Amy calls me, what were you calling me? Oh, my birthday. Yeah, and so she was like, what are you going to do for your birthday?

And I was like, ah. So, anyway, that's what's up. That's what I did this weekend. I just watched a bunch of stuff. I started watching extras again with Ricky Jibase. You know what that is? No. Yeah. Who needs you then?

Is that the other one that made you cry? Oh, so I tried to start Afterlife, because Ricky Trevice isn't it? Yeah. Right? So I'm in episode one. I don't know if I just wasn't in the right mood or what, but I wasn't getting into it. And you said that's your favorite show right now. Yeah, it is. It's the best show.

So I know probably in like 10 years I'll be like, there's a show Afterlife and it's so amazing. It's the best show I've ever seen in my life in the past three months. What? Okay. Well, then I need to go revisit. I must not have been a show. the right headspace for it. Put the subtitles on.

Because they speak British. Oh, you can't understand what they're saying about? Sometimes you miss it because you're like, what? I thought, I just turned the subtitles on. Yeah, okay. All right. Lunchbox will be able to guess your weight just by talking to you. Within five pounds, Crystal in North Carolina.

What up? Hey, Bobby. Are you good? Oh, I'm fantastic. First-time caller. So this is actually pretty exciting for me. Okay, well, let me just run through the normal round of questions I ask a caller. Have you ever met any of us here on the show?

No. Okay. So you don't know lunchbox? He's never seen you. There's nothing rigged about this. Like, nope. All legit. Yep.

Okay. All right. Well, lunchbox, you know. Whoa. Hold on. I'm getting ready. Sorry. Sorry.

What's her name? Our name is Crystal. What you'll have is 30 seconds to ask her questions, and you have to guess or wait within five pounds, okay? Yeah, and where's she from? She's from North Carolina. All right. Crystal, are you ready? Yep, I'm ready. All right, lunchbox are you ready? I'm ready. And rock and roll. Crystal, what college

do you cheer for? Excuse me? What college do you cheer for? Unc. Okay, and what car was the first car you ever drove? A Chevy Prism. When's the last time you went to a buffet? A couple months ago. And how old are you? I'll be 30 in July.

How many kids do you have? I'm sorry, that's time. Now, he's gathered the information. He's making notes over there. He's checking those boxes. He's like the Santa Claus of weight guessing. He's checking it twice. What was your first car?

Hey, you never know. I know. College team. So, can you guess her weight within five pounds? Yeah, Crystal from Carolina hadn't been to the buffet in a couple months, which is a good sign. Why, I like buffets. They're the best. I understand, but if you go to the buffet every day, it's not a good sign.

Okay, go ahead. say 185. He says 185. Crystal, what do you weigh? Holy cow, I'm 183. Wow is right. Okay, Crystal, thank you for playing. As lunchbox guests is your way, Amber in Massachusetts. Good morning, Amber.

Good morning. How are you? Good. What's up with you? Nothing. Well, you've heard how this goes, right? Yes, absolutely. You ever met us? I have met you, Bobby, but not lunchbox or anybody else. How was that?

Was I nice? You were. I bet you actually in North Houston at the Calvin. Oh, of course. I have stopped thinking about you since. I'll be honest with you. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is that true?

No, I don't know. Oh. I don't know. Amber in Massachusetts and lunchbox, you have 30 seconds. Are you ready? Yep. And you're on. Amber, how tall are you?

I am 5'3. When's the last time you had a haircut? What? Three, four months ago. What color is your hair? And it's brown. How many kids do you have? kids do you have? I have two. What'd you have for dinner last night?

Uh, pizza. And when's the last time you went to the gym? Never. And how old are you killed? I'm sorry. I think that what colors your hair question is really gonna do them good. It's so important. Okay, so you have her hair lunchbox. And when she last cut it. Amber and Matt, we're hating, but he gets it right. I know, I know. Can you guess her way within five pounds lunchbox? Yeah. She's sounds like a petite lady, like her voice is real petite. She has two kids. So I'm going to say she's naturally blessed where she doesn't

have to go to the gym. I'm going to say 110. One 10. Amber, within five pounds, what do you weigh? I am 114. Come on. Come on. He has to, he does. He hears something in their voice that gives him like a Like the octave. Like he knows.

Did you blink today? Yeah. All right. You want to roll one more? You just will retire two and Oh, you know what? Three for three is better than two for two, right? Okay, okay, let's do one more. This is Danielle in Florida. Hi, Daniel.

Hey, Bobby. Now, you're hearing this happen? And you probably think these are probably lunchboxes' cousins. They're not, though. Are you lunchbox's cousin? I think, I'm not, but I think I can be going to stump them. Okay, she wants to stump. This is Danielle.

Daniel's in Florida. What part of Florida, Daniel? Tampa. Oh, yeah, Tampa is a great place. We love it in Tampa. U.S. 1035 represent. Yes. All right.

Are you ready, lunchbox? Yeah, what's her name? Danielle. Yeah. All right. You tell me when you're ready. I'm ready. Danielle, when's the last time you wore a bikini?

Saturday. Okay. Did you wear sunscreen or did you put sun tan lotion on? Neither. Oh, natural. Okay. When's the last time you went from the gym? Yesterday.

What's your favorite dessert? Birthday cake. Are you married? I am engaged. Oh, when's the wedding? November. How tall are you? 5-11.

