The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby’s Bro Moment With Ryan Seacrest + Amy Has To Get Herpes Cream For Her Shingles + Lunchbox’s A-List Celeb Lookalike

Episode Date: September 25, 2017

Amy records Bobby’s 'bro moment' with Ryan Seacrest at iHeart Radio Music Festival, Amy gets face shingles and Lunchbox thinks he looks like Chris Martin Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And good morning studio. Good morning. We were in Las Vegas all weekend for our Iheart Radio and music festival. A little tired, a little broker, all of those things. We'll have stories. Not broker. We'll have stories. Some of us are a little broker than others.

We'll talk about that. How about this? What holiday are you looking forward to the most? Because here we are, it's Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year? Yeah. We're about to hit it hard. What? Christmas.

Yeah, for you Christmas, because. Because I really feel like my kids will be here by Christmas. I used to think Thanksgiving. But now I'm going to go with Christmas, and we're going to take them to Colorado for the first time, and they're going to see snow, and they're going to freak out. They're going to freak out. It's going to be amazing. Lunchbox.

Christmas. Yeah. You want to why? Presents, baby, presents. Eddie? Christmas. Wow. I just love Christmas.

I love the holiday season. The music. It's the most wonderful time of the year. Yeah. I mean, Halloween. No, come on. No, Halloween's fun. I'm not a big holiday yet.

For Christmas and the day. I don't like being off work. I don't have a family to go to. So it's like, I like Halloween. Everything is normal. And you get to dress up? I don't dress up. And you don't eat candy.

Huh. I know, but. Do you carve a pumpkin? Mostly is which one do I dread the least. Oh, because there's not like family. That's the worst. I feel really bad for you. And that hurts my heart.

No, I don't let it until December. Well, November, we have Thanksgiving and Christmas. Thanksgiving's okay for me because I'll usually do something in my house where it's like, hey, yeah, you have like Friendsgiving. Like Losersgiving, yeah. Oh. Where it's like other losers. I've gone to that before. I know.

In that year, you were a loser. Yeah. So we did like losers giving. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, Halloween for me. And raging idiot, they're playing like October 28th. True. Bobby's like Columbus Day.

Yeah. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Here's one for your Monday. Sheriff Troy Nils in Texas found a dog that had been left tied up during Hurricane Harvey. He works for the police department. So with the help of a local news reporter, he rescued the dog. He took her to the Humane Society, got her checked out.

They reached out to the owner who was like, I don't want the dog anymore. The owner relinquished all the rights of the dog. So to leave her at the shelter. The sheriff adopted her, named her Archer, after the reporter who helped save her. Oh, wow. And so now the dog is safe. The sheriff's got a new dog. And you know what?

that family who tied their dog up? Let me have their name. I'm going to do a second and call I don't see you. That's terrible. I know. So I'm glad. Shout out to the officer. This officer here.

People. And the dog, yes. Now seems to be in a living home. Yes. Sheriff Troy Nils of Fort Ben County, Texas. You know what? I see you. The Bobby Bone Show.

Big three stories. Is producer Raymond in Tennessee a gunman open fire in a church on Sunday killing one injuring seven? The church usher confronted the gunman and saved a ton of lives. The gunman is in custody. In other news, Hurricane Maria is still churning towards the East Coast. It's not going to make landfall, but it's going to bring heavy wind and rain to North Carolina starting tomorrow. And finally, help out those affected by the hurricane in Puerto Rico.

They're really needing your help. Go to global giving.org. Many things to talk about today, including us meeting Heidi Klum, including me meeting Alicia Silverstone, including, I don't know, our IHare Festival was crazy. but I digress for one second. Chris Jansen put out a record on Friday and he has a song called Drunk Girl

and I was like, what's this going to be about? Who's heard of the song? Not I haven't. Nope. Okay, I see the title Drunk Girl and again, I'm thinking this must be some party anthem from Chris Jansen. I like to play some of it

because I've never heard a song like this from Chris Jansen because it's not a party anthem. Okay. And it's actually like a whoa. And I'll let our listeners hear it. And if they hear it and they like it, they can download it or not. But this is called Drunk Girl from Chris Jansen. It's about, instead of taking advantage of someone, like help them out.

Listen to this. Chris Jansen here. Couple cover child stamps got a hand looking like a rainbow in and out of every bar. On a whim just like the wind blows. She's either a bachelorette and coming off a breakup. Take a drunk girl home. She's bouncing like a pen bar Singing every word she never knew

Dancing with her eyes closed Like she's the only one in the room Her hair's a perfect mess Falling out of that dress Take a drunk girl home Take a drunk girl home Let her sleep all alone Leave her keys on the counter

Your number by her phone Pick up her. Pick up her life she threw on the floor leave the hall lights on walk out and lock the door that's how she knows the difference between a boy and a man take a drunk girl home I don't know if I'm just tired but that makes me want to cry right you leave a drive for a dive and you get something bad to eat this sing in closing time with that little bar across the street into Two by two strangers and lovers Headed for the covers

Hooking on That TV in your two bedroom Sounds turned off And through the paper thin walls You can hear the neighbor's cigarette Cough There's a million things you could be doing But there's one thing

You're damn show glad you did Take a drunk girl home Let her sleep all alone Leave her keys on the counter Your number by the phone Pick up her light song, walk out and lock. That's how you know. The difference in a boy and a man.

You take a drunk girl home. Yeah, I heard this and I was like, wow, it's different than anything I've heard. And it's unlike Jansen's like really upbeat party stuff. And it's like, for real. And a song I haven't heard sung about. No. It's called Drunk Girl from Chris Jansen.

You took a drunk girl home in the sober light of dawn. She left you a message She thanked you on the phone Because you picked up her life She threw on the floor You left the hall light song Walk down and lock the door That's how she knows

The difference between a boy and a man Take a drunk girl home Take a drunk girl home That's from Chris Jansen's new album Called Everybody To get a drunk girl home I had it heard until the record was out, and I was just going through the record. It's a great record, too, by the way.

And I was like, that's a jam. I got to play that on Monday. Wow. Right? That's good. That's good. Oh, my goodness. Time for positivity.

Around the room showing tell style. It's called Tell me something good. Jingle time. I'll start. Man, this guy's neighbor was 75 years old, and he was up on the roof. He was roofing the house himself, and he's like, man, I want to do something. but he also didn't know how to roof. So you got the neighbor who doesn't have a roof.

The old man up there who's working hard he doesn't really know how to roof. So he takes a picture and he puts it on Facebook. He's like, hey, can people help? So the neighbors all went and showed up and roofed the guy's house from a picture on Facebook. Wow. Like they all got up there together

and did what they knew how to roof. They roofed the neighbor's house for him. That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. That's old dude. Nice. And everybody roofed his house. Yeah, Amy, you're up.

Well, there's this eight-year-old little girl and she loves bugs and she got teased for her love of entomology. A lot of her peers just didn't get it. And her mom was like, I got to do something to show her that if you're in entomology, it's not weird. So she wrote out to this entomological society, like a scientific paper, and said, hey, I want you to encourage my daughter. And they let her co-author an entire scientific paper at eight years old. And they created a hashtag for her called hashtag, Bugs are for Girls.

And hundreds of people responded for encouragement, and she's going to stick with it. And I say, do too. I took entomology in school. I wouldn't even know what that was. I'll be honest with the entomology. Well, I know now because you just explained it, but I wouldn't have known before then. I thought it was plants before you said it.

I thought it was the study of intimacy. I was like, I need that. Lunchbox? There's this family in Florida. They got a little Chawini dog. What's that? Chownee. It's like a Chihuahua and a weenie dog?

That's amazing. Chihuahua. And in the middle of the night, the Twini is just going, Roof, Roof, Roof. Roof. And they're like, Chawini, go to bed.

And whu-roof. So they think there's a possum on the back porch. They wake up, go check the back porch. The back of the house was on fire. The Choweeney saves the day. The Choweney. Yeah, thank goodness Chawini the hero. There you go.

A Chihuahua we need to see one of those. Bobby Boneshow. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Well, it looks like Luke Brian will be the second judge on American Idol alongside Katie Perry. When I talked to Luke a few weeks ago, There was a snag and they were holding up and it was, it's like, hey, I need to make at least what I can make touring because that was the deal. Like they're offering money, but he makes a lot of money touring.

Yeah. So whatever, they haven't released yet, but it must be enough now. Because they've been trying to get him for a bit and he will be fantastic at it. Yeah, evidently they've been trying to land him for a couple of months, but it's a done deal and there's no word on who the third judge will be just yet. So did you see that three prices right contestants had a streak of luck? on the Big Wheel on Friday winning $80,000 when five of the six spins hit the jackpot. Five of the six. Wait, so they all spend the big wheel and they kept hitting the $1?