What's your husband? Oh, I'm sorry. You're trying to rush him in there. Let's walk you have Danielle in Tampa, Florida. Look, if she's going to the beach already wearing a bikini and she's not worried about the sunburn, she's ready to flunt that body, she's got a wedding coming up, she's watching her, she's watching herself. I got to say 153. 153.

153. 105 pounds. Danielle, what do you weigh? 150 Yeah It's not going to get it Folks He goes three

Take that with the beach Well folks Just when you think you can't do it He still has it You think he'd start getting older Like an athlete Start slowing down I don't know

I think he's getting a little sharper Yeah I'm like wine I get finer with time Okay All right Is that the same? Well I don't think so And then what they say about one

You kind of rhymed all three of this Sort of I mean Yeah, you hickory-dickory docked a bit, but, you know, I don't know that's the exact same. Kind of like wine, get fine, time, you know, and it's all mine. And I got to die. Why don't I climb a pine, you know what I mean? Hey, we got to give it up for you. We got to give it up for the guy.

We got to give it up for the guy. There he is, our boy lunchbox crushing it again, three for three. One more time. And here you go. Mr. Worldwide. Mr. Worldwide. Like fine wine, Mr. World Wine. All right.

All right. Thank you, lunchbox. They had these UFC fights, Amy, this weekend. I don't watch them live, but I was watching on Twitter. This guy comes on. He's from Arkansas. Reminds me and myself, always representing Arkansas. Oh, okay. What did he do? Listen to this guy.

This is after the fight, after he wins, okay? He's in the ring and they interview them after they win. Hey, Pat Po, call my mama and tell her I'm fine. And tell her be hungry when she picks me up. I'm taking her out for states. I want to take Arkansas. Yo, my inspiration, I ain't supposed to be here because I'm from Arkansas.

Arkansas ain't worth a... They told me I have to leave Arkansas if you're worse something. Every time you put a mic in my face, I'm going to say Arkansas. And Reebok, I told you I want some camo shorts. And Reebok, get that dude, some camo shorts. Oh, that's what he said.

Rebock, I want some camo shorts. Don't make fun of my people. I'm not. I didn't know what he said. I didn't know that y'all, growing up in Arkansas, y'all felt so not like you couldn't make it. We're always disrespected. I'm going to tell you why.

Right. Because nobody considers us whenever they consider, oh, the great states of America. So we have to, like, work doubly to prove ourselves. So good for this guy, Bryce Mitchell. Because I've been screaming it for a while, too. And so I was proud of them. Yeah. I didn't even watch it live, but I tweeted them too. Yeah, that's hard to grow up in a state that, like, he was making it seem like your own state doesn't believe in you.

Like, you got to leave. It's not the whole state. It's just that people will say, you've got to get out of Arkansas if you're going to make something over yourself. Oh, okay. And you got to, like, let your Arkansas roots go away. My roots are deep in Arkansas. And so is this guy here. I love it. Bryce Mitchell, I tweeted him.

You did? I did. They tweeted me back. And then Justin Moore, retweet him my tweet. And Justin Moore, the country singer from Arkansas. All of his Arkansas, yeah. So it's all of Arkansas, people. We got to bond together.

Like, we're all we have. Where's Shammuni at? Did he retweet? No, yeah. He's like, ha, ha, ha, ha. Hey, Papo. I love this guy. This is he saying hey to?

Papaw. Oh, Pam. Amy. What do you need? Do you need the text on the bottom of the screen? Amy? It's his granddad. Yeah. My kids call my dad, Pat Paul. I just was making sure that he's

like, Mom, we're eating steak. Yeah. Screw this. Hey, Pat Paul, call my mama, tell her I'm fine and tell her be hungry when she picks me up. I'm taking her out for steak. I'm going to take Arkansas.

Hey, about back home, remember? Yo, my inspiration, I ain't supposed to be here because I'm from Arkansas. Arkansas ain't worth a B. They told me I have to leave Arkansas. Be worse something. Every time you put a mic in my face, I'm gonna say Arkansas.

And Reebok, I told you I want to Camelow short. My favorite is that he yells at Reebok to get him to. Me too. And you know what? I get a lot of crap because I have a big old fat Arkansas tattoo on my arm. And I did it big and bold on purpose. So you had to go, what's that on your arm? That's the reason I did it.

Because I want everybody to be like, what in the world is that big old thing in your arm? And I'll be like, Arkansas. That's right. So this dude was actually on Eddie Lunchbox and Raymondo have a sports show called The Soer Losers. Oh, that was him. I saw him in the hall. He's not a big guy, huh?

No. Yeah, small. He fights in one of those small divisions, right? Yes. I'm the bum from Arkansas. Straight out the trailer. You know what I'm playing? I don't care.

You know, say I'm the underdog. I'm going there to fight the same. Either way, I'm giving everything I got. I don't care if I'm an underdog or not. When, lose or draw, it. It's going out there and fighting with honor. That's my dude. Look at that.

He is awesome. Look at that. And you know what? I hope mom's hungry because she's getting some steak. That's right. Yeah. And she picks him up. I saw that.

He's like, hey, tell him I'm good. I'm okay. I know you're probably not watching it, but tell him. Tell him Pat Ball. So cool. Yeah, so I saw that. It's on my Twitter if you want to see that. You can also check out the Soar Losers Podcast.

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Where? What do you think? In our bed. Yeah, in our bed. So we sleep about seven hours a night. And so if you take sleep and you take watching TV and reading in bed and, you know, doing adult stuff, that's about an extra four hours a day. That's 11 hours total. That's almost half the day, right?

Yeah. And so by the time, life expectancy is 78 years. I do the math. And it's 36 years of our life in bed. Wow. And so, but I was thinking about me, and I'm not home a whole lot because I travel a lot. But when I, I don't go anywhere but my bedroom. I have two rooms in my house, my bedroom and the rest.

I might go to the kitchen to get food, but I watch TV in bed, I work in bed, I eat in bed. Sometimes I'll eat at the bar if I'm feeling crazy if I'm like, I gotta switch this up. But I... You take full meals back to your bed. Yep. And you eat them there. And then you go take the plate back to the kitchen? Wow.

I think it all, if I'm just like doing therapy work on myself, I think it all stems back to the fact that I never had a bedroom growing up. Yeah, so you ate wherever. Or is it, okay, no. You're like a teenager. That doesn't make sense. Yeah, I think so, right? Because growing up, we didn't have enough bedrooms in our house. There's a 900 square foot house.

Two bedrooms. There were like six people living there. Sometimes seven people living there. And so I slept on the couch. And my closet was underneath the couch. And with that being said, I never had a bedroom. So I think now I just live in my bedroom. I have my exercise bicycle in there.

I know, which makes me thinking now you're not leaving really at all. Like, you don't even, you used to leave to have to go to the. a gym and now that you're loving that bike so much, I'm getting concerned. Well, I still go boxing. Now, but... Until I get a bag on my room. I mean... Yeah, so...

I saw that we spend a lot of time in bed. I spend a lot of... If I'm home, like, I live in that bed. Sometimes I'm annoyed I have to go to the kitchen. Like, why can't I just get a fridge and a stove in my bedroom? My whole house should just be a bedroom. Yeah, like, why do you even have a house? Let's just knock down all the wall.

Amy, I don't need a house. I don't need a house. You don't need those other rooms. I don't. I literally don't. Whenever I was in Los Angeles, I had to live there for a few months when I was dancing on that show. The tiniest apartment could not have been happier. It was basically a bedroom and you walk out and you see the fridge.

That is it. Mike D. was living with me too across the hall. But it could not have had enough. It's perfect. You know what we're talking about Vigo Mortensen? Is it Vigo? Vigio? The guy in Green Book.

I watched Green Book. I thought it's pretty good. Amy hyped me and was like, you're going to love it. She goes, it's... Hey, sorry, one best picture. So I wasn't all just the hype me. This is what Amy said, though. She goes, that's not what you think.

And then I watched it exactly what I thought. Maybe that's the problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I watched like three movies that weekend. I know, I was like, Green Book. You also said I didn't like Creed 2 and I did. But Green Book is good. Okay.

But Amy's like, I said, is just somebody driving somebody around? And she's like, yeah. She goes, but it's not what you think. And you know what the movie's about? Somebody driving somebody around. Exactly. Yeah, but it's so much more than that. It's so deep.

It's about race in like the 50s and 60s. Yes. And I cried at the end. Had Amy not given me the false bill, I would have loved it. I'd probably come here going A minus. Instead, I go B plus. Okay, now you're making me feel bad. But okay.

Well, Vigo Morton said, kind of got fat for the movie. And I was like, man, what's up with this guy? And so when it comes to food and eating for movies, this dude had to put on 45 pounds for the movie. And he would eat 15 hot dogs every day. Oh. He would eat three helpings of desserts and three. Three helpings and then three desserts. Wow.

Because he's a chiseled guy. But in this movie, not. See, I could do that. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. The movie star? Yeah. It's time for the good news.

With lunchbox. Damn it's something good. Carlos was told if he doesn't make some changes, he wasn't going to live to the age of 40. He weighed 651 pounds. Wow, wow, wow. So he went on a diet. He lost 475 pounds. Jeez, man.

And now. His goal is to run a marathon. He walked his first 5K, started running a little bit, and now his goal is to run a marathon. He lost 400 pounds? 475. What did he do? Do we know?

He stopped drinking soda? Because that'll do it. You want to lose 400 pounds? I'm not kidding. Just that. Just stop drinking. Everybody out there. Let me give you a piece of advice. This is truth.

And I'm not, there's not an inch of me as facetious in this. Do you want to change your life? Do you want to lose weight? Stop drinking soda. And for me, I love soda. Oh, when it burns, and I go, I'm going to tell you, I get that, and I go, and then it goes down. This is what it feels like in my body. If I can make a sound where it feels like in my body, this would be to what it sounds like, oh yeah.

That's what it feels like when it goes down. Here's what I say. I like a soda too. Not even going to lie to you. Have one a week. Set your time. Have one a week. Because if you make the thing, like I'm going to have one soda a week, you know what, you're probably going to have two.

And that's okay too. Anything that you can do in moderation is okay. That being said, that soda, that candy, that sugar, that's going to be cigarettes in five, seven years. It already kind of is. And we're learning that. Chill on the sodas. I want to add to that and say that doesn't mean switch to diet soda and you'll be good. You have to cut out all the soda because I used to drink tons of Diet Coke.