Yeah, and now it's this big controversy because they feel like it's just not legit. Well, if it wasn't legit, we're having more people. Like, this is the first time we've ever heard of this. Yeah. I don't. There are a lot of rigged things. I'm not jumping on the prices. I have a bigger thing to worry about.

The price is right. The one thing that we believe in. No, I believe it more than that. But I don't believe it's a rig yet. It's always the one that's like it's rigged, it's rigged. Not this, because it hasn't happened enough times. Okay, so we're still Price is Right, fans. It's legit. I'm Amy. That's your 30 second skinny.

Bobby Bone Show. Boney up the day. This story comes to us from Lake Forest, Illinois. Three men walked into a Verizon wire of the store, stole a bunch of phones and got away. They're driving, police chase, wrecked the car, and they're like, oh no, what are you going to do? Let's run into that building over there. They run in and they're hiding behind the Coke machine. Only problem is, it's a local police precinct.

Oh, you're kidding me. They ran into a station. They were hiding behind the coke machine in the lobby. That's not true. It is true. It says it right here in the story. That's a movie. It's that true.

Dang. Oh, man, I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show. I was standing in Las Vegas in the arena right before I Heart Radio Music Festival day one. And I saw Ryan, Secret. and he was reading over his lines,

but we would all read over our lines before we went out. But he had a lot of lines. We were sitting there reading. And I was walking by, and I know Ryan, and I didn't want to interrupt him, but I also didn't want to walk by and not say hi because that turns into, oh, Bobby thinks he's too big for his bridges now. So I just kind of was waiting until he stopped,

and I grabbed the shoulder. I was like, hey, dude. And then he was like, hey, Bob, good, good, good, good. And it's a very broie moment. But Amy was recording it, and I didn't know she was recording it. So this is Amy doing play by Bob. play of the Bobby Ryan Seacrest moment.

Ryan. Bobby. Ryan. Oh, what up? Oh, hey, buddy. Joe, bro. And that was it. But it's up.

It's real quick. But she commentated the whole thing. It's up on my Instagram. It's what I felt like. Mr. Bobby Jones. Yeah, she was play about playing it. It could have been real awkward. It wasn't awkward and it was nothing.

I like Ryan. Ryan's always been awesome to me. So it was good. I just didn't expect to have, you know. Me neither. I was just there for the moment. John Madden calling the game there. Is that man?

It just happened. It's like, namaste. Ryan's some secrets I walked away. He said, namaste. He's a big fan of this. Cool, bro. Yeah, I was like, thanks, but I appreciate that. Yeah, yeah.

7.30 in the morning in the suit that I was born in. Girl, why are you laughing at me? Come on, baby. with my khakis. I'm running late. Need to beat it like Jackson. But you're kind of a distraction.

Because I can't start watching you. Showing me your Savasana. Like the best looking bad influence I ever saw. Probably ought to hit the road, but now I'm a mistake. Ain't no way. I'm about to leave you in a pretzel on the floor. You look a little lonely on that mat. I should be saying goodbye.

I might lose my job But namestay Come on, baby Let me jump in all those Tratchez you'll do it I'll be a student Don't know nothing about yoga at all Probably gotta hit the row

But nah I'm a mistake I was with me Because our corporate guys grabbed me And they were like, hey That namestay song can be a hit You need to add a country guitar to it

And I was like, what? Like it's not like a real song In my mind it's never been a real song But it sells like crazy on iTunes which we can't understand. They're like, no, but if you had a John Party guitar, we're like, what's happening right now? They're like, we'll play it in our stations.

You just go back in the studio, and I'm like, that costs a lot of money. So now they're serious about this song being hit, but adding a John Party guitar. I don't even know what that means. Yeah, we have to ask John Party now. But you were there. I was.

For the first time, they were like, we'll play it on station, just add a John Party guitar. I'm going to be responsible, but you're making it impossible. In the spandex pants, I'm flexible and you down with all. I was saying it's quietly to myself. How did you miss that?

That's your issue. What do you mean? Get in trouble? You do it every single time. All right. We're done. Oh, man. Did you hear me go?

Ruined. We're done. No, we didn't hear anything. I turned it down so I can hear your bark. Ah. All right. We're done. We're done.

I can respect this. So back in 2015, General Mill said, hey, we're going to phase out a lot of artificial colors and flavors from our cereals. And so Tricks was hit hard. Like Tricks and that bunny rabbit with all those beautiful colors, they were hit hard. When they said no artificial colors or flavors, that's nothing left. Like, Tricks is nothing. It is white corn balls.

It's nothing. It's like, it's like those rice patties that he eats. So, Tricks lost. No, if they're there, I'll eat anything. But so Tricks lost its bright colors, like light green, light blue. Oh. So nobody's buying it. So Tricks is like, eh, we're back at it.

So they've announced that we're bringing them all back. Artificial colors, flavors. Nobody likes the new ingredients. Oh, man. So Tricks is back to everybody. Hallelujah. Yeah. Yeah, at least they're bringing them back.

Did they try using, like, beads? Like, beets to make you a really nice red color. I thought it was funny story. I don't think anybody's going to get this. It's called a never going to get it. People leave their cell phones in this place more than anywhere else. Eric in Phoenix City, Alabama. What's up, buddy?

How's it going? What do you think about this? I'm thinking it's a public restroom. No, that's not it. I don't even take my phone in my pocket in a public restroom. You're on the air, Brett in Ohio. What you think about it, Brett? I'm going to stay your pants pocket at the end of the day.

You take your pants off later in your pocket. And you forget about it and throw in the washer. and you're like, oh, man. You're like, something. What's in the washer? Oh, my phone. No, that's not it. Amy, coming to you.

The cab or the Uber? The cab or the Uber. No. Lunchbox. Oh, it's easy. On top of the car. Eddie. The gym.

The gym. No, I'll give you one more shot. Vicki and Massachusetts. What you got? Is it the carriage at a grocery store? It is not. It's funny, too, how culturally, a part of the country we're in, like, geographically.

what we call it. Yeah. Because I grew up in Arkansas, and for me, it was the cart. And there are some people that's the buggy. And, Vicki, what part of Massachusetts do you from? Boston. So, and you guys call it the carriage.

Yep. That's cool. I never heard I call that before. It sounds like, you need horses. I like that. Like, the horses are pulling your groceries. No, that's not it, Vicky. But thank you for listening.

Thanks. Have a good day. All right, you too. Never going to get it. The answer is number one place. People leave their cell phones is the coffee shop The Starbucks is the

I've never lost my phone Yeah The Dunkin' Donuts is Because they're drinking They leave it on table You know what I mean I played this song earlier And nobody on the show had heard it yet

Because it's not a radio song But Amy was like I think I'm going to start crying Listen I've never heard a song Saying about this before And so I was listening to the new Chris Jansen album I think it's fantastic

It's called Everybody And I hope you check it out but he has this song called Drunk Girl and at first I was like what is this a party song and it's exactly the opposite it's like don't take advantage of a drunk girl just take her home like she's vulnerable right now and instead of what a lot of slime balls do

do the opposite and so I started playing it and Amy's like I think I'm going to cry so this is Chris Jansen it's not a radio song but I think it is such a good song and a message that I've never heard told musically like this I hope you download it Honestly I hope you do

I hope you share it Drunk Girl by Chris Jansen Listen to some of it A couple cover chart stamps Got a hand Looking like a rainbow In and out of every bar On a whim just like the wind blow

She's either a bachelorette And coming off a breakup Take a drunk girl home She's bouncing like a pinball singing every word she never knew Dancing with her eyes closed Like she's the only one in the room Her hair's a perfect mess

Falling out of that dress Take a drunk girl home Take a drunk girl home Let her sleep all alone Leave her keys on the counter Your number by her phone Pick up her light on the floor Leave the hall lights on one

walk out and lock the door that's how she knows the difference between a boy and a man take a drunk girl home you leave a drive for a dive and you get something bad to eat this singing closing time

with that little bar across the street in two by two strangers and lovers headed for the covers hooking up that TV in your two bedrooms sounds turned off and through the picture thin walls you can hear the neighbor's cigarette

cough there's a million things you could be doing but there's one thing you're damn so glad you did take a drunk girl home let her sleep all alone leave her keys on the counter you number by the phone pick up her lights on walk out and lock the door that's how you know the difference in a boy and a man He take a drunk girl home. It's Chris Jansen called Drunk Girl.

I hope you guys liked that one. He took a drunk girl home in the sober light of dawn. She left you a message. She thanked you on the phone. Because you picked up her life. She threw on the floor. You let the hall light song walk down and lock the door. That's how she knows.

The difference between a boy and a man. Take a drunk girl home Take a drunk girl home That's from his album, everybody Not a radio song I thought I'd play it Because man, that's a good one man There you go

Hey a woman was on the phone And the train was coming And the train chopped her leg off Wait And it's like if you're on your phone And there are cars around Or trains around Like pay attention

Shocking footage Shows a woman approach cross Without looking either way And then here comes Like the tram had nailed her. Luckily she didn't die. Oh my goodness. She lost her leg because she was texting on her phone and not paying attention.

And I don't know if she had ears in as well. Yeah, I have so many questions. Okay, go ahead, ask them. Well, yeah, what is she listening to? Can she hear? Or what is she listening to? No, not. I heard she. Is it so loud? Why would you not look both ways if you're crossing a train track?

Was she destroyed? I mean, I don't know. I feel like she must have been majorly into whatever she was doing. And why? I heard it was namaste. Yeah, that's it. In the story, she was listening to the raging We can do this because she lived. Yeah, she lived.

That's right. If y'all actually died, I wouldn't tell the story. Okay. I don't think I would have anyway. But yeah. I'm 7.30 in the morning. In the suit that I was born. Hurricane victims called a dirty number because FEMA accidentally put out the wrong number.

Oh, great. Yeah, several Hurricane Army victims called a 1-800 number for help, but instead were offered something else. Whenever the phone number was answered. Yeah. The federal emergency. management agency FEMA tweeted a number

and they said if you have a damage roof call and it was supposed to be 888 number not 800 but when people called it was like hello? Oh my goodness

yeah I like that I think of FEMA maybe yeah maybe what maybe they could still have you have so many questions yeah the bobby bomb show

a rough night last night my house alarm kept going off and so first of it's scary because it's so loud. And let me tell you, I've got alarm after alarm. You just sneeze in my house and you're not supposed to be there.

Something goes off. And you're not, but if you are supposed to be there, if you sneeze, it's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I was the only one there. And I'm in my room and I have sensors everywhere through the house and I have window sensors and door. And all the sudden, and I'd been in Vegas for the past three days, so my clock's a little off, two hour difference. So about, I don't know, 10 o'clock. I'm like, oh.

So one, it scares me because of the noise. But two, now I got to go downstairs and do some business. If I do business, I mean, my buzz puckered up, man. And so I have a couple options. I have a 12 gauge underneath my bed. And I'm like, you know what? I need to not. Because I feel like at this point, I can just take a bat and do some business.

I don't even keep a bull in the chamber. Why even in the cages or what? No. I just feel like I feel pretty good about myself physically I got some power behind the swing Eddie actually texted me

I was like I don't think I can beat you up anymore I saw that video you posted on Instagram but you're looking like a fighter So I just probably a little too big for my britch as far as Who I think I can take on Okay So I grab my gun and then I put it down

And I was like you know what I'm just gonna go down And there's probably just something That set it off and there's nothing down there I walk out of the house Nothing but my heart rate starts doing this If your alarm goes off, the noise and maybe there's somebody down there. I reset it, I go back to bed. Probably 1145.

Again, wakes me up. And I'm like, oh, my goodness. So I send a note to myself, buy a baseball bat. Because I would have just went out with the bat instead of the gun. But I did grab the gun this time. I walked down there. And I yelled, I've got a gun. And I had to listen to see if anybody.

Right. If someone had responded. Well, I'll see if they started moving. Okay. Because I was coming from upstairs. I got a gun. And nobody moved. So I walked and I looked around.

But I ain't going to bet to like one because you just can't, I can't fall back asleep. Yeah, especially if your heart rates up. My heart rate like, bo, do, do, do, do, so yeah. So what in the world? I don't know. I got to get that figured out. Somebody sneezing around my house. Should be sneezing.

But, you know, I have lights. Like, if you even drive down the block, light, light. Like, I'm ready. Hey. I just know that I'm going to shoot somebody. And what I'm afraid of is it's going to be somebody that doesn't know and they just come to the house late at night. Oh, like a friend? Yes.

And all this stuff. Wow. Or you think it could? Because I've been robbed and jumped, my houses, all this, I will shoot somebody. Okay. And so if someone comes at like 11.30 and they don't tell me and I'm just, I don't, and you come inside my house, I'm going to shoot you. And so I need a baseball bat instead. Yeah.

Oh, you can borrow my African spear. No, you throw that and I'll miss. And who wants to fight with that? No, you charge. You don't throw it. It's long. You charge. I'm not charging anymore.

I'm not trying to joust. Yeah. It's a javelin throw or something? That's how I practice. Well, that happened last night. I was kind of miserable. What's up with you? Anything?

No, I got great sleep. My alarm didn't go off at all. Do you want to hear Amy's shingles story in a minute? You know she has shingles on her face? No, no, that's bad. What? Yeah, she has shingles on her face. That's really bad.

I don't know it's an old person thing. Tell me about it. I had shingles like a year ago? Yes. It's from stress. What's wrong, guys? It's real bad. You guys need to relax.

No, we have real responsibilities. So do I. You have none. I'm a dad. Are you kidding me? You have none. I got to be here on time. That's hard.

It is. That's a real responsibility. I got to clock in, clock out. Okay. Cool. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. Congratulations to John Party.

His awesome song, Heartache on the Dance Tour, became his latest number one single over the weekend. So super pumped about that. He bumped Dustin Lynch's two-week number one, small-town boy, to the number three spot. And Kenny Chesney's, all the pretty girls, is at number two. You said that's so confusing. You should just go one, two, three instead of like, at number one, and number seven, minus six. I only did one through three. Go ahead.

I felt like I said it okay. But also, because John Pardy, did you know he has an alter ego? Oh, boy. No. Go ahead. I need to meet his alter ego because his name is, Juan Fiesta. Eddie?

I mean, I don't know what to think right now. Fiesta party, John Party, Juan Fiesta. I get it. No, we get it. John Party won Fiesta. Like, we get it now. Like, so, sort of like Dirk's Bentley as you show up before his shows and he has this whole, like, you know, Juan Fiesta

Jam session. I like it. You do? If Eddie likes it, then I like it. Yay! We have to go to our Hispanic judge here. and his man in judge. Make sure that it's okay. Is it okay that we laugh at it? Oh, see.

That's funny. My name's Roberto Waisos. See? And Eddie gave me permission for that long time. Correct. So John Pardy, you have permission to be won fiesta. All right. You have the Eddie stamp of approval, right?

How do you weigh, John? All right. What else, Amy? Justin Timberlake performed his first performance of 2017 this weekend. Finally. He headlined his own festival. Oh, Justin Timberlake. Lake.

Oh, I thought you made just some Bieber. Oh, he just turned like, cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pilgrimage Festival, which is awesome. And then he was joined on stage by Chris Stapleton and his wife for the show. And it's the first time they performed together since the 2015-2015 CMAs. I don't know what you're speaking way too fast. I have no idea what you're saying.

What? They performed on stage together. And this is the first time Chris Stapleton and his wife. And I did say that. And Justin Timberlake. And this is the first time they've been on stage since the 2015 CMA Awards. Did one feel? to show up because we did, then it's a real party.

My only one thought she was talking too fast? A little jumpy. She was fast. Okay, just making sure. Okay, go to your peanut gallery. Oh, come on. Amy, I agree with you a lot of times. But Bobby, at first you thought I was talking about Justin Bieber and I said Justin Timber like.

You said it so fast, I thought you said Justin Bieber. Okay, I blame it on the shingles. She does have shingles on her face, and it's affected like her voice, her voice is all cracky. I'm on crazy horse meds. She's on all kinds of medication. Yeah. So that's why when she snaps to me, I just hug it off. Okay.

She's like she has shingles. Yeah, it's all good. I've had shingles. Well, I am extremely irritated right now, but not anything other than I want to itch things and I can't. Yeah, me too, just not my face. But hers is her face. All right. And so I think it's her kids.

You know, my diagnosis? Yeah. Because I've had shingles and I'm not a doctor, but my shingles were from work stress. Her shingles are from kids' stress. Her kid's not coming. Yeah, well, that's what my doctor, I mean, I saw my doctor and he diagnosed me pretty much after he saw me, immediately he's like, yeah. And I had symptoms leaving up for the week.

Remember, last Monday or so I was telling how my scalp was irritated. No, she had a spider in her brain. That's what she thought. That's what you said. I thought a spider would crawled into my head and then was hatched things in my forehead and was making it irritated. But you guys, it's not the case. There's no spider. I just have shingles and I'm now on Valtrex.