And when I got off, I lost weight and felt better. Again, I love soda. I just want to be honest with our listeners. I love soda. And I like to make another noise that it makes me feel. Like sometimes I'll take the soda and I'll take the cup. I don't like a straw. Who wants a straw?

No, no, no. Whenever you eat soda because you want to like enjoy it all in your mouth. Not just like a little tube of it. You want to have it just go in your mouth. And sometimes when I swallow it, this is what it sounds like because it feels so good. I swallow it and it goes, yay. It's what it feels like when it goes down. It's like a little cheer.

That being said, you want to lose weight? Stop drinking soda. lunchbox, what you got? You might be on to something because he cut out fast food, fried foods, bread, soda, and alcohol and started walking. Oh, good for him. The food, I'm going to say this too. Believe me if you may, working out's fine. You should do it. It keeps, you're going to keep your body healthy longer. If you don't eat right, don't even waste your time working out. Because that workout's 80% of it. Oh, no, excuse me, the eating's 80% of it. If you eat right and don't work out, you'll lose weight and look good. If you eat right and work out, you'll look a little better.

Just work out and eat wrong, nothing's going to change. Nothing is going to change. So why haven't waste your time? Go volunteer with puppies or something instead. You know what I mean? Would you like to another sound that my body makes? Yes. Whenever I drink soda.

Whenever I drink soda. Yeah. So sometimes I get a cup. I like a plastic cup too with soda in it. Oh. Yeah, yeah. And I'll pour it down my throat and it goes like this. Happy New Year when it goes down.

Really? Yeah. It's not good. It's not good. Happy New Year. But that's what's all about, you know? Get a minimize. Minimize.

Okay, is that it, Lunchbox? That's it. Thank you very much. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go.

Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right. Now, here he is. Turn it up. You see that boat, that's a cruise ship that's all tilting and helicopter people off? Oh, no? Like Titanic.

That's scary. And like the people's cell phone footage from inside. You see, like, chairs and stuff flying across? It's unreal. And people are like, well, I'm never going on a cruise. That's like seeing a car wrecking going, well, I'm never driving a car. Like, it's rare, but it's in Norway. I guess they finally got it back to port, but.

It's frightening. We went up on a helicopter with a sling, the two of us together, and it was quite scary. I felt like, you know, surely they have everything under control. It's all going to be okay. So we just chalked this up to an unexpected adventure. The boat was tilted in the water. She has a good attitude. Yeah, because she lived.

They had to get 479 pastures out with helicopters. Oh, my gosh. And you could see it, like, from land out there, and it looked like trouble. Listen to this. It's inside. All right, that's time to abdicate the air. Like, that stuff swinging back and forth on the ship, like chairs and just... Isn't that crazy?

That's my luck. I go on a crew. I'll be like, guys, I'm going to face my fears of motion sickness and cruise. And I get Titanic 2 right there. Eddie's birthday was last week into last week. And I posted on my Instagram that happy 53rd birthday. My favorite part about that is that everybody believed it. No, they didn't.

No, yes, they did. Everyone's like, wow, you know, like you look good for 53. Like, good for you. Thank you. Eddie turned 40. Wow. Yeah, 40 bones. The first of the show and hit the big 4-0.

Look at you. Eddie, our video producer, dad of two, turned 40. And you know what? Everyone goes hard. It's 40 years old. Like, this is a big birthday party. I did nothing. And it was great.

Yeah, but you don't have to do anything. You have a family and kids. Yeah. You do what you do. But people make 40 like a big deal. We talked about like, you know, our parents are like, oh, over the hill, 40, like big parties. I was just like, let's just be chill about it. No, it's just a number.

Well, all of our birthdays are happening. Amy's just happened. She was at Disney with her kids. Yep. Eddie had pizza with his kids. Right. Mine's like two weeks. What are you going to do?

No, it's a week from tomorrow. I don't know. I don't want a thing. No, no. Let me rephrase because Amy and I sat up here yesterday. And it's rare that we get to have talks where it's just us. Nobody else around, not really working, just sitting around. Because Amy's not my best friend.

And we sat around. She was like, what are you going to do? What are you going to do if I, you know, talk about a birthday? And I'm just said, you know, I've been doing a lot of therapy. I have troubled accepting love. but I'm just going to take it, right? Would that be what our competition was? Yes.

So for your birthday, you're going to take love? He said he feels different about his birthday this year. I feel that I should feel different about my birthday. Oh, I get it. Because mostly I'm like, don't throw a party. I don't like it whenever people are like, oh, let's celebrate you. I like to talk good about me. I like to talk bad about me.

I don't like anybody else to talk about me. So I don't like people to be like, oh, we're here for your birthday. Let's cheer. I don't like that. I feel uncomfortable. And then everybody has to pay it on. they come to celebrate me then they have to pay for it

that's the dumbest thing you ever heard I was like Amy let me pay for my own party she was like don't be stupid oh I like that idea you would first of all there's nothing even planned but he was like just take my credit card no

I'm like yeah I know I try to tell him I'm like horrible sense of guilt right just just it's not it's not pleasant but I've got to get over this I have to accept it oh that was so remember when you turn 30 okay so you're about to turn 39 so nine years ago

through a party for him and knew the people that own Ruth's Chris Steakhouse in Austin. Yeah, and it got so awkward because it was a surprise. Bobby didn't know about it. And then when he found out it was Ruth's Chris and I had invited some of his friends from Arkansas and they came in. They flew into town, some of his buddies that he grew up with,

college roommate. I mean, I felt like your whole demeanor, you were so deflated because you were like freaking out that people were going to have to pay for it. Yep. That's just because... I know, but like they came, they wanted to celebrate you and I get it. It seemed fancier.

it was because I knew the owner, so we got like a special room that probably would have cost more. Still, when the steak costs like 35 bucks, I'm like, I don't want people to pay for this. I know. But so, I mean, I learned my lesson then. I think the next year I just had my mom cook him straight. You know what? And it was amazing.

Because it was awkward. Okay, let me go deep just for a second. Okay, go deep. I went and I spent a lot of time with a therapist. And I was like, hey, what's my problem? Why is it hard for me? I can't take compliments. I don't like people saying nice things about me.

Listen, I don't like people saying bad things about me either, but I struggle more with people saying nice things about me. Don't like that. The bad things motivate you. Yeah, it fuels you. I think they just made me mad. But yeah, so I said, what's the problem here? And we did this timeline where you go, you draw your life.

And at first it feels hokey. And you're like, what am I doing? I'm drawing my timeline of my life. It's on this wall, too. It's like I'm a second grader. And she's like, okay, let's look at some of the point here. and it was never told I was really never told

I was loved because it just wasn't a thing it was like we gotta eat more than we gotta love survival yes so I never got good at it I never got good at being told that I was loved or cared for my grandmother was a good influence on me

and that she showed it to me she was the one she adopted me for a while but it was really never spoken it was kind of a weird thing I never said it to anybody and so we found the spot

when I was like seven years old where you mark it and you go, this is where it became broken, and this is how old you are emotionally with this part of your life. So I'm like a seven-year-old when it comes to accepting love. And I don't accept it well, because I'm a kid, what's seven-year-old?

A toddler? Well, like, to give you perspective. Just a kid. Okay. I'm like that, like learning how to be loved. So that's why my relationships have sunk all because of me because I can't accept love. I'm like, ooh, why are you with me?

I'm not that good. What's the deal here? So, that being said, I'm going to try to accept love at this birthday party. And I told Amy, I want it super small. Like, just me. Oh. And then I'll pay. You accept love from himself.

I'm not even invited. I do want it super. And Amy, Amy, who is the greatest, by the way, if there was an award, if America had an award. No, this is. No. If America had an award for just the most fantastic person, my friend and co-host Amy would win that award. And I say it so much.

In your mind. Okay. She says, why don't we do this thing where we run out a rooftop of Dirk's's bar? We know Dirk's. Dirk's been lead to country singers, got a bar. And I was like, Amy, I don't want anything that big. Because then I just felt like that would be in a lot. Bobby has a lot of different circles in his life now.

He's very busy. So there's a lot of people. So I just wanted to make sure there's enough space and people could come and go and there's a DJ. And it would be fun. I don't want to be the bell of the ball, though, because this is what happens. When, like, anything over like 13 people come, you got to go up to them. And you got to have a conversation with everybody. I spend my whole life entertaining and having conversations.

And it's like, let's just keep it super small. Like, so small that when we were cutting the list, Morgan number two is not even on the list. Oh. So I'm reguced. I didn't cut the list. I know. I know.

Like, don't say when we were cutting the list. Morgan number two, I decided to cut you on the list. No, I did it. No. I was in. Clarify what I said about the whole show. No, she said it for you invite. Morgan number two, then we have to invite everybody else.

No. Like, and I... Oh, man. What? Scott, I got a question. So, Amy cut Morgan... I did not. I did not.

I did not. Oh, man. I'm not playing this game with you, Bobby. You're being dramatic and I didn't do this. Morgan number two? I didn't do this. Lunchbox, I didn't do this. Bobby, clarify that I said...

I just want to like five people there. Clarify that I said the whole show. She did. Amy said the whole show and I said, I don't even want that many people. Oh, man. I said, Amy can be there. Eddie can be there. Pretty good.

And by the way, I was already having my calendar schedule a talk with you later today about this because I still have the whole show on my list. You know what? Invite everybody. What do I care? Well, see, here's my list right here and it does have the entire show. That's a lot of people. No, just this list. Okay.

Just this, this. And actually what I've been working on, which has its own room. has enough chairs for the list you wanted and the whole show. See? Amy's so worried about being diplomatic. No, I'm not. No, it's a, no. It's your party. It's Bobby's party, though.

Okay, fine. Do it your way. He can do what he wants to. It's probably not my party. Do what he wants to. Because if it were me, I would just be like, I'm going to watch Netflix. Right. Well, I thought about that. I thought about just.

We all go and watch Netflix. We know. Showing up in your house. I'm trying to accept love. Morgan, number two, I'm just making a joke because we were talking about... She's not happy. She has a set of words. She's just looking at me.

I was like, I think Morgan number two should come. And she was like, well, if it happened, you have to invite everybody then. Like lunchbox. And the other girls in the show. I was like, lunchbox has been in our life for 15 years. And you're not inviting him, but you're inviting. Like, you're just causing drama. Like, this is going to cause drama.