Yes, which is a herpes medication Yes, and when I had to go to the Vegas I had to take it too Are you serious? Yeah. So I was at the Las Vegas pharmacy. No, because it's just a, it's a virus. It's shingles or chickenpox.

Shingles are chickenpox coming back. If you've had chicken pox, you can get shingles from stress, which I don't feel like I have a crazy stressful life, but my doctor believes as though I suppress the stress and now because the kid's stuff and it's now eating me alive. Have a new motto. Wow, suppress the stress.

Oh, that's good. Stick it down in the hole. Don't. It'll come out in forms of bumps, itchy bumps on your face during an important work event weekend, which is awesome. Yeah, I heard festival, I read it music festival, and Amy has like bumps all over her face. The first night, it took me probably about 30 minutes

just to cover up my forehead with makeup. Yeah, so if she's snapping at me today and I'm not returning it back, it's because I'm just accepting the shingles. Thanks, Bobby. You're welcome. Man, the peanut gallery is going to be nicer. I didn't mean. You got to stay peanut.

All right. Always stay 100% peanut over there. Morning corny. What did the horse say after it tripped? What the horse say after it tripped? Help. I've fallen and I can't giddy up. You like it?

That was the morning corny. Ah, yes. Nailed it. What kind of laugh was that from over there? Yeah, was that real? Yeah, it was real. Okay, just again, just again. Wow, there you go.

We had our IHeart Radio music festival this weekend, and so we go, and it's a big party, and lots of superstars are there. And I was just kind of thinking about some of the cool moments. And so we saw Heidi Klum. I actually talked to her for a second. and she looks like a robot. I really attracted a robot. Just like not real. But not like a real person.

And so, I don't know if it's up anymore, but I did take an Insta story. We were standing beside each other watching a monitor of Jared Letto perform. But she's just chilling for two days. She was just back there hanging out. So Saw and met Heidi Klum. Did you get to see her? No. I would not see her.

I wish. Most beautiful person in the world. See, I thought Lisa Silverstone was much, like, prettier, like more approachable, more human. Oh, well, yeah. I didn't get to see her though, so. I met her and I was like, now this. That's awesome. I felt like she was approachable and like I had a, you know, if I had a shot if I was a normal dude.

Okay. But she was very kind. What is she most famous for? Clueless. And then. The crazy video? Yeah, and then she did that show where she was like the psycho. I don't know.

But yeah, that actress. Okay. I watched Julia Michael. perform who was so good and so she has this song but she's a songwriter first and she was playing acoustically all this song she'd written for like beber and slena gomez and but i have friends that have written her because she comes to nashville and rights too but she was awesome she only like 23 i put a picture on my instagram mr bobby bones because i really wasn't into getting a bunch of pictures but I was like, I got to go get a picture with Julian Michael.

Yeah, I heard you like looking for it. I was like, where is she? Where are she? I must get a picture. And then Judah and the lion, and I went and saw Judah and talked to him for a bit. And I'd take it all back. Take it all back. And so we've played them in this song on our show before.

Even though it's not country, but I mean, really what is. I mean, this is country. Honestly. I'm from this country. They're from this country. And they live here. So our station program director of our Nashville station, his name's Gator. And Eddie goes up, and Gator is Judah's uncle.

And Eddie goes up to Judah. I was like, hey, I know Gator. And Judah has no idea what he's talking about. He's like, cool, man. He's like, hey, man, cool, yeah. And I take it all back. Take it all back. So I go up to Judah and I'm like, hey, dude.

Boy, Bow, he goes, dude, you play our song. I appreciate that. And I said, hey, yeah, your uncle. He goes, oh, Uncle Tony. And I was like, yeah. And I was like, Eddie, Uncle Tony, not Gator. That's what I should have said. Yeah.

And I'd take it all back. I take it all back just to have you They were really good live I should bring them in on the show We totally should Yeah, that would be so cool Because I've been playing them, why not? And I take it all back

Take it all back Take it all back I take it all back Just to have you Those pictures are on my Instagram As well as the awkward Ryan Seacrest Bobby Bones Bro hug that Amy commentated and recorded

Ryan Bobby Ryan Oh What up Oh hey bud Oh, bro. And it was over, yes.

It happened just like that. You can see that Mr. Bobby Bones. This woman in Colorado, she's been playing a lottery for 30 years, playing the exact same numbers. Over 30 years, the exact same numbers. She's 67 years old. The same numbers over 30 years. She won $133.2 million. Oh, man.

How about that? A single powerball ticket using the same set of numbers she's played for 30 years. paying off. I'm looking at it and it's like 17, 18, 24, 25. About this time, I am totally freaking out and I'm like doing this. Judy says she won't be making any more stops at places like this to buy those tickets because one win is all she needed. Lunchbox, she played the lottery. Wow. A lot. Now, are you okay to waiting 30 years? Yeah. Still a profit. But you're okay to waiting 30 years for it. I'm 20 years in. So might as well wait 10 more.

No, no, no, no. 30 years from now. Yeah. Wow. Man. Okay. So you'd be in your 60s when you finally hit. But I'd be rich.

Yeah. Filty rich. Yeah. Surgeons are charging $40,000 to make people look like Ivanka Trump. They've noticed an increased number of patients with photos of Vanka. They come in like, who do you want look like? And they show Ivanka's cheekbones. Hmm.

They want widened cheekbones and slender noses. That's just. risky. And I don't know if you're supposed to say something if someone gets a facelift or something. Because we had, there was a guy at our I Heart Radio Music Festival who we've been working with forever and he had it like his face done or something. And we didn't know if we're supposed to say like, hey man, that looks good. It's like what someone gets a new hairdo. And you're like, huh, do I dress it? Yeah, because they look so different. Because it looks so different. And if it's supposed to look better, do you go, hey,

you had some work done. That looks fantastic. Well, I didn't know how to react because they look completely different. And not good or bad, but I was like, is that the same person? But I don't know how to, if there's a hairstyle, or even, and it's risky, it's risky. Even if someone's like lost weight,

I'd be like, dang, you look skinny. Yes, because I saw someone this week and we hadn't seen a while and he lost weight. And I was like, because he didn't need to lose weight necessarily, but he did. And it's like, you want to recognize it if it's hard work. And I'll be like, wow, you're looking great. But then I don't know if you can do that with plastic surgery.

Okay. Oh. Go ahead. I don't know. My female perspective would be if it's a haircut, go for it. Say all you want. Yeah. If it is plastic surgery, just don't even bring it up.

Just don't even address it. Nope. I don't even know that I know that many people that have had like plastic plastic surgery. Like real. Right. This was like a real deal. Yeah. It was like talk of the town.

Yeah. But they're doing it because they want to look better. Yeah. Yeah. I would be like, hey, look at you're talking about it. You got deal with Bonka. You know, cheeks are in, nose thin. Hair, yes.

Placus surgery, no. Okay. Okay. Well, it seems like a lot of money, though. And that's risky because you can't go back. Yeah. You can't. It's done.

You pay them $40,000. They make you look at Ivanka Trump. And instead you look like Donald Trump Jr. And you're like, no, no, no, no. You're like, where does this go wrong? Because you can't go back. You can't go, you know what, I like a refund. Reverse it.

Let's go. Take it to Blu-Loo. Yeah. Take it back. All right. Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram, if you want to hop over there and follow me, that would be amazing.

It would make my day. If I got to a million followers today, they'll make my day. Today. Yes. I'm going to make my day. I bet it would. I'm not even close. All right, I got a game.

Today's National One-Hit Wonder Day. If you miss it, you're out, by the way. Oh, wow. Yeah, because they're so easy. Ready? Yes. National One Hit Wonder Day. Here we go. I'll give you the lyrics to the song. All you have to do is nail it.

Number one. Deep in the jeans she is wearing. I'm hooked and I can't stop staring. Oh, baby, I want to get with you and take you a picture. I'm in for the win. Lunchbox might have just won the game. Yeah. Everyone else looks so confused.

Go ahead and cue it up. What's that? Your winning song? Let's say it again. Yeah. Deep in the jeans she's wearing. I'm hooked and I can't stop staring. Oh, baby, I want to get with you and take you a picture.

Five seconds? Wow. I'm in. All right. Amy? Can't touch this. Eddie? Eddie?

Baby got back. Oh, that's it. Yeah. Did you get lunchbox? Baby got back. Baby got back. Because I was ready to celebrate. Dang, I've been eliminated.

I've been eliminated. Wow. You've been eliminated. Okay. How about this one? Man, come quickly with this. one. Something grabs a hold of me tightly, then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly. Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know. Turn off the lights and I'll glow.

I'm in for the wind. One hit Wonder Day. I'm in. Lunchbox? Ice, ice, baby. Ice, ice, baby. There you go. Grabbs a hold of me tightly flow like a harpoon daily and nightly. Yo, I don't know. Turn off the lights and I'll glow. To the extreme, I rock a mic like a band. Like a band. Don't light up a stage like a jump but a Hand on dance. All right, good.

Wow, that was pretty good. Dude, that was great. Yeah. That was real good. You must be a rapper. Do you do that ever? How about this one? All right.

Beer bust, like I had last week, a must stay deep because talk is cheap, like Angela, Pamela, Sandra, and Rita. And as I continue, you know, they're getting sweeter. I kind of sang that a bit. You did. Yeah. And that's what helped me.

Yeah, that's what I heard you on the first one, too. All right. Lunchbox, what do you have? I have mom. Mamba number five. Wow, he's good. Mama number five. There you go.

I must stay deep because talk is cheap. All right, so here we go. This is a tough one. Okay. You know the song, but the words, I don't know that. Hey, I like tough. Okay. Plant a seed, plant a flower, plan a rose.

You can plant any of those. Keep planning to find which one grows. It's a secret. No one knows. I got you with that last line. I sang it like the melody of it. What in the world? Plant a seed, plant a flower,

plant a rose. You can plan any of those. Keep planning to find which one grows. It's a secret no one knows. Oh my goodness. I know this song. Go ahead. Lunchbox, answer?

Secret garden. No. Eddie? I don't know it. Macarena. No. It's a secret no one knows. I see that.

All right. Never knew the words. You're right. Speed round. Come on. Oh. Yeah, just yell the song. Ready?

Yep. Yeah. She had dumps like a truck. Truck. Lunchbox. Lunchbox. Time. Baby got.

Whoa. Eddie, that's wrong. She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck, truck. Thighs like what, what, what? It's Nelly. It's Nellie. But I think I sing it again. Need the name of a song.

Three. Two. Air Force One. No, thong song. Damn. There is no winner. Everybody loses. No.

Everybody loses. No one boy? You're all losers. Lunchbox thinks he. looks like Chris Martin from Coldplay? No. After being near him at IHart Radio Music Festival. Okay.

Yeah, I mean, he was there backstage, and I took a picture, and I posted it, and everybody's like, oh, my goodness, I thought that was just you, LB. LB, that looks just like you. You and Chris Martin look the same. So I guess I look like Chris Martin, or he looks like me. I mean, look. Eddie, does that look like me? No.

She was. I mean, seriously, because he's thought he looked like Tom Brady before. lunchbox. That's what people told me. Tom Brady and Chris Martin looked nothing alive. But I had long, no, no. I had long hair then and Tom Brady had long hair at that time. And now people are saying I look like Chris Martin.

Who are these people? One person on Instagram? No, uh. Kind of looks like you, Elby. I thought it was you, LB. I definitely thought that was you. I thought that was you. I saw Chris Martin. Yeah. And I guess, I don't even know if we said hi. We just shook hands real quick. You did?

Yeah. That's pretty cool. I don't, I'm not cool enough to have a conversation with them, but I was like, hey, I just gave him like a, like a bro handshake. You're like, how the kids, man? No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. I never once thought, am I accidentally shaking lunchbox his hand? Yes.

That's what I was going to say. Here, look. Just like your shaking. He's also much bigger than you. He's a big guy. He's a big guy. Yeah. Guys, I'm just telling you what the public is saying.

No, they're not. Okay. So, hey, can we put them side by side and Morgan number two? Thank you. And we'll put it up. Let people judge. Look, that picture right there is what people thought was me. Okay, if you take a picture of a whole crowd, a thousand back, I kind of look like, wrap it.

Yeah, you do. Yeah, yeah. A guy robs the bank, right? He goes in. It's like, put the money in the bag. It gets $10,000. Go straight to Kentucky Fried Chicken. Orders and food, eats, cops come arrest him.

What? He was hungry. Yeah, if all of a sudden you had $10,000 in your hand, what would you do? This guy went to a Wells Fargo in Gainesville, no weapon. But, of course, they put $10,000 in the bag, and they went to K. They don't know exactly what he ordered, but the cops tracked him down. He was still inside. And, I mean, I wonder if you need to still 10 grand if you just want to go to KFC.

Like, let's get lesser charges. It just take a 50 spot. Yeah, exactly. And to say, hey, listen, you see Jason Derulo's house was robbed? It was? I just picture them having all kinds of security. I don't know how these celebs get robbed. He has been the latest celebrity to get by a wave of break-ins.

He was a victim of burglary at his LA home. They, tons of stuff were gone and they don't know how. But again, I would just think if you had millions of dollars, you'd have a crazy security system or like somebody watching your house. Especially with all of these break-ins. It's like, for example, in Amy's neighborhood, there are a lot of car break-ins. So it's like, make sure your doors are locked. Yeah.

Put your car in a good lit place. Like you do things if the environment says that things are happening in a negative way. But if this is happening all around them, what if you do that just doors unlocked?

You don't think it's like an inside job? For sure, yeah, oh, no, no, no. All this stuff's inside job. Oh. There's no way that Demi Lovato, Nikki Minaj, Drake, Kendall Jenner,

have all been burglarized by some random dude that just trying, that's that same like Rob Squad? I don't think it's them, but it's something. What were they called? I forget their name.

Those kid burglars? Yeah, they had a name. Not the glam squad line. No. You try it. Fake news. No, I thought it was right. Yeah.

It was a ring. It was the bling ring? The bling ring. That's it. Yeah. The bling ring. Yeah. The bling ring.

Or as lunch we call them, the glam squad. Well, that's shiny. There's kind of a look at what's happening this week. The Voice returns tonight, season 13, on NBC. And I don't know when she's. going to be on, but Natalie Stovall is auditioning. And so

I don't know if it's tonight, I don't know when it is. But I encourage you to watch for her, because she's fantastic, and she also plays with us the raging idiots if we can get away from doing her big shows. So Natalie Stovall is on the voice. I don't know if it's tonight or night. The Big Bang Theory is out tonight. And then Monday at Football, the Dallas Cowboys

at Arizona Cardinals. Let's go, Cowboys! Big game for Eddie. Big game. We need to win. Yeah, I win. And this is the week. Yeah? Yeah, last week was really tough for us, man. I mean, my mom and I were really sad, but we're ready for this week. Tomorrow, the season premiere of This Is Us.

Do you know that was coming back? Oh, it's tomorrow? Yes. Okay, I'm ready for that. I know you weren't paying attention because I looked at it. He was just staring on. Dude, you got her like in class. No, I know exactly what you said.

Tomorrow is the season premiere of This Is Us. Is your eye okay? Yeah. Why are you okay? Well, I just like you're not focused at all. And you have shingles. I've had shingles and it's hard to focus with shingles. Yeah, I mean,

I am preoccupied with me wanting to itch, but not itching. Yeah. Did it hurt yet? Yeah. I mean, it's, I'm irritated. That's it. It's fine. No great otherwise.

On Wednesday, designated Survivor, the season premiere. That's a good show on ABC. I like that one. And Survivor. Okay. All right. On Thursday, Grace Anatomy is still alive. Oh, my goodness.

How many years has that been on? So many. Didn't it start when MASH ended? Back in the 70s? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Two-hour season premiere of Grace and Ademy. On Friday, Shania Twain's new album, now, comes out.

It's also National Coffee Day on Friday. Ooh, I will celebrate. And then Saturday, The Raging Idiots play Route 91 on Las Vegas. So we're going back to Vegas to play. And so that's a really cool festival. And so we're playing it. It's on the day that we're playing, it's Brett Young, and then Lauren Elena, and then the Raging Idiots, and then Marin Morris, and then Sam Hunt.

You all have a really good time slot. I know. It's so dumb. We do not belong there. I feel like other artists sometimes are probably like, oh, hey, they go to like their manager or their record label and like, I think there's a typo. They're like, how does that happen? The raging idiots or... This Namaste song put us on a new love.

Hey, I believe in you guys. I love it. I mean, it's crazy. 7.30 in the morning in the suit that I was born in. Girl, why are you laughing at me? So, come on, baby, with my cat geeks. I'm running late. Need to beat it like Jackson.

But you're kind of a distraction. Because I can't start watching you. Showing me your Savasana. Like the best looking bad influence I ever saw. Probably ought to hit the road. But now I'm a mistake. Ain't no way I'm about to leave you at. So yeah, we're playing Vegas.

I'm doing the Opry Wednesday night, by the way. I'm doing stand-up at the Opry. That'd be a good one because it's the Opry, it's me. I mean, who cares about me, but Low Cash and Chris Jansen are both playing. Ooh, good one. So that's on Wednesday night at the Opry. So, yeah, we have a fun-filled week. Yeah.