Like, why would you cause drama? Let's just invite everybody. It's cool. He wants you and Eddie. That's what the party is. Lunchbox doesn't come to anything. No, no, I do when I can. The other girl, and I don't know some of the other people.

We have a bigger show now. Hillary. Morgan number one. And also, I also just don't want to be the bell of the ball. I also just don't want to be the bell of the ball. That's what it comes down to. I was like, Morgan number one. I was like, you've known her for a long time.

And you used to do things with her. And you're like, well, I don't know. It just got awkward. And I, trust me, I took what you said, but I have my master list here. and it has everybody. I wish people can see what's going on here. Everyone is just on the computer looking down. It's so awkward.

I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I don't even want to do this. I quit. All I said was, what if we just have like four people there? But then the four, I mean, Eddie makes sense. Eddie's my music partner. And like in the power ranking of best friends.

And that's dumb. I hate when you do that. What? Power ranking. Did you see my Instagram? Did you see my Instagram on your birthday? Yes, I did. When I was like power ranking.

Yes. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. My head hurts. It was just like Amy and Eddie. I have to like entertain people. Oh my gosh.

You know? Oh my gosh. Let me see if this place even email me back about where I want to have your party. You know what? I tell you what everybody can come. Oh, because everybody wants to do it now. Oh, she replied back. What is it?

Hey, Amy. Oh, the, oh, no, never mind. This is a listener that happens to have the same name as the person that has the room of the party. In all seriousness, everybody can come. What do I care? As long as I don't have to, like, just go walk around and feel like I'm running for, I just don't want to, it's not that. I don't want to feel like I'm running for office. I get that.

I get. That's why I just went and had pizza with my family. Like, I get it. Yeah. But other people, you're right. You're trying to start this new thing. And, like, people want to celebrate with you. So you got to kind of be open.

No, but I don't want, like, fake love. No one's fake love in you. Yeah, some people will. That's all. Anyway, say what you will. This is the honest conversation. Yep. What's that?

So when is this? I'm sweating. We don't know. On a April 2nd. On a Tuesday. Bobby, because your birthday, April 2nd is on a Tuesday. Like every year. And is that a conspiracy?

Do they put on purpose on Tuesday? Let's be honest. Last year, it was like on a Monday. And then the year before that was on Sunday. That's how it works. Except for a leap. Why don't we just wait until it's back on a Friday? or Saturday.

Because you're not in town on the weekends, like quite honestly. No, I mean like seven years from now when it's on a Friday or Saturday. Wait, this push this party back to that? Yeah, let's just push it back into it. Everybody just take a deep breath in.

Everybody cool? It's kind of hot in here. It is hot. It's not hot. Turn the air conditioner around. I really feel like hot. You guys are a bunch of babies. Bobby, no.

Us being babies, you're turning 39 years old and we just had this whole birthday conversation like we're in high school. I know me. I was just like, oh, we have four people there. And Amy lectured. me. Because I was trying to be considerate of the people. Whose birthday is it? It's your birthday. That's true. It's his birthday. Thank you.

Everybody can come. Thank you for listening to me. It could have been handled not on the air. You said it could have been handled a different one? No, I mean, what he doesn't know is I was already going to listen, sometimes you just got to like have a few conversations with him. And I already had the list. And my plan this week was just to kind of work it. Like we had the talk yesterday, called him last night. I'll work it a little more. She did call me last night too. I call again.

She's like a lobbyist. And then I wait a day and then I call him back and I'm like, you on XNX? And then he's like, yes. I'm like, hey, guess what? Got us a room for the whole show. And then he says yes. And then boom, it's all handled. And we didn't have to do this on air.

And I wouldn't be sitting here sweating. That's just entertainment, you know? I just turn the air conditioner on. You're good. Thank you very much. Happy birthday. Thank you. Not yet.

Not yet. Our birthday's awesome. Hey, let's go to John in Oklahoma. Hey, John, what's up, buddy? Hey, nothing much. Appreciate you calling. What you want to say? I was just saying I completely agree with you that my birthday should be kept small.

I just had my birthday yesterday. I literally only had dinner with one other person, had lunch with a couple people. But besides that, I, you know, catering to, you know, 10, 20, 30, 40 people is very difficult. You know, John, I'm glad you said that because it wasn't even about people on the show so much. I didn't even want the amount of people there that it had all. on, like, how many people don't work on the show now? Nine? Oh, like four people there. And

it had nothing to do with the people on the show. I just didn't want it to be a big party. And then all of a sudden, I'm the villain because I want to have my birthday with my close friends. Go ahead, John. It's your personal thing, right? It's your birthday, right? Thank you. So you can decide, I mean, literally

like, if you want four people there, if you just want your closest friends, then sorry some people just don't make the cut. I can't because Amy is guilty. You ought to I heard Amy during the break. Scoled me, but so not. I'm going to tell you, Amy, if there was an MVP for, like, humans. Okay.

Stop. Stop saying that. And, listen, it's fine. It's ultimately up to you. It's not, though. I've already decided it's up to you. I put my hands in the air. You just take it.