Of action package. Is that what it's called? Do we have a picture of lunchbox of Chris Martin next to each other yet? We do? Where's that up? All right. It's everywhere. Go Twitter.

Votes are coming in. Are they? Oh, yeah. You think you look like Tom Brady. You think you look like Chris Martin from Colpo. Who else? Dax Shepherd. Dach Shepherd.

Oh, yeah. Mostly like Dax Shepherd, though, really. How they shine forms, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Ball Show. Come on, Bob. Walmart wants to test out a new grocery store delivery service where not only they deliver the food, they go inside your house and stock them for you.

What? Okay. Okay. So when you're away, they go in and stock your fridge. You're not home? That's part of it. And make it in? No, no, no, no.

Yeah, I don't know. Access to your house? Uh-uh. Uh-uh. My dog walker, because I use an app, they have access to my house. Wag. Wag, yeah. Hmm.

That's how people get burglarized. No, not through wag, but I mean, I'm a little... No, not wagging somebody in your house. Listen, if Walmart comes to my house and steals everything, they're going to replace the dime, you know what? With all Walmart's there? No, with whatever I want. Okay.

So it's a new grocery delivery service that they're just trying to like make new things. You get a special smart lock on your door. Oh, okay. It's the same way I do wag. I have a special smart. Oh, okay. And they know the code. Only they know the code to get in.

And then Walmart.com. This is not a commercial, by the way. Yeah. Because obviously when everybody's yelling, no, I wouldn't do that. That would be the worst commercial we've ever done. Well, but tell me more because I am intrigued. Okay. Then you order groceries and when you want them delivered, they bring them to your house,

and then they use a one-time code on your smart lock to get in. They stock your fridge. Then they leave and send you a message that they're gone, and they've locked the door behind them. It's in testing right now. Guys, this is not a bad thing. No, it's not. I actually think it's pretty awesome.

You were just a hater, though. You don't tell me about the smart box. You didn't let me get to it. This is what they're going to do. Go in, deliver the groceries. Nothing's going to be gone. Case your place. Come back a couple hours later.

Everything's gone. When they're not wearing their name tag. Yep. Same guy. Yeah. Or tell a friend, hey, man, I just went over this crib. It's got a nice TV. Here's the thing, though.

You're about talking about casing houses. Like, I had zero res come and clean my carpet. They've come all the time because if I had dog, we use the bathroom. They're good people. He's sick now. They don't case my house. They're in my house all the time. Who else do I have in my house?

A lot of people. Oh, you have those toolbox people. Ross Coperman, songwriter. Came to my house to do a bobby catch. Sketchy. Did not case my house. I don't know. You know what I'm saying?

No. Kip Moore. Kemp Moore came to my house. Did not case my house. I'm just saying, we got to stop with this case our house thing. Like, it happens once in a million times. It only takes one, dude. That's right.

Yeah. It always takes one lottery ticket to win a billion dollars. That's what I'm talking about. I don't stop that. You guys are crazy. Casing, it's a real thing. Yeah. Occasionally.

Just got a really nice card from a listener. It says Bobby and Dusty. I just wanted to send Dusty something to help him and keep him feeling better. I know he's a tough boy, and we all love him. I used to make callers from my chocolate lab. I can never find good ones for him, so I wanted to watch YouTube videos.

I learned how to make one, and so she made a collar for Dusty and send it up here. It says, enjoy every day with Dusty. It's thoughtful. Her name's Stephanie. It's very kind. And people ask for updates about my dog a lot, and, you know, I don't want to over-update people,

and sometimes it's hard for me to talk about. But I've had my dog for 14 years, and he's sick, and he still has a ton of energy, at times and then he's just tired because he's going through doggy chemo but he's been diagnosis terminal and his quality of life is still fantastic right now and then when it's not then it's time for tough decisions to be made and the doctor gave him about six months or so and that was a month and a half a sore ago and so what the thing is for me is that the raging idiots go back on the road in like a month so I'm trying to get a bus with a big room in

the back so I can take him with me oh good the problem is I can't find any buses with the big room in the back right now. Oh. So, because our tour bus has like 12 bunks instead of, it's like nine in the big room. Okay. So I'm trying to find that. Oh, man.

So that's the struggle right now. Oh, that would be so great. If you could be with him. I would just take them on the road. Yeah. So, but I appreciate everybody asking. Like, I post pictures of my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones.

And you can see he's getting a little thinner. He still just has so, and he wants to play a ball, he wants to eat treats, and he wants to do all that. but then he wants to sleep a whole lot. And I can tell it's starting to wear on him a bit. And there'll be a time when it's time for a really tough decision.

But right now it's not that time. And I love that dog and I love the listeners that are just sending cards and they send treats. Like, you don't have to do that. I'm just a guy in the radio. I appreciate it so much. But I just feel like we're just radio people. Like, I don't feel like we matter. Yeah, but they care about you.

I know. I know. And I genuinely appreciate it. Yeah. So thank you for the note. And thanks to everybody who asks, just pictures up on the Instagram if you want to see how he's doing.

Hung out with Amy and her husband this weekend. Did you guys hang out with Amy's husband or? Yeah, I did a little bit. Oh, I didn't. I didn't get to see him. Oh. He beat the crap out of you. He's had enough of your left over the years.

I know, and I didn't get to see Eddie's wife. She was there. I know. They hung out, actually. They hung out. They hung out. Did you even get to see Lindsay this weekend? Because I was bummed.

She couldn't be there. No, she was out with Paisley. I may see her tonight. But then she goes to Europe for two and a half weeks. Europe? Yeah, she's going to play Europe forever. For two weeks? Well, it takes a day to get over there.

So if you don't commit... Yeah, she's going to play all over Europe. No, I haven't seen her in a while and then she leaves again. Okay, so clearly you'll see her today. I don't know about clearly, but I may see her today. Yeah, maybe tomorrow. I don't know if we'll see each other that much anymore. It's busy.

Two people... Like ships passing in the night. Yeah, in the darkness. In the ocean. You all are like planes passing in the sky. We FaceTime, but listen, there is... Oh, I did get to see her on your FaceTime yesterday, yeah? Yeah, we face time in the airplane.

It's like... It was so like when Bobby rang her. There is a... She's like, hey! This weird stress in our relationship of her trying to be an artist while still dating me. Like, it's still a crazy thing. And where stations just still refused to... player because she's dating me.

And like I've kept her off all my social media, don't talk about her. Like I don't do anything. And she keeps me off of hers. But there even, I mean, if it was a dude, it just would not be happening. That's unfortunate. Yeah, no, it's a sexist thing. It is. If it's a dude, it just would not be happening.

But there are radio stations that won't play her because, I mean, if it was a dude dating a girl, not even a thing. Like, whenever that Sacramento thing happened, you know, when they wouldn't player. Oh, yeah. I mean, no, they, like, canceled her performance. And, like, everybody started adding it real quick because they wouldn't, like, all of a sudden, Spotify added her real quick that day, and they, now Spotify's dropped her.

They were just looking for a reason to, like, be, the whole thing just really irritates me to where I'm going to erupt. And it's going to be real ugly. Oh, boy. It's going to be real ugly because, one, it's sexist. And two, here's just a girl trying to have a career. And, three, it's stressing out our relationship a bit because I feel guilty because here I am trying to have

and I feel bad that radio won't play her because of me and I've done everything to keep her off of everything that I do and I shouldn't have to do that oh uh-uh no and you're right I mean I've seen this shift because y'all both used to post we post nothing now

and now there's like literally nothing like if you were to go to your page or her page you would think both of y'all were just single there's nothing and so yeah it's sexism it's bobbyism that is a thing Yeah, oddly, it shouldn't be.

Like, don't make me a deal. Like, who cares about me? Do you know it'll be great if everybody was like, who cares about Bobby, we'll play her? Bobby's an idiot. Bobby's an idiot. He doesn't matter. That's how it should be.

He doesn't matter. That's how it should be. Like, I shouldn't matter so much that it affects someone's career. God, that makes me so bummed for her. Me too. Me too. And it says stress in our relationship

because I feel guilty all the time. Yeah. So. Well, I hope you all get to see each other. We both have stuff to do today and tonight We may see each other for like I don't know 10 minutes We try to like wave at each other

Driving down the road I know Two cars passing on the road It does really like it is like It is bad And if If her song ends up getting dropped Like

When are you gonna erupt? If her song gets dropped All right I'm ready I'm gonna erupt to everyone Can I buy tickets? And you know why I didn't drop the old bomb on September 1st Because the hurricane was happening

It was right in the middle of Harvey. Oh, that's right. And I was like, it is not the appropriate time. Right. That's, yeah. That's not even her. I got all kinds of stuff in my pocket. It might be time.

I'm going to come and irritate it one day and irritable. Oh, yeah, like a sleep. It's going to be game. Oh, my gosh. You got shingles again. Oh, man. He'd be so irritated. He would just erupt.

But people ask, like, how's Lindsay? And I don't talk about it publicly because I don't want to hurt her career. But the bear's going to get poked. Bears being poking. Yeah. Bears being poked on it. What happened on the airplane? So Eddie and Lunchbox get on an airplane

apparently getting a cursing fight with somebody? Wow. Guys, it was close to being a viral video. Yeah, we almost got a fight. So what happens? Go ahead, lunchbox time. Well, I get on the plane first, and Eddie has like a later letter, and he wants me to save seats.

Seats or seat? There's a different. Seats. Me and my wife, both of us. And then I was trying to save one for Morgan number two. Oh, you're saving three seats? Oh, yeah. Bones.

iPad on one seat, a shoe on another seat, a wristwatch and another one. How many seats have you saved me in total? Five. Yeah. You can't do that. Okay, well, he did it. Okay. And so I'm walking up, and I'm clueless as to what's been happening, but I guess

somebody ahead of me had already started complaining about all these saved seats. But there is a seat that's open in the one that he saved for me and my wife. So this guy's sitting out the window and I start walking up, and he says, he starts mumbling something like, man, I'm totally. tired of this mom, boom, boom. And I go, and I honestly, Bones did not hear him, so I asked him, I'm sorry, what did you say?

He said, nothing, sit the down. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. In front of your wife? Me and my wife, and I go, what? And he goes, you heard me, sit down. I'm like, I'm shocked. I'm like, lunch, what did you do? What's happening here? So I go, no, I'm not sitting next to you.

So I go and sit in another row. Behind me, another girl comes up and goes, is this seat taken? He goes, it's open. And she sits down and she goes, man, I'm going to have to save this middle seat for my friend. Oh, that's it. And I said, hey, you might want to be careful. That little grumpy guy over there doesn't like you saving seats. He's in a bad mood.

I start yelling from the back. Oh, wow. This is just fundamentally not a good thing. First of all, you can't save five seats on an airplane. You can't. Even if it's Southwest, you can't save five. You can't say to do it in a movie theater. You can't do it on a shot.

You can save one. and at the max, too, and you're just, you're playing with fire on that second seat. But can you tell someone to sit the down? Well, so let me get to my second point here. Okay. Watchbox, you can't do that. You put them in a bad situation. No, no, no.

They asked me to do it, so I was doing them a favor. I was the one taking the heat. I mean, there was people walking by going, oh, he's saving seats. You put a shoe in a seat. I did. So you can't do that. You can't save five seats. You can do one, maybe two.

Okay. Eddie. Yes. you let some guy disrespect in front of your wife like that's what I thought what a little chunk I'm telling you in my mind I was like oh no I'm gonna be the the next viral video on Southwest Airlines what a chump why didn't you step in and take care of business not a peep from lunchbox oh whatever nothing oh you kidding me I'm the one that said oh sorry old man didn't mean to ruin your life by saving a seat and that's how you said it yes we went hard on him after the fact no you did

from a couple rows back when you were sitting right next to him you didn't say it in a bad mood Don't save a seat around that guy. No, here's Eddie. He tells him, sit the blank down, Eddie goes, I'm going to put my tail between my legs, and I'm just going to walk away. No, I told him, no, I'm not sitting next to you. I'm out. I mean, your wife has to be embarrassed. You two are the biggest weanies. No, he is.

No, you too much. I was not about to be a viral video. I wouldn't get dragged off a plane. Like, that wasn't going to happen. He put you in a bad spot. You can't save five seats. It doesn't matter. Hey, lunchbox, will you give me a hundred bucks?

I just asked you for it. I was doing someone a favor. I'm sorry Eddie was a little wimp and got put your place. Did your wife think you were like a weaning? No, dude, we were just shocked, both of us. But then later was she like, you're weaning. No, she loves me. She thinks I'm tough.

Oh, I'm okay. You show your true toughness. Have everybody been on the show, if we had like the real rumble or everybody gets in a ring and you go out first? No, lunch, for sure. Lunch box. No. He's down first. He's spicy.

Scrappy, maybe. He's a wiry little fella. Yeah, he is angry. So, yeah, maybe that'll help him. All right. Well, this has been a dumb conversation. Was anybody wearing Pimp and Joy gear? Eddie?

I might have had my hat on me now. Eddie, if you do stuff like that, you've got to take the hat off. Eddie didn't do anything except be a baby. He said he was yelling things from the back. Yeah, but he probably couldn't hear me. How old are he? This is probably about 45. That's a dude.

That's like us. I'd say 55. And he was angry. Maybe 50. But he wasn't old or anything. I mean, he wasn't super old. Eddie, that's your age. I could have taken him out too.

No, you couldn't. You didn't know anything. My wife was there I didn't want to embarrass her You guys Didn't want to embarrass her And that was the start of our trip I didn't want to start that way

You imagine? I wouldn't have gone I wouldn't have made it Like That would have been the worst Sorry guys I'm not going eye heart I got no fight on the airplane Because of lunchbox

That's been awesome That's been awesome The show would have got so much Press cover like just saving a quarter of the seats so you can have your select you don't need it? The new story would have like he saved it with a shoe

on iPad. The fellow put a quarter in one seat, a shoe in another. Hey, quite the weekend for music. Just on the new music side Food Fighters put out of record listen to that a lot this weekend. It was the number one record, right?

Well, it's not number one time. It takes a week. Okay. Well, I read it sold a lot then. Yeah, it's probably over the weekend, but yeah, that'll happen at the end of next week. So Food Fighters and Chris Jansen were the two records, the new records that I listened to. So there was that. And then live music, we had our IHeart Radio Music Festival, which was pretty crazy.

Like, what was your favorite moment from the festival? Amy? I had so much fun watching Thomas Rett. I mean, there were so many moments, but that was where I was side stage jamming out, or on our little platform thing, jamming. I thought Chris Ableton was really cool, and we all know how good he is, but what happened was, these bands would get up and they play with like 11 people

and they have all these tracks and flashy lights and holograms of Elvis dancing with Mickey Mal and it's just like all this stuff the whole play had confetti and balloons and stapleting out of there yeah three three instruments it was he played the guitar

and he had somebody playing bass and drums and then Morgan his wife was singing with him that's it there was three instruments and two voices and it filled the room Yeah, it's amazing. So for me, just to see, like, real music get up there, and it was so bare bones, but it was still, it filled everything up.

It was, it was quite spectacular. I loved it. So I saw that, and Colplay was so good. I'm not even going to lie. Coldplay, they're just amazing. Yeah. Like, you go watch Colplay, and you just felt like you just went to, like, some kind of musical church, man.

It's just like, there's like some kind of spirit goes inside of it. When you try your best, but you don't succeed. They played this. I was just like, oh. And like he talks and you just want to do whatever he says. He's like, poke yourself in the eye. Okay. What next Chris?

Chris Martin? Yeah. Stuck in river. Did you guys watch DJ Khalid? I was out. Yeah. I was gone by then. And another one.

I was under bed. I had to get video of Lunchbox so excited with his winning song. All I do is we. I mean, he went so crazy. I got money on my mind. So awesome. So he brought out like Demi Lovato, Chance the Rapper, French Montana. Yes.

And more. Travis Scott. Travis Scott got Kylie Jenner pregnant, I think. Oh, did he? Rumored. That's cool. It's not been confirmed. But the crazy rumor is that Kylie Jenner is the surrogate for Kim and Kanye.

Oh, that's the rumor. Which probably isn't true. Who knows? Who cares? If Travis Scott did get her pregnant, she is four months along with a baby. girl. I don't even know what Travis Scott sings. We either. I didn't know who he was. I think of Travis Scott. I think the drummer from Blink 182. Yeah, Travis Barker though. Travis Barker. Yeah.

I mean, the first time I ever heard Travis Scott was weekend. Oh, Kendra Scott. We love Kendra Scott. Yeah. Her jewelry is beautiful. Oh, this Travis Scott guy. I love his jewelry. Want to hear some Travis Scott? Yeah. Okay, here we go. Lunchbox, which one was he, the one of the glasses? Travis Tritt. Is that who it is? Did Travis Trit? Call out of pregnant? No. That's the rumor. Oh, hey, start that rumor. Start the rumor. Travis Trett got Kylie Jenner pregnant. Tell TMZ that. Someone called that one in. Here, hold on.