You tell me what's up. I'm going to feel bad because people are paying for it. Well, if that's the case, let's go to Whiskey Row and dance, and I need a drink. Lots of them. On a Tuesday night, though? Oh, yeah. We go hard on a Tuesday. from like five to seven

what's what we can do and everybody can come. Wait, now we're changing it to that. Whoa, it just went from... You know what? Who cares what I want? Well, no, it's your birthday. No, it's not because all I said,

I'd like to have a small dinner with like four or five people and she was like, but we have to think about people. I said, it's not even about people on the show. I just have like four or five really, really close friends. And whatever, whatever. Amy, this is the same conversation we're going to have off the air. I'm going to tell you right now. You do what you want to do.

Okay. If you want to have the party at Whiskey Road, Bridgestone Arena, it doesn't matter. You want to sell tickets. Invite to $30,000. You know what? Sell tickets. Let's do it. Not a bad idea.

And split all the money? I mean, because I was going to pay for it, but it's fun. And I don't want you paying for it either. Why? I'm being like, oh. No, because Bobby, you were going to give me your credit card. And I was like, no. I know.

No. There's another reason that I was like, we're not inviting all the show because I want Amy paying for it. I'll tell you what, I'll make you a deal. You let me pay for it. You can do it. You can have everybody. No, that's, no, you're not paying for it, period. It's your birthday.

That's dumb. Okay, anyway, John, let me tell you what's dumb. You ready? Yeah. John's been sitting there the whole time. John understands me. I just want to like four people. I was just going to say, I also agree with that, that basically I hate when people pay for my birthday.

Me too. John. John, it's your birthday. Do you not like bunnies and puppies and presents? John probably grew up like a day where people paid for us our whole life, and we feel like charity cases. And we don't want people to pay for us because regardless of what it really is, it's still that. Oh, trust me, you're not a charity case in my mind. I would let you pay. But it's your birthday. John, go ahead. Amy's interrupting you rudely because that's what she does, even though she's the best person. I was going to say, last year I had my friend, I took my friends out, went to a nice, fancy place, and I was fully.

wanting to pay for the entire meal, you know, and it was pretty expensive, and they guilted me into letting them pay for me because the way they guilted me was they said that we'll have to go somewhere else, and I was like, I can't do that. John, I think we're the cut from the same cloth, my friend. We both have a lot of deep down psychological issues. Amy, you do what you want to do. Happy birthday to me. Give me your credit card. Nothing like a birthday to me. I'll look at it. stress everybody out. I mean, what would you do, Eddie?

Number two in the ranking? What should we do? I would do what I did. I didn't invite any of you guys to my birthday. Yeah, I didn't get invited to Eddie's party. I just went with my family and ate pizza. My butt wasn't hurt. Simple.

Boom. Anyway. That's what I would do. You have your family. We are his family. Amy was going to say, this is what she was about to say, and this is why it cuts me a little bit. She was going to say he doesn't have a family.

That is. That's what you said. Yeah, because that's what I'm trying to say. We are your family. We are your family. No, no, no, no. Yes, we are. Who are you?

Who are you again? I'm your dad. She's your mom. Look at us, son. You know what? Now I feel weird. Now I'm a charity case again. Because I don't have a family.

No, you're not. That's what just happened. We're just back to where we started. I don't want a birthday party. I hate birthday. My head's back in the shell. I hate love. I hate everything.

Eddie, you're the one that just said. No, Eddie, you said know what I would do. I just had it with my family and I didn't invite any of y'all. Well, if you were to do that, he can't do that. Yeah, I can't do that. So bad idea, Eddie. Dang it. I'm done.

I really need somebody to come through here. What do you want? I'm done. No birthdays. Birthday's canceled this year. I don't get older and we don't have a party. How about that? I wish I, whatever.

Last year, we showed up at your house for like the shortest. birthday party ever because it was awkward and we didn't know what you would want to do and you had just lost dusty and knew you were sad, your dog and it was hard. And yeah, we all showed up to your house like saying happy birthday, like ate a piece of cake and then we all left. It was like 10 minutes tops. That was a good old days. That was a good party. Moving on. Okay. So this is what happens. There's a guy in Massachusetts. He was arrested for keeping an 86-inch flat-screen TV that was mailed to his home by mistake. This is in Boston.

The news says this. He said, hey, man, what's up? Police surrounded his house. They knocked on the door with flashlights, like boom, boom. They went through the windows. They said, hey, come outside, and they handcuffed him. He said he originally bought and paid for a 74-inch flat screen. But when the 86-inch arrived, delivered by a third-party company,

he chose not to return the larger model. The police found it mounted to his wall. See, I looked into all the laws. He said, you know, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. Apparently, they called over and over again to get him to send the TV back. The shipping company claims he signed for the incorrect delivery. He disputes it. He says they never informed him.

He's facing jail time. The end. He was charged with larceny. Find lots of stuff. Your thoughts on this, lunchbox. I think that he did the right thing because the TV was done. delivered to him. He signed, he ordered a TV, and when he got inside, he realized, oh, they messed up. He put it on his wall. Look good. Hey, TV's gone. Sorry. Oh, boy.

There it goes again. Amy? I mean, no, he needs to give it back. He's in trouble. If he knew that they sent him something larger than he paid for, you at least have to, I'm in the middle here. You at least have to answer the phone when they call. Oh. You have to acknowledge the fact that, hey, you guys messed up and sent me this TV. If they never call, I don't have a problem with him keeping the TV. If they never call, if there's never an issue. Because again, it's not like they sent him a car, you know. He didn't order a pair of shoes and a Lamborghini showed up. You'd take it 12 inches on the TV or whatever the difference is there. If they call and go, sir, it looks like we sent something. Because who knows? Maybe he didn't know.

Okay, fair. Maybe he didn't measure it. I mean, I'll be honest. All dudes measure it. Yeah, it's true. We all do. So, my point is that jail time's a little much for this. I mean, cops surrounding the house.

Come on, guys. Much, much, much. A little overboard. All I'm going to say is, if they can show that he deliberately kept it even though they reached out to him and said, hey, and he knew, then he should be penalized. Maybe a little fine, probably a little community service.

no jail time. The cops don't need to surround the house. But if he completely lied, he should be in trouble. If he didn't, come. So I'm kind of in the middle of you, too. Well, I got a confession. My wife ordered like a hanging light. Oh boy.

About a year ago, and they sent us two. Yeah. On accident, like one came one day, and the next day we got another one. I've never returned it. SWAT team today. And it wasn't cheap. Yeah. It wasn't cheap.

So I was like, man, they messed up. Later down the road. What did you do with it? Did they reach it out? I kept it. No, they haven't reached it at all. I'll figure I'll sell it. Put it on Craigslist or eBay.

Someone will buy it. It's a nice, like, hanging light. And so when I saw this... Did you check to make sure your wife didn't accidentally order to you? Yep. Check the credit card. But even though you guys have different credit card, you still look at hers? No, I had her check her credit card.

And she said, nope, only charged once. I said, then, hey, we win. Like, what would I do? I would call and say, hey, I have an extra one. I feel like my conscience would get the best of me. Like, sure, it's a big. company, but big company always starts from one small person. You have people's jobs on the line.

I think I would call because my conscience would be deeply bothered. However, if this guy got this TV and it's 12 inches or whatever the difference, it's 86, what was it? You have something like 12 inches longer. 74, yeah, 12 inches. It's a whole foot. It is. Thank you, Amy. He should maybe do a little community service, but it's not that big deal where the cops have to surround it.

But that be it said lunchbox. You had $700 extra dollars in your account. Yeah, you want to go check the bank. bank account, here we go. All right, let's go over to lunchbox. Now, what happened is, lunchbox put in how much did you put in? $360.

And the bank gave you credit for how much? $1,060. And so you took that extra $700 and did. Bought two airline tickets to Las Vegas, Nevada, and I'm going for Memorial Day weekend. And as of today, March 25th, the bank has done blank. The bank has done nothing.

I have not heard a peep from the bank. I don't know if they took the week off or if they just don't even notice. The whole bank took the week out. But guess what? They haven't called. They haven't written. Money's gone. Sorry.

Woo! Well, there's your up. Man, it's good. Yeah. Money gone. Sorry. Sorry. You guys want to get rich?

Well, lottery officials say the power ball jackpot is $750 million. Whoa! The next drawing is Wednesday. No one won. No one. Yeah. Crazy how no one wins these things, right? Like, some people buy tickets and nobody wins.

The next drawing is Wednesday night. The odds of winning are roughly $1,292 million. No one has won the Powerball since the day after Christmas. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's it. I mean, it's crazy that all these tickets can be bought and nobody wins. Amy, what's going on today? Well, I got some podcast stuff and then it'll work out.

What's that mean when you say you have podcast stuff? Oh, I just have to record things for my episode. Yeah, like what? Well, I do intro and outro, and I have four different things, and I am trying to get ahead. You don't have to be sassy with me. Like, I was just asking, like, what would you be talking about specifically? I wasn't being sassy. A little bit.

Oh, not at all. And I have four different things. I know the name of the podcast. No, but there's just different. I do it in stages and different days, and I, sometimes I have an interview and I try to get ahead. Who's coming up this week? Well, this week I'm doing, that's a guy you don't know. Oh, okay.

Of course. There's. But I'll figure that out. I'm just getting sass 100% over here, huh? Kelly, you do know. We're talking a new fashion tip right now. We're fashion from when we were kids is totally coming back right now,

and I had no idea. So she'll be talking about that. But we'll just pre-record that. And then I've got to work with my kids on soccer because they don't know what they're doing. Well, they've only had one lesson. Listen, I never played soccer, but I feel like I'm just going to teach them

some of the basics. I have Trevor from Old Dominion coming by tonight to do a bobbycast. of time, I said hey. I will. That's your Disney World friend. Yeah. Yeah.

So search for Bobbycast. And you can hear a lot of the artist and songwriter interviews that I do from my house. But Trevor from Old Dominion will be by tonight. We'll probably post that tonight. Also American Idol's back tonight. Toward the end of last night, I started to have a bigger role. And I think I have a bigger role tonight. Okay.

Yeah. So American Idol on tonight? It should be pretty good. I'm just trying to. Like, I feel great. Eddie, you allergy again or no? A little bit, yeah. My nose itches.

So that's usually the start of something. Yeah. I don't know what's happening with me. It's spring, man. It's blooming, pollen, mold. I don't know. I'm just throwing all these words out, but it sounds right. Well, I had to move my allergist appointment last week.

Dude, you got to get that done. I know. Well, listen, we'll see tomorrow. Have a great rest of your Monday. Appreciate you being here. You can be listened to all this stuff. It's not. You listen to us.

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