Kylie got my baby. Got my baby. That terrible. What? What? Oh, French Montana was there too. Yeah. I sat behind him on an airplane one. I was like, who is this guy? We're trying to start the rumor that Travis Trupp got Kyle Jinnor pregnant instead of Travis Scott. So help us out. Get it out there. Yeah, so start putting it out there.

Travis Tray. Tell your friends. You're sorry, Sharma. Hey, you know what, though? He'd love that. Yeah, why not? Travis Trude would love that. Like all of them?

I can't. Oh, boy. Like, the start of my day, the crazy part was that Kylie might be Kim and Kanye surrogate. But now the fact that Travis Trit got her pregnant. Yes. You think the Kim and Kanye store would be awesome? This store would be great. This makes that one, like, seem totally normal.

And I cannot believe that this happened. I can't believe this. The headline is he's now a member of a real country club. For real, for real, for real. For real, for real. I mean, I smelled TROU-B-L-E. Okay. Let's go over to Amy's file.

That was good. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Good news. Spanx is going to start selling arm tights. Arm tight. Yeah, pretty, I think they go on sale today, actually. The arm tites basically do the same thing that regular Spanx do. but they suck in your arms.

Are people just going to be wrapped? Like, their whole body is going to be wrapped. It's going to be normal. It's just, you're walking around. And then when you have to get out of it, like, you're so wrapped, but someone's going to have to unwrap you. But let's just say you have this, like,

really awesome dress with, like, I mean, obviously I assume you have to be wearing sleeves or you have an outfit, but you need your arms to just be sucked in a tad bit more. Arms Spanx. Interesting. Damn that spanks company there, bacon. Like, I ate terribly over the weekend.

I probably put on three or four. pounds, but, and I can understand, put it having it for, like, your gut or your butt. Like control top for that area. But not your arms. I don't know. I might get some. What else? Well, moods are contagious.

So here's the deal. We just want everybody to just try to be in a good mood as possible because you affect your friends. They start to mimic whatever mood you are in. So who's going to be the trendsetter in this room? No, no, that's not who's going to be. What happens is I've surrounded myself with people that come in a good mood. And it's most of the time, Amy and some time, Eddie.

Sometimes sometimes. But you two are pleasant to be around. And because I come in and I'm just not a morning person. And, man, I get up at 3 o'clock. But I'm not even in a good mood until 15 minutes after the show's over. Then I'm so fun. So Amy and I are the trendsetters, would you say? No, you're the two that keep the room up.

Okay. You know, you two are all, you two are mourning people. You're happy. You do your thing. What about me? No. Oh, boy. No.

Well, just keep in mind you can catch a mood, good or bad, so who do you want to be? What do you want to be spreading? Spread the good news. Amy has shingles. I don't want you to be asking about what do we want to be spreading. Amy has shingles on her face and her eye. And I can tell you shingles hurt. I've had them.

Had them on my stomach and leg. She thought she had spiders crawling her head, though. So it's actually a step. Well, finally I got to see a doctor, but I explained to him my spider theory and he was like, okay. Yeah, what else you got? Well, obviously, pumpkin spice, we can't avoid it this fall, but this company's simple beyond. They have started selling pumpkin spice. So if you're eating some food and you're like, oh, I really wish this food tastes like pumpkin spice.

You can now just spray it. Just spray it on. Is it like chloroseptic? Is that throat spray? I wouldn't even spray on food. I wouldn't just put it in my mouth. So that every time you swallow it, no. But it's not perfume, although I guess maybe since you could use it as that, it is food spray.

I used to walk around with chloroceptic in my pocket. Really? And I would just be like, always making my throat down. Yeah, yeah, you did, yeah. Making your throat down. Yeah. What else? Well, I think that I just would like to use this moment to encourage young people, teenagers in particular, start moving.

Because a new study has found that on average, 19-year-olds in particular, are getting as much exercise as sedentary 60-year-olds. I thought they meant, like moving out of their house. No. No. But they're on their phones. They're doing games. They're just not moving. as much and we need to keep moving people.

So, put the phone down. I would also encourage teenagers to not do drugs and to not commit crimes. Those are all really good guys. Good ideas. All of them. Why you got a trump mine? Not moving is a good one too. And to vote.

Yeah. Yeah. We can't have a bunch of sedentary. Stop using that word. You don't use that word. You're out of paper. I still don't know if you're saying. I mean, sedentary lifestyle, you're not moving.

You sit a lot. You lay on the couch a lot. bread and not a piece of paper, now she won't stop using sedentary. You wait, are you guys saying? Y'all don't ever use the word sedentary. Never. What?

What? What? I call it sitting around. I call it being still. Well, or being lazy. You should really expand your vocabulary. And being still.

Sedentary. It's the syllables, too. I mean, I really hate to sound like the most educated person on the show right now. Don't worry. You don't. Okay, Bobby, everybody knows that you're the smartest one of the show. You don't have to bring it up. Cool, cool, cool, cool.

All right. That was Amy's pile of stories As we're transmitting across America As we are the number two song now On the most underrated artists in country music Ten was Brandy Clark Craig Campbell at nine Lord when I die

Luke Brian at 8 Charlie Warshum at 7 Louis Cody Johnson at 6 With you I Lauren and Lena at 5 Kipmore at 4

Aubrey Sellers at 3 Different reasons you can be underrated Like with Luke for example my most controversial pick, but I feel like Lucas way underrated as his songwriter and like just a pure artist. Because people will just see him doing stage dancing. But anyway, I don't get done to that. I have number two. Number two, most underrated artists in country music.

And you know what? The guy just goes out and does this thing and crushes it. And, you know, he's rated pretty highly. As a matter of fact, he's nominated for entertainer of the year this year. But it should have been about five, six, seven, eight, I don't know, ten years in a row. number two most underrated artists in country music Eric Church I like that one

It was close between church and the number one It's close Like Eric Church just don't G-A-F you know And that's what I respect about him Yes He don't give A-A-F Well now I wonder who number one is

Church just goes out and does his own thing And it's like you don't want to nominate me for crap Hug on these You know what I mean Yeah I don't tell This is my Thanks Amy

I just I yaed what you said Yeah You catch me around There's no thing If you don't like it That's okay He can do it anyway

He's gonna do it anyway What's he saying to me? What? Hug on these Yeah He doesn't say that though Number two Most underrated

Artist in country music Is Eric Church Tomorrow the most Wow I can't wait I know. Who will it be? The most underrated. The Bobby Ball.

Amy, what did you take from the show today? Oh, man. Well, I'm not very good at one hit wonders. That game was fun, but I was out the first round. Yeah. I kept wanting to play so bad. Yeah, which one did you miss? The very...

Yeah. The lyrics were... The lyrics were... I'm hooked in a kiss and I'm staring. Oh, baby. I want to get with you and take your picture. And Amy's like, can't touch this. No.

Lunchbox, what did you learn? What you take from today's show? That I look like Chris Martin. No, no one agrees with you on that. A lot of people online do. Three, and they all are related to you. It's like his brother. I agree.

Eddie, what's you take from today's show? I learned that if someone walks into your house, you're going to shoot them, so you're going to get a bat. You said that, yeah. I almost shot someone last night. So instead, I'm going to get a bat. I'm going to beat their head in a game. And now I will no longer enter your house. house after 11 p.m. without telling you.

Yeah. Send him a text. By the way, don't even text me after 8 p.m. What? But if we're coming, we have to. It's such a predicament. It's like, do we text? Do we not?

Do we want to get shot? I don't know. No, don't come into my alarm. My alarm went off twice. Don't come to my house. Okay. Or if you do, not. Expect to be.

No, I'm telling you, if you break into my house, I'm going to shoot you. Yeah. I almost shot somebody last night, but there was nobody there. Amy has shingles. When she has shingles, you have to kid gloves. Let her. her head hurts her face Is your face hurt?

It's your face hurt. It's right now really bad for some reason. Is your face hurt? Well, I decided to wear a hat today because I didn't want to wear makeup or do anything and the hat is just irritating the spots. Does your face hurt? Yes. It's killing me.

Oh, no. Rude. Got it. Rude. Also. Knock it down. Let me recommend to you to check out that Chris Jansen's song called Drunk Girl. Take a drunk girl home.

Take a drunk girl home. Let her sleep. all alone leave her keys on the counter your number by the phone pick up her life she threw on the floor leave the hall lights on

walk out and lock the door that's how she knows the difference between a boy and a man take a drunk girl home I recommend you check out that song from Chris Jansen and his new album everybody so we're going to go we'll see you Tuesday from everybody here including

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